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Taco: Hello? Hemos: Hey man! I'm at the disco, you should come over! Taco: Ahh, I can't...I've, uh... I'm kinda in the middle of something. Hemos: Awwww, there's plenty of that here. Come on over, and grab Katz on the way, we'll have a lot of fun! Taco: I don't think you understand. Hemos: What is it man? What are you - Taco: I've got a chick now you know, I'm gonna get some real sex for a change, not the usual anal crapfling with you guys down at the disco. Hemos: But you promised! Hemos: We were supposed to keep having our fun too, and slowly let Kathleen into the loop after a while. Come on man! Taco: You know what it's like havin a girl. They get all jealous and shit, I haven't even been able to compile the new KDE release candidate yet! She's taking up a lot of time, I definitely can't come down there, she'll get pissed and I won't get any real sex! Hemos: I can be all you need, Rob. Just you, me and Jon, we're more than just your buddies, you know Taco: No buts, Hemos, pardon the pun. For once I don't have to wipe the shit off my dick after I blow a load. Do you know what that's like? Hemos: ..... Taco: Do you? Taco: Didn't think so. Hemos: Uhm, so Katz just showed up, I think I'm gonna run. Taco: Yeah, cya. Hemos: Think we could just have ONE quickie, later? Hemos: PLEASE!?!?! Taco: Ehhh....... Hemos: Come on, me love you looong time! Taco: *click*
Taco: Hello? Hemos: Hey man! I'm at the disco, you should come over! Taco: Ahh, I can't...I've, uh... I'm kinda in the middle of something. Hemos: Awwww, there's plenty of that here. Come on over, and grab Katz on the way, we'll have a lot of fun! Taco: I don't think you understand. Hemos: What is it man? What are you - Taco: I've got a chick now you know, I'm gonna get some real sex for a change, not the usual anal crapfling with you guys down at the disco. Hemos: But you promised! Hemos: We were supposed to keep having our fun too, and slowly let Kathleen into the loop after a while. Come on man! Taco: You know what it's like havin a girl. They get all jealous and shit, I haven't even been able to compile the new KDE release candidate yet! She's taking up a lot of time, I definitely can't come down there, she'll get pissed and I won't get any real sex! Hemos: I can be all you need, Rob. Just you, me and Jon, we're more than just your buddies, you know Taco: No buts, Hemos, pardon the pun. For once I don't have to wipe the shit off my dick after I blow a load. Do you know what that's like? Hemos: ..... Taco: Do you? Taco: Didn't think so. Hemos: Uhm, so Katz just showed up, I think I'm gonna run. Taco: Yeah, cya. Hemos: Think we could just have ONE quickie, later? Hemos: PLEASE!?!?! Taco: Ehhh....... Hemos: Come on, me love you looong time! Taco: *click*
Taco: Hello? Hemos: Hey man! I'm at the disco, you should come over! Taco: Ahh, I can't...I've, uh... I'm kinda in the middle of something. Hemos: Awwww, there's plenty of that here. Come on over, and grab Katz on the way, we'll have a lot of fun! Taco: I don't think you understand. Hemos: What is it man? What are you - Taco: I've got a chick now you know, I'm gonna get some real sex for a change, not the usual anal crapfling with you guys down at the disco. Hemos: But you promised! Hemos: We were supposed to keep having our fun too, and slowly let Kathleen into the loop after a while. Come on man! Taco: You know what it's like havin a girl. They get all jealous and shit, I haven't even been able to compile the new KDE release candidate yet! She's taking up a lot of time, I definitely can't come down there, she'll get pissed and I won't get any real sex! Hemos: I can be all you need, Rob. Just you, me and Jon, we're more than just your buddies, you know Taco: No buts, Hemos, pardon the pun. For once I don't have to wipe the shit off my dick after I blow a load. Do you know what that's like? Hemos: ..... Taco: Do you? Taco: Didn't think so. Hemos: Uhm, so Katz just showed up, I think I'm gonna run. Taco: Yeah, cya. Hemos: Think we could just have ONE quickie, later? Hemos: PLEASE!?!?! Taco: Ehhh....... Hemos: Come on, me love you looong time! Taco: *click*
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i just 'released' about five minutes ago, and boy am i bushed!
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you are a gentleman and a scholar, sir.
for logged in trolls, w00t
jesus, you are a jackass!
...is more warez :)
oh, but they definitely will be...
my ass is a shrine
for all on slashdot who troll
just follow this link
Really filled my pipe!
gnutella sucks nutz
you ARE a management tool, shut up
lets be on the safe side, and say most of us here at /. love it...
are you just slow learner, or what?
No web site is configured at this address.
today evening? you need to lay off that aussie crack...
as a gnome user, i'm surprised that you can even use a web browser fast enough to view this site!
*ring* *ring* *ring*
Taco: Hello? .....
Hemos: Hey man! I'm at the disco, you should come over!
Taco: Ahh, I can't...I've, uh... I'm kinda in the middle of something.
Hemos: Awwww, there's plenty of that here. Come on over, and grab Katz on the way, we'll have a lot of fun!
Taco: I don't think you understand.
Hemos: What is it man? What are you -
Taco: I've got a chick now you know, I'm gonna get some real sex for a change, not the usual anal crapfling with you guys down at the disco.
Hemos: But you promised!
Hemos: We were supposed to keep having our fun too, and slowly let Kathleen into the loop after a while. Come on man!
Taco: You know what it's like havin a girl. They get all jealous and shit, I haven't even been able to compile the new KDE release candidate yet! She's taking up a lot of time, I definitely can't come down there, she'll get pissed and I won't get any real sex!
Hemos: I can be all you need, Rob. Just you, me and Jon, we're more than just your buddies, you know
Taco: No buts, Hemos, pardon the pun. For once I don't have to wipe the shit off my dick after I blow a load. Do you know what that's like?
Hemos:
Taco: Do you?
Taco: Didn't think so.
Hemos: Uhm, so Katz just showed up, I think I'm gonna run.
Taco: Yeah, cya.
Hemos: Think we could just have ONE quickie, later?
Hemos: PLEASE!?!?!
Taco: Ehhh.......
Hemos: Come on, me love you looong time!
Taco: *click*
dipshit.
*ring* *ring* *ring*
Taco: Hello? .....
Hemos: Hey man! I'm at the disco, you should come over!
Taco: Ahh, I can't...I've, uh... I'm kinda in the middle of something.
Hemos: Awwww, there's plenty of that here. Come on over, and grab Katz on the way, we'll have a lot of fun!
Taco: I don't think you understand.
Hemos: What is it man? What are you -
Taco: I've got a chick now you know, I'm gonna get some real sex for a change, not the usual anal crapfling with you guys down at the disco.
Hemos: But you promised!
Hemos: We were supposed to keep having our fun too, and slowly let Kathleen into the loop after a while. Come on man!
Taco: You know what it's like havin a girl. They get all jealous and shit, I haven't even been able to compile the new KDE release candidate yet! She's taking up a lot of time, I definitely can't come down there, she'll get pissed and I won't get any real sex!
Hemos: I can be all you need, Rob. Just you, me and Jon, we're more than just your buddies, you know
Taco: No buts, Hemos, pardon the pun. For once I don't have to wipe the shit off my dick after I blow a load. Do you know what that's like?
Hemos:
Taco: Do you?
Taco: Didn't think so.
Hemos: Uhm, so Katz just showed up, I think I'm gonna run.
Taco: Yeah, cya.
Hemos: Think we could just have ONE quickie, later?
Hemos: PLEASE!?!?!
Taco: Ehhh.......
Hemos: Come on, me love you looong time!
Taco: *click*
do their ballsacks jiggle around like mine?
*ring* *ring* *ring*
Taco: Hello? .....
Hemos: Hey man! I'm at the disco, you should come over!
Taco: Ahh, I can't...I've, uh... I'm kinda in the middle of something.
Hemos: Awwww, there's plenty of that here. Come on over, and grab Katz on the way, we'll have a lot of fun!
Taco: I don't think you understand.
Hemos: What is it man? What are you -
Taco: I've got a chick now you know, I'm gonna get some real sex for a change, not the usual anal crapfling with you guys down at the disco.
Hemos: But you promised!
Hemos: We were supposed to keep having our fun too, and slowly let Kathleen into the loop after a while. Come on man!
Taco: You know what it's like havin a girl. They get all jealous and shit, I haven't even been able to compile the new KDE release candidate yet! She's taking up a lot of time, I definitely can't come down there, she'll get pissed and I won't get any real sex!
Hemos: I can be all you need, Rob. Just you, me and Jon, we're more than just your buddies, you know
Taco: No buts, Hemos, pardon the pun. For once I don't have to wipe the shit off my dick after I blow a load. Do you know what that's like?
Hemos:
Taco: Do you?
Taco: Didn't think so.
Hemos: Uhm, so Katz just showed up, I think I'm gonna run.
Taco: Yeah, cya.
Hemos: Think we could just have ONE quickie, later?
Hemos: PLEASE!?!?!
Taco: Ehhh.......
Hemos: Come on, me love you looong time!
Taco: *click*
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