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  1. in that case on 35% Consumers Want iPhone 5... Sight Unseen · · Score: 1

    give me 20 minutes, a roll of duct tape, and a stack of business cards...im about to fashion together your new god in record time....and of course, its 5g.

    just make that check out to 'cash'

  2. but single photons on Single Photons Do Not Exceed the Speed of Light · · Score: 4, Funny

    pay higher insurance premiums because theyre single, regardless of their diligent adherence to light-speed.

    that new convertible probably didnt help things either.

  3. in much the same way on Blockbuster Trying To Woo Disgruntled Netflix Customers · · Score: 2

    disgruntled chrysler drivers are being chased by a zombie car salesman offering yugos and fiats.

  4. i guess im the only one on Iran Forced To Replace Centrifuges To Stop Stuxnet · · Score: 1

    to notice a few key problems with the stuxnet fiasco so far:

    1. no one has proven iran is intent on seeking nuclear weapons with this technology; their construction of nuclear power plants seems to run contrary to this solely western hypothesis
    2. no one has yet explained why iran cannot have the same nuclear weapons as the united states and its allies. Highlighting the fact that they are state sponsors of terror is irrelevant as we've done the same thing numerous times in history. the centrifuges didnt just contract a random virus that happened to not have affected any american hardware, much the same as siberias natural gas pipeline didnt just explode on its own in 1982. iraqi scientists arent just getting killed accidentally.

  5. In a word: no. on Is the Master's Degree the New Bachelor's? · · Score: 2

    listen, the correlation being made isnt valid.. The majority of the planet is facing one of the largest economic recessions in history. when you factor in jobless, many places in the united states harbor as much as 25% real unemployment. around 40 states in the united states of america are actively borrowing money from the federal government to pay for unemployment.

    people are gobbling up loans and going back to college under a historically burdenous debt, but this isnt because one degree has suddenly become any more enticing than another. People have equated a masters degree with a greater potential to find work; this conjecture wasnt even remotely true before the recession. loan officers are encouraging this because they have a monetary incentive to do so.

    expect upon graduation the same fate to befall education as has housing. These newly minted masters graduates will find themselves declaring bankruptcy and defaulting on education loans.

  6. we've tried this on Gates: Not Much To Show For $5B Spent On Education · · Score: 4, Insightful

    here in california with 'charter schools' which have turned out to be little more than money laundering operations for major corporations, business elite, and a handful of food service vendors. Corporations are also granted another platform to showcase to the public a model of business sans union.

    businesses are dismally suited toward the task of education. Their mandate, a legal one at that, is to maintain and grow shareholder earnings and profit.children are complex and perform differently. as such they are a poor if not dangerously unpredictable revenue generator for shareholders. So, instead of measuring childrens success in education by plausible means like college enrollment rates or hireability in the workplace, businesses running education tend to emphasize performance based on standardized testing batteries and total number of students enrolled; a sort of quantity over quality model

    i surmise when bill says 'education reform' what hes tacitly implying is nothing less than what was implied when charter schools were created.

  7. could the kgb on Could the KGB Infiltrate LulzSec? · · Score: 1

    infiltrate a well documented, structred and purposed organization comprised of heirarchially ordered members, a mission statement and a
    sem-closed forum in which ideas are traded back and forth? sure.

    can they infiltrate a global syndicate of decentralized professional hackers and free thinkers bent on protecting freedom and exposing the truth? no, probably not seeing as theyre one of the targets anyhow.

  8. note on For Texas Textbooks, a Victory For Evolution · · Score: 1, Interesting

    this victory is irrelevant for the 4.8 million children currently being home schooled. Sadly this means,
    as statistically a higher percentage of homeschool children receive college education than their public peers,
    around 4.8 million college inductees are going to have a really bad semester of biology.

    or perhaps it doesnt matter, as a parallel market of hundreds of christian colleges
    will dedicate itself to ensuring none of these children have ever to atone for evolution.

  9. about that fine, on 675k Stolen Credit Cards = Ten Years In Jail · · Score: 5, Funny

    do you accept visa or mastercard? ;)

  10. to clarify, slashdot on Women Arrested For Refusing TSA Search of Children · · Score: 1

    she was arrested for disorderly conduct, not 'refusing a child pat-down.'

    had she simply said, "no thank you, i dont approve of your practices or the safety of your technology" and accepted the fact that without a security screening
    no one gets on an aircraft, everything would have been OK. She could have taken a car, a bus, or a train likely to her destination
    of choice. instead she was visibly belligerent. So yes, she was arrested with cause.

  11. im less impressed by the on JPMorgan Rolls Out FPGA Supercomputer · · Score: 2

    performance of the system, its architecture or its value to the company
    and more impressed that one of the worlds largest financial service providers
    partially responsible for the worlds second largest economic collapse has found, despite their
    prior record with the concept of 'risk', the objective, quantifiable definition of the amorphous and
    highly elusive concept of said 'risk.'

  12. in the words of on Hubble Makes Millionth Observation · · Score: 1

    the curiousity core: "oooooooh! what is THAT!?"

  13. I dont condone on Don't Fly If You Just Had Surgery! · · Score: 1

    terrorism, hijacking, or suicide bombings at all...but after experiencing something like the TSA, i can understand why people do it.

  14. oh slashdot, on Microsoft Partners With Baidu, China's Top Search Engine · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is mostly directed toward the op that decided to write the stories summary...but here goes

    I love how your phone is chinese, your clothes are chinese, your kitchen appliances are chinese and your furniture is chinese,
    yet you still think after complacently bankrolling what american politicians still insist is a 'communist' state, that you're entitled to
    any semblance of a dissenting opinion.

    either take a real stand against the arguably communist empire you so openly support, or shut the hell up and buy another TV.
    peppering your articles with sensationalist sentament about human rights in china makes no sense otherwise,
    and its even more nonsensical when people realize you're american and living under the patriot act.

  15. such an innovative on Sony Develops Technology To Hack Your Hand · · Score: 1

    technology can only be applied toward advancing biomedical sciences
    in the greater interest of the public good and indeed that of humankind in general

    its just too bad the corporation thats developed it regards its customers as bumbling tits,
    their private information as no more than a step stone toward profit,
    and their technology as some type of (literal as well) black box from which only cash should flow into and
    conformity exercised in its presence

    LulzSec and anonymous have given me a rather soured opinion of the global standard that is sony.
    but i think they could start turning it around slowly if they started showing more interest in...humanity?
    release the hand-thing as open source or under a floss license of their choosing...that would be neat.

    otherwise its like watching OCP or the Tyrell corporation at this point :\

  16. I wonder on The Intentional Flooding of America's Heartland · · Score: 1, Interesting

    what additional engineering measures will need to be
    incepted and retrofitted to this system of dams in order to modernize them
    in light of global warming and climate change?

    had this system not been built, what would america have been like?
    has our recent industrial farming (recent meaning ~30 years) affected the outcome of this system any?
    how can it/should it scale in the future?

    sure, the source of the article is ominous and i take anything i hear from someone who
    tries to politicize or modernize the third reich with a grain of salt...but as slashdot readers we owe
    it to ourselves to study the article with an objective scientific mind.

  17. neat! on Decoding the Inscrutable Logos On Your Electronics · · Score: 2

    this thing is three fucking pages of high-level dreck about the labels the author saw and what they mean in general
    at the end of page 3 im told not to despair and keep the faith as the industry tunes its testing parameters to top notch standards!

    i did however get a nice bombardment of inline advertising for the site, side bar adverts for the sponsors,
    and enough fucking namedropping to fill a grocery cart with products tattooed in symbols and codes
    that by the end of the article i could only appreciate from afar.

  18. this isnt on Air Force Drones Hit 1 Million Combat Hours · · Score: 2

    an accomplishment really, its like gloating about the uptime counter on the
    quarter million dollar accounting server with occasional atrocious mathematics.

    Less war machines...more science machines.

  19. in other news today on Google Hits One Billion Unique Visits In a Month · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    slashdot ran out of web 2.0 tags,
    thats right, they'd used up every beveled edge,
    every shiny corner,
    and every bloated semi two dimensional image they could find to create slashdot 2.0.

    Standing in for todays ooey-gooey "Google" icon will be "Facebook."

  20. and in florida on Iowa Rejects Video Privacy Protection For Cows · · Score: 4, Interesting

    a law was proposed which would make it illegal to film or photograph a farm as well.
    The problem is customers have grown to appreciate the warm wool pulled over their eyes that depicts farms as wholesome, good, and kindhearted.
    A place where animals die of natural causes and everyone attends church on sundays.
    The average consumer doesnt understand high density/high intensity farming and agriculture and when prompted, generally does not care to learn about it.
    the educated consumer understands high density/high intensity farming and agriculture, but still readily retreats to his Pepperidge farm fantasy.
    The facts stand and yet we ignore them in the pursuit of ever larger quarter pounders and ever more delicious ribs.
    A factory farm is a hell mouth, strewn with feces six-inches deep and animals literally one foot in the grave.
    chickens are too bloated from hormones to stand, cows too drugged to care about the gaping abscess that was once an eye,
    pigs boiled alive in pursuit of shaving seconds from a cycle time on a machine
    and immigrant labor too illegal to question a single action or decision for fear of losing their american dream.

    once in a while, just every so often, an undercover PETA investigation might bring light to these torture engines.
    workers may find comfort in this as a means to perhaps ending the suffering they witness daily but even with this bills defeat, the fact remains:
    consumers blissfully ignorant will fill in the blanks and avoid the truth;
    effectively marching lockstep in the corporate machine of factory farming.

    and if you dont care to know where your brisket or tenderloin or chicken nugget comes from, you have no right to contest your cancer, low sperm count, obesity and heart disease.

  21. I dont have a problem with on Franken Bill Would Protect Consumers Location Data · · Score: 3, Funny

    Franken Bill, so long as its in by 8:00 and not rampaging through downtown like Franken Stein.

  22. i struggle to comprehend on China Blocks Web Searches About Protests · · Score: 1

    why we even continue to cover stories like this on slashdot. If not for some element of moral superiority knowing
    our nation "does not engage" in this kind of behaviour then why? every slashdotter who bought the latest
    nook, kindle, iphone, ipad or droid just tacitly and communally signed off on this censorship practice being okay.
    as in the communist state all labour is a component of the states interest and unionized as such under its watchful eye
    .
    its like saying walmart has suddenly decided it will fire anyone who says the word "groundhog" in the meat department
    when you buy 5 pounds of sliced turkey there every week. you dont exactly have the unfettered right to complain.

  23. lets cut education funding. on Obama: 'We Don't Have Enough Engineers' · · Score: 1

    thats always worked in the past to...oh wait....

  24. something needs to be on Legislation In the Works To Require Companies To Report Privacy Breaches · · Score: 1

    done to protect customers. Because if customers lose confidence in a brand, or a product, a feature or a service,
    they're one step closer to realizing they may never have needed the aforementioned item.

    make no mistake...this law is being enacted to protect two things:
    conspicuous consumption
    and the requirement for american consumers to be both poorly educated and wanton in their purchases.

    both of these elements are cornerstones in modern american society
    upon which our class system is based and our wealth structures maintained.

  25. breaking news on Devs Worried Microsoft Will Dump .NET · · Score: 4, Funny

    developers worry that closed platform multinational vendor may deprecate without concern
    bloated proprietary framework in favour of "Next Big Thing(c)" in order to shore up appearance
    of internet dominance. further research suggests multinational vendor may dabble in/support "next big thing"
    until it loses its questionable interest, profits slip, lawsuits ensue, or wacky CEO sings songs.

    all this followed by analysis/fearmongering/rampant speculation that closed platform multinational vendor may have
    only been relevant a decade ago and/or is secretly a homosexual sharia law terrorist kenyan.