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Earth's Period of Habitability Is Nearly Over

xp65 writes "Scientists at this year's XXVIIth General Assembly of the International Astronomical Union in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil agree that we do not yet know how ubiquitous or how fragile life is, but that: 'The Earth's period of habitability is nearly over on a cosmological timescale. In a half to one billion years the Sun will start to be too luminous and warm for water to exist in liquid form on Earth, leading to a runaway greenhouse effect in less than 2 billion years.' Other surprising claims from this conference: that the Sun may not be the ideal kind of star to nurture life, and that the Earth may not be the ideal size."

756 comments

  1. Dang! Things were just getting fun by cryfreedomlove · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just when we were about to figure out free energy!

  2. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Kotoku · · Score: 5, Funny

    And to think, we were only 10-20 years away from Cold Fusion....

  3. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Bredero · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah fuck this shit, I'm out of here!

  4. Depending on who you believe by frozentier · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Depending on who you believe, the Earth will be inhabitable for a billion more years or so, or a couple hundred years.

    1. Re:Depending on who you believe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What climate model projects that the Earth will be _uninhabitable_ within a few hundred years?

    2. Re:Depending on who you believe by Thanshin · · Score: 2, Funny

      The presentation was made in power point.

      It was a large file.

      Which was in the lecturer's usb drive.

      He copied it to the projector's hd...

      Depending on who you believe, the Earth will be inhabitable for a billion more years or so, or a couple hundred years

    3. Re:Depending on who you believe by kulawend · · Score: 1

      Obama won't tax us, he'll just print more money.

    4. Re:Depending on who you believe by O'Nazareth · · Score: 5, Funny

      The book of Revelation.

    5. Re:Depending on who you believe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the bible says the end times would be within the lifespan of Jesus' desciples, so I'd say it's already long overdue.

    6. Re:Depending on who you believe by BradyB · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Gorism

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    7. Re:Depending on who you believe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was I the only one that saw "erect" and "giant Vagina"?

    8. Re:Depending on who you believe by GreenTech11 · · Score: 1

      Well, everyone knows that if you ignore a problem, it'll go away, so I'm going to believe the few billion years bit.

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    9. Re:Depending on who you believe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What climate model projects that the Earth will be _uninhabitable_ within a few hundred years?

      Manbearpig.

      Ugly model, though.

    10. Re:Depending on who you believe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It means disciples as in followers, not specifically the apostles. (so it is still valid)

      Also it says Earth will be wiped clean and the for 1000 years (God time [1]) after be a paradise devoid of sin

      1. guessing one rotation of our galaxy around the universe as one God year

    11. Re:Depending on who you believe by haifastudent · · Score: 5, Funny

      I expect this basement to stay nice and cool (read: inhabitable) so long as my parents keep paying the rent.

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    12. Re:Depending on who you believe by daem0n1x · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Don't worry, the Earth will remain inhabitable even in the most dark of the global warming scenarios.

      Just not by humans.

    13. Re:Depending on who you believe by zeromorph · · Score: 1

      But on Biblical scale a few hundred years is quite along time. You know, it's not that Earth is older than 6000 years or so. - But then, what would Xenu do?

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    14. Re:Depending on who you believe by anarchyboy · · Score: 2, Informative

      1. guessing one rotation of our galaxy around the universe as one God year

      Our galaxy does not rotate around the universe

    15. Re:Depending on who you believe by Hal_Porter · · Score: 5, Funny

      If I was God here's how I'd do things

      The Bible would have performance targets - e.g. colonise the moon and so on. Once those were achieved I'd just change them retroactively so humans thought they had to do say the moon and mars. Basically every time anyone picked the book up it would tell them that God thinks that as a species we're a day late and a dollar short and he's sick of it. I'd also explain that the dinosaurs didn't meet their targets either and even humans should be able to deduce the consequences of that.

      Oh and by the way, FORE!

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    16. Re:Depending on who you believe by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1, Insightful

      95% of cockroaches vote Republican, so I'm not worried.

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    17. Re:Depending on who you believe by O'Nazareth · · Score: 1

      The Elohims will help us anyway.

    18. Re:Depending on who you believe by ta+bu+shi+da+yu · · Score: 1

      [citation needed]

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    19. Re:Depending on who you believe by O'Nazareth · · Score: 1

      If I were God, I would provide a signed hash of the prophetic message I sent. That would be a big step.

      I note that "The book of Revelation" was moderated as funny. You will all go to hell!

    20. Re:Depending on who you believe by O'Nazareth · · Score: 1

      There is not even a center to rotate around.

    21. Re:Depending on who you believe by O'Nazareth · · Score: 1

      Jesus Nukem Forever!

    22. Re:Depending on who you believe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    23. Re:Depending on who you believe by jonadab · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, no.

      In the first place, it never gives a specific timeframe.

      In the second place, although the predictions range from fairly severe right on up to extremely dire (watermelon-sized hail, multiple consecutive years of worldwide drought, a day's wages for a quart of wheat, earthquakes so severe they relocate or just plain level every mountain and island worldwide, ...), the text also clearly states that a significant minority of the human population does survive. I don't see any prediction of uninhabitability there (unless you're talking about 21:1, when the whole thing is scrapped and replaced with a new one).

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    24. Re:Depending on who you believe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      There is not even a center to rotate around.

      That's not true. There is the greased axle of the wheel of fortune.

    25. Re:Depending on who you believe by Jaysyn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ... is a story about a very vivid mushroom trip that some guy named John once had.

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    26. Re:Depending on who you believe by O'Nazareth · · Score: 1

      Well what do you expect to happen with 144,000 males (this is somehow implied by 14:4)?

    27. Re:Depending on who you believe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck your god :).

    28. Re:Depending on who you believe by Paltin · · Score: 3, Informative

      I don't see a problem... unless you read the thing. And don't selectively ignore parts of it....

      Oh wait, we can ignore it all! Based on the fact that it is just one of many creation/destruction myths, none with any more validity then the next....

    29. Re:Depending on who you believe by Smidge204 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Not sure how serious you intended to be, because that's not entirely out of the question.

      It's called ergotism: A condition that rises from eating cereal grains contaminated with a fungus. Symptoms can include seizures ("demonic possession") and hallucinations ("divine inspiration").

      One can easily imagine that, in an era before sophisticated food storage and preparation methods, such an affliction could be rather common... indeed there are many historical records of ergotism epidemics in the middle ages. Why not in pre-biblical times as well?
      =Smidge=

    30. Re:Depending on who you believe by Yoozer · · Score: 1

      Once those were achieved I'd just change them retroactively

      "But can't you see it, right here? It's right here in this verse of the Book of Kings! We've always been at war with Eurasia!"

    31. Re:Depending on who you believe by O'Nazareth · · Score: 1

      Not to mistake with the member of the Beatles.

    32. Re:Depending on who you believe by FatAlb3rt · · Score: 1

      Mod -1: troll whore

    33. Re:Depending on who you believe by jeffasselin · · Score: 1

      Religion. Making specious arguments and re-defining the meaning of words since Marduk created the world.

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    34. Re:Depending on who you believe by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Funny

      I though it was the Book of Gore.

      Dammit, I get all my books of the bible wrong.

      Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Ringo, Paul, Gore, George, and Bono followed by revaluations right?

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    35. Re:Depending on who you believe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like Venus, perhaps?

    36. Re:Depending on who you believe by NotQuiteInsane · · Score: 1

      Are you related to my boss?

    37. Re:Depending on who you believe by Shakrai · · Score: 3, Informative

      Don't worry, the Earth will remain inhabitable even in the most dark of the global warming scenarios.

      Just not by humans.

      What global warming scenario says the planet won't be habitable for humans? I've seen scenarios where the carrying capacity is drastically reduced (due to serious declines in agricultural output) but I've never seen one where it's eliminated entirely.

      Humans have survived serious climate changes before -- without the benefit of modern knowledge and technology. Do you really think we have the ability to do more damage to the climate than the Toba event?

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      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    38. Re:Depending on who you believe by HappyHead · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's not true. There is the greased axle of the wheel of fortune.

      The universe rotates around a TV studio in Hollywood?

      No wonder movie stars are so vain.

    39. Re:Depending on who you believe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He did that already. He gave the world W and the neo-cons and we have all paid a horrible price for it (except for Al Qaeda and China who have profitted nicely from them).

    40. Re:Depending on who you believe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like troll but... the readings support that Jesus taught Apocalyptic Judaism.
      Mark 13.. "Truly, I say to you, this generation will not pass away until all these things take place."
      Mark 9... "Truly, I say to you, there are some standing here who will not taste death until they see the kingdom of God after it has come with power."
      Matthew 24... "Truly, I say to you,all these things will come upon this generation."
      Luke 21 is similar.

      Those aren't "followers", those are "the people who are alive now".

    41. Re:Depending on who you believe by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Well, he doesn't change the book around, but it's fuzzy enough that it's hard to tell exactly what it wants anyway. Instead, he has an army of "interpreters" who do exactly as you suggest.

    42. Re:Depending on who you believe by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Taxation and printing money is a balancing act. Too much inflation is bad.

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    43. Re:Depending on who you believe by daem0n1x · · Score: 1

      Wooooooooosh!

    44. Re:Depending on who you believe by geekoid · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I know tyour being funny, well I HOPE your being funny, but the Book or Revelation doesn't say that.

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    45. Re:Depending on who you believe by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Yep, and it will be ruled by God, here on earth. It was meant as a literal kingdom.

      Citation:
      The Book of Mathew.
      The Book of Luke
      The Book of John
      The Book of Mark
      The book of Hebrews.

      And others.
      of course the word "Soon" gets twisted to mean all sorts of crazy stuff, but thousands of years is not soon by anyone standards.

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    46. Re:Depending on who you believe by syrinx · · Score: 1

      Actually I think they're mostly Democrats...

      Oh wait, I'm thinking of lawyers, not cockroaches. Easy to get them confused!

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    47. Re:Depending on who you believe by LuvlyOvipositor · · Score: 1

      of course the word "Soon" gets twisted to mean all sorts of crazy stuff, but thousands of years is not soon by anyone standards.

      I suppose you haven't had much experience with Blizzard then?

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    48. Re:Depending on who you believe by damburger · · Score: 1

      Goodhart's law also applies to Deities you know. A targets culture won't work on a national level, why would it work on a cosmic one?

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    49. Re:Depending on who you believe by ta+bu+shi+da+yu · · Score: 1

      Verses?

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    50. Re:Depending on who you believe by buchner.johannes · · Score: 1

      I too think that Humans would survive the serious climate changes with severe weather. But in small numbers (some thousands, as 70000 years ago) and there would be nothing left of modern technology. But I do think we could dig up some wikipedia dump later :-), no seriously, knowledge should be largely preserved. On the other hand, when you see how much new knowledge was lost about camera technology between 1920-1950, some things will probably have to be rediscovered.

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    51. Re:Depending on who you believe by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 1

      ....by Humans, without technology we don't yet have, and may not have in time

      the world will carry on and life will carry on, it's survived worse than the most extreme predictions already ... just without (the majority of) us

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    52. Re:Depending on who you believe by tepples · · Score: 1

      Dammit, I get all my books of the bible wrong.

      Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Ringo, Paul, Gore, George, and Bono followed by revaluations right?

      By "revaluations", do you mean copyright term extension? Because that (not U2) is what comes to my mind when I read "Bono".

    53. Re:Depending on who you believe by bentcd · · Score: 1

      Well, he doesn't change the book around

      Actually, he does, every time the Vatican approves a new translation of it.

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    54. Re:Depending on who you believe by operagost · · Score: 1

      "But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only." - Matthew 24:36

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    55. Re:Depending on who you believe by operagost · · Score: 1

      Your post lacks actual information to support whatever argument you were trying to make.

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    56. Re:Depending on who you believe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But are 100% of Republicans cockroaches?

    57. Re:Depending on who you believe by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      this generation

      There's debate over whether the actual word he used meant the Jewish nation.

      there are some standing here who will not taste death until they see the kingdom of God after it has come with power

      John, the revelation...

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    58. Re:Depending on who you believe by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Revelation 21:1 (NIV),

      Then I saw a new heaven and a new earth, for the first heaven and the first earth had passed away, and there was no longer any sea.

      Also 2 Peter 3:10-13 (NASB)...

      But the day of the Lord will come like a thief, in which the heavens will pass away with a roar and the elements will be destroyed with intense heat, and the earth and its works will be burned up. Since all these things are to be destroyed in this way, what sort of people ought you to be in holy conduct and godliness, looking for and hastening the coming of the day of God, because of which the heavens will be destroyed by burning, and the elements will melt with intense heat! But according to His promise we are looking for new heavens and a new earth, in which righteousness dwells.

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    59. Re:Depending on who you believe by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 1

      I think it's the other way around: 95% of Republicans vote cockroach.

    60. Re:Depending on who you believe by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, when you see how much new knowledge was lost about camera technology between 1920-1950,

      What are you talking about? Citations?

    61. Re:Depending on who you believe by oni · · Score: 1

      That isn't true either. Even in the most dark of the global warming scenarios, the Earth will remain habitable by humans.

      It's our civilization that is fragile. Something as simple as lack of easily obtainable fresh water will destroy our civilization. And the scariest part is, we may never be able to rebuild it this time. Our civilization was built on cheap oil - the cheap (easy to get to) oil is gone now. That fundamentally limits the size of any civilization that can grow to replace us, and that essentially condemns our descendants to (at best) city-states where life will revolve around the toil of growing food, and occasional warfare.

      We have a very short window during which we can access the resources of space - for all practical purposes, limitless resources. But if we screw it up, I can't see how we could get into space again.

      Keep in mind, intelligence doesn't necessarily lead to technology. For two easy examples, consider the aboriginal people of Australia. When the made it to Australia, they went farther than any other humans alive at that time - they were by definition the most advanced culture on Earth. Some 60,000 years later, their highest mathmatics had five "numbers": 1,2,3,4 and "a lot" They were stuck in an evolutionary cul de sac. Something similar happened in the Americas.

      Bottom line, humans will survive global warming, but we will remain at a level that, today we would consider laughably primative, until the sun finally destroys all life on Earth. And that will be the story of us.

      If you want to prevent it, the most important thing we should be doing is exploiting resources in space. That's more important than everything else - more important than healthcare or education, more important than everything.

    62. Re:Depending on who you believe by owlstead · · Score: 1

      "It is hypothesized that the Toba explosion may have reduced the average global temperature by 3â"5 ÂC (5â"9 ÂF) for several years"

      Only 3-5 degrees difference? I think we can match that with ease.

    63. Re:Depending on who you believe by TheGreenNuke · · Score: 1

      Actually it revolves around a lab at Case Western. Just ask Michelson and Morley.

    64. Re:Depending on who you believe by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      As George Carlin said:

      "I hate all these people talking about 'Save the Planet! Save the Planet!' Everybody, the Planet is fine. The people are fucked!"

    65. Re:Depending on who you believe by TheDormouse · · Score: 1

      Just not by humans.

      manbearpig?

  5. So we still have... by jmerlin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    500 million years give or take a few hundred thousand to develop warp drive capability. Either we'll figure it out or we'll blow ourselves up.. I doubt it'll be the sun that kills off life on this planet.

    1. Re:So we still have... by stupid_is · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's assuming we can build sufficient transport to offload folks faster than we breed - otherwise a large group of folks will be left to feel the heat....

      I'm sure we'll develop something that can shift us around the universe - even if it's just building a generation-ship, but will it be big enough to take *everyone*?

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    2. Re:So we still have... by wereHamster · · Score: 1

      or we'll blow ourselves up..

      reminds me of http://www.endofworld.net/

    3. Re:So we still have... by Burnhard · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If Humanity is still around then (highly unlikely) it will long since have had the technology and resources required to push the Earth to a new, stable and habitable orbit.

    4. Re:So we still have... by Serious+Simon · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm sure we'll develop something that can shift us around the universe - even if it's just building a generation-ship, but will it be big enough to take *everyone*?

      Then it should be a lot bigger than the previous one.

      According to ancient sources, it only had space for one family and one pair of each animal species (or seven pairs for clean beasts and fowl)

      See Genesis 7...

    5. Re:So we still have... by Kotoku · · Score: 4, Insightful

      See, we rush to take this as an inevitable conclusion, but we could still be here arguing over illiegal immigration, voting on American Idol, and crying over Soap Opera weddings.

      If we don't try, it won't just happen.

    6. Re:So we still have... by stupid_is · · Score: 1
      Oh, I'm all for pushing research £/$/â/Â¥/... into the problem of getting everyone off this planet should it look like the real-estate will become uninhabitable.

      I won't be voting on American Idiot, or even the more local X-Factor. The last soap-opera wedding I saw was Charlene and Scott in Erinsborough (I didn't cry).

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    7. Re:So we still have... by Carewolf · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Either we'll figure it out or we'll blow ourselves up..

      Blowing ourselves up won't make the Earth uninhabitable. Contrary to common belief, we are just not that good, not even at being destructive.

    8. Re:So we still have... by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      That's assuming we can build sufficient transport to offload folks faster than we breed - otherwise a large group of folks will be left to feel the heat....

      Oh, I'm sure we can convince a few people to stick around to get a shot at being the last human on Earth.

    9. Re:So we still have... by Adelbert · · Score: 1

      I'm as pro-technological advance as the next /.er, but I've never really bought this kind of argument.

      Civilizations wax and wane, ebb and flow. If Roman technological and economic advance had continued unabated, there may have been a Europe-wide steam train system by 700 AD, perhaps. But it didn't.

      Maybe, just before the Sun's increased emissivity becomes a serious problem, our descendants will fall back into some sort of dark age/world war/counter-enlightenment. Who knows?

      I just think it's a bit silly to assume that Moore's Law will be obeyed continuously for the next billion-odd years, without considering that maybe there will be sociological forces that come into play.

    10. Re:So we still have... by stupid_is · · Score: 1

      Hmm - I sense a new reality show for the emigrants...... Maybe combine it with some Running Man scenarios for added fun

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    11. Re:So we still have... by AlecC · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I doubt strongly that we will develop sufficient transport to evacuate the earth's current population. But the population is currently scheduled to peak around 2100 and then start falling. *If* we can keep civilisation alive until this event occurs, I think is it a pretty good bet that we can taper our population down over the last few millennia so nobody gets left behind. Educated, well off people who know that their children have very good survival chances have been shown to be, on average, remarkably sensible about reproducing responsibly. (Though see current issue of The Economist for an article about how birthrates fall with wealth, but seem to be rising with super-wealth. But the super-wealthy will be the ones with the off-planet ticket).

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    12. Re:So we still have... by stjobe · · Score: 1

      I doubt it'll be the sun that kills off life on this planet.

      Maybe humanity will be gone by then, but there is other life on this planet, you know. And that life might just be killed off by the sun in a few billion years.

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    13. Re:So we still have... by ShooterNeo · · Score: 1

      That isn't the ONLY solution to the problem, you know. Moving a whole ##$#ing planet isn't easy. We could, you know, make really thin giant mirrors and put them into low earth orbit to reflect away some of the excess light. That could pretty much be done using technology available within 10 years of developement from today. (we'd have to develop a mass means of launching lots of stuff into orbit, using lasers or a linear accelerator, but other than that we have the technology)

    14. Re:So we still have... by superwiz · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The idea that technological advance is as inevitable as a law of nature is a fallacy. It usually relies on us getting lucky because somewhere an enabling technology or knowledge was discovered. The only reason Europe emerged from the dark ages is that crusades brought back the Arabic numbers, for example. Gauss once blamed Euclid's not introducing digital numbers and sticking with base-60 numbers of the Greeks for all of the Dark Ages. Roman numerals do not make multiplication table manageable by any accounts, either. Basically, once the enabling technology is stumbled upon, you get a bunch of people in different parts of the world exploring all of its implications. Until then, you pretty much hit stagnation point sooner or later. American Indians never discovered a wheel, by the way. Social forces ALWAYS play catch up with technological state of humanity. As long as we remain the same specie, that is. Moore's Law is already at its limit. The next step is two-prong: parallelism and hybrid (analog-digital) chips.

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    15. Re:So we still have... by xtracto · · Score: 4, Insightful

      See, we rush to take this as an inevitable conclusion, but we could still be here arguing over illiegal immigration, voting on American Idol, and crying over Soap Opera weddings.
      If we don't try, it won't just happen.

      Just to put some perspective, the low-end side of the date is Five hundred million or:

      500,000,000

      The human civilization has only been around for about 6000 years (from say,bronze age to Today).

      This means that, when the sun starts getting unsuitable to life, civilization will have advanced for 499,994,000 years.

      Somehow I think that, at that time either humanity has destroyed itself (or the planet, while playing their "nuclear energy" toys) or has matured enough to migrate to whatever other planet is suitable for life.

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    16. Re:So we still have... by itlurksbeneath · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Probably only big enough for the hair dressers and phone sanitizers, leaving the rest of the planet to die with bad hair and nasty ear infections.

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    17. Re:So we still have... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's assuming we can build sufficient transport to offload folks faster than we breed - otherwise a large group of folks will be left to feel the heat....

      Humanity doesn't need to save every individual, just start enough of viable colonies....

    18. Re:So we still have... by stupid_is · · Score: 1

      True - for humanity as a whole. I suppose those that are to be left behind will be nice and peaceful about it, too...

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    19. Re:So we still have... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Humanity is still around then (highly unlikely) it will long since have had the technology and resources required to push the Earth to a new, stable and habitable orbit.

      Unless there's another fundamentalist Christian outbreak like in the Dark Ages, of course.

    20. Re:So we still have... by Aceticon · · Score: 1

      Moore's Law is already at its limit. The next step is two-prong: parallelism and hybrid (analog-digital) chips.

      Actually the future in processors might be in optical processors and/or quantum processors, both of which are very different approaches from what we have now (especially the later).

    21. Re:So we still have... by Demonantis · · Score: 1

      Your argument is severely flawed and your examples are misleading. You state that most technology is developed out of luck and is not consistently developed around the world. That was realistic in the time periods that your examples are from. Fortunately we are not still in those time periods. Communication and digital technology allows for rapid, accurate and consistent sharing of information globally. This means that most of the time any technology at the leading edge of science is available to a huge (compared to your time period) number of people. The most development retarding device currently in the world is political powers. Most countries protect the technology they have developed argue it is for national security. Until something like this becomes a realistic (hundreds of year) threat then I doubt the world powers would be willing to work together.

    22. Re:So we still have... by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      I don't think having to include everyone is a requirement for getting off the planet. Those who can, will, and those who can't, will die.

    23. Re:So we still have... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quantum Computing.
      Strong AI.
      etc.

      The future isn't as grey as you paint it.

    24. Re:So we still have... by superwiz · · Score: 1

      You state that most technology is developed out of luck and is not consistently developed around the world.

      no, i don't. i claim that root knowledge/insight/technology that enables a new period is developed out of luck. the root that enables the rest.

      The most development retarding device currently in the world is political powers.

      no. that is not just now. it's always been the case. the times when it's not the case are usually short-lived and rare. power does not seek ways to have itself challenged.

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    25. Re:So we still have... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only reason Europe emerged from the dark ages is that crusades brought back the Arabic numbers, for example.

      You forget the West African gold that made its way to Europe via Italian merchants/traders that hung out in Northern Africa. That's why the Renaissance began in Italy. It was all about the Benjamins.

    26. Re:So we still have... by superwiz · · Score: 1

      strong ai will result from a combination of hybrids and parallelism. actually, it will emerge naturally from hybrids and it will be perfected through massive parallelism. quantum computing is still uncertain (no pun intended).

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    27. Re:So we still have... by superwiz · · Score: 1

      no

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    28. Re:So we still have... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone who never watched "Connections" on the beeb!

      Most technological advance is not the result of a single enabling technology or knowledge. Rather it is the steady slow improvement of existing technologies and their application to hitherto unrelated fields. As for the "Dark Ages", that is really an imprecise term coined by early historians to describe virtually every age before theirs as unenlightened. Europe's rise from stagnation owed much more to an influx of existing technologies from the Far East and the collapse of feudalism than any mathematical methods brought back by Crusaders. American Indians certainly did not represent the greatest societies in the New World, but Mayans and Incans never invented the wheel either. Their techniques for irrigation and agricultural land management exceeded anything done in Europe, however.

      Given your ignorance about previous ages, I am certainly not going to give your comments about Moore's law and the "next steps" any credence whatsoever!

    29. Re:So we still have... by Stenchwarrior · · Score: 1

      No, by then humans will have fulfilled their destiny and developed Artificial Intelligence that will, once at a sufficient level, surpass the intelligence and need of humans and begin complete automation, independent of their creators. They will then, like every other organism capable of replication, join the forces of the living and eventually crush and destroy all unnecessary life and use what is necessary for energy, long enough to find a renewable energy source and eventually leave the planet to colonize other worlds, not limited by the need of atmosphere or gravity.

      Eventually these once cohesive "automatons" will begin having different opinions over energy and how to treat the sentient life of other planets and will split off into two warring tribes: The Decepticons and the Autobots.

      Thus, will begin the first of four Cybertronian wars. I think you all know the rest.....

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    30. Re:So we still have... by Tisha_AH · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The sexagesimal (base 60) numbering system was around for more than a thousand years before the greeks. (approx 2000 BC). It is an odd system but one fully capable of supporting quadratic equations, algeba, roots, powers, multiplication, division and reciprocals.

      http://it.stlawu.edu/~dmelvill/mesomath/index.html

      As a species we have gradually transitioned from hunter-gatherer societies to fixed agrarian settlements and animal husbandry around 10,000 years ago. Essentially the capability of human intellect has changed little in that time. If you were able to take a child from the city of Ur or Uruk 5,000 years ago and put them in modern schools they would do as well (or as badly) as modern students.

      The greatest impediment to human progress has not been intellect, numbering systems or technologies. What has kept us from moving to the stars 500 to 1000 years ago has been that we are terrible at keeping knowledge and invention once it is discovered. The rises and falls of civilizations has been the great eraser of knowledge and frequently does the CTRL-ALT-DEL on all of the progress we have made to date.

      By the time our sun begins to get warmer and gradually blooms out to a red giant life on this planet will either be completely extinct or so far along the evolutionary path that Homo Sapiens will be as relevant as the dinosaurs are to us today.

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    31. Re:So we still have... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I won't be voting on American Idiot, or even the more local X-Factor.

      Correct. You won't be voting, because you'll be dead within the next hundred years.

    32. Re:So we still have... by zsau · · Score: 1

      Who cares if the earth is only habitable by bacteria? I certainly don't. If the Earth can't support intelligent life, it might as well be a lump of rock orbiting a nuclear reaction.

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    33. Re:So we still have... by zarlino · · Score: 1

      i claim that root knowledge/insight/technology that enables a new period is developed out of luck.

      And you are wrong. Capitalism has transformed the casual scientific and technological research into a full scale industry. Scientifical and technological progress is now explicit goal of our economy. The middle ages were stagnant BECAUSE their economy was not based on scientifical and techonological evolution, the contrary in fact.

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    34. Re:So we still have... by jdigriz · · Score: 1

      There's no reason for anybody to be left behind. We have the entire resources of at least one, probably more, planets to be devoted to the problem of transport, and no reason to conserve anything on the planet.

    35. Re:So we still have... by Crayon+Kid · · Score: 2, Funny

      Somehow I think that, at that time either humanity has destroyed itself (or the planet, while playing their "nuclear energy" toys)[...]

      Pfft, why nukes when we have stuff like the Large Hadron Collider. An elegant weapon, for a more civilized age.

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    36. Re:So we still have... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You make very very good points all over the board, but just so you know, American Indigenous people DID discovered the wheel. Some of the most advanced civilizations in the continent didn't used it because of religious purposes (the aztec for instance) and others did not because the wheel requires a vast network of roads for it to be efficient, which none of them had. Instead they turned to a highly complex runner system, at least for communication. It is said that the aztec king of the time, Moctezuma II, knew about the arrival of Cortés within hours of his arrival in the port of what is now know as Veracruz.

      You may be forgetting that the wheel only became popular in Europe because of the Gargantuan Roman effort for road construction all over its empire. Moreover, they embedded the idea of roads into the mind of its citizens, for all those roads that they couldn't build, allies (and enemies alike) could continue the work.

      My point is that the discovery (or use) of the wheel in no way is an absolute measure of an advanced civilization. In a related note: the Aztec calendar is far more advanced than the Gregorian one we use in this day and age, and yet, our civilization is far more complex and vast and than any that we know of.

      -Arc

    37. Re:So we still have... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      past performance is no guarantee of future results.

    38. Re:So we still have... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Arabic Numerals were introduced by Fibonacci.

    39. Re:So we still have... by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 2, Informative

      Your argument is flawed in that it assumes there are no preconditions for technological advance. And there are many indeed :

      -> agriculture
      -> developed economy
      -> some education system
      -> at least a partial meritocracy
      -> a compatible ideology (mainly an ideology that's prepared to accept empirical data)

      Various states have existed in the past, and only very few of them made any technological advance at all (e.g. the Jews failed to introduce any large technological advances in the (many) years Jewish tribes dominated Europe, eskimo's, indians, just about any tribal culture ...). Others, like China, had very short periods of extremely rapid technological advance, followed by thousand years of standstill development. Others only had any technology due to conquering, and had only "subjected" scientists, who were outside the mainstream, and whose works were hidden or destroyed (the muslims). Other civilizations had technological development that started allowing for population growth, then failed to deal with that population growth and destroyed themselves (Some southern african states). Others had technological development, which was cut short by an invader, and they never recovered from it (most northern african states).

      Unfortunately there is exactly 1 culture that made (for now) lasting technological process, and that would be the (reformed) Christian civilization, which could, though it's a stretch, be said to be an extention of the Roman Empire, or the Roman Republic, which is in itself an extension of the ancient Greek city states, where most people agree representative government was first combined with capitalism.

      Given the thousands of civilizations that failed to progress beyond mostly very basic science, how can you claim that it's impossible that we lose the edge we have ? If we only become a bit more like any of those failed civilizations, why exactly would we be spared the same failure they had ?

      Especially the muslim case is interesting. They conquered vast swaths of territory, that had thousands of scientists in it, massive libraries and an economy that would not be dreamed possible for 1000 years after they destroyed it. 200 years after the muslim army won, there was barely any science left, and the economy was beyond repair, except in regions where non-muslims were still dominant (Alexandria, Anatolia). The muslims had a *massive* technological advance, acquired by force of arms (and force of numbers), which they lost due to repression of science (or at least that is the prevalent historians' view). They lost it so badly ... to illustrate, can you imagine that in 400 A.D. the center of world science was either Carthago or Alexandria. You should visit those places today and look what they lost.

    40. Re:So we still have... by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      500,000,000 years. You can have a large number of "dark ages" and still be at "let's just move the Earth a bit" levels of technology.

      You are always going to have a head start when you emerge from a dark age due to finding old writings and old machines and so on.

      Either people don't exist because we nuked ourselves to extinction or "grey gooed" the planet or the planet got smacked by a large rock or whatever disaster you prefer, or we are way past caring about what the sun does.

      Seriously it's 100,000x the amount of time it took for us to get from sharpening rocks with other rocks being the peak of technology to having a habited space station in orbit be seen as boring and old.

      None of us will be around anyway of course :)

    41. Re:So we still have... by maxume · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Aztecs, or some other group in Mexico, I'm lazy and don't care for the details, made toys with wheels (and axles) in them. They never employed the wheel as a labor saving device, but they had wheels and axles. I'm currently reading "Guns, Germs and Steel"; in the book, the author, Jarrod Diamond, posits that they did not use the wheel as a tool because they did not have access to any draft animals (the largest domesticated mammal available in the Americas at that point in time was the Llama, but the Aztecs (or whoever) didn't have any).

      Technology probably does not advance as a law of nature, but we aren't done yet, and technology clearly transfers extremely rapidly (especially when modern technology is employed when making that transfer). An example would be cellular telephone networks in places like India, or much of Africa; no one ever bothered setting up a bunch of wires, and when the cost of the technology became low enough, someone built the networks.

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    42. Re:So we still have... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      American Indians never discovered a wheel??? Where do you come up with this dribble?

      They used the wheel in ceremony as a symbol rather than a simple tool. They made toys will wheels.

      By the way.

    43. Re:So we still have... by avandesande · · Score: 1

      Tis true.... calculations ranged from 30% to 50% of the earths humans dying from a TOTAL exchange of nuclear weapons with the soviet union during the height of the cold war. This factored in nuclear winter and all other worst case scenarios.
      That leaves a couple billion people to carry on the human race.

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    44. Re:So we still have... by Xest · · Score: 1

      Actually, there's a more interesting point here.

      The summary talks about a period of 0.5 to 1 billion years for the process to start, 0.5 billion years is a very long time.

      To put it into context, the Earth is about 4.3 billion years old, basic cellular life estimated at around 3.8 billion years old, but here's the important point - animals at only around 0.44 billion years ago, and land animals at only around 0.36 billion years ago. Humans around 0.006, humans with basic tools much like modern monkeys have been found to use around 0.002 billion years ago.

      So the point is this, in the time scale they're talking about, humans could evolve from near monkeys to humans capable of flying to the moon, building things like the internet between 85 to 500 times over.

      The fact is, even if humans are alive by then, humans themselves will without a doubt be different, other creatures will be different, will adapt to the changing atmosphere. In half a billion years, water can't exist as a liquid? Well, in half a billion years whatever creatures are around wont need liquid.

      Evolution is an extremely slow process from our point of view, but from a cosmological perspective as in TFA, it's pretty damn rapid. If in 0.006 of the minimum time (half a billion years) they are talking about humanity can turn from ape to space going species, then how can we possibly even begin to predict what humanity will be able to do or humans will even look like in well over 75 times that amount of time?

      The summary using 0.5 to 1 billion years is rather vague to say the least when you consider that's the difference between a planet barren of all but the most simple cellular life and the world we live in today that's also seen mass extinction events like the dinosaurs to kick the process back a few 10s of millions years now and again.

      I dare say, that in the times being spoken about, not only as you say would we have the skills and resources if we're still around, but perhaps we possibly even wouldn't need to, evolution and technology advances would mean we'd either long gone, or a warm up of 50 - 75 degrees C spread across half a billion years wouldn't be much of a big deal anyway.

    45. Re:So we still have... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      There's a Larry Niven novel where that happens.

    46. Re:So we still have... by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      No. It's correct to say civilization will always advance, at least in the most important way: technology. Technology can only get better, at the macro level. Even before we had the printing press and digital data storage, no civilization ever forgot how to write or start fires, for example.

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    47. Re:So we still have... by geekoid · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We've invented fire and someone said:
      "Surely we will burn all the tress and kill us all.

      We've invented the wheel and someone said:
      "Surely we will crush our toes and it will kill us all."

      We've invented agriculture and someone said:
      "Surely all the grain will rot, and we will kill us all"

      We've invented ships and someone said:
      "Surely man will anger the ocean, and it will rise up and kill us all"

      We've invented forks and someone said:
      "Surely, we will poke out out tongues and eyes"

      We've invented the automobile and someone said:
      "Surely going this fast will destroy us all/"

      We've invented atomic and someone said:
      "Surely we will blow ourselves up and create giant ants."

      I suspect we will be fine. We will still be around in 100 million years in one form or another.
      If not, they can raise me from the dead and give me a stern talking to.

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    48. Re:So we still have... by dogmatixpsych · · Score: 3, Informative

      American Indians had the wheel. They used it on toys (or religious figures; we're not really sure if the figures are just "toys"): http://www.shields-research.org/Graphics/Wheel/P191p1.jpg. If wheels are on "toys" you could assume they used them on larger objects. Not necessarily but toys in all cultures generally are miniature versions of objects in use.

      They also drew pictures of wheels: http://www.shields-research.org/Graphics/Wheel/P192p1.jpg

      They even made larger wheel-type objects that might have been use on carts: http://www.shields-research.org/Graphics/Wheel/P195p1.jpg

      American Indians built most of their structures and tools out of wood. They used a lot of stone but most things were made out of wood. Wood objects do not last very well over time.

      It's true, we don't have a lot of evidence that American Indians used the wheel, although many of them certainly knew what they were. I'll not go into the reasons people give for them not using the wheel but basically it boils down to: we don't know very much about the Indians.

    49. Re:So we still have... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      our nuclear energy toys will be what saves us.

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    50. Re:So we still have... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      500 million years is much more than enough time for all possible "lucky" events to occur over and over and over...

      It's called the Law of large numbers ... look it up

    51. Re:So we still have... by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Various states have existed in the past, and only very few of them made any technological advance at all (e.g. the Jews failed to introduce any large technological advances in the (many) years Jewish tribes dominated Europe

      You make some very good points, except for this one that makes absolutely no sense. Jewish tribes NEVER dominated Europe (or really any place). The Jews were a minor religio-ethnic group in the Fertile Crescent that were in between various world powers. Their position on the frontier between competing civilizations allowed them to develop somewhat independently of any of them without allowing them to ever become dominant.

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    52. Re:So we still have... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but think about the poor helpless cockroaches!

    53. Re:So we still have... by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Uuum... From what I read, our nukes have no problem splitting the earth in two. I'd call that pretty much uninhabitable. ;)

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    54. Re:So we still have... by Will.Woodhull · · Score: 1

      The gold from trade was minor. The real economic base for the Renaissance was the Black Death that preceded it. The population of Europe was decimated, but the infrastructure was left intact, so the survivors inherited a wealth of cleared fields and orchards, prepared building materials, draft animals with harness and carts, fishing nets, boats... All the stuff that had been barely adequate for the lives of teeming millions of Europeans was now just laying around gathering dust until someone would see how it could be put to new use.

      The up side of a massive die-off from a flu epidemic is similar. If the size of the human population was reduced to 2 billion people, there would be more than enough scrap metal, stored petroleum product, and other goodies at hand that the survivors wouldn't have to do any mining or pump any oil for decades. Theirs would be a very rich inheritance, and that would probably spark a second Renaissance where mankind would really begin to move off Earth, and do all kinds of other wonderful advances.

      Just need to off 2 out of every 3 people in some nonviolent way to bring the population down to a sustainable number. Then all kinds of good things can happen. :-)

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    55. Re:So we still have... by static1635 · · Score: 1

      "Just time for another bath then."

    56. Re:So we still have... by vertinox · · Score: 1

      It usually relies on us getting lucky because somewhere an enabling technology or knowledge was discovered. The only reason Europe emerged from the dark ages is that crusades brought back the Arabic numbers, for example.

      Eh. I'd say you are wrong about middle ages Europe being backwards technologically.

      Socially yes. Politically yes.

      But they had engineers and armor makers that would put any roman legion to shame. The shock the western knights had on the eastern forces was quite great. In the 1200's 10,000 western knights basically beat 60,000 Byzantium soldiers and they were the peak of the Roman era tech.

      If you ask where their coliseums and aqueducts were, I'd point the great cathedrals which at the time were archetically more advanced than anything the Romans put together.

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    57. Re:So we still have... by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      The idea that technological advance is as inevitable as a law of nature is a fallacy. It usually relies on us getting lucky because somewhere an enabling technology or knowledge was discovered. The only reason Europe emerged from the dark ages is that crusades brought back the Arabic numbers, for example.

      I agree with your premise, but I would put forth the printing press as being as important as, if not more important than, Arabic numerals. While the better numbering system made scientific work easier, the printing press is what allowed that new knowledge to spread far faster than before its invention. Assuming we don't fall into another dark age, people 500 years from now will look at computer networks the same way; with the printing press, communication of knowledge went from taking decades or centuries to years, and with the Internet it's going from years to days or even hours.

    58. Re:So we still have... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, what you read was wrong.

    59. Re:So we still have... by Alioth · · Score: 1

      The trouble is with that theory is that if there were to be a big die-off right now, it'd be countries like Africa who would get it in the shorts. The nations that use vast, unsustainable quantities of fuel and materials would probably be largely unaffected.

    60. Re:So we still have... by Will.Woodhull · · Score: 1

      Just to extend parent post's most excellent point about Roman roads:

      The network of roads that Rome built was initially, and always primarily, for moving armies rapidly on foot. Not for wheeled traffic.

      Also, the principle of the wheel was well understood and integral to Native American thought in pre-Columbian times. Cycles were consistently represented by the wheel, and the use of rolling hoops in teaching and spiritual games was common. As parent post points out, in North America, the construction and use of roads was not compatible with cultures that sought to blend seamlessly with the ecosystem. The travois that allowed transport of goods over roadless terrain was a much better, and widely adopted, approach.

      Basically the work needed to make effective wheels, and the hassles of keeping them in repair, are a stupid waste for a culture unless you are fortunate enough to inherit a fancy road system from an earlier culture.

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      Will
    61. Re:So we still have... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ..."nuclear energy" toys...

      By that time we'll have quantum vacuum energy. Then we can launch a premtive strike on the Sun.

    62. Re:So we still have... by Rutefoot · · Score: 1

      So you're saying that American Idol will no longer be on the air?

      Well, at least we can still rely on Survivor being in its 500,000,018th season.

    63. Re:So we still have... by Marcika · · Score: 1

      Uuum... From what I read, our nukes have no problem splitting the earth in two. I'd call that pretty much uninhabitable. ;)

      Where did you read that? Reality is not quite Star Wars... The earth is a 12000km ball of molten iron held together by gravity; setting off a few firecrackers on the crust won't do a lot!

      If I'm not mistaken, you'd need to accelerate about 3*10^21 tonnes (half the earth's mass) to 10+ km/sec (escape velocity) to overcome the gravity well and split the earth permanently... You'd need trillions of tons of antimatter to do it. Today's weapons are not quite there yet.

    64. Re:So we still have... by Khashishi · · Score: 1

      There won't be any impetus to move the planet because the natural solar progression will be far too slow to notice within a lifetime. The weather will get more and more unfriendly, but to anyone alive, it will have always been so. At some point, the population will start to decline, due to environmental pressures. It will slowly decline until there's not enough humans to do anything about it.

      Humans or neo-humans couldn't move the Earth more farther out, because it would be too large a shock to the population. The population would have evolved to match the conditions of the Sun because the Sun evolution is long compared to the time it takes to evolve. At some point, the conditions on the Earth will be too harsh for evolution to cope with, and life will slowly die out.

      It's like the frog in the slowly boiling pot aphorism.

    65. Re:So we still have... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Basically, once the enabling technology is stumbled upon, you get a bunch of people in different parts of the world exploring all of its implications. Until then, you pretty much hit stagnation point sooner or later.

      Yes...If only we had a way to rapid share massive quantities of data (and knowledge) with people in different parts of the world without having to physically go there and witness their discoveries and applications in person.

      That would be a truly valuable technological advance that would permanently change how technology and humanity evolves! We must start working on this immediately! We only have 500 million years!

    66. Re:So we still have... by RobBebop · · Score: 1

      Why warp drive? If the sun keeps getting hotter, we'd just need an engine that's powerful enough to push the Earth into an orbit further away from it.

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    67. Re:So we still have... by Khashishi · · Score: 1

      There's a lot of difference between today's civilizations and any civilizations of the past. It's a whole different ball game. There's too many people and too much information floating around for any major discoveries too be lost, barring some huge catastrophe of scale not seen yet.

    68. Re:So we still have... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      American Indians never discovered a wheel, by the way.

      Really? Then how do you explain the roulette tables?

    69. Re:So we still have... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blowing ourselves up won't make the Earth uninhabitable. Contrary to common belief, we are just not that good, not even at being destructive.

      Wow. That sounds exactly like something Rush says. My reaction is always the same. If humans are gone, no one cares if there are cockroaches and bacteria or not. It would not be hard to destroy human civilization and possibly end the human species. Yet, because we can't sterilize the planet you and Rush think we shouldn't worry. WTF is wrong with you?

    70. Re:So we still have... by Jearil · · Score: 1

      It isn't actually as easy as all that as some others have stated. There was actually an interesting website set up just for this sort of thinking though:

      http://qntm.org/?destroy

      We have enough nukes to kill all of mankind, and probably even a majority of the complex species as well (complete sterilization would be difficult as there are certain bacteria that thrive in radioactivity and would probably survive). But to actually rend a 5.793e21 ton ball of iron in two would require some serious energy beyond just our current nuclear arsenal.

    71. Re:So we still have... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not true, actually. From Guns, Germs, and Steel, p. 248, "Native Mexicans invented wheeled vehicles with axles for use as toys, but not for transport. That seems incredible to us, until we reflect that ancient Mexicans lacked domestic animals to hitch to their wheeled vehicles, which therefore offered no advantage over human porters."

      While I agree that technological advance is not an inevitable law of nature, I find that most of your examples are specious. Luck had nothing to do with the industrial revolution. A culture with a driving force to succeed led to the copying of steam engine plans, the construction of factories, etc. "The only reason Europe emerged..."--I think the words "the only reason" are telling of the oversimplification you bring to the discussion. There's rarely, if ever, one little causation arrow for _any_ effect in history!

      The reason that the conclusion "Technological advance is inevitable" just might turn out to be true actually rests on a few assumptions, which seem to be pretty good. One; we're actually gotten pretty good at the "[stumbling] upon" of new enabling technologies. Two; we're driven to make a better world for ourselves.

    72. Re:So we still have... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Basically, once the enabling technology is stumbled upon, you get a bunch of people in different parts of the world exploring all of its implications. Until then, you pretty much hit stagnation point sooner or later. American Indians never discovered a wheel, by the way.

      Actually, Amerindians did discover the wheel; we have examples of toys they made for their children with wheels on them. The problem is, they didn't have horses, so never developed the wheel on a larger scale for industrious uses.

    73. Re:So we still have... by 14erCleaner · · Score: 1

      What's the mean time between dinosaur-killer-size meteor impacts, 100 million years or so? I don't think we'll have to blow ourselves up, the universe will arrange it for us.

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    74. Re:So we still have... by jvkjvk · · Score: 1

      If the Earth can't support intelligent life, it might as well be a lump of rock orbiting a nuclear reaction.

      I don't understand.

      Are you saying that with intelligent life aboard the Earth is *not* a lump of rock orbiting a nuclear reaction?

      What does it turn in to then?

    75. Re:So we still have... by CorporateSuit · · Score: 1

      The last soap-opera wedding I saw was Charlene and Scott in Erinsborough (I didn't cry).

      Why don't you just come out and tell us you were born without a heart, Mr. Tinman?

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    76. Re:So we still have... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or to simply CREATE a planet suitable for life. Perhaps an entire star system. 500,000 years is a LONG TIME.

    77. Re:So we still have... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Aztecs, or some other group in Mexico, I'm lazy and don't care for the details, made toys with wheels (and axles) in them. They never employed the wheel as a labor saving device, but they had wheels and axles. I'm currently reading "Guns, Germs and Steel"; in the book, the author, Jarrod Diamond, posits that they did not use the wheel as a tool because they did not have access to any draft animals...

      IIRC (I'm lazy, too, and I'm not looking it up), the Aztecs had slaves, which make surprisingly good draft animals, especially when employed in small groups - not as good as horses and oxen, but still good. Consider for example, the rickshaw. OTOH, the Aztecs didn't have a road system like the Romans had, so maybe wheels weren't considered broadly useful.

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    78. Re:So we still have... by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      As parent post points out, in North America, the construction and use of roads was not compatible with cultures that sought to blend seamlessly with the ecosystem.

      And what nineteenth century lunacy makes you think that the native American cultures "sought to blend seamlessly with the ecosystem"?

      Sorry, the Amerinds were no more the "noble savages living in harmony with nature" than anyone else in the history of the world....

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    79. Re:So we still have... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Calm down. The Singularity is just about 20 years from now. Everything is under control.

    80. Re:So we still have... by Luke_2010 · · Score: 1

      You're talking about very distant eras. The technology that used to be known then has nothing to do with what we know today, just as those eras don't resemble ours in any way. Since it was the beginning of civilization it's normal technological advancemenent were erratic and causal, you're talking about people who didn't even know the concept of "progress"! But now we're progressing at gradually increasing rhythm. Moore's law has always been proved true, according to IBM it will be so at least until 2020. By then we'll have moved to new technologies such as quantum computing, so Moore's law will be still valid. I don't know what do you mean as for progress being a "law of nature". But if humans are a law of nature, then technological progress is. Besides, this is a non-issue: technology is rapidly advancing for sure (just take a look at regular advancements in nanotechnology, genetics and information technology...) the problem is if we are going autodestroy ourself before getting mature enough to exclude this possibility, in the next few centuries.

    81. Re:So we still have... by Luke_2010 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, quantum computing is NOT a necessary requisite for strong A.I. . We will get to it nevertheless. That's what IBM engineers are saying.

    82. Re:So we still have... by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>The only reason Europe emerged from the dark ages is that crusades brought back the Arabic numbers, for example
      >>Gauss once blamed Euclid's not introducing digital numbers and sticking with base-60 numbers of the Greeks for all of the Dark Ages.

      Just using the term "Dark Ages" reveals your lack of knowledge of history. The entire notion of a Dark Ages was a renaissance concept to differentiate themselves from their non-classically-inspired past.

      The middle ages were actually a period of technological development, contrary to popular opinion. How far we could have developed without Arabic numerals would be an interesting study, though.

      >>Social forces ALWAYS play catch up with technological state of humanity. As long as we remain the same specie, that is.

      Why? What fundamental limit do you see us having by means of being human?

    83. Re:So we still have... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe we can test that statement about "not even if you were the last man in the world!"

    84. Re:So we still have... by superwiz · · Score: 1

      The sexagesimal (base 60) numbering system was around for more than a thousand years before the Greeks.

      The fact that 60-base system predated the Greeks does not contradict the statement that it was the Greek system. The point of that statement was not to attribute its development to Greeks, but to point out the fact that Greeks were hindered by it. 60x60 multiplication table creates quite a barrier to entry into arithmetic for most.

      The rises and falls of civilizations has been the great eraser of knowledge

      There is no evidence that much of useful (by the virtue of being used) human knowledge is lost. It moves from civilization to civilization, but I know of no recorded event when a significant scientific discipline was lost. Most examples of scientific knowledge (probably all, but never say "never") that was once known and is no longer known or only known to few is out of use because a better view on the subject (same or better utility but less of a learning curve) has been developed and put to use.

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    85. Re:So we still have... by superwiz · · Score: 1

      Write? How to write? Are you joking? Homo sapience is on (not sure at the moment about the order of magnitude atm) 100k to 1mil years old. There are no writing samples from before 10k years ago. There is a reason why some civilizations advance and some do not. And despite Diamond's well-argued theory, it's not just nature. Plenty of small groups perish when faced with a challenge. Some invent solutions and survive. When the solution they invent can be widely repurposed, it creates new ways of doing things. I am really not sure why so many people skip over the key word in my post. I said ENABLING technology is stumbled on by accident. The development after it's been discovered is inevitable. But stumbling on a new enabling technology is not a guarantee.

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    86. Re:So we still have... by superwiz · · Score: 2, Informative

      The most common use of the wheel besides transportation is for making pottery. Native Americans (to the best of my knowledge) never made 1-piece vessels. They had clay vessels, but they made them but layering a thin roll of clay.

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    87. Re:So we still have... by superwiz · · Score: 1

      You are talking about (roughly) 1100-1500. Rome fell in (roughly) 450. Crusades were (roughly) 900-1250. It's not like the Arabic numerals all of a sudden made everything better immediately. But their lack set the western civilization back by 500-700 year.

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    88. Re:So we still have... by Will.Woodhull · · Score: 1

      Well, you are right up to a point. It was more a recognition that one's band needed to live in balance with all of its neighbors of various other species, or the outcome would be unpleasant. "Blending seamlessly with the ecosystem" is a shorthand phrase that most persons understand. Obviously not all of them, though.

      There is a need to learn how to take off the European glasses when communicating with persons from other cultures. A failure to recognize one's own cultural biases is extremely limiting when using the Internet. Projecting attributes of your own culture onto persons who live according to very different values is a sure way to fail at developing a broad base of potential collaborators, whether WoW allies or software developers or import/export partners. You might as well just stop using the browser and spend your life playing FPS games.

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    89. Re:So we still have... by superwiz · · Score: 1

      I don't disagree with the printing press. But its introduction was much later than the adaptation of Arabic numerals. It was another enabling technology. They are not mutually exclusive, you know.

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    90. Re:So we still have... by superwiz · · Score: 1

      Why? What fundamental limit do you see us having by means of being human?

      Our method of perception (and, as corollary, our methods of communicating ideas) and our need of specific physical resources.

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    91. Re:So we still have... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Maybe, maybe not. The nations that use lots of fuel and materials are also the nations where there's lots and lots of travel. Notice how quickly the swine flu spread around, and how quickly government clamped down on travel from affected areas. Backwards African countries don't have a lot of travel, so if something did develop there, it'd be much easier to contain as it would be recognized sooner (since poor Africans aren't exactly hopping jets frequently), and those places would be quarantined.

      If something developed in the USA, however, it could be a huge problem because it'd be spread around before it'd be recognized as a threat.

      BTW, Africa isn't a country. Sarah Palin thought that too, so I'm hoping you just accidentally omitted the words "those in". Unlike with Sarah, I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt since you're on Slashdot have have a relatively low UID. :-)

    92. Re:So we still have... by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      They were definitely both important. I think I just took exception to your saying that Arabic numerals were the "only" reason, especially since the Renaissance didn't really start until after the printing press, which was a couple hundred years after most of the Crusades (I can't remember the exact year that Arabic numerals started moving back through Europe). Of course, reality is never as simple as we're making it out to be, and it was a combination of many things that brought Europe into the Renaissance.

    93. Re:So we still have... by superwiz · · Score: 1

      The middle ages were actually a period of technological development, contrary to popular opinion.

      No, not contrary to public opinion. There is always SOME development that happens, even during stagnation, as long as competition exists. What enabling technologies do is provide a shortcut (a cheat if you will) for something that was already done but was requiring a great deal of resources. Even if there is a very heavy barrier to entry, some will pay the price and they will be responsible for limited incremental development. What the Arabic numerals did was reduce that barrier by a great deal. And their use was revolutionary (as opposed to evolutionary) change.

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    94. Re:So we still have... by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      It was more a recognition that one's band needed to live in balance with all of its neighbors of various other species, or the outcome would be unpleasant.

      And yet, they didn't do this either. They did the way humans always did - bred up to the carrying capacity of the land and a bit beyond, and killed their neighbors when necessary (or starved when necessary) to deal with shortfalls.

      The fact that the Amerinds had, in general, a lower population density than Europe (I say in general because the Aztecs had a much higher population density, due to superior agricultural practices) was not due to recognition that not "living in balance with all its neighbors of various other species would be unpleasant", but due to the fact that hunter-gatherers who were constantly at war with one another had a lower population ceiling then agriculturalists.

      Projecting attributes of your own culture onto persons who live according to very different values is a sure way to fail at developing a broad base of potential collaborators

      And the evidence that the Amerinds lived "according to very different values" is what, exactly? And what, exactly, were these "very different values"?

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    95. Re:So we still have... by superwiz · · Score: 1
      cause and effect: capitalism is result of information exchange. honest exchange (which is what an exchange enumeration token enables) is impossible if exchange of information is limited.

      The middle ages were stagnant BECAUSE their economy was not based on scientifical and techonological evolution, the contrary in fact.

      I don't think you are really disagreeing, unless you are, again, disagreeing about cause and effect. In which case, I'd point out that to test what is cause and what is effect in any gedanken experiment, it helps to ponder what happens if you eliminate one of the factors. Eliminate Arabic numerals. Do you still get Renaissance? I doubt it. Eliminate printing press, do you still get it? Probably not. Eliminate Aquinas' argument. Do you still get natural philosophers? Sooner or later you will.

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    96. Re:So we still have... by steelfood · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not to intentionally start a flamewar, but the dark ages were caused by the fall of Rome and the rise of a particular, anti-intellectual religion. It ended when the power church began to wane, and the renaissance really took off when people stopped listening to the church.

      Possibly, arabic numerals allowed science and mathematics to take off. But what brought Europe out of the dark ages was primarily art (liberal and fine), which in turn affected culture to one friendly to the development of mathematics and sciences.

      If you want to see a society that was very learned, but also lacked development in mathematics and science, look to ancient China. It's the perfect example of how the arts affected culture in a way that didn't help math and science. But China never went through "dark ages," and mainly because of a lack of a pervasive anti-intellectual religion.

      If you want to see another example of religion causing a "dark age," look at the Arabs. They were at the forefront of math and science, and they'd still be there if but for their religious zealots taking over. When the religious zealots took over, their advancement came to a halt almost overnight. In fact, you can argue that they're still not out of their dark age yet, but there are other non-religious factors like imperialism that partially prevented this.

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    97. Re:So we still have... by superwiz · · Score: 1
      The last crusade was in 1270. Printing press was invented in 1440.

      Of course, reality is never as simple as we're making it out to be, and it was a combination of many things that brought Europe into the Renaissance.

      The "official" beginning of Renaissance is with Aquinas' argument proving the existence of God. The fact that reason could be used to prove God's existence was taken as evidence that reason was above God. Aquinas died in 1274.

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    98. Re:So we still have... by jafac · · Score: 1

      It's interesting that we think of a technology like the Internet as ENABLING better communication, and allowing a freer flow of ideas throughout our civilization, bringing about a rapid increase in innovation. But citing your example: yes, the crusades brought us the arabic numeral system. . . but would that system have arisen, had we (christendom) conquered the arabs, and integrated their culture PRIOR to the invention of arabic numerals?

      The unification of cultures under the internet will INHIBIT the kind of innovation that does take place in a cultural vacuum. I don't know if you can generalize this one special case, but it does give one pause. How many lunatic fringe nutbags actually sink time and energy into studying cold fusion - now that we ALL *know* that it was a blind-alley? (e.g. maybe it's not). Groupthink can be deadly on any scale.

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    99. Re:So we still have... by crazyeddie740 · · Score: 1

      >The idea that technological advance is as inevitable as a law of nature is a fallacy. It usually relies on us getting lucky because somewhere an enabling technology or knowledge was discovered. [...] American Indians never discovered a wheel, by the way.

      Actually, the Aztecs *did* invent the wheel. It's just that they only used it for toys. Why? No horses. Go read Guns, Germs, and Steel. Technological advances do rely on *somebody* *somewhere* getting lucky, as well as a social/economic/technological system that can exploit it. With as large as the world is now, that might not be much of a problem. There is a lot of room for new memetic mutations, and we have a very complex ecosystem where new advances can take root.

      >Moore's Law is already at its limit. The next step is two-prong: parallelism and hybrid (analog-digital) chips.

      Not quite. Moore's Law is about number of transistors per area, not clock speed. I realize I'm slightly out of touch with computer technology, but last I checked, Moore's Law is still holding, even though clock speeds have topped out. Hence the drive towards parallelism.

    100. Re:So we still have... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Re your sig and the use of tilde.

      You are a fucking retard. No new punctuation is needed to represent snarky (or sarcastic, or whatever you change it to next time), the meaning is given away through the specific order of words that make up the snarky remark.

      Just because you can't detect sarcasm without a little sign to point it out doesn't mean language needs to be dumbed down for everyone else.

      In closing, fuck off and read some books. Preferably whilst sitting on a train track.

    101. Re:So we still have... by hugorxufl · · Score: 1

      Hmm, is your real name....James Burke? Connections?

    102. Re:So we still have... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That bacteria could evolve into intelligent life. It did it once, it can do it again.

    103. Re:So we still have... by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      Why not just move the planet itself? It might be possible given enough artificially engineered orbital encounters with large enough asteroids over thousands of years to gradually shift the orbit of the earth outwards to stay within the expanding habitable zone.

    104. Re:So we still have... by promythyus · · Score: 1

      strap rockets onto the poles... REALLY big rockets. Planet-ship!

    105. Re:So we still have... by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      Why not just move the planet itself?

      Because the habitable zone will end up close to Jupiter, so we'd have to move it out of the way. Which, due it it being several times the mass of Earth, is a slightly bigger challenge than just moving Earth.

    106. Re:So we still have... by zsau · · Score: 1

      Earth is the Earth because we're here. Mars is Mars because we're here. (That is, the Earth and Mars won't suddenly change into mystical beings if we all up and move over there.)

      The Earth is home; it is a science lab; it is a thing of wonder and beauty. Mars is a mystery, so much alike, yet so different; it is a different science lab; it is also a thing of wonder and beauty. HD 209458 b (an extrasolar planet) also derives all of its value from us being here (where "us" is intelligent life and should be read as inclusively as possible).

      There is no value in having a random rock getting dizzy. Its value comes from us being here to look at it and anthropomorphise it.

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    107. Re:So we still have... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes Rome may have fallen around that time with the Western Roman Empire, but the Eastern Part of the Empire (for by that time the Roman Empire had been split into two parts) survived another thousand years.

    108. Re:So we still have... by kehren77 · · Score: 1

      I'm sure we'll develop something that can shift us around the universe - even if it's just building a generation-ship, but will it be big enough to take *everyone*?

      If not, I have some suggestions on who we can leave behind. And would we really WANT to take everyone?

    109. Re:So we still have... by kehren77 · · Score: 1

      If Humanity is still around then (highly unlikely) it will long since have had the technology and resources required to push the Earth to a new, stable and habitable orbit.

      Hmmm.... what would be easier, finding a new Earth or moving the one we have? And if we just move the planet, we're only buying ourselves a few billion years before the sun takes out the whole solar system.

    110. Re:So we still have... by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Blowing ourselves up is not about killing all life on earth. The scenario is usually a total nuclear war which will destroy "life as we know it". This means it will destroy our way of living and a lot of people, but it won't even wipe out the human race, at best just our current civilizations.

    111. Re:So we still have... by Eravnrekaree · · Score: 1

      Well, the ease of adding is probably due to place value. Not the base. The greeks didnt have a base 60 system. as far as i can tell it was base 10. base 60 systems may even better, since 60 is a highly composite number.

    112. Re:So we still have... by superwiz · · Score: 1

      American Indians never discovered a wheel, by the way.

      Really? Then how do you explain the roulette tables?

      through pure luck /pun

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    113. Re:So we still have... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't you look up something like that then. Jewish villages spain. Or Morocco. Look at how far their history goes back.

      Well the muslims cleansed their countries of jews after the caliph-to-be allied himself with Hitler, the islamic cleric personally created SS units, and personally oversaw the execution of over 5000 children in Yugoslavia, contravening Hitler's orders to spare them. So for most of the Jewish villages in muslim countries history is at an end, but they still exist and you can still visit them, if you look up where to find them.

      You can still visit many places that were destroyed by muslim invaders. Carthago, for example, is a real jewel. Obviously it's been plundered to the ground but lots of structures are still there, including a beautiful church.

  6. This might be what Earth needs. by MindlessAutomata · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just think--an end to war, violence, depravity, poverty, oppression. Everyone will TRULY become equal then. Who knew the sun could be so... so... progressive?

    1. Re:This might be what Earth needs. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just think--an end to war, violence, depravity, poverty, oppression. Everyone will TRULY become equal then. Who knew the sun could be so... so... progressive?

      Vote 1: "Death Star", for a Better Tomorrow!

    2. Re:This might be what Earth needs. by AlecC · · Score: 1

      "Universal bereavement - an inspiring achievement" - Tom Lehrer, "We will all go together when we go"

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    3. Re:This might be what Earth needs. by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      And only billion more years left?!?!? But I'm not even packed!

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    4. Re:This might be what Earth needs. by G-Man · · Score: 1

      New York Times headline will be: Sun to End All Life on Earth: Women, Minorities to be Hard Hit

    5. Re:This might be what Earth needs. by Luke_2010 · · Score: 1

      Another dark age again? You mean the strong live and the "weak" dies? I don't feel any nostalgia for "state of nature". Screw it. Look at how animals live, it doesn't worth living that way.

  7. so little time left by arbiter1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I guess we should party til the last days then since we have so little left

    1. Re:so little time left by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 3, Funny

      No obviously we should spend the last days figuring out how to blame this on Bush. After all that's what the MSM will be doing.

    2. Re:so little time left by TheGreenNuke · · Score: 1

      Well that sounds like last call to me. Time for a good old fashioned goodbye bash complete with spilling oil in the oceans and setting it ablaze, leaving all our electronics and air conditioners running 24 hours a day, and do every other thing that trashes our planet. I knew that Al Gore character was out of his mind and global warming wasn't man-made. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to have a bonfire fueled by all my plastic bottles....

    3. Re:so little time left by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      No obviously we should spend the last days figuring out how to blame this on Bush.

      Bush is truly at fault for so many things that there's no need to make shit up to balme him on. History will NOT be kind to that poor man.

  8. Ok, NOW I'm worried by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd better start with my bucket list.

  9. On a side note... by jmerlin · · Score: 0, Insightful

    as this may lead to the devastation of the planet, we must invest in a way to protect ourselves from the sun (and you thought GLOBAL WARMING was bad, this shit here is SOLAR WARMING), so I anxiously await Al Gore's appearance on the scene since there's plenty of government spending and fear mongering to be done here!

  10. Well we should enjoy the slowly warming climate by bossanovalithium · · Score: 1

    At least it's not going to broil us out of our skulls while we are alive...Just gently chargrill us..

  11. Linux on the desktop by tsa · · Score: 5, Funny

    So Linux on the desktop will really never happen! Pity.

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    1. Re:Linux on the desktop by buchner.johannes · · Score: 1

      We got 100 years left to say it's gonna happen next year

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    2. Re:Linux on the desktop by selven · · Score: 1

      Aliens will come and use it. Unless they're already running Windows.

    3. Re:Linux on the desktop by tsa · · Score: 1

      Those aliens were running OS 9. The computer freak hero had the only Mac virus in existence and loaded it into the spaceship.

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  12. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    xx

  13. Repent sinners for the end is nigh by pariahdecss · · Score: 3, Funny

    . . . and to summarize TFA - Prof. Man Cuntz says, "Wear lots of sunscreen"

    1. Re:Repent sinners for the end is nigh by krou · · Score: 4, Funny

      For a second, I thought you'd made that name up, then I RTFA. His name really is Manfred Cuntz.

      Man Bear Pig, I give you, Man Fred Cuntz.

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    2. Re:Repent sinners for the end is nigh by value_added · · Score: 1

      . . . and to summarize TFA - Prof. Man Cuntz says, "Wear lots of sunscreen"

      I prefer the Baz Luhrmann version.

      His version was less informative, no less depressing, but after listening to it, you somehow felt a bit better. And you could dance to it. :-)

    3. Re:Repent sinners for the end is nigh by MartinSchou · · Score: 0, Redundant

      You thought Bear Grylls had a weird name? You should meet his brother-in-law, Wolf Stir-Fry

    4. Re:Repent sinners for the end is nigh by Merls+the+Sneaky · · Score: 1

      I prefer John Safran's version "Not the sunscreen song" IF you can find it you're a better googler than me. ;)

    5. Re:Repent sinners for the end is nigh by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Informative

      There are a lot of people with embarrisingly silly names like that. For example, Michael Anthony "Mike" Hunt is a former professional American football player who played linebacker for three seasons for the Green Bay Packers, appearing in a total of 22 games. I was looking for a Michigan Attorney General with that name, Google lists a whole lot of them.

      Cuntz is probably pronounced "Koonce" rather than "cunts".

  14. So ... by krou · · Score: 1

    Does that mean mankind needs to start planning for this eventuality now, or do we leave it until the last minute, and pray for Bruce Willis's head-in-a-jar to save the day?

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    1. Re:So ... by nietsch · · Score: 1

      Even then there will be (if there are any humans left, that is) a faction that gains from the status quo and has a lot to lose. So eventually there will be red-sun deniers. Oh maybe it will, happen, just not right now.
      Other then that, the cosmological timescale is meaningless when compared to humans. society has only existed a couple of thousand years, irrelevant when compared to 500 Million years.

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  15. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by youn · · Score: 0, Redundant

    we've been 10 years away from cold fusion for the last 50 years :)... same with helium 3 (at a level where we actually get out more than we take in)

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  16. I love these articles, seriously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    - 65 Million years ago, we were mice.
    - We have 500 Million years left (worse case).

    Conclusion : your time is _almost_ over.

    Brilliant !

    Forget about millions of people dying of hunger and disease today,
    let's worry about what's gonna happen five hundred _million_ years from now !
    First things first !

    P.S.: oh, don't let the "greenhouse efect" hint miss you... Global-warmers are up to anything these days...

    1. Re:I love these articles, seriously... by O'Nazareth · · Score: 1

      The question is how does it take for terraforming a planet? We can surely find planet that can support life, but our life? We need to do some work first. You cannot expect millions or billions of humans to living on a planet that does not have the proper atmosphere. For Earth to contain 20% of O2, it took 2 billion years. So, where will we stay while terraforming other planets?

    2. Re:I love these articles, seriously... by Tomfrh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The question is how does it take for terraforming a planet?

      Big Job. Takes decades.

    3. Re:I love these articles, seriously... by O'Nazareth · · Score: 1

      To get something stable? We cannot even control the temperature of Earth.

    4. Re:I love these articles, seriously... by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      hahaha, the shortest time period would be on the order of centuries in the most optimist case of having sufficient power to move large asteroids of the correct type.

  17. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by ubrgeek · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, so much for the real-estate market bouncing back. I mean heck, who wants to buy property that doesn't have sufficient air conditioning?? :)

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  18. 2 billions years?! by velen · · Score: 1

    Hmm. Anyone wanting to take bets on humans becoming extinct within the next 50000 years?

    1. Re:2 billions years?! by nizo · · Score: 1

      I'll gladly hold the money for anyone willing to take bets.

  19. Damn you Sun... by merikari · · Score: 1

    ... it is too late for Duke Nukem jokes as well.

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  20. @TFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Keanu Reeves called to say: "Woah."

  21. Sci-Am May 2009 by pmontra · · Score: 4, Informative

    This is exactly the conclusion of this article of Scientific American, May 2009.

    1. Re:Sci-Am May 2009 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sol's ultimate demise and the fate of our planet have been known for a very long time. Putting a date on it is obviously just picking numbers from their butts based on a tiny amount of observation and speculation.

  22. Maybe if the earth starts getting radioactive by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 1

    people will have enough incentive to start moving out.

  23. I'm not convinced by a couple of points by youn · · Score: 1

    first when it says " the Sun may not be the ideal kind of star to nurture life, and that the Earth may not be the ideal size"... as opposed to what other life bearing planet/ star... which produced what better life form? ... There could be life somewhere else... but how would it be better? It's like saying life conditions in a particular continent are better than on another continent, so life is more in danger/ is better off there. How do we know the dna mutations occuring (which according to the articles may have influenced life, endangered it)... didnt actually foster the right mutations for life as we know it... we dont have a recipy for life, let alone ideal life.

    second when it says that life is doomed in half a billion... to a billion years... if indeed the sun's rays will make the temperature warmer, nothing's to stop us from enhancing the magnetic field or putting sunshades by then. as a matter of fact, with enough money, ressearch, it would not be impossible to put shades in orbit in a rather near future.

    I'll go even further and say that supposing we had an orange dwarf which according to the article lasts 10 or 20 times more... we may never be encouraged to leave our solar system... sometimes, knowing we're doomed if we dont do anything about it is actually a motivator to save our necks by working more. So the fact that we are doomed - in a long term - will force us to find other habitable places.

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    1. Re:I'm not convinced by a couple of points by Missing_dc · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There could be life somewhere else... but how would it be better? It's like saying life conditions in a particular continent are better than on another continent, so life is more in danger/ is better off there

      Australia vs Antarctica, you do the math.

      How do we know the dna mutations occuring (which according to the articles may have influenced life, endangered it)... didnt actually foster the right mutations for life as we know it... we dont have a recipy for life, let alone ideal life.

      Lets see, the kangaroo, the ostrich or the platypus seem pretty specialized, which means there were probably TONS of mutations that didn't make it. Basic Darwinism. We may not have a recipe for life, but if you throw the same ingredients together in various proportions (flour, sugar, salt, baking powder, water, egg, oil and chocolate chips) you will eventually get some damned good cookies. The recipies that don't get eaten are in danger (endangered) of being thrown out.

      I'll go even further and say that supposing we had an orange dwarf which according to the article lasts 10 or 20 times more... we may never be encouraged to leave our solar system... sometimes, knowing we're doomed if we dont do anything about it is actually a motivator to save our necks by working more. So the fact that we are doomed - in a long term - will force us to find other habitable places.
      This one I actually agree with, it is like lighting a long term fire under our collective asses. Judging by Humans' propensity towards procrastination, by the time it is hot enough to make us move, they may be some very tan asses.

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    2. Re:I'm not convinced by a couple of points by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Judging by Humans' propensity towards procrastination, by the time it is hot enough to make us move, they may be some very tan asses.

      My ass is already tan, you insensitive clod!

    3. Re:I'm not convinced by a couple of points by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 1

      You seriously believe we draw motivation from some gradual environmental worstening that will begin in half a billion years? Did you notice that our planet might get pretty crappy within half a century, and yet the share of US power from coal is set to grow over that time? Have you seen our national debt? How could anyone think of us as a civilization that knows how to plan for our future?

    4. Re:I'm not convinced by a couple of points by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please don't call natural selection "Darwinism". Evolution is not a cult.

  24. Shotgun by JohnHegarty · · Score: 1

    So your saying buy tinned foods and shotguns ?

    1. Re:Shotgun by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      No. Tinfoil hats to reflect the giant sun's hot rays.

    2. Re:Shotgun by buchner.johannes · · Score: 1

      Yes, shoot at the sun, that'll solve the problem.

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  25. Shield against cosmic rays ?? by Saffaya · · Score: 1

    This part of the article strikes me as odd :

    "Planetary magnetic fields (...) also act as a shield against high energy cosmic rays"

    _Magnetic fields can only deviate charged particules
    _Cosmic Rays are electromagnetic radiation, they have no charge.

    Then how can planetary magnetic field serve as shield against cosmic rays ?
    There must be a side-effect that would explain it, does anyone care to explain please ?

    1. Re:Shield against cosmic rays ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      Cosmic Rays are electromagnetic radiation, they have no charge.

      Untrue. Cosmic rays are mostly high energy protons.

    2. Re:Shield against cosmic rays ?? by dylan_- · · Score: 4, Informative

      _Cosmic Rays are electromagnetic radiation, they have no charge.

      Then how can planetary magnetic field serve as shield against cosmic rays ?

      Cosmic Rays are high energy particles, not electromagnetic radiation. They're mostly protons.

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    3. Re:Shield against cosmic rays ?? by blancolioni · · Score: 2, Informative

      Cosmic rays include many kinds of charged particles -- protons, electrons, alpha particles etc -- streaming out from the sun (and arriving from other places). Electromagnetic radiation is also known as sunlight, and is, as you said, not deflected by magnetic fields.

  26. Ideally... by nomad-9 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "that the Sun may not be the ideal kind of star to nurture life, and that the Earth may not be the ideal size."

    Homo sapiens may not be the ideal kind of advanced life form either. Otherwise it wouldn't destroy its own habitat on a global scale, nor cause avoidable mass extinction of other species. The good news? We don't really need to start worrying about the sun quitting on us. We'll be long gone before that, and I don't mean on another planet. I mean gone in a dinosaurial kind of way...

    1. Re:Ideally... by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      umm.. isn't causing mass extinction of other species what evolution is all about?

      I'm just saying..

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    2. Re:Ideally... by nizo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I mean gone in a dinosaurial kind of way

      We'll evolve into birds?

    3. Re:Ideally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, what evolution is all about* is propagating yourself more than the others, on multiple levels. Driving other competitors to extinction is a perfectly valid strategy on the species level, but not necessary. However, causing species that don't really have any effect on you and aren't necessary for your survival, while not really of any benefit, isn't really a problem either. The only ones who care about it, ironically, are humans themselves (or at least a tiny subset of them). Nature itself certainly doesn't have any moral issues with extinction.

      *To the pedants waiting in the shadows to jump on my post, yes, I know evolution is merely a random process shaped by natural selection and so on and doesn't really have any goals. You are missing the point.

    4. Re:Ideally... by quadrox · · Score: 1

      First of all, evolution is not about anything. There is no goal. It just happens.

      Second, evolution does not imply species going extinct. Evolution is just the process of species changing over time due to changing selection pressure. A species going extinct abruptly is a relatively rare occurrence in natural selection.

      Technically, you could argue that the human and ape common ancestors have gone extinct, but the reality is that they have simply evolved in two different directions.

    5. Re:Ideally... by squizzar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why are we _supposed_ to care about other species? Surely that we do in any way is just a trait of humanity. We could be like viruses, causing disease and death with no other intent than to reproduce. We could be the ultimate disease, destroying everything in our own self interest if that was our innate desire. The whole concept that we should care about other species or our impact on our environment is entirely of our own creation. To ascribe it to some higher goal is still to ascribe it to some higher human goal. To act like the reasons for preserving the environment and life on this planet are anything other than selfish is misguided. We want to preserve life on the earth for our own self interests: because we depend on it (and because we think it is cute). We want to preserve the environment because we depend on it (and because we think it is pretty). These are the only reasons to protect the world that make sense: because we want to protect ourselves and our children. This is a desire that has kept us going throughout millenia.

      Not everyone has the same balance of these desires, and hence not everyone is as concerned about protecting the environment as they are about having shiny toys. They may like the taste of fishes a bit more than seeing them swim. This leads to some inevitable conflict, and the large debates, and a lot of hair pulling from the people who have strong opinions (probably because of strong desires) on each side who find it unbelievable that everyone doesn't prioritise things in the same way they do.

      The attitude that we have some 'higher purpose' or that everything else is somehow more sacred than us is a strange to me. It's like people feel guilty about their own existence. I think that is has some of the same overtones of religion - that you are imperfect, you are inferior, you are sinful and therefore you should feel bad, and worship this, and promise not to do this list of things, promise to do this other list of things. The original sin becomes the carbon footprint. The objects of worship are trees and rocks and animals. You should forgo warmth and meat and convenience because they are an affront to your belief. And if you really get upset you should forget all respect for your fellow men and go and cause destruction in the name of your beliefs. Like all religions there are great benefits for many involved. And there is also the way it is used to control people, and to justify actions against fellow human beings, and often against everything you claim to stand for. The attitude of 'humans are the nastiest bunch of bastards on the planet, we should hate ourselves' is the first step of the crazy thinking towards things starting to get blown up (and peoples grandparents being exhumed). Destroy the infidel, for he does not share our beliefs as we are told to believe them.

      Back to the original point though - humans are just one more example of life. Another species. Another part of the universe. We are not here for some higher purpose. We exist, like all life, simply to exist. That we are conscious of this, that we can analyse it in this way makes us one the most fascinating creatures on the planet. But we are what we are, and if we fuck it up and destroy ourselves, we will know who to blame. It would be a great shame, but you're not going to get me to start hating myself because I accept my own and others fallibility. We may be able to achieve much more, but we may not. What will be will be, so live your life because you can, simply live, that is all.

    6. Re:Ideally... by zsau · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Back to the original point though - humans are just one more example of life. Another species. Another part of the universe.

      No we're not. We are the universe. Without us, there is no life, no universe. Unless or until some other intelligent species exists, the universe ceases to exist the moment the last human dies. Now, that doesn't mean there is some sort of meaning to life, but if we say other forms of life are important to us, then they are objectively so. The universe exists for us.

      (Plus, I'd be pretty sad if all I saw every day was people and concrete blocks. Sure, insects can be pretty annoying sometimes, but there's other life and other fun.)

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    7. Re:Ideally... by Andr+T. · · Score: 1

      Homo sapiens may not be the ideal kind of advanced life form either.

      I'm a little late, but Neil deGrasse has already made that point in a very funny way. After all, we breath and swallow through the same hole!

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    8. Re:Ideally... by nomad-9 · · Score: 1

      "The attitude that we have some 'higher purpose' or that everything else is somehow more sacred than us is a strange to me."

      It shouldn't be.
      Advanced life forms like humans should look for higher purpose than just mere existence. Even if that means inventing all kinds of meaningless spiritual constructs. Otherwise they wouldn't be advanced in the first place.

    9. Re:Ideally... by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

      Why are we _supposed_ to care about other species?

      As long as you've learned to photosynthesize, then there's no reason.

    10. Re:Ideally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Watch out! A sophomore-year philosophy major! "Introduction to Solipsism" blew his fucking mind. Don't judge him too harshly, though; they didn't teach that stuff in high school!

    11. Re:Ideally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is definitely our creation, but so are other things. Like your idea that we should do whatever we can to protect our children and ultimately our specie. So can I kill you if it helps children? Perhaps no, we have laws and moral code. But these are another human creations and I don't think you want to live in "natural" way (if such thing exist) without all these pesky human constructs.

      More interesting question is, what is giving you the right to eradicate entire species, which lived on Earth long before humans even begin to exists, or to cut down millions year old forests with creatures that never do anything to you? You do it just because you can? Or because permission to do this is written in some very old book?

    12. Re:Ideally... by scruffy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why are we _supposed_ to care about other species?

      Maybe because we _know_ we can't live without them?

    13. Re:Ideally... by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Mass extinction is part of the natural process of this planet, and so are humans. Any extinction we cause is *not* unnatural (as this implies that humans are somehow supernatural). Any extinction caused by our activities is no less natural than any other of the many extinctions in this planet's long history caused by many other types of natural processes. The only real question we need to face is whether we will ultimately cause our OWN extinction, and if there is a way we can avoid that (or to avoid extinction by any other force).

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    14. Re:Ideally... by dpilot · · Score: 1

      > Why are we _supposed_ to care about other species?

      Until you really KNOW what the requirements are to set up a robust free-running, resilient ecology, it's best to err on the side of caution. Yesterday's "swamp" that was merely undevelopable land is today's "wetland" that protects waterways from pollution, protects developed lands from flooding, etc. Yesterday's "trash bush" called the Pacific Yew is today's source of taxol for fighting cancer. Yesterday's moldy bread became penicillin, spawning the antibiotics industry.

      I've argued "inherent value" before and been shouted down by Libertarians who assert that the only value to anything is the monetary value that the free market grants to it. I guess I won't argue "inherent value", only that every object may have a "currently unknown value" that we're not yet smart enough to understand, and that to simply waste it, or allow it to be wasted, because it's "currently known value" is close to zero, is shortsighted. We're learning more all the time.

      Come to think of it, another example. When I was a kid, I seem to remember reading about all of the things we started finding in the fly ash (waste) of refining copper. Of course copper was what we were after, either for use on its own or for alloying with tin to make bronze. But in the ash we found silver, platinum, and even rarer stuff. Of course some of that rarer stuff in the fly ash was "worthless" until our technology had advanced to discover a need. For instance, some rare earths are "useless" until you start making vacuum tube cathodes that need a high electron emissivity, then they become incredibly valuable.

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    15. Re:Ideally... by IrquiM · · Score: 1

      Why are we _supposed_ to care about other species?

      Because everybody likes a juicy steak!

      Imagine having to eat tofu for the rest of your life...

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    16. Re:Ideally... by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Actually, if we continue apace at our rate of scientific advancement, we probably WILL one day move beyond our dependence on our conventional biological constraints (such as the need to extract energy and nutrients from conventional food sources). We've already learned to survive in ways our distant ancestors couldn't have dreamed of. I would argue that the biggest threat to the survival of the human race right now isn't global warming, disease, asteroids, etc. Our biggest threat is OURSELVES. I'm more worried that we may one day advance in our scientific knowledge to the point where a single mistake at a research facility could wipe all of us out in an instant.

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    17. Re:Ideally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really wish I had an account here.

      But I had to reply. And simply put, you're right and wrong. I'll cut to the chase and say where you were wrong. There are those who desire not to hurt anything, especially past reasonable levels. There are those who wish to help propagation and diversity where it's possible. There are those who wish to see others, such as dogs, horses, cats, dolphins, whales, monkeys, apes, etc. accelerated in evolution to make them as smart as us. There are those who understand life and "intelligence" are the meaning of it all, rather this universe is a womb meant to spawn something before the end of when this universe becomes inhabitable.

      In other words, some do have an altruistic view instead of a selfish view of why they are trying to save the world.

    18. Re:Ideally... by jeffliott · · Score: 1

      Any action without perfect information could be construed as self-destructive. Unfortunately for us, this information obviously isn't available. With this predicament on our hands, I'd like to imagine that the importance to our survival of tasty-fishes is something unimaginably complex and far reaching, which really just means of course, that we'd be fools to care, since just about anything could really lead to our ultimate destruction. However, if we keep eating those tasty-fishes, it might be them disappearing before us, so I figure not being in last place is a good start. So folks eat up those fishes, or in a million years, they might evolve into land-dwelling laser-wielding nuclear-missile-having mermen, and IMHO, that is far from acceptable!

    19. Re:Ideally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No we're not. We are the universe. Without us, there is no life, no universe. Unless or until some other intelligent species exists, the universe ceases to exist the moment the last human dies.

      Wow. Can a bear shit in the woods, if a solipsist isn't there to step in it?

    20. Re:Ideally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are right, we're supposed to care about other species for the same reasons that miners are supposed to care about canaries. So that makes us more likely to survive the next 1/2 billion years how?

    21. Re:Ideally... by buchner.johannes · · Score: 1

      or snakes and lizards. I'll be a crocodile

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    22. Re:Ideally... by RazorSharp · · Score: 1

      I must disagree. Not everyone is concerned with the environment because it's pretty. Not everything is as selfish as you make it out to be. You point out several times that there must be no such thing as a higher purpose but your whole post, whether you realize it or not, it an argument against ethics. If there isn't a way that things should be, then all is permitted. The ethical philosopher doesn't need much to debunk this theory: if we accept that everything we do is meaningless and has no moral implications then being immoral and self-serving is the most logical way to live one's life. That's what the other animals on this planet do. But being human gives us the unique ability to care for things other than ourselves - people other than ourselves, species other than our own, and universal concepts of the way things ought to be.

      Ironically, even if one were to accept your claim that some environmentalists are inspired by the beauty of nature, you just bring up aesthetics, which is as unique to humans as ethics. We are here for a higher purpose. We, unlike most life, do not exist to exist. Basic analysis of humans tells us this. If ethics and aesthetics are meaningless then we are the stupidest creatures on earth - but we know this is not true because the most intelligent animals are no more intelligent than a two year old human. We are the most intelligent creatures on this planet, the only ones which can utilize abstract logic, yet you claim that our most defining features are illogical? Perhaps this is why the existentialist focuses on the absurd.

      "What will be will be, so live your life because you can, simply live, that is all." - How pathetic is that? Live a life with meaning, you suggest that we retrograde into beasts, whether you realize it or not.

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    23. Re:Ideally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Best post I've ever read on slashdot.

    24. Re:Ideally... by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      We could be the ultimate disease, destroying everything in our own self interest if that was our innate desire.

      tvtropes: You fail biology forever.

      morbo: VIRUSES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!

      tree hugger from Arrested Development: You don't really get nature, do you?

      me: Your diatribe sounds like a rationalization of excess. I'm down with that, but be aware that your justifications are based on an extremely simplistic and fundamentally flawed understanding of the balance between infection/infected.

      Also, "peoples grandparents being exhumed"? What?

    25. Re:Ideally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See Last and First Men by Olaf Stapledon:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_and_First_Men

    26. Re:Ideally... by RobBebop · · Score: 1

      Homo sapiens may not be the ideal kind of advanced life form either. Otherwise it wouldn't destroy its own habitat on a global scale.

      No, the ideal advanced life form would destroy its own habitable environment on a celestial scale.

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    27. Re:Ideally... by RobBebop · · Score: 1

      We exist, like all life, simply to exist.

      Other types of life have evolved differently from us. We're the only type that has ever had the option to leave Earth. Thus, we're the species who would be responsible for saving species which we choose to save if we ever had to go find a new planet.

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    28. Re:Ideally... by sdnick · · Score: 1

      Homo sapiens may not be the ideal kind of advanced life form either. Otherwise it wouldn't destroy its own habitat on a global scale, nor cause avoidable mass extinction of other species.

      As far as I know, homo sapiens is the only life form that even considers habitat destruction or species extinction and tries to prevent them. Someone has already posted about the fact that modern-day environmentalism serves as a belief system for many, starting with the assumption of man's inherent evil and guilt. This assumption is as irrational and tiresome in this new religion as it was in the old ones.

      Obviously we haven't destroyed our habitat in any significant way, since there are more of us around than ever. And why would causing the mass extinction of other species make us less than ideal as an advanced life form anyway? Sure, we depend on a number of other species for our existence, but there are a lot of species whose existence means nothing to ours. I happen to share your belief that we must preserve these species, but it's a belief, not a law of physics. For all we know, the most advanced life form in the galaxy is heading this way after wiping out all other life in it's neighborhood.

    29. Re:Ideally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While his point does sound a lot like Solipsism, it clearly isn't. I'm tempted to mock you since from my perspective you're as young and naive as he is. The only difference I see is you're a jerk and he isn't.

    30. Re:Ideally... by squizzar · · Score: 1

      We want to preserve life on the earth for our own self interests: because we depend on it

    31. Re:Ideally... by squizzar · · Score: 1

      The grandparents being exhumed was a reference to the more extreme actions of some animal rights nutters (the ALF possibly) in which they decided that the best way to torture some scientist was to exhume their dead grandparents. I didn't want to create the impression that I was only referring to suicide bombers, since there are many other acts of terrorism performed by people with a hatred for some aspect of humanity.

    32. Re:Ideally... by Khashishi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hmm, I'm in the tough position of defending something that I believe in, but know is ultimately arbitrary at a fundamental level.

      That which is natural isn't necessarily right. You, me, we all live to survive, and propagate our genes. That's what evolution has programmed us to do. It's natural to work together and protect each other from dangers, which helps us to survive. It's also natural to rape, consume resources, and destroy competitors, as long as it satisfies our programming. Whatever we do, Nature doesn't care. Nature has no sense of right and wrong. But humans do.

      Nature doesn't need to provide ethics because human societies can create their own. Sure, there are a bunch of disagreements over what constitutes proper ethics, but at least we are better off than having no ethics at all, which is why this propensity for morality has evolved into our conscience. Almost everyone agrees on the golden rule, and I would say there is some instinctual backing to this. Morality helps us to survive as a species.

      You dislike environmentalism because it tries to put guilt on you for being yourself. Why should you care about the environment? Because you should have the empathy to not condemn future generations to a less hospitable world with no fish and violent weather and toxic skies. There's no absolute power you have to answer to, but you still have to live with yourself.

      I'm not here to support extremism, but how can you suggest that violent destruction in the name of belief is somehow "wrong", if you don't believe in right and wrong? Terrorists are just another example of life.

      There's no ultimate authority, but there still is authority, and you are wrong.

    33. Re:Ideally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why was this modded insightful?

      why should we care about other species?

      because we are all in this together. because their future is intimately tied to our future. because to ignore everything else is not sustainable. to argue that we are just another life form ignores the impact of our success on our environment. we have taken control of our environment to an extent not seen before. we have no unique traits, all being found in other species, but the combination of those traits in H sapiens makes us dominant. We can ignore our impact, and just see what happens, but chances are we won't like the outcome. So why should we not try to be more balanced.

      if you want to be so mercenary about it, yes, you are _supposed_ to care, in so much as you _need_ the other species. think of yourself as a farmer. if they die, the winter will be long and hard. it has little to do with "seeing the fishes swim" and more to do with collapse of major networks that will have severe impacts on food availability and distribution in the world. caring about other species does not necessarily have to flow from "higher purpose", but you seem to have issues with that philosophy. if you want to be shortsighted and confined to the era of your own life, great, but recognize that you are shortsighted.

      your analogy of the virus is a bad one as well. any virus that causes disease and death is a poorly evolved one, and still in the tuning stages. the successful ones you never notice. you have probably >150 of these infecting you right now. some of them you were born with. over time, selection with favor the viruses that cause the _least_impact on the host, promoting the proliferation of that host, and thereby the virus as well.

      have fun in your concrete bunker with a tomato plant and a grow lamp.

    34. Re:Ideally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I simply want to applaud your comment.

    35. Re:Ideally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      disclaimer: I didn't finish reading your post.

      The point of any species is to survive. A virus that kills a person quickly and efficiently is a poor virus--it'll kill so much that it'll kill itself. Similarly, any animal, if it destroys its habitat completely, is a poor species. As humans, we recognize that we are part of a larger system, and we have seen that when something breaks part of the system, it can have nasty consequences. This is why we care about preserving other species. We don't want to completely screw over the system, so we try to maintain it as much as possible.

    36. Re:Ideally... by Khashishi · · Score: 1

      Back to the original point though - humans are just one more example of life. Another species. Another part of the universe.

      No we're not. We are the universe. Without us, there is no life, no universe.

      Um, no. Talk about inflated ego.

    37. Re:Ideally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I mean gone in a dinosaurial kind of way

      We'll evolve into birds?

      Exactly Dr. Grant!

    38. Re:Ideally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are we _supposed_ to care about other species?

      You vision is perfectly in accord with Darwinism. I am surprised more people don't adhere to it. It make perfect sense.

      The reason most people disagree with you is because there is still some trace amounts of Christian oxygen in our social atmosphere. Christians have divine command to rule over and subdue the environment:

      Because God told us to: And God blessed them, saying: Increase and multiply, and fill the earth, and subdue it, and rule over the fishes of the sea, and the fowls of the air, and all living creatures that move upon the earth. (Genesis 1:28)

      Taking care of the environment is not the first priority for Christians (saving souls is). But caring for the environment should be high on the list, although in many cases it is lower than it should be.

      The attitude that we have some 'higher purpose' or that everything else is somehow more sacred than us is a strange to me.

      Enviro-nazis are generally not Christians. It is odd that they should hold the environment to be more sacred that just about anything else.

      I think that is has some of the same overtones of religion.

      No question about that. Christians are commanded to be guardians of the environment. But they do not hold it sacred. One of the reasons the Jews performed animal sacrifice was precisely to counter-act the influence of neighboring religions who did hold certain animals to be sacred, even gods.

      The objects of worship are trees and rocks and animals.

      There is nothing new under the sun, as they say. What is old is new again.

      And there is also the way it [religion] is used to control people, and to justify actions against fellow human beings, and often against everything you claim to stand for.

      I am convinced that my religion comes from God (so, what else is new?). However, even in my religion, while its founder still lived on earth, he was betrayed by someone in his inner circle.

      Humans have been betraying religion since the beginning of religion. That's not God's fault. Nor does it make his religion less credible. It is part of the mystery of our original sin.

      Back to the original point though - humans are just one more example of life. Another species. Another part of the universe.

      It seems like this should be obvious to any thoughtful, educated person. Like you, I find it surprising that so few adopt this position. And its not because they are Christians.

      We are not here for some higher purpose.

      Of course, I disagree.

      You say that it has something to do with the quirks of human nature that they care so much about the environment. I say that these are not quirks, but are evidence of our noble origin and higher purpose, even if we don't live up to that calling most of the time.

    39. Re:Ideally... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      There's also people who understand that all this biological diversity is what makes Earth such a paradise to live on, and provides us with lots of different tasty food to eat, and that if we screw it up too much, we're not going to have such a nice place to live and nice things to eat.

      So even with a selfish viewpoint, it makes sense to save the world (or at least manage it responsibly and not screw it up too much).

      I, for one, don't want to live in a polluted, nasty, ugly pit eating gruel every day.

    40. Re:Ideally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cancer kills the host organism, and then what happens to the cancerous cells?

      Understand that we're not interested in other species. We're interested in the continued survival and advancement of our own. And most of us have recognized that this requires other species to be around, you know, to act as food, medicine, artistic inspiration, and all that other good stuff.

      I.e. I'm not going to die because I don't recycle, or conserve, or whatnot. But my kids might suffer, and my grandkids might have even bigger problems. The only intelligent, forward-thinking people who don't bother to try to make the lives of their children better are the ones who have no kids and plan to not have kids ever, or the people who are so rich that they're confident their kids can buy their way out of any catastrophe that might befall the rest of humanity.

    41. Re:Ideally... by rleibman · · Score: 1

      I mean gone in a dinosaurial kind of way

      We'll evolve into birds?

      No, that will only happen after the shoe-event-horizon.

    42. Re:Ideally... by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

      Maybe because we _know_ we can't live without them?

      That's not true! Human flesh tastes like chicken.... ahem, or so I'm told :)

    43. Re:Ideally... by stanchion7 · · Score: 0

      They may like the taste of fishes a bit more than seeing them swim.

      But, but, we likes the fishes. The fishes are so juicy, sweeeet!

    44. Re:Ideally... by RocketRabbit · · Score: 1

      Sure we could. We could grow nutritive algae in vats and process it into shape, color, form, or taste we wish.

      Humans can do fine without a single other species of life on this planet.

    45. Re:Ideally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We exist, like all life, simply to exist.

      That is entirely of your own creation.

    46. Re:Ideally... by nomad-9 · · Score: 1

      "modern-day environmentalism serves as a belief system "
      Whether people construct belief systems around facts doesn't invalidate the facts.

      "Obviously we haven't destroyed our habitat in any significant way, since there are more of us around than ever."
      We haven't destroyed it yet, but we are well on our way.

      "And why would causing the mass extinction of other species make us less than ideal as an advanced life form anyway?"
      Because the extinction of other species is not needed for our own survival? Because we are supposed to be organisms more evolved than mere viruses propagating themselves and destroying one host cell after another?

    47. Re:Ideally... by zsau · · Score: 1

      Um, yes. What else is there if there's nothing to look at it? How can you tell the difference between a universe that exists without anything to observe it, and a universe that doesn't exist at all? I don't understand those people who look up in the night sky and say "how insignificant and small am I!", as if physical size had any meaning. I look up in the night sky and say "how amazing it is that I can look up at them and see".

      It's not an inflated ego to think you're worth more than a nuclear reaction that has no opinion of itself. I don't understand how you can say "Um, no. Talk about inflated ego." as if not only is your understanding completely obvious, but I'm deluded for seeing that right out. Please, why are we insignificant, just another part of the universe. Then try explaining that to the sun.

      (If I sound sarcastic or rude or anything, I'm just trying to communicate as much of the basis for my understanding that we are the universe as possible.)

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    48. Re:Ideally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe because we _know_ we can't live without them?

      We know this and therefore can deduce that in the future, majority of us will die and the rest will adapt to the new conditions or die as well.

    49. Re:Ideally... by Khashishi · · Score: 1

      I suppose there's an art to saying something so blatantly foolish that people think you are insightful.

      Man is not the measure of all things. You can analyze the biological basis for your senses, which comes from your sensory organs and your brain. It's clear that these sensory organs grab information from the outside world. There are other minds out there, not only humans, but animals, too. They also have sensory organs, and they also see the universe around them. It most certainly is egotistical to assert that your view is all that exists, and the universe doesn't.

      Study some cosmology or astronomy, which explain some of the current aspects of the universe, like proportions of elements, appearance of stars, CMB, etc, by things which have occurred in the long past, before there were humans. You think all this just came into being when you were born?

      (If I sound sarcastic or rude, it's because it's better for everyone if foolishness is rebuked outright and not confused with philosophy.)

    50. Re:Ideally... by zsau · · Score: 1

      You can certainly analyse the biological basis for our senses--although we don't currently understand how awareness comes about from the bundle of neurons in our heads, it is a topic of ongoing study. With enough time, we might even be able to replicate our conciousness in machines, and then even if we become extint, the universe continues on while they do (and this view is nothing more than a logical conclusion of the ones I've expressed earlier in this thread).

      I am not trying to say the Universe came into being when I, or the human race, was born. Nor am I trying to say the Universe will end if/when we become extinct. To the extent I have literally said that, even an idiot (must we insult each other?) could see I was using a figure of speech known as exaggeration; how else can sense be made from "Unless or until some other intelligent species exists, the universe ceases to exist the moment the last human dies"? Evidently, it is not possible for the universe to conditionally end. It cannot end, allow mice to develop intelligence, and then un-end, because what would the mice have developed intelligence in? It either has ended, or it has not.

      I was describing our relevancy in the universe; we are worth more than the sun and the stars. They are here to serve us and to provide the environment for life and then intelligent life to evolve, and to be observed by us. Your comments about cosmology and astronomy are therefore either strawmen, or proof of your idiocy.

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  27. Sooner than that... by FreeUser · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you believe your local religious nutball, it will be sooner than that. 2012 (for those confused in their religiosity, mixing Mayan and Christian myth), 2 years (if you're one of those bozos who believe the Iranian president is the new Mahadi), by the end of this year (if you believe the wingnuts who think Obama is the anti-christ and national healthcare the end of civilization), or several times in the past decade (if you're one to jump into your bunker everytime the Jehovah's Witnesses call the end of the world).

    Get your Apacalypse here! Step right up! One to a customer! Step right up!

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    1. Re:Sooner than that... by JordanL · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm confused... how can 2012 be attributed to Christian myth even by the most loose of interpretations?

      According to christian doomsday lore, several things which need to happen have not, including the mark of the beast, the universal persecution of the christian faith, the single currency system... the anti-christ...

      And even then, the rapture is supposed to occur seven years before the destruction of this world... basically under christian theology, the rapture happens, then seven years of absolute devestation occurs.

      Where in the world did you get the idea that the Christian faith even hints at something near 2012?

    2. Re:Sooner than that... by FreeUser · · Score: 5, Informative

      I'm confused... how can 2012 be attributed to Christian myth even by the most loose of interpretations?

      It isn't. It's attributed to Mayan myth (and its a fundamental change in the world, not necessarily the end of the world). But you get some confused people who think that's "another sign" of the last days, and that Jesus/the Apacalypse/what have you is coming then.

      Totally illogical, not to mention heretical by their own belief system, but that doesn't seem to slow them down any.

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    3. Re:Sooner than that... by JordanL · · Score: 1

      Ah, well that makes more sense. I was wondering for a minute there if I skipped a chapter in Revelations...

    4. Re:Sooner than that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Religon making sense, doesn't that destroy the need for faith?

    5. Re:Sooner than that... by Golddess · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The rapture actually happened in 2005, it's just that no one was worthy of being taken at that time so we didn't realize there was anything out of the ordinary.

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    6. Re:Sooner than that... by codeButcher · · Score: 4, Informative

      According to christian doomsday lore, several things which need to happen have not, including the mark of the beast, the universal persecution of the christian faith, the single currency system... the anti-christ...

      And even then, the rapture is supposed to occur seven years before the destruction of this world... basically under christian theology, the rapture happens, then seven years of absolute devestation occurs.

      None of these are universal christian doctrines.

      Luther, amongst many others, pointed to the papal system as the antichrist (literally meaning "in the stead of Christ").

      Mark of the beast (on the right hand and forehead) is interpreted to symbolise a certain way of thinking and acting - indoctrination that salvation is attained through "the church" and not through Christ, with all the accompanying abuses of power. (Also keep in mind that the church organisations of today descend from that first church organisation, and although they claim to have reformed to leave behind some doctrines, they have maintained others.)

      Persecution of christians under the Roman empire pales in comparison to persecution under the Roman church.

      Single currency? Not sure, never heard of that one.

      Rapture: I understand it's big in the US in certain circles, as it goes hand-in-hand with the aforementioned views, but it's not universal. When one investigates history and sees that many of these signs (many that you haven't even mentioned), that these people claim go hand-in-hand with the "end times", have been in effect from the days of the apostles, one realises that many christians in modern times have it incredibly good. I often ask proponents of the Rapture doctrine: what makes you better than the millions of early christians that where rounded up and fed to lions and burnt at stakes - why should you avoid persecution by being raptured, and they not?

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    7. Re:Sooner than that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      the universal persecution of the christian faith

      But this is totally going on! We can't even say "Merry Christmas" any more, it's all "Happy Holidays" and bullshit like that!

      No, really, lots of people think this. I've met them.

    8. Re:Sooner than that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't you mean "Apocalypse"? Then again, if the world was brought to its knees by South American camelids, it would be the alpaca-lypse...

    9. Re:Sooner than that... by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

      It's not that any of this stuff is universal in the Christian faith, but it tends to be nearly universal amongst those Christians who are convinced that the world is going to end any day now. Exceptions exist, YMMV, etc, but most of the real "apocalypse watchers" also tend to be the type of Christian to believe in literal anti-Christs, Marks, and the Rapture.

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    10. Re:Sooner than that... by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      You'd be surprised how few of those beliefs are held by Christians not in America.

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    11. Re:Sooner than that... by Bakkster · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Religon making sense, doesn't that destroy the need for faith?

      Not necessarily. An airplane's principle of flight makes sense (air pressure difference provides lift), but you still need to have faith that it your specific plane will be fine and that the pilot is good. It also doesn't prevent people from not putting their faith in airplanes, regardless of them being an incredibly safe form of travel.

      I'd liken religious faith to quantum mechanics. Quantum makes sense, but not according to our normal methods of understanding. It has different rules very different from classical mechanics (secular worldviews), but taken as a whole is consistent.

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    12. Re:Sooner than that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That probably reflects the fact that "Christ"mas does not mean that much to folk these days and why should it. Even the key judeo christian religions can't agree on the true faith. .... and the "mass" was a celebration of our heathen forefarthers a long time before Christmas was invented by the self apointed hierachies of self righteousness otherwise known as Church.

    13. Re:Sooner than that... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      According to christian doomsday lore, several things which need to happen have not, including the mark of the beast, the universal persecution of the christian faith, the single currency system... the anti-christ...

      Mark of the beast = SSN or whatever number your government gives you.
      Universal persecution of Christians.. anyone can easily interpet that as happening by bending a few facts... Islamic Jihads today = that in many minds.

      single currency system... Euro is the work of the DEVIL!!!!

      anti-Christ... It was either GWbush or currently Obama depending if you are Democrat or Republican.

      i can easily meet all your requirements. Please release the Horsemen of destruction... My daughter wants a Pestilence Pony.

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    14. Re:Sooner than that... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      We are a nutty bunch.

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    15. Re:Sooner than that... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      The Christian bible gives no date, and in fact the early Christians thought the apocalypse would come in their lifetime. 2012 is when the Mayan calander ends, but it's most likely that 2012 is the Mayan cosmic New Year's Day.

      if you believe the wingnuts who think Obama is the anti-christ

      Considering that Christianity is an offshoot of the Jewish religion, and what Hitler did to the Jews, Hitler could have been the antichrist.

      Remember the comet cult that thought the world was going to end in 2000 and castrated themselves before committing suicide?

    16. Re:Sooner than that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm confused... how can 2012 be attributed to Christian myth even by the most loose of interpretations?

      According to christian doomsday lore, several things which need to happen have not, including the mark of the beast, the universal persecution of the christian faith, the single currency system... the anti-christ...
       

      1. Mark of the beast = skin cancer
      2. Persecution of Christians = Actually many would argue it's the universal persecution of Catholics...
      3. Single currency = Paper

    17. Re:Sooner than that... by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Most people are confused by what "faith" is. It's not as in "believe despite all evidence", it's more like your being faithful to your wife. It means being faithful to God, and worshiping him rather than Baal or money or other such trivialities.

      If God has shown you that he is real, why would you need to take it on faith? Once you have seeen an elephant you don't have to take anybody's word that elephants exists.

    18. Re:Sooner than that... by I'm+not+really+here · · Score: 1

      Just to clarify, not all Christians believe in a rapture occurring before the tribulation years. There are actually a multitude of varying views on just exactly when this rapture will occur. Strangely enough, the wikipedia article is surprisingly accurate on this subject.

      I personally believe that we have at least a few hundred more years before this event may occur (feel free to message me if you really want to know why), but Matthew 24:38-40 says that "in the days before the flood, people were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, up to the day Noah entered the ark; and they knew nothing about what would happen until the flood came and took them all away. That is how it will be at the coming of the Son of Man. Two men will be in the field; one will be taken and the other left."

      Anyone who says they know the absolute date of the coming of Jesus is flat out in contradiction of the scripture on which they base their claim.

      But back to something more on topic - why, exactly, are we worried about the end of the habitability of earth when that end is hundreds of millions of years away? In the last 10,000 years, we've gone from simple tools to landing craft on mars and sending probes outside of our solar system (have they broken that barrier yet, or are they still just close to breaking it?). If we've done that in roughly 10,000 years, what will things look like if we actually do have another 10,000, let alone another 500,000 or even 500,000,000 years in which to learn and grow?!?

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    19. Re:Sooner than that... by Shakrai · · Score: 0, Troll

      Remember the comet cult that thought the world was going to end in 2000 and castrated themselves before committing suicide?

      How are they going to handle the 72 virgins if they cut off their equipme.... wait n/m, that's a different cult ;)

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    20. Re:Sooner than that... by maxume · · Score: 1

      I could strap a couple of hundred flight deniers in the back of a 747 without impacting the capabilities of the plane, so I think that analogy breaks down pretty quickly.

      Faith is something stronger than the belief that a plane can fly, it is belief in the face of zero evidence.

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    21. Re:Sooner than that... by nedlohs · · Score: 3, Informative

      Just because you use the word "faith" to mean two different things doesn't mean those two things are the same.

      No one has "faith in airplanes" (well some idiots probably do. I don't "have faith" in the plane when I fly. I see the evidence that crashes are reasonably rare and in a commercial jet require a number of things to go wrong in succession in most cases. I also see that crashes do happen and people do die. I don't "have faith" that my specific plane will be ok and have a good pilot. I expect it to since in the vast majority of cases that is true. I'm not shocked and surprised when a plane crashes though.

    22. Re:Sooner than that... by dogmatixpsych · · Score: 1

      Insightful? Sorry, but that was trolling. There are plenty of religions that "make sense" and plenty that do not. Things being reasonable or logical does not rule out faith.

    23. Re:Sooner than that... by kid_oliva · · Score: 1

      I don't think most Christians believe 2012 will be anything special. The line of the Maya long calendar usually tends to fall in the New Age circles and the interpretation range from it is just the start of the "Age of Aquarius" to the end of the world. Granted there are some who do call themselves Christian who do spout the Mayan calendar as a sign; but my rule of thumb is, if you don't know your own holy book, you really aren't what you say you are.

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    24. Re:Sooner than that... by I'm+not+really+here · · Score: 1

      Sorry, missed an important bit in that quote (verses 36 and 37 were vital to my above point):

      "No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. As it was in the days of Noah, so it will be at the coming of the Son of Man." - Matthew 24:36-37

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    25. Re:Sooner than that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe they have all happened and there is no rapture or tribulation or one anti-christ.

    26. Re:Sooner than that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mark 13:32 "But of that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but the Father alone.

    27. Re:Sooner than that... by HanClinto · · Score: 1

      When you use the word "faith", you mean believing and trusting something in spite of the evidence.

      When I use the word "faith", I mean believing and trusting something because of the evidence.

      What would be better words for us to use so that we can have productive dialogue, rather than just arguing about semantics? I don't really care what word we use, so much as I would like to communicate ideas.

      You seem rather attached to your definition of what "faith" must mean -- what word would you prefer that I use in order to communicate my intended meaning to you?

    28. Re:Sooner than that... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Rapture: I understand it's big in the US in certain circles"

      Well, it was a big hit for Blondie in the early 80's.

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    29. Re:Sooner than that... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2, Informative

      "I'm confused... how can 2012 be attributed to Christian myth even by the most loose of interpretations?"

      It's the Mormons who believe Jesus hopped over to the Americas after the crucifixion and chatted up the Maya, isn't it?

    30. Re:Sooner than that... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Belief in the face of zero evidence is not faith, it is willful stupidity.

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    31. Re:Sooner than that... by maxume · · Score: 1

      Well, what other description would you prefer to use for the several billion people who actively practice the various mystical religions?

      They seem to want a claim on the word faith, why not give it to them?

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    32. Re:Sooner than that... by maxume · · Score: 1

      Um, belief? It is largely synonymous with your definition but lacks the strong connotation regarding (lack of) evidence that comes up when using faith.

      Instead of "I have faith the plane will fly", you can just say "I believe the plane will fly." Get's your meaning across without implying that you might be hoping the plane into the air.

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    33. Re:Sooner than that... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "I'd liken religious faith to quantum mechanics.
      Shut-Up.
      And yes, it does destroy theneed for faith.

      Your Airplane analogy is so wrong it's stupid.
      Religion is Blind Faith, which is different then faith based on a history of evidence. Something the airline industry has.

      If a child comes up to you and says she made her bed, and you believe her, that is blind faith; however if she has come to you 100 times and said she made her bed, and each time you checked it was correct, when she comes to you the 101st time and tells you she made her bed and you do not check, that is faith based on history of proven episodes..

      Since religion has exactly zero proven episodes, it's blind faith.. or rather Stupid Blind Faith.

      And keep QM out of your fanciful fairy tails.

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    34. Re:Sooner than that... by proxy318 · · Score: 1

      Jesus is coming! Quick, look busy!

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    35. Re:Sooner than that... by tooyoung · · Score: 1

      I'd liken religious faith to quantum mechanics. Quantum makes sense, but not according to our normal methods of understanding. It has different rules very different from classical mechanics (secular worldviews), but taken as a whole is consistent

      Except, you know, we have some underlying evidence to cause us to believe in quantum mechanics, and we will cast that belief aside in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary. With religious faith, on the other hand, we start with a premise and defend it passionately regardless of the evidence.

    36. Re:Sooner than that... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Since Rapture only involves 144, 000 thousand people, I doubt anyone reading this would be chosen if it was real.

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    37. Re:Sooner than that... by Bakkster · · Score: 1

      Faith is something stronger than the belief that a plane can fly, it is belief in the face of zero evidence.

      It's both the plane and the pilot you must have faith in. Do you believe that the plane is structurally sound, up to date on inspections, and fully capable of making your flight? Do you believe the pilot will take you safely to your destination? As for flight deniers (atheists), of course they don't affect the plane's flight, but they generally aren't on the plane. They're on the ground chiding people for trusting in planes.

      I admit it's not a great analogy, I just wanted to point out that faith is not mutually exclusive with evidence or how understandable a concept is. If you trust in something that's not 100%, that's faith.

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    38. Re:Sooner than that... by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      but you still need to have faith that it your specific plane will be fine and that the pilot is good

      No. That is a calculated risk. However inaccurate the calculation by the average passenger, it's still a simple gamble, with the odds shown to be highly in their favor (against dying in a crash).

      This is not the same as faith, because the people who sell faith specifically tell you that there is no risk, and that the entire topic is incalculable ... beyond reason, beyond mortal understanding, and beyond questioning. I understand how airplanes work, and could make an exhaustive study, personally, of the causal relationships between Canada Goose migration and bird-strike-related water landings in the Hudson. I can't predict the impact of all of the variables, but I can come to terms with the odds and the likely outcomes.

      This is not the same as believing in magic. Religious faith is believing in magic. It's a very different thing, with important implications pyschologically and philosophically. Magical thinking is a childish habit. Adults who insist on doing it are deliberately engaging in arrested development and in denial about the nature of the universe (because they don't have the intellectual honesty and courage to make their own meaning in the short lifespan they've got to work with). Holding your fingers in your ears and saying, "La la la! I can't hear reality! La la la!" is not the same as making a very reasonable gamble with your life and getting in an airplane, or even out of bed in the morning.

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    39. Re:Sooner than that... by HanClinto · · Score: 1

      Hmm, okay.

      "Belief" doesn't communicate everything that I would use "Faith" to communicate -- "Trust" and "Belief" are two (related but) separate things.

      Many people believe that airplanes can fly, but they do not trust the planes enough to walk onto them. Until you walk onto the plane, you're not a "flight denier" -- you're just afraid, and not trusting in the evidence, and you're letting your fear override what you have concluded must be true.

      I had been hoping for a single word to communicate both the rational and the emotional. You can believe without trusting, and you can place your trust without believing (though it's a resigned, cynical sort of trust), but that belief + trust (even though it may be scary -- like walking onto an airplane for the first time) is what I'm talking about when I say "Faith".

      I agree with you -- it's a word that carries a lot of negative baggage. I'm still looking for a better word -- I'd hate to settle for "belief", since it's only half of the intended meaning. It communicates intellectual assent, and seems to lack the visceral aspect of actual, active "trust" of actually stepping out, and literally betting your life on it.

    40. Re:Sooner than that... by Bakkster · · Score: 1

      Since religion has exactly zero proven episodes, it's blind faith.. or rather Stupid Blind Faith.

      Tell Richard Dawkins I say 'hi'.

      And keep QM out of your fanciful fairy tails.

      You think I meant something more than what I intended to say. I just mean that, at first glance, neither concept makes sense. Eternal life on account of a man 2000 years ago dying and rising from the dead 3 days later makes about as much sense at first glance as superposition or the uncertainty principle. However, by studying the source material, the pattern and reasoning behind the phenomenon makes sense.

      I in no way meant to infer that because QM is true, then Christianity must also be true. Obviously, QM is well reasoned science, while Christianity is religion. Being science, QM can be proven, whereas religion, by its very nature, cannot. I understand this. Again, not trying to make some deeper link between the two, just saying that both seem confusing to those who haven't studied the subject.

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    41. Re:Sooner than that... by Bakkster · · Score: 1

      This is not the same as faith, because the people who sell faith specifically tell you that there is no risk, and that the entire topic is incalculable ... beyond reason, beyond mortal understanding, and beyond questioning.

      I'm sorry to hear that was your experience. While that's certainly a common type of evangelism, I've never agreed with it. Anyone who claims faith has no risk forgets that those who are persecuted for their beliefs are blessed. While God himself is beyond human understanding, theology should not be beyond questioning. Questioning theology is how we ensure that those who claim to know the Truth are not working for their own means.

      I hope you can have a better experience and find that many of those who claim what you have above are working along different lines from what they should be.

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    42. Re:Sooner than that... by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 1

      including the mark of the beast, the universal persecution of the christian faith, the single currency system... the anti-christ...

      If you count a Borg head as the mark of the beast and mod points as a currency system, I think that sentence pretty much sums up Slashdot.

    43. Re:Sooner than that... by pjabardo · · Score: 1

      I don't need any faith to enter a plane. I know that pilots and airlines are certified. What is this certification? It is a process based on 100 years of flight experience and research that certifies that the pilot/airplane/airport/etc is acceptably reliable. Something could happen and a few times does happen but it is very unlikely that it will happen. People who don't accept that have some kind of phobia and need treatment. If I am a test pilot trying out a new plane design, I am not entering the plane based on faith. I know that the plane was designed and tested by competent engineers with degrees from recognized universities and schools. There is no faith in that, just observation and experience that shows that it is very unlikely something would go wrong.

      Quantum mechanics has no relation to faith. We might not have a common sense tailored for quantum mechanics but we have 100 years of experiments and successful test cases that show that quantum mechanics is accurate.

      If you really think like this you are a neurotic. I read somewhere a nice definition of a neurotic: someone who can't distinguish possibility from probability. On the other hand you might have a different definition of faith than the one I use. If that is the case I am almost certain that your definition is completely useless since any thing you do requires faith. Do you need faith for every step you take? There could be an invisible wall you could bump into. I don't see people feeling the air in front of them to verify if an invisible wall exists.

      The point is there is a variety of independently verifiable evidences that airplanes are safe, that quantum mechanics works and that there are no invisible walls on the street and faith got nothing to do with it.anywhere near.

    44. Re:Sooner than that... by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      You're confusing faith with trust.

      Trust is the idea that things today will happen as they did yesterday
      and that things are predictable and will happen the same way they did
      the n+1'th time as they did the other n times.

      Been in lots of elevators.
      Been on lots of bridges.
      Been in a lot of automobiles.
      Seen a lot of properly functioning airplanes.

      Although I do distrust American Airlines in particular. I have personally
      experienced far too many occurences of "some problem with the plane" while
      being one of their passengers. This distrust does not impact my perception
      of other airlines.

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    45. Re:Sooner than that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you read the summary closely, you will see that even these early 'ends' fit well within the predicted time. It does say "In a half to one billion years". Well, I suppose that the end of this year is less than half a year away, but it's close enough.

    46. Re:Sooner than that... by AshtangiMan · · Score: 1

      Or perhaps it will include you, and up to UID 144,000. I guess this means that I am out. But, wait . . . if I just click the post anon then I am posting as UID 666 . . . the number of the beast. This makes no sense . . . so I guess it must be true.

    47. Re:Sooner than that... by Xaedalus · · Score: 1

      Brilliant, sir! I applaud you! I'm going to have to remember that line on the Rapture and the early martyrs.

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    48. Re:Sooner than that... by AshtangiMan · · Score: 1

      I can quote from a number of books, works of history, fiction, and even historical fiction. How is that credible for supporting any kind of argument, aside from an argument about the contents of that book?

    49. Re:Sooner than that... by I'm+not+really+here · · Score: 1

      Seeing as how the point I was making "Anyone who says they know the absolute date of the coming of Jesus is flat out in contradiction of the scripture on which they base their claim" is directly related solely to the works that these individuals base their beliefs on, quoting from their their works was 100% on point.

      I'm not sure I get what you are trying to say? How is quoting the bible when talking about a person who is stating a biblically based belief and using that quote to prove their biblically based belief is not, in fact, biblically based, a non-credible argument?

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    50. Re:Sooner than that... by Bakkster · · Score: 1

      You're confusing faith with trust.

      Trust is part of faith. Belief is the other half.

      Just because it's easy to believe, trust, and have faith in an airplane (or any of a number of other mundane things throughout your day) doesn't make it a different thing from those that are hard to believe, trust and have faith in.

      There is a small measure of faith in flying in an airplane, whether you like it or not. You must trust that the certifications are up to date, and believe that the certifications make the plane more safe. It's certainly not on the same magnitude of faith as that in religion (that would be silly), but it's the same thing. You're still putting your faith in something you don't have 100% proof of, based on what you have seen and your past experiences.

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    51. Re:Sooner than that... by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Anyone who claims faith has no risk forgets that those who are persecuted for their beliefs are blessed

      So, there you go - saying that it is, in fact, without risk. If you're "blessed," then where's the risk? What's a little mortal torment or death, etc., compared to magical immortality after the fact, right? No risk. That's the central message you've just reinforced.

      I hope you can have a better experience and find that many of those who claim what you have above are working along different lines from what they should be

      Oh, it's not my experience you should be worried about. It's the kids that are being taught to believe in magic, and then have a truly fractured, self-contradictory view of the world messing with their cognitive development through the most important, formative years of their life. Those are the experiences to worry about. Because they're going to be told that there is a benevolent, omnicient being who loves them, and they're going to have to reconcile that with the fact that their little friend Timmy is dying in agony from cancer so that Mysterious Ways can be properly administered by that same all-powerful, loving being. That's hard stuff for a kid to deal with. Which it should be, of course, because it's utter nonsense.

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    52. Re:Sooner than that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great, now you link us to stories about your hallucinations and call it evidence. Awesome. I miss when you just trolled /. with humorless comedy.

    53. Re:Sooner than that... by iamhigh · · Score: 1

      Bakkster, you just don't get it, do you? Risk of persecution is not the same as risk of death by airplane crash for a non-believer. You are claiming that there is a reward after death; when nobody can check if there really is. If religion had that type of true risk, you wouldn't be saying all the crap you spew to get people to join up... you give them a free pass to eternal greatness as long as they live their life according to your standards, right? This entire off-topic thread is a feeble attempt at you to push your religion and give it some credibility; but we see through it.

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    54. Re:Sooner than that... by HanClinto · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you misunderstood me -- I was attempting to engage in friendly discussion, though maybe you took my remarks for stupidity.

      I'm not redefining anything. "Faith" is a word with many meanings. One such meaning is "belief and trust", another such meaning is "blind trust". While MW certainly lists "blind trust" as a culturally understood meaning of "faith", it is not necessarily the meaning of the word.

      Also, many engineers (which I'm assuming you are?) have trouble with language, because they tend to view things with rigid definition. They believe that a words definition is what gives it meaning, when linguists understand that how a word is used is what creates definition. Dictionaries are descriptive, not prescriptive -- this is why words like "muggle" and "xerox" enter our dictionaries.

      Even so, this doesn't give everyone license to be Humpty Dumpties that use words any way we see fit -- we should try our best to communicate in ways that other people understand.

      I was describing the common use of the word "faith" in the Christian cultural parlance that I am familiar with, while recognizing the use of the word in a "secular" cultural context.

      The intent of the post was not to argue for the validity of either definition -- the intent of my post was to seek a common ground for communication between the two cultures, so that we could accurately and effectively communicate ideas.

      As another possible source of misunderstanding, you may also be mixing me up with other people who have posted in this thread.

      Regardless, your hostility is puzzlingly out of place.

    55. Re:Sooner than that... by AshtangiMan · · Score: 1

      Yes, I realized that my head was up my ass as soon as I hit submit. In essence I was responding to another post, but had misread yours.

    56. Re:Sooner than that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but you still need to have faith that it your specific plane will be fine and that the pilot is good
      WTF? When I go on board of a plane, I do not know if captain's name is John or Jack, if he is better or worse than an average pilot and the last thing I need is a FAITH in his competence. What I need is properly working system that ASSURES that all (99.9..%) the pilots - including average and BAD ones - are still properly trained and professionals, the plane is inspected to be in good condition etc.. By average pilot, I mean average among the pilots, not among the populaion: the character of the job demands also proper selection system for specific skils.
      No, the faith is the last thing I need when going onboard a plane.

    57. Re:Sooner than that... by I'm+not+really+here · · Score: 1

      No problem... just wanted to make sure I wasn't missing something (like a logical fallacy) in my argument. :-)

      We all have our days!

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    58. Re:Sooner than that... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Luther, amongst many others, pointed to the papal system as the antichrist (literally meaning "in the stead of Christ").

      Initially read as the Paypal system. The sad part about it is the fact that it still made perfect sense....

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    59. Re:Sooner than that... by Bakkster · · Score: 1

      If I'm 'pushing' it, I'm sorry. I only wanted to dispute that "making sense" and "faith" were mutually exclusive terms.

      Of course, this is /. so everything went way off topic and took every tiny piece of the conversation off on its own tangent. Didn't mean to get into this type of tangent here, it's obviously not the best format for a reasonable discussion.

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    60. Re:Sooner than that... by Steffan · · Score: 1

      Luther, amongst many others, pointed to the PayPal system as the antichrist (literally meaning "in the stead of Christ").

      FTFY

    61. Re:Sooner than that... by operagost · · Score: 1

      Quantum mechanics has no relation to faith. We might not have a common sense tailored for quantum mechanics but we have 100 years of experiments and successful test cases that show that quantum mechanics is accurate.

      Did you personally perform these tests? Or read about them in a book?

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    62. Re:Sooner than that... by kyz · · Score: 1

      Being science, QM can be proven, whereas religion, by its very nature, cannot.

      No, Quantum Mechanics (and all other good science) can be disproven. Religion cannot.

      Ironically, that's why science provides progress where religion provides none; by showing people irrefutably their ideas are wrong, they can stop wasting time dwelling on them, and move on to new ideas. Thanks to that, we have spaceships, internets and lasers.

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    63. Re:Sooner than that... by operagost · · Score: 1
      Rev 13:16 "He also forced everyone, small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on his right hand or on his forehead, so that no one could buy or sell unless he had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of his name."

      The "mark" and the universal currency go together.

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    64. Re:Sooner than that... by SupremoMan · · Score: 1

      I carry my mark of the beast in my wallet. It's 16 digits long.

    65. Re:Sooner than that... by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Don't kid yourself.

      You're trying to redefine faith.

      That is simple Newspeak. End of discussion.

      Find a better dictionary perhaps. However pulling definitions out of your nether regions is simply bogus.

      It's also contrary to the idea of "moral virtue".

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    66. Re:Sooner than that... by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      There is no such thing as 100% proof or certainty.

      If you can't handle that, go back to church and pray some more.

      Trusting that a corporation will strive to at the very least safeguard
      a 200 million dollar hunk of metal requires no faith. It just requires
      a minimal amount of intelligence.

      Just use that brain that happens to be in your head.

      Peddle your anti-intellectual nonsense some place else.

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    67. Re:Sooner than that... by HanClinto · · Score: 1

      Don't kid yourself.

      You're trying to redefine faith.

      That is simple Newspeak.

      I wrote: "I don't really care what word we use, so much as I would like to communicate ideas."

      It would appear that we aren't communicating. Either I'm not writing clearly, or you're not bothering to read what I wrote.

      Find a better dictionary perhaps. However pulling definitions out of your nether regions is simply bogus.

      I referenced MW, and I'm pretty sure I don't keep one of those parked anywhere in my person. :)

      Maybe Maxume was right about nerd rage -- though it would be funnier if it weren't also so sad. :)

      End of discussion.

      Well said!

    68. Re:Sooner than that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, for... Look, I went and dug up the original Mayan developer's notes on their calendar, and found this:

      --- Note for future developers ---

      Tehultipec refused us funding for another season, and we cannot continue development of the calendar. Currently, it ends in 2012, so we should make a note that sometime before the calendar runs out of days, a new spec will have to be drawn up and implemented.

      The suits upstairs keep threatening to sacrifice me to the Sun if I bring it up again, but jeez, this issue isn't going to go away. People are going to get used to using this calendar, and they'll forget to re-start development! Who knows if anyone in 2012 will still know how to design our calendars? The whole development staff will be retired (and in the spirit world) by then. What will we do, bring them out of retirement as consultants?

      Then there is the issue of what those weird white people will think of all this. I don't want them thinking we're crappy calendar makers... They might use this as an excuse to get everyone to switch to their Julian calendar. "Hey," they'll say, "Ours goes past 2012!" How can we compete on features if our calendar runs out of days all of a sudden?

      This whole situation is unprofessional. I'm telling you, this is going to cause some kind of big, embarrassing misunderstanding one day.

      --- End note ---

    69. Re:Sooner than that... by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1

      It's not that any of this stuff is universal in the Christian faith, but it tends to be nearly universal amongst those Christians who are convinced that the world is going to end any day now. Exceptions exist, YMMV, etc, but most of the real "apocalypse watchers" also tend to be the type of Christian to believe in literal anti-Christs, Marks, and the Rapture.

      Yes, that's the real problem and it seems to be especially prevalent in the US where you have a lot of loud fundie nutjobs. World War I was supposed to be the end of the world. Hell, there was even a battle at Armegeddon! But, the world did not end. Then, Hitler was supposed to be the Anti-Christ. Then, there it was the Soviet Union. Some fundies (who were virulently anti-Catholic then) pointed to Pope John Paul II as the Anti-Christ since he survived an assassin's bullet ("He exercised all the authority of the first beast on his behalf, and made the earth and its inhabitants worship the first beast, whose fatal wound had been healed. And he performed great and miraculous signs, even causing fire to come down from heaven to earth in full view of men. Because of the signs he was given power to do on behalf of the first beast, he deceived the inhabitants of the earth. He ordered them to set up an image in honor of the beast who was wounded by the sword and yet lived." - Revelations 13:12-14).

      People really just need to get a grip. These fundies are almost orgasmic at the possibility of seeing the end of the world.

    70. Re:Sooner than that... by Bakkster · · Score: 1

      There is no such thing as 100% proof or certainty.

      Isn't that what I just said? Nothing's certain, so your most certain things require minimal faith, while incertain things require significant faith.

      Trusting that a corporation will strive to at the very least safeguard a 200 million dollar hunk of metal requires no faith. It just requires a minimal amount of intelligence.

      Just use that brain that happens to be in your head.

      I don't think we're communicating on the same level on this analogy. I give up.

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    71. Re:Sooner than that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bulllllllllllllllllllllshhhhhhhiiiiiiiiit.

      You don't take air travel on faith. You look at the pattern of previous events regarding the construction of the airplanes and the training and ability of the pilot to gauge overall risk. Then, based on the fact that injuries and death on airlines are so rare compared to overall use you gamble that you will not be in the unlucky %. It's risk vs cost, just like everything else in REALITY.

      Religion does not make sense. You are full of shit.

    72. Re:Sooner than that... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      I often ask proponents of the Rapture doctrine: what makes you better than the millions of early christians that where rounded up and fed to lions and burnt at stakes - why should you avoid persecution by being raptured, and they not?

      That's a fair question. God doesn't always supernaturally deliver believers from persecution (which is certainly foretold of the end times), however, he does appear to supernaturally deliver them on the rare instances when he metes out supernatural judgment against non-believers' sin; e.g. the great flood & Sodom & Gomorrah. I personally expect a rapture before the judgments from Revelation are carried out, but I don't leap to the conclusion that there won't be increasing persecution in the time up to the rapture.

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    73. Re:Sooner than that... by tcolberg · · Score: 1

      More like: "Quick, get your hedonism out of the way before the kill-joy shows up!"

    74. Re:Sooner than that... by tcolberg · · Score: 1

      Thank goodness. I'd have a much bleaker outlook for our species if the rest of the world thought like us brainless Americans.

    75. Re:Sooner than that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Mark of the Beast and the single currency are really part of the same idea that, when the Antichrist arrives, he would make it so that anyone not having his mark will be unable to buy or sell goods, or otherwise take part in society.

      Many people make a point of comparing the modern credit card system to the Mark of the Beast. So, "The Beast" is sometimes equated with the banking industry.

      The biblical ban on usury, which bankers use to such great effect in acquiring their wealth and power, also recommends them as a symbolic Antichrist.

      Classic liberals (i.e. people who concerned about personal freedom), find the impending cashless society alarming, because it enables the ruling class, using banks, credit card companies, and other financial institutions, to wield undue power over the people.

    76. Re:Sooner than that... by codeButcher · · Score: 1

      No. Besides that text mentioning nothing about currency at all, people are hoodwinked by the whole microchip-implant story, which succeeded the Credit Card (VISA adding up to 666) story, which succeeded the UPC barcode story. (By which I don't claim there is or is no danger in any of those.)

      There was a time, not so many hundreds of years ago, when no one who did not toe the church's party line was permitted to participate in commerce. You need 2 parties for buying and selling, and if the one is under church control and scared for his life, there is no commerce.

      There is a school of thought (which seems quite convincing to me) that the book of Revelation concerns the whole time span from when it was written up to the end. If that's the case, many of the prophesies have already been fulfilled, which can of course be demonstrated by anyone having a good grasp on history (which unfortunately is not joe average of today).

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    77. Re:Sooner than that... by rantingkitten · · Score: 1

      But isn't faith defined by the absence of any actual evidence? If it could be repeated, or demonstrated, or falsified, then it wouldn't be "faith", it would be "science" or at least "observation". While I may not know that the specific airplane I'm boarding is mechanically sound, it's hardly a leap of faith -- I've been on airplanes many times, and know that many millions before me have been on many thousands of them. So I can extrapolate that if this airplane was designed with the proper understanding of the mechanics involved, and has been soundly maintained, and the pilot is about as competent as any other of the thousands of pilots who are also flying, then the plane is safe.

      While I personally do not interview the pilot or mechanics nor inspect the plane before boarding, I think the difference is that I could, in principle, do this. The reason I don't bother is not because I have "faith" in the plane and pilot, but because it's just too impractical -- however, the option is there for anyone sufficiently motivated.

      Is that "faith"? I say no.

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    78. Re:Sooner than that... by Starcub · · Score: 1

      Luther, amongst many others, pointed to the papal system as the antichrist (literally meaning "in the stead of Christ").

      And thus could be considered as one of the founding fathers of protestantism. The 'doctrine' of the apocalypse is not a Catholic teaching, and misconceptions regarding Revelation are just as common today as they were in the time of the early church through to Luther, Calvin, and any number of churches that branched away from the Catholic church starting at about 500 years ago (about the time the bible started to be circulated in print). Until that time, the Christian church was largely one: the Roman Catholic church; the Eastern Orthodox church was the result of a split between the bishops about 500 years after Christ, but from then to about 1500AD, they were the only other recognized Christian church in existance.

      Mark of the beast (on the right hand and forehead) is interpreted to symbolise a certain way of thinking and acting - indoctrination that salvation is attained through "the church" and not through Christ, with all the accompanying abuses of power.

      Not exactly. Christ did establish a Church, just not a walled church. More generally speaking, the mark of the beast is a reference to sin. Anyone who accepts sin, can be called an anti-Christ. Usually, you will find them in churches, professing Christ (though quite poorly). Though sometimes, you find them in discussion forums and comboxes too.

      Persecution of christians under the Roman empire pales in comparison to persecution under the Roman church.

      Are you referring to the persectution faced by members of the Catholic church in nations with repressive rulers and secular governments? The US isn't that bad, not yet at least. In such cases however, with regard to persecution of religious persons, Christian churches in general tend to be persecuted just as much as those in the Catholic church. Note that I'm Catholic, so I'm not trying to imply that Catholic's are not Christians.

      Single currency? Not sure, never heard of that one.

      You probably haven't. It is most like most misunderstood as a goal along the lines of "novus ordo seculorum". That's not saying that it won't happen... indeed, satan has a history of attempting to pervert the understanding of Revelation through secular organizations as well as established churches; a history that extends back to the beginings of the Church, in the Roman empire.

    79. Re:Sooner than that... by jafac · · Score: 1

      The Rapture myth has no basis in scripture.

      There's a passage in Genesis or Exodus somewhere that says God will take his wrath out on sinners for 10,000 generations of their descendants. 10,000 generations, times approx 20 years per generation = 200,000 years. MINIMUM. Exodus was something like 5000 or so years ago. If you're waiting for the End Times, you're going to need a bigger calendar.

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    80. Re:Sooner than that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because you're an anti-Catholic bigot doesn't mean you're not wrong.

    81. Re:Sooner than that... by pjabardo · · Score: 1

      I personally did not though I did a few in physics lab. But I do know several people who have done a few. I can also see the astounding rate of development of all sorts of devices that can only be possible with a sound theoretical basis and the only one that I know of is quantum mechanics.

      But that was not my point. My point is that we have mechanisms in society that deal with these things and try to sort out what is true, what is plausible and what is phony. It doesn't work perfectly but it is pretty good and if the claims are not too over the top I usually trust them. I couldn't possibly test and verify everything out there, not even 0.01% but there is a system that is fairly reliable and there is ample evidence of that - the scientific method.

      Now if a random guy comes to me and says that he built a perpetual motion machine I would be *very* skeptical.

    82. Re:Sooner than that... by owlstead · · Score: 1

      "I'm not shocked and surprised when a plane crashes though."

      You would if you were in it I suppose.

    83. Re:Sooner than that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reading the link, it sounds more like a halucination from a serious blow to the head to me.

    84. Re:Sooner than that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...but you still need to have faith that it your specific plane will be fine and that the pilot is good.

      I don't have faith in air travel. I make a judgement, on the basis of the evidence available to me, that the plane will probably be fine, and that the risk is acceptably small. If I receive new evidence that contradicts this - say, if I see on the tarmac that the plane's wings have big ragged holes in them - then I will reevaluate my position.

      If I had faith, this evidence would be irrelevant.

    85. Re:Sooner than that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but you still need to have faith that it your specific plane will be fine and that the pilot is good

      No. No I do not. I can look at a historical analysis and go with "I should be fine". "Faith" has nothing to do with it.

      If I want to be "safer" - I can take a train. OR opt to not go and avoid the anal probes of "security" and be even safer from traveling accidents by not traveling.

    86. Re:Sooner than that... by chefren · · Score: 1

      But one spot is still free isn't it? It could be you!

    87. Re:Sooner than that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 these things are certainly not universal christian doctrines.

      Instead I'll give you some examples of things that have happened (also not very universal but how many religions nowadays match up with what the bible says?).

      Ezek 37 - return of Jews to Israel. Prior to 1948 Israel wasn't even on the world map. It was non-existent after AD70 right through to 1948. Yet the Bible said it would happen. A believer who was lived in the late 1800's predicted it based on his knowledge of the bible. The KJV was translated into english in 1611.

      Persecution of christians? um, during the dark ages, people were burned at the stake for reading the bible. Guess which church was behind it? (see parent post)

      Wanna know whats coming? First, you'll keep hearing about peace in the middle east - not that there will be peace, but that it will continue to be a hot topic - Then keep an eye on Russia and the EU. Compare with Ezek 38. There are 2 distinct sides forming - and you can read exactly what countries are on what side in Ezek 38. This stuff was written before these countries even knew about each other. some countries have been enemies for a long time, others have changed their alliance in more recent times. There will be a major war, and Israel will be affected. When you see Russia and Israel in conflict, then you will know the Bible is inspired. It has been written there since well before 0AD, even translated into english since 1611, and now its 2009 and things are now starting to take shape. Just 10 years ago no one believed Russia could be a world power, look at them now... We've been saying the same message for over 150 years.

      Still, its all fancy to predict the future, but the Bible is much more than some crystal ball. It offers hope. To believe that life just happened by chance requires more faith than I have. I see the brilliant design in the earth around me and I look for the designer. The earth is too perfect to happen by chance. There has to be a mastermind behind it all. There are too many coincidental things in life. Believe what you will, but know that either way you need faith.

    88. Re:Sooner than that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Luther, amongst many others, pointed to the paypal system as the antichrist (literally meaning "in the stead of Christ").

      Damn straight. Luther was a man way ahead of his time.

    89. Re:Sooner than that... by operagost · · Score: 1

      A "random guy" didn't just type up the Bible and hand me a copy; it was transmitted with unique precision over thousands of years in tens of thousands of extant MS. That was my point.

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    90. Re:Sooner than that... by pjabardo · · Score: 1

      Precision in the bible??? Are you insane? Much of the bible was written long after the death of Jesus. Flagrant inconsistencies are everywhere and if I met someone who sincerely believes the old testament and tries to follow its precepts I would certainly flee in terror. I really don't feel like being butchered/beaten/enslaved/tortured soon.

  28. Geez. by S-100 · · Score: 1

    Just as people from a few thousand years ago couldn't imagine the world we have today, it's just as silly for us to write off a habitable earth. We have small communities living now in far more inhospitable places: Antarctica, ocean bottoms and LEO. Who's to say what technological capabilities we will have in thousands more years? Perhaps a satellite orbiting the Sun that eclipses enough solar radiation to keep temperatures under control. Or nanoparticles added to the atmosphere for the same effect. Or a future propulsion system that can simply change the orbit of the Earth over thousands of years to correct for increased solar emissions. Or a way to affect the nuclear reaction inside the Sun itself. In 500,000 years, that may be child's play.

  29. Re:This just in from the IPCC by polar+red · · Score: 3, Informative

    troll, I'll take your bait. The IPCC doesn't advise paying more taxes, but using our resources better : more insulation, more energy-efficiency ... which leads to : you needing to buy less energy. see for example : http://www.naima.org/pages/about/releases/2001/ase.html

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  30. Earth's Period of Habitability Is Nearly Over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the period life has been around, the Sun became a lot warmer, by 30 percent or so? The average temperatures have remained the same, since life works as a thermostat. So take it with a pinch of salt.

  31. HALF A BILLION YEARS by MosesJones · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They aren't saying we've "only" got 500,000 years they are saying that we've only got 500,000,000 years. Given that mankind in its present form have only been around for 100-50,000 years and that we've only had civilisations for around 10,000 years then even 500,000 years is a mind bogglingly staggering amount of time.

    Sure we could do propulsion systems, space drives, kill ourselves directly, die from a meteor strike or new virus. What these people are saying is that in 500,000,000 years or more that the earth as it currently stands won't be a great place to live. This doesn't mean panic. It doesn't mean say "who are they to say we aren't going to have technology to fix this problem" its a piece of science that helps us understand more about our planet and solar system and the potential for life elsewhere in the universe.

    Half a billion years ago was the Cambrian explosion when life really got going on this planet. So the odds on humans existing in our present form is pretty much zero given the amount of evolution that has happened in the previous 500 million years.

    Clever technology is one thing, but half a billion years is another. Evolution works wonders on those sorts of timescales.

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    1. Re:HALF A BILLION YEARS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In half a billion years, we probably won't even be using puny flesh and blood bodies. Even if we are, natural selection will most likely have long ceased to be the dominant factor controlling our evolution.

    2. Re:HALF A BILLION YEARS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who're you calling a civilization?

    3. Re:HALF A BILLION YEARS by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      >It doesn't mean say "who are they to say we aren't going to have technology to fix this problem"
      I think it does bring up the question though, who are we to think we should still be present in 500 million years, God may have had other plans for us (mankind) by then...

    4. Re:HALF A BILLION YEARS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Evolution works wonders on those sorts of timescales.

      Hell, we could evolve spacefins and warp organs by that point.

      We'll propel OURSELVES through the cosmos!

      My captcha was fruition, which I feel is appropriate.

    5. Re:HALF A BILLION YEARS by garompeta · · Score: 1

      It is funny how evolution allows the existence of gay people, and it is also interesting that this behavior is not only human. Also I am very amused seeing so many people "coming out of the closet" in these days. If the trend keeps up for the next 500,000 years we will extinct ourselves from lack of reproduction. Either that or cloning will be a very successful business.

    6. Re:HALF A BILLION YEARS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [..]we've only had civilisations[...]

      OK, when did we finally get civilized??? I thought we were still killing each other, and all other lifeforms on the planet, and the planet itself, just to increase our profit margin??? Does that sound civilized to you???? It surely doesn't sound very intelligent...maybe that is why no alien civilization has contacted us yet...no intelligent life form found here, move along, move along...

    7. Re:HALF A BILLION YEARS by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'd that that, given the current rate of technological growth and 500 million years to work on this, if we're still around, can't either fix the situation, and are unable to pick up and leave, then I'll eat my hat.

      Of course, I feel very comfortable saying that, because in the off chance that I live long enough to see it happen, then I won't live any longer (because we'll all be dead) and so I won't have time to feel stupid.

    8. Re:HALF A BILLION YEARS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you do realize there's a big difference between "world will become too hot for liquid water" and the earth getting too hot for human (and most other except extremophile) life? In than 350 million years it will be impossible for creatures like us to live on earth, averaeg temperature will be well over 60 degrees C. not new news, we really are at the tail end of life as we know it on earth.

    9. Re:HALF A BILLION YEARS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure we could do propulsion systems, space drives, kill ourselves directly, die from a meteor strike

      well, we're 75% done

    10. Re:HALF A BILLION YEARS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These guys are genius' they get to go to fun places like Rio to spout off crap that everyone a. suspects b. can't do anything about c. doesn't really mean a whole lot.

      Wow, if only I could get that job.

    11. Re:HALF A BILLION YEARS by steelfood · · Score: 1

      No, they're saying the Earth in .5 billion years won't be a good place for life as we currently know it to live. There's still another 2 billion years after that before the Earth really becomes uninhabitable.

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    12. Re:HALF A BILLION YEARS by tehdaemon · · Score: 1

      No more reproduction in 500,000 years? That's not a problem. If my 4 month old niece keeps growing as fast as she is now, there won't be any room on this planet for anyone else by then anyway.

      T

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    13. Re:HALF A BILLION YEARS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yes, not to forget that the Earth is likely to be hit by ~80 or so space rocks of the kind that wiped out the dinosaurs during half a million years!

      Even though, my (anonymous) prediction is:

      Today: "Half a billion years! We've got plenty of time!"
      In 100 million years: "400 million years! We've got plenty of time!"
      In 200 million years: "300 million years! We've got plenty of time!"
      In 300 million years: "200 million years! We've got plenty of time!"
      In 400 million years: "100 million years! We've got plenty of time!"
      In 500 million years: "Didn't see this one coming!"

  32. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by inamorty · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wooosh.*

    *Not the sound of the atmosphere evaporating.

  33. Apologies to Rummy... by soboroff · · Score: 1

    You go to evolution with the planet you have, not the planet you wish you had.

  34. Stanislaw Lem's tales by cowboy76Spain · · Score: 1

    "that the Sun may not be the ideal kind of star to nurture life, and that the Earth may not be the ideal size."


    Reminds me of Lem tales; especially the Ijon Tichy series. In some stories the Earth is considered incapable of producing life by aliens that proceed to explain that life was brought by other aliens. In others they just say that, as the Earth is so different to their own worlds, it is incapable of creating life as they know it, and even when the human protagonist tells he is from Earth the aliens do not change their mind. Sort of a parody of movies and books talking only about "green men" and likewise, and lacking imagination when thinking about other lifeforms

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    1. Re:Stanislaw Lem's tales by mcgrew · · Score: 1
  35. Ultraviolet and X rays bad? Maybe not by Viol8 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They talk about drawrf stars being better because of the lower amount of high energy EM coming off them (as well as they're longer life). But I wonder if they've stopped to consider that perhaps high energies were required to kick start life as we know it. If the early earth had just been an ocean of soup sitting under a benign, dull, low power star radiating mostly in the IR part of the spectrum its possible that chemically nothing very exciting would have ever happened.

    1. Re:Ultraviolet and X rays bad? Maybe not by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 1
      This is a good point. I don't think there is much of a role for UV light once evolution gets started. As far as the start of life itself, I think we just don't have a good model for how it happened. I don't doubt that UV light had a role to play on Earth, but maybe it's not necessary - who knows!

      But one interesting thing from the article that made me think: Life on Earth basically got going right away - as soon as the oceans formed. But then it took evolution 4 billion years to produce a civilization, on a planet that's set to self-sterilize 4.5 billion years after its formation. That means we made it "just in time" - which is especially impressive since for most of life's history, the most complex organisms on Earth were single cells. By the time multi-cellular lifeforms like sponges formed, the habitable era of our planet was already three-quarters done. That really makes me think that complex life may be quite rare after all.

  36. Time to bump up the Life Assurance by MosesJones · · Score: 1

    Ha... I've just massively increased my life assurance as the dumb insurance company didn't know about this report so haven't upped the premiums at all.

    Man in 500,000,000 years time my kids are going to be RICH!

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  37. Gee..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd better hurry up and learn how to talk to girls....

  38. somebody by mikerubin · · Score: 1

    has been watching too much Discovery Channel

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  39. Stars are dangerous! by AceJohnny · · Score: 1

    Funny, the Sun being unsuitable for life is one of the ideas behind Passages in the Void, a series of SF short-stories about (among other things) living long-term.

    In the long term, living around a star that will eventually gobble up your planet isn't a good idea. Better go make a home in the interstellar (or better, intergalactic) void where chances of stray asteroids or supernovas are much smaller.

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  40. On a serious note by ShooterNeo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If true, our existence is quite incredible. Life on earth is thought to have taken between 2 and 3 billion years to evolve to the current biosphere extant today. Obviously, that means it took the process of evolution all this time to design creatures as complex as humans, as well as the other sophisticated life on this planet.

    More than likely, humans will develop technology that will allow humans (or more likely, human creations) to spread beyond this star to the broader universe beyond. Yet, had evolution been a mere billion years too slow, or had random accidents meant that intelligent life was never evolved, then this would have never happened.

    1. Re:On a serious note by dreamer.redeemer · · Score: 1

      Life's emergence from random molecular tidbits made of atoms which were forged in the center of stars, redistributed by supernovae to eventually coalesce into the planet Earth with adequate quantity and diversity for it to not only exist but thrive is beyond incredible, it's simply inconceivable. I'm glad you're realizing how absofuckinglutely amazing life really is though, not enough people do. Maybe if they did, the world could be a more pleasant place filled with people satisfied just to be experiencing this highly improbable thing called life... lol, yeah nevermind.

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    2. Re:On a serious note by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      It would be much more incredible if life was created in a couple of days.

  41. Hurry up before its too late!!! by SGDarkKnight · · Score: 1

    I am now offering a special deal to all slashdot members, send me your credit card number and in just 4,192,391,234.5 payments, you too can be a prime real estate owner in our closest neighbour Alpha Centauri.

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  42. Everyone have to die by rmansuri · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This is something coming up from devil's mind which keep changing every decade...I don't bother with these kind of news as one day everyone have to die.

    1. Re:Everyone have to die by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
      Yeah. Right. Some evil Evil EVIL creature telepathically puts bad ideas in people's heads.

      Just because everyone has to die at some point doesn't mean exploring the limits of and about life are not worth investigating. It's called curiosity and wanting to know more about the world we live in. I know people who believe in imaginary friends (or enemies, for that matter) have a problem with that. To such people I can only say - "too bad. it's not that big a deal."

      RS

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  43. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by zeromorph · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yep, me too. So long, and thanks for all the fish ...

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  44. Rubbish, of course it is. by GrahamCox · · Score: 5, Insightful

    the Sun may not be the ideal kind of star to nurture life, and that the Earth may not be the ideal size

    Since life evolved to suit the conditions, this statement is silly. The Sun and the Earth are perfect for life as it is found in the Sun/Earth system.

    1. Re:Rubbish, of course it is. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      doctor pangloss i presume?

    2. Re:Rubbish, of course it is. by yoshi_mon · · Score: 3, Informative

      ...and that the Earth may not be the ideal size ...

      I think your missing the point that they are making in that of course the Earth was able to develop life given it's sun and size. But that if they were to make the ideal star/planet combo that they would tweak some things to make it perfect. /. car analogy: I can get to work every day in a Yugo. But ideally I'd like to be driven in a stretch limo with strippers and an open bar. In fact, forget driving to work...

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    3. Re:Rubbish, of course it is. by dominious · · Score: 1

      how do you know? PERFECT is a strong word. it is suitable and it works yes, but how do you know there aren't better conditions for life (as we know it)? Like, no threats from outter space, nor the sun blowing up so early in a cosmological timescale etc.

    4. Re:Rubbish, of course it is. by zsau · · Score: 1

      I think the idea is: it might be more likely for life to evolve, and/or life might be safer under different conditions. Obviously the sun/earth isn't perfect for (human) life, because people get skin cancer from exposure to the sun, die of famines caused by not enough/too much rain etc. etc. It's merely sufficient. The difference between an A and a D.

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    5. Re:Rubbish, of course it is. by Twinbee · · Score: 1

      Yes, but life may have suited the conditions *fractionally* more easily if it were a few more thousand miles away or towards the sun. Just because it wouldn't be easily 'noticable', that doesn't that there aren't degrees in it.

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    6. Re:Rubbish, of course it is. by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not neccesarily. The fact that life evolved just means that conditions are good enough. Maybe our solar system/planet is the Windows of the universe; good enough to function but still crap compared to others.

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    7. Re:Rubbish, of course it is. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. These "scientists" should stay off the home-made hooch. That is the only way they can come up junk like this. Science has a basis: research, proof. Too much halucinogenic thumb-sucking the last 150 years, and unfortunately increasing over time. Why, by the year 2000 we'll all be 6'2" and wearing Trekkie suits, and pre-owned transportation tradespersons will be more believable than scientists.

    8. Re:Rubbish, of course it is. by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      I'm going to build my own planet, with blackjack and hookers!

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    9. Re:Rubbish, of course it is. by BlueKitties · · Score: 1

      I understand your sentiments, but you're missing a subtle point. Life involves self replication, over time small variations within the replications give rise to new variants -- more successful variants obviously have more replicas than others, by definition of being more successful.

      Now, for conditions on Earth, we are seeing what is "most successful under these conditions." Now, what we consider "best" is up for debate, but by the usual meaning of the word (stronger, less death, more intelligence, less pain, etc) our system may not be ideal. That is, while our configuration is "most successful" for our system, it may not be "best" (the informal, common language definition of the word.)

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    10. Re:Rubbish, of course it is. by felipekk · · Score: 1

      How could you know it is perfect? Suitable, yes. Perfect? Who knows...

    11. Re:Rubbish, of course it is. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly...

    12. Re:Rubbish, of course it is. by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Well I'm not sure that quite works. It seems like that's a better argument that life as it is found in the Sun/Earth system is the perfect sort of life for that system, but that doesn't mean that it's the perfect system for us. We may thrive better elsewhere.

    13. Re:Rubbish, of course it is. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I read that statement as a form of the anthropic principle. It's not necessarily true that the conditions on Earth are "perfect" for the evolution of life simply because we are here to observe those conditions. There must be some "range" for each important variable (for example, is it necessary for habitable planets to be exactly the same size as earth? Can they be a little smaller? bigger?). There is no reason to believe that we are exactly in the middle of that range.

    14. Re:Rubbish, of course it is. by __aagmrb7289 · · Score: 1

      Are you purposefully misunderstanding the statement? I mean, you had to add words to get the meaning of the statement that you wanted - because that meaning wasn't in the first statement. It doesn't say anything about life found on Earth. It says life, period. It's not a silly statement, when you don't add meaning to the statement that isn't there. Understand?

    15. Re:Rubbish, of course it is. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh lived evolved to survive and thrive under these conditions - it didn't evolve to be perfect under these conditions. There may well be forms of life elsewhere that would actually suit our conditions better, but none-the-less managed to survive well enough in their own situations.

    16. Re:Rubbish, of course it is. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not neccesarily. The fact that life evolved just means that conditions are good enough. Maybe our solar system/planet is the Windows of the universe; good enough to function but still crap compared to others.

      Intriguing theory, and it would explain a lot! For instance, perhaps their are other intelligent species in our galaxy, they just won't communicate with us because they are Apple snob analogs. Furthermore, Linux user analogs may have tried to contact us in the past, but their esoteric messages were not recongized, "RTFM noob!" indeed. Some day we may even find evidence of an inconceivably ancient race which promoted the development of intelligent life across the galaxy, the Unix Progenitors!:)

    17. Re:Rubbish, of course it is. by GrahamCox · · Score: 1

      I'd be interested to know what other life you're generalising to, since as far as I know, Earth life is all we've had to study so far.

    18. Re:Rubbish, of course it is. by __aagmrb7289 · · Score: 1

      I'd like to know why it matters in the context of the statement? Seriously, this is your defense? We don't KNOW of life outside of Earth, so clearly they meant life on Earth? Seriously? That's know as sophistry. Look it up. It's really, truly, difficult to believe that you honestly thought that was the case.

  45. Its not a problem.... by jozmala · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Lets put it this way, by that time, technology has advanced a lot. And we probably have colonized rest of the planet system.
    You can put a huge mirror slightly closer to sun than lagrange point (to compensate by gravity the idea of having huge solar sail) Then target that somewhere where extra solar radiation would be useful, outside of earth. Perhaps even, targeting small portion if to its shadow on earth, so that the darkness wouldn't come to its shadow in day light, but simply day being less bright. Anyway There are thousands of different ways of doing that thing. Only thing that could prevent us surviving this would be some other catastrophe for instance a nuclear war, that takes all the options of making such things impossible. By the time its a problem IF modern human civilization is still around then we can pretty much block it, and probably with better method than could be imagine from current technology. With modern technology we COULD make a sun screen should we pool earths resources to that project so that it would be finished within 100 years.

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    1. Re:Its not a problem.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Just give it to Congress. It will take them that long to vote on it

    2. Re:Its not a problem.... by oldpond · · Score: 1

      Rayban already has the patent.

  46. What about Pluto? by jmac_the_man · · Score: 1

    This is the same group that changed the definition of planet to exclude Pluto. A bunch of them seem unhappy with how they went about it so will they fix it?
    Leave the doom and gloom predictions for the experts (bums on the sidewalk) and deal with issues that matter, please.

  47. Attempt no landing there. by Sumbius · · Score: 1

    Well when the time comes we can still attempt landing on Europa, right?

  48. What better... by jeff_epstein · · Score: 1

    What better excuse could there be, for us humans to do WHATEVER it is that we want to do.

    Who cares about the whales... They'll be boiled and ready to eat in two billion years anyway.

    Use less oil? What? Like the sun isn't going to do that greenhouse thing anyway??? Hummer XXXXXXX9^squared here I come!

    Everyone start living your hedonistic bucket list. Quick!

    Sheesh.

  49. Oh no! The end is just around the corner... by adosch · · Score: 1

    Someone remind me of this article on my 2 billionth birthday... then I'll be sure to have dug a hole, strapped on my uber thick 'Hancock' shades and living off of kitten jerky and my own urine by then.

  50. Tech Solutions by rally2xs · · Score: 1

    There's probably a lot of ways to deal with this technologically.

    We'll likely have the ability to gently accelerate earth into an orbit farther from the sun over hundreds of years. We might grab the moon from its orbit and stick it in the L1 Lagrange point and shade ourselves. I read of a group of physicists a couple years ago that believe that by using powerful magnetic fields, they can slip into different dimensions where the laws of physics are different and the speed of light is much faster, and thus enable the building of a warp drive. Eventually, something is going to answer this problem, if we persist, and don't blow each other up first.

    Of course, if N. Korea develops the bomb and orbital capability, and manages to explode it abt. 250 miles over the center of the USA, it'll kill 90% of us in less than a year, and the US Air Force and the US Navy will in the meantime turn North Korea into a border-to-border, glass-paved, self-lighting parking lot. Will that trigger further thermonuclear activity, nuclear winter, worldwide radiation sickness, etc? As one of the probable dead, I won't care, but getting to the 500,000,000 year mark where the sun becomes a problem is problematic itself, at best.

    1. Re:Tech Solutions by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      That's your technological solution?

      The best technological solution is to break up the sun into non-fusing lumps, and then use the remaining hydrogen to power an artificial sun.

      There's enough hydrogen in there to outlast the end of the universe.

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    2. Re:Tech Solutions by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 1

      That 90% figure is complete crap. Kennedy's administration did this sort of thing and not many people died from it. Estimates vary between zero and double digits of individuals. (They were testing how nuke explosions in space interfere with radio communication. Answer: A lot.)

      As far as accelerating the Earth, that's not gonna happen. Why not instead place a big spinning net at the liberation point and vary the thickness of the weave so that in its shade, we're always getting the optimal amount of solar energy? A fringe benefit of this: It would be a great place to attach photovoltaic cells!

  51. Are these...? by oldhack · · Score: 1

    Are these the same clowns that made the Pluto demotion fuss?

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    1. Re:Are these...? by Sailor+Coruscant · · Score: 1

      That would be the mass media. The astronomers just came up with a definition that would make their work easier to describe and categorise.

  52. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Screw you guys... I'm going home.

  53. Possible answer to the Fermi paradox by damburger · · Score: 4, Interesting

    From TFA:

    âoeThe Sun does not seem like the perfect star for a system where life might arise. Although it is hard to argue with the Sunâ(TM)s âsuccessâ(TM) as it so far is the only star known to host a planet with life, our studies indicate that the ideal stars to support planets suitable for life for tens of billions of years may be a smaller slower burning âorange dwarfâ(TM) with a longer lifetime than the Sun â about 20-40 billion years. These stars, also called K stars, are stable stars with a habitable zone that remains in the same place for tens of billions of years. They are 10 times more numerous than the Sun, and may provide the best potential habitat for life in the long runâ. He continues: âoeOn the more speculative side we have also found indications that planets like Earth are also not necessarily the best suited for life to thrive. Planets two to three times more massive than the Earth, with a higher gravity, can retain the atmosphere better. They may have a larger liquid iron core giving a stronger magnetic field that protects against the early onslaught of cosmic rays. Furthermore, a larger planet cools more slowly and maintains its magnetic protection. This kind of planet may be more likely to harbour life. I would not trade though â you canâ(TM)t argue with successâ.

    Maybe nobody has visited us because, from interstellar distances, Earth doesn't look like a place that could harbour life?

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    1. Re:Possible answer to the Fermi paradox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe planets with life have insurmountable gravity wells.

    2. Re:Possible answer to the Fermi paradox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe nobody has visited us because, from interstellar distances, Earth doesn't look like a place that could harbour life?

      I prefer the thesis that we have been visited and have been put in quarantine to avoid infecting the galaxy with this bizarre "religion" thing.

    3. Re:Possible answer to the Fermi paradox by damburger · · Score: 1

      I prefer the thesis that we have been visited and have been put in quarantine to avoid infecting the galaxy with this bizarre "religion" thing.

      Wouldn't it be really ironic though, if Jesus had been some kind of alien emissary to test us out for contact. "OK, I'm going to go there, spread a message of peace and love, not make any direct claims to being supernatural, and see how they handle it"

      2000 years later: "Oh shitting hell"

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    4. Re:Possible answer to the Fermi paradox by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 1

      No, it should be obvious to anyone with a century's experience of orbit-based astronomy that the Earth has life. You could not possibly get an atmosphere with this much oxygen without a biological process. Gathering spectra from planets like ours should be a piece of cake for aliens. Even we might be able to do such a thing soon!

  54. So we have some time then? by DJRumpy · · Score: 1

    n/t

  55. Meaning we now have a deadline... by Max+Romantschuk · · Score: 1

    ...to evolve into a Class III civillization.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kardashev_scale

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  56. Re:This just in from the IPCC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't let your talent for ignoring facts go to waste. A bright future as a pro-IPCC climatologist must surely await?

  57. We don't know... by jmoo · · Score: 1

    Since we have yet to find life elsewhere we still don't know what conditions are needed for it to successfully rise on a planet. It could be argued that the sun is a better star for life as it's habitable zone around it is larger than a K class star and has a better chance at having a planet in it. Likewise the earth could be the right size as a larger planet magnetic field is stronger and doesn't allow enough cosmic rays in to generate mutations in DNA to kick off evolution.

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  58. Slow news day on slashdot... by vorlich · · Score: 1

    ...end of the world predicted for umpteenth time.
    In other news Flintoff is declared fit for the Ashes.
    Quick, Homer. Change it!
    Now where did I put my End Of Days Bag?

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  59. Who knows? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe Duke Nukem Forever will be finished by then.

  60. Re:This just in from the IPCC by polar+red · · Score: 1

    'more taxes' != 'other taxes'

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  61. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Nuclear fusion is the energy source of the future. Has been for the past 50 years or so, probably will be for at least as long.

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  62. Screw You Guys.... by rhook · · Score: 1

    ....I'm going home.

  63. No way... by sanosuke001 · · Score: 1

    There is no way we'll survive 500 million years the way we are now. I'd give us 500. We still fight needlessly, we still destroy our own environment, we still have people that view science as a waste of time, we still waste natural resources, etc etc.

    Even if we do survive, wouldn't this change in luminosity and radiation be gradual? Who's to say life wouldn't adapt? Habitability is only known for the past. We have no idea what life will do in the future. What happens might be great for developing life forms in a half a billion years; never mind technological advancements that we might make to help us along.

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  64. Duke Nukem... by malchus6 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do you think this gives them enough time to get it out???

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    1. Re:Duke Nukem... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Maybe they'll change the name to Duke Nova for the occasion.

  65. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

    We don't need free energy... we'll have enough to boil away the oceans...

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  66. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've been laughing my ass off about a friend telling me he bought a house in Italy. Italy! That idiot! In less than half a million years Africa will be all over Italy!

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  67. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Paltin · · Score: 1

    And to think, you just have 10^2 times the length of human civilization to figure out a solution!.

    Don't rush, i'll be waiting patiently....

  68. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by dominious · · Score: 1

    Um...where do you plan to go? If you have found a better place let us know!

  69. Obama, like Paul Atreides, will still be ruler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in 500,000 years. Never let a good crisis go to waste. He will have solved this problem 300,000 years before we really need to worry about it. Like Paul Atreides, he will assume a giant wormlike body and will flop onto all who oppose them, smashing their puny flesh.

    1. Re:Obama, like Paul Atreides, will still be ruler by jeffasselin · · Score: 1

      Leto, not Paul became the God-Emperor.

      Yes, I'm a Dune geek.

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    2. Re:Obama, like Paul Atreides, will still be ruler by thebheffect · · Score: 1

      About to outnerd you, but it was Paul's son Leto II who turned into the worm. Paul was the blind Prophet who got knifed by his sister's guards.

  70. Sun's project manager eager to get to deadlines... by happy_place · · Score: 1

    That's one big Gantt Chart. Some people just have to have a schedule for everything. Hopefully the sun is as good at keeping its deadlines as anyone... Wouldn't mind a couple extra billion years of schedule slip...

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  71. Yeah, right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We can't predict the weather past 10 days, so predicting it 2 billion years out is totally believable.

  72. Mod Parent Up by Dr.Merkwurdigeliebe · · Score: 1

    That's fucking hilarious!

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  73. WEREALLGONNADIE!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NOSHITSHERLOCK!!

  74. global warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tell me one more time: Why are we worried about global warming?

    1. Re:global warming by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      Tell me one more time: Why are we worried about global warming?

      Because it'll be a problem in just a handful of decades, not a few millions of them.

  75. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
    And to think, you just have 10^2 times the length of human civilization to figure out a solution!.

    10^5, actually. The apocalypse is 500 million years in the future, not just 500,000.

  76. one would hope by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    that we could actually begin to care about the problems you elucidate, much as we have marginalized other seemingly intractable problems like slavery and basic sanitation. we could then voyage to the stars, with this newfound emphasis on living within our constraints. but to get to that better form of civilization, we have to surmount a lot of ingrained stupidity, not the least of which is yours, where you have

    1. already declared the problems insurmountable. really? we can't solve these problems?
    2. already declared us of deserving of extinction. really? who are you to make that judgment?

    you're part of the problem, just as much a part of the problem as all of the people committing the sins and crimes you detest. because you've declared them the winners. they have not won. of course, in your eyes they have, but only because you are weak and spineless

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    1. Re:one would hope by maxume · · Score: 1

      Slavery is an interesting one, as it depends very much on how you decide to measure it. Clearly, as a percentage of the population, slavery is marginalized, especially in the developed world, but if you measure the population of slaves, you can find people claiming that there are currently tens of millions of slaves (as opposed to the 4 or 5 million people that were slaves in the American south, which is the most likely immediate conception of slavery for most Americans). Note that is without drawing any euphemisms about 'wage slavery' and the like, it is the estimate of people laboring under force.

      Wikipedia has several links substantiating the tens of millions above:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_slavery#Twentieth_century_worldwide

      This one at least quotes the figure:

      http://www.un.org/Pubs/chronicle/2005/issue3/0305p28.html

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  77. Define "nearly" by X10 · · Score: 0

    The universe is less than 10 billion years old - depending of course on your personal preferences in cosmology - so half to one billion years to go in my book is not "nearly over". Also, humanity is only, what, 100k years old? What is 100k years compared to 1G years to go?

    A whole other issue is that humanity will prove perfectly capable of exterminating all life on Earth well before the Sun will offer to assist in that.

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    1. Re:Define "nearly" by dave420 · · Score: 1

      No, most people in the business will say it's at least 13 billion years old. So it's 93% complete.

  78. God by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Humanity will cease to exist whenever God decides the time is right. God created science and humanity, therefore He can extend its lifespan or choose to terminate. To be honest I'm surprised he let us go on living this long after we did the finger to him ;-)

  79. Religion in Science by WheelDweller · · Score: 1

    I find these things annoying. The repetition of this theme is ritual.

    Back around 1940 or so, some well-paid and honest-sounding scientists declared "Modern science has found all it will find." Then came the transistor, television, space flight, and so on. And let's not forget the IGY: The International Geophysical Year, 1976 when we all have spandex jackets, one for everyone, and New York to Paris in 20 minutes- more lesiure time for artists everywhere. (Thanks, Don)

    It's really two things that bother me about this:

    1-Considering man's been around about 100,000 years, doesn't measuring things in BILLIONS of years seem anything but a short time?

    2-My day was already complex enough; did I need something more to think about?

    See also the "planets might soon collide" story in a similar vein. Again, twofold:

    1- Long, LONG time away
    2- Unnecessary disturbance

    Why must we be Cassandras, always ready to think it's over, and ignore ALL OUR ANCESTORS WILL BE DEAD BY THEN? I mean, considering all the national hoaxes guaranteed to kill us before 1999 (Killer Bees, Acid Rain, Ozone Hole, ManMadeGlobalWarming(TM) and others) what kind of accuracy do they have, anyway?

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  80. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just when we were about to figure out free energy!

    G(T,p) = U + pV â' TS

    A(T,V) = U â' TS

    What else is there to figure out?

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  81. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Nuclear Fission is the energy of right now. Problem is too many DIPSHITS are in the way of plentiful cheap energy.

    yes every fucking one of you tree huggers that are against Nuclear power are MOTHER FUCKING DIP SHITS that are causing the world to stick to polluting sources like Coal and Natural Gas.

    Fucking assholes ruin my planet because your too stupid to see the answers.

  82. Ideal size? by grahamd0 · · Score: 1

    Other surprising claims from this conference: that the Sun may not be the ideal kind of star to nurture life, and that the Earth may not be the ideal size.

    Seems to have worked out fine so far.

  83. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by mcgrew · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm out of here!

    Yes, long before the earthe becomes uninhabitable. I'll likley be gone before you; my life is more than half over. Half a billion years is a damned long time. Humans will be extinct long before that, evolved to become some other species. Only sixty fife million years ago the birds were dinasaurs and we were small mouselike creatures.

    By the time the earth is uninhabitable, we will have terraformed Mars and Europa.

    I find the speculation that "Sun may not be the ideal kind of star to nurture life, and that the Earth may not be the ideal size" ludicrous. Life is here and we've yet to find any sign of it anywhere else. It doesn't have to be "ideal", obviously it's good enough.

    By the time this happens we will have reached the other stars. So you can stop worrying about it.

  84. Would it help if I drove a Prius? by filesiteguy · · Score: 4, Funny

    I could - if needed - get myself a Prius. Would that slow down the sun from getting too warm?

    1. Re:Would it help if I drove a Prius? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I could - if needed - get myself a Prius. Would that slow down the sun from getting too warm?

      That's what I'm told.

    2. Re:Would it help if I drove a Prius? by owlstead · · Score: 1

      Yes, but only locally. The fewer greenhouse gases would slow down the Sun getting to warm on the earth. But more importantly, the continuous airco driven by solar panel would slow down the sun from getting too warm in your car :)

  85. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Humans will be extinct long before that, evolved to become some other species.

    Why do you say that? Species tend to evolve because the new form offers advantages/adaptions that enable them to better survive in the current environment. In the absence of this pressure there isn't much incentive to evolve. Sharks and crocodiles are two examples that come to mind -- they haven't changed much in the last hundred million years or so. You could go back to the time of the dinosaurs and they would still be recognizable.

    What pressure does homo sapiens to evolve, given that our technological abilities largely shield us from the pressures of our environment?

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  86. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm with you! Just let me grab my guide and my towel.

  87. Joke by bmomjian · · Score: 5, Funny

    World Ends Tomorrow: Women, Minorities Hardest Hit (old journalism joke)

  88. Re:Another Salvation War fan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That sounds like something right out of Stuart Slade's http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=118771Salvation War. Hopefully they will get more chapters up soon, and yah-yah will get his ass kicked just like Satan did.

  89. You've made the point for the GP by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1
    I imagine that William the Bastard would have made much the same argument in 1066 AD. "Ships are now perfect and information and goods travel rapidly round the known world. New arts and manufactures quickly reach everybody. The Church has all knowledge from God and cannot be improved upon. We are fortunate not to live in the past when people were ignorant. Now if we could just persuade those backward Saxons to see sense, and stop fighting us, we could sort this country out really quickly."

    You are assuming that the present state of our knowledge and technical development is so superior that the old norms cease to apply. But that's because the next game-transforming serendipitous discovery hasn't happened, and until it happens you won't know what it will be.

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  90. That explains a lot . . . by cashman73 · · Score: 1

    Like why the Vogons would not see any value in our system, thereby planning to demolish it to make way for a new hyperspace bypass,... Oh well, so long, and thanks for all the fish!

  91. Warp Lounge 7 by Calavaro · · Score: 1

    Overheard in Warp Lounge 7:
    Crap, so we have to wait ANOTHER half billion years for the sun to correct this colossal mistake called "earth".
    Let's give them ZPM's and watch them fumble and blow up...

  92. Thanks for the Fish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And to think all the Universe exists and for a short ~ 1000 years a life form has existed that has understood, to some extent, his place in the universe. If there is no other life in the Universe, then WTF happened here? And wouldn't that make our planet and our star the IDEAL system...

    It really is mind boggling to me, how small we are. How insignificant all of humanities achievements are if they won't last another 50,000 years or half a million. That tomorrow everything, perhaps the only known intelligence in all the universe could be wiped out by a rock from the outer reaches of our solar system, set loose by a passing star millions of years ago, that that rock could destroy the Universe's only self validation and knowledge of its existence.

  93. And now by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 3, Insightful

    With only 10 billion left on the clock, maybe you'll learn to take a little time. Stop and smell the roses, while yet we have noses!

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    1. Re:And now by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      * nose not required

      (from the Duke Nukem Forever EULA)

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  94. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by YttriumOxide · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You may be a troll and have hopeless grammar, but nevertheless as a "hippy treehugger" myself, I absolutely agree with you. Being a greenie and being OPPOSED to nuclear energy has always struck me as complete madness.

    Save the planet, use clean nuclear energy!

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  95. oblig by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

    If you believe your local religious nutball, it will be sooner than that. 2012 (for those confused in their religiosity, mixing Mayan and Christian myth)

    There's a Dinosaur Comics for that!

    (Today's comic actually, and very very relevant. :)

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  96. Suggest Immediate Deployment of "B" Ship... by littlewink · · Score: 1

    being certain to include all members of the "XXVIIth General Assembly of the International Astronomical Union." Humanity must be saved.

  97. Lack of consideration of evolution by bradbury · · Score: 1

    Such predictions of "habitability" by astronomers and astrophysicists, implicitly rely on a strong assumption that the universe, *is* and *must* remain "dead". They completely ignore such concepts as the evolution of intelligence, the development of technology, transitions from pre-KT-I level civilizations to KT-II+ level civilizations and the developments that push up against the limits of physical laws, e.g. Matrioshka Brains, Star-Lifting, etc. which can completely alter the picture of the universe -- e.g. the "Earth" is much more likely to be dismantled before it becomes "uninhabitable", Matrioshka Brains contain the "missing mass", civilization lifetimes are limited the maximum lifetimes of small stars (trillions of years), etc.

    Here are some tipping point questions. When will humanity reach the point when the annual mass being launched into space exceeds the mass being absorbed from space (meteorites, space dust, etc.)? How long will it take to dismantle the asteroid belt and construct a Dyson Shell which enables the use of KT-II energy levels (presumably using nanorobotic spacecraft)? If one hasn't looked at questions like these then ones ability to offer an even semi-informed opinion on the "habitability" lifetime of planets is open to significant doubt.

    Of course astronmers don't get as much press from pronouncing "Don't worry, be happy" as they do from pronouncing "The sky is falling, the sky is falling".

  98. First Assumption: by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 1

    Milk production at a dairy farm was low so the farmer wrote to the local university, asking help from academia. A multidisciplinary team of professors was assembled, headed by a theoretical physicist, and two weeks of intensive on-site investigation took place. The scholars then returned to the university, notebooks crammed with data, where the task of writing the report was left to the team leader. Shortly thereafter the farmer received the write-up, and opened it to read on the first line:

    "First we assume a spherical cow, in vacuum..."

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  99. I agree... by Scragglykat · · Score: 1

    There's no reason to believe we could find life on Earth... we shouldn't bother sending an expeditionary team there at all...

  100. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In our case it won't be pressures, but lack of them. If my ex-wife had been norn a hundred years earlier, she would not have survived childbirth, as she only weighed two pounds. My girlfriend's vagina is so tight that there's no way she could give birth naturally, but she's a mother, having given birth by C-section.

    We are at the point of self-selecting, and we are evolving to be taller. There is no environmental reason for that. In just six thousand years we have evolved to take pleasure in a cat's purr. Evolution continues.

  101. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 1

    Why prolong the inevitable?

    All good things must one day end. When that happens, a billion years, give or take, what it all worth, then? You can't run away forever!

    Why not snuff it today, then?

    Oh, and can I have your collection of first editions, when you've gone?

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    1. Re:WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? by Ihlosi · · Score: 1

      Why not snuff it today, then?

      Your remote ancestor having the last word someday is just priceless.

  102. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Sethus · · Score: 1

    I beg to differ. Through evolution, my ancestors will have survived and continue to THRIVE off of high-fructose corn syrup foods.

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  103. It is inevitable by mcrbids · · Score: 1

    It is inevitable that people will do the destructive things that we do because the properties needed to survive as a small tribe are different than the properties needed to survive as a global megaspecies. The fact that we've done as well as we have is quite commendable. But if you think about it, you'll realize that no species would be 'ideal' to be a megaspecies because none would have evolved AS a megaspecies.
    All would have started out as a small number of organisms and grown from there.

    But yes - the challenge isn't whether or not the sun burns us up, but whether or not we can face the challenges of our own doing.

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  104. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The purpose of this whole post was to tell us about your girlfriends vagina, wasn't it?

  105. Move Earth by MrKaos · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I read an article about capturing an asteroid into Earth's orbit and using it to slowly adjust the Earth's orbit so that it stays in the habitable zone of the sun.

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  106. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by von_rick · · Score: 1

    we've been 10 years away from cold fusion for the last 50 years :)...

    Now how cool would it be if there are 10 billion years left on the clock for the next 50 billion years.

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  107. Maybe Earth **IS** the ideal size by joeyblades · · Score: 1

    Other surprising claims from this conference: that the Sun may not be the ideal kind of star to nurture life, and that the Earth may not be the ideal size.

    The second part of this is interesting because just the other day I was watching a program on the Discovery Channel and they claimed that the Earth was exactly the right size to support life. Their claim was that plate tectonics are an essential ingredient for recycling organic material necessary to sustain life over billions of years. They also claimed that smaller planets do not have sufficient gravity to sustain plate tectonics (e.g. Mars) and that more massive planets have too much gravity (e.g. Neptune).

    1. Re:Maybe Earth **IS** the ideal size by damburger · · Score: 1

      I don't think mass, in of itself, is the reason Neptune can't support life. I have a sneaking suspicious being a fucking freezing ball of gas might come into it somewhere.

      Because our solar systems inventory of planets has a factor of 13 between the smallest gas giant (Uranus) and the largest rocky planet (Earth), its difficult to say what a planet of intermediate mass would be like. There is periodic talk of finding a 'super Earth' but never a 'sub Uranus'

      Hopefully Kepler will give us some insights on this in the next few years.

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    2. Re:Maybe Earth **IS** the ideal size by joeyblades · · Score: 1

      Umm... I didn't say Neptune can't support life. I said that the experts say that it can't support plate tectonics. The inference you were supposed to make is that a Neptune sized planet in an appropriate orbit around an appropriate star might not be able to support life, all other things being consistent with the support of life, because it could not have plate tectonics that recycled organic materials.

      But thanks for clearing up that business about a freezing ball of gas... I'm sure someone learned something.

  108. Agggh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *In a half to one billion years the Sun will start to be too luminous and warm*

    Sticky note to self:

    1-Buy sunscreen.

    2-Put backup DVD's under worktable's shadow to prevent decay

    I hate these last minute warning.

    .

  109. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My girlfriend's vagina is so tight that there's no way she could give birth naturally

    Go ahead, brag away.

  110. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by mcnazar · · Score: 4, Funny

    >By the time the earth is uninhabitable, we will have terraformed Mars and Europa.

    I don't think so somehow. I'd give us all 100 years tops:

    * 2030 - Major/Vast global wars over resources
    * 2035 - All the infrastructure that we take for granted today will be but a dream.... referred to as the golden years. Mad Max 1.
    * 2045 - Mad Max 2 (lets not talk about Mad Max 3) lifestyle. Nomadic, barbaric and feudal fiefdoms circled around the last few remaining energy resources.
    * 2100 - humans loose ability to read/write
    * 2200 - I, for one, welcome out xyz overlords...

    Its already too late as no effort is being made to find alternative resources... one days we'll just wake up with, "ZMG!!11oneone... no fuel!"

    Humanity as a whole is less interesting in scientific endeavour and natural selection is no longer at work as we actively encourage our stupid/lazy/selfish behaviour via socialism and x-factor (pop star type show).

  111. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by clone53421 · · Score: 1

    Not sure about you but in half a billion years I plan to be long since dead.

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  112. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wooosh.*

    Whoosh!

  113. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Lord+Ender · · Score: 3, Funny

    With the Sun getting too hot, we won't need cold fusion. We will just need to shade the tropics with highly inefficient PV cells.

    And the employment situation will be improved with all the post-hurricane repair workers required... Future Earth, you can thank me for this contribution to your survival by building a statue in my honor. It should be made of gilded marble and be large enough to be seen from space. You're welcome.

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  114. Physical limit by aepervius · · Score: 1

    My bet is on us blowing ourselves, or us expanding all easy resource, or most probably falling in a dark age/semi industrialized age from which we will never recover (how ? Remember, no access to fossil fuel or many ores means you are limited in the tech you can use especially energy production, and without fossil fuel (coal/oil/methane gas) the jump from wood/charcoal to nuclear or better is next to impossible). After that it is a matter of time before the environment get downright hostile to us and we get wiped out.

    As for warp drive and other associated Sci-fi staple, as time and science advanced more and more limit came in, rather than remove them. Newton ? You can reach infinite speed. Einstein ? c is the limit baby. Before newton ? Universe is deterministic. Bohr , heisenberg and co ? Incertitude baby. And I pass over other limits like energy production. The vastly probably scenario is that all intelligent life, is born on planet such as earth, and *DIE* on their home planet, without really going anywhere near any other solar system. The energy requirement and time and distance involved, with the aforementioned limit bare us living being from anything really realistic except our own home turf.

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    1. Re:Physical limit by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

      Einstein didn't invent the light speed limit, it existed whether we were aware of it or not. Heisenberg didn't invent the uncertainty principle from whole cloth, but because it accurately described and predicted observations. The fundamental limits imposed upon us have never changed, we have just become aware of them. Being unaware of limitations is a good way to run straight into them.

      Mal-2

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  115. Look ma, no food! by npsimons · · Score: 1

    Why are we _supposed_ to care about other species?

    Oh, I don't know, maybe that minor little detail that we aren't capable of photosynthesis, and we are also not able to extract life sustaining nutrients from raw dirt. If nothing else we need to pay attention to other species as food source, and the food chain is a lot more complex than many people think. I, for one, would seriously miss honey if bees were to suddenly disappear.

    1. Re:Look ma, no food! by squizzar · · Score: 1
      I replied to a similar post above. I know it was all the way back in the first paragraph, but this very reasoning is my point. It's not for some higher purpose that we should seek to preserve life, and it is delusional to think so. The reason to preserve it, as I said is selfish:

      We want to preserve life on the earth for our own self interests: because we depend on it (and because we think it is cute). We want to preserve the environment because we depend on it (and because we think it is pretty).

    2. Re:Look ma, no food! by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      The bees' disappearance is far more worrying than only because of the possible loss of honey: bees are needed to fertilize many of our crops. No bees means no more fruit. That means that, in the near future, we'll all be eating soy-based junk, and things like apples and pears will be a distant memory (except for ultra-rich people who get these fruits from farms where the trees are all pollinated by hand).

    3. Re:Look ma, no food! by npsimons · · Score: 1

      The bees' disappearance is far more worrying than only because of the possible loss of honey: bees are needed to fertilize many of our crops.

      I was partly being facetious, but honey is really something of a wonder food, IMHO. Tastes great too.

      That means that, in the near future, we'll all be eating soy-based junk

      I don't mind soy, but I think I remember a Pohl novel (probably one in the Heechee saga) that described working in algae mines or something similar to produce edible foodstuffs from petroleum products. Not a pretty picture.

  116. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by clone53421 · · Score: 4, Funny

    What else is there to figure out?

    How to make unicode work on slashdot...

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  117. Ice age? by ivoras · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Aren't there some much more nearby potential problems that will face the Sun-Earth system by itself (i.e. without meteors from space, etc.), like the Ice Age? Currently, we have passed the interglacial optimum (which happened three to five thousand years ago) and statistically, we are heading toward a Big Winter (popref GRR Martin - "The Winter is Coming" :) ). Technically, we are currently in an Ice Age.

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    1. Re:Ice age? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 2, Interesting

      We don't know that we should be heading for a long-term cooling now. We could remain in an interglacial for 50,000 years (e.g. here).

    2. Re:Ice age? by babywhiz · · Score: 1

      Welcome to the Endless Winter!

  118. You can do something by assertation · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Most global problems are exacerbated by over population.

    According to the United Nations, the global population could be as high as 11 billion in 2050 or as low as 8 billion, if the right programs are put in place now.

    Source: PopulationConnection.org

    You can something positive about this without feeling guilty or giving up having children of your own:

    Taken globally, the total fertility rate at replacement is 2.33 children per woman. 2.33 children per woman includes 2 children to replace the parents, with a third of a child extra to make up for the different sex ratio at birth and early mortality prior to the end of their fertile life.

    Source: Wikipedia

    That means if most people limit themselves to just 2 children the global population will stabilize if not slightly shrink. You can also help by telling other people these facts so when it comes time to plan their families they can make a decision that will contribute to a better world for their children.

    1. Re:You can do something by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1
      The industrial West has ceased population growth. Some countries like Japan, Russia, Italy are actually shrinking. All of the world's population growth is in developing countries. Therefore, the best way to help is to tell third world people not to have more than 2 children. "Most people" in the world are not Westerners! Lobbying the UN for a legislative requirement would be good, too.

      In 1965 a United Nations report predicted that the world's population would rise to 5.7 billion by 1995. It did.

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  119. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mars isn't that much further from the sun- I doubt the water situation would be that much better.

  120. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Flea+of+Pain · · Score: 1

    It would seem solar power would be the way to go...

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  121. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Flea+of+Pain · · Score: 1

    You mean other than the whole the sun is going to roast us all alive pressure?

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  122. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Poltras · · Score: 1

    Turn off the lights please.

  123. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by ekgringo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    * 2100 - humans loose ability to read/write

    Mod +5 Ironic

  124. So in half a million years by mysidia · · Score: 1

    Humans will have to move out, should they want to survive.

    I'm sure we'll get right on it...

  125. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Poltras · · Score: 1

    G(T,p) = U + pV â' TS

    A(T,V) = U â' TS

    What else is there to figure out?

    What the â' sign is.

  126. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by geekoid · · Score: 1

    "My girlfriend's vagina is so tight that ..."

    Show off.

    "There is no environmental reason for that."
    Yes there is. Better diet and exercise, and the predisposition for women to want to marry men taller then they are. This is cultural, and possible evolutionary as well.

    "In just six thousand years we have evolved to take pleasure in a cat's purr. "
    this makes no sense. We might ahve enjoyed it right off, or maybe we got use to it as a society. It can be completly cultural. Not everything we do we evolved specifically for. we didn't evolve to drive cars and play the piano, those are things we learned to do with what we ahve evolved to so far.

    "Evolution continues."
    guh. Random mutations will happen, as well as developent trends based on environmental factors.

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  127. Return of the glowy meme by Will.Woodhull · · Score: 1

    We need to invent that glowy crap on the back of every spaceship on TV and in the movies. The Millenium Falcon had no trouble landing and taking off from a planet without a fuel tank... you just turn on the glowy crap, and bam you're there. The starship Enterprise just makes the glowy crap flash really bright, and they're going faster than light itself! Even the Stargate uses glowy crap technology to bridge planets.

    We just need to invent that glowy crap and everything else will fall into place.

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  128. yes the sun and earth are unideal for life by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    because we've been to thousands of life-bearing planetary systems, and we can safely say such a thing

    (rolls eyes)

    truth be told, life is on earth because we are at the right temperature/ pressure for water's triple point (solid/ gas/ liquid all close by). that makes earth ideal, as that's the most important determining factor, by far (the thermodynamics of a polar compound near its triple point is the anchor on which complex chemistries can be sustained and to eventually evolve)

    so if you want to talk about ideal places for life, look for other common polar compounds near their triple point. for example: i'd look for places that bear the possibility for ammonia's triple point. but not say, methane or nirogen (too inert/ not polar)

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  129. Titan might even be ready by then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apparently it looks a bit like ancient Earth at the moment.

  130. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Dishevel · · Score: 0, Troll

    I didn't see him as trollish. Just as a person who is extremely angry at DIPSHITS! I have to say. I am not so far behind him on this one. It is so fucking stupid as to completely dumbfound me.

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  131. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Dishevel · · Score: 1

    Can't we all just kick it with Tom Cruise and Xenu?

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  132. Guess that means... by HangingChad · · Score: 2, Funny

    'The Earth's period of habitability is nearly over on a cosmological timescale...

    Last call.

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  133. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The development of the human brain is already diverging among the population according to some research*. Some children are developing some area of their brains earlier at about 7 years old, while others are developing the same area later at about 12 years of old.
    * Sorry, can't find the references anymore, so take the post as of no value.

  134. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by scottv67 · · Score: 1

    >By the time the earth is uninhabitable, we will have terraformed Mars and Europa.

    Sooooo, it sounds like you haven't read the memo that came out last week:

    All these worlds are yours, except Europa. Attempt no landing there.

  135. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Dishevel · · Score: 1

    You don't have them with you? You sir are not a very Frood Dude.

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  136. micro, macro by thygate · · Score: 1

    It's estimated that the Sun will continue fusing hydrogen for another 7 billion years or so. In it's lifetime of 4.6billion years, the sun has only completed about 20 orbits around the Milky Way galaxy, and it only has another 31 orbits it can make before it runs out of fuel.
    So the sun does only ~50 rotations in ~10 billion years.
    Anyway, we're all still going to be on this intergalactic roller coaster ride for a long, long time.

  137. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    My girlfriend's vagina is so tight that there's no way she could give birth naturally,

    That will all change after she goes through puberty.

  138. and same with basic sanitation by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    take a flight to port au prince and its obvious a lot of places in the world are not up the standards of tokyo or new york city, nevermind the fact that genuine slavery still thrives all over the world, including underground in the west, just as you demonstrate

    however, you would be an intellectually dishonest fool if you can't see that on these issues real genuine progress has been made, nevermind the fact the job is still undone. slavery used to be an accepted fact of life from the highest echelons of society to the lowest, globally. not remotely is this true anymore

    my reaction to the original poster was this absurdity that our problems are insurmountable. we have tackled problems of the same scale of heaviness and compexity before, like slavery, and we'll do it again

    but as soon as you stop believing in progress, or are unable to see progress across the span of history, you yourself are as much as part of the problem as those actively engaging in transgressions against the natural world, or human decency, or whatever your pet peeve. because you have accepted those crimes. no, i don't accept them. neither should you (not speaking to you specifically, but in general to anyone who would stop believing in progress)

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    1. Re:and same with basic sanitation by maxume · · Score: 1

      I tried not to come across as quibbling with your point, I was just examining one of your examples, where the current solution (a widespread deeming of slavery as unacceptable) has not necessarily kept up with the growth of society (and other changes; we live more anonymously today, and are divorced from many of the mechanisms that make our lives possible).

      I barely see the attitude in the post you replied to as relevant, most progress has been made in the face of active resistance, so trying to shout down such resistance strikes me as futile (shouting it down is probably somewhat different than engaging and countering it, but the initial post is so bleakly pessimistic that successful engagement doesn't seem very likely).

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  139. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by damburger · · Score: 1

    Your girlfriend's vagina isn't especially tight, human babies just have freakishly huge heads. The reason for this is not lack of pressure to select against dangerous births, its that the evolutionary cost/benefit equation favoured intelligence over safe childbirth.

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  140. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Candid88 · · Score: 1

    Couldn't agree more.

    Nuclear fission and ultimately nuclear fusion are clearly the most enviromentally sustainable sources of energy generation for the future.

    I think the only problem is that in the past, nuclear power plants haven't exactly operated as role-models of enviromental stewardship. In most western countries though this has massively improved in recent decades.

  141. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We ARE going to nuclear power sometime, like it or not. Peak oil and peak coal have already have been reached.

    The American people have been pushed from single income families to two income families to make ends meet, to being a paycheck away from financial disaster. There is a lot an American can take, but having to give up electricity isn't one of them.

    Nuclear reactors may have NIMBY issues now, but when people realize that they either see cooling towers in the distance from their backyard, or no lights on, any politicians standing in the way of cheap electrical power will be removed from office and replaced by those who are not fear smitten by the nutcases who want to see nothing but the destruction of our civilization.

    Solar has finally gotten to a point where a solar cell might actually produce more power over its lifetime than the cost of energy making it. However, solar may take an edge off during daily peak times, but it will come nowhere near to powering a metropolitan area. Same with wind power. The only power source that doesn't take up much real estate, is usable 24 hours a day, and doesn't belch pollutants and greenhouse gases for our children to live with in upcoming generations is nuclear power.

    Of course, there is nuclear fusion, but there have been -zero- advances in the field since the 1950s. We have yet to discover a way to make a containment vessel to get a reaction to sustain itself for a period of a couple femtoseconds. Scientists get a tokamak or two funded, but confinement and the ability to get more energy from a reaction they have put in on a sustained, usable basis has not changed since 50 years ago. Maybe a loon or two reports a finding, but it never gets confirmed, much less able to be peer reviewed for an academic journal. At best scientists can zap some stuff in a gold plated capsule with some terawatts of power, go "OMG, Helium", then go apply for another big grant to get another lab with bigger lasers. We are nowhere near having the ability to use fusion as anything but a scientific curiosity.

    So, by process of elimination, we have nuclear fission, or we can extinguish our society and the world we hand to our children by wars over fossil fuels.

  142. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by damburger · · Score: 1

    I find the speculation that "Sun may not be the ideal kind of star to nurture life, and that the Earth may not be the ideal size" ludicrous. Life is here and we've yet to find any sign of it anywhere else. It doesn't have to be "ideal", obviously it's good enough.

    To start with, we do have to assume we don't occupy an unusual position in the Universe. However, that is just a useful assumption for us to go along with before the evidence starts coming in, as it is now.

    Our knowledge of other stars, and of their planets, is coming along in leaps and bounds. Bear in mind, the first exoplanets were only confirmed in the 1990s. Give Kepler a couple of years and we are going to experience another leap in our knowledge.

    The point is, we don't have to rest on such assumptions anymore. Why should we assume Earth is not an unusual planet, when there is strong evidence pointing towards a highly unlikely collisions in the early solar system giving rise to the Earth-Moon system as we see it today?

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  143. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Xtravar · · Score: 1

    What pressure does homo sapiens to evolve, given that our technological abilities largely shield us from the pressures of our environment?

    RTFA! The earth will get hotter, water will become depleted, and all of a sudden we'll turn into CAMELOIDS or REPTILOIDS or maybe we'll just fly around drinkin' water. For fuck sake, use your imagination!

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  144. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Xiterion · · Score: 5, Informative

    and we still haven't found a method to either safely store it away or make it less hazardous.

    Even though it's been said 1e6 times before on /. and I'm sure someone will say it elsewhere, bullshit.

  145. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by damburger · · Score: 0, Troll

    LOL blaming 'socialism'. Hows capitalism doing at developing new energy resources and a sustainable planet, eh? Your grinding of a dated ideological axe isn't going to help anyone.

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  146. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would agree with you, but a friend of mine had me at the "And exactly how clean is the mining process"?

  147. Re:Age of Aquarius by GargamelSpaceman · · Score: 1

    Dude:

    When the moon is in the Seventh House

    And Jupiter aligns with Mars

    Then peace will guide the planets

    And love will steer the stars

    This is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius

    The Age of Aquarius

    Aquarius! Aquarius!

    Harmony and understanding

    Sympathy and trust abounding

    No more falsehoods or derisions

    Golden living dreams of visions

    Mystic crystal revelation

    And the mind's true liberation

    Aquarius! Aquarius!

    When the moon is in the Seventh House

    And Jupiter aligns with Mars

    Then peace will guide the planets

    And love will steer the stars

    This is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius

    The Age of Aquarius

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  148. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Xaoswolf · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't that be, "kick it with Tom Cruise OR Xenu"? Xenu being the bad guy in the scientology mythology. I never understood why people keep saying things like this other than they don't actually understand the religion and just think it's cool to mock it. Please, L. Ron is their god, Xenu is their devil. L. Ron you can kick it with because he is currently astrally projecting himself around the cosmos, Xenu is buried under a mountain somewhere and would be difficult to kick it with.

  149. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by loshwomp · · Score: 5, Informative

    You realize that nuclear power is the opposite of clean energy? It creates highly dangerous/toxic waste that's dangerous for thousands

    Please stop spreading this dangerous misinformation. Do you even know how much waste you're talking about? Imagine a cylinder 10mm in diameter. A 5mm slice of that cylinder will supply your energy needs for a year. The rest of the world stores the byproducts safely on site, and there's no reason we can't do the same. Future reactor designs will burn the fuel more completely resulting in less (and safer) remaining waste.

    Burning coal (the only practical alternative to nuclear) releases far more radiation into the atmosphere than nuclear power ever has or will. And don't even get me started on the mercury poisoning of lakes, etc.

  150. Prof Guinan? WTF? by JockTroll · · Score: 1, Funny

    Since when is a fuckin' El-Aurian barkeeper qualified to judge a planet's inhabitability? Them loserboys couldn't even defend their own against some pasty-faced Borg and let themselves be shit upon without a fight.
    Fuckin' space nerds.
    Then what they do? They get trapped into the hippy-space Nexus and managed to turn Captain Kirk, arguably one of the Galaxy's greatest jocks, into a whiny horse-riding loserboy.
    Yo, Guinan, back to your synthalcohol drinks. Leave space to the jocks.

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  151. Your preconditions ARE technological advance by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1
    What are agriculture, developed economy, meritocracy and empiricism but technological advances themselves?

    And when were the "many years" that that Jewish tribes dominated Europe?

    Reading your post you seem to have some heavy axes to grind and keep trying to put things in that may be trolling. "(reformed) Christian civilisation?" Civil and marine engineering made plenty of progress under pre-reform Catholicism. The ancient Greek city states home of representative Government and Capitalism? Surely not. Athenian democracy was a brief experiment applied only to the prosperous citizens able to afford a hoplite panoply - it was more of an oligarchy.

    I would rather go along with the idea that technological progress resulted from evolutionary pressure such as changing climate conditions, and pure luck. It is surely no coincidence that while iron making was known for many years, it did not take off until England, and then Germany, found they had plenty of coal and iron ore. The reason that geology was such a big deal in the early 19th century was the growing understanding of what kind of rock might have coal or iron ore underneath.

    I think there is something in what you say, though much of it is an oversimplification of a complex history, but putting in nonsense about Jewish domination of Europe and suggesting that Protestantism was a cause, rather than a result, of technical progress can only weaken your argument.

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  152. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Trails · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm in the same mindset as you.

    Up here in Canada, the Green Party used to have a wiki for their policy that intended to foster debate. On one of their pages, they decried fission. I posted a comment (not an edit, a comment), asking, basically that if the looming problem is global warming, and the waste products of nuclear fission are manageable, how is replacing coal plants with nuclear plants a bad thing. My comment was deleted.

    Kinda stunning.

    There are elements of the Green movement that are irrational, all you have to say is "we must/mustn't do X because it's good/bad for the environment", I consider myself a Green, and I find this behaviour abhorrent. While GP paints with too broad a stroke, imo, the colour is just right.

  153. Re: Universal Persecution of the Christian Faith by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If there were universal persecution of the Christian Faith, then there would be no Christians since they would be too busy persecuting Christians to be Christians themselves.

  154. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Trails · · Score: 1

    Arbitrarily close to the cleanliness of mining coal(the other viable power source in North America)?

  155. If you want more, adopt by JSBiff · · Score: 1

    Yes, that's a good point that has been well known for a long time. I've been hearing that 2.33 children number for pretty much my entire life (though I'm only 31 so I guess that's not saying too much). I'd say we should aim for 2 children, so that population does shrink, instead of 2.33 children . . .

    Unfortunately, some religious traditions have various beliefs that make it so that some people, at least, who follow them, think it's sinful or something to either a) use birth control, or they believe there is an active mandate to have large families.

    Still, I wish people would wrap their heads around the idea of adoption. If you just wish to have a large family (or feel 'called' to be a parent to a lot of children, or whatever), it's possible to have the large family, without actually giving birth to 6 or 10 children. Just adopt children who need a family. They need parents, you need children, everyone else needs fewer births for a couple generations, so we can get the global population down to something more sustainable (like 3-4 Billion people).

    1. Re:If you want more, adopt by assertation · · Score: 1

      JSBIFF;

      First, thanks for the non-snarky reply. I am expecting a few of those.

      The religion issue will always be there, but in the US, Canada & Europe there are plenty of people who are religious and who live in the real world in a responsible way. Many are happy to make informed decisions, but many people simply don't know the issues.

      I think 80% of the battle is informing people.

      Nobody wants to take a piss on the world their children will live in.

      My sister tried to adopt. I can tell you that it is ex

    2. Re:If you want more, adopt by sdnick · · Score: 1

      Yes, that's a good point that has been well known for a long time. I've been hearing that 2.33 children number for pretty much my entire life (though I'm only 31 so I guess that's not saying too much). I'd say we should aim for 2 children, so that population does shrink, instead of 2.33 children . . .

      No matter how many children you decide to have, the world's impoverished will have considerably more than two. The world's population growth isn't being driven by people in the industrialized West - they're either at or below replacement levels. It's being driven by people in the Third World. It makes economic sense for the poor of the world to have many children, and nothing short of economic improvement or coercion will stop them. If you really want to reduce the world's population, work to help the people of underdeveloped nations achieve wealth. It's happening in India right now - millions of people are moving from poverty to the economic middle class. And they're having fewer children as a result.

    3. Re:If you want more, adopt by JSBiff · · Score: 1

      Could you elaborate further, or provide links to discussions about this? I've heard this, but I've wondered what drives having lots of children among the poor? As a 'best guess', I would assume it's lack of access to birth control methods along with lots of free time with nothing better to do than, errr, 'recreate'?

    4. Re:If you want more, adopt by Whorhay · · Score: 1

      I seriously considered adopting instead of having children of my own. There are several downsides to adopting though. Your child could wind up having disabilities because the birth mother made poor choices, this a half selfish arguement though in that those kids could still really use a loving and succesful parent and the reason not to be that parent is that it'd be tougher. It is also a very long and drawn out process to adopt in some places. It can be extremely expensive, as can having a baby in the hospital but there insurance will foot most of the bill.

      My wife and I have one child so far and plan to have another few. That is of course conditional on us being able to support that many. But I am still thinking about possibly adopting the last couple of children. I'll be getting on in age and the likelyhood of a child having disabilities because of that will be getting pretty high.

    5. Re:If you want more, adopt by sdnick · · Score: 1

      Could you elaborate further, or provide links to discussions about this? I've heard this, but I've wondered what drives having lots of children among the poor? As a 'best guess', I would assume it's lack of access to birth control methods along with lots of free time with nothing better to do than, errr, 'recreate'?

      Poor people don't typically have lots of time of free time with nothing better to do than have sex - they're usually too busy working harder than most of us can imagine, trying to scratch out a living. They have many children for a lot of different reasons but the primary reason is that children past the age of 5 or 6 can work and help the family to survive. The more children, the more income. Grown children are also the only Social Security rural farmers in Third World nations will ever have in their old age. Their lives depend on having many children.

      Grow the economy, provide decent educations, let people move out of poverty, give women access to education and the workforce, and the birth rate goes down. In southern India, where Bangalore and other high-tech centers have sprung up, the birth rate is now below the replacement rate. In poor northern Indian states like Bihar and Uttar Pradesh the birth rate is about twice the replacement rate.

      Want to see the world's population go down in a meaningful way? Do things to help Third World nations grow their economies, like lowering US trade barriers to African and Asian imports.

    6. Re:If you want more, adopt by JSBiff · · Score: 1

      "They have many children for a lot of different reasons but the primary reason is that children past the age of 5 or 6 can work and help the family to survive."

      While I suppose this is partly true, to a certain extent, it seems to me, that more kids means more expenses like food, clothing, medicine, education (ok, I realize a lot of these kids might not get much education), etc. It seems to me that if you were just interested in improving your economic situation, you would have no kids, or very few kids, as that means you can spend more of your income on yourself and your spouse. Yes, kids *are* put to work, but I have a hard time believing the people actually choose to have more kids as a means of increasing their income (and, yes, I realize income might not be defined in terms of currency - it might be defined in terms of how many fruits or vegetables are harvested, how many cows milked or other livestock tended for, etc, but it still seems like with fewer mouths to feed, you need less food, less clothes, and so on)?

    7. Re:If you want more, adopt by sdnick · · Score: 1

      "They have many children for a lot of different reasons but the primary reason is that children past the age of 5 or 6 can work and help the family to survive."

      While I suppose this is partly true, to a certain extent, it seems to me, that more kids means more expenses like food, clothing, medicine, education (ok, I realize a lot of these kids might not get much education), etc. It seems to me that if you were just interested in improving your economic situation, you would have no kids, or very few kids, as that means you can spend more of your income on yourself and your spouse. Yes, kids *are* put to work, but I have a hard time believing the people actually choose to have more kids as a means of increasing their income (and, yes, I realize income might not be defined in terms of currency - it might be defined in terms of how many fruits or vegetables are harvested, how many cows milked or other livestock tended for, etc, but it still seems like with fewer mouths to feed, you need less food, less clothes, and so on)?

      Note that until the Industrial Revolution and the growth of urban centers it wasn't much different in the US or England - people here had lots of children too. Rural farmers need children to help do the work, and much of the world's poor are subsistence farmers. I remember seeing some study in Bangladesh that showed children of impoverished families there represented a net gain in income by the time they were 10. Children allow them to plant and harvest more crops, tend more livestock, and know that someone will look after them if they fall ill, become injured or grow old.

  156. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Xaoswolf · · Score: 1
    they haven't changed much in the last hundred million years or so. You could go back to the time of the dinosaurs and they would still be recognizable.

    Are they the same species? If they aren't, then the original species has gone extinct. The same is true for humanity. We are Homosapien, once there are no more of us, then the human race as we know it is extinct.

  157. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Xaoswolf · · Score: 1

    She could be loose as hell, but throwing a hot dog down a hallway can still be fun if the hot dog is the Oscar Meyer Wiener Mobile.

  158. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by AshtangiMan · · Score: 4, Informative

    I am assuming you mean uranium mining. It's about as bad as coal mining, and the area that needs the most improvement. It's basically just a grind and sift method, separating the trace amounts of uranium from the massive amount of rock and sand. A process that should automate pretty well. It will take some doing (initial time money and energy) to get a clean mining operation designed and implemented. With that said if simply presenting a problem is enough to stop you in your tracks then you won't get very far. A problem is simply an opportunity for invention, and invention is what turns the crank of progress.

  159. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by jebrew · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Please mod parent up...people reading propaganda should at least be able to see the comment of truth!

  160. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You may be a troll and have hopeless grammar, but nevertheless as a "hippy treehugger" myself, I absolutely agree with you. Being a greenie and being OPPOSED to nuclear energy has always struck me as complete madness.

    Save the planet, use clean nuclear energy!

    Hannes Alfvén, Nobel laureate in physics, described the as yet unsolved dilemma of high-level radioactive waste management: "The problem is how to keep radioactive waste in storage until it decays after hundreds of thousands of years. The geologic deposit must be absolutely reliable as the quantities of poison are tremendous. It is very difficult to satisfy these requirements for the simple reason that we have had no practical experience with such a long term project. Moreover permanently guarded storage requires a society with unprecedented stability."

    Thus, Alfvén identified two fundamental prerequisites for effective management of high-level radioactive waste: (1) stable geological formations, and (2) stable human institutions over hundreds of thousands of years. As Alfvén suggests, no known human civilization has ever endured for so long, and no geologic formation of adequate size for a permanent radioactive waste repository has yet been discovered that has been stable for so long a period.

  161. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by jackflap · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Man, nuclear energy is bad.

    With the privatization of energy companies, nuclear energy is a disaster waiting to happen.

    It's a matter of how the core-values of for-profit organisations manifest themselves in the market, which is essentially to maximize profits.

    All companies attempting to maximize profits will reduce costs as much as possible. The only way a company is able to reduce their costs as much as possible when dealing with nuclear waste, is to overstep the line and then adjust their cost-cutting techniques so that it borders on that line.

    Government regulation won't work, since governments core values are to maximize their own survival, and this is primarily faciliated by aligning themselves with profit-maximizing legislation for for-profit organizations.

    You could argue that they don't have to walk the line, and can avoid mistakes, but considering what a wonderful service I'm getting from British Gas right now, I definitely do not want nuclear energy in their "competent" hands.

  162. Earth's Period of Habitability Is Nearly Over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yeah, well, according to physicists we only have a couple thousands years anyway:

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doomsday_argumen

  163. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Eccles · · Score: 2, Informative

    Nuclear Fission is the energy of right now. Problem is too many DIPSHITS are in the way of plentiful cheap energy.

    With a few small localized exceptions, there have been no laws preventing building nuclear plants. We stopped building nuclear power plants because they weren't cheap. Little to do with the dipshits (ok, some lawsuits); mainly to do with the bean-counters. Coal is just cheaper.

    Now, maybe if we institute a carbon tax on fossil fuels and level the playing field, nuclear power might look more attractive. But then your kvetching should be aimed at those opposing said taxes, not greenies.

    I'm an environmentalist who is not opposed to nuclear power, though I like some of the CANDU-derived systems better than fuel-rod systems.

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  164. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by buchner.johannes · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You can not recycle the fuel rods and other components. Also, Uran is as limited as oil.

    Nuclear energy is not clean.

    You could make the point that you need energy for making solar panels aswell, however that would be an unfair comparison (by amount and material).

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  165. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Xaoswolf · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    I imagine that the real war will be between the hippies not wanting us to drill where we can or use nuclear fuels, and the people who still want to have electricity.

    It will be a short war, what with one side having all the guns, and the other side being too high to remember where the battles are to take place...

  166. What's your energy source? by JSBiff · · Score: 1

    So what will be the energy source you will use for moving this asteroid around? There's no free lunch. Moving an object further 'up' the gravity well it is in always requires energy, and moving something as massive as the earth requires a lot of energy. Moving the earth away from the Sun isn't so different to the classic high-school physics problem of calculating the energy required to lift a mass of m kilograms by h millimeters/meters/inches/feet/miles of height. Sure, because of the issue of orbital mechanics, it's more complicated, but in the end, it still requires energy.

    For the method you propose, you would need to slowly apply energy to the asteroid to keep moving it away from the earth, pulling the earth away from the Sun. It might not require a lot of Power (that is, energy per second), but it will have to be maintained for a very, very, very long time to have the desired effect.

    1. Re:What's your energy source? by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      So what will be the energy source you will use for moving this asteroid around?

      I'd probably use femto machines to convert the matter of the asteroid directly into energy or perhaps a flock of wild geese in space suits with string attached to their little legs as they flag their rocket equipped wings madly.

      In all seriousness, I don't know. I think the problem in front of us atm is actually getting into space. Hopefully in 1000 years or so we may have actually done that and by the time we need to do this we would actually have the technology to have tested it out on another celestial body first.

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  167. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whoa whoa whoa, guy.. Mars and Europa? Baby steps - lets make Alabama inhabitable first

  168. Won't somebody please think of the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    astronomical unit!

    Bugger life on earth how do we deal with a constantly changing unit of measurement!

  169. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sigh, I find these Nuclear Energy trolls absolutely everywhere.

  170. stability isn't necessarily ideal by speedtux · · Score: 1

    People argue that this-or-that feature makes planets and suns more stable and hence better suited for life. But life may need cataclysms and in order to arise and advance.

    And if humans survive a few hundred million years, this will motivate us to spread out across the galaxy.

  171. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Majestix · · Score: 1

    ROFL!!!!

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  172. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Majestix · · Score: 1

    HA....after reading this story, i feel myself evolving right now in preparation.

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  173. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    Show off.

    It's nothing to brag about. Now the size of my penis, on the other hand...

  174. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Abjifyicious · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Do you even know how much waste you're talking about? Imagine a cylinder 10mm in diameter. A 5mm slice of that cylinder will supply your energy needs for a year.

    Do *you* even know how much waste *you* are talking about? The US alone has accumulated over 60,000 metric tons of nuclear waste from fission reactors. Your figure of a 5mm by 10mm cylinder per year of waste is ridiculous.

    Yes, of course coal releases more radioactive material into the atmosphere. Since we have to store the nuclear waste, *none* of it ends up in the atmosphere.

    Now I'm not saying coal is good, or that nuclear isn't necessarily worth it...but if you want to advocate nuclear power, then stop damaging its credibility with arguments like these.

  175. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *Not the sound of the atmosphere evaporating.

    The atmosphere is already vapor, so it can't evaporate....maybe you meant escaping.

  176. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah sure. Heard of Superphenix? There's a different between theory and practice, and we've yet to be able to build a working fast breeder reactor. None of those in the wikipedia article ever worked or were suited for commercial production, and there are reasons for that.

  177. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I beg to differ. Through evolution, my ancestors will have survived and continue to THRIVE off of high-fructose corn syrup foods.

    Unless there is time travel involved in this theory of yours... I think the word you are looking for is "descendants", instead of "anscestors"!

  178. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and we still haven't found a method to either safely store it away or make it less hazardous.

    Even though it's been said 1e6 times before on /. and I'm sure someone will say it elsewhere, bullshit.

    1e6 = 1

  179. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    I think your time machine is broken; IIRC that memo wasn't from last week or 2001, it's 2010's memo.

  180. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by RabidMoose · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I don't understand why you seem to think having radioactivity released into the atmosphere is preferable to having it stored safely at a power plant.

    As for waste, a large coal power plant (under full load) requires about 10,000 tons of coal per day. This doesn't include the energy needed to transport the coal to the plant (via a big ass train).

    And that nuclear "waste" that we've got 60,000 metric tons of? Were it legal to actually build breeder reactors, we could use it to generate more power, and be left with hardly any radioactive waste in the end.

  181. Dollarization by tepples · · Score: 1

    Single currency? Not sure, never heard of that one.

    Might that have been sarcasm? Look at how many countries have already dollarized to the U.S. dollar, the euro, or a currency pegged to one of those.

  182. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In fact, in less than a billion years we could get to Alpha Centauri by walking a mere 5km/h.

  183. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by interkin3tic · · Score: 4, Funny

    What pressure does homo sapiens to evolve, given that our technological abilities largely shield us from the pressures of our environment?

    Our technology itself. Hopefully. If we haven't figured out cybernetic immortality in a half a billion years, I'll be... well, dead, but disappointed.

  184. So that explains why my house isn't worth shit. by VinB · · Score: 1

    Can't get much for a house in a solar system where the sun is about to go kaploowee!

  185. Whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I start hoarding beer now, I should be fine.

  186. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think anyone really cares.

  187. OMG!! THE SKY IS FALLING! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    err, they sky is boiling?

  188. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by sxltrex · · Score: 1

    And the reason they weren't cheaper had little to do with technology and a whole lot to do with legislation. The government made is so difficult and expensive to build a nuclear power plant that the utilities and investors simply gave up.

    Ten years ago, at SONGS, the estimate for installing conduit was $1,000 per foot. Not because there was anything special about the conduit being used, but because of the associated documentation, legal, and filing fees.

  189. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by ukyoCE · · Score: 0

    1e6 != 1^6

    1e6 = 1,000,000 = 1 million

    Double checked on a scientific calculator.

  190. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Trailer+Park+Boy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Were talking about hundreds of millions of years, what makes you think our current civilization will be stable on those time scales? Large scale disasters such as nuclear war or asteroid strikes that may be unlikely in the short term become very likely given enough time. Any kind of disaster or civilization collapse could lead to groups of humans becoming reproductively isolated, leading to speciation events. The idea that we will still be the same species in a hundred million years time seems pretty unlikely to me. Not impossible, but unlikely.

  191. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why would we terraform Europe?

  192. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by FCAdcock · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't just dropping the dtuff into one of the world's active volcano's work? I mean even if it doesn't melt and sink, who's going to go near it?

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  193. Re: Universal Persecution of the Christian Faith by jedidiah · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Nope.

    One faction was just strong enough to wipe out the others.

    Also, there are plenty of people willing to claim that other Xians are
    too busy doing "something else" to be proper Xians. This can be a lot of
    fun to watch if you live in a "mixed" community.

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  194. Panic! by crmartin · · Score: 1

    Yup. Recognizably human species have been around for, oh, say a million years, real like home sapiens sapiens for 0.1 million years. We should definitely worry about what will happen in 500 or 1000 million years.

    As to the other point, I kind of hate to point it out, but the number of places with life that aren't really ideal for life is going to far exceed the number that are ideal. In fact, I think you can say that places actually ideal for life occur with probability 0.

  195. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My girlfriend's vagina is so tight that there's no way she could give birth naturally

    That can happen when you don't have the girth to stretch it out.

  196. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by bentcd · · Score: 4, Informative

    Nuclear energy is not clean.

    The main reason nuclear energy hasn't been clean is that the ones we have had up to now have by and large been optimized for one single primary concern: producing weapons-grade fissionable materials. Manufacturing energy has been a welcome by-product of that and the waste an accepted cost.

    If we were to instead design nuclear plants optimized for green energy production we could make them almost arbitrarily clean. We would use efficient breeder reactors that burn up almost all their fuel, and we'd sequester any remaining waste for proper disposal rather than spew the radioactive waste into the air for all to enjoy like our coal plants are doing today.

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  197. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by shadwstalkr · · Score: 5, Informative

    The US has accumulated that much waste because it is illegal in the US to reprocess that waste into more uranium pellets. Other countries with active nuclear programs recycle their waste, drastically reducing the volume and half-life of the net waste output.

  198. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1

    In just six thousand years we have evolved to take pleasure in a cat's purr.

    The ancient Egyptians likely enjoyed the cat's purr, so it is probably more cultural than anything else. For my own part, a cat's purr makes me want to grab them and throw them against a brick wall. But then, I'm more of a dog person.

  199. Death and life and hapiness by fish_in_the_c · · Score: 1

    This kind of thing is a good reminder that , if anything is lasting , or worth doing, it would have to be something done for a god , that truely exists, because man, this planet, and all remnants of what we were will be vaporized as the sun expands.

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  200. 100% of evidence by hoggoth · · Score: 1

    > the Sun may not be the ideal kind of star to nurture life, and that the Earth may not be the ideal size.

    100% of the available evidence claims that the Sun *IS* the ideal kind of star to nurture life, and the Earth *IS* the ideal size for life.
    Netcraft report notwithstanding.

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    1. Re:100% of evidence by hoppo · · Score: 1

      Thank you!

      To hypothesize that the sun and earth may not be the "ideal" situations for life is absurd. There's no way to even qualify a statement like that. It's intellectual masturbation to the point of uselessness.

  201. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    Why should we assume Earth is not an unusual planet, when there is strong evidence pointing towards a highly unlikely collisions in the early solar system giving rise to the Earth-Moon system as we see it today?

    There was an article in New Scientist last week iirc about the liklyhood of a giant satellite being necessary for life. If it proves true, Asimov was right again. In one of his last Foundation books, which had no intelligent life but humans, it had Earth's moon being the reason highly developed life here.

  202. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

    Maybe robot chicken can make another "One sided fist fights" skit.

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  203. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by operagost · · Score: 1, Interesting

    With the privatization of energy companies, nuclear energy is a disaster waiting to happen.

    What is it about socialized energy generation that makes it safer? After all, the worst nuclear accident in history occurred in the Soviet Union. By contrast, the privately owned (but admittedly, well regulated) Three Mile Island 1 reactor did not release any radiation into the surrounding area and no personnel were injured.

    It's a matter of how the core-values of for-profit organisations manifest themselves in the market, which is essentially to maximize profits.

    Oh, I see. Because the thirst for power in government isn't as dangerous as the thirst for wealth in the private sector?

    Government regulation won't work, since governments core values are to maximize their own survival, and this is primarily faciliated by aligning themselves with profit-maximizing legislation for for-profit organizations.

    You could argue that they don't have to walk the line, and can avoid mistakes, but considering what a wonderful service I'm getting from British Gas right now, I definitely do not want nuclear energy in their "competent" hands.

    OK, so you DON'T think that government is the answer. I don't see any solutions in your post. Here's mine: well-regulated, privately owned nuclear plants. The USA has had these for decades with, as I mentioned, one accident 30 years ago with no injuries or environmental damage.

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  204. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by damburger · · Score: 1

    I find that argument unconvincing personally. If you want a stabilizing influence, then life has a decent chance on certain moons of gas giants.

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  205. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by operagost · · Score: 1

    Get your ass to Mars!

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  206. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Kehvarl · · Score: 1

    Actually, the reason nuclear power isn't "clean" at the moment is because all the commercial power-producing reactors have been built with the overriding purpose of -not- producing anything like weapon-grade plutonium.
    The biggest objection to breeder reactors is that they produce or "breed" fissionable material under normal operating conditions. Ideally in a breeder reactor this material would then be used as fuel to produce more energy and less highly-radioactive waste, but objectors like to note that it could be extracted and used in weapons instead.

  207. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by bs7rphb · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Just like being environmentally conscious and opposed to GM crops. Absolute madness. Herbicide-resistant GM crops are fantastic for the local environment - they need much less herbicide use than either conventionally- or organically-grown crops to produce a decent yield, which means more green weeds, more flowers; more bees, butterflies and birds.

    I used to work on the UK GM crop split-field trials, where half the field was conventionally-treated conventional crop, and half was herbicide-resistant crop treated with less herbicide (as designed). The GM side was always green, buzzing with insects, and had noticeably more bird-life; the conventional side was bare earth until the crop came through, then stayed much less verdant. The farmers loved the GM crop, as it needed less work (fewer sprayings) and less costly herbicide.

    The 'environmental' protesters would always ruin the conventional half of the field. They saw the brown, ugly side and thought 'well that must be the evil GM side'. Of course, once half the split-field trial was trashed, the whole trial was wasted. The experiment didn't provide any useful data, and we in the UK are still spraying our fields with herbicide.

    Greenpeace? Wankers.

  208. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Evolution has taken off in humanity since civilization began. Larger interacting cross-breeding population enhances the spread and recombination of new genes. It was even on /.
    http://science.slashdot.org/science/07/12/11/0428202.shtml
    "Go forth and multiply thyself!"

  209. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by xenobyte · · Score: 1

    It might be that evolution slows down when there's no incentive to evolve, but it will never stop. Evolution is part adaption, part 'new ideas' which may be either useful or useless.

    What's more, there's no reason why humans wouldn't purposely evolve themselves through biological and technological enhancements (augmentation), first to use our current planet better (ability to digest cellulose, breathe underwater, tolerate temperature extremes and the pressure of the deepest oceans which some whales (also mammals) already can, resistance to most or all diseases) and then the easy step to move to Mars, Jupiter's moon Europe and whatever we find in our neighborhood that's livable perhaps with a bit of terraforming, then into pure space. This may take a billion years but I'm sure it'll happen in just a few hundred or a few thousand years. The benefits are just too great not to do this, especially in the long run.

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  210. Deism, not theism by copponex · · Score: 1

    That only gets you to a deist point of view. Theism is a huge leap from "I don't understand, so a Creator did it" to "I don't understand, but out of thousands of holy books, THIS one is correct."

    To be a member of an Abrahamic religion and take their books literally, you have to believe:

    1. You can cure leprosy by killing a bird on an alter, and dipping another bird in it's blood. (Judaism)

    2. That if a man is mentally disturbed, one way to cure him is to drive the "demons" in him into a flock of pigs who then commit suicide by running off a cliff. (Christianity)

    3. That ants can talk and there are evil spirits called djinns all around us at all times. (Islam)

    All of these beliefs are frankly stupid. Evidenced by the fact that every religion has been dragged kicking and screaming into the future, because where there is free thought and true free will and the scientific method, religion offers very little.

    PS Any responses that don't directly admit to believing in such petty parlor tricks as a literalist are simply white noise.

  211. That is the end game of cheap, clean energy? by nCnt++ · · Score: 1

    For any company that I can think of I can drop all of their expenditures into three buckets: labor to produce a product, 2) material to build the product and 3) energy for the production. Given bucket 1 comes from the populous and 2 comes from Earth's resources what happens when energy is so cheap that it is no longer a limiting factor to production?

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  212. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 0, Troll

    A breeder reactor is a plutonium factory. Really want to sprinkle them all over the planet? The security, safety, and proliferation challenge would be insolvable.

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  213. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

    Why, oh why, did I blow my mod points on goatse links?

  214. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by DaGoatSpanka · · Score: 1

    how do we jump start supernova?

    Red cable positive, black cable ground.

  215. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

    Problem is too many DIPSHITS are in the way of plentiful cheap energy.

    No, the problem is that physics and geopolitics are in the way of plentiful cheap energy.

    Perhaps you've noticed that people are threatening to bomb Iran over the development of fission power? Even if fission was a viable power source from an ecological perspective, the security issues would make it unworkable.

    But it's not. The problem of nuclear waste remains unsolved. Reprocessing spent fuel in "breeder reactors", the nuke-think's favorite option, is not just a safety and proliferation nightmare, it still doesn't deal with the thorium, radium, radon, and lead isotopes.

    Accelerator-based "energy amplifier" systems have some potential, as do fusion. But fission is a lousy solution, that would never have gotten to the point it is no on its own merits. It's pushed by governments (from the U.S. through Iran) that want to camouflage their nuclear weapons ambitions by talking up "Atoms for Peace" and "Electricity too cheap to meter"!

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  216. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    For my own part, a cat's purr makes me want to grab them and throw them against a brick wall. But then, I'm more of a dog person.

    Kind of like Klingons and Tribbles? I used to not like cats, having always had dogs, until I got to know a cat.

  217. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Govno · · Score: 2, Informative

    Do *you* know the actual physical volume of "60,000 metric tons" of nuclear waste, offhand?

    Plutonium: 19816 kg/m^3 http://www.economicexpert.com/a/Plutonium.htm
    Uranium: density = 19.05 grams per cubic centimetre = 19,050 kg/m^3 http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_Weight_of_1_cubic_meter_of_uranium

    60000 tons / 19 tons per cubic meter = ~ 3158 cubic meters, or approximately 1 to 3 olympic swimming pools, depending on depth. http://hypertextbook.com/facts/2005/JeffreyGilbert.shtml

    This nuclear waste stuff redefines the meaning of the term "heavy" in heavy waste.

  218. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by bentcd · · Score: 2, Informative

    (...) The biggest objection to breeder reactors is that they produce or "breed" fissionable material under normal operating conditions. Ideally in a breeder reactor this material would then be used as fuel to produce more energy and less highly-radioactive waste, but objectors like to note that it could be extracted and used in weapons instead.

    This is only really a problem because we have married ourselves to uranium and plutonium based reactor designs, again as a consequence of wanting to build nukes. The civilian offshoots of this technology are quite unpleasant as you say earlier. Had we had purely commercial motives from the start we would have developed thorium breeder reactors at an early point to largely avoid the whole nuclear proliferation issue.

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  219. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by operagost · · Score: 1

    Capitalism gave us nuclear reactors, but socialists took them away.

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  220. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 1

    Not sure about you but in half a billion years I plan to be long since dead.

    Quitter. I plan to live forever. My plan is going very well so far.

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  221. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Radhruin · · Score: 1

    Yessir, the next frontier in human evolution is our own self-guided evolution. Soon (cosmologically speaking) we will have the ability and no qualms what-so-ever about tweaking the genetic makeup of our species. Also, I suspect that our purely biological parts will merely be a framework for something far more grand, something of our own design. We almost have the ability to do this sort of thing now, and in the long term, it'd be an absolute waste not to use such technology to improve our species.

  222. too little carbon dioxide will end complex life by peter303 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Geobiologist Peter Ward claimed in his book The Medea Hypothesis . that the long term trend in CO2 is declining and there willbe too little for eukaroyote life in a few hundred million years. The early Earth probabaly had double-digit percentage C02 like its neighbors Mars and Venus. That declined to percent or two by the start of multicellular life a half billion years ago. Then It fell currently to three-hundreds of a percent until anthromophic burning looks it will double that. But the long term trend is decline. When CO2 falls below one hundredth of a percent it will be too little for photosynthesis, plant and animal life. The Earth will then revert to the bacteria planet it was for most of its history.

    Where does the CO2 go? It dissolves in the ocean and turns into carbonate rock where its pretty well locked up, unless a volcano burns it back into gas. Sea creature skeletons add to this process. 99.98% of Earth's carbon is currently locked in limestone. The rest is in the biosphere and petroleum deposits.

    Fair simple global environmental engineering could reverse the process. Just burn limestone to release CO2. Thats how people make lime for cement. But do this on a gloabl scale.

    P.S. The Medea Hypothesis is a pun on the Gaia Hypothesis. Porfessor Ward suggests ecology is not stable and friendly to life. But it goes bserk and causes mass extinctions now and then. Read the rest of his book.

  223. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by hurfy · · Score: 1

    A leftie, eh?

  224. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I think that's less ironic and more "+5 Ahead of Schedule"

  225. Worst part by SupremoMan · · Score: 0, Troll

    in 500 million years there will still be religious idiots around to tell us "I told you so!"

  226. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 1

    How about tidal power or river power? I am not saying make more dams. It is more like the wind turbine but under water. Most people will not see the turbines. Pollution is only from the creation of the turbine.

  227. Re:This just in from the IPCC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You must be new around... uh, anywhere.

  228. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I totally agree. The Greens in the US and Germany have the same sort of myopia. This is very difficult for me, because on most issues, I tend to agree with the Greens more than just about any other political party. But on this one issue, they are so obviously irrational that I understand why many of my friends can't take them seriously. I love the Greens but I just can't defend their anti-nuclear kneejerk position. Maybe when the 60's hippie wing of the party dies out, they'll rethink this.

  229. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Show off.

    It's nothing to brag about. Now the size of my penis, on the other hand...

    I wouldn't be bragging about the size of your penis. Crying maybe.

  230. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by clone53421 · · Score: 1

    drastically reducing the volume and half-life of the net waste output.

    That's the wrong word...

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  231. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who are they to say what the right size earth should be? Life is booming and thriving right now and it's already proven earth is the right size because it has been supporting life for countless years. These comments are the result of an individuals theory, which he or she will never be able to prove. Smells like crack pot science and a reckless slap in the face to already proven intelligent design ( Please watch " Expelled... No intelligence allowed ", by Ben Stein. ) Maybe they should worry about living the next 50 years of their life first... Aye!

  232. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you have point , however if you allot that humans live on mars or any other world without earth gravity levels that would fundamentally affect their evolution and until we develop the tech to give us that artificial gravity plating or inertial dampeners then long term space travel would also fundamentally change us as well ... theres also the probablity of caste systems developing within the species for laborers, brains , breeders , it all depends on where the species takes it .. theres those that mod their dna , or those that modify themselves with tech integration ,

  233. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by clong83 · · Score: 1

    Yes, we simply must reverse this policy if this country is ever going to take nuclear seriously. Much nuclear waste is still useful material, but we limit ourselves from reprocessing it to use it more completely. Another reason for inflated "nuclear waste" numbers is because, as I understand it, anything that comes out of secured areas is labeled "nuclear waste" and disposed of. So used radiation suits and other such harmless things are part of the total.

    Quick link to back this up, I'm sure there are better sites...

    http://www.history.rochester.edu/class/EZRA/

  234. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by MJMullinII · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The US has accumulated that much waste because it is illegal in the US to reprocess that waste into more uranium pellets. Other countries with active nuclear programs recycle their waste, drastically reducing the volume and half-life of the net waste output.

    Actually it's not. President Reagan rescinded President Carter's Presidential Order to forbid reprocessing.

    The reason reprocessing isn't done in the United States is because, quite frankly, it isn't needed. We have plenty of raw uranium for the foreseeable future, an this lauded amount of Nuclear Waste (I'll just assume the parents declaration of 60,000 tons is correct) wouldn't even come close to filling a single football field (where it stacked in a square).

    For going on 70 years of Nuclear Operations, a single football field of waste is pretty damn good compared to the tons of fly ash heaps we've got laying around.

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  235. Big wheel keep on turnin' by synth7 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Just to expand upon the parent's point: Native Americans most certainly knew of the wheel and applied it where they felt it was useful, however for most tribes it simply wasn't useful. To make it more useful you'd have had to construct decent paths or roads, and the benefits of improved roads would have been of little help save for facilitating wheeled-transport use. It was not that inventing uses for the wheel was beyond them... but that the wheel's continued use requires a level of "buying into" the idea across the entire culture. Frankly, their choice to use canoes and horses was probably optimal for the purposes they wanted to achieve.

  236. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

    What is it about socialized energy generation that makes it safer?

    More chance of direct control. In a government, if things start getting too sketchy, you can throw the bums out and get newer bums that are more focused on the issue (no, it doesn't happen often, but it does happen occasionally). Government meetings and plans are much more open than those of private entities (less than they were a few years ago, but still more open).

    Because the thirst for power in government isn't as dangerous as the thirst for wealth in the private sector?

    No, it's just as dangerous. It's just more likely to be contained when you have a right to vote.

    Here's mine: well-regulated, privately owned nuclear plants.

    Here's mine: If we must have nuclear plants, either have the government own them or make them (highly) regulated monopolies so that they can't escape government control.

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  237. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Kehvarl · · Score: 1

    I agree that one of the multitude of breeder reactor options (FBR, IFR, etc) seems to be a more effective way to go. I was attempting to point out that modern civilian reactors (light water pressurized reactors) are not the type that are run to produce weapon-grade plutonium or uranium. One of the reasons we have so much "waste" material out of them is due to that consideration, actually. The biggest issue with the waste fuel is that it would need to be reprocessed to be any use at all, either as fuel or for weapons; whereas the output from most breeders can be immediately reinserted into the reactor and "burned" to produce more energy.

  238. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    * 2100 - humans loose ability to read/write

    Mod +5 Ironic

    What are you talking about? Clearly he means that humans will finally give up our monopoly on written language and allow dolphins, bears, rats, and whichever other species want the ability to have it.

    It's a excellent development, as long as we keep it within the mammals. Birds are annoying enough without the ability to publish celebrity gossip tabloids.

  239. Reduce human breeding by blue_teeth · · Score: 1

    Whatever technological solution we may have, unless we reduce breeding, nothing will help. There is limited room on this planet. Whoever says "entire world population can be accommodated in state of Texas", let him/her stay for 3 months in slums of Mumbai.

  240. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yeah, well... pity, CLEAN nuclear energy isn't available... yet.

  241. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    Actually, I'm probably the only guy you'll ever hear wishing it was smaller. There's no advantage whatever to having a big dick.

  242. 500 years are enough... by Luke_2010 · · Score: 1

    500.000 years to go? Come on... As a race our fate is going to be sorted in the next 500 years, and I'm giving us a long time... In the next few centuries we will have found a way to make the Alcubierre's Warp Drive theory (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcubierre_Warp_Drive) feasible otherwise it will simply means that we are extinct.

  243. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Biggest problem is the corporations that you have to license the GM stuff from.

    Patented food? No thank you.

    Next arsehole please.

  244. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your girlfriend's vagina isn't especially tight, human babies just have freakishly huge heads. The reason for this is not lack of pressure to select against dangerous births, its that the evolutionary cost/benefit equation favoured intelligence over safe childbirth.

    But only up to a limit imposed by the size of the pelvis, which is why we like wide hips^W^Wbig butts (and we cannot lie...)

    If technology removes that limitation, we'll still continue to evolve. Perhaps, after 50,000 years of routine Ceasarian sections (or just growing our embryos in vats), our descendants will look like bobble-head dolls.

  245. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by ForShizzle · · Score: 0

    In 100 million years anything could happen. A superbug that causes DNA to mutate, sharks grow legs, lungs, large brains and a desire for human blood. Just because we have no reason to evolve now doesn't mean it wont happen again down the road. I'm just saying. But you're right, if the path we're on doesn't significantly change, we will have no reason to evolve.

  246. "They aren't buying it!" by HomerNet · · Score: 0, Troll

    Scientist 1: "They're poking holes in our Anthropogenic Global Warming sca...er, I mean 'theory'...stop laughing, this is serious guys! They're figuring out that we didn't really have any evidence that global warming was mankind's fault! Just like they figured out that the whole 'over-population' and 'New Ice Age' thing was all bupkus! We need a new great big scare, something that will secure the 'scientific' community the nearly unlimited funds we've been enjoying since we convinced the world we were killing each other just by driving our cars!"

    Scientist 2: "Well...I've got this interstellar space flight project, but the technology is still a few centuries off from being mature enough to do any real-world tests..."

    Scientist 3: "Hey, the sun's been warming the system up by a degree or two, right? People are starting to notice that..."

    Scientist 1: "Wait...wait! I got it! We'll release new data that says that the SUN will kill us all after a long time frame! That will GUARANTEE that not only will WE be rolling in cash, but scientists for hundreds of years to come will be filthy rich, too!"

    Scientists 2 & 3: "GENIUS!"

    *beers are passed all around*

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  247. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What pressure does homo sapiens to evolve, given that our technological abilities largely shield us from the pressures of our environment?

    Some already have pointed out that there's still "environmental" pressure (some of which is home-grown). But there's still more to this evolution thingie: Evolution is not so much a thing of the environment, but rather of how the process works, i. e., genetically.

    It's not that sharks and other animals that haven't changed much during the last millions of years experience no environmental pressure--there's enormous pressure on these animals, and that's why every new generation evolves in a way as to be as efficient a shark as it can get ... "without" environmental pressure, sharks would change to be more efficient in some way, that is, start climbing trees and whatnot. But environmental pressure keeps them in their niche.

    There's no such thing as "no pressure".

    The same with humans. And your definition of "environment" is rather useless for dealing with environmental pressure, anyway. We do (partly) create our own environment. If culture changes too fast to lead to evolutionary change in response, be it so. But if our synthetic environment constantly exerts some specific pressure (through eating crappy, highly processed food, for example), than we'll certainly adapt.

    Adaptation, for that matter, doesn't necessarily mean a benefit, it could rather be a loss of features we no longer need (teeth, for example).

  248. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by hkmwbz · · Score: 1

    Yes, you would likely be crying after he's done stuffing his penis in your cavities...

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  249. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Trails · · Score: 1

    You believe that the people directly responsible for managing gov't-run power plant safety change with elections? My good sir or madam, if you belive that elections have much bearing on safety at a plant, you are sorely deluded.

    "Here's mine: If we must have nuclear plants, either have the government own them or make them (highly) regulated monopolies so that they can't escape government control."
    Oh yeah, gov't sanctioned monopolies are the pinnacle of efficiency and responsibility.

  250. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by eclectro · · Score: 4, Funny

    It should be made of gilded marble and be large enough to be seen from space. You're welcome.

    Ok, we did that, but it melted and crumbled under the blazing heat. We live underground now. - The Future People.

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  251. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by BigBlueOx · · Score: 1

    By the time the earth is uninhabitable, we will have terraformed Mars and Europa.

    ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA
    ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE

  252. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
    "The problem is how to keep radioactive waste in storage until it decays after hundreds of thousands of years."

    I don't have a degree in physics, but I do know that those isotopes that remain radioactive for hundreds of thousands of years (or more) do so because they aren't very radioactive, and those that are highly radioactive don't last that long. Not only that, the highly radioactive isotopes emit less and less radiation as time goes by because there's less and less of it. Alfvén may be a Nobel laureate in physics, but I wonder if he's taken the above into account in this case. I'm just a layman, but I have my doubts about what he says. Checking, I see that his work was in magnetohydrodynamics, meaning that he's talking here outside of his specialty.

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  253. So that explains it by dugrrr · · Score: 1

    Republicans are for military buildup because they can survive a nuclear war!

  254. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    * 2100 - humans loose ability to read/write

    LOL

    Either you meant 'lose', or you meant '2001' :P

  255. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Eventually fissile material will cease being fissile and yet still be dangerous. FBRs are a stop gap and it also allows us to make more out of a given sample of fissile material, but, it doesn't solve the waste problem, it just puts more stops before a given sample of material will become a problem.

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  256. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by CptNerd · · Score: 1

    G(T,p) = U + pV â' TS

    A(T,V) = U â' TS

    What else is there to figure out?

    What the â' sign is.

    "â'pocalypse", apparently...

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  257. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by steelfood · · Score: 1

    Not ironic, exemplary!

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  258. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Tweenk · · Score: 1

    Your figure of a 5mm by 10mm cylinder per year of waste is ridiculous.

    This is the figure *per person*...

    Moreover, 60,000 tons of waste is very little on the country scale. A round pond that's 200 meters across and 2 meters deep on the average will contain more than this weight of water. And you can put 25 such lakes in one square kilometer. By comparison, Louisiana alone has over 135,000 square kilometers of land area...

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  259. Two billion years is a long time by SevenHands · · Score: 1

    I know the time span of two billion years sounds like a very very long time, and considering the total span that homo-sapiens have been on this earth is just a small fraction of this two billion years, but I imagine I am not the only one who feels a slight twinge of anxiety knowing that our time as a species on this planet is finite, and there may be nothing we are able to do about it. However two billion years is a long time, and alot will change before then.

  260. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Starcub · · Score: 0, Troll

    The rest of the world stores the byproducts safely on site, and there's no reason we can't do the same.

    In one year your typical US nuclear power plant produces about 20 metric tons of nuclear waste. They typically store this on site already, however once they run out of capacity to store the waste, they either have to shut down, or ship it out to some storage facility. Since there is currently not enough room to store all the waste that is generated, some plants have had to shut down prematurely.

    There is a storage facility that in yucca mountain that has been in legal/political limbo for decades that was supposed to be used to store nuclear waste from civil power plants. Since the government entered into contracts with plant operators to store waste there, and cannot, the taxpayer is now, in addition to paying for the storage facility which is not being used, paying nuclear plant operators to hold on to their waste. Furthermore, because the facility isn't projected to be accepting waste for at least another ten years, waste will become an even bigger problem than it is now.

    Individual plant operators are going to be responsible for storing and dispoing of their waste. Because of past bottom line oriented behavior demonstrated by some power companies, watchdog groups are concerned that the power companies will not honor their responsibilities to safely decommission the plants. Power companies aren't allowed to reprocess any of their nuclear waste either, for fear that byproducts might be sold to terrorists.

    Don't get to thinking that the new reactor designs are going to save us either. Breeder reactor's aren't really used in the US because of problems encountered when they were initially run, and because they are viewed by nuclear power providers as being too expensive in comparision to traditional PWR reactors. If you look at the reactors that GE wants to build with stimulus funds, you'll find they are mearly improvements on existing tech.

    Burning coal (the only practical alternative to nuclear)...

    That's BS. There are a number of practical alternatives emerging in the marketplace, including natural gas, biofuels, and wind and solar (depending on where you live). Even burning coal doesn't have to be dirty.

  261. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by clone53421 · · Score: 1

    Unicode minus sign, probably.

    −

    Tested it in "preview" and it does show up as â'.

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  262. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Fantom42 · · Score: 1

    This is only really a problem because we have married ourselves to uranium and plutonium based reactor designs, again as a consequence of wanting to build nukes. The civilian offshoots of this technology are quite unpleasant as you say earlier. Had we had purely commercial motives from the start we would have developed thorium breeder reactors at an early point to largely avoid the whole nuclear proliferation issue.

    This is a bit of a distortion of history. We did build a Thorium breeder reactor early on at Shippingport. In this case the "we" are Naval Reactors, directed by Rickover. The concept was intended to be purely for civilian use.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shippingport_Reactor

    There is a company who is developing similar technologies and trying to market it all over the world as proliferation resistant fuel, called "Thorium Power".

    There were some difficulties with Thorium. One of them was the fact that while the activity of the fuel had a short half-life, it was much higher initial activity, making maintenance a bit more of a challenge. Other issues as well. My point is that your statement about commercial motives is a bit of a distortion of history.

  263. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Seedy2 · · Score: 1

    Even if nuclear energy is a disaster waiting to happen, coal and oil are disasters that are already happening. For-profit organizations are responsible for the continuation of their use. Utilities, such as power, should never, under any circumstances, be allow to be operated by for-profit concerns. For-profit organizations have only a single concern: paying their investors, no matter what anyone says, that is their sole care.
    Nuclear power is safe and effective, as long as no penny-pinching profit mongers are allowed anywhere near them. e.g. please look up the number of problem caused by nuclear powered plants on nuclear powered naval vessels. At least in the US the people running those plants have a vested interest in keeping them going, safely; they live in them. There is no reason a fission plant cannot be run safely and effectively in the US except the FUD that's been spread about it has poisoned the minds of the very folk that should be fighting for it. The other problem is all the folks that are making so much money off of us for power now are loathe to give up all the profit they are making and will spend a fair piece of it to prevent anyone moving in that direction.

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  264. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Seedy2 · · Score: 1

    Of course one of the by-products of breeder reactors is the whole weapons grade material thing that makes other countries nervous. Making breeders illegal was part of a plan to assuage the fears of those other countries, and get them to stop building them. Of course it didn't really work out.

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  265. Re:This just in from the IPCC by polar+red · · Score: 1

    no. I have a reduction in taxes due to installing better windows.

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  266. Not yet it isn't by Benfea · · Score: 1

    Unlike a lot of other liberals, my brain doesn't freeze up at the mere utterance of the word "nuclear" ("nukyuler" if you're Bush or Carter), but as of right now nuclear energy is not cost effective without a lot of subsidizing by the government. I suspect that as carbon-based energy resources get more expensive, nuclear energy (as well as other energy sources) will become more and more economically viable.

  267. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by bentcd · · Score: 1

    This is only really a problem because we have married ourselves to uranium and plutonium based reactor designs, again as a consequence of wanting to build nukes. The civilian offshoots of this technology are quite unpleasant as you say earlier. Had we had purely commercial motives from the start we would have developed thorium breeder reactors at an early point to largely avoid the whole nuclear proliferation issue.

    This is a bit of a distortion of history. We did build a Thorium breeder reactor early on at Shippingport. In this case the "we" are Naval Reactors, directed by Rickover. The concept was intended to be purely for civilian use.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shippingport_Reactor

    There is a company who is developing similar technologies and trying to market it all over the world as proliferation resistant fuel, called "Thorium Power".

    There were some difficulties with Thorium. One of them was the fact that while the activity of the fuel had a short half-life, it was much higher initial activity, making maintenance a bit more of a challenge. Other issues as well. My point is that your statement about commercial motives is a bit of a distortion of history.

    On the contrary, your own text supports my point: we put the bulk of our efforts into developing uranium/plutonium based reactor designs and marginalized potentially cleaner thorium designs. Sure, some have pursued those regardless, such as India, but they are working with very limited resources and international interest is also very modest. The truth of the matter is, if you couldn't table some Cold War military benefit for your nuclear programme you just wouldn't be seeing very big budgets back there in the industry's formative years. And to create a whole new nuclear reactor design from scratch you /need/ those big budgets because, as you say, there are considerable challenges in doing so.

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  268. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Javagator · · Score: 1

    Funniest post I've seen on here in a long time.

  269. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by treeves · · Score: 1

    J. Willard Gibbs, is that you?

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  270. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >By the time this happens we will have reached the other stars. So you can stop worrying about it.

    Unless of course a meteor, tsunami, volcano, or stupid humans don't extinct us first.

  271. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Machtyn · · Score: 1

    What do we do with all the nuclear waste produced from fission? The waste products have a half-life of 4.5 billion years and there is no permanent storage location.

    I say blast the waste to the sun, but that's rather permanent if we find we can actually do something with the waste.

  272. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's easier to utilize a breeder reactor (Fast or Thermal) to produce weapons grade material than most PWR or BWR designs. In fact, Plutonium for weapons is always derived from a breeder design. (You are breeding Pu-239 from U-238). That being said, you are correct about breeders being capable of utilizing almost any radioactive waste for fuel.

  273. Re:This just in from the IPCC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no. I have a reduction in taxes due to installing better windows.

    No, you don't!

  274. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Fyzzler · · Score: 1

    I will give you peak oil, but peak coal is still being predicted as 2025 +- 5 years and the USA at even the most conservative estimate, still has a 100+ year supply for our own use.

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  275. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by HolyCrapSCOsux · · Score: 1

    Ah, Culture then. Banks fan?

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  276. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's a terrible idea. When Xenu dropped us all into the volcanoes, it gave me nightmares for years, until I got clear.

  277. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by mmontour · · Score: 1

    What do we do with all the nuclear waste produced from fission?

    Reprocess it to extract fuel that can be re-used in other power plants (e.g. CANDU reactors can run on the waste from a light-water reactor). Extract other elements where commercially viable (e.g. rare and expensive stuff like rhodium). Vitrify the leftovers and then store them in abandoned uranium mines (which were already filled with radioactive rocks before humans came along).

  278. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by bakes · · Score: 1

    So long, and thanks for all the fish ...

    Did anyone else misread this as 'double-backward somersault'?

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  279. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Trogre · · Score: 1

    Well let's see:

    Here's Pi with a hat:

    π̂

    Nope, still broken.

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  280. Earth not the best planet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then what planet is best to get my O?

  281. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by loshwomp · · Score: 1

    There are a number of practical alternatives emerging in the marketplace, including natural gas, biofuels, and wind and solar (depending on where you live). Even burning coal doesn't have to be dirty.

    None of the alternatives you mention are within an order of magnitude of replacing coal or nuclear. Biofuels? Are you serious? Not even within two orders of magnitude.

    It's not coal vs. natural gas. NG might scale, but even if you believe there's an adequate supply, it's several times more expensive.

    It's not coal vs. wind and solar, either. Cheap baseload energy means coal and nuclear -- that's the tradeoff. I'm all for wind and solar power (we should be building out as fast as we can) but pretending they're somehow comparable to coal and nuclear is nuts.

  282. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "This doesn't include the energy needed to transport the coal to the plant (via a big ass train)".

    Actually, all it takes is a conveyor belt (with low energy requirements), as in the Latrobe Valley - P.M.Lawrence.

  283. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What do we do with all the nuclear waste produced from fission?

    Well, let's see. You're talking about a substance with a half-life of 4.5 billion years. Uranium 238 has a half-life of 4.46 billion years, so let's assume you meant that. According to a sub-entry on the page I just referenced, U-238 can be used for radiation shielding.

    Yup. You heard right. You can use this horrible waste product to protect you from the more hazardous waste products.

    Long half-lives mean the structure is relatively stable. Only when an atom decays and/or spits out a particle are you in any potential danger.

    I asked my father (a condensed matter physicist) to name a highly dangerous radioactive substance and he said Radium. Various isotopes of Radium can have half-lives ranging from a few nanoseconds to 1600 years.

    Very short half-lives mean the isotope is extremely unstable and decays very quickly. If you were standing next to a kilogram of 215m3Ra, it'd probably kill you pretty quick. On the other hand, if you were standing a mile away from it, there'd be no way to transport enough of it to you to do any damage.

    Radium, due to its shorter half-life, is more dangerous than U-238. Much more dangerous.

    And yet we release Radium into the atmosphere by burning coal.

    This is why nobody takes environmentalists seriously on the debate over nuclear power. It's all FUD.

  284. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by lennier · · Score: 0, Troll

    "because, as I understand it, anything that comes out of secured areas is labeled "nuclear waste" and disposed of.'

    Well, yeah - because it's radioactive. That's why it's waste.

    "So used radiation suits and other such _harmless_ things are part of the total."

    I do not think that word means what you think it means.

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  285. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by lennier · · Score: 1

    "this lauded amount of Nuclear Waste (I'll just assume the parents declaration of 60,000 tons is correct) wouldn't even come close to filling a single football field (where it stacked in a square)."

    I wonder what would happen if we did.

    Criticality event? Or just a dull fizzle?

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  286. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by lennier · · Score: 1

    "Birds are annoying enough without the ability to publish celebrity gossip tabloids."

    I blame Twitter.

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  287. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by jozmala · · Score: 1

    "What pressure does homo sapiens to evolve, given that our technological abilities largely shield us from the pressures of our environment?"

    The evolutionary pressures, are for being cool in high school for men, and getting sloppy for women.

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  288. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by RocketRabbit · · Score: 1

    The pesticides are not sprayed on, they are grown by the plant. But after you harvest your corn, the pesticides made in that corn plant are still there.

    And they were now in your body, too, as you can't simply wash them off. They are IN the plant.

    How do you suppose GM "foods" are chasing away insects? Magic?

  289. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My basement has about 150 cubic meters of storage space. Nuclear waste (it's not clear what material actually goes into that 60,000 tons figure, it's just byproducts, or if it includes containers, equipment, old reactor parts, etc.) tends to be heavy, but lets keep it on the light side and say it's as dense as water. So, my basement could hold 150 metric tons of radioactive waste. So 400 of my basement could hold all of the waste ever produced in the US ever. Now, let's say you can't just bulldoze it into a well lined pit (which you can for some of it, but can't for other stuff because you might end up with excessive heat and maybe a critical mass although, as others have pointed out, we shouldn't be storing that stuff, we should be using it). So, let's divide by ten and say we can fit fifteen metric tons of waste in my basement, so we need 4000 of them. A facility with a good roof, built over an aquatard and with a really good foundation, well designed to avoid seepage, and 4,000 times the size of my basement.... That just doesn't sound that hard to do. I mean, I don't have the money for it, but from a government or large scale commercial project point of view, it just doesn't seem that bad, obviously we'd have to have more and more space for it, as time goes on, but if you organize things properly, you can eventually take that waste out, when it's just a bunch of toxic heavy metals and no-one cares if you just throw it in a pit.
    The thing is, management of hazardous waste is just part of industry. People screw it up frequently, and it's not great, but the point is, the amount of other hazardous waste out there dwarfs the amount of nuclear waste. Not all of it is nastier than nuclear waste, but you can bet that there's stuff out there that's much nastier than that nuclear waste, in much higher quantities than the nuclear waste. And people living near train tracks, for example, have it carted by them every day without batting an eyelash. There's plenty of stuff that isn't yet waste that's horrible. Bhopal, India, anyone? The problem with nuclear is that it's different. People don't really understand it (they don't understand chemistry either, but that's beside the point). And, of course, radiation poisoning is a horrible way to die. But radiation just seems more evil. Invisible for a start, goes right through thin materials, even if they're airtight, but it can get into the air too (well, radioactive materials can, then you breath them in, but people don't care too much about the distinction), and of course, getting exposed to radiation makes things radioactive (everyone has seen how Homer glows in the dark after radiation exposure). Radiation is bad juju. No-one wants it in their back yard, or within 50 miles of their back yard, for that matter. It's the whole problem people have with realistic threat assessment.
    Also, the post you replied to said that a cylinder of nuclear fuel 10 mm in diameter and 5 mm thick would produce all the power a person needs in a year, not that that's how much nuclear waste would be produced per person. That works out to about 7.5 grams of uranium used per person, which sounds about right.

  290. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Fluffeh · · Score: 1

    We are Homosapien, once there are no more of us, then the human race as we know it is extinct.

    When trying to make an argument in a seemingly scientific manner, stick to scientific arguments, otherwise you just end up looking like the new kid on the block.

    1) To start with it's Homo Sapien, not homosapien.
    2) Another rather obvious point is that Homo here is the actual genus. Here is a list of the species that all fall under this one genus. 3) Now, scientific errors aside, "Humanity" as you put it aren't actually linked to the single species. Human evolution has been passed through the various species within the Homo genus. That means even if we as people change enough to be significantly different to warrant another species, we will still fall under the genus banner along with all our distant forefathers and still classify as humans.

    Now, either start paying more attention to your science teachers or stop spouting this pseudo-scientific babble in a place that has lots of scientists.

    And for the record, I didn't even do biology past the 9th grade (For us here in Australia that's about 13 or 14 years old).

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  291. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nuclear power ever has or will.

    Oh, just wait. Remember the Shaw of Iran and the Westinghouse fission reactors he ordered? Well, once the replacement project is attacked, the resulting dick waving will be a nice global nuke energy exchange.

    And that will make coal's heavy metal release look like the good old days.

  292. Re:This just in from the IPCC by polar+red · · Score: 1

    tell that to the 1250 euro's i got from it ?

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  293. A billion years? by jcr · · Score: 1

    Should be enough time for us to move to the asteroids, and move them to whatever distance from the sun is optimal.

    -jcr

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  294. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by bs7rphb · · Score: 1

    Biggest problem is the corporations that you have to license the GM stuff from.

    Agree with you there. But still, it seems a small price to pay for a much greener (literally) agriculture.

  295. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by bs7rphb · · Score: 1

    The pesticides are not sprayed on, they are grown by the plant. But after you harvest your corn, the pesticides made in that corn plant are still there.

    Sorry, I was talking about herbicide-resistant crops. I don't know what you're talking about.

    And they were now in your body, too, as you can't simply wash them off. They are IN the plant.

    Okay... let's explore that. Why would a low level of insecticide necessarily harm you? Are you an insect?

    How do you suppose GM "foods" are chasing away insects? Magic?

    Who said the crops were chasing away insects? Not me - I said they were attracting them. Maybe you meant to reply to a different post?

  296. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by damburger · · Score: 1

    You, sir, are a grade A fucktard for that statement.

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  297. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by mrboyd · · Score: 1

    and don't forget the the obesity rate... evolution at its finest...

  298. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's not really evolution, it's the opposite...
    Under a natural evolutionary system, your ex wife would have been too weak to survive and your girlfriend would have been unable to reproduce (and possibly died trying)...

    As a result of this interfering, it is no longer only the fittest who survive, but some of the weaker examples also survive to pass on their weaker genes to future generations, resulting in the process of evolution actually moving backwards.

  299. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Phoghat · · Score: 1
    Why can't I moderate you higher than 5?

    Breeder reactors are the only sane way to go. Except for the ignorance of the public in general who think nuclear energy = bad. Hell, the general public is so dumnb (how dumnb are they?) they think creationism is true.

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  300. Right. by sean.peters · · Score: 1

    And the reason they weren't cheaper had little to do with technology and a whole lot to do with legislation. The government made is so difficult and expensive to build a nuclear power plant that the utilities and investors simply gave up.

    Ten years ago, at SONGS, the estimate for installing conduit was $1,000 per foot. Not because there was anything special about the conduit being used, but because of the associated documentation, legal, and filing fees.

    Right. And of course there's no particular reason that the governments of the world imposed all these regulations on nuclear plants. It's not like they're DANGEROUS or anything.

    Much is made of the fact that the TMI accident didn't cause any particular amount of environmental damage (and I believe this view to be correct, by the way). You should realize that the REASON it didn't cause environmental damage is that nuclear plant construction is very, very heavily regulated. Can you imagine what might have happened if, instead of using the expensive, highly quality controlled parts, TMI had been built with lowest-bidder parts? Or used minimum wage operators instead of the highly trained, heavily inspected folks they actually have? A big chunk of Pennsylvania might be uninhabitable today.

    The government didn't institute all these regulations because they wanted to be mean to the nuclear industry. They instituted them to protect the population from the danger of nuclear accidents. Yes, accidents are rare. They're rare BECAUSE of the heavy regulations in place. Which means nuclear power is expensive, and will remain so.

  301. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Viewsonic · · Score: 0, Troll

    This article says nothing about wastes. It said it is currently being used in the USA. If that is true, why do we have hundreds of thousands of barrels of waste sitting around? I'm all for nuclear as well, but from what I gather off the National Geographic channel, Science channel, and other assorted channels is that it is far too wasteful for use yet. Having an armored transport car cracking open and leaking in the middle of the city would make the city uninhabitable for a quarter of a million years. You can tell me all these science channels are totally wrong, but I'd like to see some links that explain it.

  302. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

    Not really. The average half-life of current waste is orders of magnitude larger than the waste from an IFR reactor that burns up all of the long-lived actinides.

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  303. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

    Incorrect. Current reactor designs are more proliferation-prone than IFR's that employ electrorefining. See this article for more information.

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  304. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    I wish I had that problem; I'm naturally thin. I was too thin all my life until I was on Paxil about six years agow, I gained 40 pounds on that stuff, but I've lost half of what I gained since I stopped taking them. I'm struggling to keep from losing more.

    Evolution is actually behind the obesity rate. In all of human times until not long ago, food was always scarce, so we've evolved to retain food for scarce times and to be hungry. Now that food is plentiful, it's working against us.

  305. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A lot of the waste being referred to as "nuclear waste" isn't nuclear waste of the type you can reprocess. Most of it is going to be low grade waste from plant operations (e.g. suits that may or may not have been exposed to radiation). Pro the OMG nuclear power people, it is a lot of waste and we can't store it on site. Con the OMG nuclear power people, most of that waste isn't that dangerous and we should be fine with shoving it away in a dark corner somewhere.

  306. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by clong83 · · Score: 1

    Fair enough, harmless was a poor choice of words. But I think the point is that everyone tends to think glowing rods of pure plutonium when they think nuclear waste, when there are in fact different levels of waste, and the bulk of it is considered "low-risk" waste, and includes such things as radiation suits, used cooling pipes, etc, etc. These things pose a minor risk, and do not need to be stored for 20,000+ years.

  307. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by ichigo+2.0 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Having an armored transport car cracking open and leaking in the middle of the city would make the city uninhabitable for a quarter of a million years.

    That is the most ridiculous thing I've heard this week. Is your definition of a city 10x10 meters or something? Even so, with a city that small, you could just dig up all the polluted land and shove it in another barrel.

    And why the hell would an "armored transport car" even a) transport nuclear waste and b) transport nuclear waste through a city!

    And to top it off, if the American "documentaries" (with periodic action sequences, scary narrator and annoying background music) that I've accidentally been exposed to are any indicator, I'd say you're better off reading wikipedia or something. Hell, I'll even copy paste a section for you:

    In the United States, the acceptability of the design of each cask is judged against Title 10, Part 71, of the Code of Federal Regulations (other nations' shipping casks, possibly excluding Russia's, are designed and tested to similar standards (International Atomic Energency Agency "Regulations for the Safe Transport of Radioactive Material" No. TS-R-1)). The designs must demonstrate (possibly by computer modelling) protection against radiological release to the environment under all four of the following hypothetical accident conditions, designed to encompass 99% of all accidents.:

    * A 9 meter (30 ft) free fall on to an unyielding surface
    * A puncture test allowing the container to free-fall 1 meter (about 39 inches) onto a steel rod 15 centimeters (about 6 inches) in diameter
    * A 30-minute, all-engulfing fire at 800 degrees Celsius (1475 degrees Fahrenheit)
    * An 8-hour immersion under 0.9 meter (3 ft) of water.
    * Further, an undamaged package must be subjected to a one-hour immersion under 200 meters (655 ft) of water.

    So in the future, please refrain from opposing/supporting something just based on what you've seen on some television show. It's called the boob tube for a reason and that reason is not because they have female breasts on it.

  308. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by ichigo+2.0 · · Score: 1

    After re-reading my post it comes off as overly hostile. Apologies, but the points it makes should still be valid.

  309. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most of the waste you're talking about is recyclable. It is not waste. It is fuel, waiting to be used. Very little nuclear fuel has to remain unspent. Very little is waste because most of it is useful, given proper reactor design.

  310. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Radium, due to its shorter half-life, is more dangerous than U-238. Much more dangerous.

    As you noted, that depends on the half-life. Most isotopes of radium have half-lives on the lower end of that spectrum. It is statistically unlikely to be breathed in by anybody before it decays.

  311. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, all it takes is a conveyor belt (with low energy requirements), as in the Latrobe Valley - P.M.Lawrence.

    Yeah, and of course all coal-driven power plants meet that requirement. You forgot to mention that. If they didn't, your argument wouldn't matter much. So, good for you that they do.

  312. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Zarluk · · Score: 1

    Save the planet, use clean nuclear energy!

    Is there anything similar to "clean nuclear energy"?

    Are you sure?

    How can I be sure?

  313. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Radium, due to its shorter half-life, is more dangerous than U-238. Much more dangerous.

    As you noted, that depends on the half-life. Most isotopes of radium have half-lives on the lower end of that spectrum. It is statistically unlikely to be breathed in by anybody before it decays.

    Sure, but Radium isn't the only radioactive isotope released by burning coal.

    Look, the poster said, "The waste products have a half-life of 4.5 billion years". The intent of the statement was to indicate that [in scary voice] "4.5 billion years!!!1!!one" is so horrible that it'll outlive the sun. But that's so misleading that at best it is ignorant, at worst it is blatantly dishonest. By saying that Nuclear Power is bad completely ignores that our current alternative is WORSE.

    It's enough to drive somebody batshit insane and to propose things like, I dunno, maybe burning environmentalists for fuel.

  314. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by shentino · · Score: 1

    Nuclear waste isn't a trivial problem.

    A nuclear reactor also happens to be the ideal target for a terrorist attack.

  315. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by MJMullinII · · Score: 1

    "this lauded amount of Nuclear Waste (I'll just assume the parents declaration of 60,000 tons is correct) wouldn't even come close to filling a single football field (where it stacked in a square)."

    I wonder what would happen if we did.

    Criticality event? Or just a dull fizzle?

    I'm betting just a damn mess :)

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  316. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Starcub · · Score: 1

    None of the alternatives you mention are within an order of magnitude of replacing coal or nuclear. Biofuels? Are you serious?

    Absolutely serious. In fact, there is a pilot plant currently operating in Brazil using bio-engineered organisms that process sugar to make biofuel that is projected to be cost competitive to existing traditional Brazilian biofuel even without govt. subsidies. Furthermore, similar organisms can be designed to convert any waste material in fuel, so they can be adapted for use in other economies.

    It's not coal vs. natural gas. NG might scale, but even if you believe there's an adequate supply, it's several times more expensive.

    It's not coal vs. anything, or nuclear vs anything. Today's energy economy is a mixture of many sources of energy. However, coal has costs beyond what is accounted for in you pay for in your electric bill, and nuclear is politically untenable thus far, and will continue to be so long as the waste issue remains unresolved.

    It's not coal vs. natural gas. NG might scale, but even if you believe there's an adequate supply, it's several times more expensive.

    Were that the case, one would expect that there would be more power generated today by nuclear than NG, but that is not the case.

    I'm all for wind and solar power (we should be building out as fast as we can) but pretending they're somehow comparable to coal and nuclear is nuts.

    Then you need to hurry up and inform the people in states like mine that the new wind and solar plants that they are building don't make economic sense.

  317. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by loshwomp · · Score: 1

    None of the alternatives you mention are within an order of magnitude of replacing coal or nuclear. Biofuels? Are you serious?

    Absolutely serious. In fact, there is a pilot plant currently operating in Brazil

    Brazil has a 12-month growing season and a tiny, tiny fraction of our energy use. Biofuels make sense to the extent that we can use waste products from material that is grown anyway, but in the end it comes down to efficiency: Plants capture at best 1-2% of incident solar radiation, and we already have MUCH better collectors.

    Today's energy economy is a mixture of many sources of energy.

    Of course it is, and it is utterly dominated by coal (roughly 50% in the USA), and potentially dominated by nuclear. All of the wind+solar+biofuel sources combined do not add up to 1% of our electrical generation, and their present growth rates will not make them significant for decades. Pretending otherwise displays a lack of touch with reality.

    Additionally, solar has fair correlation with daily peak loads, but neither wind nor solar are good base load candidates in any but the most theoretical deployments.

    Then you need to hurry up and inform the people in states like mine that the new wind and solar plants that they are building don't make economic sense.

    If you want to have a public debate with me, don't be a jackass and deliberately misinterpret what I wrote. If you do it again, I won't reply.

    I wrote that we should be building wind and solar as fast as possible. Wind in particular is very cost competitive. Solar is very expensive compared to coal, but looks much better if you account for the latter's externalities. Neither wind nor solar is positioned to replace base load plants, though, and my reality beats your theory, here. If you disagree, please post a link to the number of coal and/or nuclear plants scheduled to be shut down now that you have all that wind and solar deployed.

  318. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take a look at the 4th generation reactors. Google (googletechtalks) has some video lectures on molten-salt types. In my opinion the proliferation problem is an imaginary political problem based on irrational fear of dying and xenofobia, however.

  319. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by riverat1 · · Score: 1

    I read recently that 2 nuclear plants were canceled in Ontario because of the cost. It was going to cost $10,800 per kilowatt to build the plants. Don't know if that's USD or CND.

  320. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by BadOctopus · · Score: 1

    You're so right - ubiquitous, clean nuclear power would be awesome!!!

    It's just a shame that clean nuclear power does not exist.

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  321. Re:Dang! Things were just getting fun by Starcub · · Score: 1

    but in the end it comes down to efficiency: Plants capture at best 1-2% of incident solar radiation, and we already have MUCH better collectors.

    Not just efficiency, but also cost. There are about 85000 TW of total insolation on the surface of the earth. If we used only vegetation to generate all the worlds power, we would need 25% of the world's vegetation to provide enough power to meet current world demand. We also have land to use which we could grow, or un-used land with vegetation we could use for power generation here in the US. In fact, according to the US's current energy secretary, biofuels represent the future in US energy production in the next 10-20 years.

    Of course it is, and it is utterly dominated by coal (roughly 50% in the USA), and potentially dominated by nuclear. All of the wind+solar+biofuel sources combined do not add up to 1% of our electrical generation, and their present growth rates will not make them significant for decades.

    Roughly two decades, which is about the amount of time current nuke plants have left before they are decommissioned (some are already being decommissioned). Nuclear is not a big growth area (at least in the US); wind, solar, and biofuels are. Dr. Chu, while not opposed to nuclear, explains why we need to look elsewhere for future energy production.

    Additionally, solar has fair correlation with daily peak loads, but neither wind nor solar are good base load candidates in any but the most theoretical deployments.

    That's one of the reasons that the govt has allocated stimulus funds to energy infrastructure development. However, advancements in solar PV will enable more people to install PV panels where they live. Infrastructure enhancements and the electrification of the transportation sector have the potential of solving this problem as well.

    If you want to have a public debate with me, don't be a jackass and deliberately misinterpret what I wrote. If you do it again, I won't reply.

    Deliberately misinterpret? Isn't that being a little presumptive? My appologies if it seemed like I was patronizing you. My point is that wind and solar are currently being constructed, and in increasing rates. Solar and bio offer the most in terms of potential as well. Nuclear on the other hand, is still in limbo.

    Neither wind nor solar is positioned to replace base load plants, though, and my reality beats your theory, here. If you disagree, please post a link to the number of coal and/or nuclear plants scheduled to be shut down now that you have all that wind and solar deployed.

    Your reality? If the problem of GW and the solution in the form of clean energy production is left to industry (driven solely by the bottom line) to solve, then indeed, it may never happen -- we need, the political will to force change, and to force it before we reap the consequences of continuing the status quo.

    Current nuclear plants will likely be replaced by new plants; however, there will not be significant growth in nuclear in the current environment. They should have worked out the waste disposal problem before they even started building nuclear plants. However, the only approved facility for storing the nation's waste is still about a decade away from accepting material.

    Keep in mind that most of the nation's 110 nuclear plants were built in the sixties and seventies, and those plants were only supposed to be in operation for about 40-50 years. In fact some are already operating on extension permits. There have not been any nuclear plants that have been built in the last 20 years, and only 10 are scheduled to recieve approval for construction in the comming decade.

    The valuation of incidentals not previously considered (because they didn't factor in to someone's bottom line calculations) will likely be incorporated into the cost of carbon imposed in the new carbon tax