Get over yourself. You're not an "improved human" with an off-scale IQ. You're a loserboy nerd with average intelligence who thinks he's a genius because he understands some two-bit software nobody needs.
Some lowly human is about to beat you up and shit on your face.
The Swiss do not waste time on Slashdot. Slashdot is for loserboy nerds. Swiss, on the other hand, are gun-toting, military-trained uberjocks who were forced into neutrality by the whole world because their jock mercenaries were beating up half of Europe and shitting on the face of the other half.
Oh, more than that. A jock is a nerd's worst nightmare. A jock is a physically fit, sports-loving individual who craves competition and whose favourite pastime is nerd hunting.
We take great enjoyment in chasing nerds down the hallways, grabbing them by their scrawny necks, bashing their heads against walls. Then we beat them up, harshly, mercilessly, we twist their arms hard, we force them to eat dog feces.
And then we shit, yea we shit on their faces, and so culminates the humiliation of the loserboy nerd who, his face smeared with poo, will then run crying about, flailing his aching arms, to the merriment of all.
Dream on, loserboy. Women are not attracted to geeks for the same reason they are not attracted by dog droppings. They are disgusted, and rightly so.
Don't make up excuses. Don't dish out this "gang trash" crap that nobody believes. While there is a minority of women who are into this type, the vast majority is after cool, level-headed, socially adept people with REAL skills instead of the bunch of shit you geek think so important.
Real engineers are not geeks. Real engineers have humility, curiosity, intelligence. Geeks only have a loud mouth, misplaced self-esteem and foul body odor.
They discriminate against you? And you're bitter because they don't put it out for you! HA! How they could NOT isolate you? You behave like you were the smartest of the bunch (and you are not, the local burger joint employs a lot of your ilk who couldn't make it into college) while you're so evidently inferior.
How can a woman find a geek attractive? How could one become attached to a pimple-faced, firewire port-humping misshapen excuse for a human being? One that is constantly, and rightfully, humiliated and beaten? Why should a woman relate to a loserboy?
They have seen you forced to eat dog feces. They have seen you running crying through the school's hallways in soiled underwear. They have seen you grabbed by your scrawny neck and bashed against doors. They've seen you forced into a locker, screaming and hollering. They've seen you shoved heads down into unflushed toilets. They have seen you crawling out of the bathrooms after they shit on your face.
And you still think you have a chance? Bend over backwards and piss up your nostrils, so that turd you have for a brain will have something to float into.
"Exactly what kind of nerds are they cranking out these days?"
The same kind of loserboy nerds that have always been falling out the butt of society. Nerds are far from smart, intelligent or cultured: they only pretend to be. They take refuge in a lie, a made-up fantasy world in which they are the uber-intelligent, misunderstood, gifted elite.
The reality is different: nerds are mediocre when not downright stupid. They spend their time dabbling with computer "science" that they pretend is beyond the layman's capabilities while it's actually child's play. They read science books they cannot understand. They engage in pointless discussions on a thousand forums on the web, talking about stuff they don't know, commenting on the works of real scientists and philosophers whose greatness they can never hope to achieve.
We rightly despise nerds. We put them back in their place, which is heads down in the toilet bowl. We publicly humiliate them, we bash their heads against walls, we beat them up and shit on their faces. It would be far better to kill them but it's, for the moment, illegal to do so.
Oh yes? And what would you do, pant-shitting loserboy nerd? Cry and roll over?
Or are you one of those tough-talking weakling geeks who feel all brave and strong behind their mighty keyboards, their fantasies fueled by endless hours MMORPG playing and FPS shootouts?
Have you watched many action movies, thinking of yourself as the hero?
Did that make up for all the bullying you had to suffer in school?
Reality is different, homo nerdo. You wouldn't know what you would do. You would piss yourself and cower. You would eat dog shit if ordered to. Stop pretending you're better than the cowardly slime you are.
"We are geeks, we love to understand how things work."
But we are jocks, and we beat you up and shit on your faces. We can take your precious "online freedom" any time, whatcha gonna do about it? Cry? Stomp your feet? There's NOTHING you can do. We can twist your arms so hard you won't be able to jerk off for MONTHS. We'll force you to eat dogshit and LAUGH. Be afraid, little nerdinhos, because there's a world of pain waiting for you!
"Pretty soon we won't be able to do anything anymore, can't stream audio, can't stream video, can't have downloads, can't have reversing tools, can't have adult content, can't have gambling, can't have (insert daily stupid fucking law)"
So what. Life is not the fucking internet. It's not like "we" won't be able to do anything. We can still get out in the open and forget about those stupid boxes you nerds worship.
"And throw these fucking clueless lawmakers that don't know technology OUT!"
Yeah, like technology is all that matters. Whether you like it or not, nerdo boy, there are more important matters in the world than your stupid computer and your stupid web. The Real World has caught up with the virtual foolishness you wallow in and it's taking a dump on it.
You pathetic computer geeks are in for the greatest and baddest beating of your lives. We're going to rule your useless, hollow pursuits into nonexistence. We're going to take your precious digital realm away. We're going to lock it, hobble it with DRM and Trusted Computing implemented at the hardware level. We're destroying the anonymity you hide behind forever.
We'll transform the "Information Age" into the "Informercial Age". Resistance is futile. Your opposition will be ignored. Those of you who will try to actively resist will be severely punished, dispossessed and condemned to debt slavery by a judicial system that is being tailored to serve the economic interests.
And then, as always, we will beat you up and shit on your faces.
"Honestly, for a crowd who is so vocal about free speech and copyright law I get the feeling that the same group of people, if given the power, would strip the rights of anyone to make movies based on anything that they feel close to."
You got it ALMOST right. If given the power, nerds would strip away everybody's rights to do anything that doesn't fit in with their loserboy delusions. They have the mistaken impression that they are some kind of uber-intelligent "elite" that is destined to do great things, to rule humanity, to enlighten all of us.
But they are not. They are sub-par specimens with no skills and no usefulness to the community. They are losers, they exist at the margins of the Real Worls, raving and ranting against the "system" that forced them to take on menial jobs, "refusing" to "recognize" their "superiority".
We tolerate their self-aggrandizing delusions only as long as they do not become too bothersome. When this happens, we beat them up. Aye, we grab them by their scrawny necks, we bash their heads against walls, we dunk them into unflushed toilets, we beat them up and shit on their faces.
Let the nerds know: they have no hope. With a slap of the hand they'll be thrown, flying, into the air like the rotten leaves they are. We'll drown them in their own feces if need be.
"I think that smarter people place more importance on doing good in school than having sex"
That's what nerds delude themselves into thinking: "I'm not having sex because I'm so smart and have more important priorities."
Get over yourselves already. People can have sex AND do good in school. The reason nerds can't get laid is not that they're too smart (they're not), it's because they're bug ugly and totally lacking in charm and personality. Nerds have an unpleasant body odor, bad breath, greasy hair and a pizza-like complexion. They have no social skills, nothing really interesting to talk about, they rant and rave about things that nobody in their right mind would consider worthy of debating, and are a bloody annoyance.
That's why they can't have sex. The only interaction they have with Real People is when they're beaten up.
So, making some more inane tripe will mean there will be more nerds, huh? Good. The current Jock Generation is running out of nerds to beat up and, given the far more violent nature of modern nerd-beatings, that's a good thing.
Old school nerd-beatings involved an optimal infliction of bodily harm followed by gross humiliation: we would grab the nerd by his scrawny neck and bash his head against a locker, then shove it down an unflushed toilet, then beat him up hard. We would then piss on him and/or shit on his face. This resulted in moderate physical damage and lasting psychological injuries, which would haunt the nerd to the end (usually by suicide) of his pathetic, lonely life.
Those days are gone: modern nerd-beating involves infliction of massive, long-term physical damage including crippling, disfigurement, mutilation and life-shortening injuries. Today's jocks feel more liberal about the use of blunt instruments, cutting tools and other tools, and as a consequence nerds face more than humiliation. Torture, excruciating pain and eventually death is to be considered the norm. More often than not, the nerd is either too severly wounded to return to school or is simply gone. Torching of nerds is not uncommon. A nerd's eventual death is not brought about by suicide due to being inept at life, but as a direct consequence of a single beating.
So, although we would all welcome a World Without Nerds, a World For Real People only, we understand that the current Jock Generation and eventually the next and more vicious one will need a number of nerds to beat up. We expect the next one to be fully willing and able to slaughter entire groups of nerds in one go, probably even coming up with an industrial solution to render the beatings more efficient in their savagery.
So what? What do you have to hide, seriously? Like it or not, you live under the State's laws and you have to abide by them. If the German government says that all of your computer files must be open to scrutiny by police, there's nothing you can do. If they decide to ban TOR, there's nothing you can do. If they outlaw cryptography, there's nothing you can do. Of course you can try to defy the law, but if you're caught - and you WILL be - your freedom is forfeit. Deal with it.
"And what's more, it is putting russia agaisnt us."
You can go back to suck their cock. You've been doing that for decades. US forces to protect worthless euroshit while you cowards protested against Pershing missiles while turning a blind eye to their SS-20s.
Now, euroweenies, we know you're a bunch of chickenshit spineless cowards (oh, you're simply too brave when all you have to take on are some peaceful, defenceless Jews but perish the thought you'd fight an armed enemy) but if you love being cockslapped by Putin, by all means do it. It's not like anyone is going to stop you.
Aw, come ON. "Desperate measures" my ass, you will whine and bitch and do nothing.
Because the RIGHT thing to do would be another movie. A documentary about disgruntled Warhammer fans dropping their hobby in droves. Showing figures melted, models crushed, miniatures burned, and former fans stating "I can't believe I wasted that much money and time on that shit!".
GW shit on your faces, now you can either shit back some or you can swallow the shit. You are loserboys, so you will swallow the shit, I can bet on it. You're going to be GW's bitches forever.
I'm sure NASA, JPL and a good lot of real engineers and scientists would be very interested to take lessons from a garbage hauler like you. Still smarting because you flunked college? Bet you never finished high school either. Well, I got news for you: it's not because you had Asperger's or the lessons were boring, or you were too bright. It's because you are stupid. Haul those trash bags and keep the trap shut, you only sound like the shithead you are.
Above all, who is so stupid as to leave a bunch of fucking pimplefaced nerds who call themselves "geek squad" anywhere near their computers? Ah, well. Anyone stupid enough that cannot install fucking iTunes by himself.
If I need my computer repaired, I want a professional-behaving technician, not a stupid nerd. Any nerd who gets near my stuff, I beat the crap out of him and then I shit on his face.
"This is Slashdot, not some marketplace where ill-informed old folks congregate."
This is Slashdot, a foul-smelling basement where unwashed, pimple-faced nerds gather to bitch and whine about stuff that nobody deems important, looking stupid while they think themselves oh-so-smart
The rest of us Real People laugh at them. Until they become too loud, at that point we beat them up and shit on their faces.
There. Fixed that for you. You're not an "elite". You're a noisy minority. Deal with it.
Only pathetic slashdotter loserboy nerds wring their hands and gnash their teeth for a non-existant "competition" in the field of Physics while REAL, muscular physicists laugh at them, beat them up and shit on their faces.
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Get over yourself. You're not an "improved human" with an off-scale IQ. You're a loserboy nerd with average intelligence who thinks he's a genius because he understands some two-bit software nobody needs. Some lowly human is about to beat you up and shit on your face.
Oh yeah? And who will "deal with him", nerdinho? You? Give me a break. He'll slap you on the face and you will go home crying.
Terrorism is solved by simply getting those groups who raise fuss and EX-TER-MI-NATE them. The rest is fluff for weakling loserboy nerds.
The Swiss do not waste time on Slashdot. Slashdot is for loserboy nerds. Swiss, on the other hand, are gun-toting, military-trained uberjocks who were forced into neutrality by the whole world because their jock mercenaries were beating up half of Europe and shitting on the face of the other half.
All hail the Swiss uberjocks.
Oh, more than that. A jock is a nerd's worst nightmare. A jock is a physically fit, sports-loving individual who craves competition and whose favourite pastime is nerd hunting.
We take great enjoyment in chasing nerds down the hallways, grabbing them by their scrawny necks, bashing their heads against walls. Then we beat them up, harshly, mercilessly, we twist their arms hard, we force them to eat dog feces.
And then we shit, yea we shit on their faces, and so culminates the humiliation of the loserboy nerd who, his face smeared with poo, will then run crying about, flailing his aching arms, to the merriment of all.
Dream on, loserboy. Women are not attracted to geeks for the same reason they are not attracted by dog droppings. They are disgusted, and rightly so.
Don't make up excuses. Don't dish out this "gang trash" crap that nobody believes. While there is a minority of women who are into this type, the vast majority is after cool, level-headed, socially adept people with REAL skills instead of the bunch of shit you geek think so important.
Real engineers are not geeks. Real engineers have humility, curiosity, intelligence. Geeks only have a loud mouth, misplaced self-esteem and foul body odor.
They discriminate against you? And you're bitter because they don't put it out for you! HA! How they could NOT isolate you? You behave like you were the smartest of the bunch (and you are not, the local burger joint employs a lot of your ilk who couldn't make it into college) while you're so evidently inferior.
How can a woman find a geek attractive? How could one become attached to a pimple-faced, firewire port-humping misshapen excuse for a human being? One that is constantly, and rightfully, humiliated and beaten? Why should a woman relate to a loserboy?
They have seen you forced to eat dog feces. They have seen you running crying through the school's hallways in soiled underwear. They have seen you grabbed by your scrawny neck and bashed against doors. They've seen you forced into a locker, screaming and hollering. They've seen you shoved heads down into unflushed toilets. They have seen you crawling out of the bathrooms after they shit on your face.
And you still think you have a chance? Bend over backwards and piss up your nostrils, so that turd you have for a brain will have something to float into.
"Exactly what kind of nerds are they cranking out these days?"
The same kind of loserboy nerds that have always been falling out the butt of society. Nerds are far from smart, intelligent or cultured: they only pretend to be. They take refuge in a lie, a made-up fantasy world in which they are the uber-intelligent, misunderstood, gifted elite.
The reality is different: nerds are mediocre when not downright stupid. They spend their time dabbling with computer "science" that they pretend is beyond the layman's capabilities while it's actually child's play. They read science books they cannot understand. They engage in pointless discussions on a thousand forums on the web, talking about stuff they don't know, commenting on the works of real scientists and philosophers whose greatness they can never hope to achieve.
We rightly despise nerds. We put them back in their place, which is heads down in the toilet bowl. We publicly humiliate them, we bash their heads against walls, we beat them up and shit on their faces. It would be far better to kill them but it's, for the moment, illegal to do so.
Oh yes? And what would you do, pant-shitting loserboy nerd? Cry and roll over?
Or are you one of those tough-talking weakling geeks who feel all brave and strong behind their mighty keyboards, their fantasies fueled by endless hours MMORPG playing and FPS shootouts?
Have you watched many action movies, thinking of yourself as the hero?
Did that make up for all the bullying you had to suffer in school?
Reality is different, homo nerdo. You wouldn't know what you would do. You would piss yourself and cower. You would eat dog shit if ordered to. Stop pretending you're better than the cowardly slime you are.
Pant-shitting loserboy nerd.
"We are geeks, we love to understand how things work."
But we are jocks, and we beat you up and shit on your faces. We can take your precious "online freedom" any time, whatcha gonna do about it? Cry? Stomp your feet? There's NOTHING you can do. We can twist your arms so hard you won't be able to jerk off for MONTHS. We'll force you to eat dogshit and LAUGH. Be afraid, little nerdinhos, because there's a world of pain waiting for you!
"Are you not sick of this shit yet?"
No, I'm not. I'm not a "hacker" and I don't care.
"Pretty soon we won't be able to do anything anymore, can't stream audio, can't stream video, can't have downloads, can't have reversing tools, can't have adult content, can't have gambling, can't have (insert daily stupid fucking law)"
So what. Life is not the fucking internet. It's not like "we" won't be able to do anything. We can still get out in the open and forget about those stupid boxes you nerds worship.
"And throw these fucking clueless lawmakers that don't know technology OUT!"
Yeah, like technology is all that matters. Whether you like it or not, nerdo boy, there are more important matters in the world than your stupid computer and your stupid web. The Real World has caught up with the virtual foolishness you wallow in and it's taking a dump on it.
You pathetic computer geeks are in for the greatest and baddest beating of your lives. We're going to rule your useless, hollow pursuits into nonexistence. We're going to take your precious digital realm away. We're going to lock it, hobble it with DRM and Trusted Computing implemented at the hardware level. We're destroying the anonymity you hide behind forever.
We'll transform the "Information Age" into the "Informercial Age". Resistance is futile. Your opposition will be ignored. Those of you who will try to actively resist will be severely punished, dispossessed and condemned to debt slavery by a judicial system that is being tailored to serve the economic interests.
And then, as always, we will beat you up and shit on your faces.
"Honestly, for a crowd who is so vocal about free speech and copyright law I get the feeling that the same group of people, if given the power, would strip the rights of anyone to make movies based on anything that they feel close to."
You got it ALMOST right. If given the power, nerds would strip away everybody's rights to do anything that doesn't fit in with their loserboy delusions. They have the mistaken impression that they are some kind of uber-intelligent "elite" that is destined to do great things, to rule humanity, to enlighten all of us.
But they are not. They are sub-par specimens with no skills and no usefulness to the community. They are losers, they exist at the margins of the Real Worls, raving and ranting against the "system" that forced them to take on menial jobs, "refusing" to "recognize" their "superiority".
We tolerate their self-aggrandizing delusions only as long as they do not become too bothersome. When this happens, we beat them up. Aye, we grab them by their scrawny necks, we bash their heads against walls, we dunk them into unflushed toilets, we beat them up and shit on their faces.
Let the nerds know: they have no hope. With a slap of the hand they'll be thrown, flying, into the air like the rotten leaves they are. We'll drown them in their own feces if need be.
That was John Wyndham, ignorant loserboy nerd. Did the beatings you suffered in school damage your brain? Or was it the toilet dunking?
"I think that smarter people place more importance on doing good in school than having sex"
That's what nerds delude themselves into thinking: "I'm not having sex because I'm so smart and have more important priorities."
Get over yourselves already. People can have sex AND do good in school. The reason nerds can't get laid is not that they're too smart (they're not), it's because they're bug ugly and totally lacking in charm and personality. Nerds have an unpleasant body odor, bad breath, greasy hair and a pizza-like complexion. They have no social skills, nothing really interesting to talk about, they rant and rave about things that nobody in their right mind would consider worthy of debating, and are a bloody annoyance.
That's why they can't have sex. The only interaction they have with Real People is when they're beaten up.
So, making some more inane tripe will mean there will be more nerds, huh? Good. The current Jock Generation is running out of nerds to beat up and, given the far more violent nature of modern nerd-beatings, that's a good thing.
Old school nerd-beatings involved an optimal infliction of bodily harm followed by gross humiliation: we would grab the nerd by his scrawny neck and bash his head against a locker, then shove it down an unflushed toilet, then beat him up hard. We would then piss on him and/or shit on his face. This resulted in moderate physical damage and lasting psychological injuries, which would haunt the nerd to the end (usually by suicide) of his pathetic, lonely life.
Those days are gone: modern nerd-beating involves infliction of massive, long-term physical damage including crippling, disfigurement, mutilation and life-shortening injuries. Today's jocks feel more liberal about the use of blunt instruments, cutting tools and other tools, and as a consequence nerds face more than humiliation. Torture, excruciating pain and eventually death is to be considered the norm. More often than not, the nerd is either too severly wounded to return to school or is simply gone. Torching of nerds is not uncommon. A nerd's eventual death is not brought about by suicide due to being inept at life, but as a direct consequence of a single beating.
So, although we would all welcome a World Without Nerds, a World For Real People only, we understand that the current Jock Generation and eventually the next and more vicious one will need a number of nerds to beat up. We expect the next one to be fully willing and able to slaughter entire groups of nerds in one go, probably even coming up with an industrial solution to render the beatings more efficient in their savagery.
Most of those kids will never get into the real world because they will be dead: car crash, drug overdose, plain old suicide. No big loss, really.
So what? What do you have to hide, seriously? Like it or not, you live under the State's laws and you have to abide by them. If the German government says that all of your computer files must be open to scrutiny by police, there's nothing you can do. If they decide to ban TOR, there's nothing you can do. If they outlaw cryptography, there's nothing you can do. Of course you can try to defy the law, but if you're caught - and you WILL be - your freedom is forfeit. Deal with it.
"The US think it owns the world."
The US knows it owns the world.
There, fixed it for ya.
"And what's more, it is putting russia agaisnt us."
You can go back to suck their cock. You've been doing that for decades. US forces to protect worthless euroshit while you cowards protested against Pershing missiles while turning a blind eye to their SS-20s.
Now, euroweenies, we know you're a bunch of chickenshit spineless cowards (oh, you're simply too brave when all you have to take on are some peaceful, defenceless Jews but perish the thought you'd fight an armed enemy) but if you love being cockslapped by Putin, by all means do it. It's not like anyone is going to stop you.
Aw, come ON. "Desperate measures" my ass, you will whine and bitch and do nothing.
Because the RIGHT thing to do would be another movie. A documentary about disgruntled Warhammer fans dropping their hobby in droves. Showing figures melted, models crushed, miniatures burned, and former fans stating "I can't believe I wasted that much money and time on that shit!".
GW shit on your faces, now you can either shit back some or you can swallow the shit. You are loserboys, so you will swallow the shit, I can bet on it. You're going to be GW's bitches forever.
Bad design is an issue here
I'm sure NASA, JPL and a good lot of real engineers and scientists would be very interested to take lessons from a garbage hauler like you. Still smarting because you flunked college? Bet you never finished high school either. Well, I got news for you: it's not because you had Asperger's or the lessons were boring, or you were too bright. It's because you are stupid. Haul those trash bags and keep the trap shut, you only sound like the shithead you are.
Ah, and you smell of shit, too. Shower some time.
Above all, who is so stupid as to leave a bunch of fucking pimplefaced nerds who call themselves "geek squad" anywhere near their computers? Ah, well. Anyone stupid enough that cannot install fucking iTunes by himself.
If I need my computer repaired, I want a professional-behaving technician, not a stupid nerd. Any nerd who gets near my stuff, I beat the crap out of him and then I shit on his face.
"This is Slashdot, not some marketplace where ill-informed old folks congregate."
This is Slashdot, a foul-smelling basement where unwashed, pimple-faced nerds gather to bitch and whine about stuff that nobody deems important, looking stupid while they think themselves oh-so-smart
The rest of us Real People laugh at them. Until they become too loud, at that point we beat them up and shit on their faces.
There. Fixed that for you. You're not an "elite". You're a noisy minority. Deal with it.
Love stories are cheap and don't involve CGI
For nerds, they are definitely not cheap and they DO have to involve CGI.
The only way for a nerd to get laid is to have sex in Second Life.
I did. And Reagan said "push"!
As a hot dog consumer, I'm happy those regulations are in place.
If you like your stomach aches, you're free to enjoy them.
Only pathetic slashdotter loserboy nerds wring their hands and gnash their teeth for a non-existant "competition" in the field of Physics while REAL, muscular physicists laugh at them, beat them up and shit on their faces.