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I wake up this morning, and I see creimer talking shit about someone else's bad spelling.

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Do you just blurt out the first thing that pops into your fat head at any given moment, creimer?

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If you had creimer on your team, no VC would show up in the first place!

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This isn't an unheard of problem. The 1980's TV series, Remington Steele, explained the situation in the intro for each episode: Laura Holt (Stephanie Zimbalist) opens a private investigation agency, gets no business as a woman, and renames the agency with a fictional male owner who is always unavailable. Until a jewel thief steps into the role (Pierce Bronsan), but that's a different problem.

Yeah, I fucking hate people who do that shit.

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"Plus, the book have like, words 'n stuff, and I willn't be so gud with dat stuffs," creimer added askancely.

Have some Spam with Garlic for your whine.

Write a fucking complete sentence with care, and maybe I'll reply.

Except you just replied to an incomplete sentence. Your response is illogical.

Did you think it was a bird and tried to batter and fry it, you overfed digital humpback?

Have some Portuguese Spam with your whine.

Casey Neistat did a video review of the DJI Spark drone. He didn't mention having a problems with the Spark falling out of the sky. Of course, he had a pre-production model first and did a review of the production version shortly after he got it.

If you want to see the future of Facebook in your home, watch "Demon Seed" about an AI that takes over the scientist's home and impregnates the housewife. You may come home one day to find Mark Zuckerburg's offspring waiting for you.

You're about the size of a small moon, so it fits.

Have some Spam with Cheese for your whine.

Hope that making substantially less than minimum wage spamming a technology website at least gets you...I dunnow, job satisfaction?

I bought an Audio-Technica ATH-M30x Professional Studio Monitor Headphones with the "minimum wage" that I earned.

Says a dude that is morbidly obese even while supposedly on a low-calorie, low-carb diet.

A smaller government obviously requires skinnier people. Check out my blog post where I lost ten pounds in ten weeks after getting the Greater Goods Basic Bathroom Scale for $20 to accurately measure my weight when the gym scales stopped thunking at 350 pounds.

She should have stored it in a fireproof and explosion proof bag.

Casey Neistat did a video review of the DJI Spark drone. Unfortunately, he can't fly it in New York City since he's under investigation by the FAA. I guess NYC is a no fly zone with the Trumps out of town.

Are you really trying to engage with creimer, and expecting sanity? The porcine failure always changes his story, sometimes within the same sentence! Assuming he didn't forget entire words.

Have some Spam with Cheese for your whine.

In any case as a tech site I would think Slashdot is a good fit for this. Imagine a backpropagation algorithm that utilizes time travel!

One of my favorite James P. Hogan novel was "Thrice Upon A Time", where an engineer develops a computer that send email forward or backward in time. Whenever an email got send backward in time, it reset the timeline at the point where the email got received. The story got reset three times before the engineer decides to leave it alone.

You look fat & autistic, Creimer

1) I don't post as AC.
2) Don't blame me for your own trolls, troll.
3) Have some Spam with Tocino Seasoning.

Not a coincidence that after the U.S. Dept. of Justice filed an antitrust case, Microsoft's lobbying bill went from $0 to millions of dollars each year. See "Breaking Windows: How Bill Gates Fumbled the Future of Microsoft" by David Bank.

You even sell three of your crappy attempts at "literature" yet?

1) I don't write "literature" as I don't have an M.F.A. degree in underwear sniffing.
2) I've been selling ebooks since 2010.
3) Have some Spam with Cheese.

Casey Neistat did a video review of "American Kingpin: The Epic Hunt for the Criminal Mastermind Behind the Silk Road" by Nick Bilton. I haven't read it yet but looks like a good read.

I'll bet you keep Grindr and the Chick-fil-A coupon app going, right?

Close but not cigar. Kindle and email.

About your sig, how about losing ten pounds by not stealing children's cheeseburgers, you fat fraud?

Another senseless post. Have some Chorizo Spam.

Which one of your three bent neurons caused your ham-like fists to pound out that senseless post?

I responded to a senseless post. Have some Portuguese Spam.

Imagine how many cheeseburgers you could absorb during a three hour lunch?

I haven't had Hamburger Helper Cheeseburger with ground turkey in years.

I heard Stephen King is writing a book called Creistine, about a car that roams the streets in search of cheeseburgers and dick pics.

I read that book, "From a Buick 8". There were some cheeseburgers, someone being a dick, and some pics.

Sigh, switched to telling corny jokes to get some karma back I guess. Leave.

1) I don't need points for my Excellent Karma. 2) Have some Portuguese Spam.

Creimer once again trying to gain some karma so he can spam affiliate links.

1) I don't need points for my Excellent Karma. 2) Have some Portuguese Spam.

We think it's an artificial stupidity program that got loose.

That would be the founding of Twitter (see "Hatching Twitter: A True Story of Money, Power, Friendship, and Betrayal" by Nick Bilton)

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The god made creimer and nixed all his previous efforts.

You can read all about that in "Job: A Comedy of Justice" by Robert A. Heinlein.

why creimer's salary is so low

https://github.com/CDReimer

1. I'm not a professional programmer, but you already know that.
2. I created that account to access GitHub features.
3. Someday Really Soon(TM) I'll publish my Slashdot comment history scraper Python script to GitHub.
4. ...
5. "I'm Feeling Lucky: The Confessions of Google Employee Number 59" by Douglas Edwards is a popular book on Slashdot.

You've only made about 700 posts total on here over three years.

According to my Slashdot comment history scraper script:

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Total Time: 00:18:42.00

You simply couldn't have made 1000+ affiliate links.

I've posted 3,570 comments this year. That's 1/3 of my total comments, which means 1/3 were affiliate links.

It's impossible, you fat disgusting liar.

You need to read, "The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People: Powerful Lessons in Personal Change" by Stephen R. Covey. A great book. I first read it while in college in the early 1990's.

Casey Neistat did a video review of "American Kingpin: The Epic Hunt for the Criminal Mastermind Behind the Silk Road" by Nick Bilton. The Silk Road was the black market of the Internet where you could have gotten anything. I haven't read it yet but looks like a good read.

Oh, no. I was so big as a baby that my parents took me home in a bowling ball bag.

The story of "Harrison Bergeron" by Kurt Vonnegut, which can be found in "Welcome to the Monkey House", where the government restricts everyone to be average: the beautiful wear masks, the athletic wear weights, and the intelligent have radio implants to make them stupid..

I can't take a fart without the Amazon Dot chirping in response. Pretty annoying.

Creimer's dad taught him that babies are born from a woman's anus because that's how creimer's mother had him.

My parents never talked to me about sex. I learned it all from "The Joy of Sex" that I read at the library.

Here's an answer in grammar you seem capable of parsing: he will not had better done that never at any time at all.

I suggest you read "On Writing," where Stephen King confessed his literary sins that got through the editorial process. Most of his early horror novels were written in a drug haze, some of which he had no recollection of ever writing.

Nope, just creimer, being an obnoxious shilling cunt by spamming his affiliate links all over Slashdot so he can make a few pennies extra to afford power bars next month.

I just order a three-month supply of Cliff, FiberOne and PowerBar for $90 out of my regular paycheck. Money from Slashdot is going towards new ebook covers at $20 each.

Nope, just creimer, being an obnoxious shilling cunt by spamming his affiliate links all over Slashdot so he can make a few pennies extra to afford power bars next month.

I just order a three-month supply of Cliff, FiberOne and PowerBar for $90 out of my regular paycheck. Money from Slashdot is going towards new ebook covers at $20 each.

Nope, just creimer, being an obnoxious shilling cunt by spamming his affiliate links all over Slashdot so he can make a few pennies extra to afford power bars next month.

I just order a three-month supply of Cliff, FiberOne and PowerBar for $90 out of my regular paycheck. Money from Slashdot is going towards new ebook covers at $20 each.

Has anyone read "Artificial Intelligence with Python" by Prateek Joshi? Is it any good?

No amazon affiliate links to your favorite wines, cheeses, crackers, and noise-cancelling headphones, creimer?

According to Amazon, their number one best seller is the Cowin E-7 Active Noise Cancelling Wireless Bluetooth Over-ear Stereo Headphones for $69.99 (list price is $199.99). Never tried them myself. YMMV.

The business of high speed trades is finding the shortest distance between the trader's server and the stock exchange server, as detailed in "Flash Boys: A Wall Street Revolt" by Michael Lewis. Beaming packets of data into the stock exchange server is probably no faster than having your server 1U above/below the stock exchange server in the rack.

I'm not sure how your comment is supposed to help Slashdot with this discussion.

Once my skinny vanilla latte kicks in, I'm sure it will make perfect sense.