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  1. Obviously on Yahoo Will Ignore IE 10's "Do Not Track" · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Is it really a surprise that a failing business like Yahoo! would ignore its users in an attempt to make money?

    Look, the obvious lesson here is that no business can be trusted to keep secrets. Also: Water is wet, fire is hot. Don't give out anything you don't want to get out there, no matter what some PHB promises you.

  2. Re:Laptops are easy. on Stealing Laptops For Class Credit · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I work for a large company, large enough that I see people I don't recognize on our campus every single day.

    Two years ago this weekend (Presidents Day, which is a holiday at our office) we had an enterprising thief roll a cart around our office around 5 PM on Friday, loading up laptops. Of course, by then most everyone had skipped out for their long weekend, but if someone was in the office he'd tell them it was for the "weekend virus scanner upgrade", promising people that their machines would be back on Tuesday morning.

    I don't know this part for a fact -- our security people and management don't talk about this at all -- but I've heard it enough that I believe it: When someone objected to having their laptop taken, he'd act irritated and ask why they "didn't reply to any of the emails about the upgrade" and then make a show of updating his clipboard -- he'd collect the asset tag from the machine, office number and actually get the person to sign on the line.

    I have no idea how many machines he made off with, but it was enough that we all had to suffer new BS security procedures for a year afterword. I would imagine that you could do this at pretty much any big office and get away with it.

  3. Re:WOAH WOAH WOAH on Torvalds Becomes an American Citizen · · Score: 1

    Bravo, sir. Bravo.

  4. Derp on Torvalds Becomes an American Citizen · · Score: 4, Funny

    He took our jerbs!

  5. Re:The originals really are something else on Homebrew Cray-1 · · Score: 1

    I used to work in Engineering -- this takes me back. Who owns those building now? Celestica? The new Cray spin-off?

  6. The originals really are something else on Homebrew Cray-1 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Back when I was an intern with SGI, we took a day off* to visit the Chippewa Falls Museum**, which has a good-size collection of Control Data and Cray Supercomputer relics along with other items relevant to my interests***.

    I got to poke around inside of an original Cray-1. To me, the most interesting thing about it was just how insanely packed the internal wiring was; I'd been expecting the intricate plumbing, but the sheer volume of wires running from Point A to Point B was really impressive. I mentioned this to the guy giving the tour, who turned out to be a retired manufacturing supervisor -- he told me that the hardest part of his job was finding women with both enough skill and small enough hands to handle the internal wiring jobs. The thing had been assembled *by hand*, every connection in this crazy bulk of wired clipped or soldered into place one after another.

    Anyhow, after that I sat on the couch. It was not comfy.

    * My boss was *pissed* about this -- she went around telling anyone that would listen that "interns are here to work, not go sightseeing". This marks the one and only time in my career that anyone in HR has ever done anything worthwhile, calling her up and telling her this was part of the program and she didn't get a vote.
    ** Seymour Cray moved to Chippewa Falls, his hometown, when he was still with Control Data because he felt most middle managers wouldn't want to drive that far just to bother him. Visionary man, that Seymour Cray.
    *** Stuff from Leinenkugals.

  7. Richest? on Richest Planetary System Discovered With 7 Planets · · Score: 3, Insightful

    At seven planets, I'm reasonably sure this qualifies as the *second* richest planetary system we're aware of.

  8. Seems legit to me on Onion Story Gets Blown Out of Proportion · · Score: 1

    "Should event occur in urban areas.... Jesus.... (haunted) That's.. classified."

    Seriously, people are complete and total retards. And I mean that in the 3rd grade definition, not in any clinical sense. This should not be news to anyone, especially those of us who've been kicking around the internet for more than a couple of weeks.

  9. www.suicideshrimp.com on Antidepressants In the Water Are Making Shrimp Suicidal · · Score: 3, Funny

    Whereas some people see disturbing potential side effects of our best attempts to regulate brain chemistry, I see a business opportunity and a way to meet heavily-tattooed hot short girls.

  10. Re:This is the loaded term on Nerds Still More Likely To Get Bullied · · Score: 1

    I realize that this being Slashdot and this being a bully thread we're going to get a lot of "woe is me" replies, but on the flip side kids don't become bullies just because they wake up and decide it'd be a fun way to pass the time. Based on my childhood sample, they do it because:

    (a) It's the conflict resolution method they learned at home, either from dad beating the hell out of mom or both parents laying into the kid, or
    (b) They're screwed up emotionally, often from abuse, and as children don't have any idea how to deal with it.

    One of the bullies who caused me (and a lot of other kids) a lot of grief in middle school turned out to have been molested by his uncle. Another lived in a trailer park and had no mom and a dad who was constantly falling down drunk and, I suspect, physically abusive to him. These are just the two I know for sure about, I'm betting that this isn't some wildly exotic circumstance.

    In retrospect, I'm the one who got off easy. What those poor kids had to deal with was far, far worse than having their books slapped out of their hands or the occasional bumps and bruises.

  11. Obviously on RIAA Says LimeWire Owes $1.5 Trillion · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It should be clear to anyone that the damage caused by Limewire dwarf those from, say, BP.

    Also, the RIAA is full of retards. No offense to people with actual disabilities, mind you, unless they work at the RIAA.

  12. Still worked out better than my own predictions on Bill Gates's The Road Ahead, 15 Years Later · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's easy to make fun of Bill for his predictions, but I'll admit my own haven't worked out so great either. Here from 1995:

    - By 2010, as many as 1 out of every 25 people will have an email account, causing massive slowdown of the FidoNet.
    - I'll never be that old guy who gets his video-game ass handed to him by 13 year olds.
    - Register sex.com? Nah, that'd be a waste of $100.
    - Being a programmer will be a totally safe field -- it's not like people in India will suddenly all get computers and start coding.

    Ouch.

  13. One up on Sniffing the Wireless Traffic of MIT Students · · Score: 1

    Shoulda saved the results of the sniffing to Richard Stallman's account for old times sake.

  14. Re:A free society. on US Supreme Court Upholds Indefinite Confinement · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Justices decide if the Constitution prohibits a law, not if the law is a good idea.

    IANACL (I Am Not A Constitutional Lawyer), but I don't understand how this law would necessarily be unconstitutional -- these people are being given access to due process, and are essentially being held on the same legal basis that the government uses to commit the dangerously mentally ill (which, really, is what these folks are).

    This isn't to debate the merits of the law itself, of course, but blaming the Democratic-leaning justices for ruling on the law's constitutionality (esp, in a 7-2 decision) is pretty weak.

  15. Re:Scope on US Supreme Court Upholds Indefinite Confinement · · Score: 4, Funny

    Actually it is even more limited than that - they have to be mentally ill as well as "sexually dangerous".

    Another obvious issue with this ruling is that "Sexually Dangerous" just sounds like a Prince song.

  16. Scope on US Supreme Court Upholds Indefinite Confinement · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Reading about this today, I found that the scope of this particular decision is less scary than I initially assumed -- it's limited to prisoners who meet a standard as being "sexually dangerous", so they're not just being held without due process. Apparently this applies to about 100 prisoners nationwide.

    The trouble here is that we, as a society, have real trouble in applying common sense in our legal system. You start with an obvious good thing (keeping violent sex offenders behind bars) and it grows into something completely different -- consider the way the term "sex offender" has been distorted. Once you start allowing this sort of action, where's the protection that keeps it from growing into something else?

    Are we going to start seeing 18 year-olds locked up forever because they had sex with a girl a few months younger than them? It sounds silly, but we already routinely label this a "sex offense". Will taking a drunken piss in an alley set you up for decades in prison? Again, common sense says that's ridiculous but again, it can already get you labeled as a sex offender.

    Until we figure out a way to legislate in a way that applies some degree of common sense, this sort of thing just can't be allowed.

  17. Re:SELL! on Stock Market Sell-Off Might Stem From Trader's Fat Finger · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yes, why should anyone be concerned that their ability to afford food and heat in their declining years is dependent on the long-term stability of a system that can be radically damaged by a single mistyped letter?

    I guess we're all just lucky this guy hit "b" and not "z".

  18. SELL! on Stock Market Sell-Off Might Stem From Trader's Fat Finger · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I suspect that I speak for everyone with their retirement money and/or savings invested in the markets when I say: HO-LY SHIT.

    Frankly, I was more comfortable with the concept that the DOW could drop 1000 points in one afternoon due to some obscure overseas debt concerns than I am the idea that the DOW can drop 1000 points in one afternoon because of a fucking typo. I realize that markets and the economy in general are collective illusions to begin with and all that, but do we really need to be reminded quite so forcefully?

    Might be time to invest my money in something a little more solid, like canned food and ammunition.

  19. Speculation in the article on US Air Force Launches Secret Flying Twinkie · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So the article speculates that this is a testbed for on-orbit threat detection systems, which given the number of countries getting into the space gig seems like a reasonable thing to be working on.

    So here's why bit I don't get: Why build it into a space plane rather than a regular satellite? Seems to me that you're adding an order of magnitude to the complexity of the mission -- do they really need the sensors back that badly, or is this maybe for something else?

  20. Re:I'll say it... on US Air Force Launches Secret Flying Twinkie · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Except Taco misquoted Ghostbusters. I wasn't going to point it out.

  21. I'll say it... on US Air Force Launches Secret Flying Twinkie · · Score: 4, Funny

    "That's a big twinkie..."

  22. Not-so-great game now free not-so-great game on MechWarrior 4 Free Release Now Available · · Score: 4, Funny

    I remember playing MW4 and thinking, "you'd have to pay me to keep playing this game".

    Now I have proof that I was right.

  23. What I'd like to see... on StarCraft II To Be Released On July 27 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The trouble with multiplayer RTS games is that, after a while, they appeal largely to the type of folks who want to learn the recipe for success on a given map and then practice until they're able to apply it faster than the other loser they're playing against.

    What I'd like to see in the next wave of RTS games, then, is a method by which they screw with the various units just enough from game to game that simply being able to do the same thing over and over again as quickly as possible does not equal success in multiplayer -- somehow introduce a measure of creativity and quick-thinking rather than just "zergling rush the bitches until Blizzard patches us"-style tactics.

  24. Obvious missing section on The Laidoff Ninja · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was going to try and write a funny post here about taking revenge against your coworkers, but the Onion did such a better job:

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/disgruntled-ninja-silently-kills-12-coworkers,1575/

  25. Re:Take some time and think on Juror Explains Guilty Vote In Terry Childs Case · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's not just his 'Holier than Thou' attitude that'd worry me as a potential employer, it's that he pretty clearly was also a terrible admin.

    Who the heck sets up a mission-critical system (in this case, quite literally given the city services it fed) and then proceeds to set themselves up as a single point of failure? That's not just being slightly paranoid, that's being either grossly incompetent (not thinking of the downside) or wildly unethical (using it to ensure lifetime employment).