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  1. Re:Follow the money on Linux Patent Infringement Lawsuit Filed Against Red Hat/Novell · · Score: 0

    It's the same reason that the U.S Government uses shitty companies like Blackwater to do their dirty work. A bunch of bloodthirsty rednecks kill a bunch of civilians in Iraq? u.s. govt - "it wasn't us! hey! how'd they get in there?"

  2. Re:Then quit whining.... on Japan Moon Probe Snaps First Photos · · Score: 0

    Don't you mean "# emerge OVERLORDS"?

  3. I once housed a data center... on Data Centers in Strange Places · · Score: -1, Troll

    ...in your MOM!

  4. Re:Shouldn't blacks just use Ubuntu? on Mandriva Linux 2008 Now Available · · Score: 0

    I don't get it... again.

  5. Re: bells and whistles on Mandriva Linux 2008 Now Available · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Gosh, ask Steve Jobs. He's made quite a good living selling shiny things with bells and whistles.

  6. Re:What about Mandingo Linux? on Mandriva Linux 2008 Now Available · · Score: 0

    I don't get it.

  7. Rates on Getting Gouged by Geeks · · Score: 0

    Let's talk about rates. What do we charge for a not-so-fun home job vs a fun network setup for a small company?? I'd be more inclined to charge more for the home job.

  8. Dear Sony's legal department on Sony BMG Says Ripping CDs is Stealing · · Score: 0

    Dear Sony's legal department:

    Fuck off.

    Love,
    Everyone in the Whole Wide World

    P.S.
    Fuck off

  9. KnowledgeTree on Best Way to Build a Searchable Document Index? · · Score: 0

    ...has a free version that works really well. You'll probably need your own box for it but I've done it with CentOS on an old Dell box and it worked beautifully. Install is a snap and uploading docs is done from a zip. The PDF indexing is a little light, but everything else indexes just fine.

  10. Watchguard on Why Do Commercial Offerings Use Linux, But Not Support Linux Users? · · Score: 0

    Watchguard does the same thing. Their firewalls run Linux, but to control their firewalls, they have only Windows-based client software. Go figure.

  11. Re:Facebook is the future on Microsoft to Buy 5% of Facebook Valuing at $10bn · · Score: 0
    You are kidding, right? Imagine if you could have all of the time you wasted on a social networking site or video games - what could you accomplish? You could probably have another degree (JD, PhD, undergrad). You would probably be a helluva cook or probably have your private pilot's license. You could've restored an old car back to factory. Social networking sites and games ARE the opiate of the people.

    Nuff said - I'm going to go mow the lawn, or something.

  12. Re:unsafe, huh? on Boeing Dreamliner Safety Concerns Are Specious · · Score: 0

    Yeah, I realized this as soon as I hit "Submit". Der to me.

  13. Dreamliner in Peru - get on the ball, Dan. on Boeing Dreamliner Safety Concerns Are Specious · · Score: 0

    It has been reported that, in fact, a Dreamliner crashed in Peru and then made everyone in the surrounding villages sick http://www.guardian.co.uk/space/article/0,,2171920,00.html. Initially, it was thought that it was some strange meteorite or UFO. But, no, it was a DREAMLINER!

  14. Re:unsafe, huh? on Boeing Dreamliner Safety Concerns Are Specious · · Score: 0

    I wonder how much Dan is being paid by Airbus for this kind of "reporting"???

  15. Re:F-16 is made of composites on Boeing Dreamliner Safety Concerns Are Specious · · Score: 0

    ...and the F-117 and the B-2 and not to mention that T-38's that have been retrofitted with composite wings and tail surfaces and Spaceship One and tens of thousands of Cirrus-type private aircraft and.... I'll fly in a Dreamliner any day - I just don't have the need to go to Australia or Asia or Europe right now.

  16. Not me on Your Chance to be an Astronaut · · Score: 0

    I get claustrophobic and anxious just thinking about being in a large tin can with no way out for months at a time. Y'all go ahead. I'll watch.

  17. Re:How do we know half the accountants quit? on Half of SCO's Accountants Quit · · Score: 0

    At first I read: "Now you've ROUNDED everything.". My bad.

  18. And then... on Japan Launches Lunar Orbiter Mission · · Score: -1, Redundant

    They'll deploy their best Pokemons. And then they'll activate their best Digimon card that will scour the Moon for Bad Guys.

  19. A mature response to the problem: on Turned Off iPhone Gets $4800 Bill from AT&T · · Score: 0

    HA ha haaaaa. HHAAA ha hhhaaaa ha ha ha ha. WOO haaaa! Ha ha h a h a h a.... And furthermore: HHHHHAAAAAA.

  20. Obligatory post... on Radiation Absorbing Mineral Found In the Arctic · · Score: 0

    In Soviet Russia, mystery Arctic minerals absorb YOU!

  21. Yes, but... on What We Know About the FBI's CIPAV Spyware · · Score: -1

    does it run on Linux??

  22. Re:Queue Slashdot Reader Love Life Jokes on Smarter Teens Have Less Sex · · Score: 0

    Of course you mean CUE. I'll bet you even looked up the spelling of queue and everything. Gosh, you must've gotten laid early on.

  23. Law Enforcement taping - same argument on Privacy and the "Nothing To Hide" Argument · · Score: 0

    So, why are law enforcement so up in arms over being videotaped??? If they don't have anything to hide, and it's a good stop, then what's the big deal?

  24. Re:If you look really close... on Google Maps Shows Chinese Nuclear Sub Prototype · · Score: 0

    They're changing drivers??? Now that's scary - we know that their Mig pilots can't fly straight.

  25. Re:Good on Belgian ISP Forced To Block P2P Traffic · · Score: 0

    ...and which is better music, anyway. All their shit music is written in the Disney studios, anyway, and todays "popular musicians" are just talent-less puppets.