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  1. Re:It's time to accept it. on Swedish Voters Keelhaul Pirate Party · · Score: -1

    I think it's time for us to accept that the Internet is not the 'force to be reckoned with' that we all would like it to be, and that 'net geeks, as a whole, aren't cohesive enough to have that much pull when compared to the mundanes.

    Accept that this is Jock World, and that the Internet is just a tool, and that you geeks got your heads pushed into the toilet bowl once more.

    You have NO pull at all. We simply swat you aside. You're nothing. Accept it and eat a bullet.

  2. Re:A New Hope on Star Trek - Special Edition · · Score: -1

    What if Star Trek could rekindle the hope that we're not alone on this planet, but if we are, shouldn't we treat each other nicely?

    Star Trek is about two things only: Money and Trekkie Pedophile Geeks.

    It was crap in 1965 and it's still crap now. The fact that nerds enjoy eating crap doesn't make it tasty to Real People.

  3. Re:Thank Howard on Pro-DRM Law May Be Coming To Australia · · Score: -1

    It drives me nuts how as a large collective we are such a politically stupid country..

    You have never thought for a minute that it's probably you and the rest of the slashdot nerds who are the stupids?

    It simply happens that the majority of the people have other and far more pressing concerns than your futile "online rights". They have no problems whatsoever with DRM or the like. A nice tax cut is far more useful for a household than your "rights" to play with your machines.

    You're getting marginalized and you will be steadily pushed into compliance with the law. Deal with it, or suicide.

  4. Re:Reason on Senate Committee Votes to Authorize Warrentless Wiretapping · · Score: -1

    Have you considered that the harassment people who believe Bush is the better choice are subjected to by people like you and lots of others on Slashdot can make them reluctant to state who they are voting for when asked?

    Slashdotters are nerds. They don't harass, they whine. They get away with it on the Net because it's the only place they feel safe.

    Ignore them: their opinions do not matter. Geeks are not to be listened to, they are to be beaten, humiliated, punched in the gullet until they puke.

    If some of them annoy you, just swat them aside. They have no strength whatsoever to oppose you. Even a dozen of them would be easily dispatched by the average jock, one-handed. Bash their heads against the nearest wall, if you feel like. Shove their heads down a toilet bowl.

    Pick one of them at random, kick him in the teeth until you've broken them off and shit on his face. Those slashdot geeks are nothing, nothing. Pay no attention to them.

  5. Re:Aspiring nations on China to Control Reports of Foreign News Agencies · · Score: -1

    What is this rosy view of the past I find many slashdotters seem to have?

    Those nerds have a rosy view of the past because they thought once upon a time, nobody would have beaten them to a pulp. But that's only because older societies dealt with them much harsher. In the 19th Century, nobody would have suffered a geek to live.

    Nowadays we let them live their useless lives, but we make them pay any minute in blood, or whatever is that pus-like stuff they leak when we've hit them hard enough.

  6. Goodbye, TOR on German TOR Servers Seized · · Score: -1

    After this, anyone running it will know they could be the next to have their assets confiscated. Too much to risk for that useless "online privacy", little nerdinhos, huh?

    So long, TOR: you will be missed... By half a dozen trekkie pedophile geeks. The rest of us won't even notice.

  7. Re:So? on Man Gets 7 Years for Software Piracy · · Score: -1

    Good on you, but many of your fellow posters here seem to differ. You know, the "Your Rights Online" thing.

    But since you and your fellow posters who differ are not lawmakers, and are not in position to do anything but rant and banter, what you think counts for exactly nothing.

  8. What's to celebrate about... on The 40th Anniversary of Star Trek · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    ... 40 years of crappy TV shows?

    40 years of loserboys and social misfits wearing pointy ears?

    40 years of trekkie pedophile geeks?

    Don't they ever tire of having the crap beaten out of them?

  9. Re:Perfect for Slashdot on Harvard Phd Vs. About.com over Gaming · · Score: -1

    Of course I was. I had beaten up its chairman, its secretary, its treasurer and all of its members.

  10. Re:Sigh. Not this shit again on RIAA Doesn't Like Independent Experts · · Score: -1, Troll

    Seriously it is really tiresome seeing Europeans with this high and mighty

    Euros aren't "high" and they aren't "mighty" for sure. They're at best fourth-class midgets only good for kickin'em around.

    "We are so free over here and the US has become a horrible dictatorship," attitude.

    The only "freedom" Euros enjoy is to be the pedophile scat-porn perverts they are. Everything else, they're so in love with their Komisars.

    It's as bad as Americans that see the French as weak, cheese eating surrender monkeys.

    But they are. And being "weak, cheese-eating surrender monkeys" could actually be considered a virtue, if you compare it to the rest of their, ehm, "cultural traits".

  11. Re:In Ohio you are guilty! period! on State of Ohio Establishes "Pre-Crime" Registry · · Score: 0

    No war on terror over here.

    Of course not: you surrendered to Al Qaeda. I guess all that macho bullshit like bullfighting is, er, just bullshit.

    Bunch of sissies. But then you're Euros.

  12. Re:You're a bunch of cold hearted, sh*t eating ner on Steve Irwin Dead · · Score: 0

    Remember, this is Slashdot. The nerds here have only one claim in life: "Being pursued down corridor by jock, having face smashed into locker by jock, getting punched in the nose by jock, having head pushed into toilet by jock, being beaten up by jock, having jock shit on their face."

    And then, going off to a bright future of burger flipping, trash hauling and toilet cleaning.

  13. Re:I've got the torches. on State of Ohio Establishes "Pre-Crime" Registry · · Score: -1, Troll

    Of course it's unnerving to you: as an euro, you're by definition a child molester.

    I don't know what it is with euros being so much into this pedo thing. Must be all that jerking off to Mona Lisa replicas.

  14. Re:Worst idea ever. on State of Ohio Establishes "Pre-Crime" Registry · · Score: 0

    I've got a criminal record for being the briliant Einstien of a teenager I was

    "Getting badly beaten up in school and having your head shoved into the toilet bowl" does not warrant you a criminal record.

    I just don't put it on my resume and don't work for the places that would be worried about it.

    Of course. Nobody checks the garbage man.

    what are you suppose to do?

    Die.

  15. Re:Done b/c of complaints on The Internet Not for Old People · · Score: 0

    Most people of all ages are stupid.

    Including you, pedestal dweller.

  16. Re:blow it off on How Much Does Your Work Depend on the Internet? · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    You're so right.

    Nerds are the most arrogant people on the planet.

    When you grab them by the neck and shove their heads into an unflushed toilet bowl, they are not. And that's only the beginning.

  17. Re:Would you buy your music on 8-tracks? on Explaining DRM to a Less-Experienced PC User? · · Score: 0

    It's already gone. Get over it.

  18. Re:Internet forums helped me open up on Internet Not the Social Hinder it Was · · Score: 0

    the Internet is no place for a wimp!

    The internet is the place for wimps. That's because in the internet it's not possible to chase a loserboy down a corridor, grab him by his scrawny neck, bash his head against the well, punch him in the gullet, step on his pityfully small testicles, kick his teeth in and shit on his face.

    For the moment.

  19. Re:Staring on Internet Not the Social Hinder it Was · · Score: 0

    ... able to tell you about the current situation on definition of planets, or the state of affairs in Israel/Lebanon.

    So what? Is there anything you can do about those topics? You can talk until you've talked yourself out, your opinions will still be worth shit.

    Nerds. Always thinking their "opinion" are worth more than dog crap. All those beatings in high school never taught them anything.

  20. Re:In Denmark... on Possession of Violent Pornography Outlawed in UK · · Score: 0

    Slashdotter won't reply because they are nerds, and they remember what happens to a nerd when a jock comes around.

    Denmark *fought* or *surrendered*? Because in eurospeak they are exactly the same word.

  21. Re:In Denmark... on Possession of Violent Pornography Outlawed in UK · · Score: 0

    The opinions of a Euro child molester are not relevant. And it's better to have a country "full of gun toting rednecks" than a country full of swastika-wearing Nazis as you would surely like.

  22. Re:Do you want your kids to be in marketing? on Continued Opposition To Laptops in Schools · · Score: 0

    Does this parent hope their 12-year-old will grow up to be a marketing guy? Yes. Think of the disappointment when he'll grow up to be a trash hauler.

  23. Re:Sounds like... on SMART Probe to Crash Into the Moon · · Score: -1, Troll

    We europeans have our own one you see.

    You euros must be very disappointed there are no kids on the Moon for you to molest, then.

  24. Re:"I'll run Linux!" on A Working Economy Without DRM? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What did you expect? Did you really believe all that crap about the "digital revolution", "information taking the place of money" and so on? It took some years but the economy has reacted, so harshly that all your dreamy-eyed fantasies will be crushed totally. Your beloved computers will be, forever, your prisons. Those of us who haven't turned stupid machines into a reason to live will carry on as always, and nothing will change for us, while you computer geeks will have to resign yourself into having been utterly defeated. No more ridiculous revenge plans for your failed lives, no more parasocialist ideals, nothing more of that forever. The corporate geeks have caught the computer geeks, they have beaten them up and left them defeated and humiliated, as always. To paraphrase your beloved Orwell, the future is a jock, shitting on a nerd's face forever. Suck it up.

  25. let it just DIE on Original Star Trek Getting CGI Makeover · · Score: 0

    Don't we have enough geeky trekkie pedophiles already?

    How many pervert nerds do we need?

    Really, how many times must we take our scissors to some pointed ear?

    How many fake starfleet uniforms must we rip apart?

    How many replicas of silly-looking ray guns must we smash under our feet?

    Don't you losers ever tire of getting your teeth kicked in?