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  1. This raises an interesting problem for Germans... on Uber Now Blocked All Over Germany · · Score: 1

    The german national anthem so begins:

    Deutschland, Deutschland uber alles
    uber alles in der Welt.


    Now try singing it after blocking Uber...

  2. Big Mac on What's After Big Data? · · Score: 1

    How do you want it ? Rare, medium or well done ?

  3. I wonder if... on C++14 Is Set In Stone · · Score: 1

    ...C++14 decays to N++14 as well.

  4. Don't know why, but... on German Intelligence Spying On Allies, Recorded Kerry, Clinton, and Kofi Annan · · Score: 1

    ...I find the concept of "German intelligence" an oxymoron.

  5. Beer! on Ask Slashdot: What Would You Do With Half a Rack of Server Space? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Remove the unused CPUs and disks, fill the free space with beer bottles, and take advantage of the cooling capabilities of the rack!

  6. We should act quickly! on China Plans Particle Colliders That Would Dwarf CERN's LHC · · Score: 5, Funny

    Or the markets will soon be invaded by cheap made-in-China Higgs bosons. Although swiss-made Higgs are known to be by far more precise and accurate, the cheap chinese bosons will send CERN factory into bankrupt, unless some kind of duty is introduced to slow down foreign particles.

  7. In a related news.... on Fossils of Cambrian Predator Preserved With Brain Impressions · · Score: 1

    ...poorly preserved traces of cambrian little animals were found in the predator's stomach!

  8. It decayed on How Japan Lost Track of 640kg of Plutonium · · Score: 1

    They stored their plutonium stockpile carefully (also because packing it too tight is a very bad idea), but they were not aware that it was made of Pu-233. This explains why the stockpile they bought was sold at such a bargain price on the market...

  9. I wonder if... on Site of 1976 "Atomic Man" Accident To Be Cleaned · · Score: 1

    they will use this method to clean up the site.

  10. I love gardening but I am very short of time... on The Internet of Things Comes To Your Garden · · Score: 1

    ...I think I will continue mowing the grass by myself, rather than wasting twice the time fixing network interfaces, rebooting controllers, changing batteries, etc.

  11. This remembers me what happened years ago... on Florida Man Faces $48k Fine For Jamming Drivers' Cellphones · · Score: 4, Funny

    When car started to be equipped with electronic spark control, it was found that a particular UK car brand was very prone to RFI from CB stations. Whenever the RF field was strong enough, the car engine stopped due to EM interference.
    CB radio drivers, whenever they spotted this car type in the London traffic, drove close to it, honked at the poor driver to get his attention, and then showed him their hand pressing the push-to-talk button of the transceiver...

  12. Please be careful on Replicating the NSA's Gadgets Using Open Source · · Score: 1

    Duplicating the gadget can be very dangerous!

  13. I don't trust this, indeed. on Geophysicists Discover How Rocks Produce Magnetic Pulses · · Score: 3, Informative

    IAAP (I am a physicist), and my work field concerns also geophysics. TFA is very suspicious for several reasons. I just list the simplest points to understand

    First, there are way too much self references: take for example the first sentence "Rocks, especially igneous rocks, behave as semiconduc- tors under certain conditions". They connect this sentence to four papers previously published by one of the authors (Freund). Nobody else in the scientific world ever verified that rocks are semiconductors ?!? This does not make a good start for the topic they are going to discuss.

    The authors claim that it is more than 50 years that the boundary between earthquakes and VLF emission has been established. Unfortunately this is not true: if it were, seismic network would be composed of radio receivers, they are way cheaper than seismometers. The existence of a connection between VLF emission and earthquakes is still an open question, and there are no conclusive proofs supporting it.
    What we know is that earthquakes are usually not associated to a simultaneous VLF emission, so a theory explaining how earthquake precursors can trigger a VLF emissions should also justify why earthquakes have no VLF emission as well.

    Figure 1 of TFA is a masterpiece of deception: please look at the value range in the graphs showing the computed and measured events: do you still think that the numerical predictions estimated by the authors and the field measurements can be defined "similar" ?!? They only share the same shape, when drawn on very different time and amplitude ranges!

    Summing up, I am afraid that this paper isn't going to be of any help with earthquake prediction...the next, please!

  14. In a related news... on Intel Wants To Computerize Your Car · · Score: 2

    ...General Motors announced that they want to motorize your computer. They plan to install a diesel engine and a steering wheel in every laptop. So far, no computer maker has done so well in providing fast-spinning hard disks and easy to use GUI, and some have seriously damaged their reputation (e.g. Windows 8).

  15. Mugger business plan on Unlock Your Android Phone With Open Source Wearable NFC · · Score: 1

    1. Lure a new victim using latest NFC Android smartphone
    2. Chop off hand wearing NFC ring and holding the smartphone
    3. ???
    4. Profit!

  16. This is quite useful! on Algorithm Distinguishes Memes From Ordinary Information · · Score: 1

    At last we have a way to filter out memes appearing in Slashdot posts. We should consider using a Beowulf cluster of CPU running the algorithm. However - call me old fashioned (and it wouldn't be the first time) - I think that in Soviet Russia memes would distinguish algorithms, and indeed Natalie Portman could confirm this.

  17. It might take a while to implement on 404-No-More Project Seeks To Rid the Web of '404 Not Found' Pages · · Score: 1

    Aboutt 400,000 people live in 404 area!

  18. Re:Saw this in stealthiswiki on Experts Say Hitching a Ride In an Airliner's Wheel Well Is Not a Good Idea · · Score: 1

    Given the survival rate for this kind of transportation method, they probably run out of anarchists, so they put the manual offline...

  19. Re:Look at the bright side! on Experts Say Hitching a Ride In an Airliner's Wheel Well Is Not a Good Idea · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately the available in-flight entertainment system is kinda boring...

  20. Obligatory xkcd quote... on U.S. Biomedical Research 'Unsustainable' Prominent Researchers Warn · · Score: 1
  21. BSEOD ?!? on Seattle Bookstores Embrace Amazon.com · · Score: 1

    Book Store Embrace Of Death!

  22. This is nothing when compared... on 44% of Twitter Users Have Never Tweeted · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...to the fact that about 85% of world population does not use Twitter!

  23. This cannot happen! on The GNOME Foundation Is Running Out of Money · · Score: 1

    Everybody knows that gnomes have a cauldron filled with gold coins well hidden somewhere...

  24. In a related news... on Google Chrome Flaw Sets Your PC's Mic Live · · Score: 1

    ...NSA spokeperson declared: "It's not a bug, it's a feature".

  25. Now I understand... on Skydiver's Helmet Cam Captures a Falling Meteor · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...why skydivers wear an helmet.