What would you want to be called, "computer nerd"? Like in, "yo, you computer nerd piece-of-shit. get your fat lazy ass here and empty my paper basket. when you're done, clean the toilets. on lunch break, fix my fucking e-mail or I'll replace you with some other dumb geek before you can say 'enterprise'".
Wrong, loserboy. Italy is part of NATO and benefits from NATO presence. Without NATO troops and equipment, Italy would have to pay for its defence by itself and be wholly bankrupted in a couple of weeks. Your governments have no problems with NATO at all, and they know what the benefits are. You can whine all you want but that's the way it is.
Killing kids wholesale is an idea whose time has come. I'd throw teenagers into the bunch. It will be a nice change from simply beating them up and shitting on their faces.
Since I'm a rich goon, I don't fucking care. The reality of the situation is, the rich goons ARE buying out the internet and there's nothing you can do about it. Taste defeat, loserboy.
My money is on the rich goons. You can be as technologically savvy as you want, but it doesn't do you much good when your computer is seized, your family's assets are confiscated and you're basically dead as far as society is concerned, because you're now unemployable for life. The side with money and brute strength will always win. This is the reality, not some matrix- or star wars-influenced fantasy. In real life, the strong and rich goon beats up the technologically savvy underlings, rips him to shreds, takes all of his possession, smashes his head against a wall and shits on his face. Deal with it.
Who's the loserboy nerd who thinks this? Hamsters are aggressive, territorial, competitive animals. They're rodent jocks. If they don't like you, they'll chew you up and shit on your face. Then they'll eat the shit and shit again on your face.
You loserboy nerd. Doctor Viktor Frankenstein, the original Modern Prometheus who built the first artificial jock, was a Swiss. Read the novel again, when you have mastered the highly physical, competitive sport of Book Reading.
"THEY WILL HAVE BIGGER GUNS THAN YOU. And tanks. And body armor. And more numbers."
Yes. That's why the Talibans were utterly defeated and Afghanistan is now under complete control. That's why Iraq is now a peaceful democratic nation. Oh, and I've heard about the fabulous US victory in Somalia.
Oh, sorry. Didn't happen, did it? (snicker).
Tanks and big guns work against other tanks and other big guns. Guerrilla fighters are another thing entirely and to take them on on US soil would mean laying waste to the cities and production facilities that are the life support of the nation. Any government that stupid would be immediately removed from power by the right kind of shareholders.
Then they would be beaten up and drowned in a toilet bowl.
Typical. Only limey loserboy nerds could vote into power a renegade Time Lord from Gallifrey without even checking his resume. Enjoy the Toclafane beating you up and shitting on your face.
I like slashes. I like them a lot. Especially the Buffy/Faith variety. Only loserboy nerds can't handle slashes. That's why we beat them up and you can guess the rest.
Of course. This is because slashdot is the home of the loserboy nerd, who must believe the Moon landings were faked because they were enterprises way beyond the mediocre, meager, laughable skills they possess.
In the mind of the loserboy nerd, the Moon missions are the final, undoubtable revelation of the jock's superiority because the astronaut, with his mental and physical prowess, personal bravery and aggressive competitivity is the ultimate jock, the quarterback of the Universe, the athlete of the Cosmos.
The hard-working Mission Control technicians with their unbreakable concentration, their absolute discipline and commitment are another shining example of mental and physical abilities that the loserboy nerd, with his lack of attention due to scarce intelligence, with his laughable skills, with his embarassing social ineptitude can never hope to match.
The loserboy nerd must then fill his feeble mind with ridiculous conspiracy theories because facing the reality of his own ineptitude which is fully revealed by the great endeavours that are the Apollo missions, conquests made by jocks, is anathema. This revelation causes his whole world - built on multiple strata of misplaced self-confidence - to crumble. It makes him realize that all the taunts, the physical abuse, the humiliations were absolutely deserved.
And that's why loserboy nerds believe in ludicrous Moon Hoax theories. To them it's a religious faith.
Of course, we don't care for them. We just beat them up and fire a rocketful of shit on their faces.
Exactly. But this is Slashdot, home of the loserboy nerd who lives off his parents' income while whining and spouting bullcrap about "revolutions" and other nonsense while furiously masturbating in his feces. You are perfectly right: people do not revolt as long as there is food on the table. They revolt when they have nothing to lose and our lords and masters have learned their lessons well: they'll leave us just enough to eat, while always threatening to take it away, and we'll behave. Afterwards, when we're all disarmed for our own safety and less-than-lethal anticrowd devices are in the hands of privately-funded security firms, it will be too late to do anything. Even to snivel on the intershit.
70 years ago the UK were fighting to avoid having the nazikrauts do to them what they had done to many countries. They couldn't have cared less about the nazikrauts oppressing people depending on their genetic heritage, since they had long been considered all non-limeys as inferior to them. So don't ever think the limeys were fighting WW2 for some sense of equality they never had even among themselves, they wanted to keep their empire and not become part of the nazikraut one.
The more school, the better. I say do away with summer vacations altogether. Let the little shits work their asses off all year around, that'll toughen them up and prepare them for the REAL world. Moreover it will mean nerds will have no respite, ever. I'm all for it. Work, work, work and more work. Stress them until they snap. Break them. Some will win, some will lose, some were born to sing the blues. That's the way it should be. No mercy.
Why bother to go all Macgyver on this, loserboy nerd? Get a hunting rifle and put a.35 Whelen through their expensive equipment. Hell, even a.22 can turn your average electronics into so much scrap.
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What would you want to be called, "computer nerd"? Like in, "yo, you computer nerd piece-of-shit. get your fat lazy ass here and empty my paper basket. when you're done, clean the toilets. on lunch break, fix my fucking e-mail or I'll replace you with some other dumb geek before you can say 'enterprise'".
Wrong, loserboy. Italy is part of NATO and benefits from NATO presence. Without NATO troops and equipment, Italy would have to pay for its defence by itself and be wholly bankrupted in a couple of weeks. Your governments have no problems with NATO at all, and they know what the benefits are. You can whine all you want but that's the way it is.
They had genetics, loserboy nerd, but they were made of wood and bronze.
Killing kids wholesale is an idea whose time has come. I'd throw teenagers into the bunch. It will be a nice change from simply beating them up and shitting on their faces.
Ah, Colossus. One of the greatest jock AIs ever. It took a shit on the face of mankind. Pull my plug, you nerdy humans. I dare you.
Take them fuckers out and execute them.
Since I'm a rich goon, I don't fucking care. The reality of the situation is, the rich goons ARE buying out the internet and there's nothing you can do about it. Taste defeat, loserboy.
My money is on the rich goons. You can be as technologically savvy as you want, but it doesn't do you much good when your computer is seized, your family's assets are confiscated and you're basically dead as far as society is concerned, because you're now unemployable for life. The side with money and brute strength will always win. This is the reality, not some matrix- or star wars-influenced fantasy.
In real life, the strong and rich goon beats up the technologically savvy underlings, rips him to shreds, takes all of his possession, smashes his head against a wall and shits on his face. Deal with it.
Who's the loserboy nerd who thinks this? Hamsters are aggressive, territorial, competitive animals. They're rodent jocks. If they don't like you, they'll chew you up and shit on your face. Then they'll eat the shit and shit again on your face.
"On second thoughts considering what "Advances" USA has brought to the world, maybe they were right."
Yeah, especially that stupid interweb thing you use to download kiddie porn you then masturbate in your feces to.
"beating your penis to pictures of llamas, camels and alpacas?"
Jeff Minter, is that you?
"If they'd picked Stephanie Meyer, yeah, there'd be torches and pitchforks."
However, robots DO sparkle in the sunlight.
It's not paved at all. You're supposed to pave it and pay for it.
You loserboy nerd. Doctor Viktor Frankenstein, the original Modern Prometheus who built the first artificial jock, was a Swiss. Read the novel again, when you have mastered the highly physical, competitive sport of Book Reading.
"THEY WILL HAVE BIGGER GUNS THAN YOU. And tanks. And body armor. And more numbers."
Yes. That's why the Talibans were utterly defeated and Afghanistan is now under complete control. That's why Iraq is now a peaceful democratic nation. Oh, and I've heard about the fabulous US victory in Somalia.
Oh, sorry. Didn't happen, did it? (snicker).
Tanks and big guns work against other tanks and other big guns. Guerrilla fighters are another thing entirely and to take them on on US soil would mean laying waste to the cities and production facilities that are the life support of the nation. Any government that stupid would be immediately removed from power by the right kind of shareholders.
Then they would be beaten up and drowned in a toilet bowl.
... Why does it sound like the title of a Doctor Who episode?
Mandatory: you loserboy nerds, wait for the Sontaran jocks to beat you up and shit on your faces. Sontar-ha!
Typical. Only limey loserboy nerds could vote into power a renegade Time Lord from Gallifrey without even checking his resume. Enjoy the Toclafane beating you up and shitting on your face.
I like slashes. I like them a lot. Especially the Buffy/Faith variety. Only loserboy nerds can't handle slashes. That's why we beat them up and you can guess the rest.
"Get shot or get fired". I like the sound of that.
Of course. This is because slashdot is the home of the loserboy nerd, who must believe the Moon landings were faked because they were enterprises way beyond the mediocre, meager, laughable skills they possess.
In the mind of the loserboy nerd, the Moon missions are the final, undoubtable revelation of the jock's superiority because the astronaut, with his mental and physical prowess, personal bravery and aggressive competitivity is the ultimate jock, the quarterback of the Universe, the athlete of the Cosmos.
The hard-working Mission Control technicians with their unbreakable concentration, their absolute discipline and commitment are another shining example of mental and physical abilities that the loserboy nerd, with his lack of attention due to scarce intelligence, with his laughable skills, with his embarassing social ineptitude can never hope to match.
The loserboy nerd must then fill his feeble mind with ridiculous conspiracy theories because facing the reality of his own ineptitude which is fully revealed by the great endeavours that are the Apollo missions, conquests made by jocks, is anathema. This revelation causes his whole world - built on multiple strata of misplaced self-confidence - to crumble. It makes him realize that all the taunts, the physical abuse, the humiliations were absolutely deserved.
And that's why loserboy nerds believe in ludicrous Moon Hoax theories. To them it's a religious faith.
Of course, we don't care for them. We just beat them up and fire a rocketful of shit on their faces.
Exactly. But this is Slashdot, home of the loserboy nerd who lives off his parents' income while whining and spouting bullcrap about "revolutions" and other nonsense while furiously masturbating in his feces.
You are perfectly right: people do not revolt as long as there is food on the table. They revolt when they have nothing to lose and our lords and masters have learned their lessons well: they'll leave us just enough to eat, while always threatening to take it away, and we'll behave. Afterwards, when we're all disarmed for our own safety and less-than-lethal anticrowd devices are in the hands of privately-funded security firms, it will be too late to do anything. Even to snivel on the intershit.
70 years ago the UK were fighting to avoid having the nazikrauts do to them what they had done to many countries. They couldn't have cared less about the nazikrauts oppressing people depending on their genetic heritage, since they had long been considered all non-limeys as inferior to them. So don't ever think the limeys were fighting WW2 for some sense of equality they never had even among themselves, they wanted to keep their empire and not become part of the nazikraut one.
The more school, the better. I say do away with summer vacations altogether. Let the little shits work their asses off all year around, that'll toughen them up and prepare them for the REAL world. Moreover it will mean nerds will have no respite, ever.
I'm all for it. Work, work, work and more work. Stress them until they snap. Break them. Some will win, some will lose, some were born to sing the blues.
That's the way it should be. No mercy.
Suicide is not a solution. A good, bloody rampage however...
Why bother to go all Macgyver on this, loserboy nerd? Get a hunting rifle and put a .35 Whelen through their expensive equipment. Hell, even a .22 can turn your average electronics into so much scrap.