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Getting Gouged by Geeks

dottyslashdottydot writes "CBC Marketplace recently ran a sting operation and discovered that most home computer repair technicians failed miserably at diagnosing a simple RAM failure. Many techs tried to sell unneccessary software or upgrades. (or even a new computer!) However, the worst offender was one guy who claimed that the hard drive had failed, and that the only remedy was to pay $2,000 to have a special facility with a clean room recover the data."

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  1. getting gouged by whom? by yagu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I have to take a little umbrage at the inflammatory headline, though I suppose the choice of words generates traffic. These people were not being gouged by geeks. They were being gouged by assholes. These are the same assholes who'd sell you a re-built carbeurator to fix a low-transmission fluid problem (it's true, I stopped this guy from doing just that to a good friend).

    Most "geeks" I've ever known or met often may suffer social ineptitude, but across the broad spectrum, geeks, IMO, seem the least likely to be the type to pull these ripoffs. Quite the contrary, my experience has been geeks, true geeks who really know technology are the ones far more likely to shrug and take no money for helping someone with technology. That's not to say they're not willing to make a living at it... just that they're not ripoff artists.

    Also the story is long on anecdotal "sting" evidence, and short on statistically significant information to substantiate the claim. My advice, ask around, ask a friend you trust, not necessarily to do the work but to give a "yea" or "nay" on any recommendations. Also, if it's a company like "geeks.com", stay away... any company pedalling technicians en-masse on the cheap is suspect... the market doesn't sustain that kind of business model... fixing technology is hard, and not cheap.

    Anyway, back to my thesis, this is ripoff by assholes, not geeks.

    1. Re:getting gouged by whom? by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Also the story is long on anecdotal "sting" evidence, and short on statistically significant information to substantiate the claim.


      Welcome to the post-Dateline world, where every news agency now wants to set up stings to bust the bad guy. I'd like to set up a sting to expose shitty journalists. I think modern journalism is the one area that seriously needs to be looked in to.

      We can start with science journalism, which is now at nearly tabloid levels of accuracy.
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    2. Re:getting gouged by whom? by d0rp · · Score: 1

      I'd like to set up a sting to expose shitty journalists. Now, that is the best idea I've heard in a very long time.

      Well done, sir!

    3. Re:getting gouged by whom? by jotok · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Totally disagree. Geeks are the most likely out of anyone I know to have a superiority complex and lord it over people who know less than they do. Now stick that geek in a shitty, low-paying job where people who can shit out $1000 for an overpriced Dell come in saying "My internet is broken," and every once in a while they'll dick someone over.

      I also don't know what you mean about companies peddling geeks on the cheap. Geek Squad, for example, are not cheap. If you want cheap, in my area, you go to the Mom & Pop store (we actually are lucky enough to have a genuine independently run computer sales & service store, run by a genuine mom and pop) and they fix stuff on the cheap. They solder and go way, way down into the physical layer...when was the last time geeks.com checked your power supply with a multimeter? They also do great training, which you'd think would torpedo their business, but no.

      Oddly enough, they don't consider themselves "geeks." They are retirees and grandparents who like to tinker. Weird, but true.

    4. Re:getting gouged by whom? by frup · · Score: 0

      Awesome idea, mod GP up!

    5. Re:getting gouged by whom? by maxume · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's not a very nice thing to say about tabloids.

      Zing!

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    6. Re:getting gouged by whom? by WaXHeLL · · Score: 2, Informative

      Geeks.com is Computer Geeks, an online store. Different from Geek Squad. One actually provides reliable parts, the other is run by Best Buy (enough said).

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    7. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These people were not being gouged by geeks. They were being gouged by MBAs. There FTFY.

    8. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      These are the same assholes who'd sell you a re-built carbeurator to fix a low-transmission fluid problem (it's true, I stopped this guy from doing just that to a good friend). Wow, how old is your friend's car that it even has a carbeurator? Maybe it would have been even better advice to tell him he needed a new car. Unless it's one of those new-fangled carbeurators that sits right next to the blinker fluid reservoir...
    9. Re:getting gouged by whom? by justin12345 · · Score: 1

      Are they talking about the Best Buy "Geek Squad"? If not I would really like to know how they qualify "geeks". After reading TFA I kinda doubt they do, they might as well said "Most random people we asked to fix a computer we intentionally broke" could not quickly discover that we were screwing with them.

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    10. Re:getting gouged by whom? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      CBC has done this sort of stuff for a LONG time, usually on mechanics. They do an annual report where they loosen the battery cable on a minivan and send it around to a bunch of big-chain mechanics in different cities then grade them by how much the repair costs.

      It's useful. Canadian Tire finished last one year and they improved a LOT after that. Not that I'd take a car to Canadian Tire anyway, but still.

    11. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to take a little umbrage at the inflammatory headline, though I suppose the choice of words generates traffic. These people were not being gouged by geeks. They were being gouged by assholes.

      Also, if it's a company like "geeks.com", stay away... any company pedalling technicians en-masse on the cheap is suspect... the market doesn't sustain that kind of business model... fixing technology is hard, and not cheap. I think you answered your own question about the choice of headline. The article is referring to companies like "geeks.com" and "Geek Squad." Though I agree that lowercase geeks, in general, don't like to gauge people. Heck, they usually do the work for free for friends, family, and that cute girl they don't stand a chance of getting.
    12. Re:getting gouged by whom? by nuzak · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Oh for gods sake. They were getting gouged by the Geek Squad. It's an alliterative headline, a grand tradition of hundreds of years. This is just righteous touchiness, and no one is going to say "gosh, anyone who says they're a geek can't be trusted, some guy on the news said they'll rip me off". Honestly, pick your battles.

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    13. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're confused. Geek Squad isn't meant to fix stuff, they're meant to sell shit. Do you know any competent IT people who would work for $8.50 an hour? Probably not. And definitely not for long. Geek Squad people may have slightly more computer expertise than your average Best Buy employee, but that's not saying much.

      It's really no surprise that their "solution" is usually to buy a new one. I wonder if they know a place? Maybe Best Buy?

    14. Re:getting gouged by whom? by technicalandsocial · · Score: 1

      They were being gouged by assholes. s/gouged by assholes/robbed by thieves/g

      Geeks use sed, awk, and grep. Thieves rob.
    15. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      *Some* Geeks are assholes. Not all are saints. Redefining their title does not change who they are. We can't just redefine everyone that does something wrong as evil, or an asshole. People do things that are evil or assholish, but are not of themselves evil or assholes.

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    16. Re:getting gouged by whom? by jotok · · Score: 2, Funny

      That sounded like you could spin it into a lawyer joke.

      Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
      A: One is a scum-sucking bottom-feeder, and the other is a fish.

    17. Re:getting gouged by whom? by adminstring · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I have found that power supplies that look good to a multimeter may not look so good to a computer and may still cause problems. It might be putting out 5 volts, but how clean is that 5 volts? An oscilloscope could give you a better picture of how the power supply is working, or there's always my favorite method... swapping in a different power supply and seeing if the problem goes away.

      I'm glad that Mom and Pop are out there doing a good job at a good price for people in your area, though. More power to them!

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    18. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Raumkraut · · Score: 1

      I'd like to set up a sting to expose shitty journalists.


      Why bother, when Wikipedia already does that for you?
    19. Re:getting gouged by whom? by cloricus · · Score: 4, Informative

      We have that in Australia. It's called 'The Chasers WAR on Everything' and you can check it out on YouTube, abc.net.au/chaser, or your favourite BT network. One of the better segments is 'What have we learnt from current affairs this week?' in which they make a mockery of Australia's nightly rubbish news shows. Have a look at it, get a group of crazies in your country to start up a similar show. If it doesn't clean up the trash on those sorts of shows at least it will let you laugh at the sorry state of affairs.

      We also have a semi-funny-semi-serious show called MediaWatch which is a 15 minute show that goes over all of the illegal, stupid, dangerous, and bad things the media did that week. You can also find copies of it at abc.net.au/mediawatch.

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    20. Re:getting gouged by whom? by mh1997 · · Score: 1

      I'd like to set up a sting to expose shitty journalists.
      No need, of the big three networks, all have been caught fabricating or stretching the truth. Not a George Bush fan, but Dan Rather and the forged national guard document had the most coverage that I can think of.

      When ratings are more important that news, journalists don't seem to have a problem reporting the "truth" that will bring the most viewers.

    21. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Xtravar · · Score: 1

      I'd like to set up a sting to expose shitty journalists. Dude, isn't that what the whole WMDs in Iraq thing was about?

      Shitty journalists are set up and fooled every day, but it doesn't get the same amount of media attention. I wonder why...
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    22. Re:getting gouged by whom? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'd like to set up a sting to expose shitty journalists.

      Now, that is the best idea I've heard in a very long time.

      It'd be a lot harder to find a good journalist.

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    23. Re:getting gouged by whom? by sg_oneill · · Score: 4, Insightful

      An australian comedy show, "The Chaser" (The guys who dressed like Osama bin laden and snuck past the guards at the APEC meeting in sydney ) have done numerous kick-the-door-in type "Raids" on Current-affairs show hosts houses at strange times of the morning , usually causing all sorts of hilarious anger bursts from the victims. Its bloody hilarious, considering the usual victims of the current affairs shows tends to be "UNEMPLOYED PEOPLE NOT WORKING: WE SHOW THE PROOF" type beat ups.

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    24. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Vainglorious+Coward · · Score: 1

      my experience has been geeks, true geeks who really know technology are the ones far more likely to shrug and take no money for helping someone with technology

      Oh they had some of those too - one store they took a system in to (with a few corrupted Windows files) the guy was quite upfront - "put your install disk in, follow the prompts. No Charge". Another of their advisory geeks told an anecdote of working at one ShittyShop where he diagnosed and fixed a non-booting system in thirty seconds - motherboard power connector loose - he didn't charge the customer and subsequently received a mighty bollocking from his boss.

      But you're still right that this was about ripoffs by assholes, not geeks. Point is, for the most part, geeks who know their shit don't work for these crappy outfits. (The "worst offender" mentioned in TFA is never going to dare show his chubby, grinning face where any genuine geek might spot him, poor bastard. His performance was teeth-grinding, sphincter-clenching embarassment.)

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    25. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Cprossu · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A big well said to the parent thread.

      I've had to personally clean up messes that were made by a company that rhymes with "Geek Squad" and quite a few others as well, and can tell you that they push everything that makes them money and that a fair amount of them don't know what the hell they are doing (my buddy who worked there got fired for not selling enough product and not charging a few people for really simple problems). I have seen them and others totally miss easy problems on systems (a cpu cooling fan that is so caked up with so much dust that it doesn't spin), screw up perfectly functioning systems (install a floppy cable backwards, install ram backwards(!), forget to connect little things back up like the hard drive's data cable), and setup networks so badly it's a wonder they even work (Then again the ones I visit are because they don't work and I think it's terrible that they already gave up an arm, leg, and first born to a company which screwed everything up). The specific BSOD's that the bait system should have been putting up (if it is like the one they showed in a little blip in one of the segments) should have been a dead giveaway to anybody with the power of google that the ram, or at the very least some piece of hardware was at fault (not sure how that one fellow suggested the video card, or that other dude the cpu!), although I will say that I would have been a little confused had the customer said it 'just happened' that day, as ram is usually bad from the factory, I would have probably gone into questioning about if the comp had done anything like that previously before I run a memtest)

      I personally always find out if a system is under warranty before even breathing upon any hardware inside the machine, never charge anything if I don't or cannot fix it (which although rare does happen ), and I always charge simple cheap fees for things like spyware and viruses, (ei $15-$20) on easily removed stuff (like an hour or so actually spent on it onsite), and involve the customer in any purchasing of parts directly if I can.

      My motivation as a tech has always been to teach customers that there is no "magic box", that it is decently easy to maintain, they are not going to break it by looking at it, the internals are nothing to be afraid of (no they won't get shocked adding ram), they can live a happy online computer life by staying away from bad sites, not using IE or Outlook in most cases is the best, updating AV and spyware defs is a good thing running windows, using something called "google" to find answers to questions can prevent hair loss, and I also go the extra step and teach them methods of searching forums for answers to any given computer problem(also how NOT to use the caps lock key if they do post).

      so I generally tell them anything they want to learn. Companies, and freelancers who are thieves, or don't know how to fix things give our trade a terrible name, and as long as there is money to be made, they will be with us making everyones lifes slightly worse off. Computer repair is tedious, and you have to really love or enjoy it to make your customers happy. I know nothing feels better to me than rescuing someone's vacation pictures from a hard drive that is on it's last legs with the dreaded "click of death" in fornt of their eyes, take em to the store to get another hdd, load everything back and be done and have them running in less than an hour and less than $100.)

      I should probably say more about the actual video now, because I derailed my train and went into a rant.

      Nothing on that tape surprised me sadly, there have always been bad techs around, and there have always been good techs who are told to 'add' something to the bottom line by their bosses at risk of loosing their jobs. I never have thought that the so called "formal training" or certs give you the ability to troubleshoot any given machine. If someone is gonna slack off and not pay attention, they will, and retain enough of it that they can pass a multiple choice test. I guess I didn't get my rant completed.. oh well, take it easy everyone.

    26. Re:getting gouged by whom? by gvc · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Canadian Tire is a franchise operation. While the corporation has, I'm sure, overall guidelines and standards, the quality of service you get will depend a fair amount on how the franchise is run.

      Personally, I find that their parts are 1/2 the price of the competition and just as good, and the quality of work has about the same mean and variance as elsewhere. I like the service manager at my local franchise and any time I've had problems with the work they have fixed it with no hassle and no charge.

      That said, I prefer to fix my car and my computer myself. It is less hassle, cheaper, and usually quicker.

    27. Re:getting gouged by whom? by phantomlord · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Along these lines, I broke a front end part on my truck and took it to a local service shop to get repaired since I don't have handy access to an alignment machine (I generally do all my mechanic work myself, barring the need for cost-prohibitive specialized machinery like the aforementioned alignment machine). After pulling my truck in to do the alignment, the shop came back telling me that they tested my various fluids and found dirt in my oil (which I had just changed a week earlier but they asked if I'd like a lube job at $25) and metallic compounds in my power steering fluid (which they recommended flushing at a cost of $90). Mind you, all I asked for was to have the part replaced and an alignment done. Fortunately, I generally know what I'm doing when it comes to mechanical repairs so I know better than to fall for that kind of stuff... however, I have friends and family who don't have a mechanical BS detector and have been swindled.

      It isn't just mechanics who do it... I've seen electricians, plumbers, computer geeks, home improvement store employees, etc try to swindle people. It seems like almost anyone who works on commission (or something similar like staying employed based on how many extended warranties they sell) will try to BS you into something you don't need. Now, I don't think all commissioned people do it. I know that I didn't when I used to work in a home improvement store - I'd sell the product that would best suit the customer's needs rather than what might line my (or the store I worked at) pockets a little more. Building honesty and trust are important to me and I believe they are vital to the long term health of your business/work. Much like CEOs though, a lot of people just care about what puts money in their pocket today and I don't think you can tie those type of people to (or from) any given profession.

      PS - that alignment? Six or seven months later, I had to get it redone since the inside edges of my tires were wearing unevenly. Needless to say, I took it to a different place and that one didn't get pushy about what I wanted done. At least I know where I won't be taking my vehicle in the future if I need similar work.

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    28. Re:getting gouged by whom? by vux984 · · Score: 1

      They solder and go way, way down into the physical layer...when was the last time geeks checked your power supply with a multimeter?

      Seriously, who wants that?

      I wouldn't want something that failed at the PCB level 'fixed' with a soldering gun and a multimeter, especially if its out of warrant, and therefor old enough that its practicaly worthless. Just pop in a new part.

      I sure as hell wouldn't want to pay someone qualified to do that kind of repair for what that kind of service is worth. We pay electrical/technical guys like that to fix $12,000 medical instruments; it makes sense to get a solder jockey to come in with his tools to fix it; $5 in parts $200 in labour and travel time. Its a good deal.

      But a 3 year old dell that's worth under $200 (if you fixed it) and could be replaced with somethign new that's twice as fast for $350. Why would you pay to have that old PC fixed? Its like paying to repair a toaster or clock radio. A technician qualified properly qualified to fix it -should- be charging you more than the thing is worth for his time, if he or she is valuing their time appropriately.

      A hobbyist or geek who wants to tinker with it sure, but the economics of those devices is that that they are disposable commodities. For high end computers, the parts are disposable commodities; you just don't pay to get a motherboard or powersupply fixed anymore.

    29. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Tim+Doran · · Score: 1, Interesting

      "Caught fabricating"? The Dan Rather story?
      Are you sure? Near as I can tell, a bunch of right-wing bloggers (at least some of whom had close ties to the Republican party) raised all sorts of questions about one document produced to support the story that George W Bush did not complete his military commitment.

      To my knowledge, nobody ever *proved* the documents to be false. But under question of their veracity, and dealing with an awkward story that indicted a incumbent presidential candidate, CBS fell on its sword.

      Interestingly, even if the documents had been forged (which was not established), the fact of the story remained: young George W Bush did not complete his military service. He went AWOL. Unfortunately, the story got so muddled (in part thanks to a subservient press that was nowhere as critical of the Swift Boat Veterans smear campaign) that it never got traction with the public.

      Salon has an update, focused on Dan Rather's case against CBS, which seeks to restore his reputation: http://www.salon.com/opinion/blumenthal/2007/09/27/dan_rather_suit/index.html?source=rss&aim=yahoo-salon

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    30. Re:getting gouged by whom? by ozmanjusri · · Score: 3, Funny
      An australian comedy show, "The Chaser"

      Oh, come on!

      At least link to their site. It's even got wobbly menus, for god's sake! What more could a geek want?

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    31. Re:getting gouged by whom? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      I suspect when Canadian Tire in general scored low and certain ones in particular, the parent corp cracked down.

      The investigative program reported on individual stores but it's still the parent's name that's being tarnished.

    32. Re:getting gouged by whom? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2, Funny

      I was shopping with a female friend and she commented on how cheap much cheaper guy's clothes are. I told her it's because we're too cheap to pay more, women aren't. Women also pay more for haircuts, car repairs and probably any number of other things.

    33. Re:getting gouged by whom? by sumdumass · · Score: 3, Interesting

      My mother is the type of person like your friends that would get caught up in stuff like that. She purchased some coupon book for a school fund raiser and there was an oil change and lube cupon at a local joint for something like $20. It was set to expire in a couple weeks so she decided to take advantage of it.

      My brother and I, or my father usualy do the maintenance work on here car so when she got back, she told us she couldn't believe how much stuff was wrong with her car. The got here for a rear end fluid change (in a front wheel drive car), told her the air cleaner was bad/dirty (it had less then 1000 miles on it), and flushed the automatic transmission fluid for here because it looked burnt (in a standard). There was a few other things like a coolant flush and fill (with the green ethyl glycol antifreeze instead of the 150,000 mile organic acid tech sealed system stuff that came with it).

      All in all, her $20 oil change and lube coupon trip turned into a $250 excursion. They kept saying "this is bad, do you want it fixed" and she kept saying "I don't want to break down somewhere so you better fix it". And when we went back to question them about it, they claimed our invoice must have gotten mixed up with someone else's. They assured us that nothing was done that didn't need to be done but couldn't find the invoice detailing a $250 expense for her car. They eventually refunded the differenced to a $20 fee plus tax. Lol.. Yep, there are people like that.

    34. Re:getting gouged by whom? by phantomlord · · Score: 1

      To be fair, my haircut takes 10 minutes at the barber (which consists of sitting in a chair, having a cape put over me and using some clippers and scissors with the only disposable product used being some baby powder on the back of my neck, a little shaving cream for the hairs removed where the powder goes and the tie that holds the cape on versus having my hair washed, maybe dyed, highlighted, whatever in addition to a cut and styling)... What's a woman's cut take, 30 minutes, an hour? The barber doesn't even ask me what cut I want since I've been going there for so long and always get the same thing... no need to pull out books or look at a magazine clipping to figure out how to cut it.

      Also, I wonder if the price difference of clothing doesn't also have roots in material used. My ex-gf would always complain about how rough my shirts were compared to hers, how rough my sheets and whatnot were, etc. Honestly, her high end sheets feel smoother than mine but, eh, mine don't bother me at all. Then again, that we have rougher skin (that most guys don't normally shave the hair off of as well) and don't require smoother finishes to feel comfortable might be tie into why we're too cheap to pay more.

      As for something like cars, yeah... women are more likely perceived to be ignorant about cars, so they're easier to swindle based on that perception. Thing is, a lot of guys are just as easy to swindle these days. Probably half of the guys I know don't even know how to change their own oil. I even, and this is sad, had one guy (friend) ask me where the windshield washer fluid goes.

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    35. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Dr.+Smoove · · Score: 0

      1987 called, it wants its computer repair technique back from mom and pop.

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    36. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I applied at GeekSquad but they told me I was more of a proto-nerd than a geek. The ur-spaz behind me didn't get the job either.

    37. Re:getting gouged by whom? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      The average woman's haircut does take longer, but it costs a LOT more. Women with short hair, no colour, just a 10 minute haircut same as mine, usually pay more.

      Some guys clothes might be made of lesser materials, but not all. Compare a couple of cotton sweaters or t-shirts... chances are the female version will be more expensive (and smaller!).

      By the way -- get good sheets. ;)

    38. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Brass Eye is a very good parody of media hysteria.

      http://www.tv-links.co.uk/listings/1/940

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    39. Re:getting gouged by whom? by cloricus · · Score: 1

      I have a very old car and while it is in very good condition it is old. So the water pump fell out. On a highway, while I was doing 100km/h, 150km from home, at 11:30pm. Our road assistance service in my state is great (RACQ), they let me sign up on the spot (for a year, $39) to avoid the excess on towing and left my car at a near by auto mechanic. All was well until I phoned up from home the following morning (I'd gotten a lift home that night) and they realised I was 150km away. Suddenly a new water pump, a fan belt check, and labour would cost $786. This out right shocked me and being the nerdy type I am I told them to wait off and hit google.

      $175 to get the car moved the 150km, a couple of six packs, my sisters rev head boyfriend, $100 for a new waterpump, and four hours later my car was working like a charm. Also the fan belt was a complete copout on their behalf as when we checked just in case it was brand new (less than six months old) and in excellent condition.

      In short there is rarely a reason to be screwed by these sorts of people if you do a small amount of research; and I avoid doing it to people I work for.

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    40. Re:getting gouged by whom? by alphabeat · · Score: 2, Informative

      National broadcast and government funded media outlet the ABC also runs a show called "Media Watch" which focuses more on inept journalism, although The Chaser do punch holes in current-affairs shows like Today Tonight and ACA with style and grace. Media Watch even attack the ABC which is funny. Their shows can be watched at http://abc.net.au/mediawatch/

    41. Re:getting gouged by whom? by DurendalMac · · Score: 1

      Very true. To throw in my two cents, I work at a Mac shop, and while we'll certainly recommend upgrades to those who could really use them (ie, a 12" Powerbook with the stock 256MB of RAM. Yeah, it runs like a dog. Recommended an upgrade to 768MB), we don't lie out our ass or try to cover it if we mess up. I do a fair amount of onsite work, and if it's a five minute job, I'll only charge them the trip fee, no hourly fee. We constantly make Geek Squad and ChumpUSA the butt end of jokes at our shop, because those asswads have no idea what they're doing. The idiots at ChumpUSA sold one guy an OS X Family Pack (five computer license) to a guy with one computer, then sold him iLife '08 and told him it would run on any computer that could run 10.4, which is a huge load of bullshit. We like selling stuff, but not when the customer doesn't have a good use for it.

    42. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2087 on line two, it wants to return the toxic landfill generated by your pointless impulse-driven throwaway consumer society.

    43. Re:getting gouged by whom? by 1u3hr · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      Dan Rather and the forged national guard document had the most coverage that I can think of.

      Interesting story. It appears that one document was fabricated, but almost certainly Rather was the victim, not the perpetrator. There was plenty of other evidence supporting the "Bush went AWOL" story, but someone wanted a smoking gun to tie it all up in a blue ribbon. Of course, it's conceivable that Rove was behind it, to discredit the allegations. He's done worse.

    44. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Lobster+Quadrille · · Score: 1

      I'd like to set up a sting to expose shitty journalists. I think modern journalism is the one area that seriously needs to be looked in to. We already did that. It was lots of fun.
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    45. Re:getting gouged by whom? by mallie_mcg · · Score: 3, Informative

      Try the actual site http://abc.net.au/tv/chaser/ You can even podcast full episodes.

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    46. Re:getting gouged by whom? by I'm+Al+Gore,+Bitch · · Score: 1

      GTFO My Internet

    47. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Quite the contrary, my experience has been geeks, true geeks who really know technology are the ones far more likely to shrug and take no money for helping someone with technology.

      I always do such "services" for free. Most of the people that ask me for help don't really have a lot of money, and it would quickly become prohibitive for them to pay for such services when computers are so cheap now. I think that favors are the grease of friendship. Don't most people do trivial things for their friends without payment?

    48. Re:getting gouged by whom? by timeOday · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Welcome to the post-Dateline world, where every news agency now wants to set up stings to bust the bad guy. I'd like to set up a sting to expose shitty journalists.
      Is this story somehow an example of bad journalism? I think it's good journalism. Computer repair (just like car repair and health care) are problems that free markets just don't solve very well. There's no way for consumers to make informed decisions since diagnosing the problem is the job. Most people not only can't diagnose these problems themselves, but don't make this type of purchase very often, and have little or no objective data to go by. It's a tough problem.
    49. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Seumas · · Score: 1

      It's amusing, because it isn't geeks that gouge people. It's the companies they work for. It's the marketing and management and executive people. The geeks have no choice. Suggesting in this story as they did that it's somehow geeks against the world and we're out to screw you is ridiculous. Especially when you consider how much geeks give to family, friends and organizations for free. Precious time, knowledge and often tangible physical resources out of their own pockets. Not to mention all of the projects to get software and hardware into the hands of the less fortunate around the world.

      It's not like we're a mechanic who is making a personal and concious decision to gouge you for his own personal benefit of raking in cash at the shop he personally owns. And really, this just illustrates exactly why people should spend a little time educating themselves. I don't know jack about cars, but before I take mine in for a repair or some sort of improvement, I try to find out what I can about the subject before I even consider talking to a mechanic. At least I have a fighting chance of detecting their BS that way.

    50. Re:getting gouged by whom? by timeOday · · Score: 1
      For me the cost of new equipment is not the problem. It's all the time it takes to find a new piece of equipment that actually works, find my way around all its quirks, and set everything up just the way I had it before.

      I once thought it strange that business and govt. stockpile obsolete computer equipment to keep operational systems going. Now I understand it completely. I don't buy 3 of everything, but if I can avoid a labor-intensive upgrade, I do it.

    51. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Scoth · · Score: 1

      I had a coworker of mine come to me about a car problem (I'm the office geek, but I tinker with cars too) and asked me to take a look at his car because it was running a little rough and a mechanic had told him he needed a new carburetor to the tune of $1000. I went down and took a look. It was a mid-late 90's Corolla. Now, I know darn well Toyota hasn't sold a carbed car in the US since the mid 80's, but just to make sure there hadn't been a bizarre engine swap I went ahead and popped the hood. Yep, big EFI plate on the intake, no carb(s) hanging off it.

      So, just because a shop recommends carb work, doesn't mean it necessarily has one to replace ;) In the end it ended up being a combination of essentially solid-with-dirt air filter and blocked cat.

    52. Re:getting gouged by whom? by r2rknot · · Score: 1

      I only have one beef. The guy that accuratly comes into your home, and knows how to correct the issue, is not ripping you off if he offers to replace your defetive part for more than you can get on the internet. Complaining about a 35$ stick of RAM, when 'on the internet you can find it for only 25$' If it were for 100% or more, that might be an issue.

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    53. Re:getting gouged by whom? by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Is this story somehow an example of bad journalism? I think it's good journalism. Computer repair (just like car repair and health care) are problems that free markets just don't solve very well. There's no way for consumers to make informed decisions since diagnosing the problem is the job. Most people not only can't diagnose these problems themselves, but don't make this type of purchase very often, and have little or no objective data to go by. It's a tough problem.

      What do you propose? The Department of Auto Mechanics and the Computer Repair Agency? We'll need the Senate Hairdressers Oversight Committee and the Federal Landscaping Commission, too. Don't forget the government watchdogs to keep track of wayward newspaper boys who can't land it on the porch.

      Seriously, that's what consumer reports and the Internet are for.

    54. Re:getting gouged by whom? by hazem · · Score: 1

      The average woman's haircut does take longer, but it costs a LOT more. Women with short hair, no colour, just a 10 minute haircut same as mine, usually pay more.

      Right, but I get a haircut every 3 or 4 weeks. Most women I know don't get a haircut but every 3 or months. So take my $15 haircut * 4 and you get the $60 hairdo they get.

      It also depends on where they go. Girls tend to go to more expensive places to get their hair done. If I went to the same place, I'd be paying a lot more too.

      If they go the same place as you and get the same service as you, at least here in Oregon, they'd better be charged the same - or there could easily be a lawsuit.

      You're right about the clothes - and the sheets!

    55. Re:getting gouged by whom? by uncoveror · · Score: 1

      That report was a hatchet job. Bad ram is very rare, and deliberately sabotaged ram would only happen in a hack investigative report like this one. Because bad ram is so rare, most kids at Best Buy or other such companies would never think of that. Most computers that won't behave have some kind of malware on them, and when hardware really fails, the hard drive has moving parts. It WILL eventually wear out. As for Windows missing key system files, this is also not going to happen without some kind of malware trashing them. A virus scanner may have removed that malware only after the destructive payload was delivered, so the shops that suggested a virus were reasonable. Deliberate sabotage is not a fair test. You will probably not encounter it in the real world. In the Windows 98 Era, people who didn't know computers might read an article that says to delete files you don't use to free up hard drive space, then wipe out key system files, but that is unlikely in 2000, XP or Vista.

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    56. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      install a floppy cable backwards, install ram backwards(!)

      That must have taken a great deal of effort since memory cards and floppy cable are by and large not symmetrical...

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    57. Re:getting gouged by whom? by K.os023 · · Score: 1

      Maybe, but Gouged by Geeks gets greater galliteration.

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    58. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Minwee · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Please, it's bad enough that 'podcast' is trying to become a noun. Don't let it move in on verb territory too.

    59. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 1
      Did you WATCH the show?

      No?

      Well, then I'm sure I trust your opinions more than, say, my own eyes, since I did watch the show. They caught absolutely EVERYTHING on film, including the worst techie downloading the data to his laptop without asking, and then saying, on camera, "I Might look at the pictures of you in Morrocco."

      But you're right, it's all anecdotal. All of the extensive film used during the episode last night was done with CGI and mirrors.

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    60. Re:getting gouged by whom? by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1

      Yeah! What kind of commie pinko subversive expects a for profit business that comes to your home to sell a stick of ram at cost, or for no more than the cheapest price on Froogle? Premium service is worth a premium price. The stick on the Internet for $25 probably is not compatible anyway. If you Dell Gateway, etc. has ram with a cas latency of 2 or 2.5, and you install bargain brand ram with a latency of 3, it will cause problems. The system might not even boot. Someone capable of figuring out that ram is the problem, and replacing it with the least expensive part that is compatible will not need to call a tech anyhow.

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    61. Re:getting gouged by whom? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Not here. My roommate and I go to the same salon (that's female for barber), cut takes about the same time, and hers is not quite twice as much.

      Of course they DO have higher standards. I don't think I've ever heard of a guy getting mad about a bad haircut.

    62. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Repossessed · · Score: 1

      The 'ethical' point for markups on parts was set long before the geeks came along, and is around 30%, note that this involves a lot of things. It includes labor to replace it for you, having a part *right now* instead of in a few days, etc.

      Techs working for companies have little choice in the matter as well, in cases where I've had reason to recommend RAM upgrades (cause there's nothing like a big OEM to sell you a 1200 dollar system that doesn't actually have the juice to run your OS), I have to recommend my employer to buy the parts from even though I know full well the customer can get the parts cheaper at newegg.

      The stuff mentioned in the summary (I didn't RTFA), seems more like incompitence than anything else. That 'worst offender' in particular likely really did think that the hard drive was bad, and if he had a place that would do the recovery for 2 grand, he was getting the customer a hell of a deal on it. (What exactly implies that it would fix the problem I have no idea, the cust would still need a new hard drive, this just gets the data off of it).

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    63. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >The guy that accuratly comes into your home

      If he comes into your home inaccurately, does that mean he missed the door?

      "Hi, I'm the computer repair guy. Sorry about the window - I'm having some accuracy issues today."

    64. Re:getting gouged by whom? by DeadChobi · · Score: 2, Informative

      If she's getting her hair cut the same way a man does, then she should be going to a barber shop and not a salon. The reason it costs more is because the salon people can actually style as opposed to cut to a length, block/fade into top, and even out sideburns. The latter is all a lot of men really need.

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    65. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      We can start with science journalism, which is now at nearly tabloid levels of accuracy.

      The sad thing is, you're not exaggerating at all. I'm actually not surprised anymore when I see papers reporting on perpetual motion machines. It's happened often enough that the shock has gone away. It's even worse for the fact that the average person has never been taught the skills needed to weed out the crap from the truth, so most only have this level of reporting to go on when they have to form an opinion on science and technology.

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    66. Re:getting gouged by whom? by jonfromspace · · Score: 1

      Agreed, If I buy parts for a client, I tack on $10 or 10%, whichever is greater. That's my fee for sourcing the part and driving to pick it up.

      I make my money on time. My time is worth $125/hour. If you don't want to pay that, don't call me. My friends know that I deal with broken computers day in and day out, so I don't get the "my internets are broken" calls.

      If you provide good service, people will pay. They will also call you again, refer new customers, and help you buy that new iPod touch.

      That being said, I have had a number of people balk at my rate, take their systems to Geek Squad, and call me 2 weeks later to come fix it properly.

      The reality is, techs are the new plumbers, there will always be guys screwing people over and providing bad service. The goal is to be one of the guys in your area with a good rep, and subsequently a good and growing customer base.

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    67. Re:getting gouged by whom? by MysticRunes · · Score: 1

      I have always trolled slashdot for news, but I signed up for an account to respond to this item. Non-techies ARE idiots. OF COURSE you're going to get banged out if you call a tech to your home, tell him you have a dead computer and a deadline, and you have to get the computer fixed NOW. We are not supernatural. We do not possess a sixth sense for troubleshooting PC problems. We rely on YOUR assessment initially, then we have to either: 1. (80%) Repair viruses, spyware due to sh*tty shareware or illegal filesharing programs, or your kids' crappy flash games 2. (10%) Uninstall the pirated software you have (including the operating sytem) which cannot be updated, patched or reinstalled, then install a legal copy so we don't join you in DMCA charges --3. (10%) Troubleshoot a major manufacturer's crappy drivers, "helper programs" or compatibility issues because you are running Windows 98 on a computer your brother-in-law built on the cheap at a computer show last month I've driven 1 1/2 hours to accounts 50 miles away to troubleshoot "server problems". An XP workstation could not log in to the 2000 server, no business data could be accessed, the backups weren't running, and I had to spend the entire morning commuting to the Hamptons. In June. This was NOT fun. What was the problem? The server wasn't powered on. Not running. I sh*t you not, I drove 60 miles through summer Hamptons traffic because on Monday, nobody turned on the freaking server in this small office. We HAD TO bang this customer out for commute time(2 hours) AND an hour of service because she WOULD NOT troubleshoot over the phone, she just yelled at us at the TOP OF HER LUNGS that the computer WE built was F***ed - and that she was going to sue us for lost business income if we cost her a single client that day. Most of these people deserve to be ripped off. Raumkraut, you hit the nail on the head. These "investigators" should be investigated.

    68. Re:getting gouged by whom? by kerrle · · Score: 1

      Hence the exclamation point, I'm sure. Strange as it sounds, I've seen both done - but not without bent pins and other effects.

    69. Re:getting gouged by whom? by chuckymonkey · · Score: 1

      Ahhh, I looooooooove my O-scope at work. I've used those to clean up so many digital signals that instead of looked like saw teeth. Best peice of diagnosis hardware ever.

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    70. Re:getting gouged by whom? by ToasterMonkey · · Score: 1

      Floppy cables are. I think most are also keyed now, but they weren't always. A backwards cable made the access light stay on.

    71. Re:getting gouged by whom? by jafac · · Score: 1

      Exactly!

      Where's the story about people getting gouged by Legal Services Professionals?

      Hell - this story is older than that. How many guys paid for a hooker when their right hand would work just as well, AND NOT GIVE THEM A CASE OF THE CLAP?

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    72. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I hate to post under A.C. I feel the need to, because I know my stores GM along with a few of my co workers troll /.

      I think that because the geek squad gets a raw deal. I know there are a lot of people who are "techs" on the GS who don't know shit... however there are people like myself who know a fair amount however had to go to the "dark side" because of money reasons. Being only 19 and only having A+ and iNet+ certs I found it next to impossible to get hired any reputable computer place where I live and I also tried Freelancing it to no avail. I had no choice but to turn to the geek squad. I know more then my superiors and am expected to sell BS services however i get around the selling useless shit by throwing best buy's "Core Values" of "Creating a differentiated expierence" in the managers face.... Needless to say i have people who come up to the GS counter and request myself and leave when I'm not there. Managers started to notice this and backed off a little bit. I go out of my way to teach my fellow co-workers how to fix computers and many are improving. The GS has many very useful tools also, and I know they could do very well. Dont believe me, just go get yourself a copy of the MRI software sweet(from the usual sources)

      In closing I would like to apologize for all the geek squad locations out there which suck and would like all to know that there are some of us who are trying to turn this view around. Sorry again about having to rely on Anonymous Coward... It makes me feel dirty inside using it

    73. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Popsmear · · Score: 1

      You have to wonder though how much help that MediaWatch show is doing if it continues to be able to run. The answer might surprise you. Or not because it's 0.

    74. Re:getting gouged by whom? by nigham · · Score: 1

      Finally, now maybe people will stop coming to me and asking me to help them with their computers. Then I can rest in peace and do my work.

      Why didn't I think of this? Doing shoddy work and actually charging them instead of repairing the stuff for free would've worked better!

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    75. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Cprossu · · Score: 1

      yep indeed-

      on the case of the floppy backwards, the cable was not keyed and the light was indeed on.

      the ram was not a pretty sight though, I've seen DDR and even SDRAM wedged in backwards, plastic bridges broken, pins bent in the socket, and nice burn marks on the gold fingers on the ram.

    76. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Grr · · Score: 1
      Anecdotal evidence does not refer to evidence being fabricated. It means that from an unspecified data set a few extreme cases are highlighted, often suggesting that this is the general rule. If they caught everything on film it might have become a very boring show with only a few faulty diagnoses. Alarmist journalists love this stuff.
      • 1) Find extreme cases
      • 2) Highlight
      • 3) Profit!
    77. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Daily Show / Colbert Report are as much satirizing the media's pathetic coverage of politics as they are the politics themselves.

    78. Re:getting gouged by whom? by jotok · · Score: 1

      They aren't disposable to everyone, for a few reasons--money being the least important. I figure, why fill up the landfill with "broken" toasters when you can open her up, solder something, and be back up & running in a few minutes? Why would you prefer to drive to the store, pay more money, throw away all the new packaging, etc.? To me, THAT is wasteful.

      To me it's just an issue of living with a bunch of disposable commodities. I don't NEED to buy a new toaster, the old one is serviceable. It's less "bother" to simply fix the items I own rather than to go out for new ones.

    79. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Cprossu · · Score: 5, Insightful

      quote:"That report was a hatchet job. Bad ram is very rare"

      Back in the day it really was not a common problem, and the cases of it I remember were easy to diagnose because the comp would not even post. My personal first diagnoses I made of bad ram (that posts fine and 'looks' fine) back in '95 or so really had me pulling my hair out. I eventually tore the whole computer apart, set it up on a bench, and tested each part individually to figure it out, when I found it was the ram I was shocked. (it also didn't help having a 28.8kb dial up connection to the web, no affordable cd burner even on the horizon, and a lack of good low kb free tools)

      Anyway, I beg to differ that bad ram is rare, I've had loads of bad ram since they released sticks with 512MB and over.
      It's been so bad for me, I don't let a rig go to someone 'till it passes 2 times with memtest.
      I've bought 3 laptops for me and my family in the last year from retail stores, and 2 came to me with at least 1 bad ddr2 module, and I see it very often on customer computers. Ususally I am the last resort before it gets the dumpster or sent back, when it ends up being a simple ram issue.

      now you might say, wait a min, that's if you only use crappy ram, but I've gotten bad ram from everybody from corsair, kingston, crucial, PQI, patriot, micron oem, and a slew of others using any kind of chip, as well as straight from a big computer factory, where they are supposed to test it before it leaves. I've seen it in servers, workstations, desktops, notebooks, you name it, I probably have a bad stick of it somewhere in my room. Most everyone I've dealt with has great return programs which took care of me very well, but it's still a fact that I shouldn't have gotten the bad ram in the first place-

      I have a feeling that if the test was 'more fair' as you call it and had something...easier(?) to diagnose, perhaps a bad power supply (the most often failure I see over here in Arizona), or perhaps dust clogged cpu fan, then most of the so called techs they hired still wouldn't have figured it out.

      my only gripe is that crying over getting charged $35 for a $25 part is a bit extreme, I mean come on, a $10 markup ain't too bad considering that you didn't count shipping in "what you got it on the net" for.

    80. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Merusdraconis · · Score: 1

      Try the actual actual site, http://abc.net.au/tv/chaser/war/ - the poll is classic. Video podcasts are here: http://www.abc.net.au/tv/chaser/war/vodcast/

    81. Re:getting gouged by whom? by vtcodger · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It must be a VERY old car. In most cars built in the past two decades, the engine is mounted transversley. The water pump is driven by the timing belt, not the fan belt (which no longer drives the fan(s)). A smaller number of cars have the water pump under the timing belt cover, but driven by an accessory belt so that a busted water pump won't break the timing belt. In either case, getting to the water pump is a lot of work -- need to remove the accessory belt(s); remove the crankshaft pulley; possibly remove a engine mount; remove the timing belt covers; might consider replacing the timing belt while you're there; remove the water pump. Then put everything back together -- right. All this has to be done with next to no clearance to the engine compartment wall.

      Can I replace a water pump on one of these beauties in four hours? Sure. If everything goes right. But sometimes it doesn't. e.g. On our 98 Camry, you'd have to pull the crankshaft pulley. Possibly not a problem if you have a healthy impact wrench. But to reinstall it, you probably need to jam the flywheel with a screwdriver to keep the engine from rotating when you reach over at about half the torque the book calls for on the crankshaft pulley bolt. Jamming the flywheel calls for removing an exhaust system support bracket. But the bolts on that are surely going to be rusted into a lump that calls for nuclear weapons to get them loose.

      Also, for most parts there are a lot of choices of manufacturer -- new vs rebuilt, etc. The mechanic will generally pick one that he can get delivered to him in a couple of hours and thinks will last beyond your mean time to blame mechanics. That will likely not be the (probably perfectly OK) $100 water pump you put in. And he will mark the price up some anyway. He is in business y'know.

      Some amount of dealing with problems is probably built into that $768 -- which may well have included replacing the timing belt -- not the fan belt. (Timing belts are cheap and need to be replaced every 90K-140K miles-kilometers or so anyway). So I think that $768 isn't really a rip-off price. It's possibly a bit high -- depends on the local labor rates. As I understand it, the normal procedure is to look up the time for the repair in a book (or in the computer output from Alldata), maybe adjust it if the vehicle has obvious problems like lots of rusted bolts then multiply by the shop labor rate and add the marked up cost of the part.

      If your car is rear wheel drive with a fore-aft mounted engine and an accessible water pump, then $768 probably is a rip-off. But I'm guessing that it isn't because replacing the water pump on one of those probably wouldn't have taken your sister's boyfriend four hours unless he drank both sixpacks before starting the job.

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    82. Re:getting gouged by whom? by rts008 · · Score: 1

      "It isn't just mechanics who do it..."
      How true.
      This is one of the reasons I quit working at a big name sound card company in Stillwater, Oklahoma as a tech support advisor.
      We were required to keep our call times down to a max of 8 minutes, required to meet a sales quota per week, and to push new accy's to the caller. My expectations about the job (even after the interview) led me to think I would be providing tech support, not bolstering their sales department.
      Needless to say, that job did not last too long (9 months or so?).

      Me: Hello, thank you for calling ***, how can I help you?
      Caller: My MP3 player's LCD screen looks worse than a patchwork quilt-it's all blotches!
      Me: I see. What you need to do is go to our website, update your firmware, update the software, and maybe follow knowledge base article XYZ1234.
      While I have you on the phone...we have our 'go wherever' external speaker system and battery pack for your mp3 player available as a package deal right now- I can take your order right this minute with your credit card #!

      Oh yeah, your mp3 player....Have you tried a new battery?- just let it charge at least 24 hours before you try it!
      If that don't work, call us back...We got yer back! *hangs up-6 min 45 sec! w00t!*

      You would think that with all of the competition in most markets, that customer service would rate a high priority. Most outfits seem to view that as an expense with no payback anymore-they don't seem to want to look at the long view. Maybe that's the New Thing (tm), and valid now...I don't know, but maybe I'm just too old fashioned to really get it.

      And yeah, women usually pay more for auto parts/repairs than men do. I've seen it happen too many times to doubt this. (my experience is women pay a 'gender surcharge' of around 15-20%)

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    83. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm glad to see an exception.

      Just out of curiosity, are you planning on staying at GS forever? It sounds like you're one of the better employees despite short-term thinking management. I'm all for you staying and improving the average employee skill level, but please tell me that you're working at GS to save up or pay for college. I'm not trying to be condescending. I'm just saying that it sounds like you could do better, despite the initial lack of success in job-searching.

      I just remember being 17 and thinking how cool it would be to work as a tech at a computer store, and thinking I'd be happy with that. I did that for a few months after HS graduation. I loved the work and appreciated the pay, but some of my older friends convinced me that despite how much fun I was having, there was more out there. I ended up going to college for a CS degree, then worked for dirt pay but lots of experience at two startups. Now I'm a senior dev at a pretty big tech company that I guarantee you've heard of and working on problems that I never knew existed when I was your age.

      There's no reason you can't continue doing the type of work you're doing now, but at least do it someplace better. The friends that I have in the IT departments at IBM, Google, Yahoo, and Salesforce probably do the same sort of things on a daily basis that you do, but work on bigger problems, get really good pay, and are in a much better work environment. They all generally have college degrees and have worked in various industries.

      Anyway, the point of this anonymous-to-anonymous message is that although it probably pays the bills, make sure you're not stuck in the position you're in. I'm jealous of the fact that you're 9 years younger than me and have time ahead of you to do kickass things.

    84. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FYI, it's on the government funded station over here (our tax dollars pay for a TV station; but on the plus side it has absolutely no ads during programs and only ads for it's own shows between shows). As they don't particularly care about ratings, there's no problem with attacking other bulletins (so long as their information is correct; which it usually is).

    85. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Verte · · Score: 1

      People don't want to be told that the media lie. It shakes their whole world view. So the people who want to be told about the latest diet fad will keep watching ACA and TT, and the rest of us wouldn't have fallen for their rubbish news anyway.

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    86. Re:getting gouged by whom? by vtcodger · · Score: 1
      ***I make my money on time. My time is worth $125/hour. If you don't want to pay that, don't call me.I make my money on time. My time is worth $125/hour. If you don't want to pay that, don't call me.***

      If you are actually that good, more power to you. Personally, I am maybe a $40 an hour guy. I can fix most stuff, but I sometimes get stuck for days on stuff that should only have taken me an hour or two at most.

      My problem is that most of the $100+ guys I've dealt with aren't even as good as I am. They wander through life, making a living, fixing some stuff and leaving a trail of bad decisions and broken configurations behind them.

      I suspect that the only answer is to slow down the speed of technology deployment to a rate that ordinary practicioners can keep up with. But that's likely not going to happen. At least not in any tidy way.

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    87. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Eivind · · Score: 1

      Yeah. But nevertheless, essentially the only reason it costs more is that women will pay more.

      Put differently, males are -more- likely to go for the cheaper hairdresser while women are more likely to choose a hairdresser based on different criteria, and to assign less importance to price.

      Lowering prices only makes sense if that means more customers. For males that is -more- the case than for females. Same goes for clothing, though the difference is smaller there.

    88. Re:getting gouged by whom? by rts008 · · Score: 1

      Since there is no '+1 Extremely Insightful but Caustic Sarcasm' for this, I'm glad the current moderators have treated you well...that's some funny stuff you write!

      "Seriously, that's what consumer reports and the Internet are for."
      Good point. The problem has had various attempts towards a solution for ages: guilds, unions, certifications, licenses, etc., but it's kind of like catching rainwater with a net.
      'Word of mouth'(good or bad) advertising carries more weight with most people than some ad on TV as there seems to be a level of trust. Consumer Reportshttp://www.consumerreports.org/cro/index.htm, and some internet sites have a good rep for good info-easy to access.

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    89. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Very true...
      I was called round to someone who's ADSL wasn't working and hadn't been all day. It turned out, that there was an outage on the telecom's network but while on the phone to the ISP's support line they either had no idea, or were trying to cover up their own outage. So they ran off their usual script, and eventually blamed the hardware.
      When i came round in the evening, the outage had ended so it came back up immediately.

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    90. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Phurge · · Score: 1

      on a somewhat related note and speaking of the Chaser, check out this link http://www.shoutfile.com/v/gSfSsCpR/Why_People_Believe_Americans_Are_Stupid . very funny

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    91. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Computershack · · Score: 1

      I was shopping with a female friend and she commented on how cheap much cheaper guy's clothes are.

      That's interesting. In the UK it's the complete opposite. You can buy a decent skirt in the UK for £3. The cheapest mens jeans will set you back nearly £5. Also in the UK, go into a unisex clothes store and it's 75% womens, 20% kids and 5% mens.

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    92. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Lavene · · Score: 1

      I'd like to set up a sting to expose shitty journalists. I think modern journalism is the one area that seriously needs to be looked in to.
      There already is such an operation, it's called http:www.linux.com/ ;)
    93. Re:getting gouged by whom? by marafa · · Score: 0

      that wasnt funny. it was interesting (sort of) but not funny.

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    94. Re:getting gouged by whom? by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 1

      More important point, the fact that a power supply can give a clean 5V when tested by a multimeter or an oscilloscope doesn't necessarily mean it won't drop when it will be connected to a machine drawing lots of A out of every outlet.

    95. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, if you actually read the post you replied to, you'll find that you're in perfect agreement with him.

      Nice work. You're helping to bring Slashdot down to new levels of noise.

    96. Re:getting gouged by whom? by asuffield · · Score: 1

      It isn't just mechanics who do it... I've seen electricians, plumbers, computer geeks, home improvement store employees, etc try to swindle people. It seems like almost anyone who works on commission (or something similar like staying employed based on how many extended warranties they sell) will try to BS you into something you don't need.


      I've watched this happen from the other side a few times, and as always, it's more incompetence than malice. Most of them don't actively try to push stuff on you that you don't need, but when they can't figure out what it is that you do need (common), they're faced with a choice:

      • Tell you that they can't help you. This always gets them into trouble, because they've just let a prospective sale walk out of the store with a "bad" impression.
      • Sell you something that won't help you. You might be back later, but there's at least a chance that you won't realise you've been had, and will come back again
    97. Re:getting gouged by whom? by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

      "Quite the contrary, my experience has been geeks, true geeks who really know technology are the ones far more likely to shrug and take no money for helping someone with technology. That's not to say they're not willing to make a living at it... just that they're not ripoff artists. "

      Not all of us geeks are nice, I used to work for a geek computer store when I was younger, and the guy there required me to lie to people to keep my job, and whenever some major compnonent of a computer was fried (Ram, motherboard, hard disk), he'd want me to tell them more was broken so he could sell more.

      The truth is if people weren't so bloody fucking ignorant they wouldn't be taken advantage of, if you don't want to be taken advantage of, educate yourself or ask for someone you know who has the ability to screen for bullshit!

    98. Re:getting gouged by whom? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      You would think that with all of the competition in most markets, that customer service would rate a high priority For competition to work, you need informed customers. The standard of customer service is not something you can find out easily, unless you know someone who both uses the product / service and has needed to interact with their customer service. I could tell you about how great my hosting company's support is (really superb; I have a couple of guys there, including the CEO, in my IM contact list, and they respond to problems very fast), but in the end I'm just some guy on Slashdot, and could be a corporate shill. Unless you know me personally, you have no way of knowing if I'm likely to be telling the truth. On the other hand, you can easily look at the price they charge, the bandwidth they allocate, and so on before you buy.
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    99. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Going WAAAY OT here:

      Oh good grief! Did you SEE the document? DUDE--it was OBVIOUSLY created on a computer with a variable font. MS Word! It was so painfully clear it wasn't written during the time period, a junior editor should have caught it.

      You can keep trying to make bullshit turn into gold, but it never will.

    100. Re:getting gouged by whom? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Bad ram is very rare Really? It's about the only cause of a computer problem I've seen that wasn't either software-related or caused the machine to fail to boot (and, in some cases, did cause that). The RAM itself might not be broken, but badly seated RAM is incredibly common, and bad RAM is pretty common in slightly older machines. If your computer is failing at random times, running memtest will often identify problems.

      I don't repair computers for a living, but I'd say RAM failures are about the most common kind of hardware problem I've seen. Hard drive failures are possibly slightly more common, but the fact that the machine won't boot and plugging the drive into another machine still doesn't work makes them pretty trivial to diagnose.

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    101. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 1

      I call, bullshit, guys clothes are just as expensive as women's clothes if you compare like with like. If you are some no style nerd, obviously you're gunna pay less, but if you compare hot clothes, then guy's is often more, likewise, if you go into Primark, the £2 mountains are all chicks stuff, the equivalent guy's stuff is like £4-£5, and guy's clothes are all boring compared to chick's stuff anyway.

      As for men and womens hair cuts, I call bullshit again, the only way you figure it as costing more is if you don't compare like with like, if you compare a barber to a hairdresser, then obviously it will be different, but if a woman goes into the barbers and gets a buzzcut, it's gunna be just as cheap as if a guy did, like wise if a guy with long hair goes into a salon and gets a sweet layercut, and dyed and highlighted it's gunna be just as expensive.

    102. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Yer+Mom · · Score: 1

      I paid £3 for my jeans at Tesco. Can't comment on haircut prices as I last bothered with one in 1988.

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    103. Re:getting gouged by whom? by FireFury03 · · Score: 1

      Also, if everyone else's customer support is crap then you're not going to lose customers by being just as crap.

      In general, large companies don't care about customer support because it only affects the customers who are having a problem (a tiny number) and if they lose those few customers it isn't a big deal. In many cases it's probably cheaper to lose the customer than support them.

      If you want good support, you're probably best dealing with a small company where losing 1 or 2 customers _does_ matter. This is pretty noticeable with ISPs - whenever I have changed ISP I have gone for a small ISP and their quality of service has been excellent. They have then got bigger and the service has progressively turned to crap.

    104. Re:getting gouged by whom? by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      I have to agree with you. I don't dress "fancy" or anything, but my pants are $60. I only have 8 pairs of pants purchased over a 3 year period to replace the previous 6 pairs. I also tend to wear t-shirts from Think-Geek or a podcast I support, I have about 15-20 of them. If I have to wear a button-up, that's another $70. I own 3-4 of them. Shoes, I have one pair of sneakers and one pair of boots. The sneakers were about $75 and the boots were $130. My socks are purchased by the gallon, but my boxers are about $23 for a two-pack.

      Mens clothes aren't cheap, but we also don't collect them or worry about "outfits" or "matching" for the most part.

      I do go to a salon for my hair cut, but only because there are no barbers around. My haircut is $12 and I give her a $20. I get my hair cut once maybe every 10 months. If it's clean and not in my food, I don't care what it does. I can just put on a hat if I need to.

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    105. Re:getting gouged by whom? by mpe · · Score: 1

      I'd like to set up a sting to expose shitty journalists. I think modern journalism is the one area that seriously needs to be looked in to.

      You just need to book the Chaser Team from ABC.

    106. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Ephemeriis · · Score: 1

      These people were not being gouged by geeks. They were being gouged by assholes.

      Personally, I wonder how much of this was gouging at all, and how much was flat-out incompetence.

      There are a lot of people out there who've successfully loaded Ubuntu on a PC, or managed to program a wireless router with WEP, or took a year of basic computer literacy classes and suddenly think they're qualified to be doing repairs on anything and everything computer-related. We've got a couple competing businesses here in town that are like that - someone thinks they know what they're doing and rents a storefront. We've also got a bunch of clients who don't like to pay our prices so they call in somebody's highschool or college kid who "knows computers". The end result is usually that by the time the computer shows up at our shop, the problem is worse than it originally was.

      We aren't immune though... Whenever we advertise a job position we'll get a bunch of idiots applying, and we've actually wound up with a few of them on payroll. I've had technicians hot plug a PS2 keyboard and then tell me the motherboard is shot when the keyboard doesn't work. I've had technicians reformat and reload a computer several times over before declaring that the processor is toast, when in fact it wass a bad stick of RAM. I even had one technician tell me a Cisco PIX was dead because he couldn't pass traffic through it...when the bandwidth was plugged into the console port instead of the WAN port.

      I'm not saying that there aren't assholes out there who'll gouge you - there most certainly are. You find them in just about any industry. I'm sure there are also geeks out there that see an easy target and bill them for a few extra parts on purpose - they can't all be good guys. But I also know for a fact that there are a lot of absolute idiots out there who think they can repair computers.
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    107. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Trigun · · Score: 1

      Alan Cox, is that you?

    108. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Chris+whatever · · Score: 1

      I think any geeks can make an honest mistake when trying to fix a machine, others like Mass produce tech like geek squad are faster on the hardware changes and will not take the time to properly fix stuff but it has happened for me that i did a false call on a piece of Hardware but i was not doing it for money in that case nor am i a geek squad employee.

      Sometimes i get people saying i'm BS them but hey i usually get this from people who already has their mind set to "aint gonna get screwed". They want to hear the perfect answer and specially dont want to be the root of the problem even if it's the truth.

      If that study was only done with service center you find like bestbuy, geek squad and future shop well, look at the salary they are paid and you'll get your answer, dont think that 10$ an hour will get the best tech in the world but...but there are over paid techs as well.

    109. Re:getting gouged by whom? by nagora · · Score: 5, Funny
      Please, it's bad enough that 'podcast' is trying to become a noun.

      Podcast, n. A downloadable file tarted up to sound like new-media.

      TWW

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    110. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Explodicle · · Score: 2, Informative

      Computer repair (just like car repair and health care) are problems that free markets just don't solve very well. There's no way for consumers to make informed decisions since diagnosing the problem is the job. Most people not only can't diagnose these problems themselves, but don't make this type of purchase very often, and have little or no objective data to go by. It's a tough problem. This market failure is known as information asymmetry.
    111. Re:getting gouged by whom? by walt-sjc · · Score: 1

      Personally, I wouldn't trust anyone but a reputable dealer with factory trained techs to work on my car (which is new.) Hell, I won't even change the oil in the thing myself - it's just way too complicated. I CERTAINLY wouldn't let any quickie-mart oil changing place touch my vehicle.

      That said, finding a reputable dealer isn't easy. I have to go about 30 miles away to find one as the dealer in my town is known to be pretty bad.

      I used to do all my own work and had no problem rebuilding a carburetor, replace the radiator, brakes, etc. Now I can't even replace the spark plugs - I don't think my engine even HAS them, at least as far as I could see. The complexity of engines / etc. in modern vehicles is insane. I have a couple friends who refuse to own a car newer than 1974 for that reason.

    112. Re:getting gouged by whom? by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      Most "geeks" I've ever known or met often may suffer social ineptitude, but across the broad spectrum, geeks, IMO, seem the least likely to be the type to pull these ripoffs.

      That's because, IMHO, the article is completely misleading. Most of these guys are not geeks. Heck, most of these guys make script kiddies look like geniuses. They do this stuff because they believe it makes them look starter and elevates them. To be clear, IMO, we are talking about two different categories of people.

    113. Re:getting gouged by whom? by KillerBob · · Score: 1

      Yeah. But nevertheless, essentially the only reason it costs more is that women will pay more.


      Women don't want to pay more for goods/services. It's more a question of society dictating that they should pay more. A pretty stupid double standard, really.

      It is changing, though. I know women who go shopping for mens' clothes, because they can get basically the same clothes for less. I've personally seen the *exact same* shirt on sale in the mens' department and the womens' department of a store, and the version in the mens' department was less than half the cost. It's changing.
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    114. Re:getting gouged by whom? by walt-sjc · · Score: 1

      ... Which is why you always test under load whether a real load or simulated.

      PC Power supplies in general tend to be a little difficult that way. You need "enough" load on multiple outputs in order for the thing to work correctly. Wose is how they fail though, where some cheap power supplies fail in a way that shorts the mains to the output. Nothing like getting 120V AC on a 5V DC line.

    115. Re:getting gouged by whom? by KillerBob · · Score: 1

      I call, bullshit, guys clothes are just as expensive as women's clothes if you compare like with like. If you are some no style nerd, obviously you're gunna pay less, but if you compare hot clothes, then guy's is often more, likewise, if you go into Primark, the £2 mountains are all chicks stuff, the equivalent guy's stuff is like £4-£5, and guy's clothes are all boring compared to chick's stuff anyway


      A top-end womens' gown will set you back well over $2000. The last time I bought a top-end suit, it cost $800. It's a Boca. Like compared with like. Womens' clothes cost more.
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    116. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Thaelon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It boggles my mind that people still think that there should be some difference between different professions and their ethics. People behave the same no matter what work they do. That is, people will do anything they can get away with if it's advantageous to them in some way. That one sentence is all you need to explain most things humans do. And indeed most things living beings do. It's nature's code of conduct. The sooner you accept it the sooner you'll stop being surprised by the behavior of living things.

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    117. Re:getting gouged by whom? by jsight · · Score: 1

      Your car doesn't have sparkplugs? Is it diesel?

      Anyway, if you don't know if you car has plugs, I'd suggest not working on it, that's for sure. And I'm not sure why you ever would have. ;)

      I have a 2000 626... these things aren't exactly rocket science. I don't know where the idea that things are so dramatically more complicated now comes from. Very few things really are.

    118. Re:getting gouged by whom? by torkus · · Score: 1

      Wow, a greasemonkey that worships a dealer now? That's a backwards twist if i've ever heard one.

      I've yet to find an honest dealership. Yes, there are a ton of dishonest 'corner mechanics' but hanging a dealership sigh just means the naieve new car buyers are guaranteed to flock to you. Factory trained techs? Erm. But no. Besides the fact that i *highly* doubt they've gone to the factory to train ... building != troubleshooting and repair.

      What I find strange is you claim you can't find the spark plugs on your engine (yes, probably no spark plug wires anymore - many engines put an individual coil on top of each plug) but you're posting on /. - clearly you should know of the existance of "google". 5 minutes on there should get you step-by-step to replace plugs or any other semi-common maintenance or medium complexity repair.

      Heck, if you're good at searching you can find acutal repair manuals for free of a couple bucks. Those will take you through a full engine rebuild.

      Oh, and if you really can't change the oil in a car then i call BS on your claim to have rebuilt carburators. The only thing more complicated than it was 25 years ago is the 200 brands and types of designer oil at the store.

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    119. Re:getting gouged by whom? by walt-sjc · · Score: 1

      That's NORMAL. Usually the first line of support doesn't know about back-end problems for HOURS, if at all, and no ability to get status information on anything. In fact, the first line of support is generally useless if you are technical at all. The fact is, 95% of their callers are NOT technical, so it forces us technical people to be treated the same as if we were clueless like the rest of the population (and of course as clueless as the $8 / hour script readers...)

      It's unfortunate that the first line of support is staffed by clueless script readers, but your DSL line would cost 3 times more if it wasn't.

    120. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most "geeks" I've ever known or met often may suffer social ineptitude, but
      across the broad spectrum, geeks, IMO, seem the least likely to be the type to pull
      these ripoffs. Quite the contrary, my experience has been geeks, true geeks who
      really know technology are the ones far more likely to shrug and take no money for
      helping someone with technology. That's not to say they're not willing to make a
      living at it... just that they're not ripoff artists.

      Yeah, this is my biggest problem in IT. I hate the billing. I love fixing problems, coming up with creative new solutions (sometimes elegant, sometimes hacks) to fix clients' problems and make them happy. I hate charging for it. As a result, I'm not very popular with my employer :(

      Honest mechanic syndrome, I guess.

    121. Re:getting gouged by whom? by vtcodger · · Score: 1
      ***I used to do all my own work and had no problem rebuilding a carburetor ...***

      If you can rebuild a carburetor, you can work on a modern car. You'll need some sort of manual and/or an Alldata subscription and some tools. And you'll need to research each and every job on each and every car before you tackle it. But mostly it's just removing bolts and nuts, hanging parts, and putting things back together just like it has always been.

      There are a few major differences from your old car.

      • The computer that controls fuel/error mix is digital rather than analog. No, it doesn't work much better, but it doesn't tar up and the bearings don't wear out. There are a bunch of sensors that it needs -- most of which work fine most of the time.
      • The front end is much more complicated, because the front wheels drive the car, but still have to be able to turn. But the parts are (usually) relatively accessible.
      • The engines are wedged in sideways and there is poor access to most things. Even changing an oil filter can be frustrating.
      • There is a bunch of emissions control stuff hung off the engine. They will turn on annoying lights on the dashboard if you offend them. Sometimes they turn them on anyway just for the hell of it.

      No, I don't know why the sparkplug wires are hidden under covers on some cars.

      Dealers are held in low regard by most motor-heads ... as are quicky lub places. Mostly, competent independent mechanics are preferred.

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    122. Re:getting gouged by whom? by jp10558 · · Score: 1

      You know, maybe I'm really cheap - but where are you shopping that you're paying $70 for a button up shirt, especially one you might wear once (I'm assuming here, but if you normally wear T-Shirts, then your button up might be worn once every few years for special occasions, in which case it may have gotten damaged, lost, you out grew it, it's out of style (Doesn't fit the next occasion)...)?

      You can order from Haband a button up for less than $20 and you could go to Burlington and get a short sleeved white button up for $10. These are dress shirts.

      Pants for $60? Maybe if you want high end slacks from Sears and don't plan enough to grab a sale. I can go to Sears for $25-$35 for their high end slacks during their quarterly sales, a local store (Boscov's if anyone cares) during their frequent sales for $25 for the same brands, Haband whenever for $17-22, less on sale. These are all fine looking slacks. I can hit a local Dollar General for $10 Jeans, K-Mart or Wal-Mart for $15-$25 Jeans and these again are fine looking, easy to care for, and last as long as Sears or whatever versions.

      Sneakers for $75? I got out of that racket when I was in High School. Don't buy Nike's and you can get decent sneakers for $45, you can grab throw away sneakers good for 6 months or so for $10 at Wal-Mart. Leather shoes can be had for $30 from Tom McCan @ K-Mart.

      Boots I'll give you are expensive if you want good ones.

      So, I think spending that kind of money, on dressy clothes, is probably overpaying In my humble opinion. I'm talking about 50% less for the same sorts of products new. If you can stand local thrift stores for clothes (I can't, but some poor or thrifty people might) you can get clothes close to free.

      I get about 3 years or so out of my pants and shirts vary, so maybe I just replace clothes more often than you do. However, I have bought the name brand from retail stores in the past, and the clothes did not last 2x as long to justify 2x the price. YMMV.

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    123. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Slashcrap · · Score: 1

      Brass Eye is a very good parody of media hysteria.

      Especially the pedophilia episode which caused media hysteria.

    124. Re:getting gouged by whom? by jp10558 · · Score: 1

      You know, part of this is the companies are all looking at whether they will lose customers. What about seeing if they can *gain* customers? And I think this is happening in that a major ISP is offering an add on for in home network support etc - the network equivelent of in home wire maitenence. Should it be an extra fee? Maybe - but I think it is sort of going in that direction, that "We offer support where others don't" and their price is not bad, you'd have to go well over a year with no problems to reach one in home diag by Geek Squad et al. Most users could likely use some help every few months.

      I've seen quite a few postings on various forums regarding users using a slower DSL service over Cable because of stability, support etc. I certainly have had exceptional support from my local DSL ISP such that I recommend it even though it's not especially fast. We're talking a call about an outage at 5pm, vans are rolling by at 8pm that night. Call about a bad modem on Sat of memorial day weekend, new modem dropped off sunday morning at 9am. Can't really beat that IMO.

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    125. Re:getting gouged by whom? by couchslug · · Score: 1

      I work on all years, but there are some differences:

      If you have a newer vehicle, buy the factory manual if possible, or Chlilton/Haynes if not.
      Yes, they are expensive, but they are cheaper than the stuff you may damage if you don't have one. Buy the few specialty tools you'll need as you need them.
      Tools are CHEAP compared to labor costs, so you can buy decent gear (Craftsman will do fine).

      "Hell, I won't even change the oil in the thing myself - it's just way too complicated. I CERTAINLY wouldn't let any quickie-mart oil changing place touch my vehicle."

      ????
      It isn't any different except you might need the right oil filter wrench, such as the cup type that grabs the filter end. I favor a LARGE Channellock to grab filters for removal. I hand-tighten them (no Channellock!) on install. I teflon tape ALL my drain plugs to protect the threads (they seal with washers) and spin them in finger-tight before tightening. If you aren't sure, an inexpensive beam-type torque wrench is your friend.

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    126. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      But their support costs are higher as a result of not informing their staff...
      Some ISPs play a prerecorded message informing users of any current outages before forwarding you to any support staff.
      Even non technical people would understand a message saying "broadband connections in $town are currently unavailable and expected to be restored within 2 hours", and wouldnt continue to bother the support bods. Instead, at least in this one case, someone spent several hours doing disruptive things to their machine which were always going to be fruitless because the underlying network was unavailable.

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    127. Re:getting gouged by whom? by wolfboynyc · · Score: 1

      I just had to fix a problem a friend of mine had on an old powermac g4. His ethernet port was fried. He asked if I could help him because both place he took the computer to told him he needed either a new logic board or a whole new computer (which they pushed hard to sell him, and no he didnt go to an apple store). This would have cost about $700 for the logic board replacement for a computer you can find on craigslist for about $250. I fixed his problem by telling him to order a $10 network interface card and telling him how to install it over the phone. It seems in some places that technicians are more inclined to try and find the most complicated and expensive solution rather than starting with the most basic.

    128. Re:getting gouged by whom? by sYkSh0n3 · · Score: 1

      I think the worst case of this that I've seen was at radio shack.

      "Oh, so you need it for email and word processing. Then you should get this one with the (fastest pentium on the market at the time) and we'll double the ram for ya, cuz you'll need that to surf the internet. And you said you had DSL? You'll need this $120 Linksys router ($50 at walmart) and this wireless pci card for $100 ($50 at walmart)"

    129. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Slashcrap · · Score: 1

      More important point, the fact that a power supply can give a clean 5V when tested by a multimeter or an oscilloscope doesn't necessarily mean it won't drop when it will be connected to a machine drawing lots of A out of every outlet.

      Well, duh! This is why you should always short the outputs to ground in order to ensure a proper current draw before testing the voltage. You'd be amazed how many supposedly high-end PSUs just give up and die when faced with my superior testing methodology. Pretty much 100% in fact.

    130. Re:getting gouged by whom? by FireFury03 · · Score: 1

      And I think this is happening in that a major ISP is offering an add on for in home network support etc - the network equivelent of in home wire maitenence. Should it be an extra fee? Maybe - but I think it is sort of going in that direction, that "We offer support where others don't" and their price is not bad, you'd have to go well over a year with no problems to reach one in home diag by Geek Squad et al. Most users could likely use some help every few months.

      I'm not really interested in ISPs providing extra support services (sure, if they want to sell them as extras than fair enough, but I don't want to have to pay for them since I'm never going to use them). What I _do_ want is ISPs to actually provide the support they already claim to provide:
      1. When I log a fault, actually answer my ticket in a reasonable amount of time. This means doing something to try and resolve the problem, not just reply with "we'll look into it" and then leave me waiting for weeks.
      2. Fix problems when I report them. For example, I have completely given up on using PlusNet's SIP to PSTN gateway because it is broken most of the time and even when it works the calls are as flaky as hell. This has been a problem ever since they introduced the service a couple of years ago - everyone's complaining about it and nothing has been done.
      3. Don't try to hide problems from your customers - if I phone up with a problem and it is your fault then damned well tell me so. I've lost track of the number of hours I spent chasing problems which Demon swore blind were on my side of the connection when they knew full well that some critical part of their infrastructure was down.

      This extends to other companies as well, such as device manufacturers - I've just gone off on one on UTStarcom's user forums (along with several other customers) because they've basically spent the last year having people complaining about bugs in one of their devices and have done nothing to resolve the (firmware) problems. It seems that these days the life cycle of many devices is so short that the firmware is never stablised - they release a new (buggy) device and within a year they have stopped selling it and replaced it with a new (equally buggy) device and have no interest in fixing the bugs in the older device. Most consumer grade devices seem to be pretty much the same - my cellphone's firmware is unstable as hell, pretty much every wireless router I've used is crap (except my WRT54GL running the OpenWRT firmware).

    131. Re:getting gouged by whom? by quarkomatic · · Score: 1

      The story may be short on statistically significant information, but what do you expect them to do? Do the same experiment hundreds or thousands of times? Marketplace is a publicly funded CBC television show; they would not be able to afford all those bogus repairs!

    132. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even with the exchange rate, all of these jeans for a few pounds comments is giving me WTF moments. Even garbage jeans in the U.S. cost more than that, and you know some band of Chinese children have been practically enslaved to make them. Do you really have house elves in the UK?

    133. Re:getting gouged by whom? by BStorm · · Score: 1

      It is not the media that has been abusing the terms geek and nerd. The consumer sees the word geek or nerd, or doctor in the computer repair company name. The use of these these names are done so to inspire trust and give a 'feeling' that the company and anyone associated with the company knows what they are doing.

      Most people call for help when they have a problem. Rather than research and get recommendations, they need and want a fix immediately. The average consumer does not have the knowledge to effectively know when they are being conned. If the repair person says something that sounds plausible then the customer will say go ahead and make my problem go away. They don't have the luxury of knowing a real nerd in their hour of need. They settle for the sleazoid tech companies with the knowledgable sounding names. The reflects this usage (corruption) of the word nerd.

      Ecourage your friends and family whom you provide free tech support to:

      * Install antivirus malware software

      * Buy a removable USB hard drive

      * Backup software that they (Actually you) can set and forget.

      * Buy an UPS

      Insist that they do this since it will make your life easier when the day comes (belive me the day will come) that you have to help them recover from disaster.

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    134. Re:getting gouged by whom? by vux984 · · Score: 1

      They aren't disposable to everyone, for a few reasons--money being the least important. I figure, why fill up the landfill with "broken" toasters when you can open her up, solder something, and be back up & running in a few minutes? Why would you prefer to drive to the store, pay more money, throw away all the new packaging, etc.? To me, THAT is wasteful.

      The average person can't repair it themself, so either choice involves driving time, and they're facing a $50 minimum charge just to get it looked at, and possibly fixed, if its repairable.

      The economics (not just financial but of time and waste too) make sense for -you- because the time is "free" and the risk/consequences of failure are negligible. If you open it up and find out it needs a $10 part, it costs you a trip to the store and $10, instead of $60 ($50 labour + $10 parts). If you open it up and find out it can't be fixed you've lost 5 minutes of time, instead of 50 bucks and some driving time. If it breaks on you again 3 months down the road and you have to fix it again, you've still lost next to nothing - but the average person would have paid 50 bucks for the first repair, and is facing paying 50 bucks again because they only got a 30 day warranty on the previous repair.

      Who would pay $50 once (never mind possibly twice and/or +parts) to repair a 4 year old toaster that only cost $60 brand new?

    135. Re:getting gouged by whom? by RendonWI · · Score: 1

      You are testing DC volage here, you don't need an O'scope. If you don't trust your digital multi meter, get an analog meter. That would be much cheaper, and easier to move around than a damned Oscope.

    136. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd like to set up a sting to expose shitty journalists.
      I think his point is that if you had written like they write, you would have said:

      I'd like to set up a sting to expose journalists
    137. Re:getting gouged by whom? by greedyturtle · · Score: 1

      Try sending those science journals an automatically generated paper.

    138. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah! Power suply adventures. A repair guy once told me "Your power supply was blown up" (PC was not booting anymore). Under warranty, no cost.

      Back home I start the PC -> unable to connect to the Internet, or even my LAN.

      After diagnosis, it appeared that when the power supply blew, it changed the MAC address on BOTH on-board Ethernet LAN card, the new addresses being blocked by the firewall filter.

      Or perhaps a new MOBO was installed, and the guy did not care answering my question. I suspect the chipset fan stopped working (it was making noise) and the chip overheated.

    139. Re:getting gouged by whom? by PJ1216 · · Score: 1

      i know someone (not a tech mind you, but just your everyday "i have no clue what i'm doing" kinda guy) who put a USB plug into a PS/2 port. Regular use of logic doesn't seem to be used by people when they use computers.

    140. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Machtyn · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised you even let them do the alignment. When your BS meter goes off, who knows what else they may screw up.

      As PC tech, (own my own 2 employee home computer business), I find there are a lot of parallels with other service repair industries. People don't know that much about their computers and if you tell them they need to buy a 10 tube of HDD grease to keep it cool, they just might believe you. I sell hardware for a profit, but it usually isn't more than 15% above my cost. They pay me for the time. And usually, I'm not charging straight time. There's no reason why I should charge for the full 1 or 2 hours of a WinXP SP2 update when I'm sitting on the couch watching a movie.

      Also, being able to explain tech in a non-geek way goes a long way toward trust and repeat business.

    141. Re:getting gouged by whom? by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      Sneakers for $75? I got out of that racket when I was in High School. Don't buy Nike's and you can get decent sneakers for $45, you can grab throw away sneakers good for 6 months or so for $10 at Wal-Mart. Leather shoes can be had for $30 from Tom McCan @ K-Mart.

      I tried that once - buying a cheap pair of shoes. I ended up with tendonitis in my foot and had to hobble around for two weeks until it cleared up. Threw out the shoes and went back to a quality pair.

      I do agree with you that you should always look to see if you are getting gouged. But some things you need to pay more for to get good quality. On the other hand, some things are just massively overpriced simply because of the name and not the quality of the item. Buyer beware.

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    142. Re:getting gouged by whom? by SMS_Design · · Score: 1

      As a counter-point to that, I have a $3000 suit. I didn't pay for it, mind you.

    143. Re:getting gouged by whom? by phantomlord · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised you even let them do the alignment. When your BS meter goes off, who knows what else they may screw up. I live in a rural area... it was bad enough driving 14 miles to them with a front end part completely snapped in two, the next closest place I know of is 30 miles away (40 from the place where my BS detector was flashing). I figured even an idiot can get a computerized alignment closer than I could the old fashioned way with some string, a square and a tape measure.
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    144. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From reading the comments on CBC, I was left with the impression that, in most cases, they were not gouged at all. Without having watched the show, I was left with the impression that they expected a staff professional to drive out to their house, diagnose a RAM problem plus some missing system files, replace the blown part and files and do it all for under $60.

      Let's price that up shall we?

      Mileage 35km: $30 (still cheaper than a taxi.
      Ram: $60
      Minimum 1 hr: $60
      ------------------
      Total (min) $150

      This assumes that:
      1) I'm reasonably quick
      2) I have the correct part in the van.
      3) I'm not marking it up at all for having it on-hand.
      4) I don't care what caused either problem (missing system files?!)
      5) You've got your recovery disks and license keys on hand.

      This is precisely why nobody I know will do home computer support for money. Don't get me wrong: I understand the consumer's viewpoint. They are used to systems that run for years without major failures (appliances, cars, plumbing etc.) and when they do experience a failure the repair cost is typically a tiny fraction of the value. With computers they get shoddy crap that fails if you look at it funny (I'm looking at you Microsoft) and too much of the time an honest repairman should say that, while nothing is physically broken, it'll cost more to fix onsite than it is worth (which is a fraction of what they originally paid).

    145. Re:getting gouged by whom? by rtechie · · Score: 1

      Here's the short version:

      The document in question was almost certainly fake. As another poster pointed out, it was probably made with MS Word. Contrary to what another poster said it was NOT an obvious fake. On the right-wing blogs this was pounded to death.

      Dan Rather has said publically that he believed it was authentic before going to air. And *HIS* source said he also believed it was authentic.

      In reality IT DOES NOT MATTER THAT THE DOCUMENT WAS FAKE, because the substance of the letter has been confirmed as true by multiple sources. This just wasn't the case when the story went to air (as opposed to a week later), so the Karl Rove hit squad savaged CBS and Dan Rather for pursuing a negative story about Bush shortly before the election.

      The facts remains: George W. Bush got a special, and quite ILLEGAL, appointment to the "Champange squadron" of the Texas Air National Guard due to his father's influence. George W. Bush then skipped out on his military service to go on vacation in the middle of the Vietnam War.

      At the same time, Karl Rove and the White House put together a fraudulent hit squad (aka Swift Boat Veterans for Truth) to make up outrageous lies about John Kerry. While there was media uproar about it, the media didn't attack Fox and other right-wing outlets for defending the story.

      It's this kind of completely dishonest partisanship that has driven the American public away from the Republican party.

    146. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Myrrh · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Or, you know, you could put it under load and see how it behaves. You're not likely to find out any useful information if you're running the rails at idle.

    147. Re:getting gouged by whom? by skiflyer · · Score: 1

      That's just a useless couple numbers. Was in Gucci the other day and there's a woman's sweater for ten grand and mens coats for twelve... you can find crazy expensive stuff wherever you go for either sex.

    148. Re:getting gouged by whom? by IsoRashi · · Score: 1

      Welcome to the post-Dateline world
       
      Is that you, Katz?

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    149. Re:getting gouged by whom? by cyberfunkr · · Score: 1

      You really should have googled to find out that it's a common practice.

    150. Re:getting gouged by whom? by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      I did the opposite, bought a nice pair of Wolverine work boots that faired well in the store, but when I wore them for a whole day gave me tendonitis in the ankle. It took six months for that injury to heal.

    151. Re:getting gouged by whom? by theuhstuf · · Score: 1

      "Geek" Squad... :p yes they may be assholes, but geek is part of their company came.

    152. Re:getting gouged by whom? by ah.clem · · Score: 1

      A little too subtle, perhaps... it seems to have gone over the mods heads. Next time, think more along the lines of Mr. Bean or Benny Hill. Good joke, though.

      ah.clem

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    153. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Swaping out power supply is good advice, An all the service people should have an universal power supply with them as part of there geer/kit.I just purchist one of them power supply testers with the voltage readouts,an the unit is not accurate enuff.I need to find a break out box four the atx 24 pin conector, so I can use my tektronix scope.I would like to test my own powersupply,instead of swap, Cause I made my last up grade complicated i added water cooling, an I modd my power supply before I install, I change the fan out to a 3wire ballberring model an run the wires to a fan header on the motherboard, then just tape up original wires, But this time I used the fan wires to power a relay to switch on the zalmon tower pump. I would not want these guys working on my computer,BTW I do electrical for a living, an people ask all of the time if I can look at there computer,usuly I just defur.

      later, kcim

    154. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's funny, is all the responses to this kind of article saying how geeks don't do it for the money and all that jazz, are penned by the same people that are complaining about not being paid enough or being able to find a job. Irony much?

    155. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mr. Show did a sketch on this. In the sketch, some reporters set up a "real wishing well" in a mini-mall. When someone would walk in, they'd see a completely empty room with a well in the middle. You're supposed to throw your money down the well and your wish would come true.

      They baited a gullible reporter who ended up believing the story, and then said "surprise! we're doing a sting on reporters who do shoddy journalism".

      The reporter who had been duped started crying, and the other news team felt sorry for him, so they then decided to say that it was real after all and they were just playing a joke.

      That was a great show :)

    156. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Pentavirate · · Score: 1

      barber doesn't even ask me what cut I want since I've been going there for so long and always get the same thing... no need to pull out books or look at a magazine clipping to figure out how to cut it.

      My wife and I have always joked that you can tell the last time a guy thought he was cool by the style of his haircut. Look around, you'll see that it's true.

      That being said, I've had the same haircut for the last 14 years too.

    157. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Pentavirate · · Score: 1

      I've personally seen the *exact same* shirt on sale in the mens' department and the womens' department of a store, and the version in the mens' department was less than half the cost.

      That's because it's harder to get a guy to buy a girls shirt to wear than a girl!

    158. Re:getting gouged by whom? by wsanders · · Score: 1

      There's a ginormous difference between a random word you find on Google and something that is acceptable English usage.

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    159. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Pentavirate · · Score: 1

      My water pump went out in my FWD 1990 Ford Escort about 100 miles from home. I was able to get it to both of the mechanics in the small town. The first was too busy to even look at it for days. The second told me I'd thrown a rod and it'd cost $1200. I left it in his impound lot and hitched a ride home. I came back with a U-haul trailer and a friend's truck and towed it back home. I took it to my preferred mechanic and he told me it was only the water pump and he could fix it for $200. So many mechanics are crooks that a good one is worth his weight in gold.

    160. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the CBC series 'Marketplace', having been doing this for a good twenty years before Dateline. It's not about a sting to catch child molesters, to mention names, or get back at the bad guy, but to suggest practices to follow when dealing with areas where customers are more easily ripped off, which you'd know if you'd read the article. I think it's your reporting skills which need to be checked; maybe we need a sling to bust trolls who don't RTFA.

    161. Re:getting gouged by whom? by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      I actually wear button ups quite often and like having comfortable ones. The same goes for my pants. I wear comfortable cargo pants and hate the cheap stuff. And I HATE jeans. They bother me so much. I'm picky with my sneakers, I'll only wear Airwalks, and when you have an "Above normal" shoe size you have to order them special.

      I'm most likely an exception rather than a rule but compared to my Mother, Aunts, and Female friends I've got almost nothing as far as clothes go.

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    162. Re:getting gouged by whom? by mac.man25 · · Score: 1

      A "VERY" old car? How old is "VERY" old? I have an '86 VW Golf and I've done the water pump in that car. Honestly, I feel as if I could do the water pump in under 2 hours (if everything comes apart the way it should, you know, rusty car). Basically what your saying is hogwash. Also, the water pump is on the same belt as the AC, and you only need to take off the water pump pully, not the crank pully like you claim. Plus taking off the crank pully does not require you to imobilize the moter, it just requires that you have another lever to hold the crank while you tighten it to get it to spec. The longest time is probably waiting for the coolant to drain after you crack the water pump from the case. Really it's not nearly as bad as you claim for a VW. Plus, this hasn't changed for all the MK platforms. the engine is still mounted in the same place, and the waterpump is still just as easy to access. So I say again. B.S. Cullen

    163. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "These are the same assholes who'd sell you a re-built carbeurator to fix a low-transmission fluid problem "

      Tell me about it--some jerk tried to replace my whole electrical system when all I needed was to top off my headlamp fluid.

    164. Re:getting gouged by whom? by walt-sjc · · Score: 1

      FYI, it was a joke. Of course it has spark plugs. You just can't see them...

      Anyway, many modern engines (like this one) are "100K" before the first tune up. Just oil changes and checking fluid levels. Seriously doubt anyone has had to change plugs yet. In fact, a quick google didn't show anything useful.

      Changing the oil is a PITA in this vehicle - no normal filter, it's a cartridge, and quite hard to get to too. Frankly, it's not worth my time anymore. My free time is a lot more precious now than it used to be. When my vehicle needs service, I have my wife take it in - she retired (young) so has time on her hands.

      Factory trained techs? Erm. But no.

      Fine. Substitute Manufacturer Trained, for a net result that is exactly the same.

    165. Re:getting gouged by whom? by walt-sjc · · Score: 1

      True, but in the minds of pointy hairs, support costs are a fixed cost. X number of support on the payroll. If there are more callers for a big outage, the callers just wait forever on hold.

      I don't agree with it, but that's what happens. Verizon is notorious for this. Idiots.

    166. Re:getting gouged by whom? by vtcodger · · Score: 1
      I'd say that an 86 is a very old car. For most models (there are exceptions) getting some parts for a car much more than 15 years old starts to get iffy and for those of us who live or have driven much in road salt country, there's not so much car there after about 12-15 years as there was initially. So, I'd say anything older than about 1990 would qualify as a very old car. Also, the design of the front end and engine compartment changed rather dramatically in the late 1980s and early 1990s as engines became transverse mounted, tranmissions moved into line with them also transverse, and the engines switched from carburetors to computer controlled fuel injection while simultaneously piling on more and more emissions control equipment.. None of the cars in our driveway today has a carburetor, distributor, or driveshaft.

      Try replacing the water pump on almost any car built since about 1990 and get back to me. Yes, replacing the water pump on our late 84 Ford Fairlane was a snap (But the car itself was a real piece of junk. I was infinitely pleased to pay the junk yard $25 bucks to haul it away). The water pump was high up on the front of the engine and easily accessible once the serpentine belt was removed. I'd guess that your VW is a similar engine design. Replacing the water pump on the 89 Mazda 626 would have been an enlightening experience for you and it was relatively simple as the crankshaft pulley was held on by six 10mm bolts that didn't have to be torqued to 80ft lb. (Some Hondas I'm told require a lot more than 80lbs). As for a lever to hold the crank. We're clearly not communicating here. There's nothing to apply the lever to. You could use a pipe wrench to hold the crankshaft pulley but the books tell you not to because you'll probably gouge the pulley which will then eat accessory belts. I think some cars (none of ours regretably) have a hex head molded onto the front of the crankshaft pulley that you can use to hold the pulley while torquing down the bolt. But they are an exception, not the rule.

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    167. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Torvaun · · Score: 1

      I have very wide feet: size 10 6E. Around here, I cannot walk into a store and find shoes, they have to be ordered. This increases the price dramatically, so that I can't buy a pair of shoes for under $100. I haven't even checked on steel-toes...

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    168. Re:getting gouged by whom? by idontgno · · Score: 1

      Podcast it! Podcast the podcasting podcast podcastily.

      Hmmm. Firefox spell check only objects to "podcastily", so podcast can't be used as an adverb. The rest are perfectly cromulent.

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    169. Re:getting gouged by whom? by mac.man25 · · Score: 1

      I suppose an '86 is quite old, but the fact remains is that new VW have just about the same layout as mine. The Current Jettas and Golfs (Rabbits now) have very good accessibility when trying to get at the water pump. Plus most of the other things that are standard replacement items. As far as non-carburetor cars go, my first VW, (An '86 Jetta) was completely mechanically controlled fuel injection. As is my Diesel. The Diesel engines in VWs were without computers until the second generation TDI (Currently starting the 4th generation being released next year) VW may be an odd company in the car field, but the fact is is that their cars are actually almost pleasant to work on. Perhaps the other car manufacturers are just worse at designing engine compartments to make them easy to access?

      As far as crank pulleys go, the VW crank pulley has 4 allen key bolts that attach the pulley to the crankshaft. There is a hex head on the crankshaft so you may use a breaker bar against the control arm to hold the crank in place while you tighten the crank bolts. Really it seems that most of the car is thought out in this way and there is very little in the car that seems especially hard to get to. Perhaps that is why I love VWs so much?

      Anyhow, I guess what my point is, is that you should probably look into other cars that don't do so much to keep normal people from working on these things. Because in the end a mechanic is just another normal person that just happens to work on cars for a living. (though some may be crooks.)

    170. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. You are sticking the wrong type of RAM in a particular motherboard. Quit being so cheap and check with the manufacture before "saving" $100 on 2GB.

    171. Re:getting gouged by whom? by phantomlord · · Score: 1

      For what it's worth, I have a 98 Ranger. Earlier this summer, I had to replace the alternator and it took me about 15 minutes to ease the tension pulley off (all that was required was a half inch ratchet inserted into a hole to relieve the tension enough to remove the belt), remove the wiring on the existing alternator, remove the 3 bolts holding it onto the engine block, put the 3 bolts back into the new alternator, hook up the wiring to it and then relieve the tension pulley to put the belt back on (ok, so I checked the bolts with a torque wrench too). By virtue of being rear wheel drive, I also have a drive shaft and changed the U-joints and that didn't require much more in terms of tools or skill (12 point socket to unmount the driveshaft, a screw driver (or chisel), a hammer, a C clamp (though a vice or any other clamp would work just as well), some pliers and a grease gun to lubricate the new joints. A jack wasn't even needed.).

      Cars have largely gotten to be a pain in the ass to work on but trucks are still fairly reasonable for a backyard mechanic. I think a lot of that has to do with the whole front wheel drive vs rear wheel drive thing dictating the way to mount the engines (which also leads to how much room you have to work with under the hood).Next up for my truck will be new shocks... and I'm sure that's going to go a whole lot smoother than it would for your typical car given I have access to everything already without having all the crap that comes with front wheel drive in the way (the rear shocks are so ridiculously easy a 5 year old could change them)

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    172. Re:getting gouged by whom? by jotok · · Score: 1

      I don't see it that way. Did you see the article recently about the 1995 Honda Civic with 930,000 miles on it? It was in excellent shape. Sure, the guy spent thousands of dollars over the past 12 years on maintenance (4 clutches, etc.), but to me it's senseless to say "Well, you could have gotten 4 new vehicles in that time." Why? Where's the added value in replacing when you can just mend?

      All you do is fill up the landfill. If a device works and it just needs $50 in repairs, why spend $60 for something new?

      Over the long term, you end up spending substantially less if you simply take good care of your posessions and repair them, rather than wear them out and replace them when they get "old." This is especially true in my situation (where I have a Mom & Pop to turn to) because Pops isn't counting the minutes. He might spend 15 minutes diagnosing your problem, but for us there's value in jawing about computers or football or whatever while this is going on. So IMO there's more than just "economics" at work--or at least more than merely monetary value in play.

    173. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Smauler · · Score: 1

      I just watched the video - there was no one on the video who I would definitely call an asshole. Some of them didn't know their ass from the innards of a PC, though. One test they set - dead RAM - is difficult to diagnose if you don't have the right tools (which admittedly they should). Most of the "techs" on the video just didn't know a huge amount. Those that did they attempted to slate for charging over web prices for on the spot RAM. That was what really annoyed me (especially since the prices weren't hugely inflated) - Of course you're not going to get web prices when someone comes out and fixes it for you. You think plumbers and electricians charge the same prices they bought stuff for?

      Anyway, I'm not surprised by this video at all, and not depressed by it. I always knew that lots of techs sent out by big companies to consumers were less knowledgeable than they should be. Calling them assholes is unjust.... they just took a job they're not really qualified enough in.

      If I heard correctly, out of 10, 3 didn't fix the RAM problem and didn't charge, 3 fixed the problem, and 4 charged for time and didn't fix the problem. That's about as good as I expected it to be from major companies.

    174. Re:getting gouged by whom? by uncoveror · · Score: 1

      The bloggers who cried foul pointed out that there was more than one font, and typewriters don't do that. I've got news. YES THEY DO. The IBM Selectric I learned to type on had two fonts: elite and pica. That was a common feature of electric typewriters.

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    175. Re:getting gouged by whom? by neminem · · Score: 1

      Any noun can be verbed! Podcast is a stupid word, but that doesn't make it any less of a word - it's just a stupid one. And, being that it's a noun, it can thus be verbed.

      P.S. I podcasted your mom last night.

    176. Re:getting gouged by whom? by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      Hell, I won't even change the oil in the thing myself - it's just way too complicated.


      Sure, modern cars have lots of complicated bits that you probably don't want to work on. (At least without a copy of the manufacturer's service manual)

      But changing the oil? Please, name one reasonably mainstream car where it isn't still the same old, oil-pan plug, and screw-on filter. Changing your oil should be something they teach in high-school, right along with how to take care of yourself when you have a cold without going to the doctor and running up health care costs.

      Even brake-jobs are simple still... It's actually easier to replace pads on disc brakes than it was on older vehicles, and unless your rotors are driven onto the hub with a press (sports cars, mostly) you can still find auto-parts shops that will turn them for you free if you buy pads there. Personally, I don't trust the dealership to change the oil properly in my car, or swap brake pads without causing squeeks (and $28 for new pads is better than a $1000 "brake job" anyway). Really, something must have changed that made you intimidated of your car. I'm guessing it was all the plastic bits they put under the hood to make the engine look fancy. Or the wires...

      As for your plugs, you've probably got overhead cams, since most cars do these days. The plugs are still there. They're just at the bottom. You'll either see them way down the side of the engine, or there will be a cover and the plugs will be at the bottom of a shaft. If you've got a good long extension for your socket set you can still change those yourself too... And the wires, and the distributor, and the coil... even if the ignition is all electronic. You could probably do almost everything yourself if you were willing to shell out for a factory service manual on eBay. They design cars so that trained monkeys can fix them as long as they can read the book... Even fancy, modern, electronic cars.

      The best part is that the dealerships charge so much for repairs these days that you can buy yourself every tool you need for most jobs for less than the dealer repair cost. It's like getting free tools. You can't beat free tools.
    177. Re:getting gouged by whom? by verzonnen · · Score: 1

      I have only been in the country a couple of years and had Canadian Tire fix my airconditioning this summer, they had 11 attempts replaced every part at least once and I spend over 2400 dollars, sadly it still not working. It was an expensive lesson.

      Geeks are humans as well and and some will be greedy assholes, we all have had to go trough great lengths to filter the daily spam to prove that point.

    178. Re:getting gouged by whom? by try_anything · · Score: 1

      I tried that once - buying a cheap pair of shoes. I ended up with tendonitis in my foot and had to hobble around for two weeks until it cleared up. Threw out the shoes and went back to a quality pair.

      Seconded. Cheap athletic shoes just don't cut it for me; I get overuse injuries if I try to maintain the same activity level I have in my $80-$90 shoes.

      I also got terrible blisters and knee soreness (caused by an awkward gait) from a cheap pair of hiking boots that just wouldn't unstiffen. Not only did they not unstiffen even after trying every bizarre home remedy in the book (running over them with a car, etc.) but they disintegrated the third time I wore them. The sole on one boot started coming off with five miles left in a thirty mile hike, and by the time I finished the hike, it was halfway off and flopping with each step.

      By contrast, I could throw my nice Vasque hiking boots on right now, despite having not worn hiking boots in months, and hike all day without getting a single blister. They cost more than the cheap pair (~$150 vs ~$60) but they've protected my feet well, they don't take long to break in, and they provide many more miles per dollar.
    179. Re:getting gouged by whom? by nacturation · · Score: 1

      Please, it's bad enough that 'podcast' is trying to become a noun. Don't let it move in on verb territory too. How can one not make it a verb after you've gone and anthropomorphized it?
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    180. Re:getting gouged by whom? by fractoid · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of one time in Harvey Norman, I bumped into an acquaintance who was looking at a CD player with built in burner. It cost like $800, he asked me whether I thought it was worth it, and I just said "nah, spend $50 on a CD burner (as they cost in those days), stick it in your computer and you're set". Some schmooze with a nametag runs up and says "oh but the audio quality will be much better with this unit". Bleh.

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    181. Re:getting gouged by whom? by Eivind · · Score: 1
      That's not how it works. Nobody is in a position to "dictate" such a thing. Ever heard of capitalism ? Here's how it works:

      • A number of different, independent vendors offer products for sale.
      • A number of different, independent, buyers choose among the offerings according to which offer they perceive as fulfilling their need the best. They do so according to criteria of their own choice, common criteria are price, quality, functionality, status, whatever properties the offering has or is perceived to have.


      Vendors, offcourse, want the highest possible profit. They get that by maximising the product of sales and profit-pro-sale. (yes I'm simplifying, a lot even, this is Slashdot, not Econ 101)

      So, roughly speaking, halving your profit-pro-item only makes sense if that means more than double sales. With many products this is the case. If you are buying petrol at $2.30 and selling it at $2.50, you'll over time probably sell more than twice the amount from the guy across the street that is also buying at $2.30, but reselling at $2.70 -- people will choose largely on the basis of price.

      If you're selling womens clothing, or haircuts though, it appears that lowering the price has *less* of an influence on your market-share than with mens clothing or haircuts. This is *SOLELY* the result of buying-decisions made by *FEMALES*. (ok, occasionally a male buys female clothing, but it's rare enough to not make any difference for the market as a whole).

      Thus my statement: clothes for women are (commonly) more expensive because women will pay more. Only women themselves can, collectively, change this. I don't think they will, so I think the difference will persist. But that's *their* choice, not "societys".

      The actions of men are almost completely irrelevant when it comes to the setting of prices for women clothing.
    182. Re:getting gouged by whom? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but it doesn't seem like what they found was a "good journalist".

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  2. "Getting Gouged by Geeks" by QMalcolm · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sounds like a good porn movie title.

    1. Re:"Getting Gouged by Geeks" by Eponymous+Crowbar · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm not sure that you and I share the same definition of the word "good".

    2. Re:"Getting Gouged by Geeks" by Jarjarthejedi · · Score: 1

      You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means...

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    3. Re:"Getting Gouged by Geeks" by laejoh · · Score: 0

      Nor the word 'porn' it seems!

    4. Re:"Getting Gouged by Geeks" by rbochan · · Score: 1

      Yes, but if it truly included geeks, it'd be over before the first "bow chika bow bow..."

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      The American Dream isn't an SUV and a house in the suburbs; it's Don't Tread On Me.
    5. Re:"Getting Gouged by Geeks" by flotson · · Score: 0

      It was good, though "Gouged by Geeks 2" was better.

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  3. I always provide a detailed bill by xkr · · Score: 5, Funny
    ... that includes a "Muffler Throw-Out Bearing."

    Everyone knows that Microsoft operating systems require this for stable operation.

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    1. Re:I always provide a detailed bill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Check the wiper oil, too, while you're at it.

    2. Re:I always provide a detailed bill by The+Rizz · · Score: 5, Funny

      Blinker fluid and bumper belts are much more important to check.

    3. Re:I always provide a detailed bill by orkysoft · · Score: 1

      $98 thinking
      $2 fixing problem
      ========== +
      $100 total

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      I suffer from attention surplus disorder.
    4. Re:I always provide a detailed bill by Lobster+Quadrille · · Score: 1

      Little known fact- muffler throwout bearings can be discarded, and the only impact will be slightly higher emissions- still legal in most states.

      Now piston return springs... you don't want to mess around with old ones. Just replace 'em outright, I always say.

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    5. Re:I always provide a detailed bill by mikiN · · Score: 1

      LOL!

      (no mod points, hence the reply.)

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    6. Re:I always provide a detailed bill by EdelFactor19 · · Score: 1

      and while we are at it even though windows runs on diesel lets swap out the spark plugs for some more expensive high performance luxury ddr octo-core ones :-)

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      "Jazz isn't dead, it just smells funny" ~Frank Zappa
      EdelFactor
    7. Re:I always provide a detailed bill by sammy.lin · · Score: 1

      You're also gonna need a new johnson rod

    8. Re:I always provide a detailed bill by plaincorgi · · Score: 1

      and while we are at it even though windows runs on diesel lets swap out the spark plugs for some more expensive high performance luxury ddr octo-core ones :-) Diesels don't use spark plugs, they use glow plugs
    9. Re:I always provide a detailed bill by rickwood · · Score: 1

      Frylock: "Thirty-two grand? That doesn't sound right. Did he even look at the car?"

      Meatwad: "Yeah, I mean over the phone. He says that it sounds like the hobbit that turns the crankcase is depressed and needs therapy. We need to get us a new hobbit. They's from the land beyond time. Land beyond time's also gonna hook us up with the unicorn for the radiator. I ain't even gonna tell you about that haunted air conditioner. Plus the air filter, that's made of plutonium. That's gonna involve Superman, so, y'know, plus shipping from Krypton. Then the cow jumped over the moon."

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kidney_Car
      http://www.tv.com/aqua-teen-hunger-force/kidney-car/episode/276030/trivia.html

    10. Re:I always provide a detailed bill by whmac33 · · Score: 1

      And that's why it's a funny joke... ha ha

    11. Re:I always provide a detailed bill by iphayd · · Score: 1

      My favorite was always spark plug grease, until I went into a parts store and saw it on the counter. It's supposed to make it easier to take out your spark plugs.

    12. Re:I always provide a detailed bill by pz · · Score: 2, Funny

      ... that includes a "Muffler Throw-Out Bearing."

      Please, it's a zircon-encrusted muffler throw-out bearing!

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    13. Re:I always provide a detailed bill by KaoticEvil · · Score: 1

      Not to mention rotating the air in the tires...

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    14. Re:I always provide a detailed bill by aqk · · Score: 1

      >>> You're also gonna need a new johnson rod

      Silly!
      This is one item that most REAL geeks normally do not have experience with.

      ..except yours truly, of course!


    15. Re:I always provide a detailed bill by Rai · · Score: 1
    16. Re:I always provide a detailed bill by Cancel-Or-Allow · · Score: 1

      Don't forget those piston return springs, keeps your engine running smooth.

  4. it's not unnecessary. by User+956 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Many techs tried to sell unneccessary software or upgrades.

    Look, maintaining a proper level of Hard Disk fluid is extremely important in order to keep the tachyon flux of the read/write heads within normal operating parameters.

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    1. Re:it's not unnecessary. by heptapod · · Score: 4, Funny

      B-b-but how do I replace the smoke? Ever since the smoke was released it doesn't work anymore!

    2. Re:it's not unnecessary. by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Look, maintaining a proper level of Hard Disk fluid is extremely important in order to keep the tachyon flux of the read/write heads within normal operating parameters.

      If the audiophiles are willing to pay $66 for a tiny bottle of oil made especially for record player ball bearings, I expect no less from computer aficionados.

      Heck, I'm surprised that the Geek Squad or whoever it was didn't recommend a $200 Shakti stone, which the creators do recommend you place close to your CPU.
    3. Re:it's not unnecessary. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This got moderated as funny? Am I on Digg?

    4. Re:it's not unnecessary. by aonifer · · Score: 1

      Ever notice that one of the stickers on the power supply says, "Hi pot"?

      Now you have your answer.

    5. Re:it's not unnecessary. by akasch · · Score: 1

      You will never make it as a tech. Time to brush up on your online poker strategy

      --
      Mo
    6. Re:it's not unnecessary. by Ankle · · Score: 1

      Reverse the polarity and there should be plenty of new smoke.

    7. Re:it's not unnecessary. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a very old program from the DOS days. nosmoke.com I think it was called.

  5. They're not geeks by geekoid · · Score: 0

    They are some know nothing people who think there smart because there in the 'Computer' industry.

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    1. Re:They're not geeks by winkydink · · Score: 4, Funny

      However, they probably know the difference between "there" and "they're".

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      "I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismometer." -Ken Kesey

    2. Re:They're not geeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Though dry to the point of near undetectability, I'm fairly certain that post that you've chosen to criticize is simply missing a tag.

    3. Re:They're not geeks by pilgrim23 · · Score: 1

      After the Dot Crash you thoguht all those idgits who IPOed a idea to sell kitty litter with built in USB, then spent their VC candy on Nose candy just went away? NOOOO! they now wear tan slacks and blue shirts...

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    4. Re:They're not geeks by McGregorMortis · · Score: 1

      Hanlon's razor comes to mind: "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."

    5. Re:They're not geeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are some know nothing people who think there smart because there in the 'Computer' industry. Of course that also describes the majority of folks on Slashdot.
  6. huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I fail to see how detecting a RAM failure can be "simple". Memtest86 isn't 100% foolproof.

    1. Re:huh? by illaqueate · · Score: 1

      If a system doesn't boot you're better off replacing parts.

      The guy who think the hard drive is dead could simply be incompetent. My brothers computer recently died and his supposedly tech savvy friend told him that the hard drive died. I had to tell my brother to unplug the hard drive and see if it would POST successful as it would normally without a hard drive and it didn't. Really you repeat the same process for video/memory/CPU.

    2. Re:huh? by Ajehals · · Score: 1

      Hold on, are you suggesting systematic trouble shooting and diagnosis?

      Heathen,

      I use the 'WAG' method myself.

    3. Re:huh? by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Nothing is foolproof. However, Memtest86+ comes pretty damn close to it. If you're getting error events while running the program, it's %99.999 (BS made up number, don't hold me to it) certain you have bad memory, incorrect timing and/or voltage settings, or a failing north bridge chip (Intel systems). I've also seen error thrown because of an overheating CPU or one with faulty cache on-die. Either way, if you have a hardware program regarding memory read/writes, this program is sure to expose them.

      Now if Memtest86+ would test hard drive cache and the south bridge chip, THAT would be the "cats meow"!

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    4. Re:huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really you repeat the same process for video/memory/CPU. What the fuck? You can't POST without any of these components. Are you stoned?
    5. Re:huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you run memtest86+ for 72 or more hours straight, you will be accurate enough
      it helped me solve a kernel panic (I mixed ddr266 and ddr400 on a elitegroup k7s5a (athlon xp) mobo)
      But still, if the customer can leave their computer for a week of diagnostics, do 96 hours of memtest and 72 hours of full burn-in (not redundant)

    6. Re:huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's why you replace, although in the case of video it usually makes a specific beep if there isn't a card plugged in - assuming there isn't an additional onboard video (making it easier). the same follows for memory - either replace, or remove one if there is more than one stick (unless it's an old board that requires parity)

    7. Re:huh? by Feyr · · Score: 1

      memtest is awesome. the only problem with it (and i really dont see how they could fix it) is that it takes so damn long to run. some mem failures will only appear after 2-6 hours of runtime. that's not really reasonable for a house call. of course you can always leave the disk to the customer and tell them to call you if any red line appears :)

    8. Re:huh? by computerchimp · · Score: 0

      The guy who said the HD was defective was somehow able to copy files off of her PC....He must be the dumbest guy to turn on a computer because every other human being would have thought 'hey, the HD seems to be OK, I can copy files from it'.

      cc

    9. Re:huh? by computerchimp · · Score: 0

      Memtest takes hours to run....I don't think a home visit includes the tech staying over for an evening of xbox pleasure.

      cc

      PS: I just wanted to get a funny point, memtest would have helped in this case.

    10. Re:huh? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      A big problem with memtest is that some RAM issues are heat related. Apple PowerBooks are notorious for this; unless there is a nice air gap underneath the machine, the RAM gets very hot. If you're running the CPU and GPU at 100% then this drives the temperature up even more and you start to get RAM errors. If you are just hitting the memory, it might be fine. Memory testers, like SMART and solutions to the halting problem, are almost always correct when they say there is a fault, but not necessarily right when they say there isn't.

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    11. Re:huh? by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Most of the time that Memtest catches a problem, it'll usually catch it within the first 1-2 minutes, as Memtest does a bunch of quick tests right away that'll catch most of the obvious problems before moving onto the long tests to catch more rare problems. Though I did once deal with a computer that would make it about 60% of the way through before barfing once, you do have to let it complete to be sure.

  7. Just goes to show... by Starteck81 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's just as hard to find a good, read competent and honest, IT tech as it is to find a good car mechanic.

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    1. Re:Just goes to show... by webmaster404 · · Score: 1

      Which is why people need to learn how to at least do simple repairs themselves. This is whats happening in the "Computers for everyone" world, those who know how to do simple things can make a ton of money ripping off those that don't know how. It doesn't help that for a simple error Windows locks up in a scary blue screen that for those who only know how to check E-Mail and watch videos on YouTube. MS could take a good step by having a diagnostic tool with Windows built in (and no "safe mode" doesn't count) that has Memtest and other utilities to let people know whats wrong with their computer rather then some useless hex codes. But I guess with MS now having anti-virus/spyware utilities they have no reason to change Windows, just to make people pay more.

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    2. Re:Just goes to show... by evil_aar0n · · Score: 1

      Can I get an "Amen, Brother!" I don't freelance anymore - I'm content to suckle the teat of a fat corporate overlord - but I just got a call the other day from a former client-through-a-client looking to see if I would be willing to service them directly instead of working through my former client. I said I don't do that type of thing - freelance work, or stab former clients in the back - and suggested they work out whatever miscommunication they had.

      Without tooting my horn, it suggests that it must be tough to find someone you can trust to work on your tech.

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    3. Re:Just goes to show... by flappinbooger · · Score: 1

      Both usually don't have to do any advertising either, word-of-mouth is usually sufficient. They also both tend to be well compensated.

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    4. Re:Just goes to show... by xtracto · · Score: 1

      Of course it is. But then again, one of the comments in the story was about the low payment for the repairing industry and I concur with it. I watched all the video, and there were 3 persons who diagnosed the problem correctly, but they were charging more. The video kept telling you that the problem could be fixed by $25 bucks (I suppose it is the price of the 256MB DIMM).

        Coincidentally just some days ago I read a story which of a man charging $1,000,000 to fix a mainframe by turning a screw, and when he was asked to justify the cost, he wrote in the bill:

      Turning one screw................. $1
      Knowing what screw to turn ..$999,999

      And that is the problem, people believe that it is so easy and, of course it is easy if you KNOW what you are doing... And that will of course cost more, whether it is reflexed int he price of the item or in the price of the visit.

      I believe the best way to solve this kind of problems (for non techies) is to look for a techie friend and ask him to look at you computer FOR A FEE!, and that is very important, instead of paying an unknown person who might take your personal data, you could ask a cousin, neighbor or any other person you know and trust a bit to have a look at your computer and fix it.

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    5. Re:Just goes to show... by canuck57 · · Score: 1

      It's just as hard to find a good, read competent and honest, IT tech as it is to find a good car mechanic.

      It is sad, 95% of the people in this business are "want-a-be" slugs and shouldn't be in this business at all. Those problems were trivial. A sad state in computer repair, the bottom of the bucket.

      One hint here is if the person is actually good, they are not going to be running around in a silly looking car, working on selling stuff. Real "geeks" and I hate the word, don't advertise and work at jobs paying a lot more than any chain is willing to pay. Don't usually call themselves "geeks", "hackers" or "pros".

      The good part is PCs are getting so cheap, you just toss it out if it breaks. The only thing a user should really worry about is making backups of data to a USB drive or CD/DVD. And if one brand breaks prematurely, buy a different one next time.

      And that twit coping data, he should be charged with data theft.

    6. Re:Just goes to show... by canuck57 · · Score: 1

      Turning one screw................. $1
      Knowing what screw to turn ..$999,999

      So true. But if you know which screw to turn, your not going to be paid $20/hr charging $80 and over pricing to run around in a silly looking vehicle.

      And those problems were trivial. Not one idiot looked or heard the beeps? Come on, they were frauds!

      And that is the problem, people believe that it is so easy and, of course it is easy if you KNOW what you are doing... And that will of course cost more, whether it is reflexed int he price of the item or in the price of the visit.

      To really know this inside out, takes 1000's of hours of personal time, it isn't a course you can take formally.

      If you advertise yourself as a geek, pro, hacker, "professor" - then your probably following a cult for profit. Real "mechanics" don't advertise. They come to you (after screwing with the cheaper alternatives that don't work).

    7. Re:Just goes to show... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but a lot of computer problems are related to users getting their systems compromised while using the internet.

      So until they learn or find a way to surf the internet securely, the new computer will soon have the same problems as the thrown out one.

    8. Re:Just goes to show... by Wells2k · · Score: 1

      Hear hear!

      I recently found a good mechanic in town, and I won't be going to anyone else from now on. I was losing a good amount of power steering fluid daily, and knew that something was wrong with the system.

      Took it in, told them what was wrong, they inspected it, found that the power steering piping on the underside of the car had rusted through, called me to let me know what they had found and that they were proposing to run a new line that they would bend themselves instead of replacing the old one with a factory part, since the factory part was ungodly expensive. I agreed, they ran the line, and I had the car back that day. Total cost of parts and labor was less than the cost of the factory part alone.

      They will continue to get my business from now on.

      Also, that article... I found it interesting that a majority of the comments to that article were basically saying the same thing as here... that it was biased journalism.

  8. In other news... by Sloppyjoes7 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In other news, some business people are shady and try to rip off consumers! See the groundbreaking report tonight, at 7!

  9. Is it Planned, or is it Ignorance? by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I have to ask the question, is this type of behavior exhibited by ripoff artists, or inexperienced "technical" people trying to be entrepreneurial?

    The end result may manifest itself in the same form, but it doesn't necessarily mean it's malicious. Incompetent? Yes. Scam? Maybe not.

    1. Re:Is it Planned, or is it Ignorance? by AresTheImpaler · · Score: 1

      I'll say it's both. I've met a lot of people with the mindset of:
      "I don't know shit, but I IM, browse the web and play video games.. therefore I should be an IT worker"

      Then I've seen a lot of techs that will charge for everything and anything they can. They know the client doesnt know shit and will believe almost everything they say...

    2. Re:Is it Planned, or is it Ignorance? by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 1

      I have to ask the question, is this type of behavior exhibited by ripoff artists, or inexperienced "technical" people trying to be entrepreneurial?

      The end result may manifest itself in the same form, but it doesn't necessarily mean it's malicious. Incompetent? Yes. Scam? Maybe not. Q: What's the difference between a used-car salesman and a computer salesman?
      A: The used-car salesman knows when he is lying.
    3. Re:Is it Planned, or is it Ignorance? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you're incompetent and selling your services then you are a ripoff artist.

    4. Re:Is it Planned, or is it Ignorance? by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That statement assumes you know you are incompetent. Which, if you are incompetent, you don't have the skills to accurately judge your incompetence.

      Those who don't know what they don't know aren't rip off artists. A rip off artist knows what they are doing.

    5. Re:Is it Planned, or is it Ignorance? by greenbird · · Score: 1

      I have to ask the question, is this type of behavior exhibited by ripoff artists, or inexperienced "technical" people trying to be entrepreneurial?

      With the number of "tech experts" I come across that are completely clueless I'm guessing in most cases it's the later more than the former. I won't call help lines except as an absolute last resort. I was having DSL problems at a work location with 5 CIDR fixed IPs once. The idiot second level tech I was talking to at the phone company asked me the configuration of my computer. I gave IPs of all the routers and systems I had on the public network and the gateway and DNS IPs I had configured. Somehow she latched onto that I was using the gateway address on one of the computers and I couldn't do that and that was the problem. I spent the next almost 2 hours trying to explain to both her and her boss how networks work and that I was correctly using the gateway address. Close to 2 hours into the call the I screamed at them that I wasn't misusing the gateway address and they hung up on me. I call back and go three levels up to finally convince them to escalate the call to a third level tech who quickly determined there was a problem at the DSLAM. Then there was the time the POTS guy from the phone company disconnected my house DSL because he hooked his line POTS line tester up and got a bad reading.

      My mother took her non-booting laptop in to someplace. They charged her something like $70 to tell her they thought it was some serious hardware problem that was going to cost hundreds if not thousands to fix because they couldn't even get their diagnostics to run. I told her to send it to me. It booted into windows and showed a dialog about a problem with the windows password dll and rebooted which meant almost certainly a virus got it. I installed Ubuntu and it's been fine since, total cost 30min of my time which even at my highest billing rate ever would have been $125.

      I was working on a realtime system for a tollbooth lane controller. Some suit in the company decided that they needed to bring in some high powered (read very expensive) security experts for a security audit on the system. We spending an hour trying to convince them that even someone putting a virus infected bootable floppy (this was late 90's) in one of the unix systems it was impossible for them to get a virus, that at worse it would crash the system in a fairly easily recoverable way. After that my boss basically escorted them out. I could go on for hours about clueless "experts" in this field. Don't get me started on the stuff I overhear idiots in stores telling people.

      There are more clueless ignoramuses claiming to be experts in the tech industry than any industry in history.

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    6. Re:Is it Planned, or is it Ignorance? by MBCook · · Score: 1

      This is why people came to me, the neighborhood kid. I generally knew what I was doing. If it was trivial, I didn't charge. I leveled with 'em. I often had parts or cables or whatever I could try to see if that was the problem. I'd advise them on products if they had questions (should I buy X or Y?).

      And when I didn't know what I was doing or didn't have the right tools... I'd try my best and tell them that. If I couldn't fix it, I would tell them to call Dell/Compaq/etc, or go to a pro computer repair service (Geek Squad type, but higher quality). Worst case scenario they lose some money. I only had to do that a handful of times, nearly always hardware.

      I didn't say "well, just buy a new computer" much. If they had failing hardware and their computer was slow and old, sure. They usually asked. But far more than that I would tell them they didn't need a new PC, just some RAM or something like that.

      Integrity counts for a lot. A great many people seem to lack it.

      In those cases, knowing where your computer tech lives helps quite a bit at insuring quality.

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    7. Re:Is it Planned, or is it Ignorance? by Nimey · · Score: 1

      I first read your nick as TheAssImpaler. Seriously. Sometimes I wonder if I'm a bit sydlexic.

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    8. Re:Is it Planned, or is it Ignorance? by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      Those who don't know what they don't know aren't rip off artists.
      So what does that make Donald Rumsfeld?
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    9. Re:Is it Planned, or is it Ignorance? by Glytch · · Score: 1

      And the used car salesman probably knows how to drive.

    10. Re:Is it Planned, or is it Ignorance? by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      That statement assumes you know you are incompetent. Which, if you are incompetent, you don't have the skills to accurately judge your incompetence.

      Those who don't know what they don't know aren't rip off artists. Does this hold true for presidents as well?
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    11. Re:Is it Planned, or is it Ignorance? by gemada · · Score: 1

      i was going to reply with that whole poisoning scene from The Princess Bride but i am too tired.

    12. Re:Is it Planned, or is it Ignorance? by jorghis · · Score: 1

      I dont know about that. If you are a computer technician then a certain percentage of problems you arent going to know how to fix regardless of how smart you are. Its just a question of where that threshold is. 90% of problems that people have can be fixed by reinstalling windows. (notice that this is the problem that the stores in the story got right 100% of the time) When you go to the other 10% things get kind of fuzzy for most technicians, the only thing these guys really know how to do is reinstall windows. And in their defense, note that several of the guys in the story admitted that they didnt know what the problem was and didnt charge the woman anything.

    13. Re:Is it Planned, or is it Ignorance? by Karellen · · Score: 1
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    14. Re:Is it Planned, or is it Ignorance? by GregNorc · · Score: 1

      I agree with parent. Never attribute to malice what you can attribute to stupidity.

  10. Re:I blame windows by Carnildo · · Score: 1, Interesting

    $2000 for HDD recovery is a con tho for sure!


    True. Unless the hard drive has been through a fire or has otherwise suffered significant physical damage, clean-room recovery shouldn't cost more than $1000 or so.
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  11. Re:I blame windows by Mr.+Sketch · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you don't have a memtest tool on you, you just have to make your best guess. Of course, if you don't have a memtest tool on you, you shouldn't really be calling yourself a diagnostic tech. A memtest tool is a staple of any computer tech, and at the very least, you shouldn't be saying the problem is memory without using the correct tool to diagnose it. That would be like a doctor saying you have a heart murmur without using a stethoscope to listen to your heart.
  12. Depends... by Penguinisto · · Score: 3, Insightful
    If it was a simple matter of semi-unseating a DIMM, then yeah, I agree with TFA - a simple check of cards, sticks, etc. would've revealed it to be busted, and a quickie re-seat would've been enough. If it were a simple POST-test failure, again, the beeps help t-shoot it if the guy is at least A+ certified (or knows enough to have one)

    If however it was a matter of having a RAM stick with a subtle fault that kicked off only during extremely heavy RAM usage, then you may have had a point there.

    Here's the trick, though... most of the 'expose' type stories like this usually involve something incredibly stupid, like loosening a cable or card (Hell, I used to drive students crazy when they were forced to troubleshoot a system I induced failure on with clear cellophane tape on the NIC card contacts).

    Much like tweaking the distributor timing a bit on an other3wise perfectly running old car can out the fakes and the incompetents in the auto industry, there are some damned drop-simple ways of outing the scammers and dumbasses in the IT field.

    /P

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    1. Re:Depends... by Glonoinha · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Regarding the tape on the NIC card contacts - there's the rub, odds are I would never have caught it either. It's not a normally occuring fault that a 'real world' tech would ever experience in his lifetime. Any NIC that has been in use (successfully) long enough to gather dust has survived the infant mortality period and because they plug into only one other device (switch, generally) - if the device on the other end doesn't explode due to a crazy electrical storm, it isn't going to send a bad enough spike to smoke the NIC. IMHO, once a network card has been proven good, it never dies. Well almost never, assuming high quality NICs in the first place - I've installed somewhere in the neighborhood of 400 SMC/3COM network cards and have never had a failure once a NIC passed the first few weeks successfully.

      Of course if it wasn't talking to the network and wasn't showing up in the device manager, I would have popped out the NIC to replace it (thinking it was bad) and when I saw the scotch tape on it, I probably would have whacked someone over the head with it.

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    2. Re:Depends... by planckscale · · Score: 1
      I watched it and at no point did the computer produce POST codes. It seemed like the techs would hit the power button and nothing would happen. Perhaps a fan went on, and that's about it. Also, it appears that there was only one 256mb SDRAM module in the machine. So unless a tech had the correct memory replacement on hand, it would have been difficult to diagnose. Should every mobile tech carry PCI diagnostic cards? Additionally, one tech offered a 1GB module for $120, which is not unreasonable - Compusa would easily charge that much. The "expert" tech from the school was an idiot and probably scoured the net for the cheapest 1GB module on the market - not taking into account tax and shipping charges. Not to mention the time it would take to go and get it or have it shipped. The second heavy lady who was an "Expert tech" mentioned that all that was needed for the failed laptop/system file problem was for the operating system to be re-installed. No backup was necessary. I thing a backup, if possible should always be recommended.

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    3. Re:Depends... by greenbird · · Score: 1

      It's not a normally occuring fault that a 'real world' tech would ever experience in his lifetime.

      Strange, I've never worked as a tech although I've supported groups in IT operations and I've encountered contact problems with both RJ-45 and RJ-15 jacks so many times that I couldn't put a real number to them. So I guess "real world" techs must have a real short lifetime since I'm not THAT old. I'm guessing here, but I would say that you encountered this before but as you predicted you didn't find it.

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    4. Re:Depends... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NIC card card

    5. Re:Depends... by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 0

      "I thin[k] a backup, if possible should always be recommended."

      Amen to that. Unless it is a vanilla install with no personal data at all, at least recommend the backup. If it is a business system with years worth of email, business letters, customer databases, and all that, perform the backup first. Even if it means removing the hard drive to put it into your own tech system. Don't even give an option of not backing it up before doing in depth work. At least 1 time in 100 the drive is actually at the end of its life, and will die before the reinstall finishes. And 01% is a low-endian guess, it is probably much more often.

      Considering how many customers I have serviced that lost everything because their drive physically died, how is a backup not a standard procedure? The other part of this of course is that my regular customers have a backup system in place. I insist on it, they know I'm right, and it's not a problem.

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    6. Re:Depends... by Glonoinha · · Score: 1

      Crap, I was thinking scotch tape on the NIC card on the inside of the machine, meaning inside the contacts that go inside the ISA or PCI card slot. If he is talking about on the outside (on the RJ-45, and although I've never heard of a RJ-15, I have diagnosed plenty of problems with RJ-11 jacks) - heck yea, those jacks corrode all the time from air exposure - that's something I would have caught (the LEDs on the back of the NIC never would have lit up, and the jack would have been investigated in a pretty good hurry.

      Sounds like cello-tape, used on the inside of the card-slot like I was thinking, would have thrown you off too.

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    7. Re:Depends... by confused+one · · Score: 1

      Nic's fail all the time, even good ones. You must live/work in an awful clean environment. Me, I work in a commercial/industrial environment and we kill like one nic's every 1-2 months in our ~100 PC environment.

    8. Re:Depends... by ciscoguy01 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ya know what? Broken box field calls are very, very tough. I've been there. I avoid it. You can't have parts for everything, you can't have any motherboards at all with you. You have no place to work.
      You really can't fix things with hardware failures in the field, and if you do it SHOULD cost a lot. $120 for a 1GB dimm? With field support? That's a great deal.
      It's totally unfair for them to look up on some website a cheap mailorder price for the DIMM and comment that the field service delivered price is double. It HAS to be double! It should probably be triple.
      If you want your hardware at the cheapest internet price you don't get customer service with it and you should order it and be ready to install it yourself.
      That show was completely unfair.
      Not that we didn't see some instances of incompetence and dishonesty, we sure did and there is no excuse for that. But field service should be reserved for software issues.
      If you have a hardware failure you should take it somewhere that they have parts on hand, like a computer store that DOES sell motherboards and parts- hopefully one you have some sort of relationship with. Not to Bestbuy, Staples, or another chain like that. That's just ridiculous.
      Fortunately most people's computer problems are very simple, or we really couldn't fix them. Now my computer problems, I already fixed the simple ones. The ones that are left are are insurmountable. Heh.

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    9. Re:Depends... by greenbird · · Score: 1

      I've never heard of a RJ-15, I have diagnosed plenty of problems with RJ-11 jacks

      Brain fart. I meant RJ-11

      Sounds like cello-tape, used on the inside of the card-slot like I was thinking, would have thrown you off too.

      No, I likely would have caught it. Reseating the card is fourth or fifth on the trouble shooting list and includes looking at the connectors on both the card and the board for visible damage.

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    10. Re:Depends... by unlametheweak · · Score: 1

      It's not a normally occuring fault that a 'real world' tech would ever experience in his lifetime.

      It doesn't matter whether it is a real world problem or not. The point is that a tech should be able to trouble-shoot the problem. An inability to diagnose non-obvious problems only highlights the incompetence of (poor quality) technicians. In this scenario it could have been an unplugged connection, a bad wire, etc. It would have made sense to consider all the possibilities. Narrowing down the problem to individual components is a natural trouble-shooting procedure. If a tech can't figure it out, then that person isn't capable of properly trouble-shooting.

      Nope, Penguinisto #20860243 isn't a Troll IMHO (as at least one mod thinks). I've seen people do things like this all the time (unplug a mouse, etc) to see if their fellow students / tech workers could figure out the problem. You'd be amazed at how often people with a handful of certifications just can't seem to figure it out.

      People really need three things to be competent in this field:
      1) A lot of well-rounded Education (knowledge)
      2) Lot's of hands on experience trouble-shooting
      3) The ability to successfully trouble-shoot (which often involves being humble enough to realize that their individual paradigms may be wrong, and to take the time to research, ask, and think outside of their MCSE or A+ manuals)
    11. Re:Depends... by RMH101 · · Score: 1
      What sort of PC tech doesn't carry with him the following: A stick of SDRAM, DDRRAM, DDR2RAM
      A spare PSU

      A crap PC tech, that's who.

    12. Re:Depends... by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

      You need more then just an stick of SDRAM, DDRRAM, or DDR2RAM. There are a lot of differnt speeds of each type of ram, differnt CAS Latency, some systems are only work with some types of ram chip setups, some systems can't use ram bigger then a fixed size, Some systems need dual channel ram to boot, and so on.

    13. Re:Depends... by RMH101 · · Score: 1

      ...and for 90% of the call outs you're going to face, that won't matter: the *vast* majority will be DDR, with some SD and some DDR2. For the other 10%, you may need to take the machine away.

  13. Re:I blame windows by Poromenos1 · · Score: 1

    Well, he WASN'T saying that the problem is memory. A better analogy would be him saying that you have a broken rib without a stethoscope.

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  14. Anyone surprised? by fumanchu32 · · Score: 1

    I'm mean really, who would think this is new or unique to a field or industry? If you do think this is unique, I have some very small packages of dehydrated water that I can let you have for a special price.

    Person x has limited knowledge in an area of expertise, so goes to person y. Person y attempts to up sell at best, and a ripoff at worse.

    Seems rather dumb to be surprised by such behavior in really any field of service oriented work.

    1. Re:Anyone surprised? by evil_aar0n · · Score: 1

      True, but it's disappointing to realize that our industry has now reached that level. I'm sure there has been some degree of this all throughout computing history, but that it's now being reported in the "mainstream press" means we've achieved some measure that I'd hoped we'd avoid. Welcome to "Bob's Transmission & 'Puter Fix-It Shop."

      On the other hand, it makes those of us in the field that are recognized for being honest that much more dear to our clients. Of course, since we're honest, we won't take advantage of our clients. Damn this rotten conscience of mine...

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  15. damn it.... by AresTheImpaler · · Score: 3, Funny

    I read the title as "Getting Cougars by Geeks." I thought it was a book review written by Geeks...

    bah.. I was seriously impressed at first

    1. Re:damn it.... by Ajehals · · Score: 3, Funny

      I read "getting gouged by greeks", mental image was of some sort of amphitheatre and gladiators with tridents.

      Not sure why.

    2. Re:damn it.... by Dr.+Smoove · · Score: 0

      rofl i don't think getting gouged, the greek way, involves a trident.

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    3. Re:damn it.... by Tmack · · Score: 1

      I read "getting gouged by greeks", mental image was of some sort of amphitheatre and gladiators with tridents.

      Not sure why.

      OT, and no amphitheaters, but fun and addictive, and lots of greeks and gouging with tridents and setting people on fire (and prostitutes), courtesy Adult Swim (cartoon network)

      Tm

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    4. Re:damn it.... by Tmack · · Score: 1

      bleh... greeks/romans, same thing different empire

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    5. Re:damn it.... by hmccabe · · Score: 1

      Don't give up on the "Getting Cougars by Geeks" idea though. You could pitch a T.V. show where nerds try to fuck horny forty year olds. I smell an Emmy!

    6. Re:damn it.... by Brother+Seamus · · Score: 1

      I'll wager 200 Quatloos on the newcomer!

  16. See? Geeks are stupid... by Brickwall · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If they were really smart, they'd have been spending the last few years creating collaterized mortgage obligations (a not very difficult matrix algebra equation), and recomputing risks for sub-prime mortgages, again easy to do if you don't mind fudging some assumptions and outright lying about some others (hi, AGW fans!). Then they would have made billions, and once the scam was revealed, they'd be bailed out by Ben Bernanke, the Fed, and every European central bank. Manipulation of financial assets beats manipulation of physical assets every time.

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    1. Re:See? Geeks are stupid... by Bluesman · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately there are about three journalists who would understand what you just said.

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    2. Re:See? Geeks are stupid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they were really smart, they'd have been spending the last few years creating collaterized mortgage obligations (a not very difficult matrix algebra equation), and recomputing risks for sub-prime mortgages, again easy to do if you don't mind fudging some assumptions and outright lying about some others (hi, AGW fans!). Then they would have made billions, and once the scam was revealed, they'd be bailed out by Ben Bernanke, the Fed, and every European central bank.

      Bailed out? The government hasn't bailed them out yet. While some banks who sold collaterized mortgage obligations have bailed out the suckers they sold them to, the government hasn't. Yet.

    3. Re:See? Geeks are stupid... by FooAtWFU · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is true. It's also not fair to dismiss wholesale the securitization of mortgages and other debt securities. Much of the problem arises from the fact that they are a new sort of financial instrument and are not spectacularly well understood, so an over-eager market was more than willing to pay too much for risk. You don't need to fudge things and defraud people in that sort of a market. I'm sure some people did, mind you, but to dismiss the entire affair as such would be to miss a useful lesson.

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    4. Re:See? Geeks are stupid... by dodobh · · Score: 1

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  17. Diagnosing memory failures is hard by DaleGlass · · Score: 5, Informative

    Memory affects pretty much everything, so it's hard to isolate it from everything else. Bad RAM can result in disk corruption, making it hard to determine it's the memory and not the disk that's broken.

    For example, take Nero, burn a CD, then verify it. If the RAM is bad it may well happen that a few bits you read from the CD got flipped, and now the verification fails. Obvious conclusion: The CD-R was bad. After a few of those, obvious conclusion: the drive is bad. That the computer crashes ocasionally can be attributed to spyware or viruses. A tech working for cheap isn't going to spend hours to test every possible case.

    RAM is also one of the most annoying things to try to diagnose. Disks at least have SMART, so if it got to the point where it's really broken, SMART will tell you about that quickly. And once it breaks it tends to do so very obviously. Now memory can pass tests and still be bad, and be marginal enough to work most of the time.

    I had several problems with RAM that firmly convinced me to always buy ECC.

    First one was when my Linux firewall, which ran for months without a hitch suddenly had a kernel panic. I thought it was strange, but oh well, nothing is perfect. Rebooted it, expecting that the new kernel installed weeks ago probably has a fix for that. A couple days later it crashed again. Rebooted it again making a note to investigate later. A day later it crashed yet again, but didn't boot this time due to disk corruption. Turns out the RAM was loose in the slot, and somehow stopped making proper contact. The module itself was good and passed memtest86 just fine when I set up the box.

    Second one was when I was buying a new shiny box, and started having strange crashes. This took me quite a while to diagnose, because memtest86 passed perfectly fine. Yet "memtester", an userspace tool did catch it finally, after running for 8 hours straight, and even then with about 50% accuracy. On repeated 8 hour runs sometimes it'd catch it, and sometimes not, while testing the whole memory several times during that period.

    Something like that probably won't be diagnosed correctly by tech support. Even if they do test the memory they're almost certainly not going to bother running it for a day straight, just to make really sure it's not a marginal case.

    1. Re:Diagnosing memory failures is hard by linzeal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That is the reason all of my recovery disks have some sort of memory testing program and it is the first thing I use. Is there a memory checking program for video cards out there?

    2. Re:Diagnosing memory failures is hard by Ajehals · · Score: 1

      I haven't seen one, but I cant quite see how useful it would be, after all you can swap out a card to ensure that the problem is with the card, but generally cannot swap out the memory on the card (well you can on the MGA cards that I have on the shelf but they are a little old....) so identifying the actual failure beyond the fact that it is on the card probably wouldn't help (except in a small number of fairly specialised circumstances). It may be useful if you were seeing a performance degradation I suppose, but every graphics card failure I have seen has been either terminal or rendered the card unstable (artefacts on screen and regular crashes, that one was memory apparently). Still it would certainly be interesting.

    3. Re:Diagnosing memory failures is hard by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      This is absolutely true. These kinds of fix-it cheap shops are served by low-skilled people who obviously dont have the skills to move to a corporate 9-5 IT position. You get a lot of students and well-meaning but inexperienced techs, as well as your occasional scammer. Considering how rare RAM goes bad, I wouldnt be surprised if none of these techs have ever witnessed it. Bad ram often leads to non-obvious symptoms like data corruption, crashing apps, etc. FWIW, out of the last 5 times ive tested bad ram with memtest it only caught it once.

    4. Re:Diagnosing memory failures is hard by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 1

      When I added some memory to my computer, it was really picky about the order of the sticks. I apparently did it wrong and ended up with timing problems, causing random memory corruption.

      The symptoms were fairly easy to diagnose as being memory related:

      1. Windows wouldn't boot up most of the time but instead freeze... but it wasn't consistent. Sometimes it would boot.
      2. When it did boot, programs randomly crashed.
      3. Microsoft programs would throw Data Execution Prevention Errors (which has never happened to me outside of memory problems...). Those of you with hardware DEP would probably notice this more as every program would be affected. Of course some third party programs can't work without executing data (or they're just buggy) but for this purpose I assume you'd notice programs throwing DEP errors that normally don't.

      These are pretty good indications you should boot from a linux partition or live CD and run memtest. I eventually fixed my specific problem by moving memory sticks around until memtest made it through a test cycle with no errors.

    5. Re:Diagnosing memory failures is hard by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 1

      I suppose I need to add on that since my problem affected something like the upper 67% of my memory, it turned out to be easy to spot. I guess if the failure is limited to like... 8 bytes out of 512M... it's going to be a bit more difficult.

      Even still, you'd still see a similar random pattern of unreprodicable errors.

    6. Re:Diagnosing memory failures is hard by cashman73 · · Score: 1

      The problem is, memory is also one of the easiest and least expensive components of a computer to fix! Any tech that doesn't check the RAM first is pretty much an idiot,... 9 times out of 10, you really don't even need a memory tester -- just pull the RAM out, maybe blow some compressed air on it, and reseat it. If that doesn't work, try replacing it (any shop ought to have a few extra sticks of RAM floating around). Most of these geek shops, though, don't do that -- they go right for the big stuff, because they know that they'll make more money replacing a hard drive or video card than replacing a stick of RAM for somebody,...

    7. Re:Diagnosing memory failures is hard by Frenchy_2001 · · Score: 1

      If I had mod points, I would give some to you.
      I've had to do that kind of trouble shooting on my own home computer and I can tell from experience that RAM is pretty hard to diagnose. Sure, running memtest over the night (8-10h or more) will probably catch it, but if you have to diagnose the failure in 30 minutes, there is no real good way to catch it.

      In my case, my computer started to fail file validation for an MMO more and more regularly. Still stable as a rock (I had 1GB of ram), but will validating (basically running CRC on the files to make sure you have the latest version/are not cheating) I would fail regularly, download the file again and still fail sometimes. I also started to get what seemed like file corruption on my HDDs. I tried to isolate this problem to a single HDD (I had 3 in this computer), started running CRCs and file copies on the drives, but the errors would be inconsistant. After a week of that behavior, I took the plunge and went into a full debug session, running stability tests (prime95 for 8+ hours), hard drive manufacturer fitness tests and finally memtest for a night. Took over 6h of test for memtest to see the failure. The memory had been tested good 3 months earlier. First (and only so far) time I've experienced an integrated all silicon component failure.

      I RMA'd the part and got new working ones, but this is just to emphasize the point that a *SERIOUS* computer diagnosis is required to find that kind of problem. Symptoms of ram failures are erratic, inconsistant and shared by a bunch of other failures (can look like HDD failure, spyware, virus...). Add to this that such technicians will have to diagnose in a limited time and I would be less likely to accuse them of gouging.

    8. Re:Diagnosing memory failures is hard by big_paul76 · · Score: 1

      Here, here.

      Although having watched "marketplace" since I was a kid, I'd like to suppose that this wasn't deliberate, just more a reflection of the fact that journalism students don't know the difference between RAM and a CPU.

      The show's producers were likely operating under the mistaken assumption that the fault they had generated was simple to fix AND simple to diagnose, when in fact they'd given them a reasonably tough hardware problems to diagnose.

      Notice that at no point did they get into the question of "how would your 'honest geeks' go about diagnosing this problem?"

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    9. Re:Diagnosing memory failures is hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you kidding?

      If you suspect it (or you can't pin down a specific problem) all you have to do is run http://www.memtest86.com/. It will run on any computer that has a floppy or CD drive. All you gotta do is boot from the memtest disc, and it will scan it completely automatically. If I remember correctly, it will even tell you (in plain English) if something is wrong right at the end. It takes all of about 2 minutes to run and you have a definitive answer as to whether the problem is your RAM or not. If that is hard, I don't know how you're going to diagnose something like a bad driver.

    10. Re:Diagnosing memory failures is hard by GiMP · · Score: 1

      You can use the MTD driver on Linux to use a video card's memory as a block device. You can then test it with standard block device testing tools such as bonnie++ or through some custom (but relatively simple) tests via dd (read and write some patterns).

    11. Re:Diagnosing memory failures is hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you suspect it (or you can't pin down a specific problem) all you have to do is run http://www.memtest86.com/ [memtest86.com]. It will run on any computer that has a floppy or CD drive. All you gotta do is boot from the memtest disc, and it will scan it completely automatically.

      Ummm, if you bothered to read the post you are replying to, he said that the bad ram would pass memtest86, which made it difficult to find the cause, since many people (including me) trust the results of memtest86.

    12. Re:Diagnosing memory failures is hard by juventasone · · Score: 1

      Something like that probably won't be diagnosed correctly by tech support. Even if they do test the memory they're almost certainly not going to bother running it for a day straight, just to make really sure it's not a marginal case. At our shop if they're having a problem that could even remotely be memory related, and the PC is still on the bench at the end of the day, we start memtest86+ before we head out. Imho, 16 hours is a pretty decent test period. In my experience, in the rare circumstances of a failure, at least 9 out of 10 of them are found in the first complete pass (typically 5-30 minutes). Something else I haven't seen mentioned here: some of those failures aren't even the RAM itself. I always find those ones cool.. and time-consuming.
    13. Re:Diagnosing memory failures is hard by Nimey · · Score: 1

      With all the different sorts of memory that are in use, you're not always going to have the right kind of RAM for system x. Off the top of my head, there's DDR-3, DDR-2, DDR, SDRAM, Rambus, EDO, FPM, 30-pin SIMMs, SIPPs, ZIPs, DIPs, and no doubt proprietary types if you go with old Macs.

      Then there's different speeds. You might not have 800 MHz DDR2 lying about, having only 533 MHz stuff, or maybe the old 72-pin SIMM you've got is 80 ns instead of the 70ns the system needs.

      Then there's parity, non-parity, and ECC. Oh, and all the different types and speeds of secondary cache on Super 7-and-older systems.

      Something tells me you've never fixed computers for a living.

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    14. Re:Diagnosing memory failures is hard by confused+one · · Score: 1

      You're getting carried away listing all that old stuff. Come on, if the computer has DIPs in it, it's probably not worth fixing; or, they will be willing to wait a day for you to order the parts with overnight shipping for that super critical legacy app machine that they must keep running. Carry some common stuff. In common speeds. What will kill you is the picky machines that require very specific memory timing (like my compaq laptop). Notwithstanding those, you can carry memory that will work in > 50% of the cases, in your car.

    15. Re:Diagnosing memory failures is hard by karnal · · Score: 1

      I once put in registered ECC ram into a p133. That threw me for a loop - windows would always boot successfully (win95b) however the dial-up network stack would blow up every now and again. Took me a few hours to realize that I had the wrong memory added to the machine; especially since the errors didn't occur immediately after I installed the memory.

      I had another machine I built (XP2100, Mushkin dual 512 matched sticks) that was giving me grief, but only on exiting Unreal Tournament. At that time, I found and fell in love with memtestx86. Now when I build a machine, I burn it in for 24 hours.

      I've also had 2 flaky power supplies that ACTED like bad ram (low 5v rails) - and have had yet a third power supply take out a hard disk upon giving up the ghost. Moral of the story that I have learned is always buy reputable memory (Mushkin shipped me replacement sticks 2nd day and told me to return in same packaging) and ALWAYS buy a good power supply. In fact, with extra disposable income, I always make sure I get decent components nowadays....

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    16. Re:Diagnosing memory failures is hard by jollyreaper · · Score: 3, Informative

      Memory affects pretty much everything, so it's hard to isolate it from everything else. Bad RAM can result in disk corruption, making it hard to determine it's the memory and not the disk that's broken.

      For example, take Nero, burn a CD, then verify it. If the RAM is bad it may well happen that a few bits you read from the CD got flipped, and now the verification fails. Obvious conclusion: The CD-R was bad. After a few of those, obvious conclusion: the drive is bad. That the computer crashes ocasionally can be attributed to spyware or viruses. A tech working for cheap isn't going to spend hours to test every possible case.

      RAM is also one of the most annoying things to try to diagnose. Disks at least have SMART, so if it got to the point where it's really broken, SMART will tell you about that quickly. And once it breaks it tends to do so very obviously. Now memory can pass tests and still be bad, and be marginal enough to work most of the time.

      I had several problems with RAM that firmly convinced me to always buy ECC. Have you ever used Memtest386? At my job I've only ever encountered two or three instances of bad ram and this is the tool that's done it. Replace the ram, perfect functionality. I've had very good luck with it. For servers everyone says don't dick around, make sure you get ECC, so that seems like smart advice.
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    17. Re:Diagnosing memory failures is hard by kylehase · · Score: 1

      "A tech working for cheap isn't going to spend hours to test every possible case."
      Yes but a good tech would have verified the problem and since it's not specific to a particular application or device, installed a test HDD, installed Windows (or other OS) and been able to narrow down the cause in less than an hour. This quickly eliminates ALL Software as the cause. That still leaves all the all the other hardware but it makes sense to try test RAM next since it's so easy to change and is a likely culprit.

      A good tech would probably also have a liveCD on hand so installing Windows on a test HDD would not be necessary.

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    18. Re:Diagnosing memory failures is hard by Nimey · · Score: 1

      I was more responding to the GP's dumbass assertion that a tech who doesn't check RAM first is *always* an idiot, and implying that if I haven't got all sorts of extra RAM lying about, I'm de facto greedy.

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    19. Re:Diagnosing memory failures is hard by DaleGlass · · Score: 1

      Have you ever used Memtest386? At my job I've only ever encountered two or three instances of bad ram and this is the tool that's done it. Replace the ram, perfect functionality. I've had very good luck with it. For servers everyone says don't dick around, make sure you get ECC, so that seems like smart advice.


      Yes, and it failed. See the "This took me quite a while to diagnose, because memtest86 passed perfectly fine." in my post.
    20. Re:Diagnosing memory failures is hard by jimcooncat · · Score: 1

      Yes, but you only used Memtest86, not Memtest386. But I could charge even more if I use Memtest2008!

  18. A good thing.... by Speed+Pour · · Score: 1

    Good thing this news is coming out on a site frequented almost exclusively by people that already know better than to call up a repairman.

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  19. Geek Squad anyone? by Maestro485 · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure that's Geek Squad's whole business model. A family friend once told me (after the fact) that they charged her $90 to back up all of her data to a CD, which consisted of a couple dozen family photos and a few papers. (This was a few years ago, so the prices might not be quite so crazy now). A buddy of mine who worked at Best Buy (but not for the Geek Squad) used to explain to inquiring customers that their problem was most likely due to a faulty flux-capacitor. Kind of mean, I know, but still funny as hell.

    1. Re:Geek Squad anyone? by garompeta · · Score: 3, Funny

      lol!
        Customer: "er... sir, I wonder if you can help me, I have some problems starting up the computer..."
        BestBuyGuy: "Uh, oh, yeah, that is typically because the flux-capacitor is getting to the end of its lifetime. Bring your computer so we can fix it, unfortunately it will be quite pricey, you know, there aren't many flux-capacitors available. ..the replacement costs 500 dollars"
        Customer: "flux-capacitor? what is that?"
        BestBuyGuy: "It diverts the time/space continuum fabric in the harddrive delorian sector, you know. It usually goes in the back of the machine."
        Customer(trying to be funny): "damn!, that sounds like quantum 'continuum' physics, huh?, heh, heh...
        BestBuyGuy: "..."
        Customer (scratching his head embarrased): "...*ahem*, as you can see i am completely clueless... so how much was it?"
        BestBuyGuy: "700 dollars."

    2. Re:Geek Squad anyone? by canuck57 · · Score: 1

      problem was most likely due to a faulty flux-capacitor. Kind of mean, I know, but still funny as hell.

      Funny as hell! While not without some element of truth either. Many mobo manufactures did have electrolytic capacitor troubles about 2000-2003 when there were a lot of defective parts being made. Not mentioning names, but some were big.

    3. Re:Geek Squad anyone? by bdo19 · · Score: 1

      *cough* Dell *cough*

      My company has about 1,500 Dells and we've replaced dozens if not hundreds of motherboards. To their credit, Dell replaces them without an argument, often even on out-of-warranty machines.

    4. Re:Geek Squad anyone? by rbochan · · Score: 1

      ...A family friend once told me (after the fact) that they charged her $90 to back up all of her data to a CD, which consisted of a couple dozen family photos and a few papers...

      It's actually much worse than that. They charge TWO HUNDRED AND TWENTY NINE DOLLARS to burn a whopping 2 DVDs for "backup" purposes. You figure that's 15-20 minutes, plus media, that's over $600/hour.
      It's disgusting.

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    5. Re:Geek Squad anyone? by jp10558 · · Score: 1

      First, that's an on-site charge. Second, it usually isn't as quick as you claim. First the tech has to *find* all the files. Customers often have no idea where their files are, or what files they need, so you end up with saying, well - all files are X amount, the files in My Documents (where you probably saved them, but not necessarily) are X, etc. Then the customer wants to look at the files, try and figure out if those are all the files etc...

      Second, they have to split them to fit on the DVDs. Then they do have to burn them, but it can take some time depending on the customers burner speed.

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    6. Re:Geek Squad anyone? by Paden · · Score: 1

      HP is still having capacitor issues. Mainly from heat, but I believe that formula was still being used for quite awhile.

    7. Re:Geek Squad anyone? by jrminter · · Score: 1

      My experience as well. Dell replaced MOBOs on 2 of 5 Dells in my lab. Dell service, supplied by Unisys in our area, was superb.

  20. somewhat misleading by illaqueate · · Score: 1

    In one of the tests they corrupt some files on windows and suggest a simple reinstall will fix it. With windows updates reinstalling windows on top of a pre existing installation can often make it unbootable and/or leave the user with other problems. So, simple in hindsight but before the problem is solved there's more than one possibility as to what will leave the system in a usable state.

    1. Re:somewhat misleading by Arterion · · Score: 1

      sfc /scannow

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  21. "Simple"? by Kris_J · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A RAM failure, depending on severity, is a right PITA to diagnose. Unless the PC suddenly has less RAM than it's supposed to the errors resulting from a RAM problem look a lot like a whole bunch of other problems. The people likely to find a RAM problem are the ones that start with something like a boot-from-CD hardware diagnostics run, which can take hours. In which case if it isn't a hardware fault they just "gouged" you for a couple of hours of useless diagnostics.

    1. Re:"Simple"? by Gideon+Fubar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Which is why, when you freelance, you don't charge people unreasonably for what is the equivalent of 5 minutes work for you. Especially since the bulk of the work was done by Chris Brady (who gives his software away for free, mind you). You simply start memtest86 running, walk away, tell them to call you if anything turns red. Simple.

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    2. Re:"Simple"? by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 2, Informative

      I am one of these self-employed geeks. Whenever I run in to a hardware issue that doesn't manifest a simple solution quickly, I ask to take the computer with me overnight. That way I can run memtest without actually siting at their office wasting my time and my clients. Swapping out known good components is a quick way to find out what is going on if you've detected hardware problems. Before that, knoppix like boot operating systems can quickly remove the hard drive as part of the malfunction.

      Most of my clients don't realize that I spend a good portion of my time waiting on there computer. Installing AV/anti-spam/rookit scanner then waiting for them to finish is time consuming. Most of the actual fixes take a short period of time (repairing the registry, replacing hardware, replacing corrupt files, etc). The biggest issue I have with most computer people is they don't even try to teach the user what went wrong and how to keep it from occurring again, in the case of viruses and such, not much a person can do about hardware failure other then keeping the case free of dust.

    3. Re:"Simple"? by Ajehals · · Score: 2

      My laptop has a definite RAM issue, it doesn't appear to be too serious as it only very infrequently suffers any major crashes or hangs, but on boot it repeatedly reports that the 'system memory has changed' quoting the new value as something between 618Mb and the real value of 768Mb. I really should swap the 'stick' out, but I hardly use the damn thing.

      (all right it has 2 'sticks' of RAM, I was going to write stick and see if anyone called me on it, to assess how altruistic the Slashdot community may be compared to the gouging geeks but then realised it may make me look a little stupid... not hard,. but still. (damn peer pressure))

    4. Re:"Simple"? by arth1 · · Score: 1

      My laptop has a definite RAM issue, it doesn't appear to be too serious as it only very infrequently suffers any major crashes or hangs, but on boot it repeatedly reports that the 'system memory has changed' quoting the new value as something between 618Mb and the real value of 768Mb. I really should swap the 'stick' out, but I hardly use the damn thing.


      That might not be the RAM. It may be your video card that gets assigned varying amounts of texture RAM from your main memory. This could be due to a fault of the video card, a BIOS error, a PCI or AGP bus problem, or it could indeed be the RAM. But you don't have enough information to say this conclusively.
      I'd start by looking at the manufacturer's web site for a BIOS firmware update, and read the release notes for that.

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    5. Re:"Simple"? by smchris · · Score: 1

      Says something about the whole home repair scenario, doesn't it? How _do_ you justify running a couple cycles of a memory test?

      On the other hand, I've adopted a little old lady and she obviously understands nothing about thunderstorms and the CMOS scramble she got last week. Just disconnecting the power connector to check the PS with the PowMAXX was enough to clear the mainboard. "You mean there's nothing burnt out that you have to replace? No software to reinstall? You really think it'll be OK now?"

      Like a hypochondriac who needs a sugar pill, I think she was disappointed and a little worried that I didn't put something new in.

    6. Re:"Simple"? by Ajehals · · Score: 1

      Its the RAM because if I remove the 512 and replace it with a 64 (or leave the 256 in place on its own) the issue disappears, with the 256 in either slot, the graphics card has 32Mb on board, I cant run a memtest though as the test fails. I would leave the laptop with just the 256 but its dog slow (the additional 64 makes little difference).

      I should have pointed that out initially.

    7. Re:"Simple"? by canuck57 · · Score: 1

      A RAM failure, depending on severity, is a right PITA to diagnose.

      Next time you boot, press F2 and turn on memory check.

      If you know squat about hex, you can guess 50/50 which slot it is on a 4 bank mobo without looking at the bank numbers. Many mobos even give you the beeps to tell you. Enough for a monkey to learn in 3 weeks.

      I only had one memory problem that took me more than 10 minutes to diagnose in 30 years. It was on a disk controller with cache, if it stayed in cache for more than 1-2 seconds it flipped a bit every 32Kbits about once per day. Took me 3 weeks. But that is rare, a once in a 30 year career. Memory usually goes hard. Grab a old LinuxCare or newer Linux CD and many contain diag right on it. Just like the big boys at Sun and IBM use.

      These guys were all amateurs.

    8. Re:"Simple"? by Kris_J · · Score: 1

      All of the RAM problems I've come across do not show up during that cursory BIOS memory check. I'm not that stupid.

    9. Re:"Simple"? by Nimey · · Score: 1

      I don't think I've /ever/ seen the POST catch bad RAM. POST's RAM check is very simple, something on the order of filling the RAM with all ones and reading the cells back to verify they're still ones.

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    10. Re:"Simple"? by karnal · · Score: 1

      I cant run a memtest though as the test fails. umm... Do you mean the memtest fails no matter what combination of dimms you put in, or just with the 256mb stick?

      Does it happen to be ECC and your system is not expecting ECC? I've gotten bit by shady memory on ebay for laptops before as well....
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    11. Re:"Simple"? by Ajehals · · Score: 1

      IT only fails if the 512 is in, doesn't seem to matter which slot its in though, I haven't actually bothered to check how memtests work in detail, so I haven't gone any further with it oh and its bog standard no brand 144 pin PC100.

      Its *definitely* the RAM that is the issue here, I know because I have tried to find a workaround or a fix using the rather large pile of other laptops and bits thereof that I have lying around my office and the only thing I haven't yet been able to replace is the RAM, moreover the symptoms are right for it to be a RAM issue, I know that there are a million other issues that could give similar indications, but really in this case its probably the 5 year old stick of RAM. Not to mention everything works fine if I take out the suspect RAM and replace it with something I know works. If it makes people happy I will make time to fix it and post a progress report in my journal.

      See 'geeks' gouge innocent customers in shops, on Slashdot everybody tries to troubleshoot for you for free, madness, if people knew about this we'd put all those naff computer repair places (well and the good ones) out of business!

    12. Re:"Simple"? by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      A RAM failure, depending on severity, is a right PITA to diagnose. Unless the PC suddenly has less RAM than it's supposed to the errors resulting from a RAM problem look a lot like a whole bunch of other problems. The people likely to find a RAM problem are the ones that start with something like a boot-from-CD hardware diagnostics run, which can take hours. In which case if it isn't a hardware fault they just "gouged" you for a couple of hours of useless diagnostics. That's true if you're onsite but if you're working in the shop, you could work on something else while the test is running.

      If you're onsite, I've heard mixed reviews on the ethics of remoting in to something else you need to work on. If there's literally nothing else to do, you're just sitting there and staring at a progress bar, then I really don't see how it's unethical to work on something else that needs done for another client. It's not like you're stopping in the middle of something that you should be working on, starting on something for another client, and then billing both as if you were on it full-time. But I guess it's the appearance of impropriety that makes some techs think it's better to just stare attentively at the status bar than try to explain how multitasking isn't cheating.
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    13. Re:"Simple"? by jorghis · · Score: 1

      What you are saying is true, but the problem that they induced in this story resulted in a failure to even post, it wasnt a few bits that wouldnt set/unset correctly or something wacky like that. Note that all of the bad diagnoses were for things like a bad hard disk, ram, motherboard, etc. I think its a fair assumption that they messed up the stick in such a way that the machine wouldnt even post. So even though the diagnoses was wrong they werent totally off base and the problem was fairly easy to isolate.

    14. Re:"Simple"? by Kris_J · · Score: 1

      Fair enough. I'm at work and haven't viewed the video. Assuming there's at least one working stick of RAM available, then checking the RAM is one of the easier tasks on a PC that won't boot.

  22. And sometimes by Kazrath · · Score: 4, Insightful

    you just don't know the cause. Few years back at a friends LAN party some non techy guy brought his computer and everytime it booted it BSOD'ed (Win2k). I was like "heh anyone got a Win2k CD" and a few ppl tossed me them. I then proceeded to reformat his box. Everything went fine during the install. On first boot we hit the windows splash screen and BSOD.

    Now I am thinking WTH this does not make alot of sense. So we canabalized a different computer starting with a different HDD. Same problem. Then the Power supply. Then the RAM. And wallah it started working right. We stuck back in his old components with different RAM and everythign was fine. This took several "geeks" a couple of hours to fix and it was not a by the book type fix. We litterally had to use a process of elimination and had to have extra hardware available.

    Alot of people will take the easy road. Especially with older crappy hardware. If somone is running an old Win 98 box and it appears it is a hardware issue.. They are just plainly better off buying a new computer then looking for antiquated parts. Or if it is going to take "days" to fix it may be cost effective to not pay a "tech" to fix it.

    Some of the "Geeks" in the parent article may have been ripoff artists.. others may have in the long run been providing the correct response to the situation.

    1. Re:And sometimes by Hell+O'World · · Score: 2, Informative

      I have fooled around with debugging borked boxes a lot over the years, and the time I had RAM problems was the most perplexing. I found it very hard to diagnose. Even after having gone through that, I am not clear what symptoms would point to bad RAM. Anybody have any light to shed?

    2. Re:And sometimes by evil_aar0n · · Score: 1

      Some systems have beep codes or diagnostic lights, but they're far from infallible, and, unfortunately, they don't cover every situation.

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    3. Re:And sometimes by MrBandersnatch · · Score: 1

      What is really amazing me ATM is just how unreliable modern RAM is, even the "good stuff". I've had 2/4 sticks of 2 year old Crucial fail on me, several sticks of PNY (no surprise there) and a couple of other makes. And indeed, sometimes its not so obvious that its the cause (e.g. passes memtest, but intermittent errors on memory intensive operations).

      It used to be, I really didnt worry about hard-drive reliability (8 years ago'ish) then densities increased, Maxtor dumped their garbage onto the market driving prices down and suddenly every manufacturers drives seemed to become prone to 1-4 year failure 100% failure rates. Has the same happened to RAM?

    4. Re:And sometimes by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

      As others said, beep codes, and sometimes diagnostic lights. Perhaps the system runs slow with more than enough ram, or files go missing/corrupted.

    5. Re:And sometimes by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      And viola it started working right.
      There, fixed that for you.
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    6. Re:And sometimes by confused+one · · Score: 1

      OK, as others have pointed out, the machine in the show didn't even POST.

      Having said that, I've had a machine that would generate a few random corruptions in the form of bit flips. This happened sporadically. Files would become corrupt. The machine would hang or become erratic. It would show up once a week or so. It passed single memtest cycles. Only after running memtest continuously for 12 hours did any problem appear (reports random memory failures in the upper 128MB); and, it didn't repeat.

      by the way, it was the memory controller in the northbridge chip -- bad mb

    7. Re:And sometimes by chebucto · · Score: 1

      In general, random behavior is a good indication of HW problems (incl. RAM problems). EG various programs crashing with no apparent pattern or timing; being able to boot sometimes but not other times; the OS crashing at, again, random times.

      OTOH, if there is a clear pattern to the crashes - windows always failing to boot with the same error code, the same program or set of programs always going down, while others work - then you should look into SW issues.

      If you've got time, then you should run memtest for at least one pass, DFT on advanced, and chkdsk (for windows boxes) before other troubleshooting. The tests themselves take several hours, but it only takes minutes of your time, and will either rule out or confirm HW problems.

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    8. Re:And sometimes by chebucto · · Score: 1

      Yep, memory problems have about as many causes as yaks do fleas. From the memtest troubleshooting section:

      http://www.memtest86.com/tech.html#trouble

      Please be aware that not all errors reported by Memtest86 are due to bad memory. The test implicitly tests the CPU, L1 and L2 caches as well as the motherboard. It is impossible for the test to determine what causes the failure to occur. However, most failures will be due to a problem with memory module. When it is not, the only option is to replace parts until the failure is corrected.

      Once a memory error has been detected, determining the failing SIMM/DIMM module is not a clear cut procedure. With the large number of motherboard vendors and possible combinations of memory slots it would be difficult if not impossible to assemble complete information about how a particular error would map to a failing memory module. However, there are steps that may be taken to determine the failing module. Here are four techniques that you may wish to use: ...

      Sometimes memory errors show up due to component incompatibility. A memory module may work fine in one system and not in another. This is not uncommon and is a source of confusion. In these situations the components are not necessarily bad but have marginal conditions that when combined with other components will cause errors.

      There have been numerous reports of errors with only tests 5 and 8 on Athlon systems. Often the memory works in a different system or the vendor insists that it is good. In these cases the memory is not necessarily bad but is not able to operate reliably at Athlon speeds. Sometimes more conservative memory timings on the motherboard will correct these errors. In other cases the only option is to replace the memory with better quality, higher speed memory. Don't buy cheap memory and expect it to work with an Athlon! On occasion test 5/8 errors will occur even with name brand memory and a quality motherboard. These errors are legitimate and should be corrected.

      I am often asked about the reliability of errors reported by Mestest86. In the vast majority of cases errors reported by the test are valid. There are some systems that cause Memtest86 to be confused about the size of memory and it will try to test non-existent memory. This will cause a large number of consecutive addresses to be reported as bad and generally there will be many bits in error. If you have a relatively small number of failing addresses and only one or two bits in error you can be certain that the errors are valid. Also intermittent errors are without exception valid. Frequently memory vendors question if Memtest86 supports their particular memory type or a chipset. Memtest86 is designed to work with all memory types and all chipsets. Only support for ECC requires knowledge of the chipset.

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    9. Re:And sometimes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ". We litterally had to use a process of elimination and had to have extra hardware available."

      What do you think everyone else does? sure 90% of the time you can make an educated guess, but you still need known good components to verify your hypothesis. Usually if windows crashes on install, and the event log is clear id think it was ram, bad caps, or power supply. out of all of those, i would check ram first because thats the easiest one to swap.

    10. Re:And sometimes by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      ven after having gone through that, I am not clear what symptoms would point to bad RAM. Anybody have any light to shed? Sniff test. If it smells funny, it's probably gone bad.
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    11. Re:And sometimes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And voila it started working right. There, fixed that for you.
    12. Re:And sometimes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Alot of people will take the easy road. Especially with older crappy hardware. If somone is running an old Win 98 box and it appears it is a hardware issue.. They are just plainly better off buying a new computer then looking for antiquated parts. Or if it is going to take "days" to fix it may be cost effective to not pay a "tech" to fix it."

      of course,

      however - it's generally better to be upfront about this.

      ie, saying "i think this will take a few hours to diagnose and my company bills you at 90 bucks an hour. we can do that if you want, but you could just buy a new computer for less then it will cost for me to diagnose and then fix this one." is better then "buy a new computer from us"

    13. Re:And sometimes by proton · · Score: 1

      I remember back in the days when I was an intern tech at a local store, building computers custom. Just installing Win95 would be an almost foolproof way of testing if all the ram was working, if it wasnt it just wouldnt complete the install, it'd BSOD.

    14. Re:And sometimes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And wallah

      And what?

      Huked on fonics werked for yu?

    15. Re:And sometimes by Kattspya · · Score: 1

      On the topic of things that are perplexing. My current box has been flaky during bootup for a year or so. It started with random bluescreens when stressed so I messed around with the ram and found that leaving only one 512 stick would fix the problem. I ran memtest overnight on all the RAM and didn't find anything so I assumed it was the motherboard and sent it back to the supplier. I then moved the RAM and GPU to another computer where they worked flawlessly for quite some time.

      After a long while I got the same motherboard back with a note that said it was working perfectly when running 3dmark overnight. So I assembled the computer and it worked flawlessly for a while. Then the trouble started again when I removed a DVD-drive. Please note that I wasn't anywhere near the motherboard, I just pulled out the IDE cable and molex and removed the drive. Then the computer wouldn't boot correctly. It usually posted OK but locked up or rebooted by itself before getting to the bootloader. If you actually got as far as to see the BIOS settings it locked up after about four seconds. After 20 or so hard reboots I gave up and powered it off.

      It was completely powered off for about 24 hours when I decided to try again. And it booted flawlessly. I had it running for 20 or so days before booting after a windows update and it wouldn't boot again. So I did the same thing: I switched off the PSU and waited for several hours. Once again it booted without a problem and ran for a month. After that I've been able to reboot without a problem but powercycles require several hours of a diconnected PSU (I'm not sure if the PSU needs to be disconnected or if it would work with line power plugged in). Recently I swapped out the power supply because the old one let out the magic smoke. This led me to believe it might have been a flaky PSU (Antec) all along. With another CPU it still runs flawlessly but now I can't reboot but can apparently powercycle without waiting.

      What could mess up the motherboard (or the CPU but the motherboard is more likely) in such a way that it will boot and run perfectly some of the time?

    16. Re:And sometimes by dctoastman · · Score: 1

      "And wallah it started working right."

      Hate to be pedantic or a Nazi, but it is voilà (French for "see there" or something like that).

    17. Re:And sometimes by RabidMonkey · · Score: 1

      Thank you! I see SO many people on forums, mailing lists, IRC saying "wallah" that I'm beginning to think it's a campaign against the French, again.

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    18. Re:And sometimes by Hatta · · Score: 1

      This took several "geeks" a couple of hours to fix and it was not a by the book type fix. We litterally had to use a process of elimination and had to have extra hardware available.

      Which is to say, you did it right. Any professional who doesn't use known good components to narrow down the problem by process of elimination is not doing their job. If they're charging people for their services, they're committing fraud.

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    19. Re:And sometimes by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      Sniff test. If it smells funny, it's probably gone bad.
      I know you were trying to be funny, but I've seen this before. I had a customer who's computer had been hit by lightening, and smoked the built-in NIC. Now, admittedly, the black scorch marks on the board were a giveaway, but...if you put this thing in a plastic bag, left it for an hour, then took it out, the smell would knock you on your ass. I'm guessing one of the components that was originally in the blast radius, but was no longer on the board was an electrolytic capacitor that had gone off like a grenade.
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    20. Re:And sometimes by WhoBeDaPlaya · · Score: 1

      Try that on an OC'ed box, that'll really blow your mind ;)

  23. I don't want to watch a video. by Seor+Jojoba · · Score: 2, Informative

    Could you give some indication in the teaser that the content is actually inside of a video? Ideally, I could filter out the video content. Can't watch it at work due to IT constraints and videos usually take much longer than text to consume.

  24. Here, Here! by eepok · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In every situation I have ever worked and with every person I have ever lived, I have been the go-to geek. I tell it like it is because I personally care about solving problems and making other peoples' lives easier. As the parent post said, most true geeks will shrug their shoulders and charge nothing. Personally, when fixing friends' computers (or their parents', or their friends') I refuse monetary compensation, but in college required the person to barter a home-cooked meal (hey, that meant a lot in undergrad!).

    As the parent poster said, it's not that "geeks" in general are untrustworthy. It's assholes that seek to make money off their geekdom that inspire spite. If I had a dollar for every time someone brought me a computer and said "The Guy at Best Buy said the motherboard is dead and it will cost $400 to replace" only for me to go into safemode and remove spyware/virus bloat and fix the computer, I'd be paying someone to make my Slashdot posts for me!

    In short, everyone should befriend a geek. If you know a nice geek, you're set. If you don't, then ask around for someone who does. Rarely does hardware need to be replaced, but when it does, you needn't pay sky-high prices to have it done.

    A kiss, a chesty hug, a 6-pack, or a warm meal is usually enough.

    1. Re:Here, Here! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      this is fucking non-sense. here's a hard dose of reality.

      if you're good. i mean really good at home/desktop windows troubleshooting.

      you will in no short order have 3 months of "free" as in not being paid, work queued up.

      -you'll have to take time off from work, to actually start catching up
      -whenever your phone rings, they take 2 seconds to say "hi how are you", then "my xp won't boot"
      -they offer a meal, a 6 pack, a chesty hug. sure. how about helping stock my fridge, pay my rent, cover my dogs shots, help my brother with tuition, my dad had a bypass and doesn't have insurance.
      -you'll have to cancel paying side jobs, because the abundance of chesty hug paying gigs.

      it's all bullshit my friend.

      if this isn't happening to you

      YOU'RE NOT THAT GOOD.

      (therefore you'd be the one 'caught' screwing up a bad dimm problem in a sting)

    2. Re:Here, Here! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey eepok, you ever find yourself in Western Australia I have a job for you :)

      Seriously... after working in IT for the last 8 years I found that more often than not, a company wants someone they can trust. If you turn around and tell them the truth, good or bad, they will respect you for that.

      Its a nice warm-n-fuzzy outlook on things, but you must realise that most people simply dont want to have to worry about their computers or company network. If they trust you with their equipment life is a whole lot simpler for both the IT tech and the company.

      How did I come to this conclusion? Simply because I used to help people at work fix their personal machines (the same as eepok). Those people either had their own business's or worked in business and over the years they started employing me as a casual IT tech. Coming out of uni I find myself with business's from 5ppl to 400ppl looking to employ me to manage their networks. I can tell you right now its not because I am an expert at computers, its simply because they trust me with my advice and if I dont know the answer I dont have a problem telling them that I DONT KNOW, and either finding out or getting someone that does know. For those wondering I still refuse to charge for personal machines, although some companies are allowing their employees to bring in personal machines for me to fix during the day (when I have nothing better to do).

    3. Re:Here, Here! by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 1
      As the parent poster said, it's not that "geeks" in general are untrustworthy. It's assholes that seek to make money off their geekdom that inspire spite.

      This is theoretically true... but it doesn't explain why EVERY SINGLE on-call techie was such an asshole. That's, if I know my math... 100% of them.

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    4. Re:Here, Here! by chuckymonkey · · Score: 1

      I agree with you wholeheartedly. I have a pretty good job as a geek and I'm the go to guy for my circle of friends/family. I'll help any of them with their issue and I usually don't take money unless they really force it on me, what I do take though are maybe some fresh fruits/veggies from their garden, a return favor or some help around the house, maybe they watch my kids so my wife and I can have some time for us (very important in a marriage btw, even if it isn't romantic time), or they donate some time/material to people who need the help. That's really all that I ask for, I don't want money, I don't need my ego stroked (I already know that I'm pretty good =P) and I most certainly realize that doing something like that for them means that they're very willing to return the favor later on down the road.

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    5. Re:Here, Here! by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 0, Troll

      ... only for me to go into safemode and remove spyware/virus bloat and fix the computer ...

      Right.

      You mean you actually insinuate that you can guarantee, to any reasonable degree, that upon the completion of your "cleanup" by running your tools from the Windoze "safe mode" the thing does not remain brimming full of fancy rootkits, custom filesystems with whole armadas of trojans in "unused" clusters and the like?!

      Oh there! Another MS Windows Quick Cleanup Guy! Watch him skip happily in the forest, free of all care, whistling a happy tune, while the rest of us are chewing our fingernails watching our packet-sniffers report 5 automated attacks every minute on our tripwired virtual machines running in chroots on read-only file systems ... Hey Quick Cleanup Guy! Watch for that falling tree! Ouch too late! That had to hurt! Oh well... There! Another Happy Go Lucky MS Windows Quick Cleanup Guy! This one is even more confident in the Super Safe Safety of the Safe Mode! Go Cleanup Guy! But watch for the ... never mind! Next!

      I guess what they say is true: Ignorance is bliss! (although short lived one, your mileage might vary from short to shorter, dealer may and will sell for more, etc etc)

    6. Re:Here, Here! by DDLKermit007 · · Score: 1

      Hah, if only being a nice geek paid the bills. I do mini side jobs for friends and old clients. Usually I get a warm meal out of it (hey, if your dropping by for dinner...) and a check. Just don't make the prices crazy. $40 an hour seems to be a happy medium to me. I make more than that hourly on my day-job, but it's enough to make it worth the time. It keeps people from treating you like a safety blanket, and just cheap enough to where they will call you when really needed.

    7. Re:Here, Here! by jon287 · · Score: 1

      It seems like karma to me. All of the people who took such pleasure in making my childhood somewhat less than pleasant are now paying in spades with stuff like this. All the people I like, I help gratis, because thats what friends do.

      So befriend geeks early, and avoid an adulthood full of hdd's sent to "clean rooms" for 2 grand in the great karmic circle of tech.

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    8. Re:Here, Here! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      chroot is not a security tool. Never has been, never will be. Still a handy tool though.

      Perhaps when lambsting others you should consider not making yourself look like a tool in the process.

      Cheers.

    9. Re:Here, Here! by hitmark · · Score: 1

      because the true geeks could smell the sting a mile away and get out of town?

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    10. Re:Here, Here! by rbochan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is theoretically true... but it doesn't explain why EVERY SINGLE on-call techie was such an asshole. That's, if I know my math... 100% of them.

      Was that 100% of who they called, or 100% of who they showed?

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    11. Re:Here, Here! by mikkelm · · Score: 1

      if this isn't happening to you

      YOU'RE NOT THAT GOOD.

      I think it's more likely a case of:

      if this isn't happening to you

      YOU'RE BETTER THAN THIS AC AT TELLING PEOPLE TO PAY UP OR SHUT UP.

      Being easily persuaded doesn't make you better than the rest of us. What do you think we're doing when you're fixing "my internet" that got "a virus"? We aren't twiddling thumbs.
    12. Re:Here, Here! by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 1

      chroot is not a security tool. Never has been, never will be.

      Of course it is not. You can break out of chroots, just like you can break out of virtual machines and just as you can corrupt processes in RAM thus defeating read-only filesystems, which of course renders all of those measures I mentioned only partially useful as security mechanisms. Heck, packet-sniffers have been known to be cracked and turned back on their owners as attack vectors. In fact, those of us who have any clue know rather well that there is no "quick" or "easy" way to achieve security, nor there is a single universal tool that somehow guarantees it. That was the whole point of my little rant. Or did you miss the part about chewing fingernails?

      Perhaps when lambsting others you should consider not making yourself look like a tool in the process.

      I was being funny you humorless turkey.

    13. Re:Here, Here! by Kaffien · · Score: 1

      My standard fee is usually a pizza ... for the longer jobs a pan of HOME MADE lasagna. I had some Mom's try to gouge ME and pass off that crap from Safeway as home cooked! One time I got two pans (weee for gluttony). The same goes for mechanics, befriend one and pay him in beer AFTER the job is complete.

    14. Re:Here, Here! by Slashcrap · · Score: 1

      chroot is not a security tool. Never has been, never will be. Still a handy tool though.

      It's possible that you know this due to bitter experience and a deep knowledge of Unix internals.

      It's about a thousand times more likely that you simply read the story about it on Slashdot last week and are parroting someone else's opinion in an attempt to appear informed. I'm certain it's the second explanation we're looking at here due to the fact that he didn't actually call it a security tool and that it's the only part of his post you felt able to reply to. In which case, congratulations! You are single handedly innovating a new kind of pathetic.

    15. Re:Here, Here! by jp10558 · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I always charge the next even amount per hour over what I make on my day job. Then again, I don't make what you make so . . . But I do find charging hourly is usually more fair for everyone than the "flat-rate" the big companies like Geek Squad charge. Though there is the question if you should charge for your travel time. I generally will drive up to 30 minutes for free. At your rate, you could spend 3hrs before you got to what the Geek Squad charges just to show up. Heck, you could spend 2 hrs to get to the Geek Squad "diagnostic" charge in store. What you get at the Geek Squad is a guarantee on parts for 90 days, and labor for 30 days. But boy do you pay a premium.

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    16. Re:Here, Here! by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 1

      You are single handedly innovating a new kind of pathetic.

      What I find truly pathetic is that these new arrivals on Slashdot (for I can see the trend becoming more and more common recently) think that "moderation" is a tool clearly and obviously (to them anyhow) meant to extend their high-school "popularity contest" mentality into any and all online fora they grace with their presence. I am going to take a wild and unsubstantiated guess and assert that he posted as an AC so that he can troll-rate the post he was replying to. Classy, no?

    17. Re:Here, Here! by nobuddy · · Score: 1
      My uncle had a bad spyware problem, and likely viral infestation. I told him to ship me the computer and I'd get it back within a week clean, protected, and better than ever.

      He decided to take it to Geek Squad instead, to be faster.

      The kept it 2 weeks, replaced EVERYTHING but the hard disk, and handed it back $500 upgraded and still as infested as the day he sent it. It just had enough horsepower now to run the spyware better....

      It took me three days, admittedly, to clean out the spyware and minor viruses and install good protection (AVG,AVGAS, Ad-Aware, and Spybot). He got it back in the promised week with some expedited shipping, and it ran better than ever. And the upgrades they had sold him were crappy el-cheapo parts. I replaced the Celeron they put in with a P4, and the 256M memory stick with a nice DDR2 1G module. Total cost to him: about $30 for shipping.

      I also created a nice graphical "click here, run this, then that, do what it says" glossy sheets to tack on his wall and perform weekly. He does not understand that he is updating and running the spyware scans, only that he is now much safer than he was. And he is happy with that.

    18. Re:Here, Here! by Creepy · · Score: 1

      I lived the story, and converted myself into the go-to geek...

          The reason I got into self-repairing my own hardware (circa 1995) was because a guy at FirstTech in Uptown, near Minneapolis (and yes, I had had good service in that store before) told me my motherboard was blown and he would need to replace it for $550 (after already paying a $100 diagnostic charge). I said no and left (not worth it for a 2 year old box), but before being resigned to only having one old computer (a PC running Slackware so I could play with the new OpenGL compatible Mesa library) I began my first foray into the fledgling online parts market using sites like pricewatch (but I don't think pricewatch listed mac stuff at that time - some other site), and found the motherboard new for $115. Before I ordered it, however, I decided to open the case and do a diagnostic myself as best as I was able, just in case I needed a new power supply unit (PSU). I had worked with multimeters before, so I borrowed one from my brother and tested the PSU (which I admit, the repair guy had said may also be bad, but he also lied and said he wouldn't know until a new motherboard was in) and indeed it was bad - horribly bad. It would spike to working levels for about a second, then drop to near 0. I decided to start with that, and ordered the part from a dealer I found (for ~$80 + shipping). After adding the power supply, I clicked the power button and the machine started and ran, with the old motherboard. And it continued to run, flawlessly, and for another 2 years (then I sold the machine for $100).

      So basically, they would have charged me $550 to replace the motherboard, find it still didn't work, charge me another $200 + labor for a power supply, and I still would have had a 2 year old mac, even though I'd paid enough to buy some of the low-end hardware (like clones) that would be faster and better. I decided after that if a guy charged me $100/hour could not have correctly diagnosed a problem that took me around 15 minutes to find (mostly due to ignorance on how to open the case, and I had suspected the PSU from the start but was scared to break my case, which had a "warranty will be violated" sticker, but that was silly because it was out of warranty). I've since built dozens of machines from scratch and diagnosed problems correctly (every time!) when something failed on a PC I've looked at (a dozen hard drives, 4 sticks of RAM, a motherboard, 2 PSUs, and a northbridge cooling fan). The worst was a bad PSU that had blown multiple components including the mentioned mobo (my in-laws' computer, and it probably had a surge).

          While it is possible to diagnose bad memory as a motherboard or CPU failure on some motherboards (some don't come on at all during POST [Power On Self Test] if memory, CPU, or Mobo are bad) it is fairly easy to test for any of these failures with diagnostic cards (which I don't have and every repair person probably does have). A bad PSU can be tested and detected with a multimeter and anything else should be easy to diagnose by looking and listening with the case open or once the machine is booted (for software, drive or CD/DVD issues).

    19. Re:Here, Here! by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 1
      According to the article, everyone they called. All 10 companies. 10 out of 10 = 100%, I think...

      I fail to see how this thread has 300+ comments when almost none of you have seen the episode in question.

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    20. Re:Here, Here! by toadlife · · Score: 1

      I was being funny you humorless turkey. No, you were being an elitist asshole.
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    21. Re:Here, Here! by rbochan · · Score: 1

      Oh, I tried, but the damn thing would never stop buffering.

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    22. Re:Here, Here! by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 1

      Call Geeks to Go. I'm sure they'll find the problem. :)

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    23. Re:Here, Here! by DDLKermit007 · · Score: 1

      Forgot to add my cavet. 2 hour minimum. Makes driving worth it at least (especially in an emergency during rush hour). Anything less than $80 doesn't make it worth it. The reason places like Geek Squad charge a flat fee is so clients don't watch the clock, and try to rush them, and then they still rush! I have clients here & there that do that, but I tell the clock watchers upfront I can do something right the first time, or I'll be seeing them in a few weeks because we didn't cover everything. Does make people relax a bit at least. Rarely have to say that though given I mainly get calls from business owners, and real estate agents. Plenty of money to burn, and absolutely no wish to understand what I'm doing. They just want to play online poker, or get their real estate listings up.

      Since you bring up the guarantees though, I've never really thought about that. Never had a client that asked about it. Parts I pickup always carry a 1 year minimum from the manufacturer, and if I fuck up I'm a gentleman about it. Happened twice in all the time I've done this. Was me being a dimwit, and not plugging something back in too. An hour of my life wasted each time, but worth it when you do that without some guarantee. Which makes their premium not worth much imo. Figure if I ever get to where I'm desperate, and unemployed one day I'll just go loiter in front of a Best Buy every couple days, and watch for people with PCs. Least what I'd be doing is a bit more honest than what they do.

    24. Re:Here, Here! by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 1

      No, you were being an elitist asshole.

      Oh yea! Because We, Peers of the Royal Knighthood of Computing Technology 101 could not bear the thought of you the unwashed hoi polloi raising to our Rarefied Heights via the Super Secret, Doubly Unthinkable and Horribly Unspeakably Frightening Ascendance Ritual of Actually Reading Some Shit Concerning What It Is The Fuck That You Are Blabbing On About.

      Us Lordly Elitist Us.

  25. Is $2K for data recovery unreasonable? by maynard · · Score: 1

    It depends on how critical that data was to the client. If the drive failed, and the customer made no backups, then hiring a firm to extract data using a clean room or STM electron microscope might not be a bad idea.

    Which doesn't excuse the incompetent who overcharge.

    1. Re:Is $2K for data recovery unreasonable? by illaqueate · · Score: 1

      Well the guy in the video was retarded. He backed up the data from the hard drive while at the same time suggesting she send it in for special data retrieval. If he managed to access the data and it seemed to be intact it makes no sense to do that.

    2. Re:Is $2K for data recovery unreasonable? by evil_aar0n · · Score: 1

      Oh, I had to pay that much, and more, to Drive Savers, once, when a one-of-a-kind system bit it - hard. And, somehow, the backup tapes couldn't be found (I wasn't a daily on-site tech; they called me in when needed, and they _knew_ they were supposed to change tapes. "What tapes...?"). Anyway, because this software was so critical, and we had absolutely nothing else to recover with, we sent it off to Drive Savers - and they were worth every penny. They didn't get every file back, but they got enough of it so that I was able to piece it back together. That was a 29-hours-straight call; I drove home seeing flying hippos. After that, we got news tapes, made a master backup, and I set up a separate spare drive in the system for redundant backups. I'm not going through that again.

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    3. Re:Is $2K for data recovery unreasonable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I drove home seeing flying hippos.
      Completely OT but I consider that just as bad as driving while you're drunk. If you know you're sleep deprived, don't drive. It's really, really easy to nod off, cross a yellow line or two and kill a bus full of nuns.

    4. Re:Is $2K for data recovery unreasonable? by evil_aar0n · · Score: 1

      You're absolutely right, and I take your message to heart - because I've done that: fallen asleep at the wheel and crashed. Fortunately - very fortunately - I simply drove onto a snow bank on my side of the road. Totalled my crappy car - it somehow bent the frame - and scared the snit out of me. Now, given a second chance, I _do_ pull over when I don't feel up to driving.

      Why couldn't the bus be filled with politicians? Or RIAA lawyers? ;-)

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    5. Re:Is $2K for data recovery unreasonable? by jrminter · · Score: 1

      After a 29 hr straight call, billing the client for a taxi ride home should be a legitimate expense

  26. I've had the opposite happen by taustin · · Score: 1

    I had a workgroup sized laser printer, a few years ago, that had some RAM soldered on to the motherboard - not replaceable (at least, not for less than the board cost). It even provided a cryptic error message on the front display panel. So I called the only factory authorized service center in the county. They sent a technician out. He ignored the error code, changes the serial cable to the PC, printed a test page from the control panel on the printer, and left. (And sent us a bill, including trip charge, of something like $200.)

    We deal with another shop now.

    1. Re:I've had the opposite happen by Solra+Bizna · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Serial cable, $10.

      Knowing to replace the serial cable...

      (blatantly stolen from a previous post, which was stolen from a famous quote, blah blah)

      -:sigma.SB

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    2. Re:I've had the opposite happen by tkw954 · · Score: 1

      So he fixed your problem quickly and sent you a bill. What's your problem?

    3. Re:I've had the opposite happen by GregNorc · · Score: 1

      I agree with parent. One thing I noticed was that they were mad the RAM intalled by one tech cost about 60 bucks online, but was being charges as 120. We live in an information economy. If you want my knowledge, you need to pay me. Let's see that tech hand her the ram at cost, and walk out. Oh what's that? Poor whiny reporter woman can't install ram? Well then I guess it's a bit more complex than she let on.

    4. Re:I've had the opposite happen by taustin · · Score: 1

      As soon as someone printed something from the PC it was plugged in to, it errored out again, with the same error code. Which I found on the manufacturer's web site in less than 60 seconds, and knew exactly what the problem was.

    5. Re:I've had the opposite happen by tkw954 · · Score: 1

      OK, I thought the serial cable was the problem.

  27. Was it a trick test or a realistic one? by davidwr · · Score: 1

    If there's a RAM error that's manifesting itself as a disk error, I'm very likely going to go with the KISS principle and declare it a disk error rather than do an exhaustive diagnostics. Unless, of course, I was charging enough to cover the cost of such a diagnostics.

    How would a RAM error manifest itself as a disk error?

    If the disk-test programs I use deterministically hit the bad spot in RAM in such a way that they consistently reported "sector x is bad," that's how.

    A "trick test" is configuring a system with one error that the "customer" knows good and well will look like something else AND that this particular "fool the expert" situation is rare enough that most technicians won't specifically test for the real cause.

    A realistic test is one that is more representative of the real world. Take 4 machines, a pile of bad RAM sticks, and a pile of hard drives with bad spots. Put 2 random bad RAM sticks in two random machines. Put 1 bad hard drive in 1 of the bad-ram machines and 1 in one of the good-ram machines. Tell the tech "my friend is getting ready to donate these to charity and he wants to make sure there is nothing wrong with them. Here's $your_usual_fee to test all 4."

    Sure, the tech may get unlucky and get a fake-out "trick test" situation like I described above, but at least it will be a fluke and not by design.

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  28. Re:I blame windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right - new hard drive $200, then restore your backup. Oh, no backup - well then you didn't really give a darn about your data anyway, right? Shoot - honestly, who trusts their data to a single spinning hard drive with no backup?

  29. Yeesh by SpectreBlofeld · · Score: 1

    Every time I have random strange errors, the very next step after doing a standard malware/AV scan is popping in memtest86. I've had three sticks of RAM go bad in the last three or four years. A monkey could do it and it should be one of the first steps in the Idiot's Guide to Hardware Failure Diagnosis. Is it a lack of training?

    1. Re:Yeesh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This "test" was bogus. Between a bad RAM, bad mobo, bad cable, and bad cpu problem. The symptoms would be exactly the same (assuming the pc speaker isn't connected) If you don't have the spare part (note: carrying spare RAM doesn't mean you actually have the right RAM for that system!), what would your diagnosis be? In trying to figure out the actual problem is, how many billable hours would you generate?

      I'm seeing plenty of knee-jerk reactions from people here, and the ignorance is appalling. Any good geek can tell you that the time it takes to properly diagnose a problem just isn't worth the time. The more you know about any computer system, the more "possible" causes you realize there are.

      What I have done is walk the person through the diagnostic steps while I'm working on something else, or give them instructions on how to re-install windows (if it's OS/spyware/virus related). The customer's time is free, mine isn't. Don't make me spend my time solely on your problem.

  30. Good techs get business from these guys by grapeape · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I have about 2/3 of potential clients balk at my rates, but of those over half usually end up calling me after making a costly mistake. I charge around the same as Geek Squad but there are tons of little "computer guys" charging nearly half around here. My newest client figured out you get what you pay for when troublshooting a network file server problem, one of the local guys spend 12 hours working on the problem and half-ass worked around the issue after being unable to find the real problem. I showed up monday morning, found the problem in 15 minutes and had things working properly in about an hour and a half total. What matters most isnt the rate they charge upfront but what your going to be charged when the work is done, an incompetent tech is going to cost more nearly every time regarless of their rate.

    1. Re:Good techs get business from these guys by Mr.+Lwanga · · Score: 1

      Amen.

  31. Re:I blame windows by Ajehals · · Score: 1

    Assuming the drive contains data with a value that exceeds $2000*

    *Although family photographs, home videos etc.. are probably easily worth that

    Also on the price I have seen a hardware failure render a RAID'ed SCSI disk array *very* broken, leading to some rather bad writes, cost to recover? $64k at the current exchange rate, at least they implemented a backup system fairly rapidly thereafter.

  32. RAM Failures.. by Qyouth101 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    RAM failures are some of the hardest things to diagnose, because they do not present consistent symptoms, its not unexpected that people can/would get confused by it.

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  33. But at least..... by 8127972 · · Score: 1

    ... They didn't catch them stealing porn and filming their customers in the shower.

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  34. Nice by Malicious · · Score: 1

    $25 to change out the RAM? First: You have to buy RAM, which they probably bought with them (which means it's fair for them to jack the price, unless you want to buy it yourself, without any knowledge). Second, you have to pay for their time , on-site service, and expertise. $25 is unrealistic. $60 to re-install Windows? Easy to fix? Clearly the host doesn't know a whole lot about Computers in general. $60/hour for most shops isn't unheard of, plus re-installing drivers and software, which customers are sure to bitch about later.

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  35. a system that is not makeing it past POST it not.. by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 2

    a system that is not making it past POST it not that easy to fix and bad ram can make it look like a bad MB, cpu, bad pci / pci-e card, or some other part I one worked on a system with a bad HD that was stopping the system from booting / powering on And without a lot of spare parts it is hard to test in some ones house and with ram will need a lot of different types of ram to

    Also the big box store over charge on ram and other parts and some times it is good idea to pay for more ram when you old ram is bad.

    Also a system with messed up system file can be from a Virus / spyware and just doing a windows repair install is not a 100% fix in the case that you will need run a scan and If am working on system with bad system files I will run a scan As I have fixed a system that had so much virus and spyware on it that windows blue screen at boot.

  36. I just did a job on a few laptops by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 5, Interesting

    for a lady. Laptop #1 is a Compaq. She bangs it around over and over and keep breaking the power jack from the motherboard. The power plug acts like a crowbar and prys it loose.

    Laptop #2 is a Dell. The hard drive started acting up. I diagnosed it as a bad HDD.
    She purchased a new hdd through Dell and had it shipped to her. She brought me the laptop and the drive.
    The new drive refused to install, the mobo insisted the drive was password locked.
    I spent about 4 hours on the phone with dell (someone reading a que card in India) and after much agony it was determined that the mobo was bad.
    I called the lady and asked her what she wanted to do. She said that was it, end of the line, trash the PC she wasn't going to spend another penny on it and was buying a new desktop. She asked me how much she owed me for what work I had done.
    I told her "No charge. I didn't repair it so there's no charge. You pay for what you get and nothing more."
    She was flabbergasted and insisted on paying me for my time and trouble. I told her no, don't worry about it.
    She insisted though and after almost getting into an argument with her I told her that if she felt she had to pay me then she could pay me a gratuity in whatever amount made her happy. Her husband suggested $25. She asked me if that was enough. I told her it was more than enough so she wrote me a check for $25.

    I treat people fairly and honestly. I'm not out to get rich and you will never get anywhere by screwing people over. I have a small circle of loyal customers that like me because I treat them well, I treat them with respect and I always deliver on my promises. I LIKE my customers. And I think they like me. I assume they do because they keep calling me back over and over.

    Treat people the way you would want to be treated.

    1. Re:I just did a job on a few laptops by garompeta · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Wrong!, very wrong. You are clearly thinking like a technician, not a businessman.
      There is a golden rule in business: time is money.

      It is nothing unethical to charge for the time that took you to diagnose the problem.
      Not charging the diagnose is actually a "free service" provided by technicians to attract customers, but not clearly it is not the normal thing.

      Charging ridiculous amounts is unethical, but charging for the time it consumed YOU (whatever it was) is perfectly ok.

      In the service business (private teacher, schools, colleges, sky diving lessons, transportation, whatever), whatever service that requires scheduling most of the times they charge you a time slot, if you don't come or come late, they don't refund you the money.
      In the Industrial/Goods Business, the product is money.
      In the Service Business, Time is money. Much more critically than the goods industry, since it is your only limited and not renewable "raw material" from which you can generate revenues.

      Charge for your time.

    2. Re:I just did a job on a few laptops by kcbrown · · Score: 1

      I'm not out to get rich and you will never get anywhere by screwing people over.

      Really?

      Seems to work for Verizon, AT&T, Microsoft, Sony (and all of the big media corporations for that matter), pretty much every politician in office, etc., etc.

      Screwing people over works amazingly well. In fact, it looks to me like it's really the only way to get filthy stinking rich and powerful, especially these days.

      If that's the price one has to pay to get so wealthy and powerful, I'll pass, thanks.

      And so I'm doomed to be something "less" than filthy rich and powerful, as is pretty much every person who has a similar ethical compass as mine. So be it.

      And really, what did you expect? Those who are evil have an inherent advantage over those who are good because evil people follow no rules (except those that work to their advantage) while good people do. In a fight, the person who is least constrained is most likely to win. So is it really any surprise that those who are willing to screw everyone else over tend to be the ones who make it to the top, while those who aren't almost never do?

      The universe favors evil ("evil" == "willing to cause others pain, suffering, and hardship for their own personal gain") because good is constrained by definition.

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    3. Re:I just did a job on a few laptops by VanessaE · · Score: 1
      The one who is wrong here is *you*, sir. Have you ever considered the moral and/or ethical reasons behind not charging someone for a service not fully rendered?


      Let's put it this way: Give the choice between you and the person you replied to, assuming you two have equal skills, I'll go to the other guy because I know he'll treat me like a cusTomer, and not just a consumer. If he can't fix the problem, all I am out is a little of my time. If you can't fix it, I'm out both time AND money. Fuck that.

      Sometimes I thank G*d I know how to repair my car and my computer if either fails.

    4. Re:I just did a job on a few laptops by garompeta · · Score: 1

      No, miss, the reason that you will be going with the other guy is because he is cost-effective (cheaper), even in the case you know he is a little (it has to be just a little, not too much) less knowledgeable than someone who charges fully his time.

    5. Re:I just did a job on a few laptops by garompeta · · Score: 1

      Have you ever considered the moral and/or ethical reasons behind not charging someone for a service not fully rendered?
      By they way who said that the service is not fully rendered? Obviously that would be unethical. I am not charging you for the time I failed repairing the computer, I charging you for diagnosing the problem and telling you if it will be hard or easy to fix it or inform you of its condition.

      Diagnosing is a hell of a work my dear. Usually computer technicians for sake of practicality in repairs of home computers they claim that the PC has a terrible virus and a full reformatting and reinstalling is mandatory. Since you are knowledgeable of "repairing my own computer", have you ever tried to repair a computer infested with spyware? It took me 10 hours in the house of the customer to remove a single unknown undetected Korean hijacking spyware. Yes, a Korean spyware.

      So What is more unethical? To wish a perfect and clean restoration saying that it is impossible a "cleaning" of it (advising a clean and cheaper reformatting), or saying the truth that nothing is impossible in the computer world by removing them by hand? Of course, nothing is impossible if you sweep the hole registry for awkward entries, but does your time and the final result worth it? Probably it will still be crippled for obscure corruptions in the operating system ('esoteric', I call them). And what if the customer chooses the "no, don't erase and redo everything just remove the virus" and a exaggerated prices comes because of the customer's naive choice? ("the customer is always right", doesn't quite apply here). You have no idea what a nightmare a clueless customer is for the technician. "I never touched that", we are used to hear thousands and millions of times.

      Miss, our time is valuable and we have to make them sure to know that it is. And the only way they will value it is by establishing a price for it.

      Diagnose, $x. Repairing, $xx.

      Actually having a penalty fee for making repetitive dumb errors wouldn't be that bad at all...

    6. Re:I just did a job on a few laptops by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

      Um, excuse you pal. I have been working on computers professionally since the late 70's.

      You better think again. I was working on computers when the vast majority of the readers here hadn't even been born yet.
      I'll tell you this, I know WAY more than any other technician in this area.
      The reason I operate this way is because I despise big business and big corporations and VERMIN that are out to screw every penny out of every person on earth. I believe in the little people. I believe in individuals.

      I worked as the tech at a major corporation in the 80's & 90's where I was solely responsible for over 1,800 PC's in one building.
      I was treated like SHIT by the morons that didn't understand how to use their computers. When they pressed the wrong key it was MY FAULT and they took out their ignorant wrath upon me. After several years of abuse I quit and walked away from computer work totally. I was sick of it.
      In the last few years I've resumed that line of work because it's really the only thing I can do. But I refuse to take my business up a level.
      I want to keep it small. I don't want employees, I don't want to open a store front, I don't want the hassle of all that crap. I work by word of mouth only, no advertising. People like me and they call me back. They recommend me to their friends and associates and so on. I get enough work to keep me where I want and need to be. I work at my own pace, set my own hours and I call all the shots. I make judgment calls and oft times I write off charges. Frequently I am called out to one of my favorite customer sites for trivial things such as printer problems or a PC running slow. If I can walk in and out in under 15 minutes I tell the lady "No charge." How's that grab ya? Can't handle the fact that someone actually treats their customers with respect because I LIKE my customers and I care that they are happy with my service?

      About 2 years ago I installed a firewall for a customer running Smoothwall. I gave then a 1 year parts & labor warranty with the machine and software and FREE LIFETIME UPDATES (I do the updates for them when required at no charge forever). They were so nice to me that when their warranty expired around August I told the lady I was going to extend the warranty at no charge until the end of the year, as a thank you to them because they were so nice to me. After that she forgot about the warranty period expiring. So did I. About 3 months later, the PC that ran the Smoothwall died.
      I replaced the PC with a brand new one at NO CHARGE and gave her a one year warranty on the new one. I ate the cost. Why? Because I like my customers. They treat me right and I take care of them. It was no big deal. I keep about 100 PC's on hand so I just pulled one out, installed Smoothwall and switched it out. They were only down about 4 hours on a Saturday. I didn't charge them a penny for any of it.
      But make no mistake about it, I get plenty of billable time and I do indeed make money with my small circle of loyal customers. There's a lot of benefits you can reap by treating people decently.

      You see, what I do is called "personalized service".. I don't treat my customers as if they are just a piggy bank that needs to be robbed.
      You however, seem like you have the Bestbuy Geeksquad mentality. I wish I knew where you work because I would advise my customers to avoid people like you. Oh, and that's another thing. I get asked by my customers to repair all sorts of things. I COULD if I wanted to but I don't want to spin off on oddball repairs (other electronics). I'm more than capable but I just don't want to get into other stuff. PC's are easy and fast.

      It's truly sad that there are people like you in this world. It's people like you that make me hate this world so much and people like you that have made me rebel against the system and throw aside the parasitic, predatory, capitalistic, profiteering and greed driven lifestyle that the Neo-CONS so lovingly embrace. Their plan

    7. Re:I just did a job on a few laptops by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Sorry, you sound like a real idiot. Somebody wants to pay you money and you think it is ok to say no so many times that it causes an argument? Just because you are cheap and don't feel the need to pay someone money when they have worked hard, but through no fault of their own produced nothing, doesn't mean everybody does. Some people actually feel guilty about wasting your time, and aren't so cheap that they don't want to pay you something back. I see this an awful lot with you feel-good types, actually causes a lot of problems than it solves.

      Taking money for work done is being FAIR and HONEST. Try to spin it anyway you want. I guess if you worked on a big project for 6 months and then it got cancelled you would try to argue with the company to take the money back? Is that acceptable?

      Treat people reasonably, they are customers, not your friends, so it is not a bad thing to make a profit - this is how our economy works.

    8. Re:I just did a job on a few laptops by garompeta · · Score: 1

      No man, I excuse you as well. And you and I are not really that far as it seems. First point: You hated me for being treated as trash by people who are completely clueless. Do you think I really like that? What kind of masochist do I have to be to enjoy being treated like shit? Especially by all kind of arrogant customers who think that they know everything about technology just because they read pcworld, cnet, find cracks in astalavista and download torrents from pirate bay. Second point: Your source of revenue is not pc repairing, it is service. That is a whole different story, you are offering customer support. In my case I offered only computer repairings. It would be completely brainless to offer a free repairing if it wasn't in my warranty period that I offered. But as you know I can't fix for free for problems that can happen for user negligence. And if you are so experienced you must know how does it feel that after a clean installation, a full update, application installing (for "free"), and security measures, they call you the next morning saying that the whole system is down. I went to see what was wrong, and what I missed (I was worried about the rpc dcom that was very wild those days) but I took all the safety measures available. They had the windows in Catalan. THE WHOLE WINDOWS IN CATALAN. And they were "oh, I never touched the computer". Yeah, sure, the whole windows in another language by itself and in a single night, right? So, under your principles, should I have made the new maintenance for "free"? When the customer obviously did something wrong but "doesn't remember". I offered warranty and thanks god I never received complains. My time has a price, but my job is guaranteed. If I missed something in negligence, it was my fault and I do it again at no charge. In your case, you don't care, you don't do it for a living. It is a complimentary job to keep your customers satisfied as an extra free service. you said: "If I can walk in and out in under 15 minutes I tell the lady "No charge." How's that grab ya? Can't handle the fact that someone actually treats their customers with respect because I LIKE my customers and I care that they are happy with my service?" No charge, of course no charge, that is not your business. You are comparing a quiet grandpa farmer with a nice apple tree in his land giving them away happily to their neighbors with a farmer who has to live selling apples. There is no comparison at all.

    9. Re:I just did a job on a few laptops by garompeta · · Score: 1

      By the way your aggressive tone is totally uncalled for. I am not overcharging, I am charging for my time. How hard is that to understand? If the problem is solved in the first five minutes, no charge. From five minutes to 3 hours, 60 dollars. Usually it doesn't take longer than that. If does, I charged every 30 minutes of work. Once the job was done, I offered a lifetime warranty, under very special conditions. If they didn't accept the conditions, then only a week of "probation" and free repairs in that week. Do you really think it is a ripoff? I think it is quite fair for me, and it keeps real trivial problems free for "the community". We technicians, we provide a service. We provide a knowledge they don't know. We solve their problems. And you feel guilty for charging the time you spent to help them? And having such options and services made me more valuable than any other technicians I have ever met. Businesses and customers don't really need a smiling face, they need reliability no matter the price. And that is not squeezing the pig, that is reality.

    10. Re:I just did a job on a few laptops by Paulrothrock · · Score: 1

      She insisted though and after almost getting into an argument with her I told her that if she felt she had to pay me then she could pay me a gratuity in whatever amount made her happy. Her husband suggested $25. She asked me if that was enough. I told her it was more than enough so she wrote me a check for $25.

      I usually say "Pay me what you think my services are worth." Since most people think that it's harder than it actually is, I get a good return, and they feel happy about paying me.

      Besides, isn't it a good capitalist who lets the consumer set the price for goods?

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    11. Re:I just did a job on a few laptops by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

      You're an idiot. The more you flap your lips the more you show the world what a jackass you are.
      Keep digging yourself in deeper. You're doing an excellent job.

      If being a greedy, profiteering parasite gets you off, more power to you. You'll get your just deserts in the end.

      Just remember, you reap what you sow.

    12. Re:I just did a job on a few laptops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are forgetting a crucial detail; he had misdiagnosed the problem (I not criticizing him, btw. I'm completely clueless with computers). Not charging anything seems like both a good business decision (people are less afraid of you making mistakes) and, more important (to me and to him), a good ethical choice.

      You can disagree and use a different approach, that's fine, and your charging method is as honest as his, but I don't think you can call it wrong.

    13. Re:I just did a job on a few laptops by PJ1216 · · Score: 1

      i think he responded the way he did when you said what he was doing was wrong. he stated beforehand that he wasn't out to get rich. he stated he only had a small circle of clients. you then said he was 'wrong, very wrong'. i think thats kind of what set him off. normally people don't like being told they are wrong, when in reality its actually that they have a different belief system and different goals and different ideas. both of what you guys are talking about is called "opinion." neither of you are wrong. some people will agree with the other guy. some people will agree with you. both will have good points and both will have bad points. he thinks it immoral to charge for time spent trying to fix something that he couldn't actually fix. you think its immoral to not charge for the time spent doing anything. the thing with morals is that they're all different. his business plan is completely sound, maybe not scalable, but still sound. he may get more quality customers, a better return rate, and less dealing with ignorant people then someone who always charges for their time, takes on more customers, and in the end may look at their job as more of a hassle. its all about what really matters to the person performing the job. nothing is wrong about either viewpoints other than actually calling one of them wrong.

    14. Re:I just did a job on a few laptops by MasterOfCeremonies · · Score: 1

      I spent about 4 hours on the phone with dell (someone reading a que card in India)

      They're employing Mexicans now?
    15. Re:I just did a job on a few laptops by garompeta · · Score: 1

      well, yup, but it seems that he really suffered in that company to react like that. But i thought it was pretty clear the neutral tone of my response after the "wrong..." line.

    16. Re:I just did a job on a few laptops by garompeta · · Score: 1

      Damn man, you have a real issue with business and "evil money" You must have suffered too much in that company, i see. Are you saying that technicians should charge less than the minimum wage and get a sandwich for their job? or at least a minimum wage for a full qualified guaranteed service? What kind of world are you living? It is not being greedy, man. Money is not evil if it is not squeezed by abuse. If the customer gives you money with a smile thanking you and calls you again is a way to demonstrate that the customer is satisfied with your service or your product. It is wrong if you overprice or change the contract after it's been agreed or you can't fulfill the contract and specially knowing before hand that you were incapable of providing a solution. If you force people by deceit that is fraud, that is scam, that is abusing. When customers comes to you by referrals, that is a sign that you are in the right path. That was three years ago, now I don't want to come to the repairing business it is too stressful sometimes. But you are still thinking of it as a hobby and you feel guilty for charging for something you think it should be free. You say that people are happy because you are fixing things for them for free. I would be happy too If I had to save 30 dollars from my pocket. But after that you mentioned another thing, that changed the "free repairs" thing completely, you were offering a "customer service". Your business is not based on fixing computers but offering other services. That is "customer care" and I am 100% with you with that. (but you must be thinking, damn you, you are always thinking in money, not in the "customer") The objective of successful business is not making money but making customers to come again. And that is accomplished not by only reducing prices, but by offering a DISTINGUISHED SERVICE, QUALITY, HONESTY and a EFFICIENT job. But mainly by creating TRUST. The smile is the outcome of this, and it has to come from the customer side, not from you. And that has a ADDED VALUE, and people appreciate that. You are too fixed on the money thing, you are almost obsessed with it. I can understand that you could had a very painful experience with greedy bossy bastards, but money is not evil itself. MONEY IS A SIGN OF RECOGNITION OF YOUR JOB. Period. Anything else is just air and financial gibberish. Unfortunately we are not living in a bartering system, we are under a capitalist system where we need money to literally survive. You mentioned something about graves to me my friend. I am in the funeral business now, yes. And I gotta tell you, unfortunately the average casket costs 3 thousand dollars. Plus the embalming, makeup, permits, death certificates, funeral service, priest, hearse, pallbearers, flower car (if many flowers come), burial (or cremation), graveyard (or crematory), headstone or plaque, vault, it rounds up something between 15 to 50 thousand dollars, depending on the services you select. Yes it sucks, you need money even to die decently. If you think that it is too expensive, you can choose a cardboard box that costs around 300 dollars (for cremation only). If you can't even afford that, the hospital sends your body (bypassing the funeral home) to the morgue so medical students can play with your body or they send it to a common grave with no plaque with other ten people in the same pit. So concluding, it even costs money to die. That is the reality where we live.

    17. Re:I just did a job on a few laptops by PJ1216 · · Score: 1

      it wasn't. and its not a matter of whether he really suffered. some people don't value money the same way others do. the more you value money, the more suffering you'll be willing to put up with. it sounds like you may value money more than he does. you'd be willing to put up with a lot more to make the extra buck. that doesn't mean its better. its just he values other things. different priorities for different people.

    18. Re:I just did a job on a few laptops by garompeta · · Score: 1

      well, i didn't mean "ideologically" neutral but in the rudeness... And, as you said, yes, I value the real value of the money as it is, I don't have that social negative prejudgment of it. anyway...

  37. Memtest86+ by Zymergy · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://www.memtest.org/#downiso Bootable from USB Drive, CD, or Floppy... ...A standard troubleshooting tool in my TS kit. Sure, it takes some time, but it eliminates instability/random software/OS issues and verifies the RAM is 100% IN SITU.

    1. Re:Memtest86+ by Solra+Bizna · · Score: 1

      verifies the RAM is 100%

      You've obviously been lucky enough to have only consistent RAM failures, instead of the more insidious, intermittent kind.

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    2. Re:Memtest86+ by Zymergy · · Score: 1

      I'd have the Memtest86+ boot CD running continuously at the client's location OVERNIGHT and I'd just go there first thing the next morning. Chances are if there are memory/chipset issues, they are already using another workstation (and thank God for ECC RAM on servers!). If Memtest86+ failed to uncover the "intermittent" or "insidious" RAM failure following an all-night session, that would be a first for me. I have had a few cases where the errors were only reported after the second or third pass, and none that occurred after 5 successful passes.

    3. Re:Memtest86+ by garompeta · · Score: 1

      I am wondering how much do you charge for leaving a whole night running, coming twice, discard the possibility of a ram problem the next morning and keep diagnosing.

    4. Re:Memtest86+ by Zymergy · · Score: 1

      You make a very good point. I NEVER gouge customers with any service call and a follow-up visit for the same "event" is part of the first call charge, they paid me to fix it. If I am not there or remotely working on it, I am not on the clock for their bill. I try very hard not to overlap billing, but there is a minimum fee. One can work on multiple systems at the same time, and possible losses on my behalf for a long diagnostic time (such as Memtest86+ may require) are typically absorbed while I preform other NEEDED support functions, (and Memtest86+ is typically used once many other likely causes are eliminated). I charge most clients the same every month as we are retained under a yearly/monthly bundled service contract, however, for an unscheduled off-the-street customer I charge a set diagnostic and/or work fee (agreed to before hand) and I ask that they leave their PC in the shop overnight (typically calling IF it is hardware or if software repair requires purchase, expired AV, etc...) There's always some sort of (actual and needed) work to be done on other PC's/remote servers/etc.. while a scan runs... plus someone, somewhere, is always installing some crapware/spyware/smiley-crap at some small business causing problems. Some clients may still have Win98/ME, or simply won't run their systems other than as 'Administrator' (and they DO pay you to fix them) despite professional and honest advice to lock them down and run an AV that also kills malware. (Some listen, but many users know better then their support people, and you get more business for it... It's the human condition and some PEBKAC).

  38. Does anyone really think by Wapiti-eater · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Shows/videos/articles like this are made to help anyone - other than the producers?

    They exist to sensationalize and already existing fear. capitalize on it and sell air time.

    If "the market" was really pissed about poor service, believe me, the market would make things change.

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    1. Re:Does anyone really think by Nimey · · Score: 1

      The way "journalism" in this country is, we're probably lucky the "geeks" weren't shown wearing turbans or accused in a roundabout, weasely way of terrorism.

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    2. Re:Does anyone really think by AnotherShep · · Score: 1

      Except that's CBC Marketplace. They don't sell airtime.

    3. Re:Does anyone really think by __aawdrj2992 · · Score: 1

      I was wondering why they can't afford more bandwidth.

    4. Re:Does anyone really think by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Oh, yes we should just believe you. The market will magically change, without information about what is a fair deal, about how many stores are out to rip people off. Because it sure worked for all other industries, we all know that you will never get ripped of by a plumber, electrician, landscaper, etc... anymore, before the market has spoken. Or perhaps you are suggesting that people are happy with being drastically overcharged with problems that are incorrectly diagnosed.

      Sure these program are sensationised, but they are not complete fiction either. Every computer expert repairer I have met has proven that they know absolutely nothing about computers. They don't know the difference between dual core and dual cpu. They act more like middlemen, who can spout of some nice terms, but do not often make sense.

  39. Re:a system that is not makeing it past POST it no by illaqueate · · Score: 1

    it is relatively easy if you have extra parts but it can take a lot of time. for example, I recently fixed a friends computer that had a heatsink not properly seated. with the worthless pushpins it's hard to tell if it's making proper contact and it wouldn't post until it was. some of the capacitors looked in bad shape and could be a problem in the future and I had that in my mind as well after eliminating memory/power supply. no way to magically know until I spent a lot of time making sure the heatsink was properly seated.

  40. Video was a HIT PIECE by Dr+Kool,+PhD · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They set out to do a story on how much techs suck no matter the facts. Memory failure causing the system not to boot is very uncommon. Motherboards and power supplies dying happens far more so it's no surprise that this was misdiagnosed by the noob techs. Then they delete a bunch of system files and are OUTRAGED that people tell them they have a virus. If I saw missing system files I'd probably assume a virus too. Then they claim that a reformat was unnecessary, all that was needed was a Windows reinstall? If there were system files missing I'd just assume virus and do a reformat.

    What pisses me off most about this video is the crap they give the guy who diagnosed the memory problem correctly, yet "gouged" them on replacement memory. This guy installed a 1GB DIMM for $120 and they say they were GOUGED because they went on Newegg and found the same memory for $65. Never mind that $65 doesn't include shipping. Never mind that $65 doesn't include tax. Never mind there is NO B&M STORE IN THE WORLD where you can get goods cheaper than you can get them online. If this lady went to Circuit City I bet the same memory would be at least $120. Yet this guy gets called a crook for doing his job well and charging a reasonable price (not even close to gouging).

    This isn't journalism, it's a hit piece.

    1. Re:Video was a HIT PIECE by __aawdrj2992 · · Score: 1

      You're dead on about the RAM prices. It wasn't so much that they claimed that it "should" cost $65, they showed a shot of their know-it-all guy saying he found it online for $65. Regardless, online pricing is normally just the cost of a product plus a razor thin profit marging, because they are online stores. You aren't going to find cheaper (regular everyday) prices around town.

      My other big gripe was the part of the piece where they damaged some Windows files and expected them to just repair it. If you thought that the OS was borked and were going to back up the data then do a Windows repair, you might as well back up their data then reformat and do a clean OS install. It's going to take the same billable time and time on the clock. Why did the the reporters say that should cost $60?

      Finally, while the Geek Squad technician did the wrong diagnosis and proclaimed the PC dead, the journalists made a big deal that he showed them a new PC that (gasp!) his company sells.

      I'm guessing this is what they expected to hear:
      Tech: "Honestly, it's a pretty old computer and the fix would be expensive. You could buy a nice new computer for that much money."
      Customer: "Well show me what these computers have and how much they cost."
      Tech: "FUCK YOU LADY! I am a professional! I INSIST you only buy it from someone else."

    2. Re:Video was a HIT PIECE by computerchimp · · Score: 0

      Yet another Slashdot poster talking out of their butt....there is a lot of that going on in this thread, it is sad:

      Sadness 1:
      The site was not New Egg, it was Canada Computers (or a total clone), its local and the prices online are the store prices, they ship for $7 or you can walk into a store. $120 is most likely a gouge, who know what brand of RAM was going in there. The most likely senario is that it was cheaper generic RAM, so yes charging $120 for a product that retails for $65 is a total gouge.

      Sadness 2:
      As for the problem being hard to diagnose, those big babies should stop crying: A computer that wont post....pull RAM, video, drive cables and other cards out then turn the PC on, see what happens: Selling someone a new PC or telling them to buy a MOBO before doing standard diagnostics is a sure sign of a hack. No one here should be crying about a hard problem, a hard problem just means that it takes a bit more time to diagnose.

      Sadness 3:
      Assuming that a virus caused a corrupt or missing file is bad tech work, your supposed to suspect not conclude, run a diagnostic and verify. These guys lied and stated that the person had viruses, trojans and spyware.
      Man made problems are the hardest to work with; staples charged accordingly, Best buy and MDG (one of the shadiest computer places) over-charged and the super geeks at Infonec should have fixed it and charged or not charged (but who knows, the tv show guys may have asked for a free fix).

      Sandness 4:

      People who are not in the know believe people because they present themselves as being in the know because they are good people that are being taken advantage of.

      CC

    3. Re:Video was a HIT PIECE by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Sadness 3: Assuming that a virus caused a corrupt or missing file is bad tech work, your supposed to suspect not conclude, run a diagnostic and verify. These guys lied and stated that the person had viruses, trojans and spyware.
      Having worked as a desktop tech: Positively ID'ing a virus/spyware infection as the culprit in system file corruption/deletion when the filesystem is okay, and the HDD has no physical problems is GOOD PRACTICE. To verify fully is either impossible or insanely difficult, and the machine needs repaired anyway. Reinstalling one version of Windows over a previous version while retaining fiesystem data often _causes_ harm to semi-working systems. You're _almost_always_ better off being cautious, backing up the data, reformatting and starting from scratch. It takes little if no more time, and you'll be _sure_ that there's no nasty software there (MS Windows not included).
  41. It wasn't hard in this case by Vainglorious+Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    You can't have seen the show - they inserted RAM that had been "blown" (I think they'd dropped a blob of solder on some crucial area) so the machine wouldn't even POST. It's not hard to diagnose why a machine won't even get to post - RAM or motherboard or CPU or an external card. (Indeed all four of those reasons were given by various different techs).

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    1. Re:It wasn't hard in this case by rossz · · Score: 1

      The standard procedure when a box won't even post is to remove everything, drives, memory, video cards, etc and boot it up. If it posts (listen to the beep), start adding crap back in, one at a time. It can be tedious, but it usually (not always) isolates the problem.

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    2. Re:It wasn't hard in this case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      EXACTLY!

      What more needs to be said? Anyone unwilling to do this just doesn't give a damn.

    3. Re:It wasn't hard in this case by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      When I see a box that won't boot, the first thing I do is a quick visual inspection of the RAM and CPU, to see if they've been visibly damaged. My work machine[1] got through four Athlons and three motherboards (northbridge chips) due to inadequate cooling supplied by the lowest bidder (CPU and northbridge fans failing and turning the heatsink into a little oven). When you can see the burn marks on the chip, you can be pretty sure that's the problem. A blob of solder on a DIMM would show up pretty quickly on this kind of test.

      [1] Retasked from one of the labs, and repeatedly rebuilt with other parts salvaged from similar machines. It's mainly used to host my SVN repository (I do real work on my laptop) and so spending money on a new machine didn't seem worthwhile; I got a nice 23" display instead.

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    4. Re:It wasn't hard in this case by jsight · · Score: 1

      You can't have seen the show - they inserted RAM that had been "blown" (I think they'd dropped a blob of solder on some crucial area) so the machine wouldn't even POST. It's not hard to diagnose why a machine won't even get to post - RAM or motherboard or CPU or an external card. (Indeed all four of those reasons were given by various different techs).


      Yes, and this is why I hated that show. Most RAM failures will still boot enough to run a memtest. The fact that it wouldn't tends to imply system board failure. Most gave that as their first guess. Why they didn't try some ram or something is strange to me.

      The guy who immediately thought it was a bad HD was awfully crazy, though.

      Beyond that, they kept acting like it was just a $25 part, and therefore $80 or more total was crazy. Having RAM installed at your site is never going to be a $25 job, and these guys ought to know that.

      Again, though, the dummy who said that a 256MB chip was "hard to find" was a bad tech.
    5. Re:It wasn't hard in this case by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

      The guy who immediately thought it was a bad HD was awfully crazy, though. I don't think a bad HD is a crazy initial thought. Indeed, my mother in law called me about 6 months ago and said that her laptop would not boot. My response, "pull out the hard drive and put it back in nice and firmly, and try powering on again."

      Brace yourself now, because what I'm about to tell you will shock you. It turns out that was the problem. I know, now you think I'm crazy... that's just something we're both going to have to live with.

      All kidding aside, how often have you seen "blown" RAM? I admit, I am not a PC tech, so I don't really have any field experience in this matter. But in your experience, in machines that have been in service for a while, how many RAM failures do you encounter vs. hard disk failures? I've seen plenty of DOA RAM, and plenty of crashed HDs, but I've never hard a once-good RAM module just completely bite the dust on me before.

      Intuition would support this theory. If you had to guess a PC part most likely to fail, would you guess a solid-state component? Or would you guess a component with moving parts that is particularly sensitive to heat exposure?
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    6. Re:It wasn't hard in this case by Hatta · · Score: 1

      they inserted RAM that had been "blown" (I think they'd dropped a blob of solder on some crucial area)

      Har Har!

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    7. Re:It wasn't hard in this case by rossz · · Score: 1

      You are right on about the visual inspection. I left that out of my list of steps. Just a couple of weeks ago I had a dead box. A quick visual inspection was all it took. Burn marks around the onboard video chip were obvious, so I gutted the system.

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    8. Re:It wasn't hard in this case by jp10558 · · Score: 1

      What's worse is when I worked for Geek Squad last year in the store, there was an online (printable) manual that basically told you (WITH PICTURES!) how to do a passable diagnosis on home computer systems. To paraphrase:
      1. Talk to Customer. Find out what happened. Try and get specific error messages or sequence of events.
      2. Look at outside of computer. Any obvious damage or clogged air vents/fans?
      3. Open computer, look for bluged capacitors, burn marks, interior fans clogged, loose cables.
      4. Try to boot computer. Note any beep codes, odd noises, boot speed, POST screens, windows boot + Pop-up messages.

      They estimated you could do this is about 10 minutes on most machines (some really old or screwed up windows installs will take 20 minutes to boot, but then you ought to be charging for time at that point). At this point give a gut estimate.

      1. If you see hardware damage, inform customer what might be damaged, indicate we will need to do a full diagnosis before proceeding with a quote as we can't be sure what all is broken. Also, if you just aren't sure what's wrong, give diagnostic quote and inform customer that you'll call with a repair quote once that is done (also quote turn time on that).
      2. If you get into Windows normally and see obvious spyware/virus issues (we had a tool from Webroot that would do a scan in 5-10 minutes so we'd catch most obvious infections with that) then quote full cleaning cost + if appropriate antivirus + antispyware upgrades/install cost. Inform that we will also do a full hardware diagnostic and may quote additional charges for hardware repair if necessary (we would contact them before doing any billable work).

      There was also a guide for what to do in a full paid diagnostic... I will spare you the details.

      The problem was the techs were never told about this guide, it wasn't printed out lying around, and so I only stumbled upon it while looking around the store knowledgebase while bored one evening. So it really depends on the store - the company may have made lots of tools available for even the least knowledgable tech to use, but if the supervisors aren't telling people to use it, or worse actively "cowboy" rules and procedures, well who knows what will happen.

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    9. Re:It wasn't hard in this case by jsight · · Score: 1

      I don't think a bad HD is a crazy initial thought.


      I don't think it is a crazy initial thought either. If someone said to me "my pc suddenly stopped booting", I'd probably jump to similar conclusions and ask similar questions.

      But he had the box in front of him that wouldn't even POST. That lowers the hd odds pretty dramatically. :)

      Pulling the HD out and starting to copy data from it lowers it even more dramatically.

      Yes, I know... you didn't watch the video.
    10. Re:It wasn't hard in this case by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

      Yes, I know... you didn't watch the video. Watch the video?! Heck, I'm lucky to read the articles. ;)
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  42. Depends:'cause they're good 'nough for Bea Arthur. by UncleTogie · · Score: 1

    Strange, I've never worked as a tech although I've supported groups in IT operations and I've encountered contact problems with both RJ-45 and RJ-15 jacks so many times that I couldn't put a real number to them.

    Yup. Especially common in "road warrior" laptops that see a LOT of plugging/unplugging, food service venues that get that "food gunk" built up everywhere, and offices that allow drinks in the cube, or have bare wire stretched/scotch-taped to the floor...

    ...and do you mean RJ-11 or RJ-25?

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  43. That's not all the worst offender did by Vainglorious+Coward · · Score: 1

    The "worst offender" (from Nerds on Site) mentioned in the TFA also copied the contents of the hard drive onto his own system. He even had the temerity to joke about going through the woman's holiday photos later.

    When the boss of Nerds on Site saw the video he said "that guy is not an employee, as of right now". The voiceover at the end of the segment said the arsehole was still actually with NoS, but not in a customer-facing role. So that's all right then.

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  44. Re:I blame windows by Nimey · · Score: 1

    I don't know what world /you're/ living in, but memtest tools will sometimes pass RAM that's bad, and you'll have to swap the RAM before the problem goes away.

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  45. My mom by SniperClops · · Score: 1

    My mom saw this report and said she was glad to have me around because her internet went down and she didn't know how to fix it (All it was, was her ethernet cable became unplugged). She would have been suckered by one of these type of people because she has no clue when it comes to computers

  46. Flux Capacitor by ipooptoomuch · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry sir, but your quantum decoupler is causing a space time rift near your flux capacitor. I'm going to have to go back in time to replace your cybernetics core in the 7th dimension or the resulting solar flares will destroy your forge. $11,000 please.

  47. Caveat Emptor by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    No different from, say, getting your car repaired. The best way is to ask around, find somebody competent, and stick with him (or her.) It also helps to learn a little about the subject as well ... makes it harder to have the wool pulled over your eyes.

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  48. Re:I blame windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... and just to rub it into American folk ... that's with $1 CAD ~= $1 USD.

    That's right, we have "real" money now. You can finally put those caribou and beaver coins you've accumulated to good use.

  49. Did the geeks charge..... by GaryOlson · · Score: 4, Insightful
    $150 for a courier fee?
    $1000 per "point" of processor speed?
    $350 document transfer fee?
    $650 document research fee?
    $350 document copying fee?
    $75 long distance phone calls?

    If the customers were lawyers and mortgage bankers, I think they did not charge enough. I suggest investigative reporting spend more effort investigating lawyers and financial service companies first.

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    1. Re:Did the geeks charge..... by MonkeyBoy · · Score: 1

      Fat chance of that happening.

      Even investigative reporters occasionally need to get home, car, etc. loans.

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  50. $2000 guy not the "worst offender" by ymgve · · Score: 1

    The guy that suggested the $2000 hard drive recovery can't really be called the worst offender unless he would have gotten some kickback or compensation for refering customers. Of course, he sucked as a tech, but saying "Your hard drive is broken - if there's anything important on it, the recovery might cost $2000" is hardly offensive or underhanded.

    1. Re:$2000 guy not the "worst offender" by computerchimp · · Score: 1, Informative

      hahaha....that guy was by far the worst offender! -He copied files from her "broken HD"; I still can't figure that one out! -The guy was totally jerking her around for his own amusement; come on only a total tard could come up with a line like that and be serious. -Lets say he was serious, he is a fraud. Lets say he wasn't serious, he took her time and attempted to take money. He is a thief. The other guys were bad, but not as bad as this turkey. How come he did not get fired? Is he related to the owner? CC

    2. Re:$2000 guy not the "worst offender" by browman1 · · Score: 1

      I agree, $2000 is not beyond the realms of imagination for a decent hard disk recovery service.

    3. Re:$2000 guy not the "worst offender" by jsight · · Score: 1

      I agree, $2000 is not beyond the realms of imagination for a decent hard disk recovery service.


      Exactly. And this also showed that his manager at the end was an idiot. If the data really is important and has to be recovered, and the hd really is bad, then that is the right course. And 2k is certainly conceivable for a data recovery service on a bad hd.

      Of course the diagnostic was pathetically wrong.

      And the manager at the end reminded me of a typical non-tech sales guy trying to make good for the camera. I've worked with folks like that before, which gave me a pretty heavy disdain for this particular weasel. Ugh.
  51. Re:You can blame M$. Re:I blame windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No wonder your sockuppet is down to posting at -1 twice a day.

  52. Geek Squad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was out at a bar playing pool one night and ran into some guy w/ a geek squad shirt on. He said he and his friend worked for the co. He also said he loved the job cause he gets to use the car and he gets half of the $50/hr repair fee. Sooooo... they just sit on their asses prolonging trouble calls. It's a win (company)/win (geek)/lose (customer) situation. Everyone's happy!

  53. The fundamental problem with this thread.... by ChangeOnInstall · · Score: 1

    ...is that Flash video won't play in Firefox on Linux. All us Linux knobs who have had nightmares diagnosing bad RAM (it's the most common cause of a flaky Linux machine in my experience, and a giant PITA to find) are thus screaming about the nature of the test and talking about disk corruption. :D

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    1. Re:The fundamental problem with this thread.... by Wapiti-eater · · Score: 1

      Played just fine on my F7 box in Firefox.

      Follow this, may haylp ya sum:

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  54. Wrong way to check by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "when was the last time geeks.com checked your power supply with a multimeter"

    If you're experienced, you'd know that in general, that's not the best way to check, although it's not horrible.

    In general, if you're experienced, it's pretty clear when the PS goes bad. Easy way to check is to start disconnecting peripherals (CD... whatever), and look for the problem to disappear.

    On the other hand, if I was going to people's houses to fix computers, I'd always make sure I had one of those cards you plug in to do a diagnostic, a boot disk, 2 sticks of common memory, a couple hard drives, an ATX power supply, and a fresh copy of Windows XP in case I needed to install windows and the person didn't have a legit way to prove they owned Windows. ... and to say to diagnose memory and replace it for $25 is off by about $100. Unless they think people should work for free and then sell the memory at wholesale.

    1. Re:Wrong way to check by QuietObserver · · Score: 1
      Generally that's true, but Power Supplies can go out in ways that aren't readily evident:

      They can just stop working (sometimes without warning, as I have experienced via other friends).

      They drive you batty for several weeks/months, then stop working (like my last supply did; fortunately, my current supply, which was used, is working fine).

      My friend and I happened upon two of my friend's former neighbors at a computer store as they were getting their computer back from repair. The technicians at the store claimed the issue was the motherboard, but as soon as my friend and I powered the machine up, we could tell that the problem wasn't either; the computer would boot to the Windows splash screen, and then we would lose picture, and afterwards, subsequent reboots would only give the video driver screen before the screen blanked, we realized that the problem was the power supply. My friend subsequently arranged to work on fixing the problem for a lot less than the store charged them for not fixing the issue, basically charging a little for labor and at cost for the replacement power supply, if he found he would be unable to replace it with a working used supply, as we did my own when it went out. Not all power supply problems are immediately evident, and some problems attributable to a power supply issues are actually motherboard issues.

    2. Re:Wrong way to check by MrNiceguy_KS · · Score: 1

      Plus, I have on more than one occasion seen a flaky power supply take out a motherboard. If I suspect a power supply of looking at me funny, it gets replaced. If I'm replacing a motherboard, I almost always change out the power supply too. No sense letting a new motherboard get fried by the same crappy power that fried the last one.

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  55. Re:a system that is not makeing it past POST it no by VanessaE · · Score: 1

    Speaking of extra parts, someone please give the GP a few periods, commas, and other punctuation. For G*d sakes...

  56. Re:I blame windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... and just to rub it into American folk ... that's with $1 CAD ~= $1 USD.

    according to the evening news, it's now $1 CAD = $1.026 USD.

  57. Working on home computers is not profitable by AmazingRuss · · Score: 1

    Anybody that does it and wants to make money pretty much has to gouge. There is usually no valuable (monetarily) data on the machine, and the machine itself is usually worth less than 300 bucks, so you can't realistically charge more than 100 bucks including parts. Anything that takes longer than 30 minutes is just not gonna work.

    It's grossly wasteful, but I just tell people to replace the thing. I'll do data recovery if they want to pay, but that's about it.

  58. really a misleading report... by sjs132 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Yeah, it looked like some guys tried to take the easy way out (sell a new computer instead of fix, etc..) But I also saw the "expert" from some college saying the ram part should be only $25... What about shipping, installing, time, I remember the days when I worked Temp jobs... I was billed out at $80/hr even though I only saw $12 of it. There is overhead to have a person come over to your house and fix something. "Fix it yourself?" Umm... Don't think so. Too many folks don't know. How many times do you change your own breaks? or do something on a car? You don't you take it to the mechanic. Some mechanics are crooks & As&holes.. Same in the computer biz. But the rest of us are not.

    Also for getting parts online... I've always been asked when I tell someone they need ram/hd/etc to go buy online... but they want it NOW.... So off to the BigBox store we go to purchase it NOW... Tsk...Tsk... Rather one sided.

    As for the "nerd" with the "clean room" idea... I tell people that all the time when I'm explaining what could go wrong and it happens to include HD's... A Person HAS to put a $$$ Figure on their data... Is it worth $XXX to get it back, or just drop a new drive in and go. It actually looked like he just diagnosed it wrong as a Drive instead of ram. If it was a Drive and he copied the files over and restored them onto the new drive after setup, my "customers" would see me as a GOD and not think twice. IF that was the problem but we know he missed it. I don't think it was ill intention, just choppy edits, and a bad personality that seemed to want to go for the glitz of the problem instead of simple ram fix.

    Oh well...

    BTW, I didn't see a single "geek" with a wrist strap... And the complaints about some standards or lack of screening would be fixed if people hired were at least A+ or etc... SOME type of certification is better than none. At least with A+ they (used to) stress static shock damage with hardware, etc...

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  59. Funniest misdiagnose... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1
    The funniest misdiagnose I ever saw was a false-virus alert... At one point (in 486 times), some bright dope brought about CPU fans with a speed alert. Whenever the fan would stop spinning, it would start playing "Für Elyse". So, those got installed at clients all over the place, and promptly got forgotten.

    Several years later, a client calls, saying "my computer plays music". So, the tech sent there thought there was a virus, which was quite unlikely because the box was a Novell 3.xx server... Nevertheless, he bgrings the box in the shop, and it was only then that some old(er) hand remembered about the musical CPU fans... Sure enough, it was some caked-in dust that prevented the fan for turning, but for safety, we changed the CPU fan nonetheless...

  60. Lies, Damn Lies and Editing Video... From Toronto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
    Well I'm in the computer repair business AND in Toronto and my mom called yesterday to tell me this was on, so I tuned in, as an 'expert' as it were. Watching the show and then rewatching the first part I missed from the web, it becomes obvious that parts of the recorded sessions with their tech help were edited to make it seem over the top.

    Here's a bunch of points and the text from the show:

    The presenter says that blown ram is a "simple problem" ?? WTF ... Also the price they quote for the 512MB DDR ram at $25 really lowballing it. 512MB of DDR-184 may be $29 to $35 at the "in store" for good cheap parts in Toronto, but where any average person would shop at Staples.ca it's $79.92... And of course there is installation, and more importantly diagnosing which can be nasty, so stating $25 gives the viewer the impression that A) it's easy, and B) total cost _should_ be $25... (see end for URLs)

    They show three of the in-home techs at work, again just snippits.

    "Grade A Students": he supposedly, remember the video is heavily edited, tells them they need a new motherboard. Well with an older computer, the chances are just about even that its the ram or the motherboard. The guy may not be the best repair tech in the world, but it's not over the top to suggest that. The one fault I find with him is telling the customer to "go buy a motherboard" as there's no way an average user could do that. The show points out A) he charged $80 which seems fair for in-home visit to diagnose something, and B) reiterating it's a motherboard "don't need" thus making the diagnosis seem rediculous.

    "Nerds On Site": this is the fellow they make to look the worst, but from the few edits they do have of him, he seems to ask some good questions off the bat, "Is the hard drive making different sort of sounds?" That is the best question to ask a user since the CLICK CLICK CLICK of a bad drive most people do hear and they know "it didn't sound like that before". So this guy guesses it's the HD before he opens the case, which is actually a bad diagnosis since we can only assume the box didn't even POST with the bad ram (if it did POST with flakey RAM well it could be anything right?). Their expert tells the viewers, "you can't make any kind of diagnosis that quickly", when in fact yes you can with a bad HD or even bad ram/mb...

    "Geek Squad": So they show the guy saying "My professional advice is the motherboard. You have to have it taken in and you have to replace the motherboard", which is perfectly reasonable. On-site it's almost impossible to figure out if it's the mb or not, and if you don't carry spare ram, figuring out if its the ram is also best done in the shop. At this point the show states "Remember the problem's a broken ram part. So far we've heard it was the motherboard, the cpu, and the hard drive. All wrong." But those are their guesses and all are reasonable for being in the field guesses, so they're not wrong, save the HD guess, but that guy is not necessarily the most adept diagnostician... Continuing, "Out of 10 techs we call in, only these 3 can figure out what the problem is." So these three guys try pulling out the ram and try one at a time. Again, since it's an old system, guessing that's the the MB is not that off base, though not trying the ram is a shame but not over the top.

    Taking Advantage of "most of us"

    "we track down 3 techs who used to work for big name retailers, Rob, Macolm, and Shawn confess that taking advantage of most of us is easy"... um 'taking advantage' of most people who often don't know much more than 10 things about using the computer, when a seasoned pro may know and encounterd say 1,000 to even 10,000 things. Well how easy would be for a doctor to say to a patient, "look's like you've got a dwarf living in your belly" and that person believe them??

    On the average customer

    Presenter: "When people come in with a crashed computer, how much do they actually know about what was wrong

  61. Those greedy geeks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Are we talking about the same greedy geeks that created the free software foundation? Or maybe the geeks that invented the majority of the technology that the internet runs on? Oh, and then they gave away the source and specs for free? Maybe we're also talking about the geeks who stay up at night combing over code to fix a security hole in X software so users can sleep easy knowing their banking information isn't getting stolen? Are these the same geeks that go to bat for nothing against large corporations to ensure that the average user isn't being treated badly?

    Oh, we're not talking about those geeks? Then I guess you're right, geeks are greedy.

    1. Re:Those greedy geeks... by smash · · Score: 1

      Nah, the "geeks" in this story are just simple idiots playing make believe like they know what they're talking about. They've never done anything of any significance.

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  62. perhaps not so simple? by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Perhaps a "simple RAM failure" isn't so simple to diagnose?

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    1. Re:perhaps not so simple? by smash · · Score: 1

      Yeah, those "simple ram testers" are fucking hard to use. or not. I know Dell even include an easy to use one with the system media...

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      I run: Windows, OS X, Linux, FreeBSD. Just because you have a hammer, doesn't mean everything is a nail.
    2. Re:perhaps not so simple? by amazeofdeath · · Score: 1

      Actually it's pretty simple to diagnose. The usual procedure for with non-POSTing computers is:

      1. Unplug all the drives and generally strip the comp naked till you have only PSU, motherboard, CPU and its cooler connected.
      2. Try to boot, you should get missing RAM error beep.
      3.
      a) If absolutely nothing happens (fans don't spin etc), unplug power button wires and try to start the comp with a screw driver (eliminates faulty power switch on the case). If still nothing happens, most likely either the PSU or the mobo is dead. In this case the system should be tested outside the case, if there's a (rare) earthing problem with case.

      b) If there are no error beeps, the PSU or the motherboard is likely faulty. This condition can happen when the CPU is dead or the cooler is uninstalled improperly (common sympton on Core 2 Duo systems), all these things can be quite easily checked if you have some spares available. Usually it's sensible to start with another PSU, as that's the most common culprit.

      c) There's a missing RAM error. Try booting with one stick installed, if it now boots (or gives a missing graphics card error) try adding another stick (if there are more than one in the system), or proceed to step 4. If the comp won't boot with a stick of RAM in any of the slots, testing with a known good stick of RAM will resolve whether the original RAM or the mobo (or its RAM slots) are faulty.

      4. Add the graphics card (if there's one). If it won't boot, the card is faulty. If it boots, start adding the rest of the components one by one, until the comp wont POST.

      This simple sequence has worked for me every time (FYI, I keep a small labs worth of mainly old hardware running, although I have no formal training in the area).

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    3. Re:perhaps not so simple? by moz25 · · Score: 1

      On the contrary: a faulty RAM stick can usually be diagnosed within a few minutes with free tools like memtest86. I've done this before and was able to find out which stick was faulty on a computer that kept freezing up.

      Tools to test common failure paths should be a standard part of your toolkit if you're serious about this work.

    4. Re:perhaps not so simple? by garompeta · · Score: 1

      It is not about simplicity, but about practicality. And it is impractical as hell. Damn, I am already having cramps just for thinking about hardware problems. Who said that brute forcing is complicated? it is the simplest and dumbest method in the world. Trial-and-error, is simple as hell, but practical? hell no!

    5. Re:perhaps not so simple? by Racemaniac · · Score: 1

      ofcourse, when you suspect the ram to be the issue. but if you're seeing signs indicating other things, ram might not be the first thing you go checking...

    6. Re:perhaps not so simple? by jsight · · Score: 1

      Yeah, those "simple ram testers" are fucking hard to use. or not. I know Dell even include an easy to use one with the system media...


      Watch the video. The machine wouldn't boot far enough to run memtest86.
  63. Tech's are morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Step 1.

    Air Compressor. Clean all that crap out of the fans and power supply.

    2. Check for swollen (or leaky) caps (if bad replace MoBo). Check for proper cooling including CRACKED FAN HOUSINGS on the heatsink (VERY COMMON esp on P4s)

    3. Pull off all IDE/SATA/SCSI ribbons cables etc. Put 'em on a cable tester. Replace if needed.

    4. Hook the Power Supply up to a tester and . . . test it. Replace if needed (replace in eMachine regardless, it'll go out soon enough).

    5. Remove HDD's, and hook them up externally to a PC that has had its AV/AM software updated withing the last 24hrs. I personally recommend Avast or Avira and Spybot, Ad-Aware, SuperAntiSpyware. This will get most bugs off, but not all. Also run a chkdsk. If its win2k or newer make sure its NTFS and not FAT (YOU'D BE AMAZED). Check to see if the drive is full or close (this causes TONS of issues in Windows). If its full, sell the customer a bigger one - - clone the old drive to the new one dynamically growing the partitions. Don't know a good free tool that does this, so a commercial solution is best - - - or the customer can lose data.

    6. While step 5 is running, boot the HDDless PC with a diagnostic disk (such as Ultimate Boot CD) and run some stress tests to determine if the RAM/MoBo/CPU etc. has any failures. Replace as needed.

    7. Once the HDD is back in the original PC, boot into safemode and log in as ADMIN. If the machine doesn't get that far - do a repair install. Run msconfig and make sure some idiot; er ah . . . the customer isn't running in selective startup (VERY COMMON).

    8. Go to Add/Remove Programs and remove the hundreds of dollars in crapware the customer installed while trying to fix it him/herself... Super Reg FIxer Pro, etc. Then run a good cleaning tool (like CCleaner) to get rid of unneeded garbage files and simple registry errors (dupes, dead links etc.)

    9. Install a good AntiSpyware tool like Spybot or SuperAntiSpyware or Ad-Aware. Update and run. If it doesn't update run LSPFIX then WINSOCK FIX (from a cd-r or usb key), then try again. Then run a real registry tool like the free RegSeeker or equivalent.

    10. Run Hijack This. Select anything suspicious for deletion. If you are 110% sure about an entry - - GOOGLE IS YOUR FRIEND, that's all I gotta say.

    11. Boot into regular mode. Install a good AV (ie NOT NORTON or MCAFEE) If crappy AV is already loaded; remove it. It wasn't done while in SAFE MODE because Norton/McAfee cannot be removed from SAFE MODE. If they refuse to uninstall (and they often do) do google search for "XXXXX REMOVAL TOOL" (XXXXX=Norton or McAfee). Avast AV or Avira are both free for personal use and much better products; AVG ain't too bad. Update 'em and run a scan. After that run another Spyware scan while the AV's real time protection is on.

    12. Run HiJackThis again, and look for "nofiles" or any entries that mysteriously came back. Double check them and MAKE SURE they are malware entries. Since multiple scans didn't zap them, do a search for a SPECIFIC removal tool for the persistent virus. At this point it is probably Vundo or a variant as its often updated to get around virus scanners. While Vundofix is awesome, it may not get rid of it alltogether if the PC is infected with the latest version - - but it will give you its name and location (usually C:\Windows\System32\) and you can now shut the machine off and access it (again) by hooking it up to another box. Now that its not the BOOT drive you navigate to the file thru explorer and delete it without permission hassles.

    If you can do this - you are better than 99% of all PC tech's I've ever worked with. I've worked at "big" stores and mom/pop shops fixing PC's since the 486 was cutting edge and most tech's don't know shit from shinola - - especially ones with an A+ cert.

    1. Re:Tech's are morons by garompeta · · Score: 1

      Probably the guy who does all that is really worthy enough to not be called a clueless tech-wannabie assh0le.
      BUT, experimented techicians would:

      If there is an instability:
      1) Check hardware problem: Check Mother, ram, pins contacts and twisted pins (everywhere), power supply, temperature, hard drive bad sectors, partition table...
      2) Software problem: Format! (backup files and reinstall, and backuping again the whole disk image once finished)

      If there is a spyware problem:
      1) Format! (backup files and reinstall, and backuping again the whole disk image once finished. I never saw anybody doing a imaging but that would be a great service.)

      If there is a Virus problem,
      Idem Spyware solution

      You made a terrible choice recommending ad-aware, it is not as efficient it was when it came to the market in the beginning, replacing grc's antispyware.
      Nowadays Ad-Aware sucks greatly, and I haven't found any reliable antispyware in the market yet.
      Only Webroot's is just decent, not good, decent.
      And for Antivirus the *ONLY* reliable two are *NOD32* and *Kaspersky*.

    2. Re:Tech's are morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Air Compressor. Clean all that crap out of the fans and power supply."

      Wow, I've not seen such a long post fail within the first 3 words.

      You should not be using an air compressor to clean computers. They are a ESD danger. What's the point in a "clean" computer that may now exhibit weird intermittent problems in several months.

      If you have to blow it, use a lense cleaner blower. They use an inert casem which hugely reduces the chance of static problems.

    3. Re:Tech's are morons by rbochan · · Score: 1

      ...If you can do this - you are better than 99% of all PC tech's I've ever worked with...

      Yes, and if you've done all this to their machine, you've charged them considerably more than the average consumer's computer is worth - especially if it's an infestation issue.
      I always give the customer the choice: yes, I can sit there for hours and hours removing loads of shit that a machine's infested with, or I can spend a couple of hours re-imaging and updating the machine. Which is the more economical solution?

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      ...Rob
      The American Dream isn't an SUV and a house in the suburbs; it's Don't Tread On Me.
  64. Idiots by codingmasters · · Score: 2, Informative

    That is why I will never let a so-called computer technician into my house to look at my computer which he knows jack all about.

  65. Re:Depends:'cause they're good 'nough for Bea Arth by greenbird · · Score: 1

    ...and do you mean

    Brain fart. RJ-11 for cat 3.

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    Who is John Galt?
  66. Funny, $120 too much for 1G RAM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its a really bad exmple, sure its 1G RAM,..but is it DDR, DDR2, DDR3? PC133??
    Got bored watching the show, so i dont know.

    Interesting how the report and alike will pay $500 or more on some shoes or clothes, that you can get in China for $10.

  67. the planet is being gouged by your solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The planet is sinking fast under the weight of semi barely broken or one year old now "obsolete" electronic junk. Millions of tons of toxic electronic ewaste, representing billions of tons of excess CO2 into the atmosphere and who knows what crap into the drinking water aquifers. It costs extra energy, massive pollution, and is just plain wrong, it's the electronic SUV syndrome. I say we need to go back to when stuff was repairable, as in designed and specced to be repairable, and lasted decades. I *commend* the techs who can take a soldering iron and fix a bad cap or troubleshoot the power supply and get that computer running again. I *condemn* your solution because you think it isn't cost effective. You think that from shallow thinking, you obviously didn't take into account all the parameters, just the most narrow focus ones, the most immediately apparent (example: chess-one move in advance, then stop thinking) and as such, are most likely educable on the subject. Consider yourself at least informed now.

    Not a flame, just a reminder this is the 21st century, not the 20th when no one cared much about the environment or the ramifications of the throw away society. You can't throw away problems like that, you just shift the actual real and tangible costs to your neighbor or the next generation, both seriously bad mojo.

    Computers on the desktop have been quite fast enough for some years now. Performance issues are better represented from the cost and environmental issues side at the software end now. It's just loads cheaper and cleaner to write better code so that older machines can get more useful life out of them before junking them. Yes, at some time they should be replaced, but frankly, the differences today are marginal at best and there is no way, even with running power standards, that it is environmentally cheaper to just keep upgrading every year or even two, the costs are not recoverable when you look at the entire manufacturing stack versus slight improvements in power consumption at the wall outlet. You need to sit on that machine for 5 to ten years to justify the power savings in the gestalt, and this could be done-if we held designers to engineer robust machinery that could be repaired easily, and to the software devs who didn't totally rely on faster processors and huge amounts of ram for every little tweak advantage. It is possible to make faster, less bloated and more featureful code, it's just *easier* for them to rely on people junking the planet for new machines in short time frames.

    And don't get me started on stupid music playing gadgets and throw away cellphones, biggest waste going out there (and marginally better "gaming" video cards, what a joke, big time TV wrestling for the chair bound). IMO, they should slap 100% environmental tariffs on those things right now to discourage casual tossing and getting the new shiny model every six months when there is no actual need for it.

    Some saner compromise is needed here, between new and improved buy it now!! and just chuck it out in one year or if one 5 buck part needs replacing but it isn't possible or no one knows how to do that anymore, etc.

        And it is up to every individual to do their part, because you WILL pay for it, now or later, but you won't be dodging the costs associated with the throw away society. Not you, not me, not anyone, we all are and will be paying a higher and higher cost for that throw away mentality. The sooner we start paying what stuff really costs, the sooner we can get this sorted out better and get back to evolving as a sane species that recognizes the value of not shitting in the nest you occupy.

  68. Journalism sting by r_jensen11 · · Score: 1

    Isn't that /.? I could've sworn half of the summaries are examples of just that. And that half of the articles linked are just as bad as their summaries. My god, does that make Zonk our own Chris Hansen?

  69. Where, Where? by amake · · Score: 1

    This one is starting to bug me almost as much as "loose" vs. "lose". From Wikipedia:

    Hear hear is an expression that originated as hear ye, or hear him, usually repeated. This imperative was used to call attention to a speaker's words, and naturally developed the sense of a broad expression of favour.

  70. Trojan is like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you hear "Trojan is like the oldest virus" at 9:30 in the video, you know it's ignorance.

  71. news flash: by smash · · Score: 1
    Most "home computer repair technicians" are fucking incompetent. I wouldn't trust them to clean my toilet, let alone work on my PC.

    There are good ones, but by and large the majority of them are idiots.

    Why? because even an idiot has far more of a clue than the average user, who, when faced with a yes/no windows dialog, miraculously forgets how to read, freezes and has to call IT support.

    Nothing against the clueless computer users out there, it's just unfortunate that the barrier to entry as a "guy good with computers" is so fucking appallingly low... that the incompetent ones out there get believed...

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    I run: Windows, OS X, Linux, FreeBSD. Just because you have a hammer, doesn't mean everything is a nail.
  72. Re:I blame windows by djlowe · · Score: 1

    Of course, if you don't have a memtest tool on you, you shouldn't really be calling yourself a diagnostic tech.


    Beg to differ: Sure, you should carry one with you. But, are you really going to be able to justify the time needed to run one? If the problem's intermittent, a quick test probably won't catch it (and, if you're relying those results, well, that's foolish, too)... and if you suspect a memory error despite the results of a quick test, I doubt the customer would be willing to pay for the onsite time to run extensive tests. Better to bring the computer back to the shop and do it right.

    Ideally, you have a real memory tester in-house: That's the best way to test memory - in isolation.

  73. Who cares about haircuts? by Rix · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Men pay a *lot* more for insurance. Fix that before worrying about petty little things.

    1. Re:Who cares about haircuts? by daeg · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Don't forget about alimony, child support, and any number of other ways women can screw men, and not in the good way.

      In the words of Stewie Griffin, "Wouldn't it be marvelous if I turned out to be a homosexual?"

    2. Re:Who cares about haircuts? by wolrahnaes · · Score: 1

      Men pay a *lot* more for insurance. Fix that before worrying about petty little things. Eh, among my group of friends it seems to be justified.

      Women tend to get in more accidents, but they're typically minor fender benders and the like. With the exception of a few crappy plastic cars, those don't tend to cost too much if anything. Us men on the other hand don't get in those minor accidents very often, but when we do wreck it's usually the "roll off an embankment at 120 MPH and plow through a bus full of nuns" (apologies to whoever I stole that from before butchering it) kind of thing.
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    3. Re:Who cares about haircuts? by lubricated · · Score: 1

      yeah but it's still price discrimination. Imagine if they were charging different races different prices people would be up in arms.

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      It has been statistically shown that helmets increase the risk of head injury.
    4. Re:Who cares about haircuts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget about alimony, child support, and any number of other ways women can screw men, and not in the good way.

      I'm sorry, but are you actually saying that child support is a way for women to screw men???

      Incredibly, I've always been under the impression that it's a way for bastards who abandon their kids to be forced to face their responsibilities and contribute financially to their (the kids') upbringing. How silly of me!

    5. Re:Who cares about haircuts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imagine if they were charging different races different prices people would be up in arms.

      Well, technically, they do charge different races different prices, at least to a point.
      Insurance rates differ greatly by neighborhood, with certain inner city neighborhoods in L.A., Chicago, New York or Detroit (with their respective racial compositions) being assigned far higher life or theft insurance rates than, say, Rochester, Minnesota.
      And this is perfectly valid for the insurance companies to do - if you run a higher risk, no matter the reason, they want to hedge their bets by charging you higher rates. That's sound Economics - not racial discrimination.
      If you're a white person living in those same areas, you'll be charged the higher prices, too, as you will also be running the higher risks (if not more so), but in effect, certain racial groups do end up disproportionally affected.
      (Just as men who want very elaborate, long haircuts would probably be charged women's cut prices, but this doesn't happen too often...)
      The real question is - do insurance companies, or hair salons, or mechanics, for that matter, go a step beyond and possibly take advantage of the fact that few men want elaborate long layers, and few whites live in certain neighborhoods, to charge prices that differ more than is appropriate, figuring that nobody would notice the disproportionate effect?

    6. Re:Who cares about haircuts? by Cervantes · · Score: 1

      Move to Alberta, Canada. They (rightly) decided a few years ago that such predatory actions were discriminatory. All drivers are now charged the same, regardless of gender, and you get fixed discounts for each year you go accident-free. Several other Canadian provinces have, or are planning to, follow suit.

      Charging men more for insurance is nothing but profiteering discrimination. But they can get away with it because it's MEN, and apparently it's still acceptable to have male stereotypes. But, imagine the outcry if they started charging women more because everyone knows women are bad drivers.

      Bah, don't get me started :)

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      If I knew the wedgies I gave you back in 6th grade would have resulted in this . . . I might have taken a moments pause.
    7. Re:Who cares about haircuts? by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Men usually end up paying child support because it's virtually impossible for them to get custody of their children, even when it's obvious that the kids are way better off with Dad. In the rare case that the Dad actually gets custody, I've never heard of the Mom paying any kind of child support, ever.

    8. Re:Who cares about haircuts? by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      Clearly it's one or the other. There couldn't possibly be situations in which it has gone the other way...

      Seriously though, plenty of men spend tens of thousands of dollars in an attempt to get custody of their children after a broken relationship, and not only don't get the kids, but end up paying alimony and child support to the mother. How is fighting to keep said kids "abandoning" them? In many states, divorce law boils down to "the woman is always right unless the cops saw her beating the kids". She gets her kids, and her lifestyle maintained by her former husband, and the guy gets the shaft.

      I know two separate men who fought to get custody of their children from an unfit mother, lost, and were forced to pay child support... Then later got custody of the children when the women were committed in incidents unrelated to the divorce, and the men still had to pay these women the child support for more than two years before the courts finally fixed it.

      Yes, it *can* be a way for women to screw men. It can also be a way to force men to take financial responsibility for their offspring.

  74. Re:Lies, Damn Lies and Editing Video... From Toron by Gazzonyx · · Score: 1
    I salute you... just a paragraph before you abruptly finished, you had me pacing the room going, "...who is this expert?! Has he ever passed out on top of an open computer at 4:30 AM, surrounded in empty can of Red Bull, Rockstar and Mountain Dew, while trying to troubleshoot a bad RAM stick?! With spare parts all over the floor around him, trying every possible combination of hardware and software, on a system that he is familiar with?! I remember when my power supply went weak and took the mobo, taking the drive controller with it and corrupting the drive over a week long death, has he ever had the pleasure of being on that side of the coin?!", and so on and so forth. It's easy to be 'Monday morning quarterback' when you know what the problem is to begin with.

    Usually when doing tech work, the way in which you become aware of a problem is not the actual problem, but rather a consequence of the real problem. Also, the RAM problem is *CRAP*! The RAM is usually one of the hardest problems to troubleshoot if it hasn't fully failed. If you're 'working your way back from the wall', starting with the power and working up towards the OS or application (depending on the highest possible layer of the problem), you find that the RAM and motherboard are essentially the same layer, since RAM/CPU/mobo are all so closely integrated and the CPU and RAM are both on the same layer with respect to the motherboard! Without knowing, with a good amount certainty, that the motherboard is good, you can't ascend to the next layer and assume RAM or CPU without first isolating 1 of these 3 components! Add to this a slightly raised cap. or 2 and all bets are off - is it the board, is the power supply over volting this thing, or are these aged components in working order with a bad RAM stick? Or is it a CPU so fried it won't POST? I got a call from a friend about 2 weeks ago with a bad RAM stick and the thing POST'ed every time, and locked loading the OS; memtestx86 showed EVERY byte of the RAM as bad. OK, I'm getting too angry to post coherently (well, that happened a few sentences ago).

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    If I mod you up, it doesn't necessarily mean I agree with what you've said, sorry.

  75. Hard to get accurate problem descriptions by kylehase · · Score: 1
    As a former tech, one of my biggest problems was getting accurate and detailed problem descriptions from customers. Something that turned out to be bad ram could have been described by the customer as "I can't check my Email". Seriously.

    If a user turned on their computer and launched their email client and it crashed repeatedly the problem description would be "I can't check my Email". Especially at service centers where a service writer accepts the computers from the customers then tags it with a problem description for a technician, this can be very irritating. It's extremely important for the service writer to probe the customer and get an accurate description. Otherwise it could lead to a long game of telephone tag.

    When work was slow we'd often mess with each other's sandbox computers in the office to keep on our toes. Sadly, I'd only trust one or two people in my old service center with my computers.

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    You want fun, go home and buy a monkey!
  76. Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That happens only in Canada. Computer technicians in US are honest.

  77. Re:a system that is not makeing it past POST it no by jorghis · · Score: 1

    I always thought it was an easy problem to fix. You just take all the parts out and keep adding them back in until you get the one that causes a failure to post. Then bam, youve found your problem. Very easy to use process of elimination here. You dont need any spare parts at all, you are just trying to see what is stopping the MB from posting. You can turn a computer on without any pci cards, memory, hard drive, etc. plugged in. I guess you might have a point if the difficulty was in distinguishing between a MB failure and a cpu failure since you do need to have both of those. But all the other parts are unnecessary.

  78. Repairs don't make sense by celticmonkey · · Score: 1

    The problem is that the economics of computer repairs don't make sense. It costs money to diagnose the problem. It costs money for the labour. It costs money for the parts. Those costs add up really fast. If your computer dies and you don't know how to diagnose or fix it yourself why take it in for repair if it's out of warranty? Why spend nearly the cost of a new computer to fix something that's probably three years old anyway. Buy a new one and get the store techie to see if he can add your old hard drive as a secondary. Same price, better result. So where's the incentive for stores to keep a well trained repair team? It's the same with everything. When was the last time you brought a t.v. to a t.v. repairman? Either the warranty covers taking it back or you put it at the curb. People just don't get things fixed anymore.

  79. Not Avast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not Avast - that stuff is annoying as hell. It has that wonderful notification flag that fills up 20% of the screen and won't go away on its own. And it's always there to bug you even when kept up to date. And the animated GIF in the system tray? No thanks.

    I switched to AVG a couple years ago and never looked back. It keeps itself up to date very well and never bugs you unless it's found something that's actually suspicious.

  80. Re:Depends:'cause they're good 'nough for Bea Arth by UncleTogie · · Score: 1

    Brain fart. RJ-11 for cat 3.

    Might want to look into some of the digital PBXes... NEC has a nice series; as it's digital, you can use 1 run of cat5 for 4 RJ11 jacks...

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  81. After watching the video, I am retching... by garompeta · · Score: 1

    To the producers and reporters:

    BIASED BIASED BIASED over hyped sensasionalist investigation.
    It is the first one I see and it will be the last one for sure.
    If you want cheap food, cook it by yourself. But don't blame the restaurant for charging ten times it cost, they have the chef, the assistant cooks, the produces, the rent, and the service provided by the waiter.

    If you want cheap produces, have your own farm. But if you want to buy it, don't cry when you buy it with its added value at the grocery store. You have to pay the farmer, the logistics, transportation, the distributor, the wholesale supplier and the owner of the grocery store.

    Then why on earth are you guys whining for a RAM that not only comes to your door, but it even gets installed in your machine for free. Are you pretending to have a in-house service at the cost price? Yeah, you know what? I can get it even cheaper in bulk and from a wholesale.

    By the way, do you guys know, no probably not, that a hardware problem is a very tricky one and a fast diagnosis is: "Hardware problem", which one? unknown, but probably hard drive, why? because it is the most common one. And the customer doesn't need actually deeper knowledge, it just make them confused. They want things fixed, not a computer lesson. So the simplest answer for the simple mind: a virus.
    But in this case, it was clear that the hard drive wasn't the problem, in a quick overview you can tell that there is "something related" with the motherboard. Which means, cable connection problems, power supply, memory ram problems, video card. Even Sound cards and modems in very odd cases, as I HAD before personally. A deeper analisys (something very rare in-house service since it would require much more time) would eventually reveal a ram failure.

    And actually, hard drive surface scan, backuping, repartitioning and reformatting is a very standard measure, cost effective, and solves even hidden problems not detected but potentially prone to fail in a future.
    This is a very professional standard procedure.
    That "professor" recommending a simple "reinstall" is just saying crap. Yes, she would do that because she knows exactly what happened, but a system failure is not something that happens everyday, and its potential causes can be from corrupted partition table, bad sectors (which means a dying hard drive), virus, corruption by spywares, etc...
    Repartitioning and Formatting is a huge umbrella that covers all those potential causes (which we don't really need to know). And by practical reasons that is what every self-respected experimented technician who values his time would do as a standard procedure.

    Reporters, practicality and charging for added value is not unethical as far as I know.

  82. a SIMPLE ram failure? by Racemaniac · · Score: 1

    i so far have experienced 2 ram failures, neither where what i would call simple...
    the first one was when assembling a new pc. everything was assembled, i powered on the pc and......... nothing. absolutely nothing. no screen, no warning beeps, only the cd drive that sometimes spun a bit, that was it. took me quite a while before i realised it was faulty ram. i'd expect with failty ram that my motherboard would at least signal a ram failure or so, but apparantly not!

    the second one was with an older pc, where the ram had begun failing. at first it was just the pc getting unstable at random moments, wasn't getting worried yet (it's still windows :p). and then suddenly it started getting very unstable. soon after windows xp only wanted to boot in 4bit colors, and things kept getting worse (booting into safe mode was an achievement).
    here, when things really got bad i knew that ram was very likely to be the problem.

    but so far i have yet to see a "simple" ram failure. when ram starts acting odd, the symptoms can point you to a lot of other things (at least in the cases i have seen so far. maybe others do have experience with simple ram failures)

    1. Re:a SIMPLE ram failure? by ^_^x · · Score: 1

      In my experience, a RAM failure can manifest as RAM, CPU, or motherboard. Sometimes even as bad sectors on the hard drive (not really bad, but if the PC sees the data in a corrupted way then...)

      Yeah. I've seen one or two ram failures in about 20 years of working on PCs.

  83. Absolutely right by FoamingToad · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I posted a while ago because my free/low-cost repair sideline was getting out of hand. In particular, one family who were endemically clueless had turned into complete time sinks. This was affecting the time I had available to meet family commitments, and was severely affecting my social life.

    The situations in the article may be extreme, but balancing those situations with the idea that "geeks often provide free / cheap resources" (quoted from several posts above, not parent's) also leads to problems. Performing work for low costs just ends up with your customers undervaluing your time/effort.

    It's the same dissociation from technology that leads to a user being gouged, that also leads to the same user undervaluing their local geek's time/effort/skillset - it's that the user has a complete disconnect from the technology and neither understands nor cares about the situation. It's also unfortunate that the only way the user is going to be able to assess the amount of work that is necessary is if they start to understand their machines.

    Any home-based stuff that is charged at a reasonable rate (reasonable to us as informed /.ers) will expand to fit all available time, as the parent quite rightly points out. While I never got to the stage of taking time off my day job to fulfil my home-based work, nights in with 5-6 machines being concurrently diagnosed/repaired weren't uncommon for me. As a result, my other responsibilities got neglected.

    For the record, I talked to the bloke that elicited the earlier post, explained the situation, and asked that he find someone else to sort out his problems. It didn't work, and six months later I was still receiving calls from the guy asking for tech support help. In the end I had to break out the cluebat +4 of derision before he finally got the message. I'm still doing sideline work, but it's been a whole lot more on my own terms recently.

    1. Re:Absolutely right by Alari · · Score: 1

      Off the main topic: I've run into that too, I seem to attract the super-clingy noob type. And by noob I mean not merely someone who is new, but rather someone who will never, ever, EVER get it, even if you spell it out for them.

      - "Well, sir , the reason you can only see ONE INCH worth of web page on your 50 inch monitor is because you installed a few dozen toolbars."

      - "Well, sir , the reason your computer takes half an hour to boot up is because you installed 100 little things that sit in your system tray and blink and beep."

      - "Well, sir , the reason your hard drive failed after a year is because you defrag every day, run multiple virus/spyware scans daily (and yet have the most spyware I've ever seen in one place, all INTENTIONALLY installed) and all 4 gigs of ram are full several times over so it's constantly swapping to disk even when you're not using it."

      BTW something I learned from working on his computer - Windows just GIVES UP after the first 96 icons in the system tray. (Co-workers and I counted 'em)

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      I use Windows... like a two dollar wh.. why don't I just go ahead and not finish that sentence.
  84. absolute crap by RMH101 · · Score: 1

    most common causes of faults on Wintel home boxes: 1) software: spyware, malware, viruses, build up of shovelware
    2) hardware: cheap power supplies and bad ram are the FIRST thing a competent PC tech should be checking for if they come across general stability issues. Memory can be checked easily with memcheck or similar, and a PSU is a $20 generic part that can be swapped out in minutes.

  85. Well, duh. by Felius · · Score: 1

    Most people doing "home computer repairs" are cowboys.

    It's boring, dull, repetitive work for 99% of problems, and for the other 1% you can almost guarantee the customer won't be willing to pay for the actual work involved in fixing it. It's a mugs game, and it doesn't surprise me that the majority of people doing it are rubbish because if they could be doing something better they would.

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  86. WMV?! by Aleksej · · Score: 1

    Who cares?

  87. That's what experience is for... by RMH101 · · Score: 1

    ...next time you see random BSODs, that persist with a fresh install, you're going to check the RAM first, right? Repeat this experience for a year or two, and you're experienced enough to know how to diagnose and fix based on probability as well as specific hardware knowledge. First thing I'd do is swap out the RAM for some of my spare stuff - if it fixes it, they're billed for the hardware as well as my time. If not, it's another datapoint to help with the diagnosis.

    1. Re:That's what experience is for... by Guysmiley777 · · Score: 1

      Last time I had a vexing BSOD on a fresh install it turned out to be the thermal paste between the CPU and heatsink. A friend had purchased a "combo" of MB, CPU and RAM that had supposedly been "burned in". Well, when installing XP it would BSOD before completing.

      At first I thought RAM, so I swapped in a known good stick. Same thing, but I noticed that the BSOD happened earlier in the install. For grins I started another install and it BSOD'd immediately. Let it sit for an hour and tried again, the install went for about as long as it did the first time before the BSOD.

      Putting on my logic hat, I figured it had to do with heat. All the fans turned fine, everything seemed to be working. It came with a stock CPU fan, my last ditch effort was going to be installing a monster HSF I had that didn't fit in one of my machines. When I took the stock HSF off the motherboard, I found that HALF of the CPU die was bare, had no thermal compound (this was an Athlon XP with the exposed die). After I applied a new layer of thermal grease the box worked fine.

      The thing I learned from that is the "factory tested" bundles are a joke.

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  88. Re:Lies, Damn Lies and Editing Video... From Toron by RMH101 · · Score: 1

    hell yes. Add to this list the joy of having to cannibalise your own rig for parts for testing purposes at 2.30am, and having the customer's machine burn out your $300 video card - which you obviously can't charge them for...

  89. definition of "simple" by RMH101 · · Score: 1

    my definition of a "simple" ram fix would be that if in doubt, you swap out the RAM for a spare stick and see if it cures it. Takes 30 seconds to do plus some burn testing. If it doesn't, you swap it back. You don't charge the customer for the new RAM unless it's actually needed - pretty simple.

    1. Re:definition of "simple" by mapsjanhere · · Score: 1

      Unless of course the reason the RAM was bad is a bad power supply, and you just blew up your own stick. Which you might not notice and keep diagnosing bad RAMs all over the place since your test stick is now bad too. And power supplies are the most likely thing to fail, especially the $8 300W oem kind running at 110% due to the extra hard drive and video card upgrade and what else that got installed since it left the factory four years ago.

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  90. Heh by Shadow-isoHunt · · Score: 1

    During the day I work at a small computer shop in Salt Lake City doing electronics and computer repair... mostly computer repair. Since I've come on board we now do network administration services.

    I'm 19, and a male. I'm also autistic. I've been in computer security for 11 years, and have a broad backround ranging from growing up using DOS(I actually took the time to learn it) to doing redundant HPCC with gentoo and IPVS.

    Being young, I'm also broke as fuck. I can't afford college, and starting out life in debt is NOT the answer when you've had shady academic history due to other problems.

    So, I'm stuck working for $10 an hour, fixing spyware and viruses mostly. Because of the time this takes up on our bench in the small shop, we generally charge $120.

    Every once and awhile someone comes in with a hardware problem. We quote them parts from our supplier, plus a $35 bench fee.

    And the customer gos wild. "40 dollars for a harddrive?!" "Mam, the clicking noise it is making is how you can tell it is bad." "BUT IT'S BEEN DOING THAT FOR AWHILE!!!"... you see where this is going. Anyways, even though we don't gouge on parts, people still flip shit, even when we show them the workorders.

    If it wasn't for the fact that I'm generally overwelmed with computers to work on, all expected to be done NOW, I wouldn't mind this. But I'm stuck in a small shop, I'm overworked, underpaid, and I live with chronic migraines, but I've gotta listen to you yell at me for this shit.

    So, I can understand how some people can be assholes to people. Be glad there are those of us that have the character to take it in stride. I have work in 4 hours. Goodnight, slashdot.

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  91. Reminds me of... by HouseArrest420 · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of the time way back when I first got into communications. I used to tell people the reason they weren't getting good reception was due to calium build up on the copper in the cable line. Then I'd refer the job to techs that did a bit of everything so when they came and found out they'd do the job I was to lazy/aggrivated/late to do on my own lol!

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  92. A process of elimination by Atilla+the+Bun · · Score: 2

    And wallah it started working right.

    Praise to Wallah

    it was not a by the book type fix. We litterally had to use a process of elimination and had to have extra hardware available.

    Then please change your book!

  93. It Guy by Tezdoll · · Score: 1

    I read the article and i knew this kind of stuff was happing. I can honestly say "i am not surprised".

    I make my wife pretty mad when i go to an on-site call and come home with 30, 60, or 90$ after i have been there 4 hours. I'm more than happy to fix for cheap. I do it for the love of keeping up to what people are running into. i have fixed a lot of machines and RAM errors are the hardest to trouble shoot since all devices in your system have RAM. You have Video RAM you have RAM on the processor (chache) you have BIOS (flashed ram) your hard drive has RAM (chache). So if your getting a blue screen saying its "RAM" you just have to start pulling everything one at a time and testing.

    I do not believe in over charging, even though i know i could because im "good" or at least my customers think i am (they tell me). I do believe in telling people the honest truth about what i find good or bad. I also try my best to teach people not to be afraid of the machines. That being said i then tell them that if they do mess anything up i will be able to help them get it back to the way it was.

    I just like helping people and making sure they get the right information and they get it without breaking the bank. You get return business that way.

  94. Does "Geek Squad" encourage this? by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    As I understand it "Geek Squad" and the like are ran by major computer retail chains. Do those chains encourage the techs to recommend hardware upgrades that are not really needed.

    1. Re:Does "Geek Squad" encourage this? by swb · · Score: 1

      Any business with a sales arm does this. It promotes product sales and extra service hours.

  95. Sorry by stupidpuppy · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Proving that the document has been "forged" is pretty much impossible, since we would literally have to know who wrote it.

    What we do have is 1) the knowledge that it looks exactly like something produced today in Microsoft Word, and 2) typewriter experts who say that the only way this document could have been produced at the time was with an extremely expensive and rare typewriter with several custom modifications. It's entirely possible that such a typewriter did not exist, let alone happen to be in a Texas Air National Guard office.

    Having to "prove" that it's a forgery is a pretty tall and unreasonable order. Dan Rather is supposed to be a journalist -- it's his job to prove his allegations are either true, or that it's highly likely they are true -- not the critic's job to prove it is absolutely false. Instead he presented it as fact when it's 99.999% certain that it's fake.

  96. There are no "simple" ram failures by Kodack · · Score: 1

    Diagnosing bad ram is one of the most time consuming and troublesome things you can do as a pc tech. I'm not talking about dead sticks, I'm talking about intermittent failures which cause HD corruption, blue screens, sudden lock ups, reboots, and software errors.

    1. Re:There are no "simple" ram failures by myz24 · · Score: 1

      I agree. While I'm not "trained" I consider myself to be reasonably good at figuring out computer issues. My personal experience has shown that a computer that is suffering from intermittent blue screens and lock ups it is usually one of the following, in this order.

      hard drive is shot/has bad sectors
      Windows needs to be reloaded (yes, this is a HUGE hammer approach but it is the most efficient and almost always has the side benefit of making the computer run quicker anyway)
      bad ram
      bad component
      bad motherboard.

      The report didn't say what the symptoms were, but if the computer wouldn't boot at all, but would power, then I would immediately assume it was the mobo, PSU, CPU or ram. The people who immediately cited the mobo as the issue would probably be right most of the time. TV shows hold all the footage and they can edit the video to strengthen their own argument and for all we know they edited a comment that was originally, "at this point, it could be ram, power supply or the motherboard" to simply be "the motherboard."

    2. Re:There are no "simple" ram failures by sofla · · Score: 1

      Agree - there is no such thing as a "simple" RAM failure. RAM failures are rare, and hard to diagnose, unless its completely fried and even BIOS doesn't detect it. I've seen them before and its still not on the short list of failing components I think to check for. HDD failures, viruses, and configuration problems are more common by a good margin.

      I couldn't watch the video (it doesn't load, due to a "bad path" error - maybe they're running another "sting" ?), but in the teaser they mention that they "simulated" a RAM failure. Short of putting a flaky RAM stick in (which would be an *actual* RAM failure) I don't know how you would simulate one. The fact that 3 out of the 10 techs could guess that the machine had the *symptoms* of bad RAM (due to a whacked BIOS or whatever else they did to "simulate" it) is pretty amazing to me. Who's to say it even acted like a RAM failure?

      When it comes to diagnostics, the possibility that a machine is "faking" that it is sick isn't something I'd even consider. So a big "BOO" to the so-called journalists for flawed methodology.

  97. Actually, 3 out of 10 failed. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Those are the two words I am a wee bit troubled with in this message.

    First of all, "gouging" would be to charge 300 bucks an hour. Anything below that for in house on site support is perfectly fine. I charge 120 an hour (and yes, you pay for my travels to and from you), still people are happy. Unfortunately tax and cost pretty much requires me to if I want my hour to be worth more than 10 bucks.

    Second, it's perfectly fine to assume (at least as a first point of diagnosis) that the HD is to blame. It is one of the few parts in a computer that does degenerate with time. It is one of the few moving parts. RAM usually works or it doesn't. It's either DOA or good 'til the end of the world, with very, very few cases of mid-life faults, unless there's heavy overclocking or heat problems involved. The same applies to CPUs. Mainboards are (due to capacitors that age) another aging component.

    So it is very fine and quite understandable to make the HD the primary source of analysis, followed by the mainboard. Actually, 3 out of 10 repair crews (who "solved" that problem) are morons for checking the RAM first of all.

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  98. RAM is not simple by Kludge · · Score: 1

    I have had machines that ran memtest86 for hours, but still crashed with regular use due to bad RAM. (I know this because finally swapping out the RAM solved the problem).
    Computers that suddenly seize up are not easy to diagnose.

    1. Re:RAM is not simple by moz25 · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's not necessarily RAM related. I had a weird situation recently where the computer wouldn't get past POST, but just keeping beeping (one long, two short) with a black display.

      The beep sequence indicates a video card problem, so I put in a newer card, but still got the same symptoms. Since I didn't want to replace the motherboard, I figured I could try replacing the RAM. Now the computer booted fine, so it was obviously a RAM issue.

      So, trying to figure out which stick was bad, I tested each of them individually: they both passed the test. When put back in their original configuration, the computer still wouldn't boot. Hhmmm, weird.

      Finally, I tried switching their positions... this solution is still working fine.

  99. Re:I blame windows by swb · · Score: 1

    I've had it fail RAM that passed on another system, only to find out the motherboard was actually bad.

    And then there's the run time problem, I don't trust any no-problems results for runs less than at least 12 hours.

  100. They still saved money over geeksquad... by mazanoid · · Score: 1

    sadly no entity on earth other than geeksquad (and to a lesser extent, firedog) have a systematic, patented, corporate backed mass scale ability to rip off consumers. I'm glad they focused their attack on the small businesses (many of which are legit, but that would make for boring footage I'm sure) ....in turn driving customers to the ever so honest corporate alternatives. (hah)

    -mza

  101. Why not? by SilverJets · · Score: 1

    Why should mechanics, contractors, and appliance repairmen be the only ones allowed to rip-off customers?
    Geeks need money too!

  102. Don't forget the diagnosis by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

    Did the $120 include diagnosing the problem, as well? If so, $120 is ultracheap for the home service call, diagnosis, and repair of a really weird problem including parts and labor.

    What are these "journalists" going to say when they find out that when they call the appliance repairman because their pilot light won't stay lit, he's installing a $3.50 thermometer coupler and charging them $75?

    Note to journalists: Experts' time is expensive. Deal with it. You don't like it? Become an expert in everything.

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  103. You Dumbass by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

    viola [vee-oh-luh]
    -noun
    1. a four-stringed musical instrument of the violin family, slightly larger than the violin; a tenor or alto violin.

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    1. Re:You Dumbass by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I know. Teach me to trust Firefox's spell-checker. Still, it's closer than the GP.

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  104. El Cheapo RAM by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

    And maybe someone who just experienced a RAM failure doesn't want to replace his RAM with the cheapest junk parts he can find?

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  105. El Cheapo RAM by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

    Also the price they quote for the 512MB DDR ram at $25 really lowballing it. I'll say.

    If you just had a RAM failure, would you want to replace it with the cheapest junk you could find from disreputable online sources? Riiiight.
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  106. Geek Businesses by nobuddy · · Score: 1

    I had a business called Geek On Call. It was me and another techno-buddy, doing on call home or office geekwork. Oddly, the Wayback Machine only shows a short period of it's placeholder after the domain expired. It was 1998-2004 that I ran the business. It was very popular in the area, and we found our demand exceeded our man-hours. At $50 an hour residential and $75 and hour commercial, we wanted all we can get. Things fell apart when we hired some more. We added a third buddy for easier stuff. He was good at home systems, but no good for a business systems. A different mentality for each, and he could not grasp the "move with caution" when dealing with business data. Then we hired an applicant. He sucked badly. He was pretty good technically, but his solution to any hard problem was throw parts at it rather than troubleshoot it. This, needless to say, caused customers to get upset. We fired him, but the damage was done, word spread, and business dropped off sharply. Eventually, we closed down and went back to contracting for companies. Ironically, once I folded up, Geek Squad moved in, did all the things we were accused of, but since they were flashy about it no one seemed to care. /shrug I'll never understand people.

  107. Reposting my comments from TFA by NocturnalWarrior · · Score: 0

    As a technology service professional and an alumnus of Nerds On Site, I have to say that the scene featuring their technician was positively dreadful. While watching David Redekop watch the entire scenario unfold, my heart broke too.

    In the defense of my former colleagues, I have to say that what you see here is entirely contrary to the culture of this great organization.

    I am in the unique position of having serviced clients as an EntrepreNERD, done work for Nerds On Site corporate under David Redekop''s personal direction, and maintained a company-wide vendor relationship offering services to individual Nerds, with both my current and previous employers.

    My experience in these capacities has given me a large sampling of the kind of people who make up Nerds On Site. By and large, they are professionals who are a pleasure to deal with, have the utmost of integrity, and the best interests of their clients at heart. I know for a fact that there are far more positive customer survey results than negative ones. Please do not paint the entire organization with the same brush as you would the ""Headline Nerd"" from this story. "Not A Geek" and others make good points about the fairness of this test, so I shall not repeat them.

    That said, David Redekop put it best: "This is a wakeup call for all of us!""

    This piece demonstrates that there are opportunities for improvement and lessons to be learned by all computer service professionals and organizations. For the good of the public and the sake of our profession, I hope we learn them well.

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  108. Draft, anyone? by SuperBanana · · Score: 1
    Men pay a *lot* more for insurance. Fix that before worrying about petty little things.

    Men can be drafted into military service. Women can't. I agree the insurance thing sucks, but the draft has the potential to suck a whole lot more.

    1. Re:Draft, anyone? by Bassman59 · · Score: 1

      Men can be drafted into military service. Women can't.

      You do realize that we haven't had a draft since right after the Vietnam War?

    2. Re:Draft, anyone? by Stormcrow309 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but I still would like to see women have to enroll into selective service, or have their life suck. Personnally, I would like to see equal treatment across the board.

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    3. Re:Draft, anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Men can be drafted into military service. Women can't.

      Women can be drafted into military service, or alternative national service.
      Just look at Israel, where they do just that (and where women, and gays, for that matter, make rather fine fighter pilots, border police, and most everything else).
      It's simply that the U.S., as a nation, has chosen not to draft women.
      That's not a matter of can't be drafted - it's a matter of won't be drafted. Which is a whole 'nother ballgame.
      If you feel that this is a sufficiently important matter of national policy for you, by all means, please lobby your Congressional representatives to bring about a change in this policy. If enough other American voters agree with you, then you, too, might one day see your wife or daughter drafted. Good luck!

    4. Re:Draft, anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe men in the USA can be drafted, but not everywhere. Some places offer you the choice of whether you want to die for your current regime or not.

  109. Re:Lies, Damn Lies and Editing Video... From Toron by ^_^x · · Score: 1

    At first glance I thought it would be a good story - I see corrupt self-taught incompetent "geeks for hire" all the time charging insane rates and screwing up people's PCs. It is a real problem, but when people don't know to look for certification, or even agree one one cert, that's what happens. I say this as someone who is yet uncertified, but we need some kind of standard! (I'm just lucky enough to have had my abilities and 20 years experience recognized and been hired into an IT department...)

    Then I watched the video. From the very first seconds they're indiscriminately villainizing any geeks and poking fun at procedures they don't understand "omg! They LISTEN to a PC? What could that accomplish?" It sounds like they're just frustrated and want to lash out. Thanks guys, sting the whole profession why don't you?

    Some of the techs they tested (Nerds on Site) were flat wrong - if the hard drive were dead, the PC would still boot, post, then inform you. Bad RAM is seriously hard to test though - I wouldn't say the bad motherboard diagnoses were far off as ram, CPU and mobo problems often manifest the same. If you can't run a RAM test program or happen to have every speed and variety of RAM in your pocket for testing, then there's not a lot you can do... of course if you're not certain you shouldn't state it definitively or charge for the PARTS - but time and work are fair game.

    This whole thing stinks because it's half sensationalist hype and half sad truth, but overall I'd say it hurts the industry they way they pitched it.

  110. Re:Lies, Damn Lies and Editing Video... From Toron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To really diagnose the RAM problem would you really need every speed of ram ever made? Carry a stick of PC100 which would take care of PC100 and PC133. Granted the FSB wouldn't be running at full speed, but it would probably still boot. Same goes for the various flavors of DDR. Carry a stick of 2100 and again you can PROBABLY use it for almost 4 type of DDR. Again the machine may not run at full speed but if the machine boot's and doesn't BSOD off the bat then you have somewhere to start your hunt. Stick of DDR2.. Same situation.

    Anyway... Just wanted to throw that out there.

    Adios
    Bryan

  111. Re:Lies, Damn Lies and Editing Video... From Toron by cf18 · · Score: 1

    It seems obvious to me that $120 RAM is only the part cost the tech charge, on top of the hourly fee for fixing it. The odd one out, the infonec guy that did not try to charge anything, seems a bit nervous. May be he noticed the hidden camera and reacted accordingly.

  112. Gouged by my own geek by arknrbn · · Score: 1

    I've been gouged by a certain geek for over 11 years straight now. Every year or so he recommends that I buy an entirely new computer, because the previous one isn't fast enough, or the RAM that I got for my computer last year won't work in the new computer that I *clearly* need this year. I have accepted that I'll never get all my money back. I'd like to fire him, but I'm married to him. I'll pay for this comment sooner or later, since we're both /.-ers.

  113. The whole thing was a yellow journalism set up. by Kodack · · Score: 1

    Reloading windows is indeed a much over used and rather damaging hammer that people who don't know what they are doing employ before considering other options.

    I have never reloaded windows to fix a bluescreen or software error. I take a sadistic joy in tracking down exactly what within windows has broken, and forcing it to do my bidding.

    In any case that whole news story was bogus. The reporter exploited peoples distrust of computers and the notorious difficulty in troubleshooting some of their components, and turned it into a special report on geeks get rich quick schemes.

    Except for hard drive guy (who was a complete moron pulling a diag out of his ass), the others guessed motherboard, which given the symptoms was not that much of a stretch.

    Yeah they "just disabled the ram", but small cheap things can have drastic consequences and sometimes cost a lot of time and effort to find and fix. Ever got water build up in your gas tank? Had a bad wheel bearing that only caused problems at exactly 45mph?

    Something doesn't have to be catostrophic to be a pain in the but to troubleshoot.

    I mean using their logic they could have just marked the disk partition as inactive, or deleted the boot sector and gotten the same results.

    These reporters aren't trying to protect the public, they are trying to get viewers with wonderful gotchas like "What you don't know about peanuts COULD KILL YOU, story at 11" etc. They scare their viewers into watching.

    Now mis-diagnosment is a common problem in PC support and to be honest if you expect PC techs to be as highly trained as auto mechanics then you should expect them to charge more for their services as well. Do you really want to spend as much on your PC as you do on your car for yearly repairs?

    Most of those techs were not trying to make a buck or rip anybody off, they made their best guess and lacked some skills in troubleshooting, but that is a far cry from purposeful deceit. Not everybody knows that if the system has no beep codes you can guess

    no speaker
    bad cpu
    bad motherboard
    shorted ram

    and test by

    is speaker connected? - yes
    is CPU fully seated? - yes
    does pulling all ram out result in beep code? - Yes
    does putting ram back in remove beep code? - yes

    bad ram.

    The first thing a good troubleshooter does with a system is starts pulling everything off of it and then adds it back one by one until it breaks, whatever broke it can then be replaced.

  114. What do you expect-- working in retail? by Kazoo+the+Clown · · Score: 1

    These guys are working in RETAIL-- Hel-lo! Anyone with any real tech creds wouldn't be caught dead in retail...

    I suppose the question remains-- where *does* one go to get their computer fixed? I can't help much with the answer to that though, as I've always fixed my own. But then, I hand soldered every last darn solder joint on the first "home computer" I ever owned (IMSAI) which dates me as a geezer...

  115. lousy journalism by johnallengreen · · Score: 1

    I watched the show, and was disgusted... with the journalist. I should know better than to watch "news" on TV. They seemed to have a pretty tough time filling a half hour with sensationalism. I've never watched CBC Marketplace before, and probably won't again.

    A corrupt system file? How on earth can that be easy to diagnose? The show didn't explain why. And of course I would assume it was corrupted by a virus.

    100% markup on the RAM? Well, of course. 100% markup is not unusual in retail. The show didn't give me the impression that they really researched the retail prices of the RAM, or even that they were comparing similar units. RAM prices certainly vary by manufacturer and clock speed.

    IMO, if you call in 10 techs in *any* industry, you will get three jerks, five who don't know what they are doing, and two from companies that charge very high prices. The show didn't give any indication of particularly good research. In terms of computer services, the show didn't offer much in the way of statistics or numbers, or leave me with a good idea of which companies to rely on.

  116. RESCUECOM: A PRIME EXAMPLE OF 1 TO STAY AWAY FROM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this is ripoff by assholes, not geeks. - by yagu (721525) * on Thursday October 04, @07:22PM (#20860087) ONE TO LOOKOUT FOR, & STEER CLEAR OF (especially if you are in this field looking for work) is this one:

    RESCUECOM IS A SCAM:

    http://techrepublic.com.com/5208-6230-0.html?forumID=3&threadID=188328&messageID=2317153

    Read that, end-to-end, & you decide - especially regarding their owner Dave Milman.
  117. Bad techs, worse reporters by krunk7 · · Score: 1

    Yes, some of those guys were pretty bad techs. But this reporting was horrid. "This repair should cost 60 dollars" my ass. A skilled tech will run you 40/hr minimum often 60/hr, that's "friendly free lance" prices. When I would do house calls, the clock starts when I start heading that way with a minimum of 1 hr. So even at friendly prices your looking at 40 not counting parts. If you think these kind of hourly rates are too expensive, then please compare to any other skilled labor. Try calling your local mechanic and see what he wants for a house call. Still sure it should be cheaper so you go out and find someone for 1/2 the price....you get what you pay for.

    I'd also note that I've often recommended customers just buy a new computer for anything over the most trivial repair. Why? Because they paid like $200 for it with rebates and discounts and the thing is several years old. In other words, it's worth is somewhere near zero Take the deleted file, that's not a problem...that's a symptom of a problem. Files don't just disappear. If someone came up to me and asked "what's wrong with my computer", I'd have to say I wasn't sure at this point. I need to run some diagnostics and then a virus scanner. All of that takes time and costs money, in fact it could cost more then a new pc would depending on what the problem is. Say you discover a bad hard disk...so after the initial cost of diagnosis, now you have a hard disk and installation costs on top of it. Simply replacing the file and sending the customer on their way would be equivalent to a mechanic simply replacing some burnt out wires he found without attempting to figure out *why* they burnt out. That might cut it for your local, salaried, work study employed university help desk "tech expert" job, but anywhere else it's just downright unprofessional.

    What's more shady? Charging some poor old lady 100's of dollars to fix a piece of hardware that is worth nothing or informing her of her choices, the possibility of repair cost exceeding value, and that an e-machine that's 10x faster then the 3 year old one they need repaired for a small cost over what the repair would be.

    And finally, anyone who comes in with a 4-5 yr/old computer that needs repair I recommend replacement before I even look at it. Why? Because anyone familiar with hardware MTTF trends knows that parts just start failing around then. Any honest mechanic would do the same thing if they saw a vehicle with a few hundred thousand miles on it...especially if the customer could get a new one for a marginal increase over the repair.

  118. Central Bank liquidity != 'bail out' by Steve+Hamlin · · Score: 1

    Then they would have made billions...Manipulation of financial assets beats manipulation of physical assets every time./b>

    So true....At times, it feels like if you have $100mm of capital, you can find numerous ways to make seemingly easy money by financial re-structuring. Form over substance, and someone walks away with tons of cash.

    I'll be the first to defend it all, and I'm sure there is ultimately a re-allocation and re-pricing of different risk components associated with the total transaction that makes sense. But then it would appear that there is a lot of latent value in these financial structures (aka businesses) that professional managers don't recognize.

    Or maybe the only way these financial transactions make fundamental sense is with very cheap cost of money. Or, as we've seen, when purchasers don't get what they thought they were getting (AAA-rated paper), which means they overpaid for the assets. In other situations this is often known as fraud - it's easy to make the deal look good is one of the parties is getting screwed.

    ...they'd be bailed out by Ben Bernanke, the Fed, and every European central bank.

    I'm not sure that is what happened. Now, it is true that the central banks:

    1. Lowered the governed rate which they force large banks to charge each other for loans,
    2. Lowered the rate that the Central Banks charge large banks for loans.
    3. Provided additional amounts to banks by PURCHASING assets from banks with a round-trip provision to sell the assets back to the banks in the short-term future.

    All of this had the effect of pumping liquidity into the system. From what I know, it wasn't a "bail out" in the sense that the Central Banks bought crappy securities from banks at 100 cents on the dollar and rescued banks from their bad loans.

    The holders of all of this paper (CDOs, securitized debt, asset-backed commercial paper) have seen the value of their assets vanish before their eyes. Holders of such paper around the world (originated in the U.S. and lots of other countries) will probably write off $50+ billion of value. Merrill Lynch announced today that they wrote off $5.5bn of these assets in Q3. Citigroup & UBS - $3bn each. These are real losses which are absorbed by the private banks, not any Central Bank or government.

    Purchasers of 2006-originated CDOs (quite crappy underlying assets, but rated and priced like the higher-quality 2003-2005 CDOs) began to realize these assets weren't worth what they thought. Upon this uncertainly of asset quality, these investors stopped buying. Investment banks that put these securitizations together had no purchasers, and so stopped putting deals together. With no investment banks to syndicate and securitize the new mortages, lending banks stopped writing mortgages for a lot of transactions.

    At the same time, hedge funds and banks had levered up on all of these products, and needed to liquidate other assets to cover margin calls or returns funds to investors. This caused a run on other short-term commercial paper, prices fall, rates rise, liquidity slows, and pretty soon the market for other types of commercial paper drys up too.

    The injections of liquidity are to reassure the market that there will be enough free cash around to get transactions done in the normal course, even if banks are taking a bath on the mortgage-backed assets. Increased liquidity make the markets breathe easier, calm down, money starts being loaned again (but everyone has tightened up standards a bit, for now), and pretty soon things are back to normal until the next conflux of events.

    Global financial markets and monetary policy - a hugely complex and chaotic system, that we've gotten better at understanding and reacting to, but still can't manage perfectly to keep all blips from happening.

    I think of it like a traffic jam due to a small accident (subprime CDOs). There is no real reason

  119. Re:Lies, Damn Lies and Editing Video... From Toron by ^_^x · · Score: 1

    Fair enough. I was thinking along the lines of PC100 (I really don't have ANY these days) or stranger types like Rambus DRAM.
    I've never heard of a tech carrying a toolbox of RAM for testing, though maybe you should if you make housecalls... ultimately my issue was with this portrayal as a "common and simple" problem when it's really neither. A simple problem would be like... two hard drives jumpered as master; not a rare problem that can manifest as any of a few different parts failing.

    But you're right, it wouldn't be that hard to stock a set of RAM for 95% of systems.

  120. its called cost + by KrizDog · · Score: 1

    Many unscrupulous agents providing a service will do this sorta crap. Its where they make their cash. Think extended warranties on electronics....
    There are some much more serious offenders using this pricing strategy to swindle our government as we speak. This journalist would rather toss a nurf ball around than deal with a real story like war profiteering.

    No I didn't rtfa, I have better things to do....

  121. Rates by bondjamesbond · · Score: 0

    Let's talk about rates. What do we charge for a not-so-fun home job vs a fun network setup for a small company?? I'd be more inclined to charge more for the home job.

  122. ProGold and DeOxit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have to wonder how many memory issues are caused by bad contacts.

    My 5-year old dual Athlon box with a Tyan Tiger MPX developed a flurry of weird issues right as I was trying to convert it into a dual-boot Win2k/Ubuntu box. For some reason, the on-board HD controller no longer likes more than one device on either primary or secondary, so I ended up adding in and then removing several HD's trying to figure that out.

    As I was in and out of the machine swapping hardware, the weirdest crap started to happen. The win2k install, four years old, suddenly developed "Bad Pool Caller" issues (but Ubuntu still booted fine), then random crashes, then add-in cards started getting weird. Finally it wouldn't even POST.

    I finally got it down to one (out of only two) bad stick of RAM -- or so I thought. But then it occurred to me to try using DeOxit to clean the contacts on the "bad" stick, and PRogold afterwards to guard against oxidation, and reinstall it. I did the same to all the PCI cards too. I had resurrected an Amiga a long time ago by doing something like this, so it was worth a try.

    BAM -- everything was just peachy, and it still is. As it turns out, swapping in and then pulling out the extra HD kept pushing the power cables against the #2 RAM stick -- tap, tap, tap. It likely budged it around just enough for oxidation/dust to shift around, get in and degrade some contacts.

    I had to rebuild the Win2k install; whatever that glitch was, it had insinuated itself into my ghost backups also -- but now that machine is back to its old reliable self, with all its RAM.

    With the balls-to-the-wall timings and tolerances we use for RAM nowadays, I bet that a lot of otherwise good sticks of RAM simply need their contacts to be pristine. I plan to use Progold/Deoxit or equivalent on the next new machine I build, for that extra bit of stability insurance.

  123. Re:I always provide a detailed set of glow-plugs by aqk · · Score: 1

    Thanx for the "partial" correction!
    You seem very knowledgeable!

    But you ignored the fact that Windows runs on computers with n386 processors using electricity, not on Diesels!

    How could you have not spotted that obvious mistake? tsk-tsk!


  124. Charge for your time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Charge for your time.

    Couldn't agree more. My wife restores antiques, she _has_ to charge for quotes because otherwise she gets too many time wasters (she also gets a fair number of people who just want the quote for insurance and don't intend to get the work done, but that's another story).

    Also, I'm prepared to pay for time myself. I had a collectable a little while ago that I thought was probably a fake, so I took it to a specialist. He took it apart and had a very careful look for about an hour before he ended up agreeing with me - it was a _very_ good fake. The only reason why I spotted it was I specialize in exactly that maker and only that maker, he is more general.

    Although there was nothing to repair, and he really enjoyed working on it (if it had been real it would have been very rare and possibly the only one he'd ever seen); I still insisted on paying him. It was good to have the second opinion and well worth it.

  125. Re:You can blame M$. Re:I blame windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how's the crusade going willy? pretty good?