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  1. Re:idiocy? Incompetence? on Y2.01K · · Score: 1

    WinXP allows users to set date-separators and the like in a way that makes unambiguous date/time parsing impossible.

    That's a microsoft thing.
    Similarly, a .xls file created with a non-english excel (we often receive such files from clients who use excel in french) uses commas as the float separator and is unreadable in another version of excel.

    There are tons of similar default behaviour of microsoft softwares that makes you want to kill people as soon as you begin working internationally.

  2. Re:idiocy? Incompetence? on Y2.01K · · Score: 1

    How on earth can things like this happen? After the Y2K debacle how can anyone
    not anticipate and extensively test for future dates?

    Is this sheer utter incompetence, or just a total lack of intelligence?

    Yee Gods!

    Step 1: A company uses a bunch of old softwares that can't handle dates past 1999, because the year is coded with 2 digits.
    Step 2: The company hires a consultant to correct their softwares.
    Step 3: The consultant sees the code is a mess, and understand he won't be able to correct everything cleanly before the deadline.
    Step 4: The consultant decides to call a function wherever a date is used, that changes the way dates are handled so that a year beginning by a 0 works like it is posterior to a year beginning by a 9 (or any other digit).
    Step 5: ???: The consultant warns the company that a better correction must be applied before 2010, and that they should do something about it in advance, not wake up suddenly on december 12 like this year and wonder what to do. Or he keeps that for himself (after all, it won't be a problem until 10 years later, why bother?)
    Step 6: Profit: The consultant gets his check and gets drunk.
    Step 7: The companys does nothing to correct the problem.
    Step 8: 10 years later, the Y2K bug strikes like the spanish inquisition, when nobody expects it.

  3. Re:It's An Employer's Market on IT Workers To Get Fewer Perks, No Free Coffee · · Score: 5, Funny

    And employers will replace them with 20-something go-getters with better attitudes and more up-to-date skills, and at half the salary.

    I'd like to see how those 20-something will use their up-to-date skills when faced with my 80% cobol environment.

  4. Re:Didn't see Avatar... on Avatar Soars Into $1-Billion Territory · · Score: 1

    I did'nt see it, and don't intend to.

  5. Re:Whining about folk-art webpages... on Jaron Lanier Rants Against the World of Web 2.0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Romans didn't invent roads.

  6. Re:Still not getting it - DN3D was and is the King on The Nuking of Duke Nukem · · Score: 1

    Strippers.

  7. Re:Still not getting it - DN3D was and is the King on The Nuking of Duke Nukem · · Score: 1

    Freeze ray and Shrink Ray where in the game from the start.
    Maybe not (in the free (shareware) version, but definitely before the expansion pack.

  8. Re:Maybe .... on Grigory Perelman and the Poincare Conjecture · · Score: 1

    /. ate my "less than"

  9. Re:Maybe .... on Grigory Perelman and the Poincare Conjecture · · Score: 1

    Yeah, and I think C (and all its derivatives) went the wrong route. The single "=" should have been comparison, and something else (like ":=") should have been assignment. I think that's logically cleaner, and gets along nicer with mathematics.

    or "-".
    I like drawing ASCII arrows in my code.

  10. Re:Get away with the classes already on Revisiting the "Holy Trinity" of MMORPG Classes · · Score: 1

    right, I forgot about Eve. And didn't know about Runescape (but who plays it anyway?)

  11. Get away with the classes already on Revisiting the "Holy Trinity" of MMORPG Classes · · Score: 1

    Isn't any mmorpg out there capable of offering a stats-based or skill-based character with no classification system?

  12. Re:Simpsons did it... on The Social Difficulty of Saving Earth From an Asteroid · · Score: 1

    I do say Italy.

    Then again, I live in France.

  13. Re:110km long?!? on Doom-Like Video Surveillance For Ports In Development · · Score: 1

    Thanks, that's what should have been linked in the GGGGP.

  14. Re:110km long?!? on Doom-Like Video Surveillance For Ports In Development · · Score: 1

    I understand it's the Moreton Bay that extends 90km north to Mooloolaba, not the port itself.

  15. Re:Not worth the money? on Extended Warranty Purchases Up 10% This Year · · Score: 1

    It's a statistics and probability problem.

    If a device breaks, what would be the cost to have it repaired without the warranty? and what are the probabilities for the device to break between the end of base warranty and the end of extended warranty?

  16. It's a cook book! on The Voynich Manuscript May Have Been Decoded · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's a cook book!

  17. Re:So? on EA Flip-Flops On Battlefield: Heroes Pricing, Fans Angry · · Score: 1

    "The issue is that in the beginning we where told that nothing you could buy for "real money" would give you an advantage over non-paying players."

    If it gives no competitive advantage then why in the world would it be worth real money?

    You don't really understand the concept of "gaming", do you?

  18. Re:Big Plus! on G-WAN, Another Free Web Server · · Score: 1

    I think you should be nominated for an award in stupidity.

  19. Re:Pizza Analogy on EU About To Grant US Unlimited Access To Banking Data · · Score: 1

    Pan-pizza is not pizza.

  20. Re:Pizza Analogy on EU About To Grant US Unlimited Access To Banking Data · · Score: 2, Funny

    Pizza is Italian.

    There's no such thing as american pizza. Only american would-be pizza.

  21. Re:A Natural Progression Yet So Many Caveats on Dumbing Down Programming? · · Score: 1

    user@computer:~$ oh shit, I was in the wrong folder. can you get those files back?

    nope. you're fucked.

    (never underestimate the possible stupidity of the user)

  22. Re:Strike 2 on Italian Prosecutors Seek Prison Sentences For Google Execs · · Score: 1

    Altavista is and has always been far superior to yahoo.

  23. Visible from the outside? on Where Are Your Contact Lens Displays? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If I displayed a fullscreen hi-res photo of someone's eye on such a lens, would it pass retina scan?

  24. Re:just friends, no facebook, no cloud on Opera 10.10 Released, Includes New "Unite" Tech · · Score: 1

    You need to use opera to share, not to access someone else's content.

  25. Re:IE on Microsoft Aims To Close Performance Gap With Internet Explorer 9 · · Score: 1

    One great innovation of IE is IE8's "accelerators". select an address or a location name in any web page, and with a right-click you can send it to google maps.
    You can translate some text or post it to twitter or to your blog, start an e-mail with it... it really is a cool UI feature.

    That said, it's not enough for it to be my main browser, I usually use chrome or opera or firefox and only start IE when i can't avoid it (as a web developper, it's fairly often).