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  1. Re:You keep using that word on Author Says It's Time To Stop Glorifying Hackers · · Score: -1

    Time to use a new and cooler term, like "cannibalistic necrophile". If enough people learn to use it in a positive way, being a cannibalistic necrophile may be the coolest thing ever.

  2. Re:In Short on The Brief Rise and Long Fall of Russia's Robot Tank · · Score: -1

    Panzerfaust means never having to say "many tanks".

  3. Defacing sites lol on In Ukraine, Cyber War With Russia Heating Up · · Score: -1

    Oh yeah, go ahead. Deface some Russian site. That's really going to scare the Kremlin, isn't it... No! What's going to happen is that those loserboys will have their skulls bashed wide open against their little monitors, their keyboards shoved up their asses, their throats slit open and their faces shat upon by Spetznaz commandos on their way to lunch. A lesson to wannabe "warriors" and "rebels" worldwide: your puny computers are no match for guns and artillery. Either learn to fight properly and get possibly ripped apart in the process, or shut up and leave serious business to serious people. Is that fucking clear?

  4. Where's the surprise? on Scientists Revive a Giant 30,000 Year Old Virus From Ice · · Score: 0

    Of course it's less packed. They didn't have compression algorhytims back then. It's an obsolete virus anyway, I bet it can't run on any modern animal's OS.

  5. Har Har on Girl's Facebook Post Costs Her Dad $80,000 · · Score: -1

    She had "psychological scars"? Now she's gonna have some REAL scars! If she survives at all. 80000 $ gone! Poof! Because she couldn't resist boasting on fecesbook! They're so going to slice her to shreds with a rusty can opener! I hope it goes on youtube.

  6. Why? on Ask Slashdot: Should I Get Google Glass? · · Score: -1, Troll

    Why do you need Google Glass? Are you interested in taking clandestine videos of people, perhaps children, without their consent, while looking like the creep you are? Why aren't you seeking medical or help? Who authorized you to keep on living?

  7. Well, what to expect? on Killing Net Neutrality Could Be Good For You · · Score: -1

    All this boils down to: "Look, the battle for Net Neutrality is lost. Deal with it. Try to find a silver lining, because that's all you can do. Too bad. Better luck next time. Oh, right, there won't be one, sorry."

  8. Re:As an inhabitant of EU it is simple on German Chancellor Proposes European Communications Network · · Score: -1

    You can protest as much as you want in the EU, nobody listens. If you go against EU policy you will be ignored and if you're too loud you will be accused of wanting to bring the Nazis back. The EU commission's will is law.

  9. Re:Couple blackmails and pictures from US regime on German Chancellor Proposes European Communications Network · · Score: -1

    Showing pictures of children going to school to members of the EU parliament will only result in them asking for more to jerk off to.

  10. Re:Hey, you know that thing that has never worked? on Internet Censorship Back On Australian Agenda · · Score: -1

    Oh really? The internet was NOT designed to route around this. Stop deluding yourself. It's not a sentient entity. It's not an AI. It's a communication network that will do exactly what the people in power will order it to do. We have escaped full enslavement because of governmental inertia and initial lack of understanding on their part, but the days of the "free internet" are fading. Soon it will be the most terrible tool for oppression ever devised.

  11. Come, US and EU... on ICANN's Cozy Relationship With the US Must End, Says EU · · Score: -1

    Go to war, bomb each other to pieces, do the world a favour, will ya? There's a billion more people who can't wait to shit on the ruins. Do it already, but do it properly: first bombs, then firearms, then gouge each others' eyes with screwdrivers. Not just soldiers, let the civilian join in the frenzy, will you? After all the euros hate the murkins' guts and vice versa. Come on, do it, spill each other's blood. Cross the line. You'll be so much better when you're dead, and the rest of the world will, too. No more stupid murkins. No more smug euros. Two shitbirds with one stone. Do it.

  12. No, don't fuck it. Seriously, you'd get AIDS.

  13. Re:Just skip to the maximum possible size on CERN Wants a New Particle Collider Three Times Larger Than the LHC · · Score: -1

    As much as I would like a particle accelerator the size of the Universe, I think the construction permits are going to be a little hard to get.

  14. Wouldn't it be simpler... on NZ Govt May Gut Privacy Laws For US Citizens and Ex-Pats · · Score: -1

    ... To simply ban US citizens to travel or live there? Send any US citizen living in NZ home, unless they give up their citizenship? Put a sign reading "No Dogs or Americans allowed"? After all, the US is the guuhhhreaaaaatest nushon on earth! Why should anyone want to leave its borders?

  15. Re:Saving face? on Now On Video: GCHQ Destroying Laptop Full of Snowden Disclosures · · Score: -1

    Keep making comparisons. There are lot of countries that are better than the US or UK. You can bite each other cocks off, for all I care. Just keep your filth home.

  16. What now? on Edward Snowden Nominated For Nobel Peace Prize · · Score: -1

    Probably a clique of smart and sophisticated supporters of the High Lord Bonobo will march towards Oslo to the cry of "Heil Bonobo" to torch the place. Of course, being smart and sophisticated Bonobo supporters they will march straight into the Atlantic and drown.

  17. Little problem... on New Russian Fighter Not Up To Western Standards · · Score: -1

    ... When you have a couple of dozen advanced superplanes and the enemy throws THOUSANDS of cheaper jets at you, you're going to get busted. WW2 teaches you that. In the end, quantity wins when your enemy is not worried about losses.

  18. Lame on VC Likens Google Bus Backlash To Nazi Rampage · · Score: 0

    You can talk about Nazikrauts shitting on you when there are death camps for the 1%.

  19. Oh yeah? on Kentucky: Programming Language = Foreign Language · · Score: -1

    Then I'll BASICly say: GOTO HELL!

  20. Re:I am an artist. on Canadian Music Industry Calls For Internet Regulation, Website Blocking · · Score: -1

    Well, Nazi factories were full of innocent workers too. Some of them were even slaves. Does not mean they didn't get bombed, torn to pieces, burned to death or buried alive under the rubble. You're not in the same position as those workers in Nazi factories, which would have made you an accessory to the Nazi war machine. You're a legitimate military target. However, rest assured: nothing will ever happen to you or the CRIA: nobody has the courage, the strength or the purpose to do anything against them and therefore against you. Sleep well: the MPAA/RIAA/CRIA has won.

  21. Re:Dolphins vs Syrians? on 200 Dolphins Await Slaughter In Japan's Taiji Cove · · Score: -1

    Syrians are run-of-the-mill homo saps. There's a dumptruckload of them around. They're ugly, smelly and nasty as all homo saps are. Dolphins are kinda cute, until they try to buttrape you of course.

  22. Losers can't win. Ever. on Fighting Gamer Rage With an Arduino Based Biometrics Headset · · Score: -1

    Oh, poor loserboys. Can't handle the stress in a GAME? See how I care! Fuck you. Nobody forces you to play. Can't take the heat? Though shit! Your fucking problem. Quit and be done with it. A pity you can't do that with life, however, which is way more stressful. Oh yes, there's a way to quit that too. Take that option, fucking loserboy. Once a loser, always a loser.

  23. So? on Russia Backs Sending Top Students Abroad With a Catch · · Score: -1

    Those students are going to study abroad with money provided by the State. Anything you do with someone else's money, you have to pay back. Those people are offered the chance to have a better professional future in their homeland or, should they afford to pay for it, elsewhere. The alternative is a miserable existence. What do you expect, money for free?

  24. Re:Not replacing grandmasters in an economic sense on If I Had a Hammer · · Score: -1

    Unfortunately, you cannot automate feeding the people out of a job. If those people cannot work, they cannot eat. If they cannot eat, they will not lie by the sidewalk and starve to death: they'll find the engineers and inventors and put a screwdriver through their eyesockets. Machine-loving sociopaths like you are eager to dismiss the social fallout that is generated by job loss due to automation, until your house and possessions are burned in a riot.

  25. Re:We need to make an example of him. on LulzSec's Sabu To Be Sentenced In New York · · Score: -1

    A poor black kid would be serving a life sentence. A rich white kid gets probation.

    Oh, come on, race has nothing to do with that. A poor white kid would get a life sentence as well. And a rich black kid would get probation. If he doesn't get shot for driving while black, of course.