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Was Jesus a NIGGER?


Many people are surprised to discover that Christ was a black man, but when one looks at Christ's lineage one discovers that He has numerous Hamatic Ancestors, with Tamar, Rahab, Ruth, Naomi, Bathsheba and Jezabel being the most notable.

Here are the facts:

• In ancient times, including Jesus' time, the Arabian peninsula was considered part of what we now call Africa, not "the Near East" or "the Middle East".
• Christianity is frequently portrayed as "the White Man's religion". The truth is that most of the people in the Bible were people of color (i.e., not "Anglo"): Semitics, blacks, and Mediterranean, e.g., Romans.
• In the United States today the general view on whether someone is "black" is the One-Drop Rule -- if a person has any black ancestors s/he is considered "black", even with a clearly Anglo skin color, e.g., Mariah Carry, Vanessa L. Williams, LaToya Jackson.
• Jesus' male ancestors trace a line from Shem. However, ethnically and racially, they were mixed Semitic and Hamitic from the times spent in captivity in Egypt and Babylon. Rahab and probably Tamar were Canaanites. Although Canaanites spoke a Semitic language, they were descendants of Ham through his son Canaan. Bethsheba, who had been the wife of Uriah the Hittite, probably was a Hamitic (black) Hittite herself.

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here, that was me just a few minutes ago. Suck my dick.

Everybody's thought about automobile systems that drive for you, and I think most of us suspect it will simply be a matter of time before it happens.

Think about it: Doing a similar system in the air is a great place to learn about how to do this with cars...since asside from takeoff and landing, there's a much bigger tollerance for error in the wide blue skys.

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Oh god. I'm so tired of posts like the parent. Slashdot's advertising is those banners at the top.

Not story placement.

Everytime someone mentions some comercial entity on slashdot some AC or troll thinks it's not an ad. ITS NOT AN AD. The editors posted this story because they thought we'd think it was interesting. And it is.

Also, if you don't like slashdot, you can leave. We won't be crying :)

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There's nothing funny about the sheer volume of plagiarised posts made today. Stupid little kiddies are trying to make the site unreadable, and they're getting close to succeeding.

Are you GAY?
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Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

First, you have to obtain and read the Regional Transportation Plan for the Maricopa Association of Governments sponsored by the Arizona Department of Transportation. You must take a test to verify your knowledge of the plan. The test consists of 6 questions:

1. How many lanes will US 60 be from Val Vista to Power Rd?
2. What is the scope and span of I-10R?
3. What is the Wickenberg Bypass?
4. When will the Williams Gateway Freeway be built?
5. What is planned for I-17 from McDowell to Dunlap?
6. What is planned for US-60 (Grand Avenue)? How much money is set-aside?

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Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership. Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! >[? If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.easynews.com as one of the EFNet servers.

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I'm pretty good at smelling a troll, and this one reeks. A quick search of Google shows us that this exact same comment was posted here over 2 months ago. The parent is probably using the Anti-Slash Database Tool to find and search out previous popular posts.

In addition, the parent is a brand-new account, with an already rich posting history of highly-moderated comments, some of which are reposted from older articles.

Also, if you carefully read between the lines, you will notice the posts by this user bear a striking resembelance to those of Sir Haxalot, Pingular, and Steve 'Rim' Jobs, all of which are accounts created by the same user for the purposes of karma-whoring and building up large amounts of karma very quickly in an effor to use this to his advantage while trolling.

Please moderate his post down so this trolling karma-whore will not be able to annoy others and carefully work the system. If you fear the wrath of Meta-mod, you can always rate him as "Overrated" which gives negative karma but does not go to M2.

This has been a public service announcement from a helpful Slashdot user. Posted anonymously to avoid the groupthink.

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This is another great example of slashdot's editors twisting the facts to make a story more interesting. For this and many other transgressions, I humbly submit that the answer be found in sacred jihad against slashdot's editors. .

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This user is using recycled stolen posts to karma whore

Please mod bomb this karma whore.

This post is stolen. Please downmod all posts from this user.

This guy is a karma whore... please mod bomb.

ROTFL... but I am honored.

If you are going to steal one of my previous posts, please remove my name from the post before you hit submit.

This guy is using a database of highly ranked posts to boost his karma.

Davak

This was originally posted by plexxer, I think it had comment ID 7611297.

Spotted it here

With or without VoIP regulation, a global P2P (PSTN-connected) voice network emerge..

How? The article talks about Asterix-to-asterix networks bypassing telcos totally. Also VoIP providers routing IP only to each other to end call termination costs.

I beleve that the Larger Asterix networks and VoIP providers will enter into call peering agreements just like the early internet.

It start out as hobbyists setting up Asterisk Open Source PBX boxes connected to their home POTS line.

Will some form of ENUM allow least cost routing to boxes sitting in basements and garages around the world?

If an ITSP in Europe can setup an Asterisk box with PSTN access and start offering US phone numbers and vice-versa, will global number plans become obsolete? What effect will the ridiculously low barrier to entry for VoIP have on telecommunications?

2004 Will be interesting indeed.

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I have to say that it's comments like yours that keep me feeling appreciated for my work. Thank you for sharing your experience with me.

Plesae join the slashdot jihad and fight the injustice.

--The Man with the plan

Switch from drinking 5 cups of coffee everyday to drinking 4, and have one cup of apple cider or hot chocolate. Go down in one day increments, but still have a hot beverage as a replacement. Once you get to about a week or so off caffeine, there should be no headache problems. If you start to get a real bad urge, drink tea instead (not as addictive to me as coffee, I don't know about others).

WARNING: When you start drinking coffee again, use moderation. It is very easy to fall off the wagon.

Sincerely,
Starbucks Anonymous

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Speak of the devil, I just saw something on this over at tubgirl tech archive.

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First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE (Click Here to download the ~280MB MPEG off of BitTorrent)

Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.easynews.com as one of the EFNet servers.
If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.

If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

This post brought to you by Penisbird , a proud member of the GNAA

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Note to moderators: The DB tool that this guy's sig refers to is a program he wrote designed to find posts that will get him Karma (he posts other people's comments). Please don't mod him up.

It would be immature of me to suggest that you crap flood his site, but why not. Fight fire with fire.

First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE (Click Here to download the ~280MB MPEG off of BitTorrent)

Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.easynews.com as one of the EFNet servers.
If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.

If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

This post brought to you by Penisbird , a proud member of the GNAA

I am protesting Slashdot's chronic abuse of its readers and subscribers. Please visit www.anti-slash.org and help us!
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Was Jesus a NIGGER?


Many people are surprised to discover that Christ was a black man, but when one looks at Christ's lineage one discovers that He has numerous Hamatic Ancestors, with Tamar, Rahab, Ruth, Naomi, Bathsheba and Jezabel being the most notable.

Here are the facts:

• In ancient times, including Jesus' time, the Arabian peninsula was considered part of what we now call Africa, not "the Near East" or "the Middle East".
• Christianity is frequently portrayed as "the White Man's religion". The truth is that most of the people in the Bible were people of color (i.e., not "Anglo"): Semitics, blacks, and Mediterranean, e.g., Romans.
• In the United States today the general view on whether someone is "black" is the One-Drop Rule -- if a person has any black ancestors s/he is considered "black", even with a clearly Anglo skin color, e.g., Mariah Carry, Vanessa L. Williams, LaToya Jackson.
• Jesus' male ancestors trace a line from Shem. However, ethnically and racially, they were mixed Semitic and Hamitic from the times spent in captivity in Egypt and Babylon. Rahab and probably Tamar were Canaanites. Although Canaanites spoke a Semitic language, they were descendants of Ham through his son Canaan. Bethsheba, who had been the wife of Uriah the Hittite, probably was a Hamitic (black) Hittite herself.

GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to any of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE (Click Here to download the ~280MB MPEG off of BitTorrent)

Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.easynews.com as one of the EFNet servers.
If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.

If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

This post brought to you by RKZ , a proud member of the GNAA

I am protesting Slashdot's chronic abuse of its readers and subscribers. Please visit www.anti-slash.org and help us!
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First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE (Click Here to download the ~280MB MPEG off of BitTorrent)

Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.easynews.com as one of the EFNet servers.
If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.

If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

This post brought to you by Penisbird , a proud member of the GNAA

I am protesting Slashdot's chronic abuse of its readers and subscribers. Please visit www.anti-slash.org and help us!
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I got annoyed at the slashdot comments last time there was security hole in OpenSSH and wrote this page (copy pasted below). I count OpenSSL as insecure software - we need a secure replacement. GNUTLS looks somewhat better, but I don't trust it too much either.

Why is some software more secure than others?

How do you measure software security?

Here's my definition on what is secure software.

Intro

I get really tired of seeing these kinds of comments every time some widely used software has security holes:

• No software is secure. The difference is how quickly they fix it.
• It's good that they were found. Now we have less security holes.
• Popular software gets more security audits which is why they seem to have more security holes.

While they may be partially true, I think they're also very misleading and disparages the hard work that some secure software authors have done.

Simplicity Is Security

The difference between secure and insecure software is really the coding techniques being used by it's authors. Authors of secure software do everything they can to prevent accidental mistakes from ever happening. Authors of insecure software just fixes the accidental mistakes. There are very few secure software authors.

Auditing insecure software doesn't make it secure. Sendmail is a good example of this. It's been audited countless times by competent people. The simplest mistakes were catched easily long time ago, but a few very difficult to find vulnerabilities were found only recently.

How do secure software authors then avoid the kind of security holes that are difficult to find? By keeping the code simple. The code doesn't get secure by polluting it with tons of security checks. It gets secure by keeping the security checks in as few places as possible.

Auditing secure software is easy. You can just quickly browse through most of the sources without having to stop and look at it carefully. Everything just looks clean, simple and correct. vsftpd is a good example of this.

Sure, it's still possible that secure software has some security holes occationally. It just happens a lot less often (if ever) and usually the problems are less critical. For example none of the security holes in Postfix have lead to arbitrary code execution or being able to read other peoples mails. Denial of Service attacks are nothing compared to them.

(some examples in the web page not included)