User: Vinegar Joe

Google

On: FTC Expands Its Google Antitrust Investigations

Needs to buy some of the same government people Microsoft has.

Lawsuits are on the way

On: Microsoft Patents Bad Neighborhood Detection

Because this software is racist.

I have an idea!

On: Chance To Snap Up Your Own Observatory

It'd make a great location for a fish and chips takeaway or a pub!

Whatever happened to Quaero?

On: French Court Frowns On Autocomplete, Tells Google To Remove Searches

The search engine project pushed by the French government?

Judge Noce agrees with Obama Admin

On: Judge Doesn't Care About Supreme Court GPS Case

So what's the problem?

Re:Gee, maybe U.S. shouldn't try to steal oil

On: Tensions Over Hormuz Raise Ugly Possibilities For War

You're right! It's George Bush's fault!

Re:Go!

On: Anonymous Hacks US Think Tank Stratfor

We are Anonymous. It is not possible to shut us up or kill us all. If you cut a head off, two more will grow back.

Keep telling yourself that.

Today in South Carolina

On: Domestic Surveillance Drones On the Rise

They announced the SC National Guard is going to start practicing with UAVs. The National Guard unit is one specifically tasked to civil disorder operations and "homeland security"......

http://www.thestate.com/2011/12/21/2087491/sc-guard-unit-to-fly-small-uav.html

Re:Legal costs

On: Apple Wins Injunction Banning Import of HTC Devices

I would love to know what fraction of total expenditure for some of these companies is spent on legal tangles.

Hey! You don't think lawyers have to eat too?

Seriously

On: Feds Arrest GeneSimmons.Com Attacker

Legally or illegally, who in their right mind would download anything by Gene Simmons?

This could have all been solved

On: Iran Wants To Clone Downed US Drone

With a single BLU-82. Of course you need someone who actually has a set of balls and is willing to get of the golf course for 5 minutes to give the order.

I really don't care

On: New Study Concludes Math Gender Gap Is Cultural, Not Biological

As long as the wife can remember to put 2 pies in the stove and 4 6-packs of beer in the fridge.

Re:Oh my

On: Many Early Adopters of the Amazon Fire Are Unhappy

Who on god's green earth wants a sticky tablet? Ewwww!!!!

Oh my

On: Many Early Adopters of the Amazon Fire Are Unhappy

"a spouse or child who picks it up will instantly know everything you have been doing"

So don't sit around the house looking at porn.

My goodness!

On: Computer Virus Forces Hospital To Divert Ambulances

I wonder what OS they're running.......

Re:Life Adapts

On: Is the Earth Special?

All life really needs is a liquid solvent, energy, and enough time.

So where is everybody?

You're just asking

On: Ask Slashdot: To Hack Or Not To Hack?

For a 5 year tour of the federal penitentiary system, aren't you?

Why don't we

On: 'Alternative Medicine' Clinic Attempts To Silence Critics

Ask Steve Jobs how it worked out for him?

Re:Sooner or later

On: In Australia, Immunize Or Lose Benefits

Sounds like you need a visit from Lt. John Pike. He'll nip that nasty attitude you've got in the bud.

Hmmmmm

On: 155 MPH Biofuel Truck Breaks Speed Record

I wonder what kind of fertilizers, insecticides and defoliants were used to grow the cotton and sunflowers......

Sooner or later

On: In Australia, Immunize Or Lose Benefits

People are going to learn to do what they are fucking told when the government fucking tells them.

Re:Let's be accurate here

On: In the EU, Water Doesn't (Officially) Prevent Dehydration

France was behind this.
En France, we drink wine in place of water.

Well.....that certainly explains the past 230 years of French history.

Re:What next?

On: Toronto School Bans Hard Balls

Say what you want but Canadians certainly are polite!

Re:cocks.xxx

On: Schools Buy .xxx Domains In Trademark Panic

Is Group Therapy still at Five Points?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kUn9t1jdUY

I can't wait

On: Schools Buy .xxx Domains In Trademark Panic

To see all the domain names Penn State is going to have to buy.