I damned sure didnt see a penny for my study on the gap between girls who study english in a dark room with eleven scorpions and boys who study english in a fumigation tent.
I don't know why you'd need a special grant to just observe students in the temporary overflow classroom trailers after lunch on chili day.
And Schwarz's explanation that the acronym GNU stands for 'GNU is Not Unix' drew the following exchange: "The G part stands for GNU?" Alsup asked in disbelief. "Yes," said Schwartz on the stand. "That doesn't make any sense," said the 71-year-old Clinton appointee.
In follow-up news, Richard M. Stallman was served a subpoena to thoroughly explain the 'recursive' acronym, and additionally, to brief the jury on the facts of the case.
In an unusual exception, both the prosecution and defense agreed that popcorn would be provided free to the court, both parties, and spectators to the case.
That's a *HORRIBLE* idea. You start thinking you can write that program, then generalization takes you down the internationalization/localization route, then you learn about character sets, font design considerations for new scripts, the political/international/interplanetary aspects of character encodings, and... down that way lies madness. I think I need to lie down now.
- law officers won't even answer a direct question about "is this legal or no?"
If they could answer those kinds of questions, wouldn't they have become lawyers instead? Seems like it would pay a lot more and keep them a lot safer.
Or just making them very uncomfortable, I would do that in a heartbeat.
By which he means in about a quarter, when he has to produce another earnings report. I think he's confused by how an ostensibly human heart is supposed to sound.
Sure, and add some deer for variety. Total cost would be about... let's see, about 2900 kilometers, pigs, deer, carry the ten... twenty-nine hundred sows and bucks.
Only possible conclusion: MS Windows is not fit for purpose for any mission critical use.
Of course that's the case -- it says that in the EULA. You did have your fancy lawyers read the EULA before you decided to use our software in your medical device, right?
"We are terribly sorry about this systemic abuse regarding our fuel efficiency numbers. Now, in entirely unrelated news, check out our new line of all-electric vehicles!"
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I don't see what Al-Qaeda could expect to accomplish by killing him.
It's more a political thing -- they get a lot of funding from Big Malaria.
I damned sure didnt see a penny for my study on the gap between girls who study english in a dark room with eleven scorpions and boys who study english in a fumigation tent.
I don't know why you'd need a special grant to just observe students in the temporary overflow classroom trailers after lunch on chili day.
God is great!
Math is hard!
And Schwarz's explanation that the acronym GNU stands for 'GNU is Not Unix' drew the following exchange: "The G part stands for GNU?" Alsup asked in disbelief. "Yes," said Schwartz on the stand. "That doesn't make any sense," said the 71-year-old Clinton appointee.
In follow-up news, Richard M. Stallman was served a subpoena to thoroughly explain the 'recursive' acronym, and additionally, to brief the jury on the facts of the case.
In an unusual exception, both the prosecution and defense agreed that popcorn would be provided free to the court, both parties, and spectators to the case.
Is that true? I thought that only the proceeds from property sales and funds from employers and financial institutions could be seized for unpaid taxes, and that, through the court system.
Well, there you go:
That's a *HORRIBLE* idea. You start thinking you can write that program, then generalization takes you down the internationalization/localization route, then you learn about character sets, font design considerations for new scripts, the political/international/interplanetary aspects of character encodings, and ... down that way lies madness. I think I need to lie down now.
We're fuckin' code monkeys.
Damn straight.
- law officers won't even answer a direct question about "is this legal or no?"
If they could answer those kinds of questions, wouldn't they have become lawyers instead? Seems like it would pay a lot more and keep them a lot safer.
What, then, could an SQ +50 Superbeing possibly have to say to us?
Who's a good girl? Whoooo's a good girl?
Or just making them very uncomfortable, I would do that in a heartbeat.
By which he means in about a quarter, when he has to produce another earnings report. I think he's confused by how an ostensibly human heart is supposed to sound.
TV Reporter: Can you give me an example of one of those?
Protestor: Just Google it! They're all over the intertubes!
Furries ruin everything.
Plus, it's unlikely getting stuck in a particle collider will give you mutant powers.
Sure, and add some deer for variety. Total cost would be about ... let's see, about 2900 kilometers, pigs, deer, carry the ten ... twenty-nine hundred sows and bucks.
Sorry, old joke, but I couldn't help myself.
In that case, maybe Pakistan would benefit more from a pork detection project.
The laser would have to catch the squirrel first, though.
Trump ... border defense ... 7-11 ... there's a joke here somewhere.
Only possible conclusion: MS Windows is not fit for purpose for any mission critical use.
Of course that's the case -- it says that in the EULA. You did have your fancy lawyers read the EULA before you decided to use our software in your medical device, right?
"We are terribly sorry about this systemic abuse regarding our fuel efficiency numbers. Now, in entirely unrelated news, check out our new line of all-electric vehicles!"
I suppose their only option is to falsify the numbers again.
We've known about these miscreants for many years, and yet remained negligent. We only have ourselves to blame.
"And that's how it happened?"
"Yup! Nine months later, you were born, little sis."
It sounds like they're trying to make it out like some kind of heroic war story instead of the unmitigated disaster that it was.
You know, a war game.
Don't worry, I'm sure President Trump will have a clear, workable answer for us by then.
But you probably don't want to piss it off, regardless. Still, I'm sure they could find *some* way to get along.
(Sorry about the self-reply)