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  1. Re:Wild animals? on Wildlife Returning To Chernobyl · · Score: 5, Funny

    Interesting, the fat guy in the cubicle next to me meets that description...

  2. Beyond rediculous on Man Sues Gateway Because He Can't Read EULA · · Score: 0

    Seriously, seriously, its completely ridiculous that ANY document that binds you legally to do or not do something would TAKE AWAY your right to a LAW suit.

    Its stupid, completely stupid and should invalidate itself for a company having the gall to take away someones rights so they can use their product.

  3. My list of things that comfort me during a rescue on "Bear" Robot to Rescue Wounded Troops · · Score: 0

    1. A floating cushiony pillow covered in candy
    2. Any model from Maxim and the brontosaurus ribs from Flintstones
    ...(snip)... 10301301. 6 Foot Terminator Edition of Teddy Ruxbin


    Oh look whats at the bottom of my list.

  4. Re:I knew it.. on Skin Cells Turned Embryonic · · Score: 0

    Oh, fie. The only reason I cared about cloning was for the dead babies. Who doesn't love a good dead baby? http://www.dead-baby-joke.com/

  5. Re:Chairbot Mech moves 3/5/0 on Chairbot Walks You Around While You Sit · · Score: 0

    Is there an upgrade options to make it an ED-209? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ED-209/

  6. Re:Congratulations on reinforcing the stereotype.. on Vista Trademark Holder Sues Microsoft · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Hey, don't come back.

  7. Re:stay on your own side of the pond on AT&T CEO Attacks Network Neutrality · · Score: 0

    We went to war for the oil, the side effect was we got rid of a few bastards. . . There are plenty of other bastards that need to be striken from the face of the earth, but we (america) don't go after them because there is not benefit to the upper ups.

  8. Re:The "Independant"? on Breakthrough Brings Star Trek Transporter Closer · · Score: 0

    teleported data over a distance of 89 miles from the Canary Island of La Palma

    50 bucks it was a goatse link, any takers?
  9. Re:Wow!! on Space Elevator Company LiftPort In Trouble · · Score: 0

    What I was looking forward to was the damn ribbon snapping and a 100,000 km long johnny mnemonic style monofilament whip hurtling at the earth. I know I know... Only a break below our atmosphere would fall back down, but I like to be optimistic, er pessimistic, either way.

  10. Re:Poor accuracy on Concerns Over Microsoft's Internet User Profiling · · Score: 0

    Hell I have better accuracy than that. . . Goatse (male), Facial Site (male), MSN(douche), Slashdot(nerd), LifeStyle(female),

  11. Re:Gatres/Jobs marriage on Jobs and Gates Chat Amicably · · Score: 0

    I wish the female interviewer would shut her fucking mouth. Retarded, stupid jokes, irrelevant ramblings.

    "Barbara Walters..." random stupid.

  12. Re:Who cares? on Some Truth to Wii as GameCube 1.5? · · Score: 0

    I agree, give me a plot and more than four levels, I don't give a damn how a game looks. Two words: Bionic Commando.

  13. Re:Mozilla? on Apple Sued For Using Tabs In OS X Tiger · · Score: 0

    A direct quote from the patent: "back door" Sorry, that phrase always makes me laugh. That's all.

  14. Re:Yeah RIGHT on Scientists Map DNA of Rhesus Monkeys · · Score: 0

    Took 'em long enough. I've been unraveling DNA from macaque since puberty.

  15. Re:This is cool stuff and all... on Researchers Chill Mirror to Near Absolute Zero · · Score: 0

    Eh, its just a cool mirror, no big deal.

  16. Re:surprised on What MSN, Google, Yahoo and AOL Know About You · · Score: 0

    Seriously, its not difficult to thwart all of this . . . Just search for all your child porn and ways to hide dead bodies on your friends computers. Sheesh, its a no brainer.

  17. Re:Forgetting... on Bad Math Causes Explosion at CERN Collider · · Score: 0, Troll

    I was listening to an interview with on of the scientists working on this and they were discussing the worst possible scenario, and the guy stated that it could destroy the earth, no big deal right. So the interviewer asked, what could go wrong that would cause that, the scientist laughed and said, nothing would go wrong it would just be the end result of the experiment. Its called an experiment because we don't know what will happen. These bastards can't even build the thing without blowing crap up, I can't believe they are actually going to be allowed to turn it on.

  18. Re:Mouse? on Computer Interaction in Science Fiction Movies · · Score: 1

    Look at me I own things and write long winded crap.

  19. WHAT? on Large Caves Found on the Surface of Mars · · Score: 5, Funny

    Holes? In the ground?

  20. Compatibility!!! on Zune - Microsoft Killer or Next Apple Victim? · · Score: 1

    I just read an article on Microsofts site about some of the less talked about features of the Zune: -It can connect to your Hotmail account and download all of your spam -It will change the names of your songs at random, just as microsoft does with most of its products (.net>passport>windows live) -It comes with a digital coupon for 5% off the updated hardware required to play the DRM'd music when MS changes the format in two weeks then again right after Christmas! -It will be able to play up to 85% of a song before it 'gracefully degrades'! -It can wirelessly connect to your Microsoft PDA phone of choice and drop its calls so your cell provider doesn't have to take all the heat. -If you flip it over, you can use it as a coaster -The beautiful LCD screen will only get scratched/cracked 50% of the time you put it in your pocket -You can play minesweeper and spider on it!