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In the EU, Water Doesn't (Officially) Prevent Dehydration

New Kohath writes with this news from The Guardian: "Bottled water producers applied to the EU for the right to claim that 'regular consumption of significant amounts of water can reduce the risk of development of dehydration'. The health claim was reviewed by a panel of 21 scientists on behalf of the European Food Standards Authority. The application was denied, and now producers of bottled water are forbidden by law from making the claim. They will face a two-year jail sentence if they defy the EU edict."

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  1. And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ketchup is a vegetable (even though a tomato is technically a fruit).

    1. Re:And in the US by heptapod · · Score: 5, Insightful
    2. Re:And in the US by CmdrPony · · Score: 5, Interesting

      And it really came as a shock to me that some people actually put ketchup on top of pizza. No one in my country does so, but after moving to Asia I noticed how the restaurants started packing ketchup with ordered pizzas and saw that people actually put ketchup on them. Why? There's tomato sauce already, and it tastes much better on a pizza than ketchup does. And no, ketchup is equivalent to tomato sauce.

    3. Re:And in the US by Dahamma · · Score: 5, Informative

      Fruit is a biological term, vegetable is a culinary term. Tomatoes can be both, why does everyone have such a hard time with this?

      (ketchup, on the other hand... is awesomeness but yes, Congress is completely bought and sold by all lobbies, including the processed food and frozen pizza lobbies)

    4. Re:And in the US by shentino · · Score: 3, Informative

      Nix v. Hedden settled that case.

      In favor of the tax greedy government, asyou might expect.

      Tomatoes were ruled to be a vegetable.

      And oddly enough, vegetables had higher taxes than fruits.

    5. Re:And in the US by Kagetsuki · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Wow, where in Asia do you live? Here in Japan I've never seen that, and to be honest ketchup on pizza sounds disgusting.

    6. Re:And in the US by CmdrPony · · Score: 2, Informative

      In Thailand, and at least there it's somewhat common practice I guess. When you order pizza they pack ketchup with it (so you can put it if you want to, just like oregano or chili), and pizza places have ketchup bottles. And in their advertisement videos I've seen them putting ketchup on them, but I have never done so. And yes, it sounds disgusting.

    7. Re:And in the US by Vellmont · · Score: 4, Insightful


      why does everyone have such a hard time with this?

      Because there's a significant population of Slashdot that thinks words are things with single, hard definitions that never change and must conform to what they learned in science class.

      For those of us that can see the box as a box, it's not that hard. For people stuck inside the box, they'll insist everyone else get inside their little box.

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    8. Re:And in the US by c0d3g33k · · Score: 4, Interesting

      No more disgusting than gravy/cheese curds or mayonnaise on french fries. People like what they like. I personally put Sriracha sauce (Huy Fong), Chili Garlic Sauce (also Huy Fong), Frank's Red Hot/Tabasco or salsa on just about anything edible, sometimes to make things edible. Not all at once, whichever seems right for the dish in question. Ketchup on pizza could be good with the right toppings. Don't knock it till you try it.

    9. Re:And in the US by The+Askylist · · Score: 2

      When I was at university (30 years back), the Hong Kong kids always put gravy on fish and chips. I was mortified - until I tried it. Gravy on fish is really, really good!

    10. Re:And in the US by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 5, Informative

      That had nothing to do with government greed. It was the right ruling. Should the government tax tomatoes as vegetables? Well, you might say that they are a fruit, and vegetables are things like cucumbers, squash, peppers, eggplant, string beans, pea pods, corn, okra, right? Problem is, everything I just mentioned is also botanically a fruit (fruits that, for some strange reason, people don't embarrass themselves by pointing out that that they're botanical fruits like they do with tomatoes). Cucumbers and squash are pepos (which are actually a type of berry), corn (and wheat and rice) is a type of fruit called a caryopsis, peanuts and string beans are legumes, and eggplant and peppers are berries. Fruit has both a culinary AND scientific meaning. Culinary, it is a sweet part of the plant that is almost always a botanical fruit, but that does not imply that a botanical fruit is also a culinary fruit. Scientifically, milkweed pods, cotton pods, and those little helicopters that fall from maple trees are fruits. Chocolate covered cucumber sound good to you? What about tomato ice cream, or pea pod pie? No? That's because they're not fruits in the everyday speech. You're going to stop calling peanuts and almonds nuts (peanut is a legume and almond is a drupe) or stop calling potatoes root vegetables (they're tubers, which are stems), and no one is calling rice, peppers, or string beans fruits, so why this fixation on the fact that tomatoes are botanical fruits?

      Vegetable has no scientific meaning, so it is perfectly reasonable to consider something a botanical fruit and a culinary vegetable. Just by mentioning the term, we know that we're speaking in culinary or horticultural terms, not pure botanical terms. Something can be a root and a vegetable (like carrots) a stem and a vegetable (like potatoes), a leaf and a vegetable (lettuce), a flower and a vegetable (broccoli), and things can be a botanical fruit and a vegetable too. Culinary fruits don't need to be a botanical fruit either. The best example is the strawberry. The actual fruits are the the little seeds on the outside (called achenes), whereas the culinary part is just the large swollen receptacle, which is a modified stem. I think botanists consider the whole thing, both the achenes and the receptacle to be the fruit, so that is a pretty weak example, but that should at least make you think about what a fruit really is. Historically, rhubarb was considered a fruit at times. However, if I gave you a cashew apple (yes, every cashew nut has a fruit to go along with it) or if I gave you the 'fruit' of a native cherry or Japanese raisin tree, you might not be able to tell that they aren't actually fruits. The lleuque 'fruit' doesn't even come from an angiosperm (only angiosperms have fruit)! If any of those were commercially cultivated, what would we call them? Vegetables? Should we regulate something that in terms of cultivation and use is more similar to a cherry like a radish just because of some botanical nitpick? I don't think so.

      So, if we were speaking strictly scientifically, we'd treat corn, chili peppers, and pea pods the same as apples, grapes, andbananas. But that'd be pretty darned stupid, right? That's why we don't do it. The government made the right call there. I imagine someone was just being a smartass to get out of some taxes.

    11. Re:And in the US by Pf0tzenpfritz · · Score: 1

      You mean "sugar beet is a vegetable" - because that's what's really in there first of all.

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    12. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You need to go to Brazil... Ketchup and mayo are pretty much required on pizza in certain parts of the country. I was born and raised in northern Brazil and thought it was the most natural thing until I found myself in the middle of a high school cafeteria being stared at by the whole place while peacefully slathering my slice of pizza with both condiments. Look to my friend for explanation and his face still haunts me to this day...

      Heck, few months later he was hooked on it too. It's just a matter of taste. People put Parmesan cheese and tomato slices on top of pizza too, so the whole "there's already [insert ingredient] in it" argument doesn't really hold water.

    13. Re:And in the US by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Meh, I like mashed potatoes on mine. if you have never tried it it is really great, just swing by the KFC after picking up a pizza if you don't feel like making it yourself although homemade of course is best. just put a nice thin and even layer on top, the potatoes absorb the taste of the pizza and give it a nice creamy texture on top, especially good if you have lots of meat and cheese on there.

      As for TFA that frankly doesn't surprise me, since when has bureaucratic BS and common sense EVER gone together? I mean this IS the same bunch that made them strip Windows Media Player out of Windows so all the retailers ended up with discs nobody wanted. like it was REALLY so hard to download iTunes? same thing with that stupid browser ballot crap. Hell IE had already became a joke, like "IE is the thing you use to download a browser" rimshot.

      At least I have to give them credit for not being complete corporate whores like here in the USA. Since Citizens united I'm frankly shocked that the tobacco and booze companies haven't bribed...err i mean contributed to their campaign funds, to get the old "cigarettes are good for you!" and the booze jingles put back on the air. Our politicians are such whores I bet all it would take is a million or so each and the promise to hire one of their relatives to a lobbying group.

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    14. Re:And in the US by Hardhead_7 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      cucumbers, squash, peppers, eggplant, string beans, pea pods, corn, okra, right

      OK, overall I agree with your post. Culinarily, a fruit is sweet and a vegetable savory. That's the big difference, and it's fine for something to be botanically a fruit and culinary a veggie. I just have a few issues with your list of "fruits." First, corn is iffy. There are botanical definitions that exclude it from being a fruit, as the fruit wall is virtually nonexistent. And peanuts? You've got to be kidding me. Yeah, sure, it's a fruiting plant, but you can't seriously tell me you eat the shell. It's an edible seed.

      I mean, I get what you're saying, but the edible portion of those two plants are not botanically fruits.

    15. Re:And in the US by dakohli · · Score: 3, Funny

      No more disgusting than gravy/cheese curds or mayonnaise on french fries.

      Ahhh, Poutine, one of the best things to come out of Quebec!

      I lived there for about 6 months back in 1989, and it took me a couple of months before I tried it. mmmmmmmmmmm

    16. Re:And in the US by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but you are wrong. There is no such thing as a "culinary" meaning of vegetable. There is only one definition of vegetable. There is also a big group of people that lack botany knowledge, among them, people that cook.

      I love cooking, but cooking is not science, and chefs have no right to re-categorize plant life as they see fit.

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    17. Re:And in the US by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      First, corn is iffy. There are botanical definitions that exclude it from being a fruit, as the fruit wall is virtually nonexistent. And peanuts? You've got to be kidding me. Yeah, sure, it's a fruiting plant, but you can't seriously tell me you eat the shell. It's an edible seed.

      Well, first - he called peanuts a legume, not a fruit. And second - salted peanut shells are awesome! I don't eat a ton of them but they are great fiber and pretty damn tasty in moderation (try one if you don't believe me).

      And there is not really much debate on corn... as he said, the kernels are a caryopsis, which is clearly a "fruit" by biological definition.

    18. Re:And in the US by artor3 · · Score: 2

      I've seen people put ketchup on spaghetti in the Philippines, so it's not a stretch to think some might put it on pizza as well.

    19. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This may be the best comment I've ever read on slashdot. Thank you for taking the time to write it.

    20. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I put Sriracha on pizza. It's just a sauce appealing to someone's taste.

    21. Re:And in the US by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

      enough with the poutine - put mustard, onions, hot sauce, baked beans, mac salad and meat on top of the French fries instead. :)

      (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garbage_plate)

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    22. Re:And in the US by CmdrPony · · Score: 1

      What? Putting ketchup on spaghetti is way more common than putting ketchup on pizza.

    23. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A good friend of mine from Trinidad puts ketchup and mustard on pizza; he said it was quite common there.

    24. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      We all have the right to categorize things in whichever way is pleasing to us, douchebag.

    25. Re:And in the US by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 0

      Some of us prefer to go by the factual, scientific definitions of things instead of the make-believe magical fairy unicorn definitions that other people who don't understand the science and facts decide to call truth. A Tomato is a fruit, not a vegetable. Period. Water prevents dehydration, because hydration equates to intake of water. By definition. By fact. By common sense.

      The government desiring to tax a fruit should not be able to say "Oh, it's a vegetable!" at will and overrule all sorts of classification and taxonomy from the scientific community that dates hundreds of years prior. Nor should the culinary community, composed of non-scientific people from an entirely different and unrelated field, be able to reclassify something as a vegetable because of how they use it. If I use a rolled-up newspaper as a flyswatter, it's still a newspaper - not a flyswatter. There is no 'culinary definition'...there is a single, factual definition of a meaning of a word. It isn't something I learned in science class, and it's not negotiable.

      It really has very little to do with the incorrect word being used so much as it has to do with people honestly not believing that it's the wrong word.

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    26. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Almost correct; There are different definitions of 'fruit' and 'vegetable' for culinary vs biological use;

      Culinary - Fruit = Sweet taste, normally served at the end of the meal
                                  Vegetable = mild or bland taste, served with main course

      Biology - Fruit = the structure of a plant that contains its seeds.
                                  Vegetable =leaf, stem, or root of a plant.

      So a biologist and a chef will agree that if you have some rhubarb stalks and tomatoes, you have fruit and vegetable.
      They will, however, disagree on which is which.

    27. Re:And in the US by demonlapin · · Score: 2

      There is only one definition of vegetable

      And what is that?

    28. Re:And in the US by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      I'd never thought of ranch dressing as a good pizza accompaniment until I tried it. Now you've got me dying to try ketchup on a pizza. Thinking about it, it sounds delicious.

    29. Re:And in the US by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Some of us prefer to go by the factual, scientific definitions of things instead of the make-believe magical fairy unicorn definitions that other people who don't understand the science and facts decide to call truth

      And some of us aren't so egotistical as to actually believe the fantasy that the one set of arbitrary categories we happen to be emotionally invested in is "true" or "real."

      ALL categorization is arbitrary. Categorization is a tool, and can be used in whatever way a person damn well pleases. Just because YOU happen to find one use less useful, does NOT make it worse. Worse for your purposes, perhaps, but not necessarily for anyone else's.

    30. Re:And in the US by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      If you add enough sugar to it, yeah, anything is sweet. Including rhubarb.

    31. Re:And in the US by msauve · · Score: 4, Informative
      I believe that there were cooks calling things "fruits" and "vegetables" before there were scientists (in the modern sense of that word). Both terms go back to Middle English, according to the OED. So, really, scientists have no right to re-categorized plant words for their own purposes.

      BTW, the Oxford disagrees with your claim:

      The confusion about 'fruit' and 'vegetable' arises because of the differences in usage between scientists and cooks.

      - OED

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    32. Re:And in the US by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      Ketchup is disgusting. It's a poor substitute for barbecue sauce... a very poor substitute.

    33. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Look, you are some kind of lexicographical God. I bow to your awesomeness.

    34. Re:And in the US by Dunbal · · Score: 0

      words are things with single, hard definitions that never change and must conform

      This absolutely must be the case. Imagine how useless mathematics would be if numbers arbitrarily changed value. Words are the tools we use to communicate. Just because someone thinks he's clever going around and changing the definition of words doesn't actually help progress, it hinders it.

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    35. Re:And in the US by RoFLKOPTr · · Score: 1

      enough with the poutine - put mustard, onions, hot sauce, baked beans, mac salad and meat on top of the French fries instead. :)

      (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garbage_plate)

      Animal Fries...... mmmmmmmmmm..........

    36. Re:And in the US by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The government made the right call there. I imagine someone was just being a smartass to get out of some taxes.

      I think that's the wrong response. Better response should be, why should the two categories be taxed at different rates? Another good question would be, why tax basic foods such as fruits and vegetables? I don't see the point in defending the government's position when their bad tax policy is the root cause of the scuffle.

    37. Re:And in the US by PaladinAlpha · · Score: 1

      Wish I had mod points. Thanks for the explanation; I found that extremely interesting!

    38. Re:And in the US by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Ketchup is disgusting. It's a poor substitute for barbecue sauce... a very poor substitute.

      I disagree. At least in catsup, the main ingredient is tomatoes.
      In pretty much every barbecue sauce I've seen, they are vinegar and maize syrup (or if lucky, treacle or sugar). What once was barbecue sauce isn't anymore, because buying customers want is vinegar and sugar - to hell with actual flavours; the American palate isn't equipped to handle those, and can't distinguish acidic from hot.

      Same with steak sauces - remember the atrocity that was "New HP sauce" after Kraft took over the brand? Maize syrup and vinegar, and artificial colorings. Indistinguishable from a typical barbecue sauce except being slightly less sweet and using different food colouring. No more actual taste of dates and pepper and all the good stuff.

      Fuck barbecue sauce. It's a poor substitute for just drenching your food in sugar and vinegar.

    39. Re:And in the US by postbigbang · · Score: 2

      I disagree. Categorization is a function of communications and the desire to minimize entropics in information transfer within a medium.

      By its nature categorization is a semantical reference. Hot is not cold, nor is large small. It's referential. It has to do with context, and the capacity to differentiate description. Categorization by its fundamental nature is the antithesis of arbitrary.

      Yes, there are bodies of people, like the posted EU committee, that make poor choices to describe. They need to be spanked and sent home with no dinner as punishment for being childish and irresponsible to those they serve. Dismissing categorization because of those twits, however, is an unnecessary move. We all get to make mistakes.

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    40. Re:And in the US by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

      Traditionally if it goes into a salad it is a vegetable, if it goes into dessert it is a fruit. But that rule of thumb is getting fuzzier and fuzzier as the chefs are under constant pressure to innovate.

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    41. Re:And in the US by Ihmhi · · Score: 2

      Wow, where in Asia do you live? Here in Japan I've never seen that, and to be honest ketchup on pizza sounds disgusting.

      Sir, more than a few people in your country have KFC for Christmas dinner. I rest my case.

    42. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a unique snowflake, a petal, a flower. Nobody else is like you. You are different, you are special.

    43. Re:And in the US by MacTO · · Score: 1

      If we were talking about a culinary definition of planets, I would totally agree with you. After all, their work has nothing to do with astronomical bodies.

      We are talking about culinary definitions of plants, for which it is completely acceptable for them to have their own definitions. After all, the properties of those plants will affect the products of their labours.

    44. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because there's a significant population of Slashdot that thinks words are things with single, hard definitions that never change and must conform to what they learned in science class.

      Ok, now explain why this problem seems to actually be more common among high-IQ types than it is in the general population.

    45. Re:And in the US by jasomill · · Score: 2

      Mayo on fries isn't bad, esp. with pepper â" but horseradish is even better. And I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks Sriracha complements damn near anything. Also, there are few simple, nutrition-free pleasures better than potato chips with Frank's Red Hot.

      Finally, it may sound a bit off, but Totino's Party Pizzas are outstanding for "experiments" â"Âtry, for instance, artichokes, Brie, a light sprinkling of sea salt, and just a hint of truffle oil. I'm not making this up â" actually, I did, but it's surprisingly good. As implied above, Sriracha is also quite good on pizza (though possibly not the one I just mentioned, but, hey, I haven't tried it, maybe?).

      Can't stomach ketchup, though â"Ânever quite understood why, as I like pretty much anything else tomato-based, but even the smell of ketchup has always made me cringe.

      As you say, to each his own.

      Cheers,
      Jason

    46. Re:And in the US by __aazsst3756 · · Score: 1

      Wow thanks, that is the best explanation I've ever seen on this debate. Too bad scores only go to 5!

    47. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Vegetable" is really a colloquial/common/gastronomy term, whereas "fruit" is a botanical one. I know that is sort of an aside from the point you're making (which I get), but I interject for the sake of not dwelling on the pedantic (yes I suppose I see my own irony) nature of correcting one's use of calling certain "fruits" as "vegetables". If we were calling everything by its more proper term, there wouldn't be much in the line of vegetables that wasn't a fruit, a tuber, a seed, etc.

    48. Re:And in the US by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 1

      And it really came as a shock to me that some people actually put ketchup on top of pizza. No one in my country does so, but after moving to Asia I noticed how the restaurants started packing ketchup with ordered pizzas and saw that people actually put ketchup on them. Why? There's tomato sauce already, and it tastes much better on a pizza than ketchup does. And no, ketchup is equivalent to tomato sauce.

      What? The salt content in a lot of pizza is already pretty dang high... adding ketchup is like a sign you're trying to turn your vicinity in Arrakis...

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    49. Re:And in the US by _0xd0ad · · Score: 2

      At least in catsup, the main ingredient is tomatoes.
      In pretty much every barbecue sauce I've seen, they are vinegar and maize syrup (or if lucky, treacle or sugar).

      What planet have you been living on? That's precisely what ketchup is: tomatoes, vinegar, sugar, and salt. At least barbecue sauce is usually a little spicy.

    50. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So what are you typing this on? I hope you aren't calling it a 'computer', since that term refers to the hot blond who does my arithmetic.

    51. Re:And in the US by okmijnuhb · · Score: 1

      Tomato may be the only fruit that is not sweet.

    52. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A vegetable is not a biological term. Fruit is.

    53. Re:And in the US by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Ahhh, Poutine, one of the best things to come out of Quebec!

      To be fair, it is a pretty short list.

      Although, I do remember a girl I met when I was an undergraduate, last century. She had that kind of blonde hair that's so light it's almost white and eyes that looked like the wings of a blue butterfly. She was almost supernaturally beautiful.

      But she was not very bright. The little accent can cover up a lot of dumb, but at some point, you know...

      Anyway, she friended me on some social network site a couple of years ago and from her photo it did not appear that she aged well. She kind of got hard-looking, you know what I mean? Like, not a happy face, but it could have been the photo. Maybe it's just my age, but happy people are a lot more attractive to me now than the brooding, dramatic types. Life has enough drama without having to create your own just to keep things interesting.

      You know, poutine sounds good about now. I could see myself enjoying a plate of them froggy fries and a nice doppelbock. I guess that makes me officially old, when I start thinking about a formerly hot chick and my mind goes immediately to food.

      That reminds me of my cousins. Big, Italian guys, you know? One time we're at a family gathering, lots of pasta, brociole, like that. And my cousins, Dom and Anthony, are talking only about food. This restaurant, that restaurant, the clam sauce my grandma makes, and on and on. Nothing but food. So my mom, who was still alive at the time, says, "Listen to you guys, young, decent-looking guys and all you talk about is food! Don't you have anything else to talk about? Don't you ever talk about girls?"

      So there's a pause, and I see my cousins think for a second, (which, to be honest, was not their forte) and Dom looks up and says, "You know that girl who lives over by Polk and Racine, Johnny's sister, the one who went to St Mary's? Man, she makes the best arancini..."

      I swear it's a true story.

      Anybody know where I can get a plate of poutine in Chicago at 11:48p on a Saturday? Now I'm starved.

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    54. Re:And in the US by benjamindees · · Score: 2

      Categorization is a function of communications and the desire to minimize entropics in information transfer within a medium.

      That's just, like, your opinion man.

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    55. Re:And in the US by arth1 · · Score: 1

      What planet have you been living on? That's precisely what ketchup is: tomatoes, vinegar, sugar, and salt.

      I repeat myself, with emphasis this time:
      At least in catsup, the main ingredient is tomatoes

      At least barbecue sauce is usually a little spicy.

      True, but any spices that may be way down on the ingredient list tend to be quite overpowered by the vinegar and sugar. To be frank, the main difference between the various barbecue sauces seems to be the ratio of vinegar to sugar, saltiness and colouring. "Red hot" generally doesn't seem to mean there are more peppers, only more ice vinegar than a "mild" sauce.

      Sure, there's vinegar and sugar and salt in catsup too, but at least you have no problems tasting the main ingredient - tomatoes!

    56. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In asia minor it is done too.

    57. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No kidding.

    58. Re:And in the US by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      The main ingredient in ketchup may be tomatoes, but they're pretty much overpowered by HFCS. There are plenty of kinds of barbecue sauce; you just have to find one that's good.

    59. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually people, the reason for language change and evolve the meaning of words. That does aid progress, that *is* progress.

    60. Re:And in the US by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      Biology - Vegetable =leaf, stem, or root of a plant.

      Sorry, just not true. There is no scientific biological definition of "vegetable" - it's purely a common/culinary term.

      Culinary - Fruit = Sweet taste, normally served at the end of the meal
                                                              Vegetable = mild or bland taste, served with main course

      This one is actually even stupider. Not sure I should bother, but... what is a pepper? It's a biological fruit and culinary vegetable, but fits neither of your silly definitions.

    61. Re:And in the US by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      That's no more "traditional" than your very Western definition of "salad" and "dessert." The other 80% of the planet has other traditions...

    62. Re:And in the US by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Can't stomach ketchup, though â"Ânever quite understood why, as I like pretty much anything else tomato-based, but even the smell of ketchup has always made me cringe.

      Do you not like vinegar? That's the other big ingredient in it, besides sugar (or HFCS in the shitty brands).

    63. Re:And in the US by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      The main ingredient in ketchup may be tomatoes, but they're pretty much overpowered by HFCS.

      You need to find a brand that uses real sugar. Whole Foods brand works well for me.

    64. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There have to be distinctions, otherwise they would be taxing bread and other basic essentials at the same rate as chocolates and $2,000 dollar bottles of wine. At the edges, the distinctions are going to seem arbitrary and nonsensical, and they may not reflect today's social norms. But consider that once upon a time, take-away food like hamburgers, pizzas and soft drinks were luxury items not staple food. (And even today, they shouldn't be staple food. Maybe they should be taxed at the same rate as cigarettes ... for the same reason!)

    65. Re:And in the US by arth1 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Culinarily, a fruit is sweet and a vegetable savory. That's the big difference

      I think you need to add a qualifier to fruit "and grows above ground". Cause carrots, rutabaga and beets are all pretty sweet.
      Then there are fruits like avocado and plantains, which don't even follow that rule.

      My rule:
      If your mother forced you to eat it, it was a vegetable.

    66. Re:And in the US by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      Sugar, HFCS... regardless, it's still sugared tomato paste with vinegar in it.

    67. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are millions of good barbecue sauces available, probably 30 of which are at your local grocery, many of which are quite popular and aren't just Heinz 57.

      Quit your bitching about "maize syrup", the american palate and how nobody is a ridiculous foodie like you, and go find a decent sauce.

    68. Re:And in the US by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 1

      About corn, it is definitely a caryopsis fruit. I've never heard anyone define it as anything else. Though we do have to keep in mind that corn is a bit of an oddball, what with the inconvenient parts having been bred out of the ancestral teosinte and all.

      I guess I get where you're coming from with the peanuts. I wasn't really trying to imply that they were vegetables. When I first listed them I did so more to mention that they weren't actually (botanical) nuts and to highlight their relation to beans (since strangely few people make the connection), but then put that line in later and forgot to remove them from the first part. Botanical fruit though they may be I wouldn't call them vegetables. What I'm surprised no one caught was when I mentioned rice along with peppers and beans. What you eat there is just the endosperm after the rest has been milled off, so I don't really know if you could still call it a fruit at that point. Not sure putting those rice in a list like that is entirely fair.

      And I forgot to mention olives, another botanical fruit that is considered a vegetable. I never liked olives anyway.

    69. Re:And in the US by guttentag · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think that's the wrong response. Better response should be, why should the two categories be taxed at different rates? Another good question would be, why tax basic foods such as fruits and vegetables?

      You're obviously not from the U.S. We believe in a link between taxation and representation (See Boston Tea Party). Many people think this means that if you are taxed, you must be represented, but it works the other way too. Since the majority of people register to vote as "Fruits" (people with outlandish ideas and little respect for the status quo) or "Vegetables" (unexciting people who seem to have a level of brain activity on par with a cucumber) and each of those groups is already represented by its own political party, it only made sense to tax them. Of course, one group believes everyone should be taxed equally (flat tax) and the other group believes in taxing at different rates (tax the rich). This is a constant source of ongoing debate, but most people believe that both fruits and vegetables should be taxed. There is a third group, known as the "nuts," who believe no one should be taxed, but no one takes them or Ron Paul seriously -- they serve mostly as diversionary entertainment when we get tired of hearing the fruits and veggies bicker.

      Thus endeth the lesson on American politics.

    70. Re:And in the US by mgf64 · · Score: 1

      barbarians :-)

    71. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you've never eaten a fried peanut shell-and-all, you haven't lived.

    72. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ketchup is a vegetable (even though a tomato is technically a fruit).

      The one world government is the only thing between us and Idioticracy "because Brando is what plants crave".

    73. Re:And in the US by aevan · · Score: 1

      Depends on the mayo. The salad dressing and other slop passed off in North America (at most places) I find worse than eating the fry plain. A nice jar of Calve though goes great with fries (but you can hear the arteries harden and waist expand).

    74. Re:And in the US by aevan · · Score: 1

      Still too early for a Terri Schiavo joke?

    75. Re:And in the US by Fjandr · · Score: 1

      This point of view (and the corresponding one from a linguistic view of descriptors not necessarily being absolute) is the reason why math people and language people frequently don't see eye-to-eye.

      Words and their definitions are mutable, and there is absolutely no reason to believe that will change. Understanding and accepting that is a part of learning to communicate with as few errors as possible. Refusing to recognize that does not help progress, it hinders it. It does so in exactly the same way "new math" hinders mathematical learning: you are attempting to fit the topic into a model that is inherently antithetical to the foundation of that topic.

    76. Re:And in the US by BeaverCleaver · · Score: 1

      I'll second that. On their own, Totino's pizzas are pretty awful, but if you think of them as a base that you add extra toppings to, they can be transformed into a decent meal, and still very cheap.

      One of these days I'm going to put together a college cookbook, with hints like this, and a bunch of cocktail recipes to make cheap wine palatable...

    77. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This absolutely must be the case. Imagine how useless mathematics would be if numbers arbitrarily changed value.

      I take this to mean that you have somehow managed to avoid all the mathematical flamewars on whether zero is a natural number or not.

    78. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And this shows how absolutely incoherent your understanding of language is. The word you are looking for is "indexicality". Have fun.

    79. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, bad analogy much? Numbers don't have connotations and aren't sued to provide inexact definitions to fuzzy abstractions. Get a clue.

    80. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, if we were speaking strictly scientifically, we'd treat corn, chili peppers, and pea pods the same as apples, grapes, andbananas. But that'd be pretty darned stupid, right?

      Yes because a banana is speaking strictly scientifically a herb :P~~~~

      Bye!

    81. Re:And in the US by FishTankX · · Score: 1

      The Avacado is a fruit, and isn't very sweet.

    82. Re:And in the US by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's no surprise. The Thai's I've known love ketchup. And for some reason they add ketchup to weird stuff and then call it "American style", despite the fact that no American in history has ever thought to use ketchup in those ways.

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    83. Re:And in the US by Maow · · Score: 1

      Since you're already modded +5, let me just say, "Great post, thanks!"

    84. Re:And in the US by FrootLoops · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Actually, some numbers have changed their value. "Billion" (and long-scale friends) was redefined in the UK in 1974 (for most uses) to be 10^9 instead of 10^12.

      Even mathematical definitions are not absolute. They change, or were obscure to begin with. An annoying example is "natural numbers". Some people include 0, some people include 1. Worse, many people aren't aware of the ambiguity when they use the term. "Ring" has a similar ambiguity. Does the algebraic structure have a 1? Can 1 = 0? Is it commutative? It all depends on what the author is interested in. Hopefully they let you know, but sometimes they don't, and you have to figure out whether these extra properties are being used from context.

      Another example from theoretical physics is the term "direct product" when applied to vector spaces. Some physicists use that term in the same way a mathematician would use "tensor product" while others actually use "tensor product", reserving "direct product" for what a mathematician would call a "direct product". As far as I'm aware, there is no ambiguity in the mathematical community about these terms. A physics professor of mine preferred "direct product" in the ambiguous sense. When I asked him why, he told me that tensors were scary to some people, so he wanted to avoid the term if possible. Mathematicians, as a rule, are rather unsympathetic to emotional concerns, so this isn't a very good argument for getting the mathematical community to use the ambiguous definition.

      These examples are all annoying, but that's life. Language is the imperfect result of evolution, just like humans are. Evolution usually makes something only "good enough" (examples: the ending of the words "cough", "though", and "rough"; the existence of mental disorders). Even in highly technical disciplines where words often do have immutable meaning, they don't always. The "ring" example is particularly good, since the ambiguity is actually helpful. One can state at the outset "the term 'ring' will denote a unital commutative ring where 1 != 0" without clashing with established notation. The annoyances it generates are from sloppy authors and are typically minor anyway. "Direct product" is rather similar, even if it caused me a few minutes of confusion once ("what? no, that equation is just plain wrong! At the least, those relations severely limit the structure of this object, probably to the point of uselessness! Oh wait. Those are tensor product relations, even though they said direct product. Huh. What a strange convention."). Words change all the time in response to societal factors, and that's not always a bad thing.

    85. Re:And in the US by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No more disgusting than gravy/cheese curds or mayonnaise on french fries.

      Hey americans, we invented fucking french fries. Don't tell us what we can put on them, yeah.

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    86. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only problem with your entire argument is that unlike all the other examples of technically-fruit-but-considered-vegetables you cite, tomatoes *are* sweet. Definitely sweeter than rhubarb, which you rightly point out is sometimes considered a fruit (culinarily speaking), so why aren't tomatoes? I regularly drink tomato juice as a fruit juice. Tomatoes are quite useful as dessert ingredients, if you aren't too prejudiced against them to consider using them.

    87. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Forget that, I have a nice mango chutney with my chicken tikka pizza. :-)

    88. Re:And in the US by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1

      Again, there is no such thing as a 'culinary definition'. There is a 'culinary description' by which you can call an apple an eggplant if you so choose, but it doesn't make it correct or accurate.

      A definition is definite, and beyond argument or speculation. This shouldn't be so hard to grasp.

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    89. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Taxing people equally is impossible. To tax people evenly (and actually collect the tax) you would have to tax people at no more than the lowest income (or wealth), and since the lowest income is $0, you would be collecting no tax, which is not collecting tax.

      The British actually attempted this in India, in the form of a poll tax. It resulted in civil war, since it was obviously impossible.

      I conclude that what you actually meant was proportionally, that is y=b.f(x), where y is the amount of tax collected from an individual, b is a co-efficient less than 1 and f(x) is some definition of the income of an individual. Of course you may of meant a capped tax, that is y=min(n,f(x)), meaning paying the lesser of your income or the tax limit n.

      Of course in every nation with tax, you have something that looks more like y=sigma 1,n : f sub n (x sub n) of X, where X is the set of things taxed/subsidised, x sub n is a taxable/subsidisable item and f sub n is the relevant tax/subsidy code. In the US, this has a regressive shape which results in a lower y/x for large values of x, and since there is no single definition of x (in the tax code) can result in the same income x yielding a different tax y for different sources of income x sub n.

    90. Re:And in the US by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      and we've always been at war with eastasia.

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    91. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cucumbers, squash, peppers, eggplant, string beans, pea pods, corn, okra

      You don't do much cooking, neh? Hell, I've never actually heard of people talking about tomatoes as a vegetable until now. Bell peppers are usually the go to fruit called a vegetable in the botanical/culinary debate.

    92. Re:And in the US by Bacon+Bits · · Score: 1

      The tax in this case is almost certainly import tariffs. The purpose behind tariffs is to protect our businesses from dumping and other anti-competitive business practices. It would not be a good idea to allow China (the world's #1 food exporter) to completely destroy agricultural industry in the US and create a food cartel that could make OPEC look like UNICEF if relations between our two countries sour.

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    93. Re:And in the US by ildon · · Score: 1

      Well words have been changing for at least 20,000 years so good luck with your crusade.

    94. Re:And in the US by Dr.+Hellno · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Some of us prefer to go by the factual, scientific definitions of things instead of the make-believe magical fairy unicorn definitions that other people who don't understand the science and facts decide to call truth[...] Water prevents dehydration, because hydration equates to intake of water. By definition. By fact. By common sense.

      Do you really know what you're talking about? Because it sounds to me like you actually prefer to go by your own "make-believe magical fairytale unicorn definitions".

      Hydration absolutely does not "equate" to intake of water, despite the magical mystery powers of "common sense". There are in fact three types of dehydration: Hypertonic, which is the only kind you've ever heard of; hypotonic, which is a loss not of water but of electrolytes; and isotonic, which is a loss of both water and electrolytes. A hypotonic or isotonic patient could be given litres of bottled water without recovering, since they also need electrolytes (notably sodium).

      If you don't believe me, Wikipedia is of course your friend, have a look for yourself.
      I advise you to remember that science and common sense are rarely on speaking terms, and that people who live in make-believe magical fairy unicorn land should not throw stones.

    95. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are no sexy vegetables...

    96. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nix v. Hedden really needs a bigger advocate, because it keeps being used to justify this "tomato is a veggie!" crap.

      The Supreme Court *actually* ruled that the intent of the law was that a tomato import should be taxed at the rate of a vegetable rather than a fruit since those who made the categories in 1883 thought that tomato was as vegetable and thus intended for tomato to be taxed at that rate.

    97. Re:And in the US by iamhassi · · Score: 1

      And it really came as a shock to me that some people actually put ketchup on top of pizza. No one in my country does so, but after moving to Asia I noticed how the restaurants started packing ketchup with ordered pizzas and saw that people actually put ketchup on them. Why? There's tomato sauce already, and it tastes much better on a pizza than ketchup does. And no, ketchup is equivalent to tomato sauce.

      And what country is your "country"? I'm in the US and I usually put ketchup on my pizzas, especially store-bought kind.

      Ketchup is not tomato sauce, and I have an experiment to prove it: next time you make spaghetti, use ketchup instead of tomato sauce.

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    98. Re:And in the US by jeremyp · · Score: 1

      Can't talk about cheese curds but gravy and mayonnaise are both delicious on fries. Curry sauce is even better.

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    99. Re:And in the US by rizole · · Score: 1

      Where should they get thier words from then? Latin? According to dictionary.com the middle english 'fruit' comes from the latin 'fructus' and veg from 'vegetbilis'. Should scientists have different words? How about fructs and vegetabils? Not differnt enough from the language cooks use? Maybe they should generate a synthetic language only scientists use and call then blobs and wobbles? Isn't taking known words and reutilising them for different purposes how language works? Unless words are politically charged, like the N word, doesn't anyone and everyone have the right to do exactly what they want with them?

    100. Re:And in the US by sych · · Score: 1

      Gravy on chips is common in Australia too. Not so much on fish-and-chips but it seems like a logical extension to me :)

    101. Re:And in the US by somersault · · Score: 1

      It's the fries doing that, not the mayo. I never eat fries any more, unless they're sweet potato based (which is delicious btw). When I did eat fries, mayo was great. Hellmans mayo is the best. I tried poutine when I visited Canada and thought it was great, mostly because the place I had it also left the skin on the fries, which was new to me. Here in the UK you can get cheese/chips/gravy from most chip shops, though it admittedly isn't as good as poutine., because they use awful "cheese"

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    102. Re:And in the US by rohan972 · · Score: 1

      A definition is definite, and beyond argument or speculation. This shouldn't be so hard to grasp.

      Homonym has a definition, yet apparently some words can have more than one meaning.

    103. Re:And in the US by Avarist · · Score: 1

      But you do realize putting mayonnaise on french fries is completely normal, even more so than ketchup, in Belgium (or France for the matter) where french fries originated from? So it's you who's weird for not putting mayonnaise on it, not the other way around.

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    104. Re:And in the US by Avarist · · Score: 1

      Everyone in Europe puts ketchup on spaghetti afaik...

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    105. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      mystery casserole was a veggie? who knew

    106. Re:And in the US by nyctopterus · · Score: 1

      This absolutely must be the case.>

      And yet, they aren't. So you're wrong. QED.

    107. Re:And in the US by MartinSchou · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This absolutely must be the case. Imagine how useless mathematics would be if numbers arbitrarily changed value.

      So ... is 3 a magical number? Prime? Fermat prime? Mersenne prime? Lucase prime? Stern prime? Unique prime? Odd? A root? Natural? Positive? Heegner number?

      Interestingly enough, 3 is all of these things, yet mathematics works perfectly well.

      And when I say "works" I don't mean it has a job, and when I say "well" I don't mean a hole in the ground where you retrieve water.

      And by "mean" I do not refer to the statistical mean, nor how something is treated.

    108. Re:And in the US by f()rK()_Bomb · · Score: 1

      That is the most disgusting thing ive ever heard, who does this? I've never heard of anyone actually doing it outside of a trailer trash sitcom. I didn't think people really did it.

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    109. Re:And in the US by Khyber · · Score: 0

      "There are botanical definitions that exclude it from being a fruit, as the fruit wall is virtually nonexistent."

      Bullshit. Glad you aren't working in the agricultural industry. You'd have likely killed several small countries by now with that nuclear-grade ignorance.

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    110. Re:And in the US by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "I believe that there were cooks calling things "fruits" and "vegetables" before there were scientists (in the modern sense of that word). Both terms go back to Middle English, according to the OED."

      I'm sorry, Oxford doesn't qualify for American English (which happens to be proper English, the British changed up their method of speaking after the revolutionary war.)

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    111. Re:And in the US by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "Traditionally if it goes into a salad it is a vegetable"

      Never had a fruit salad, I guess.

      Perhaps you should take some culinary classes.

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    112. Re:And in the US by Khyber · · Score: 1

      What shitty tomatoes are you growing? Cherry tomatoes are ungodly sweet.

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    113. Re:And in the US by Compaqt · · Score: 1

      I think the only reason people object is that some weenies try to claim the word fruit all for themselves (a taxonomic definition of plant categories). If you want to share and are content to let normal people use the word fruit like they've used for hundreds of years, that's fine.

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    114. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here in Germany, I've seen smaller non-Italian shops put any of the following on pizza:
      - Spaghetti (Yes, you read that right!)
      - Gyro
      - Sauce hollandaise
      - Sauerkraut (No, no German I know likes it on top of pizza.)
      - Stuff that you would typically find in a Chinese restaurant
      - Wieners
      - Ananas and cooked ham (aka "Hawaii")

      I have no idea who actually orders that, and why, but it's fuckin' disgusting. (And yes, I was born here.)

      I also knew a girl who said she was vegan, but didn't like vegetables. So I asked, what the hell she would eat then? Her answer: Noodles with ketchup. Cause ketchup is a vegetable but isn't.
      Fuckin' ewww. That how that tastes. And that's how she looked because of it. ;)

    115. Re:And in the US by realityimpaired · · Score: 1

      There's a couple of brands in NA that aren't that bad, for mayo... but the one that other people think really makes me weird is that I dip 'em in tartar sauce when I have fish & chips....

    116. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ketchup is disgusting tomato jam. That's what it is!
      Including the usual extreme sugar content.

      People who like ketchup probably also like orange marmalade and raspberry jam on their fries... :P

    117. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Christmas here is about finding someone to have sex with. It's well known that fast food eating girls open their legs faster than they can blink. And in Japan they don't weight two tons. 2+2=

    118. Re:And in the US by ThePhilips · · Score: 2

      Ketchup is disgusting. It's a poor substitute for barbecue sauce... a very poor substitute.

      Let me, as European summarize it better: both ketchup and barbecue sauce made in US are disgusting. One can as well sprinkle food with the sugar. I have tried several US brands here in Germany and they all suck big time.

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    119. Re:And in the US by plankrwf · · Score: 2

      > I think you need to add a qualifier to fruit "and grows above ground". Cause carrots(...)

      Bad example, there, because carrots are 'fruit' according to the EU precisely because there is a country (Portugal) in which they make marmelade from it, and else it would violate the rule that says that x% (I always forget the percentage, probably something like 60%) has to be fruit...

    120. Re:And in the US by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      It makes them go soggy, so I put it in a separate jug or dish and dunk the fries in it.

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    121. Re:And in the US by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I assume you mean pineapples, they go really well with ham. Fatty meat with acidic fruit is a classic combination.

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    122. Re:And in the US by erroneus · · Score: 1

      Seriously? I can't speak for pizza, but I know for certain ketchup (catsup?) forms the basis of spaghetti sauce for many Japanese people and wouldn't be surprised to find it also forms the basis of pizza sauce. I recall eating some pretty disgusting pizza ("Pizza-La?") in Japan before.

    123. Re:And in the US by Kagetsuki · · Score: 1

      We also eat a cake.

    124. Re:And in the US by CmdrPony · · Score: 1

      Everyone I know at least, in Europe. Some people specifically avoid it so it's traditional style, but it really is common. It's more weird if you don't put ketchup on it.

    125. Re:And in the US by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      Lea and Perrins used to make a kick ass line of barbecue sauces along with their Worcestershire sauce, but they discontinued them, the bastards.

    126. Re:And in the US by S.O.B. · · Score: 1

      How about lemons?

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    127. Re:And in the US by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      You forgot buckwheat.

    128. Re:And in the US by CmdrPony · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I actually like pineapples in my tuna pizzas too. Especially with spicy barbeque sauce. It gives it nice freshness.

    129. Re:And in the US by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      What about tomato ice cream

      I once had some pasta with a sauce made of small tomatoes and they were deliciously sweet. Now I haven't tried it but I reckon they'd make a decent sorbet.

      Chocolate covered cucumber sound good to you?

      Not sure about that particular combination, but some people put chocolate on/in chili con carne, and I've had a chocolate bar with peppercorns in it.

      I find the distinction somewhat arbitrary; there's plenty of fruit that go well in savoury dishes and a few vegetables that work in sweet ones.

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    130. Re:And in the US by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Asian cuisine certainly doesn't make that distinction; you often get curry with coconut, pineapples, raisins or bananas.

      Then there's classics like apple sauce with pork, duck a l'orange...

      I'm not an expert on historical cooking, but I gather from stuff on TV that in medieval times it was common to cook meat with fruit, almonds and the like.

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    131. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, so are h1b visa holders taxed? (yes) can they vote? (no). Anyway the Boston tea party was in response to a tax *cut* on tea (to bail out one company, which undercut smugglers and middlemen) and that officials were being paid by import duties *instead of* from local taxes. So not quite what the tea party claim. The wider rebellion may also have been influenced by England declaring slavery not legal in 1771.

    132. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's nothing. Last time I went to Osaka, Japan, I saw a pizza with cherries on top. It was not a dessert pizza.

    133. Re:And in the US by NetFusion · · Score: 2

      I also like horseradish with a bit of barbecue sauce swirled in for sweetness with my fries. You should try dressing the Ketchup up with some real flavor like you do with the pizza.

      Cumin and cinnamon, in close to equal amounts to taste, are the cure for plain ketchup. Discovered and reversed engineered from a pub that served "spicy ketchup" with a basket of fries.

    134. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The wider rebellion may also have been influenced by England declaring slavery not legal in 1771.

      I'm all for pointing out that British activists were working to abolish slavery while the "liberty or death" Founding Fathers were happily living comfortable lives on the back of the slaves they all owned, but you've got the timeline a bit wrong.

      All that happened in 1772 was that it became impossible to take a slave out of Britain, and difficult to keep someone as a slave within Britain; British ships continued to kidnap Africans and sell them in America for 35 more years. Slavery itself remained legal throughout the British Empire until 1833, when it was finally abolished everywhere ... oh, except for parts of India and the island of St Helena, which still retained an exemption.

      Now, all this is not to deny that Britain attempted to use abolitionism in America during the revolution by promising freedom to any slaves who joined the fighting on the British side; and of course one of the demands made by the victorious "liberty or death" Founding Fathers was that the British should return all the slaves who had fled to British territory so that freedom-loving American Patriots could continue to enslave them. It wasn't till the stalemate in the War of 1812 that America finally dropped that freedom-loving demand.

    135. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Although I'm not from the US, you, good sir, just made my day.

    136. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would make squid a vegetable.

    137. Re:And in the US by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      If you ever get a chance to try Gates barbecue sauce, I recommend it. I believe they ship worldwide from their website.

    138. Re:And in the US by gomiam · · Score: 1

      I suspect you don't really know as far as you think ;) unless you equate tomato sauce with ketchup, which is wrong IMO.

    139. Re:And in the US by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      My wife is from Brazil, and they put ketchup on pizza there. They generally make the pizza with more cheese and little sauce and then add ketchup. I don't like it, but it's what they do.

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    140. Re:And in the US by Delosian · · Score: 1

      In May 10, 1893 the U.S. Supreme Court ruled that the tomato is actually a vegetable because they're "generally served with dinner and not dessert". (Nix v. Hedden (149 U.S. 304))

    141. Re:And in the US by Vegemeister · · Score: 1

      Hell IE had already became a joke, like "IE is the thing you use to download a browser" rimshot.

      What IE6 did to web standards is no laughing matter. Neither is the economic cost of malware infections caused by IE exploits.

      I am beginning to believe that you are a paid Microsoft shill. No sane man could possibly write such copious drivel unless they were paid to do so. You have posted over four thousand words to Slashdot in the last 24 hours. Four. Thousand. Words. That's a bloody term paper.

      At least I have to give them credit for not being complete corporate whores like here in the USA.

      Our politicians are such whores I bet all it would take is a million or so each and the promise to hire one of their relatives to a lobbying group.

      True. However, entirely in accordance with the political views of 99% of Slashdot. These statements introduce no new ideas, least of all anything controversial. One might even suspect that you are trying to ingratiate yourself with the userbase.

    142. Re:And in the US by kingturkey · · Score: 1
    143. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cave allegory

    144. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm honestly not sure whether you're trolling or so neuro-atypical that you can't understand the notion of context-appropriate meaning.

      The culinary definition predates the scientific definition; it's the botanists who reclassified things. The culinary definition is arbitrary, of course, but scientific classifications are also arbitrary attempts to map a continuous domain onto a discrete set. That you're unfamiliar the vast number of borderline cases in scientific classification and the inherent difficulties in taxonomy just means you don't really have direct experience with science (needless to say I do). This is no doubt less the case with fruits vs vegetables, than, say, species classification, but it's still an intractable problem that cannot be solved in any fashion which is not in some sense arbitrary.

      Also, not to be pedantic, but the *scientific* definition of vegetable includes fruits; scientifically, all fruits are vegetables.

      In any event, the culinary definition is relevant because it maps to how people *use* the edible plant products. And you could no doubt create a reasonably deterministic mapping function (no more or less arbitrary than the scientific one) which could classify plant products on the basis of, say, chemical content, and which would conform to the culinary definition. But the fact is that we don't need to do this, because (most) humans are completely comfortable with context-specific taxonomies with consistent but nonetheless not well described rules. It's not that everyone else is an idiot who doesn't understand science, it's that you don't understand context-sensitivity.

    145. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fair enough.

      Now define "species". Rigorously, beyond argument or speculation. Please remember to consider organisms which reproduce asexually. It ought to be fun watching your discrete-minded mind go 'splodey when faced with reality.

      Definitions aren't definite, they're just maps. Hopefully good ones, but not perfect. Maps don't perfectly conform to territory, unless you get to construct that territory.

    146. Re:And in the US by simcop2387 · · Score: 1

      Where I grew up it was even weirder. They would put Ranch Dressing on Pizza. WHAT THE HELL.

    147. Re:And in the US by baKanale · · Score: 1

      Fruit has both a culinary AND scientific meaning. Culinary, it is a sweet part of the plant that is almost always a botanical fruit, but that does not imply that a botanical fruit is also a culinary fruit. Scientifically, milkweed pods, cotton pods, and those little helicopters that fall from maple trees are fruits.

      OK, I can understand the idea that the terms used by cooks and the terms used by botanists can have different definitions that shouldn't be conflated with eachother. But what about from the standpoint of a nutritionist? Given that fruits and vegetables are often considered different food groups, if I eat a serving of tomato does it count toward my recommended daily servings of fruits or my recommended daily servings of vegetables?

    148. Re:And in the US by Taty'sEyes · · Score: 1

      Most of the things we call vegetables are fruit. If it is the fruit of a plant, meaning, comes from the pollination of a flower to yield fleshy covered seeds, it is a fruit. Zucchini = fruit, broccoli = vegetable, okra = fruit, cabbage = vegetable

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    149. Re:And in the US by Taty'sEyes · · Score: 1

      I love to put shredded mozzarella cheese on my fries - and lots of it. Smile

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    150. Re:And in the US by drdaz · · Score: 1

      I believe there's also a linguistic / social reason - we say 'fruit and veg'. This suggests that they are mutually exclusive categories when they are not.

      That said, I had no idea that something could be a fruit and a vegetable until I read that post. So I've learned something new today.

    151. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the exact same reason that high-IQ people aren't better at catching a ball. The mathematics of transforming a set of 2D signals, from your retina, into a set of commands for your musculoskeletal system with its numerous degrees of freedom, are hideously complex. Yet, our unconscious minds can do it rather well, and our conscious minds suck at it. I sometimes wonder if the high IQ set have their conscious abilities at the expense of unconscious abilities. It would certainly explain the social awkwardness.

    152. Re:And in the US by makomk · · Score: 2

      In fact, consuming pure water can actually make some kinds of dehydration worse - and as far as I know there's no easy way for the person to tell from their symptoms which kind they have.

      Of course, this was an article in the Daily Torygraph, which is ideologically opposed to the EU and tries to discredit them at every opportunity even if they have to bend the truth to do so.

    153. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tomatoes are berries, and berries are fruits.

    154. Re:And in the US by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Not for me, no.

    155. Re:And in the US by adric · · Score: 1

      Seconded. Gates Extra Hot barbeque sauce is good stuff.

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    156. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it wouldn't be the first time a government has done things affecting everybody that doesn't make much logical sense. If you're going by name, the seventh through tenth months are out of order because of things put into law back in Roman times.

    157. Re:And in the US by A12m0v · · Score: 2

      Doesn't that make Ketchup a smoothy?

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    158. Re:And in the US by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      Ok, now explain why this problem seems to actually be more common among high-IQ types than it is in the general population.

      I don't know if it is or not, but assume for the moment it is. Some speculation:

      Smart people tend to know more words, and thus have a higher investment in their own definition of them.
      Smart people get really good at arguing about things, and are thus harder to convince of anything outside their belief system. (Getting really good at fooling oneself).
      Smart people are just more willing to argue about the subject, while dumber people will just nod and go back to doing whatever they were doing. (Thus it's just easier to identify a smart person who has this belief).

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    159. Re:And in the US by timbo234 · · Score: 1

      I was scouring the page looking for the scientific debunking of this typically contrived anti-EU 'story' from the Daily Torygraph, and there it is. Mod parent up!

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    160. Re:And in the US by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Gyro on pizza sounds good with potential for further "interesting customizations" :)
      Sliced sausages on pizza sounds normal to me, unless you mean they're not slicing the wieners and putting them whole on the pizza.
      Pineapple and cooked ham can be nice as long as the pineapple is drained properly of excess liquid before it is put on the pizza (before baking/cooking the pizza)- otherwise the pizza ends up too soggy.

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    161. Re:And in the US by Bengie · · Score: 1

      Ketchup is means to compliment the main flavor, not be the main flavor. When I use BBQ sauce, I can't taste anything else.

    162. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because they can. Its a free world.

    163. Re:And in the US by 0b1knob · · Score: 1

      Actually the tomato is technically a berry. The EU once determined after years of study that the carrot is a fruit, but only if it is made into carrot jam in Portugal. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk%3AFruit#Carrots_as_Fruit

    164. Re:And in the US by TheLink · · Score: 1

      There's also this: http://www.veezzle.com/photo/204092/Taiwanese-Tomato-Snack
      http://www.flickr.com/photos/34001272@N02/3176533346/

      In Taiwan it's also common to buy and snack on cherry tomatoes on skewers. Not sure if they're all sweetened or something. Anyway Google is getting more useless nowadays so I can't give better links/references :).

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    165. Re:And in the US by Bacon+Bits · · Score: 2

      words are things with single, hard definitions that never change and must conform

      This absolutely must be the case. Imagine how useless mathematics would be if numbers arbitrarily changed value. Words are the tools we use to communicate. Just because someone thinks he's clever going around and changing the definition of words doesn't actually help progress, it hinders it.

      Er, most English words have multiple definitions. It is absolutely, unequivocally not the case. Indeed, the more commonly a word is used, the more definitions it tends to have. While a mathematic set means only one thing, the word "set" itself has nearly 120 distinct meanings and can function as a noun, verb, or adjective. How do we know the difference? The same way a computer program understands which overloaded function or operator to use: context. Without that context, the words lose concreteness, which is why Wikipedia has all those nice disambiguation pages. This is why we see all those qualifiers on GNU sites for "free (as in speech)" vs "free (as in beer)." The most famous example I can think of for multiple meanings of the same word is the famous grammatically correct sentence "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo" although that sentence is also generally used as an example of semantic saturation.

      This inherent ambiguity in language is what causes jargon to come in to being. When language needs to be precise, such as mathematics, science, engineering, medicine, and so on, we use specialized languages which contain words that only have one meaning which has been agreed upon. In that sense, we define an overall context so that when we say "protocol" we know if we mean "protocol (medicine)" or "protocol (computing)."

      An interesting thing to note is that one of the major causes of confusion in communication is when the context or meaning of words is not agreed upon. The fact that this happens reveals how complex communication actually is. As a speaker/writer, not only must I phrase my message using words and syntax that I understand, I must do so in a way which I believe my listener/reader will then translate back into the same meaning I'm trying to communicate. On some level I must anticipate how the words I use will be interpreted by the listener/reader, including things such as my tone of voice, inflection, pauses, punctuation, etc. As a reader or listener, I must account for this inherent ambiguity of language and try to pick up on the clues left in the message to try to interpret what is actually meant based on what I have heard. Accurate communication, then, requires near empathic levels of understanding. Words do not mean what only the speaker says or only the listener. Both are valid meanings. The art of communication is getting those two meanings as close to identical as possible.

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    166. Re:And in the US by jmactacular · · Score: 1

      When I was in South Africa, if you order from KFC, they give you little mini loaves of bread, instead of biscuits. Thought that was funny. Like they said in Pulp Fiction, it's the little differences.

    167. Re:And in the US by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

      Oh wow! hairyfeet now does his Microsoft marketing in non-Microsoft-related discussions.

      Before he used those to parrot popular opinions to whore for karma and hide his Microsoft affiliation.

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    168. Re:And in the US by jmactacular · · Score: 1

      "The government made the right call there."

      The government made the right call, because our out of control nanny state shouldn't be trying to restrict or remove pizza from school lunches. When I was a kid in school, pizza day was a good day.

    169. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Best. Post. Ever.

    170. Re:And in the US by sarduwie · · Score: 1

      Are you Belgian? If not, you (your people) did not invent french fries.

      disclaimer: I am.

    171. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because they need people to blame for all their (and others') ills, which is seen as an extension of daddy, who they really want to blame. Blaming British imperialism, German warmongering, French imperialism, and American capitalism (LOL)...

      And Slashdot does a very good job at wording headlines to trigger this very common emotional need to pinpoint these problems.

      And of course, there is nothing wrong with them making decisions of blame based on incomplete information, or even checking if its incomplete. Its daddy'/the education system's/American corporations' doing...

    172. Re:And in the US by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      Have a Canadian friend who introduced me to poutine a while ago. French fries, chicken gravy, and shredded mozzarella; great snack, almost a meal. Parent should be Insightful, Interesting, or Informative -- not Funny. (Funny would have been saying Bryan Adams was one of the best things to come out of Quebec! :)

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    173. Re:And in the US by pinkeen · · Score: 1

      My friend puts ketchup on scrambled eggs... Eat this.

    174. Re:And in the US by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      You need to grow your own tomatoes, then.

      Home-grown vine-ripened tomatoes can be sweeter than a lot of the "traditional" fruits out there. Commercial tomatoes are picked green and gassed with ethylene to turn red without developing any more sugars that normally happens when ripening.

    175. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, in my case it's because I've never heard this claim before.

    176. Re:And in the US by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      if I eat a serving of tomato does it count toward my recommended daily servings of fruits or my recommended daily servings of vegetables?

      Does it really matter? The whole food pyramid and nutritional guidelines are just simplifications for people who can't understand enough basic biology to know "food" is just made up of a mix of carbohydrates, proteins/amino acids, fatty acids, soluble/insoluble fiber, vitamins and essential minerals, etc.

      The whole point of this thread is that vegetable is a subjective term (culinarily and nutritionally) - and so is a nutritionist's guidelines (often changing based on the nutritional/diet fad study of the month). Tomatoes have more sugars than most other "vegetables", and more vitamins and antioxidants than most other "fruits". So most nutritionists probably wouldn't care which category you throw them in, as long as you eat them regularly.

      I assume that you probably already know this, so you are perfectly capable of using your common sense and planning your own menus :)

    177. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only (where are you from) replied to this post with a comment having nothing to do with the post. I knew someone would blame the USA for something here-happens in every post. ;p. Flame on!

      Can we get the reasoning of the scientists or the lack thereof??

    178. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If a tomato is a vegetable when it's used in a savory dish, is the same true for other fruits? Does an apple or pineapple become a vegetable when it's used in a savory pork dish? AFICT, the only reason to call a tomato a vegetable is tradition, so I'd rather use the botanical definition for consistency.

    179. Re:And in the US by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      Considering that Slashdot is a Western site, I think everybody should stop bitching about us assuming cultural values similar to our own because THAT'S WHAT A LOT OF THEM ARE.

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    180. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trader Joe's is a chain of "specialty grocery stores" in 30 states. Around 20-25 years ago, they tried selling catsup sweetened with honey. In case you didn't know it, ketchup contains tomatoes, vinegar, spices, and sweetener.

      Well, it turns out in the USA there is are official recipe requirements for catsup, so the consumer isn't fooled into buying something that is 75% sawdust or something with only 5% tomato. Ketchup could be sweetened with sugar or corn syrup, but honey was not on the list. I guess the bees didn't have the lobbying power that the korn industry has.

      So they asked if they could call it Tomato Katchy. Or was it Ketchy? They were told, as long as you don't call it catsup. Or ketchup.

      Anonymous, not a coward, just too lazy to register

    181. Re:And in the US by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      Wait, your preferred salad ingredients are now "cultural values"?

      I know you were dying to post your silly rant, but you could have waited for a better thread so you didn't look like such a fool...

    182. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whelp, enjoy looking like an idiot to everyone outside of your jerkcircle, faggot!

    183. Re:And in the US by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      Tradition is as aspect of culture. Thank you, Captain Snark.

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    184. Re:And in the US by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      KFC ain't that bad. Well, their chicken (ironically enough) is terrible, but their cole slaw is the best I've ever had and their mashed potato gravy is great (note: just the gravy - the potatoes themselves are basically equivalent to powdered mashed potatoes from any grocery store).

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    185. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vegetable has no scientific meaning

      As a noun, sure. As an adjective, it does, and its meaning is based on the original usage of the word, which, as a noun, simply meant "any plant at all". So, scientifically, you could argue that pretty much everything that grows out of the ground is a vegetable. Therefore, while it is true that it would be "perfectly reasonable to consider something a botanical fruit and a culinary vegetable", it would also be perfectly reasonable to consider something a scientific vegetable and a culinary fruit.

    186. Re:And in the US by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      I'd prefer to put the spaghetti on the pizza. One of our local pizza delivery places does spaghetti pizza, i order it occasionally. :)

      The best pizza I've ever had was pear and walnut in a sugar and cinnamon syrup. The pizza I usually order is a meat lovers with garlic and green capsicum.

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    187. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A Tomato is a fruit, not a vegetable. Period.

      Well, if you're going to insist on using scientific meanings, then all plants are vegetables, and therefore a tomato is a vegetable, and yet also, apparently, a fruit. Hmm.

      If I use a rolled-up newspaper as a flyswatter, it's still a newspaper - not a flyswatter.

      Why not? What is a flyswatter but a thing that you use to swat flies? Does it have to have a particular shape, or be manufactured with a particular purpose? If I beat someone to death with a baseball bat, is the baseball bat a weapon? It wasn't manufactured to be a weapon, it was manufactured to be a piece of sporting equipment.

      There is no 'culinary definition'...there is a single, factual definition of a meaning of a word.

      And yet very few words are ever given only a single meaning in any dictionary. Have you ever heard of a thing called "context"?

      What is a "model"? Is it a logical representation? A person walking on a runway? A plastic car you glue together? Someone who is an example to others? Tell me, Dr. Science, what is "The One True Definition" of that word?

    188. Re:And in the US by KlomDark · · Score: 1

      Mmmmmm! Sriracha is the best thing to put on pizza evar!

    189. Re:And in the US by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      You're welcome, Major... oh, too easy.

      Anyway, I agree, tradition is an aspect of culture, but neither is a "value", and I have yet to be morally judged for putting oranges or cranberries in my salad. And *I* wasn't the one bringing up the swear words or all caps, snark you very much!

    190. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps, but man of us who work with computers (where words do have rather rigid meanings,) do so because we are not really very good at dealing with ambiguous wording.

      Regardless, words have very specific meanings in the sciences and in law (unfortunately those in law seldom seem to have a definition related in any way shape or form to common usage.)

      There is no box until you draw it...but communicating without some sort of agreed upon definition is like talking with Humpty-Dumpty, where words might mean anything at all....

    191. Re:And in the US by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      Well, they do have prescribed rules regarding edibles e.g. kosher and halal, so it's not really outside the realm of possibility.

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    192. Re:And in the US by SpectreBlofeld · · Score: 1

      Oh, man. The best is when you put the ranch on the pizza before you bake it. Try it sometime.

    193. Re:And in the US by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2

      There's literally nothing that tastes bad with gravy.

      Well, maybe except for ice cream. And even then I'm not convinced.

      Just be careful when you're mixing it with bacon. The combined effects can easily overflow the taste receptors.

    194. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      why does everyone have such a hard time with this?

      Because there's a significant population of Slashdot that thinks words are things with single, hard definitions that never change and must conform to what they learned in science class.

      For those of us that can see the box as a box, it's not that hard. For people stuck inside the box, they'll insist everyone else get inside their little box.

      That's like referring to a motorcycle as an airplane and then claiming that words change when someone calls you out on it.

    195. Re:And in the US by sabt-pestnu · · Score: 1

      I pay my words double, to mean exactly what I intend them to mean.

      So: Wibble.

    196. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a horticulturalist I usually refer to anything produced by pollination as the fruit. Everything else we might eat from that plant as a vegetable.

    197. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kebab pizza is a Swedish classic. It's usually served drizzled with garlic sauce.

    198. Re:And in the US by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      In the Netherlands the low fat mayo's are taking off, and while they taste differently they taste great in their own way. My arteries thank the good people at Calve for 3% fat mayo!

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    199. Re:And in the US by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      So tangerines, daylillies, banana's and apples are vegetables? It's not "new" and innovative by a long shot to put those in a salad. I don't even mean a fruit salad (wich is a dessert).

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    200. Re:And in the US by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      Halal? Please tell me you are joking now... your original rant was that this is a *Western* site :)

    201. Re:And in the US by georgesdev · · Score: 1

      Definition i remember from school is: "a fruit is what grows after the flower dies, and contains the plant seeds".

    202. Re:And in the US by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 1

      Are you Belgian? If not, you (your people) did not invent french fries.

      disclaimer: I am.

      I am as a matter of fact :-)

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    203. Re:And in the US by prionic6 · · Score: 1

      Tomato is not sweet?

    204. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're poor and trying to maximize calories per unit of money, slathering your pizza with (free) ketchup is a good idea. From there it took off as an acquired taste.

    205. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because fruit is both a culinary and a biological term. So the question now becomes 'Is the Tomato a fruit in both culinary and biological terms, or a fruit in one and a vegetable in another?'.

    206. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah the rest of the world is laughing at the US for that since a couple days!

    207. Re:And in the US by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and you're the one telling me to be culturally sensitive. Let's get our stories straight, eh?

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    208. Re:And in the US by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      There can't be much vinegar in it, or I'd like it.

      We're all vinegar addicts in this house. Even the stuff that's left after the pickles are eaten gets bread dunked in it.

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    209. Re:And in the US by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I find mixing in 5-10% of tabasco takes the sweetness away and puts a bit of an edge on it.

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    210. Re:And in the US by jrumney · · Score: 1

      Maybe you're living in a different Asia than I am. Pizza in this Asia comes with chili sauce, not tomato ketchup.

    211. Re:And in the US by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      The tax in this case is almost certainly import tariffs.

      Not necessarily, it might be the case that basic necessities aren't subject to sales tax/VAT but luxuries are.

      In the UK it used to be that case that chocolate biscuits were taxable and plain ones (and I think fake chocolate ones) weren't. And then there's cakes that look like biscuits...

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    212. Re:And in the US by tibit · · Score: 1

      Ketchup on pizza is yummy. I think it's a matter of taste. Also, remember that not all ketchup is created equal.

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    213. Re:And in the US by Jibekn · · Score: 1

      VERY popular in South America too, I work with a host of people from Paraguay, and they put ketchup on fucking everything, including pizza. They've told me its common in almost all of South America.

    214. Re:And in the US by V+for+Vendetta · · Score: 1

      And for some reason they add ketchup to weird stuff and then call it "American style", despite the fact that no American in history has ever thought to use ketchup in those ways.

      That's perhaps because Americans are (in)famous for there use of ketchup.

      Hell, I've witnessed plenty of GIs (might not represent the typical American) putting ketchup on our Spießbraten - a crime for which one deserves insta-death.

      Hint: good meat tastes best without any sauce.

    215. Re:And in the US by Jibekn · · Score: 1

      I'm intrigued, what brands would you recommend as a 'standard' euro-ketchup?

    216. Re:And in the US by Jibekn · · Score: 1

      Chicken for Christmas isn't abnormal. Those crazy fucks who eat turkey, that's another thing.

    217. Re:And in the US by ThePhilips · · Score: 1

      None. They are all too sweet for me. I have settled on IIRC Kraft Foods one, which is sweet too - but not to the repulsive degree like e.g. Heinz. I'm talking about the ones sold in Germany. Note that the taste/etc differs from country to country, as was witnessed by my friend who frequently travels to Belgium and occasionally buys groceries there: their food is overall much less sweet.

      Overall, I prefer mustard, which unfortunately in Germany is normally sweet too. But the "Thomy" branded "Sharf" one is pretty OK. And when added to the ketchup, it makes it pretty edible. Not a proper sauce, but better than nothing.

      P.S. This is BTW quite interesting: I do not like the sweet ketchup, but I'm totally fine with the French moutarde au miel. But I think that can be attributed to the difference between HFCS/sugar and honey.

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    218. Re:And in the US by Phoghat · · Score: 1

      Well it is, at least according to a FDA Directive

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      Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
    219. Re:And in the US by JDevers · · Score: 1

      Onions and their ilk (garlic, leeks, shallots etc) are all very sweet when cooked as well. Roasted garlic can easily add as much sweetness as an equivalent amount of straight refined sugar.

    220. Re:And in the US by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Riiight, because I point out IE is a fucking joke suddenly I'm WORKING for MSFT? Are you fucking stoned, or has sucking the FOSSie koolaid rotted your brain? what kind of company would be so god damned dumb as to pay people to INSULT their fucking products?

      It just proves what i've been saying for years, FOSSies have such a hard on for hating MSFT that even when someone insults them if they don't blow RMS while they are at it they must be a "M$ Ninja dirty poo poo head". You freetards are just too fucking much. I have to agree with the others and the sites making fun of your kind, there is no point talking to freetards like they are people, they are nutballs just like fucking moonies.

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    221. Re:And in the US by jc42 · · Score: 1

      A vegetable is not a biological term. Fruit is.

      Actually, "vegetable" and "vegetative" are both terms that are occasionally used by biologists. They're just not all that common, because usually a more specific term is wanted.

      But "fruit" is a very common biological term, since it refers to a specific seed-containing reproductive structure in the flowering plants.

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    222. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Knowing nothing about the argument, i'd guess fruit is either biological or culinary depending on the context. In biology class, a zucchini is a fruit. On the food pyramid, zucchini is a vegetable. So is pizza, apparently.

    223. Re:And in the US by Anguirel · · Score: 1

      There's a more obvious case than H1B Visa Holders. Residents of Washington, D.C. are citizens that are taxed but not represented in Congress. It's even on their license plates.

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    224. Re:And in the US by EMeta · · Score: 1

      Yeah, some posts need to be modded +5, offtopic.

    225. Re:And in the US by Oloryn · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, but man of us who work with computers (where words do have rather rigid meanings,) do so because we are not really very good at dealing with ambiguous wording.

      And yet, the computer industry seems to be one of those who tend to produce conflicting uses of words (I have long maintained that to keep up with computers, you have to have the ability to keep multiple sets of conflicting vocabulary in your head, and keep them straight). You even see conflicting uses within the same company (e.g. two different lines of Burroughs minicomputers had conflicting semantics for the terms 'Cold Start' and 'Warm Start: on one line, Cold Start meant to bring the computer up from a power off condition and Warm Start was essentially what we now call a reboot; on the other line, Cold Start meant to erase the disk drive and load the operating system, and Warm Start meant to replace the operating system without erasing the disk. Failing to disambiguate this terminology properly could have disastrous results.). In the computer language arena, it's not at all uncommon for identical concepts to be expressed in different terminology in different languages, and at the same time seemingly identical terminology in different lanaguages refer to slightly different concepts. I begin to understand why Platonism developed. It almost seems like you've got an arena of rigidly defined concepts out there 'somewhere' that we can only access through terminology that is constantly changing and at times in conflict.

    226. Re:And in the US by Wandering+Idiot · · Score: 1

      You appear to have mistaken the /. comments section for your personal blog.

      Worse, it wasn't even interesting or funny. 10 lashes of the whip! Or just of Offtopic moderations, whichever comes first.

    227. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because people are addicted to salt and sugar, both of which are provided by ketchup.

    228. Re:And in the US by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      You appear to have mistaken the /. comments section for your personal blog.

      Worse, it wasn't even interesting or funny. 10 lashes of the whip! Or just of Offtopic moderations, whichever comes first.

      I'm not writing for you.

      And since I can't seem to budge my karma off "excellent" despite my best efforts, it appears that the /. comments section is indeed my personal blog. But I make no claim as to it being exclusively mine.

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    229. Re:And in the US by nobodie · · Score: 1

      Also in China. I might add that in China, people tend to order chicken wings and potato puffs and soup and other stuff as a major part of the meal with a small pizza as just another of the dishes: just like a Chinese meal. The ketchup is just another dipping sauce.

      Oh and I notice someone denigrating mayo on freedom fries, my (Dutch) wife would never think of sullying her "patate" with ketchup, but a big dollop of mayo to dip them in is just the thing. The simple fact is that people eat what they eat. Or as my sister once put it: "it's all opinion and opinions are like a**holes, everybody has one and everyone else's smells bad."

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    230. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Grain (the dough) + Dairy (cheese) + Fruit (tomato) + herbs = vegetable. DUH!!

      No wonder the new world is falling behind in education.

    231. Re:And in the US by cffrost · · Score: 1

      Where I grew up it was even weirder. They would put Ranch Dressing on Pizza. WHAT THE HELL.

      Were I grew up, Fuckin' New York, there's a cultural value for properly made pizza, so for me, this thread reads like a list of culinary crimes against humanity. At least you had the insight and decency to recognize the wrongheadedness of the local-variant pizza desecration you witnessed. ;^)

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    232. Re:And in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, you are right, and I can hear the sound of one hand clapping your words.

    233. Re:And in the US by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "No more disgusting than gravy/cheese curds or mayonnaise on french fries."

      I won't talk about cheese but mayonnaise and tabasco sauce, you can bet it goes perfectly fine with french fries.

      Maybe the problem is, as it happens with ketchup, the rubish you get bottled as mayonnaise. I can say two things:

      1) I never buy mayyonaise, I simply can't stand it, but I do my own, with the added advantage that I can adjust its flavour a bit depending on the dish it's going to top (a bit softer using sunflower oil instead of olive oil, with a bit more of vinegar, or garlic, moutarde, even onion...)

      2) I thought I couldn't stand ketchup out of my experience with bottled ones till I tasted some home-baked from a friend: simply delicious (and not that ugly sweetish sauce they sell under that name).

    234. Re:And in the US by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "Everyone in Europe puts ketchup on spaghetti afaik..."

      You can bet not.

      Ketchup... on spaghetti!?

  2. Brawndo will take care of that by stox · · Score: 5, Funny

    After all, it has Electrolytes!

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    1. Re:Brawndo will take care of that by Dahamma · · Score: 4, Funny

      Damn, second post and you already beat me to it! So then, to provide something useful to the thread, I give you:

      THE THIRST MUTILATOR!

    2. Re:Brawndo will take care of that by not_surt · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's got what Europeans crave.

    3. Re:Brawndo will take care of that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are these electrolytes? Do you even know?

    4. Re:Brawndo will take care of that by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1

      Brawndo's got what plants crave!

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    5. Re:Brawndo will take care of that by EdIII · · Score: 0

      I'm laughing so hard because it's really funny but also because...

      the scientists who decided that water does not hydrate probably split a bucket of chicken and prostitutes family style afterwards.

  3. Once Again... by jarich · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ... we find that a committee, presumably with a lawyer or two involved somewhere, trumps common sense... Or, more likely, a board stocked by the lobbyists from various soft drink companies. /sigh/

    1. Re:Once Again... by CmdrPony · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't know, I'm sure bottled water companies just wanted to use it as a misleading selling point and marketing. All other kinds of drinks prevent dehydration too, and tap water does too. Compared to countries where you can't actually drink tap water, the bottled waters are seriously overpriced here and they try to sell them by stating how they have minerals, are more healthier and so on.. All kinds of misleading marketing tactics. This decision only prevented the companies for using yet another misleading phrase.

    2. Re:Once Again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Lobbyists from the soft drink companies?
      Who the hell do you think makes this overpriced bottled water anyway? /sigh + pretentious rolling eyes smiley/

    3. Re:Once Again... by bfandreas · · Score: 1

      They prevented bottled water producers to claim that only their product(the highly dangerous di-hydrogen monoxide) could prevent dehydration. Believe it or not, this is a victory for common sense over marketing. Bottled water is not even remotely neccessary in most parts of Europe since tap water tends to be exemplary. But we are all communists so it is likely to be enriched with either ombination of chlorine or fluorine. No Brawndo moment here.

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    4. Re:Once Again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      yeh, here bottle water is about twice as expensive as the heavily taxed gasoline, and the tap water is generally from deep underground filtered through soil for something like 60 years so it is better in every measureable way. bottled water companies will do everything they can to sell the idea that drinking they stuff will make you healthy, sporty, rich, successfull ....

    5. Re:Once Again... by Targon · · Score: 1

      It is still correct to say that drinking a large amount of water per day will prevent dehydration. Bottled water obviously can not be the only thing that can make the claim, but on the other hand, you can't say it is incorrect either.

    6. Re:Once Again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "how they have minerals"

      Having some minerals and electrolytes in the water is a good thing because it makes the water more isotonic to your body. It helps improve water absorption and prevents bloating. Not that this should really increase the price of the water a whole lot. You can always add a tad of iodized salt in your water to do the same thing and it shouldn't cost too much.

    7. Re:Once Again... by znerk · · Score: 1

      It is still correct to say that drinking a large amount of water per day will prevent dehydration. Bottled water obviously can not be the only thing that can make the claim, but on the other hand, you can't say it is incorrect either.

      ... but they did.

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    8. Re:Once Again... by znerk · · Score: 1

      I see nothing in the quote 'regular consumption of significant amounts of water can reduce the risk of development of dehydration' that indicates only bottled water can do that.

      As a matter of fact, it boggles my mind that this statement needed any kind of "Food Standards Authority" approval in the first place.

      My new favorite Ideocracy quote:
      "Spend three years, with 20 separate pieces of correspondence before summoning 21 professors to Parma where they decide with great solemnity that drinking water cannot be sold as a way to combat dehydration."

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    9. Re:Once Again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Drinking a large amount of water can also kill you.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_intoxication

    10. Re:Once Again... by nomadic · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Wow, who needs lobbyists when just average everyday citizens will shill for bottled water companies, whose sole contribution to civilization is a massive amount of pollution?

    11. Re:Once Again... by joocemann · · Score: 1

      Probably not your latter point, many of the bottled water cmpanies are soda companies.

    12. Re:Once Again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is amusing is that I live in Malvern and they sell the water which you can collect and filter yourself for free in shops at a stupid price.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malvern_Water_(bottled_water)

    13. Re:Once Again... by snowgirl · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I don't know, I'm sure bottled water companies just wanted to use it as a misleading selling point and marketing. All other kinds of drinks prevent dehydration too, and tap water does too. Compared to countries where you can't actually drink tap water, the bottled waters are seriously overpriced here and they try to sell them by stating how they have minerals, are more healthier and so on.. All kinds of misleading marketing tactics. This decision only prevented the companies for using yet another misleading phrase.

      It's a fair amount of this. A while ago I was looking into why all of the zinc remedies for colds were homeopathic, but at reasonable dilutions (1:10, and 1:100). I came up with information that in the US you cannot claim that something is intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease unless it is a "drug" as controlled by the FDA. What does the FDA say is a drug? Well, either something listed in the US Pharmacopeia, or in the Homeoapathic Pharmacopeia. As a result, since zinc acetate, and zinc gluconate are only "herbal/mineral supplements" they cannot be listed in the USP, and thus cannot be advertised as diagnosing, treating, curing, or preventing any disease (even zinc deficiency). However, since the Homeopathic Pharmacopeia has recently listed the zinc treatments for the treatment and prevention of colds, if a manufacturer actually makes the substance in accordance with Homeopathic law, they can actually call it a drug, and advertise it as treating and preventing colds. (Why don't wall Homeopathic "drugs" make these claims? The FDA still requires the homeopathic "drugs" to have scientific evidence to support a claim to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent a disease. Most don't, zinc compounds do.)

      So, as a result of reading all this stuff, I picked up my Iron supplements, which I take for iron deficient anemia, and sure enough on the label it says: "These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease." Yes, my iron supplements can't even advertise that they treat, cure, or prevent iron deficiency. The very substance required to cure the deficiency cannot be sold with the claim that it can CURE that deficiency. Why? Same as above, it is an herbal/mineral supplement, and as such is not a "drug" and so it cannot be advertised to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

      As water is a food, and not a drug, the US system would come up with the exact same ruling.

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    14. Re:Once Again... by fluffy99 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think the EFSA should have smacked them a little harder, and required that the bottles carry a warning that excessive consumption of this product can lead to a fatal condition called hyponatremia.

      For most consumers of bottled water though, they just see their wallet shrink unnecessarily. Most bottle water is straight from the city water supply with a little salts added to for taste. It also happens that the salts tend to increase your thirst and appetite rather than quench it.

    15. Re:Once Again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The whole article was just seething with affected indignation, the kind of blood-shot anti-Europe sentiment that got such a rightful whacking on QI. The only bit of sanity is at the very end of the article, added almost as an afterthought:

      Prof Brian Ratcliffe, spokesman for the Nutrition Society, said dehydration was usually caused by a clinical condition and that one could remain adequately hydrated without drinking water.
      He said: “The EU is saying that this does not reduce the risk of dehydration and that is correct.
      “This claim is trying to imply that there is something special about bottled water which is not a reasonable claim.”

      So, everyone calm down. The bottled water companies wanted to put a dubious medical claim on their bottles, and when they got caught because contrary to their expectations it was investigated by actual scientists, they decided to run to the press for sympathy, knowing that Britain's yellow journalism doesn't let facts get in the way of writing a sensationalist story.

    16. Re:Once Again... by Lanteran · · Score: 1

      Bottled water. You can't explain that!

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    17. Re:Once Again... by tragedy · · Score: 5, Informative

      Bear in mind that we're certainly looking at a translation of what the actual advertising claim was, and possibly a biased one. There's this Nestle PureLife water commercial to consider. In it, a bunch of girls on a soccer team run up to their coach and are handed sports drinks and the coach tells them to "drink up [they're] losing a lot of water out there", and one of the girls asks why, if they're losing water, they don't just drink water. The coach has a dumbfounded expression for a moment, then takes the sports drinks back, and hands out Nestle PureLife water instead. The voiceover then says that nothing hydrates like water.

      The medically correct answer to the little girls question is that, when exercizing, you lose salts and carbohydrates as well as water. Proper rehydration replaces those as well. Given that the commercial is presenting what amounts to (potentially fatal in extreme conditions) medical advice, it amounts to false advertising. In the United States, it's clear that the government just doesn't care about false advertising any more, but in the EU, they actually take consumers being lied to by corporations in the name of profit seriously.

    18. Re:Once Again... by orangesquid · · Score: 4, Informative

      You *can* say it is incorrect, in most cases.
      In fact, water overconsumption can easily lead to hyponatremia. It would be more correct to say "Steady, adequate freshwater intake throughout the course of the day curbs the likelihood of hypernatremia, a form of dehydration. Note that in a balanced diet, a significant portion of the body's water and sodium requirements come from food. Note that fruit juices, or a combination of fresh fruit and freshwater, meets the body's needs for water and sodium near-optimally. Note that isotonia, the excessive loss of body fluid, such as through diarrhea or vomiting, is a type of dehydration best treated by electrolyte solutions like Gatorade or Pedialyte, or parenterally via a 0.9% saline drip in severe cases. Note that hypovolemia, the excessive loss of body fluid typically through excessive bleeding, should be treated with medical care. Also note that rapid intake of freshwater over a short period of time is not as effective as a sustained intake throughout the day, as sudden rises in body water content are simply filtered by the kidneys in healthy individuals. Repeating this rapid intake behavior excessively can lead to hyponatremia, a form of dehydration, or, in more serious cases, hypovolemia, a condition related to dehydration that requires medical attention. In individuals with compromised excretory function, rapid water intake may lead to severe hyponatremia, a form of dehydration that requires medical attention, or a more severe condition of hypervolemia characterized by a swelling of the limbs known as peripheral edema or more severe and life-threatening complications, particularly in individuals in poor health or with poor diets or diets lacking in protein. Greatly excessive and sustained intake of freshwater combined with excessive perspiration may continue past hyponatremia to the point of water intoxication, a medical crisis that may cause brain damage or death."

      But, I guess that doesn't have quite the same ring to it, eh? ;) "brain damage or death" is probably one of the potential side effects that bottled-water manufacturers want to list on their products... heh.

      Note, IANAMP (==medical professional); I just study medicine (and mostly neuropathy and neurosurgery, at that) as a hobby, so please feel free to correct the above.

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    19. Re:Once Again... by genner · · Score: 1

      Bottled water. You can't explain that!

      Bottled water, how does it work!

    20. Re:Once Again... by fluffy99 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Probably not your latter point, many of the bottled water cmpanies are soda companies.

      I'm always amazed that the Soda bottlers managed to take their product, leave out the flavoring, sugar and carbonation and then sell it to consumers at a higher $/ounce price.

    21. Re:Once Again... by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing they also did not do the therapeutic claims dance appropriately to receive approval.

    22. Re:Once Again... by Kohath · · Score: 1

      the US system would come up with the exact same ruling.

      #1. You have made a prediction of the future. It is seemingly based on sound reasoning. Predictions of the future, no matter how sound your reasoning is, have a tendency to be wrong quite frequently. You don't know the future.

      #2. So the US government food and drug regulation nonsense may be just as stupid as the EU government food and drug labeling nonsense. Was anyone disputing that? Congrats to the EU for getting there first and setting the standard though.

    23. Re:Once Again... by DesScorp · · Score: 0

      I don't know, I'm sure bottled water companies just wanted to use it as a misleading selling point and marketing.

      OK, this is absolutely paranoid to the point of stupidity. Misleading point? Does water hydrate the body or not?. How the hell can that be misleading? You're defending stupidity with more stupidity. What's stunning is that this panel included scientists. Regular consumption of water doesn't combat dehydration? Really? I'd like to hear a defense from the cult of scientist worship on this one.

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    24. Re:Once Again... by Snaller · · Score: 1

      Or you are just commenting something you know nothing about.

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    25. Re:Once Again... by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 1

      Interesting. I've often wondered what was supposed to be "homeopathic" about ColdEeze lozenges.

      Apparently we needed a government agency to keep people from selling radium elixirs out of covered wagons at the county fair. Fine, whatever. But the present-day FDA, like other three-letter agencies such as the DEA, is just plain berserk with bureaucratic power. It's almost as if government agencies always attempt to expand their scope, or something.

    26. Re:Once Again... by snowgirl · · Score: 3

      Interesting. I've often wondered what was supposed to be "homeopathic" about ColdEeze lozenges.

      Apparently we needed a government agency to keep people from selling radium elixirs out of covered wagons at the county fair. Fine, whatever. But the present-day FDA, like other three-letter agencies such as the DEA, is just plain berserk with bureaucratic power. It's almost as if government agencies always attempt to expand their scope, or something.

      While I won't particularly argue with you on merit, the FDA is just following logical conclusions. If we allowed herbal/mineral supplements to make medical claims then cranberry juice could be marketed as "helps prevents UTIs!", and all sorts of other nonsense, where while it is technically true, the stuff is not medical, and shouldn't be sold as if it were a medical drug/device. Limiting the requirement to be able to advertise to approved medical drugs and devices with scientific studies proving efficacy makes sense, and is perfectly reasonable and rational... even if it does occasionally lead to the occasional totally brain fart stupid statements being disallowed because "water prevents dehydration" is a medical claim.

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    27. Re:Once Again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I don't understand the US situation fully, but I imagine it is similar to other western countries where I practice medicine.

      In summary it is about evidence and registration with the FDA. To make a claim that iron supplements (or any drug) treat (not cure as you mentioned) iron deficiency would require a study that assesses a range of factors including their specific formulation, pharmacokinetics, adverse effects, efficacy etc. These FDA required clinical studies are expensive and can cost millions of dollars to run. (These actually make up a substantial amount of drug development costs and can be up to several hundred million). It doesn't make sense for company selling a supplement for a few dollars in a highly competitive market to undertake these studies, just so they can claim it treats iron deficiency. Most people know what it is for anyway. Furthermore, registering a drug with regulation agencies (eg FDA) can cost upwards of $100k.

      Given your sig and presumed age (posting on /.) I assume your iron deficiency is related to menstruation/inadequate iron intake. Now imagine someone had undiagnosed bowel cancer but was told they were iron deficient. They then picked up some iron supplements that claimed a cure for iron deficiency, which can mask some symptoms of bowel cancer. This patient is then diagnosed with terminal bowel cancer. They turn around and sue the supplement company for claiming a cure for iron deficiency and delaying their diagnosis. This is not a stretch in the litigious USA. Why would a company want to unnecessarily expose themselves to this risk when .... "everyone knows what iron supplements are for".

      PS. The reason for zinc is similar to above. Also because there historically has not been any good evidence that it is of benefit for the cold. They can't claim benefit if there is no evidence for it. However, a review published in Feb 2011 does show that zinc reduces the duration and severity of a cold by a small amount. But, it involved taking zinc every 2 hours. What sane person is going to bother with that, even if this is a true result.? I certainly wouldn't. While you probably can't access the original article you can read the abstract here: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed?term=21328251

    28. Re:Once Again... by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1

      You seem to think that marketing tactics are all misleading. Saying that water prevents dehydration isn't a marketing tactic alone, it's also the truth and common sense. There is nothing misleading about it.

      Now if they said that water cures cancer, that would be misleading.

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    29. Re:Once Again... by IWannaBeAnAC · · Score: 2

      My understanding (which may be wring mind you) is that iron supplements indeed don't do anything to cure or prevent iron deficiency. To be effective, the iron has to be absorbed by the body. That is rather tricky with iron, and simply taking something with iron in it isn't enough.

      There is also another point here, which is that using iron supplements to cure or prevent iron deficiency would be very easy to clinically test. The reason the FDA hasn't approved of it as a drug is almost certainly because the studies have been done, and the supplement was not shown to be effective.

    30. Re:Once Again... by sed+quid+in+infernos · · Score: 4, Informative

      In the United States, it's clear that the government just doesn't care about false advertising any more

      Wow, you are very misinformed. Example 1. Example 2. Example 3. Example 4. Example 5. All this year (most in the last month), all from the FTC, all just a small fraction of recent efforts. There are also several other federal agencies and at least 50 state agencies that go after false advertising.

    31. Re:Once Again... by SomeKDEUser · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, no, it doesn't. Not without intake of minerals.

      Basically, The decision was completely right: some marketing arsehole decided to put on his product a claim that is not technically exactly wrong but largely irrelevant (should people be l to put "asbestos-free" on their product?) And the EU decided that no, you cannot do that, because misinformation is still frowned upon, there.

    32. Re:Once Again... by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      It's hardly dubious to claim that water prevents dehydration. It may be the sort of selling point that the dumber members of society take to mean a lot more than it actually does, but it's in no way wrong.

    33. Re:Once Again... by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Tap water in the US is generally quite good, although you'd never know it by people's reactions. I get great laughs from seeing people who want bottled water in New York - NYC has one of the cleanest, best-tasting water supplies in the US, because it's sourced upstate and run through giant granite tunnels.

    34. Re:Once Again... by BasilBrush · · Score: 5, Informative

      Thankfully, common sense, just like old wives tales, are not allowed as a basis for making medical claims. In order to make a medical claim, you have to get approval, after having performed 3 phases of trials. A process which will typically take around 10 years. And the trials involve testing against a control. I'd suggest that the most reasonable control against which to test bottled water is water. And I'd further suggest that the bottled water companies would be wasting their time doing that, because it's going to show that their product is no better at reducing the chances of dehydration.

      There's no problem at all with bottled water companies claiming their product quenches thirst - that's not a medical claim. And everybody would understand exactly what they mean by that. But they are quite rightly prevented from trying to bamboozle people with disingenuous medical claims.

    35. Re:Once Again... by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      Mostly just details on what I posted as far as I can tell. The requirements above being the requirements to list it in the US Pharmacopeia and all. The requirements however to list in the Homeopathic Pharmacopeia is a lot less, and if you have a reliable scientific study that shows an effectiveness, you can still list it as intended to treat a disease.

      Herbal/mineral supplements however are a different legal category, and are not allowed to advertise that they diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Sure, they could go through the whole process of getting it into the US Pharmacopeia, but why? They can just list it as a supplement, and get around the rules, because as you mentioned, "everyone knows".

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    36. Re:Once Again... by snowgirl · · Score: 4, Informative

      My understanding (which may be wring mind you) is that iron supplements indeed don't do anything to cure or prevent iron deficiency. To be effective, the iron has to be absorbed by the body. That is rather tricky with iron, and simply taking something with iron in it isn't enough.

      There is also another point here, which is that using iron supplements to cure or prevent iron deficiency would be very easy to clinically test. The reason the FDA hasn't approved of it as a drug is almost certainly because the studies have been done, and the supplement was not shown to be effective.

      No. Ferrous Sulfate (the "active" ingredient in my iron supplement) has been shown to be able to treat iron-deficiency. Your skepticism is reasonable and warranted with herbal supplements, but in this case does not apply.

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    37. Re:Once Again... by MurukeshM · · Score: 1

      Maybe you should look which minerals are actually pesent. The one time I bothered to check, I realised I was just drinking hard water.

    38. Re:Once Again... by abhi_beckert · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Does water hydrate the body or not?

      Bottled water can, when combined with other circumstances, hydrate your body. It can also kill you in other circumstances (for example, if you drink lots of it while sweating a lot).

      Therefore, it is invalid to claim that it will hydrate you, when in reality it will only hydrate you in some situations.

      The claim wasn't "when combined with yada yada water will hydrate you", it was just "water will hydrate you". And therefore, it is misleading.

      Just because "common sense" says that water will hydrate you doesn't mean common sense is true.

    39. Re:Once Again... by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      It seems the price difference is at the retail level. At the wholesale level, bottled water costs less than bottled soda, per unit liquid volume.

    40. Re:Once Again... by arth1 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Bottled water. You can't explain that!

      Sure we can. Have you ever read the label on a bottle of EVIAN water backwards?

    41. Re:Once Again... by kestasjk · · Score: 0

      Because the right way to fight pollution / fight companies that sell something you can get for free is by denying facts? Aren't there better ways to do that than lying?

      Aren't there other drinks that claim things like 20mg of ginseng will "improve focus" that you could clamp down on, instead of making it illegal to say that water prevents dehydration?

      If you're worried about them saying "ColaCo water helps prevent dehydration" that's something that shouldn't be allowed, but it's important bureaucrats don't use bureaucracy to fight companies they don't like; they should be impartial.

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    42. Re:Once Again... by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Check the pH too. Most water has been treated with additives to become more acidic, because the general public associates an acidic taste with "fresher".

      Even so-called "distilled" water is treated this way. I bought a few gallons of allegedly distilled water to use in a fish tank, and expected it to be around pH 7, i.e. neutral. It was around pH 5.2, which would quickly have killed the fish if used.

    43. Re:Once Again... by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

      I was thinking the same thing, but there's a big difference between saying, "Overpriced CorporoBottled Water (tm) can prevent dehydration" vs saying "Water prevents dehydration". The former artificially claims some superpower in the product and implies that others lacking it, while the latter just says that water in general prevents dehydration.

      Considering that water is one of the more effective drinks to that end, and it doesn't imply that this product is better than other kinds of water, it does seem a bit unreasonable to ban the claim. Indeed, it's this kind of tedium that makes them (in the US) have to add a pointless disclaimer "This statement not evaluated by the FDA; this product not intended to treat, diagnose ..." labels on any widely-accepted claim from the medical literature like, "Diets high in calcium have been shown to reduce the risk of osteosaurus."

      I completely understand the need to prevent this kind of misleading product claim though.

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    44. Re:Once Again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, it happens. :(

      http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16614865/ns/us_news-life/t/woman-dies-after-water-drinking-contest/

      I'm a little surprised at how someone running a water-drinking contest wouldn't consult a medical professional beforehand. What a waste.

    45. Re:Once Again... by retchdog · · Score: 1

      yeah, it tastes great until it hits the building pipes (which, of course, vary).

      at any rate, someone noticed your point, and came up with this http://peopleareamazing.wordpress.com/2008/06/10/tapdny-bottled-water-must-think-youre-stupid although i think they've stopped production.

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    46. Re:Once Again... by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      That water will prevent dehydration is common sense. If anyone is capable of reading a label, and knows what the word 'dehydration" means, they know this. It's about as helpful as labelling bread, say, as "Helps to prevent starvation". Equally true, equally inane.

      I guess the implication is that ONLY the special kind of water so labelled is a "cure" for dehydration, and that nasty, free, tapwater isn't. Bottled water firms already have created a huge industry by making tapwater seem not only unfashionable, but dangerous. So screw them and let them just sell on the shape of the bottle, which is the only distinguishing feature as far as I'm concerned.

    47. Re:Once Again... by D'Sphitz · · Score: 5, Informative
      In case anyone cares to dig beneath the thick exterior of FUD, manufactured outrage, and just plain lies coating this ridiculous story:

      (If you look at the date on the document I just linked to, you'll notice that this was all published in February, which makes it remarkable that so many journalists happened to leap on this story at the same time, completely independently of each other, without anyone copying what anyone else did or churnalizing each other in any way whatsoever).

      So what about the actual claim? Well you can read the EU's ruling here (PDF), and the first thing to note is that this isn't really a rule so much as a piece of advice, which member states are free to interpret as they wish.

      ...The specific health claim tested is outlined in the ruling:

      The regular consumption of significant amounts of water can reduce the risk of development of dehydration and of concomitant decrease of performance.

      The claim wasn't submitted for a genuine product, but was created as a deliberate 'test' exercise by the two professors, who were apparently already unhappy with the European Food Standards Authority. The panel were well aware of it's absurdity too, noting drily that "the proposed risk factors," the conditions addressed by the hypothetical product, in this case water loss, "are measures or water depletion and thus are measures of the disease (dehydration)."

      Leaving that aside, there are two major problems with the claim: drinking water doesn't prevent dehydration, and drinking-water doesn't prevent dehydration.

      Firstly, "regular consumption" of water doesn't reduce the risk of dehydration any more than eating a pork pie a day reduces the risk of starvation. If I drink half a pint of bottled water while running through a desert in the blistering sun, I'll still end up dehydrated, and if I drink several bottles today, that won't prevent me from dehydrating tomorrow. The key is to drink enough water when you need it, and you're not going to get that from any bottled water product unless it's mounted on a drip.

      Secondly, dehydration doesn't just mean a lack of water, or 'being thirsty'; electrolytes like sodium are important too. If salt levels fall too far, the body struggles to regulate fluid levels in the first place. That's why hospitals use saline drips to prevent dehydration in patients who can't take fluids orally, and why people with diarhhoea are treated with salt-containing oral rehydration fluids. Presumably the next big investigation at the Express will expose the shocking waste of NHS money on needless quantities of saline solution, when jolly old tap water would work just as well.

      So the ruling seems pretty sensible to me, or at least as sensible as a ruling can be when the claim being tested is vexatious in the first place. It's accurate advice, and it prevents companies selling bottled water from making exaggerated claims for their products, which is a good thing. They even have the support of the British Soft Drinks Association, who tweeted just as this piece was going live with the following statement:

      The European Food Safety Authority has been asked to rule on several ways of wording the statement that drinking water is good for hydration and therefore good for health. It rejected some wordings on technicalities, but it has supported claims that drinking water is good for normal physical and cognitive functions and normal thermoregulation.

      It's also an great opportunity to challenge received wisdom, and to make the point that keeping the human body hydrated is about much more than just drinking tap water when you're thirsty. Unfortunately, it seems a lot of journalists are more interested in promoting second-hand hysteria than informing their readers. Which is a bit sad.

    48. Re:Once Again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey Sed quid in infernos -- you a**hole. You just invalidated a part of his reply and equated it to an invalid reply. People like you are the reason this country's in pits.

    49. Re:Once Again... by camperdave · · Score: 1

      That would only apply if dehydration were a disease, would it not?

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    50. Re:Once Again... by Toonol · · Score: 0

      Water will hydrate you, by the definition of 'hydrate'. Companies should be banned from putting lies or false information on their products, not banned from putting correct information that doesn't quite put across the message the government wants.

    51. Re:Once Again... by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      That would only apply if dehydration were a disease, would it not?

      Yes, and since it does, it does apply.

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    52. Re:Once Again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it could also have something to do with the fact that iron deficiency is not a disease. That'd be like saying drowning is a disease. Or starvation. Or loss of blood from sticking your hand in a combine.

    53. Re:Once Again... by TemperedAlchemist · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Being that a committee of scientists and health experts found that the claim was false, instead blindly thinking they were wrong and my common sense was right, I looked deeper into the article and tried to find exactly why these people thought there was an issue with the claim.

      The problem with the claim, it turns out, is that dehydration is a symptom, not a disease. In a lot of cases it's caused by simply too little of a water intake, but not all. There are several diseases and conditions that cause dehydration and drinking more water will not help in the slightest. The claim is identical to claiming that taking ibuprofen regularly can help reduce the risk of a headache (which is clearly not the case).

      Perhaps when a committee of scientific experts make a formal statement about something that you disagree with, perhaps you should consider the following. Is it more likely that you are right or a group of educated individuals that study the field? I find it incredibly arrogant and egregiously wrong to think that it is more likely that you are correct. Next time question your "common sense" when it is challenged by experts, especially when it is something you don't know much about.

    54. Re:Once Again... by eh2o · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It seems that they actually convened a panel of scientists and determined that the statement was false.

      Dehydration (the clinical, medical term), has multiple forms (e.g. hypertonic, hypotonic, isotonic). Dehydration is caused by factors such as burns, vomiting, diarrhea, methamphetamine use, diseases such as cholera, yellow fever, diabetes. Some of those conditions are rather serious--if a doctor thinks a patient is at risk of developing dehydration due to a medical complication, they don't simply give them water to drink, they administer the proper balance of water to electrolytes depending on the condition.

      If the bottled water manufacturers had requested a more accurate statement, it would have been so full of technical jargon that they wouldn't be useful as a marketing tag line.

      For example Pedialyte is basically just bottled water plus electrolytes, and it is advertised as follows "Use Pedialyte oral electrolyte solution under medical supervision for the dietary management of dehydration due to diarrhea and vomiting."

    55. Re:Once Again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. And maybe dehydration is not a big problem in Europe in general. Maybe people shouldn't be scared with the dehydration boogerman. What if McDonalds wanted to label their super extra fat and carbs with a gallon drink as preventing starvation in the US?

    56. Re:Once Again... by eh2o · · Score: 2

      It seems that they actually convened a panel of medical experts and determined that the statement was false.

      Dehydration (the clinical, medical term), has multiple forms (e.g. hypertonic, hypotonic, isotonic). Dehydration is caused by factors such as burns, vomiting, diarrhea, methamphetamine use, diseases such as cholera, yellow fever, diabetes. Some of those conditions are rather serious--if a doctor thinks a patient is at risk of developing dehydration due to a medical complication, they don't simply give them water to drink, they administer the proper balance of water to electrolytes depending on the condition.

      If the bottled water manufacturers had requested a more accurate statement, it would have been so full of technical jargon that they wouldn't be useful as a marketing tag line.

      For example Pedialyte is a product consisting of bottled water plus electrolytes, and it is advertised as follows "Use Pedialyte oral electrolyte solution under medical supervision for the dietary management of dehydration due to diarrhea and vomiting."

    57. Re:Once Again... by eh2o · · Score: 4, Informative

      The FDA has limited resources, they can't evaluate every substance and claim. One of their criteria is possible danger to the public, for example all invasive devices and drugs must be reviewed. The greater the potential danger, the more extensive the review process.

      Homeopathics were "grandfathered in" to the FDA system which gives them their (limited) claim rights.They don't have to prove anything. Since homeopathics pose no danger to the public (as well as arguably no benefit), the fact that the claims are basically false advertising isn't an important enough consequence to the state of public health that the FDA will get involved.

      In the case of the claim about water, its actually false and potentially dangerous from a medical point of view. Drinking water can only prevent the onset of some types of dehydration, since its not electrolyte balanced. For example if your kid is vomiting a lot from the flu, which is definitely a case where they are at risk of developing dehydration, they should be administered something like Pedialyte (under medical supervision).

    58. Re:Once Again... by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 1

      If your iron deficiency is due to an inability of your body to absorb iron, then iron supplements will neither cure nor treat your iron deficiency. I'm not saying that's the case, just that they won't necessarily work for everyone, so the FDA can't let them claim so.

    59. Re:Once Again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      coke - sugar, etc = dasani so i don't know if I buy your argument.

      Perhaps the problem was that water alone does not prevent dehydration. I think this was studied at U of Florida some years ago and they came up with a formulation that was better at preventing dehydration than water alone. I'd look at lobbyist for the Gatorade type drinks.

    60. Re:Once Again... by pjt33 · · Score: 4, Informative

      For most consumers of bottled water though, they just see their wallet shrink unnecessarily.

      That's true in the UK, but I'm not sure how true it is for the rest of the EU. I do know that I've stayed in parts of Brittany where the tap water was bad for you (too much nitrate fertiliser runoff); I know that here in Spain tap water contains so much chlorine that it affects the taste; and I know that at 10 cents per litre I spend scarcely any money on bottled water.

    61. Re:Once Again... by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 5, Interesting

      People who haven't seen that epode of QI can find the relevant part here. It brilliantly exposes the nutbaggery that poses for "euro skepticism" in the UK press (also elsewhere but the UK takes the cake.)

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    62. Re:Once Again... by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      Essentially EVERY SINGLE ONE of soft drinks companies sell bottled water. Bottled water is basically a soft drink minus the syrup, that has better mark up.

      What most likely really happened is a couple of people who actually understand how marketing works sat together and discussed if they want to have more borderline false marketing with bottled water.

      You see, bottled water is one of the biggest scams in the history of the world. It's sold on image they market. The actual product is in most cases worse then standard tap water. So giving them yet anther marketing tool is most definitely not in the interest of less smart EU citizens. Sometimes you have to protect the weak from the scammers in silly ways like these. And yes, I know that this idea will fly in the face of everything american according to some, as its an american thing to exploit those who are less smart then you for money. But this is EU, so get off our lawn.

      Consider it a cultural thing.

    63. Re:Once Again... by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      yep.. if your'e dehydrated due to some illness, you'll need other things too for the water to stay.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oral_rehydration_therapy

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    64. Re:Once Again... by hazem · · Score: 1

      It looks to me, from reading the decision, that the application was based on the claim that the water is treating a human disease.

      The Regulation (EC) No 1924/2006 defines reduction of disease risk claims as claims which state that the consumption of a food âoesignificantly reduces a risk factor in the development of a human diseaseâ. Thus, for reduction of disease risk claims, the beneficial physiological effect results from the reduction of a risk factor for the development of a human disease.

      And while the applicant states that dehydration is a human disease, it looks as though the panel does not agree, rather that dehydration is merely a condition of water depletion.

      Further, looking here http://ec.europa.eu/food/food/labellingnutrition/claims/community_register/authorised_health_claims_en.htm, it appears the EU has a list of authorized health claims for food. Since water is not in this list, a claim would not be allowed to be made for it.

      It looks like the applicants need to get their claim approved, "that water treats or prevents a human disease" added to Article 14. Then they might be allowed to put the claim on their labeling.

      > Or, more likely, a board stocked by the lobbyists from various soft drink companies.
      Of course, you do realize that most bottled water companies are owned by or are divisions of the major soft-drink companies?

    65. Re:Once Again... by Teun · · Score: 5, Informative
      Well said.

      The British press loves running with EU-hating politicians and as a result is just as stupid.

      The article even continued the bent banana and cucumber lie, these were never banned from sale but produce with abnormal curvature could for easy of packaging and transport not be offered as Class 1.

      What this article conveniently leaves out is the bottling companies wanted a claim insinuating BOTTLED water is the best / only way to combat dehydration.

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    66. Re:Once Again... by GNULinuxGuy · · Score: 1

      Not trying to be an ass, but since when does anything work for everyone? I understand the FDA has a purpose, but it seems like they should be able to do a lot better of a job given their budget.

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    67. Re:Once Again... by Lord_Naikon · · Score: 2

      They didn't claim that water will hydrate you, but they claimed that water prevents dehydration. That's not the same thing. If you are suffering through cholera and as a result are dehydrated, "bottled water" alone isn't going to stop the dehydration, nor will it prevent cholera and as a result the dehydration.
      See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oral_rehydration_solution for something that will.

    68. Re:Once Again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They would come to the exact same conclusion because you can't patent H20.

    69. Re:Once Again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Misleading point? Does water hydrate the body or not?

      No, at least not adequately: if you are actually dehydrated (rather than simply thirsty), then just drinking water will not fix the problem. To quote wikipedia, "[p]lain water restores only the volume of the blood plasma, inhibiting the thirst mechanism before solute levels can be replenished.[17]" If a body is dehydrated, you need an isotonic drink. We've known this just about forever, and this is why you don't give pure water to a diarrhoea sufferer: it'll actually just make their problem *worse*. You mix appropriate quantities of electrolytes (e.g. to the recipe here).

    70. Re:Once Again... by Richard_at_work · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, you can drink all the water you want and still be dehydrated, if that water lacks the supplements your body is craving (it just tries to get rid of the water quicker rather than retaining it).

      So no, their claim is not 100% accurate and can lead to permanent damage.

    71. Re:Once Again... by tsa · · Score: 1

      I don't agree. I think it's a very sane decision by the comittee. The water companies want to make people think they have to drink 'the purest water' in big quantities. Which is nonsense: every drink has plenty of water in it and your body is perfectly capable of recognizong the water molecules. It doesn't really matter what you drink. Besides, most of the water you buy in bottles is just tap water but then 1000 times more expensive. There are two bottled water companies in Holland who have admitted that they just put tap water in bottles and people still buy their stuff.

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    72. Re:Once Again... by Elbart · · Score: 1

      Oh my... Will never be able to unsee it now, thank you.

    73. Re:Once Again... by sourcerror · · Score: 2

      Only isotonic water is any good against dehydration, regular bottled water won't cut it (it will more likely create ion imbalance).

    74. Re:Once Again... by thsths · · Score: 1

      > Ferrous Sulfate (the "active" ingredient in my iron supplement) has been shown to be able to treat iron-deficiency.

      Actually Ferrous Sulfate has been shown to be not very effective at treating iron-deficiency, because it is often not absorbed. You have to take small quantities throughout the day, prevent any calcium intake and some other competing ions etc. Even the amount absorbed is a very small share of the taken amount of iron.

      Heme iron (present in red meat) is a much more effective source of iron.

    75. Re:Once Again... by vikisonline · · Score: 1

      Yes I know. Bottled water is evil blah blah blah...
      Where I live (in Canada) we get our drinking water from this wonderful lake that a paper mill dumped pcb's into in the 70s. There are still signs up that you should not wade in the water lest you stir up the pcbs in the deposits. Fish can still not be eaten from this lake.
      Filtering such organic compounds is extremely difficult from water, and I highly doubt is being done with the massive water production we have here. So tap water? no thanks.
      ALSO stupid people always complain about the waste bottled water creates. Well Its not my fault. I buy mostly water in glass bottles, and there is nowhere to recycle them. When I lived in Europe you paid deposit on such bottles (here too in reality just never get it back) then you would return them to get your deposit back . They would in turn wash the bottles (just like beer bottles in north america) and put them on the shelves again.
      Glass bottles are efficiently and practically infinitely recyclable (compared to plastic that has to be melted down every time and has a limited number of times it can do that even for some type) so yea.
      The problem is not buying bottled water. The problem is that in NA they are not being recycled properly. For me as a consumer, I'd be glad to have cheaper bottled water (because I'd get a refund on the bottle, what I can't do now).
      Also the bottled waters I buy is not bottled tap water by nestle, cocacola etc, that is utter crap (eg. dasani, aquafina, etc...) And glass bottles are better for you. My friend in chemistry just did a study on plastic vs glass water bottles. The amount of chemical seepage in plastic bottles is scary, especially once the water has stayed in the bottle for a couple of months.

    76. Re:Once Again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a very specific reason why supplements are not drugs...

      In your example iron deficiency, you have low iron and take iron to improve the problem... at no time however does the iron cure your underlying disease. All it does is "supplement" your store of iron alleviating the condition caused by low iron.

    77. Re:Once Again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I don't know, I'm sure bottled water companies just wanted to use it as a misleading selling point and marketing."

      Exactly this. All y'all who default to supporting corporate advertisers' manipulations can kiss my ass.

    78. Re:Once Again... by houghi · · Score: 1

      The story of bottled water : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Se12y9hSOM0

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    79. Re:Once Again... by f()rK()_Bomb · · Score: 1

      Seriously though, there's a huge difference in taste between waters. I think any regular tap water is incredibly hard to drink, but Evian is lovely, almost sweet, yet volivc tastes like ashes.

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    80. Re:Once Again... by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 0

      And you're the perfect example of how too much water can dilute one's brain to the point of retardation.

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    81. Re:Once Again... by Alwinner · · Score: 1

      On Mont Blanc there was a sign reading "Evian: Welcome to our factory". A few miles on near a mountain hut is an open toilet above a glacier. After seeing that I never bought Evian again.

    82. Re:Once Again... by f()rK()_Bomb · · Score: 1

      It implies you need to drink water to stay hydrated when in fact you don't, you get plenty of water from food most of the time. Hence it's misleading. You can in fact die of dehydration by drinking to much pure water while sweating and getting your electrolytes all out of whack. Dehydration does not nessecessarily mean a loss of water.

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    83. Re:Once Again... by Compaqt · · Score: 1

      And bananas might kill you if you eat 8 dozen of them in one sitting (while sweating or not).

      Point taken about the need for electrolytes, but just drinking water through the normal course of a day is the way most people drink water, not 10L at a time.

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    84. Re:Once Again... by Compaqt · · Score: 1

      While accepting your statement about electrolytes, in school, teachers never gave sports drinks to anybody. If you were thirsty after PE, you'd drink water from the water dispenser. I suspect that's the same in most schools across the US. (Are there schools that actually hand out Gatorade after PE?)

      There seems to be a disconnect there somewhere. It seems if you're in good health, drinking water, and then eating food (which contains salt), should be OK.

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    85. Re:Once Again... by realityimpaired · · Score: 1

      So, as a result of reading all this stuff, I picked up my Iron supplements, which I take for iron deficient anemia, and sure enough on the label it says: "These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease." Yes, my iron supplements can't even advertise that they treat, cure, or prevent iron deficiency. The very substance required to cure the deficiency cannot be sold with the claim that it can CURE that deficiency. Why? Same as above, it is an herbal/mineral supplement, and as such is not a "drug" and so it cannot be advertised to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

      Presumably you've been diagnosed with anemia by an actual medical professional, and that medical professional suggested taking these supplements as a treatment, no? My doctor suggested I take 400 IU per day of vitamin D, because like most women in this country, my levels are lower than the medical profession thinks they should be, and the bottle of vitamins has a very similar warning on it.

      That statement on the bottle isn't about what you think it is, it's about them trying to cover their backsides from liability when somebody decides that they're anemic without actually seeing a doctor, and starts taking the supplements to cure it. There's a pretty long list of medical conditions that can cause the same symptoms as anemia, and only one of them is actually caused by iron deficiency: anemia itself. If people self-diagnose and then start taking iron supplements to fix it, the US is the only country in the world where they could sue the maker of the iron supplements if it turns out they actually had a thyroid problem and the iron supplements didn't do anything. By putting that warning on the label, they protect themselves from liability.

    86. Re:Once Again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your iron supplements won't cure your iron deficiency. They merely top you up to levels where you should be. As though you'd been eating lots of iron-rich foods. So really, the fda has it right in this case.

    87. Re:Once Again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think this is exactly it: it is true, and there are dozens of studies to support, that an electrolyte solution will rehydrate a person better after physical activity or in extreme heat. Electrolytes facilitate the co-absorption of water, replace the salts lost through perspiration, etc. An electrolyte solution with flavor additives encourage ad lib consumption of larger volumes, where the reduction in osmolarity after water reduces ad lib consumption. So, Gatorade is better than water after soccer. This is a completely different claim than "water is not good for rehydration" but it seems that a lot of the arguments I've seen in this thread conflate those claims. Scientists and medical professionals are subject to poor logic, just the same as regular humans.

    88. Re:Once Again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, who needs lobbyists when just average everyday citizens will shill for bottled water companies, whose sole contribution to civilization is a massive amount of pollution?

      Obviously, you've never lived in a third world country? Try going without bottled water and let us know how that works for you.

    89. Re:Once Again... by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1

      Well I don't happen to carry a giant hosepipe with me when I am out and about. And the bouncers at night clubs confiscate my bottle of water when I go in. So I get a new bottle once a week (when leaving the club, to avoid getting a hangover the next day) to avoid getting thirsty.

    90. Re:Once Again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " A while ago I was looking into why all of the zinc remedies for colds were homeopathic..." --- that's your problem, right there. Homeopathy is bullshit.

    91. Re:Once Again... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Or, more likely, a board stocked by the lobbyists from various soft drink companies.

      Or the Breweries. And we all know what they are

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    92. Re:Once Again... by sed+quid+in+infernos · · Score: 1

      Doing research in response to unsupported assertions is the reason this country is in the pits?

      What the hell is "You just invalidated a part of his reply and equated it to an invalid reply" even supposed to mean? I responded to a particular portion of his post - one entirely unrelated to his actual main point, and thus easily separable - and provided facts that demonstrate that portion to be inaccurate. And it should be clear this is what I did, since I quoted the portion I was responding to.

      I said nothing about the validity of the rest of his points. I have no independent information to evaluate what he said about the EU. I haven't seen the commercial he described. Maybe what he said about the EU is accurate. I don't know. Hence, I didn't respond to that part of the post.

      In sum, I presented facts (with citations) to contradict a small portion of a post. I deliberately did not comment on the portions of a post about which I had no specific knowledge. In what world does responding to that by calling someone an a**hole help make this country less "in pits"?

    93. Re:Once Again... by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      But, being low on electrolytes or low on blood sugar are not the same things as being dehydrated. For most people, the last thing they need to reach for, most of the time, is a salty, carbo-loaded drink, when water will do just fine. That's not Eeeeeeevil Corporate Speak, it's the simple truth.

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    94. Re:Once Again... by vakuona · · Score: 2

      People don't buy botled water because they think its better than tap water. They buy it because at times, its the only convenient way to get water if you are not at home.

    95. Re:Once Again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Perhaps when a committee of scientific experts make a formal statement about something that you disagree with, perhaps you should consider the following. Is it more likely that you are right or a group of educated individuals that study the field? I find it incredibly arrogant and egregiously wrong to think that it is more likely that you are correct. Next time question your "common sense" when it is challenged by experts, especially when it is something you don't know much about."

      And sometimes I do. The problem is logic. If I don't think the distinction between "symptom" and "disease" is being applied in a reasonable manner, I'm not going to go along with a conclusion reached from that application. I've learned from long experience of reading the newspapers that about half the "studies" performed come to a conclusion that doesn't stand up to further reasoning. This one applies science to law, and I already know that law is a slippery matter with so many problems it wouldn't say the same thing twice.

    96. Re:Once Again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we do not stand up for the corporations, who will?

    97. Re:Once Again... by expatriot · · Score: 1

      The original claim also included health benefits besides hydration. The claims were found to be unsubstantiated, the press of course simplified this to the point of hysteria.

    98. Re:Once Again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you want to talk about common sense? Who in the world isn't aware that water prevents dehydration? Why would that information have to be placed on a bottle of water? The same water that is in your tap, which you can drink for 1/100th the cost, doesn't come in plastic bottles that seem to invariably end up along the roads and waterways, and without the emissions from trucks transporting thousands of bottles of water all over the country.

      It's like stamping "may prevent starvation" on a food product.

      This is one ruling where common sense prevailed because this is nothing more than an underhanded attempt by unscrupulous bottled water companies to add a unfair marketing term to their product.

    99. Re:Once Again... by Kohath · · Score: 0

      Perhaps when a committee of scientific experts make a formal statement about something that you disagree with, perhaps you should consider the following. Is it more likely that you are right or a group of educated individuals that study the field? I find it incredibly arrogant and egregiously wrong to think that it is more likely that you are correct. Next time question your "common sense" when it is challenged by experts, especially when it is something you don't know much about.

      No. If this "expertise" is so obfuscating, distracting, narcissistic, and power hungry that it causes the "experts" to rule that water doesn't prevent dehydration then we'll trust ourselves rather than them.

      And people who threaten you with jail time for disagreeing with them should never be trusted by anyone.

    100. Re:Once Again... by buybuydandavis · · Score: 1

      Yes, my iron supplements can't even advertise that they treat, cure, or prevent iron deficiency. The very substance required to cure the deficiency cannot be sold with the claim that it can CURE that deficiency. Why? Same as above, it is an herbal/mineral supplement, and as such is not a "drug" and so it cannot be advertised to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

      As water is a food, and not a drug, the US system would come up with the exact same ruling.

      The most terrifying words in the English language "We're from the government, and we're here to help."

      In this case, helping us out of factual information that would allow us to make informed choices about our health care in the name of protecting us. Oh, but that's right, we shouldn't be making our health care choices in the first place; only government deputized agents should be.

      Federal Death Administration - literally regulating us to death.

    101. Re:Once Again... by buybuydandavis · · Score: 1

      The bottled water companies wanted to put a dubious medical claim on their bottles,..

      This is how we see that politics and rationality have little to do with each other.

      Anyone but a government hack who said that water didn't prevent dehydration would have instantly voted himself off the island of the sane. But once the government says it, government true believers must defend it, so we are treated to tortured rationalizations on how water isn't wet.

      Water prevents dehydration as much as anything can prevent anything else. You folks have gone insane. It should give you pause to say something so stupid.

    102. Re:Once Again... by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Only if you have a diarrheal illness that has disturbed the lining of your GI tract. Try it yourself: when healthy, drink half a gallon of distilled water and see whether or not you have to urinate pretty soon.

    103. Re:Once Again... by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Pure water can't rehydrate someone who has a diarrheal illness and a disturbed GI tract, or someone who has undergone severe (days-long) dehydration. It most assuredly can prevent dehydration in healthy people. Don't believe me? Drink a lot of distilled water and see whether your urine becomes dilute. Hell, drink nothing but that for a week and see whether or not you die. (Assuming you eat, you won't.)

    104. Re:Once Again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, there are multiple forms of dehydration, but for most of them, I'd venture to say nearly all - drinking water is going to be somewhat helpful. The tendency to embue the general consumer with an assumption of idiocy on medical matters and demanding that they seek a doctor's supervision on all matters to avoid giving them any chance of being responsible, or even allowed to take care of themselves is killing the US, literally.

      You don't need to go to a doctor, the label on a bottle of water, or have a governmental body conduct a study to see if water helps with dehydration - you just need to go to first grade.

      Seriously, doctors are expensive enough, we can leave them alone for this kind of thing. If someone has burns, vomiting, diarrhea, chronic meth problems, cholera, yellow fever, or diabetes, they often are aware of these facts and would take them into consideration in trying to get themselves better. Those who sincerely believe that water alone will be sufficient treatment for any of the above, wouldn't win the implied liability lawsuit in the end anyway, regardless of labelling, and this is all another insult to our intelligence.

      Everyone should be taught the basics of medicine in school, and given some respect and freedom to choose their own path on the way to healthy living instead of being forced to see a cripplingly expensive doctor to resolve the tiniest issue, because someone is afraid of lawsuits.

    105. Re:Once Again... by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      No they didn't, they just said "Shut up, you idiots, you're not allowed to say that!".

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    106. Re:Once Again... by sourcerror · · Score: 1

      And distilled water creates ion imbalance even more badly than tap/botlled water, so what's your point?

    107. Re:Once Again... by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      There is also another point here, which is that using iron supplements to cure or prevent iron deficiency would be very easy to clinically test. The reason the FDA hasn't approved of it as a drug is almost certainly because the studies have been done, and the supplement was not shown to be effective.

      Proper clinical trials are very very expensive. And iron supplements cannot be patented. So I doubt very much anyone bothered to run a set of trials that'd meet FDA requirements.

    108. Re:Once Again... by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      Homeopathics were "grandfathered in" to the FDA system which gives them their (limited) claim rights.They don't have to prove anything. Since homeopathics pose no danger to the public (as well as arguably no benefit), the fact that the claims are basically false advertising isn't an important enough consequence to the state of public health that the FDA will get involved.

      No. Homeopathic remedies weren't grandfathered in. That zinc compounds help reduce cold symptoms is a modern homeopathic claim. Homeopathic remedies CANNOT make claims to diagnose, cure, treat, or prevent any disease unless they have scientific studies to support it. The idea that homeopathic false advertising isn't important enough for the FDA to get involved is outright wrong. The FDA is the major part of getting a guy listed on the FBI's 10 most wanted deported from Cuba, to face trial in the US, because he was selling bogus cancer cures.

      The homeopaths get special recognition from the FDA so long as they play by the rules, and they would have to be idiots to willfully mess with that.

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    109. Re:Once Again... by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      There is a very specific reason why supplements are not drugs...

      In your example iron deficiency, you have low iron and take iron to improve the problem... at no time however does the iron cure your underlying disease. All it does is "supplement" your store of iron alleviating the condition caused by low iron.

      And St. John's Wart has been scientifically shown to be a low-grade SSRI. Yet St. John's Wart can't make claims to help treat depression, while SSRIs can. Also, iron supplements do treat iron-deficiency.

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    110. Re:Once Again... by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      " A while ago I was looking into why all of the zinc remedies for colds were homeopathic..." --- that's your problem, right there. Homeopathy is bullshit.

      Except that the homeopathic zinc remedies actually have some of the substance in them. Specifically, the cold-remedy on my desk is Zincum Gluconicum X1 (meaning it's 1:10 dilution... 10% of the tablets are zinc gluconate).

      So, I was left wondering: why would they label them as homeopathic, when homeopathy is bullshit? The answer? Some of it actually isn't.

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    111. Re:Once Again... by Warwick+Allison · · Score: 1

      Yes, it depends where the water comes from and how it is treated - but that's the same whether it is tap or bottle. Tap water in Norway for example is delicious, since it's hardly treated at all. In Dubai it's also good, for the opposite reason.

    112. Re:Once Again... by eh2o · · Score: 1

      According to NCCAM (a division of the NIH), "Homeopathic remedies are prepared according to the guidelines of the Homeopathic Pharmacopeia of the United States (HPUS), which was written into law in the Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act in 1938. Homeopathic remedies are regulated in the same manner as nonprescription, over-the-counter (OTC) drugs. However, because homeopathic products contain little or no active ingredients, they do not have to undergo the same safety and efficacy testing as prescription and new OTC drugs.... Only products for self-limiting conditions (minor health problems like a cold or headache that go away on their own) can be sold without a prescription."

      Note: "do not have to undergo the same safety and efficacy testing". Any substance containing a non-trival quantity of active ingredient would not be considered homeopathic and therefore must be reviewed by the normal process.

      FDA only gets involved when the product poses a possible risk, e.g. as in the Zicam case which has an unusual delivery mechanism, or when the manufacturing process is introducing some contamination to the product (e.g. heavy metals), or when the manufacturers violate the labeling restrictions, e.g. a homeopathic remedy for "cancer" cannot be sold OTC, but it can be sold as prescription. Obviously there isn't much money to be made selling a homeopathic "cancer cure" via legit means because no doctor in their right mind would ever prescribe such a thing, which is why the quacks try to sell their stuff on the internet and end up in jail.

    113. Re:Once Again... by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      Note: "do not have to undergo the same safety and efficacy testing". Any substance containing a non-trival quantity of active ingredient would not be considered homeopathic and therefore must be reviewed by the normal process.

      Not exactly... homeopathic remedies can contain as much substances they want of anything that is GRAS. If that substance is the one doing the benefit, then the homeopathic remedy can contain as much of it as any food, or herbal/mineral supplement can.

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    114. Re:Once Again... by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Go learn about cell membranes. Hint: They can prevent ions from flowing freely.

    115. Re:Once Again... by freeweed · · Score: 1

      I'm always amazed that people think Soda is somehow a "better deal" for you, when it's simply bottled water with a ton of added sugar and colouring and (generally) artificial flavouring.

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    116. Re:Once Again... by eh2o · · Score: 1

      The mandate of the FDA (as well as whatever the EU equivalent) is to mitigate risk to public health by regulating certain marketing statements. They compute risk using this formula:

      total risk to public health = (impact of the medical condition indicated by the product if not treated) + (impact of the product if misused).

      Obviously water has a pretty low impact if misused in general. However, dehydration (the clinical condition) is extremely serious if not treated, and the impact of misuse of water to treat dehydration is significant. Moreover, for over-the-counter products, claims are generally restricted to indications for "self-limiting" conditions (those which would go away on their own without treatment such as a cold or a rash), dehydration isn't necessarily a self-limiting condition.

      So, the bottled water companies tried to weasel around this by claiming that water is good for preventing "development of dehydration" (rather than for treating dehydration, which they *knew* would never get approved). However its also the case that factors leading to development of dehydration are not necessarily self-limiting, and are not necessarily treatable with consumption of water.

      For example, I actually know someone who developed hypotonic dehydration after consuming significant amounts of water (in an effort to prevent dehydration, which he was at risk of due to other factors). Anyways, the water didn't help (it was retained in the body but not in the blood), and a number of rather serious medical complications resulted. If it were not for medical intervention he would have died.

      The FDA doesn't prevent people from self-diagnosing and self-medicating, and they don't restrict medical information in general, but they do prevent companies from making marketing statements that would contribute to an increase in risk associated with self-medicating.

    117. Re:Once Again... by jeffporcaro · · Score: 2

      I'm going to try to to untangle some if the above... Some guy somewhere once said that you need to drink 8 glasses of water a day to maintain health. Turns out to be nonsense. For those of us with intact thirst centers in the brain (pretty much everyone reading this, for example), drinking when you are thirsty is all you need. Your body will tell you when you need more liquid by using the thirst mechanism. There are exceptions, as there is a lag before thirst is triggered, so on a hot day when you're exercising aggressively, you can get "dehydrated" and not get thirsty in time to do anything about it, but this is rare, and recent evidence tells us that hydrating aggressively, even in marathons, is overkill. The jumble of hyponatremia, hypernatremia, hypertonic, hypotonic, hypovolemia, hypervolemia, isotonia, etc is maybe worth clearing up, although this will be interesting to precisely nobody. Some of the concepts are almost right. "hyper" = too much, "hypo" = too little, "iso" = equal. "volume" is the quantity of fluid (any fluid, technically) in the system. "natr*" = sodium in the system. "-emia" = in the blood. "tonia" = concentration. So, hypovolemia = low volume of fluid in the blood (hypo, vol, emia) Isotonia = equal concentration (in the medical context, meaning concentrations of a solute equivalent to those found naturally in blood). If you drink excessive fluids over an extended time, you overwhelm the kidneys' ability to maintain normal sodium concentrations in the blood, and you end up with hyponatremia. Drinking excessive fluids is usually called "psychogenic polydipsia," which is med-speak for drinking too much water because your brain is bad. The hyponatremia is potentially fatal, and often causes confusion, among other symptoms. Note that it does not cause (at least immediately) hypovolemia - the quantity of fluid in the system is adequate or high, it's the composition of that fluid that's troublesome. In this case, one could say that the composition of the blood is hypotonic - there are fewer solutes (particularly sodium) in the blood than normal. This is treated by limiting fluids (reducing solvent, and allowing the kidneys to recover and restore balance), &/or by increasing sodium intake. Pepperoni pizza is a great solution (not kidding - my favorite nephrology professor used to prescribe exactly that). Hypertonic saline is reserved for emergencies. The blood is usually about 0.9% sodium, so a 3x concentrated version of that - typically 3% saline - can be given parenterally (via IV [intravenous], for those of us scoring at home). This is a dangerous treatment, as the brain is susceptible to dangerous/fatal swelling if hyponatremia is corrected too quickly ("cerebropontine myelinolysis," if I remember correctly - I'm a cardiologist, and I haven't thought about this stuff in a long time). Not drinking enough fluid results in hypovolemia (commonly called "dehydration"). Usually the sodium levels in the blood measure high ("hypernatremia"), although it's not due to too much solute - it's due to too little solvent. The treatment is to replete fluids (volume), either with a a straw and some water, or with IV hydration. Usually 1/2 NS (saline that's hypotonic compared to normal blood, in this case 0.45%) or even normal (isotonic, 0.9%) saline. The rest of the parent's post is mostly on target. Sorry for pedantry.

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    118. Re:Once Again... by jeffporcaro · · Score: 4, Informative

      Sorry to re-post - all the carriage returns were stripped. I forgot to add HTML. It reads better with some whitespace.

      I'm going to try to to untangle some if the above...

      Some guy somewhere once said that you need to drink 8 glasses of water a day to maintain health. Turns out to be nonsense. For those of us with intact thirst centers in the brain (pretty much everyone reading this, for example), drinking when you are thirsty is all you need. Your body will tell you when you need more liquid by using the thirst mechanism. There are exceptions, as there is a lag before thirst is triggered, so on a hot day when you're exercising aggressively, you can get "dehydrated" and not get thirsty in time to do anything about it, but this is rare, and recent evidence tells us that hydrating aggressively, even in marathons, is overkill.

      The jumble of hyponatremia, hypernatremia, hypertonic, hypotonic, hypovolemia, hypervolemia, isotonia, etc is maybe worth clearing up, although this will be interesting to precisely nobody. Some of the concepts are almost right.

      "hyper" = too much, "hypo" = too little, "iso" = equal.
      "volume" is the quantity of fluid (any fluid, technically) in the system.
      "natr*" = sodium in the system.
      "-emia" = in the blood.
      "tonia" = concentration.

      So, hypovolemia = low volume of fluid in the blood (hypo, vol, emia) Isotonia = equal concentration (in the medical context, meaning concentrations of a solute equivalent to those found naturally in blood). If you drink excessive fluids over an extended time, you overwhelm the kidneys' ability to maintain normal sodium concentrations in the blood, and you end up with hyponatremia. Drinking excessive fluids is usually called "psychogenic polydipsia," which is med-speak for drinking too much water because your brain is bad. The hyponatremia is potentially fatal, and often causes confusion, among other symptoms. Note that it does not cause (at least immediately) hypovolemia - the quantity of fluid in the system is adequate or high, it's the composition of that fluid that's troublesome.

      In this case, one could say that the composition of the blood is hypotonic - there are fewer solutes (particularly sodium) in the blood than normal. This is treated by limiting fluids (reducing solvent, and allowing the kidneys to recover and restore balance), &/or by increasing sodium intake. Pepperoni pizza is a great solution (not kidding - my favorite nephrology professor used to prescribe exactly that). Hypertonic saline is reserved for emergencies. The blood is usually about 0.9% sodium, so a 3x concentrated version of that - typically 3% saline - can be given parenterally (via IV [intravenous], for those of us scoring at home). This is a dangerous treatment, as the brain is susceptible to dangerous/fatal swelling if hyponatremia is corrected too quickly ("cerebropontine myelinolysis," if I remember correctly - I'm a cardiologist, and I haven't thought about this stuff in a long time).

      Not drinking enough fluid results in hypovolemia (commonly called "dehydration"). Usually the sodium levels in the blood measure high ("hypernatremia"), although it's not due to too much solute - it's due to too little solvent. The treatment is to replete fluids (volume), either with a a straw and some water, or with IV hydration. Usually 1/2 NS (saline that's hypotonic compared to normal blood, in this case 0.45%) or even normal (isotonic, 0.9%) saline.

      The rest of the parent's post is mostly on target. Sorry for pedantry.

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    119. Re:Once Again... by aiht · · Score: 1

      "Diets high in calcium have been shown to reduce the risk of osteosaurus."

      Did you perhaps mean osteoporosis?
      I love the imagery though: a vengeful dinosaur attacking you because you haven't been drinking your milk!
      In fact, there seems to be a critter with that name: Osteosaurus icenicus.

    120. Re:Once Again... by tragedy · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'm biased in this due to personal experience. When I was a child, I took a road trip across the United States with my family in a VW van. While crossing some of the vast desert regions, my sister and I were both thirsty. Very, very, very thirsty. We kept on drinking water and it wasn't helping. Our parents bought us some gatorade and the relief was almost instant. Memories like that stick with you

      The problem is that there's a lot of misinformation about sports drinks out there. Much of it comes from the advertising of the sports drinks companies themselves. People are confused into believing that sports drinks are all about providing "fuel" or "energy". Now, your body can and does use the carbohydrates in sports drinks for energy, but the more important function is to hydrate via sodium-glucose transport. Bottom line is that that, if you're defining hydration as getting the water where it's needed, as opposed to just sitting around in your body, sports drinks really do hydrate better than plain water.

    121. Re:Once Again... by tragedy · · Score: 1

      Sure, drinking water and eating food containing the electrolytes and carbohydrates you need should be fine. If you're actually in distress, however, or if you simply need to rehydrate during half-time as opposed to at the end of the game, the sports drinks work better. The reason for this is simply that the food is going to contain a lot of extra stuff that you don't immediately need (barring medical conditions that might require you to, for example, get a lot of protein rapidly). So, if you eat a sandwich at halftime, your body is going to start diverting blood to your digestive system that could be better used elsewhere while playing. Not to mention that your sandwich is going to soak up some of the water you drink like a sponge.

      There's nothing wrong with eating a sandwich and drinking some water. However, if you're going for best performance during a sport, use a sports drink. If you have to treat someone on the verge of death from dehydration, for the sake of their life, give them a properly formulated sports drink, or other oral rehydration therapy, and don't kill them by making them eat.

    122. Re:Once Again... by tragedy · · Score: 1

      Example 1 is an outright scam operation. Example 2 with the "toning shoes" is a pretty good example. Example 3 appears to be another outright scam. Example 4 is outright false labelling and I'm not sure why it's the FTC dealing with it and not the FDA. Example 5 with the supposedly germicidal vacuums is a pretty good example.

      So, in light of some of those examples, my statement that the government in the US doesn't care about false advertising is looking like some serious hyperbole. Perhaps they just don't publicize it enough when they do crack down on an advertiser for false advertising. Or maybe I'm just not paying attention. Still, from what I see on US television and what I hear about what's done in Europe regarding false claims and what's done in the US, it still seems to me that the EU takes it more seriously. Watching TV commercials in the US, the advertisers seem to be absolutely fearless.

    123. Re:Once Again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An intelligent, rational response on Slashdot. I thought we have being so infected with whacky libertarians that all common sense had gone out the window.

    124. Re:Once Again... by euroq · · Score: 1

      But the present-day FDA, like other three-letter agencies such as the DEA, is just plain berserk with bureaucratic power.

      Really? Why? No trolling, just curious why you think this. I've always thought of the FDA as a function that prevents people from selling radium elixirs out of covered wagons at the county fair. Seriously, I hear every other fucking day about some new shit that makes people healthy... some new diet (such as recently, not eating fruit, because it makes you fat), some new fad like some new super vegetable, water which can wash away fat, etc. Really curious of why you think the FDA is a bad thing, because I see it as a organization that prevents stupid people from doing stupid things.

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    125. Re:Once Again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Maybe you should look which minerals are actually pesent. The one time I bothered to check, I realised I was just drinking hard water.: ...

      "Check the pH too. "

      I buy water from within those stores that have those huge reverse osmosis machines. They generally charge like twenty five cents ($.25) per gallon, which is still considerably more than tap water. I use an analog (not a digital) ohm meter to test for electrical conductance. Pure water has very high electrical resistance. If I test my tap water with the ohm meter, the needle jumps between a third of the way and half way, sometimes almost half way. If I test the pure water with my ohm meter, the needle hardly moves at all, it's just barley noticeable, and even then (after experimenting with it carefully enough) sometimes needle movement seems to be due to outside contaminants either from the glass it was poured in or from the dust in the air or maybe from the gallon that the water was in or some other outside factor. You must really make sure you pour that water in a very clean glass, free of small particles, for the ohm meter not to detect it. The water itself is pure though, but the fact is keeping it pure enough for an ohm meter not to detect contaminants is very difficult once the water is exposed to an outside environment

      Another thing I sometimes add to water is a tad bit of baking soda to lower it's Ph slightly, being that water is neutral which is acidic relative to our alkaline bodies. However, frequently ingesting alkaline probably isn't the best idea being that our stomach is (supposed to be) acidic when digesting foods. Heck, many of the fruits and vegetables you eat are acidic (ascorbic acid) in nature, but they still contribute to your bodies alkaline nature since your body basically regulates its own Ph and manipulates your food to do so. But adding a tad of iodized salt and just a small tad of baking soda every once in a while can be a good thing in terms of adding electrolytes as well. Just don't use a lot.

    126. Re:Once Again... by Compaqt · · Score: 1

      OK, when you put it that way, it seems entirely reasonable. It just seemed that people in this thread were portraying dihydrogen monoxide as a mortal threat.

      And I don't think people were saying you should drink plain water when you have become dehydrated. Rather, they were saying you should drink small amounts of water throughout the day (in addition to food).

      So, basically, for everyday, normal folks playing light badminton or for junior high school kids just putzing around on the track for a half-hour, drinking some water, and then eating lunch when they normally do should be fine.

      For track runners or football players, they should take the sports drink.

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    127. Re:Once Again... by znerk · · Score: 1

      The original claim also included health benefits besides hydration.

      No, the original claim was dehydration and its effects:
      The claimed effect is “regular consumption of significant amounts of water can reduce the risk of development of dehydration and of concomitant decrease of performance”.
      Source: http://www.efsa.europa.eu/en/efsajournal/pub/1982.htm

      concomitant/knkämitnt/
      Adjective:
      Naturally accompanying or associated.
      Noun:
      A phenomenon that naturally accompanies or follows something.
      Synonyms:
      adjective. attendant - accompanying
      noun. concurrent

      Source: http://www.google.com/search?q=concomitant

      The claims were found to be unsubstantiated, the press of course simplified this to the point of hysteria.

      The scientists were found to be idiots, and the press, the public, and the politicians forced to put this into law were found to be publicly ridiculing the scientists.

      Roger Helmer, a Conservative member of the European Parliament, called it "stupidity writ large."
      "The euro is burning, the EU is falling apart and yet here they are: highly paid, highly pensioned officials worrying about the obvious qualities of water and trying to deny us the right to say what is patently true," he told the Telegraph.

      Source: search google for "eu dehydration" and get your own sources. It's all over the news right now, and the EU is a laughingstock.

      Next time someone tells me Americans are fat, I'm going to give them a link to one of these articles and respond that Europeans are retarded.

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    128. Re:Once Again... by znerk · · Score: 1

      No they didn't, they just said "Shut up, you idiots, you're not allowed to say that!".

      Effectively, they said "No, you can't say water is wet."

      "dehydration" definition from the American Heritage dictionary:
      The removal of water; in chemistry, the loss of two hydrogen atoms for every oxygen atom.

      In other words, they said it was illegal for someone to state that adding water can counteract the removal of water.

      Next week, they're expected to rule on whether eating food can prevent starvation. Breaths are bated.

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    129. Re:Once Again... by Rhodri+Mawr · · Score: 1

      Mod parent(s) up Informative

      Herein lies the problem with Slashdot. A great, informative post like this is at score 2. Why? Because the skim-readers can't be bothered to read anything beyond the one-line posts. Long posts like this rarely get the credit they deserve. Oh, for mod points...

    130. Re:Once Again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I lived on both sides of the pond for years, and I would say that the US is quite more "flexible" with their advertising. Maybe "doesn't care" is too strong, so just replace with "barely cares" and you're good to go.

    131. Re:Once Again... by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

      LOL! Good catch, I didn't know what I was thinking there. On further reflection, I think osteosaurus would be a great alternate name for a bone dragon.

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    132. Re:Once Again... by tibit · · Score: 1

      where while it is technically true, the stuff is not medical, and shouldn't be sold as if it were a medical drug/device

      Whoa. Drugs and medical devices require the manufacturer to keep insane amounts of paperwork and do a fair amount of due diligence in production. I think that any cranberry juice manufacturer that wanted to go through this process would pretty much go bankrupt. It'd be economically infeasible to sell common, mass produced foodstuffs and supplements as drugs, even if it was legal to do so.

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    133. Re:Once Again... by tibit · · Score: 1

      That "common sense" way of thinking would be OK perhaps 300 years ago. Now, the truth is that pure water does not prevent dehydration at all, at least not in isolation. If you went on a hunger strike and only had pure water to drink, you'd kill yourself prematurely. Dehydration is prevented by adequate intake of water and water-soluble electrolyte salts. Typically that's taken care of by a decent diet. If you want a drink that prevents dehydration, you're looking for something that's isotonic

      There's no way to market water as preventing dehydration, because it doesn't work alone. It's like trying to market bread as a remedy for malnourishment -- sure, it could be a part of a restorative diet, but you won't recover much from malnourishment if all you'd eat is bread and water.

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    134. Re:Once Again... by tibit · · Score: 1

      I should add that an isotonic solution makes sense when the individual is mostly healthy and just dehydrated from something common like perspiration or a bout of diarrhea/vomiting. If you're dehydrated due to anything more serious, there are no magic bullets and you need to be under medical care -- I agree with that.

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    135. Re:Once Again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or sometimes contaminants enter from the measuring device itself, so you need to make sure that your ohm meter tips are clean as well.

    136. Re:Once Again... by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      The EU takes the view that homoeopathics are a danger to the public because they discourage people from seeking proper medical advice for their illness, and by taking the homoeopathic remedy rather than a proper treatment, it could allow their illness to get worse. See for example Steve Jobs for an extreme example of what can happen here.

    137. Re:Once Again... by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      In the EU, people tend not to buy bottled tap water. Coca Cola was laughed out of the country when they tried to sell Dasani in the UK.

    138. Re:Once Again... by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      Now go run a marathon and follow your own advice.

    139. Re:Once Again... by jank1887 · · Score: 1

      just to play the other side, have you analyzed the metabolic breakdown of zinc acetate or zinc gluconate and determined whether the average human digestive tract is able to absorb sufficient quantities of it in that form to treat zinc deficiency? What about that iron supplement? According to the almighty wiki:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_supplements
      "Iron supplements are supplements that can be prescribed by a doctor for a medical reason. Iron can also be a dietary supplement, which can be purchased in supermarkets etc. These two categories should not be confused."

      Iron supplements come in 3 common forms, with the level of 'likely' iron absorbed different in each, despite containing the same amount of elemental iron. The ability to treat iron deficiency depends on matching dose and need. An OTC iron supplement cannot claim the ability to help your iron deficiency because it cannot tell you the dosage required to do so, because such knowledge is impossible for it's makers to have. A prescription supplement could, with proper dosing and monitoring, help your iron deficiency, and this could be verified through FDA tested claims.

      It's this, or snake-oil. At least historically. maybe there's a better middle ground, but we haven't seen it yet.

    140. Re:Once Again... by tragedy · · Score: 1

      Considering how some parents and coaches drive children on sports teams, frankly I'd be more comfortable with the kids (who have less water in them to begin with, and more surface area relative to volume) drinking the sports drinks too. Unless they have diabetes or something and have to control their sugar intake more precisely, it's unlikely to hurt them, probably will help them perform better, reduce the chance of joint injuries, etc., and probably won't cost more than most bottled water. Most kids are going to be fine either way, but there's always the fringe case teenagers who die of heatstroke or a heart attack in the middle of the game.

    141. Re:Once Again... by sourcerror · · Score: 1

      Pot calling the kettle ...
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_intoxication

      "Water intoxication, also known as water poisoning, is a potentially fatal disturbance in brain functions that results when the normal balance of electrolytes in the body is pushed outside of safe limits by over-consumption of water.

      Under normal circumstances, accidentally consuming too much water is exceptionally rare. Nearly all deaths related to water intoxication in normal individuals have resulted either from water drinking contests in which individuals attempt to consume large amounts of water, or long bouts of intensive exercise during which electrolytes are not properly replenished, yet excessive amounts of fluid are still consumed.[1]

      Water can be considered a poison when over-consumed just like any other substance.[2]"

    142. Re:Once Again... by Anguirel · · Score: 1

      This is something people who live in the United States might miss -- there is not a profusion of public water fountains in the EU. If you want water, even in a large public venue (such as a conference center), you will need to purchase bottled water, or bring your own. This is opposed to the standard in the U.S. where every restroom has free public water fountains out front.

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    143. Re:Once Again... by Anguirel · · Score: 1

      No. If this "expertise" is so obfuscating, distracting, narcissistic, and power hungry that it causes the "experts" to rule that water doesn't prevent dehydration then we'll trust ourselves rather than them.

      Sure, I guess you can do that. In this case, you'll be wrong, but at least you'll feel morally superior and justified in being so.

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    144. Re:Once Again... by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Water intoxication is a result of absorbing too much water, not losing ions. Try again.

    145. Re:Once Again... by demonlapin · · Score: 1
      If you ran a marathon, you might get into trouble with an electrolyte deficiency, but that's not a problem with water absorption. That's why I put in the little disclaimer

      Assuming you eat

      because you do eventually have to replace lost electrolytes.

    146. Re:Once Again... by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      I wish you'd stop using the word "remedy". The phrase "homeopathic confidence scam" would be far more descriptive and factual.

    147. Re:Once Again... by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 1

      Very true, but deficiencies are one of those things that are very commonly miss-treated because there are so many things that can cause them and each thing that causes it usually only has 1 way to fix it. I do agree that they are extremely inefficient however.

    148. Re:Once Again... by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      I wish you'd stop using the word "remedy". The phrase "homeopathic confidence scam" would be far more descriptive and factual.

      I will grant you that for the vast majority of homeopathic scams there is no possible method of action. However, homeopathic dilutions of 1x and 2x still contain the so-called "active ingredient", and thus are not entirely scams. Sure cold remedies might be based on shaky science, but they are better than outright scams.

      But then the number of homeopathic remedies based on at least shaky science diluted into the vast sea of homeopathic scams very nearly approaches the dilutions of the scams themselves...

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    149. Re:Once Again... by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      just to play the other side...

      You seem to be expressing a position that is fairly in agreement with my positions on the matter, so I'm not sure how you're playing the other side... but yeah, it's way better than snake-oil.

      "Cures what ails you, and makes you feel better!" ... well, sure, cocaine makes people feel quite happy, and better. It won't cure anything, but you'll be so high, you won't hardly care.

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    150. Re:Once Again... by sourcerror · · Score: 1

      Guess where will the extra water go? You piss it out with the ions as well.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urinalysis#Ions_and_trace_metals

    151. Re:Once Again... by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Any solution which depends on the medicinal effect of the active ingredient is, by definition, not homeopathic.

      Homeopathy depends on the "Law of Similars" which, essentially, boils down to "if something makes you sick in a particular way, then really small amounts of that something will make you get better". So a homeopath might "treat" radiation poisoning by exposing you to insanely small quantities of radioactive metal diluted in water. The way they determine which substance is good for what is through a "proving" - essentially exposing people to a substance, seeing what it does to them, then concluding that this substance will treat those symptoms.

      Now, it's quite possible that someone out there is taking, say, an aspirin tablet, dissolving it in a bottle of water, and selling it as a "homeopathic" treatment for headaches. However, since aspirin doesn't cause headaches, and since no "proving" could ever show that it does, the "remedy" would not be homeopathic. The same goes for any other "homeopathic" dilution where the active ingredient is detectable. You might be able to call them "naturopathic", but calling them homeopathic is just false advertising.

    152. Re:Once Again... by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      And you're still calling this person dehydrated?

    153. Re:Once Again... by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      Any solution which depends on the medicinal effect of the active ingredient is, by definition, not homeopathic.

      LEGALLY, in the US, the distinction is that it is listed in the Homeopathic Pharmacopeia of the United States. I was under this same mistaken belief as well, but it turns out that that is not legally the case.

      And Hahnemann's original formulation was yes "like heals like", but the additional "dilution makes it more powerful", was based on pre-scientific evaluations. This was mostly based on the bark that treats malaria. Using the bark itself exposed people to more toxins, and an overdose of medication. As the dilution progressed, it reduced the amount of toxins, and medication until the medication is in a better treatment range. It's almost like the alchemistry is to chemistry as homeopathy is to pharmacology.

      Even today, the pills we swallow are mostly just filler. My Zyrtec generic is only 10mg active ingredient, and the rest of the pill is "dilutant". A topical antifungal? 2%, And even more diluted, my topical antibacterial that I have is 0.75%... Part of the difference is how they were "proved"... science proves them empirically with double-blind studies, while homeopathy proves them unscientifically with anecdotal events. The other big difference is the inverse dose-effect responses.

      However, while homeopathy thinks that increasing the dilution makes things more potent, that doesn't mean that everything has to be as potent as possible. 200C from the Homeopathic reference point is obviously insanely powerful, and only necessary for serious conditions, not the common cold. For the common cold, a simple 1x/2x mixture is "potent enough", and from both reference points, there's the idea of not proscribing more than is necessary.

      So, yes, I agree with you that homeopathy is a scam, but that does not mean that every single remedy labeled as "homeopathic" is actually a scam. Cold remedy stuff has reasonable science, even if iffy, but is marketed as a homeopathic remedy because it is the simplest set of legal loopholes for them to jump through in order to sell their product as a cold remedy. What are they going to do? Spend millions and millions of dollars establishing it as an effective drug, just to sell it OTC? Or are they going to spend a few thousand dollars once to get it into the HPUS, and then sell it OTC the same way they would sell it OTC as a drug. The only functional difference for them is instead of listing: "Active Ingredient: Zinc acetate... 10mg" (I'm just guessing a dosage here), they're listing it as "Active Ingredient: Zincum Aceticum 2x".

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    154. Re:Once Again... by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      And I agree with you that not "every single remedy labeled as 'homeopathic' is actually a scam", I'm simply pointing out that they're incorrectly labeled :)

      You were quoting the legal definition, so let me clarify that I'm not talking about the law. Legally I can now advertize Pizza as "Fresh Vegetables for sale!". Or I can sell pretty much anything I want under the label "organic", even if I made it by splashing together a bunch of industrial sludge. Just because something is legal doesn't mean that it's accurate. A "remedy" which violates the declared principles of homeopathy is not homeopathic regardless of what the law says, or what excuses the homeopaths themselves make. If they put "essence of Viagra" in the HPUS, that doesn't mean that a Viagra pill dissolved in a beaker would suddenly become a homeopathic remedy!

      Well ... not unless they sold it as a medicine which makes you flaccid. Then it would be homeopathic; it wouldn't work.

      As for your last question ... I would suspect that Zinc acetate could be sold as a "naturopathic medicine" or a "health supplement" without having to go through the testing procedures required for new drugs. However, IANAL, and it would depend on the laws of your nation anyway. What holds true for Canada might not be true in the US or the UK. In any event, I can accept your reasoning on that point, while maintaining that there are alternatives (more appropriate ones, at that) to the "homeopathy" label.

    155. Re:Once Again... by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      Legally I can now advertize Pizza as "Fresh Vegetables for sale!".

      Probably... but only because "vegetable" doesn't have a legal definition in advertising, but very likely not. "But congress ruled pizza is a vegetable!" No, they ruled that pizza's 2 tbsp of sauce per serving counts as a serving of vegetables, rather than the previous requirement that it has to be 8 tbsp of sauce to be a serving of vegetables.

      Or I can sell pretty much anything I want under the label "organic", even if I made it by splashing together a bunch of industrial sludge.

      This is actually most definitely not true. "Organic" has a controlled legal meaning. You cannot just label anything "organic", and get away with it. That distinction belongs to "natural".

      A "remedy" which violates the declared principles of homeopathy is not homeopathic regardless of what the law says, or what excuses the homeopaths themselves make.

      Wait... so are we playing No True Scotsman now?

      As for your last question ... I would suspect that Zinc acetate could be sold as a "naturopathic medicine" or a "health supplement" without having to go through the testing procedures required for new drugs.

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      Yes, Zinc acetate, and zinc glucose are already sold as herb/mineral supplements. Which raises the question, if they could do THAT, then why not just do that? The kink is that a supplement they cannot be advertised as intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. So, they couldn't call it a cold remedy, or even imply that it will reduce cold symptoms, or cold duration. Even though it would.

      They got them listed in the HPUS so that they could market it as an actual cold remedy, because homeopathic remedies that have scientific evidence showing that they are actually a remedy are allowed to make claims of treating, preventing, or curing self-limiting diseases.

      However, IANAL, and it would depend on the laws of your nation anyway. What holds true for Canada might not be true in the US or the UK. In any event, I can accept your reasoning on that point, while maintaining that there are alternatives (more appropriate ones, at that) to the "homeopathy" label.

      True, everything I'm posting here is specific to the US only. But in the case of cold remedies, the only other option that allows them to advertise as treating cold symptoms is full-blown drug trials, and certification into the US Pharmacopeia, which meant WAY more money spent to accomplish the same thing as getting it listed as a homeopathic remedy.

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    156. Re:Once Again... by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      This is actually most definitely not true. "Organic" has a controlled legal meaning. You cannot just label anything "organic", and get away with it. That distinction belongs to "natural".

      You're right - I got my hippie-terminology mixed up. My bad.

      Wait... so are we playing No True Scotsman now?

      Huh?

      No, this would be more like a Scotsman claiming that all Chinese people are actually Scotsmen, and me saying that if they weren't born there or descended from people who were born there, then they're not really Scotsmen. And it doesn't matter if the person making the claim is a Scotsman, or the government passes a law saying that all Chinese people are Scotsmen. Laws don't change reality.

      And reading over that ... somehow I doubt that analogy helped :( Maybe you can explain your reasoning - give me an idea of what it is that's confusing you.

      Yes, Zinc acetate, and zinc glucose are already sold as herb/mineral supplements. Which raises the question, if they could do THAT, then why not just do that? The kink is that a supplement they cannot be advertised as intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. So, they couldn't call it a cold remedy, or even imply that it will reduce cold symptoms, or cold duration. Even though it would.

      Assuming you're right (which seems dubious, given what I've read on science-based-medicine and heard on the SGU), it must be an American thing. Just earlier today I read an advertisement that some twit posted at work, for some "remedy" or another, claiming to remove 20lbs of dried-up shit from your colon, thereby improving your health in every conceivable way. You see that kind of stuff here all the time, and no, it's not homeopathic.

      Anyway. here's a link from an American site, showing how your quacks look at it:

      http://www.naturessunshine.com/content/us/Misc/Legal.pdf

      They can always use language like "boosts the immune system" or "aligns your energy fields" or "energizes your epidermis", which is the kind of stuff you see all the time. That's without getting into issue of the FDA not having the resources to monitor the majority of these products. The law gets violated so often it;'s a joke.

      Lastly, while I can understand the desire of money-hungry quacks to try and make a quick buck without having to jump through regulatory hoops, I hope you're not trying to suggest that cold remedies don't need to go through a proper testing program.

    157. Re:Once Again... by sourcerror · · Score: 1

      No, but that's wasn't the question in the first place. It doesn't matter whether it cures dehydration, the only thing that matters whether the labeling was misleading.

    158. Re:Once Again... by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      And reading over that ... somehow I doubt that analogy helped :( Maybe you can explain your reasoning - give me an idea of what it is that's confusing you.

      The homeopathic community says it's homeopathic. Arguing that it's not homeopathic because it doesn't conform to your understand of what homeopathy is, doesn't change things. Homeopathy is as homeopathy does. If you're arguing that it's inconsistent with homeopathic principles, it's like saying that aqua regia isn't alchemy because it's actually chemistry. (Some of alchemy and chemistry overlap.)

      Honestly, if these cold remedies are a start of a new phase of homeopathy, I would be happy with homeopathy changing that way.

      Oh, I remember what I was thinking earlier: homeopathy used to be based on the principle that infinite levels of dilution were possible. But now that science knows that that doesn't work, because eventually you won't have any more of the original substance in it, they've switched to "water has memory!" I think Hahnemann would have been against the idea of water memory, because his concept was that the original substance remained, it was just very dilute.

      They can always use language like "boosts the immune system" or "aligns your energy fields" or "energizes your epidermis", which is the kind of stuff you see all the time. That's without getting into issue of the FDA not having the resources to monitor the majority of these products. The law gets violated so often it;'s a joke.

      These statements aren't medical claims though, and yeah, it's them using loopholes to avoid getting in trouble with the FDA, but cold remedies could not even imply that they treat cold symptoms without being a drug (listed in the USP, or HPUS), so looking at the cost requirements to get to there, they decided to go with the HPUS.

      Really, these cold remedies are like the single molecule of active ingredient left in a homeopathic dilution... it's easy to assume that it is statistically not there, but it actually is. Of course, that doesn't make the solution anything more than water... (one actual scientifically validated remedy in a sea of scams is still a sea of scams.)

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    159. Re:Once Again... by demonlapin · · Score: 1
      So why did you say

      Only isotonic water is any good against dehydration, regular bottled water won't cut it

      when you really meant "the EU is justified in preventing water bottlers from saying 'prevents dehydration' when there are other, non-bottled-water products that can do the same"?

  4. eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    of all the 'claims' to develop a backbone on they chose this one!

  5. Let's be accurate here by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Informative

    ...before we jump to the "EU makes dumb decision" conclusion as usual. Sellers of bottled water wanted to use that phrase as a selling point for bottled water. The EU decided that you could get the same from other sources of fluids. It may surprise some US people, but in a lot of areas you can actually drink tap water here...

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    1. Re:Let's be accurate here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who cares? Prejudice against bottled-water distributors is not a valid reason to make ludicrous bureaucratic decisions.

    2. Re:Let's be accurate here by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 5, Funny

      The times I have been in Europe drinking tap water led to dehydration.

    3. Re:Let's be accurate here by AuMatar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      They didn't. They said that bottled water makers can't use that to advertise their products. Since a label like that is likely to make less intelligent people think that it has an additive making it more effective than other sources, not allowing them to do so makes a lot of sense to me. They did the right thing.

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    4. Re:Let's be accurate here by Derekloffin · · Score: 1

      Then the decision should have been not that they couldn't say it, but that they couldn't imply it is the only way. Instead they made the stupid chose. Oh well, that's government for you.

    5. Re:Let's be accurate here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      ...before we jump to the "EU makes dumb decision" conclusion as usual. Sellers of bottled water wanted to use that phrase as a selling point for bottled water. The EU decided that you could get the same from other sources of fluids. It may surprise some US people, but in a lot of areas you can actually drink tap water here...

      So fucking what? Is the claim true or not? Can bottled water help prevent dehydration or not?

      You're actually defending a law that says water can't help prevent dehydration.

      ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SAY THAT THIS ISN'T A DUMB DECISION OF EPIC MAGNITUDE?

    6. Re:Let's be accurate here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Water doesn't come from a keg.

    7. Re:Let's be accurate here by fatboy · · Score: 0

      You can't fix stupid. Why are they attempting to do so?

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    8. Re:Let's be accurate here by Compaqt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      >The EU decided that you could get the same from other sources of fluids.

      France was behind this.
      En France, we drink wine in place of water.

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    9. Re:Let's be accurate here by Lehk228 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      no, just not allowing capitalists to take even more advantage of stupid people

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    10. Re:Let's be accurate here by shentino · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "your competition can do it just as well as you can" is a bullshit reason to deny a claim.

    11. Re:Let's be accurate here by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      I live in the US, and I've never lived anywhere you couldn't drink tap water. In fact, I always have; I very rarely buy bottled water, because it's such a scam.

    12. Re:Let's be accurate here by CmdrPony · · Score: 3, Informative

      There are lots of other laws and regulations making sure people aren't taken advantage of. Hell, that's the basis for all laws.

    13. Re:Let's be accurate here by Vinegar+Joe · · Score: 5, Funny

      France was behind this.
      En France, we drink wine in place of water.

      Well.....that certainly explains the past 230 years of French history.

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    14. Re:Let's be accurate here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems to me they decided exactly that.
      They can reword whatever they want to say and re-apply.

    15. Re:Let's be accurate here by msauve · · Score: 5, Funny

      That stuff on tap in Germany isn't water.

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    16. Re:Let's be accurate here by CmdrPony · · Score: 2, Informative
      You mad bro?

      Prof Brian Ratcliffe, spokesman for the Nutrition Society, said dehydration was usually caused by a clinical condition and that one could remain adequately hydrated without drinking water. He said: âoeThe EU is saying that this does not reduce the risk of dehydration and that is correct. âoeThis claim is trying to imply that there is something special about bottled water which is not a reasonable claim.â

    17. Re:Let's be accurate here by TreeInMyCube · · Score: 3, Informative

      But ... but ... look in the dictionary. Dehydration is *defined* as a lack of water. Not a lack of carbonated beverage, not a lack of sports drinks, not a lack of beer, but a lack of water. The notion that drinking water cures hydration is correct by definition, regardless of the source of the water. For the EU panel to deny this violates linguistics, not physics or chemistry.

    18. Re:Let's be accurate here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Just FYI -- Tijuana is not part Europe.

    19. Re:Let's be accurate here by muon-catalyzed · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Bottled water is unregulated by the authorities in most EU states (subject only to irregular inspections), while tap water is monitored on day to day basis. The problem is that the bottled-water companies trying to render tap water inferior while tests show their overpriced bottled-water is often of worse quality then the tap water.

    20. Re:Let's be accurate here by CmdrPony · · Score: 3, Informative

      I live much of my time in Asia and tap water isn't drinkable there. However, bottled water is ridiculously cheap too. It's just a scam in western countries.

    21. Re:Let's be accurate here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A lot of the bottled water here IS tap water. In some cases it is tap water that's been sitting in a bottle in the sun for weeks. A bit off topic, sorry.

    22. Re:Let's be accurate here by couchslug · · Score: 1

      You can drink it in the US, but consumers have been groomed to buy water.

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    23. Re:Let's be accurate here by canajin56 · · Score: 1

      So you're saying that drinking carbonated beverages and sports drinks cannot prevent dehydration?

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    24. Re:Let's be accurate here by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      That's probably true in many places, but it's not universally true and certainly not in major cities. I drank tap water in Singapore, Kuala Lumpur, and Bangkok and never had any problems.

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    25. Re:Let's be accurate here by dissy · · Score: 1

      Sellers of bottled water wanted to use that phrase as a selling point for bottled water. The EU decided that you could get the same from other sources of fluids. It may surprise some US people, but in a lot of areas you can actually drink tap water here...

      "that phrase" being

      'regular consumption of significant amounts of water can reduce the risk of development of dehydration'

      So the fact that tap water also prevents that risk, means bottled water now prevents it less so?

      I don't see any mention of "only" in their statement, so other sources existing shouldn't matter.

      I'm also confused about the logic of thinking "tap water" along with "bottled water" is not a subset of "water" which is used in the claim.

      If your statement is accurate, you are not exactly helping their case ;}

    26. Re:Let's be accurate here by Targon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There is a huge difference between saying that something is the only way to prevent dehydration and saying that something will prevent dehydration. It is not a case of the bottled water companies saying that drinking other things will not prevent dehydration.

      The EU should have granted the "request", but at the same time made it clear that other drinks can also use a similar label to claim they can prevent dehydration.

    27. Re:Let's be accurate here by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Nobody asked about your political prejudices. Does bottled water prevent dehydration, or doesn't it?

    28. Re:Let's be accurate here by stoneform · · Score: 1

      you guys are reading into it too much. it's water, thats bottled. you drink it, and you get less dehydrated. do you really need approval to say that? how about we not overlook common sense on this one?

    29. Re:Let's be accurate here by CmdrPony · · Score: 0

      The phrase they used implied that there is something special about bottled water. There isn't. They are free to apply for better worded phrase.

    30. Re:Let's be accurate here by canajin56 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But it does make it a bullshit medical claim. Unlike the USA which allows anything short of absolute lies on it's packaging. "Carbohydrates may help prevent starvation. CocaCola is an excellent source of carbohydrates". Sorry, but if there's nothing special about the product in that regard, it's misleading. If the intent was not to mislead, then they don't have a reason to put it there at all.

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    31. Re:Let's be accurate here by formfeed · · Score: 3, Funny

      If the EU wants to prevent this type of misleading advertisement, my regulation-loving communist heart is all with them

      Otherwise you soon have bottled water with a sticker "Can prevent deadly dehydration!", corn syrup saying "Fat free", and on the lard package:"naturally low in carbohydrates!"
      -And who would want to live in a country like that ?!

      (That was a rhetorical question - If you're an American, you can put your hand down again.)

    32. Re:Let's be accurate here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      But it is certainly capable of preventing dehydration.

      The obvious intended message of the "health benefits" of bottled water is that the manufacturer wants the naive buyer to think that expensive bottled water is better at preventing dehydration than free stuff. This is totally bogus, and the real reason why they were banned from making the claim.

      (Remember that a significant proportion of the population is scientifically ignorant, and needs to be protected from manufacturers and marketeers who are prepared to exploit their ignorance by selling them worthless stuff at inflated prices,)

    33. Re:Let's be accurate here by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 1, Insightful

      No, the phrase they used implied no such thing. That is something that some people here are making up, for reasons that remain obscure.

    34. Re:Let's be accurate here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's because there are three types of dehydration. Water doesn't always help prevent, or cure, dehydration. There are laws in the EU, and in Canada and the US, against making health claims on product labels. It's to protect the consumer from taking something that won't help with something they should ask their doctor, or seek emergency medical attention, for.

      I, for one, support this decision.

    35. Re:Let's be accurate here by znerk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They didn't. They said that bottled water makers can't use that to advertise their products. Since a label like that is likely to make less intelligent people think that it has an additive making it more effective than other sources, not allowing them to do so makes a lot of sense to me. They did the right thing.

      If they're that unintelligent, then they deserve to have an increased attrition rate. I vote we take the warning labels off of everything that wouldn't require a college education to understand is harmful in some fashion, and let it work itself out on its own.

      However, the first thing we should do is lock the 21 scientists in a room - just them, and a single hammer. We'll check it in a year to see what happened - Admittedly, that's only a third of the time it took them to decide that water isn't wet, but I figure that's long enough.

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    36. Re:Let's be accurate here by zippthorne · · Score: 2

      Unfortunately, many municipalities have caught on to the scam, and recognizing that people are no longer drinking tap water, or are filtering it themselves, and are becoming lax in their quality standards.

      Not so much in terms of safety, as far as I know, but in the last five years or so, I've yet to visit a municipality where the taste hasn't declined *significantly* since the advent of bottled water.

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    37. Re:Let's be accurate here by joocemann · · Score: 1

      U know its the change in microbial flora in the area, and immune response. I can bet tthey get it from coming to even the cleanest us city water, because our bugs (and their antigens) haven't been intrduced to the european dudes' gut yet.

      Its more likely the change, not the quality. People survive we'll..

    38. Re:Let's be accurate here by QuasiSteve · · Score: 3, Informative

      I live in the US, and I've never lived anywhere you couldn't drink tap water

      I've been all over the U.S. (well, almost all) and while you can drink the tap water pretty much anywhere, I wouldn't say it's necessarily refreshing.

      Keep in mind that in most homes 'tap water' really means water that's already gone through Brita or other filters in the first place.
      Good thing, too, because without the filter the water in many states tastes very much of chlorine.

      That said, the bottled water thing is still a scam and a major factor in street / park / water streams pollution - from the production of the bottles down to the people discarding of them inappropriately. Why so many Americans put up with this is beyond me.

      I wouldn't call for a ban either, though. Having bottled water around can be a good thing (e.g. in case of emergencies or just not having any water come into the house due to burst mains pipe).. but for the average thirst quenching? ridiculous

    39. Re:Let's be accurate here by zrakoplovom · · Score: 1

      Because we all know that people in the EU, Canada, and the US are too stupid to make decisions about what they put in their bodies on their own...

    40. Re:Let's be accurate here by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      I live in Ukraine and here bottled water is labeled "Contains no GM products", seriously.

    41. Re:Let's be accurate here by icebraining · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Does bottled water prevent dehydration, or doesn't it?

      It depends.

    42. Re:Let's be accurate here by snowgirl · · Score: 4, Informative

      Carbohydrates may help prevent starvation.

      Actually, no, you cannot make that claim in the US either. It is a claim of ability to treat, cure, or prevent a disease (starvation), and only drugs that have been shown effective can advertise medical claim. Carbs are not a drug, therefore they cannot be marketed as preventing starvation. (It's a nice thought though, that the USA would allow such "deceptive" advertising.)

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    43. Re:Let's be accurate here by happyhamster · · Score: 1

      What makes you think the undrinkable tap water is not used to produce that "bottled" water, with minimal or no filtering?

      Bottled water is a scam that employs FUD to push people to shell out their money completely unnecessarily.

    44. Re:Let's be accurate here by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      I've yet to visit a municipality where the taste hasn't declined *significantly* since the advent of bottled water

      Not true. You've just gotten used to the flavor of bottled water.

      There is, in fact, very little a municipality can do about the flavor of their water. Essentially the only way to control that is by membrane filtration (reverse osmosis), which is prohibitively expensive on a large scale.

    45. Re:Let's be accurate here by Pf0tzenpfritz · · Score: 1

      There seems to be no strong statistical evidence in any European region, that bottled water might prevent dehydration.

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    46. Re:Let's be accurate here by artor3 · · Score: 2

      No, it's a great reason to deny a claim. Otherwise you get crap like this.

    47. Re:Let's be accurate here by Tastecicles · · Score: 1

      is French tap that bad??

      I have a friend who lives in Spain. He told me that when I go over there, to be prepared to drink lots of wine because to drink tap water, even after boiling, is inviting a visit to the hospital.

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    48. Re:Let's be accurate here by russotto · · Score: 1

      There is, in fact, very little a municipality can do about the flavor of their water.

      Not true; they can mess with the disinfecting chemicals. Philadelphia, for instance, adds enough chlorine that the tap water burns your throat going down. Other municipalities use chloramines rather than straight chlorine, which produces a different taste.

    49. Re:Let's be accurate here by DesScorp · · Score: 1

      ...before we jump to the "EU makes dumb decision" conclusion as usual. Sellers of bottled water wanted to use that phrase as a selling point for bottled water. The EU decided that you could get the same from other sources of fluids. It may surprise some US people, but in a lot of areas you can actually drink tap water here...

      Good Lord. So what??? It doesn't make their decision any less dumb. The statement they wanted approved... "regular consumption of significant amounts of water can reduce the risk of development of dehydration'"... doesn't even say that it has to be their water, or even bottled water. The statement was a basic, proven truth. And I keep seeing people here making arguments that basically say "Good, the EU stuck it to those evil un-green bottled water companies".

      Does regular intake of water prevent dehydration, or does it not? This was very much a simple, common sense thing to rule on, and the EU commission screwed up. For what purpose, I don't know, but what they did was still stupid, and the defense of what they did here is ridiculous.

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    50. Re:Let's be accurate here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HFCS is technically corn sugar too, but only corporate cocksuckers let them use that term to mislead people.

    51. Re:Let's be accurate here by OneAhead · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Not necessarily. Bottled water in moderate quantities, yes (but that goes for other drinks such as fruit juices as well). In very high quantities (or when sweating a lot, eg. during heavy exercise), it will lower the body's sodium concentration, which will result in a dangerous condition that is sometimes considered a form of dehydration. It is much more difficult to trigger this condition with fruit juices because they contain proper amount of electrolytes to replenish what is lost.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_intoxication
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyponatremia
      http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2535080&cid=38113408

      Also I don't understand how people in some countries are so obsessed by dehydration. Maybe because of the silly statements on the water bottles? Anyway, feeling thirsty is not a sign that you're dehydrated already, it is merely a warning sign that you should drink in order not to get dehydrated. Also, a conscious physically and mentally healthy person with access to appropriate re-hydrating drinks will never get dehydrated, because... wait for it... they will feel thirsty and drink!

      In short, while the claim on the bottled water is not necessarily always false, it is somewhat misleading, and I applaud the EU for not allowing vendors to put that kind of bullshit on their products. I personally prefer to live in a pragmatic no-nonsense democracy than in one that follows its lofty principles so dogmatically that common sense goes out of the window.

    52. Re:Let's be accurate here by Jiro · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It is literally true that water prevents dehydration, but the implication of the statement is that given a person with a normal diet, adding water to the diet reduces the risk of dehydration. Which is false because a normal diet is already enough to prevent dehydration and adding a bottle of water brings no extra benefit.

    53. Re:Let's be accurate here by pla · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but if there's nothing special about the product in that regard, it's misleading. If the intent was not to mislead, then they don't have a reason to put it there at all.

      Sorry, but no. I grudgingly accept government's role to protect the masses, but at some point, you need to step out of the way and let the stupid punish themselves.

      Anyone that seriously believes that only Aquafina can keep them from drying up and blowing away like a dead leaf, deserves the resultant stupid-tax that results.

    54. Re:Let's be accurate here by _0xd0ad · · Score: 3, Informative

      Not true; they can mess with the disinfecting chemicals.

      Most of the disinfection chemicals do exactly that: disinfect. They have very little effect on taste or odor problems. Chemicals such as powdered activated carbon or potassium permanganate can be added to try to combat undesirable tastes, odors, and colors in the water, but they're costly and not terribly effective. Since controlling taste, odor, and color are all secondary standards according to the EPA, water treatment processes don't typically spend too much money trying to perfect the taste of their water. As I said, this isn't new; GGP is just used to the flavor of bottled water now.

      Philadelphia, for instance, adds enough chlorine that the tap water burns your throat going down.

      I very much doubt it. The EPA regulates chlorine residuals in drinking water. Adding too much chlorine would be expensive and serve little useful purpose in addition to making the water unpalatable; additionally, if free chlorine is used, it can create harmful disinfection by-products. 2-4 PPM chlorine is typical for a disinfection residual. A quick internet search didn't provide any information about high levels of chlorine in Philadelphia's drinking water.

      Other municipalities use chloramines rather than straight chlorine, which produces a different taste.

      Free chlorine tastes like chlorine; water treated with chloramines doesn't taste like chlorine. I am well familiar with this fact. However, the quality of water produced by one municipality wouldn't vary based on chlorination/chloramination unless it switched from one to the other, and municipalities don't change their treatment process that often. The taste of water between different municipalities will vary, but that's to be expected.

    55. Re:Let's be accurate here by aintnostranger · · Score: 0

      means to an end huh? So, we don't let manufacturers state the truth because consumers "can't handle the truth" ?? Thinking like that is how you get into a nanny/police state. If consumers fail at basic logic, the state has to invest in education, not into restricting speech.

    56. Re:Let's be accurate here by aintnostranger · · Score: 1

      Failure to read/parse english text.

    57. Re:Let's be accurate here by CmdrPony · · Score: 1

      The fact that if you drink that tap water, you will get seriously ill? Sure, Europe and US have clean and drinkable tap water. But there are many parts of the world that doesn't.

      The problem isn't even the water quality when it leaves the plant, but the pipes where it passes to you. Your house needs an in-house water purification facility if you want to drink it safely. Many houses don't, so people buy the bottled water (which again, is really cheap.. it's more of the fact that you need to carry it home, as I'm lazy :)

    58. Re:Let's be accurate here by Burning1 · · Score: 1

      I was in Switzerland a little while ago, and thirsty. My girlfriend walks up to what looks like a decorative public water fountain and fills up a bottle of water from what's coming out of the tap and drinks it. I look at her like she's crazy and ask a bunch of times to make sure that what we were having was safe to drink. Blown away that good drinking water would be used that way, and really impressed. I come from northern CA where, while we do have a good supply of water, the supply is limited and we do have to conserve.

      Here's an example of the kind of fountain I'm talking about:

      http://www.where2nowmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Swtzrld-Fountain-and-Flowers.png

    59. Re:Let's be accurate here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...before we jump to the "EU makes dumb decision" conclusion as usual. Sellers of bottled water wanted to use that phrase as a selling point for bottled water. The EU decided that you could get the same from other sources of fluids. It may surprise some US people, but in a lot of areas you can actually drink tap water here...

       
      Hmm, I couldn't decide if you were an ignorant assclown, or just trolling. The US has some of the best tap water in the world (and yes, I have traveled widely enough to know). My favorites on the east coast, in ascending order of taste and purity; Boston, New York, Philadelphia.

    60. Re:Let's be accurate here by afxgrin · · Score: 1

      It's not a dumb decision, it's a dumb marketing ploy. It won't prevent you from getting dehydrated in the desert if you don't have it with you.

    61. Re:Let's be accurate here by arth1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, the phrase they used implied no such thing. That is something that some people here are making up, for reasons that remain obscure.

      To get three statements in two short sentences wrong seems to be a new record. You even know that the reasons aren't obscure, so that one is a bold lie.

      The phrase is "bottled water", and "bottled" is a qualifier. Bottled water != water, it's a specific subset.
      That makes it misleading, because it is not bottled water that can prevent dehydration, but water. It's misleading in the same way as if you said that men who drink bottled water have a higher risk of heart attack than the human average. It's technically true, but the key word is men and the qualifier is a red herring.

      Note that even in the US, the FDA may strike down on deliberately misleading marketing. Which is why you may read that eating five fruits a day is recommended, but won't read that eating five Del Monte bananas a day is recommended.

    62. Re:Let's be accurate here by arth1 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The mind boggled when I moved to the US and saw that Coca-Cola cans were prominently labeled "low sodium", and Kellog's Corn Flakes are marked as "*FAT FREE*" (yes, including asterisks).
      What's next? Low radioactivity Hershey bars and sugar free eggs?

    63. Re:Let's be accurate here by camperdave · · Score: 2

      Ah yes! Montezuma's revenge. The traveller's two step. I've been in situations where I didn't know which end of my digestive tract needed to be pointed at the toilet bowl. Not pleasant times.

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    64. Re:Let's be accurate here by flimflammer · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. Here's the quote in question: “Regular consumption of significant amounts of water can reduce the risk of development of dehydration”

      Where does it imply that? The statement was as generic and broad as they come. It didn't specify the source of water at all. In fact, the phrase is so brain dead obvious that they it seems like a dumb marketing line in the first place. The fact that the request was rejected is mind boggling.

    65. Re:Let's be accurate here by ceoyoyo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sorry, dehydration, as applies to your body, requires that water go to the right places and stay there. JUST drinking water will not necessarily do that. You need other electrolytes, primarily salt, as well.

      The EU was right. Keep medical claims off products that are not specifically intended for treatment.

    66. Re:Let's be accurate here by Zeroedout · · Score: 2

      We don't let them deceive and exploit the dumb with broad claims that could be interpreted falsely. Investing in education is good for the future; but we still need to deal with the real world now where masses of people, both rich and poor, could be exploited by marketing. I am all for not allowing people to be taken advantage of in this manner.

    67. Re:Let's be accurate here by arth1 · · Score: 1

      If consumers fail at basic logic, the state has to invest in education, not into restricting speech.

      Enlightened countries have a divide between "speech" and "marketing". The latter has to be in good faith, much like statements you make in court.

      What's wrong here in the US is that we give companies the rights of humans, including "free speech". No, it's not. It's marketing.

      As for education, I don't think you can teach everyone healthy skepticism and a logical thinking. At least not here in the US, because that would mean exposing religion as bullshit. Be a good citizen and drink the Kool-Aid, whether it's served by the Coca-Cola Company or Jesus Jones.

    68. Re:Let's be accurate here by ToasterMonkey · · Score: 1

      So fucking what? Is the claim true or not? Can bottled water help prevent dehydration or not?

      You're actually defending a law that says water can't help prevent dehydration.

      ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SAY THAT THIS ISN'T A DUMB DECISION OF EPIC MAGNITUDE?

      Where do you draw the line? Coka Cola can help prevent dehydration too depending on how you look at it. At least it will put fluid into your body while lowering the overall amount of fluid it will retain. Sort of depends on how much fluid you'll need over what period of time. A lot of people don't understand dehydration, and a lot of people who think they do really don't.

      You think it's so obvious, then why does it need to be said at all? It's not right to mislead people into thinking bottled water is more beneficial than tap water.

    69. Re:Let's be accurate here by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. Here's the quote in question: âoeRegular consumption of significant amounts of water can reduce the risk of development of dehydrationâ

      The actual quote is:
      "RegelmÃÃYiger Verzehr signifikanter Mengen von Wasser kann das Risiko für die Entwicklung von Dehydratation und damit einhergehendem Leistungsabfall deutlich senken."

      That's a medical claim that was not acceptable by the European Food Safety Authority, for several good reasons, among them that significant amounts of water reduces the risk because after consuming significant enough amounts of water, you're dead.

      But the bigger point is that this was meant to fail to to preempt makers of bottled water from making misleading claims.

    70. Re:Let's be accurate here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Okay then: explain Coors.

    71. Re:Let's be accurate here by Nursie · · Score: 1

      Chlorine doesn't need to be filtered out, and will leave the water anyway. You can skip the Brita and just leave the water in a jug for a while.

    72. Re:Let's be accurate here by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 1

      Sigh. Like arguing with Creationists.

    73. Re:Let's be accurate here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "your competition can do it just as well as you can" is a bullshit reason to deny a claim.

      True. But "your competition [e.g. isotonic drinks] does it better than you can" is a very good reason.

    74. Re:Let's be accurate here by ildon · · Score: 1

      How the fuck is starvation a disease?

    75. Re:Let's be accurate here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Complain that consumers failing "basic logic" is the problem, yet deriding the EU for not letting bottled water manufacturers put the "common sense" on their bottles? To what end would one put something "everyone knows" on? If they can't figure out that bottled water is such a wonderful method of hydration, then they don't deserve it, now do they?

    76. Re:Let's be accurate here by arose · · Score: 1

      Anyone that seriously believes [pyramid schemes, 419 scams, etc.], deserves the resultant stupid-tax that results?

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    77. Re:Let's be accurate here by Hentes · · Score: 1

      Most bottled waters are mineral, so they have enough electrolytes.

    78. Re:Let's be accurate here by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      We're just copying the US justice system, don't blame us for learning from the best.

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    79. Re:Let's be accurate here by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Really? Odd, lately laws seem to do the opposite.

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    80. Re:Let's be accurate here by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Relax. The one in my country has the catch phrase "zero calories".

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    81. Re:Let's be accurate here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Starvation isn't a disease, it's a lifestyle choice.

    82. Re:Let's be accurate here by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      You haven't read your Pol Pot. Dumb people are easier to rule. And in a democracy, you need as many of them as you could possibly get because of majority issues.

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    83. Re:Let's be accurate here by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      In a prefect world, yes.

      But, be honest, does this look perfect to you?

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    84. Re:Let's be accurate here by cowboy76Spain · · Score: 2

      Nonsense. Tap water is (like in every european country) controlled and potabilized. We drink it regularly, and there are no news about intoxications (either from nationals or foreigners).

      The only thing to note is that in certains regions that are more sunny (== less rain), it can be harder(more dissolved salts) than the water english or swedes are used to (we even note differences while moving through the country) and it has a different aftertaste. Nothing to be worried about, thought.

      I bet your friend was just making up an excuse for drinking so much wine...

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    85. Re:Let's be accurate here by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      You don't watch a lot of daytime TV, I get it? :)

      I didn't believe it either, but there are people who are just so unbelievably stupid.

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    86. Re:Let's be accurate here by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      The places I went to, you either got warned outright or by the healthy scent of chlorine that fills your bathroom when you turn on the faucet that you should probably not even use it to rinse your mouth after brushing your teeth...

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    87. Re:Let's be accurate here by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      230 years? Jesus started the trend.

    88. Re:Let's be accurate here by jpapon · · Score: 1
      I lived in France for several years, and drank the tap water every day. I never got sick from it...

      Many people in France do drink bottled water exclusively, but if you ask for a "carafe d'eau" at a restaurant, they'll certainly give it to you, and it won't make you sick.

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    89. Re:Let's be accurate here by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      You've just gotten used to the flavor of bottled water

      That would be difficult, as I don't drink much bottled water. I mostly drink filtered tap water at home and at work, and unfiltered tap water everywhere else. The filtering step didn't used to be necessary in most of the towns around me.

      I suspect that with filters and bottles, the water companies aren't getting complaints about taste, so they're not doing anything about it.

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    90. Re:Let's be accurate here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      agreed, much like the vegetable oils that claim they don't contain any animal fats (ok, they use a fancy word, obviously, but I cannot remember) ... duh, wouldn't have guessed that, but many people are too stupid to get it and fall for it ... so this is a simple act of consumer protection, same as many other EU laws that ppl don't get (best example: radius of a cucumber - because you can fill a glass with less curved cucumbers than with straight one -> the rule prevents ripping off people)

    91. Re:Let's be accurate here by Tastecicles · · Score: 1

      can't fault him. :)

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    92. Re:Let's be accurate here by pla · · Score: 0

      Anyone that seriously believes [pyramid schemes, 419 scams, etc.], deserves the resultant stupid-tax that results?

      Personally, I would say "yes", but let's pretend I agree with your examples of obvious scams, for the sake of argument.

      Aquafina WILL keep you hydrated (and if you want to go the BS electrolytes route, sub in "Gatorade" for "Aqufina"), thus the entire reason we have this silly of a discussion occurring on Slashdot. Simple as that. You don't, however, have a Nigerian prince asking you to help him smuggle 20 billion dollars out of the country. Uncle Bernie cannot really make you a fixed 20% return year over year over year.

      See the difference between these "scams"? The dehydration claim holds true. Ponzis and 419s do not.

    93. Re:Let's be accurate here by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      You've probably gotten used to the flavor of filtered water, then.

    94. Re:Let's be accurate here by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      FWIW, that works for water disinfected with free chlorine (the kind you can taste, which GP complained about). It doesn't work for chloramines.

    95. Re:Let's be accurate here by kiwix · · Score: 1

      Dehydration is *defined* as a lack of water.

      Poverty is defined as a lack of money. Can I claim that money solves poverty?

    96. Re:Let's be accurate here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://theonlinesociety.com/2011/11/right-wing-papers-in-distortion-of-eu-regulation-shocker/

    97. Re:Let's be accurate here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, you really can. Hence the 'may help prevent' bit. This is usually followed by a declaration in tiny print that these claims have not been approved by the FDA and the blatant "this may help with your terrible cancer" statement is not meant to represent any cure, prevention, etc.

      The reality is that the FDA has very little money to prosecute these things, and so all sorts of tremendously untrue statements get through in the US.

    98. Re:Let's be accurate here by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      It may surprise some US people, but in a lot of areas you can actually drink tap water here...

      Don't feel too bad. It's been shown that the majority of the US's tap water is actually cleaner than the bottle water that they purchase at their local large discount supermarket chain. Yet marketing has scared them in to paying money per serving of water instead of taking advantage of the water being piped into their homes in bulk.

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    99. Re:Let's be accurate here by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Not even close. Not for rehydration. And distilled water, with no minerals, is quite sufficient for maintenance of hydration when you're getting your electrolytes from food. The minerals in "mineral water" are basically pointless.

    100. Re:Let's be accurate here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you use a dictionary for all your medical queries?

    101. Re:Let's be accurate here by Grygus · · Score: 1

      I wonder whether that's a logical argument. If the claim really is basic logic that's widely known, then why would it be used as a selling point at all? No bottled water company uses "it's wet!" as a selling point, and if they did it wouldn't sway consumers because it doesn't differentiate the product. Therefore, doesn't it follow that they must be trying to do something that's not quite so obvious?

    102. Re:Let's be accurate here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least in the US, a lot of the tap water tastes horrible. You can get the same taste improvement by using an activated carbon or RO filter as by buying bottled water, but bottled water is generally more convenient (at least, for people who don't want to install an under-sink filter).

      I've never understood the trend among some to casually dismiss the consumer demand for bottled water on the basis that tap water is of "higher quality". It's not just marketing. Water quality, in most people's minds, means taste and convenience.

    103. Re:Let's be accurate here by Kohath · · Score: 1

      Creationists don't generally want you thrown in jail for disagreeing with them.

    104. Re:Let's be accurate here by Kohath · · Score: 1

      The government says that sodium and fat are bad. If the government and their scientists and experts would just fuck off and let us live our lives, you wouldn't see this nonsense on food packages.

      (Realistically, you'd probably see other nonsense though.)

    105. Re:Let's be accurate here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the claim was that water prevents dehydration, not treat it.

    106. Re:Let's be accurate here by arose · · Score: 1

      I don't think I can seriously discus anything in regards to hydration with someone who calls electrolytes bullshit.

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    107. Re:Let's be accurate here by arose · · Score: 1

      No, in a perfect world having the statement on water bottles would be a waste of money too.

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    108. Re:Let's be accurate here by Insightfill · · Score: 1

      Carbs are not a drug, therefore they cannot be marketed as preventing starvation.

      "Milk contains calcium, which builds strong bones and teeth."

      However, there's never been a study that shows MILK builds strong bones and teeth, and so they come THAT CLOSE to lying. The Milk Board lobbyists are pretty well-funded.

      Oddly, osteoporosis levels by country are inversely related to milk consumption. More milk = weaker bones.

    109. Re:Let's be accurate here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Starvation is not a disease.

    110. Re:Let's be accurate here by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Filtering doesn't change the flavor. It removes the flavor. There isn't supposed to be a flavor to remove....

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    111. Re:Let's be accurate here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aha, you look at starvation as a disease; that explains a lot, thank you.

    112. Re:Let's be accurate here by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      Water most definitely has a flavor. Filtering removes the other flavors.

    113. Re:Let's be accurate here by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      You're seriously using an XKCD webcomic as the reasoning to support your argument? Wow...

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    114. Re:Let's be accurate here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nobody asked you to wave around your autism but here you are....

    115. Re:Let's be accurate here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, tap water is quite drinkable across most of the US--but people have been trained not to even try the local water.

      In our college town (where the tap water is quite food,) every Fall hordes of students descend upon town, their first move being to purchase drinking water--they will never try the local water, but they will drink all sorts of things made with it (soda pop, tea, coffee,,,)

      They only overpay for their water by a few hundred dollars a year...and these are supposed to be the smart ones.

      Bottled water is an unknown product--I've seen bottles labeled "Kansas City Municipal Water" (e.g. Missouri River,)

      If one is worried about plastisizers, the first thing you should do with a purchased bottle of water is dump it out...you have no idea how long or under what conditions it's been store--outside in 120F temperatures isn't unlikely...perfect conditions to extract anything soluble from the plastic.

      Tap water is usually free in rentals here, and if you have to buy it from the city it costs a bit over 1 cent per gallon...a good purchase price in 5 gallon jugs is around 100 times that..and if you're worried about tap water, you shouldn't be using it for cooking or washing yourself, since you will take in nearly as much that way as by drinking it. If you drink the recommended 1/2 gallon per day, you overspend by over $130 each year. Of course, the water used in beer & soft drinks in bottles is pretty much made by recipe (beer brewers have recipes for all sorts of different regional waters--some call for some pretty nasty chemicals to get their 'authentic' taste.

      Soft drinks made locsally are usually made using local tap water--which may be filtered, may not be filtered, may say it's filtered but not be filtered or even contaminated by the hoses & connections. In any case, they cost far more than the water and are not anywhere near as healthy to drink.

      Even in places like the Dakotas (where the water is high in iron) or Arizona (where it is often alkaline) the city tap water is usually not a health threat--though it may not be particularly great tasting (or even awful.)

      Thirty years ago Perrier started selling their bottled water in the US and most people thought that they and their customers were a 'bit off' if not genuinely crazy.

      The only places you found bottle water otherwise were in cities where the water was off-flavor.

      Now it's everywhere, hundreds of feet of shelf display space are devoted to the stuff...much of which is coming from a bottling polant that may (as one of Nestle's plants in Florida does,) pay as little as $400 per year to pull a couple million gallons of local city water or well water into their bottling plant where they stick it in plastic bottles and ship it off to be sold for 5 cents an ounce...one heck of a mark-up!.

      Over 80% of the cost of soft drinks and beer is in marketing and packaging...both products are only slightly more expensive to make than the water content.

      Of the two, beer is probably better for you than soda pop, but straight water is better for you and cheaper than either.

      But people don't make decisions on the basis of logic very often, & they'd rather pay $8/gallon for 20oz bottles of water than to drink tap water for free.because the water sellers spend hundreds of millions of dollars each year telling them it's the thing to do. Idiots are everywhere.

      The penalty for stupidity is death, but we've managed to commute that sentence for so many people that stupidity is seldom fatal anymore unless you do something truly deadly.

      'Organic' and 'natural' are now nearly meaningless when used by major corporations--and in neither case does it mean that the stuff is better for you--our deadliest poisons are all organic, and ALL of our known poisons are 'natural.' An unbalanced diet is always bad for you, no matter how organic or natural it's contents.

      Our society is quite ill, and it doesn't seem to be getting much better. Our governments and industrial leaders lie and steal from us so that the individuals running them can own more 'stuff.' At the cost of lives. And the people dying often fight to keep their right to be idiots and die.

    116. Re:Let's be accurate here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same is true in the USA.

    117. Re:Let's be accurate here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can (and they do) make any claim you want on the packaging in the US--only when someone complains do those laws get enforced..and not even all the time then.

      Note that the FDA defines 'fresh' turkey as "turkey which has not been frozen below 0F," I challenge any consumer to be able to tell if a rock hard turkey was frozen only to 0F or to -50F.

      You may have noted that we have FDA regulations on the quantities of things like rodent hairs & scat (sh*t), insect parts and insect pieces.

      None of these rules are health rules, they are purely aesthetic. There isn't even a definition for 'insect pieces'--it's left up to the inspector. There is no real limit to how many ground insects you can put in food in the US.

      Consumer protection in the US is handled reactively--not proactively. There are no inspectors out there looking for false claims, they only investigate accusations of false claims made by the public. And as you see above, the laws are usually written by the industry.

      America has the best government industry can buy. At the lowest cost possible, all paid for by the suckers...er...consumers.

    118. Re:Let's be accurate here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So common sense is now referred to as "autism." Hmm. That explains a lot, come to think of it.

    119. Re:Let's be accurate here by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      Most western people have way to much salt in them already. You don't need salt as much as you think, the problem is more that you can't vary the sodium concentration to fast because the body can't adapt that fast. If you are dehydrated because of sporting the salt you sweated out needs to be replenished along with the water. Sports drinks are made for that. If you are dehydrated because you ate to much without drinking, simply haven't drank enough water in the first place, drank to much alcohol the previous night or messed around with amphetamines you need the water. Definately not the salt because in that case it will dehydrate you even more.

      There are different kinds of dehydration and they require radically different treatments and preventative measures.
      Reverting back to the article: drinking (bottled or tap) water can prevent and even cure mild forms of one kind of dehydration (the most common form: shortage of water), but can increase another kind (the least common form: shortage of electrolytes).

      Lower salt seems to be better for lower blood pressure. (note the "seems": I have not seen any succesfull studies of this, only reasons why it's impractical to test it and stories that it is most probably so.)

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    120. Re:Let's be accurate here by marqs · · Score: 1

      I find this fascinating, here in Sweden the tap water is by all standards excellent and inexpensive. I can get 1m^3 water for around $1,5 from the tap or buy 0,5l of bottled water for roughly the same price.
      People doesn't seam to mind thou, and gladly pay for inferior water, that is more expensive than the gas they put in their cars...

    121. Re:Let's be accurate here by znerk · · Score: 1

      Dumbing down the populace is a stupid move, because a smarter populace means smarter professionals - whether they be politicians and lawyers, or doctors and IT workers.

      Maybe the labor force should be unintelligent... but with the amount of automation available in these modern times, the actual amount of manual labor required by society should be extremely small. Please note the use of the word "should" in the previous sentence.

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    122. Re:Let's be accurate here by ikkonoishi · · Score: 1

      Instead they do stuff like advertise things like Licorice as "Low in fat". Considering it is made almost entirely out of sugar that is technically accurate.

    123. Re:Let's be accurate here by MrAngryForNoReason · · Score: 1

      to drink tap water, even after boiling, is inviting a visit to the hospital.

      As has been said elsewhere drinking water across Europe (and most other holiday destinations) is perfectly safe to drink. That said because the amount and type of dissolved minerals may be different from those at home it is sometimes wise to drink bottled water as the minerals can cause mild stomach upset. This doesn't mean there is anything wrong with the water it is just a case of becoming acclimatized.

      It is a similar situation to people complaining that they got "food poisoning" on holiday, or after eating in a particular restaurant. People eat very differently on holiday, normally eating out more which means richer food and trying new things. The same is true when someone goes to an Indian / Thai / Mexican restaurant and eats hot curry, chilli etc. What is usually the case is that they ate food that they don't usually eat and their stomach wasn't used to it which gives them a mild case of sickness / diarrhoea.

      Obviously this is very different from actual food poisoning where you can expect to be severely ill and completely debilitated for several days.

    124. Re:Let's be accurate here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, dehydration, as applies to your body, requires that water go to the right places and stay there. JUST drinking water will not necessarily do that. You need other electrolytes, primarily salt, as well.

      The EU was right. Keep medical claims off products that are not specifically intended for treatment.

      So motor oil can't claim that it can reduce engine wear and maintain performance because other things are required or have some influence upon engine wear? Oil filter replacement may be required as well but this does not negate the claim. Other things than bottled water may help prevent dehydration but this does not negate the claim. Other things such as salt may be required as well but this does not negate the claim. Some brain addled scenario where one drinks water on New Year's and evaluates whether this reduces the risk of dehydration in the summer does not negate the claim either. I believe that the bone to be picked is about where medical claims and simple personal health maintenance statements collide. I don't look to a bottle of water or bag of cheetos for medical information. If that must be the standard then those packages should also be informative of bad effects such as the horror of plasticizers or whatever the heck is in cheetos.

    125. Re:Let's be accurate here by shentino · · Score: 1

      By your logic then we can't claim lemons cure scurvy either.

      It's common knowledge that the "disease" of scurvy is a vitamin C deficiency, and yet someone selling citrus fruits as a cure would be committing a federal offense.

      Note that I didn't say lemons won't cure scurvy. I only said you weren't allowed to make such a claim in the US.

    126. Re:Let's be accurate here by tibit · · Score: 1

      It's an effect, not a cause. You can get dehydrated while drinking enough water! I think you should look in a medical encyclopedia next time.

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    127. Re:Let's be accurate here by tibit · · Score: 1

      Heck, in Switzerland I would occasionally drink from streams that were above the pastures. Best water taste ever, as far as I'm concerned.

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    128. Re:Let's be accurate here by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

      Hobo sperm free Twinkies.

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    129. Re:Let's be accurate here by treeves · · Score: 1

      For those who can't read German, let me add that "bottled" does not occur in the German sentence. It mentions "water", as GP said. Specifically, copious amounts of water.

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    130. Re:Let's be accurate here by aintnostranger · · Score: 1

      If the claim really is basic logic that's widely known, then why would it be used as a selling point at all?

      do you want to forbid basic explanations on product packages then because of those explanations being "basic logic"? Even if the bottled companies water intent is malicious (I wouldn't have much trouble believing that), that doesn't mean it's ok to forbid a correct statement. Malicious intent is something that has to be proved.

    131. Re:Let's be accurate here by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      By your logic then we can't claim lemons cure scurvy either.

      Yep. They haven't gone through all the hoops necessary to list lemons as a drug, and therefore cannot make a claims that are restricted to drugs.

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    132. Re:Let's be accurate here by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      I read and understood what you believe. So after careful consideration, I'm convinced the EU bureaucrats made an incredibly stupid decision, showing their utter lack of competence and intelligence.

    133. Re:Let's be accurate here by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      You must like the salty water that comes out of the tap in many places around the Houston area. just add meat or veggies for a salty soup

    134. Re:Let's be accurate here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or like this this.

  6. Another disappointment from the EU by PCM2 · · Score: 1

    21 boffins study water for three years and they still can't come up with any conclusions as to wetness.

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  7. But why... by kermyt · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Do water vendors feel the need to state the obvious... like water cures thirst?

    1. Re:But why... by CmdrPony · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As a stupid marketing phrase to buy bottled water instead of drinking tap water?

    2. Re:But why... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Do water vendors feel the need to state the obvious... like water cures thirst?

      Just as stupid as rules requiring nutritional labeling on bottled water (at least here in the US). I kid you not:
      Calories: 0, Fat: 0 mg, Protein: 0 mg, Carbohydrates: 0 mg, Vitamin A: 0, ... Calcium: *, ...
      (* Not a significant source of these nutrients.)

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    3. Re:But why... by snowgirl · · Score: 2

      Do water vendors feel the need to state the obvious... like water cures thirst?

      Just as stupid as rules requiring nutritional labeling on bottled water (at least here in the US). I kid you not:

      Calories: 0, Fat: 0 mg, Protein: 0 mg, Carbohydrates: 0 mg, Vitamin A: 0, ... Calcium: *, ...

      (* Not a significant source of these nutrients.)

      The requirement is that all foods and drinks have a nutrition label. Why is this hard to understand? Is water not a food or drink? Is bottled water not intended for human consumption? Oh, it is? Well then, it NEEDS A NUTRITION LABEL.

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    4. Re:But why... by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      The requirement is that all foods and drinks have a nutrition label. Why is this hard to understand? Is water not a food or drink? Is bottled water not intended for human consumption? Oh, it is? Well then, it NEEDS A NUTRITION LABEL.

      Beer must not be intended for human consumption.

    5. Re:But why... by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      The requirement is that all foods and drinks have a nutrition label. Why is this hard to understand? Is water not a food or drink? Is bottled water not intended for human consumption? Oh, it is? Well then, it NEEDS A NUTRITION LABEL.

      Beer must not be intended for human consumption.

      I believe that Beer is a drug. More accurately, ethyl alcohol is a drug. As such, beer conforms to different labeling standards. Though, if water were a drug, then they could claim that it prevents dehydration.

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    6. Re:But why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to the previous poster that is a false claim. After all other beverages cure thirst as well.

    7. Re:But why... by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      If that made any sense, caffeinated beverages would be classified as drugs too.

    8. Re:But why... by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      If that made any sense, caffeinated beverages would be classified as drugs too.

      Except caffeine is not actually classified as a drug. This is why law is so complicated, now keep up!

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    9. Re:But why... by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      I said, if it made any sense.

    10. Re:But why... by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      I said, if it made any sense.

      Oh, my bad.

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    11. Re:But why... by aliquis · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Do water vendors feel the need to state the obvious... like water cures thirst?

      Because:

      "(Plastic-)Bottled water contain trace amounts of toxic chemicals and may mess with your hormonal system" doesn't sound as good? =P ... whatever it's true.

      "Bottled water ruins the oceans"

      "Bottled water is ruining the environment"

      "Bottled water is causing global warming"

      "Bottled water is people!"

    12. Re:But why... by r55man · · Score: 2

      Here's the answer you are looking for:

      http://www.fda.gov/Food/NewsEvents/ConstituentUpdates/ucm179225.htm

      Beer is not regulated by the FDA, but rather ATF, and they do not have labeling laws.

    13. Re:But why... by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

      I've seen beers with calories,carbohydrates,protein,fat in the label fine print

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    14. Re:But why... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      The requirement is that all foods and drinks have a nutrition label. Why is this hard to understand? Is water not a food or drink? Is bottled water not intended for human consumption? Oh, it is? Well then, it NEEDS A NUTRITION LABEL.

      Oh sweet, bratty Snowgirl, why do you taunt me so?

      I actually can't tell if you're serious or confirming my implied cynicism that stupid rules created and followed completely without thought are worse than a stupid populous... Critical thinking is dead; long live critical thinking!

      To answer another post about labels on beer, there is a push to require nutritional labeling on beer, wine and spirits in the US (from an article I found dated Feb 2011) - calorie/carb counters rejoice (sigh). There is concern that those rules will place a strain on small vineyards and micro-breweries.

      Now when can we expect nutritional labels on flavored lube?

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    15. Re:But why... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      I've seen beers with calories,carbohydrates,protein,fat in the label fine print.

      It's not currently required by law and probably included for marketing purposes for those counting calories/carbs etc... There *might* be some requirement for "lite" products as, I believe, they have to demonstrate/document their reduced calories, but that's just something I think I remember reading.

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    16. Re:But why... by houghi · · Score: 1

      And it works for them. Almost everybody I speak to about bottled water gives me the Spinal Tap answer of "But it is bottled water."

      I drink water from the tab. Well unless there is a DIRECT danger in doing so. Only had to do that once. In the Dakar Airport I just did not trust the water enough and the only water available was in the toilets. That was many years ago.

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    17. Re:But why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i laughed out loud at the Bottled water is people!

    18. Re:But why... by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "Except caffeine is not actually classified as a drug"

      Bullshit. Caffeine is classified by the FDA as an analeptic drug - Cafsit is one of *MANY* regulated examples..

      Might be helpful if you actually looked up your information before spouting off.

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    19. Re:But why... by aliquis · · Score: 1

      i laughed out loud at the Bottled water is people!

      All water is
      (well, I don't know whatever you'd count "chemically" manufactured water, guess water with hydrogen and oxygen taken from space or from a meteorid before it became a meteorid or from a comet, asteroid or another planet would be valid exceptions)
      but since we are stating the obvious ...

      "Bottled water is nuclear waste!" ... created in a galaxy far far away! No not really, may have been locally fused.

    20. Re:But why... by tencatl · · Score: 1

      That's what I thought. Then I came to the US. https://www.sciencemag.org/content/334/6054/289.full

    21. Re:But why... by tencatl · · Score: 1

      At least it would be closer to the truth. Dehydratation is a condition in which simply driking water might lead to a really bad state, such as hyponatraemia.

    22. Re:But why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some bottled water is sold in Germany with a label claiming it is vegan.

    23. Re:But why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It does not. Good look at staying hydrated without also taking salts.

    24. Re:But why... by ikkonoishi · · Score: 1

      Or white granulated sugar. Serving size: 1 gram; Carbohydrates: 1 gram; Sugars: 1 gram. Ingredients: Sugar.

    25. Re:But why... by tibit · · Score: 1

      This is much needed, because there are crazies out there who sell slightly "modified" water (read: extra shit added) that does not have 0 calories, yet they still have the word Water displayed prominently on the package.

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  8. "Caveat in paragraph 19" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    “This claim is trying to imply that there is something special about bottled water which is not a reasonable claim.”

    1. Re:"Caveat in paragraph 19" by Zeroedout · · Score: 4, Informative

      Man I wish I had mod points. How do people get paid to write articles like the telegraph headline. No one claimed water doesn't hydrate, just that bottled water doesn't do anything any other fluid can't....

    2. Re:"Caveat in paragraph 19" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Well I'm sure Bottled Water hydrates while motor oil doesn't, but if you wanted to pick alternative fluids that could claim to promote hydration I suppose you could look at mixtures of water and ethylene glycol; I'm sure they hydrate a person for the rest of their life!

    3. Re:"Caveat in paragraph 19" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mercury is a fluid. Engine oil is a fluid. I think water does something that neither of them do.

    4. Re:"Caveat in paragraph 19" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Not to mention that drinking only water without also replenishing electrolytes can actually be downright dangerous. There's a reason re-hydration kits include salts and sugar.

    5. Re:"Caveat in paragraph 19" by c0d3g33k · · Score: 1

      No one claimed water doesn't hydrate, just that bottled water doesn't do anything any other fluid can't....

      Review your chemistry. It's the water in those other beverages (or fluids, as you call them) that hydrates, not something else. Ounce for ounce, pure water hydrates more efficiently than water diluted with other stuff.

    6. Re:"Caveat in paragraph 19" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Water adds many things that mercury doesn't.

    7. Re:"Caveat in paragraph 19" by hydrofix · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, according to the original decision, it is not not about bottled water, but (any) water in general.

      However, as far as I understand, this conclusion was not reached because water would not prevent dehydration, but because they don't think dehydration is a disease. Which kind of makes sense – dehydration could be a symptom of a disease, but it is not a disease in itself. And the applicant asked a panel that verifies claims about products reducing the risk of a disease to verify a claim about a medical condition that –the board concluded– was not disease, so the board rejected the claim (or actually concluded [direct quote]: "The Panel considers that the proposed claim does not comply with the requirements for a disease risk reduction claim ...")

    8. Re:"Caveat in paragraph 19" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So they're picking an odd medical point (dehydration is a medical condition, not a disease) to stand on, and in doing so make themselves look like unthinking idiots.

      This is not any better than concluding drinking water won't cure dehydration.

    9. Re:"Caveat in paragraph 19" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The original claim:

      "Regular consumption of significant amounts of water can reduce the risk of development of dehydration and of concomitant decrease of performance"

      How.
      Can.
      You.
      Possibly.
      Imply.
      Other .
      Products.
      Dont .
      Hydrate.
      From.
      This .
      Claim???????????????????

      This is big government loving insanity at it's finest.

    10. Re:"Caveat in paragraph 19" by DesScorp · · Score: 1

      “This claim is trying to imply that there is something special about bottled water which is not a reasonable claim.”

      The statement claimed no such thing. It didn't even mention bottles or brands.

      "regular consumption of significant amounts of water can reduce the risk of development of dehydration".

      This was nothing but stupid, political micro management. Up isn't up and down isn't down and the sky isn't blue in the EU unless a commission votes so.

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    11. Re:"Caveat in paragraph 19" by Omni-Cognate · · Score: 1
      They're not claiming it's not a disease. It's a bit more subtle than that.

      The Regulation (EC) No 1924/2006 defines reduction of disease risk claims as claims which state that the consumption of a food “significantly reduces a risk factor in the development of a human disease”. Thus, for reduction of disease risk claims, the beneficial physiological effect results from the reduction of a risk factor for the development of a human disease. The Panel notes that dehydration was identified as the disease by the applicant. Dehydration is a condition of body water depletion. The Panel notes that the proposed risk factors, “water loss in tissues” or “reduced water content in tissues”, are measures of water depletion and thus are measures of the disease. The Panel considers that the proposed claim does not comply with the requirements for a disease risk reduction claim pursuant to Article 14 of Regulation (EC) No 1924/2006.

      So it sounds like the regulation requires that the food reduces a "risk factor" for the disease, which must be distinct from the disease itself. They rejected it because it is claimed to reduce the disease itself, not a "risk factor" for it. I couldn't see anything else in the ruling explaining that further, and can't be bothered to look at the regulation itself (though at 5am on a Sunday, it might help with my insomnia).

      I don't know why they allow claims with respect to reducing risk factors but not with respect to reducing the diseases themselves. Perhaps the latter would be considered medicinal claims?

      It sounds like either the regulation is too strict, the panel overinterpreted it or the application was incompetent. Perhaps a combination of all three. I wonder if the application would have been accepted if, instead of "water loss in tissues", he'd identified the risk factor as "insufficient consumption of water" :-)

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    12. Re:"Caveat in paragraph 19" by Zeroedout · · Score: 1

      Don't feed the trolls they say... but I can't help it. Could it be possible the one who doesn't understand the point in the parent post is "unthinking." No that's unpossible.

    13. Re:"Caveat in paragraph 19" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's quite simple: The request was filed with the wrong department.. But this does go to show that bureaucracies tend to exhibit a collective lack of common sense.

    14. Re:"Caveat in paragraph 19" by Hentes · · Score: 1

      “regular consumption of significant amounts of water can reduce the risk of development of dehydration”

      The claim does not even mention bottled water.

    15. Re:"Caveat in paragraph 19" by treeves · · Score: 1

      You can replenish electrolytes, under normal circumstances, by eating food. No need to add stuff to water.
      If you are lost at sea, given the choice between drinking scary non-electrolytic bottled water and drinking nothing but seawater, which do you choose?
      There are always exceptions.

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  9. Way to go (down the drain) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's give it up for those crazy EU geniuses, always focusing on what matters most. Hold on while I go short another billion in sovereign debt...

  10. Water comes from the toilet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    And I've never seen plants grow out of a toilet.

    1. Re:Water comes from the toilet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I've never seen plants grow out of a toilet.
      Then you didn't see how my neighbour grew his grass, and probably dozens others around the world do the same..

  11. The Telegraph by Goaway · · Score: 5, Informative

    Look, people, this is The Telegraph. They are incredibly biased and unprofessional when it comes to the EU. They will happily lie about anything if it makes the EU look bad.

    Anything they say about the EU is pretty much guaranteed to be garbage. Please don't encourage this kind of dishonesty by giving them pageviews.

    1. Re:The Telegraph by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      Congrats! Strawman attacked! Don't listen to the message, attack the messenger.

    2. Re:The Telegraph by SmilingBoy · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Anybody has the link to the original decision? I'm sure it will sound a lot more thought through than the Telegraph tries to imply.

    3. Re:The Telegraph by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There is a common theme in these stories, the "crazy eurocrats do the darnedest things" trope that british newspapers like the Telegraph like to trot out from time to time. Most of those stories do not stand up to scrutiny, but they resonate well with public sentiment.

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    4. Re:The Telegraph by Mashiki · · Score: 0

      How can someone lie about the EU and make it look bad? The EU is fucking terrible.

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    5. Re:The Telegraph by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      When you realize a boy likes to cry wolf, pretty soon you decide not to send the boy out to watch over the sheep.

      That was the mistake in the fairy tale, unless they intended him to be eaten by the wolf. But that seems like a high risk.

    6. Re:The Telegraph by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like this:

      "The EU killed one million puppies last year."

    7. Re:The Telegraph by lptport1 · · Score: 1

      It's okay. I only read the headline anyway.

    8. Re:The Telegraph by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is not a strawman, you idiot. Here's a tip, just for you: if you don't know what something means, don't try to bullshit to a large audience as someone will call you out.

    9. Re:The Telegraph by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      Except, that's a lie. It's simply disingenuous.

      Quote:
      "They applied for the right to state that âoeregular consumption of significant amounts of water can reduce the risk of development of dehydrationâ as well as preventing a decrease in performance."

      Unless you're asserting the Telegraph is LYING and misrepresenting the statement the professors were seeking to have approved? Note the bit in quotes: âoeregular consumption of significant amounts of water can reduce the risk of development of dehydrationâ

      They aren't saying BOTTLED water. They aren't saying THIS water. They're saying WATER. Period. Any water. Tap water. Rain water.

      So, you need to be honest with yourself if anyone: how can you possibly assert that âoeregular consumption of significant amounts of water can reduce the risk of development of dehydrationâ is factually untrue?

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    10. Re:The Telegraph by DesScorp · · Score: 1

      Look, people, this is The Telegraph. They are incredibly biased and unprofessional when it comes to the EU. They will happily lie about anything if it makes the EU look bad.

      Anything they say about the EU is pretty much guaranteed to be garbage. Please don't encourage this kind of dishonesty by giving them pageviews.

      I don't care if it came from Pravda or The Guardian. The decision was idiotic, and so is the defense of the decision. You cannot defend the decision on the basis of not liking the people complaining about the decision.

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    11. Re:The Telegraph by artor3 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Doesn't matter though, they've already achieved their goal here. A bunch of people came by Slashdot, saw the headline, and now subconsciously think slightly worse of the EU. Truth doesn't matter even the slightest bit in our society. All that matters is how often and how broadly you can push your lies.

    12. Re:The Telegraph by Goaway · · Score: 2

      Here's the question, though: Do you even know what the decision actually is?

    13. Re:The Telegraph by 0123456 · · Score: 1

      How can someone lie about the EU and make it look bad? The EU is fucking terrible.

      Indeed. Saying that the EU is merely bad would be a lie.

    14. Re:The Telegraph by Kohath · · Score: 0

      "Lies" like "water prevents dehydration". Those lying liars are monstrous indeed.

      Here's an idea for Eurocrats who don't want to be "lied" about like this: Don't send 21 scientists to Italy to decide water doesn't prevent dehydration. Just don't. Then those "liars" won't be able to truthfully report that you did. Find something useful to do instead.

    15. Re:The Telegraph by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the US is much worse, but they've had hundreds of years to practice. The EU isn't that old.

    16. Re:The Telegraph by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2

      Meh, it's more than made up for by the recent story that the US congress declared pizza a vegetable in a bill designed to make school kids' lunches healthier.

    17. Re:The Telegraph by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a common theme in these stories, the "crazy eurocrats do the darnedest things" trope that british newspapers like the Telegraph like to trot out from time to time. Most of those stories do not stand up to scrutiny, but they resonate well with public sentiment.

      And here in the US you could make a similar statement along the lines of: "There is a common theme in these stories, the 'crazy Republicans do the darnedest things' trope that American news sources like HuffPo/TPM/Politico like to trot out from time to time. Most of those stories do not stand up to scrutiny, but they resonate well with public sentiment."

    18. Re:The Telegraph by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      Did you miss the bit where it said it was in the Daily Telegraph, though? Remember that this is a right-wing tabloid, and staunch supporter of the Conservative Party's big-government thinking.

    19. Re:The Telegraph by _Shad0w_ · · Score: 1

      It's centre-right, not right wing.

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    20. Re:The Telegraph by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Are you saying that the EU did not rule that the statement, "regular consumption of significant amounts of water can reduce the risk of development of dehydration" is false? Because if they made that ruling, it does not matter who reported it, it is a stupid ruling. Additionally, if they made such a ruling, people are not thinking less of the EU because of a lie, but because of the truth. It does not matter to me whether the stupidity of this ruling is a result of the stupidity of the people who made the ruling, or the stupidity of the people who made the law that these people based the decision on.

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    21. Re:The Telegraph by Goaway · · Score: 2

      Are you saying that the EU did not rule that the statement, "regular consumption of significant amounts of water can reduce the risk of development of dehydration" is false?

      Indeed they did not. They ruled that it is not allowed to be used in advertising bottled water.

      There is a world of difference.

    22. Re:The Telegraph by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "So, you need to be honest with yourself if anyone: how can you possibly assert that âoeregular consumption of significant amounts of water can reduce the risk of development of dehydrationâ is factually untrue?"

      Go take a few medical classes and maybe you'll actually have a clue.

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    23. Re:The Telegraph by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      So, even though it is true, those selling bottled water are not allowed to say so. I'm sorry, that is a stupid restriction that indicates that EU bureaucrats are meddling fools who think that the average person is too stupid to think for themselves (which while true, interferes with the freedom of those of us who can to "protect" those who should be left to their own devices).

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    24. Re:The Telegraph by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention the MPs who jump at the opportunity to get in the spotlight to laugh at the stoopid eurocrats -- whether the story has any truth in it or not. Despicable publicity stunts for people who are happy to let the EU do all the difficult decisions so they can consentrate on complaining about the horrible EU to their voters.

    25. Re:The Telegraph by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's funny... I live (somewhere in) the EU and every time I come here I get out thinking less and less of the US.

      For example, what would happen if I were to throw an American into, say, Spain, whose second most important political party (as in, ruling right now) is called "Socialist Party of the Workers"?

      How quick would he run back home?

    26. Re:The Telegraph by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That may be true, but in this particular case, they do not need to lie to make the EU look bad. Read the original report (linked in a previous comment, or search for it).

      The EU's regulation of health claims in marketing has no room for the statement "drinking water can reduce the risk of dehydration". Period. Full stop. There is no discussion of greater benefit for bottled vs. tap water, greater benefit from other drinks, the effect of water quality, or other contributing factors to dehydration. This is simply about water's effect on dehydration, and the council concluded that the claim cannot be made because it doesn't fit the laws. (They do a poor job of explaining why; apparently, health claims in Europe have to be tied to specific diseases, and that somehow dehydration isn't a specific disease.)

      There isn't even a statement about the absurdity of the conclusion, or possible ways to fix the laws to make such obvious statements of reality legal.

      The fact that the Telegraph pounced upon this absurdity with glee does not make it any less absurd.

    27. Re:The Telegraph by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      Wrong, I read the EU's decision. They are idiots, and the claim they outlawed was not about any particular brand of bottled water nor type of water, bottled or not. I rightly think less of the moron bureaucrats in Brussels, they are incompetent, stupid, and failing at their purpose.

  12. Nothing amazes me anymore.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "Common sense advocates applied to the EU for the right to claim that 'regular concentration on solving problems can reduce the risk of not figuring things out'. The logical thought claim was reviewed by a panel of 21 scientists on behalf of the European Logic Authority. The application was denied, and now EU citizens are forbidden by law from making their own, well considered decisions. They will face a two-year jail sentence and "a paddlin'" if they defy the EU edict."

  13. Maybe not as stupid as all that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Technically, they are not 100% wrong. Water on it's own will not quickly replace lost salts into to the body (I don't think the salt content of most water is high enough) so is not suitable to rehydrate quickly. If I am hungover, I know that bacon and Coca Cola (or other soft drink) will usually make me feel better than drinking water. Obviously, drinking water will ultimately rehydrate, and offer protection against dehydration, but it is not the whole story.

    1. Re:Maybe not as stupid as all that by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Damnit! Bacon and Coca Cola!! Now I'm hungry again. Someone always makes me hungry on /.

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  14. Onion? by khipu · · Score: 1

    EU officials concluded that, following a three-year investigation, there was no evidence to prove the previously undisputed fact.
    Producers of bottled water are now forbidden by law from making the claim and will face a two-year jail sentence if they defy the edict, which comes into force in the UK next month.

    This really, really sounds like an Onion story.

  15. Everyone already knows that in the future. by user+flynn · · Score: 1
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  16. And... and... by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 0

    Suffocation is not caused by a lack of inhaled oxygen. The European Food Standards Authority has said so.

    1. Re:And... and... by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      So be very, very careful what you print on your scuba tanks.

    2. Re:And... and... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Usually it's caused by an excess of inhaled carbon dioxide, or potentially a lack of inhaled carrier gas, generally nitrogen.

  17. Another unproven subject by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    According to the EU there is no scientific proof that having your head up your ass inhibits vision and hearing. In fact it's considered beneficial to a political career.

  18. The U.S. Surgeon General has determined... by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... that bottled water causes lobbyists.

  19. like in the toilet? by amoeba1911 · · Score: 1

    I think instead of drinking water they should switch to Brawndo!
    Brawndo's got electrolytes!

  20. brought to you by... by way2slo · · Score: 1, Funny

    Brawndo! The Thirst Mutilator!

  21. Spaceballs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perri-Air: 'regular inhalation may reduce the risk of development of dizziness and fainting.'

    1. Re:Spaceballs by Tastecicles · · Score: 1

      "You've been doing oxygen again, 'aven't ya!? What'd I tell ya, we can't bleedin' afford it!"

      SOT: I've caught myself in the initial stages of oxygen narcosis while breathing through a nebuliser in a nurse's office. It's a weird shitty feeling, takes a while to wear off... feels bloody great afterwards tho, there's no bad comedown.

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  22. House protects pizza as a vegetable by wisebabo · · Score: 5, Funny

    http://www.nytimes.com/reuters/2011/11/18/us/life-us-usa-lunch.html?scp=1&sq=House%20protects%20pizza&st=cse

    Ok, ok I know that we're talking about Republicans here but still it shows stupidity is rampant on both sides of the Atlantic!

    1. Re:House protects pizza as a vegetable by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      http://www.nytimes.com/reuters/2011/11/18/us/life-us-usa-lunch.html?scp=1&sq=House%20protects%20pizza&st=cse

      Ok, ok I know that we're talking about Republicans here but still it shows stupidity is rampant on both sides of the Atlantic!

      The sauce on a pizza can contribute a serving of fruit/vegetables. But it's way more fun to spin the facts into "pizza is a vegetable" rather than "pizza sauce can be a serving of fruits/vegetables". I mean, it's not like spaghetti sauce makers boast about how they have a serving or two of vegetables, and so mothers can stealthily give their children vegetables, and "SHHH!!! DON'T SAY THAT IT HAS A SERVING OF VEGETABLES TOO LOUD!" otherwise the kids might hear, and freak out "zOMGs! WE'RE EATING VEGGIES?!"

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    2. Re:House protects pizza as a vegetable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that if you read the text, they wanted to go from 2 tablespoons for a serving of vegetables, to some other amount of sauce before it could be considered a serving of vegetables. By that logic I could probably consider gravy a vegetable because I've got some onions in there.

    3. Re:House protects pizza as a vegetable by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      Except that if you read the text, they wanted to go from 2 tablespoons for a serving of vegetables, to some other amount of sauce before it could be considered a serving of vegetables. By that logic I could probably consider gravy a vegetable because I've got some onions in there.

      So, your argument is that you could consider gravy to contain a serving of vegetable (they are NOT DECLARING pizza is a vegetable, but rather contains a serving or so of vegetables), because they're changing how much sauce is a serving of vegetables?

      You realize that your argument is a complete non sequitur right? "They're adjusting how much pizza sauce is required to be a serving of vegetables, so that means I can say gravy has a serving of vegetables because it has onions!"

      Well, in fact, actually, if you had enough onions in your gravy, it would contain at least a serving of vegetables. But none of this changes my point: THEY'RE NOT DECLARING PIZZA A VEGETABLE. They're saying that Pizza contains at least a serving of vegetables.

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    4. Re:House protects pizza as a vegetable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's your obesity epidemic. Who the hell started the "vegetables are bad" fad, and why do stupid parents allow it to continue? My 2 year old nieces LOVE vegetables, because they've not yet been exposed to too many stupid people.

    5. Re:House protects pizza as a vegetable by artor3 · · Score: 2

      It can in theory, but in reality it doesn't because they use so little (2 tbsp). The proposed standard is that half a cup (8 tbsp) of tomato paste constitutes a serving of vegetables. That would be a reasonable amount, but you can't make a tasty pizza with that much sauce, and God forbid we give the kids some carrots with their meals. So instead the Republicans scuttle the whole thing so that the frozen pizza industry can continue raking in profits at the expense of children's health.

    6. Re:House protects pizza as a vegetable by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      It can in theory, but in reality it doesn't because they use so little (2 tbsp). The proposed standard is that half a cup (8 tbsp) of tomato paste constitutes a serving of vegetables. That would be a reasonable amount, but you can't make a tasty pizza with that much sauce, and God forbid we give the kids some carrots with their meals. So instead the Republicans scuttle the whole thing so that the frozen pizza industry can continue raking in profits at the expense of children's health.

      Yes, totally agreed, and this is the argument that people should be making. Not, "Pizza is a vegetable, says Congress!"

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    7. Re:House protects pizza as a vegetable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Makes as much sense as "Water Doesn't (Officially) Prevent Dehydration", i.e. the stories are comparable in exactly one way: that the headlines are spin.

    8. Re:House protects pizza as a vegetable by will_die · · Score: 1

      Actually it was both parties that want to scuttle the thing, don't let your hate get in the way of reality.

    9. Re:House protects pizza as a vegetable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The House is responding to two things: 1) the makers of pizza products that sell to schools for their lunch programs were about to have their business ruined by the people lobbying for "healthy lunches for school children" and their tools in the bureaucracy; 2) the fact that if you make your school lunches out of wheat germ and alfalfa sprouts, the children won't eat them. Different reps have different weights on these two. Moving it into the "vegetable" category removes the power of the 'crats to regulate its content to the point it's not edible. Not a brilliant move. But then, neither the 'crats or the representatives are paragons of intelligence, so what do you expect?

    10. Re:House protects pizza as a vegetable by dyingtolive · · Score: 1

      Do onions, green peppers, and olives count at all?

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    11. Re:House protects pizza as a vegetable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is it when an article comes out saying something done by EU or another organization that isn't the USA is dumb, the first thing on peoples minds is 'well in America they do this stupid thing so they are still stupider than everybody else'... seriously people.

  23. Not submitted by bottled water producers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Someone at the Guardian wrote about this. It was not submitted by bottled water manufacturers:

    The claim wasn't submitted for a genuine product, but was created as a deliberate 'test' exercise by the two professors, who were apparently already unhappy with the European Food Standards Authority.

    Now, the ruling from the EU says that the application failed to comply with Article 14 of Regulation 1924/2006, which states "It is necessary to ensure that the
      substances for which a claim is made have been shown to have a beneficial nutritional or physiological effect".

    I'm guessing that the point where this application tripped up is that they didn't suggest how much water or how often would be beneficial and apparently didn't provide any evidence for the claim, so they haven't actually shown it is beneficial as required by Article 14.

  24. Too much water is poison by knapkin · · Score: 2

    Regular consumption of 'significant' amounts of water can lead to water intoxication: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_intoxication

    1. Re:Too much water is poison by atari2600a · · Score: 1

      I was going to say the same thing

    2. Re:Too much water is poison by hazem · · Score: 1

      Seems fair to me that if they want to make medical claims about the benefits of their bottled water, then they should be likewise required to state the contraindications and warnings, such as "significant amounts of water can lead to hypernatremia and death"

  25. This is similar to saying... by cjj · · Score: 2

    "Regular eating of chips can reduce the risk of starvation."

  26. Meta Statements by SuperKendall · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This claim is trying to imply that there is something special about bottled water which is not a reasonable claim

    That's his interpretation of "what the claim is trying to imply". Yet the actual statement does NOT say anything about other fluids NOT hydrating. What it does say is simply:

    regular consumption of significant amounts of water can reduce the risk of development of dehydration

    How can any reasonable human read into that that other fluids will not do the same thing? I mean, other fluids are generally BASED ON WATER. There is no possible implication from that direct statement that other fluids would not work!

    The truth is that anyone supporting this law has failed the turning test, for no-one could believe after that you were human at all... you and others backing this edict are the very definition of a cog in a giant pointless machine.

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    1. Re:Meta Statements by CmdrPony · · Score: 0

      The truth is that anyone supporting this law has failed the turning test, for no-one could believe after that you were human at all... you and others backing this edict are the very definition of a cog in a giant pointless machine.

      What law? The one that requires companies to apply for permission to use such medical phrases as "x can reduce the risk of development of y" in their marketing material? I think that's a good law.

    2. Re:Meta Statements by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      but this is still a selling tactic.

      see xkcd .

    3. Re:Meta Statements by artor3 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In order for "regular consumption of significant amounts of water" to "reduce the risk of development of dehydration", it would need to do so beyond the baseline risk. That baseline isn't "drink nothing at all". It's "drink what you normally do". And the amount of fluid that people normally drink is sufficient to prevent dehydration. Drinking a bunch of water adds absolutely nothing, because unless there's something very wrong with you, you already take in enough fluid to stay healthy.

      The implication of the statement is that if you don't regularly drink a bunch of water, you might get sick. That's a lie.

      Are you sure you're not the one failing the "Turning" test here? Flying into a rage at the slightest provocation and hurling around insults is not a sign of a deep and thoughtful mind.

    4. Re:Meta Statements by aintnostranger · · Score: 1

      The truth is that anyone supporting this law has failed the turning test, for no-one could believe after that you were human at all... you and others backing this edict are the very definition of a cog in a giant pointless machine.

      Turning test? is that the one Derek Zoolander failed?

    5. Re:Meta Statements by Pentium100 · · Score: 1

      And you read the statement as it it was programming code.

      Yes, water (and other fluids that include water) prevents dehydration. Yes, everybody knows it. Then why print it (after all, there is no label that states "this bottle of water does not contain potassium cyanide" even though it is almost certainly true)? Should the companies that produce soft drinks also print it (because, well, Pepsi also prevents dehydration). Most likely reason for the companies wanting to print this statement is to confuse people into thinking that the bottled water is somehow better at preventing dehydration. That's why it should not be printed.

    6. Re:Meta Statements by MartinSchou · · Score: 1

      Well, what are "significant amounts"? Half a liter? A liter? Two? Ten? And in what time span?

      I think most of us can agree, that 100 liters of water is a significant amount, but if you were able to even consume that much regular water in a day, you'd kill yourself.

      In fact, there have been cases where drinking a gallon in a few hours have been fatal (and not because they drowned).

    7. Re:Meta Statements by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "The truth is that anyone supporting this law has failed the turning test"

      Wow, you're ignorant as hell, you know that?

      Speaking as someone that has suffered multiple forms of dehydration and likely has more medical background than yourself, STRAIGHT RAW MINERAL-LESS WATER WILL *NOT* HYDRATE YOU.

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    8. Re:Meta Statements by Kohath · · Score: 1

      Are you sure you're not the one failing the "Turning" test here? Flying into a rage at the slightest provocation and hurling around insults is not a sign of a deep and thoughtful mind.

      What's he going to do next? Threaten people with jail time for saying something everyone knows is true?

    9. Re:Meta Statements by Pope · · Score: 1

      When I was in China a few years ago, one of the local beers proudly had "Contains no formaldehyde!" or similar on the label. Makes you wonder at the ones that didn't ;)

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  27. Must be bloood... by sesshomaru · · Score: 1
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  28. Here you go. by PCM2 · · Score: 5, Informative
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    1. Re:Here you go. by Guy+Harris · · Score: 1

      And here's REGULATION (EC) No 1924/2006 OF THE EUROPEAN PARLIAMENT AND OF THE COUNCIL, as referred to by the decision. Article 14 is

      In order to ensure that the claims made are truthful, it is necessary that the substance that is the subject of the claim is present in the final product in quantities that are sufficient, or that the substance is absent or present in suitably reduced quantities, to produce the nutritional or physiological effect claimed. The substance should also be available to be used by the body. In addition, and where appropriate, a significant amount of the substance produ- cing the claimed nutritional or physiological effect should be provided by a quantity of the food that can reasonably be expected to be consumed.

    2. Re:Here you go. by Guy+Harris · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And I infer, perhaps incorrectly, from

      The Panel notes that dehydration was identified as the disease by the applicant. Dehydration is a condition of body water depletion. Upon request for clarification on the risk factor, the applicant proposed “water loss in tissues” or “reduced water content in tissues” as risk factors, the reduction of which was proposed to lead to a reduction of the risk of development of dehydration. The Panel notes that the proposed risk factors are measures of water depletion and thus are measures of the disease (dehydration).

      from the decision that The Panel are basically saying "water loss in tissues isn't a risk factor for dehydration, it is dehydration".

    3. Re:Here you go. by JazzHarper · · Score: 2

      Thank you. I read the decision. The Telegraph had nothing to do with it. The ESFA is insane.

    4. Re:Here you go. by PCM2 · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's pretty much how I read it, too. They're saying it's equivalent to saying something like, "Staying still will reduce the risk of changing position." What are the precise risk factors that could cause you to change position? "Movement."

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    5. Re:Here you go. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reading the decisions it appears the issue was based around the words "risk factor". The applicants appeared to have said that water reduces the risk of developing dehydration. Dehydration is the loss of water in body tissues. The panel asked the applicants what risk factor was reduced. The applicants replied that the risk factor was the loss of water in body tissues. The panel concluded that "loss of water in body tissues" was the disease, not a risk factor for the disease. Thus the applicants couldn't state that it reduced the risk of dehydration. In the abstract the panel also mentions that you can't say something like "food reduces the risk of starvation".

      I suspect the bottled water companies will come back with different wording. I don't really understand these issues but I imagine that they originally used "reduces the risk" to avoid having to provide a lot more detail for making a stronger statement like "Adequate hydration prevents dehydration" where they might have to define what "adequate" is, etc, etc. Also, if they say something like "drinking water reduces the risk of reduced performance due to dehydration" they will probably be accepted if they provide evidence.

      It's semantics, but it's important to be careful on what you let advertisers claim. Drinking a bottle of water won't reduce my risk of dehydration at all if it's the only thing I drink in a marathon. Drinking an appropriate amount of water means I won't be dehydrated (unless I have another disease). Very similar, but different claims.

  29. Let's be REALISTIC by SuperKendall · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How can you POSSIBLY imply from this statement:

    regular consumption of significant amounts of water can reduce the risk of development of dehydration

    that other liquids would not also hydrate?

    Here's a little test for you. If you honesty believe that statement implies other liquids will not also hydrate, then YOU come up with a statement that says clearly water hydrates without "implying" that other liquids will not.

    This edict is absurd.

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    1. Re:Let's be REALISTIC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, you could also label your cereal "asbestos free" and what would that imply about other cereals that don't say that?

      thanks xkcd

    2. Re:Let's be REALISTIC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    3. Re:Let's be REALISTIC by MacTO · · Score: 2

      You're in the convenience store to grab a bottle of water because you're dehydrating after jogging. After quickly glancing at the labels you grab the one that makes the above claim. It has nothing to do with being stupid. It has nothing to do with the implication about other products. It is just that your mind is making a subconscious decision based upon a quick glance at the bottle.

      The problem is human psychology, not irrational beliefs.

      The edict is sane.

    4. Re:Let's be REALISTIC by dissy · · Score: 1

      How can you POSSIBLY imply from this statement:

      regular consumption of significant amounts of water can reduce the risk of development of dehydration

      that other liquids would not also hydrate?

      I can't answer that, since I never did imply it. Nor does that statement imply it. Nor did I say it.

      Why did you bring it up? No one here but you mentioned anything about water being the only thing containing water.

    5. Re:Let's be REALISTIC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would guess that you can argue that, in the case of other liquids, it is the water component that prevents the dehydration. Ever tried drinking tea or dehydrated fruit juice without water?

    6. Re:Let's be REALISTIC by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      No, the edict is not sane, even using your logic. The "problem" you discussed is none of the government's business.

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    7. Re:Let's be REALISTIC by Skidborg · · Score: 1

      The other liquids are only hydrating because they contain a large amount of water. The sugar in the soft drinks is not what hydrates you.

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    8. Re:Let's be REALISTIC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Abestos free!

    9. Re:Let's be REALISTIC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFA

      “This claim is trying to imply that there is something special about bottled water which is not a reasonable claim.”

      This is bullshit Torygraph anti-EU nonsense

    10. Re:Let's be REALISTIC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      then YOU come up with a statement that says clearly water hydrates without "implying" that other liquids will not.

      regular consumption of significant amounts of water (and/or other drinkable liquids) can reduce the risk of development of dehydration

      Though I'm fine with the original statement as well.

    11. Re:Let's be REALISTIC by tibit · · Score: 1

      Heck yes! +1 insightful

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    12. Re:Let's be REALISTIC by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      The edict is not sane and neither are you. Normal people have more common sense than you or the Brussels bureaucrats. I pity you.

  30. So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Wasn't there a sort of politic/economic crisis in Spain, Greece and Italy?
    I think this explains a lot...

  31. doesn't have to be from a bottle though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bottled water is typically no better than tap water at preventing dehydration. In fact, natural bottled mineral waters common in the EU sometimes have such large amounts of various natural salts (yet don't taste salty, go figure) that they actually dehydrate you (this is or was true of certain Hungarian mineral waters, for example, hilariously precisely the ones street vendors sell to thirsty tourists on a hot summer day in Budapest, at least back when I was there).

    So if the EU basically meant to rule that certain "bottled water" products common in the EU do not necessarily prevent dehydration, they are entirely correct AFAIK. It' may not be about ordinary drinking water in general.

  32. Is this the real life? by icannotthinkofaname · · Score: 1

    TFA should clearly be a link to The Onion. Why is a headline such as this not a story right out of The Onion? Along with pizza being legally considered a vegetable in the US, it looks like truth really is stranger than fiction.

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    1. Re:Is this the real life? by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Pizza wasn't considered a vegetable, the tomato paste in pizza sauce was. And honestly, a vegetable doesn't stop being a vegetable because you grind it up.

    2. Re:Is this the real life? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2

      I does when the point of the bill is to make school lunches healthier.

    3. Re:Is this the real life? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Tomatoes are a FRUIT.

      The vegetable part of a tomato plant would KILL you. It's a nightshade, after all.

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    4. Re:Is this the real life? by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Tomato paste is actually very good for you, according to some researchers better than an actual tomato.

    5. Re:Is this the real life? by BoFo · · Score: 1

      A vegetable stops being a vegetable when, in reality, it is a fruit.

    6. Re:Is this the real life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, from a botanical perspective, tomato is a fruit. From a culinary AND NUTRITION standpoint, it is a vegetable. When you're talking about serving a food to children, which is more important, its botanical nomenclature or its NUTRITION value?

    7. Re:Is this the real life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      botanical

  33. Jolly Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And while we are at it.

    The UC Berkeley Chancellor, President and Board of Regent and Trustees are guilty of fruad.

    It was the UCB Chancellor with approval of the Board and Trustees who hired the private security
    people to pepper-spray the students.

    Hopefully, in time, the courts will demand the eviction of the UCB Chancellor, Board and Trustees, from
    the State of California.

    Of course the nation of Mexico or any others will not grant safe haven to these criminals. This will by
    necessity grant their killing in public after the Non Gratus status finding is upheld by the USA
    Supreme Court.

    By by birdy.

    ))

  34. Salt - isotonic solutions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The panel is correct of course.

    If you live in a very hot country, then you also have to increase your salt intake. Too much pure water with no salt can make you horribly sick on a hot day.

    That is why in South Africa, Australia and few other places, you get Isotonic sports drinks, which is salty.

  35. in other news PIZZA i s a VEGETABLE in US by citizenr · · Score: 1

    Gotta love Americans missing the point of regulation that protects the consumer.
    On the other hand in US frozen Pizza is a vegetable now, you know, to protect frozen pizza corporations from healthy food regulations.
    http://www.google.com/search?client=opera&rls=en&q=pizza+vegetable

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    1. Re:in other news PIZZA i s a VEGETABLE in US by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      Gotta love Americans missing the point of regulation that protects the consumer.
      On the other hand in US frozen Pizza is a vegetable now, you know, to protect frozen pizza corporations from healthy food regulations.
      http://www.google.com/search?client=opera&rls=en&q=pizza+vegetable

      No, the pizza SAUCE contains some amount of a serving of fruit/vegetable. It may be surprising, but sometimes vegetable servings can come in unlikely packages, and forms. One of those is PIZZA SAUCE! So, if there is sufficient sauce on the pizza, surprise surprise, one can consume a serving of vegetables just from consuming the sauce.

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    2. Re:in other news PIZZA i s a VEGETABLE in US by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "one can consume a serving of vegetables just from consuming the sauce."

      Except defining a botanical FRUIT as a vegetable is bullshit, no matter what form it's in.

      Vegetables are fucking non-seed bearing parts of a plant - VEGETATION.

      PERIOD.

      Culinary definitions are nonsense.

      The American ruling was bullshit.

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    3. Re:in other news PIZZA i s a VEGETABLE in US by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      Vegetables are fucking non-seed bearing parts of a plant - VEGETATION.

      PERIOD.

      Culinary definitions are nonsense.

      Are you aware that "vegetable" does not actually have a scientific definition?

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  36. Dehydration is not a disease. Claim rejected! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The statement isn't just an advertising statement. This was an application for a formal, medical, statement so that water can be stated as a viable preventative for a disease. Whilst I'm pretty sure that water does prevent dehydration, I'm also reasonably sure that dehydration isn't a disease.

    The rejection is as more to do with the claim that dehydration is a disease than the fact that "water" is can prevent the disease.

    But, as you were. Actually reading the findings, or the claim, might actually provide some information that is contrary to expectations.

  37. Not my tax dollars but seriously... by izomiac · · Score: 1
    From TFA:

    [Ukip MEP Paul Nuttall] said: "I had to read this four or five times before I believed it. It is a perfect example of what Brussels does best. Spend three years, with 20 separate pieces of correspondence before summoning 21 professors to Parma where they decide with great solemnity that drinking water cannot be sold as a way to combat dehydration."

    Ok, I get why the application was rejection (marketing towards idiots) despite disagreeing with some of the reasoning (most subclinical cases of dehydration are due to exercise or temperature, not another medical condition, i.e. some medical professional has spent far too long in the clinic/hospital seeing people with renal disease and its ilk). All that said, this is a trifling matter. It is my understanding that Europeans are more fond of taxes than Americans, but surely this is not the sort of thing that anyone wants them spent on. I cannot say whether this is the indication for the need for less government (i.e. so there's not such a surplus of labor to allow this sort of behavior) or more (e.g. a committee to nix boondoggling).

    1. Re:Not my tax dollars but seriously... by Teun · · Score: 1
      It is a sign UKip MEP got involved in a field that's way out of his league, just because it sounds good to his typical inbred audience.

      The official document

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  38. Bottled air by taleman · · Score: 1

    What about selling air in bottles with sticker stating "Regular inhaling of air significantly increases life expectancy".

    1. Re:Bottled air by Strider- · · Score: 1

      Mmm.. Periair... Now where's Megamaid?

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  39. DHMO contamination! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    someone must have pointed them to

    http://www.dhmo.org

    scared 'em, it did.

  40. Not in the EU. by Pf0tzenpfritz · · Score: 2

    We have 230V alternating current here, you know.

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  41. Water is for washincg by pesho · · Score: 3, Funny

    In Eu water is for washing things. If you are thirsty, there is beer in the fridge.

    1. Re:Water is for washincg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Eu water is for washing things. If you are thirsty, there is beer in the fridge.

      Apparently you've never been to France in the summer. In some areas of the EU water is for plants and lawns and not for bathing. They may wash their cars with water but the French prefer not to soil their bodies with water. Riding on a Metro train in August is a unique experience and trust me the wine in France isn't the only thing that ferments. Europeans avoid France in August for a reason and it's not strictly because it's when everyone takes a vacation.

    2. Re:Water is for washincg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fridge? Didn't we switch to Beertenders like 9 years ago?

  42. Butter is a sugar free food by Patron · · Score: 1

    This is why I left Europe for the US. Here in America, I can buy bags of Jelly Bellies with a label stating "A fat free food", butter that is "Sugar free" and ice cream that is "a good source of calcium".

  43. Evidence that . . . . . by bogidu · · Score: 1

    the US doesn't have a monopoly on government stupidity.

  44. As usual, the ad only tells a half-truth by Tastecicles · · Score: 1

    ...drinking lots of (tap?*) water might reduce the risk of dehydration (common sense), but too much can cause hyponatremia, which is the overdilution of sodium ions by osmosis, which can also cause intracranial swelling.

    *There is also the suppressed information about halogen salts added to water supposedly to kill bacteria. The amount of chlorine and fluorine added to tap in many countries for this claimed reason is considered to be dangerous not just to bacteria, but in amounts significant enough to pose a real risk to humans who consume "recommended" daily amounts (m/3l, f/2.2l (Mayo Clinic)) of water straight from the tap. This represents a daily ingestion of chlorine ions of around 3mg and more per day (and a lot more through inhalation since chlorine is readily released into the air if you run your tap hard). This is right up there with drinking bleach.

    Boiling might not make bleach any safer, but it'll sure reduce the risk of chlorine poisoning through drinking tap.

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    1. Re:As usual, the ad only tells a half-truth by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 2

      Oh, no! 3 mg of chlorine! Shock and horrors, added to the 1500 mg of sodium chloride in the FDA maximum salt intake guidelines!!!!

      No one who lives near an ocean is going to freak out about a small extra amount of "chlorine ions" in their water. It's the E. Coli from sewage treatment that they're going to worry about.

    2. Re:As usual, the ad only tells a half-truth by treeves · · Score: 1

      FYI (you and GP), chlorine ions are called chloride, and chloride != chlorine, chemically or physiologically.

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  45. water bottling industry by Meniconi,Nando · · Score: 1

    Any loss of the water bottling industry is a win for humanity.

  46. Give yourself a gold star... by patiodragon · · Score: 1

    If you were able to read the entire parent post. You deserve it!

    1. Re:Give yourself a gold star... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you were able to read the entire parent post. You deserve it!

      I was and I think, it was a pretty good post.

  47. Applicant: "what is our reaction to the outcome?" by jthill · · Score: 1

    "We are neither surprised nor delighted."

    It's as difficult to imagine what was going on in panel members' minds as for all the equivalent people in corporations, who at least can exasperate and demoralize and humiliate far fewer people -- and those can at least generally get their pay or their goods&services somewhere else.

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  48. There can no greater lie than a literal truth. by westlake · · Score: 4, Informative

    But ... but ... look in the dictionary. Dehydration is *defined* as a lack of water.

    Which dictionary?

    And defined for what purpose?

    What the EU is saying is that claims of medical benefits -- expressed or implied -- must not be framed in a way that can mislead the buyer.

    1. Re:There can no greater lie than a literal truth. by aintnostranger · · Score: 1

      Which dictionary?

      And defined for what purpose?

      1984 anyone???

      That's no civilization, each citizen is responsable for using their brain and education.

      Drinking water helps to avoid dehydration. Yes or no? The rest is BS.

      (If we were to prohibit things that mislead people we would have no politicians. And I'm not saying that's a good idea)

    2. Re:There can no greater lie than a literal truth. by jpapon · · Score: 1

      How is that 1984? It's simply consumer protection. Consumers do not have the time and/or knowledge to verify every claim made by all the people trying to sell products to them. So they pay some taxes, and let the government do it for them. Working as intended.

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    3. Re:There can no greater lie than a literal truth. by aintnostranger · · Score: 1

      and the part of government is to make sure the statement is true. Not that it's stupid proof.

  49. Stupid counter by SuperKendall · · Score: 2

    but this is still a selling tactic.

    see xkcd .

    Ha Ha.

    Yes, with something people have not had much experience with, you might be able to claim the layman without much direct experience might think claiming something had a property implied anything else lacking the claim did not have that property...

    But remember we are talking about DRINKING LIQUIDS here. A topic every living human has VAST experience with beyond just water. Even if the darkest and most remote corners of Africa, they are cracking open beetles the size of your head to drink the living nectar within as a tasty alternative to water. If you translated the original statement about water and asked if it would also then imply the beetles could not quench thirst, they would figure you were some kind of genetic freak and cut your head off so as not to pollute the jungle or gene pool with your particularly acute form of mental derangement.

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    1. Re:Stupid counter by ivrogne · · Score: 1

      Even if the darkest and most remote corners of Africa, they are cracking open beetles the size of your head to drink the living nectar within as a tasty alternative to water.

      Tasty alternative? Would you like to try it?

      they would figure you were some kind of genetic freak and cut your head off so as not to pollute the jungle or gene pool with your particularly acute form of mental derangement.

      Brutal killing, obsession with the gene pool... no, you should look closer to home.

    2. Re:Stupid counter by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You'd think that eating is something people would have about as much experience in. Yet you get to see the most harebrained claims on every pack of crap that are either simply not true (like the claim of "no MSG" in soups containing yeast extract) or that are, like in this case, implied by the nature of the product (like the low-carb meat and lard and the low fat bread). Hell, I've even see the claim of "zero calories" on bottled water, to stay on topic.

      This is just plain silly. Yet it sells, it seems. If it didn't, if people would consider their intelligence insulted, it wouldn't, would it?

      The claim that bottled water prevents dehydration is misleading. The ban doesn't imply that bottled water can't do that. The reason is not that the statement was untrue. Only that it's misleading. The ban is about them not being allowed to say that their source of fluids was in any way superior to other sources when it comes to the question whether they prevent hydration.

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  50. Of course your article is rubbish by Snaller · · Score: 1

    the tl;dr; version is that industry wanted to advertise that their water would prevent the disease of dehydration, and the science board said no, as a matter of fact it can't prevent that as a blanket statement- you can drink a ton of water and still get dehydration from other diseases. If you want to label it is a miracle cure you can forget it. They are not saying that drinking water will help if you are thirsty, they are talking about science, something you level 1's apparently don't get.

    The longer versions are here.

    The document

    Condensed version

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  51. Medical? by SuperKendall · · Score: 2

    What law? The one that requires companies to apply for permission to use such medical phrases as "x can reduce the risk of development of y" in their marketing material? I think that's a good law.

    It may have started out as a good law.

    But when the time comes that it does not allow a simple and FACTUAL claim to be made, that is patently obvious even to a two year old, then something has gone terribly wrong.

    Any law that blocks factual description of the properties of something should be instantly revoked until a case should be made why it is allowed to return, and why they will never again make the mistake that led to revocation.

    A claim that a product does something it does not is obviously a problem. Tearing into claims a product makes about something it DOES do is a grave mistake and eventually leads us to this terrible and embarrassing point, just one more straw on the camel of respect for law that eventually leads to everyone lacking all respect for any law.

    If you really think some laws are good, as I do, then you of all people should be as appalled as I am at what a laughingstock they have made of it.

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  52. Reversal of misfortune by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    In short, while the claim on the bottled water is not necessarily always false, it is somewhat misleading, and I applaud the EU for not allowing vendors to put that kind of bullshit on their products. I personally prefer to live in a pragmatic no-nonsense democracy than in one that follows its lofty principles so dogmatically that common sense goes out of the window.

    Oddly, I see the pragmatic society as one that allows companies to make reasonable claims that everyone knows are true, vs. one that thinks the average person has so little common sense they could possibly misinterpret a claim about water helping dehydration and thus "protect" them from said claim.

    The choice they have made is as far from pragmatism and as close to Orwellian NewSpeak as it is possible to get.

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    1. Re:Reversal of misfortune by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NewSpeak? You're really stretching there.

      I prefer a society that monitors medical claims. For your consideration: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZ5CykoHn-8

      I'd prefer people be "protected" from this potentially dangerous nonsense, thank you very much.

    2. Re:Reversal of misfortune by arose · · Score: 1

      Putting things that "everyone knows to be true" is stupid, no? How about putting on things that are just as, if not more, true and not commonly known? Surely warning people that excess consumption of water can be deadly wouldn't affect the rational decisions of average people, indeed, such honesty could only increase customer trust and drive sales. If the public doesn't need protection, than companies don't need to "waste money" on marketing, given that it holds no persuasive power over a public such as you assert it to be.

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    3. Re:Reversal of misfortune by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      Putting things that "everyone knows to be true" is stupid, no?

      Is not banning them even more stupid? What kind of "pragmatic" society blocks simple statements that are obviously and scientifically true from being said in any form?

      Putting a simple true fact on something may not make much sense to you but why not let people say what they want? But then I guess that leads to dangerous things like independent thought, far better to have the state say explicitly what you can or cannot say in public about anything.

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    4. Re:Reversal of misfortune by arose · · Score: 1

      What kind of "pragmatic" society blocks simple statements that are obviously and scientifically true from being said in any form?

      What kind of rational public is influenced in their purchasing decisions by such "obviously redundant" information? Or what kind of rational shareholders allow their companies to waste money on this if it does not influence the public?

      Not that is about "any form", it's the specific form that implies medical benefits.

      Putting a simple true fact on something may not make much sense to you but why not let people say what they want?

      You specifically asserted that the public shouldn't be believed to be "stupid" (though one needn't be stupid to be manipulated), why don't you demonstrate how people aren't readily deceived instead? Anyway, by your logic the government has no business telling anyone what is and isn't true, so "cures cancer" should be as fine as "re-hydrates", after all only an Orwellian government would presume to dictate what is true and can be said.

      But then I guess that leads to dangerous things like independent thought, far better to have the state say explicitly what you can or cannot say in public about anything.

      There is no independent though in water bottles, get over yourself, this is marketing, not political speech. It's about how you can and can't sell your crap, an area that is already heavily regulated in many different ways. Personally, I'd let them do it as long as they also list the side effects in the same location and font, half truths can be as deceptive as lies after all.

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  53. Don't forget nuts! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While we're talking about fruits and vegetables, let's not forget about nuts. Nuts are a lot of fun. Here's a beautiful picture of my friend Shrike's nuts: http://metalnet.dyndns.org/baseoa/nuts.png

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  54. asdf by TxRv · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is more "we corporations wanna advertise our product as having medicinal benefits!" than "the government does not encourage drinking water for hydration".

  55. How can you POSSIBLY imply? by kinkozmasta · · Score: 1

    How can you POSSIBLY imply from this statement:

    regular consumption of significant amounts of water can reduce the risk of development of dehydration

    that other liquids WOULD also hydrate?

    There is nothing explicit in this statement that implies other liquids hydrate or not. You are filling in the gaps and assuming some context that isn't stated in the text one way or another. You are making the assumption that by definition all liquids hydrate and so the statement must necessarily imply other liquids hydrate as well. This is not the case, however, as alcohol is a liquid and will dehydrate you. So will drinking lots of caffeinated beverages.

  56. Stupidity is universal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And apparently in the EU they are out to set a new record for idiocy... I have an idea - lets lock them in a room with nothing to drink for a week and see how they feel then...

  57. Ahhhh. by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

    It's both refreshing and depressing to see that idiocy is alive and well outside of my country(The USA).

    Some people say that math is the universal language, I'd say that idiots are far more universal than the ability to do math.

    LK

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  58. Let's take a step back by Boawk · · Score: 1
    Whether or not water != hydration is ancillary to the main point. The story is implicitly criticizing the government-as-protector role. Want to see a story which implicitly advocates the government-as-protector role? Here you go:

    The new [Italian] government sworn in on November 16th has the chairman of NATO’s military committee...as defence minister; the boss of Italy’s biggest retail bank...as minister for economic development and infrastructure; and no fewer than seven professors...out of a cabinet of 17...The new government’s only defect may be that it contains no young people...It is rare for the intellectual firepower of so many technocrats to be trained on a country’s problems.

    In the OP's story, the author implicitly suggests that government would better serve the people by getting the hell out of their lives. In second story, the author implicitly suggests that a country's problems are best solved by intellectual firepower getting more involved in people's lives.

  59. Omission is a bitch by SuperKendall · · Score: 0

    In order for "regular consumption of significant amounts of water" to "reduce the risk of development of dehydration", it would need to do so beyond the baseline risk.

    regular consumption of significant amounts of water CAN reduce the risk of development of dehydration

    Read much?

    The implication of the statement is that if you don't regularly drink a bunch of water, you might get sick. That's a lie.

    Only a compete and utter idiot (and here I am in fact referring to you or anyone who thinks like you) would think the statement implies what you say, even if it lacked the qualification you so craftily (yes, idiots can be crafty) left out.

    I beg you to tell your friends your reasoning behind the support of this resolution and see if they are as charitable as I in the opinion of your intellect!

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    1. Re:Omission is a bitch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get your hand off it. You'll go blind doing that.

  60. Yes but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is *also* true that words become useless when their definitions are too sloppy or numerous. When that happens, one must use many more words than would be otherwise necessary to communicate his meaning. When communication becomes too wordy it becomes hard to understand.

  61. A Grand Plan by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    I say there's an easy way to solve this debate. Take all of the people here supporting the ban of the claim that water can reduce dehydration, and all of the people thinking it's silly into two groups.

    Drop both in the middle of the desert. To the people in support of water we leave 30 gallons each of the water of their choice.

    To the people against the "absurd" claim that water can reduce dehydration, we give them either nothing or all the hot sauce they can carry.

    Then we come back after a week and re-poll to see where the general though on dehydration and water is trending.

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  62. Still a Stupid Counter by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Hey, your comeback is just as stupid as the last guy that brought up that XKCD...

    In short it's reasonable to think other people might not know something about cereal. It's stupid to assume anyone still living does not know about what liquids do when you drink them.

    Also where in the statement on water does it claim to omit something harmful?

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    1. Re:Still a Stupid Counter by Pentium100 · · Score: 1

      It's stupid to assume anyone still living does not know about what liquids do when you drink them.

      Then explain me the reason why would the statement in question be printed on the label of a bottle of water? After all, paint (or whatever they use for printing labels) costs money, even though the cost of that one sentence is really small (but adds up over millions of bottles), why would the company choose to reduce its profit by printing it? If it did not print the statement, the label size could be reduced, saving more money.

    2. Re:Still a Stupid Counter by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Really? With all that bull flying about and the marketing hype around various "good" or "bad" ingredients of food? People have been made insecure about what they know to the point that they don't really know what they know anymore.

      People have been led to believe various thinks about their food. The "low fat" craze led to some rather bizarre contraptions where you now get food that's "low fat" where the fat has simply been replaced by processed carbohydrates that mimic fat (in every way, including the health implications), and now we get to hear that carbohydrates are bad so we replace it with protein. It might surprise you, but even the "good" proteins are bad in certain quantity and quality, due to the metabolites they get processed to if ingested in higher quantity.

      We have fat snacks that are marketed to contain "the most valuable parts of milk". Why? Because we've been led to believe that milk is good for you. Well, it is... if not reduced to milk fat and milk sugar, as it is in this case. We got some rather crappy snacks that are "as valuable as a little steak". Draw your own conclusions. Or how about the MSG craze and how everything has to be "without MSG", only to be pumped to the brim with yeast extract, which is essentially exactly that?

      People do not know what they eat and drink anymore. They've been spinned 'til they were dizzy and they're now at the point where they don't even know anymore what's good and what's not, because on one hand they get to hear that their food and drinks contain the best of $good_stuff, only to hear in the next sensationalist TV show what a scam it actually is.

      They don't know anymore what liquids do. At the very least, they're not entirely sure anymore.

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  63. Read again by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    There is nothing explicit in this statement that implies other liquids hydrate or not.

    Well that's pretty much my whole point, so thanks for the support.

    That's the same mistake they are making is disallowing the claim.

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    1. Re:Read again by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      It's like the claim by cereals that they give you the nutrients needed to start the day. It's not untrue by itself. What's misleading about it is that cereals are probably not the best kind of nutrients to start the day because there's better sources of carbohydrates, protein and fat to start the day on. But that's what this statements implies.

      Same about water. Yes, it a source of fluids and it prevents dehydration. Technically not wrong, but at the same time not the best source of hydration either. But that's what's implied here.

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  64. Known to the state of California... by Rich0 · · Score: 1

    Just another example of the kinds of logic that brought us stuff like:

    "This product contains a chemical known to the State of California to cause cancer."

    "Water - 99.99999%. In accordance with the New Jersey right to know act, contents partially unknown." Yup, there just might be a carbon atom floating around somewhere in there...

  65. Sorry, but it isn't by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You can whine all you like about how it should be, that isn't how it is. Natural language is an evolving thing. It changes all the time, and in different regions and so on. I don't care if that upsets your geek sensibilities that is how they actually work.

    You have to deal with the real world, and in the real world, words have multiple meanings and those meanings shift with time. Like it or not, it is how things are.

  66. Wow..... by Outtascope · · Score: 1

    The claim that water prevents dehydration is demonstrably false. The decision was made to protect the willfully ignorant and the hopelessly stupid, like the people here posting with their self-righteous populist outrage about how "dem big gubment politishuns gone done sumtin stupid 'gain". Do us a favor and pull your heads out of your collective asses.

    Think of it this way: Does air prevent a plane from crashing? Does water prevent a boat from sinking? Yes, it's true that a plane cannot fly without air (aerodynamic flight to any pedants, I know what you are thinking). Having air, however does not prevent a plane from falling from the sky. A boat necessarily requires water in order to float. Having water does not, however, mean that a boat won't sink. Likewise, water is required to be hydrated. Water alone, however, DOES NOT PREVENT DEHYDRATION. Saying that this is a stupid decision would be akin to saying that it should be perfectly acceptable for a company to sell cans of air to passengers in an airport to prevent their flight from crashing, or cruise lines telling passengers that bottled of water makes a suitable substitute for a life preserver.

    Just because your teeny weeny little brain can't get around the fact that sometimes there are actually people in elected/appointed positions making decisions that are both correct and good intentioned in addition to those that aren't, doesn't mean that you should react as though you are afloat in a sea of stupidity. A little investigation might lead you to discover that you are the one filling the wading pool in which you stand.

    1. Re:Wow..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      look at this fucking retard ranting about how everyone else is stupid. kill yourself.

  67. nuke the EU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what's with that shithole region always descending into retardation. burn it all down and cleanse the gene pool.

  68. Look out Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look out Apple your next !

  69. Cool story, bro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t
    limit filter sucks like a hoover

  70. Article 14 of Regulation (EC) No 1924/2006 by beck24 · · Score: 1
    The claim was rejected as such:

    The proposed claim does not comply with the requirements for a disease risk reduction claim pursuant to Article 14 of Regulation (EC) No 1924/2006

    Article 14 states:

    In order to ensure that the claims made are truthful, it is necessary that the substance that is the subject of the claim is present in the final product in quantities that are sufficient, or that the substance is absent or present in suitably reduced quantities, to produce the nutritional or physiological effect claimed. The substance should also be available to be used by the body. In addition, and where appropriate, a significant amount of the substance producing the claimed nutritional or physiological effect should be provided by a quantity of the food that can reasonably be expected to be consumed.

    Source

    I fail to see how it doesn't comply...

  71. You can make "stupid" by dbIII · · Score: 1

    That's what misleading advertising and PR are for.

  72. Wasn't it Tomato Paste? by ryzvonusef · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I am not a chef, but I thought it was *tomato paste* rather than *tomato sauce* in the pizza base, which I understand are two different things (Tomato paste just being puréed tomatoes or some such, IIRC)

    As for *why* it is there? Well, it's a matter of tastes, here in Asia (at least in my part of the world) people like things spicy and sour. VERY spicy and sour.(Hint, you make *light* pickles in water base, we make a lot more *heavier* pickles in oil base, your pickles taste like flavoured water to us, to be given to kids. Major difference in taste)

    Ketchup has vinegar in it, which makes it kinda sour and tangy. Also, in my country, they also give either "Hot&Spicy" (Some chillies thrown in) or "Chili Garlic"(a lot more chillies and garlic paste to boot) ketchup with with it, with people preferring the last.

    Pizza without the Chilli Garlic sauce tastes rather salty and bland to our spice-tolerant tongues, with a lot of people having a "chilli-shaker" for the express purpose of adding chillies to that *bland* western food.

    So if they can't have the Chilli, they will *at least* put some ketchup to get the sourness. Better some flavour than none!

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  73. Let's have COMMON SENSE by ivrogne · · Score: 1

    So would it also be OK for Marlboro to write stuff like that on their cigarette packets? "warning: if you quit smoking, you could die of cancer." "some doctors prefer this brand of cigarettes" "many smokers have won the lottery"

  74. TFA reads like written by bottled water lobby by Sqr(twg) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Here's a better article on the same subject from the same newspaper.

    The correct advice would be "Drink water when you are thirsty and when you are sweating[1]." There are no studies showing that drinking while neither thirsty nor sweating would reduce the risk of dehydration.

    The EU took a stand against the lobbyist's here. It is the exact opposite of what happened when the US declared pizza a vegetable.

    [1] In really dry and hot climate (like a desert) you might not notice that you are sweating, so drink anyways.

    1. Re:TFA reads like written by bottled water lobby by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps, then, they should require bottlers to say that excessive water consumption can lead to swelling of the brain and death??

  75. That is NOT what the Guardian wrote... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    long time, increasingly frustrated, reader, first time poster

    Seriously, Slashdot? Have we gone that low in publishing standards?

    The Guardian never wrote such things, contrary to what TFA sneakily implies in its byline (while linking to The Telegraph: a rag notorious for its vociferous anti-EU stance).
    In fact, the Guardian wrote the exact opposite:

    The EU has not said that water isn't healthy, and it's ruling on the vexatious claim that bottled water can prevent dehydration is perfectly sensible

    Read the full article at the Guardian for a sensible explanation of why the EU did not, in fact, "rule that water was not good for you" or whatever. The article also takes the time to bash all the right-wing tabloids that picked up and distorted the news (welcome to the club, Slashdot).

  76. Let's be *even more* accurate here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You've been mislead.

    First off, I don't know where you got your definition from (since you don't cite anywhere) but dehydration is *not* defined as a lack of water. Here's one part of what Wikipedia has to say on the subject:

    > There are three types of dehydration: hypotonic or hyponatremic (primarily a loss of electrolytes, sodium in particular), hypertonic
    > or hypernatremic (primarily a loss of water), and isotonic or isonatremic (equal loss of water and electrolytes)

    So, if you are suffering from hypotonic dehydration then you are not suffering from a lack of water and drinking more water will not help. Please read the wikipedia article http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dehydration for more information.

    Second, look at what the EU was *actually* ruling over. The specific claim is that "[..] regular consumption of significant amounts of water can reduce the risk of development of dehydration and of concomitant decrease of performance." No, what reduces the risk of dehydration is drinking *sufficient* fluids (e.g., water) while maintaining you salt levels. "Significant" is neither here nor there, it needs to be enough, which depends the current rate of fluid loss (urination, perspiration, etc).

    What's actually happening here is that two doctors deliberately created a phrase that sounds obvious (hell, it fooled you and me too when I first read it) but is actually wrong. They knew the EU would advise against it (not ban, actually). The anti-EU right-wing newspapers can then print their stories about how crazy and outrageous this ruling is.

    It's a common enough game for these newspapers: we've heard stories about EU banning sausages, cucumbers, etc under the headline "you can't make this up" ... only these newspapers do.

  77. scary by anonieuweling · · Score: 1

    I suddenly remember the watre bottles they had at the HAR2009 conference.
    See one of them here: http://chaos-darmstadt.de/cda/bilder/har2009/2009-08-16%2015.48.15.jpg
    And now they made this forbidden.
    Very scary.
    This must be 1985.

  78. well done by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    You've given a proper smackdown, I'm not be facetious: if slashdot is for science nerds, then this is the we should understand this topic. Thank you

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  79. When you're all done laughing ... by golodh · · Score: 5, Insightful
    consider this statement:

    Prof Brian Ratcliffe, spokesman for the Nutrition Society, said dehydration was usually caused by a clinical condition and that one could remain adequately hydrated without drinking water. He said: âoeThe EU is saying that this does not reduce the risk of dehydration and that is correct. âoeThis claim is trying to imply that there is something special about bottled water which is not a reasonable claim.â

    Of course drinking water (from the tap of from bottles) prevents you from getting dehydrated ... if you are an otherwise healthy person. No doubt about it.

    If, on the other hand you are suffering from a clinical condition that puts you at risk of dehydration, you shouldn't rely on bottled water as a form of self-medication, but you should consult your GP. Unfortunately, allowing manufacturers to put the claim reduces the risk of dehydration on bottles of water blurs the line between a normal person drinking water simply to keep from becoming dehydrated and someone with a medical condition refraining from seeing his GP and instead relying on bottled water.

    For that reason: why allow bottled-water manufacturers to make some half-witted medical claim with which to praise their wares? Bottled water has always sold well enough without ascribing quasi-medical claims to it.

    1. Re:When you're all done laughing ... by Hentes · · Score: 1

      The actual claim is:

      “regular consumption of significant amounts of water can reduce the risk of development of dehydration and of concomitant decrease of performance”

      The important word is 'can'. This is a very broad statement, as even one case where water reduced the risk of dehydration and decrease of performance will make it true. Granted, the statement doesn't contain much information but that wasn't the question.

      For that reason: why allow bottled-water manufacturers to make some half-witted medical claim with which to praise their wares? Bottled water has always sold well enough without ascribing quasi-medical claims to it.

      This seems to be a test to try the new laws by making obvious claims. Also, it's not the scientists' job to decide what marketing an industry can use, there are laws for that. Their job is to decide whether a claim is true or false. They failed in that.

    2. Re:When you're all done laughing ... by Gaygirlie · · Score: 1

      Of course drinking water (from the tap of from bottles) prevents you from getting dehydrated ... if you are an otherwise healthy person.

      Actually, no. You can still drink too much, and that again leads to dehydration. As such that claim is already false. You could say that drinking water MAY prevent or postpone certain forms of dehydration, but it also MAY lead to other forms of it.

    3. Re:When you're all done laughing ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I simply don't care what bottlers out on their bottles... I buy based on what is in them. Everyone is splitting hairs... drinking water may prevent dehydration even though there are other medical conditions that cause dehydration that drinking water won't fix.

    4. Re:When you're all done laughing ... by golodh · · Score: 1
      Well, in a strictly logical sense I agree with you, but in a practical sense I'm struggling to see why this would be fair or reasonable statement to put on a bottle of water.

      Simply because anyone with normal cognitive powers knows that drinking water is good against thirst, and that thirst means you're getting a bit dehydrated. So the message is totally superfluous, and therein lies a danger. Namely that stating the blindingly obvious in this way suggests that there is something more, something *extra*-ordinary about this bottle of water (e..g. compared to tap water). As if there were any added medical benefits to it. Which of course there aren't.

      On another (but related) subject I also object to your line of reasoning that just because something is technically true you should be allowed to put it on foodstuffs or use it to make claims to medical effect.

      Because you can then legitimately make the claim that wearing high heels "can reduce the risk of development of dehydration". It ought to be true because people wearing high heels aren't as likely to go for long walks in the mid-day sun (if only because the darn things are so uncomfortable).

      A slightly less contrived example would be that eating a super-sized portion of fries every afternoon "can reduce the risk of development of dehydration". That too ought to be true, if only because the added salt will make you feel thirsty and will encourage you to drink something. Again: a tenuous (but true) connection with the claim under consideration, and that offers many more disadvantages than advantages.

      So either you drop the word "can" (in my opinion a typical example of a weasel word in this context) for being gratuitously suggestive, or you take the position that you ought to be able to claim the same anti-dehydration benefits for high heels and french fries as you do for a bottle of water.

  80. Natural vs synthetic by UBfusion · · Score: 1

    Supposing that by "basic foods" you meant "natural foods", IMHO the tax plans are meant to promote at all costs "plastic foods" which have much higher profit margins. Even in schools. Even when plastic food reduces your and your children's life expectancy by 10 or more years. I'm starting to get sympathetic to those conspiracy theorists that say this is a part of the great plan to effectively and proactively reduce the population of the Earth.

    Fruits and vegetables need a lot of care and affection to come to your grocery store in that great shape and look, while all "plastic" food needs is a colourful and shiny packaging. Not to mention that producing natural products requires human labour too

    Does any sane person actually believe those studies arguing that ketchup is "equivalent" to fresh tomatoes or that canned orange juice is offers the same health benefits as fresh oranges?

  81. Affirming the consequent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe there is another reason that EU should ban producers to claim that bottled water prevents dehydration (premise). It would trigger a common logical mistake constantly abused by advertisement companies, leading to the conclusion: if you want to prevent dehydration, you'd better drink bottled water.

    B: Drink bottled water
    D: Prevent dehydration

    B => D
    D
    therefore, B
    See any book on mathematical logic, or simply http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Affirming_the_consequent

    You don't have to drink bottled water to prevent dehydration. It can be anything which prevents dehydration, as pointed out by Prof Ratcliffe in the article. (I believe the claim would lead to logical issues if we used quantifiers also.)

  82. Post is misleading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    New Kohath claims to be citing The Guardian (a respectable British centre-left newspaper), but the only link is to the right-wing Telegraph newspaper, which has a track-record of publishing "made up" (or, at least, grossly misrepresented) stories about the EU.

    The Guardian article here: http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/the-lay-scientist/2011/nov/18/1 provides much more depth and debunks this "EU daft ruling". This link provides a much more revealing article.

    Please update the posting to include a link to the actual Guardian article: not doing this is dishonest.

    1. Re:Post is misleading by russotto · · Score: 1

      The Guardian article here: http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/the-lay-scientist/2011/nov/18/1 provides much more depth and debunks this "EU daft ruling". This link provides a much more revealing article.

      Aside from all the apologizing for the EU, the only real bit of extra information it provides is that this wasn't from the bottled water producers but a test case (troll?) from a couple of professors. From the article:

      Firstly, "regular consumption" of water doesn't reduce the risk of dehydration any more than eating a pork pie a day reduces the risk of starvation.

      True but vacuous; eating a pork pie a day does reduce the risk of starvation.

      If I drink half a pint of bottled water while running through a desert in the blistering sun, I'll still end up dehydrated, and if I drink several bottles today, that won't prevent me from dehydrating tomorrow.

      True but irrelevant; the claim doesn't indicate these are true. By analogy: you can take an aspirin a day but if you smoke like a chimney and eat nothing but saturated fat, you're still at elevated risk of a heart attack. And if you stop taking the aspirin, the protective effect disappears.

      Secondly, dehydration doesn't just mean a lack of water, or 'being thirsty'; electrolytes like sodium are important too.

      No, I'm sorry, dehydration does in fact mean a lack of water. Being low on sodium while having plenty of water is a different condition, hyponatremia.

  83. Sound decision, rationale by ivec · · Score: 5, Informative

    Through most of Europe, tap water is perfectly drinkable, and healthier that bottled water. So what this European committee ruled on is whether companies selling bottled water have the right to promote them by claiming that they have a therapeutic benefit. I think it's quite ok to reject this claim.

    In my office, we have this big fridge distributing bottled drinks, made available by a company linked to Coca-Cola. It comes with printed claims and brochures explaining what we need to drink at least 4 x 5 dl per day (the machine contains free bottles of 5 dl).
    I'm an MD, and while a liquid intake of 1.5 to 2 liters is generally needed, it is wise to get most of it from the tap, or from soups and vegetables. You can certainly live well without any "drinks" - and premature death is guaranteed to those who would drink four bottles of these sugary drinks every day.

  84. Beer ! by ivec · · Score: 1

    My friend living in Japan was bringing local colleages to a training to be performed in Germany. As they passed through the security controls (this was before the US 9/11), he discovered that one of his Japanese friends had dozens of bottles of water in his carry-on. He asked him why...
    The explanation given by the colleague was that he had heard that beer is the water of Germans, Germans only drink beer (yes, it's a popular joke...). But he doesn't drink beer and he needs water...

  85. Guys I hate to break this to you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But even if I will not mention the issue of creationism, the Telegraph is probably misreporting a fact (the telegraph is part of the sensationalism press when it comes to the EU)

    The real ruling is probably due to the fact that bottled water brands are trying to claim that it is better at hydratation than other products. If you read the telegraph and slashdot without cross checking facts, you are sadly dumber than your idea of Eurocrats.

  86. Drinking about 2 gallons of water will kill you.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .. by dehydration. (if your salt is not replenished in time)

      I will spell it out for those of you who have been staring at the naked torso in the biology classroom, instead of listening.
    Drinking water will decrease your salt levels and causes your cells to expel water to maintain the correct level of salinity.
    This causes your cells to dehydrate and wrinkle like a raisin, until you die or replenish your salt.
    Drinking sea water does the exact opposite causing the cells to take in more water until they pop and you die.

    So bottled water with the correct level of salinity (basically iv fluid) will prevent and cure dehydration.
    But that tastes terrible and is unsellable.

  87. This is to prevent abuse. by AftanGustur · · Score: 3, Informative
    You have to read this in context. The EU is banning the claim that water helps fight dehydration, on water bottles.

    Of course Water does fight dehydration, but so does Coka-Cola, Orange Juice as well as most drinks containing large quantities of Water.

    The EU is simply refusing generic statements on products that don't have any distinguishing meaning compared to other products in the same class.

    McDonalds might want to put "Two BigMacs will give you 70% of your daily calories need", which may be true, but it is highly misleading.

    The whole purpose of this EU law is that consumers can trust the statements made by manufacturers are both true and distinguishing for that product compared to others in the same class.

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    1. Re:This is to prevent abuse. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the only abuse occurring here is government interference.

    2. Re:This is to prevent abuse. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -1, Brainwashed.

    3. Re:This is to prevent abuse. by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      It's more than just that. Dehydration is a symptom not the cause itself, and sometimes drinking more water will not help because you're actually lacking electrolytes. In fact in those cases drinking too much water will make you worse, not better.

  88. I live in the EU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The water here doesn't prevent dehydration, and I doubt that when I move to USA it suddenly will... If it works for You, fine, but it doesn't work for european people, like me. Believe me, I've tried. If one drinks more water than one needs for a longer amount of time, the effect is dhiarrea which not only doesn't prevent dehydration, but can cause it.

  89. Er, no by ebcdic · · Score: 1

    Most bottled water is sold by those same soft drink companies. For example, the Coca Cola company owns dozens of bottled water brands.

  90. The EU is right by drolli · · Score: 1

    If i stop the intake of water then dehydration will follow, no matter if i consumed it regularly before or not.

    So it does *not* decrease the risk of dehydration. The risks stay the same.

    Moreover, also an intake of .5L per day could be regular, but not prevent dehydration.

  91. H2O & O2 Toxic by anorlunda · · Score: 1

    Consider the evidence. 100% of the people through history who drank water died, or will die. Ditto for those who breathed air. Clearly that proves that H2O and O2 must be deadly toxins.

    If the EU can't disprove that, I guess they must ban them.

  92. Fire by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    They should also look into this 'fire' thing. It's time to put to rest the age old myth that fire burns. It's not fire that burns, it's some material that burns, and 'burns' really means that some material is undergoing oxidization and temperature increase.

  93. This is what we've came to eh? by episodic · · Score: 1

    Hi, I'm almost a 40 year old internet cumgrudgeon. I've been on the net so long, I still type gopher:// and telnet by mistake sometimes, and I knew how to use finger in a way that didn't offend. I had high hopes for the internet when it came out. But this right here wants me to sever my wifi connection and read a physical book. Ya hear me? You guys are arguing weather or not water hydrates you. Really 500 + posts about this? The internet is letting me down. Sigh.

  94. the ftc disallows deceptive advertising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    really, snowgirl. please learn some facts before
    spewing this forum with misinformation.

  95. Hyponatremia &c. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another issue that hasn't been pointed out here is the host of problems associated with drinking *too much* water. We were warned in First Responder training, for example, that hyponatremia has often been mistaken as sun-stroke, but water is the problem rather than the solution for hyponatremia; it can occur because of drinking too much water when you're exerting and sweating, which then flushes out vital electrolytes from the body. Bottled-water manufacturers suggesting that people drink "significant" amounts of water could be seriously endangering their customers' health.

  96. Selling bottled water and fridges for Inuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Advertisements are used all over the world to let people buy things. Telling people the drinking of bottled water keeps you from dehydration is the same as telling them that Actimel is healthy. Yes, yoghurt ist not bad for your health and even if Actimel is full of sugar it is still healthier than not eating. However, these advertisements imply that only eating that yohgurt or that bottle of water is healthy, meaning other sources are bad. And that is wrong and therefor it shall not be used in advertisements. You can drink the water which comes out of the tap. In all EU countries I have been, that water is of better quality as the stuff you can buy at the supermarket. Furthermore, it is controlled more often and has to be "cleaner" as table water.

    Selling bottled water to people - lets say in Gemrany - is like selling fridges to Inuit or sand to Bedouin or to carry coals to Newcastle. BTW: It is ecological insane to transport water in bottles around the world when there is save tap water. But that's another story.

  97. Not what he said by GerryHattrick · · Score: 2

    He said that water (implying buying it in bottles) is not necessary to maintain 'hydration' (whatever that means) in the interests of health. Like, you can drink tea or fill a cup at the watercooler. He meant you can't make an advertising health claim that running around like a big baby with a plastic bottle and teat is better for you than having a drink when you feel like it

  98. Re:Drinking about 2 gallons of water will kill you by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

    I think you got your osmosis effect backward.

  99. you can drown by drinking too much water by rkww · · Score: 1

    Drinking water for dehydration can be lethal.

  100. The EU refuses to back snake-oil sellers's lies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Snake-oil seller's unhappy. News at 11.

  101. There should be a warning on the label. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Regular consumption of significant amounts of water can result in death. (for some values of 'significant')

  102. Its only fair if.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they want to claim that

    'regular consumption of significant amounts of water can reduce the risk of development of dehydration'.

    that they should let them, then require them by law to include a warning on their bottles that

    'regular consumption of significant amounts of water can lead to water poisoning'.

  103. Misled by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Really? With all that bull flying about and the marketing hype around various "good" or "bad" ingredients of food? People have been made insecure about what they know to the point that they don't really know what they know anymore.

    That too is a stupid argument, because the statement about water in question has nothing to say about ingredients - only effect, that effete being one everyone is utterly familiar with since the dawn of mankind.

    If the statement said ANYTHING else, like even that it had energizing minerals, or that "it brought a spring to your step" I might agree. But as it stands it is indefensible and you are beclowning with you support.

    Ask 4000 people if drinking water will help if you are dehydrated, what answer do you suppose you will get... yet you would pretend otherwise, that people are "confused" about what happens when they are thirsty and want something to drink!

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  104. Why not? by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Then explain me the reason why would the statement in question be printed on the label of a bottle of water?

    Np, YOU explain to ALL OF US why it should be disallowed to print a simple FACT on anything. What happened to freedom of speech? When you are not allowed to print a simple fact why is that not an utter transgression, a boot on the throughout of humanity? Yet you would lick that boot and ask for more. Have at it, I hope you get what you want but I sure hope I don't end up living there as I am not a slave to absurd demands.

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    1. Re:Why not? by Pentium100 · · Score: 1

      What happened to freedom of speech?

      Go to Germany and wear a T-shirt with a swastika on it and you will find out.

      Np, YOU explain to ALL OF US why it should be disallowed to print a simple FACT on anything.

      OK. The only reason (that I can think of) to print "a simple FACT" that "everybody knows" on the label of a product (and word it like that product was medicine) is to confuse and mislead potential customers into thinking that the product is somehow special, even though the label does not say it explicitly. Or it could be even worse - trying to confuse people into thinking that this water was medicine.

      Why else would the company go trough all the trouble of asking permission to print it?

      Or OK, if you really think that some people may not know that "simple FACT" then you should also print another, less commonly known fact that "drinking too much water will kill you". You don't see this warning on bottled water, I wonder why...

  105. No, it is not like that. by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    It's like the claim by cereals that they give you the nutrients needed to start the day.

    WRONG. It claims nothing other than something factual, that water can hydrate - it does not claim something undefinable like "it can help start the day". It doesn't say it's the best, it just says it has that effect.

    I am done responding to you, I have gone way over my quota of attempts to correct stupid people from falling on their own literary sword - repeatedly...

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  106. If water doesn't then wtf does!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    defy the EU? put a dog leash on the EU, they are wacked. They make bad weather with classified tech, then call it global warming, blame it on cars, and provide the solution as tax, brainwash the greens, and seek global control through their ponzi treaties, everything they do is tax, everything they touch turns to garbage, every government they bail out will be debt slaves. They will be teaching through propaganda, next up, the EU needs a global bank to collect the global carbon tax, a global government who will dole out eugenics, and agenda 21 while wiping sovereignty.

  107. Monitor without Stupidity by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    I prefer a society that monitors medical claims

    That's fine, but only so far as it blocks invalid medical claims. What right do they have to block true claims for anything?

    That's the Newspeak aspect, it's Newspeak by what true things they choose to block and thus change thought through language.

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    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
  108. The actual decision... by Anarchduke · · Score: 3, Informative

    interesting. It seems that the bottled water lobby wanted to declare dehydration a disease that was cured or prevented by their water. The EU decided they were full of shit and said no. Here is the text of the decision

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  109. Thankt the frozen food lobby for pizza in schools by MountainLogic · · Score: 1

    Yes, Virginia, there really is a frozen food lobby and they get congress http://www.huffingtonpost.com/kristin-wartman/pizza-is-a-vegetable_b_1101433.html to declare that because pizza has a tiny smear of processed tomato sauce pizza counts as a vegetable for the purposes of getting federal funding for school lunches.

  110. Argument by Bengie · · Score: 1

    If they're just trying to claim that consuming water reduces the chance of dehydration, no matter how technical you get, it must be true.

    If it is not true, then the opposite must be true.

    Indirectly, the EU has stated that removing H2O from your diet will not increase your chance of dehydration. I feel so much better knowing that I can just purchase dehydrated foods. They last longer and pack better anyway. If this is the case, why do people in the desert fight over water so much. Idiots don't even know drinking water doesn't reduce the chance of dehydration.

    1. Re:Argument by Jerom · · Score: 1

      Oh calm the fuck down...

      technically : Indirectly, the EU has stated that removing bottled water (not H2O in general) from your diet will not increase your chance of dehydration.

  111. Similar claim can be made by sweets producers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Regular consumption of significant amounts of sweets can reduce the risk of dying of starvation

  112. 101 uses for chips... by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    Hey americans, we invented fucking french fries. Don't tell us what we can put on them, yeah.

    I'm not American but I'll take your word for it, I never knew they could be used in that way and I REALLY don't want to know what you put on them.

  113. A quote from the article by BoFo · · Score: 1

    One thing I noticed when reading the article was the fact that the headline did not reflect the entire issue. Since it was from the Telegraph, I have learned to parse the words with care. "They applied for the right to state that “regular consumption of significant amounts of water can reduce the risk of development of dehydration” as well as preventing a decrease in performance." As well as preventing a decrease in performance. That seems a bit more than claiming their bottled water can reduce the risk of dehydration. Preventing a decrease in performance almost sounds like a health claim. In any case, I agree with the ruling (what can I say, I live in Brussels) in the sense that the claim does imply that bottled water has some special property other than coming in a convenient reusable container. I used to buy bottled water (carbonated) but got sick of the amount of plastic recyclable waste I was creating. Now I drink tap water.

  114. "stupid decision" is a better title. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps if you read a little you'd see that this didn't come from the bottled water industry nor is there any evidence that bottled water manufacturers were claiming or even planing to claim this. The submission came from two doctors: Prof. Dr. Moritz Hagenmeyer and Prof. Dr. Andreas Hahn who think the EU is getting a little stupid with their regulations and I'm inclined to agree.

    Your statements are kind of cryptic as they don't appear to form any cogent argument defending the EU's decision. Do you simply believe that should an unbranded source of something exist (say Vitamin C) then there is no grounds for a branded product containing it make a health claim? (i.e. "Contains Vitamin C - which prevents scurvy"). Or is it that you doubt the science behind the alleged benefit? That is, that water doesn't help you reduce the risk of development of dehydration. If so then your comments about "tap water" are even more strange as in that circumstance tap water also doesn't help you.

    1. Re:"stupid decision" is a better title. by ivec · · Score: 1

      Dear AC,

      Perhaps if you read a little you'd see that this didn't come from the bottled water industry nor is there any evidence that bottled water manufacturers were claiming or even planing to claim this. The submission came from two doctors: Prof. Dr. Moritz Hagenmeyer and Prof. Dr. Andreas Hahn who think the EU is getting a little stupid with their regulations and I'm inclined to agree.

      The article states "German professors Dr Andreas Hahn and Dr Moritz Hagenmeyer, who advise food manufacturers on how to advertise their products, asked the European Commission if the claim could be made on labels."
      Did I miss something? Do you believe their request was disinterested?

      Your statements are kind of cryptic as they don't appear to form any cogent argument defending the EU's decision. Do you simply believe that should an unbranded source of something exist (say Vitamin C) then there is no grounds for a branded product containing it make a health claim? (i.e. "Contains Vitamin C - which prevents scurvy").

      If the unbranded source is readily available and consumed in every home, the promotion of the branded version with misleading therapeutic claims is debatable, ethically at least.
      Here's a better analogy: Should I be allowed to sell oxygen tanks and claim that "regular breathing of significant amounts of oxygen helps fight hypoxia" ?

      Or is it that you doubt the science behind the alleged benefit? That is, that water doesn't help you reduce the risk of development of dehydration. If so then your comments about "tap water" are even more strange as in that circumstance tap water also doesn't help you.

      The science is weak, especially when the claim recommends "regular consumption of significant amounts of water". What is a "significant amount" ? Excess water intake does have detrimental health effects. Proactive drinking is recommended to prevent dehydration in some circumstances (lasting physical exercise, exceptional heat, to the elderly), but in general listening to one's thirst is adequate. Also, if someone actually suffers from dehydration, a significant water intake can be dangerous; if you want a simple advice, slowly chewing and eating a vegetable is a better bet.

      I'm not saying the EU doesn't have more urgent things to deal with, but had I been asked to rule on the appropriateness of the claim, I would have reached the same conclusion.

    2. Re:"stupid decision" is a better title. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps if you read a little you'd see that this didn't come from the bottled water industry nor is there any evidence that bottled water manufacturers were claiming or even planing to claim this. The submission came from two doctors: Prof. Dr. Moritz Hagenmeyer and Prof. Dr. Andreas Hahn who think the EU is getting a little stupid with their regulations and I'm inclined to agree.

      The article states "German professors Dr Andreas Hahn and Dr Moritz Hagenmeyer, who advise food manufacturers on how to advertise their products, asked the European Commission if the claim could be made on labels." Did I miss something?

      Clearly. Hann works for a Food Science department of a university. It's not unreasonable that they consult with food manufacturers on this subject. The actual request was not submitted by any manufacturer but by the doctors themselves.

      Your statements are kind of cryptic as they don't appear to form any cogent argument defending the EU's decision. Do you simply believe that should an unbranded source of something exist (say Vitamin C) then there is no grounds for a branded product containing it make a health claim? (i.e. "Contains Vitamin C - which prevents scurvy").

      If the unbranded source is readily available and consumed in every home, the promotion of the branded version with misleading therapeutic claims is debatable, ethically at least.

      You're making a distinction without a difference. The key word in your argument is "misleading". Sure it's unethical to promote misleading therapeutic claims however this would be the case even if the product was unbranded. For example advocating someone self-medicate with oyster mushrooms rather than (or in addition to) their prescribed lovastatin is unethical. While Oyster mushrooms contain statins it would be pretty difficult to judge the dosage. Thus it would be *misleading* to consider them equivalent therapy.

      The science is weak, especially when the claim recommends "regular consumption of significant amounts of water". What is a "significant amount" ?

      What is weak? More likely to have studies supporting it or less? If so, then the wording is actually a stronger claim. You could argue that it's a less useful claim since it makes it difficult for the person to medicate properly. However that's a pretty obscure usage of "weak".

      Excess water intake does have detrimental health effects.

      Umm...at what dosages? What you didn't specify? Didn't you just use that to call something weak? Huh. The LD50 for water intake is pretty huge and difficult to achieve. I'd expect that the margin of error here is pretty large.

      Proactive drinking is recommended to prevent dehydration in some circumstances (lasting physical exercise, exceptional heat, to the elderly), but in general listening to one's thirst is adequate.

      So these people are at risk of dehydration. Can you name a common medical ailment which is unlikely to have had advisement or management by an MD which places someone at risk of dehydration but that drinking water would be detrimental?

      Also, if someone actually suffers from dehydration, a significant water intake can be dangerous; if you want a simple advice, slowly chewing and eating a vegetable is a better bet.

      Reaching are we? That's outside of the scope of the advice. Weak argument.

    3. Re:"stupid decision" is a better title. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps if you read a little you'd see that this didn't come from the bottled water industry nor is there any evidence that bottled water manufacturers were claiming or even planing to claim this. The submission came from two doctors: Prof. Dr. Moritz Hagenmeyer and Prof. Dr. Andreas Hahn who think the EU is getting a little stupid with their regulations and I'm inclined to agree.

      The article states "German professors Dr Andreas Hahn and Dr Moritz Hagenmeyer, who advise food manufacturers on how to advertise their products, asked the European Commission if the claim could be made on labels."
      Did I miss something?

      Clearly. Hann works for a Food Science department of a university. It's not unreasonable that they consult with food manufacturers on this subject. The actual request was not submitted by any manufacturer but by the doctors themselves.

      Wow. So you are saying: "He submitted to European regulators a request for bottled manufactures to make a specific health-related claim out of a purely personal endeavor. He spent the time and paid the fees only to show the system can be abused. No manufacturer of bottled water actually intended to use the claim."

      It was entertaining at first, but I think you've buried yourself deep enough into BS for me to stay away from the stink.

      The claim wanted to recommend "regular consumption of significant amounts of water". Water is fine, "significant amounts" is certainly dubious. No one is hurt by the rejection of this request, as pointless as it was; a more reasonable claim could still be made. This same regulatory system prevents businessmen from selling oxygen tanks claiming that "regular breathing of significant amounts of oxygen helps fight hypoxia", and this is good. If anyone cares to point aspects of the EU that need to be fixed, he'd better start with some of the more serious issues.

      Bye.

  115. I piss on your mineral water! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cheers to the Euros for preventing the bottled water marketeers from claim that their product is needed to prevent de-hydration. Tap water will do that more effectively because it does not cost so much. Evian spelled backwards....

  116. Logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    European committee logic:
    You can stay hydrated with only food. I did this on a raw vegan diet.
    -OR-
    A Coca-Cola rep is offering me 5.6mil Euros to pass this law.

  117. You have to add sugar to tomatoes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you put them in a stew or sauce because tomatoes are not sweet.

  118. Because it's dangerous! by Kirth · · Score: 1

    There should be a warning Label: "WARNING excessive consumption of dihydrogen-monoxide can cause severe injuries and death, especially when consumend trough the respiratory tract".

    Every year, thousands of people world-wide die of dihydrogen-monoxide (ah well, a lot less than those that die of the lack of it, actually).

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    "The more prohibitions there are, The poorer the people will be" -- Lao Tse
  119. calm down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, everyone calm down. The bottled water companies wanted to put a dubious medical claim on their bottles, and when they got caught because contrary to their expectations it was investigated by actual scientists, they decided to run to the press for sympathy, knowing that Britain's yellow journalism doesn't let facts get in the way of writing a sensationalist story.

  120. Mod up: Electrolytes are vital by mathmathrevolution · · Score: 1

    I am disappointed that so many "scientifically literate" people here at slashdot are just naively piling on the EU without critically examining the claims of a bottled water distributor. Yes, preventing dehydration does require maintaining a proper electrolytic balance. Drinking excess water can cause serious health problems and deplete the body of salts.

  121. Pretzel logic by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

    By EU logic then, many current automobile commercials should be banned if they show a car zooming around in anything but bumper-to-bumper traffic.

  122. Water does not help the Human body to hydrate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is just brain dead stupid. So I guess I'l have to be arrested and sent to jail??

  123. Have you tried the new concentrated 10x water ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You just dilute it with water...and enjoy.