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  1. Re:sounds like a geek stroking geek ego on Do Geeks Make Better Adults? · · Score: 1

    Don't you "sir" me, maggot. I WORK for a living.

  2. Re:Lady Gaga is a geek now? on Do Geeks Make Better Adults? · · Score: 1

    Get into the field and measure yourself. Get competitive. Revel in the squashing of your opponents. Learn to love the sound of snapping bone. The thud of skulls against concrete. The sublime, unnamed sound made when a well-kicked football smashes the teeth of some imbecile who happened to get into your line of fire. The act of feeding the quivering remains of inferior specimen to your army of killer hamsters. That can be done - rarely - with people on the edge of geekdom. Nerds, on the other hand, are beyond hope. They're not even human. Beat up and defecate upon on sight.

  3. Re:sounds like a geek stroking geek ego on Do Geeks Make Better Adults? · · Score: 1

    There already is an "It Gets Better Project" for outcast geek kids. It's called "suicide by self-immolations". Seriously, it's way better than what we have in store for you. By the way, what's that lame school you attended? Any place where geeks are only belittled to the point of near-suicide is a place where someone isn't doing their job. The walls should be smeared with pus and blood from the burst faces of nerds bashed against them. Who was in charge of that place? We demand answers!

  4. Re:Yamato? on Japanese Researchers Test Flying Trains · · Score: 1

    Maetel was one hot chick. However my favourite Matsumoto work is always Space Pirate Captain Harlock. Greatest jock of all time.

  5. Re:I tried on Micro-SD Card Slot Abused As VGA-Port · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, it was an 8" floppy and she wasn't CP/M compatible.

  6. Re:http://www.medicinaligenerici.com/ on May 16 Now Earliest Date For Endeavour Launch · · Score: 1

    Cagati addosso, pezzo di merda, e ficcati il tuo spam nel buco del culo. E adesso usa babelfish per tradurre e strozzati mentre ti spompini da solo nel cumulo di feci in cui di masturbi guardando filmini pedoporno.

  7. Re:Such an assimilation would be... on Facebook Wants To Buy Skype · · Score: 1

    Game over, man!

    Put in another quarter and hit "PLAYER ONE", you loserboy.

  8. Re:Current theory says the universe expands foreve on Did Some Black Holes Survive the Big Bang? · · Score: 1

    Is that cat alive, dead, or a combination or both?

  9. Re:Why is this notable? on Former Senator Wants to Mine The Moon · · Score: 1

    railroad-building Chinamen.

    They prefer the term "vacuum-sucking coolies".

  10. Re:Don't want to spoil your cheering, but... on Osama Bin Laden Reported Dead, Body In US Hands · · Score: 1

    Don't want to spoil your cheering, but do you know how many civilians the USA milliary killed in the Iraq and in Afghanistan?

    Why should I care? Am I Iraqi? Am I Afghan?

    Also, that most of the people in the world think that the USA is the number one terrorist country of the world?

    They can think all they want. It's not like they can act on it. Or else.

    You invaded two countries because one terrorist organization blow up some airplanes and you hunt down people in other countries with drones, killing not only those people without any trial or jurisdiction but 100s of civilians as well.

    Yeah and you know what? Two ain't enough. Invading them all would be nice.

    What was earlier the duty of the CIA or FBI (aka civilian police) to hunt down criminals and terrorist and put them before a trial is now the duty of the army and soldiers to hunt them down and kill them all. There is a difference, the CIA and FBI don't have tanks, kill-drones and apache helicopter

    Tough luck. They want tanks and drones and shit, they can go and buy them at the local War-Mart.

    but the army can use every means possible, even a nuclear bomb.

    That unfortunately ain't true, it still takes a lot of authorization for a nuclear release but it would be awesome. Now stick your own middle finger up your butthole and swing yourself around.

  11. Re:EU ACTA SNAFU WTF ?? on European Commission Paints Itself Into ACTA Corner · · Score: 1

    You insensitive clod, his grandfather died at Auschwitz. He fell from the turret and broke his neck.

  12. What did you expect? on US Offered To Draft NZ 3-Strikes Law, Fund Copyright Initiative · · Score: 1

    The industry mafia will stop at absolutely nothing in its march to take over the Internet and have all of the world's laws turned in their favor. Given that this will lead to unprecedented tyranny over all of us, and that there is absolutely no legal recourse because laws have already been bought and paid for by them, it is absolutely clear that any person working for them and any office or agency tied to them is a legitimate military target. Lay down your useless keyboards and take arms NOW.

  13. Re:EVERYTHING is a chemical? on The Chemical-Free Chemistry Kit · · Score: 1

    No, but electromagnetic waves are radiation. As in NUCLEAR RADIATION! AAAAARGH! HELP! PUT OUT THE SUN. People, and all living things, are based on DNA. Manipulating DNA without precautions will cause you a lot of nasty things, including cancer. DNA IS CARCINOGENIC! AAAARGH! BAN IT! BAN IT! Gravity causes stuff to fall towards the center of the Earth. Falling from a high enough place will severely harm or kill people, including little children. BAN GRAVITY! WAAH WAAH MAKE ME SAFE! Ah, the center of the Earth is a sphere of iron and nickel way above melting point. Touching it could severy burn little children! MOVE TEH CHILDREN OFF EARTH! THERE OUGHT TO BE A LAW! You see, it doesn't stop with chemicals.

  14. Re:Sex on Endeavour Crew To Be Interviewed Via YouTube · · Score: 1

    Prove me wrong, loserboy. At least I do the research while you weep yourself to sleep in the locker I shoved you into after beating the crap out of you. Say hello to the cockroaches.

  15. Re:Dumb Idea, Potential Opportunity on China Plans Space Station By 2020 · · Score: 1

    Re-read your statement: "I'm pretty sure all these products would have been invented/produced even without a manned space program, and on a lower budget." This can be applied to everything from jet engines, radar and all that jazz (thank WW2), but the point is they were developed earlier. The Internet is an offshoot of the Cold War. Would there have been an Internet without the Cold War? Maybe, but it would have taken longer and it may be it would have never have been what we have today. It could also be that it would have never been developed at all. You cannot be sure one invention will occure lacking the need for it, and thinking otherwise means ignoring the basic facts of research and being a fat, smelly child-molesting POS who furiously masturbates to kiddie scat bestiality porn.

  16. Re:Sex on Endeavour Crew To Be Interviewed Via YouTube · · Score: 2

    You can, but the Vomit Comet grants you max 25 seconds of freefall. That's scarcely twice the length of the average shot in a porn movie which is about 10-15 seconds depending on the director (Antonio Adamo goes for about 10 seconds ASL while Viv Thomas easily surpasses the 30 seconds mark). Considering that your typical porn scene averages 10 minutes from fellatio initiation to facial shot, you're racking up some valuable aircraft time. And we're not even talking about reshoots. Might as well send the whole cast and crew on the ISS.

  17. Re:Egg baskets on China Plans Space Station By 2020 · · Score: 1

    It is for children.

    But you LOVE children, don't you? If you did not, why were you spotted jerking off near a kindergarten?

  18. Re:Dumb Idea, Potential Opportunity on China Plans Space Station By 2020 · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure the Internet would have eventually been invented in Central Africa a couple of centuries from now and maybe on a lower budget. I suggest you turn your modem off until then.

  19. Re:Fake DMCA request on Dropbox Attempts To Kill Open Source Project · · Score: 1

    I live in a laminocracy, where blades disembowel the rich and the poor with equal efficiency. Aye: all piles of steamy, bloody intestines are equal.

  20. Re:Managers make that decision on Why Science Is a Lousy Career Choice · · Score: 1

    Wait, did 10th grade call asking for the In Crowd back while sticking nails in the EYES of Nerds?

    FTFY.

  21. Greenpeace... on Greenpeace Says the Internet Emits Too Much CO2 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Is full of shit. But not nearly enough. Shit on them and fill'em up so they'll stop bothering anyone.

  22. Re:September 13th, 1999 on Skynet Becomes Aware, Launches Nuclear Attack · · Score: 1

    Nobody even got the reference :(

    And you let them live? I would have given them a taste of laser gun set on "stun", hijacked an Eagle and left them on Retha to scrath their assed with poison ivy as cavemen for all time.

  23. Re:Fact vs Fiction on FPS Gaming and the 'Just-World Hypothesis' · · Score: 1

    Seriously, imagine a game where you spend the entire game fighting a villain, everything points towards that he is the villain and he will walk. You finally kill him, find out that you've been duped by the actual villain, then you get arrested and put on death row.

    Game over.

    Does that sound fun?

    No, it sounds like a Xanatos Gambit.

  24. Re:Fine Line on FPS Gaming and the 'Just-World Hypothesis' · · Score: 1

    It was like becoming Valedictorian (Yay!) and finding out that there's a kid in your class who would have not only been the first kid to go to college in his family, but would have had a free ride to Harvard if he'd been tops in the class instead of you (Boo.).

    Where's the problem? Winner takes it all, loser takes the fall. You go to the kid and tell him "enjoy state university and good luck for the next generation of losers. not sorry to run over your puppy with my pickup and piss on its corpse."

  25. Re:Kill the Invaders on FPS Gaming and the 'Just-World Hypothesis' · · Score: 1

    Dude, not everyone who knows La Marsaillez is french....some of us had to study a second language in high school, and actually enjoyed it.

    You obviously weren't among them since it's "La Marseillaise". Je chie sur ta figure, perdant de merde.