Ah, loserboy nerd, your rage puts a smile on my face. I laugh at your impotent rants. The thought of your everyday misery is uplifting, the more so when I think of how many more miserable failures like you whom, being unable to compete in the real world, dream uselessly of changing it while cursing those who thrive in it. Poor deluded loserboy nerd, even stabbing Ayn Rand wouldn't have changed anything: capitalism is the only way to run an economy, everything else has failed. Or do you think that the harsh reality you live in has been brought forward by Atlas Shrugged? You're so naive and stupid, and therefore doomed to wallow in the mud treaded upon by the boots of better man than you while we collectively shit on your face.
Unfortunately in a world where most people are strapped for cash at the end of the month or way before, there's *nothing* we won't be giving up to save some dough. Those who run our economy and politics have learned well: never take everything from your minions or they may revolt, leave them with barely enough to survive while threatening to take it little by little and they'll happily shackle themselves just to keep going. This trend won't reverse, so get used to it.
Since when is a fuckin' El-Aurian barkeeper qualified to judge a planet's inhabitability? Them loserboys couldn't even defend their own against some pasty-faced Borg and let themselves be shit upon without a fight. Fuckin' space nerds. Then what they do? They get trapped into the hippy-space Nexus and managed to turn Captain Kirk, arguably one of the Galaxy's greatest jocks, into a whiny horse-riding loserboy. Yo, Guinan, back to your synthalcohol drinks. Leave space to the jocks.
O RLY? Italy has filtered plenty of gambling sites and doesn't like you watching sports on the internet. Their new laws will make bloggers responsible for each and every comment made by users, too, which will expose each and every loserboy blogger to heavy fines and imprisonment.
Government do not *like* dissent, they *have* to tolerate it because it doesn't look good if you call yourself a democratic country and then explode heads on live TV. But they will not allow the internet to remain an anarchic medium with (almost) total anonymity and worldwide reachability. They'll turn it into digital TV and there's absolutely nothing you can do to avoid this, because you never bothered to fight your battles in the real world, which is the only one that matters.
You, the nerds, the losers, the trekkie pedophile geeks, you who thought the 'Net would be your oyster. You, who dreamed of "leading the revolution" with your hollow pursuits, who believed against all reason that the "digital world" would be an alternative to the real one, all the while masturbating in your own feces while watching kiddie porn, are to blame for this.
That's why we will hunt you down one by one, beat you up and shit on your faces.
The brits can't fight back. They've been disarmed. They can take to the streets and the government will ignore them. If they even try to do anything further, the police will happily billy-club some randomly picked guy to death or explode his head to make the other see the light.
And after they'll have realized their actions are futile they'll go to the nearest pub, grumble a bit and drink their disappointment away.
The day after, they'll go to work as usual. Must pay the bills, you know. Except the leaders, who will find themselves fired after being identified by the ubiquitous CCTVs.
The UK is a lost cause. Wall it away already. Dynamite the Eurotunnel.
What did you expect? The EU is all about economy. It used to be called the European Community, and before that the European ECONOMIC Community. The first thing they set out to do was the common currency. Yes, money. Not a simple, straightforward Constitution reaffirming the inalienable rights of the people and the form and limits of government.
No. Not at all
Money. And trade. The "constitution" they later produced is a horribly bloated piece of shit that enumerates tons of "rights" that are impossible to grant and therefore are pretty much null.
Euro-peons have better get used to this. They are expendable cogs in the EU economic machine, and will be treated as such. Oh, well, they should be used to this. They sucked each and every king's cock for centuries, they'll do it again.
... I learned fuckin' PASCAL so I could shit on the faces of BASIC geeks. Structured programming. Compilers. Serious fuckin' shit. BASIC was for nerds, PASCAL for jocks. Fuckin' line numbers, who's the loserboy that needs them? Can't you fuckin' edit your instructions without useless references?
And for the real uberjock, there was Assembler. Fuckin' interpreted languages couldn't hold a candle to Assembler. OK, there was this shit about every damn machine having a different architecture but who cares, no pain no gain.
Want to know the best thing about computer classes? They were full of nerds. First we gave them all a good beating, then we would put the chairs straight on their twisted backs and sit on them.
And if we killed all humans, there would be no more murders.
Shitting on your face would be a waste of crap, toilet reject. Censorship works on the loserboy principle that someone knows what's good for me better than I do and therefore has the authority to "protect" me.
Newsflash: I didn't sign up for any "protection" and anyone who would do so is welcome to swim off to lobotomy island.
Can't wait until they put some good LRO imagery on GE, it's going to be fuckin' awesome. I'm going to download the landing sites' pics, engrave them on a marble slab and then use it to bash in the skull of the first moon hoaxer I run across. Then I'll shit on his face, take a picture, upload it on Panoramio and file it under "contemporary art".
July the 14th. Nerd carcass in the toilet, head stuck in the bowl. This place is afraid of me. I shit on its true face. The corridors are infested with loserboys and the putrid smell of their feces-encrusted pants soil the very air as I twist their arms out of their sockets. The accumulated filth of all their fapping to kiddie scat porn will foam at their waist and all the stupid geeks and nerds will scream "save us!"...... And I'll whisper "fuck you, loserboys." And then I'll beat them up and shit on their faces.
Loserboy turdbrain, you don't "waive" freedoms so that others can have theirs. Either everybody is free to do what they want as long as they do not infringe on someone else's rights, or nobody is free.
You cannot go around murdering people because you would take their rights to live, but you can kill in self-defence in order to protect that right. Absolute freedom, moreover, comes from absolute responsability which means you must be ready to bear the consequences of your actions.
The free man accepts and wants this, the willing slave delegates it to his master.
And there ain't no such thing as a right to safety because safety does not exist in the real world.
If you want your precious overbearing state to defend you from all harm, then by all means stop calling yourself "citizen" and cry aloud "O my lord and master, I'm yours to command, TELL ME WHAT TO DO AND KEEP ME SAFE!" while I beat you up and shit on your face.
What the fuck is the deal? If videogames become "too" realistically violent, there will be a minority of people able to stomach them. There's a good reason movies steer clear from too realistic depictions of violence, and that's because the majority of the audience could not stomach it. Eventually the market will decide. But it's a bunch of loserboys those who worry about games "desensitizing" people. If anything, some close-by murder simulation will put them off the real thing.
Of course, this doesn't apply to anti-nerd violence which is a social necessity.
Loserboy nerd, if you think like this you deserve the title of loserboy because you have a loserboy mindset and deserve to be beaten up.
Proposing underground alternatives is not the answer: it's like saying "who cares if there's tyranny on the surface, we can hide in sewers". While this may be feasible in wartime for a limited period, it's absolutely not viable in the long time. If you leave any ground, any time of day to the enemy, he will take it and use it against you until there's nowhere to go.
Sneakernet? Yeah, right. They'll make random searches a daily occurrence, to catch the pedo-terro-anarchist. Wifi net? Couple of radiowave detectors and they'll start busting down doors until fear will make everybody turn their transceivers off.
Keep this in mind: those who want freedom must fight an enemy that can make even breathing illegal. This enemy lies without us (government parties and economic lobbies) and within us (special interest groups). Both sides must be taken down.
Anything else is just painting your prison bars gold.
Exactly. That kind of shite happens because, hear hear, people are generally so dumb that they always want to ban what they don't personally like. Those who want to restrict freedom in order to have an illusory, subjective feeling of "security" are all in the same camp while those who fight for their own liberties are fragmented in a thousand camps and do not have the wits to band together since it's pretty much the same battle. No wonder we're heading towards gulagland.
"The liberals want to measure the cost to the rest of us, when people can't be trusted to act wisely." And that, loserboy nerd, is why the net will be gutted. The moment you decide that people can't be trusted is the moment you step in with all the might of authority to make them behave, or else.
Like saying that arms and legs should be amputated and assholes plugged because this way we couldn't beat you up and shit on your faces.
Loserboy nerd, you know nothing about firearms. The AKs are no timeless, they're cheap mass-produced weapons that tolerate some greater measure of mistreatment before giving up the ghost, but an AK will break down. It will not last decades as better weapons like the Swiss SG510 and SG550 series do. They are way more expensive but can easily last a couple of lifetimes before needing some repair. Even then, it only takes some work by a gunsmith to make them work like they were new. Why, there are some 1930 issue Schmidt-Rubin rifles that work like charm after almost 80 years of service. More or less the same can be said with German weapons. Russian stuff is not built to last, it's built to work without frills.
War and Peace? WAR AND PEACE??? Fuckin' Voya i Mir is the worst example a loserboy nerd can come up with. It's a terribly overlong family drama with some cool fight scenes and a bunch of characters who need a Jethro Gibbs slap starting with emo loserboy piece of shit Pierre Bezuchov and all of his bullcrap schemes. You want to love Natascha Rostova 'cause she was played by Audrey Hepburn in the movie but she's as shallow and emo as fuckin' Pierre the Lousy Shot. Only good character is Andrej Bolkonsky with all the veteran PTSD stuff, and the fourth freakin' volume is just a bunch of pseudophilosophical rambling by the writer on the nature of history and so on.
Read Dostojevsky, now that's some cool shit: Crime and Punishment rocks, I'd love to learn Russian so I could read it in the original language. And then drop some borscht-laden shit on you nerds.
Slashdot Mirror
"And they make a tasty treat for the kids!"
Not as good as wasabi-laced sweets.
Ah, loserboy nerd, your rage puts a smile on my face. I laugh at your impotent rants. The thought of your everyday misery is uplifting, the more so when I think of how many more miserable failures like you whom, being unable to compete in the real world, dream uselessly of changing it while cursing those who thrive in it.
Poor deluded loserboy nerd, even stabbing Ayn Rand wouldn't have changed anything: capitalism is the only way to run an economy, everything else has failed. Or do you think that the harsh reality you live in has been brought forward by Atlas Shrugged? You're so naive and stupid, and therefore doomed to wallow in the mud treaded upon by the boots of better man than you while we collectively shit on your face.
Unfortunately in a world where most people are strapped for cash at the end of the month or way before, there's *nothing* we won't be giving up to save some dough. Those who run our economy and politics have learned well: never take everything from your minions or they may revolt, leave them with barely enough to survive while threatening to take it little by little and they'll happily shackle themselves just to keep going.
This trend won't reverse, so get used to it.
Well said: Death is a wimp, and we shit on its face. Scythe-wielding loserboy.
Children as half-employees and half-property? Speak for yourself. I think of them as half fuel and half dog food.
"Indeed they have. Decades ago."
Wrong, loserboy nerd. I did it 35 minutes ago.
Since when is a fuckin' El-Aurian barkeeper qualified to judge a planet's inhabitability? Them loserboys couldn't even defend their own against some pasty-faced Borg and let themselves be shit upon without a fight.
Fuckin' space nerds.
Then what they do? They get trapped into the hippy-space Nexus and managed to turn Captain Kirk, arguably one of the Galaxy's greatest jocks, into a whiny horse-riding loserboy.
Yo, Guinan, back to your synthalcohol drinks. Leave space to the jocks.
O RLY? Italy has filtered plenty of gambling sites and doesn't like you watching sports on the internet. Their new laws will make bloggers responsible for each and every comment made by users, too, which will expose each and every loserboy blogger to heavy fines and imprisonment.
Government do not *like* dissent, they *have* to tolerate it because it doesn't look good if you call yourself a democratic country and then explode heads on live TV. But they will not allow the internet to remain an anarchic medium with (almost) total anonymity and worldwide reachability. They'll turn it into digital TV and there's absolutely nothing you can do to avoid this, because you never bothered to fight your battles in the real world, which is the only one that matters.
You, the nerds, the losers, the trekkie pedophile geeks, you who thought the 'Net would be your oyster. You, who dreamed of "leading the revolution" with your hollow pursuits, who believed against all reason that the "digital world" would be an alternative to the real one, all the while masturbating in your own feces while watching kiddie porn, are to blame for this.
That's why we will hunt you down one by one, beat you up and shit on your faces.
You're all a bunch of loserboy nerds. I'll laugh heartily when the Cylon jocks will come around, nuke you all and shit on your faces.
"But you don't understand, you pedo-terrorist, that now families have access to the Internet !"
Then they can get their family porn without being a pain in my ass.
The brits can't fight back. They've been disarmed. They can take to the streets and the government will ignore them. If they even try to do anything further, the police will happily billy-club some randomly picked guy to death or explode his head to make the other see the light.
And after they'll have realized their actions are futile they'll go to the nearest pub, grumble a bit and drink their disappointment away.
The day after, they'll go to work as usual. Must pay the bills, you know. Except the leaders, who will find themselves fired after being identified by the ubiquitous CCTVs.
The UK is a lost cause. Wall it away already. Dynamite the Eurotunnel.
What did you expect? The EU is all about economy. It used to be called the European Community, and before that the European ECONOMIC Community. The first thing they set out to do was the common currency. Yes, money. Not a simple, straightforward Constitution reaffirming the inalienable rights of the people and the form and limits of government.
No. Not at all
Money. And trade. The "constitution" they later produced is a horribly bloated piece of shit that enumerates tons of "rights" that are impossible to grant and therefore are pretty much null.
Euro-peons have better get used to this. They are expendable cogs in the EU economic machine, and will be treated as such. Oh, well, they should be used to this. They sucked each and every king's cock for centuries, they'll do it again.
Pissing on the slashdot hive mind does have its appeal.
... I learned fuckin' PASCAL so I could shit on the faces of BASIC geeks. Structured programming. Compilers. Serious fuckin' shit. BASIC was for nerds, PASCAL for jocks. Fuckin' line numbers, who's the loserboy that needs them? Can't you fuckin' edit your instructions without useless references?
And for the real uberjock, there was Assembler. Fuckin' interpreted languages couldn't hold a candle to Assembler. OK, there was this shit about every damn machine having a different architecture but who cares, no pain no gain.
Want to know the best thing about computer classes? They were full of nerds. First we gave them all a good beating, then we would put the chairs straight on their twisted backs and sit on them.
And if we killed all humans, there would be no more murders.
Shitting on your face would be a waste of crap, toilet reject. Censorship works on the loserboy principle that someone knows what's good for me better than I do and therefore has the authority to "protect" me.
Newsflash: I didn't sign up for any "protection" and anyone who would do so is welcome to swim off to lobotomy island.
Can't wait until they put some good LRO imagery on GE, it's going to be fuckin' awesome. I'm going to download the landing sites' pics, engrave them on a marble slab and then use it to bash in the skull of the first moon hoaxer I run across.
Then I'll shit on his face, take a picture, upload it on Panoramio and file it under "contemporary art".
July the 14th. Nerd carcass in the toilet, head stuck in the bowl. This place is afraid of me. I shit on its true face. The corridors are infested with loserboys and the putrid smell of their feces-encrusted pants soil the very air as I twist their arms out of their sockets. The accumulated filth of all their fapping to kiddie scat porn will foam at their waist and all the stupid geeks and nerds will scream "save us!"... ... And I'll whisper "fuck you, loserboys." And then I'll beat them up and shit on their faces.
Loserboy turdbrain, you don't "waive" freedoms so that others can have theirs. Either everybody is free to do what they want as long as they do not infringe on someone else's rights, or nobody is free.
You cannot go around murdering people because you would take their rights to live, but you can kill in self-defence in order to protect that right. Absolute freedom, moreover, comes from absolute responsability which means you must be ready to bear the consequences of your actions.
The free man accepts and wants this, the willing slave delegates it to his master.
And there ain't no such thing as a right to safety because safety does not exist in the real world.
If you want your precious overbearing state to defend you from all harm, then by all means stop calling yourself "citizen" and cry aloud "O my lord and master, I'm yours to command, TELL ME WHAT TO DO AND KEEP ME SAFE!" while I beat you up and shit on your face.
What's your fucking problem? If it saves one life it's worth it, isn'it? No debate /sarcasm
What the fuck is the deal? If videogames become "too" realistically violent, there will be a minority of people able to stomach them. There's a good reason movies steer clear from too realistic depictions of violence, and that's because the majority of the audience could not stomach it. Eventually the market will decide. But it's a bunch of loserboys those who worry about games "desensitizing" people. If anything, some close-by murder simulation will put them off the real thing.
Of course, this doesn't apply to anti-nerd violence which is a social necessity.
Loserboy nerd, if you think like this you deserve the title of loserboy because you have a loserboy mindset and deserve to be beaten up.
Proposing underground alternatives is not the answer: it's like saying "who cares if there's tyranny on the surface, we can hide in sewers". While this may be feasible in wartime for a limited period, it's absolutely not viable in the long time. If you leave any ground, any time of day to the enemy, he will take it and use it against you until there's nowhere to go.
Sneakernet? Yeah, right. They'll make random searches a daily occurrence, to catch the pedo-terro-anarchist. Wifi net? Couple of radiowave detectors and they'll start busting down doors until fear will make everybody turn their transceivers off.
Keep this in mind: those who want freedom must fight an enemy that can make even breathing illegal. This enemy lies without us (government parties and economic lobbies) and within us (special interest groups). Both sides must be taken down.
Anything else is just painting your prison bars gold.
Exactly. That kind of shite happens because, hear hear, people are generally so dumb that they always want to ban what they don't personally like. Those who want to restrict freedom in order to have an illusory, subjective feeling of "security" are all in the same camp while those who fight for their own liberties are fragmented in a thousand camps and do not have the wits to band together since it's pretty much the same battle. No wonder we're heading towards gulagland.
"The liberals want to measure the cost to the rest of us, when people can't be trusted to act wisely."
And that, loserboy nerd, is why the net will be gutted. The moment you decide that people can't be trusted is the moment you step in with all the might of authority to make them behave, or else.
Like saying that arms and legs should be amputated and assholes plugged because this way we couldn't beat you up and shit on your faces.
Loserboy nerd, you know nothing about firearms. The AKs are no timeless, they're cheap mass-produced weapons that tolerate some greater measure of mistreatment before giving up the ghost, but an AK will break down. It will not last decades as better weapons like the Swiss SG510 and SG550 series do. They are way more expensive but can easily last a couple of lifetimes before needing some repair. Even then, it only takes some work by a gunsmith to make them work like they were new. Why, there are some 1930 issue Schmidt-Rubin rifles that work like charm after almost 80 years of service. More or less the same can be said with German weapons.
Russian stuff is not built to last, it's built to work without frills.
War and Peace? WAR AND PEACE??? Fuckin' Voya i Mir is the worst example a loserboy nerd can come up with. It's a terribly overlong family drama with some cool fight scenes and a bunch of characters who need a Jethro Gibbs slap starting with emo loserboy piece of shit Pierre Bezuchov and all of his bullcrap schemes. You want to love Natascha Rostova 'cause she was played by Audrey Hepburn in the movie but she's as shallow and emo as fuckin' Pierre the Lousy Shot. Only good character is Andrej Bolkonsky with all the veteran PTSD stuff, and the fourth freakin' volume is just a bunch of pseudophilosophical rambling by the writer on the nature of history and so on.
Read Dostojevsky, now that's some cool shit: Crime and Punishment rocks, I'd love to learn Russian so I could read it in the original language. And then drop some borscht-laden shit on you nerds.