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Virus Piggybacks Microsoft Mail Worm

metacell writes "A virus (a version of the Chernobyl virus) infects an email worm executable (the Klez worm), and is spread along with it. " It's a damn good *delete* thing that Microsoft has been *delete* spending the last few weeks doing a *delete* security audit *delete* of all of *delete* ah never mind. My wrist hurts from deleting over a meg of mail worm viruses a day.

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  1. there should come a law for it... by sheean.nl · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    why can't they make a law: "if your PC send a virus, you'll be sued, even if you didn't do it yourself (BWUHAHAHAHA)"?

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    1. Re:there should come a law for it... by tps12 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Legislation containing the language "BWUHAHAHAHA", while not specifically prohibited by the Constitution, has historically been held in disdain by the Supreme Court.

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    2. Re:there should come a law for it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe they'd take it more seriously with "Please to advise" in the language.

  2. Solution by Chardish · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Hmm, maybe Microsoft could just disable scripts in their email software? That sounds like a good option.

    No one uses Outlook macros anyway, except worm writers. It's common sense that I don't want any software, not just viruses, automatically sending email without my consent or confirmation (or even knowledge!)

    1. Re:Solution by bsoftware · · Score: 2, Funny

      But thi is not "for the consumer's best interest"! consumer's best interest

    2. Re:Solution by Vespillo · · Score: 1

      If you upgrade to outlook XP, it gives you a little warning saying that the e-mail contains script that outlook does not support, so maybe this is microsoft's way of 'encouraging' everyone to go XP.

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    3. Re:Solution by Pfhreakaz0id · · Score: 2

      There are LOTS of places that use Outlook automation/workflow apps. I've worked at two. Just FYI.

    4. Re:Solution by Hemi+Rodner · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You can do it yourself.
      Options > Security > click on "Restricted sites zone". After that, click on "internet options" in the control panel, select "security" > Restricted sites, click on "custom level" and disable everything.

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    5. Re:Solution by swingkid · · Score: 2

      Actually, the company i work for has a product that uses Outlook to automatically notify users of events generated outside Outlook, and I'm sure there are any number of other products that do something similar. Just because YOU don't want it doesn't mean it's not useful. Also, by default outlook lets you know if something is trying to automatically send an email on your behalf, and lets you cancel the action.

    6. Re:Solution by Vespillo · · Score: 1

      Check out Here for some help fixes for outlook and outlook express.

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    7. Re:Solution by jaseuk · · Score: 1

      Granted, in some office systems outlook/office can be tightly integrated to do some clever things..

      But does this functionality need to be in "Outlook Express" the free version?

      Jason.

    8. Re:Solution by JThaddeus · · Score: 2, Informative

      Unfortunately, my sources tell me the Outlook and Office team at Microsoft insisted on putting it in--over the objections of the Visual Basic team who knew it was a bad idea from the start. The Office logic was "We make more revenue, we want it, you have to do it." Now if only MS would get stuck with some major suits over it the would clean up their act.

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    9. Re:Solution by killmenow · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Then again, maybe Mail/System Admins could install some AV software with daily updates and the Outlook Security Patch along with a backend server (Exchange or OpenMail [now Samsung Contact]) that can implement server-side policies to prevent users from overriding and running executables anyway.

      With this done, viruses and worms have little effect.

      And the constant reminders to your user-base of proper e-mailing habits does eventually sink in.

      Outlook is insecure...yada yada yada...people should take responsibility for their systems and stop blaming Microsoft for everything...after all, they're only responsible for maybe half of the world's problems.

    10. Re:Solution by MeNeXT · · Score: 2
      I would say there are LOTS more who do not. If we include all the home users then I would say MOST do not. So why is it active be default? Why not activate it when/if you need this feature?


      I have not seen one company who uses this feature intetionally but they all have it activated and I have helped hundreds of them clean up after a virus. It does not matter if I turn it off because I do not maintain their networks and they will just reactivate it the next time they reinstall their system. On top of that they are not willing to pay someone to setup their network securely.


      If you are talking to managers they see absolutely no need to spend good money on security/AV. They bought norton so all is well. Norton will save them.


      It's a bird ...It's a plane .... no it's Norton


      Oh! Why do I need to keep it up to date????

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    11. Re:Solution by Pfhreakaz0id · · Score: 2

      For the record I would agree more don't use it. I agree the defaults should be more secure in Outlook. What I was responding to was the suggestion that NO ONE used Outlook/VBA scripting. I can assure you, that is not the case.

    12. Re:Solution by imroy · · Score: 1
      Just because YOU don't want it doesn't mean it's not useful.

      I'm not saying it isn't. I'm sure it is very useful for the people that use it. As all these virus reports show, it's simply the wrong solution to the "problem" of office automation.

      Email is the wrong medium for scripts. Every time I've read a discription of a company's use of the scripting feature (ok, not that many) I've never seen a problem that needs to be scripted on the client via email. I see this as yet another case of the PC and client centric computing being pushed by MS. These kinds of things really should be done on a central server. If email must be used, only use it to send data, not code. Simple. What's so hard about that? And I thought MS was trying to push into the corporate server market...

    13. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats some good MS logic right there. "Lots" (a tiny fraction of all windows users) of people actually use this horrible security hole, so we'll leave it in place! Yay!

      Between this, and the next story after this (advertising companies exploiting IE security holes to silently install spyware), it's almost begining to seem like using microsoft software is a really bad idea. Almost.

    14. Re:Solution by rogueroo · · Score: 1

      But if the warning is only displayed if you use Outlook XP, then the user has _already_ gone to XP, right? So Microsoft is encouraging users who already upgraded to upgrade? That doesn't make sense . . . here's Chewbacca, he's a Wookie . . .

      :)

    15. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If Norton wears his large, plastic-framed glasses when he's saving Outlook users from the evil clutches of Klez, does that mean he resumes his normal persona wearing his cacks outside his trousers?

      Anyhows, I think MS should really consider 2 versions of Outlook, but not label them Pro and Home. Label them Sensible User and Dumbass User versions. Hell, part of the problem is the user, MS just makes it too easy for them to trash stuff and er... open emails... um...

    16. Re:Solution by xbrownx · · Score: 0

      It would be great if that link actually provided instructions on how to disable scripts, instead of a script itself to stop scripts.

    17. Re:Solution by jo42 · · Score: 1

      The solution is very simply. Invoice Microsoft for the time you waste pissing around with their crap. If they started to receive invoices from thousands upon thousands of people at, say $300 a hour, they would get the message. [Useless] EULA or not.

    18. Re:Solution by Some+Dumbass... · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Then again, maybe Mail/System Admins could install some AV software with daily updates and the Outlook Security Patch [google.com] along with a backend server (Exchange or OpenMail [now Samsung Contact]) that can implement server-side policies to prevent users from overriding and running executables anyway.

      With this done, viruses and worms have little effect.

      And the constant reminders to your user-base of proper e-mailing habits does eventually sink in.


      And if there's a street near your house with lots of potholes and cracks, you can get larger tires, better shocks for your car, and instruct your passengers to hold on tight when you turn onto that street.

      Or you can just take another street :)

      Getting the city to fix the potholes isn't a bad idea either.

    19. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one's saying it's not useful. It just shouldn't be on by default when 99% of the users don't even know about it, much less use it.

    20. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've used email as a program conduit between two unix systems, and it was very useful. One system only allowed ssh in, but wouldn't honor .ssh/authorized_keys, making it annoying. They did allow procmail though. So I wrote a script that accepted signed data and ran it through a perl script (to synchronize bookmarks, if you're curious). So I think passing data to a trusted app is alright, though a sandboxed trusted app would be better. The problem is when the "trusted app" is the MS equivalent of /bin/sh.

    21. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is so dump!!!

    22. Re:Solution by hetairoi · · Score: 1

      It's pointless. I've pointed out this link many many times before, but noone listens. They just want to blame MS for all of it. They are somewhat to blame, but when they issue a patch, fix the hole in new versions and point it out to admin's there is really not much more that can be done since they don't have a time machine.

      I'm an exchange 5.5 admin, my users are all using outlook, the only problem i have is when a user will call and say they got an email that says it has an attachment, but they can't open it. I ask them what the file name is and then explain the company email policy (If it's a virus you shouldn't open it, if it's a flash-of-the-week, you shouldn't view it at work).

      If you don't like Exchange/Outlook fine, use whatever works best for you. I find it easy to use and administer. I hate MS for many reasons, but they do have *some* very good business software.

      Oh, and Taco, Outlook has filtering built in. It's very easy to use and since I've gotten my rules in place I very rarely get spam or any virii showing up in my inbox, maybe you should look into it ;)

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    23. Re:Solution by willutah · · Score: 1

      The comment that "no one uses Outlook macros anyway" is a sign of ignorance by someone who probably doesn't work in the corporate world. For example, use an Outlook macro that e-mails me if someone puts something on my Outlook calendar. If you want proof that Outlook Macros can be useful, see the traffic on these lists: http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&group=micros oft.public.outlook.program_forms http://groups.yahoo.com/group/outlook-dev/

    24. Re:Solution by Cenam · · Score: 0

      this is a bad analogy, what if they fix the potholes and people don't download the tar:)

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    25. Re:Solution by imroy · · Score: 1
      ...I wrote a script that accepted signed data and ran it through a perl script (to synchronize bookmarks, if you're curious). So I think passing data to a trusted app is alright, though a sandboxed trusted app would be better. The problem is when the "trusted app" is the MS equivalent of /bin/sh

      This is a good example of my point. Your script was already on the machine, you weren't emailing it with the data each time. So, barring any accidental back-doors in your script, an intruder couldn't exploit this email system.

    26. Re:Solution by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      I would so hate to be sysadmin at an MS shop. COnstantly going from desk to desk patching up outlook, IE, and whatever else was hacked that week.

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  3. Now NOw by nervlord1 · · Score: 1

    no need for "wrist hurting" jokes ;)

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    1. Re:Now NOw by ichimunki · · Score: 1

      Humor aside, you'd think the guy who can code up major portions of Slashdot could figure out how to write a Perl script or a procmail recipe that figures out which emails contain this virus and deletes them automatically... or at least flags them like SpamAssassin does with spam.

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    2. Re:Now NOw by Glytch · · Score: 2

      http://freshmeat.net/projects/quarantineattachment /

      Enjoy.

  4. Yes CmdrTaco by gazbo · · Score: 2
    If Microsoft had done their past few weeks of security audits properly then there is no way that this vulnerability would remain unpatched.

    It is still unpatched, right? Otherwise your submission just looks like stupid MS bashing.

    1. Re:Yes CmdrTaco by Pfhreakaz0id · · Score: 2

      Yeah. You wouldn't want to go off on a rant without checking the basic facts, right? I mean that would be really stupid. (For the clue-impaired, check the date)

    2. Re:Yes CmdrTaco by thesolo · · Score: 2

      If Microsoft had done their past few weeks of security audits properly then there is no way that this vulnerability would remain unpatched.

      More importantly, if Microsoft had done their job properly in the first place, Outlook would have never been released with so many gaping security holes.

      Seriously, there is no excuse for releasing a product that auto-executes code/macros in email upon retrieval, EVER.

    3. Re:Yes CmdrTaco by goofy183 · · Score: 1

      Actually I'm pretty sure this worm only affects un-patched versions of Outlook Express. Here is a bit of proof.

      The worm exploits a vulnerability in Microsoft Outlook and Outlook Express in an attempt to execute itself when you open or even preview the message. Information and a patch for the vulnerability can be found at
      http://www.microsoft.com/technet/security/bullet in / S01-020.asp.
      W32.Klez.gen@mm attempts to copy itself to all network shared drives that it finds.


      This is an excerpt from http://securityresponse.symantec.com/avcenter/venc / ata/w32.klez.gen@mm.html#technicaldetails. Now honestly I don't love MS either but XP has one feature which saved my parents and a few un-knowing friends. Within a day of the patch coming out their PCs had updated themselves and fixed the whole. Although I do agree that deleting pound upon pound of that damned virus for a week straight was very annoying.

    4. Re:Yes CmdrTaco by antitribue · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Patched? Microsoft can't patch this...

      If the DOJ ever forces them to make the OS Modular (sorry, I mean release it that way) they are planning on using this the load the rest of the moduals on everyones machines.

      Then there will be another virus that will make it so you can't uninstall any of the modules.

      The only part of the plan that puzzles me is how they are going to explain to people that this new virus asks you 20 times if you want to get a MS passport.

    5. Re:Yes CmdrTaco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, you linked to a hole in IE, not Outlook. What is your point?

    6. Re:Yes CmdrTaco by gazbo · · Score: 1
      Ah, different point. If you re-read my sarcastic post you will see that I specifically referred to Taco's attack on the worthlessness of the code audit.

      Had he said 'I can't believe they released software with a hole....' as you did, then I'd probably still have mentioned patches and the like, but I would have had far less grounds for sarcastic derision.

    7. Re:Yes CmdrTaco by decaying · · Score: 1

      nice attempt... but the tech note you linked has nothing to do with the latest Klez/Chernobyl hybrid.

      This note details the Klez virus and the appropriate fixes. And that note talks about this which details the problem of running scripts in the preview pane and the fix for that (IE 5.5 anwyay) supersedes the fix for the vulnerability you mentioned.

      We know that O and OE have huge security problems, and that MS should've have shipped them... but what are they to do now? They release security updates that get installed nicely() via Windows update, but people have to know they are there. So they provide some software that tells you when there are new security updates available.
      the only sure way to get the updates onto people's computers is to force updates down onto people, /. and other geek sites would be up in arms about MS taking over your computer.

      So they shouldn't have released such software, but the "genie is out of the bottle"* and they have to do something, and no matter what they do they get flamed for it...

      So in conclusion MS still sucks etc.... and I think I have just responded to a troll...

      thank you and goodnight [:



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    8. Re:Yes CmdrTaco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it was probably "really" an error in that ever-present Internet Explorer - you know, the one thats integrated into the OS...

    9. Re:Yes CmdrTaco by Pfhreakaz0id · · Score: 2

      okay, according to Smyantec, this is the vulnerablity that the worm exploits. It's dated March 2001.M

      Furthermore, the other technote/patch you reference is dated may 2001. Either way, the patch has been out for a while. I agree with you, I think they've done about everything they can to get people to patch. Hell, they have enough trouble to get supposed system administrators to patch their damn web servers (code red, Nimida anyone? Both eploited holes that already had patches available).

      In XP, they have a setting you can turn on to basically download the patches automatically (I'm speaking second-hand here because I haven't used XP, so I may have this wrong), but my father-in-law said he turned it off because it "screwed up his computer"! Oh well.

    10. Re:Yes CmdrTaco by Dionysus · · Score: 2

      But if these guys had never released their product with gaping security holes, we would never have discovered Outlook's security holes in the first place.

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    11. Re:Yes CmdrTaco by jo42 · · Score: 1

      I fail to grok the logic that could even be used to remotely tie these two softwares together in the manner that you attempt to imply.

    12. Re:Yes CmdrTaco by Dionysus · · Score: 2

      Well, let me connec the dots.

      Thesolo wrote that Microsoft should never have released Outlook with that many security bugs.

      All mail on the internet, sooner or later will hit a sendmail server. Sendmail (with BIND) has been shown to be among the ten worse security applications on the 'net. If the Sendmail people had not released their product until it had been properly secure (and considering, they're still finding security bugs), then email as we know it today probably wouldn't exist. So, if the sendmail people had waited until they had a secure server, then that worm would never have been sent and arrived at someone's email box, because the server inbetween wouldn't be up.

      Of course, throw in BIND, and you wouldn't have an internet either (do you know Slashdot's IP address without looking it up? Doesn't the root servers run on BIND?)

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  5. Antiviral? by Ioldanach · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Now that someone's thought of infecting a virus with another virus, when will a white hat think of infecting Klez with some sort of antivirus. Let Klez think its doing its work, but don't actually delete the files its trying to delete. Then, a few weeks later, have code that just shuts down the Klez virus altogether.

    1. Re:Antiviral? by Sheetrock · · Score: 1
      Ah, but what about the anti-anti-viruses that will inevitably be created by malware writers to stop the anti-viruses from doing their job?

      I see nothing but bad things coming of this idea. The recursion alone makes my head ache.

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    2. Re:Antiviral? by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      that is probably a better Idea than the old one of a virus that fixes the problems caused by another virus, but, I think it might still get hte person in a bit of trouble.....

      perhaps this is how internet warfair will be fought, with one virus attacking another virus and so on.

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    3. Re:Antiviral? by GnomeKing · · Score: 1

      This is a good idea in principle... were it not for the fact that its illegal

      The main problem with email viruses is that their not defendable against (when the victim is using outlook) without an external program checking each and every email that comes in

      Remove one infection and its all in vain 'cause you get another 4 the next day

      Some whitehats ARE doing that for exploits - securing peoples boxes after exploiting them and then logging out without installing any rootkits - but its not really feasable for outlook viruses

    4. Re:Antiviral? by tps12 · · Score: 2

      This makes no sense for email worms. They do their damage by overloading servers when they replicate. An "antivirus" would do the exact same thing.

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    5. Re:Antiviral? by Salsaman · · Score: 2
      Just make a virus that installs Linux and Evolution. Problem solved.

    6. Re:Antiviral? by GregWebb · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No.

      The first worms out there (as I recall) were autonomously helping computers - fixing problems, tuning them and so on. All beautiful, the computers fixed themselves.

      Until someone came in one morning and found the machines jammed on 100% CPU and playing up. The worm had a bug in it. At which point, research stopped quickly because it was shown just how destructive this sort of thing could be.

      Please, nobody try and piggyback helpful code onto an e-mail virus. How sure are you that there isn't a single bug on any possible client platform?

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    7. Re:Antiviral? by JCMay · · Score: 1

      I can imagine that this was an "accident." Imagine a computer pre-infected with Chernobyl. User runs Outlook or Outlook Express as their mail client. User receives a copy of Klez in their mail.

      Since the user is clueless enough to still have Chernobyl hanging around, they open the Klez attachment. Klez does its thing. The file Klez picks to graft itself on to for the outbound mail has Chernobyl already. *Poof!* A Chernobyl-carrying Klez.

      No need for eeevil on the part of whoever put them together. Just need a doofus.

    8. Re:Antiviral? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >warfair

      So that's what you call it when they have a gun show.

      I like it.

    9. Re:Antiviral? by jo42 · · Score: 1

      And then someone will find all the holes in Linux and Evolution. Back to square 42.

    10. Re:Antiviral? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I remember correctly, a whole while back it was reported that three virii, presumed spontaneously, combined to form a hard-ass virus.
      It was still in the old dos days. I believe it was called the whale virus. In this case however I'm pretty sure that this was done on purpose. Not all viri today (or even very little) infect other executables. No need for that if they have internet access. In the old days, infecting every executable was just a means of spreading.

  6. New Anti-Terrorism Laws put to good use? by 11thangel · · Score: 5, Funny

    Since Outlook is propogating virii, it is responsible for electronic havoc. According to the new legislation, that classifies Outlook as an electronic terrorism program. Ok, so I'm dreaming, but wouldn't you love to see SWAT teams breaking down doors to sieze copies of Outlook?

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    1. Re:New Anti-Terrorism Laws put to good use? by xtremex · · Score: 1

      I personally don't want SWAT teams breaking down the doors of ANY citizen. This is really OT, but I had to say this lest any person actually think the Patriot Act is anything BUT patriotic.

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    2. Re:New Anti-Terrorism Laws put to good use? by spongman · · Score: 2
      hmm... according to your logic Boeing are liable for their planes crashing into the WTC?

      I think not.

    3. Re:New Anti-Terrorism Laws put to good use? by wiredog · · Score: 2

      Well, that hasn't gone to court yet. More probable is that the airlines will be held liable for lax securiy.

    4. Re:New Anti-Terrorism Laws put to good use? by B1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ...but then, Boeing jets don't have intrinsic flaws that make them likely to fly into tall buildings.

      (BTW... Is there a version of Godwin's law for gratuitous references to terrorism or the WTC yet?)

    5. Re:New Anti-Terrorism Laws put to good use? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      "Is there a version of Godwin's law for gratuitous references to terrorism or the WTC yet?"

      Shut your cakehole, you Nazi!

    6. Re:New Anti-Terrorism Laws put to good use? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually your a dumb ass.

      OMG, I actually flamed someone on /. Wow. The times they really are a changing.

    7. Re:New Anti-Terrorism Laws put to good use? by kubrick · · Score: 1

      Given that public liability suits often seem to consist of finding the party with the deepest pockets and then blaming them, it's not outside the realms of possibility. :/

      Legal logic is, of course, different from the ordinary kind; but if gun manufacturers can be sued for massacres (a deliberate act of violence by people not associated with the company, but using their product) I can imagine Boeing being sued for September 11 (a deliberate act of violence by people not associated with the company, but using their product). It goes without saying that I don't think either lawsuit deserves to win.

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    8. Re:New Anti-Terrorism Laws put to good use? by enclaved · · Score: 1, Funny

      And it is "you're"

    9. Re: New Anti-Terrorism Laws put to good use? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Interesting


      > but wouldn't you love to see SWAT teams breaking down doors to sieze copies of Outlook?

      They already do that, except that it's federal marshals instead of SWAT teams, and it's done for agregated petty theft instead of mass murder.

      Oh, well... our society almost has it right.

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    10. Re:New Anti-Terrorism Laws put to good use? by saintlupus · · Score: 2

      Is there a version of Godwin's law for gratuitous references to terrorism or the WTC yet?

      I hearby institute "Ridge's Law," named for our illustrious Homeland Defense Minister. Any gratuitous reference to terrorism, Bin Laden, or the WTC "incident" will be considered automatic loss of a debate.

      After all, any Slashdot thread long enough will eventually end up in a why-the-gov't-is-evil mode and its probability of invoking Ridge's Law will inexorably approach 1.

      --saint

    11. Re:New Anti-Terrorism Laws put to good use? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      love ur .sig

    12. Re:New Anti-Terrorism Laws put to good use? by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      Well, that hasn't gone to court yet. More probable is that the airlines will be held liable for lax securiy.

      Never happen. UAL and AA would then go out of business from the potential billions in compensation they'd have to pay.

      As has been said many, many times...the terrorists did nothing really unusual (in terms of hijacking) until they flew the planes into the buildings. Up until that moment, it was a semi-routine hijacking.
      And up until that point, the standard hijack rules would apply. Cooperate until the aircraft gets on the ground. Then storm/shoot/beat about the head and shoulders any and all bad guys.

      If the airlines are held liable, then so too are the airports involved, their security, Boeing, the FAA, NORAD, USAF, Microsoft (FS 2000), Germany, NOAA (was great weather that day), and probably you and I as well.

    13. Re:New Anti-Terrorism Laws put to good use? by lkaos · · Score: 2

      According to the new legislation, that classifies Outlook as an electronic terrorism program.

      Screw terrorism, if it could simply be proven that MS shipped Outlook with the knowledge that it had many security flaws, they could definitely be hit with some criminal charges (although the whole "AS IS" complicates it a bit).

      All it would take is one memo from a higher up person saying, "Outlook has a ton of bugs, and worms are likely to wreck havoc on the industry, but we need to release on time."

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    14. Re:New Anti-Terrorism Laws put to good use? by bleckywelcky · · Score: 3, Interesting


      Um, troll, no.

      When Boeing originally sells a plane, it works perfectly. When MS sells Outlook, it should work perfectly, but doesn't. As time goes on, the plane ages and stops working perfectly. As time goes on, Outlook does not age, and should continue to work perfectly (theoretically), but still continues to not work perfectly. As time goes on, if flaws are found in a Boeing plane that result in a plane crash (not due to aging), Boeing is responsible. As time goes on, if flaws are found in Outlook and causes electronic havoc, MS is responsible. If someone chooses to take a Boeing plane and intentionally crash it into a building, Boeing is not at fault. If someone takes Outlook and intentionally uses it to spread a virus, or commit other malicious behavior, MS is not at fault.

      Capiche? Or is that too complicated for you?

      Now, if Boeing designed the navigation systems of its planes with a bug that caused them to direct towards and crash into any nearby buildings by default, then Boeing is at fault.

    15. Re:New Anti-Terrorism Laws put to good use? by tshak · · Score: 2

      Some call me a MS fanboy based on my love for .NET, Win2K, my XBox, etc. However, I just use the technology that works best for the situation. This being said, I'm not quite sure why Outlook is not classified as a TROJAN. In a corporate environment Exchange can filter viruses and enforce group wide policies like "no executeables". This is actually pretty secure (in my experiences). However, on an unprotected home or small business machine, Outlook is almost as bad as COTDC's backorifice. At least with backorifice you have to somewhat target the attack to the machine in which it is installed. With Outlook, thanks to it's convenient address book feature, your friend and your friend's friend (and so on) is a victim. MS really needs to get their act together on this one. It's embarrassing, especially for those of us who work with MS technology everyday.

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      There is no longer anything that can be done with computers that is nontrivial and clearly legal. -- Paul Phillips
    16. Re:New Anti-Terrorism Laws put to good use? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess one of the moderators got the Monty Python reference!

      The other one probably saw Zani and kneejerked a (-1, flamebait) on it.
      I doubt they even got the Goodwin's law reference that started this off.

    17. Re:New Anti-Terrorism Laws put to good use? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Boeing jets don't have intrinsic flaws that make them likely to fly into tall buildings.

      You mean like engines and a steering joystick?

    18. Re:New Anti-Terrorism Laws put to good use? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I realized that after hitting 'submit'. It pays to preview when flaming

    19. Re:New Anti-Terrorism Laws put to good use? by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 1
      "Since Outlook is propogating virii, it is responsible for electronic havoc. According to the new legislation, that classifies Outlook as an electronic terrorism program. Ok, so I'm dreaming, but wouldn't you love to see SWAT teams breaking down doors to sieze copies of Outlook? "

      [The following is not legal advice.] Now that you mention it, I'd say the idea is not half bad. IANAL, but we would expect such a challenge to be thrown out of court because Outlook was degined as an officeplace utility and not a wartime tool.

      And when some corporation uses the Patriot Act to try to outlaw PGP or such, they could be reminded of the Outlook case where outlook was not banned, thus saving PGP.

    20. Re:New Anti-Terrorism Laws put to good use? by parliboy · · Score: 2
      Well, that hasn't gone to court yet. More probable is that the airlines will be held liable for lax security.

      Heh, good thing they can afford it now.

      "I hereby find for the plaintiff for $20 billion."

      "No problem. Here's the cash you guys gave us last year. Hope you don't mind if we keep the interest."

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      "You're never ready, just less unprepared."
    21. Re:New Anti-Terrorism Laws put to good use? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ACed because this isn't really on topic
      UAL and AA would then go out of business from the potential billions in compensation they'd have to pay.
      No - the victims' (people on planes, people in WTC, firefighters, policeofficers, pentagon workers, whoever) famalies will own those airlines. Is that so bad? I mean, they airlines were responsible for what happened.
      if the airlines are held liable, then so too are the airports involved, their security, Boeing, the FAA, NORAD, USAF, Microsoft (FS 2000), Germany, NOAA (was great weather that day), and probably you and I as well.
      The airliens were neglegent. Under the pre-9/11 security mode, airlines were responsible for the security of their planes. If you remove the ability of affected parties to sue, then the only motivation for airlines to secure their planes is to avoid bad press due to a hijacked plane. I, for one, would put out whatever money it took to secure the planes if I knew a hijacking victim would own my airline if I was neglegent.

      Boeing can't control who gets on planes. NORAD just watches what objects are in the sky over the US. The planes didn't come from another country, they were domestic, so it's not like they should have suspected them.

      The USAF is partially responsible. Their reaction time was too slow and their contengency plan wasn't good enough. In this, I will give them so latitude tho.

      However, the air force is part of the Department of Defense - which is supposed to defend the country. That means they should have seen this attack comming. And when the attack was discovered, they should have stopped it. The DoD should have been doing what the Office of Homeland Security was invented to fix instead of escorting pizza delevery guys in foreign countries.

      The FAA is responsible for creating all kinds of silly "security" measures that are everything but. A false sense of security is even worse than bad security that everyone knows about. Maybe the FAA should be productive, or not exist at all.

      The local governments should be responsible for security in the airports, as well as the airports themselves. They, however, cannot control who gets on planes (the airlines do)- so as far as 9/11 airports are off the hook.

      Microsoft cannot control who buys FS 2000. But maybe if INS was doing their job, some of the 9/11 hijackers wouldn't have been in the country to buy and use FS 2000 - because of expired visas and not meeting the terms of the issued visa.

      Germany has some responsiblity - maybe they should have known about some terrorist activity in the European theater. But much less responsible than the US DoD and the specific airlines that were compromised.

      NOAA - well... you must be joking about that right? :) (I know you were joking about most of this, but some of it is serious)

      Finally, you and I. Maybe the citizens are responsible - after all, we elected the Commander in Chief for the last several yeras. And the lax intelligence from the CIA and DoD has resulted in 9/11. And we elected the congressmen who created the FAA and other stupid agencies when they should be concerntating on protecting the country.

      I didn't mean for this to become such a rant.. but I digress.
    22. Re:New Anti-Terrorism Laws put to good use? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is this "flamebait"? Seriously?

    23. Re:New Anti-Terrorism Laws put to good use? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please, learn the proper English plural of the word 'virus.'

      There's no need to be making up words in hopes of sounding smarter. You only end up looking silly.

    24. Re:New Anti-Terrorism Laws put to good use? by fougasse · · Score: 1

      Um, troll, no.

      By your patronising and incorrect argument, a software maker is liable for any security-related bugs in the code they make. This isn't the case, however, because when someone buys Microsoft -- or just about anyone's -- software, they sign a license which absolves Microsoft of responsibility for bugs or problems. Presumably, Boeing customers sign a rather less restrictive agreement.

      Of course, it's entirely possible to argue that Microsoft shouldn't be able to do that, that software writers should have to guarantee their software. If you did this, thereby rending void the "no guarantees" clause in the GPL and other open-source licenses, the authors of BIND, sendmail, Linux, Apache, etc. would currently be in either jail or debt.

      Just about every major network program has had security holes. This is, unfortunately, hard to avoid. Some MS products are particularly prone to them, but MS doesn't have a monopoly on this. And the particular bug that Klez exploits was patched over a year ago. For those that argue that an e-mail client with scripting is stupid... well, I agree with you, and Microsoft has started disabling it in new versions. But the bug Klez exploits is in MIME handling--unrelated. Mail worms suck, yes, but this one is not due to any gross MS incompetence.

    25. Re:New Anti-Terrorism Laws put to good use? by The+Pi-Guy · · Score: 1

      Close. But Outlook in it's current state is like a Boeing plane that's designed to have hands-free control for terrorists, with a little robot in there that at a push of a button, will go make the airplane crash into a tall building, and then tell all other planes' robots in the vicinity to do the same.

      Umm, anyone else think the M$ section of /. should be changed to "Micro$oft Bashing"??

      --j

    26. Re:New Anti-Terrorism Laws put to good use? by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1


      Knock, knock... Anyone in there? Troll?

      I never said MS was liable for the damage I simply stated that it was the fault of MS that the bugs were present, and that MS was at fault for the havoc. MS wrote the code right? So that must mean that MS wrote the bugs too right? The bugs are causing problems right? So that means that MS inadvertently caused the problems right? Who can fix the bugs, thereby stopping the havoc? MS. Sure, you could blame the users for using the software and thereby causing the havoc, but does anyone expect someone to buy software and not use it? And shouldn't the default MS product come secure, and any changes or modifications be the cause of any problems? MS is responsible for the problems. Legal liability is something else, I'm simply stating that the bugs and havoc are the fault of MS. Ok? Or is that too hard to understand. Sorry you can't comprehend the notion of responsibility.

      The authors of BIND, sendmail, Linux, Apache, etc are all responsible for the bugs in their code too. I am just more lenient with them because they release their work for free. MS charges a lot of money for their work, so I expect a higher degree of professionalism, better security, better stability, and for the program to overall work much better than the free alternatives - which is the case in almost any other industry. For some reason, that concept seems to missing here.

    27. Re:New Anti-Terrorism Laws put to good use? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The sad thing is, the first one who modded you as 'flamebait' will likely be rewarded in metamoderation >:(

    28. Re:New Anti-Terrorism Laws put to good use? by Darby · · Score: 1

      If the airlines are held liable, then so too are the airports involved, their security, Boeing, the FAA, NORAD, USAF, Microsoft (FS 2000), Germany,

      Actually Germany wouldn't be liable since they warned
      us about it well in advance along with France, Israel, Egypt, and several other countries. Good thing too, otherwise we wouldn't have had time to pull our air defenses prior to the attack and it might not have succeeded.

    29. Re:New Anti-Terrorism Laws put to good use? by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      Bottom line, basically no one could have prevented the attacks of 9/11. The air force had jets in the air minutes after it was known a hijacking was in progress. It was not an 'unusual' hijack until after the aircraft were flown into the WTC.
      The hijackers brought nothing illegal onboard, so airport security had no reason to prohibit them from flying.

      In an open society, there is no way to prevent random acts of violence like this.

      As an exercise, predict the next terrorist attack, and prepare a defense for it.

      Maybe the citizens are responsible - after all, we elected the Commander in Chief for the last several yeras.
      For the last 226 years, actually. You have a better system?

  7. cant belive ppl still fall for this: by rehabdoll · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just deleted this klez mail:

    Klez.E is the most common world-wide spreading worm.It's very dangerous by corrupting your files.
    Because of its very smart stealth and anti-anti-virus technic,most common AV software can't detect or clean it.
    We developed this free immunity tool to defeat the malicious virus.
    You only need to run this tool once,and then Klez will never come into your PC.
    NOTE: Because this tool acts as a fake Klez to fool the real worm,some AV monitor maybe cry when you run it.
    If so,Ignore the warning,and select 'continue'.
    If you have any question,please mail to me.


    Ofcourse, an infected file was attached with the mail..

    1. Re:cant belive ppl still fall for this: by dboyles · · Score: 5, Funny

      "NOTE: Because this tool acts as a fake Klez to fool the real worm,some AV monitor maybe cry when you run it."

      We're going to be screwed when a native English speaker decides to propagate a virus.

      "I send you this file in order to have your advice."

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      -- "Complacency is a far more dangerous attitude than outrage." -Naomi Littlebear
    2. Re:cant belive ppl still fall for this: by kilroy_hau · · Score: 1

      you think that's bad? In my former job, the "security expert" detected a virus and then sent it to everyone in the company on purpose. His mail said "if you receive a mail with THIS file (attachment) do not open it. It's a virus!"

      He never stoped to think he was doing the virus job himself.

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      Kilroy was here!
    3. Re:cant belive ppl still fall for this: by Technician · · Score: 2

      I got this at work. Our on the ball IT staff was already prpared. The tag from the IT staff simply said attachment quarentined and named the virus and the full filename. I love a good IT staff. My text was a little diffrent. It prompted me to save the attachment then exit to the DOS prompt and run it. My guess is that is to kill the anti-virus monitor.

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      The truth shall set you free!
    4. Re:cant belive ppl still fall for this: by BlueUnderwear · · Score: 2
      How long until we get a virus that goes through the user's mail archive, and searches messages that look like "please install this update on your workstation" messages from the local sysadmin. The replace the attachment with itself, and send it out, with From and everything else intact to people in the address book who work in the same company (i.e. same domain)

      Such a virus is bound to make a killing: everybody knows the name and writing style of the sysadmin, and both will match. Of course, we still need a more traditional boilerplate in order to jump company boundaries... (or just locate messages saying "in our company, tech support recommends this small utility for such and such purpose, please try it out").

      In short: rather than coming with its own boilerplate message, the virus would go through the user's archive to find suitable real messages, and use those as templates for its mischievous purpose... Spotting suitable templates should not be overly hard: look for mails with attached zips, and containing a couple of suitable keywords such as "install", "update", "utility", "fun", "game", "screensaver", ...

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    5. Re:cant belive ppl still fall for this: by bobsalt · · Score: 1

      all our viri are belong to you

    6. Re:cant belive ppl still fall for this: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good idea. I'll start the coding right away. I'll call it the BlueUnderwear virus. You're gonna be famous.

    7. Re:cant belive ppl still fall for this: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Carson City, 20 months"

    8. Re:cant belive ppl still fall for this: by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Well, my story isn't that bad, but once at work, we'd been recieving warning about a certain virus for several days, and yet someone still got infected. When I got the infected email I could hardly believe somebody clicked the attachment after all the warnings we got!

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    9. Re:cant belive ppl still fall for this: by brianber · · Score: 1

      You realize of course you may have just given some jackass an idea. Sysadmin's everywhere will curse your name and spit upon your grave....

    10. Re:cant belive ppl still fall for this: by CapnGrunge · · Score: 1

      Mmm... so more lusers would be caught by, say, 1337 5p33(|-|?

      Subject: ! 0wn j03 455 *^$%"&!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Now, to get them caught:

      d00d! 5t0p b3ign l4m0 & \/!5!t d!z 13370 p463 & g3t d4 b35t w4r3z 3\/3|2!!!!!!!
      http://anywarez.com/~j03m0mm4/ph33r m3

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      I see 57005 people
    11. Re:cant belive ppl still fall for this: by BlueUnderwear · · Score: 2
      You realize of course you may have just given some jackass an idea.

      That was the goal ;-)

      Sysadmin's everywhere will curse your name

      No, they'll curse Outlook, the program which allowed this to happen in the first place...

      and spit upon your grave....

      Well, for that, Bill Gates' hitpersons will have to get me first ;-)

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      Say no to software patents.
  8. Evolution for Windows by justanyone · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Why isn't there a version of Evolution for windows? It's great software - I'd pay for it if it wasn't free. And, NO VIRUSES!!!

    1. Re:Evolution for Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just use mozilla

    2. Re:Evolution for Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because it's aimed at migrating people from windows,
      not helping the dirty platform *become* acceptable ;)

    3. Re:Evolution for Windows by ceeam · · Score: 1

      Get TheBat!
      (Silly name, cool program)

    4. Re:Evolution for Windows by philhy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hey, since when is open source about a single platform?

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    5. Re:Evolution for Windows by peddrenth · · Score: 1

      Why isn't there a version of Evolution for windows? It's great software - I'd pay for it if it wasn't free. And, NO VIRUSES!!!

      Get "The Bat". Seriously. £30 per license, with a 30-day shareware.

      You can do things in The Bat that make Linux email clients look crippled. I've setup customised autoreplies for messages meeting certain criteria, size limits on emails, size limits with a password to bypass them, domain-filters (taiwan, china, etc), native support for PGP, or use PGP itself, GPG, or native support for S-MIME encryption.

    6. Re:Evolution for Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's not about a single platform, it's about lots of platforms. but windows ain't one of 'em.

    7. Re:Evolution for Windows by spectecjr · · Score: 1

      Hey, since when is open source about a single platform?

      Since it became religion. Or a way of killing Microsoft. Or both.

      Simon

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    8. Re:Evolution for Windows by gr · · Score: 1

      Actually, writing something to take advantage of Evolution's PGP handling wouldn't be much more complicated than writing something take advantage of Outlook's attachment handling.

      (That is, Evolution ignores the PGP/MIME standard, instead dealing only with clear-signed messages, which means it's actually parsing message content... and then you run into trouble.)

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    9. Re:Evolution for Windows by nagora · · Score: 2
      I've setup customised autoreplies for messages meeting certain criteria, size limits on emails, size limits with a password to bypass them, domain-filters (taiwan, china, etc),

      All of which, and more, are available to qmail users via Perl (or any other language) scripting. None of these would take more than two pages; one page if you just hardwire the parameters and don't bother with parsing a config file.

      TWW

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      "Encyclopedia" is to "Wikipedia" what "Library" is to "Some people at a bus stop"
    10. Re:Evolution for Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen

    11. Re:Evolution for Windows by Glytch · · Score: 2

      This might shock and offend you, so brace yourself: Not everyone runs their own mail servers, and not everyone knows Perl. The Bat is great for your average Windows user. It fills a niche.

    12. Re:Evolution for Windows by nagora · · Score: 1
      Not everyone runs their own mail servers, and not everyone knows Perl.

      This is a news site for "Nerds", within that context it seemed a fair comment. In a Windows newsgroup I wouldn't have mentioned it.

      TWW

      --
      "Encyclopedia" is to "Wikipedia" what "Library" is to "Some people at a bus stop"
    13. Re:Evolution for Windows by Chux · · Score: 0

      Because there are plenty of other capable, non-virus-prone e-mail clients for Windows. TheBat, Eudora Pro, Pegasus Mail, etc. Just go to Tucows and do a search.

    14. Re:Evolution for Windows by Surak · · Score: 2

      You can do things in The Bat that make Linux email clients look crippled. I've setup customised autoreplies for messages meeting certain criteria, size limits on emails, size limits with a password to bypass them, domain-filters (taiwan, china, etc), native support for PGP, or use PGP itself, GPG, or native support for S-MIME encryption.

      Um, procmail will do this. I think qmail will do this too. You'd need to write only a very basic Perl or Python script.

    15. Re:Evolution for Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about because the future of GPL software that uses any MS libraries for the GUI, is rather uncertain at best, and very gloomy if MS has its way.

    16. Re:Evolution for Windows by peddrenth · · Score: 1

      Not everyone runs their own mail servers, and not everyone knows Perl"

      Some of us have dial-up connections, but still want a website. So we buy a domain name, and get someone to host it for us at $5/month

      Having a handy domain name, I now use the handy email server provided by my website hosts as part of that same package. One email address for me, one for my sis, and a "catch-all" account for everything else.

      So no, I don't have a mailserver. And I wouldn't really know how to write perlscripts to manage the email on that server. If I did, I'd be worried about introducing security holes (as I'm not an expert in mailserver programming)

      So I use the bat. Or, I would if I used windows enough. I'm considering buying it for my parents, just so that I can encrypt mail to them.

      Not all nerds run a server. And the comment was in response to somebody asking for an alternative to Outlook Express, which kind of implies that he's not a Perl-guru either.

  9. DELETED!! by jerkychew · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    That reminded me of one thing... DELETED!!

    Yup, it's off-topic, and probably hard to follow if you've never been to the site, but it's a riot.

    1. Re:DELETED!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hahah... thanks for the site... hadn't seen that before... funny as hell :)

  10. Options? by InnereNacht · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Alright. I've been in the field for some time but have never really pursued this: What other options for email clients do we HAVE besides Outlook/Outlook express in a windows environment?

    I'm pretty sure that Eudora is still around, but what is out there for windows-based, user friendly software? It'd almost be worth the switch just to avoid all these damn Outlook-friendly virii.

    1. Re:Options? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Netscape 4.79 or Mozilla is a ok mail client for windows. Userfriendly and faster (IMHO) than Outlook.

    2. Re:Options? by xtremex · · Score: 1

      At least a 100. If you need groupware, Lotus Bloats or Novell Groupware. Eudora is good as well, but do people REALLY need groupware? Whatever happened to good ol' IMAP or POP3??? Oh well....

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    3. Re:Options? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Netscape Messenger...

    4. Re:Options? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The company I work for uses Netscape Communicator. It's not the best browser around (that would be Mozilla), but the email client works pretty well. We should get to bump up to Netscape 6.x when Mozilla 1.0 is finally ready for prime time. The Mozilla mail client is nice.

    5. Re:Options? by cheebie · · Score: 2, Informative

      Forte Agent is what I use for email and newsreading. I'm pretty happy
      with it so far and have gotten 0 virii/worms. It doesn't render HTML, but I
      consider that a feature. I use it on an individual basis, so I can't intelligently talk about its use by a larger group. You can even download it for 30 days free
      to check it out.

      See Agent Product Page for more information.

      (disclaimer: I don't work for Forte, I'm just a satisfied customer.)

    6. Re:Options? by OblongPlatypus · · Score: 2

      I know you by "windows-based, user friendly" probably mean some form of the standard windows GUI, but I personally find Pine easier to use than anything else. Probably because that's what I'm used to, but then again that's why people like the windows GUI too.

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    7. Re:Options? by Izeickl · · Score: 4, Informative

      The Bat ofcourse, seriously, check this mail client out, it has all the features you could want...Includes PGP encryption as standard too. I use The Bat all the time.

    8. Re:Options? by Doctor+O · · Score: 1

      Besides Eudora, which I use for five years or so and really like, there is Pegasus Mail, which is also free.

      And it's available in German, too. For many not so tech-savvy Germans like my fellow workers or wife, it's absolutely out of the question to use an English client, so this is definitely a point to consider. Yes, it's also available in French and even Dutch.

      --
      Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
    9. Re:Options? by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      Mozilla

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      I am the Alpha and the Omega-3
    10. Re:Options? by Will_TA · · Score: 5, Informative
      Options away from Outlook? In Windows My university uses Pegasus, my favorite is Balsa (Linux/X Windows), Pine ('nix/Cmd Line)or Eudora (Winblows)
    11. Re:Options? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mozilla Mail. It's the only one my sister will use in place of outlook, and now she's used to it, she says she prefer's it to outlook. She also switched to Mozilla from IE after discovering an endless list of uses for tabs.

      Mozilla has the advantage it can read and write html email. Not to my tastes at all (a KMail user), but users demand it, so users may as well have it without the security holes.

    12. Re:Options? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neither notes or groupwise will stop klez. I know because we are running groupwise now. Get good virus protection software.

    13. Re:Options? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we utilize groupware capabilities for routing and processing of status reports, bug lists, requests, ad infinitum. It's really quite useful. How hard is it to install an anti-virus on your email server? I mean, come on people, you all consider yourselves geeks, ACT LIKE IT.

    14. Re:Options? by lurvdrum · · Score: 1

      I use Mozilla 1.0RC1 for e-mail, no problem. It's also a super browser as well. Highly recommended.

    15. Re:Options? by RazzleFrog · · Score: 5, Informative

      How about you just educate yourself and your coworkers instead? Email viruses are not just about the program used - they are also about ignornace. Here is a hint to get you started:

      1) Apply all security patches from Microsoft.

      I was just interupted as I was typing this by a coworker asking me about a virus (talk about synchronicity). We don't use Outlook and she wasn't infected but she printed out the email and showed it to me. Sure enough - whatever.scr. I told her to delete it immediately.

      Why did she ask me first and not print it? Because we have a policy here - which brings me to point 2:

      2) Don't open anything that isn't work related.
      3) All computers show all extensions on files.
      4) Only open files that you expected with .xls or .doc extensions only (no .doc.js, etc.).
      5) If you get anything else - then ask me or somebody else informed about the latest viruses.
      6) When in doubt, call the sender and ask if they intended to send the email.

      With all of these in place, when a virus is sent to one of our employees it does not propogate.

      I leave you with this thought. A few weeks ago somebody in another department received an email warning about a virus go around. The email said to email this warning to EVERYBODY IN YOUR ADDRESS BOOK. One of my coworkers received the email and asked me about it. Of course it was a hoax and I wrote an email back to the original sender telling her that she basically just sent out a manual email. If everybody sent out that email to everybody in their address book it would be a disaster. The moral of the story - ignorance is the worst virus.

    16. Re:Options? by Andrewkov · · Score: 2

      We use Lotus Notes, it's great. It has all the groupware functions your users will demand, such as calendar, appointments, to-do list, disscusion threads, etc. It has pretty good security, and is very reliable. I was mortified when our parent company told us we had to switch to Outlook. Fortunately we were able to convince them to allow us to keep Lotus Notes.

    17. Re:Options? by zaphod110676 · · Score: 2, Informative

      The thing to be aware of is that the latest versions of Eudora, by default, use IE to read e-mail that contains HTML. It is the same control that outlook uses to view mail. If you don't turn it off Eudora will also automatically execute attachments if they exploit a vulnerability in IE.

      On the bright side, you can switch it off and use Eudora's built in viewer.

      http://www.iss.net/security_center/static/8609.p hp

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    18. Re:Options? by ?erosion · · Score: 1

      I was under the impression that Notes was itself a virus. Productivity at my old company was hit severely by an outbreak of 5.0.

      www.iarchitect.com/index.htm has more about this issue. Check out the In Depth section.

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    19. Re:Options? by leuk_he · · Score: 2

      check selection from another osdn site:

      Counting till 126. And that is free and shareware. I bet this doubles when going for payware. Some packages are even so disfunctional it will even block execution of viruses.

      And not forgetting number 127: telnet your pop3. . 8 commands to remember, if that is not user friendly. 8-)

    20. Re:Options? by InnereNacht · · Score: 1

      We're a pretty small company here and I'm generally just hardware tech support, but I know where you're coming from. Everyone here knows to be incredibly wary about opening up file attachments in emails, and for the most part, to not even -open- anything with a questionable email attachment.

      As of right now most of the people here are using Act!, which doesn't support HTML (thankfully) and auto-running of scripts/attachments/etc. The only problem is that it has a tendency to just die or go awry at times. Oh well. My superior wants us to move towards an exchange server/outlook based solution, but I've been hesitant.

      Myself? I *do* use Outlook(XP), it's survivable, but I'd rather move to something else that's a bit less corporate (and safe for that matter).

      Anyhow, I'm rambling. Thanks for the suggestions :)

    21. Re:Options? by nrosier · · Score: 1

      Eudora springs to mind. I personally use Mozilla for both browsing and mail-news. Works fine for me. No problems with virus-mails here. Attached executables are deleted by default.

    22. Re:Options? by CharlieG · · Score: 2

      I agree - the Bat is great

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    23. Re:Options? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try looking around for a program called Calypso. Pretty much invulnerable to virii (that I've seen), and does a good job of rendering HTML.

      The only down side is that the company that makes it has stopped supporting it...But, you can find cracks for it on any good p2p network.

    24. Re:Options? by kn. · · Score: 1

      Eudora? That might be ok, as Microsoft tells you here...
      Quote:
      Q:Will the virus impact my Macintosh if I am using a non-Microsoft e-mail program, such as Eudora?
      A:[...]most likely other e-mail programs like Eudora are not designed to enable virus replication.

    25. Re:Options? by domsol · · Score: 1

      I switched to The Bat in '99, and I swear it's the best mailer I've got. I wish Mailsmith (Mac-only, from BareBones) had all of its features :)

      http://www.ritlabs.com/

      Then, of course, spend several hours removing all references to "outlook" and "exchange" from RegEdit...

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    26. Re:Options? by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 2

      GroupWise 6. A nice little package, reasonably similar to Outlook, and it uses the standard MAPI that comes with Windows, as opposed to the bastardized version Microsoft implants with Office installs.

      Plus, no macros.

      Plus, the GroupWise AntiViral Agent (GWAVA) has served us well by blocking infected email at the gateway.

      And if you're running a Novell network, the management tools integrate right in. No more juggling accounts! Yay.
      GMFTatsujin

    27. Re:Options? by Corporate+Gadfly · · Score: 1

      one word, PC-Pine . I haven't see anything else more user-friendly than that. No viruses to be afraid of. Remote/secure access via IMAP/SSL. You are able to navigate with your keyboard. Handles attachments. Here's Why Some People Think Pine is for Wimps (and Why They're Wrong) . Now, if only PC-pine had threaded view of messages (like mutt). Note, the Unix version of pine has a patch which lets you view threaded view of mail, but PC-pine being closed source, we cannot benefit from that patch.

      --
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      Jonathan Archer: the most beaten up Enterprise captain in Star Trek history
    28. Re:Options? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a verion of pine that runs under Windows.
      The Microsoft Exchange server can be configured to
      run as an IMAP server, and you can aim pine at
      any IMAP server. So, even if your local IT
      department is short sighted enough to be using
      a Microsoft product, you can save yourself by
      running a safe mail client.

    29. Re:Options? by Tomcat666 · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that Eudora is still around, but what is out there for windows-based, user friendly software? It'd almost be worth the switch just to avoid all these damn Outlook-friendly virii.

      You are calling Eudora not user friendly?

      I don't want to be offensive, but it sounds like You used Outlook way too long... I know that some people don't like Eudora because of the many windows inside it for each mail and mailbox... but hey - this is no reason not to switch to it and use it.

      I started using Eudora in version 3.0 and have never changed. I never had any single problem with it. My first Eudora eMail dates back to "Mon, 12 May 97".

      I would really suggest Eudora. Of course it's a change, but I don't think it will be more than two days getting used to it for you.

      --
      Two Worlds - One Sun [Spirit]
    30. Re:Options? by saintlupus · · Score: 2

      What other options for email clients do we HAVE besides Outlook/Outlook express in a windows environment?

      The official Windows mailer here is Mulberry, which is pretty nice once you get past the horrible interface. We recommend a webmail package to most users, but if its not flexible enough, Mulberry is what they get.

      --saint

    31. Re:Options? by kevin+lyda · · Score: 2

      for gods sake, just install some linux distro plus evolution and star office. even if your a bill gates groupie you've got to admit that ms needs something to get it's attention and cop the fuck on. if a decent percentage of desktops migrate to linux, and say they're doing it for security, then maybe ms will wake up and pay attention.

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    32. Re:Options? by gosand · · Score: 4, Funny
      Pardon my frankness, but what are you smoking? Which do you think is easier for a company to do - mandate that everyone use a specific email program, or educate them about not being stupid and opening attachments?

      The general public not only doesn't understand why they shouldn't open attachments (obviously), they don't understand why anyone would write a virus. When I once told someone to not open attachments that might contain a virus, their reply was "why would they want to infect MY computer". The whooshing sound going over their head was so loud it almost broke the sound barrier.

      Honestly, people are stupid and gullible. If you don't believe me, look up gullible on dictionary.com. They updated the definition recently, and it actually says "A very large percentage, nearly 80%, of the human population is extremely gullible." It also cites some documented studies, and indicates that they are actually considering removing gullible from the English dictionary. I would have included a link to the actual page, but my internet access is down at the moment.

      Companies cannot afford to give their employees the benefit of the doubt. They have to force things on them. Instead of changing email clients, they should just be outlawing executable attachments. The ones who need educating are the admins, because they see over all the users. You can't believe that it is feasable to educate all the users. Maybe in small companies, but not in large ones.

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    33. Re:Options? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, I didn't see that in the definition, and how are you posting if you have no internet connection....

      ...Oh, wait, yup I'm gullible!

    34. Re:Options? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only open files that you expected with .xls or .doc extensions only (no .doc.js, etc.)...

      Create a file called ...
      testa.txt.{3050F4D8-98B5-11CF-BB82-00AA00BDCE0B}
      Ooops it shows like "test.txt" ...

    35. Re:Options? by InnereNacht · · Score: 1

      Sure, that's great.

      Because Act!, Peachtree, AutoCAD, Visio, Access Gold (Security software we install) and other applications critical to our business run SO well under linux emulation. Please.

      If everybody at this office sat and browsed the web all day, or sat staring at their inbox, we could afford to do something like that. Sadly, though, this is an environment where we need to get things done. I realize there are some linux-based solutions available that can tend to those needs, but next time please stick to the original question.

      Who modded this up?

    36. Re:Options? by Col.+Panic · · Score: 1

      My current company and the one where I worked before both use Notes so I have been supporting it for about six years now. It does a great job for intracompany email, but I can't speak to how well Domino works. For some reason our incoming Internet email is slow as hell, which really sucks. I wish I knew more about it but we don't admin that at our site.

    37. Re:Options? by Da+Schmiz · · Score: 2
      Honestly, people are stupid and gullible. If you don't believe me, look up gullible on dictionary.com. They updated the definition recently, and it actually says "A very large percentage, nearly 80%, of the human population is extremely gullible." It also cites some documented studies, and indicates that they are actually considering removing gullible from the English dictionary. I would have included a link to the actual page, but my internet access is down at the moment.
      Best. Troll. Ever!
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    38. Re:Options? by RazzleFrog · · Score: 1

      Something along the lines of "teach a man to fish..." comes to mind. You are mistaking ignorance for stupidity. People do learn. Sometimes it is only after getting burned but other times it is just from pounding them over the head with it.

      It is also not just up to companies to educate their employees. It is up to you and me and everybody else who reads this. The trick is NOT to treat people like idiots. Stop thinking that you are better than they all are - because I am willing to be that you are not. As much as you know about technology they may know about accounting or marketing or Taw Kwon Do.

    39. Re:Options? by Random+Walk · · Score: 2
      Don't know PM Mail 2000, but I have tried the other three and found them rather poor (Eudora lite: nasty ads, could not find out whether/how to configure for multiple accounts, Netscape et al: bloated, slow, limited functionality, Pegasus: horrible user interface).

      By far the best one I have found so far is Sylpheed (yes, it is based on GTK+, but there is a Windows binary available, and it even supports GnuPG, as well as SSL connections for POP3/IMAP).

    40. Re:Options? by SCHecklerX · · Score: 2
      PMMail

      Based on the original OS/2 version.

    41. Re:Options? by Andrewkov · · Score: 1

      I'm not a Notes administrator, but that sounds like a config issue. I can send an email from a web e-mail account to my Notes account and it will be there in a few seconds, same for outgoing mail.

    42. Re:Options? by acecccp · · Score: 1

      that seems like you're describing why not to use it

    43. Re:Options? by Col.+Panic · · Score: 1

      I think they quarantine all Internet mail, regardless of whether it has attachments. We see lagtime of hours sometimes.

    44. Re:Options? by jo42 · · Score: 1

      Stupid name "The Bat". Why not call it "The Wang", or "The Crap", or "The Dung"?

    45. Re:Options? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They updated the definition recently, and it actually says "A very large percentage, nearly 80%, of the human population is extremely gullible."

      pff, like I'm gonna believe that.

    46. Re:Options? by epukinsk · · Score: 3, Funny

      The whooshing sound going over their head was so loud it almost broke the sound barrier.

      You mean the sound almost reached the speed of sound? Wow, he/she really was stupid.

      -Erik

    47. Re:Options? by Kiaser+Zohsay · · Score: 2

      Mozilla Mail/News has been my primary email client on Win32 since May of 2000 (that M18 for those of you keeping track) and is still going strong. I stuck to the milestones for day-to-day stuff, and test drove nightlies now and then to check specific bugs. RC1 looked real good all over, and RC2 should be out Real Soon Now.

      --
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    48. Re:Options? by hendridm · · Score: 1

      All of these you mentioned get spanked on an Exchange network. A company who pays for Exchange isn't going to hinder nearly all its features by using Eudora or some other client. Outlook has calendaring and collaboration and a superior contacts interface, but I think the calendar is its biggest advantage (at least where I work). It also has many vulnerabilities.

      I think a more logical alternative would probably be Lotus Notes/Domino, but Bowtus Goats is a proprietary, user un-friendly pile of shit. (Why does F5 clear my password from memory in Notes instead of refreshing like every other Windows app?) Notes is about as user friendly as building an e-mail client using Forms in Microsoft Access.

      It's a tradeoff.

    49. Re:Options? by binarytoaster · · Score: 1

      Looking at their site... is there a way to make it sync with my Palm? It doesn't say on the website...

      Looks great though... think I'll try it, since I've used that particular feature of Outlook about three times over the past year...

    50. Re:Options? by Master+Bait · · Score: 2
      It doesn't render HTML

      This is a GOOD thing. I'm not using Mozilla on Linux because I can't figure out how to turn off html email rendering. Have you ever seen something in your email like this?:
      http://www.spammer.com/1pixel.gif?yourname@yourdom ain.com

      That's a very common way to harvest email addresses.

      --
      "Only in their dreams can men truly be free 'twas always thus, and always thus will be."
      --Tom Schulman
    51. Re:Options? by petis · · Score: 2

      > I would have included a link to the actual page,
      > but my internet access is down at the moment.

      Oh, first ever snail-mail post on slashdot. Congrats! ;)

    52. Re:Options? by ed1park · · Score: 1

      He means the sound almost broke the speed of sound. :P

    53. Re:Options? by MadFarmAnimalz · · Score: 2

      I'll bite.

      What you are saying makes sense in this limited, above-intelligence community of ours. But you are making an assumption of shared values between these coworkers/employees and more clued-in people such as you and I.

      IMO ,one of the reasons people pay Microsoft money for their software is to remit payment for shielding them from the gory details of all things wired.

      Let me filter out the jargon: people buy MS because it's supposed to be equally functional, but a hell of a lot easier to use.

      The keyword here is 'equally functional'. By being this susceptible to moronic attempts at worm writing, MS fails to deliver in the 'equally functional' stakes.

      Dumbing down an operating system does not have to be synonymous with hampering functionality. And virus susceptibility is definitely 'hampered functionality'.

      No, it's not the user's fault. The client should be secure. Some things you can't blame on users.

      --
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    54. Re:Options? by damiam · · Score: 1

      Evolution is configured by default to render HTML, but not load images unless you ask. I think that's the best way around the problem.

      --
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    55. Re:Options? by aridg · · Score: 1

      Don't open unknown files, you say?

      I've got news for you: for some of these worms, including Klez, you *don't have to open anything* in order to get infected.

      I know this now after 3 days removing Klez and the W95/Elkern.cav.c (sp?) virus that it carried from my home system. How did it come in? Through the Outlook Express *preview pane*, which treats certain file types as being safe enough to display even if the user does not explicitly request that they be opened.

      Why, oh why does OE allow **any** content other than ascii text (or maybe heavily-restricted html) in the preview pane?

    56. Re:Options? by dypstick · · Score: 1

      the Bat! (www.ritlabs.com)

    57. Re:Options? by Badanov · · Score: 1

      Eudora is very much still around. I myself was tired of all the Outlook Express virii and I bought a copy of Eudora. It has defeated every infected email I have received. Another GOOD option is Mozilla which has an email client.

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    58. Re:Options? by Tony-A · · Score: 2

      Good advice, but I'm real lazy.
      1) Apply all security patches from Microsoft.
      Or none. Kill all the *script.exe *script.dll thingees.
      Run AV software or not. But it's the ones WITH the AV software that get the viruses. The ones without tend to be more careful.
      2) Don't open anything that's strange or unexpected, work related or not.
      3) All computers show all extensions on files. Insane (Microsoft default) not to.
      4) Only open files that you expected with .xls or .doc extensions only. I'd be inclined to accept only zips. The body or the subject should be informative and timely enough that the message is not easily forged.
      5) Otherwise terminate with extreme prejudice. The're common enough now so don't even bother asking.

      With all of these in place, when a virus is sent to one of our employees it does not propogate.
      That's the point! It's just a pyramid/chain-letter scheme. No reason to play the game. If people know what's going on, it works just as well as the Unix Honor Virus.

    59. Re:Options? by Trogre · · Score: 1

      My recommendation would still be Netscape 4.78.
      It's stable, not virus-prone, and has much better preview facilities than Outlook.

      If you want multiple mailboxes per account, go for Mozilla Mail 1.0rc1.

      Other than that, you could revert to the days of Pegasus Mail or Eudora.

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    60. Re:Options? by tq_at_sju · · Score: 1

      Eudora is still around, Pegasus is pretty good, they have a review in this month's pc magazine.

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    61. Re:Options? by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      "Eudora lite: nasty ads, could not find out whether/how to configure for multiple accounts,"

      Well if you pay for eudora you won't get the ads, if you can't figure out how to configure eudora for multiple accounts you are just plain stupid. I'l give you a hint. Tools->personalitites (ooh wow that was really well hidden wasn't it). Or you could have clicked on the human being icon (get it a person) and then a right click->new.

      You can figure out how to use GnuPG but can't figure that out? WTF?

      --

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    62. Re:Options? by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      Groupwise.

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      War is necrophilia.

    63. Re:Options? by RazzleFrog · · Score: 1

      I knew somebody would call me on that. Like I said we don't use Outlook here anymore so I forgot the preview pane. I do however tell everybody to disable the preview pane immediately. Although, if I remember correctly, Norton covers your ass on that said as long as you keep it updated also.

    64. Re:Options? by RazzleFrog · · Score: 1

      everybody to disable the preview pane immediately - "on their home systems". First post of the morning error. Sorry.

      Tick Tick - waiting for two minutes to pass.

  11. CmdrTaco is RIGHT! by sheriff_p · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Because, there hasn't been an Outlook patch kicking around for some time now. And because no open-source software has bugs. Ever.

    So, in short, there's two lines of Microsoft bashing there, accompanying a really dull story about a virus that no AV software has any trouble detecting?

    Must be the slow season I guess.

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    Score:-1, Funny
    1. Re:CmdrTaco is RIGHT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YHBT

      HAND

    2. Re:CmdrTaco is RIGHT! by Dacmot · · Score: 1

      Yeah and my grand-ma smokes pot flying an f-22 in her wheel-chair hunting a squadron of blue elephant seals.

      When is the last time your heard of a unix virus? What's the ratio of unix virus compared to windows one? How much money has windows virii cost versus unix virii.

      *flushes the troll*

  12. Just you wait by Vespillo · · Score: 1

    Norton will be having a recall of its anti-virus product someday when the install is infected with w32.stoned or something just as stupid.

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    The problem as I see it is that I have no personality of my own.
  13. recursion by Merlin42 · · Score: 1

    Wow computer viruses are getting more and more like real viruses!

    So the e-mail worm is the vector for this virus!?!

  14. What the doctor ordered! by curtisk · · Score: 1

    >>The report says that a virus known as W95.CIH.1049, a slight variation of the W95.CIH bug dubbed the Chernobyl virus when it began spreading four years ago, has been detected in recent infections of the Klez worm.

    For Klez worm infections they need a dose of good ol' PC-Illin ©

    Ba-Rump-Bum! *kssshhhhh*

    God did I just do that? ;p

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  15. patches won't do it by sheean.nl · · Score: 3, Insightful

    no mather how good a patch is, some people will always remain unpatched/unupgraded. And some of those people also gets viruses and everybody gets irritated by that, I mean, everytime I check at someone's else's PC it ain't patched.

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    1. Re:patches won't do it by sheean.nl · · Score: 1

      this patch will save your PC from the evil virus klez, install now and send it to everybody on your list.

      ____

      patch.exe (352.3 MB)

      --

      If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving definitely isn't for you.
    2. Re:patches won't do it by wik · · Score: 2
      Recently I tried going to the windows update website to patch my Win2K laptop. When I selected the huge security rollup package -- or as I later found out -- any package from that site, I'd get an error message after downloading that said it could not install the patch, error code -2Billion and change. How useful.

      So, even if I wanted to install the patches (which I did), I couldn't. The solution (as seems to be the solution for most things dealing with Microsoft problems now) was to download and install IE 6 over my current installation. Apparently that fixed it. I was peeved that the installation added Outlook Express and a new version of Media Player without (as far as I could tell) giving me the choice to leave the current versions.

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  16. I use outlook... but not for much longer by GnomeKing · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I use outlook
    I have done for many years
    I like the interface, its easy to use, and I'm used to it

    However, in the past few months I have been recieving more and more viruses and it has seriously made me reconsider my position... Last week alone my virus scanner blocked atleast 50 virus infected emails

    I never open attachments, I have the preview pane turned off, I have outlook set to use the restricted zone for emails, I have norton scanning every email I get - but just yesturday I got an email informing me that I'd sent an infected mail out...

    I will almost certainly be moving away from outlook within the next week just to get away from it all

    1. Re:I use outlook... but not for much longer by tps12 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Anyone else wonder why GnomeKing is using Outlook?

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    2. Re:I use outlook... but not for much longer by scrm · · Score: 1

      OK so you're moving away, but to what? I have been searching for a viable alternative to Outlook for a long time now and I can't find one. I need a straightforward but powerful client like Pine, but for Windows. PC-PINE doesn't support pop3 accounts without some hacking and workarounds.

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    3. Re:I use outlook... but not for much longer by kmitchel · · Score: 1

      Buy an old Mac and check your E-Mail using Outlook on it. I have been running the same mac for years without a bit of virus protection. Never had a virus, never will. Or better yet run Linux.

    4. Re:I use outlook... but not for much longer by Reckless+Visionary · · Score: 2
      The most likely reason you were informed that you sent out an infected e-mail is that Klez spoofs the From field. So if anyone who has you in their address book that was not responsible enough to take the precautions you did received and contracted the virus, there is a chance that it will be sent to other computers from your email address. See McAfee's description, most notably:

      the worm has the ability to spoof the From: field (often set to an address found on the victim machine).

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      I think I'll stop here.
    5. Re:I use outlook... but not for much longer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      er, ever heard of download.com, or tucows, or nonags? all these sites have free win32 email clients up the wazoo. how hard have you really looked?

    6. Re:I use outlook... but not for much longer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TRAPPED like a fly in a Venus Fly Trap.

      HAHAHAHAH hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah

      Trapped by another useless feature in a microsoft product. I wish you the best. Next time a salesman walks into your company trying to sell you a product that has a bunch of whiz-bang features lets hope that you have learned enough to tell that person to buzz off. You stupid fly.
      Who owns your data now????????? Get that wallet out. I feel an upgrade coming. Bill had a huge heating bill this winter and he needs some more dough to cover it.

    7. Re:I use outlook... but not for much longer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eudora.

      I'll leave it up to you to find out where you can download it. (Hint: If it takes you more than 30 seconds to find it, you probably should take your computer back to the store).

  17. For When it's Slashdotted... by TheNecromancer · · Score: 1, Informative

    Chernobyl virus rides Klez's coattails

    By David Becker
    Staff Writer, CNET News.com
    May 6, 2002, 12:30 PM PT

    The Klez worm just keeps on giving.
    The persistent pest, which made a strong comeback last month in the form of the Klez.h variant, is now helping revive the Chernobyl virus, according to a new report from antivirus company Symantec.

    The report says that a virus known as W95.CIH.1049, a slight variation of the W95.CIH bug dubbed the Chernobyl virus when it began spreading four years ago, has been detected in recent infections of the Klez worm. The main difference with the new virus is that it's set to activate on Aug. 2 of every year, as opposed to the April 26 attack date of the original Chernobyl.

    Vincent Weafer, senior director of Symantec's Security Response team, said the company began seeing Chernobyl-infected messages last week, but they continue to account for only a handful of the thousands of Klez infested messages the company sees daily. Weafer said the viral bonus wasn't intentional but rather a by-product of Chernobyl-infected PCs also propagating the Klez worm.

    "As far as (Chernobyl) is concerned, the Klez worm is just another file to infect," Weafer said. "It's quite common to see piggybacking effects when you have worms that have been propagating for a long time in the world."

    Even though Chernobyl is ancient by virus standards and easily detected by almost any antivirus software, Weafer said it's not unusual to have bugs still making the rounds years after their debut.

    "When you look back at viruses, you see recurrences," Weafer said. "They can live for many years out in the wild."

    The first version of the Klez worm surfaced early last year, with subsequent variations causing damage ranging from moderate to minor. Bug writers hit pay dirt with the Klez.h variant, however, which quickly became one of the most active worms ever after it surfaced last month.

    Moscow-based security company Kaspersky Labs recently ranked Klez as by far the most active e-mail threat in April, responsible for 94.5 percent of all incidents reported during the month.

    British e-mail screening firm MessageLabs ranks Klez.h as No. 3 on its list of all-time most active computer pests, with more than 391,000 infections intercepted. At current rates of infection, Klez.h should surpass the No. 2 bug, BadTrans.b, in a few days. It'll have a long way to go, however, to catch the all-time champ, the SirCam worm, still going strong with more than 748,000 interceptions to date.

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    1. Re:For When it's Slashdotted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod this sucker down, CNET won't get slashdotted that easily.

    2. Re:For When it's Slashdotted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As much as I love the "Rush" quote in your sig...

      ZDNet stories are not going to be slashdotted. Save the reposting for servers with less bandwidth, please. Thank You.

  18. Re:Secure computing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No it is MS's fault. They made it EASY.

  19. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  20. Seriously... by PsychoFurryEwok · · Score: 1

    I get like 4 virus e-mails a day, sometimes more. It's starting to become slightly ANNOYING! And being that my virus software is way out of date and is rarely turned on anyways. I have to pick them out myself. I know all the little things to look for thanks to SecurityFocus and other nice internet security sites, but still...it's a major pain in the arse.

    1. Re:Seriously... by Dr_Cheeks · · Score: 2
      "I get like 4 virus e-mails a day, sometimes more. It's starting to become slightly ANNOYING!
      snip!it's a major pain in the arse."
      STATING="obvious"Um, if it's such a major problem then either: a)switch on your antivirus s/w or b)set up some filters for your email/STATING

      C'mon; you come to /. - surely you're savvy enough to manage that. And surely you didn't expect sympathy from the crowd here :P

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    2. Re:Seriously... by PsychoFurryEwok · · Score: 1

      The saviest are the laziest. ;-) Of course I could, but why? It's such a waste of time, I keep updating and updating then a new one comes. Plif.

  21. My wrist hurts, blah, blah, blah... by hansendc · · Score: 5, Funny
    My wrist hurts from deleting over a meg of mail worm viruses a day.
    How many times do we have to hear Taco complain about deleting email worms? You can script up a huge database-backed website, but you can't write a freakin' procmail script?
    1. Re:My wrist hurts, blah, blah, blah... by sandidge · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think "deleting over a meg of mail worm viruses" might actually be /. slang for "polishing the pleasure pole".

    2. Re:My wrist hurts, blah, blah, blah... by bigberk · · Score: 4, Informative

      For anyone interested, this is all you need by way of procmail filter in order to never see any of this crap (kills executable attachments).

      :0 B
      *^Content-Type: (application|audio)
      *^.*name=.*\.(vb[esx]|jse?|ws [hf]|c[ho]m|bat|cmd|s hb|hta|exe|lnk|pif|scr|shs)
      /dev/null

    3. Re:My wrist hurts, blah, blah, blah... by digitalsushi · · Score: 2

      its too bad procmail cant delve into the mime attachments, eh. then we could pattern match on the.. help me out here, uuencoded virus? i'm stabbing in the dark, though. that could be very incorrect.. and i'd love it if it was.

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    4. Re:My wrist hurts, blah, blah, blah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Sure he can... the problem is he can't use procmail with Outlook. 8^D

    5. Re:My wrist hurts, blah, blah, blah... by Spunk · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, and I'm really sure that's the reason his wrist hurts.

    6. Re:My wrist hurts, blah, blah, blah... by subsimian · · Score: 0

      Why not? If the email account resides on platform that supports procmail, and you're merely accessing that mail account using Outlook, e.g., IMAP, then you can use procmail.

    7. Re:My wrist hurts, blah, blah, blah... by morris57 · · Score: 2


      How about a filter for evolution? Even if I can convince mom to use linux, there is no way I can talk her through procmail.

    8. Re:My wrist hurts, blah, blah, blah... by tstock · · Score: 1

      # Trap Klez (signature as of 04/26/2002)
      :0
      * > 100000
      * ^Content-Type:.*multipart/alternative;
      {
      :0 B hfi
      * \
      * ^Content-Type:.*audio/
      * ^Content-ID:.*
      * ^Content-Transfer-Encoding: base64
      * ^TVqQAAMAAAAEAAAA
      | formail -A "X-VIRUS-RULE: Klez"
      }

      # Klez
      :0 hfi
      * ^Subject: Worm Klez.E immunity
      | formail -A "X-VIRUS-RULE: Klez (rc 2)"

      # Klez
      :0 B hfi
      * 135AAItEjhyJRI8ci0SOGIlEjxiLRI4UiUSPFItEjhCJRI8Qi0 SODIlEjwyLRI4IiUSPCItE
      | formail -A "X-VIRUS-RULE: Klez (rc 3)"

    9. Re:My wrist hurts, blah, blah, blah... by cjpez · · Score: 2

      Can't procmail redirect a message to a program? Using a pipe? Should be easy to write your own . . .

    10. Re:My wrist hurts, blah, blah, blah... by digitalsushi · · Score: 2

      yeah.. it's pretty easy. thing is, i cant figure out a way to test how it will affect the load on the machine without actually testing it on the machine. i think piping it through a program as such might knock the stuffing out of it, which is why it would be nice of procmail could do it "while its there".

      I suppose that's a developer trick. (setting up a test environment that can emulate 8 incoming emails a second/10k users popping). Actually, I would give serious kudos for a link to something like that. I tried to research the setting up of a test bed like this but didnt even know what to call it! :-P

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    11. Re:My wrist hurts, blah, blah, blah... by cjpez · · Score: 2
      Oh, so you're worried about sissy things like performance and will my box still be able to function? Wimp. :P

      Seriously, though, if you're applying these rules for everyone on the system, doing it via a procmail pipe probably wouldn't be the best way to do it. (Although I suppose you could always flip the sticky bit on the executable to help things a little.) Might as well just have sendmail take care of it for you. If you do a search on Freshmeat, there seems to be a number of things out there . . .

    12. Re:My wrist hurts, blah, blah, blah... by realdpk · · Score: 2

      Sure it can. Please see man procmailrc or procmailex. Check out the 'B' flag.

    13. Re:My wrist hurts, blah, blah, blah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol...

    14. Re:My wrist hurts, blah, blah, blah... by wizman · · Score: 1

      My company and ISP both employ virus scanning on the smtp gateway. Haven't seen a single worm. This just seems like common sense to me.

  22. Recursive virus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK - Now all they have to do is write a virus that infects itself... In this world of recursive acronyms, why not do a recursive virus too. And just think of the payload size, we could end up getting our megabytes of worm-mails in a single email!

    (To all you worm/virus writers out there - please note, this is a joke! The current load of crap out there is bad enough, we really don't want a recursive virus too!)

    -justin

    1. Re:Recursive virus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually, one of the first things done in writing a binary-infecting virus is keeping it from reinfecting itself. even the simplest of DOS .COM infecting virii have code to prevent this, otherwise it won't be able to spread far...

    2. Re:Recursive virus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, some don't. If it selects a file at random, it can spend some time doing this without reinfecting a file. And if the reinfection is done properly the things keep growing and your system is full of sh*t after some time.

    3. Re:Recursive virus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the work of the guelah papyrus... Stranded for a moment on the ocean of Osyrus... Absorbing all she can for every member of her clan... Expanding exponentially like some recursive virus So maybe I could be a fly... And feed arachnid as I die... And view the ritual from within... The silken tunnel that they spin...

  23. put everyone who sends you worms in a filter by johnjones · · Score: 2

    its not that hard

    allspam folder grows and the sensible people who dont send you worms + virus because they use a decent mailer dont get abused

    simple why are you haveing such a hard time ?

    ah you must run outlook or be unable of adding filter rules OR even asking you local sysadmin to do it for you all of which mean your a moron

    regards

    john jones

    1. Re:put everyone who sends you worms in a filter by dduck · · Score: 1
      The problem with Klez is that it uses addresses in the address book as senders. In other words, if my name is "Fred", and I have "Joe" and "Kate" in my address book, it might send an infected mail to "Kate", with forged headers pointing to "Joe".

      You strategy would lock out poor innocent Joe, when it was in fact me ("Fred"), who was the source of the infection.

  24. Suggestion by szcx · · Score: 5, Funny
    My wrist hurts from deleting over a meg of mail worm viruses a day.
    Fire your administrator. What kind of idiot runs mailservers without AV software installed?
    1. Re:Suggestion by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Or doesn't at least set up attachment filtering? Let alone local rules to automate such teduim?

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    2. Re:Suggestion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wait........doesn't Taco and gang Admin all those servers?

      I recall one of the tails where they all went down to the main closent at like 2 in the moring becasue some bad crap happened......so....does that mean Taco should get fired?

    3. Re:Suggestion by Peyna · · Score: 2

      Hmm, yeah, I have yet to get any virus e-mails actually in a long time. Last ones I got were about 2 years ago. I also deal with a large number of people, so my address isn't exactly private.

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    4. Re:Suggestion by jabley · · Score: 1
      Fire your administrator. What kind of idiot runs mailservers without AV software installed?

      The kind whose users are stupid enough to use mail clients or operating systems that are vulnerable.

    5. Re:Suggestion by Dr.+Hohmannstein · · Score: 1
      Fire your administrator. What kind of idiot runs mailservers without AV software installed?

      Maybe those morons that still use "e-mail programs ... not designed to enable virus replication" (see Important Macro Virus Tips FAQ )

    6. Re:Suggestion by ndege · · Score: 0, Redundant

      CowboyNeal.

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    7. Re:Suggestion by ryanvm · · Score: 2

      Fire your administrator. What kind of idiot runs mailservers without AV software installed?

      Bzzzt - wrong. Any administrator that depends on AV software is an idiot.

      Using anti-virus software to keep your computer clean of viruses is akin to taking monthly vaccines to avoid salmonella. Here's a tip: QUIT EATING RAW CHICKEN.

      Similarly, you can avoid the whole virus issue if you simply avoid the risks. Don't open executable email attachments and if you're using script-capable programs stay up to date on the patches.

      Of course, if you're an admin you can't depend on your users to be that smart. But again, there are much better solutions than AV software. The most effective is to simply configure your mail server to remove executable attachments.

      Relying on AV software to protect you is a reactive solution. It fosters stupidity and it puts you at the mercy of your AV vendor's reflexes and creativity, and I can't accept that.

    8. Re:Suggestion by szcx · · Score: 3, Funny
      Bzzzt - wrong. Any administrator that depends on AV software is an idiot
      Did I say anything about depending on AV software? It's a single part of your security policy. It's no more or less important than keeping an eye on the server for unusual activity or educating your users. It's common sense.
      Relying on AV software to protect you is a reactive solution. It fosters stupidity and it puts you at the mercy of your AV vendor's reflexes and creativity, and I can't accept that.
      Can you accept an admin that allows his users to recieve "over a meg" of tainted messages every single day, even though tools exist that would prevent those messages from clogging the system or exposing said user to risk?

    9. Re:Suggestion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually mr. slashbot that's wrong. you see, out here in the real world, we're able to run a 5,000 machine windows network with practically NO infections due to a simple email filtering software package. guess you're the moron now.

    10. Re:Suggestion by greenfly · · Score: 2

      Exactly. The setup I have here uses procmail and spamassassin and defangs any inappropriate html or word macros. On top of that, executables it knows are bad it quarrantines and notifies both the sender and receiver (in the off chance the attachment was legit, both parties would know it didn't go through and why). Otherwise it simply renames the attachment randomly and "defangs" the extension so one has to manually rename it to get it to even run.

      We've had no problems since that is set up. Most places don't even need .exe, .pif, etc attachments in email. And even if you do, it's a simple matter to just zip it up.

    11. Re:Suggestion by jabley · · Score: 1
      actually mr. slashbot that's wrong. you see, out here in the real world, we're able to run a 5,000 machine windows network with practically NO infections due to a simple email filtering software package. guess you're the moron now.

      You run 5000 windows machines, and you're calling me a moron?

    12. Re:Suggestion by sheldon · · Score: 2

      Running anti-virus software on your computers is like cooking the chicken before serving it.

      There are other best practices as well, such as denying certain types of attachments to come in and out of your mail server, and other such rules.

    13. Re:Suggestion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's OK for people in the know, however everybody else needs virus software. Maybe I am not smart enough, but I am yet to figure out how to teach regular users about the dangers of viruses and general avoidance.. they probably shouldn't need to know, and that is why I use AV software on workstations.

  25. Outlook by mikethegeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The BEST virus spreader evern invented... The sad thing is, it doesn't MATTER IF MS fixes it, there are so many millions of the "take me in the ass, script kiddie" versions of Outlook and/or IIS running on 2000/NT and 9x workstations owned by users with no clue as to how to patch their systems that this will be a problem for YEARS...

    I'm telling you, software makers NEED liability. It's the only way we will ever have responsible programs released. Right now, software makers can get away with selling products that have defects in them on the order of ones that if they were in cars, would send Ford or GM into receivership.

    These e-mail worms would never be able to spread in this way if it were not for defects in Microsoft products.

    Until software houses are FORCED by liability that can't be EULA'ed away, there will never be wuality control.

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    1. Re:Outlook by cute-boy · · Score: 1

      Careful what you wish for. There are people out here in real world who cannot afford to get sued.

      RG

    2. Re:Outlook by AngryAndDrunk · · Score: 1

      Right now, software makers can get away with selling products that have defects in them on the order of ones that if they were in cars, would send Ford or GM into receivership.

      That's because in the case of Ford or GM, defects like that would cost people their health or their lives. I very much doubt that anyone has ever been killed by an email virus or worm.

    3. Re:Outlook by mgpeter · · Score: 1

      Why not hold the virus writers more accountable. Today if you get caught by writing and spreading a virus you get a slap on the wrist, and maybe some probation.
      We should have tougher penalties for creating viri, including jail time AND make them repay all the damages (this could be in the millions).

      I remember when the last chernobel virus hit about 3 or so years ago, and many computers got their BIOS chips fried, thus pretty much having to buy new motherboards. If I remember right the guy that wrote that just got a slap on the wrist even though he caused Billions in damage (especially in China). He might of even got a job offer too.

      Until there are strong reprocussions to creating viri, people will still do it. To make a software maker accountable would be stupid, and it would probably be the end of most software development because everyone would be sued for stupid stuff (well more so than they are already).

    4. Re:Outlook by mikethegeek · · Score: 2

      " Careful what you wish for. There are people out here in real world who cannot afford to get sued."

      You know what? If this happens, the software industry has no one but themselves to blame. They've had plenty of time and then some to self-police, and have failed to take bugs and security seriously.

      True, not ALL software companies are MS, but it is MS that has the flaws, and is on most of the machines. Sadly.

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    5. Re:Outlook by mikethegeek · · Score: 2

      "That's because in the case of Ford or GM, defects like that would cost people their health or their lives. I very much doubt that anyone has ever been killed by an email virus or worm."

      When it comes down to the courts, even health and life is expressed in dollar damage awards.

      Software security holes and bugs lead to what is probably many milliions to maybe BILLIONS of dollars in damage and loss each year.

      If the software industry took QUALITY as seriously as they do feeding their BSA stormtroopers, I might be more sympathetic to their piracy cries.

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    6. Re:Outlook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are two problems and neither is a problem of liability.

      First ms has a monopoly and can install insecure software on everyone's computer by default.

      Second there is no license for high school computer teachers like there is for high school gym teachers (the teachers union is opposed to it). This means most people have no knowledge of computers or security.

      There is already a concept of liability. If you want your computer to work correctly you pay out the ying yang for support. The support is great but the cost is high.

      The rest of us, who are too cheep to pay for support, have to handle our own backups and security updates.

      What should happen though is that software distributors should have a public list of recent vulnerabilities. It would be a legal thing just as how food manufactures have to have a list of ingredients used in their products.

    7. Re:Outlook by mangu · · Score: 1

      software makers NEED liability

      The problem is, they would just argue "hey, the patch is available, why didn't you apply it?"

    8. Re:Outlook by mikethegeek · · Score: 2

      "software makers NEED liability

      The problem is, they would just argue "hey, the patch is available, why didn't you apply it?"

      To which I reply, "Why did you release it (and take my money) before you patched that?"

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    9. Re:Outlook by Error27 · · Score: 1

      To which their response is all software has bugs...

      Seriously, if you want liability you can have it now if you pay for it.

      Do you think that the price of software won't go up if you make liability laws? How high do you want the price to go?

    10. Re:Outlook by Error27 · · Score: 2
      >>True, not ALL software companies are MS, but it is MS that has the flaws, and is on most of the machines. Sadly.

      All software has flaws.

      Probably you could find at least 10 Linux kernel sleep_on race bugs by looking at the links on this page. These aren't serious bugs for most people but they potentially could be crashing (DoS) bugs for some people.

      A study by Stanford showed that OpenBSD was twice as buggy as Linux per ksloc.

      People claim that mainframes are less buggy, but that is mostly because no one opens those computers to the internet.

      Open VMS is supposedly secure, but last week one of my friends found a security bug in it.

      Think about it... The Linux kernel is 3 million lines of code, hundreds of drivers, developed over by hundreds of developers over a period of 10 years. You seriously think it is possible to develop something like that without making a single mistake?

    11. Re:Outlook by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      You know, this is just stupid. One of two things would happen if software companies had *required* liability and couldn't disclaim it.

      A) Users would pay enough to cover insurance for liability costs. I'm not all that excited about the idea of software prices jumping up to four or five times current prices.

      B) Companies would spend an inordinate amount of time finding loopholes so that users couldn't win a lawsuit.

      Let the market decide. If users are really willing to pay for a warranty, then they can purchase only software with a warranty. If they don't consider it worth it, then they don't have to. Software companies (and anyone, for that matter) are already liable for malicious software. Making them provide a warranty is just silly.

      Remember how much those stupid "extended warranties" cost on computers? That's how much extra everyone has to pay for their software.

      Finally, if commercial software houses (which include things like single-person shareware companies) are required to cover damages and are not allowed to set the terms of liability, then I feel that the GPL-using community should be required to do the same. Fair is fair.

      I feel that the current solution is better. If you want a warranty on your software, inform the company that you are willing to pay far more for liability insurance, and I suspect that they'll handle it if enough people really do want this. The problem is that you don't really want liability -- you just want companies to be liable *without* you having to pay more, which isn't possible.

    12. Re:Outlook by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      I dunno, ten years in the clink (at *least*) for doing Melissa seems pretty harsh already. Melissa wasn't even malicious.

    13. Re:Outlook by 26199 · · Score: 1

      Hmm... I thought it was two years?

      And that it did cost various people a total of $80 million...

      Being 'harsh' to the virus writers sounds like a good option, whenever possible... inflicting something like that on society isn't something society should look kindly on...

    14. Re:Outlook by ndege · · Score: 1

      Yes, but people aren't being killed due to software neglience. We really do NOT want liability. Do you really want another department in the Fed. Govn. to handle these issues!?

      I would rather the end-user (or corportation) be held responsible. If enough people don't like outlook/MS-ware, better products will be released.

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    15. Re:Outlook by Fizzlewhiff · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm telling you, software makers NEED liability. It's the only way we will ever have responsible programs released. Right now, software makers can get away with selling products that have defects in them on the order of ones that if they were in cars, would send Ford or GM into receivership.

      Before you go asking for something like this think about how it will impact the open source and free software community. All software has bugs. Bugs for the most part are not intentional. Would a free software project have the resources to fight off litigation caused by exploit? Punish the script kiddies if you want to punish someone but don't go after the industry because of a few bad apples. This is very similar to copy protecting CD's because a few people might pirate the contents.

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    16. Re:Outlook by brer_rabbit · · Score: 2

      Finally, if commercial software houses (which include things like single-person shareware companies) are required to cover damages and are not allowed to set the terms of liability, then I feel that the GPL-using community should be required to do the same. Fair is fair.

      Very much true. Even though the GPL states: "IN NO EVENT ... WILL ANY COPYRIGHT HOLDER ... BE LIABLE TO YOU FOR DAMAGES" (capitolization from GPL). That said, that won't stop anybody from trying to sue you. And what's to stop existing or future EULAs from MS or otherwise to include similar provisions?

    17. Re:Outlook by Mooset · · Score: 1

      Microsoft isn't the only company that has ever released software with security vulnerabilities. Solaris, Linux, and VMS have all had their share of exploits. The only difference is Microsoft products have significantly more users than all other platforms combined so Windows/Office exploits are naturally going to gain more attention and cause more annoyance.

    18. Re:Outlook by FrkyD · · Score: 1
      Actually Software negligence HAS killed people....

      Insignificant Figures

      From Science News page 7 (July 6, 1991)

      Science News illustrates vividly just how important it can be to program a piece of software correctly and document its proper usage to the customer. At a recent government conference on computer assurance, it was revealed that the February 25 failure of a Patriot Missile battery in Dharan to track and intercept an incoming Scud missile was traced to a 0.36 second error in the timing of a software-driven clock. That missile subsequently struck a warehouse being used as an Army barracks and resulted in American deaths. It turns out the software was working as designed. The original specs for the system were based on the assumption that the system would never be in continuous operation for more than 14 hours. Periodic maintenance was assumed to bring the system down at least that often. Accordingly, the programmers coded the clock with an algorithm that produced an error of 1 part in 1,000,000. The resulting accumulated error was judged to be insignificant over periods of 14 hours or less. However, the crew operating the Dharan missile battery wasn't aware of this limitation. By the time the fatal Scud arrived, their system had been running continuously for 100 hours with no apparent problems. Although the problem had been identified a week earlier and a fix cassette had been sent to the field, it didn't arrive at the Dharan battery until the day after the Scud attack.

      In other words: questionable software design, illinformed users and and an existing patch that wasnt applied in time. Sounds like just another day at the office to me.

  26. you fucking troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    all my years on slashdot, NEVER has a cnet article got slashedotted, you fucking karma whorific troll!

  27. Liability for virus transfer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    While it seems a little draconian, holding individual users liable for viruses that spread via their machines makes sense to me. I'd liken it to automobile collisions--if your failure to properly control your car on the road leads to someone else's property being damaged, you get sued. After all, the owner/operator of a computer, even a home PC, does have the ability to prevent their machine from becoming a vector--if not by picking secure software, then simply by disconnecting the machine from the Internet.

    If the incentive existed, individual users would tend to take more responsibility for what moves through their computers.

    And sure, most people with PCs and email today don't have a clue about virus transmission, but why should that be an excuse to let their irresponsible behavior cause damage to everyone else? Either get a clue, or leave the net to people who have one.

    1. Re:Liability for virus transfer by ShavenYak · · Score: 2

      holding individual users liable for viruses that spread via their machines makes sense to me. I'd liken it to automobile collisions--if your failure to properly control your car on the road leads to someone else's property being damaged, you get sued.

      Great, now I'll have to get liability insurance on my computers too.

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  28. I think you're wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's really no reason at all that the email application itself can be scripted. Nobody uses the feature except people writing mail worms. It's just been a persistent source of security problems, and all the kluges around it that microsoft has tried have done little to eliminate this central use of the feature.

    For once, it would be nice if microsoft did something correctly and rewrote outlook to eliminate the ole automation. Yeah, a major rewrite, but the only to squash this consistent source of secuity holes.

    1. Re:I think you're wrong by lahdaskjdhalkjhf · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      you have a brain the size of a small pea.

    2. Re:I think you're wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's a good one. You understand neither computers, nor words longer that two syllables.

  29. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  30. Wrist ache by Tet · · Score: 2
    My wrist hurts from deleting over a meg of mail worm viruses a day.

    Procmail is your friend. As soon as I get more than 4 or 5 copies of a spam / worm / virus, it gets a procmail rule to autodelete it. Simple, really...

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    1. Re:Wrist ache by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Procmail [procmail.org] is your friend. As soon as I get more than 4 or 5 copies of a spam / worm / virus, it gets a procmail rule to autodelete it. Simple, really...

      Very simple, but then taco wouldn't be able to complain each week about dealing with viruses =(

  31. Which viruses did you write? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've worked at two. Just FYI.

  32. a bug with a bug by connorbd · · Score: 2

    So let's see. We have a worm. It's infected with a virus. Double your damage, double your fun... reminds me a little of flesh-eating streptococcus. Regular strep, you get a sore throat and a week or so of penicillin. Give that strep a virus, suddenly your arm starts melting.

    Now what I want to know: is this train wreck a coincidence or has someone been cross-breeding?

    /Brian

    1. Re:a bug with a bug by Dr_Cheeks · · Score: 2
      ....has someone been cross-breeding?

      From the article:

      "As far as (Chernobyl) is concerned, the Klez worm is just another file to infect," Weafer said. "It's quite common to see piggybacking effects when you have worms that have been propagating for a long time in the world."

      Pure fluke by the looks of things - Chernobyl has been around for ages (4 years) and happened to infect Klez as it would any other file. When you think about it, people who're still catching 4 year old virii are more likely to be propagating the newer stuff too.

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  33. And M$ wants to "help" homeland SECURiTY? by crovira · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    God help America if they use ANY damn M$ product and think its secure.

    There are NO internet worms, viruses or other parasities. They ALL infest M$ Windows, the gut of the beast. (Hmmmm. I'm trying to remember the last Linux Virus I ever got. Oh that's right. I have NEVER got a Linux Virus. Okay maybe I got lucky.)

    M$ & Homeland Security... What a concept...

    Might as well hand out jackets with dynamite and a detonator already sewn in, and a map of "homes of the senators" to every wild-eyed goat-f*cker as they get off the plane.

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    1. Re:And M$ wants to "help" homeland SECURiTY? by radish · · Score: 2

      Weird thing is, I've been using Windows for years, and yet I never got a Windows virus. Maybe the problem is with the users, not just the software? The very few times a virus has even made it as far as my box (my ISP filters my mail) it gets clobbered by my AV.

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  34. Oh Please by Tensor · · Score: 1

    I love a m$ bashing any day ... but let's not get carried away, even if this IS slashdot.

    The fault lies at the idiots who write the worms.

    The idiots that open emails and the idiots who wrote the app that helps it spread are not at fault, they were unwilling cooperators. It's like laying the blame at Ford cos you went and ran someone with their car.

    If M$ would've left scripting out, we would not have this problem. TRUE. But i could assure you that we certainly would not have it if the genious who wrote the worm thinking he was 3l337 would dedicate the time to something else.

    1. Re:Oh Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Help! A Dingo ^H^H^H^H M$ Outlook ate my baby!

    2. Re:Oh Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lets take a look at Microsoft's mission statement.

      Design, Develop, Market, and Sell software that even someone with NO computer experience can use with the help of our wonderful GUI and Endless number of Wizards.
      ----------------

      So is it Microsoft's fault that the people Microsoft designs software for have trouble understanding the ins and outs of securing a computer from attack?

      A big resounding YES.
      It IS Microsoft's job to protect the people they have brought into the computer world. Microsoft cannot have it both ways. If you want to sell software to the inexperienced masses you better be ready to protect these people from their own lack of experience.
      The BIGGEST selling point of Microsoft software is EASE-OF-USE. If the software is easy to use, more and more people with little to no experience can jump right in and click away to their hearts content. Unfortunately all this experience gets them is a familiarity with an interface. It does not teach them what they really need to know to understand the consequences of their actions.

      Call these people idiots if you want, but these idiots are exactly the people that Microsoft wants for customers. People that want someone else to take care of the dirty work. People that want to call a support center to take care of a problem. People that feel that the computer should be as easy to use and understand as a toaster. Never changing. Always the same functionality.
      In other words-----
      The smarter the machine, the dumber the human.

  35. We are also getting tired of your whining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I received an email virus today. My AV software caught it immediatly, but even if it didn't it wasn't a script virus it was an .exe virus and I would not be stupid enough to run it. You must have a lot of stupid friends. You're probably in good company. We are getting sick and tired of you whining about Microsoft this and Microsoft that. Get a life, get over it. Move on to something useful.

  36. Re:Secure computing by iCharles · · Score: 2
    Perhaps we really need to place the blame on teh people who are truely at fault: the people who write the worms and viruses in the first place.


    Blaming Microsoft is fashionable here, and, IMHO, encourages people who write viruses that attack MS products (one of many factors, but I suspect it is a major one). However, just because someone leaves there car unlocked does not mean they are at fault should they get robbed.


    I'm not saying that better security should not be implemented. However, by simply saying it's MS's fault is simply condoning the virus-writers. Let's make them the pariahs.

  37. Use a mac & read these funny attempts by SensitiveMale · · Score: 0
    I get them everyday and some are quite funny. Check this one out.


    Klez.E is the most common world-wide spreading worm.It's very dangerous by corrupting your files.
    Because of its very smart stealth and anti-anti-virus technic,most common AV software can't detect or clean it.
    We developed this free immunity tool to defeat the malicious virus.
    You only need to run this tool once,and then Klez will never come into your PC.
    NOTE: Because this tool acts as a fake Klez to fool the real worm,some AV monitor maybe cry when you run it.
    If so,Ignore the warning,and select 'continue'.
    If you have any question,please mail to me mailto:rzhavoc@yahoo.com .


    I was rolling when I read that one. Or this one


    F-Secure give you the W32.Klez.E removal tools
    W32.Klez.E is a dangerous virus that spread through email.

    For more information,please visit http://www.F-Secure.com


    Of course they weren't smart enough to change the 'from' address to 'f-secure'. Oh well.

  38. Is't Gates says by Delifisek · · Score: 1

    GPL had viral effect.

    Oh but Mr.Gates your producs creates more viral effect than any GNU project...

    --
    [My english is better than most other people's Turkish, so please point out mistakes politely. Thank you.]
  39. I want a better worm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are antigens that delete stuff. Antigens that send mail.
    Why can't somebody take it a step further. Think of the time I could save if a worm would, prior to deleting the mail, read it and reply
    appropriately.

    :-)

  40. Re:Secure computing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Insurence companies doesnt pay you anything, if you forgot to look the door to your appartment/house.

    So in a way, (how odd it now sounds) Its your fault. From the insurence companies viewpoint anyhow.

  41. Braaaa-ziiiilllllll by lildogie · · Score: 2

    The notes about releasing a benivolent virus that locks down Outlook features reminds me of the movie "Brazil," where there was a character that clandestinely made repairs to the failing infrastructure. The "legitimate" repair people never fixed anything; they stalled with paperwork and broke more things than they fixed. On top of that, numerous products were advertised and sold that just put pretty paint over the top of the flawed plumbing, instead of actually improving anything. To top it all off, nearly everybody thought that the "official" technology worked fine, because they'd never experienced anything that actually worked _well_.

    Life imitates art.

    1. Re:Braaaa-ziiiilllllll by pohl · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It was also illegal for you to conduct your own repairs, even if the works were right behind a panel in the wall of your own apartment. There was a scene where the official repairmen finally arrived (a short-fat/tall-skinny pair like Laurel & Hardy) almost catching the rogue repairman in the act, and they were very dubious about the plumbing just "fixing itself". (The source is closed; though shalt not touch...) Add to that the constant restaurant bombs and the botulism toxins that people are injecting to look younger, and you have a movie that was frighteningly accurate prediction of the future.

      --

      The "cue the foo posts in 3, 2, 1..." posts will commence with no subsequent foo posts in 3, 2, 1...

  42. Taco's running Outlook on Windows98 ???? by cOdEgUru · · Score: 1

    All that *deleting* makes me believe Taco is a zit faced 14 yr old in Wisconsin running Outlook98 on Windoze98 box..

    Wait!! You were kidding right ???

  43. Not Always MS's fault by kpetruse · · Score: 2, Informative

    Now I dislike MS as much as the next man, but let's not blame them for all virus emails.

    Most (but not all) email virus/worms are Javascript, Visual Basic or .EXE files that are sent by email. Clueless users double click on these because they are...well...clueless, and think that they are games/pictures/nudey photos of Kournikova, whatever. This activates them, and allows the worm to read the address book and either use Outlook or its own SMTP routine to send itself to all the people in the address book.

    MS put the "double click" functionality in to make people's lives easier, and on the whole, they have. Outlook is very easy to use and this is one of the reasons it's so widespread (another being that it's very powerful, but that's going off topic). Combine this ease of use with how common MS Outlook is, and you'll see why virus writers write viruses for it. If some new Mail client became as popular, don't think for a minute that it wouldn't have similar viruses.

    All that it takes to stop viruses like Klez is for the mail administrator to block attachments with .exe, .js and .vbs extensions (plus some other little tricks) and this kills 99.9% of viruses stone dead. Either that, or get your user base educated enough to not blithely double click on everything they see.

    I'm not talking here about some of the rather more ominous security holes in Outlook - those that allow code to run by previewing the message - because anyone who hasn't patched that yet is a moron. And there are a couple of holes which MS should be hauled over hot coals for, but they aren't exactly the only software firm to produce insecure software.

    1. Re:Not Always MS's fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Outlook is very easy to use and this is one of the reasons it's so widespread"

      Uh, wrong. The reason nit is so widespread is because it comes with the computer's OS.

    2. Re:Not Always MS's fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Either that, or get your user base educated enough to not blithely double click on everything they see.

      I'd be delighted to live on your planet; I'd bet you all run open mail relay servers w/o problems!

      However, here on Earth, we still have problems educating a user base that won't be told, no matter what. If you guys find a solution, please let us know - we've been trying FOR A VERY LONG TIME without success.

    3. Re:Not Always MS's fault by kpetruse · · Score: 1

      Proof? We've not had an email virus hit us in 30 months. This is a company with 20,000 users.

      Block all external mail that has .js, .vbs etc attachments, and not by just looking blindly at the file extension.
      Stop people from being able to open any type of file used with Wscript by changing file associations.
      Educate people that there are viruses out there, and that by being careful they can stop the spread of viruses. And remind them that if they aren't careful, they can lose alot of money if their systems are down.
      Patch Outlook and IE so that the vunerabilities are minimised.
      Don't let users have admin rights on their machines. Although this does not stop the spread of a worm (at least, not a well written one) it does stop any harm being done on the local machine.
      Only give people the network accesses they need. Again, this minimises damage rather than prevents it totally.
      If you have to use Windows in a business, don't even think about using 95/98/ME.

      The two points about admin rights point to another reason why these viruses are more widespread on Windows than on Linux/Unix. Many NT admins give everyone admin rights, whereas no Unix admin worth his/her salt would do that. (another poster touched on this)
      But good luck to you - it does take time and some trouble, but it is possible.

      And to reply to the chap who said "Outlook is given away with the OS"... no it isn't. You buy Outlook with Office. Now, Office is sometimes packaged with an MS OS by an OEM but you do pay for it.

      I will spell this out again. People use Outlook because it is the best unified mail/calendar/contacts/journal app around. There is nothing else near it. This isn't saying Outlook is actually any good, but that there is no real competetion. If someone released a Linux based variant that could link into Exchange and offer all the functionality that Outlook does but with added security and stability (Note to anti-MS people, Outlook is rather more than a mail client), then there are many companies around that would look seriously at it. But there isn't. Anyone out there fancy writing one, instead of whining feebly about how MS suck?

  44. Never mind Klez, hoaxes are the annoying viruses by galaga79 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Never mind the the Klez virus, those elaborate virus hoaxes are far more annoying because you need to educate the person that emailed you about it that it is in fact a hoax. One only has to look at the latest hoax that tricks user into thinking jdbgmgr.exe, the Microsoft Debugger Registrar for Java is a virus.

  45. Our duty to our users. by AmiNTT · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm a half-owner of a small web development company in Ottawa, Ontario (Canada). When we discuss email with our clients (new and old) we *strongly* warn them about the dangers of using MS Outlook (well, MS anything, really). Many are dumbfounded to find out that all the viruses, worms and macros are targeted at MS software. We urge them to change to something else. We should all be doing this. The more users we can get away from MS Outlook, will directly translate into less trouble for ourselves because who do they call? Certainly not Ghostbusters. ;-) Even if it means setting up just a few systems that don't use outlook, the next time around something clever and nasty is released, those systems won't get infected. Then we bring that to the attention of the PHB's (Pointy Headed Boss, for you non-Dilbert readers). Explain that because those systems weren't infected, it saved x hours. Just about everyone that we have infuence with has stopped using outlook (with the exception of uncle Bob, but hey, thats his problem). Its saved us time and energy. In a way, its our duty, as people in the know, to move them away from MS software. Why use software that is going to cause problems? Is Outlook so amazing that it is worth the hours of problems caused by virus outbreaks? I would say no. I like the kind of software that you install, it works and doesn't cause any troubles. Besides, migrating users to something else (Opera, Mozilla.. anything!) takes licencing bucks away from MS. ;-) And thats always a good thing.

    1. Re:Our duty to our users. by AmiNTT · · Score: 1
      I forgot to add the

      to break up the paragraphs

      Sorry 'bout that. Cleaned up post below.

      I'm a half-owner of a small web development company in Ottawa, Ontario (Canada). When we discuss email with our clients (new and old) we *strongly* warn them about the dangers of using MS Outlook (well, MS anything, really).

      Many are dumbfounded to find out that all the viruses, worms and macros are targeted at MS software.

      We urge them to change to something else. We should all be doing this. The more users we can get away from MS Outlook, will directly translate into less trouble for ourselves because who do they call? Certainly not Ghostbusters. ;-)

      Even if it means setting up just a few systems that don't use outlook, the next time around something clever and nasty is released, those systems won't get infected. Then we bring that to the attention of the PHB's (Pointy Headed Boss, for you non-Dilbert readers). Explain that because those systems weren't infected, it saved x hours.

      Just about everyone that we have infuence with has stopped using outlook (with the exception of uncle Bob, but hey, thats his problem). Its saved us time and energy.

      In a way, its our duty, as people in the know, to move them away from MS software. Why use software that is going to cause problems? Is Outlook so amazing that it is worth the hours of problems caused by virus outbreaks? I would say no.

      I like the kind of software that you install, it works and doesn't cause any troubles.

      Besides, migrating users to something else (Opera, Mozilla.. anything!) takes licencing bucks away from MS. ;-) And thats always a good thing.

    2. Re:Our duty to our users. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry. PHB - pointy haired boss.

      ac

    3. Re:Our duty to our users. by Rabid+Elk · · Score: 1

      Great - ever thought that its an ever-repeating cycle? Outlook is very widespread - virii writers will get recognition for the most havoc caused because of this. Thats the mindset of these morons - you'll just make them look elsewhere. Go ahead and begin a campaign to rid us of outlook - if you are successful, then we'll all look forward to other clients being exploited.

    4. Re:Our duty to our users. by error0x100 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Some people here are defending MS by saying that people should just "install all Microsoft security patches". Well, sure, in an ideal world, we would all be able to keep up-to-the-minute up to date with MS patches and anti-virus updates, and we would all have 15 minutes to 1 hour a day available to personally dedicate to updating our MS and AV software.

      In the real world though it doesn't work that way. We often go through very busy patches at work, and getting the latest AV update or d/ling the latest MS patches fall a few notches on the priority list. Its very easy to go one or two weeks without updating. It is a *practical* impossibility for real people to always keep their stuff up to date; most of us actually have work to get done and don't have the luxury of sitting down every day to do it.

      Furthermore, even if everyone did somehow manage to keep their software up to date, miraculous as that would be, it still wouldn't be enough, and it CAN NEVER BE enough, for the simple reason that anyone who discovers yet another exploit in Outlook will always be ahead of the patch writers and anti-virus authors. And downloading the latest updates doesn't always help either: I got hit with an Outlook virus at work in spite of having the AV software 100% up to date with "live update" - the AV auto-updates were at least a few days behind, and sure I was stupid for opening a strange attachment, but I honestly thought that I was safe because my software was up-to-the-minute patched (I did an update right before opening the file, just to be on the safe side, so much for that) (I opened the email because it resembled the sort of email I do sometimes get from foreigners asking me for help ..)

      Anyway, even if you manage to educate users to never open strange attachments (which is an annoying enough notion in itself, simply because there is a legimate reason for the existence of email attachments, now some servers/companies dont even allow them at all), it still wouldn't be enough, as history has already shown us that some Outlook exploits don't even require user intervention at all, the email simply needs to drop into the inbox and it will execute. Sure, these are rare, but they exist, and the possibility for more of them is fair to good.

      The point is, no matter WHAT you do, as long as you use Outlook, you are NOT safe. And I remember when I used to use Outlook, there was always this constant, nagging 'fear' in the back of my mind whenever I checked my mail, knowing that I might be about to become yet another victim of the next Outlook-flavour-of-the-week virus. Probably what I like most about having switched to Pegasus is the peace of mind that is now possible when checking mail. Somewhat comparable to having protected vs unprotected sex, in the latter case the risk is in the back of your mind the whole time.

    5. Re:Our duty to our users. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [Lots of excuses for bad network administration deleted]

      The point is, no matter WHAT you do, as long as you use Outlook, you are NOT safe.

      Bullshit. These problems will not occur with proper administration, and it's not as hard as you make it sound. My organization was hit by the first ILUVYOU virus that brought our mail servers down completely. We immediately instituted procedures for maintaining software and virus updates as well as using network antivirus software to block certain attachments at the server. We have not had one virus outbreak since. Not one. Not Code Red, Nimda, Klez. None. Now I sit and read reports of these new virii and wonder why these other admins didn't learn the lesson as fast as we did. I have no sympathy for them and I have no reason to convince the PHBs to change to another mail system because they are not currently being infected. None of this is meant to excuse Microsoft completely. Their software should have been more secure in the first place. But this whole argument about not being able to make Outlook/Exchange secure is dumb and wrong.

    6. Re:Our duty to our users. by error0x100 · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. These problems will not occur with proper administration, and it's not as hard as you make it sound

      No, its not bullshit. Can you honestly claim that your antivirus WILL protect your servers within a few hours of the release of a new virus? Especially if this hypothetical virus takes advantage of a previously unknown Outlook / HTML exploit?

      To claim that these things will NOT happen is just silly, bordering on ridiculous. Nobody who actually understands security would ever make such a claim. It is impossible to be completely protected - even if you're using Linux, but especially if you're using Outlook/Exchange etc.

      Do you remember how quickly Code Red spread? In less than 14 hours of release something like 300,000 hosts were infected worldwide (cant remember exact figures but it was something like that). Sure, Code Red was not an Outlook virus but a worm taking advantage of a known, patched IIS exploit, but the principle is the same, and the next virus could easily take advantage of an unknown and/or unpatched exploit. How fast is YOUR anti-virus company? Nobody is that fast. NOBODY. Even the best sysadmin cannot perform miracles.

    7. Re:Our duty to our users. by error0x100 · · Score: 1

      even if you're using Linux

      Actually, that was probably not the best example :). Perhaps I should have said something like "even if you're using 'four years without a remote hole in the default install' OpenBSD."

      Heres the analysis of Code Red, 359,000 hosts in under 14 hours.

      Some more points to ponder, assuming a hypothetical new Virus ("Outlook worm", to be more accurate) that takes advantage of some new as yet unknown MS exploit:

      • Could be released while you're sleeping. Or do you post admins at the servers 24 hours a day watching for suspicous mail activity? Should every company have to?
      • Many people leave their computers running at night, with Outlook open, so the worm would spread during the night.
      • No AV software currently on the market can intelligently sniff out with 100% accuracy if an email is a new virus, or a legitimate email. How could a mail server possibly always be able to tell the difference between a legit email and a virus? Not all viruses might require obvious things like executable attachments. Only a human can tell the difference reliably, and even then its often far from obvious.
      • The worms payload could be formatting hard disks, or a simple time-triggered deleting of everything on the computer and all network shares it can find, or it could be to get and/or crack password hashes and post them to an internet site, or it might be that the payload sends out some of your company's most valuable or private intellectual property to 'everyone in the address book' etc.

      Obviously every precaution you take as a sysadmin reduces the *risk* of getting hit by a virus, but the probability will NEVER be 0, unless you unplug your computers from the network. Now, given the potential for such huge amounts of damage (depending on the payload), is it worth taking the risk of using software that has a known track record of disaster? No, a good sysadmin should choose software that has the best track record - the risk is just not worth it.

    8. Re:Our duty to our users. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except, NOT ONE other email client will automatically or even not-so-automatically *execute* content, ever. Sure, there will be the occasional exploit for some particular client, once in a blue moon, but what makes Outlook so popular is that its so damn easy, because of all the built-in by-default-on scripting stuff.

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  47. You know what I find hilarious? by Qwerpafw · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's ridiculously funny how email apps (outlook in particular) spread virii.

    Think back on a bunch of the copyright issues. Basically, one of the problems is that you are in trouble if your work can be used in illegal ways with great ease. Thats why napster got busted--the courts found that their system was often used for illegaly violating copyright laws, and that they didn't do enough about it (saying "Don't steal music != enough).

    well, I am seeing potential lawsuits against microsoft here. Clearly their software is commonly used for spreading virii, and clearly they, too, aren't doing enough about it.

    Suuuuuure. They say that security is a "focus," but nothing has really changed. So they obviously are condoning, even promoting, virus writing! Microsoft must be sued to stop them from spreading email virii. It's for the good of the country that this evil corporation must be kept from promoting the internet terrorism which costs taxpayers millions every year.

    Just a thought to keep you smiling. :)

    1. Re:You know what I find hilarious? by Gibbys+Box+of+Trix · · Score: 1

      How do you render the received file harmless?

      I had great fun stripping the first X bytes (forgot now) out of Sircam attachments and reading the contents.

    2. Re:You know what I find hilarious? by tclark · · Score: 1

      That gives me an idea. How about a nice Outlook worm that finds mp3's or similar files on your system and "shares" them with everbody in your address book? Next thing you know, we'll have Hilary Rosen testifying before Congress to have Outlook outlawed.

    3. Re:You know what I find hilarious? by abh · · Score: 1

      You say that Microsoft "clearly aren't doing enough about it".

      Microsoft has had security patches in place for well over a year that will prevent these type of viruses from being executed. All new installs of Outlook come with this patch enabled by default.

      I'm curious what exactly you recommend that they be doing?

  48. Why I find Klez so interesting... by bmooney28 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Frankly i've been facinated with the Klez virus for two reasons...

    First of all, I did some calculations, and found that there are over 1600 different subject line possibilities alone with this virus! This takes into consideration the number of variable words within the subject lines, and doesn't even account for the number of different message bodies. All things considered, there are probably over 10,000 possibilities!

    The second thing about Klez that I find interesting is the payload... You often get totally random files from people's computers (if they survive virus removal)... For example, one of my coworkers got the 2001 operating budget of her church, and was able to see how much everyone was paid, how much they blew on projects, etc... Opening your inbox is like opening presents on christmas morning... most of the stuff is pretty boring, but every once in awhile you open something interesting!

    1. Re:Why I find Klez so interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Opening your inbox is like opening presents on christmas mornin

      Sircam (last summer) does that too. I once got an e-mail from a local web-design firm, which appeared to be a business proposal to one of our national mobile telecom providers, complete with prices and everything. Usually I keep all my mails, so I kept this one as well.

      6 months later, it proved to be very useful: a non-profit for whom I do volunteer work had an ...uhrmm... "run-in" with that exact same web-design company, and suddenly, that e-mail became a rather interesting revenge vehicle...

    2. Re:Why I find Klez so interesting... by Kallahar · · Score: 2

      And it's safer than Sircam because those attachments aren't infected, it's just the one executable file that is infected.

      I've gotten some web pages, and a list of cargo trucks leaving raleigh, SC on April 18th! :)

      Travis

    3. Re:Why I find Klez so interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm .. I got some semi-interesting things from Sircam. One of them was a .zip of the entire source code of some guy's large commercial software project.

      Kinda makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside knowing that you could anyday get hit by some new virus that will send out your company's most valuable intellectual property to random addresses! If you think about it that way, its amazing anyone uses Outlook at all (I sure don't any more, but in spite of our company having been hit by a couple of these nasty ones, the manager-types still like for everyone to use Outlook - EVEN THOUGH noone in the company even uses it for anything more than just email (i.e. noone uses it for its calendar stuff or anything like that)). Sure we have mailscan software on the mailservers, and keep our AV software up to date, but there is ALWAYS a gap when a virus is "brand new" when it can, and will hit you. And when it does, the managers come asking me "what can we do to keep from getting hit by viruses". I say "don't use outlook and that'll stop 99% of them". Then they stare for a while and say, "hmm .. isnt there something else we can do. lets ban the use of email attachments in the company" (as if that'll stop them anyway). they ignore my advice, and then within a year or two the same thing happens again, and they come back to me, and ask "what can we do to keep from getting hit by viruses". Rinse, repeat..

      And like flies to honey people stick to Outlook, come hell or high water, like a drug habit they can't or won't kick. I just don't get it. Is it THAT DIFFICULT to learn a new email program?

  49. Just do what I do: by Self-Important · · Score: 1

    1.) Look at the headers in these emails. Odds are, the return address is forged, but the IP address just before the mail server hop seldom is.

    2.) Resolve that IP address.

    3.) Report the incident to the internet provider hosting the connection using a stock email message and simple mail script, with a copy of the headers appended at the end. Most of the time, these virii are not from malicious people so much as they are from infected machines. Keep that in mind when you alert the respective ISP of the problem.

    4.) Rinse.

    5.) Repeat.

  50. Re:Just in case it's slashdotted! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not trying to sound like a crybaby but can you give it a break, looking back on your last 24 posts, only about 3 of them don't included the words 'In' 'Case' 'Slashdotted' while mostly this is great for small independant sites that cannot handle high trafic levels or geocities and other free accounts that collapse after a fixed level of traffic sites like 'Wired' 'CNN' and 'Gamespot' are not likely to collapse under the weight of a Slashdot assult. While yes its appreciated when the sites are slashdotted to have someone post the text up in most cases articles link to major sites capable of surviving an assult and then some. If you really wish to help then please give a link to a google cache of the page its easier on the eyes and doesn't look as needy or desperate for Karma points. Im not trying to make you feel bad its just getting on my nerves, having to skip past all your text. -Ever notice the people who don't care about Karma always have about 49 points.

  51. What can Microsoft do? by Nomad7674 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Okay, as a long-time Mac user and a reader of Linux sites like this, I know that Windows carries a massively larger burden of virii than other Operating Systems out there. Time and time again, I have heard it said that this is due to their market share - hackers want to be seen and thus make their virii attackers of the software that most people have. But this really rings hollow for me - the MacOS has always been relatively free of virii, as has Linux, as has BSD, as has AmigaOS, as has BeOS etc. This seems to imply that maybe aside from marketshare, Microsoft engineers (or marketting staff) are doing something wrong.

    Let's take a constructive approach to this topic. With so many SysAdmins out there, what are the TOP TEN things that Microsoft (or any OS maker) can do to prevent virii? I am just a humble Business Analyst, but here are a few ideas that come to mind for me (I hope the coders will forgive my ignorance on some of the finer points):

    10. Disable scripting in certain programs (e-mail) by default.
    9. Automatically download security pactches to PCs if they are of a sufficient severity level (but put measures in place to make sure the same mechanism is not used to transmit virii/worms)
    8. Auto-detect large numbers of e-mails being sent at once and alert users before sending
    7. Make the default install for all systems the most secure install
    6. Create a system to auto-report virus/worm infections to a central (independent) agency for monitoring (user-selectable kill switch for this functionality should be available tho)
    5. Allow purchase of "health insurance" for PCs by Microsoft to reimburse for lost productivity/hardware due to infection - monetary incentive for MS to push quality and security
    4. Create a module of the OS to track virus reports/alerts and display them in the taskbar - produces one trusted source for alerts and to decrease the effectiveness of e-mail hoaxes
    3. Integrate virus alert into mail program for incoming e-mails - advise users when a known large-scale e-mail virus/worm is out there to decrease openning of infected mail.
    2. Give sysadmins the ability to change e-mail setting for all users when a large-scale outbreak is going, to specifically turn off scripting, html reading, java, etc.
    1. Provide a method for a daily audit of all processes running on a machine to identify all those not initiated by the user, and flag those taking part in suspicious activity.

    Not sure if those are insightful or lame. But feel free to improve upon this list, ad infinitum.

    1. Re:What can Microsoft do? by Qwerpafw · · Score: 1

      the two biggest things are these:

      Make the default install the most secure
      and
      Make Microsoft resposnible for damages if they don't.

      I am morally opposed to the second (it smakcs of the crap companies have been pulling with regards to the DMCA) but the first is great, and easily implementable.

      Diable all built in web servers. Disable all built in Auto-execution of scripts. In other words, "Disable all built in security holes," no matter how feature packed those holes may be.

      Mac OS X does this. Some linux distros do this (NB linux doesn't need this, really, as most of its users are not the stupid kind that leave the defaults in place. One of the problems with windows is that the users do leave the defaults in place, so the defualts had better be secure). Its really not that hard.

    2. Re:What can Microsoft do? by sheldon · · Score: 3, Informative

      First of all... AmigaOS free of virii? Huh? I encountered a lot of boot sector viruses back in those days. Oh, and my favorite was the arguments about the virus that supposedly embedded itself in A500 memory expansion clock.

      Now as far as what Microsoft can do, let's look at your list and what they have done.

      10. Done. New versions of Outlook by default disable scripting.
      9. Windows XP automatically downloads security patches. This functionality should be extended to universally cover Office and other products as well.
      8. Done. New versions of Outlook by default will warn a user if an external app is trying to use it to send email, and further warn if it's being used rapidly.
      7. Pretty much done with WinXP. There are a few settings relating to domain authentication that can be strengthened by default. I think they are not because it would cause connectivity issues with older NT domains.
      6. That would be virus protection and step on third parties like Norton and McAfee.
      5. That's not Microsoft's responsibility.
      4. Again virus protection.
      3. Again virus protection.
      2. Done. This is part of the Active Directory integration.
      1. Process auditing has been part of NT since the very beginning. What you want is reporting on that, and I don't think you fully appreciate just how big of a task this would be. This functionality is really only useful in more secure DoD installations because of the scope.

    3. Re:What can Microsoft do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the MacOS has always been relatively free of virii

    4. Re:What can Microsoft do? by cjpez · · Score: 2
      To be fair, most other operating systems just don't generate the sheer amonut of hate that people throw at Windows. The same can be said of companies and Microsoft. Windows users may dislike Macs, or be wary of Linux, but disgruntled ex-MS-product people tend to be exceptionally bitter towards MS. So what do you suppose the virii are going to be written to attack?

      Just a theory, of course, with no evidence, but that's how it seems to me.

    5. Re:What can Microsoft do? by Reziac · · Score: 2

      Do XP's autoupdates still require ActiveX and WSH be active? Cuz if so, ISTM that kinda defeats the purpose -- ie. being required to turn on a broad-spectrum vulnerability in order to fix another vulnerability doesn't make good sense to me.

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    6. Re:What can Microsoft do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would like to point out that in the pre-Windows95 days, when Macs were still popular, virii on them were as common as viruses on PCs. It was just that there wasn't an internet to create an epidemic. In those days, virii spread by floppy... good old 3.5"

    7. Re:What can Microsoft do? by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • 8. Auto-detect large numbers of e-mails being sent at once and alert users before sending

      Unfortunately, many virii include their own mini smtp server, so they don't actually send via Outlook. Incidentally, if you run a LAN, it's a good idea to have your firewall be paranoid about outgoing traffic as well as incoming. Instead of using SMTP servers on each desktop, or using your ISP's SMTP server, run a single SMTP server on the firewall (only visible from the LAN) using a non-standard port, set up all your desktops to use that server to send mail, and block (and log!) any LAN-WAN outgoing port 25 traffic.

      • 2. Give sysadmins the ability to change e-mail setting for all users when a large-scale outbreak is going, to specifically turn off scripting, html reading, java, etc

      But there's always a large scale outbreak going on! Or rather, there's a large scale outbreak going on over there, but that's OK, because your systems are perfectly clean... right up to the point where they're not.

      I do take your point though. Last time we got a dose of Code Red and Nimda, the office sysadmins pulled the network cables and isolated every office from each other and from the 'net, and kept us down for two days, while they cleaned and labelled every machine by hand. It would be nice if they had somewhere to go before reaching that stage. ;-)

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    8. Re:What can Microsoft do? by Mithal · · Score: 1
      If I understand you properly, you're suggesting that MS becomes involves in AV, and that it should include anti-virus tools with each version of windows?

      And I just though they just have been found guilty in a major trial for using those kind of buisiness practices....

      I agree that everyone should use a good AV (with autoupdate, for the newbies who forget to update), but I'm certainly not ready to give this market to MS.

      Maybe the computers manufacturers should take care of this (to put an AV license all in their packages): I believe most are doing it already.

    9. Re:What can Microsoft do? by thrig · · Score: 2
      10. Done. New versions of Outlook by default disable scripting.

      And this new version is a free upgrade to all users running previous versions? Is Microsoft going to get on TV and beg users to upgrade for the sake of the Internet?

      9. Windows XP automatically downloads security patches. This functionality should be extended to universally cover Office and other products as well.

      XP sounds like something users have to pay for. What would happen to someone in the middle ages who built a castle with three walls, then came back for more money for a castle with four walls?

      8. Done. New versions of Outlook by default will warn a user if an external app is trying to use it to send email, and further warn if it's being used rapidly.

      See #10, above.

      7. Pretty much done with WinXP. There are a few settings relating to domain authentication that can be strengthened by default. I think they are not because it would cause connectivity issues with older NT domains.

      See #9, above.

      6. That would be virus protection and step on third parties like Norton and McAfee.

      My unix machines only need anti-virus software to protect the odd Windows client, or to reduce DoS attacks by Windows clients. Why does the existence of Windows outside my organization mandate the additional cost of anti-virus software?

      5. That's not Microsoft's responsibility.

      Sure, but I would love to see higher insurance rate for people running Microsoft software, until it can be proven otherwise that Microsoft has fixed the historic flaws in their products.

      4, 3

      See #6, above.

      2. Done. This is part of the Active Directory integration.

      That sounds like something you have to pay for. What about older systems, or independent systems run at an ISP or educational institute that do not have the money or resources to setup such an administrative layer?

      1. Process auditing has been part of NT since the very beginning. What you want is reporting on that, and I don't think you fully appreciate just how big of a task this would be. This functionality is really only useful in more secure DoD installations because of the scope.

      This is true. Far better to spend time fixing the historic flaws of Microsoft products in the first place.

    10. Re:What can Microsoft do? by iabervon · · Score: 2

      Back in the old days, the reason that the Good Times virus was obviously a hoax was that email was data, and was never treated like code (unless the user went to the trouble of extracting something from the message and then running it, at which point it was an issue of downloading programs from the net, not a virus).

      The same used to be true of spreadsheets and word processor documents: you couldn't get a virus in them because they didn't include code. If there were macros, they lived on your computer, separate from your document, and you used them to generate an inert document, which you could then distribute.

      I think MicroSoft should go back to passive documents in general, with active documents (and programs) available only when you explicitly extract them from the passive document, and then run them outside of your viewer.

    11. Re:What can Microsoft do? by jo42 · · Score: 1
      > 9. Windows XP automatically downloads security patches. This functionality should be extended to universally cover Office and other products as well.

      And what happens when someone figures out how to hack Windows Update, sending out a virus to thousands upon thousands of machines?

      5. That's not Microsoft's responsibility.

      Oh yes it is. There is so much wasted time and resources out there because of Microsoft. They must be held responsible for it. Pleading ignorance is not a defense.

    12. Re:What can Microsoft do? by lux55 · · Score: 1

      They could just license technology from an existing AV provider, instead of trying to be the be-all-and-end-all of software on a user's system. Then they wouldn't have to worry about the government pretending to play Pin the Tail on the Donkey with their ass, plus they wouldn't have to fund a new AV division (not like that matters for them anyway).

      Some of that dude's points were rather on the common-sense side of things though too (security before features, access to running processes, turn off auto-executing emails, etc.).

    13. Re:What can Microsoft do? by lux55 · · Score: 1

      Oh, the good ole' days...

      It is, on the other hand, kind of funny when you hear about a *nix virus, and the description includes "...must be executed as root to actually *do* anything...". Although, I admit that if a *nix virus got out and affected only lowly user accounts, data loss is still a huge impact.

    14. Re:What can Microsoft do? by sheldon · · Score: 2

      Interesting. I'm curious why you think everything should be free.

      BTW the unix/windows thing is an apples to oranges comparison. The issues here have nothing to do with the OS but rather the usage patterns.

    15. Re:What can Microsoft do? by sheldon · · Score: 2

      "And what happens when someone figures out how to hack Windows Update, sending out a virus to thousands upon thousands of machines?"

      If the updates are digitally signed, wouldn't the hacker need the RSA private key? How would they go about obtaining that?

      If they had access to that, as well as easy access to the site, then you have an internal leak within the company. At this point it's not a technical security problem, but one of physical and administrative access.

      "Oh yes it is. There is so much wasted time and resources out there because of Microsoft. They must be held responsible for it. Pleading ignorance is not a defense."

      It's always easy to sit and take pot shots when you are ignorant of the circumstances.

    16. Re:What can Microsoft do? by pmz · · Score: 2

      10. Done. (I use Emacs)
      9. Not on my watch. (I'm the only thing installing software on my workstation)
      8. Not needed. (I use Emacs)
      7. Done. (well-configured Solaris and/or OpenBSD)
      6. Not on my watch. (Nothing leaves my site.)
      5. Not needed. (No M$ software, here)
      4. Not needed. (see #5)
      3. Not needed. (see #8)
      2. Not needed. (see #8)
      1. Can do. (see #7)

    17. Re:What can Microsoft do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Interesting. I'm curious why you think everything should be free.

      He doesn't think everything should be free; he thinks that security-related BUGS, generated by the vendor, should be fixed for free. Big difference.

    18. Re:What can Microsoft do? by makohund · · Score: 1

      I don't think it's really expecting everything to be free.

      It is expecting a product (paid for with good money, no less) to perform properly. Without constant malfunction.

      Why shouldn't one expect purchased software to be at least REASONABLY free from defects? The same way one does for most other products.

      If an individual product is crap, one expects it to be fixed or replaced. On the provider's bill, because it is their fault.

      If the entire product line is defective, the provider needs to recall/refund or replace/etc it on their bill too. Or provide a fix.

      And not just a patch buried someplace that most of the customers will never see. I hear recall notices on the radio all the time... so what is the big deal? When a lot of software I use has a major problem, the patch/fix/whatever is right on the front page of their website, begging me to upgrade it. If they have my email addy, I get an email telling me about it.

      Why the hell can't MS do that? Or something like it? (Cuz they don't give a rat's hiney about their customers, that's why. Cuz they want to squeeze them to pony up for the latest/greatest.)

      Brand new versions of software, with lots of new functionality and features... that is what they should be charging for.

      Bug and security fixes for a defective product within it's supported lifetime? Hell, no that shouldn't cost. The customer already paid for a working product. If they have to jump over the moon to make it do what it was supposed to do to begin with, then that's what they should try to do. Or give the poor sod their money back.

      Oh, wait. "But WE didn't sell it to you! OEM Joe did. And he can't do anything for you either, cuz it worked fine when we sold it to him. Sucks to be you, huh?" Looks like they've wiggled out of that expectation, too. :)

    19. Re:What can Microsoft do? by Swanktastic · · Score: 1
      Time and time again, I have heard it said that this is due to their market share - hackers want to be seen and thus make their virii attackers of the software that most people have. But this really rings hollow for me - the MacOS has always been relatively free of virii, as has Linux, as has BSD, as has AmigaOS, as has BeOS etc.

      It seems to me that the propagation of a virus for ANY platform is dependent on a couple factors:
      1) Technical proficiency of the user 2) Technical proficiency of the admin 3) Resiliency of the platform (in this case win/outlook) to virus attacks 4) Number of virus authors writing for the platform

      I would say with zero doubt that Windows tends to attract the least sophisticated users AND administrators. It shouldn't come as much of a surprise that 99.9% of Windows virus outbreaks spread b/c a) the user doesn't understand what's happening or b) the administrator isn't doing their job by applying patches.

      The point here isn't to absolve responsibility from Microsoft because they have dumb customers. Instead, people should be thinking about what they would do differently if Linux had a 90% market share. A good portion of your user base is going to be composed of the same kind of people who are getting hit by these viruses. Do you think you could provide the idiot-proof, all-powerful interface your customers demand while simultaneously preventing all security problems? Probably not. As long as people don't understand what's going on inside that box under their desk, viruses are here to stay, regardless of who happens to be king of the mountain.

    20. Re:What can Microsoft do? by sheldon · · Score: 2

      The product we are talking about isn't really defective. It works exactly as designed and advertised, but now you want additional new functionality like auto-downloading of patches and so forth.

      The alternative I suppose is to pay much more for software up front so you get free upgrades for life. The point is you need to get beyond the "everything should be free to me" mentality.

    21. Re:What can Microsoft do? by makohund · · Score: 1

      I guess we just differ in opinion, there.

      (Note: I didn't say anything about auto-downloading. I just care that the problems are fixed and the fixes are made available. The original poster did, and I agree that is more akin to a feature improvement warranting a purchase.)

      I just think that they should make an attempt at giving people what they already paid for. Like every other industry does. They do to an extent... but not near enough. I say the product IS defective. :)

      Something may work as advertised... but that doesn't mean it can't fail miserably to live up to reasonable expectations of performance.

      Let's say I buy a new Corvette. And it is advertised as "great handling, fast, convertible, leather interior, rides nicely, etc".

      Now let's say when the top is down, and the car is driven over 30 miles an hour, that the hood will sometimes fly open. Forcing me to stop the car (If I don't wreck first) and close it. The next year's model has a redesigned latch that doesn't.

      Should Chevy not fix it? At no cost? Or should I be forced to buy the new one?

      The car does everything advertised. But definitely falls short of being safe and reliable. A fix is available... can I not get it without buying a new car? Hell, can I even BUY the fix without buying a whole new car?

      My point is simply that for some reason commercial software plays under completely separate rules than anything else you buy. Cripe, if I buy a bag of peanuts and they are bad there's a gripe line on the bag to complain to. (Which will usually offer you a refund or better peanuts.) I mean, how bad is that... they can't even offer means of customer satisfaction at the same level of a peanut packager!

      (Maybe the light bulb in glove box catches on fire whenever you turn the headlights on. A third party can offer an automatic extinguisher, and another can give me a new wiring harness. Does that mean the manufacturer isn't at fault that the damn thing catches on fire? Especially since you sometimes drive other cars that don't do that?)

      I don't think I need to get over a "free to me" mentality, as I simply don't have one. (Note, I'm not the original poster replied to. I also own a corvette, so I can't be THAT much of a penny pincher. :)

      However, I definitely have a "If I paid money, it needs to live up to some minimum quality expectations" attitude. Many software (esp. Microsoft) products do not.

      I work with both Linux and Windows. I hate most Windows. Win2K is almost tolerable, though. I hate Word. I'd use Notepad and HTML before it. Or install Abiword. I do love Excel. If it is there I'll use it. If not, I'd probably use OpenOffice. On a linux box Gnumeric is an adequate replacement. I prefer linux machines and free software, but have one Win2K machine with some commercial audio software (all bought and paid for). When Ardour is finished, I may switch that as well.

      My point... that NO, I'm not afraid to pay money for stuff. But won't if I don't have to. Who would?

      On the other hand, your alternative isn't that bad of an idea. In fact, at work we have a piece of software sortof like that. Except that it wasn't all that expensive anyway. We do pay a (small/reasonable) fee for annual support, but it isn't required to keep the software working or get updates. (But they'll do custom programming and tweaks on the spot if you are on support. Pretty nice...) It isn't some huge expensive deal either. Pretty decent business model if you ask me... perhaps not sustainable on a huge scale.

      Anyway, 'nuff on that topic. Gotta run.

    22. Re:What can Microsoft do? by Tony-A · · Score: 2

      doesn't make good sense to me
      Hehe. (It's not for the benefit of the victims)
      Being required to turn on a broad-spectrum vulnerability (to everything unknown, one of which will eventually be pretty bad)
      in order to fix another vulnerability (to something relatively harmless)

      It's INNOVATION. Making the Internet Explorer gizmos (ie virus/worm writers paradise) an integral part of the Operating System.
      Backup early. Backup often. Get your important stuff out of reach of whatever WILL be run without your knowledge or consent.

    23. Re:What can Microsoft do? by Tony-A · · Score: 2

      One exploit, one place wouldn't do it.
      If the updates are digitally signed, the hacker needs an RSA private key that the software thinks it should trust. Doesn't have to be Microsoft's. If you have a worm that propagates and manages to stay under the radar screens, ...
      It's easy to take pot shots, agreed. What "circumstances" am I ignorant of?

    24. Re:What can Microsoft do? by Reziac · · Score: 2

      Omighod, you're right! IE is a virus! :)

      Funny how timely this is.. look up some of my other posts where I rant about a forcible infection with IE5.5, which I finally got completely cured yesterday. As my punishment for this heresy, today my WinXP system (another box entirely) won't boot, the HD apparently having taken a crap.

      Good gods, it's contagious even across an air gap! :)

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    25. Re:What can Microsoft do? by Tony-A · · Score: 2

      Dunno if it would still work on XP, but you can boot NT from floppy.
      Needs to be formatted under NT.
      Needs BOOT.INI NTDETECT.COM and NTLDR.
      Seems like it was SOP on early NT systems when NTFS would clobber the above files.
      Probably more like a cancer than a virus. Viruses are small, tight,and well organized.

    26. Re:What can Microsoft do? by Reziac · · Score: 2

      System (all FAT32) boots fine from a floppy. On a HD boot, if I harangue F8 enough times, I eventually get XP's boot menu, and it will start in DOS (the WinME boot has been forced to start in pure DOS). I can get the recovery console to run if I boot from the XP CD. But neither XP nor ME will run from the HD. Seems the HD is having random read errors even in DOS, and that just happens to hit several critical boot files. (I hooked up a different HD that has XP installed for this machine, and it ran fine, so it's not some other hardware problem.) Oh well, the HD is under warranty. But what a nuisance.

      BTW where the heck DID they hide "make recovery boot floppy" in XP?

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  53. Re:Just in case it's slashdotted! by KarmaPolice · · Score: 1

    Hmmm...so alot of computers with Klez will have their bios flashed on august 2nd. To me, that's almost a good thing.

    It will hurt many people, yes, but those are the people who don't bother to run antivirus software even though they use outlook. They will learn a tough lesson.

    I know I'm cruel, but I'm quite tired of hearing the phrase: "I think I have some sort of virus on my computer but I'm not gonna do anything about it"...that same jerk is spreading the virus every second he's online.

  54. Ooo! Time to conveniently forget the facts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and do some super-cool "m$" bashing. you, sir, are very intelligent.

    morris worm + variants, anyone? they were written for window$, right? wait...no....

  55. ICQ? File sharing? by lseltzer · · Score: 1

    The reason Klez is so successful is that it doesn't rely on Outlook. From the Symantec writeup (http://www.sarc.com/avcenter/venc/data/w32.klez.h @mm.html): "This worm searches the Windows address book, the ICQ database, and local files for email addresses. The worm sends an email message to these addresses with itself as an attachment...The worm contains its own SMTP engine and attempts to guess at available SMTP servers. For example, if the worm encounters the address user@abc123.com it will attempt to send email via the server smtp.abc123.com."

    1. Re:ICQ? File sharing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please don't interrupt Slashdot's Outlook Bash Fest with facts.

      You'd think that a bunch of technical people could figure out that running a random Windows Executable could screw you with-or-without Outlook, but oh well.

    2. Re:ICQ? File sharing? by artg · · Score: 1

      "For example, if the worm encounters the address user@abc123.com it will attempt to send email via the server smtp.abc123.com."

      That's pretty dumb. How often is that going to work ? Aren't virus writers clever enough to use the proper method ?

  56. Mail Headers ???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, can someone post a clear, easy-to-understand primer on how to read Email Headers????

    1. Re:Mail Headers ???? by Patrick+May · · Score: 1

      The folks at StopSpam.org have a good overview on Reading Email Headers.

  57. my wrist hurts too by r00tarded · · Score: 1

    My wrist hurts from deleting over a meg of mail worm viruses a day.
    riiight...my wrist hurts from the "email" too.

  58. The Klez Worm's Little Friend by muerte24 · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I have psuedo-responsibility for our tiny network of about 15 computers. So some jackass has to use Outlook to sync his email with his expensive handheld, and he gets nailed by Klez.

    So Klez works even by simply previewing the message and launches itself. It has its own mail sending engine, and forges the From: field to look like it's real. It also copies past Subject: fields to fool the recipient.

    But this time, our little friend Klez has brought his little friend Elkern32. This nasty little guy infects executables on the infected computer, and is also network aware and infects files across the network. So even people who didn't use Outlook were infected. Some people had hundreds of infected programs on their computer.

    And a cool thing about Elkern is that it can randomly overwrite a files bytes with all zeroes, while maintaining the file length. It can be nasty.

    All this because no one updates their virus definitions.

    Muerte

    1. Re:The Klez Worm's Little Friend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I have psuedo-responsibility for our tiny network of about 15 computers. So some jackass has to use Outlook to sync his email with his expensive handheld, and he gets nailed by Klez.

      ..and what happened to this jackass? Part of the social end of the virus/worm problems is no consequences to people who screw up as badly as in your example. No harm, no foul, no corrective action.

      This wasn't a CEO-level person, was it?..

  59. wrong solution by Smallest · · Score: 1

    klez forges the From address, so you'll end up blocking people who aren't infected. likewise, there's a decent chance that your own (you, yes you) email address is on some of the infected emails, because, like i just said, klez forges From lines with addresses from address books.

    PITA.

    -c

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  60. Um....yes..... by kpetruse · · Score: 1

    A patched copy will NOT run js or vbs unless you Double-click on it. Even then, you should change your own file associations to open these types of files in Notepad (or some txt editor of your choice) rather than run them using Wscript.exe.

    An unpatched copy will run it, which is what I said in the original mail. I believe I called people with unpatched copies "Morons". What part of "morons" didn't I make clear? The ONLY way to get most of the worms around to run is to double click them, end of story.

    And "if you press keys really fast" on a Unix system you can quite happily delete everything. Any system, come to that (if you have the access rights).

    What MS have tried to do is take computing out of the hands of the geeks and into the hands of the rest of the world. Nothing wrong with that, but people must realise that computers are rather powerful and that there are some stupid buggers around who like messing up peoples lives. Add those two together and you have widespread viruses.

    1. Re:Um....yes..... by kpetruse · · Score: 1

      I'm mainly talking about Corporate users, so I should qualify my statement with "Anyone using Outlook in a company where the tech guys haven't patched Outlook". I always preach safety, don't open a file that you weren't expecting without checking it first.

      My proof? I got Loveletter pretty early on in the infection, and had the sense to open it up in Notepad before even previewing it. Saved me (and the company I was in) a world of pain.

      MS have screwed up, but like I said in the original post, so have many other companies. MS provided a fix for the "previewing emails" problem a year ago, and not patching it is akin to not getting the Firestones changed on your Ford Explorer. Or was it Bridgestones? I forget ;-)

  61. ugh by AnimeFreak · · Score: 2

    Why doesn't Microsoft, by default, disable scripting and in Outlook? This is where Outlook is weak at and where the root of all it's problems come from.

    Otherwise, more viruses will just keep coming and coming.

  62. Require PKC! by eddy · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Just because YOU don't want it doesn't mean it's not useful.

    You don't have to remove the functionality; just make it REQUIRE the script to be CRYPTOGRAPHICALLY SIGNED by a known entity, like the sysadmin.

    Fucking simple solution, unless you wanna argue that clients should execute code from UNKNOWN and UNTRUSTED sources for some reason?

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    1. Re:Require PKC! by twinpot · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, what, like you do with everyone's favourite hated program, Lotus Notes? Like you've been able to do for what, 4 years or more ?

    2. Re:Require PKC! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds great, except what software will be signing messages? Outlook! If anyone actually uses it, there will be an "automatically sign outgoing messages" option.

    3. Re:Require PKC! by 4of12 · · Score: 2

      just make it REQUIRE the script to be CRYPTOGRAPHICALLY SIGNED by a known entity

      Not enough, methinks.

      Imagine Grandma getting an automatic pop-up warning from an email she got from spamzrus.org:

      "Warning!

      "You have received a digitally signed script from someone who is not a registered and authorized MS Passport Service Provider.

      "Do you wish to authorize "Microsoftt [sic] Universal Products, Incorporated" as a Bronze Grade local script provider for you?"
      (to the sounds of Dixie...) Click away, click away, click away.
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    4. Re:Require PKC! by eddy · · Score: 1

      Of course, MS could always fuck it up, but let us pretend for a moment that they are serious about their security initiative (Ha, ha).

      Both unsigned and code signed by unknown entities should be treated the same, that is to say, it should under no circumstance be allowed to run. You want it to run, you better install the certificate or establish trust by signing the senders public key; all things which should be handled by a side-channel, so none of that click-yes-just-do-it stuff.

      Of course, all this scripting nonsense should be disabled by default so that institutions stupid enough to think they need it will have to activate it in their installs by choice, making it largely their own fault if they fuck it up.

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    5. Re:Require PKC! by Cenam · · Score: 0

      methinks anyone who uses the phrase "methinks" should be shot, to help the human genome of course.

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  63. Strong Bad Sucks! by toupsie · · Score: 2

    Come on! Only a lame farker would think Strong Bad was funny.

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  64. Wrist Hurting... by InOverMyFeet · · Score: 1

    You wrist probably hurts for reasons that shouldn't be mentioned on /. -

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  65. Wrist hurts? by Gannoc · · Score: 2
    My wrist hurts from deleting over a meg of mail worm viruses a day.

    Your wrist hurts? As in... you're using a mouse to delete mail? You use a GRAPHICAL email program???!!!

    Oh. Oh Commander Taco. We thought you were so elite... (weep)

    In a related note, a _meg_ a day? Who are all these losers that have CmdrTaco's email address stored in their outlook address book? When I sent email to slashdot, I telnet to the SMTP server directly and type it out, just so I can mock all the lusers who have to use pine.

    1. Re:Wrist hurts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I telnet to the SMTP server directly and type it out

      Surely someone so l33t shoud be using SSH :-P

    2. Re:Wrist hurts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I telnet to the SMTP server directly and type it out, just so I can...

      I bet you jam a needle directly into your balls to extract the semen that you then rub on your face. People either already know about telnet and don't give a fuck, or they don't know and REALLY don't give a fuck.

      Suck your own dick somewhere else, cock-smoker.

    3. Re:Wrist hurts? by jo42 · · Score: 1

      This is why his wrist hurts: Geek Girls.

  66. Delete Delete Delete ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's a hint to CmdrTaco. Use the mouse to select all the unwanted e-mails, and press the "Delete" button once.

  67. Duh by Big+Dogs+Cock · · Score: 0

    IE is such a vital part of the operating system that it's used in everything - including Outlook. The HTML control (which is most of IE) is used in the preview pane plus loads of other stuff.

    This is why it cannot be removed from Windows.

    --
    "Under the iron bridge, we fist" - The Smiths, Still Ill
  68. MC Gates? by Glytch · · Score: 3, Funny

    Can't patch this! (stupid repetitive music) Can't patch this!

  69. Re:Secure computing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Box cutters don't kill people, crazed fanatics with box cutters crashing planes into tall buildings kill people.

  70. By Law: Bill Gates Address in all Addressbooks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    If the law required bill gates e-mail address to be a permenant part of all addressbooks, viruses would stop tommorrow. Or those worms that exploit your addressbook would send a million copies of themselves to Bill.

    but more seriously, I am perpetually amazed that some lawyer has not started a class action law suit for all the damages these things do. It's the analogous of the Pinto gas tank. Not technically dangerous unless someone rams you. Should you sue the guy who rams you or the pinto manufacturer? Should you sue the virus maker or the Internet explorer manufacturer. Maybe a better analogy would be a Bank that leaves its safe unlocked. While its a crime to rob the bank, the bank has a responisbility to lock the safe.

    As far as I know there is only one product in america specifically exempted under the product liability legislation (if your dieing to know the answer is hand guns). For Outlook to be protected it would have to be advertised that the program was intentionally a giant security hole and not mail program.

    1. Re:By Law: Bill Gates Address in all Addressbooks by xbrownx · · Score: 0

      Or, Bill Gates would get a new, secret, email address.

    2. Re:By Law: Bill Gates Address in all Addressbooks by geekopus · · Score: 1

      As far as I know there is only one product in america specifically exempted under the product liability legislation (if your(sic) dieing(sic) to know the answer is hand guns).


      Can you tell me why rifles and other long barreled firearms might have liablility issues?
    3. Re:By Law: Bill Gates Address in all Addressbooks by Cenam · · Score: 0

      how bout suing the people too stupid to leave the auto execute scripts checkbox checked..

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      The Truth: There is no string:)
  71. Outlook Look-Alike Mail Client by thedeletekey · · Score: 1

    As this problem has been plaguing a client of mine, I've recently been in search of an E-Mail that looks like Outlook, but doesn't BEHAVE like it. The reason for needing to look like Outlook is that the client isn't what one would call the most computer literate. So, a client that looks like outlook, works like outlook, runs under Win32, and is free or relatively cheap, is needed. Does anybody have any suggestions?

    1. Re:Outlook Look-Alike Mail Client by Daniel_Carter · · Score: 0

      I found that a small proggie called Kauffman Mail Warrior is pretty much what i need,
      there are plenty of 'bloatware-free' mail clients out there, try looking in the email section of Tucows and i am sure there will be something to suit your tastes ...

  72. Likely Excuse by SubtleNuance · · Score: 2

    My wrist hurts from deleting over a meg of mail worm viruses a day

    Yes, Taco, it is from handling your mouse that has caused your wrist trouble..

    Yeah, sure.

  73. Eudora Lite is free but has Cydoor built in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    You mention that Pegasus is also free, so I am assuming you use the free version of Eudora. So do I sometimes. But: Run AdAware on your computer and you'll see that Cydoor is packaged with the free vs. of Eudora. Deleting it doesn't help, because on reboot it is back. Running AdAware multiple times and deleting will eventually get rid of it.


    Just so you know.

  74. Suggestions? by Kozz · · Score: 2

    I'm not a server admin by trade, so I don't get involved with mail server administration duties all too often. Can someone suggest some links to mail-server based AV software for Sendmail, Qmail, others?

    I often end up providing "tech support" to those who know I'm a "computer guy". None of their hosts use server-based AV software, but I'd like to send them some links.

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    I only post comments when someone on the internet is wrong.
    1. Re:Suggestions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use Sophos (executed through AMAVIS) with Sendmail. Works fine, it does check the mail for each recipient though.

    2. Re:Suggestions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amavis
      along with..
      Sophos

    3. Re:Suggestions? by ananke · · Score: 1

      at work i set up mailscanner, which uses sophos anti-virus engine, and also spamassassin to tag all the spam. overall, very nice setup. ohh, i use sendmail for the transport.

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      --- d'oh
    4. Re:Suggestions? by charon.de · · Score: 1

      Can someone suggest some links to mail-server based AV software for Sendmail, Qmail, others?

      Try:

      http://www.amavis.org/

      Funny reading this article, didn't anyone mention, that the virus really is the "OS", called M$ (put in what you like). The solution is pretty easy, install a real OS.

  75. Fool me once... by Flower · · Score: 1
    shame on you. Fool me twice and shame on me.

    I can't control a handful of unknown miscreants and prevent them from writing malware. I can use platforms which aren't susceptible to these form of attacks when I'm allowed and do a variety of other things, like not opening unknown executables and running a virus checker, to lower the chance that I get infected.

    I know it is unreasonable but as I do it I expect others to keep their virtual backyard tidy. Run Windows? Buy a virus checker and use it. Read email using Outlook? Lock it down. Because if you don't take care of it you might wind up screwing with my backyard.

    --
    I don't want knowledge. I want certainty. - Law, David Bowie
  76. This is Windows Only by jblaze · · Score: 1

    They usually fail to mention that this and 99% of all other virii affect only Windows machines. When will users learn that they should upgrade to MacOS X or Linux for safer systems?

    1. Re:This is Windows Only by Daniel_Carter · · Score: 0

      But if you look at the scale of windows users to Mac users you see why.

      Windows is targeted by the Virii makers due to the abundance of victims available. Sure linux/Mac OS/etc. may be Virus free, but when only 5% of desktop (estimate) users use these 'More secure' Operating Systems, what would be the benefit of attacking this minority?

      Isnt the virus author trying to affect as many people as possible??

      In my opinion, there are holes in Outlook, but more holes are discovered in Outlook due to the numbers of people using Windows, whether to aid or to hinder :)

  77. no, actually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We need to blame the company that persists in allowing an application like an email client to be scriptable in the way that outlook is. It's a design flaw; true, people should not exploit it, but that's not the central issue. With a better design, the problem wouldn't be an issue.

    Give the polyanna crap a rest: there's assholes in the world, and expecting them to stop being assoles is unrealistic. Much better to deprive them of the opportunity to be assholes.

  78. And whats so special about this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    About a year ago, my home computer got infected with a worm, the name of which eludes me. Part of its behavior was to install a copy of the distributed.net client, to do its dirty work. Instead of downloading the client, it copied it from the infecting computer, which happened to be infected with another virus, Kris?, the one that would screw your cmos on dec 26...

    So, its not news, and probably not that uncommon. Its just viruses infecting viruses. And viruses want to be free!

  79. For as long as by jhines · · Score: 2, Insightful

    For as long as people keep insisting that sending spam doesn't hurt anyone cause they can just hit the delete key.

  80. get a mac by Darth+Cider · · Score: 1

    These viruses don't affect Macs. One need not be an Apple zealot to understand the cost savings and peace of mind of owning a Mac. I know people whose machines have been wiped by email viruses, and the cost has been monetary, not just stress and aggravation. It's likely that worse things are ahead, that the problem consists of unknown vulnerabilities, and that those vulnerabilities WILL eventually be exploited. It's an argument for open source as well, and a strong one, but for those who want to use familiar programs like Outlook, it's just a lot safer to use them on a Mac. I get several Klez attachments a day, but they pose no risk.

    1. Re:get a mac by jo42 · · Score: 1

      Just wait until the virus writers start to target Mac OS with the same vigor as Windows...

    2. Re:get a mac by Spencerian · · Score: 2

      That means that hackers would have as much success in hacking FreeBSD or other BSDs, or even Linux.

      Don't really how often that happens, but it doesn't sound like idiots can hack *nixes very often.

      --
      Vos teneo officium eram periculosus ut vos recipero is.
  81. Patch for Outlook by mgblst · · Score: 2

    A patch to fix all of Outlook Security problems can be downloaded here

  82. Sircam / Klez == Security wakeup call for idiots by SomethingOrOther · · Score: 2

    No I'm not trolling, but sometimes I wonder if the writers of Klez / Sircam et.al, were infact white-hats trying to show the average MS user to take security seriously and patch there machine!
    Yeah, every office worker knows something about this "security thing" and how the boss said they shouldn't write there passwords down. But only when they start getting mailed other peoples confidential info will they sit up, take notice and patch, or so you would think! Maybe it backfired a bit.

    Incidently, try setting your gnutella client to look for .doc .xls and other MS extentions. The number of idiots who have misconfigured there clients (installed on work machines) to share there entire hard drive is worrying. Wake Up!

    --
    Anyone quoted by a reporter knows how little they understand
    Don't believe what you read is the truth.
  83. Artificial Life? by 2names · · Score: 0

    Is this the first (known) instance of one digital virus changing/modifying another digital virus? Science fiction has always pointed to the "smart machines" that wake up, become self-aware, and realize that they don't need humans. Looks to me like virii have a jump start on this path...

    --
    "I'm just here to regulate funkiness."
    1. Re:Artificial Life? by 2names · · Score: 0

      And before I get hammered for this, "Is this the first (known) instance of one digital virus changing/modifying another digital virus?" was a rhetorical question and meant to be sarcastic.

      --
      "I'm just here to regulate funkiness."
  84. Did someone think of it, or did it just happen. by mindstrm · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I say this because it isn't the first time 2 viruses have bonded together. I recall many moons ago when a couple other viruses got together.
    Viruses usually employ a mechanism to detect if a file is already infected, so they don't keep adding to the size of the file. One used a marker at the beginning of the file to decide if it was infected, one at the end. So the first virus infected the file, the second came along (modifying the beginning as per normal virus behavior, and adding it's marker to the end), then the first came along again and saw the file was not infected so infected it again. THen things stayed the same.

    So it would show up as containing virus A, but you could not disinfect it properly, because it would just re-infect as soon as it was run. B wouldn't show up because B was actually a layer down.

    On a side note.. the #1 thing that has reduced the number of viruses coming out of my office has been to ban the use of outlook/outlook express.

    1. Re:Did someone think of it, or did it just happen. by pennsol · · Score: 1

      This happened to me last week. Norton caught 4 emails with KLEZ, and stoped and deleted them..after the fourth i went to send a mail.(i use opera 6.01 running winXP)and got a mail server error (something to the effect of hard disk on server out of space) so i did a full system scan and found Chernobyl. i thiought this was ratther amazing... since i run weekly scans and it wasn't there before..glad to see they figured it out

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      Just Limin' Mon

    2. Re:Did someone think of it, or did it just happen. by Trogre · · Score: 1

      On a side note.. the #1 thing that has reduced the number of viruses coming out of my office has been to ban the use of outlook/outlook express.

      I too have employed this strategy. No matter how you configure/patch it, Outlook is too fundamentally flawed for us to consider using. Since banning outlook, viruses are now pretty much non-existent where I work.
      Besides, there are much better mail clients out there.

      --
      "Nine times out of ten, starting a fire is not the best way to solve the problem." - my wife
    3. Re:Did someone think of it, or did it just happen. by weighn · · Score: 1

      Klez can also drop a nice little bugger known as W32.ElKern.3326. This one took down the machine running our security system last weekend. 20 months gaol is too good for those bastards! Any period of prison is too good ... I say death by being repeatedly poked with retractable pencils!

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      Mongrel News all the news that fits and froths
  85. Are you implying.. by mindstrm · · Score: 2

    that Eudora is not user friendly or windows based?

    We switched the whole company to Eudora for this very reason. It's good, yet somewhat obscure now and virus writers don't target it.

    It's also much better at dealing with attachments, and doesn't corrupt mailboxes as often. It's easy to store years worth of mail in eudora.

    Eudora.

    Netscape communicator's mail client seems popular as well.

    1. Re:Are you implying.. by InnereNacht · · Score: 1

      Trying to integrated eudora addressbooks with Winfax phonebooks left an incredibly sour taste in my mouth for the software. I wouldn't be planning on doing that with -my- system, per se, but it's just one of those things.

      I used an older version in the past (read: 6 years ago), I think it was an early version of Eudora Lite. It was pretty straight forward, but then again most stuff back then was. :)

      I wasn't necessarily implying anything, it was just poorly stated.

  86. Generally... by interiot · · Score: 2
    Generally, Outlook is targetted because it's so widely used. So if you use an email client other than Outlook, and which doesn't use some of the same libraries (and thus the same bugs) that Outlook does (eg. using MSIE to display html email), then you'll be safer.

    If some other email client becomes popular, then this same argument would apply to that. Although, often a program is popular for a reason, so personal preferences may make this argument moot.

    1. Re:Generally... by Rasputin · · Score: 1
      Generally, Outlook is targetted because it's so widely used.

      We've heard this song before ("Windows is such a prime target because it is so widely used"). The actual problem is that Microsoft doesn't have a clue when it comes to computer security. Outlook is attacked because it is an easy target .

      --
      "I once preached peaceful coexistence with Windows. You may laugh at my expense - I deserve it." Be's Jean-Louis Gass
  87. Try Mozilla Mail by JahToasted · · Score: 1

    I was in the same boat as you, until I tried Mozilla Mail. Seems to work quite well for me. I also heard somewhere that a pretty good web browser comes with it too.

  88. Taco, you really are an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    First, MS was doing security audits on the software they were about to release. Second, the klez virus won't infect outlook XP by default because it automatically strips out potentially hazardous attachments. Third, there has been a patch for this for a fucking year. Fourth, if you knew shit about linux you could easily set up a procmail filter to get rid of this stuff.

    Of course no one has ever accused you of being intellegent. If you were then slashdot would be powered by PHP or JSP or any of the dozen other languaged that are better for the task. Of course you probably don't have what it takes to actually code in any of those languages. Now shut the fuck up you fucktard.

    1. Re:Taco, you really are an idiot by InOverMyFeet · · Score: 1

      fucktard? Thats a new one for me...but I think I'll use it :o

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      -- Probability does not dismiss possibility --

  89. Msft Security Audit by ch-chuck · · Score: 2

    That likely only applies to NEW shipping software - all that old vulnerable stuff out there will need to be 'updated' at something like $85 a pop or more - can you say "80 Billion in the bank" ?

    It's always worked before....

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    try { do() || do_not(); } catch (JediException err) { yoda(err); }
  90. What to do when you are dead in Redmond... by feloneous+cat · · Score: 1
    Our company was doing an audit so...

    Openoffice is now on my system. Yeah, it kinda screws up and Eudora is now my e-mail client. Not integrated you say? Well, I'm not deleting worms and virii off my system I say!

    Screwed once, shame on you, screwed twice, shame on me.

    BTW, this e-mail is copyrighted, so the Scientologists can't copy it [grin].

    --
    IANAL, but I've seen actors play them on TV
  91. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  92. Klez got infected by accident? by oldmacdonald · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This is really cool. From the article:

    "As far as (Chernobyl) is concerned, the Klez worm is just another file to infect," Weafer said. "It's quite common to see piggybacking effects when you have worms that have been propagating for a long time in the world."

    So it is likely not that someone was trying to make Klez worse, it just happened on its own.

    1. Re:Klez got infected by accident? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess this is what Bill Gates means when he talks about a "software ecosystem"

  93. AV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kapersky Labs
    http://www.kaspersky.com/products.html?allpr oduct= 1

    CommandCom
    http://www.commandcom.com/enterprise /linux.html

    Sophos
    http://sophos.com/products/software/anti virus/savu nix.html

    TrendMicro Viruswall
    http://www.antivirus.com/products/isvw/

    F-Prot
    http://www.f-prot.com/f-prot/download/

    ComputerAssociates InoculateIT
    http://www3.ca.com/Solutions/Overview .asp?ID=3049

  94. I don't think so... by stubear · · Score: 2
    My wrist hurts from deleting over a meg of mail worm viruses a day.


    That wasn't from deleting e-mails, it was from your viewing too much pr0n.
    1. Re:I don't think so... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -1 Redundant, about the 10th time this has been mentioned.

      Do you people not read the other comments ?

    2. Re:I don't think so... by InOverMyFeet · · Score: 1

      Yes, but there is strength in numbers!

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      -- Probability does not dismiss possibility --

  95. Troll alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least I hope this guy isn't serious. I especially like the sentence (although I see no punctuation to indicate it as such), "ah you must run outlook or be unable of adding filter rules OR even asking you local sysadmin to do it for you all of which mean your a moron"

    Back under the bridge with you.

  96. Not too nasty if you have backups by Colin+Smith · · Score: 2

    What's more nasty would be viruses which simply modify words and numbers here and there in documents.

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    1. Re:Not too nasty if you have backups by kpetruse · · Score: 1

      There was one, years ago...

      It was a Word Macro virus that would search all open documents for the word "Thatcher" and add "is an evil bitch". Lots of people didn't notice until it was too late.

      I believe there may have been a variant that said something about Bush.

    2. Re:Not too nasty if you have backups by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

      Actually, what you'd program it to do is look in your inbox, find something with an attachment, infect said attachment, and send it back. Or look for something with 'fwd:' in the subject, and forward an infected version to everybody. Or go through your 'already sent' list, and resend each one, after infecting it and putting a line like "My mail server seems to be having trouble, so I'm not sure if you got this, so here it is again." at the beginning.

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      Vintage computer games and RPG books available. Email me if you're interested.
  97. We don't ever get any virus mail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only with a combination of viralator/uvscan with McAfee on our mailserver/proxy.
    No one, 0, nada.
    It's easy. We're making a lot of money instaling this little thingies on our clients.
    Uh.. and you can continue using Outlook if you want.

  98. Time to use Intellisync by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 2

    Okay, I may be playing the shill, but I'm not getting paid for it. I don't know if that makes me bad, or worse.

    Anyway.

    Check out Intellisync by Pumatech. It's a third-party conduit manager for PalmOS and PocketPC platforms, and it can connect just about everything to everything else. The list of Groupware and Email apps it can sync your handheld to is just staggering.

    And although it does have to authenticate to the mail server to retrieve email and calendar items and such, the actual email application does not have to be loaded. Nothing gets previewed. It just goes from the server to your handheld. Nice.

    Of course, this does mean that if anybody comes up with a PalmOS virus that can run through an email, you're fscked. And syncing to another machine may help spread the virus. However, and least your sync station will be that much more secure. :)

    GMFTatsujin

  99. Use this for something good by pommaq · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Hey, why not put an update for Outlook as payload and spread it around?

  100. You're missing the BIG ONE by melquiades · · Score: 1, Redundant

    There's one huge thing that's at the root of all these viruses: the fact that MS provides all sorts of scripting hooks in their apps, eager to execute code, which have degenerate or nonexistent security models.

    The solution is simple: anything which executes without the user explicitly installing and running it should run in a security sandbox.

    This is a very difficult thing to pull off. It's not simply a matter of setting permissions correctly -- untrusted code must actually only be able to access a limited subset of the system APIs. Opening a socket, for example, could lead to a security breach. So could reading a globally readable file. (What are the permissions on your Outlook address book?) And a clever program must not be able to bypass these security checks by exploiting weird pointer arithmetic, runtime code generation, or buffer overruns. The security model has to extend to all aspects of the system APIs and the runtime environment of the language, so the scripting language's runtime environment has to be designed from the ground up for it.

    Maintaining complete sandbox closure is not a simple fix; it is a deep architectural problem.

    It's a tall order, but it's possible. Java does it, and that's why (as far as I know) there's never been a Java applet virus. Applets get downloaded and execute on the client machine, but have a very limited ability to open sockets, read files, and so forth. Java's virtual machine model even makes it impossible for malicious programs to crash their host, or sneak through some backdoor into a protected API -- buffer overruns are ruled out as a fundamental language feature. The worst a malicious program can do is allocate a lot of crap and stage a denial-of-resource attack.

    There was one applet-based exploit I've heard of, but it exploited a weakness in ActiveX -- which demonstrates my point.

    All this is why MS's big security push is a joke. Security isn't just about fixing bugs. A system has to be designed from the ground up for security -- and Microsoft's products, especially the Office line and Windows itself, have a long way to go on that front. I'll repeat:

    Maintaining complete sandbox closure is not a simple fix; it is a deep architectural problem.

    1. Re:You're missing the BIG ONE by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      UNIX isn't perfect (needs per-user/per-process network access settings, and limitable access to syscalls and the like that get info about your computer -- Linux can already limit access to some syscalls), but it beats the shit out of Windows in terms of sandboxing. A suid nobody, chroot jail is pretty safe to run stuff in.

    2. Re:You're missing the BIG ONE by sheldon · · Score: 2

      So basically you are suggesting that Microsoft rewrite Windows such that it only runs software written in .NET.

      This would cause 80,000+ applications to cease functioning, the net effect being not a single user would buy this new OS and use it because none of there existing software works.

      Microsoft, even with their monopoly, could not force this down users throats.

      Your solution is completely unworkable and shows a strong disconnect with reality.

    3. Re:You're missing the BIG ONE by melquiades · · Score: 2

      I think that's a pretty strong reading of what I'm suggesting. Quit yer trolling.

      I'm not advocating .NET, or any other particular framework. I'm just saying that auto-executed programs should be sandboxed. Let MS figure out the best way to make that happen.

      Now it's true that, since Microsoft didn't architect for this from the start, it's going to be pretty hard for them to make the switch now. And it going to be very hard for them to figure out a migration path that doesn't make like difficult for those 80,000 apps. That's why their new commitment to security isn't going to change things overnight.

      But these changes do happen. Though it was bumpy and painful road, they managed to get apps to switch from a DOS-based to a Win-based system, and then to the NT architecture. In another five or ten years, they may have actually managed a switch to a secure platform!

    4. Re:You're missing the BIG ONE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you say "The solution is simple ...", and then immediately list all the valid reasons why this solution is ANYTHING BUT simple? Bad choice of words..

    5. Re:You're missing the BIG ONE by melquiades · · Score: 2

      Clarification:

      Simple to identify, but difficult to execute.

    6. Re:You're missing the BIG ONE by Tony-A · · Score: 2

      So basically you are saying that any secure solution to Microsoft software "is completely unworkable and shows a strong disconnect with reality."
      You're probably right.

    7. Re:You're missing the BIG ONE by Tony-A · · Score: 2

      You're right about the sandbox, and it's not easy.
      Basically, I should be able to run unpatched, buggy, exploitable code with impunity. It doesn't make everything work properly, but it severly curtails the damage possible. I should be able to run the latest Microsft wormage on an unpatched and misconfigured Outlook. It might kill itself, but it should be impossible for it to do anything more than annoy anything else.

  101. Procmail fix for Klez by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

    Instead of "deleting" Klez on your system, try the following procmail recipe to wipe out incoming klez before your mail program ever sees it:

    :0 B
    * ^135AAItEjhyJRI8ci0SOGIlEjxiLRI4UiUSPFItEjhCJRI8Qi 0SODIlEjwyLRI4IiUSPCItE$
    /dev/null

    I use klez instead of /dev/null so that it all goes to one big junk mailbox. That way, if someday someone base64 encodes a file that has *exactly* this same line and emails it to me, unlikely as it may be, I'll still get to see it eventually.

    Anyway, at least you won't have to keep deleting stuff. Using Linux/UNIX and not having the computer automatically do stuff for you is silly.

  102. Oh, wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    A worm and a virus?!

    The plot thickens!

  103. It's cool though . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because anybody who keeps sending the virus will be gretting by the following:

    Norton AntiVirus removed the attachment: doc.zlq.
    The attachment was infected with the W32.Klez.gen@mm virus

  104. Good alternatives to Outlook by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

    Unless you are absolutely wedded to Outlook, there are good alternative programs. Mind you, I've been happily using mutt on Linux for a while, so my suggestions may be out of date, but:

    * Eudora: this is a nice (very configurable, for a Win/Mac GUI program) mail client. Good filtering capabilities. Has a commercial version and a free version (without filtering abilities) called Eudora Lite.

    * Netscape Communicator: Well, I suppose it's okay. Everyone and their brother already has it installed. Has support for SSL certs, though I kind of think that PGP is the way to go instead.

    * Pegasus Mail: supposedly good -- I didn't like the interface much. Free.

    * Mulberry: Good client if you're into IMAP -- if you're on a always-on Internet connection and move from computer to computer, like a LAN environment. Good security features.

    There are also a lot more Windows and the Mac. Honestly, I don't know why so many people use Outlook -- it isn't the fastest, most scalable, most secure, or most powerful. Its interface isn't that incredible. It *is* installed by default on a lot of systems, but that's about it.

    1. Re:Good alternatives to Outlook by ibennetch · · Score: 1

      Honestly, I don't know why so many people use Outlook -- it isn't the fastest, most scalable, most secure, or most powerful. Its interface isn't that incredible. It *is* installed by default on a lot of systems, but that's about it.

      Don't forget: it gets email from a hotmail account. I think there's a script for linux called gotmail that is (well, was a year ago) a kludgy work around to get hotmail into your local mail folders. I know that's the only reason I use OE, and I know a lot of people who like that feature.

    2. Re:Good alternatives to Outlook by slamb · · Score: 2
      Don't forget: it gets email from a hotmail account. I think there's a script for linux called gotmail that is (well, was a year ago) a kludgy work around to get hotmail into your local mail folders. I know that's the only reason I use OE, and I know a lot of people who like that feature.

      There's a JavaMail provider that does the same thing. So any Java mail client will be able to do that as well. Mulberry would, though I don't like Mulberry's user interface.

      Incidentally, if you do find a good Java mail client, I'd love to know. I don't use HotMail, but would like a mail client that's cross-platform, developed with a UI I could realistically modify (Swing is easy!), and fundamentally immune to buffer overflows.

  105. Why delete??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Use MIMEDefang on your server and have the viruses deleted for you.

    For fun, see my graphs of Microsoft malware. :-)

  106. joke? by Jonny+Ringo · · Score: 1

    It's a damn good *delete* thing that Microsoft has been *delete* spending the last few weeks doing a *delete* security audit *delete* of all of *delete* ah never mind. My wrist hurts from deleting over a meg of mail worm viruses a day.

    I don't get it? Is he deleting viruses while writing this story at the same time?

    1. Re:joke? by dimator · · Score: 2

      I thought those were deleted explitives, that I was mentally putting back in. Makes it pretty funny...

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  107. you can't do this, it won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The day of the self contained app is gone, the worst offender is Intuit and all its mutant versions of Quickbooks.


    If you disable scripting in Outbleak/Outbleak Express, you also disable it in IE. And Quickbooks is nothing but a bunch of scripts that runs in a IE window. You can't even get your payroll updates.


    Everysucker who uses QuackBooks has to have all scripting active. It's the way it is.

    1. Re:you can't do this, it won't work by sir99 · · Score: 1

      Outbleak Express? If you're gonna change the lettering that much, why not just write Outbreak Express and say what you mean?

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  108. Never gotten one by xWeston · · Score: 1

    I've never even gotten one of these email worms before. I'm not sure if this is due to me not having stupid friends that open every single attatchment they get, or what.
    I think that my ISP filters mail on the way in to check for virii (i have pacbell DSL in san diego, CA), and if they do they are doing a great job of it.

  109. Only because it's too funny... by PugMajere · · Score: 1

    The parent should be modded up, imo.

    For those of you too lazy to do it yourself:

    Gullible on dictionary.com
  110. [ot]church budgets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We make our budget public. The whole church goes over it together one or two Sundays a year. When we budget an item, I don't think, "They are spending the money we gave," but, "We are spending the money we have." Maybe your coworker should question why the budget needs to be secret?

  111. The Chernobyl variant spreads on network shares :) by JoeGee · · Score: 1

    So before you consider yourself immune, be certain you turn off any writable shares on your system.

    Other than its behavior of introducing all of a person's contacts to each other (as I recall, it also looks for Eudora contact lists), Klez is relatively harmless. The Chernobyl variant, Elkern, on the network I helped disinfect was the major cause of damage and spread far beyond machines infected with the Klez worm.

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  112. Suing Linus by lseltzer · · Score: 1

    So who do I sue when some vulnerability comes out in Linux or some other open source product? If you think you'll hurt commercial software concerns with liabilities, just wait till someone sues the people who don't even take in revenues.

  113. Re:Secure computing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Down with all virus writers!!!!
    A curse on anyone that spreads Worms!!!!
    A pox on anyone that writes a Trojan Horse!!!!

    I feel better already.

    But lets be realistic.

    If your house was protected be a lock that was designed in the 1400's, would you feel safe? NO

    Would it be a crime if someone broke into your house that was protected by that lock from the 15th century? Yes, of course.

    Would you try to find a better lock for your front door after this unfortunate incident?

    Could your house get broken into even after getting a better lock? Yes

    Security is an arms race. Like it or not.

    The bad guys are going to do what they do no matter what you or I say. For now and it seems that for the rest of time Microsoft is going to be providing the low hanging fruit for the hackers to go after. Who knows?? If Microsoft gets its act together maybe even OpenBSD will have something to worry about.

  114. it can't disable scripting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    because all the new apps are just scripting in an IE window. Go ahead, disable scripting on a computer running the current version of Quickbooks. I dare ya'.

  115. webmail by gnugnugnu · · Score: 1

    If you can get away with it make them use webmail. It is a lot simpler but not as powerful but for most users (especially the users who cannot fix even the simplest problems with their email let alone support their own personal choice of email client).

    Free and open source solutions.

    IMP Webmail
    http://www.horde.org/imp/

    Squirrel Mail - Webmail for Nuts
    http://www.squirrelmail.org/

    Less features means less work for admininstrators and less things that can go wrong (virii).
    Of course slashdotters are always going own about the Calendar and collaboration features of prioprietary desktop solutions such as Lotus Notes and Outlook+Exchange.

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  116. There is an Evolution for Windows by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 1

    It's not the email client though - the reason I bring up this (off topic) issue, is if Evolution is ported to Windows, there may be trademark issues. fyi, Evolution is a payroll package - check Paydata for details - we (unfortunately) use this software at my workplace and I would not recommend it.

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  117. It will work, with no side effects by Hemi+Rodner · · Score: 1

    (replying to an AC)

    My instructions were to disable scripts in the Restricted sites zone only. It won't affect your browsing, which is affected by the "internet" zone. It won't affect programs which use the "browser" ActiveX either.

    Also, putting sites with annoying pop-ups and pop-unders to the "Restricted sites" list may save a lot of troubles. You can get rid of the small ad-window of Geocities if you add geocities.com to the restricted sites list. If you're really bored, you can define more security zones using registry manipulation.

    The seperate security zones are very useful, and I'm surprised there's no similar thing in Mozilla/Netscape - and as a result you can't disable automatic Java execution from email messages there without disabling it as a whole.

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  118. Smart admins by npsimons · · Score: 1

    Don't need AV software. To answer your question, "what kind of idiot runs mailservers without AV software installed?" I say: the kind of administrators who don't need it. Believe it or not, some of us actually use a non Microsoft platform. I feel no pity for those who use Microsoft products willingly. They are digging their own hole.

    1. Re:Smart admins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. I've yet to find a worm that's been able to infect pine. We just set up a filter yesterday to filter out the Klez worm, really the only reason being that it was an annoyance deleting them all.

    2. Re:Smart admins by Mooset · · Score: 1

      You don't need to be running Microsoft products to receive the Klez virus. Running AV software on the server prevents users from receiving tons of e-mail from infected users. It doesn't matter if you are running Windows, Solaris, VMS, or MacOS, Klez can fill up your inbox with unwanted e-mail and be generally annoying.

  119. CLASS ACTION SUIT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Hold microshit accountable for their irresponsible coding practices! Sue their asses!

  120. Open vs. Free by yerricde · · Score: 1

    since when is open source about a single platform?

    Open Source has never been about a single platform. Free Software isn't either (GNU/*, *BSD, AtheOS, the former OpenBeOS, etc. are all free) but it does have a concept of a "free system" that contains no proprietary software.

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  121. Avoiding Spam/Virii by Tadrith · · Score: 1

    While it's no excuse for lax security, I've found the best solution to this problem is to go through a third party mail filtering service.

    I work in a Microsoft shop, and we use the Outlook/Exchange combination for our e-mail system. We've got our mail running through a good third part service, and I have not received a single virus since we implemented it several months ago. It also serves as a spam filter. It's not completely accurate, because every once in a while I get a piece of spam in my Inbox, but I've yet to have it confiscate a normal piece of e-mail.

    Like it or not, we're stuck with it, so we may as well find ways to live more comfortably with it. ;)

  122. Yeah but by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 1

    if and when Ford puts out a car that contains key defects, is the driver responsible? This issue is a little more complicated than you make it sound.

    Additionally, why would you expect the users to get a clue? It's only in the shoddy computer software market that we blame user ignorance when software producers create flawed software. I don't expect to know more than the basics of auto care to avoid my car randomly exploding, so why should a user need to know more than the point-and-drool basics of using a PC?

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  123. traffic by mach-5 · · Score: 2

    I wonder if anyone has ever done a study on the amount of net traffic caused by a virus propagating itself. I would think that viruses that can replicate in exponential fashion will end up generating huge amounts of traffic, even if it is only a small text message and executable. To think of all that wasted bandwidth that could be used for important things like pr0n ;-)

  124. viruses by kz45 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    metacell writes "A virus (a version of the Chernobyl virus) infects an email worm executable (the Klez worm), and is spread along with it. " It's a damn good *delete* thing that Microsoft has been *delete* spending the last few weeks doing a *delete* security audit *delete* of all of *delete* ah never mind. My wrist hurts from deleting over a meg of mail worm viruses a day.

    Maybe you should tell the people on your contact list to stop opening attachments (or at least get the latest patches). Microsoft is all but Moron proof.

    linux machines get hacked into every day. Is it a linux flaw? no...it's a user flaw. So why should Microsoft be nay different? Maybe because they're against open source?

    1. Re:viruses by FooBarWidget · · Score: 1

      linux machines get hacked into every day. Is it a linux flaw? no...it's a user flaw. So why should Microsoft be nay different? Maybe because they're against open source?

      Eh... Linux has a higher market share on the server market, yet there are more MS servers being hacked than Linux servers.
      Doesn't that at least say anything about Linux's security compared to Microsoft?

    2. Re:viruses by aridg · · Score: 1

      I've said it before and I'll say it again:

      You don't have to "open" an attachment to get the Klez worm; all you have to do is "view" the message in the Outlook Express preview pane.

      The *only* way to see a message in OE without risking viruses is to view the "Message Source" under "Properties" for the email. It is unreasonable to expect that a user view every email this way -- it would take 10 times as long to read email...

    3. Re:viruses by kz45 · · Score: 1

      You don't have to "open" an attachment to get the Klez worm; all you have to do is "view" the message in the Outlook Express preview pane.

      The *only* way to see a message in OE without risking viruses is to view the "Message Source" under "Properties" for the email. It is unreasonable to expect that a user view every email this way -- it would take 10 times as long to read email...


      Read my post.

      People that actually install the PATCH will not have a problem.

    4. Re:viruses by kz45 · · Score: 1

      Eh... Linux has a higher market share on the server market, yet there are more MS servers being hacked than Linux servers.

      Since the viruses are spread through the client end, and 99.99 of all clients are using outlook, I would have to say that there are going to be many people that are computer illiterate, and don't know how to get the patches.

      Doesn't that at least say anything about Linux's security compared to Microsoft?

      No. hackers create things like viruses and worms, because they like the attention they get. Why spend the time writing a virus or worm for an OS that could only infect less that 10% of the computer population? Especially on an underdog OS that you like using?

      If linux were as popular as windows, you would see the same amount of viruses and or worms.

    5. Re:viruses by FooBarWidget · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see those virus writers write email viruses for Linux. No email client in Linux supports scripting, or can directly execute attachments.
      Scripting and the ability to execute attachments are the major reasons why Outlook is such an easy target for virus writers. No Linux email clients support those "features". How can you still say Linux isn't more secure?

  125. Even if we virus-proof our systems by gila_monster · · Score: 1

    there will still be a way to cause damage. All you need is a spambot and some bait, such as "If this offends you as it does us, help us by typing FORMAT C:/ and put an end to it."

    Because the creativity of dirtbags and the stupidity of the Teeming Masses is without bounds.

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  126. Cure Taco's wrist! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Donations accepted to get him off that Windows machine, and onto a Linux box!

  127. (Semi-OT) Features of the perfect email client by robson · · Score: 1

    Critical features:
    * Store individual emails as plain text files. It makes archiving so much easier...
    * Provide a way to turn off HTML rendering (or don't offer HTML rendering in the first place).

    Not critical but really nice:
    * Multiple storage folders that simply echo a directory structure.
    * (POP3) Provide a method for previewing emails on a server, deleting unwanted mails, and downloading others.
    * PGP integration is nice.

    The only client I've seen so far that has most of these is a small open-source Windows app called "Phoenix Mail". Unfortunately, it's got some bizarre bugs of its own, but I put up with them because it does what I need.

    Does anyone know of a client that has all of these features?

    1. Re:(Semi-OT) Features of the perfect email client by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pegasus mail does all this and more

  128. Pegasus Mail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pegasus was the best email app seven years ago and is still the best! Some may find the interface old and outdated, but I find it fresh and simple. Pegasus Mail still has more features than most email apps, epecially the viri-spreading MS ones. Handles multiple accounts, inline images, color-coding messages with a couple clicks, outstanding filtering. It has group/network mail capabilities as well.

  129. Re:Ooo! Time to conveniently forget the facts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Morris worm + variants???????????

    That was in 1988 you dumbass. 14 years!!!!!! Let me repeat. 14 YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!

    Is OSS invicible to an email delivered virus or worm? Probably not. But you have to admit that You're going to sleep alot easier knowing that 99.99999% percent of the viruses and worms out there are targeting another system.

    Even if a virus is targeted to my system they would find my computer to be a very difficult place to make friends. My email software will not run scripts. Even if it could run a script the script would not have the permissions necessary to do any damage to my data or OS.

  130. Warning: Ford Explorer Analogy Ahead.... by phyxeld · · Score: 0, Troll

    For the record I would agree more don't use it. I agree the defaults should be more secure in Outlook. What I was responding to was the suggestion that NO ONE used Outlook/VBA scripting. I can assure you, that is not the case.

    I don't give a flying fuck about the people who do use it, and if you do, it's probably cause you get paid to pick up the pieces when their shit blows up.

    There is absolutely no excuse for selling consumer pc's with blatant security holes like outlook express's scripting "features". I think the microsoft product managers responsible should be prosecuted right along with the virus authors. They bear equal responsibility for email viruses.

    I remember back in the day when there was the "Good Times" email virus hoax. (A warning about a nonexistent email virus with the subject "Good Times".) The big joke at the time was, you can't get a virus just from reading an email. It was funny. Computer experts at the time assured users that unless you manually downloaded and executed a malicious attachment, email was safe.

    Now, everything has changed. Email viruses have become a reality, solely because most people use outlook. Is it the best mail client? Clearly, not. Why does it remain #1? Because it is the default one installed with windows, the OS that ships on almost every fucking PC. And non-tech people are too lazy to install something else. This is antitrust shit we're dealing with here, people. Microsoft created this problem by inventing a mail client that was vulnerable to email viruses (which were once, and still should be, impossible) and forcing it on an unsuspecting consumer base. The filthy worm/virus authors are definitely at fault, and should be prosecuted, but they couldn't have done it without help from their accomplices at microsoft.

    Think of it this way (warning: computer/car analogy ahead):
    Lets say Ford started including an explosive device in Ford Explorers that was easily triggered by, say, an RF signal at a certain frequency. They start including this feature quietly, and most Ford Explorer owners don't even realize it. Ford says it's because a few corporate customers actually need this feature, for whatever reasons. Then some crazy kids build a triggering device, and start driving up and down the freeway blowing up every Ford Explorer they see. In this unlikely scenario, the kids would most definitely be guilty of murder, terrorism, etc etc, And so would ford. Nobody would stand for it. Clearly, Ford is Microsoft in this analogy, and the Ford Explorer is Outlook (or, *grin*, Internet Explorer). Why does Microsoft get away with this bullshit that wouldn't fly in any other industry? Because people don't get it. Your average computer user does not understand, and they just accept that email viruses are a inevitable risk of computing, and thank goodness for microsoft update for giving them their fix fix.

    I feel sick thinking about it.

    Ah, what the heck. I think I'll post this with my +1. I honestly don't know if this will hit 5 Insightful or -1 Troll but I bet it will be one of the two. :)

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    1. Re:Warning: Ford Explorer Analogy Ahead.... by Pfhreakaz0id · · Score: 3, Insightful

      First, Outlook != Outlook Express. Once again, I will say, I agree, it's a joke that scripting is on by default in Outlook. It doesn't take a brain surgeon to figure that one out. Furthermore, I will say that I don't see ANY reason to have Outlook Express (the POP3 client) to have scripting AT ALL (or at the very least requiring a separate download to install)

      Also, I don't write Outlook scripts for a living (although I do have several I've writen myself to clean up my mailbox, etc). But, to say it is a feature no one uses (or should use) is wrong. There are businesses that do large portions of there business on Outlook Forms, just as there are lots of folks who have done custom Notes development, and just as there are firms that have done customized oracle forms/applications/workflow development.

    2. Re:Warning: Ford Explorer Analogy Ahead.... by phyxeld · · Score: 1

      I realize Outlook and Outlook Express are two different products. However, from the "threat to common decency" standpoint, it makes sense to group the two together, and just call them both Outlook. (though I may have said "express" a few times before. oops. ;)

      The fact that microsoft would put security safeguards in their commercial product and withhold them from the widely used free version is despicable, and further evidence of what bastards they are.

      Ack. I can't think about it anymore. *must move to different thread*

      I think I've got a chrisitianity argument to catch up on somewhere...

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  131. How to secure Outlook Express by Moderator · · Score: 1, Informative

    This how to guide gives step by step instructions (with pictures, yay!) on how to secure an Outlook client.

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  132. CmdrTaco's Wrist by delus10n0 · · Score: 1

    My wrist hurts from deleting over a meg of mail worm viruses a day.

    No, your wrist hurts from whacking off too much, and trying to bash Microsoft constantly.

    Why don't you get a virus scanner installed on your e-mail server? Maybe that would be a Good Thing (tm).

    Jackass.

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  133. Supply and demand baby by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Evolution is a Gnome application, making it into a clean portable application is probably doable just not profitable.
    If a company contracted Ximian to do it then they probably would but actually installing linux (on VmWare maybe) would probably be more economical.

  134. Suggestion by iceT · · Score: 2

    Since MS created the breeding ground for these viruses.. maybe we should forward all of our virus-alert messages to microsoft... like billg@microsoft.com, or abuse@microsoft.com

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  135. Re:Options? Mulberry! by djtack · · Score: 1
    You absolutely must check out Mulberry. I think it's the best email client in the world.

    One of the primary authors is Cyrus Daboo, one of the folks who invented IMAP. Here's a short list of some of my favorite features:

    Supported on Windows, MacOS, OS X, Linux, and various other Unices

    Great PGP support

    encrypted logins, SSL, etc

    kick-ass technical support

    amazingly configurable, remote administration, cool "kiosk" mode

    They even make a web-mail solution called "Silky Mail" that does a remarkable job of mimicking the appearance and functionality of Mulberry!

    and, like all Truly Great mail readers, it's named after a tree.

    I don't buy much software, but Mulberry was the best $40 I've ever spent. I bought a license way back in 1999, and I still get the most recent upgrades and plug-ins for free. Cyrusoft also has very generous site-license pricing. And no, I don't work for them, my only connection to Cyrusoft is as a satisfied customer.

  136. Liability by pbryan · · Score: 2

    I'm telling you, software makers NEED liability. It's the only way we will ever have responsible programs released. Right now, software makers can get away with selling products that have defects in them on the order of ones that if they were in cars, would send Ford or GM into receivership.

    I'm concerned that attaching liability to software will send a chill through the software development community, especially the free/open source software projects. Large corporations might have the resources to insure against and pay liability claims. Individuals developing software in their free time certainly do not.

    In my opinion, writing software is an exercise in freedom of speech, and deserves the same protections afforded to other forms of speech. If I make my speech available to others, under the condition that they accept responsibility for all damage that may occur as a result of its use, I believe that is reasonable.

    A few thoughts...

    1. Perhaps the burden of non-EULA-immune liability should only be attached when a piece of software is designed to transport, support or safeguard human life, and has failed to meet specific safety standards. Otherwise, I believe you're opening up a huge can of worms, in the already litigious American culture.

    2. Software developers and vendors should have the right to dictate any other terms for licensing their software, including limitation of liability, waiver of warrantee, and "as is" delivery. Users and consumers are free to decline to use any software whose licenses are not acceptable to them.

    3. Some free software developers have already stopped releasing their software, citing concerns over liability. Broadcast 2000 is one example I am aware of. This is a concrete example of the chilling effects liability can have on software development.

    4. People are free to choose software platforms that are more stable, reliable and less prone to being exploited by viruses and worms. If they persist in using unsecure platforms, and take no steps to protect themselves (e.g. antivirus software), they shouldn't be particularly surprised by the outcome.

    5. Those who purposely unleash viruses and worms on the Internet with the intent to do damage should be answering for their actions.

    </rant>

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  137. Unless it's a Slashdot poster. by Artifice_Eternity · · Score: 3, Funny

    Then again, with the grammar and spelling skills on display around here, maybe most /.ers don't count as "native English speakers".

    ;)

    1. Re:Unless it's a Slashdot poster. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then again, with the grammar and spelling skills on display around here, maybe most /.editors don't count as "native English speakers".

  138. Klez does NOT infect recent versions of IE/Outlook by Jayde+Stargunner · · Score: 2

    The auto-preview/run exploit is a PRE IE 5.5 SP2 issue.

    That's right. The auto-launching EXE exploit only affects people:
    a) Running Outlook Express
    b) Running a version of IE before 5.5 SP2.

    Considering that IE 5.5 SP2 is VERY old as it is, people who are still using 5.1 or 5.5 initial release haven't bothered updating their software in years--let alone worrying about security patches.

    Microsoft can make as many patches as they want, but if people don't install them even given the opportunity of two years, what can you do?

    (BTW, I'm not saying that later versions are immune. Just that they won't be auto-infected. All it will do it pop up an Open/Save dialog box at worst...of course, someoen can still run the EXE if they're stupid and get infected.)

    -Jayde

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  139. I've managed to remove all inbound klez activity.. by gavinroy · · Score: 1
    with the simple combination of

    It brought my 20-30 klez emails a day down to 0. :)

  140. Re:I've managed to remove all inbound klez activit by gavinroy · · Score: 1

    Oh and it's reduced my inbound spam by 100% as well :)

  141. Why doesn't someone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    someone should write a virus that sends out a few messages, applys patches, and moves on... on the same note why doesn't someone just write a code red based virus that deletes exisiting codered/red alert infections and applies the required patches then proceeds to find another infection....

  142. Klez not so bad by commodoresloat · · Score: 2

    Sure, deleting these emails is a pain, but it's a lot less time-consuming than giving everyone your advice!

  143. Re:Sircam / Klez == Security wakeup call for idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > No I'm not trolling, but sometimes I wonder if the writers of Klez / Sircam et.al, were infact white-hats trying to show the average MS user to take security seriously and patch there machine!

    The problem with that theory is, the viruses/worms/etc do no substantial local damage - the injure network bandwidth, mail servers, etc, what what real, painful harm do they actually cause to the clueless many who open and spread them? NOTHING.

    No wonder they don't care; they aren't directly affected, it's "someone else's problem".

    Now, if the nasties were to start deleting files off of hard drives, or setting random BIOS passwords, then I'd bet you'd see a lot more clueing in than what's (not) happening now.

  144. It's always MS's dumbed-down design by 21mhz · · Score: 1
    Now I dislike MS as much as the next man, but let's not blame them for all virus emails.

    Most (but not all) email virus/worms are Javascript, Visual Basic or .EXE files that are sent by email. Clueless users double click on these because they are...well...clueless, and think that they are games/pictures/nudey photos of Kournikova, whatever. This activates them, and allows the worm to read the address book and either use Outlook or its own SMTP routine to send itself to all the people in the address book.

    Now for some contrast: Email users under Linux may be just as clueless, but they must explicitly set execution permissions on anything received from the net in order to run it. God forbid auto-running complicated apps for viewing, with the ability to execute scripts -- this will be the dawn of a Linux virus era.
    MS put the "double click" functionality in to make people's lives easier, and on the whole, they have.

    Add to this other "convenient" practices like hiding crucial meta-information from the user's eyesight. I'm talking about file extensions -- yes, Windows is that dumb in deciding over what can be done with a file.
    All that it takes to stop viruses like Klez is for the mail administrator to block attachments with .exe, .js and .vbs extensions (plus some other little tricks)

    Protection of an inherently insecure system with strict border checks is ineffective. Any breach on the border (another file extension to abuse, previously considered safe? .wav? WinAmp vulnerability? Scripts in a text/plain content "intelligently" treated as HTML due to HTML-like tags?), hoopla, your whole system is on its knees.
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  145. You seem suprised by the stupidity of OL users... by hndrcks · · Score: 2

    When those same people regularly bring things that are proven to be dangerous into their homes and they are often ambivalent or even supportive, to say the least, about products which have been statistically shown to lower life expectancy. They will rise up against the laws requiring safe operation of a product and cry "They are taking my liberties away!" Why should (l)users behave any differently when it comes to software? (And for that matter, is it fair to hold software companies to some higher standard of conduct, when other clearly defective products get special legal protection?)

    I agree, the script kiddies and software authors are both culpable - but the idiot users aren't exactly innocent. People use Outlook for the same reason virus writers do - because it's easy, and to hell with the consequences.

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  146. Only 50 infected emails per week? You're Lucky. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We often get 50 a day, sometimes as many as 200+ per day. We've had enough of Exchange/Outlook and are about to install Lotus Notes/Domino instead, this is for a 500+ user city government network.

  147. Fool me once... by SomeOtherGuy · · Score: 2

    I don't use outlook but my wife does. What I find so amazing is that Microsoft can still let this happen after it has happened so many times before. I know it is easy to procure a patch that will fix this problem....But what about the last patch that I applied the last time an "outlook" scripting bug decided to reak havoc on the rest of her system? Why did not that patch disallow any arbitary executing of scripts or programs just by viewing an email in the preview pane? Did they only patch it good enough so that that the current virus of the day would be stopped --- but leave it open for future virii to get in through the same door....different angle. Why were they not smart enough to notice the symptoms the first 50 or so times and somewhere cure the disease along the way? And yet many (not mine) fortune 500 companies still use this software? What a joke -- these are the same companies that screan applicants backgrounds, and have 50000 processes in place to protect other business interests -- yet continue to use software that is like a ticking timebomb that is going off on a weekly basis.

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  148. I feel bad for viruses. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    They usually have such cute names. C'mon, people, all they want to do is nibble on a few files. Where's the harm in that?

    I think I'm going to get a huge hard disk and put MS Windows on it. I'll stick it in a box in the corner, and throw captured virii on it. Kinda like the tank thing the Ghostbusters had. :)

  149. Who modded this a "troll"? by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1, Troll

    Ah, what the heck. I think I'll post this with my +1. I honestly don't know if this will hit 5 Insightful or -1 Troll but I bet it will be one of the two.

    You didn't do it right. You have to say "I'm going to be modded down for this" to get to 5. If you say "I know I'm going to be modded up or modded down" then you get modded down, because you're presenting a choice to the feeble-minded moderator instead of a clear reverse psychology directive. Moderators need to be told which way not to mod your post.

    1. Re:Who modded this a "troll"? by phyxeld · · Score: 1

      I'm quite aware of the "I know this will get modded down" technique...

      I'm experimenting, OK?!
      :)

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  150. I've *NEVER* received an e-mail virus/worm by Kymermosst · · Score: 2

    That's the wonderful thing about having a good ISP, and friends and family who don't use Outlook. (Friends mostly use Linux, family mostly uses Netscape or Hotmail... I'm trying to convert the Hotmail people to something else.)

    To date, I have never received an e-mail virus or worm.

    Now, back in the day when I did a lot of floppy exchange... well, I saw several virii "in the wild."

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  151. tried it, doesn't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the payroll download is defined by Intuit as restricted. we be stuck.

  152. should not have to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1: goto any trouble to un afflict a computer.
    2: reconfigure servers to deal with poorly thought out software
    3: worry about email viruses
    4: bug microsoft to close security holes

    btw should not have to do these things, like in the title

  153. This just in... by gusnz · · Score: 2

    ...latest research indicate that "Foot and Mouth" disease is the first virus unable to spread via Outlook.

    Experts and laymen alike were shocked :).

  154. Now I get it... by MavEtJu · · Score: 2

    Now I get it what microsoft means with "We have created an ecosystem with Windows".

    This is pretty cool. Maybe one day the payload of the virus will be the installer of phat-linux :-)

    Edwin, not a Linux-fan but thought mentioning the possibility was funny.

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  155. You fuckwit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Virii is not a word. If you're going to speak Latin, at least learn it first.

  156. umm.. by Cenam · · Score: 0

    if you get more than 1 a day your a moron for not using filters, and btw, you canget stuff you have to delete on ANY email account, its email not whtyou use to view it. and don't give me that bs about outlook being insecure, because they allow you to change your security settings, it takes at absolute max 30 seconds to hit the checkbox saying do not run scripts..so sick of morons thinking that one os is better than the other or one program better than the other without every using the other..

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  157. IMail Rule by fumble · · Score: 1

    Here's a rule that I use for Imail (a windows mail server) to take all msg's with executable attachments and put them in a folder called "possibleViruses".

    Put this in your rules.ima file (all on one line).

    B~(name=|begin6).*\.(ade|adp|bas|bat|chm|cmd|com |c pl|crt|exe|hlp|hta|inf|ins|isp|js|jse|lnk|mdb|mde| msc|msi|msp|mst|pcd|pif|reg|scr|sct|shs|shb|url|vb |vbe|vbs|wsc|wsf|wsh):possibleViruses

    Here's a list of the executables I scan for:

    .ade:MicrosoftAccessprojectextension
    .adp:Mi crosoftAccessproject
    .bas:MicrosoftVisualBasiccla s smodule
    .bat:Batchfile
    .chm:CompiledHTMLHelpfile
    . cmd:MicrosoftWindowsNTCommandscript
    .com:Microsof t MS-DOSprogram
    .cpl:ControlPanelextension
    .crt:Se cu ritycertificate
    .exe:Program
    .hlp:Helpfile
    .hta :HT MLprogram
    .inf:SetupInformation
    .ins:InternetNam in gService
    .isp:InternetCommunicationsettings
    .js: JS criptfile
    .jse:JscriptEncodedScriptfile
    .lnk:Sho rt cut
    .mdb:MicrosoftAccessprogram
    .mde:MicrosoftAc ce ssMDEdatabase
    .msc:MicrosoftCommonConsoledocument
    . msi:MicrosoftWindowsInstallerpackage
    .msp:Microso f tWindowsInstallerpatch
    .mst:MicrosoftVisualTestso u rcefiles
    .pcd:PhotoCDimage,MicrosoftVisualcompile d script
    .pif:ShortcuttoMS-DOSprogram
    .reg:Registr at ionentries
    .scr:Screensaver
    .sct:WindowsScriptCo mp onent
    .shs:ShellScrapobject
    .shb:ShellScrapobjec t
    . url:Internetshortcut
    .vb:VBScriptfile
    .vbe:VBScr ip tEncodedscriptfile
    .vbs:VBScriptfile
    .wsc:Window sS criptComponent
    .wsf:WindowsScriptfile
    .wsh:Windo ws ScriptHostSettingsfile

  158. actually no by AdmrlNxn · · Score: 1

    If you think about it... of all the people who are capable of hacking into high end servers. I will bet about 90 percent of that group run Linux, FreeBSD or some form of open-source software. Now the typical Linux fan also is a fan of Open Source and usually... almost always a hater or in some way is disgruntled towards Microsoft.

    So why on earth would they hack a Linux server?

    They would naturally attack the source of their grief. It is common sense. Of all the virii I have seen, I have only once seen a virus that attacked Linux and it was specifically Redhat Linux. However, for sometime, since Windows inception into the world as the main OS of use virii have spread wild like the fucking black plague. Linux... 1 that I have heard of.

    I am not saying Linux has superior security, I am saying that Windows, is always being attacked. If you attack your "Enemy" long enough, weaknesses will be revealed. Windows could have just awesome security but everything has flaws. You can't walk around telling me Linux, which has been in BETA since the beginning of time, is more secure. You can't say it is less secure either. Because you don't have a source code comparison.

    I don't think MS has bad security. I just think they are being attacked by (hack,crack,script)-ers more than they should be. Yeah it is a great way to get Linux to be the number one serving platform. You could also level the playing field by getting a few hundred people to sit around all day using vulverabilities in Linux to bring it to its knees.

    It is a relative.

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  159. Outlook Good? Take out the trash. by Erris · · Score: 2
    h, and Taco, Outlook has filtering built in. It's very easy to use and since I've gotten my rules in place I very rarely get spam or any virii showing up in my inbox, maybe you should look into it ;)

    Are you THE famous admin who filtered out all messages with "hi" in the subject line just a while back? So funny how many HIgh fligHIng cHIcagoians HIt tHIs sHIpment HIatus. Oh yeah, my companie's clueless exchange group did this to and deleted all sorts of legitmate email.

    Quick, tell me something about IIE that's easier to set up than a debian box or two running exim! Give up? So do I. Point whatever client you want at it! Add a corporate calender and sheduler as a seperate application, ZOIKS, they can work togeter! Amazing but true, nothing but M$ shit works with M$ shit, and it hardly does that while dishing out viruses and worms for the world.

    My favorite part of this new plauge is that it is an unintentional combination of ancient virus with slightly modified and fast worm. All those, "brainwash" (M$ spokesman's own word) sessions to waste? So sad, too bad, nothing new, get back to work and get rid of that garbage please.

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  160. sounds fucked, all right by Erris · · Score: 2
    Fucking simple solution, unless you wanna argue that clients should execute code from UNKNOWN and UNTRUSTED sources for some reason?

    What a total ludite solution. God forbid someone make a reasonable system with permisions and sandbox clients. Well, M$ did not make a reasonable system, better make sure no one runs anything, let alone write a script or compile a program that makes the computer do something you want it to. Outlook runs as what, "sytem" one click less that "Admin"? There is the problem, not the rest of the world. A good analogy is a house with a roof over half the rooms, Don't let anyone go in there without a rubber! Srcreen saver, music player, greetings card web site, what are you smoking man!? Don't share your work, only M$ can program you know. Don't enjoy your computer, it's like stealing from the company.

    The simple and obvious solution is to NOT BUY M$ junk. With free software the company is root and really owns the machines. The users are free to do what pleases them, as they and their clients can not trump the company. Those that use M$, smart updater and what not are NOT root. M$ and other third parties own their machines and everything on them. Duh.

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    DMCA, Hollings, Palladium. What might have sounded like paranoia is now common sense.
  161. Very good free solution by robinjo · · Score: 2

    I've been running E-mail Sanitizer for a few months. It has worked very well. It only tracks the attachments types instead of actually trying to identify viruses. Therefor it even finds most future Outlook-viruses.

  162. Customer Support/Tech Support Nightmare by Kisai · · Score: 1

    Us working or volunteering to do tech support for companies who publish their e-mail address in the open are getting klez viruses in the customer support e-mail, making it a pain in the royal ass to get any work done when 1 in 5 e-mails is a klez virus (the other 4 are "legit e-mail", "help me I'm an idiot" and the rest "SPAM!")

    And because Klez spoofs the from header... some look like it's coming from spammers.

    Telling people to scan for viruses proves futile, as the people it's "aparently" from aren't the ones sending it.

  163. Re:Outlook Good? Take out the trash. by hetairoi · · Score: 1

    nope, sorry, that wasn't me. I'm sure it was funny, but not everyone who uses MS software is a moron. I'm not going to go to war with you on this, but i can connect to my exchange server with several different email clients (probably more than i even know about).

    I'm not sure what your talking about on setup of a debian box, so i'll leave that alone. but i've had very little problem doing anything i wanted to do with this companies MS software. Sure, there are problems with MS software (more so with the companies business practices) but can you name any piece of software that has ever been released by any company that didn't have ANY bugs?

    on the virus front, i've been here 2 years. not one virus has gotten through. one man's garbage is another man's treasure, we simply have a difference of opinion. I'm not sure why your so angry.

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  164. Possible Marketing Response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder whether the answer to this is for Outlook competitors on Windows or Linux to sell 'virus insurance' against major virus outbreaks. Since most of the major viruses attack iis/outlook/vbscript, the insurance would be pretty cheap. They might even be able to provide a guarantee instead of fee-based insurance. Corporations would look closely at something that could be cheaply insured or that comes with a guarantee (insurance for Outlook I assume would be quite expensive).

  165. Interesting AV problem by cyclist1200 · · Score: 1

    Will antivirus packages clean any infected copy of Klez?