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  1. Re:Too bad on Texas Site Pushes Back Known Settlement Date For North America · · Score: 2
  2. Re:Where is the line? on Dutch Court Rules WiFi Hacking Not a Criminal Offense · · Score: 1

    So, to make it illegal, you need a router that you can connect a USB drive to, so it can serve files?

    Mine serves files, the config section is a series of internal web pages...

  3. Re:Most boring planet? on MESSENGER Enters Orbit Around Mercury · · Score: 1

    The solar power generation would be fantastic there, but I can't think of much other reason to go.

    Well, if you look at the composition of the planets they generally seem to have lighter elements as you move away from the sun. Rocks close in, gas farther out. So the densest elements should be found on Mercury. In fact, in a temperate zone it would be possible (not likely) to have a lake of mercury with islands of rock or iron floating on it... It truth I would expect any mercury to long since have vaporized and been blown away on solar winds, but there might be molten metal lakes on the hot side.

    In any case I would expect a high concentration of metal at the surface of the planet.So you build a rail gun and send big chunks of metal into space for use as building materials. You could use the sun to slingshot it just about anywhere.... In fact that might be a nice thing to have if we see an asteroid coming at us.

  4. Re:Who's into satellite TV? on Intelsat To Start Refueling Satellites In Orbit · · Score: 1

    I am using over the air digital signal with a D->A converter box, I found that a cheap (about $30) Walmart TV amplifier made a big difference in signal. Save the receipt, be gentle opening the package (I used a razor) and if it does not work in your particular case then just return it...

  5. Re:Agree on Ask Slashdot: Worst Computer Scene In TV or Movies? · · Score: 1

    That is THE penultimate basement in America folks!

    It's the next-to-last basement in America?

    Right... for some reason the film did not have them land at DUGWAY PROVING GROUND... where the good stuff is located.

  6. Re:Agree on Ask Slashdot: Worst Computer Scene In TV or Movies? · · Score: 1

    Yep.

    • Figure out how to write code for an alien computer in a few hours without knowing alien speak. check
    • Figure out in the space of another hour how to write a virus that completely disables ships defenses. check
    • Figure out how to network to said ship to download virus in almost no time at all. check
    • Fly alien fighter craft into mother ship to upload virus. check
    • PROFIT!

    Oh sure, it seems far fetched, but remember Jeff Goldblum was working underground at Area 51...
    That is THE penultimate basement in America folks!

  7. Re:$1.2 million worth of Microsoft Points on $1.2 Million Worth of MS Points Taken After Hackers Figure Out Code Algorithm · · Score: 1

    Why do you keep putting gas in quotes?

    Did you really want him to let it loose? I would prefer his gas be restrained, we can only hope double quotes are up to the job...

  8. Re:Coons on HBGary Hack In Depth · · Score: 0

    "Why do you feel that Python is so bad? What do you find wrong with it?"

    If you had not AC'ed that I would have modded it funny.

  9. Re:Real question is does it advertise, not track on Google Cars Drive Themselves, In Traffic · · Score: 1

    Billboards are obsolete.

    I would agree but sadly old business models never die the just buy legislators. HUD in a car questions the very need for a windshield at all, and we can't have that for many many contributors, I mean "reasons"....

  10. Re:Real question is does it advertise, not track on Google Cars Drive Themselves, In Traffic · · Score: 1

    ...The real question is will it deliver targeted ads while driving....

    This could be a real boon for the billboard industry! The car plans the route to expose you to the client's advertising product most relevant to your selected destination. And, if you are willing to give up information on your friends personal preferences, you might travel the most direct path along with the message:

    As our way of thanking you for your
    positive contributions to Google Transit,
    you are eligible to disable advertising...

  11. Re:Wow, Jar Jar and that shitty kid actor in 3D! on Episode I 3D Release Date Announced · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's as though these new movies were written by a completely different author.

    There were people writing that stuff? I always envisioned somebody dumping an eightball of coke into a 40, using that to wash down a handful of waffle pretzels and a mouthful of spray cheese, and then Voilà, it's movie making time...

  12. Re:Unfortunately on Asus Motherboard Box Doubles As PC Case · · Score: 1

    The box is huge

    That's what he said.

    What?... what?... what?... Hello... hello... hello... "Now batting for Pedro Borbon, Manny Mota... Mota... Mota..."

  13. Re:people still fax even in 2011 on New Hampshire Man Sentenced To 7 Years For Robo-Calling Malware · · Score: 2

    Precisely. Faxes also have legal statuses that email doesn't, in some jurisdictions, so faxing is still a staple in government departments, the legal profession, and in B2B transactions.

    It's also still used where visual content approval is required. Monuments, headstones, printing runs, etc don't get done until someone signs and FAXs back the proof page. Likewise many construction operations send proposals and bids, and receive signed, accepted bids by FAX. Many medical operations like FAX because the transmission can not easily be rerouted or duplicated (without other office workers noticing the half ream of photocopies someone just made).

    Yes, you could set up a scanner and hope the people can handle attachments and graphic formats, but for the time being FAX is the most cost effective way to deal with many situations.

  14. Re:What if you can't get a full bladder? on Full Bladder Improves Decision Making · · Score: 1

    No matter how many people suggest it, or how high up it gets modded, avoid the tourniquet method! You might ask them to hang the collection bag from the ceiling... that should give lots of back pressure...

  15. Re:I know! on What Would You Do With Open.org? · · Score: 5, Funny

    How about a single page with a large graphic saying:
    CLOSED

  16. Re:collaboration doesn't look as good as in gdocs on Google Launches New Assault On Microsoft Office · · Score: 2

    My God Man! Think of the BIG PICTURE. People will know when I'm not doing something, and may even expect some sort of performance improvement after they figure out that I now do nothing at all.
    Seriously, I am going to lose sleep over this...
    And I'll probably be expected to try and recoup those lost z's at home.
    Doh!
    Stupid Cloud...

  17. Re:Let me know on Researchers Create Computer That Fits On a Pen Tip · · Score: 1

    ...when I can skip Lasik and go straight to cybereyes....

    Oh sure, we could go there. But it has a wireless connection so it will be no time at all before people start getting....

    wait for it...

    Eye-Jacked.

  18. Re:He added accompaniment on Chess Games Translated To Music · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now we need algorithms to convert code into music. Take the source code for popular programs and convert it to music.
    Geek Radio Network announcer:
    Next up we have the source code for Internet Explorer rendered as a piece titled "Atonal Nightmare in C#"

  19. Re:Earth's Inner Core Rotation Slower Than Estimat on Earth's Inner Core Rotation Slower Than Estimated · · Score: 1

    ...How many other 'estimations', such as distances to distant stars, etc, can be off by a small percentage that would result in a large amount of actual distance?

    Umm, I'll estimate 30%... it would be larger but sales and marketing departments have not yet become involved in things like interstellar distance and core super-rotation.

  20. Re:siting in a room for as low as $5 a day sucks y on Lawyers Using Facebook Research For Jury Selection · · Score: 1
  21. Re:siting in a room for as low as $5 a day sucks y on Lawyers Using Facebook Research For Jury Selection · · Score: 1

    Ya but you normally have a few weeks notice for your summons. So I think a person would have enough time to load up on a few books by then.

    given the issue I'd say you would be better served loading up your fB profile with things like"why prosecutors are evil" and finding some jury nullification advocates to friend... maybe make some pages like this one. You will still have to sit in the jury pool but no prosecutor is going to want you...

  22. Re:cheapest is the top priority for laptop makers on Laptop Design For Disassembly · · Score: 1

    "propitiatory", possibly a new, proprietary way to spell "proprietary"?

  23. Re:Nope on Police Chief Teaches Parents To Keylog Kids · · Score: 2

    ...Besides, if you can throw them into battle it is hard to argue that they don't have the right to make up their own minds.

    As long as they don't decide to have a beer, as that would be illegal until they are 21...
    Oh, don't forget the seemingly random age of sexual consent laws.
    No opportunities for bad choices there.

  24. Re:What about encrypted communications? on FBI Complains About Wiretapping Difficulties Due To Web Services · · Score: 0

    My fear is that some rule about a back door goes into effect, then open source software is deemed a risk because you can't hide a back door. So now they need new rules for what can be open source, of course many software publishers will want to help with those rules...

  25. Re:Fuck that on FBI Complains About Wiretapping Difficulties Due To Web Services · · Score: 3, Funny

    Shhhh! The spine IS an antenna, dammit.
    That's what makes the tinfoil hat so important.