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  1. Re:BSES on Starbucks Offers Workers 2 Years of Free College · · Score: -1

    You know, somebody has to design those microgravity coffee machines.

  2. More evidence... on Study: Male Facial Development Evolved To Take Punches · · Score: -1

    ... That nerds are not human. Their faces are not evolved this way at all: when punched they either come apart like wet feces or deflate like balloons filled with offal. There are good reasons punches are not used on nerds anymore since a long time. Body blows, arms twisting and headbashings have been the preferred way to deal with the subhuman geeks for years now, although more creative - and definitive - ways are being developed.

  3. Re:NET NEUTRALITY on Cable Companies Use Astroturfing To Fight Net Neutrality · · Score: -1

    You are not anonymous, and never have been. Whenever one of you loserboys is caught, he rats on the others while crapping his pants and crying like the little sissy he is. Do you want change? Dump those stupid Guy Fawkes masks, put on an Obama mask and an explosive jacket and allahuakbarkaboom yourself in some corporation's offices. You will kill some office drones AND cause more social rift that will lead to instability and street violence. They cannot rule on the Net when everybody is out there putting each other's eyes out with screwdrivers, can't they? Stabbings, necklacings, curbstompings and roadside decapitations are exactly what you need. If you're not up to it, eat vaseline and die.

  4. Re: if they float they are guilty on Life Sentences For Serious Cyberattacks Proposed In Britain · · Score: -1

    LET YOU$="NEWT". There, I have done it now.

  5. Re:Crowdsourcing on UK Ballistics Scientists: 3D-Printed Guns Are 'of No Use To Anyone' · · Score: -1

    Plans for almost ALL guns are readily available. The firearms market is the closest to open source in real industry, just look at the number of 1911 and SIG Sauer clones around. You can't have many secrets in a device that is meant to be field-stripped for cleaning and that any good gunsmith can fix or modify with some tools. "Mods" like softening up triggers or mag-na-porting have been around forever. Ammo reloading is not some industrial secret. You may have some difficulties making a rifled barrel but it's not overwhelming. Need plans? Google "Metral SMG".

  6. Re:Good on UK Ballistics Scientists: 3D-Printed Guns Are 'of No Use To Anyone' · · Score: -1

    That will teach the broad not to karve her initials on the møøse.

  7. Re:Stupid Blame Game on Misogyny, Entitlement, and Nerds · · Score: -1

    Rodger was a nerd, a geek, an aspie and therefore a specimen of a subhuman category that doesn't deserve to breathe the same air as we Beautiful People. The sooner society takes on this problem, the better: all nerds, geeks, aspies and assorted lowlifes must be rounded up and brought to concentration camps, preferably near unused abattoires. There they will be terminated by first captive-bolt strike to the forehead and then body crushing via industrial presses. The remains will be disposed of by incineration in a mechanically dug firepit 50 meters long by 30 meters wide by 10 meters deep.

  8. Lock up the creeps on Misogyny, Entitlement, and Nerds · · Score: -1

    If there's anything proven beyond all doubt by the Elliot Rodger case is that nerds are not only ugly, creepy, repulsive and subhuman but also a danger to all the Beautiful People. This is a cold fact, and it is high time for society to react and ban those lowlife animals from existing within it. Nerds have no place in civilized society, period: they're not cute, they're not "adorkable" (what a stupid portmanteau, asorable != dork) or anything. They're nothing like the media stereotype popularized by shows like "The Big Bang Theory" and played by good-looking and talented actors. The only somewhat realistic portrayal of nerds in media is Scott Weidemeyer from "Zero Charisma" and even that is watered down. Nerds are stupid, foul-looking, annoying and disturbing, they are forever possessed by an immotivated sense of self-entitlement, they're full of anger and envy for the things they can never have because they're fugly and not deserving to live. Round up all those pieces of shit, especially aspies both self-diagnosed and not, and put them into concentration camps for extermination.

  9. Pah on This Is Your Brain While Videogaming Stoned · · Score: -1

    Nothing beats playing Resident Evil 2 on speed and then going to a performance art show.

  10. Re:I'm sedentary on Even In the Wild Mice Run In Wheels · · Score: -1

    Don't make up any excuses for being a lazy, misshapen tub o' lard. You're a fatso, you're ugly, you're malformed and you reek of stale sweat. Your obscenely distorted body is a gross heap of flaccid flesh, with infected sores festering between the flabs of sweaty, yellowish skin. When you're sitting, your weight threatens to break apart the reinforced chair that should support that pathetic monstruosity that is you, when you "walk", you trundle along on shortened, bent, stubby little legs that look like a Talidomide-generated nightmare. You're probably the inspiration for the DOOM 2 mancubus. Douse yourself on gasoline and set yourself on fire, now.

  11. All a matter of niches on Gun Rights Groups Say They Don't Oppose Smart Guns, Just Mandates · · Score: -1

    If you own firearms that are for sporting use (target shooting, hunting and so on) such a device would be understandable. However, one would have to explain why those weapons aren't locked up. On the other hand, any weapon that is meant for self defence must be brought to use in the shortest time possible and should the device fail-safe, then the weapon would fail-deadly for its owner. Besides, if the technology requires a signal to be transmitted, then it can be jammed. No thanks. You can put them on police or military firearms so gang members or insurgents can't use them but that's all. Now fuck off, all of you. You're ugly and your breath stinks.

  12. Re:US vs Europe, again? on The US Vs. Europe: Freedom of Expression Vs. Privacy · · Score: -1

    And in the Netherlands everything is permitted, especially what is forbidden.

  13. Re:Oh I don't want to live in the UK. on UK May Kill the EU's Net Neutrality Law · · Score: -1

    Oh, there used to be a lot of places where people still lived. But now they're dead. Sorry, nowhere to go.

  14. Re:Thiefs think others should pay on Swedish Fare Dodgers Organize Against Transportation Authorities · · Score: -1

    Malm ektorp skubb frak billy bork bork bork.

  15. Fits the name on US Navy Develops World's Worst E-reader · · Score: -1

    Ugly, inferior in every way, embarassing to have around, can never ever get over its shortcomings, can't grow or learn anything of value... Yes, it's a nerd alright. Shove it into the toilet and flush the water.

  16. Re:Microsoft Kinect Spy System & More on The NSA and Snowden: Securing the All-Seeing Eye · · Score: 1, Funny

    TLDRBIPIOAWMAWI (Too Long Didn't Read But I Printed It Out And Wiped My Ass With It).

  17. You can have my killer robot... on The Struggle To Ban Killer Robots · · Score: -1

    ... When you can pry yourself from its cold deadly hydraulically-powered hands.

  18. Re:frosty piss on Death Wish Meets GPS: iPhone Theft Victims Confronting Perps · · Score: -1

    He could just as easily have him tied to a chair, tortured and set on fire. Which would have been way better.

  19. Re:OMGPWNIES on Can You Tell the Difference? 4K Galaxy Note 3 vs. Canon 5D Mark III Video · · Score: -1

    Does your el crapo smartphone camera come equipped with an optical zoom lens or a proper tele when you want to take pictures of video happening at a distance or beyond a physical limit? No, it doesn't. You will have to get near by, which may not be possible. Your el crapo smartphone camera also lacks manual settings for lens aperture and shutter speed. It's the digital world equivalent of el crapo fixed lens cheapozoid pocket cameras from the late film eras. You can take some worthy pictures with them - provided you're not a talentless loserboy which you most certainly are - but they lack flexibility which is what sets real cameras apart from el crapo smartphone cameras.

  20. Re:Just get a rope! on Oklahoma Botched an Execution With Untested Lethal Injection Drugs · · Score: -1

    This is the government. Since a plastic bag is $0, they'll pay it about $25000.

  21. Do it the French way on Oklahoma Botched an Execution With Untested Lethal Injection Drugs · · Score: -1

    The French had it right: they had a couple of butcher knives by Madame La Guillotine, should the machine not work as advertised and only partially behead the customer. Since it's the 21st Century, just have a chainsaw ready.

  22. Re:Like most governments... on Imminent Server Seizure Tests Brazil's New Internet Bill of Rights · · Score: -1

    Don't pick the wrong targets: there are plenty of government/private drone workers and they have spares. The thing they have not spares for are the aforementioned "big shot" and their family. Target those. All the money in the world cannot bring them back from the dead, and more importantly they cannot buy new heirs to their fortune and power. Once their bloodlines are extinct, it's over for them.

  23. Re:Rewarding the bullies... on Student Records Kids Who Bully Him, Then Gets Threatened With Wiretapping Charge · · Score: -1

    All of them. That's actually the point, you know.

  24. Re:You mean "Le Google" on Google May Be $1 Billion Behind In Tax Payments To France · · Score: -1

    They've got the Metric System. They don't know what the fuck a goog is. They call it "Royale with Guglée".

  25. Don't worry... on Retired SCOTUS Justice Wants To 'Fix' the Second Amendment · · Score: -1

    ... They'll fix the First one as well. Sooner than we expect.