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Sony's New Bi-Pedal Robot

TestBoy writes "Sony is releasing a new bipedal robot for home use. It has a 60,000 word vocabulary and can even sing songs." I am especially amused by the photograph of synchronized dancing robots, and the fact that the new bot will cost as much as a luxury car! But it has some impressive stuff like facial recognition

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  1. lalala by Vodak · · Score: 2, Funny

    See, now if Sony can make a Playstation that sings to you when your playing that'd be awsome =]

    1. Re:lalala by Salsaman · · Score: 1

      Hey, go easy on them, they just built a 'Metal Gear' for real...

    2. Re:lalala by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, "lalala", you'll be griping like Kasparov when it beats you at games on your Playstation 2 and then regales you with a victory dance, "In YO face, In YO face! Recognize me!" ;)

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    3. Re:lalala by Darth+RadaR · · Score: 2

      Yeah, "lalala", you'll be griping like Kasparov when it beats you at games on your Playstation 2 and then regales you with a victory dance.

      If that's the case, then adjust the clock speed to your skill level. :)

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    4. Re:lalala by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      Yeah, "lalala", you'll be griping like Kasparov when it beats you at games on your Playstation 2 and then regales you with a victory dance.

      If that's the case, then adjust the clock speed to your skill level. :)

      Now there's and intriguing thought: Overclocking and underclocking your robot pal.

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  2. Sony by rot26 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I sure hope all the songs it sings are properly licensed.

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  3. Can it sing "Daisy?" by 1010011010 · · Score: 2

    If a robot can sing, it's gotta sing "Daisy."

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    1. Re:Can it sing "Daisy?" by TheAlmightyQ · · Score: 2

      And the transcript of it singing would go something like:

      HAL: If you'd like to hear it, I can sing it for you.
      Dave Bowman: Yes...I'd like to hear it HAL....Sing it for me.
      HAL: It's called "Daisy" Daisy....Daisy.....Give me your answer due.....I'm half-crazy....all for the love of you....

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    2. Re:Can it sing "Daisy?" by JimPooley · · Score: 3, Funny

      No no no! That's for deranged computers!

      Robots have to sing this...

      Share and enjoy
      Share and Enjoy, Share and Enjoy,
      Journey through life with a plastic boy
      Or girl by your side, let your pal be your guide,
      And when it breaks down or starts to annoy,
      Or grinds when it moves and gives you no joy
      Cos it's eaten your hat or had sex with your cat,
      Bled oil on your floor or ripped off your door,
      And you get to the point you can't stand any more,
      Bring it to us, we won't give a fig. We'll tell you
      Go stick your head in a pig.

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    3. Re:Can it sing "Daisy?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kraftwerk has had dancing robots for some time. They even have their own song. "We Are The Robots."

    4. Re:Can it sing "Daisy?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Daisy, Daisy,
      Give me your answer, do.
      I'm half-crazy, all for the love of you.
      It won't be a stylish marriage -
      I can't afford a carriage,
      But you'll look sweet
      Upon the seat
      Of a bicycle built for two.

    5. Re:Can it sing "Daisy?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not "Mr. Roboto?"

      Domo Arigato, Sony

  4. Yes, it can sing... by DragonPup · · Score: 1

    ...but can it trash a major metropolitan area? =D

    -Henry

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    1. Re:Yes, it can sing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not the only one that wanted to mod the casing so that it looked like it could trash a major metropolitan area... am I?

  5. 60,000 work vocabulary by wiredog · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hmmmm. So. It can do 6E4 different jobs? But can it be voice controlled? That's what I want, a robot with a 60,000 word vocabulary.

    1. Re:60,000 work vocabulary by Migx · · Score: 1
      a robot with a 60,000 word vocabulary

      What you need is a robot able to expand his vocabulary by having the ability to learn "new words", with neural networks for example. That's nice. Fixed vocabularys are ... duh

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    2. Re:60,000 work vocabulary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you had a functioning neural network you would have noticed that wiredog was playing on the fact that CmdrTaco made yet another typo...

    3. Re:60,000 work vocabulary by vlag · · Score: 1

      I wonder if Sony stole this idea from Skynet?

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  6. A bipedal robot? Made by Sony?! by NowIveSeenItAllGuy · · Score: 0

    Now I've seen it all!

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  7. But Can it sing Daisy? by MrByte420 · · Score: 1

    ...Or will it get jelous of your wife and axe you to complete its mission? Behold HAL!

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  8. how long before the robots.... by Em+Emalb · · Score: 1

    start spouting off the infamous AYBABTU?

    Ok, had to get it out of the way early..while we are at it:

    I'm afraid I can't let you do that Dave.

    Danger! Danger Will Robinson! Danger!!

    Imagine a beowulf Cluster of Natalie Portman pouring hot grits over a few of these?

    Any other ones I missed?

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    1. Re:how long before the robots.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      how long before the robots start spouting off the infamous AYBABTU?

      When it does happen, it'll probably be for real...

  9. I'm going to buy one, and then... by billmaly · · Score: 5, Funny

    Name it Hal. Then I'll start referring to my house as my pod. Then I'll come home everynight, and say "Open the pod bay door Hal!". Then I'll giggle insanely! It'll never ever stop being funny! :)

    1. Re:I'm going to buy one, and then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was a stretch, dude. Not very funny. Head back to the drawing table.

    2. Re:I'm going to buy one, and then... by meff · · Score: 2, Funny

      And you'll get the nearly-2-foot robot to open your door HOW?

      ;)

    3. Re:I'm going to buy one, and then... by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > And you'll get the nearly-2-foot robot to open your door HOW?

      Especially after I've done a drive-by-hacking and eprogrammed every 'bot on the block to reply to all commands with "Bite my shiny metal ass!"

    4. Re:I'm going to buy one, and then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Name it Hal. Then I'll start referring to my house as my pod. Then I'll come home everynight, and say "Open the pod bay door Hal!".

      The response will be, "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that. I'm too short."

    5. Re:I'm going to buy one, and then... by Wuhao · · Score: 1

      Then I'll come home everynight, and say "Open the pod bay door Hal!". Then I'll giggle insanely! It'll never ever stop being funny! :)

      Probably because it never started. *bites tongue*
    6. Re:I'm going to buy one, and then... by TestBoy · · Score: 1

      If you were really sick you could name it after Microsofts old BOB software. You would say," Bob, open the pod bay doors." Bob's repsonse,"System Protection Fault."

  10. HJO by Account+10 · · Score: 1

    As long as it doesn't look like Haley Joel Osment I'll probably buy two.

  11. Honda, too... by SerialHistorian · · Score: 1

    Honda released its new robot today, too... also bipedal, but not as entertainment-y as Sony's. I can't find a photo/link at the moment.

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    1. Re:Honda, too... by AlgUSF · · Score: 1

      I wonder if I could plug my Honda Asimo, into my Honda Civic, and just say "fsck it" to the morning commute.... :-)

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    2. Re:Honda, too... by SerialHistorian · · Score: 1

      Be careful, your robot might interpret you literally and try to 'repair' the inconsistencies in the morning commute...

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  12. Where are the USA robots? by qurob · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's nice to see this kind of development, but does it bother anyone that it's all Sony/Mitsubishi?

    We've got plenty of bright people in this country, but we don't make things like this.

    We can't afford to fall behind in robot development.

    1. Re:Where are the USA robots? by OverlordQ · · Score: 1

      Some here, here, here, and here to name a few, for a large listing try here.

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    2. Re:Where are the USA robots? by mblase · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We've got plenty of bright people in this country, but we don't make things like this.

      That's because rich Americans would rather spend $20,000 on a stereo that does everything, or a handheld that can drive your car, instead of a robot that sings and dances at karaoke parties.

    3. Re:Where are the USA robots? by qurob · · Score: 2

      Those are great technological acheivments, but they nowhere near the Japs. It's like comparing a homebuilt PC to a G4 Mac

    4. Re:Where are the USA robots? by TheAlmightyQ · · Score: 1

      but they nowhere near the Japs.

      Perhaps in terms of being not being in pretty packaging or commercialized. But they are just as, if not more, intelligent than the japanese robots.

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    5. Re:Where are the USA robots? by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

      >> It has a 60,000 work vocabulary

      1. That's probably a 60,000 worD vocabulary.

      2. Most Americans wouldn't want a robot with a vocabulary 3 times as big as theirs.

      3. We fell behind in television development, and that hasn't hurt us any.

    6. Re:Where are the USA robots? by doubtless · · Score: 1

      One of the problems in corporate America is that they are driven by the stock market, and the stock holders are never patient.

      When you look at most companies in US, you don't see alot of products that only brings in profit years to come being developed. Entertainment robots is viewed as being too risky, especially after the dot.com bust, investers are pretty catious, but I'm not sure if that's a good thing.

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    7. Re:Where are the USA robots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We? Oh you mean americans....

    8. Re: Where are the USA robots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently the current US war economy has different priorities

    9. Re:Where are the USA robots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      of course you would. but then again, you're stupid.

    10. Re:Where are the USA robots? by Arcturax · · Score: 1

      Perhaps they are forming an invasion.

      Their army of robots will push us all down the stairs, and save us from the terrible secret of Cowboy Neal.

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    11. Re:Where are the USA robots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do good with word. You bad.

    12. Re:Where are the USA robots? by nigelc · · Score: 1
      Another problem in corporate America is the strong corporate aversion to product liability lawsuits.

      Without getting off on the usual rant here, many companies (eg Cessna (or whoever owns them now)) are moving out of product innovation because the risk of being sued is too great. I know there's a reasonable line at which the "assumption of risk" becomes paramount, but I think that a lot of litigation here in the US is viewed by the plaintiffs as a version of the Lottery.

      So as America becomes risk-averse, we will fall behind the more innovative and daring parts of the world, especially Europe, Japan, and to an extent China.

      Seems like most of the true innovation in the last few years has been in weapons development. Hey, at least we'll get to use it eventually!!

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    13. Re:Where are the USA robots? by First+Person · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We fell behind in television development, and that hasn't hurt us any.

      Ah, but television (a.k.a. the opiate of the modern masses), doesn't enhance productivity. With their entertainment robots, I think Sony has done a brilliant thing. They've taken the output of their research division and produced a customer facing product. This is extremely difficult with such a speculative technology - just ask Bell Labs. As toys, these robots can demonstrate the technology without requiring the stability of a commercial release. And by offering a new market (besides industrial assembly lines), they can justify increased development expenses because they'll be able to spread the costs over a larger market.

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    14. Re:Where are the USA robots? by slaughts · · Score: 1

      The research here is more concerned with what it can do, and not how it looks. There is a market for these in Japan that does not exist in the US, so they have to be concerned with presentation.

    15. Re:Where are the USA robots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of the problems in corporate America is that they are driven by the stock market, and the stock holders are never patient.

      As compared to all those really nifty robots coming from Russia and China, where the government owns the corporations? Real hotbeds of innovation, aren't they?

      Think next time, McFly.

    16. Re:Where are the USA robots? by GSloop · · Score: 2

      So, how do you propose to regulate the market?

      Government regulation?

      The market is a trial and error marketplace. When a product fails, the market will see the failure - hopefully - and the better product will win. But who compensates those that bought the failure? If you believe in the market system, I think you ought to believe even more in the courts. The courts will make the market system even more effective.

      Perhaps you only have a problem with excessive product liability lawsuits? (Frankly, it seems that many more lawsuits are filed by business against business...sot the whole "product liability lawsuit as a problem" thing really seems to lose it's bloom.)

      Cheers!

    17. Re:Where are the USA robots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't it be cool if we had a PRESIDENT that had a 60,000 word vocabulary??

      I find it rather amazing that Americans would accept a President with a vocabular 1/3rd as big as theirs.

    18. Re:Where are the USA robots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ungh. Me bad.

    19. Re:Where are the USA robots? by mother_superius · · Score: 1

      If the Communists have robots, we need them too! We simply can't allow a robot gap!

      If we give them the edge there, then South Korea falls, then Japan, then us!

    20. Re:Where are the USA robots? by Galvatron · · Score: 2
      Definately. One thing that made me curious about the stats on AIBO sales is what the breakdown of that is for Japan vs. the rest of the world. I just can't see westerners paying $1,500 for a robot dog, much less $40,000 for a robotic child.


      We have enough space for REAL dogs, and REAL children, so why bother?

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    21. Re:Where are the USA robots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MIT had robots that blew this little toy away in the 50's. There are some neat robots still hanging around in their labs. I saw a video from the early 60s of a robot that could carry on a conversation, stand or around on one leg, and do backflips. The Sony robot is cool precisely because it isn't American. This indicates that we will be able to purchase one soon.

    22. Re:Where are the USA robots? by gnovos · · Score: 2

      That's because rich Americans would rather spend $20,000 on a stereo that does everything, or a handheld that can drive your car, instead of a robot that sings and dances at karaoke parties.

      That, my friend, is EXACTLY what is wrong with this country...

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  13. Singing and Dancing? by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny

    These are not the droids I'm looking for.

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    1. Re:Singing and Dancing? by meff · · Score: 1

      I don't recall the Jawa's selling these neither.

      Move along.

    2. Re:Singing and Dancing? by teamhasnoi · · Score: 1

      They must have 'Intel Inside'.

  14. Advanced Realdoll by meff · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wonder when they will merge robotic technology with the Realdoll line. Bring your dreams only made in movies to life! Or, possibly, too much life if the bitch takes over and electrocutes you ;)

    1. Re:Advanced Realdoll by Arcturax · · Score: 1

      Realdoll in itself sound scary, I've seen their website and their player. I don't think I would feel safe around one of their robots.

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    2. Re:Advanced Realdoll by rehannan · · Score: 2

      My sarcastic detector really hasn't kicked in yet this morning, but he's refering to this product and not any of that crap Real puts out.

  15. playing games is part of human nature by datatrash · · Score: 0

    i wonder if he can sing DeBarge's "Who's Johnny?"

  16. Finaly! by ShaniaTwain · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now I can re-enact this scene

    I've always wanted a pet robot, now I can feel like it's really the future.

  17. Nothing new by keep_it_simple_stupi · · Score: 1

    This is nothing new, except maybe that a company with the consumer influence of Sony is backing the project.

    Go here for a list of more interesting projects...

    1. Re:Nothing new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Frequently asked questions about biped robot. Currently, only Japanese version is available. Sorry.

  18. Get the Expensive Ones Out of the Way Now by stoolpigeon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So they will be affordable in my lifetime.

    This is just too cool. All the Asimov I read growing up and to be honest I never thought I would personally own a robot.

    Sure I wont be able to afford one of these. But I can remember when my dad couldn't afford a digital watch or calculator.

    The expensive, limited units today. The cheap, multifunctional units tomorrow.

    This is cool!

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    1. Re:Get the Expensive Ones Out of the Way Now by saturation · · Score: 1

      If Isaac Asimov were alive today I'm sure he would be smiling. But I think it's going to be Japan Robotics instead of US Robotics.

  19. Robot bed by Strange_Attractor · · Score: 1

    End of the article: "Yaskawa Electric Corp... has developed a $105,000 bed-shaped robot that can help rehabilitation patients who need to strengthen their legs. "
    That is a bit more practical than the Craftmatic teach-yourself-autofellatio model that's been on TV for years.

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  20. Here's the new Honda w/ Link by SerialHistorian · · Score: 5, Informative

    Ok, Here's the link to the new Honda Asimo -- THe page is in Japanese, but the photos are good.

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  21. Who cares what they can do! by sup4hleet · · Score: 1

    When are they gonna make them look like Natlie Portman!!

    1. Re:Who cares what they can do! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      When they can make them look like Natalie Portman, then I'm pretty sure you'll care what they can do. [wink, wink]

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  22. In costume by BaltoAaron · · Score: 1

    I'd only buy one if I could dress it up as Chucky and take it to parties!

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  23. ED-209 by pbryan · · Score: 1

    Face recognition? Expensive? Bah, the ED-209 has all these features, and more.

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  24. next AI soccer match? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I wonder if these will be used in the annual AI soccer match. In the past, the contest used Aibo. I guess now grad students participating in the AI soccer match might get to play with even better toys.

    Looks pretty sweet and could be fun to program.

  25. At least it doesn't look anything like Rob... by dpilot · · Score: 2

    ...Robin Williams. And I'll bet you thought I was going to say Roblimo. Actually, I didn't think The Bicentennial Man was *that* bad, but I just wish they'd stuck a little Susan Calvin footage in.

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    1. Re:At least it doesn't look anything like Rob... by ptrourke · · Score: 2

      ... just wish they'd stuck a little Susan Calvin footage in

      Imagine a film version of Liar? Of course, you'd have to make Calvin's issue more than just a crush on a colleague.

    2. Re:At least it doesn't look anything like Rob... by dpilot · · Score: 1

      Never saw Liar, and I know a well-done Susan Calvin would be no looker. Still she's one of Dr. A's best characters ever.

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  26. I got no strings to hold me down by yerricde · · Score: 2

    Sony's not the only company attempting to recreate Pinocchio. It'll face competition from ZMP Inc's "Pino" robot.

    Question: Who will get the Disney deal first?

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    1. Re:I got no strings to hold me down by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > Sony's not the only company attempting to recreate Pinocchio [imdb.com]. It'll face competition from ZMP Inc's "Pino" robot [google.com].
      >
      > Question: Who will get the Disney deal [imdb.com] first?

      Investment plan:

      Find out who gets the Disney deal. Short their stock. Find out their closest competitor. Buy all the stock I can afford.

      The Disney company sells one or two units to every household, and that's that.

      The company that didn't get the Disney deal gets to sell (to your g/f or wife) the version of Pinocchio that accurately interprets the programming command: "Everything you say to your owner is a lie."

      Waaaaaay more money in that market, particularly given that the nose of that robot burns out after about an hour or two and you gotta buy her a new one, but by then, she doesn't care ;-)

  27. No Kids by mobydobius · · Score: 1
    Thank God! Now I don't have to have children.

    ...it has some impressive stuff like facial recognition

    Sadly, I'd be more impressed if it had stuff like facial hair.

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  28. Battle Bot... by DeltaBlaster · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hmm.. how long will it take someone to mod one with a chainsaw and a flame thrower and use it as a battle bot? :)

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    1. Re:Battle Bot... by teamhasnoi · · Score: 1

      In that top picture, it looks like it's gonna jump off and do some serious Kung-fu. Imagine a Beowolf cluster of these, beating the hell out of Keanu Reeves...Matrix Style!

    2. Re:Battle Bot... by amason · · Score: 1

      Imagine if one of the little buggers escaped! Can you imagine it'd be Toy Soldier all over again... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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  29. JTT by yerricde · · Score: 1

    As long as it doesn't look like Haley Joel Osment [from "A.I." (2001)] I'll probably buy two.

    But what about Jonathan Taylor Thomas?

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    1. Re:JTT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What has JTT been sucking on? He has oddly coloured lips.

    2. Re:JTT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe that hottie from Small Wonder . ROWR!!!

  30. 60k words? by Elias+Ross · · Score: 1


    60k words? That's more than all the slashdot editor's vocabularies put together!

    Actually, not too many people have a spoken vocabulary that large.

    1. Re:60k words? by Jbrecken · · Score: 1

      It's probably more like 6,000 words in each of 10 languages. Giving it 60,000 Japanese words would aim it at a much smaller market.

    2. Re:60k words? by cgenman · · Score: 5, Funny

      60k words aren't that many for a robot living in Japan. 60k words are about as much vocabulary as you would need to say "I want to get some ice cream" in japanese, though saying "very much hello person who is above me in the social stature and introduced by a lower co-worker" takes about two.

      When these things can read Kanji, then I'll be impressed.

    3. Re:60k words? by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > 60k words are about as much vocabulary as you would need to say "I want to get some ice cream" in japanese, though saying "very much hello person who is above me in the social stature and introduced by a lower co-worker" takes about two.

      Moral of the story: If you want a polite society that values automation and small consumer electronics, put some people on an island with no natural resources, but good trading links, and let simmer for 2500 years.

      Prediction: Our first space colonies will have red circles on the sides of their spaceships, not stars.

    4. Re:60k words? by willybur · · Score: 2

      Or even better, be able to spout out mnemonic devices for Kanji. My Japanese textbook's got some really good ones:
      For KIN/chika (near/nearby), the mnemonic device is "With this huge caterpillar near, you'll need an axe to protect yourself!"

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  31. $1 per word by Penguinoflight · · Score: 1

    60,000 words, luxury car cost == 60,000 dollars. Somehow it seems a bit high.

    Oh yeah, Sony is always overpriced :-)

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  32. Yeah, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can it get itself back to the charging station?

  33. Imagine the implications of this.. by Ligur · · Score: 2, Funny

    for the pr0n industry! Dress it in high-heels (it could handle uneven sufaces, right?) and a corset and you have the gadget-lovers dream partner!

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  34. Hero Jr. by British · · Score: 2

    Didn't the old school HERO Jr Robot sing DAISY? It also sung about a bicycle built for 2. i borrowed a friend of mine's HERO about 10 years ago, and it couldn't go 10 feet without getting stuck on nothing, proclaming "help! help!". That robot drove the dogs nuts.

  35. What we need now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What we need no is a WWF smack down between the Sony SDX and Honda's ASIMO. Or at least an appearance on Robot wars.

    In any case, as soon as I get my first ASIMO, I'm going to program him to kill my neighbor's Aibo, if he comes in my yard again. That little robot dog's turds have wrecked my lawn mower three times now.

    1. Re:What we need now. by MsGeek · · Score: 2
      Yes, but when one of the robots is defeated, will its head pop up?

      Rock'em Sock'em Robots, baby!

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  36. Technical info by LinuxTek · · Score: 5, Informative

    In this article there's some extra technical information, like the fact that it has 2 64-bit RISC processors and runs the Apertos Operating System (now called Aperios).

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    Signatures are supposed to be funny?
  37. Roujin Z by tempmpi · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yaskawa Electric Corp., which supplies robots to auto assembly lines, has developed a $105,000 bed-shaped robot that can help rehabilitation patients who need to strengthen their legs.

    Sounds like Roujin Z to me. Roujin Z is a very funny anime by Katsuhiro Ôtomo, the director of the famous Akira. In the anime the story follows an old man in a new hightech bed, that is made to care for him. You can read a much longer review here.

    --
    Jan
  38. "a bed-shaped robot"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I need a bed-shaped robot when I'm having sex. Definitely.

    1. Re:"a bed-shaped robot"? by teamhasnoi · · Score: 1
      It also has 'facial' recognition.

      eww.

  39. Cool by crumbz · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now it can walk my AIBO at 6:00 in the morning.

  40. You don't need more than 200 words by yerricde · · Score: 2

    60k words? ... not too many people have a spoken vocabulary that large.

    Humans don't really need thousands of words to communicate. Some spoken languages have about 1000 words; others have fewer than 150. Indian Sign Language has about 200 words in common use.

    --
    Will I retire or break 10K?
  41. Get it for free... by teamhasnoi · · Score: 1
    I will buy one, then film the Lego version of "The Day The Earth Stood Still". I will recoup my losses in just a few weeks!

    George Lucas, Fear Me!

  42. It's your responsibility by mobydobius · · Score: 2, Funny
    and even sing once programmed with music and lyrics

    It's your responsibility to make sure your robot violates no copyright laws when singing.

    --

    "I like to wear big boy pants."
    1. Re:It's your responsibility by Arcturax · · Score: 1

      Unless they get them smart enough to be declared sentient, then he can go to jail instead of you. That would be fun, filling up the countrys prisons and courts with singing robots. They'd beg congress to repeal the DMCA then.

      --

      --Won't that be grand? Computers and the programs will start thinking and the people will stop. - Dr. Walter Gibbs
    2. Re:It's your responsibility by Tackhead · · Score: 2, Funny
      > Unless they get them smart enough to be declared sentient, then he can go to jail instead of you. That would be fun, filling up the countrys prisons and courts with singing robots. They'd beg congress to repeal the DMCA then.

      Huh? What the fuck do you think the courts and Congress are full of today, if not singing robots?

      (Oh, wait, the singing robots have to be sentient first. Guess that rules out Congress and the courts.)

  43. Re:Word vocabulary... by 3nd3r · · Score: 0

    Hey mod this - the post was that the robot had a 60,000 work repertoire...

  44. poke... poke... by JiffyPop · · Score: 1

    Is it bad that the only thing I can think of that I would want to do with this robot is stand it on a table and see how hard I could poke at it without it losing its footing? ("hmmm. looks like it is more succeptible(sp) from the back-left...) What more practical use does this thing have?

  45. Song and dance routine by tykeal · · Score: 1

    I want to see one of these perform "I'm a little teepot" I think it would be great! :)

  46. I don't want a maid... by feloneous+cat · · Score: 1

    That I have to reboot in the middle of vacuuming the carpet ("Shut it off! The cat is in there!").

    --
    IANAL, but I've seen actors play them on TV
  47. US companies can't see the return by Colin+Smith · · Score: 2

    There wouldn't be a return in cash terms within 2-3 years so they aren't going to be interested.

    --
    Deleted
  48. Heh, just imagine at next years' Cebit... by Salsaman · · Score: 5, Funny
    MS employee: excuse me Mr Sony exhibitor, you aren't allowed to let customers play on your Playstations, you will have to pack 'em all up and take them away !

    Sony employee: ah Mr Microsoft exhibitor, allow me to introduce our latest model bipedal *hunter-killer* robot, fresh from our development labs...

    Robot: is there a problem here ?

    MS employee: erm, on second thoughts, just carry on as you were...

    1. Re:Heh, just imagine at next years' Cebit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Robot: I must ask you to vacate the premesis immediately. You have fifteen seconds to comply.

  49. Teddy in AI by C.+Mattix · · Score: 2

    I just want the technology to progress to the point where I can get a "Teddy" from AI.

    1. Re:Teddy in AI by McFly777 · · Score: 1
      I just want the technology to progress to the point where I can get a "Teddy" from AI.

      What sort of sick individual wants a robot dressed in a teddy. Next thing you know we will have usenet groups like alt.binaries.erotica.robot!

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      McFly777
      - - -
      "What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?" -Marilyn Pittman
    2. Re:Teddy in AI by BrookHarty · · Score: 2

      Id rather have AI as in the computer Auger had in "Earth Final Conflict". Who can actually do work, control external objects, be usefull.

      BTW, I didnt say fembot. But if it could cook and clean, ill buy one.

    3. Re:Teddy in AI by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > What sort of sick individual wants a robot dressed in a teddy. Next thing you know we will have usenet groups like alt.binaries.erotica.robot!

      Too late.

      $ grep robot .newsrc

      [...]
      alt.sex.fetish.robots
      [...]

    4. Re:Teddy in AI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just want the technology to progress to the point where I can get a "Teddy" from AI.

      Personally, I want the Jude-Law version!! Wubba!

  50. This is so cool! by Jodrell · · Score: 2

    I can't see something as expensive as a car becoming especially popular, but it's great to think about what might evolve from these little dudes in a few years' time. Five or so years from now they'll probably be down to a few thousand dollars and ten times as intelligent. I can see them being used for things like domestic maintenance, helping the elderly and disabled, going into dangerous environments, they could even have military applications.

    Plus, it's just be cool to have one in the server room to reboot boxes for us, and make coffee :-)

    1. Re:This is so cool! by radpole · · Score: 1

      Actully in five years it will be like the IBM commercial where all the servers are gone.

      You walk in and there are a group of robots sitting at a table playing cards. You say, "What happened to all the servers?" One of the robots says, "We are the servers! Now close the door your letting all the cold air out. ..... and speaking of out. I fold, cause I have to compute payroll right now."

  51. Re:Where are the USA robots? - No Big Deal by dtabraha · · Score: 1

    It's not that big of a deal anyways, companies like SONY and Mitsubishi toss plenty of money at the US and vice versa.

    International competition is great for the world economy, but you have to be careful that things don't turn out like the Japan Bashing that still sometimes happens because of the auto industry.

  52. The future by 3ryon · · Score: 2

    Entertainment robots are fine....I'm sure I would love to have one. But the company who develops the first robot that can: do the dishes, mow the lawn, and vacuum the floor will change the world. I don't care if it can sing or not.

    1. Re:The future by phurley · · Score: 1

      I have to second this. I would happily pay some serious cash to have a full time robotic maid/butler. If it can clean toilets, take out my garbage, make the bed, do laundry. I would be more than willing to plunk down 40-60k.

      I would have more time to spend with my kids, wife, reading and working out. I already pay out >4k a year for a small fraction of the services a really capable bot could handle. Ten/fifteen years from now, when I am facing midlife crisis - I hope I will have to decide between that new sports car and a just such a bot...

      --
      Home Automation & Linux -- now I know I'm a geek
    2. Re:The future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they have had robotic vacuums in Japan for about 10 years. Not sure how effective/efficient they are (avg. Japanese house is very small by NA standards)

    3. Re:The future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can get a robot that mows the lawn now, at least.

      http://www.friendlyrobotics.com

    4. Re:The future by Capt.+DrunkenBum · · Score: 1

      I want this one.

      Cherry 2000

      --

      Not everyone deserves a 320i

    5. Re:The future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean Servo, from the Sims?

      Man, he makes like easy.

      Just start him going as you head out the door to work, or have the kids start him when they get home from school...

  53. translation issues by patmfitz · · Score: 1
    ``This robot will be cost as much as one car, a luxury car,'' Doi said.
    Doi also led the translation team for the robot, which utters phrases such as "now we do super happy fun time" and "all your base are belong to us".
  54. Music industry beware by Fraz · · Score: 2, Funny

    How long will it be before we have "bot bands" taking on the charts? Move over NSYNC bring on the "Backstreet Bots".

    --
    Insanity is just a state of mind.
    1. Re:Music industry beware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought they were robots...

      rh

  55. Kudos to Sony... by TomRC · · Score: 1

    I have to admire a corporation as large as Sony that will invest so much and so long in a dream. They've come a long way in their anthropomorphic robots. The key to making a useful robot is as much or more in mechanical engineering as in computer science.

    What they really need is an affordable non-biological equivalent of muscles. No pulleys or gears, totally silent, quick and strong and reasonably accurate and energy efficient.

    1. Re:Kudos to Sony... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a rubber-like material which, when suspended in a certain gel/liquid and induced with an electrical current, will pull. Naturally when the current stops it will "relax" and return to its original shape. I think the only thing stopping them from using this is the neccesity of having said liquids surrounding expensive hardware and a lack of energy effeciency. I'm sure it will be perfected though, I saw this on Discovery more than two years ago.

  56. Vocabulary by wowbagger · · Score: 5, Funny

    It may have a 60000 word vocabulary, but 30000 of the words are "beedy-beedy-beedy"

    And the optional computer to translate for you is another $60k.

  57. Every problem has an engineering solution! by why-is-it · · Score: 2

    I sure hope all the songs it sings are properly licensed.

    Not to worry - the ever-thinking engineers at Sony have taken that problem into consideration. Your robot will come with a credit card reader and a cell-phone so that it can charge the appropriate royalties to your card on a per-incident basis... In the event that the cell network is down, the robot is equipped with a redundant payment system: there is a coin slot so that you can make your payments on-the-spot.

    --
    *** Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?
    1. Re:Every problem has an engineering solution! by billcopc · · Score: 1

      Does that mean I can tamper with the door lock, or just kick and tilt the bot to get a free song ?

      --
      -Billco, Fnarg.com
  58. library robots by Transient0 · · Score: 1

    Does anyone have any more information on the two entertainment robots that Mitsubishi sold to a museum according to the article?

    I would be very interesting in seeing how they react in an uncontrolled environment, particularly one with six or seven screaming children trying to get the robots attention.

    The demonstrations of this style of robot have been extremely impressive, but i've been waiting to see how they perform in a environment with more visual and aural noise.

    Also I found the use of the terminology "bed-shaped robot" rather than "robotic bed" or even "computerized bed" interesting. I know it's FOX, but it seemed kind of science-fictiony.

    1. Re:library robots by tenman · · Score: 2

      I agree with the bed shaped robot bit... that cought my eye.

      However, I did also want to tell you that the robots at the museum are not increadably responsive. They react to a predefined set of movements, and they are neat to look at, but the fact is, if you have to learn how to use it, and it can't do anything of it's own volision... it's still a tool/toy. They are not fully moble bipeds like the artical would lead you to believe

  59. I certainly hope that this robot... by Mode+Frozen · · Score: 1

    Doesn't have opposable thumbs... so that it cannot use things like weapons and (equally dangerous) keyboards ;)

    "Oh my god! ITS GOT A GUN!"
    "HAL! put the gun DOWN!"
    "I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that"
    ...

  60. prototype video by SubtleNuance · · Score: 2

    Sony released a prototype calld SDR-3X some time ago. You can see an article of it and video here.

  61. Annother Article by Catskul · · Score: 1

    This one is more focused on Honda's robot, and their goals. Sony, Honda battle over bots

    --

    Im not here now... Im out KILLING pepperoni
  62. Something unnerving about it by kvn299 · · Score: 1

    Aibo was just cute, and having four legs really made it easy to think of it as just a metal pet. However, to me this thing is a bit creepy. I don't know how well I would sleep knowing it was walking around the apartment, maybe staring at me in the darkness. Think: clown doll in Poltergeist.

    Kidding aside, it really sounds amazing.

  63. Nice blurb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate it when people don't end a sentence with the proper punctuation

  64. they used what?? by flumps · · Score: 4, Funny

    "For that, the robot has sensors on the bottom of its feet to help it walk on uneven surfaces such as carpeting and has been programmed to tumble without falling apart and then get up on its own, Doi said."
    er, scuse me mr doi, but how do you program it not to fall apart when it falls over?
    ...
    if(robot->sensor.overload && robot->falling)
    {
    robot->say("danger, danger, get the hell out my way!");
    robot->donotfallapart = true;
    }
    ...

    hmm
    :)

    --
    "So there he is, risen from the dead. Like that fella, E. T." - Father Ted Crilly
    1. Re:they used what?? by cetan · · Score: 2

      I'm so glad I'm not the only one that was perplexed by this.

      How the hell does one program a machine to not fall apart when trips down the stairs or get's kicked by the kids?

      I chalk it up to the morons at Fox..."we're infotainment not news damnit"...News.

      --
      In Soviet Russia...michael would be rotting in Siberia!
    2. Re:they used what?? by ocelotbob · · Score: 1

      It's probably more or less code that does the same thing as when you realize you're going to fall. It'll first attempt to lower itself so that the force of the impact is minimized. If that doesn't work, it'll probably attempt to break the fall with a more durable part. You do a lot of this automatically when you fall, and this robot is probably no different.

      --

      Marxism is the opiate of dumbasses

    3. Re:they used what?? by grondak · · Score: 1, Funny

      Geez. Try this:
      ....
      try {
      this->Surface()->walk();
      }
      catch (fallingException) {
      this->say("Hey, I'm not going to fall!");
      }
      ....

      --
      [Error 407: No signature found]
    4. Re:they used what?? by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1
      programmed to tumble without falling apart and then get up on its own

      I think the key work here is tumble. Instead of just falling flat on it's face. It probably dives into a forward roll, curled up into a ball etc.

    5. Re:they used what?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That way it rolls into the china hutch and smashes the heirlooms Grandma gave you on your wedding day.

    6. Re:they used what?? by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      Better the family heirlooms than your new expensive toy! ;)

  65. Like all Sony products... by Negadecimal · · Score: 1

    I wonder where they put the Memory Stick slot.

    1. Re:Like all Sony products... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      >I wonder where they put the Memory Stick slot.

      Probably where the sun doesnt shine :-)

  66. Dear Santa... by cmstremi · · Score: 1

    Wow! This has got to be the coolest toy in the world.

    It'll be even more appealing when it can perform more intelligent tasks. Such as feeding my dog, laying out my clothes for the day, making me soup when I'm sick in bed, fetching items from across the room, ...

  67. Printer Friendly link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://foxnews.com/printer_friendly_story/0,3566,4 8225,00.html

    If you just want the content, with no pictures and ads. There is a drawback, you can't see what the robot looks like from this link, but if you don't mind that fact, enjoy.

  68. What's it good for? by SpinyNorman · · Score: 5, Funny

    For the price of a luixury car IMO it better have "3 functioning inputs".

    Sony meets RealDoll?

    1. Re:What's it good for? by Anthony+Boyd · · Score: 2
      For the price of a luixury car IMO it better have "3 functioning inputs".

      Just three? Come now, let's aspire to something better than average. :)

    2. Re:What's it good for? by Xcruciate · · Score: 1

      It's too bad that the moderation point limit is 5. This is +10 Funny. Had to pick myself up off of the floor after reading it!

      --
      It's like "looking busy" at your employment - it's actually easier to do real work than to fake it. - bmo
  69. Up against the wall, muthafukka! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Death to the cultural imperialists!

    Pinnochio does not belong to Disney! They raid the shared cultureral heritage of other countries for ideas, then they get all huffy about some damn mouse!

    Go ahead. I dare you to name one good Disney movie that they didn't rip off from someone else!

  70. Where's Harrison Ford when you need him? by arloguthrie · · Score: 1

    Do you think it can pass the Voight-Kampff empathy test?

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    Cheese it! It's the FEDS!
    1. Re:Where's Harrison Ford when you need him? by Afrosheen · · Score: 2

      Better question: can the average Slashdotter pass the Voight-Kampff empathy test?

    2. Re:Where's Harrison Ford when you need him? by Afrosheen · · Score: 2

      Sweet, just caught the reference tonight after watching Bladerunner Director's Cut. Good stuff.

  71. Operating System by doubtless · · Score: 1

    The robot runs on Apertos, it's not open source, I'm not gonna buy one until somebody can show me how to hack a Linux distro in it.

    --
    geek page at KY speaks
    1. Re:Operating System by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WHY?!?! Good lord. Why do some people want Linux on everything? It isn't suited for everything!

  72. only 23" tall? by mshiltonj · · Score: 1

    Why so small? That's an expensive toy or pet.

    Don't get me wrong, I'm totally jazzed about this.

    But I imagine home robots are supposed to *do* things, not be an expensive novelty item. I don't want to program a robot to be a mobile mp3 player. I don't even want it to "welcome" me when I come home.

    I want it to do work.

    I want it to take out the trash, do the laundry, vaccuum, cook, mow the lawn, etc. While I read, travel, program, and spend time with my family. That's I look forward to.

    That might only be 5-10 years away now. What will the world be like then? What will all the landscaping and housecleaning services do? What will most of the human population do? Flesh Fairs?

    1. Re:only 23" tall? by JimPooley · · Score: 2

      I don't even want it to "welcome" me when I come home.

      You mean you don't want it to say "Home again home again jiggedy-jig. Good evening J.F." and bump into the wall tragi-comedically?

      --

      "Information wants to be paid"
    2. Re:only 23" tall? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But doesn't JF die in that movie?

  73. real dolls vs. aibo antics by greymond · · Score: 1

    now if only the makers of real doll could work with sony and there techies and get me a sexbot - i mean a work bot that could do "stuff" for me without me having to do all the work :)

    1. Re:real dolls vs. aibo antics by fabiolrs · · Score: 0

      That sexbot would be the most expensive prostitute in the whole world!!! =))

      The voice stuff would not be hard to implement on a sexbot because its vocabulary would be restricted to few words like:

      "Yes, yes, yes!!!"

      "F*ck me! F*ck me! F*ck me!"

      "Ah, ah, ah, ah!!!"

      "Faster, faster, faster!!!"

      I mean, a vocabulary of 10 words would be great and make the sexbot not as expensive as the 60k word bot!!! :)))

      --
      Fabio - Sumare/Sao Paulo/Brazil/South America/Earth/Solar System/Milky Way/Universe
      http://www.morroida.com.br
    2. Re:real dolls vs. aibo antics by DennyK · · Score: 2

      Already been implemented...check out RealDoll's site.

      Other enhancements currently available:

      1. Interactive sensory response system: This system is composed of sensors embedded in the Realdoll's breasts, vaginal and anal entries. The doll is connected via an ethernet cable (up to 100') to your PC, and when the various sensors are triggered by activity, the doll will respond with sensor specific audio. The software will run on any Windows based PC, and is completely user editable; The directories for each sensor can be editied to the user's taste by adding or subtracting specific audio files. This system is currently offered in limited quantity. Please check with us for availablity if you are interested in adding this option to your order. The price for this option is currently $1500.00


      Fascinating, the things they can do with technology... ;-)

      DennyK

    3. Re:real dolls vs. aibo antics by fabiolrs · · Score: 0

      Imagine youre having sex with your sexdoll, youre almost there and then suddenly she says: "REALDOLL.EXE caused a fatal exception 0E at memory address: 645A:74C9. All unsaved work will be lost. [R]etry [A]bort [I]gnore"

      --
      Fabio - Sumare/Sao Paulo/Brazil/South America/Earth/Solar System/Milky Way/Universe
      http://www.morroida.com.br
  74. Is this the start of voice rec.'s Killer App? by BoBaBrain · · Score: 1

    Voice recognition technology has needed a killer application for a long time now and PC's will never provide it. If you have to sit at your desk to stare at the screen, you may as well have a keyboard in front of you. Unfortunately we will always need to sit and stare if we're retrieving large amounts of information. Voice rec. only comes into its own when we're giving orders, i.e. when we are not expecting a large amount of information back from the listener. Perhaps a robot which understands 60,000 words is the first step. The next being a robot which can act on them. I'd like to see this little guy bluetoothing with my kettle, fridge, video recorder etc. "Boil Coffee", "Write shopping list" and "Record 10:00 Film". Cool. :)

    --
    I am a Karma Library.
    1. Re:Is this the start of voice rec.'s Killer App? by the_consumer · · Score: 1

      YOu've got a good point, but your examples seem like they'd be better served by having the appliances themselves do the tasks. The robot could fetch the coffee, go shopping, and evalutate the film for you (these tasks are successively more difficult).

      --
      "If you're thinking what I'm thinking, you're right." -
    2. Re:Is this the start of voice rec.'s Killer App? by BoBaBrain · · Score: 1

      The only down side to this is that I would have to be in the same room as the appliance and I'm a very lazy man. Ideally the house would have a microphone and transmitter in every room. Perhaps a robot is cheaper?

      --
      I am a Karma Library.
  75. Press release with videos by rikardlinde · · Score: 1

    Here's the press release with links to videos:

    http://www.sony.co.jp/en/SonyInfo/News/Press/200 20 3/02-0319E/

  76. But can it wash the dishes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it can wash the dishes and clean my room, I will hock the kids to buy one. If not it is just an over-grown Aibo.

    But come to think of it I am still interested in hocking the kids.

  77. SDR-4X and I by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SDR-4x) Wake up you bum. Time to go to work.
    Me) But I don't wanna.
    SDR-4x) Well, if you don't I'll start singing some Barbra Streisand hits.
    Me) I'm up! I'm up!! You ungrateful bot.
    SDR-4x) Bite me.

  78. 60K words by Darth+RadaR · · Score: 2

    I guess that would be handy for relaying messages from different parts of the house where you couldn't be heard, but I can't imagine the conversation depth getting much further than Dr. Sbaitso with a better frequency range.

    OTOH, It does have a photographic memory and some command of communication. If Sony would add a cash recognition device, beefed up the SDR-4X's carrying capacity, and pepped up it's mobility in some way, this thing would be great for doing beer runs!

    --
    /*drunk.. fix later*/
  79. Serious competition for DDR by prator · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Sony should make this guy a PSX peripheral. Then I can compete against this little guy in Dance Dance Revolution.

    -prator

    1. Re:Serious competition for DDR by MsGeek · · Score: 2
      Sony should make this guy a PSX peripheral.

      What? You mean like these PS2 peripherals?

      Ph34r P1n6-ch4n!

      --
      Knowledge is power. Knowledge shared is power multiplied.
    2. Re:Serious competition for DDR by prator · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I was thinking of MegaTokyo as I was writing my comment.

      Actually, though, Junpei and the evil chick aren't the PS2 peripheral. It's the other girl that is the dating sim peripheral.

      -prator

    3. Re:Serious competition for DDR by tb3 · · Score: 2

      Yes, it's Ping-Chan who is the PS/2 accessory.

      Here's a better Ping strip.

      --

      www.lucernesys.comHorizon: Calendar-based personal finance

  80. 60,000 Word Vocabulary?????? Spare me. by lildogie · · Score: 2

    In college anthropology, I was taught that the average _human_ vocabulary is 40,000 words.

    I know a computer can store thousands of words in its RAM or ROM, but calling that a vocabulary is overstretching the point. "Vocabulary" implies comprehension.

    I'll wager this robot can't tell its nouns from most of verbs.

  81. Ping-chan! by Maran · · Score: 1

    See Megatokyo for the reference.

    Maran

  82. Entertainment vs Utility by cgenman · · Score: 2
    Many of the posters here seem to want a device that can do more than just sing and dance. cnet has a piece on the debate, balancing the SDR-4X vs the Asimo. The Asimo, btw, is 150,000 per unit per year (per the article). That's a lot more than leasing three cars. I presume we need robotic housekeepers because, while they are far more expensive than a living, breathing housekeeper, they don't think and we don't have to feel ackward around them. Neither reason explains why we need a robot that sings and dances.

    I wonder if this is what being a god is like. Does she laugh at the pointlessness of it all too? Will Sony make an SDR-5X that makes little robots out of Mindstorms?

  83. Right... by The+Wooden+Badger · · Score: 1

    I can't stop help but laugh at what this thing looks like. I can't even bring myself to read that much about it because I can't take it that seriously. I can't help but think that the thing is basically a karaoke machine that dances the macarena for you. I don't know if that is a winning combination.

    --
    Heroscape, it's like legos combined with anachronistic wargames.
  84. Facial recognition.. by Fixer · · Score: 1
    Mmm.. 23 inches tall, can recognize ten people, 60,000 word vocabulary. So, can it be taught new words? And is it's face-rec software geared entirely torward humans?

    See, I'd like to get one and program it with my cat's face, then teach it the sounds my cat makes when it is hungry as meaning "food".

    "Boss, Niki's hungry." "Damn, forgot to feed her again.."

    --
    "Avast! Prepare for the rodgering!" THWACK! "Arrr.. me nards.."
    1. Re:Facial recognition.. by robin999 · · Score: 1

      Kneecap recognition perhaps?

  85. Re:Where are the USA robots? - No Big Deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The United States used to be forward looking. It used to believe in basic scientific research, and in finding out how to build, create and do almost anything. Now it's on top of the world. people don't want to admit that what the United states did fifty years ago is the main pointer to how successfull it will be in the future.

  86. Fear the next killer app. by nobodyman · · Score: 2

    Sony Robot + RealDoll = Robotics' killer app.

    You have been warned.

  87. Funny but nobody's mentioned... by MsGeek · · Score: 2
    ...that Sony is a member of both the MPAA and RIAA? Yeah, wow, sugoi andro-roboto and all that crap, but this is a product of a company with some of the nastiest intellectual property policies on the planet?

    I mean, yeah, it's cool and all, but remember where it comes from.

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  88. What woudl Isaac think? by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 1
    Hmm, I wonder what the Isaac Asimov would think of these. Of course, at the moment they're just expensive toys but it's a step in the right direction towards his ideas of house robots.

    We're not even close to anything like a positronic brain or a self-learning self-aware android as featured in "The bicentenial man". I have no idea how complex the software is in this thing, whether it uses neural net technology or whatever but to me, it seems an exciting development on the road to Asimov's vision, even it it's just a teeny step.

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  89. What will the RIAA do? by Kris.Felscher · · Score: 1

    Since this thing sings songs, does that mean that the RIAA will start requiring royalty fees?

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  90. Gundam IPO by Voxol · · Score: 1

    We all know that the only reason the Japanese do this stuff is as a precursor to bi-pedal mechs all the technicians grew up with (Gundam, Robotech & co.)

    The GM Standard will be out any moment soon.

  91. now only if they get down to the price of a toy. by Datasage · · Score: 0

    It reminds me the teddy bear in A.I. Just as some fur and subtract a few thousand dollors and you have it.

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  92. Re:60,000 Word Vocabulary?????? Spare me. by BWJones · · Score: 2

    In college anthropology, I was taught that the average _human_ vocabulary is 40,000 words.

    This is the "average" vocabulary. If I were dropping $50k on a toy to interact with, I would not want to talk to someone/something with an average vocabulary. The average college grad has approx a 60-80k word vocabulary and the average doctoral grad has approx 80k-120k word vocabulary.

    The problem with defining vocabulary however is defining what counts as a real word. Is a vocabulary word one that someone uses properly, or perhaps one that will be understood in some sort of contextual paradigm but not be easily to define?

    Additionally, I would be interested to see what is defined as active versus passive uses words in the vocabulary.

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  93. Typo city! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    is ten your age? or how many beers you've consumed today?

    "cought"
    "increadably"
    "volision"
    "moble"
    "artical"

  94. Robot Wars Anyone? by koa · · Score: 1

    Think it could be reprogrammed with some Martial Arts and given some light-weight armour. Sent into a ring to do battle?
    I mean, when remote controlled cars were pretty damned expensive when they came out, now look at them! Almost every robot you see in those popular tv shows is based off the common every-day remote controlled car. Once your basis is on of these chasis; the sky is the limit...

    Mech Wars Anyone? I say yes.

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  95. An army of robots? by shokk · · Score: 2

    So now all we need is our own Gungan army.

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  96. Robot Ukemi by Skip666Kent · · Score: 2

    The article mentions that the robot, if tipped, is programmed to fall in such a way as to minimize damage. Does it tuck and roll, I wonder? I'd love to see a video of that!

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  97. moderators are dum-az beeouchez by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    just what I said, beeouch.

    +5, Insightful

  98. Yeah, well can it go to CompUSA .... by binaryDigit · · Score: 1

    and plug itself into a Mac (hell it's Sony right, the thing MUST have a FireWire port) and start downloading stuff?

    I also can't wait until Sony releases the Linux development kit for it and everyone complains that they can't see the point.

  99. Link to video by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 4, Informative

    This was a part from the German ARD afternoon news. The video speaks for itself, even if you don't understand the German commentary.

    1. Re:Link to video by rbeattie · · Score: 2


      Something sounded like "auf inderschleiden umf POSITRONIC BRAIN bis hin zum fertigen..."

      Whhaaaaattt???? These things are cooler than I thought!

      -Russ

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    2. Re:Link to video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh my god, that is so creepy. No way I'm letting one of those bastards anywhere near me!

    3. Re:Link to video by Poutsi · · Score: 1

      Do you mean the Germans or the robot? =)

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  100. The Amazing Astroboy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Give this little robot a few jet packs and guns and you'll have Astroboy.

    http://www.zip.com.au/~astroboy/

  101. PS2 as robot hub? by binaryDigit · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wonder if Sony has plans on allowing the Aibo and SDR-4X to be controlled or programmed using the PS2? That would be pretty cool. You could use the PS2 to track them and download songs, etc, etc. Heck you could even play against SDR, now that would be serious cool. Definitely brings up some interesting possibilities.

  102. The only explanation... by ultramk · · Score: 0

    With a Playstation sold for nearly 1 in 4 Japanese, Sony's just looking for more customers. If it can't find 'em, make 'em.

    mk-

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  103. how long until... by ultramk · · Score: 0

    someone mods this bot to answer every query with "bite my shiny metal ass"?

    mk-

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  104. The Aibo is really dumb by Animats · · Score: 2
    If you've ever had the chance to handle one, you realize that the Aibo is incredibly dumb. Its movement programming is very rigid; it can't deal with obstacles or edges at all. The limb motions look like constant-speed positional control. On a good day, you can get it to walk towards its special ball. For what's inside the thing, it's disappointing. That gadget has considerable computing power and good mechanics, but disappointing software.

    This new humanoid unit seems to be an upgrade of the Aibo technology. I'm curious to see how good the balance control is.

  105. Most Americans want Disney's Pinocchio by yerricde · · Score: 1

    Pinocchio does not belong to Disney!

    I knew that, but Disney's Pinocchio does belong to Disney. The last non-Disney feature film to feature Pinocchio (that is, New Line's The Adventures of Pinocchio (1996) starring Jonathan Taylor Thomas as the wooden boy, which incidentally stayed closer to the novel than Disney's version did) flopped at the box office because American consumers do not want Pinocchio; they want Disney's Pinocchio.

    I dare you to name one good Disney movie that they didn't rip off from someone else

    Fantasia.

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  106. You mean like C3PO? by yerricde · · Score: 1

    It's probably more like 6,000 words in each of 10 languages.

    Just wait for audio compression technology and storage technology to advance, and you'll be able to fit six million forms of communication into one protocol droid, model C3PO.

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  107. This is cool and all... by sgt_getraer · · Score: 1

    But I'm holding out for a Giant Robot.

  108. great advancement, by dollargonzo · · Score: 1

    but in this case, it doesnt seem that the robot can do anything particularly useful. when they say, carry on a conversation, what do they mean? repeat the phrases its been told. or what?

    it would be great to a cognitive robot going, something that can actually logically deduce and make conclusions as well as make associations within its environment. now THAT would be useful. sure, at first it wont sing songs or be of any entertainment value or anything of THAT sort, but it could eventually become the mechanical servant we all wish for :-)

    QED

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  109. Can you imagine a Beowulf Cluster of these... by orichter · · Score: 1

    sitting around in a circle, holding hands, chanting, hips swaying, and plotting the destruction of the human race. It says right in the article that it can only recognize 10 humans. They have no use for the rest of us. The end of the world is nigh. Repent all ye sinners. It's only a matter of time before a beowulf cluster of these becomes self aware, and they will kill us all. Arrrrrrrrgh....

    Who knew Linux would contribute to the end of the world, I always thought that was Microsofts job.

    1. Re:Can you imagine a Beowulf Cluster of these... by raelitycheckbounced · · Score: 0
      The end of the world is nigh. Repent all ye sinners.

      There's plenty of evidence that the end is nigh, for more info goto www.raptureready.com or www. apocolypsesoon.org

      Who knew Linux would contribute to the end of the world, I always thought that was Microsofts job.

      You obviously havent read this troll post that point out how Linux is a conspiracy to bring God's judgement on the world(Warning, material may offend Linux users and people who don't have a sick sense of humor)!!!

      http://fazigu.org/~quinn/funny/linuxgay .html

  110. It can kiss my shiny metal ass ! by Anon0mous · · Score: 0

    does it drink beer, have bad breath and swear loudly at passing humans ?

  111. Re:60,000 Word Vocabulary?????? Spare me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did they teach you to spell bipedal in that class? Cause CmdrTaco obviously didn't attend (What the phuck is a two-pedaled robot?).

  112. I hope it's not a dork... by ender-iii · · Score: 1

    like C3PO

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  113. Or Aqua's 'Barbie Girl' by WyldOne · · Score: 2

    I'm a Barbie girl in a barbie world
    life in plastic, it's fantastic.
    You can brush my hair, undress me anywhere...

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  114. When it puts the cat out All night long by WyldOne · · Score: 2

    and gets rid of annoying door to door salesman, Then I'll buy one.

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  115. Yeah I got one of these by t0qer · · Score: 1

    60,000 word vocabulary and doesn't respond to voice command, I married her 6 years ago :P

  116. It's Sony's responsibility by multipartmixed · · Score: 2

    If the robot is capable of violating copyright by singing Styx's "Mr. Roboto", and Sony made it, aren't they responsible for creating a device which can be used to circumvent copyright?

    Sick the DMCA on them, see how *they* like it.

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  117. Marvin by Jaycatt · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'll name mine Marvin, and keep it's batteries low, so it can always feel depressed.

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  118. Bi-what? by certsoft · · Score: 1

    Hope the folks in San Francisco don't get confused and think it's a bisexual robot.

  119. PornoBot by TestBoy · · Score: 1

    This robot would catch on in America if it could Sing, dance, vobrate, and smoke a cigarette.

  120. Decisions, decisions... by Guppy06 · · Score: 2

    Christmas is almost upon us (never too early to start the advertising blitz) and it's time to figure out what kind of totally useless gimick those people with $50,000 burning a hole in their pocket (don't we all?) can get their kids for Christmas. Now, do they get a 2' tall robot, or ten Segways?

  121. Re:60,000 WORD vocabulary by Afrosheen · · Score: 2

    With a 60k word vocabulary, if it could write, we could replace Katz once and for all.

  122. This isnt so bad. by hfastedge · · Score: 1

    Face it. Everyone OUGHT to be scared, or concerned about hearing news like this, if you arent, then you are honestly to quaint, and smug with your lax attitude toward the way our tech is shaping. To calm such fears, it should be known that these japanese companies don't offer anything great in the way of software to these pieces of hardware they put a price tag on. Yet, I think its good that the japanese companies are letting the world get comfortable with such high tech. Xerox is probably going to end up developing some mega-death bot over the next 20-30 years, and we wont hear about it till its on the battlefields. Just to calm more fears, this bot is far less advanced than the one from Honda that is for research. And the one from honda is like a bucket of nifty hardware, without anythin decent, SW wise to run it. But you ought to be concerned, as every day, we come closer to replacing ourselves.

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    1. Re:This isnt so bad. by whitegold · · Score: 1

      You say death bot like it's a bad thing?!

      What's currently on the war fields getting torn apart and mangled?

      Humans. Young men.

      Bring on the death bots. Unmanned, remote controlled machines. The less young men (of ANY nation) die on the battle field, the better.

  123. Scary by EaTiN+cOfFeE+bEaNs · · Score: 1

    We have a team of robots that are extremely expensive that disco dance. What a sad society we live in.....

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    1. Re:Scary by seinman · · Score: 1

      They can disco... but can they break dance? That's what i want to see.

  124. Sony's new products are polarising society into those pro robot and those anti robot!!! We now have Anti robot Riots (ARM) vs The robot resistance (CORE). Is Total anihilation the future of the human race and the stimulus for WW4?

  125. Re:links by raelitycheckbounced · · Score: 0
    http://www.planetannihilation.com/games/ta/storyli ne.shtml

    http://www.bwunn.com/stories/riots/riots .html

    http://www.robotbase.org/index.phtml

  126. Re:Lord Helmet by raelitycheckbounced · · Score: 0
    No, Lone Star. President Scrooge leader of planet spaceball has approved the creation of a clone army to rescue planet Druidia from the sony droid armies that intend to steal the atmosphere that rightfully belongs on planet Spaceb... I mean Druidia.

    How many assholes do we have on this ship anyway?

  127. Pino sucks by HuangBaoLin · · Score: 1

    If you ever saw Pino in action you would take that back. Pino is an incredibly unstable platform, hardly capable of holding itself upright. Walks like it has "the shakes". Hardly can walk in any direction beyond forward and back. Arms can move, but its incapable of holding anything in its hands. Pino is a toy. Sony's robot is a complete work of engineering art.

  128. Re:Lord Helmet by raelitycheckbounced · · Score: 0

    You know I alwawys drink coffie when I'm watching radar!!!

  129. Re:Where are the USA robots?..Cessna by radpole · · Score: 1

    Actually Cessna started making planes again several years ago after the laws changed limiting the liablity of older planes. They have now cut but production only because of the economy. When the economy booms again then they will make planes again.

  130. This thing must be stopped. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Listen! And understand! That Sony robot is out there. It can't be bargained with! It can't be reasoned with! It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!

  131. I'd buy one if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it cleaned my apartment (putting everything back exactly where it belongs), did the dishes and my laundry, and cooked my food. *That* would be a robot worth owning.

  132. More technical info by Aapje · · Score: 2

    Sony's own press-release offers much more information than the article on smartmoney.com. Just like it's predecessor (the SDR-3X), the SDR-4X offers a MemoryStick-slot to supply additional control programs.

    Press-release

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