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Re:ingredients
Guar Gum is an extract of the Guar bean. Like all gums, It's a polysaccharide (chemical made up of multiple sugar units, such as starch or cellulose) which helps thicken things up (much like adding corn starch or even flour would, only moreso.)
IIRC, nutritionally speaking most gums are about the same as soluble fiber: undigestible bulk. I', having a hard time finding any actual info on the nutritional effects of gums as searches usually come up with chewing gum or the gums in your mouth.
But yes, I would say that vegetables and spices really shouldn't count against the ingredient count. And avoiding something when you don't know what it is can be a good idea, at least untill you research it and find out that it's safe. Sort of like MSG: it really is not unhealthy as many people would have you believe, unless you are MSG sensitive. It's basically just an amino acid, and usually derived from kelp or soy. In fact, any "savory" herb is loaded with MSG. The main dietary concern (besides MSG sensitivity) is actually the sodium, but the salt that it replaces in flavoring food would carry far more sodium.
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Re:Let me get this straight...They have pork rind buffets? Like... an entire buffet of pork rinds?
I suspect that even at the headquarters of Atkins Nutritionals you wont find a buffet made up entirely or pork scratchings. Although it is a permitted food on the diet
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GNAA Launches Attack on Slashdot Parent CompanyGNAA Launches Attack on Slashdot Parent Company
Fremont, CaliforniaThe Holiday of Jew's Revenge, September 11th, was bloodied once again this year. Officials say Gay Nigger Association of America member Tar_Baby stole a Cessna jet from a nearby airfield and crashed it into Open Source Technology Group headquarters, completely demolishing the building, as well as crushing and incinerating everyone inside.
Audio logs recovered via the jet's black box portrayed a disturbing course of events onboard the plane. Passengers were heard screaming for their lives as the terrorist raped and killed the male members of the plane by what was thought to be rupturing their colons with a gigantic black dildo with nails punched out the sides, based on evidence collected at the scene.
Within minutes of the attack, GNAA officials telephoned major news networks claiming responsibility, and promised to continue their campaign of destruction as long as an Open Source movement still existed. This is believed to be the major tenet of the 'Gay Nigger Jihad', first mentioned months ago during GNAA's campaign against AOL.
This comes almost simultaneously after OSTG recently changed their name from the Open Source Development Network (OSDN), in attempt to distance itself from name long associated with failure, stupidity, zealotry, and Cowboyneal. It was also part of a last ditch effort to convince investors not to steal a Cessna and fly it into the headquarters themselves.
Update: A few hours after the crash, the rescue team found what is believed to be the only survivor. CmdrTaco was found in a coma inside OSTG basement, still firmly gripping his tiny cock. In his other hand, he was holding a photo of a muscular black male, signed by "Gary Niger of GNAA". CmdrTaco was rushed to a hospital, and his condition remains critical.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!- First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.
- Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
- Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to
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GNAA Launches Attack on Slashdot Parent CompanyGNAA Launches Attack on Slashdot Parent Company
Fremont, CaliforniaThe Holiday of Jew's Revenge, September 11th, was bloodied once again this year. Officials say Gay Nigger Association of America member Tar_Baby stole a Cessna jet from a nearby airfield and crashed it into Open Source Technology Group headquarters, completely demolishing the building, as well as crushing and incinerating everyone inside.
Audio logs recovered via the jet's black box portrayed a disturbing course of events onboard the plane. Passengers were heard screaming for their lives as the terrorist raped and killed the male members of the plane by what was thought to be rupturing their colons with a gigantic black dildo with nails punched out the sides, based on evidence collected at the scene.
Within minutes of the attack, GNAA officials telephoned major news networks claiming responsibility, and promised to continue their campaign of destruction as long as an Open Source movement still existed. This is believed to be the major tenet of the 'Gay Nigger Jihad', first mentioned months ago during GNAA's campaign against AOL.
This comes almost simultaneously after OSTG recently changed their name from the Open Source Development Network (OSDN), in attempt to distance itself from name long associated with failure, stupidity, zealotry, and Cowboyneal. It was also part of a last ditch effort to convince investors not to steal a Cessna and fly it into the headquarters themselves.
Update: A few hours after the crash, the rescue team found what is believed to be the only survivor. CmdrTaco was found in a coma inside OSTG basement, still firmly gripping his tiny cock. In his other hand, he was holding a photo of a muscular black male, signed by "Gary Niger of GNAA". CmdrTaco was rushed to a hospital, and his condition remains critical.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!- First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.
- Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
- Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to
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GNAA Launches Attack on Slashdot Parent Company
GNAA Launches Attack on Slashdot Parent Company
Fremont, CaliforniaThe Holiday of Jew's Revenge, September 11th, was bloodied once again this year. Officials say Gay Nigger Association of America member Tar_Baby stole a Cessna jet from a nearby airfield and crashed it into Open Source Technology Group headquarters, completely demolishing the building, as well as crushing and incinerating everyone inside.
Audio logs recovered via the jet's black box portrayed a disturbing course of events onboard the plane. Passengers were heard screaming for their lives as the terrorist raped and killed the male members of the plane by what was thought to be rupturing their colons with a gigantic black dildo with nails punched out the sides, based on evidence collected at the scene.
Within minutes of the attack, GNAA officials telephoned major news networks claiming responsibility, and promised to continue their campaign of destruction as long as an Open Source movement still existed. This is believed to be the major tenet of the 'Gay Nigger Jihad', first mentioned months ago during GNAA's campaign against AOL.
This comes almost simultaneously after OSTG recently changed their name from the Open Source Development Network (OSDN), in attempt to distance itself from name long associated with failure, stupidity, zealotry, and Cowboyneal. It was also part of a last ditch effort to convince investors not to steal a Cessna and fly it into the headquarters themselves.
Update: A few hours after the crash, the rescue team found what is believed to be the only survivor. CmdrTaco was found in a coma inside OSTG basement, still firmly gripping his tiny cock. In his other hand, he was holding a photo of a muscular black male, signed by "Gary Niger of GNAA". CmdrTaco was rushed to a hospital, and his condition remains critical.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!- First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.
- Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
- Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be requir
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GNAA Launches Attack on Slashdot Parent CompanyGNAA Launches Attack on Slashdot Parent Company
Fremont, CaliforniaThe Holiday of Jew's Revenge, September 11th, was bloodied once again this year. Officials say Gay Nigger Association of America member Tar_Baby stole a Cessna jet from a nearby airfield and crashed it into Open Source Technology Group headquarters, completely demolishing the building, as well as crushing and incinerating everyone inside.
Audio logs recovered via the jet's black box portrayed a disturbing course of events onboard the plane. Passengers were heard screaming for their lives as the terrorist raped and killed the male members of the plane by what was thought to be rupturing their colons with a gigantic black dildo with nails punched out the sides, based on evidence collected at the scene.
Within minutes of the attack, GNAA officials telephoned major news networks claiming responsibility, and promised to continue their campaign of destruction as long as an Open Source movement still existed. This is believed to be the major tenet of the 'Gay Nigger Jihad', first mentioned months ago during GNAA's campaign against AOL.
This comes almost simultaneously after OSTG recently changed their name from the Open Source Development Network (OSDN), in attempt to distance itself from name long associated with failure, stupidity, zealotry, and Cowboyneal. It was also part of a last ditch effort to convince investors not to steal a Cessna and fly it into the headquarters themselves.
Update: A few hours after the crash, the rescue team found what is believed to be the only survivor. CmdrTaco was found in a coma inside OSTG basement, still firmly gripping his tiny cock. In his other hand, he was holding a photo of a muscular black male, signed by "Gary Niger of GNAA". CmdrTaco was rushed to a hospital, and his condition remains critical.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!- First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.
- Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
- Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to
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GNAA Launches Attack on Slashdot Parent CompanyGNAA Launches Attack on Slashdot Parent Company
Fremont, CaliforniaThe Holiday of Jew's Revenge, September 11th, was bloodied once again this year. Officials say Gay Nigger Association of America member Tar_Baby stole a Cessna jet from a nearby airfield and crashed it into Open Source Technology Group headquarters, completely demolishing the building, as well as crushing and incinerating everyone inside.
Audio logs recovered via the jet's black box portrayed a disturbing course of events onboard the plane. Passengers were heard screaming for their lives as the terrorist raped and killed the male members of the plane by what was thought to be rupturing their colons with a gigantic black dildo with nails punched out the sides, based on evidence collected at the scene.
Within minutes of the attack, GNAA officials telephoned major news networks claiming responsibility, and promised to continue their campaign of destruction as long as an Open Source movement still existed. This is believed to be the major tenet of the 'Gay Nigger Jihad', first mentioned months ago during GNAA's campaign against AOL.
This comes almost simultaneously after OSTG recently changed their name from the Open Source Development Network (OSDN), in attempt to distance itself from name long associated with failure, stupidity, zealotry, and Cowboyneal. It was also part of a last ditch effort to convince investors not to steal a Cessna and fly it into the headquarters themselves.
Update: A few hours after the crash, the rescue team found what is believed to be the only survivor. CmdrTaco was found in a coma inside OSTG basement, still firmly gripping his tiny cock. In his other hand, he was holding a photo of a muscular black male, signed by "Gary Niger of GNAA". CmdrTaco was rushed to a hospital, and his condition remains critical.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!- First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.
- Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
- Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to
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Re:I don't play DDR.
All experts agree in any case that saturated fats and trans-unsaturated fats are unhealthy.
The problem with making blanket statements is that they are nearly always false. Whether or not it's true, whether or not you think Taubes has an agenda, not everyone believes that it particularly matters what kind of fat you take in.
From the article I linked:
But it gets even weirder than that. Foods considered more or less deadly under the low-fat dogma turn out to be comparatively benign if you actually look at their fat content. More than two-thirds of the fat in a porterhouse steak, for instance, will definitively improve your cholesterol profile (at least in comparison with the baked potato next to it); it's true that the remainder will raise your L.D.L., the bad stuff, but it will also boost your H.D.L. The same is true for lard. If you work out the numbers, you come to the surreal conclusion that you can eat lard straight from the can and conceivably reduce your risk of heart disease.
The real issue is that you have to eat appropriately for your activity, and one thing that dieticians DO agree upon is that we are eating too many processed carbohydrates and too many carbs in general as a nation.
Cut out saturated fats if you must, but mostly you should consider that if you're not burning what you take in, you're going to get fatter. Also you should realize that the more highly processed carbohydrates are (or the simpler they are, some of them start that way, like sugars) the faster they will metabolize and if you're not burning them as fast as they're converted they're probably going to be stored as fat.
Some alcohol carries a lot of calories, some doesn't. Scotch, vodka, gin, and similar alcohols have nearly no sugar in them, it's all been converted to alcohol. HOWEVER, your body turns to alcohol first so you are not burning fat or even carbohydrates you've taken in while there is alcohol in your system.
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Re:Coffee, beer, what's next?Now I just need to find out bacon is healthy too...
Um, heard of the Atkins Diet? More and more evidance is showing that blood cholesterol is produced by the liver when blood sugar is high, not from eating it. Most people on the Atkins Diet see an improvement in HDL/LDL ratio, and a dramatic reduction in triglycerides.
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Re:What about the dangers?
He also had a heart attack last year. Some doctor he is!
Atkins' cardiac arrest was a result of cardiomyopathy, caused by an infection he contracted while overseas. Due to his otherwise excellent health, even this was non-fatal; Atkins died of complications caused by severe head trauma.
Get your facts straight, dipshit.
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Re:research about atkinsMod down not up.
More studies proved this is BS.
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No Caffeine?
How can this diet become popular with hackers if it involves giving up caffeine?
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Re:Which version of Atkins?
I do the "whatever my wife feels like cooking" version of Atkins... more fish than pork. I do try to avoid saturated/trans fat when I can. I love avocados and mac nuts, which are both good in that regard.
I googled and got several articles off the Atkins site.
- http://atkins.com/Archive/2002/1/11-235251.html
- http://atkins.com/Archive/2003/4/16-90624.html
- http://atkins.com/Archive/2002/8/27-27052.html
As for being a guinea pig - sorry pal, whatever you do, you're taking someone's word for it. The human metabolism is just not fully understood yet by anyone. You're a guinea pig if you're on any diet. The only way out is to eat whatever you feel like.
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Re:Which version of Atkins?
I do the "whatever my wife feels like cooking" version of Atkins... more fish than pork. I do try to avoid saturated/trans fat when I can. I love avocados and mac nuts, which are both good in that regard.
I googled and got several articles off the Atkins site.
- http://atkins.com/Archive/2002/1/11-235251.html
- http://atkins.com/Archive/2003/4/16-90624.html
- http://atkins.com/Archive/2002/8/27-27052.html
As for being a guinea pig - sorry pal, whatever you do, you're taking someone's word for it. The human metabolism is just not fully understood yet by anyone. You're a guinea pig if you're on any diet. The only way out is to eat whatever you feel like.
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Re:Which version of Atkins?
I do the "whatever my wife feels like cooking" version of Atkins... more fish than pork. I do try to avoid saturated/trans fat when I can. I love avocados and mac nuts, which are both good in that regard.
I googled and got several articles off the Atkins site.
- http://atkins.com/Archive/2002/1/11-235251.html
- http://atkins.com/Archive/2003/4/16-90624.html
- http://atkins.com/Archive/2002/8/27-27052.html
As for being a guinea pig - sorry pal, whatever you do, you're taking someone's word for it. The human metabolism is just not fully understood yet by anyone. You're a guinea pig if you're on any diet. The only way out is to eat whatever you feel like.
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Spam (TM) is still popular
The owner of the house where I'm presently staying has long enjoyed Spam. He has spam and eggs for breakfast every morning. I tried him on sausage and eggs but he preferred the spam. I've had it with him a few times, it's not bad though I prefer corned beef hash and eggs myself. It's definitely better fried or otherwise cooked than cold out of the can.
Spam is $2.58 locally for a (10 oz.?) can, which says that a lot of people agree with him. That's more expensive than most breakfast meats or canned meats.
Hormel should NOT be abused for this action. They are entirely within their rights, they must defend their trademark or lose it (obligatory example: Aspirin is still a trademark in Canada, but it was lost in the US long ago because the owners didn't defend it to the court's satisfaction.)
As others have noted, Hormel has shown good humor and tolerance in allowing use of the term.
I'd really enjoy it if they used the UCE-spam problem in a TV and Web advertising campaign, it could be hilarious! I'd enjoy a series of humorous "Good Spam, Bad Spam" scenarios, or they could sponsor an online "Geek Coder Spam recipe contest"
No doubt it's generated new awareness of their product. I hope they acquire a new generation of Spam eaters. Go, Hormel!!
Spam is a better geekfood than Twinkies and Jolt. It no doubt qualifies for the Atkins diet, which would be a very good idea for a lot of overweight sedentary geeks. Go, buy a can, microwave a slice! Support Hormel for their good humor, and dump those "freedom fries".