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  1. Re:What now? on Teen Accuses Record Companies of Collusion · · Score: 0

    Seriously... I wouldn't want to see the RIAA "loose" a case at that baby. C'mon, kids are fragile and don't deserve to be hit by cases. The RIAA should definitely stop throwing cases at people. In related news: "Losing vs. Loosing: How Stupid People Lack An Understanding of the English Language"

  2. Re:My toddler has the very same problem. on Suit Blames Videogames for Homicides · · Score: 0

    Mine just hops through traffic all day long and like to cross rivers for some strange reason.

  3. Re:Oblig "It's the parents, stupid" on Suit Blames Videogames for Homicides · · Score: 0

    This is exactly why people need to start acting resonsibly and cutting their phone lines before they molest their children...

  4. Sims Earth? on Reconstructing Real Cities in Google Earth · · Score: 0

    .... I better be able to stick people alone in a 1ft. x 1ft. shack with fireworks in this game too.

  5. Re:I Don't Get It on A Blackberry Pickpocket Notification System · · Score: 0

    I agree with ladiablojose... but I also have the solution. Keep everything the same, except the method that it should use for rendering your data unusable is SELF-DESTRUCTION! That's right folks! Your blackberry gets stolen? One less crook on the streets, KABOOM. Possible drawbacks may include but not be limited to: children, pets, and curious newly found adorable alien life forms.

  6. Re:More Programmers Needed on Interview With Linux Flash Player's Lead Engineer · · Score: 0

    Just have to squeeze REALLY hard.

  7. Saving Lives on iPods at War · · Score: 0

    Computers bad for our soldiers!? Obviously people do not understand the use of Scrolling Combat Text and how it's saving soldiers lives!

    If only our government officials would take the same advice and learn proper agro control, they'd never be in this mess.

  8. Nothing on Judge Rules NSA Wiretapping Unconstitutional · · Score: 0

    Nothing for you to see here, please move along.

  9. Re:For the lazy on VMware Announces UVAC Winners · · Score: 0

    For The Lazy:
    La-Z-Boy

  10. FREE on YouTube to Offer Every Music Video Ever Created? · · Score: 0

    ... to all of our paid subscribers.

  11. In related news: on Microsoft Insists IE7 is Standards Compliant · · Score: 0

    Salzorin insists that all the ladies love him!

    true story.

  12. Cruise Control on War Declared on Caps Lock Key · · Score: 0

    Capslock is like hitting the cruise control to awesome... don't take away my CRUISE CONTROL!

  13. Re:Note that the poll only covered Japan and Europ on Did Humans Evolve? No, Say Americans · · Score: 0

    Burma feels threatened by polls, so they couldn't really participate, it's against their beliefs.

  14. Blinded on Did Humans Evolve? No, Say Americans · · Score: 0

    I've been anti-science ever since SHE blinded me with it. And don't even get me started on technology.

  15. Processing.... on Music Industry Looking for Lyrics Payoff · · Score: 0

    Congratulations! You have successfully purchased and installed your club components. Welcome to the Club! While in the club you are welcome to listen to, sing along with and dance to any music that you have purchased a valid license for. Please remember to not allow those around you to listen to, sing along with or dance to any of your licensed music as they may not have a valid purchase for the same media. Upon exiting the club all components and licenses will be revoked. Please enjoy your stay.

  16. Schoolyard on Microsoft COO Warns Google Away From Corp Search · · Score: 0

    Kevin proceeded to inform Google that his 'ass is grass' and that he should 'meet me at the flagpole at 3:30! I've got a dentist appointment at 4.' Google replied with a very firm, 'oh yeah!?', to which Kevin stuck back 'yeah!', with a swift nudge to Google's chest. Both boys were then escorted to the principles office and had to be picked up by their mothers. I'm told that they both received a very stern talking to. Kevin missed his dental appointment.

  17. Re:SETI@brain? on DARPA's Cortically-Coupled Computer Vision System · · Score: 0

    Stupid people need to be useful for something after all.... Finally, I'll be worth something!

  18. Re:I declare a "War on Quasars" ... on Scientists Question Laws of Nature · · Score: 0

    Is this how the Time War started?

  19. Risky business on Astronauts Pull Off Risky Spacewalk · · Score: 1

    In related news, 450 pound Michael Jackson impersonator pulls off a very risky moonwalk.

  20. Come on people... on Enron's Kenneth Lay Dies · · Score: 0

    Death is never funny... ... except when it is.

  21. Re:Translation on Google Fires Off Warning to US Telcos · · Score: 0

    I make 1 little google monopoly joke and get moderated troll.... ---- sad panda.

  22. The year 20XX on Athens Breeding "Super Mosquitoes" · · Score: 0

    Athens mosquito technology has surpassed us!? This is disgraceful. We need to step up our pollution and cramped housing! [i]The super insects have color vision and detect humans from 25-30 meters, which is about 50% farther than the ordinary mosquitoe[/i] We need to give them infravision! and the ability to detect humans across a span of 30 miles! Forget a size of .3ug ... we need to make them 10, no 20 lbs. And we must give them technology. Radar, sonar and laser beam eyes! Yes, yes, our minions will traverse this mortal coil and bring everyone under our mosquito superpower! And then we will feast my brethren.... feast.

  23. Somebody needs... on Want Security? Make The Switch · · Score: 0

    Somebody needs to start making Switch ads that appeal to malware designers... "Make the Switch! Because everybody thinks they're safe..."

  24. Translation on Google Fires Off Warning to US Telcos · · Score: -1, Troll

    Google: "Stay away Telcos, this is OUR monopoly!"

  25. Re:Can I use this info? on The Software Internet Database · · Score: 1, Informative

    Kevin Bacon was in Where the Truth Lies (2005) with Anna Silk Anna Silk was in Confessions of a Dangerous Mind (2002) with Matt Damon Matt Damon was in The Bourne Supremacy (2004) with Karl Urban Karl Urban was in Doom (2005) which you played when you were 13.