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Coffee is a "Health Drink"

WoodenRobot writes "Not that it would stop an Italian or a techie from drinking the stuff, but Chiara Trombetti, of the Humanitas Gavazzeni institute of Bergamo has reported that coffee, especially espresso, is good for you and provides numerous health benefits. All the more reason to tuck into a cup o' Joe - but no more than 3 or 4 cups a day."

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  1. Cheers by Shivaji+Maharaj · · Score: 3, Funny

    For Good health - there's my first dose - nothing like a rich black brazilian coffee

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    1. Re:Cheers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Coffee is a powerful drug. It gives you health benefits at the cost of health problems and addiction.

      You might as well be saying cocaine is a "health powder"

    2. re: cheers by ed.han · · Score: 1

      quoth the article:

      "chiara trombetti, of the humanitas gavazzeni institute of bergamo..."

      am i alone in finding this more than mildly ironic?

      ed

    3. Re:Cheers by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 2, Interesting

      you do know that the lighter the coffie the more caffine there is right?

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    4. Re:Cheers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry dude, only itlaian expresso works

      Try again

    5. Re:Cheers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Cocaine is healthy in its natural form (chewed leaf or leaves used as a tea). It took "intelligent" white man to reduce it to a hydrochloride salt and ruin it. In its natural form it is very nutritious (the highest amount of calcium in any plant known, for starters) and does not cause problems because the high isn't a rapid up after snorting it and a rapid down after it wears off, leaving you craving more. Chewed or used as a tea it comes on slow, lasts all day, and wears off by night.

    6. Re: cheers by Eccles · · Score: 1

      Care to explain? Are you referring to oil of bergamot in Earl Gray tea?

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    7. Re:Cheers by Solosoft · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Coffee might be a powerfull drug but it's sort of like smoking. Quitting it can be hard because of habit not the actual drinking.

      When you make a pot of coffee the house has that nice coffee smell and even to pour the coffee into your mug has that nice sound. The first sip in the morning etc etc.

      Coffee as an addiction is more of a mental thing then it is a physical thing. Same with smoking.

      Don't compare coffee to coke ... but compare it to smokes and your set

    8. Re:Cheers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Eh? Are you trying to say cigarettes are not a physical addiction? And cocaine is?

      I think you're way out of whack here, son. Cocaine is much more psychological than physical (crack excepted, of course). Cigarettes are a real physical addiction. Why do you think people have "nic fits"?

      Plus: coffee does indeed have a minor physical addictiveness (similar to cocaine). In fact cocaine and coffee have similar effects on the body and mind, although of course attenuated for coffee.

      So to sum up: you crazy, boy.

    9. Re:Cheers by macthulhu · · Score: 1

      Hi. "Powerful Drug?". Please. Comparing coffee to cocaine is retarded.

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    10. Re:Cheers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do people who don't know what the FUCK they are talking about always get modded up?

      Are you nerds here so without real life experience that you'll actually listen to this fool's hoo-ha???

    11. Re:Cheers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Coffee is a powerful drug.

      Why don't you try a powerful drug first before calling coffee one? Powerful my ass...

    12. re: cheers by ed.han · · Score: 1

      yep; figured it didn't require additional info in this crowd, to be honest, courtesy of a certain starfleet captain...

      ed

    13. Re:Cheers by azav · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Coffee and cocaine work along the same neurological reward processes.

      http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2002-08/u ot s-uss082802.php

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    14. Re:Cheers by azav · · Score: 1

      SORRY - Caffeine and Cocaine work along the same reward processes.

      Monday morning and I haven't had my coc caffeine yet.

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    15. Re:Cheers by gfxguy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've always loved that! Seeing someone act all wired after an espresso and yet perfectly normal at other times after two or three cups of the regular stuff.

      It's psychological. The stronger the taste, the stronger people think it is.

      I've also had people refuse to believe it. Whatever.

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    16. Re:Cheers by macthulhu · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So, when is the last time somebody pulled a home invasion and killed a family to get money to buy coffee? I mean, I'm kind of scary in the moring before my first cup, but seriously...

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    17. Re:Cheers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe he's talking about in its basic (e.g. chemical or natural) form.

      He's not talking about processed coffee vs. refined cocaine.

    18. Re:Cheers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Earth to macthulu:

      Turn off the computer. Turn off the televsion. Walk outside.

      Yes, it's a big, bright world out there. No, it's not as scary as the pinheads in the media would like you to believe.

    19. Re:Cheers by Solosoft · · Score: 1

      Simmer down ...

      What im trying to say is an addicion is more then JUST a physical addiction. People like the habbits of what they do. That is usually the hardest part of quitting smoking and such (well it was for me)

      I had the same habit of going to the coffee shop and having my smoke and coffee. It's hard going to the coffee shop and not want my smoke and coffee.

      Hopefully It explained somthing ...

    20. Re:Cheers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It is similar in some ways to crystal meth or speed, they are both stimulants. Speed is always in a pure form though because it is synthetic. People end up snorting, smoking, and shooting it up and have a lot of problems similar to cocaine used in the same way. Orally is still the safest way to use it, but they are different drugs and I am not trying to defend speed, just put it into perspective.

      I did not say white man is evil, I just poked at his (my, I am white) intelligence. Europeans found natives using coca leaf and studied it scientifically. They found the active chemical and threw the rest away thinking what they were doing was a good or smart thing to do. The USA has a lot of problems with cocaine hydrochloride (the stuff you snort), and cocaine freebase (the stuff you smoke, aka crack). The natives still to this day simply chew the leaf. They are also better for it. We should learn from them, and our own mistakes, and realise that we made a mistake. Instead we see ourselves suffering because of our own mistake (purifying it), so we blame the whole plant. This is our typical approach of blaming others, and why we are often looked down on.

    21. Re:Cheers by twenex · · Score: 2, Informative

      He actually has a point. There are quite a few people (myself included) that caffeine is toxic to - even in the dosage that decaf gives you.

      This is often misdiagnosed and having gone through years of treatments for other unrelated (and nonexistant) ailments, it's worth getting the word out about this.

      There's a number of sites on the web with more information.

    22. Re:Cheers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Ever notice that coffee is always being found to be healthy, but rarely caffeine itself? It's the same with cocaine. The pure chemicals are useful and have their places, but it is the whole seed in the case of coffee or whole leaf in the case of coca/cocaine that have the real benefits.

      You wouldn't recommend someone take pure caffeine pills for health, or pure cocaine for health. The plant forms are a different story and can be quite healthy in moderation. This whole "cocaine is evil" nonsense is a simplistic and closed minded way to look at it.

    23. Re:Cheers by macthulhu · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Heh? I keep forgetting that on slashdot you have to parse every statement down to the last possible interpretation so the other readers don't get too cranky. I get news from as many different sources/perspectives as I can. While there is surely not a home invasion every night in every neighborhood, you can't really deny the fact that there is quite a bit of crime being committed in this country to fund drug habits. If there were indeed only one violent crime per year connected to cocaine, it would still be more than the number connected to coffee. I was merely pointing out that cocaine comes with a whole host of connected social ills and that it was absurd to compare it to coffee. Sorry to confuse anyone.

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    24. Re:Cheers by macthulhu · · Score: 3, Funny

      Just remember... doing lines of espresso results in far less discomfort than the regular grind, not to mention better bang for the buck.

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    25. Re:Cheers by twenex · · Score: 1

      Here's a good link

      "Toxicity is known to cause excitement, agitation, restlessness, shifting states of consciousness, and toxic psychosis (10), mimicking amphetamine psychosis. Allergic individuals may be erroneously diagnosed, medicated, and lost in a dark disturbed world, until death."

    26. Re:Cheers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Why would anyone do that? Coffee is sold in grocery stores, restaurants, and gas stations all over the country for reasonable prices. People get addicted to caffeine all the time. Quitting is hellish, but they can end that experience by just drinking some more coffee.

      Illegal drugs are very expensive exclusively because of their illegality. If cocaine was made legal, it would be just as affordable as coffee. Addicts wouldn't have to base their lives around crime to aquire unrealistic amounts of money, and would be able to get help easier since they aren't considered criminals.

      Sure caffeine doesn't make people into criminals, but ignoring the illegality of cocaine in your comparison makes it moot. Put a knife in the hand of a caffeine addict and get between him and his coffee, and you will see a classic cocaine addict after just a few hours. Surprise surprise.

    27. Re:Cheers by SoTuA · · Score: 1
      You might as well be saying cocaine is a "health powder"

      Ever been in a really, really high city... like El Cusco, por example? You'd LOVE to have your Coca tea, right there and then.

      Cocaine, OTOH, is the highly refined and processed form of the coca leaves. Maybe it isn't coffee the word you are looking for but caffeine?

    28. Re:Cheers by sgage · · Score: 1

      "So, when is the last time somebody pulled a home invasion and killed a family to get money to buy coffee?"

      Never. Because, and only because, cocaine has been made illegal.

    29. Re:Cheers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being hooked on dope doesn't mean that you have experienced real caffeine addiction. The gateway theory doesn't go backwards like that.

    30. Re:Cheers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not if you spill it on your crotch.

      But i guess 2 million dollars would help your health....

    31. Re:Cheers by cshark · · Score: 2, Interesting

      According to this it may be best to drink six cups or more. Whod've thought?

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    32. Re:Cheers by chef_raekwon · · Score: 2, Funny

      Instead we see ourselves suffering because of our own mistake (purifying it), so we blame the whole plant

      same thing with pot - we have to stop blaming the whole plant for the buds we smoke.

      (this is a joke for those who don't understand a sad attempt at humour...joke made because US has a problem with naturally grown items, that, like the coca leaf, don't do much harm)

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    33. Re:Cheers by Lobo_Louie · · Score: 0
      Thanks, we'll take another kilo!

      Signed,
      Darl

    34. Re:Cheers by Nicolas+Pillot · · Score: 1

      > Quitting it can be hard because of habit not the actual drinking.

      Same with alcoohol. Which is as legal as cafeine.

    35. Re:Cheers by muzthe42nd · · Score: 0

      Of course cigarettes are a real physical addiction (I should know, both my parents smoke), but one of the best aids for stopping people smoking over here in britain was one that was shaped like a cigarette, so you still had the habit of putting the cigarette in your mouth, and you didn't get that craving as well.
      I figured it was a good idea...

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    36. Re: cheers by azav · · Score: 1

      HEY! That's where my family name comes from. Circa 1360 AD.

      Figures I'd like TEA.

      I have offended my ancestors. Do I need to prepare to die now?

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    37. Re: Cheers by shambalagoon · · Score: 1

      Caffeine is a physically addictive stimulant drug. There's no question about that.

      I can stop playing Final Fantasy after making a habit of it for a month and I dont find it hard to function without it, or become snippy and moody.

      It's a physically addictive drug. After a while you need it to get to where you were without it before you started.

    38. Re:Cheers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. The motivation to rob someone to get money to buy cocaine has nothing to do with its legality. It is based on someone who *really* wants cocaine not having enough money to buy any. This exists regardless of whether cocaine is legal or not.

    39. Re:Cheers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if it is legal, it is cheap. Cigarette smokers would be dangerous if cigarettes costed $5 each.

    40. Re:Cheers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, science is great. I wouldn't be talking to you without it. Automatically assuming that the hydrochloride salt of cocaine is better than cocaine in its whole leaf form isn't scientific at all. If we were scientific we would compare our American cocaine addicts to the South American coca leaf chewers, and see that they do it right. Instead we arrogantly say that it is all bad and dump pesticides all over the rainforests to pretend that we haven't made any mistakes and that coca is really evil.

    41. Re:Cheers by Razor+Blades+are+Not · · Score: 1

      I've known plenty of coke (or meth, or heroin) addicts who were quite affluent and never felt the need to break into someone's home. Some of them were complete bastards without their fix, and yet they never resorted to violence to get it. Same as many caffeine addicts I know.

      It's got everything to do with the legality of the drug.

      Because it's illegal, it's expensive and supply is uncertain.

      Most people who break into somewhere to get cash to "feed their habit" are just as likely to be the kind of people who would break in "for kicks" or "to feed their family"... It's got very little to do with the actual drug or it's addictiveness, and everything to do with the criminals socio-economic background and current circumstances.

      Drugs don't break into houses : people do. :)

    42. Re:Cheers by macthulhu · · Score: 1

      Here in New York, we'll probably get to put that theory to the test in the next few years...

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    43. Re:Cheers by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Eh? Are you trying to say cigarettes are not a physical addiction? And cocaine is?

      He is right. Cigarettes are not physical addictive. There are some physical effects of quiting, but nothing to make it really difficult physically to quit. The hard parts are psychological.

      Heroine and cocaine on the other hand physical addictive as well as psychological. To such a degree it is dangerous to suddenly quit a regular consumption of heroine.

    44. Re:Cheers by tiled_rainbows · · Score: 1

      "High" in what sense? London's a pretty high city, on a Saturday night.

    45. Re:Cheers by maduro55 · · Score: 1

      Can't we all just hit a bong

  2. Great Health by loserbert · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's just as good as getting a hi-colonic (sp?) so keep on drinking those 4 cups a day and keep your colon clean as a whistle!

    I'm shooting for 10 cups a day, maybe I can be the first self propelled man into space.

    1. Re:Great Health by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are going to need a lot more than 10 cups. I drink more than 10 cups a day and I still get tired in the afternoon.

    2. Re:Great Health by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Personally, I prefer bran muffins myself. Sometimes I have to go really bad and my haste at posting on /. ends up being moderated as troll or offtopic. Complete misunderstanding, really. So the next time you read one of my comments, keep in mind I might be holding off a core dump.

      thanks.
      -AC

    3. Re:Great Health by WorkEmail · · Score: 1

      This survey brought to you by $tarbucks!

    4. Re:Great Health by wtansill · · Score: 1
      "It's just as good as getting a hi-colonic (sp?) so keep on drinking those 4 cups a day and keep your colon clean as a whistle! "
      I'll thank you to not use my colon as a whistle!
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    5. Re:Great Health by SphericalCrusher · · Score: 1

      It's like alcohol -- it cleans out your liver, but the more you drink, the worse off you are. I don't care about Coffee though.

      If it lets me continue my programming, hacking, and gaming skills, I'm cool with it.

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    6. Re:Great Health by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > > "It's just as good as getting a hi-colonic (sp?) so keep on drinking those 4 cups a day and keep your colon clean as a whistle! "
      >
      > I'll thank you to not use my colon as a whistle!

      How about a tuba?

    7. Re:Great Health by lecter,hannibal_md · · Score: 0

      You may have heard that avoiding coffee and alcohol on planes is a good idea. I was recently informed that drinking coffee while flying is actually a good thing. It acts as a diuretic [sp?] which will cause you to have to use the restroom every couple of hours... this small activity of walking back to the restroom can actually prevent the person from forming blood clots in their legs. I was just on a plane for about fourteen hours straight, and I drank coffee almost constantly with no problems... they say that adverse effects can be nervousness and lightheadedness... [is that a word?]

  3. #1 Health benefit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Daily use prevents caffeine withdraw.

    Just had my first double. Thanks, Krups!

  4. As a techie who doesn't drink it... by bc90021 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...does this mean I should start? ;) I've never liked the stuff, and I manage to live without caffeine for the most part. (I don't drink soda, either.)

    Personally, I find that tea is the way to go, so I hope they have a study that shows it's healthy too.

    1. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by Pirogoeth · · Score: 2, Interesting
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    2. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by prgrmr · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Some Tea's are higher in caffeine than coffee, so you may not be as caffeine-free as you thought.

    3. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by Threni · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      > I've never liked the stuff, and I manage to live without caffeine for the most
      > part.

      Depends. If you want to develop and addiction to a drug, and one which causes you to become tense and irritable, and may cause you headaches and trouble sleeping, and which is linked to prostate cancer (it did for Frank Zappa), then go for it - drink a strong cup every morning and take it from there.

    4. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by twilight30 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I thought teas had theobromine, which was a stronger caffeine relative, not caffeine itself.

      In reply to the parent, don't start. Caffeine addiction is one of the most widespread going, and like most habits, most people don't notice their addiction until they can't stop.

      My cousin stopped drinking it years ago. Within a month, the bags under his eyes disappeared, probably from the corollary effect of actually going to bed on time.

      Unfortunately, I do really like the stuff, so call me a hypocrite...

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    5. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by Otter · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Coffee drinking is like gambling or smoking -- if you don't develop a taste for it, you'll be better off and the only thing you'll miss out on is satisfying cravings you don't have in the first place.

      Not that I take any of this to seriously but there's far more evidence for the health value of tea (especially green tea) and the downside is much less.

    6. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by Gumshoe · · Score: 4, Informative
      ...does this mean I should start? ;) I've never liked the stuff, and I manage to live without caffeine for the most part. (I don't drink soda, either.)

      Personally, I find that tea is the way to go, so I hope they have a study that shows it's healthy too.


      Tea contains caffeine too, although not as much as coffee does . This is only partly relevent though as the reported health benefits of coffee isn't entirely due to the caffeine.
    7. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by MindDelay · · Score: 1

      i don't drink coffee or soda either. coffee has a horrible smell and soda makes me feel like my stomach is being torn apart. guess i need to find alternate methods of staying awake :)

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    8. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by OwlWhacker · · Score: 1

      I'm a tea drinker, I go for a nice strong cup of English Breakfast tea brewed in a pot.

      I'm so lazy, even if I drank five gallons of coffee in a day, I'd just sit at my desk wide awake and be even more aware of my boredom.

    9. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by diablobynight · · Score: 1

      no soda? I don't drink soda either, I drink pop. Anyhow, nothing like sitting at the boardroom table talking to my boss, and saying, sir, could you please pass the tea pot, it seems my cup has grown empty again. Not gonna happen, I work in an office where coffee is strong, and black, and if you add sugar we all know your the new guy.(and god help you if you ask where the creamer is) I just saw a movie(Hidalgo) and it has enspired me to try something, make a pot of coffee so thick you can toss a horse shoe in and it will stand up straight.

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    10. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by Pope · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Frank Zappa was also a chain smoker who refused to eat correctly after being diagnosed with cancer, preferring to smoke more cigarettes to relieve his hunger pains instead of eating. That contributed to his rapid health decline more than anything.

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    11. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by Frymaster · · Score: 4, Interesting
      probably from the corollary effect of actually going to bed on time

      which proves my point that coffee extends your life... not by adding more years to the end of it, when you're old and frail, but by giving you more of it now. time that would normally be wasted in sleep is yours to live with coffee!

      witness: if you drink enough coffee to get by on 6.5 hours of sleep rather than 8 then, after 35 years of continuous use you will have extended your life by a full two years ((35*365*1.5)/24/365 = 798)

      it's true.

    12. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by Tassach · · Score: 1
      ... the health value of tea (especially green tea)
      Too bad green tea tastes like rancid lawn clippings. I prefer the Picard formula: Tea, Earl Grey, Hot.
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    13. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like the way you think!

      I slept for like 4 hours last night. Coffee saved my life. Of course, I'm still young...

    14. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

      I kicked it last week. I feel much better now, but damn it was a hard week...

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    15. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by diablobynight · · Score: 1
      Your brain produces a chemical called adenosine. When adenosine binds to the adenosine receptors in your brain, it causes all the activity to slow down and it makes you tired. Caffeine has a structure that is very similar to adenosine, so it binds to the adenosine receptors instead. This causes two things. (1) The activity in your cells does not decrease; it increases. (2) The blood vessels in your brain constrict. Your body sees all this increased activity, and it thinks that it's in danger. So the pituitary gland sends messages to the adrenaline gland to produce adrenaline. The adrenaline causes your heart rate to increase and your liver to release more sugar into your bloodstream so that you have more energy. In addition to increasing energy, caffeine has a few other functions as well. Caffeine also acts as a diuretic for many people. It is also an appetite suppressant. As long as you consume a moderate amount of caffeine, the positive effects of caffeine outweigh the negative effects. One Websites Opinion on Caffeine
      The habitual consumption of caffeine leads to the development of tolerance to the drug's cardiovascular and neuroendocrine effects. The extent of any potential pathogenic consequences of caffeine/stress interactions should be directly related to caffeine and stress exposure, but if daily consumption of the drug leads to tolerance to its effects, the negative effects on health attributable to caffeine should be minimal.

      http://www.priory.com/pharmol/caffeine.htm

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    16. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by Cthefuture · · Score: 1

      I'm in the same position. I've never even tasted coffee.

      So should I start? What does it taste like?

      Personally, I really hate tea. Flavored water just doesn't do anything for me. In fact, I've never had a tea that tasted good. Blech.

      I mostly drink water, fruit juice, and rarely I'll have a Coke (maybe 1 per week)... also Vodka.

      Is coffee anything like Coke in its effects? If I drink more than 1 or 2 Cokes in day then I feel horrible. Sure doesn't feel healthy. But I know Coke is also mostly sugar.

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    17. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by diablobynight · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I don't know what's more sad, that you said the picard formula, or that I knew exactly what would come after it. There is nothing worse than seeing a trekkie nerd and then realising it's you.

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    18. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually going to bed on time is so overrated.

    19. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by Jonboy+X · · Score: 2, Funny

      Coffee drinking is like gambling or smoking -- if you don't develop a taste for it, you'll be better off and the only thing you'll miss out on is satisfying cravings you don't have in the first place.

      As a gambling, smoking caffeine addict, I take offense to your (twitch) characterization of me as (tic) slave to my (cough) bad habits.

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    20. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Frank Zappa was also a chain smoker who refused to eat correctly after being
      > diagnosed with cancer, preferring to smoke more cigarettes to relieve his hunger
      > pains instead of eating. That contributed to his rapid health decline more than
      > anything.

      You can get prostate cancer from smoking? And how does what he did after he was diagnosed with a cancer which is one of the biggest killers of man detract from the harmfulness of caffeine? And how does what the OP put get to be classified as `flamebait`?

      Must be a full moon or something..

    21. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 2, Informative

      I remember talking to a biochemistry student, and he said the REALLY interesting thing about the stuff in tea is that while it's a completely different chemical, and excites entirely different neural pathways, the end point and end result turn out to be exactly the same. For most intents and purposes, the stuff in tea may as well be caffeine.

    22. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by dipipanone · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Coffee drinking is like gambling or smoking -- if you don't develop a taste for it, you'll be better off and the only thing you'll miss out on is satisfying cravings you don't have in the first place.

      Sorry, but that *isn't* the only thing that you'll miss out on. You'll also miss out on the experience of a wonderful food/drink that has been hugely valued by man since its discovery in Ethiopia around a thousand years ago.

      You could say exactly the same thing about fine wine, and if you say it loud enough and often enough, you might eventually convince yourself that you're right.

      Meanwhile, the rest of us will go on enjoying the complex delights of a fine, single estate arabica, or a good espresso blend, with beans roasted in the Northern Italian style -- and our lives will go on being all the richer for it.

    23. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by Dun+Malg · · Score: 4, Interesting
      , I work in an office where coffee is strong, and black, and if you add sugar we all know your the new guy.(and god help you if you ask where the creamer is) I just saw a movie(Hidalgo) and it has enspired me to try something, make a pot of coffee so thick you can toss a horse shoe in and it will stand up straight.

      Reminds me of when I used to pull CQ duty (night watch, basically) in the army at Ft. Devens. It was the CQ's job to make the coffee for the company admin staff (sergeants and officers all). The staff always liked when I made the coffee because, instead of following the directions on the coffee can which said "8 scoops", I would shovel something like twenty scoops into the percolator basket. The stuff came out so thick that no amount of creamer would lighten its color. It was nasty stuff (I couldn't drink it) but those coffee-addict sergeants raved over it. I never did tell anyone the "secret recipe".

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    24. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by TwistedGreen · · Score: 1

      Oh get over yourself. Star Trek's great and that's nothing you should be ashamed about.

    25. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      It depends on whether the effect is from the sugar high or the caffeine high. Coffee has a stronger more bitter taste than tea. It also has about twice the caffeine in a normal cup than tea. it is about a third again as much as a cola. Most would describe coffee as an acquired taste.

      The preparation of tea is a bit of an art form, I find. It depends on the tea as to what to add and how long to brew. Some peole like lemon juice added to thier tea both hot and cold. I find lemon juice to be very good in Earl Grey. A bit of honey or other sweetner is nice. An English Breakfast tea is good with milk or cream, but don't add milk or cream to Earl Grey. In a Green Tea like Darjeeling, I want just a bit of sweetner. Same goes for most herbal teas.

      For a taste somewhat between Tea and Coffee is Mate or also known as Yerba Mata.

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    26. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by TwistedGreen · · Score: 1

      But if you don't like the stuff, you won't be missing out on anything.

      I can't stand mushrooms: does that make me deprived? I'm also allergic to peanuts. Yet there are thousands of other plants I can ingest instead, so I'm not particularly saddened by these things.

    27. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by tanveer1979 · · Score: 1
      Tea is better
      Some links
      http://www.ext.colostate.edu/pubs/columnnn/nn00062 1.html
      http://www.holymtn.com/tea/t-health.htm
      you can find many other too. It is said Green Tea(Chinese) helps in losing weight and prevents Cancer. Black Tea(Predominantly India Sub-Contienent) is a great source of antioxidants.

      Prefer to have tea with milk and mild sugar, with cardamom for spice and flavour.

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    28. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by ILL+Clinton · · Score: 1
      If you don't drink coffee, don't start! I love the stuff, am totally addicted to Italian Espresso, and I know that tea is much better for you.

      This article talks about antioxidants, and benefits of that nature, but what they don't say is that other morning beverages, like green tea for example, have a much higher content of beneficial stuff, and much less bad stuff, like phosphorus.

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    29. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by wurp · · Score: 1

      What you say makes perfect sense for someone who likes coffee. It's pure self-aggrandizing elitism to assert that you have a better life than someone who doesn't, though.

    30. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by IdleTime · · Score: 1

      My great grandmother drank coffee all day long and smoked like a chimeny, yet she passed away at the ripe age of 103, mentally sharp to the last day.

      I personally prefer Jamaican Blue Mountain Coffee along with a glass of Hennesey XO and a nice Cuban cigar. Life can't get any better than that!

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    31. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by hobbespatch · · Score: 1
      witness: if you drink enough coffee to get by on 6.5 hours of sleep rather than 8 then, after 35 years of continuous use you will have extended your life by a full two years ((35*365*1.5)/24/365 = 798)

      If thats the case Jolt Cola should be adding 5-10 years to my life!

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    32. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by jimbo-nally · · Score: 1

      Well, teas don't have any caffeine. Only coffees have caffeine. Teas have teaine... Not that it changes the argument, just the word. It is true that some teas have lots of teaine, which affects people in much the same way as caffeine. As for health effects, teas are often good for you too, due to their anti-oxidants.

    33. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by SlashDread · · Score: 0

      Unless the caffeine, and related toxins in cofee and sleep deprivation kills you sooner of course.

      "/Dread"

    34. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by linzeal · · Score: 1

      Which teas, green tea has about 15 mg and the standard orange pekoa crap has about 35 mg. White tea has even less. Coffee averages about 200 mg per cup and is hard on the heart even if it has other benefits. Tea also has flavanoids that act as anti-oxidants, has less known side effects and has less ecological problems.

    35. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by linzeal · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The healthier you are the less sleep you require. For instance I stopped smoking cigarettes, stopped drinking daily, and switched from coffee to tea. That with my switch into a 95%+ non animal protein, 3-4 fruits a day, and plenty of veggies has made me a cheerful bastard in the morning after 5-6 hours of sleep as opposed to the 7-10 hours I required before. Add years to your life and more time in the day by treating your body well.

    36. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by gidds · · Score: 1
      Within a month, the bags under his eyes disappeared, probably from the corollary effect of actually going to bed on time.

      Of course, some of us have enough trouble doing that even without caffeine... :-(

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    37. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      agreed. i gave up coffee a couple years ago, & the only thing im missing is extreme abdominal pain.

      i will never drink coffee again unless i get a sudden craving to be terribly ill.

    38. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should have a look at the Coffee-FAQ...
      http://coffeefaq.com/

      Tea contains quite a lot of caffeine.
      Other (chemical, caffeine-like) componants are only present in traces... hopefully: they are more toxic.

      BTW, I've got the cigar at the top of the lips...

    39. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by probbka · · Score: 2, Informative

      What you have to try is Chai Latte. Green tea + milk + spices. Oh emm eff gee, I less than three it.

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    40. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Two years?

      And if you manage to sleep 3 hours and a half, thanks to coffee: nearly 7 years more!!! I'm sure I can do much better...

      But the question is: what happens when you sleep 0 hours? How can you increase the time you live anymore?

    41. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by dipipanone · · Score: 1

      But if you don't like the stuff, you won't be missing out on anything.

      I'm not sure that I agree. If you don't like air travel, would you say that you aren't missing out on anything because you haven't been exposed to the rich tapestry that is life outside the country where you live?

      You might be able to convince yourself that you weren't, but I think that your life would be enriched by the experience, regardless of whether or not you don't feel you've missed out.

      I can't stand mushrooms: does that make me deprived?

      Not deprived, exactly. And there's obviously stuff I don't like as well, but that doesn't invalidate my point. For example, I don't drink alcohol, primarily because I don't like the taste much, but I know that I'm missing out on a huge range of sensory and gustatory experience because of my lack of appreciation.

      I'm pretty sure that *my* life would be a great deal richer if I enjoyed wine and was therefore able to sample and appreciate the differences between a bordeaux and a beaujolais, a medoc and a merlot, and my appreciation of life and the pleasure I take in the world in general would be amplified when I found a particularly stunning example of any of those types.

      The truth is, any narrowing of one's social or sensory repetoire is rarely life-enhancing. Move it away from food and drink. I know people who don't use a computer and never have. They don't 'miss' the experience either. Would you really say that they aren't missing out on anything?

      I'm also allergic to peanuts. Yet there are thousands of other plants I can ingest instead, so I'm not particularly saddened by these things.

      Coffee isn't like peanuts at all. It's more like saying 'I don't like Chinese food, but I'm not missing out on anything because I can still eat Italian.' Just because you don't happen to like Pizza, you shouldn't deprive you of the whole of a vast and diverse cuisine.

    42. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can assume tea is about as healthy as coffee, given the reasons she cites. It also has a small but just significant amount of theophylline, with is a xanthine like caffeine but more of a smooth muscle relaxant, and presumably better for the anti-asthma & heart toning purpose mentioned. More tannins and antioxidants too (the latter especially in green, oolong, or blended green-black teas). There are actually several recent studies showing benefits of tea, so the coffee one isn't a surprising followup. Turns out plant products are generally good for you, even if you ferment, brew, cook, and otherwise discombobulate them.

      I find that tea simultaneously relaxes and energises me. Coffee just makes me wired, and brewed coffee additionally makes me want to brush my teeth to get rid of the burning rubber taste (even good coffee). I have an occasional cappuccino, but it's a yearly thing nowadays instead of a daily one.

      However, if you can do completely without caffeine, I do think you're better off. I've cut it back to morning tea, but it appears I can go no farther.

    43. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by AbbyNormal · · Score: 1

      actually going to bed on time.

      Sheesh, that's what Beer is for.

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    44. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may want to tell him to think about switching to a new major next time you see him.

      The stuff in tea is caffeine (though there's other stuff too, obviously). When I was a biochem student, we did a lab where we extracted and refined pure caffeine (your lab grade would depend on the quantity and purity extracted). Guess what we started with? Hint: it's 1/10th the price of coffee and comes in bags.

      Tea leaves can have more caffeine by weight than coffee beans btw, but no one in their right mind would be able to drink it brewed strong enough for that to matter. We brewed three bags worth of leaves in boiling water for about 45 minutes; multiply that by 50 students and imagine what that lab smelled like. It was almost enough to put me off drinking tea for a while.

      I probably still have the little test tube of caffeine around here somewhere...

    45. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by Deagol · · Score: 1
      I, too, love Earl Grey, especially any of the double bergamot varieties. Though I like mine with healthy doses of sugar and cream.

      If you want the wholesome goodness of the high antioxidants green teas generally have, you really should check out rooibos (often called African "red tea") or goldenbush tea (same continent, slightly different stuff). They're both high in antioxidents (rooibos is very high, the green rooibos being obscenely high), and they have lovely, subtle flavors. You can even order rooibos in common flavors like Eral Grey or Darjeeling.

      Oh, the rooibos and goldenbush are caffiene free.

      For those of you in living in the Mountain West, you can harvest some good ol' fashioned "Mormon tea" (i.e., Ephedra aspera). It's quite easy to spot -- though a bit bitter. Still, since you can't buy ephedrine tabs anymore (how I miss my Mini Thins!), it's a good alternative.

    46. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1

      My coworkers did the same thing - they called it "Navy" coffee (one of them used to serve on an aircraft carrier). Use double-to-triple the suggested amount of coffee grounds, let reduce for 4-5 hours before serving. Drink straight.

      Man, I was drinking 4-shot espressos at the time and thought I could drink this stuff, but made me feel like it was ripping my insides out (perhaps because the 4-5 hour cooking time made the coffee oils go rancid). I was wondering whether I could use it to stain some unfinished furniture that I was working on at the time, but wasn't sure that I wanted something that smelled like rancid coffee.

    47. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by sydb · · Score: 4, Interesting

      if you drink enough coffee to get by on 6.5 hours of sleep rather than 8 then, after 35 years of continuous use you will have extended your life by a full two years ((35*365*1.5)/24/365 = 798)

      It's better than that. We spend on average one third of our lives asleep. Therefore the two years of waking life you get by drinking coffee, is worth three years of normal life.

      Hold on, it get's even better.

      We spend another third of our normal lives at work. Of the remaining eight hours a day, I would estimate we waste four of them. Cleaning up. Washing clothes. Shopping for food. Eating food. Preparing food. Preparing drinks. Watching TV. Cleaning ourselves.

      So each hour of coffee time is worth two of mundane time, thus doubling our original life extension figure.

      Coffee extends your life by six years.

      Correcting my maths (sydb is Scottish, not American) is left as an exercise to the reader.

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    48. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by dulles · · Score: 1

      This reminds me of my famous "Baling Brew". For some time I used to get up at 3:30-ish AM once a week or so to bale alfalfa on this farm.

      So I developed a habit, during my early breakfast, of stuffing the filter basket so full of grounds that the farm manager told me I was drinking tar for breakfast. I'd leave some leftover in a warm pot for my second-breakfast (woo hoo!) and I could always trust it'd all be there waiting for me when I got back.

      Of course, I had another recipe which involved re-brewing strong coffee with fresh ground... but that's another story.

    49. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by PW2 · · Score: 1

      I don't like coffee either, but I found out that Starbucks Grande Vanilla Latte with 2 packs of their sugar is good -- I just have to be careful not to drink this right before meetings -- just twice a week keeps things cleaned out.

    50. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by doom · · Score: 1
      You could say exactly the same thing about fine wine, and if you say it loud enough and often enough, you might eventually convince yourself that you're right.
      Funny, I do say that about wine, which smells like rotten grapes to me (strangely enough), and I continually need to convince people not to put in my food (uh, please sir, I know it's hard to believe, but I actually don't like the flavor of rotten grapes... and is their anything on the dessert menu that doesn't have disinfectant in it?).

      The original poster may have a point about the virtues of staying away from an addictive drug like coffee. There's something to be said about not scrambling to get your fix every morning (like I do).

    51. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by Dirtside · · Score: 1

      By your logic, experiencing new kinds of pain is something to be valued, since those who don't are "missing out" on something. Since your point seems to be, whether or not you enjoy something, your life is enriched by experiencing it, then shouldn't pain fall into that category?

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    52. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by DrCode · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Are there others out there who aren't kept up by caffeine? I can drink a cup of coffee in the middle of the day and take a nap half-an-hour later. But then, I've fallen asleep during rock concerts.

    53. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by wwest4 · · Score: 1

      caffeine == teaine, n'est ce pas?

    54. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by macshit · · Score: 1
      Too bad green tea tastes like rancid lawn clippings

      No -- bad green tea tastes like rancid lawn clippings.

      Good green tea, well prepared, is incredibly delicious. It's obviously very different than black tea or coffee, but in fact I find it has a sort of `weight', like coffee -- and unlike black tea -- which makes it a lot easier to drink in the morning especially.

      If you're talking about Japanese green tea, it should be fresh, and there's lots of old crap green tea out there. It's usually pretty obvious though, if you just smell it when you open the container: if it smells a bit sour, it's cheap or old tea, but if it smells like spring exploding in your face, that's what you want!

      As for preparing it, the main points, in my experience are:

      1. Don't use water that's too hot (it's not like black tea)! The number you often see bandied about is 60 degrees celsius, but basically let it cool from boiling in an open container (the cup you'll drink it in will do nicely), until it's cool enough you can pick up the cup for a short while without burning yourself. Better too cool than too hot (you can make quite nice green tea with cold water actually!).
      2. Only let it steep for a short while, like 30-40 seconds. This depends on personal taste and the amount of tea you use, but as with temperature, less is generally better.
      There are many, many, different sorts of Japanese green tea, and I'm very bad at remembering names -- since production is very seasonal, by the time I figure out I like something, they're usually not selling it any longer! -- so I generally just buy from stores I trust, who's owner knows my taste and can recommend something to suit it.

      There does seem to be a basic division into `sweet' and `strong' types, where the latter is often a bit more bitter (though if you use too hot water, or steep it for too long, any green tea can get pretty bitter).

      But basically: (1) fresh, (2) cool, and (3) quick.

      BTW, one cool thing about green tea is that if it's good quality, you can re-use the same leaves many times, the taste only gradually diminishes. Since I'm kinda cheap and lazy, I often just put fresh leaves in my little pot in the morning, and re-use them all day! [This makes the effective price of good quality tea somewhat less that it may seem at first glance.]

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    55. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by dipipanone · · Score: 1

      I find it difficult to see how you can deduct such a position from the argument that I'm making. I'm not arguing that your life is enriched by something that you don't enjoy, I'm arguing that the attraction of a whole range of stuff isn't immediately apparent. Quite frequently, the greatest things in life are actually quite difficult to the naive and inexperienced brain and a real appreciation of these things only comes with time and effort. Great music, great literature and great art often falls into this category.

      By taking the time and effort to acquaint yourself with these things, you may well come to appreciate them and by doing so, your life *will* be enriched. What is it about this concept that you find so difficult to grasp?

      And although it wasn't the argument that I'm making, there certainly are those who would argue that one's life is enriched by a closer and more intimate personal relationship with certain types of pain -- and no, I don't have any disagreement with their argument either.

    56. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by Galvatron · · Score: 1

      Black, red, and green teas (green teas especially) have antioxidants, and also help prevent prostate cancer. You're welcome :)

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    57. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by Dirtside · · Score: 1
      By taking the time and effort to acquaint yourself with these things, you may well come to appreciate them and by doing so, your life *will* be enriched.
      Correct me if I'm wrong, but your chain of logic appears to be:

      1. If you take the time and effort to acquaint yourself with something like great music, art, wine, whatever, then you might come to appreciate them.

      2. Regardless of whether you come to appreciate them, your life will be enriched by them.

      I disagree. It's entirely plausible that I could spend time and energy and money learning all about something, and come out the worse for wear. I've tasted numerous wines in my life, always at the behest of someone drinking it ("Try this, it's good") and with *one* exception, have found them all to taste utterly vile. (The one exception was an extremely syrupy plum wine, and even then it was merely tolerable, as opposed to vile.)

      I could spend that time and energy doing something else which, if you'll pardon the economic lingo, is more likely to give me a higher rate of return on the investment. Maybe being able to identify the various subtle flavors in wine would be enriching in itself, but whatever pleasure that knowledge might give me would be massively outweighed by the extreme unpleasantness of having to taste all that wine.

      What is it about this concept that you find so difficult to grasp?
      Why do you assume I'm the one having the problem, here? :)
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    58. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll take 35 quality years over 37 jittery years of funny heart palpitations, anxiety, and poor concentration any day. I don't care what some crackpot scientist says, my body knows enough to tell me that caffeine shit is bad, bad, baaaaaad!

    59. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This logic is very one sided. If we could simply gain life by not sleeping, this would have been one of the first steps of evolution to occur!

      Simply drinking caffene will not give us the functions given by sleep. Sleep rebuilds the body, keeps the body growing, and keeps the body functioning properly. Sure, you might be able to live on 2 hours of sleep, but I know I would be a raving lunatic by the end of a week. Some people simply do not need as much sleep as others. Coffee does not change any of this. It takes time away from me, time that I'm recuperating from sleep in the morning, napping, or simply dragging through the day.

    60. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by SeregonSandgrain · · Score: 0

      Yeah, no kidding.

      My doctor got me to stop drinking caffiene later in the day, and gave me sleeping pills, and all it did is reduce the quality of my late night programming... I still can't sleep.

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    61. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by SeregonSandgrain · · Score: 0

      Um, that'd be me. I've sat and drank nearly a litre of expresso (I have an expresso machine :)) then went and gone to sleep about a half hour later. Usually even with sleeping pills I can't sleep, so sleeping after a lot of caffiene is kinda weird.

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    62. Re: As a techie who doesn't drink it... by gidds · · Score: 1
      :(

      The only plausible advice I've heard is to make sure you get up at the same time each day, regardless of when you went to bed. The theory is that the next night you'll be so tired you will sleep. But that takes a lot of willpower...

      I know strong light at a particular time of day is supposed to help adjust your circadian rhythms. Anyone know when, and if it works?

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    63. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll bet you do.

    64. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by Tassach · · Score: 1

      Thanks -- informative post. I'll have to try it again, following your instructions. I'm always open to new tastes, although the cynic in me says that the difference will be that it'll taste like fresh lawn clippings instead of rancid ones :-)

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    65. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by Vaughn+Anderson · · Score: 1
      Coffee extends your life by six years.

      That way you get 6 more years to enjoy your colostomy bag when you are 80, if you even get there. As caffine over taxes your colon among hundreds of other horrible things it causes directly and indirectly.

      Caffine is just an energy charge card, it will eventually come back to collect and your health will be payment at bankruptcy time...

    66. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by WalksOnDirt · · Score: 1

      Mmmm... white tea.

      Local specialty store (Trader Joe's, SW USA) just started carrying white tea. I'd never heard of it before, and I think I'm already hooked.

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    67. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by WalksOnDirt · · Score: 1

      Ever had coffee ice cream? If you don't like that, don't even bother with the drink.

      If you put enough cream and sugar into coffee you can make it taste close to hot coffee ice cream.

      Mind you, I drink my coffee black.

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    68. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by Shanep · · Score: 1

      But if you don't like the stuff, you won't be missing out on anything.

      I'm not sure that I agree. If you don't like air travel, would you say that you aren't missing out on anything because you haven't been exposed to the rich tapestry that is life outside the country where you live?


      What kind of wacky crazy logic is this?!?!?

      He's saying, "if you don't like coffee, then you're not missing out on anything", but you're response is like, "if you don't like boiling water, then you will not have the wonderful experience of discovering that you actually hate coffee".

      The guy does not like coffee BECAUSE HE TRIED IT!!!! You're analogy is absolutely illogical. It does not even mesh cleanly, let alone make any sense at all.

      You might be able to convince yourself that you weren't, but I think that your life would be enriched by the experience, regardless of whether or not you don't feel you've missed out.

      WTF!?!? The dude does not like coffee. One normal sane person would assume this to be due to him trying it at least once.

      I know people who don't use a computer and never have.

      So how are these people who refuse to try something, similar to someone who states they don't like using something? One has obviously not tried and the other obviously has.

      You can't say you don't like coffee if you have not tried it.

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    69. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by jimbo-nally · · Score: 1

      Not being a good student of chemistry, I can't tell you that yes teaine and caffeine are definitely chemically the same (or not.) I was assuming, based on the fact that there are two different words (even though the chemicals engender similar physical responses) that the two chemicals are in some way different. Also, some of the websites I looked at seemed to imply that the two substances are different,"aiming to produce tea without teaine, cafe without cafeine, etc?" else, why make the distinction?

    70. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by dipipanone · · Score: 1

      your chain of logic appears to be:
      1. If you take the time and effort to acquaint yourself with something like great music, art, wine, whatever, then you might come to appreciate them.


      Correct so far, yes.

      2. Regardless of whether you come to appreciate them, your life will be enriched by them.

      Not quite. It's more like this: even if you don't come to appreciate those things, your life is enriched by the process of enquiry. You understand yourself and the world a little better, which is inevitably enriching.

      If you *do* come to enjoy them, then there's a whole world of interest and experience out there for you to explore -- a process that's also inevitably enriching.

      I could spend that time and energy doing something else which, if you'll pardon the economic lingo, is more likely to give me a higher rate of return on the investment.

      How do you evaluate that? I can see how you might think that you stand more chance of enjoying say, Motley Crue than Miles Davis, but unless you actually took the trouble to invest the time in understanding Miles, I don't know how you can evaluate the value of the reward that you'd get for your investment?

      Maybe being able to identify the various subtle flavors in wine would be enriching in itself, but whatever pleasure that knowledge might give me would be massively outweighed by the extreme unpleasantness of having to taste all that wine.

      It doesn't work that way. You really just have to educate your palate to enjoy one (or find one that you like), and then everything else is simply a comparison to that. Is it better or is it worse? If you never find one that you do like though, it's unlikely that you're going to taste a whole load more.

      Why do you assume I'm the one having the problem, here? :)

      I dunno. Perhaps because I think that your lack of interest in experiences that challenge your status quo are inevitably likely to result in an intellectually and emotionally impoverished life?

      And if it was just you, it wouldn't be a problem at all, but it seems to be a major American tendency these days. Look, for example, at the number of books read per capita, and the various politicians that don't own a passport and are proud of never having left the USA. I think it's a tendency that is currently reducing a once great country to one dominated by paranoia and mediocrity.

      I just hope you're still a young man, and will inevitably come to recognize how limiting this erroneous sort of thinking actually is. Because if you're over 25, then you really *do* have a problem.

    71. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People quote movies all the time. It's called being part of popular culture. If people reference well known shows and movies, and you don't know what they're talking about, YOU'RE the one that's weird.

    72. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by Dirtside · · Score: 1
      I'll grant that, in general, anyone will gain enrichment from inquiry into things. However, you seem to be denying that there can be a downside to that very same inquiry -- your belief appears to be that the mere inquiry itself is enough to justify doing so. Is this correct? Or would it be more correct to say that two experiences which have the same inquiry value (if such a thing can be quantified (it can't)) are equally desirable, even if one is pleasant and the other is painful? By your argument, getting hit by a bus is a good experience, because your life will be enriched by it. (Nevermind that your life will also be ended by it. Experiences that kill you cannot reasonably be said to "enrich your life.")

      You seem to discount the idea that someone can experience a little bit of something and then use that as a valid basis for deciding whether to experience more of it. Apparently, the only way to validly decide whether something is worth the experience is to become thoroughly familiar with it.

      Perhaps because I think that your lack of interest in experiences that challenge your status quo are inevitably likely to result in an intellectually and emotionally impoverished life?
      Please quote exactly what it was I said -- EXACTLY -- that makes you think I have no interest in experiences that challenge the status quo. And I do mean an exact quotation, not just a general reference to something that kind of sounds like something I said.
      I just hope you're still a young man, and will inevitably come to recognize how limiting this erroneous sort of thinking actually is. Because if you're over 25, then you really *do* have a problem.
      I'd go on about my varied experiences, but bragging is uncivilized. So is the arrogance of assuming that you know anything about what I've experimented with in my life, and patronizing me like this.
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    73. Re:As a techie who doesn't drink it... by xmda · · Score: 1

      Tea has the exact same caffeine as in coffee, but most often much less (about 20%). They actually found the caffeince chemical in tea first and called it teine (spelling might be wrong), but because of the great spread of coffee, the name caffeine became the dominant one.

  5. Alzheimer's disease by derphilipp · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Yes i read about it in a news magazine, that regular coffee drinkers are not so often in the group of persons who will suffer of the Alzheimer's disease when they are old.

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    1. Re:Alzheimer's disease by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      FYI in Italy everyone (almost) drink coffee but alzheimer is no more widespread than in countries where the coffee habit is less popular.

      FYI too the typical Italian coffee cup is a lot stronger than the american beverage with the same name. despite the fake italian lingo used by starbuck - barista, grande, venti (that's "twenty" for you, still have to understand it) and so on, that stuff is really weak and bland compared to what you can drink in Italy.

      this said, I hate coffee.

    2. Re:Alzheimer's disease by fsmunoz · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, I have red the same thing about smokers due to the effect that nicotine has on the dopamin levels.

      Since I'm portuguese I drink about 5/6 coffees ("expressos", the only real coffee ;) ) a day. I also smoke about 6 small cigars a day. I'm pretty much Alzheimer free, the only drawback is that I have a higher chance to actually not reach the age when Alzheimer generally appears *sigh*.

    3. Re:Alzheimer's disease by baryon351 · · Score: 1

      No wonder I'm so sane. I used to drink coffee with my parents a great deal, matching them mug for mug. Counting the usual amount I'd have each day tipped me over 20 to 22 a day.

      I think that was probably bad

    4. Re:Alzheimer's disease by SnappleMaster · · Score: 1

      "despite the fake italian lingo used by starbuck"

      I infrequently visit Starbucks. I drink a fair bit of coffee but for some reason I have just never liked the flavor of Starbucks coffee, and also I'm far too cheap (smart?) to want to pay $5 for a coffee on a regular basis.

      Anyways, I find their sizing terms obnoxious so whenever I go in I use small/medium/large instead of their terms. If I say large they'll usually say "do you mean Venti" and I say "yes, large".

      Small things amuse small minds. I should know, I'm living proof. :)

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    5. Re:Alzheimer's disease by silicon+not+in+the+v · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's because Alzheimer's is about losing your memory, and those caffeine addicts can't fall asleep long enough to forget anything.

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    6. Re:Alzheimer's disease by Galvatron · · Score: 1

      I can't help but wonder if there could be a sample bias. Perhaps suceptibility to lung, mouth, or throat cancers are linked to suceptibility to Alzheimer's, and so by virtue of the fact that those people have already been killed off, the smoking group could have a lower incidence of Alzheimer's.

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    7. Re:Alzheimer's disease by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The candle that burns twice bright burns half as long.

      You burned so very brightly for so very long.

  6. Which is your favourite brand? by Maimun · · Score: 0

    I vote for Lavazza Oro.

    1. Re:Which is your favourite brand? by mahdi13 · · Score: 1

      I just had a coffee from Lavazza this weekend, I have to say they are not bad at all. Not nearly as strong/bitter as Startbucks, and smoother then Carabou...

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    2. Re:Which is your favourite brand? by Plammox · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Freshly ground coffee in a coffee press is just dynamite!
      Pretty much whatever kind of coffee beans you can get is way better than pre-ground coffee, as it loses a lot of its aroma during the grinding/packaging/etc process.
      I certainly didn't regret buying that coffee grinder.

    3. Re:Which is your favourite brand? by izenstein · · Score: 1

      ILLY espresso.

    4. Re:Which is your favourite brand? by nxs212 · · Score: 1

      Blue Mountain coffee from Jamaica
      About $25 per pound.
      IMHO, the best coffee on the planet.
      I save it for special occasions like birthdays, holidays and parties.
      Even people who don't like coffee agree that it's pretty good.
      Don't confuse it with Green Mountain coffee company - it's just a name, where Blue Mountain describes where it comes from.
      Dunkin Donuts coffee w/ milk is pretty good for every day drinking. Starbucks is only good in latte and cappuccino form. With 550mg of caffeine per shot, it will make an addict out of anyone in no time.

    5. Re:Which is your favourite brand? by panurge · · Score: 2
      Illy beans.

      Ground in my cast iron hand grinder

      Extracted in my Krups espresso machine

      As espresso, or as a proper cafe-au-lait (thanks broken /. I18n).

      Are people really caffeine addicts? Sometimes I drink the stuff, sometimes I don't, and it makes little difference.

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    6. Re:Which is your favourite brand? by Yewbert · · Score: 1

      Douwe-Egbert's, red-bag variety. This is the SMOOTHEST coffee I've had. You can make it stuh-RONG (and I do), and it still has hardly any bitter edge to it.

      There are a few places on the 'web that sell it mail-order - do a search and find the one with the cheapest shipping near you.

    7. Re:Which is your favourite brand? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am not an addict, I can quit anytime...

  7. Headache cure by michael+path · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I had been using coffee, as well as water, as my preferred headache cure for quite a while.

    However, caffiene withdrawl also creates headaches, and the article is a little on the vague side to suggest otherwise.

    Most of the other news (antioxidants, tannin, good for the liver, and asthma relief) are pretty awesome, though. Again, I'd rather see this in more details - and I can't find any English links referring to dietician Chiara Trombetti.

    Definitely good news for nerds and latte addicts everywhere.

    -m.

    1. Re:Headache cure by mahdi13 · · Score: 1

      I agree, I also use coffee to relieve headaches and even calm the occasional asthma (very rare these days for me, so coffee is more practical to have around then keeping an inhailer around and re-freshed when they get too old)...AND coffee sure tastes better then then medication!

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    2. Re:Headache cure by hamsterboy · · Score: 2, Interesting
      However, caffiene withdrawl also creates headaches, and the article is a little on the vague side to suggest otherwise.
      Actually, this is a myth. Caffiene relieves headaches, and so when you stop ingesting it, you're just feeling the headaches that were there all along.

      Don't believe me? Look at Excedrin; it's just a mixture of aspirin and caffiene.

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    3. Re:Headache cure by michael+path · · Score: 1

      Interesting.

      Although when I'm decaffinated, i'm almost always in a state of headache.

      Good for me to consider, because that tells me something else might be up.

      Thanks!

      -m.

    4. Re:Headache cure by TwistedGreen · · Score: 1

      Of course I don't believe you, because that's flawed logic and you're wrong.

      There's more than one way to get a headache.

    5. Re:Headache cure by Coolfish · · Score: 1

      lol, this should be marked funny, not interesting. :)

    6. Re:Headache cure by geekdoc · · Score: 1

      Your logic is flawed on this front.

      Caffeine falls into a category of drugs called methylxanthines which have many varied effects. One of these effects is to act on cerebral blood vessels causing them to constrict. This constriction does have relief effects for headaches, since the vast majority of headaches (including stress headaches and migranes) are due, at least in part, to dilation of the small blood vessels in the head and the inflammation this dilation causes. This is one of the reasons that Excedrin has caffeine (another being that caffeine increases your metabolic rate, causing the aspirin to begin acting faster).

      However, that has absolutely nothing to do with withdrawal headaches. Caffeine is a mildly-addictive drug, and the mechanism of this dependence is well-known (see here or here). Headaches are a common side-effect of withdrawal, and are even more common than normal in caffeine withdrawal (ever hear of weekend headaches?).

      PLEASE: for the sake of everyone who reads Slashdot, do not spread misinformation. Please mod parent down.

    7. Re:Headache cure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting. If I don't have a coffee by 10am I get a ripper of a headache. Also the same if I haven't been for a cr@p for a while.

    8. Re:Headache cure by DavittJPotter · · Score: 1

      Try drinking as much water as you can hold. You'll pee alot the first few days as your body flushes the toxins from your system, but you'll feel much better. :)

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    9. Re:Headache cure by juhaz · · Score: 1

      Huh?

      Headache is not a normal state your supposed to be in always when you don't take drugs to suppress it.

      Headache, or any continuing pain condition, is a sign about something being wrong. Be it withdrawal effect or something else, you're sure as hell NOT supposed to have constant headache just because you're not using painkillers on a daily basis.

  8. Coffee is boring by superpulpsicle · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Is it me or is coffee becoming more and more boring? Even starbucks can't turn me into a coffee drinker again.

    1. Re:Coffee is boring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      .. I hope you don't think the same about sex....

    2. Re:Coffee is boring by YetAnotherLogin · · Score: 1, Funny

      No. That's just you getting old.

    3. Re:Coffee is boring by mrscorpio · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's because Starbucks is the McDonald's of coffee, and you don't go to McDonald's for its fine cuisine! Go to your nearest independant place near a college campus for better coffee.

      Chris

    4. Re:Coffee is boring by UpLateDrinkingCoffee · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Boring? Sure if you are stuck on a black and decker coffee maker and basket filters. You've gotta mix up your brew methods and experience the alchemy of making a good cup of coffee. Try a french press, that can be pretty exciting but hard to clean. One of my favorite methods is the Chorreador de cafe. It's the traditional method in Costa Rica where, as far as I'm concerned, the best tasting coffee beans come from.

      Oh, it should go without saying that grinding the beans just before you use them is the only way to get exiting coffee. Pre-ground might be convenient, but it loses flavor fast. Also, Starbucks is great for convenience, but I think the quality of their coffee beans has slipped. It's still way better than McDonalds, but you can get a way better cup at home with a little effort.

      Hope that helps everyone on the road to exciting coffee!

    5. Re:Coffee is boring by Hiro+Antagonist · · Score: 5, Funny

      Identifying Starbucks as the pinnacle of coffee is like identifying Michael Jackson as the model of proper child care.

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    6. Re:Coffee is boring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try other cultural varieties like Turkish coffee or Arabic coffee

    7. Re:Coffee is boring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have fun with a vacuum pot! Works great, and you can probably mod it into a nifty bong.

      This is what I have (along with several other machines)
      http://www.coffee-makers-espresso-machi nes.com/bod um-santos-vacuum-coffee-brewer.html

    8. Re:Coffee is boring by evilad · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I use a Melita cone which isn't that much different from your Chorreador. The only real difference is that it uses paper filters instead of cloth -- which I prefer, because I grind my own and find that cloth, like metal mesh, lets fine particulate get through.

      But really, if you're into amusing ways to brew coffee, I'm surprised you didn't bring up the amazingly cool-looking Vacuum Percolator.

    9. Re:Coffee is boring by lambent · · Score: 1

      That should read, "Go to your nearest independant place near a college campus" for cheap, strung-out coffee and obnoxious, pretentious patrons.

      Look at me, mama! I'm a college boy now! I drink 'expresso' with the girlies! w00t!

      If you want REALLY good coffee, get in your car ... go out on the highway ... drive to the middle of nowhere and stop at the dirtiest, dingiest truck stop you can find. When coffee is a neccessity for your livelihood and personal safety , you can be damn sure they'll do it right.

    10. Re:Coffee is boring by Rostin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's a silly thing to argue about, but I have a lot of esteem for Starbucks. The quality of the espresso and coffee you get at a locally-owned place depends pretty heavily on things like how rigorously the baristas are trained, the quality and freshness of the beans, and so on. All these factors depend ultimately on a combination of how good a manager the owner is and how much he knows/cares about coffee (which is, btw, a far more subtle art than most people realize). Starbucks is in the business of coffee and has been for years and years. They know what they're doing. That doesn't necessarily mean that they are doing it well, because they could be doing a crappy job intentionally for business reasons, but my experience has been that Starbucks is consistently decent. It's certainly possible to get better coffee at a locally owned joint (When I was still in a college town, I always went to the locally owned places over the Starbucks, partially out of principle, but mostly because they were just as good), but it isn't absolutely going to happen. In fact, the worst "latte" I've ever had was at a locally owned place, probably because the lady running the machine had no freaking idea what she was doing.

    11. Re:Coffee is boring by the_twisted_pair · · Score: 0

      Apart from avoiding $tarbucks, try taking a break from coffee altogether. I don't mean give it up - just avoid it for a week or two or three. Plenty of others things out there to drink, some of which are even better for you (red wine anyone? OK, maybe not at work...). After a short break, any coffee tastes good, and great coffee is a real treat. Same as anything in life - variety is the key.

    12. Re:Coffee is boring by thelasttemptation · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dude.... That's a bong...

    13. Re:Coffee is boring by diablobynight · · Score: 1
      and you'll get maxwell house, made by drip. You could have saved yourself a drive and went to the grocery store and made it at home.

      by the way, I go to an engineering school, and pay about 22,000$ a year for an education that requires me to be up 20 hours of the day to get my 4 point, so go screw yourself if you think coffee isn't as needed for me as it is for some trucker that can pull off the road and sleep eight hours whenever he feels like it.

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    14. Re:Coffee is boring by JordanH · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I find that ironic because, here in Ohio, USA, the real McDonald's of coffee would habe to be Tim Horton's, which is owned by the Wendy's Hamburger chain.

      Funny thing though. I like their coffee a LOT better than Starbucks and it's a lot more reasonably priced.

    15. Re:Coffee is boring by diablobynight · · Score: 1

      If you drink your coffee black and ussually in the morning after a hang over, you simply make it with Maxwell House in your own pot, and avoid the whining yuppies in the coffee houses all together.

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    16. Re:Coffee is boring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obviously have no idea about the tight schedules of truckers. sleep eight hours whenever he feels like it my ass.

    17. Re:Coffee is boring by diablobynight · · Score: 1
      Ummm...so what's the big difference between this and a Krupps. in yours you have coffee in a filter, that you pour hot water through. Last time I checked, that's what my coffee pot does as well, The difference is your filter hangs like a net and is in a stupid wooden stand, where as my filter is inside my coffee pot.

      So is the difference simply that your coffee doesn't get to spend is much time in the beans as my coffee does, because yours can just flow out all over the place?

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    18. Re:Coffee is boring by xaaronx · · Score: 1

      I'm lucky in that I've lived most of my life in a town with a great local coffee shop chain, though they're expanding in a seeming attempt to reach Starbucks-like bloat, Port City Java. Well-trained baristas and good locally roasted beans, at least in the Wilmington area. In fact, the roastery used to be around the corner from the original store downtown and when they were roasting you could smell it all over the central business district. They kept Starbucks out until about '97/'98 when Barnes and Noble got an in-store cafe, and we still only have three, counting the B&N cafe in town, as opposed to around ten PCJs. Thanks to those guys, I've managed to never enter a Starbucks. And get great coffee.

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    19. Re:Coffee is boring by ipxodi · · Score: 2, Informative

      Starbucks deserves accliam for their marketing methods and their ability to take over the marketplace. (much like our favorite whipping boy, Bill Gates.)
      However, the reason most people think Starbucks is great coffee is because A) it's consistant (like McDonalds), B) it's expensive, and C) it is a reasonable quality. (though not top quality.)
      Also they have "converted" most of the country into "west coast roast" (heavily roasted) afficionados, and very few people appreciate the "east coast" (lighter roast) style that actually allows more of the nuances of flavor through.
      One of the best old-time "east coast" coffee purveyors was Boston's Coffee Connection, which Starbucks bought in the early 90's, and promptly did away with. (That was great coffee -- I was so bummed...)

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    20. Re:Coffee is boring by cpex · · Score: 1

      who needs starbukcs, i dont go for those fancy foo foo lates, just give me my coffe straight up, mauybe with a bit of coffemate in it. I had 4 cups after midnight last night pulled another all nighter trying to get my damn compiler working. good knews i was able to compile a tetris game from oberon and it worked at god damn 2:30am whooo hoooo

    21. Re:Coffee is boring by cpex · · Score: 1

      I just got this cusinart coffe maker from costco. Very excellent. I had this coffee/expresso maker from deloghni. stay away. the digital clock and status lights never worked. i bought one for myy parents for christmas and theirs never worked either. for almost $200 i would hope that it would have worked. took it backa nd turned it into a blender and food processor and a coffemaker.

    22. Re:Coffee is boring by dipipanone · · Score: 2, Funny

      That should read, "Go to your nearest independant place near a college campus" for cheap, strung-out coffee and obnoxious, pretentious patrons.

      Such places *do* tend to be full of obnoxious, pretentious patrons, but the attraction of such places is that the coffee that they sell is supposed to be of very high quality, freshly roasted and with careful attention paid to serving. It's not always the case though, I'll admit.

      Look at me, mama! I'm a college boy now! I drink 'expresso' with the girlies! w00t!

      Heh. If *you* were a college boy, you'd know that the stuff was actually called 'espresso'. And don't knock it. He'll *still* be fucking those fine, perfumed college-educated girls when Mrs. Lambent is too worn out to give you any, because of her long day tendering the hogs.

      If you want REALLY good coffee, get in your car ... go out on the highway ... drive to the middle of nowhere and stop at the dirtiest, dingiest truck stop you can find. When coffee is a neccessity for your livelihood and personal safety , you can be damn sure they'll do it right.

      Don't talk crap. When did you ever find a dirty dingy truck stop that sold single estate arabicas and fine espresso blends that were roasted within the last few days and ground immediately before serving?

      Of course, if your idea of 'doing it right' is serving up commercial swill that's grown in Vietnam and sold at $2 per ton to multinational companies, then you're absolutely correct. You'll find plenty of that in dingy truck stops.

      Personally, I'd rather drink raw sewage than that crap, but if that's your favoured drink -- enjoy.

      Perhaps the old slapper serving up the stuff may even become the future Mrs. Lambent?

    23. Re:Coffee is boring by carn1fex · · Score: 1

      Bah.. The whole 'im anti-establishment because i dont go to starbucks' is such horse shit. If you ever eat at Subway or Taco bell or you buy any product in a chain grocery store youre a total hypocrite. If local coffee has cheaper coffee thats good then theyre all set for the free market battle and more power to them.. if they think they can charge 4 dollars for a fucking cup of coffee but somehow 'deserve' your money more than starbucks than i got a present for them, a lifesize poster of myself with my balls dunked in a tasty cup of iced caramel mochiatto with a big thumbs up, smile and wink from yours truley.

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    24. Re:Coffee is boring by coastwalker · · Score: 1

      It is true that pre-ground changes flavour as it oxidises but I dont notice much degredation over the week or so a sealed bag full lasts...

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    25. Re:Coffee is boring by aschlemm · · Score: 1

      Sadly I've found that the quality of a Starbuck's cup of coffee can greatly vary. I live in Seattle and there are coffee houses pracitically everywhere and generally Starbuck's is OK although I prefer Tully's, or one of the smaller stands around town like Monorail Espresso. I generally don't go to Starbuck's unless I have no other choice. When I've travelled outside of Seattle I had the chance to visit a Starbuck's in downtown Chicago and the coffee was awful! It was a cold morning with a windchill warning of -20F and I would have liked a good cup coffee that morning. That's not to say that Chicago doesn't have good coffee available it was just my luck of the Starbuck's draw that day that I went to a store that sucked.

    26. Re:Coffee is boring by rleibman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      the digital clock and status lights never worked.

      Peeve of mine... why does every appliance in the modern kitchen need to come with a digital clock and kitchen timer? I count five as I stand in my kitchen. I DON'T want another clock in my can opener! They are a pain to set (the U.I. in each one is slightly difference) and everytime we have a blackout (about twice a year), or I'm working on the lights, or when I need to adjust savings time I have to set all of them over again.
      C'mon, learn from software engineering: Create components that do ONE thing only and do it well.

    27. Re:Coffee is boring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you don't go to McDonald's for its fine cuisine!

      That's right- you go to McDonald to spill coffee in your lap and sue!

    28. Re:Coffee is boring by SoTuA · · Score: 1
      IMHO, this is the way to brew good coffee.

      Mr. Coffee my ass.

    29. Re:Coffee is boring by I_M_Noman · · Score: 1
      commercial swill that's grown in Vietnam
      Hey, now! Don't be hatin' on the Viet coffee! I think Viet coffee is some of the best in the world. 'Course, you have to make it in one of those individual drippers you buy in Ben Thanh Market in HCMC. Otherwise the experience just ain't the same. (Oh, and leave out the condensed milk while you're at it.)
    30. Re:Coffee is boring by grammaticaster · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, Starbuck's isn't cheaper than most independent coffee shops. Its ubiquity and (decent) quality have more to do with its success than price. One of my pet peeves is when people talk about a "four-dollar cup of coffee." Yes, there are many coffee drinks that you can get for four dollars, but a cup of normal coffee (not espresso) still only costs about a buck at most shops. A cup of plain espresso usually costs less than two bucks, too. It's cappuccinos and drinks that require the barista to grind, tamp, and brew the espresso beans, plus froth milk (which is more difficult than it might seem) and put flavoring or cream in it that cost four bucks. You're really paying for the labor, not the materials in that case.

      By the way, is that poster still available?

    31. Re:Coffee is boring by dipipanone · · Score: 1

      Don't be hatin' on the Viet coffee!

      Vietnamese coffee is killing people

    32. Re:Coffee is boring by gobbo · · Score: 1
      Oh! a nice troll!

      Recipe for the non-boring morning rush:

      Fair-trade shade-grown espresso beans

      electric bean grinder

      stovetop steel espresso maker

      hot milk (~60 C)

      an aerolatte frother (I'm not shilling, google it if you care)

      That way I have a rockin' cappucino in about 4 minutes, and no restaurant or barista can match it.

    33. Re:Coffee is boring by mrscorpio · · Score: 1

      Well, I don't hate Starbucks because I'm anti-establishment. Quite the opposite actually, I am open-minded enough to eat at a national or multi-national chain if the food's good and the price is right (coincidentally, for the ones mentioned, I despise Subway and much prefer Jimmy John's/Big Mikes, Quizno's, or Blimpie, and Taco Bell is ok but I prefer the local sit-down Mexican restaurant chain).

      I used to live in a small private college town and now I live in a Big Ten, and I would never get coffee at a Starbucks here unless I was with someone else who insisted on it (funnily, there wasn't an honest-to-god Starbucks here until a few months ago, save the one inside Barnes and Noble at the mall across town).

      Chris

    34. Re:Coffee is boring by silicon+not+in+the+v · · Score: 1
      The quality of the espresso and coffee you get at a locally-owned place depends pretty heavily on things like how rigorously the baristas are trained...
      That is an interesting point you make. I didn't know there was so much to the espresso side of things until about a year ago. I'm used to regular coffee makers, where they just run, and it's done when it stops dripping. I live in Boise Idaho, and there is a coffe place called Moxie Java that we have out here. They have them in 14 states so far. I was talking with a guy who works there, and they don't let regular joes off the street come and start working their coffee counters. They specifically want to avoid the Starbucks crappiness of people not knowing what they are doing and making bad coffee. All Moxie people have to go to barista training school before they can do the espresso at Moxie.

      My friend and I have an ongoing joking argument about Moxie vs. Starbucks. I've had Starbucks several times, and I can stand stuff like mochas and white mochas because they flavor them enough, but I've had some of their regular coffee, and a latte, and they are just so bitter that no amount of sugar would cure it. I asked my 'Bucks-liking friend what he usually orders, and he said "Caramel Macciatto". Oh, right. I get lattes at Moxie because they actually taste good without having to fix them with caramel.
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    35. Re:Coffee is boring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Starbucks is too big and has trouble with quality control. When Starbucks was much smaller/less of a phenomenon, they were excellent. I find much better quality now with a couple independent shops, it takes time and experimentation to try all the different shops, sometimes several times to figure out which are best, but it's worth it (providing you don't spend the time to research beans, equipment, etc and do it all yourself).

      Starbucks deserves some props since they made coffee shops trendy/popular in the USA... but the last several times I've been there I nearly wanted to pour the coffee out on to the street rather than drink it.

    36. Re:Coffee is boring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, if you don't like setting all those clocks, why don't you just set one, and leave the rest blinking at 12:00?

    37. Re:Coffee is boring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know if Quizno's is airing this commercial nationally, but their latest one around here (southern california) is pissing me off. I will never set foot in a Quizno's restaurant ever again. This fucking commercial is BY FAR the most annoying piece of shit I have ever seen on television. I would rather watch a month-long American Idol marathon (even the "bad" shit that got cut -- as if the ones that made it were "good", ha!) than see another second of this fucking commericial.

      It has 2 "blobs" (the best way to describe them) with I think a guitar and a mexican looking hat. They're screeching out something that vaguely sounds like "eat Quizno's suuuuubs!" in a really annoying high falsetto voice. It throws me into a rage every time it comes on. I can't fucking take it anymore! THEY THOUGHT THIS WOULD GET PEOPLE TO LIKE THEM??? What the fuck were those assholes smoking when they crapped this shit out of their asses?

      Anyone else seen this crap? Care to back me up?

      Anyway, Quizno's should die a painful death. I was pretty neutral on them before, but now they must die.

    38. Re:Coffee is boring by mrscorpio · · Score: 1

      They called "Sponge Monkeys" and yes they're everywhere, and yes they do suck. Search google for more info on them. They actually were a flash animation on the internet first, singing about the moon!

      Chris

    39. Re:Coffee is boring by God!+Awful+2 · · Score: 1

      If you want REALLY good coffee, get in your car ... go out on the highway ... drive to the middle of nowhere and stop at the dirtiest, dingiest truck stop you can find.

      Right... and I'm so sure you've actually tested that theory.

      -a

    40. Re:Coffee is boring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's some strong coffee.

      Mean, too.

  9. Well.. by hookedup · · Score: 4, Funny

    The only health benifits I can see at my office would be for my co-workers.

    Since it's their health that's in jeopardy if I dont get my coffee.

    1. Re:Well.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ROR!, LAWLZ!

      Pardon me if I can't stand the "dangerous without coffee" jokes.

  10. Oh no! by DaHat · · Score: 2, Funny

    So you mean all these years when I thought I was being healthy and avoiding it... I've been hurting myself? Next you're going to tell me the large amounts of caffeine I don't ingest daily in the form of other beverages is also bad for me... if you'll excuse me though, it's 9:15 and I need to wait up before I get to work... while here at work.

  11. Ok - then what about ... by JSkills · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ok - then what about caffiene soap? Will it make my arteries extra squeaky clean?

    1. Re:Ok - then what about ... by 2bearz · · Score: 1

      My wife & I are in the candle business and we watched a demo at our convention last year about making caffienated soap and all the benefits associated with it; i.e., make cellulite disappear, get the *wake-up* from showering, antibacterial, skin cancer protection, etc. I did some checking and found this link to be interesting: Ask Erowid I make the soap for myself and friends but other than the antibacterial properties, I'd take the rest with a grain of salt.

  12. Mmmm.... Coffee... by jbrelie · · Score: 1, Funny

    Ah... I've been waiting for an article just like this to ease that "I should drink less coffee" feeling. Now everytime I have such a foolish thought, I can remind myself that coffee is good for me, and I would be hurting myself if I didn't drink 2.5 gallons a day.

  13. Shpoiled little kidsh by Stile+65 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Dr Trombetti is adamant that a cup of milky coffee could make the ideal start for the next generation of coffee lovers - Italy's drowsy school kids - stimulating their brains ahead of a day that often lasts from 0830 until 1600.

    When I wash their age, I wash in shcool from sheven pm the night before to nine pm every shingle day! And I tell you what, shonny, I liked it and didn't need no shtinkin' coffee, no siree! And we didn't have no shtinkin' 24-hour time neither!

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    1. Re:Shpoiled little kidsh by Dirtside · · Score: 1
      When I wash their age, I wash in shcool from sheven pm the night before to nine pm every shingle day! And I tell you what, shonny, I liked it and didn't need no shtinkin' coffee, no siree! And we didn't have no shtinkin' 24-hour time neither!
      Sean Connery? Is that you?
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  14. Coffee is food by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Coffee is a health drink" my ass.
    I eat my coffee with a fork.

    1. Re:Coffee is food by welloy · · Score: 1
      eat it?

      i grind it up real fine like and rub in on the insides of my eye lids. keeps me awake all day.

    2. Re:Coffee is food by BenV666 · · Score: 1

      I tried that, but my fork melted.

    3. Re:Coffee is food by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Pansy. The real way is to score the bottoms of your feet with a razorblade, then pour the grounds into your shoes.

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    4. Re:Coffee is food by Ardillo · · Score: 1

      Coffee became my friend in college. My friends and I always got better grades when the coffee would start slipping us the answers and taucht us valuable life lessons by making sure we got out of bed for class by coming over and slapping us awake.

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  15. Coffee is also a great way to lose weight by tdwebste · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Caffeine is not as strong as ephedrine, but it still works in some what the same way.

    If that is not enough a good dose of lack of sleep will make anyone lose weight :)

    1. Re:Coffee is also a great way to lose weight by stevesliva · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Black coffee, I've been told, also has zero calories. Skip the cream and sugar and it's a healthy diet drink.

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    2. Re:Coffee is also a great way to lose weight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Water, I've been told, also has zero calories. Skip the sparkles and sugar and it's a healthy diet drink.

    3. Re:Coffee is also a great way to lose weight by JCMay · · Score: 1
      Actually, lack of sleep will make weight loss more difficult! From that article:

      Dr. Jana Klauer is an expert on obesity, and she says new studies show a link between sleep and weight loss. Sleep deprivation causes a rise in the stress hormone cortisol, which in turn raises insulin levels, preventing fat burn.

    4. Re:Coffee is also a great way to lose weight by mr.capaneus · · Score: 1

      So don't drink coffee at night. Drink it in the morning through afternoon.

    5. Re:Coffee is also a great way to lose weight by Jotaigna · · Score: 1

      I also preffer water . Still since coffee is a stimulant, increases the pace of your normal metabolism resulting in a little more calories burnt each hour. So it is a diet diet drink.

      I tried once to do the "coffee" diet and my belly wasnt smaller and it felt like a hole inside!, so please dont drink coffee to lose weight.

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    6. Re:Coffee is also a great way to lose weight by cpex · · Score: 2, Insightful

      yes especially with all the time you will be spending on the toilet if you drink enough, should lose some good wieght

    7. Re:Coffee is also a great way to lose weight by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Crystal Meth also has no calories and is great for weight loss. Sadly, I had to stop because of some of its side effects, which included not getting anything done while under the delusion that I was being more productive, seeing things that weren't there (really not that much of a problem as you get used to it), and worst of all, not being able to quit when I wanted. It was the first time I felt that I was not in control of myself.

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  16. subjectivity by iezhy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    it's the matter of pros and cons - like for every thing in our lives. some aspect of coffe are good to healt some are bad. thats just the way things are in life :-)

    1. Re:subjectivity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently the benefits are lost by the fact that the liver cannot detox your body fast enough. I read that the body can only detox about 1 - 2 cups a day. If you are drink 5 - 10 a day, then the rest is accumulating somewhere I guess.

  17. Obviously... by UncleBiggims · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The article says, "It can relieve headaches." Isn't that just plain obvious. Especially considering that the most common headache relieved by coffee is in fact caused by caffeine withdrawl.

    Besides that, this article is obviously lacking in supporting information. What did this "scientific" study involve? Was this simply a look at the components of coffee: antioxidants, tannin, etc? Or was it a double blind study that looked at the long term effects of 4 cups a day?

    Are you Corn Fed?

    1. Re:Obviously... by dangermouse · · Score: 4, Informative
      The article says, "It can relieve headaches." Isn't that just plain obvious. Especially considering that the most common headache relieved by coffee is in fact caused by caffeine withdrawl.

      Caffeine can relieve tension headaches, which have nothing to do with caffeine withdrawal. They're caused by overdilation of capillaries in your head, and caffeine (like ibuprofen) is a vasoconstrictor.

    2. Re:Obviously... by prgrmr · · Score: 1

      It appears the good doctor, in touting the Mediteranian diet, has contradicted herself:

      goolge translation

      Original article in Italian

      (a pic of the doc can be seen here)

    3. Re:Obviously... by Chalybeous · · Score: 1

      It can also cause pretty atrocious headaches. I've had chocolate-covered coffee beans before, and believe me, you do not want to eat more than four or five of those an hour. If you scarf down a whole bag like they were jelly beans, your head will feel like someone's trying to trepan your skull from the inside. Not even aspirin knocked that on the head, and on top of which my heart rate shot up and I got the shakes for about half an hour.

      And that was how I learned that - to paraphrase the late, great Jim Croce - you don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind, you don't tug the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger, and you sure as fuck don't abuse anything made from coffee beans. (I wouldn't even try to eat the unroasted fruit that the "bean" comes from - it's rather like a cherry and is over 25 times more potent)

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    4. Re:Obviously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't that just plain obvious. Especially considering that the most common headache relieved by coffee is in fact caused by caffeine withdrawl.

      Careful with your reasoning.

      The most common headache relieved by heroin is in fact caused by heroin withdrawal.

      Caffeine withdrawal causes several other effects besides the headache. So does heroin withdrawal. In both cases, returning to the drug can eliminate the headache. However, while caffeine can aid in headache relief not caused by caffeine withdrawal, heroin will not relieve a non-withdrawal headache.

    5. Re:Obviously... by Squeak · · Score: 1

      A number of years ago a colleague of mine brought a packet of chocolate coated coffee beans into the office, then found that he didn't like them. Lucky me, and unlucky colleagues - I was practically bouncing off the walls that afternoon.
      Mind you, I think I have developed too much of a caffeine immunity since then. I recently munched my way through a whole large packet of these things in a morning, then dozed off at lunchtime.

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    6. Re:Obviously... by drooling-dog · · Score: 1

      Caffeine has been an ingredient in many over-the-counter pain relief meds for a long time. Excedrin, for one...

    7. Re:Obviously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      from the article:
      Scientific evidence

      Dr Trombetti says she hates the stuff herself - but points to a welter of scientific evidence to back her case.
      ...like this case full of money from one "Juan Valdez", providing backing for her research.
    8. Re:Obviously... by Chalybeous · · Score: 1

      Bounced off the walls, huh?
      *sings* Oh, the wonderful thing about Tiggers, is Tiggers are wonderful things...

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    9. Re:Obviously... by dipipanone · · Score: 1

      heroin will not relieve a non-withdrawal headache.

      Don't be silly. Heroin (Diamorphine) is the strongest analgesic in the British National Formulary.

      If it will relieve your cancer pain, you can safely assume that it will also put paid to your migraine.

    10. Re:Obviously... by Vaughn+Anderson · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Caffeine can relieve tension headaches, which have nothing to do with caffeine withdrawal. They're caused by overdilation of capillaries in your head, and caffeine (like ibuprofen) is a vasoconstrictor.

      Sorry I have to reply to this, you are just way off.

      One question:

      Why do you think you get a headache from expanding capillaries?

      [drum roll]

      Answer:

      Because caffine initially "constricted" them in the first place, then you go into caffine withdrawl your capillaries start to go back to _normal_ (of which you would like to call "overdilation") you get your headache, and *boom*, caffine cures your headache... (call them tension headaches if you want, look up some unbiased research out there, there's plenty of it)

    11. Re:Obviously... by dangermouse · · Score: 1
      Because caffine initially "constricted" them in the first place, then you go into caffine withdrawl your capillaries start to go back to _normal_ (of which you would like to call "overdilation") you get your headache, and *boom*, caffine cures your headache... (call them tension headaches if you want, look up some unbiased research out there, there's plenty of it)

      Yeah, you're right. Headaches are nothing more than caffeine or ibuprofen withdrawal symptoms. They're certainly never caused by stress, tension, hunger, physical activity, dietary factors, or anything else.

      Yes, headache is a symptom of caffeine withdrawal. But that doesn't mean that headache is caused only by the absence of caffeine, or that taking a little caffeine to treat a headache is setting yourself up for a lifetime of dependency for headache avoidance. You really need to calm down.

    12. Re:Obviously... by Vaughn+Anderson · · Score: 1
      Yeah, you're right. Headaches are nothing more than caffeine or ibuprofen withdrawal symptoms. They're certainly never caused by stress, tension, hunger, physical activity, dietary factors, or anything else.

      I didn't feel the need to put all this in context of the actual parent reply because I would figure people reading this would take that into account, so I guess I am wrong. Let me spell it out for you plainly.

      Person 1:

      The article says, "It can relieve headaches." Isn't that just plain obvious. Especially considering that the most common headache relieved by coffee is in fact caused by caffeine withdrawl.

      Person 2:

      Caffeine can relieve tension headaches, They're caused by overdilation of capillaries in your head, and caffeine (like ibuprofen) is a vasoconstrictor.

      Me:

      In regards to a headache caused by tension you are refering to muscles and external aspects of stress that would not nesscarily cause any effect on capillaries in your head. But will most certainly cause headaches.

      Where as a headache caused by resizing (going back to normal from constriction) capillaries in the brain is a proven and direct result of caffeine withdrawl.

      If you are going to say that a tension headache that is caused by resizing capillaries, that is 100% purely seperate from any caffeine ingestion, you need to back this up with at least one reasonable study to show this. And to actually prove your point, show a bunch.

      Considering the plethora of studies that show that caffeine ingestion will indeed cure a caffeine withdrawl headache, trying to spin this notion to mean something else appears as just that, spin.

      You really need to calm down.

      Feel free to stand idly by while lies are passed as the truth. I personally have done research on caffeine effects on my own body and with a few other people and found conclusively that caffeine robs your body of energy, health, vitality and makes you mentally less able to deal properly with normal everyday stress.

      If you are at all scientific, try this, quit caffeine cold turkey, see how you feel for a week. Then don't drink it for a month. Exercise eat properly, then go back to caffeine. Take careful note on how you react to people, how your temper is, what irritates you, have well you work, how your body feels on the inside as well as the outside.

      I quit for 3 months, and came back to it, and then quit again. Talk from experience or back your statements up with facts.

      Considering that caffeine actually put's your body in distress and adds tension, I find it to be extremely poor solution to a headache, unless it's a caffeine withdrawl headache, and then only a temporary solution.

  18. Is this considered a dupe? by Black+Rabbit · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Every so often a news item comes out about the benefits of coffee or whatever, followed by the news item that comes out within weeks that completely contradicts it. Happened before and it will happen again.

    And somebody on /. will kick and scream about duplicate stories.

    1. Re:Is this considered a dupe? by igrp · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Very true. You might find Coffee Health Myths Explained and Google Cache version of a government study interesting. I guess when it comes to socially-accepted "drugs", there's always a lot of FUD involved.

    2. Re:Is this considered a dupe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How the fsck is this considered offtopic?

    3. Re:Is this considered a dupe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now someone needs to fund a study to conclude that LSD is better than Viagra and heightens pleasure yada yada...

  19. I agree, but define healthy differently. by still+cynical · · Score: 5, Funny

    Coffee (preferably espresso) is vital to my health. Of course, I'm thinking more along the lines of preventing a subdural hematoma caused by my forehead slamming onto my desk. Coffee is a great preventative for that.

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  20. yeah, yeah... by Boing · · Score: 2, Funny

    Quick! I haven't had my morning cup of "scientific study that 'proves' what I want to believe". I'm going to be a jittery wreck for the rest of the day if I can't get justification for my ridiculously bad nutritional habits!

    1. Re:yeah, yeah... by Imperator · · Score: 2, Funny

      Pssst... check out my new "bacon and eggs" diet. You can eat as much as you want of steak and chocolate and all that good stuff. Just watch out for bread and pasta...

      (I swear, it's a scientific diet! Ignore the giant marketing machine that's profiting from it.)

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    2. Re:yeah, yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't eat chocolate on a low-carb diet, unless it's sugar-free.
      Then, you might as well give credit for soy flour-based pasta and bread. Blech.

  21. Prejudiced Generalization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm Italian, and I don't drink coffee. And I certainly don't appreciate a story that portrays us (or technies for that matter) as coffee-swillers.

    It's really not good journalism to post material like that guys.

    1. Re:Prejudiced Generalization by Biotech9 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Generalisations are GENERALLY right. There are ALWAYS exceptions.
      I used to work in a cafe, and I learnt quick when an american asks for an espresso he wants a small shot of coffee. When an italian asked for an espresso he wanted the first teaspoon of water out of the machine, which was black as night and as strong as tar.
      My GENERAL experience with Italians and coffee is that they like it strong enough to strip paint. Just like GENERALLY Irish prefer tea, or nerds prefer jolt.

    2. Re:Prejudiced Generalization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      >It's really not good journalism to post material like that guys.

      good journalism on slashdot? you must be new here

    3. Re:Prejudiced Generalization by fsmunoz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm Italian, and I don't drink coffee. And I certainly don't appreciate a story that portrays us (or technies for that matter) as coffee-swillers.

      Dude, the fact remains that in the last Euro statistics I have red Italians were #1 household coffe drinkers ("expresso") and Portuguese were #1 out-of-house coffee drinkers (also "expresso").

      Look at it this way: you might not drink coffee, but at least enjoy with the fact that if you did drink it you would be able to drink good one and not some creamed-watered-gigatic-soup-like mess.

    4. Re:Prejudiced Generalization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we're sorry, please go buy yourself some pasta and a good cup off coffee send a copy of the bill to CmdrTaco and we will be glad to reimburse you on this.

    5. Re:Prejudiced Generalization by cpex · · Score: 1

      well i am italian and i drink a hell of a lot of coffee so you be damned

    6. Re:Prejudiced Generalization by Espectr0 · · Score: 1

      So? That doesn't matter.

      Some of the countries where you can find mostly good coffee everywhere are Brazil, Colombia, Venezuela, Cuba and arabian countries.

      Worst coffee out there? Any american-served one.
      The irony? Most american coffee is actually colombian.
      The problem? Americans drink what we venezuelans call "guayoyo" which is simply a very light cup of coffee.
      If you are in miami or know a place where they sell cuban coffee, try their expressos. Comes in a very small cup, and it's strong.

      How to measure the strength of coffee by only looking at it? Check the surface. Strong coffee looks thicker and has brown bubbles all over it.

    7. Re:Prejudiced Generalization by SoTuA · · Score: 1
      Every try a ristretto? It usually is like a finger's worth of really thick and black coffee. It's like the leftover on the pail you used when tarring the roof.

      And strong as that :)

    8. Re:Prejudiced Generalization by tweder · · Score: 1

      WTF is "expresso"?

    9. Re:Prejudiced Generalization by wtrmute · · Score: 1

      "espresso" is an Italian word that means 'express, quick'. The equivalent Portuguese word is "expresso", pronounced the same as in Italian. Therefore, when Portuguese write down "espresso", they use their word instead.

      In other words, c'est tout la meme chose.

    10. Re:Prejudiced Generalization by rockola · · Score: 1

      in the last Euro statistics I have red Italians were #1 household coffe drinkers ("expresso")

      Possibly, if you only count espresso. However, Finns consume more than two times as much coffee (per capita) as Italians.

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    11. Re:Prejudiced Generalization by fsmunoz · · Score: 1

      wrtmute' post is correct, expresso is the portuguese equivalent for the italian espresso. I actually meant to write "espresso", but since the two words are so similar it crept in.

    12. Re:Prejudiced Generalization by fsmunoz · · Score: 1

      Yes, only counting "espresso" (see the other post for the espresso/expresso thing). This because an espresso is strionger than "normal" coffee but in the whole one consumes less cafeine.

    13. Re:Prejudiced Generalization by Dirtside · · Score: 1
      Generalisations are GENERALLY right. There are ALWAYS exceptions.
      Is there an exception to the rule that there are always exceptions, meaning that sometimes there are no exceptions? AHHH! PARADOX!! *head explodes*
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    14. Re:Prejudiced Generalization by Synonymous+Yellowbel · · Score: 1
      ...Italians were #1 household coffe drinkers ("expresso")...

      AFAIK, most Italians wouldn't dream of purchasing an expensive espresso machine for their house, as they have such damn good stuff at the place down the road. A vast proportion of them do, however, own and use stovetop moka pots, which use steam pressure to produce a strong espresso-like coffee.

    15. Re:Prejudiced Generalization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > red Italians were #1 household coffe drinkers

      I guess in modern-day Italy, the communists need to stay really alert, huh?

  22. Coffee, beer, what's next? by vijayiyer · · Score: 3, Funny

    Cool. Coffee is now good for you. Beer (and any other form of alcohol) is good for you. Now I just need to find out bacon is healthy too, and maybe I'll be less likely to get a heart attack!

    1. Re:Coffee, beer, what's next? by jspayne · · Score: 1
      Now I just need to find out bacon is healthy too...

      Um, heard of the Atkins Diet? More and more evidance is showing that blood cholesterol is produced by the liver when blood sugar is high, not from eating it. Most people on the Atkins Diet see an improvement in HDL/LDL ratio, and a dramatic reduction in triglycerides.

    2. Re:Coffee, beer, what's next? by SpyPlane · · Score: 1

      According to all the Atkins/Southbeach/idiot diets out there, bacon IS good for you. It's got NO carbs whatsoever!! So eat away my friend!

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    3. Re:Coffee, beer, what's next? by SlightlyMadman · · Score: 1

      Try these. They're made of mostly egg whites and soy protein. Before you judge them too harshly, give them a shot. They really taste great, as long as you cook them just right (burn very easily), with a little bit of olive oil.

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    4. Re:Coffee, beer, what's next? by drooling-dog · · Score: 1

      Well, yesterday I read about a study financed by the National Dairy Council concluding that you can keep those excess pounds off of your kids by feeding them lots of milk and cheese. I'd include a link but I haven't had my 3rd cup of coffee yet...

    5. Re:Coffee, beer, what's next? by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      I take it that you're either a lacto-ovo vegetarian, or you've never had a strip of real bacon in your life, right? Those things are absolutely horrid, and I'll even eat turkey bacon (even though it tastes nothing like the real thing). Pork is just impossible to replicate with vegetable proteins.

      Soy protein-based substitute foods never taste anything like what they're trying to replace, and I really wonder how an entire market segment deludes themselves into thinking that they do. The only meat-substitute I've ever seen that managed to capture the taste and texture of the original is Quorn mycoprotein "chicken" products. However, Quorn "beef" and "hot dog" products are utterly attrocious.

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    6. Re:Coffee, beer, what's next? by SlightlyMadman · · Score: 1

      Well, I never said they tasted like bacon. But I don't like pork, so that's a good thing IMO. I also agree with you completely that soy burgers and hot dogs and such are revolting. The morningstar bacon is just for some reason really good. Are you sure you tried that specific brand? There's a couple others that taste like nasty sandwich meat.

      I heard of Quorn a couple of years ago, before it was available in the USA. It looks like it is now though, so I'll have to check it out.

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  23. Relieving headaches by asit+ler · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I've found that post-migrane consumption of coffee helps me out a lot. Perhaps this is an excuse to start drinking the stuff like water.

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    1. Re:Relieving headaches by chialea · · Score: 1

      1. Like another poster said, get em checked out, if you haven't already. There are a lot of diet and drug things you can do about migranes, which won't help for other kinds of headaches. Amazing things can trigger migranes, and avoiding those foods helps me amazingly. (On that note, it's truly amazing how many foods contain MSG.)

      2. Caffine fluxuations can cause really impressive migranes, so I've found it better to just avoid the stuff, with one exception. I would really, really reccomend that you don't drink a lot of the stuff, it will screw up your system, and give you a lot of migranes that you didn't have to have.

      3. Caffine is also a really good way of treating migranes during the aura stage. Saving it for this purpose is the best way to keep it effective, and will avoid a lot of extra migranes. They suck, you don't need any more of them.

      Lea

    2. Re:Relieving headaches by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 1

      "Perhaps this is an excuse to start drinking the stuff like water."

      For those odd people who drink more water than coffee...

  24. Dark-roasted coffee is "better" than medium by csoto · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Don't forget that the longer coffee beans are roasted, any coffee brewed from them will have less caffeine. Of course, darker roasted coffee tends to be more bitter and possibly more acidic (especially true of steam-brewed coffees, such as espresso). But, the tiny bit of acid and tannins in coffee is probably nothing compared to the damage done by caffeine (hey, I'm an addict - I live with it).

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    1. Re:Dark-roasted coffee is "better" than medium by NivenHuH · · Score: 1

      you mean it's not water..?? ;)

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    2. Re:Dark-roasted coffee is "better" than medium by BlkPanther · · Score: 1

      Actually lighter roasts are more acidic than dark roasts.

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    3. Re:Dark-roasted coffee is "better" than medium by dipipanone · · Score: 1

      especially true of steam-brewed coffees, such as espresso

      Uh, espresso isn't a 'steam-brewed coffee'. Espresso is usually made by forcing hot water (between 190-204 degrees F) through coffee grounds at around 9 bars of pressure. This is generally achieved by using a pump.

      Very cheap, crappy machines (those costing less than $100) sometimes use steam, but it's unlikely that anyone who knows coffee would describe the stuff that comes out of them as espresso.

    4. Re:Dark-roasted coffee is "better" than medium by stanmann · · Score: 1

      You are right and wrong... espresso is made by forcing hot water (215+ degrees F) through coffee grounds. Yes.. a pump is used.. but only to keep the water liquid.

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    5. Re:Dark-roasted coffee is "better" than medium by dipipanone · · Score: 1
      You are right and wrong...

      So which bit do you feel was wrong?

      espresso is made by forcing hot water (215+ degrees F) through coffee grounds.

      Not according to the people who are probably regarded as the world's leading experts in espresso, David Schomer and Andreas Illy.

      Take Schomerfor example:
      "My roast tastes best at 203 degrees F."
      Yes.. a pump is used.. but only to keep the water liquid.

      Rubbish. The pump is used to drive the water through the coffee at sufficient pressure (between 8 and 9 bar) to emulsify the oils and ensure proper extraction. If the pump serves to keep the water liquid, how do you account for the fact that until quite recently most 'proper' (ie, commercial) espresso machines used levers that relied on either springs or muscle power to ensure the sufficient pressure?

      I own a Gaggia, and I can assure you that the pump doesn't even start until I begin to pull a shot. When my boiler *is* full of steam (because I've been steaming milk for cappucinos), you have to drain it off and pull a few blank shots before the water is cool enough for another espresso.
    6. Re:Dark-roasted coffee is "better" than medium by csoto · · Score: 1

      Thank you for being pedantic.

      Yes, steam is like >400F. No, that's not true steam coming out of the Mr. Espresso Jr. But, most people recognize it as such.

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    7. Re:Dark-roasted coffee is "better" than medium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Darker roasts are a cheap-ass way to get stronger tasting coffee. Better to add more coffee to your machine then to have a burnt tasting brew.

    8. Re:Dark-roasted coffee is "better" than medium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      espresso is not steam-brewed, unless you have one of those crappy little braun models, but those machines are not capable of producing espresso, just strong coffee. espresso is made by forcing 180 degree water over condensed espresso blend grounds by means of a piston. the only steam involved is in steaming the milk for espresso drinks that contain it.

  25. E' allora? (And so?) by twilight30 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Keep in mind that an Italian saying coffee is good for you -- even with the disclaimer that she personally hates it -- only goes so far.

    I like it too, and I consume loads here in Italy -- but she has a vested interest in saying that espresso is the best of all types to drink.

    Why? Because you really have to try hard to find 'long coffee' or caffe' americano here. It's almost impossible. I remember a year ago watching a French girl flip her lid at some poor barista because he couldn't understand that she wanted the 'long coffee' instead of the syrupy stuff. And she was shouting at him in English, which was most amusing. She'd have had more success using French...

    Also, no other nationality fetishises food to the extent the Italians do. I'll leave it there.

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    1. Re:E' allora? (And so?) by fsmunoz · · Score: 1

      The contrary is also true though. I have travelled to Spain, Holland, France, Czeckia, etc and it's an ordeal to drink a regular "expresso" coffe. Some countries assume you want a largu cup of milk with coffee, others that you want a whole cup of some brown liquid they keep in a jar. Actually the only two places where coffee *is* expresso is Italy (of course) and Portugal.

      Now that you mentioned it I think that I *never* saw any kind of coffee except expresso served here... so I guess this evens things up.

    2. Re:E' allora? (And so?) by mikael · · Score: 1

      Try to order an "Americano". Funny name right? It's an espresso with hot water. It tastes like espresso, just a tad bit sweeter and not as strong. But correctly made it is not sour or bitter, just good, strong coffee. Every cafe with a real barista can make this.

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    3. Re:E' allora? (And so?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry but there is a typo in your Italian question :) "E allora" without the accent.

    4. Re:E' allora? (And so?) by DarkSarin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I spent a couple years in Portugal (though we may have some natives who are more aware of things than I am) and I have seen any number of them who would order an espresso, then dump an equal amount of milk into it.

      As far as the study is concerned, I am always suspicious of things like this. It is *not* that coffee is good for you, much like it is *not* the marijuana or the wine that is good for you, but rather that in specific instances, some of the ingredients can be medicinal. For instance, the oft-sited "fact" that wine is good for you, typically fails to mention that it is only red wine, and then its a result of the natural coloring agent. This agent is also found in red grape juice. So its not the wine, its an ingredient thereof.

      Similarly, its not coffe itself, but a specific set of ingredients in the coffee. This means that coffee itself may still be more harmful than good (who knows). Personally, I never touch the stuff, and I think it smells nasty (except *some* of the specialty stuff, but that's different).

      Someone will probably next study tobacco and find that its also *good* for you, but I don't think most of us are going to buy that.

      Always be suspicious of people who do research. I say this as a person currently involved in various types of research.

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    5. Re:E' allora? (And so?) by Srin+Tuar · · Score: 1

      So its not the wine, its an ingredient thereof.

      Wine is a cocktail of ingredients.
      (The ethyl alchohol and other trace ingredients are also considered beneficial in the current thought-trend)

      Further studies have shown that, contrary to our naive scientific understanding, it not just a single bulk ingredient that you can stamp out in pill form that has the desired potent beneficial effect.

      Snake poisons, foods, and herbal medicines etc are all relatively complex mixtures. The general trend in evolution is to simplify things to their most efficient form, so you have to imagine that at least some of that complexity is there for a reason.

    6. Re:E' allora? (And so?) by DarkSarin · · Score: 1

      Possibly so, but my point is that it IS possible to obtain the benefits of those ingredients in other forms, possibly without the negative side effects (eg, getting drunk) associated with wine (bad breath is another one).

      This doesn't mean that I think wine does not have benefits, just that it isn't a necessary part of the diet if you want certain benefits. Also, in American culture at least, there are relatively few individuals who are able to drink wine at the rate that is recommended to get the benefits, but no more.

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    7. Re:E' allora? (And so?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ask for a doppio lungo, if the barrister knows you well enough they can do it right, its basically a double espresso with warm milk on top, but boy is it good, and if you dont like it, then va caga

  26. I RTFA by chia_monkey · · Score: 4, Informative

    I read the article and it's just too damn short. "It COULD do this and it COULD do that". "It has anti-oxidants and that's good". Well duh. It also has caffeine which some health nuts say is good for you (raises metabolism, messes with your appetite, gives you energy to work out) and it can be bad for you (making you dependent on it, screwin' with your metabolism, etc). Coffee also supposedly messes with your cortisol levels (which is partly responsible for giving the fat gathering around the waist area).

    My point is, you'll see reports say it's healthy, you'll see reports say it's bad for you. I've seen more detailed reports saying it's bad and just a few "well it could be good for you" reports saying it's good.

    Shall we discuss if wine is good or bad for us now?

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    1. Re:I RTFA by noweat · · Score: 1

      besides being a short article, it also fails to differentiate between an american expresso and what you would get if you ordered an expresso in italy. the american resembling the picture in the article and the italian looking more like some brown fluid in a shot glass...

    2. Re:I RTFA by LeninZhiv · · Score: 1

      Not only that but, coffee contains large quantities of water, which is essential for human life.

      Conclusion: it is impossible for a human being to survive without coffee.

  27. In Other News... by geekpuppySEA · · Score: 1
    Heroin touted as "Beauty Elixir."

    (Let's all remember our junkie lessons from John Waters' movie Female Trouble, where they're shooting up in one scene: " 'Liquid eyeliner', taken internally, enhances one's beauty awareness." Bah, hahahaah!)

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  28. oh, fortune by REBloomfield · · Score: 1

    I've just been told to ditch all caffiene and salt after having a blood pressure reading of 156/100 up from 130/90 at Christmas. But I do drink the stuff excessively. Will have to show this to my health nurse.... :) am currently eating lots of nuts and juice in an effort to ditch a few pounds (am not fat! just technically overwieght) and bring the blood pressure down....

    1. Re:oh, fortune by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      I dropped down to around 120/85 - I had high blood pressure for a long time, and simply stopping drinking non-decalf coffee, IMO, was a big help.

      Exercise probably wasn't too bad either, but I don't do it consistently enough to say that it made a difference. I was up around 150-160/100, too.

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  29. Only 3 or 4 cups a day? by mahdi13 · · Score: 1

    Guess I'm screwed with the 3 or 4 pots a day I consume!

    I can quit anytime...I do not have a problem!

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    1. Re:Only 3 or 4 cups a day? by JUSTONEMORELATTE · · Score: 1

      As a fellow BOFH said in a.s.r once upon a (1997) time:
      "I used to drink 6 cups of coffee in the morning and 6 in the afternoon. This worried my cow orkers. Now I've cut down to 4.

      Took me ages to find a cup that big".

  30. Atkins lovers/Atkins haters = boozers/benefits by adzoox · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Ya know, a study comes out every other week that something that has been reported bad is now good. Rest assured a story will come out within a week or two - "lawsuit filed against Maxwell House for cancer causing contaminents in coffee - lawyers say, all cofee might be affected."

    Same thing as the Atkins Diet - Animal Rights groups didn't like The Atkins Diet - protein = meat - so they put out a bogus study that Atkins died because of Atkins.

    Same thing happen with beer/alchohol - one week a study will come out that says beer is bad, next week "binge drinking" is epidemic or drunk driving is on the rise.

    When stories are reported like this it should be a requirement for the journalist to cite the sources and the backgrounds of those sources should be published in the footnotes so "true thinkers" can easily pick up on propoganda.

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    1. Re:Atkins lovers/Atkins haters = boozers/benefits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But would Atkins have survived falling over if he hadn't been an adherent of that diet?

    2. Re:Atkins lovers/Atkins haters = boozers/benefits by ShawnDoc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, no study came out this week on coffee. This is just a single dietician saying it might be good for you because it contains some potentially beneificial stuff. No studys. No reasearch. Just one person's opinion based on nothing more than, "Well, it has some stuff in it that might be good for you."

    3. Re:Atkins lovers/Atkins haters = boozers/benefits by drooling-dog · · Score: 1

      Well, you know, it's possible that both sides are right about many of these things. If we need everything to have a simple connection to "good" or "bad" in our little brains, then we're going to be confused and disappointed by what science has to offer us. Until someone invents a reliable goodometer, that is...

    4. Re:Atkins lovers/Atkins haters = boozers/benefits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but was he paid? Was he given a free lifetime mocha card at Starbucks?

    5. Re:Atkins lovers/Atkins haters = boozers/benefits by Jason+Ford · · Score: 1

      Oops! Be careful with your math. I think you meant to say that meat is equivalent to protein, which is an indisputable fact. It differs greatly from your original claim that meat and protein are one and the same. My diet lacks animals but does contain sufficient protein. Also, please cite your sources so that we "true thinkers" can easily pick up on your propaganda: what Animal Rights group produced which study on the Atkins Diet? Thank you.

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    6. Re:Atkins lovers/Atkins haters = boozers/benefits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who cares about foot notes and sources? We all know that who ever funds the study has a particular conclusion in mind, and if the study isn't producing the desired results, or the numbers can't be statistically skewed to show the desired conclusion, then it is discontinued so that the results are never known, and they start a different study or give a different researcher funding who can produce the desired results. There isn't much objective science any more. Bow before your paymasters, or prepare to be litigated into oblivion...

    7. Re:Atkins lovers/Atkins haters = boozers/benefits by timbit · · Score: 1

      It's not quite like that. Everything is "bad" when overdone. Am I going to get cancer if I have a maraschino cherry once in a while? No, of course not. Everything in moderation, my mother used to say. A couple of beers in a week doesn't mean that you are binge drinking, it doesn't mean that you are drunk driving, and it doesn't mean that you are drunken maniac. In the same way, a couple of coffees aren't going to kill you. They might not be especially healthy, but I'm not about to give up a perfectly enjoyable drink when it really isn't going to kill me.

      As for journalism, it should be common knowledge to every slashdot reader that one should *always* check sources and backgrounds on their own. Don't count on the journalist to do it for you, if they've published it, they generally have some sort of vested interest in the story. Everyone is going to be baised at least a little.

    8. Re:Atkins lovers/Atkins haters = boozers/benefits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But what is truthful, and interesting, is that Atkins died overweight. 278 pounds if I remember correctly.
      Ironically, it probably wouldn't have effected his accidental death if he weighed more.

  31. Is there any news here? by Otter · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Perhaps I missed it, but was there any actual finding being reported here? Surely the BBC has more important news to cover than "Italian dietician thinks coffee is healthy in moderation!"?

    If not, they can feel free to give me a call and I'll be glad to hold forth on my semi-informed views on all sorts of things.

  32. caffeine can kill you by shaunyb · · Score: 1

    caffeine can kill you if you have an ulcer in you stomach. of course, the chances are about 1 in a billion. pot smokers know this. they have built up a defense that includes figuring out all the common foods that can kill you.

    raw potatoes can kill you too. that one's a lot more common.

    1. Re:caffeine can kill you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could this be due to the frightening levels of dihydrogen-monoxide found in the potatoes?

  33. 3 or 4 a day?!! by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh good, I'm in the clear! Wheh!
    I usually stop at 3 pots a day myself.

    Wait a minute, what's this? CUPS! CUPS!!
    Shit! I thought they said POTS!

    Damn rtfa stuff again...

    1. Re:3 or 4 a day?!! by advocate_one · · Score: 1

      Baad news dude... have you seen just how small those Italian Espresso cups are??? 3 oz if you're lucky...

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  34. Just the smell of coffee gets me goin' by chia_monkey · · Score: 5, Funny

    Seriously...if I make coffee or smell it, I can feel the dogs scratchin' at the door and I gotta let them out quick. It's amazing the power of coffee. Anyone else just SMELL the stuff and feel the need to take the browns to the super bowl?

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    1. Re:Just the smell of coffee gets me goin' by bobdinkel · · Score: 1

      Yup. In my younger days I heard people talk about this and I just thought that this just happened to old people. I used to consume a great deal of coffee--usually a couple of double espressos followed by a pot of coffee. It never made me "feel the need to take the browns to the super bowl." Well, I gave up caffeine for about a year and now just smelling coffee sends me running to the can with a book. Thanks for letting me share.

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    2. Re:Just the smell of coffee gets me goin' by Hiro+Antagonist · · Score: 5, Funny

      If you want a real morning of fun, eat a box of Rice-A-Roni for dinner, have a bowl of Fiber One cereal and a cup of coffee for breakfast, and wait about an hour. Do this and you will lose five pounds *and* experience the same sensations as a woman giving birth.

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    3. Re:Just the smell of coffee gets me goin' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now I know why it's called the San Francisco treat.

    4. Re:Just the smell of coffee gets me goin' by Cruciform · · Score: 2, Funny

      Try drinking it when you have IBS. You practically have to master time travel to make it to the bathroom on time.

    5. Re:Just the smell of coffee gets me goin' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want a real morning of fun

      Dude, you definitely have an odd definition of the word 'fun'. :o)

    6. Re:Just the smell of coffee gets me goin' by jeni+generic · · Score: 1

      I feel ya on the olfactory placebo effect. I just look at my veins or smell blood and want heroin. And lately the smell of cardbord makes me to do a line of coke. Fuckn'eh, filing shit at the bloodbank is making me all twitchy!

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    7. Re:Just the smell of coffee gets me goin' by Shanep · · Score: 1

      Try drinking it when you have IBS. You practically have to master time travel to make it to the bathroom on time.

      Yes, tell me about it!

      Coffee, BTW, GAVE me IBS. I now also can no longer drink soda drinks with caffeine in them. I'll be shitting mucous for weeks after an espresso.

      I really miss my espresso. Illy is awesome stuff. About as good as the best coffee my brother-in-law brought back from Italy.

      However, I feel poisoned after consuming caffeine. Funny that, what with caffeine being a toxin and all. I read somewhere, that injecting a single drop of pure caffeine will kill a healthy adult.

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  35. I won't read the article. by teamhasnoi · · Score: 1
    Wasn't coffee good, then bad for you, then good, then good for battling heart disease, then caused brain tumors, then would help you live longer, then....

    I know what the short term effects of coffee are, and right now I like them. I can't keep up with what is in the good and bad columns - I eat and drink pretty much what I want, when I want it. I trust my body to let me know what I need, say when I crave oranges. I'll eat them.

    It could be argued that no matter what you do, eat, or drink, you're going to die. I just try for moderation. Except for the smooth taste of Mercury. Oh that silvery stuff is refreshing and irresistable! And what a compliment to Lead!

  36. As wine also features ... by burgburgburg · · Score: 2, Funny

    tannin and antioxidants and many health benefits, is it so wrong of me to mix the two and drink my espresso/wine drink approximately every fifteen minutes from the time I wake up to the time I ...try to go to sleep? Why won't my wife/ex-boss/judge understand I'm doing this for my health?!?

  37. if coffee is health food by enrico_suave · · Score: 1

    Heroin is a happy hour cocktail...

    Every other month a new study says, "Eggs are bad... Eggs are good" "salt is bad... salt is good" "Beer is good for you... beer is bad"
    "coffee is good... coffee is bad"

    Everything causes cancer (not sure who to attribute that saying to)...

    I surrender!

    e.

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    1. Re:if coffee is health food by dipipanone · · Score: 1

      Heroin is a happy hour cocktail...

      Oh, I think it's rather better than that...

      Everything causes cancer

      Except heroin. Heroin kills the pain *caused* by cancer.

    2. Re:if coffee is health food by smithmc · · Score: 1

      Everything causes cancer (not sure who to attribute that saying to)...

      Well, Joe Jackson didn't invent it, but he put it to music...

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  38. Re:Consider this by tommten · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't want no stinkin' plants living in my body!

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  39. Hyphens by Delirium+Tremens · · Score: 1

    That's - if I may - is a very nice article. It's a little too heavy on the hyphens - if you see what I mean.
    A dash annoying - I would say.

  40. best quote of the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Many parents might be horrified at the thought.

    But Dr Trombetti is adamant that a cup of milky coffee could make the ideal start for the next generation of coffee lovers - Italy's drowsy school kids - stimulating their brains ahead of a day that often lasts from 0830 until 1600.

    I doubt my wife would agree with the doctor. heck, instead of buying expensive drugs for ADD, just give you kid some good coffee.

  41. Coffee != hot water by l0wland · · Score: 5, Funny
    And coffee, dear American /.-readers, is NOT the hot water in which a sole coffeebean did some skinny dipping, like the stuff you regularly tend to find in the US. Order a triple espresso at Starbuck's, and then you might know what coffee should taste like. ;)

    So if you want to have the same results in the US, you can easily drink 3 times the amount mentioned in the Italian report.

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    1. Re:Coffee != hot water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      well, I wouldn't get a triple expresso in starbucks. I'm a regular starbucks drinker (twice a day). The starbucks french roast is OK, but it's nothing to scream about. I'd much rather get a real Italian or French roast and just have a good expresso or real latte. All things considered, Starbucks is way better than the alternative. Dunkin Doughnuts for example is more sugar than coffe and is totally horrible. Now new englanders drink that DD coffee is beyond me. Personally, an authentic Vietnamnese ice coffee rocks. Thai ice coffee is good too. That's some really strong and flavorful stuff.

    2. Re:Coffee != hot water by kennedy · · Score: 1

      It's really not hard to order your coffee sans sugar from Dunks.

      maybe if you were retarded it might be kinda tough, but most normal people do have the ability to clearly say "no sugar please".

    3. Re:Coffee != hot water by PaschalNee · · Score: 1

      Personally, an authentic Vietnamnese ice coffee rocks

      Not the Vietnamnese weasel coffee?

    4. Re:Coffee != hot water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      maybe if you were retarded it might be kinda tough, but most normal people do have the ability to clearly say "no sugar please".

      that doesn't get around the fact Dunks uses crap beans that suck. It's just bitter without any subtle or complex flavor. It is cheap, so you get what you pay for.

    5. Re:Coffee != hot water by xaaronx · · Score: 1

      I haven't been in a doughnut place in years. I wonder if it's so bad because they use robusta rather than arabica beans. Anyone know?

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    6. Re:Coffee != hot water by greygent · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Bitch please! Starbucks is coffee for candy asses. If you want "real" coffee, I suggest you go to a locally-based cafe with baristas who abhor the flavor "double mint caramel candy crunch".

    7. Re:Coffee != hot water by Wireless+Joe · · Score: 1

      Maybe you would have better luck if you ordered an espresso? I saved a special smirk for people who ordered expressos from me. Especially when they're wearing an expensive Versace (ver-sAse).

    8. Re:Coffee != hot water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In New England, "black" means "with sugar". This is why I always specify "black, no sugar" when ordering coffee on the off chance I get some New England refugee taking the order.

    9. Re:Coffee != hot water by SoTuA · · Score: 1
      maybe if you were retarded it might be kinda tough, but most normal people do have the ability to clearly say "no sugar please".

      You mean, the guy at the counter actually PUTS SUGAR ON THE COFFEE BEFORE HE HANDS IT TO YOU?

      Over here (Chile) they hand you packets of sugar. Anybody(*) who decides for me how much sugar I want in anything gets a can of whoop-ass opened upon them.

      (*) My wife is the exception to the rule :)

    10. Re:Coffee != hot water by Patik · · Score: 1

      My coffee is weak even by American standards. One little scoop (an ounce?) per 4 cups. It's just barely translucent, a very dark brown. I don't see why people like their coffee as strong as they sell it in restaurants in the US, you have to put in six times the sweetener/creamer than I do just to barely taste it.

    11. Re:Coffee != hot water by l0wland · · Score: 1

      Translucent? That's what I call tea. :-)

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  42. And didn't we just see an opposite view... by geekpuppySEA · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Who's submitting THIS one, reps from Seattle's Best? (which I despise even worse than starbucks or tully's, BTW.)

    (Initial text of the article:)

    Coffee-breaks sabotage employees' abilities

    18:41 13 February 04 NewScientist.com news service Taking a coffee break at work may actually sabotage employees' ability to do their jobs and undermine teamwork instead of boosting it, suggests new research. Dosing up on caffeine is particularly unhelpful to men, disrupting their emotions and hampering their ability to do certain tasks, suggests a report by psychologists Lindsay St Claire and Peter Rogers at Bristol University in the UK. Many people take coffee breaks at work believing this will reduce their feelings of stress. But theories about the effects of caffeine are conflicting. Some studies suggest caffeine can worsen anxiety and trigger stress, while others show it boosts confidence, alertness and sociability, making certain tasks easier. But this latest report, released by the UK's Economic and Social Research Council on Friday, backs the view that coffee exacerbates stress, especially in men, and makes people less co-operative when working in teams. "Our research findings suggest that the commonplace tea or coffee break might backfire in business situations, particularly where men are concerned," says St Claire. "Far from reducing stress, it might actually make things worse."

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    1. Re:And didn't we just see an opposite view... by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1
      Bad news, dude - Starbucks now owns Seattle's Best.

  43. Personal experience. by gilgo_22 · · Score: 1

    It is good for the liver - and can help prevent cirrhosis and gallstones.


    When in the middle of gradschool I decided that I was drinking too much coffee (silly me), I started having gallstone problems...
  44. Re:Consider this by colinleroy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Because you're not a plant?

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  45. I overdosed on coffee once by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Red face, palpitations, slight paranoia and bizarrely, extreme short-sightedness (I normally have 20-20 vision). Wore off after 3-4 hours but it was scary as hell.

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    1. Re:I overdosed on coffee once by mr.capaneus · · Score: 1

      There is a point at which caffeine becomes toxic. You must have had an enormous amount of coffee to reach that point, though.

    2. Re:I overdosed on coffee once by Alphi1 · · Score: 1
      Red face, palpitations, slight paranoia and bizarrely, extreme short-sightedness (I normally have 20-20 vision).

      Short-sightedness? Heh, hate to break it to you, but being "short-sighted" generally has nothing to do with your vision/eyes.


      If you mean near-sightedness, other than the red face, that almost sounds like me on a regular basis. :)

      Suppose it's because I drink Mountain Dew for breakfast, and I work at a computer all day long?

      Of course,

    3. Re:I overdosed on coffee once by PCM2 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Red face, palpitations, slight paranoia and bizarrely, extreme short-sightedness (I normally have 20-20 vision). Wore off after 3-4 hours but it was scary as hell.
      Hell, yes. You guys can brag all you want about the amount of coffee you drink -- and I myself used to down mugs so black the liquid would stain your finger the color of chocolate -- but until you've overdosed on caffeine you don't know what you're talking about when you say "caffeine buzz."

      An ex-girlfriend of mine once gave me a couple No-Doz type caffeine pills, because I needed to stay up all night to get some work done. I downed both, not realizing she'd meant me to take one at a time -- or, in her case, a half of one at a time. She said nothing, though gave me a funny look. I, still under the delusion that these things really didn't affect me all that much, proceeded to go home, make myself a pot of black coffee, and down it.

      Big mistake.

      By four in the morning, I was tweaking like the worst speed come-down you can imagine. My head was spinning. I couldn't see straight. My pulse was racing. Hot flashes. Cold sweats. My hands were shaking like a newborn's. I was shaking, scratching, and wiping at my face like a junkie. And worst of all: the nausea. Extreme nausea, coupled with the inability to vomit (I stuck my finger down my throat repeatedly to make it stop -- nothing doing), that lasted for the next fourteen hours, give or take. As soon as the nausea went away for a time, I'd do something like ... oh, I dunno ... drink a glass of water ... and here it all came again.

      Add to this the fact that I had to fly to an all-day business meeting at the home office of a Fortune 500 company that morning, and you can imagine how bad my day sucked.

      The whole experience made me gun-shy of caffeine for a long time; as soon as I started feeling those telltale effects that you normally don't even think about, I would freak out and have to start drinking water or something.

      The moral: Coffee is good. I still luvs me a good Italian espresso. But remember -- it ain't a contest, fellas.

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    4. Re:I overdosed on coffee once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup - been there. The visual effect is a bit like being blind drunk, only you're not. Also had very mild transient ischemia (numbness down one side of my face), which is essentially a near-stroke from decreased blood flow as the caffeine causes blood vessels to constrict.

      The moral: don't ever, ever take caffeine pills. And don't use coffee or tea to stay awake at night either.

      Now I just use speed instead. ;)

    5. Re:I overdosed on coffee once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I overdosed on caffeine many times back in my teens. I think saying not to ever take caffeine pills is going a bit overboard, considering a big cup of coffee can have more caffeine then a pill sometimes. Just keep it under 2 grams of pure caffeine (or 800mg for you lightweights)

    6. Re:I overdosed on coffee once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I was a teenager, me and some friends each downed 20-30 or so caffeine pills in order to achieve an overdose... The nausea didn't treat me too well and I was pretty sick for 3 days or so. I was going to say fun stuff, but then come to think of it, I never had a desire to repeat so I guess not, I just miss being young... ah well..

    7. Re:I overdosed on coffee once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      meh - im assuming you mean the 200mg No-Doz tablets? WestBuryPharmacy - NoDoz - here in new zealand - there is a bottle you can get (i cant remember if its 1.5 or 1 liter) for $4.50 - and it contains a whopping 1Gram of Caffine and 10 Grams of Taurine. I was stupid enough to drink a whole one of these and i only suffered minior problems (heart beating in irregular patters, shorness of breath, eyes playing tricks, severe diuresis) for a couple of hours :) needless to say i wont try that again - ill keep it under 500mg from now on :)

  46. For great health by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    take off every filter!

    Couldn't resist.

  47. Body and mind by pubjames · · Score: 4, Interesting


    Some things are healthy for the body, some things are healthy for the mind, and what's good for the body is not necessarily good for the mind and vice-versa.

    For instance, during my finals at university getting blindingly drunk at the weekends was probably very bad for my body, but it really helped my mind. It got rid of the stress and I felt fresh again going back to my study. I'm not joking, I think it really helped.

    It's like some people can't function properly unless they've had a coffee or a ciggie. May not be healthy for their body, but it helps their mind function.

    1. Re:Body and mind by mamer-retrogamer · · Score: 1
      For instance, during my finals at university getting blindingly drunk at the weekends was probably very bad for my body, but it really helped my mind...[snip]...It's like some people can't function properly unless they've had a coffee or a ciggie. May not be healthy for their body, but it helps their mind function.
      You are dangerously close to addiction any time you need to use a substance to manage your feelings.

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    2. Re:Body and mind by Zebbers · · Score: 1

      It's like some people can't function properly unless they've had a coffee or a ciggie. May not be healthy for their body, but it helps their mind function.

      thats usually after they are addicted
      so
      no shit :-P

      What matters are tangible benefits for drinking coffee vs not drinking.

    3. Re:Body and mind by Mr.+Piddle · · Score: 1

      Some things are healthy for the body, some things are healthy for the mind, and what's good for the body is not necessarily good for the mind and vice-versa.

      This is a fallacy, because body and mind are the same thing. The brain ain't exactly abstract.

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  48. Did you see the related articles? by bobdinkel · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Civet Coffeee--made from coffe beans that have been partially digested and excreted by the Civet (of SARS fame). Read more here. Freaky.

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    1. Re:Did you see the related articles? by Mr.+Piddle · · Score: 1


      The makers of Civet Coffee take "Damn, this stuff tastes like shit!" as a complement. Weird.

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    2. Re:Did you see the related articles? by silicon+not+in+the+v · · Score: 1

      I read Dave Barry's column once about this Lewak coffee. Here were some great lines from it (approx. quotes), "We looked at the coffee beans, to see if they looked different somehow, but they looked just like regular coffee beans. We started to wonder if we had gotten ripped off and gotten regular coffee. It dawned on me how strange that is to think I'm being ripped off by getting coffee beans NOT pooped out by a weasel."

      "You know how there are some things that you think would be just terrible, but then when you try them they turn out to be one of the most wonderful things you've ever had? Well this was not one of them. This coffee tasted like someone had washed a dead cat in it."

      He ended with, "I can't wait to start hearing people ordering decaf poopaccinos."

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  49. ok and now that I've RTFA... by geekpuppySEA · · Score: 1

    Gack what a fluff piece that is. I notice there's NOTHING about the effect long-term use can have on your kidney (not that I'm quoting any source, I'm just sayin'.)

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  50. all things in moderation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    health drink since around 225 b.c..

  51. YOU BET ITS A HEALTH DRINK by coldtone · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is VERY VERY Healthy for everyONE IN MY OFFICE THAT I GET TO HAVE MY GODDAMN COFFEE, AND DON'T BUG ME TILL (sip) I'm done. Because I'm a much calmer reasonable person after I've had my little cup of happiness.

  52. Re:Consider this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're not a plant, but you wouldn't want to ingest the herbicides in common use on lawns everywhere.

  53. Hangover partial cure by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

    Coffee (or soda) is a great part of the solution to hangovers. No more than 1-2 servings though, coupled with some Vitamin E and a good dose of B-complex, a little starch and fat if you really overdid it, and 15 minutes later, you start feeling human again.

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  54. Bacon... *ahem* ATKINS *cough* by geekpuppySEA · · Score: 0

    Mmm, bacon.

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  55. 4 cups maximum? by Hittite+Creosote · · Score: 1

    4 cups or less is good for you? But I don't even feel alive until my fifth...

  56. Scientists Declare 'Nothing Bad For You' by azaris · · Score: 5, Funny

    In an unprecedented move today, an international body of scientists declared in a press conference the findings of their latest array of studies. The scientists surprisingly came to a conclusion that they had finally managed to not find anything that is in any way detrimental to your health and stated that people should just live the way they like and not care about potential consequences to their health.

    The results of the study have raised some rare disagreements amongst the community of scientists, but the consensus seems to be that all our health and nutrition related problems are over. The board of directors at the tobacco-giant Philip Morris, as well as CEOs of multinational food and beverage corporations such as Pepsi and McDonalds heralded the results as groundbreaking.

    When interviewed after the press conference, one of the scientists involved in the study revealed that he had some misgivings about drawing such near-sighted and overtly optimistic conclusions, but also stressed that the benefits of letting people finally do what the fuck they want and slowly kill themselves in the process were much preferred to the endless bickering and whining about whether something is good for you or not. The scientists concluded his statement by saying that: "Every one of us has to leave this world at some point or other", but that "the fat pig over there munching Cheetos is gonna be one of the first ones to go".

    Several other scientists were quoted as not giving a fuck about it either.

    1. Re:Scientists Declare 'Nothing Bad For You' by Shonufftheshogun · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You say that jokingly, but the Bush administration said almost this exact same thing to the United Nations:

      "The (U.S. government) favors dietary guidance that focuses on the total diet, promotes the view that all foods can be part of a healthy and balanced diet"


      You can read the full article here.
  57. 3 or 4 cups a day... by loserMcloser · · Score: 1

    One thing to keep in mind about the 3 to 4 cup recommended limit -- they mean "cup" as in the liquid measure, ie. 250 mL. One large coffee, depending on where you get it, can easily have more than 2 cups in it...

    1. Re:3 or 4 cups a day... by dipipanone · · Score: 1

      One thing to keep in mind about the 3 to 4 cup recommended limit -- they mean "cup" as in the liquid measure, ie. 250 mL.

      So if I drink ristrettos (14 - 18 grams of ground coffee, concentrated into one ounce of espresso), I should be able to drink a whole load of those without any adverse effects, right?

  58. how!?!? by cjsteele · · Score: 1

    how can something that makes my piss stink *so bad* be good for me?!? IT CAN NOT BE!

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  59. everything you do is perfect by surreal-maitland · · Score: 1
    this is great. people love to be told that what they're doing is the right thing, healthy, making the world a better place for you and me.

    it's almost as good as the atkins diet: "eat your steak, honey. all those fruits and vegetables have spoiled your appetite!"

    on the other hand, i feel a lot better about going for my third cup of joe today. i love the little pitter-patter of my heart going completely insane.

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  60. Article Fails to Mention... by arhca · · Score: 1

    That coffee is a diarrhetic and should be accompanied by two times as much water.

    1. Re:Article Fails to Mention... by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      Excuse me.... Coffee does not induce Diarrhea (anal discharge). It's a diuretic (urea discharge - piss).

      I know... where do I gather these facts? ;-)

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  61. I'm not addicted... by SmackCrackandPot · · Score: 1

    ... but I'm sure I could stop drinking Cappachino throughout the day if I wanted to. I'm certain I could. It's just that I never seen the reason to quit yet - that's all.

  62. Headache Cure Indeed by SeanDuggan · · Score: 0

    I don't have a cite right now, but I remember reading a study which said that caffeine enlarges the blood vessels for a period, allowing for a more rapid flow. That's why you feel like you're thinking quicker. That's why caffeine can be a good quick fix for migraines. And that's why withdrawal can lead to headaches of its own. (You get used to the expanded passages)

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    1. Re:Headache Cure Indeed by diablobynight · · Score: 1

      Nope your way off, actually caffeine constricts blood vessels in the brain. And in most people, lowers their heart rate while increasing blood pressure. The accelerated feeling is apparently caused by caffiene attaching to receptors in replacement to adenosine that normally would have calmed the body. Also, the constricting of the blood vessels makes the brain feel their is something wrong, results in the pituitary gland's stimulating the adrenal glands to release adrenaline into your body.

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  63. Tea is NOT higher than coffee in caffeine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Some Tea's are higher in caffeine than coffee

    Please name a type of tea that is higher in caffeine than coffee (per serving or cup, or however you want to define it).

    Unless you're suggesting to "brew the Earl Grey a little stronger". In which case, I'll respond, "brew my coffee a little stronger".

    1. Re:Tea is NOT higher than coffee in caffeine by diablobynight · · Score: 1

      he is probably referring to some Indian teas that are brewed with the tea leaves right in the pot and then the tea is filtered when poured.

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    2. Re:Tea is NOT higher than coffee in caffeine by prgrmr · · Score: 2, Informative

      I stand corrected

    3. Re:Tea is NOT higher than coffee in caffeine by xaaronx · · Score: 5, Informative

      That's actually the proper way to brew any tea. When the tea is confined in a bag or mesh container, the leaves can't "bloom" properly and you won't get a really good cup because some of the compounds won't be released. Also, black teas need to be brewed with water that is still boiling as it is poured over the leaves for proper brewing; green, white, red, and oolongs can be a little cooler i.e. 190-200 degrees F. For a really good cup of tea, invest in a Yixing teapot and use it every day. The porous unglazed clay absorbs the flavor of the tea and over time begins to bring out subtle nuances of the tea, assuming you're using high quality stuff.

      Oh and teas can have just as much caffeine as coffee but because of its peculiarities, the form of caffeine in tea is absorbed more slowly and produces a gentler, but more lasting effect. Or so the information available suggests; as someone totally unaffected by caffeine, I wouldn't know. And tea almost certainly has more caffeine than your precious espresso (I like those too). Why? The longer roasting time for dark coffee beans destroys a significant amount of the caffeine in said beans and the short extraction time for espresso doesn't allow a great deal of the caffeine present to be extracted.

      Yeah, I'm a geek.

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    4. Re:Tea is NOT higher than coffee in caffeine by hummassa · · Score: 1

      1. mate
      2. chinese black tea

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    5. Re:Tea is NOT higher than coffee in caffeine by orasio · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hey!!
      Mate is not a tea.

      Tea is an infusion while mate is a maceration (or whatever you english speaking people call it:)

      Meaning that tea is supposed to be prepared with boiling water, in a relatively short time, then drank.

      Mate is a cup of wet "yerba mate" leaves, where we pour hot (not boiling) water, and keep drinking and refilling, until it tastes like clear water.

      It takes some time learning to prepare it, and to drink it (through the bombilla), because it is very hot, and can be very bitter for example if you use boiling water. The good part is that it can keep you awake all night if you want with no side effects, and it is easy on your stomach and your nerves, compared to coffee (I think it might be because we drink it with so much water).
      Everybody in Uruguay* drinks it, specially students, and I am drinking it right now, at an evening coding session (this is the good stuff, 2.5 grams of caffeine per kilogram, just like cofee).

      *mate is the traditional beverage of Uruguay, which is the biggest consumer of yerba mate, produced in neighbour country Brazil.
      South Brazilians, Argentinians and Paraguayans drink it too, but not massively, and they drink a mellower kind of blend, that I dont think has the stimulating properties of yerba, the preferred brand in Uruguay, that is available in the U.S., mostly in Miami and New York, or wherever you can find a uruguayan.

      And it's not tea, it's Mate!!!!!!!!!

    6. Re:Tea is NOT higher than coffee in caffeine by Synonymous+Yellowbel · · Score: 1
      The longer roasting time for dark coffee beans destroys a significant amount of the caffeine in said beans...

      What has the degree of roast got to do with espresso? Espresso can be made from any roast you like, and for a straight shot generally a lighter (rather than *dark*) roast is preferable to really appreciate a decent blend. I think you need to stay AWAY from *$.

      steve

  64. Follow the Money? by MooseByte · · Score: 1

    "Dr Trombetti is adamant that a cup of milky coffee could make the ideal start for the next generation of coffee lovers - Italy's drowsy school kids - stimulating their brains ahead of a day that often lasts from 0830 until 1600."

    So in other words:

    "All your kids are belong to us" - Sincerely, The Coffee Industry

    Cripes! Pretty damn scary. Does this sound as eerily hollow as the cigarette "research" in the US decades ago funded and promoted by the industry-run Tobacco Institute?!?

    1. Re:Follow the Money? by maja33 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Eh, scary? Has no one on slashdot been given 'child coffee' or 'coffee wrong' when they were young? (sorry, literal translations from Dutch because I do not know the English terms).

      It is exactly the same stuff as described in the article: lots of milk and sugar and little coffee. It is given to childeren (or drank by people with 'immature' taste). No evil effects and/or conspiracies are reported.

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  65. Re:Just reading your post is allowing me to by teamhasnoi · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just reading your post is enough to have to send the Seals on a night mission, with only the moon for illumination. Or stock the pond with brown trout. Or dunk the Oompa Loompas at the Chocolate factory. Or make like the Cadbury bunny. Or start construction on my underwater theme park. Or bring the kids to the water slide. Or play the tuba backwards. Or eat a Snickers in reverse. Or deliver packages for UP-ass. Or give the pipes something to think about. Or take Billy Ruben to church. Or work my part-time job at Fanny Farmer. Or recreate Pangea. Or...ok thanks, I'm done.

  66. Bacon, Eggs, and Sunshine by SeanDuggan · · Score: 0

    "You know you're old when you remember when bacon, eggs, and sunshine were all good for you." What with Adkins and all of the pro-egg commercials, all we've got left is sunshine to conquer to return to status quo...

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  67. Coffee not just caffeine? by OO7david · · Score: 1

    Darn it. Then I guess I built this for nothing.

  68. The return of the Coffee Achiever by landoltjp · · Score: 1

    That's right, I'm a Coffee Achiever!!!

    Although I can't pin the dates, I remember an ad campaign from many many moons ago (70's? 80's?) about how you should "be a Coffee Achiever!!", with similarly extoled virtues of coffee (cafine) to boost your day.

    And we've come back to it. How quaint.

  69. Quoth the article: by p4ul13 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    "It can relieve headaches."

    What is left out is the sentence stating that those same headaches were caused by caffine withdrawal.

    Off to Dunkin Donuts for my medicine. Anybody want me to pick something up?

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    1. Re:Quoth the article: by pherris · · Score: 2, Funny
      Off to Dunkin Donuts for my medicine.

      Don't forget your health insurance card. FYI, higher copay applies to all filled donuts.

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  70. Not the arteries but skin cancer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    According to the caffiene research done on mice (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/2211652.stm) they applied the stuff to the skin of the mice and found that it helped to either prevent skin cancer or even kill it in some cases, however oral ingestion would require a large amount that is more than likely unhealthy in most cases (read abnormal for anyone who doesn't read /. :)) to have that effect on the skin (it gets diluted when it spreads through the body). This will more than likely help, providing that research is correct.

  71. Atkins was 72/sardine can cut by adzoox · · Score: 1
    It doesn't matter really about the speculation - the fact is PETA has a bogus organization of "doctors" who aren't really doctors but just PETA contributors. They knowingly published false statements. They also illegally/unethically obtained his medical records from the hospital.

    The man was 72 for gosh sakes - that's relatively close to life expectancy - I don't expect many 72 year olds to survive being cut by opening sardines much less falling!

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    1. Re:Atkins was 72/sardine can cut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dude, 72 is pretty young by todays standards.

      he died of a brain aneryism (sp?) and what is that again,
      a breaking loose of junk in your blood vessels that travel up and clog something in the brain. now what causes that stuff to build up.... take a guess where it commonly comes from.

      he died pretty young, and ill be his diet didnt help in that.

      we do have a major problem with cholesterol in the US. and meat based diets arent gonna help any, besides, removing stupid people that buy the atkins garbage.

    2. Re:Atkins was 72/sardine can cut by adzoox · · Score: 1
      Not even remotely accurate (brain aneryism) - he died after complications from a fall - he became overweight DURING this period of recovery in the hospital. He worked out on a daily basis.

      George Burns didn't die of ephysema ya know! He died at 100 and smoked 2 cigars a day!

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  72. Re:#2 Health benefit by xploita · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Personal testimony. I did some long haul driving in the past year and thanks to coffee, I managed not to kill a few people.

    I'm healthy, they're healthy. Everybody wins.

    Further proof: It's 'kicking' for enemas. [I'm told]

  73. Huh? by Shant3030 · · Score: 1

    Chiara Trombetti, of the Humanitas Gavazzeni institute of Bergamo

    Who? From where?

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  74. Actually, there is more to it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I saw a report on NBC not too long ago that people who drink 5 or more cups of coffee per day were 70% less likely to develop type II diabetes. They stated that it was unknown at this point if it's the caffeine or some other substance found in coffee, but that it was definitely significant finding.

  75. the source by nolife · · Score: 1

    Chiara Trombetti, of the Humanitas Gavazzeni institute of Bergamo

    That is a mouthful, I tried running this through a language translater but still returned nothing useful. Looks like an adlib
    __ __ of the __ __ of _.

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  76. Inedependant or local coffee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Places like the ones in Ithaca,NY (USA) which serve the local 'Gimme Coffe!' are very good. Starbucks just doesn't compare and you get the added warm feeling of supporting a local business.

  77. in other news... by null-sRc · · Score: 1

    columbian says crack is good for you,

    stimulates drowsy children's brains long throughout the day...

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  78. Coffee and espresso is fricken great! by ScottGant · · Score: 4, Funny

    I love coffee, and espresso is awesome! I drink like 12 big cups of espresso everyday and it's super super super super superrrrrrr....um...what was I saying? WHO CARES! Another sip!

    I'm typing this on my treadmill right now while playing my guitar and espresso and coffee and espresso makes this happennnnning for meeeeee.

    It givesss me so mucch time to work on thingz tooo since I don't have to worrry about sleeep anymore. I haven't slept since 1983 and looke at me! Alert! Perceptive! Razor sharp!

    Have to go, working on my cure for cancer and have a roast in the oven while painting a self-portrait!

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  79. Irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    am i alone in finding this more than mildly ironic?
    Yes, but only because you're alone in understanding the significance. :-)
  80. And in related news... by goldspider · · Score: 4, Funny
    The President's Council on Physical Fitness declared Friday that masturbation can be substituted for a healthy exercise regimine.

    Seriously folks, can the news possibly get any better for us Nerds?

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    1. Re:And in related news... by AbbyNormal · · Score: 1

      I don't care, I will NOT watch this Olympic Event.

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    2. Re:And in related news... by pomakis · · Score: 1

      Betcha you'd watch the female teams!

    3. Re:And in related news... by maduro55 · · Score: 1

      You do have to remember to alternate hands so as to equalize the 'exercise'......feel the burn......

  81. Caffeine itself? by br3itain · · Score: 2, Funny
    I read the article, but it's a little vague as to whether all the results are attributed to caffeine itself or specifically coffee. As a Diet Coke addict, I'm wondering if any of those benefits are for just caffeine.

    Anyway, it's nice to see that coffee is good for your liver. Even more reason that it's the perfect hangover fix -- takes away the headache AND fixes the damage you did to your liver the previous night... :)

  82. Coffee is hardly healthy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Interesting fact: The quanity of caffiene present in coffee causes calcium leaching in your bones, thus weakening them. So if you are going to drink a lot of coffee, supplement some calcium pills every morning and drink plenty of milk.

  83. details... by Big+Nemo+'60 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Found something more from the site of Humanitas Gavazzeni institute:

    The article quoted by BBC:
    http://www.humanitasalute.it/int_focus.html? id_p=9 45

    Another article on similar subjet, from a few months ago:
    http://www.humanitasalute.it/int_stilidivita .html? id_p=84

    Google translation of the first article (with a bit of editing from me):

    Coffee, all the health in three cups

    The liver helps, alleviates badly of head is effective against the asthma crises. Defects? Not to misuse of.

    Million Italians go crazy for the aroma of the coffee, but they believe features of one bad habit, because often the searches of it put in evidence only the negative characteristics and never those positive ones. Many ignore it but the coffee has also many effects benefits for the health and is one promoted drink to full ballots in food habits, pact not to misuse of and not to exceed the three or four cups to the day.

    Some cup to the day, in fact, is to greet for the arteries, for the liver, it helps the line and it alleviates badly of head is that features of expressed, American or prepared coffee with the moka and, moreover, do not have calories practically.

    We make the point with Chiara Trombetti , dietologist of Humanitas Gavazzeni of Bergamo.

    Which are the benefits of the coffee on the health?
    "Coffee" Chiara Trombetti explains "helps to protect the arteries because it contains some elements like the tannin and other polifenoli that have a anti-oxidant power, four times more effective than one cup of green tea. Moreover, he is a friend of the liver because it contributes to prevent of some diseases like the cirrosi hepatic and the biliary calculosis thanks to the diterpeni (kawehol and cafestol), substances that have the ability protect and to reinforce epatociti (the cells of the liver) from the aggressions of these diseases. In particular, it is above all the coffee prepared with the moka and tasted bitter that, sipped after the meal, the liver in the digestion helps. The coffee, then, continues Chiara Trombetti "may help during the asthma crises because caffein has a broncodilatatore effect and reduces, therefore, the strain of respiratory muscles improving the exhaled volume (until quite to two hours after drinking one cup). Finally, to the contrary of what commonly it is believed, the coffee badly alleviates of head thanks to its vasocostrittore power (shrinks is gone blood) and is slightly analgesic. To case in medicinal ones made up of paracetamolo (it does not use you as pain-killers) is contained also caffein.

    And is it true that helps also to maintain the shape?
    "coffee's caffein" continues Chiara Trombetti "contains a stimulating substance that contributes to accelerate the metabolism immediately rendering the fat people available like energy for physical activity. For this it has an important role in the maintenance of the shape. If, in fact, beyond following a diet a coffee cup is consumed then to fine meal engaging itself for approximately half an hour in the movement, the fat people assumed with their food come burn to you with more facility. Moreover, the coffee does not add calories to the diet because a cup without added milk or sugar does not exceed the two calories.

    But a type of coffee is worth another?
    "actually is several types of coffee and they are not all equal one" it clears Chiara Trombetti. "espresso it more contains elevated doses of caffein regarding that one prepared with the moka and maintains its beneficial property stable, while in the second they are flown them, therefore, for trarne the advantages, is advisable to drink endured it after to have prepared it. The coffee American , instead, is thought from much less strongly than espresso and 'acquoso'. In truth, it contains the caffein double quantity and it is a valid aid in order to maintain high attention, but the present caffein amount is better not to exceed the two glasies to the seen day. That one d? I luff, t

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  84. Not -just- for caffeine withdrawl by lysium · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Caffeine dialates your blood vessels; that will help stop a headache, which is commonly caused by too much blood trying to circulate through the head. Coffee won't help with, say, eye-strain headaches, but it will help with the sort I mentioned. But put that little bit of caffeine in with a pain-killer.....and you have brand-name Alieve. They put it in there for a reason....

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    1. Re:Not -just- for caffeine withdrawl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FYI, dialating means to widen (which would increase the bloodflow to the brain).
      The word you're looking for it constrict.

    2. Re:Not -just- for caffeine withdrawl by Asetilean · · Score: 1

      Actually, I believe that Excedrin is the major brand which includes caffeine (Aspirin buffered w/ caffeine). Aleve is Naproxen Sodium, a different type of pain killer.

      From the Aleve FAQ:

      What is the active ingredient in ALEVE?

      Naproxen sodium, 220 mg. ALEVE contains 200 mg of naproxen and 20 mg of sodium (salt) to help your body absorb ALEVE more quickly. It helps you feel pain relief faster than with naproxen alone.

  85. trombetti is a friend of mine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    dont forget that an italian espresso has roughly 120/140 mg of caffeine in it : that's 3 cans of coke or 1 liter of it, depending on which side of the anglopond you are

    signed the firm

  86. Re:Just reading your post is allowing me to by Jayfar · · Score: 1

    ...hell no, you're not done. You forgot the old tried and true, albeit less picturesque, "pinch off a loaf."

  87. That isn't immunity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...it's the adenosine crash.

  88. Is anyone else sick and tired of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    all those coffee drinkers with horrible, stinking breath? It seems to happen after some number of drinks have been consumed, where that number is not small. Thankfully, there are only a couple of people in my office that consume that much.

    All I'm sayin': it doesn't smell too heathful.

  89. I hope you don't believe that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    because it's a real mix of correct and wrong or too simple.

    A main property of caffeine is its inhibition of some phosphdiesterases. Cyclic adenosine monophosphate (cAMP) is a common intracellular signaling molecule, and there are phosphodiesterases that degrade it, terminating its action. Caffeine is structurally similar enough to cAMP to interact with phosophdiesterases, competing with cAMP. The importance of cAMP in so many signaling pathways is a reason that the actions of caffeine are so diverse.

    Viagra acts similarly, except that its specificity for a certain phosphodiesterase is high and that pathway involves cGMP (guanosine).

    I doubt your physiological cascade. By adrenaline glands, do you mean adrenal glands?

    1. Re:I hope you don't believe that... by diablobynight · · Score: 1
      that's funny, because I was just paraphrasing howstuffworks, lol,

      http://science.howstuffworks.com/question531.htm

      and yes I believe it, I guess it's because their more reliable than Anonymous Coward. But maybe we should all believe you, considering you couldn't figure out how to log onto the site.

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    2. Re:I hope you don't believe that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huhuh..nice one centurian!

      God, I love the Romans...

  90. It has to be said... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, for one, welcome our caffeinated overlords.

  91. Avoiding headaches by the_twisted_pair · · Score: 1, Informative

    I've found that pre-migraine consumption of coffee helps me avoid the worst of it. Seriously, when I start getting mild 'aura' - that impending sense of doom that differs from mere headache - a two or three shots of espresso in time can actually avoid a migraine. This has worked for me multiple times over the last 6 years at better than an 80% hit rate I'd say. In fact it's the one time I break my 'no-caffiene' rule. I love coffee, but caffiene on the whole really doesn't suit me.

  92. Obligatory geek/Dune/coffee quote by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 2, Funny

    It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,
    It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed,
    The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning,
    It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

  93. gimme coffee..gimme coffee by brain1 · · Score: 1

    Whooee... Nothing like the bean scene.. Just brew it hot as fire, black as night, and make it taste just a little like tractor gas. Black tar caffene! Gotta have MORE! abbabababa----Zing!

  94. Re:Coffee and espresso is fricken great! by Solosoft · · Score: 3, Funny

    What you guys need is the new "Big Tim" cup from Tim Hortons.

    This Coffee cup holds an entire pot of coffee and keeps it warm all day long. Also it has a big warning on it NOT TO DRINK FROM IT. But I do anyways. All it looks like is a giant coffee cup. For sure it would be a good gift for the coffee drinkers alike.

  95. I'm a green tea man by azav · · Score: 1

    This makes me what's what's better coffee or green tea?

    Good Japanese and Chinese green tea is light years away from Lipton. Personally, I like a hand rolled smoked Chinese variety that, when steeped 20 minutes, is smooth, not bitter, very tasty and makes an espresso seem like training wheels.

    Smoother come up and bring down than coffee too.

    Now with anti oxidents and tannins in green tea (like the article states for coffee), what's really better for ya?

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  96. If you disagree with the results of a study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you disagree with/dont like the results of a study just wait awhile. Someone else will come up with a study that says the opposite

  97. Re:E allora? (And so?) (not E'!) by orzetto · · Score: 1

    but she has a vested interest in saying that espresso is the best of all types to drink.

    Why? Because you really have to try hard to find 'long coffee' or caffe' americano here. It's almost impossible.

    <patronising>Well of course, it is the best of all types. Except maybe cappuccino.</patronising>

    Seriously, in Italy you don't find american "coffee" for the simple reason there is no demand. We call it rather sewer water... nothing personal, just the personal opinion of 58 millions. As for the French girl, I suffered so much from French "coffee" (another sewer outlet) the time I was in Grenoble, that that serves her good :-)))

    Also, no other nationality fetishises food to the extent the Italians do.

    Dammit, we have mafia, we have politicians (no wait, I said that already), this time of the year we have bad weather too, can you at least indulge in some food vanity? :-)

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  98. Re:Just reading your post is allowing me to by clem9796 · · Score: 2, Funny

    And my personal favorite, being a techie... I'm going to go download some brownware!

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  99. "Healthy" relative to what alternatives? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not clear from the article that other beverages don't provide more benefits with fewer costs.

  100. Sounds like something an addict would say... by dnahelix · · Score: 1

    I myself, would hate to be dependent on any substance.

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  101. Or drop off the Cosby kids at the pool. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    :D

  102. Drinker beware by Pedrito · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm glad they point out that caffeine isn't for everyone. Some of us suffer from anxiety disorders and caffeine is definitely not helpful. I'm fortunate that I don't have an issue with it anymore, but I could some day.

    Frankly, tea (black and green) are much better for you than coffee in terms of the anti-oxidants. Tea is loaded with them, with or without caffeine. Tea also has flavonoids which on top of being an anti-oxidant, is also acts as a vasodilator, making the arteries more flexible and less likely to rupture, something important for people with high blood pressure.

    And the benefits don't end with cancer and the heart. Tea also makes the bones (and teeth) stronger. In fact, it's been shown to reduce the damage caused by osteoperosis.

    So, while I enjoy my occasional cup of coffee, I'll continue to drink my 6-8 cups of tea a day.

  103. Keep watching on coffe packagers by Maljin+Jolt · · Score: 2, Informative

    There are basicaly two varieties of coffee on the world market, Robusta and Arabica. Arabica is much higher quality than Robusta.

    It is essential for drink quality and final effect to use a 100% Arabica, not a cheaper Arabica-Robusta mix nor plain Robusta. Check your package for note about what variety it's made from, if it does not have any it's just a cheap Robusta.

    I use to drink about 6-7 pots daily and 4-5 pots nightly, so really I CAN feel the difference!

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  104. italian kids have a long schoolday? by sbma44 · · Score: 1

    uh, NO. having spent half a year there, the little monsters were swarming the bus system by 1pm every day. Not to mention the ludicrous amounts of vacation time they get. They do have to get up pretty early, though.

  105. Coffee keeps me healthy by jafiwam · · Score: 1

    Seriously, coffee helps my gut "run" correctly.

    With timing and dosage, I can get my "business" done during the lulls in the day. And after a bout of drinking (and thus dehydration) it helps out re-start things again.

    I hear that over time helps reduce the probability of colon cancer, as well as keeping me happy. :)

  106. And whiskey could be a headache cure ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...for an alcoholic.

  107. Re:Bill Fr15t poast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ha ha ha, wheee!!! You're so funny. I want you to be the clown at my birthday parteeee!!!!

    WHEEEEEE!

    IOW, YUO = MORAN

  108. Excellent by supun · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'll enjoy a healthy pot of java while I enjoy my healthy bucket of KFC!

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  109. Re:Just reading your post is allowing me to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My personal favourite.. "Negotiating the release of some brown hostages."

  110. don't forget about by Savatte · · Score: 1

    uploading to the porcelain recylce bin, or make like Jackson Pollack and do some splatter paintings.

  111. Funny Story by gfxguy · · Score: 1

    My wife's brother and his family were visiting us from Brazil. I was a big coffee drinker at the time. I admit that I'd dump a lot of sugar and milk into my coffee, I like the coffee candy or coffee ice cream flavor.

    So my sister-in-law made a pot of coffee with sugar in the basket. I didn't know. I got my mug, dumped my usual amount of sugar in it, and got a cup of the coffee she made, almost made me throw up.

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  112. Re:Just reading your post is allowing me to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Drop the kids off at the pool

  113. nope, sorry by sbma44 · · Score: 4, Informative
    Theobromine occurs in cocoa products, primarily. It's chemically similar to caffeine but is generally considered to produce a "mellower" feeling. It does occur in tea, but in miniscule amounts. Theophylline does occur in tea at larger amounts -- it's also related to caffeine, but again, produces fewer jitters. Its main claim to fame is being used for treatment of asthma. While it does show up in tea, it does so in tiny amounts -- 1 mg vs 50 mg of caffeine (source).

    The "tea is different!" confusion generally comes up because caffeine can also be called theine -- it's the same chemical, though. Tea's got a lot of healthy stuff in it, but its stimulant properties work exactly the same way as coffee's -- via caffeine. The only significant difference is the average dosage.

    1. Re:nope, sorry by srleffler · · Score: 1
      The "tea is different!" confusion generally comes up because caffeine can also be called theine -- it's the same chemical, though.

      One also occasionally encounters 'guaranine' as an ingredient in trendy fruit juice cocktails. This is just another name for caffeine--named after the guarana berry which naturally contains caffeine.

    2. Re:nope, sorry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's possible that there's some other substance in guarana that interacts with caffeine, though, perhaps similar to the way theophylline affects the stimulant properties of the caffeine in tea. People do claim that guarana makes them less wired than caffeine (same with verba mate).

      It might also be bullshit marketing. I have no direct experience, since I don't drink soda pop of any kind.

    3. Re: nope, sorry by srleffler · · Score: 1
      Registry Number: 58-08-2 CA

      Index Name: 1H-Purine-2,6-dione, 3,7-dihydro-1,3,7-trimethyl- (9CI)

      Other Names: Caffeine (8CI); 1,3,7-Trimethyl-2,6-dioxopurine; 1,3,7-Trimethylxanthine; 3,7-Dihydro-1,3,7-trimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione; 7-Methyltheophylline; Alert-Pep; Cafeina; Caffein; Cafipel; Guaranine; Koffein; Mateina; Methyltheobromine; No-Doz; Refresh'n; Stim; Thein; Theine; Tri-Aqua

      Formula: C8 H10 N4 O2

      Structure: Picture here

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  114. Immortality by chronus22 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think that this study, coupled with some other recent research, pretty much conclusively proves that I will live forever.

  115. In addition to RTFA... by marcello_dl · · Score: 5, Informative

    ... i found Caffeine FAQ which discusses some of the myths typical of any discussion about coffee.

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  116. JUST 3 or 4 cups?!?!?!? by YinYang69 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dammit, in my job I don't survive without 3 or 4 dozen.

  117. puff piece by sacrilicious · · Score: 4, Insightful
    There's been a steady stream of research lasting well over a decade that conclusively indicates that coffee is (a) bad for you, and (b) does not have silver linings that begin to compensate for its detriments. The only mitigating factor is one's subjective assessment of the experience of drinking coffee... which is valid, i.e. I think should be taken into account by any given person, but which crosses the line from "medical fact" to "psychosomatic rumor".

    Dr Trombetti says she hates the stuff herself - but points to a welter of scientific evidence to back her case.

    Hmmm... a "welter" is a "chaotic, jumbled mess" according to webster. Personally I've always preferred my scientific evidence presented in an orderly fashion. Even more, I like double-blind random scientific studies, but they're not even hinted at in this article.

    Coffee contains tannin and antioxidants, which are good for the heart and arteries, she says. It can relieve headaches. It is good for the liver - and can help prevent cirrhosis and gallstones. And the caffeine in coffee can reduce the risk of asthma attacks - and help improve circulation within the heart.

    I'm sorry to break it to "doctor" Trombetti but these are claims, not evidence. See above comment regarding the absence of scientific studies.

    There is no denying that coffee is not for everyone. If you drink too much it can increase nervousness, and cause rapid heartbeat and trembling hands.

    Ah, here's the interjected token fact to try to induce readers into a feeling that facts are being recited throughout. Sorry, no sale.

    Fact: Coffee may be good for you, it may be bad for you. Fact: Scientifically speaking, this article does nothing to change the preponderance of evidence supporting the latter.

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    1. Re:puff piece by nerdb0t · · Score: 0

      yep, i think this study is bogus.

      pretty much everyone loves/drinks coffee - especially in the research community. i dont have enough faith in human nature to believe that they can be unbias.

      this is just another "pop-science article of the month" like all the "wine is good for you" "pot is good for you" "insert-socially-popular-vice is good for you" studies.

  118. Sounds like Tobacco is good for you studies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I'm pretty sure someone in this crowd remembers these studies as well. Problem is people will do anything to justify their habits whether they are bad or not. Sure coffee is good for your health, take 5-6 cups per day, you'll be far more productive, but hey don't blame the drink if you get hedgy a lot more often, get more headaches than the average people, grown more intolerant and phobic and have already been diagnosed for a couple burn outs.

    Looking in the mirror honestly, now that is a problem everyone have and can't seem to do. Wonder why?

  119. Caffeine Awareness month.... by UNOStudent · · Score: 3, Informative
    An interesting side note which encourages my growing disdain with my native state. Nebraska's Gov. Johanns recently declared March as "Caffeine Awareness Month" in an effort to promote "awareness, detection and prevention of caffeine addiction in Nebraska....to educate businesses and consumers about the threat of caffeine addiction and to raise awareness about the impact it has on society." Hmm....like PRODUCTIVITY?

    www.theindependent.com

    I hope someone else finds this as funny as I do.

  120. Nope.... by ericlp · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Not to be mean, but these little fluff science pieces just don't cut it. These days, knowing how the popular media spit out "science" reports without checking it, this item could be junk science for all I know unless I see the hard data including a serious peer review to cross check the findings.

    A coffee review on /. ?? You guys are putting me to sleep with dull items like this. I need another cup of coffee.

  121. A Better Article by Rossome · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "So what's wrong with your coffee habit? How about low energy, extra stress, mineral depletion, exhausted adrenal glands, indigestion, anxiety and mood swings":
    Caffeine, Grounds for Concern?

  122. Re:Just reading your post is allowing me to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought it was "downloading steaming media".

  123. Re:Just reading your post is allowing me to by CoolVibe · · Score: 1

    Sorry, gotta dump core.

  124. Coffee Quotes & Recipes by FePe · · Score: 2, Informative

    I have tried some of them. They are another good reason for drinking lots of coffee.

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  125. ibuprofen dilates blood vessels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought it was the other way around. Ibuprofen is an anti-inflamatory and _dilates_ the blood vessels.

  126. Real migranes? by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    I speak from personal experience when I say that you should really have those headaches checked out to see if they're real migranes or not. My mother used to have serious migranes, so when I started having thought- and motion-imparing headaches, my family assumed that I just inherited the problem. Ten years later, a friend suggests to me that my regular problem with headaches might be caffeine withdrawal and that I should pay attentiont to what I drink. Lo and behold, my habit of drinking 2-3 glasses of Coke at every restraunt meal clashed with my habit of drinking (caffeine-free) ginger ale at home.

    Long story short, I quit drinking caffeine and started drinking water, and my chronic headache problem was gone. I've gone months between headaches (as opposed to a couple of days). My rare headaches hurt a lot less now, and I no longer have to worry about stammering, having facial ticks, or being extremely sensitive to light. While I miss the taste of Coke with my meal, I don't miss the sensation of a knife jamming through my left eye every time my heart beat.

    Seriously, monitor your caffeine intake and get informed about the caffeine content of drinks that you enjoy. If you have an irregular intake, you should try going cold turkey to see if your headaches stop after a couple of weeks.

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    1. Re:Real migranes? by asit+ler · · Score: 1

      I think it might have to do with my (former) habit of binging on Vanilla Coke and Penguins before a night-long code-a-rama.

      On a slightly unrelated topic, my migranes seem to start out with a little brightly-colored spot in one eye, that gradually spreads to engulf both eyes' fields of vision, and my head is left feeling a slight pain every time I move it. Then, ~25 - 30 minutes later, the slight pain on movement intensifies until it's like a horde of elephants is rampaging through my brain. Around a half hour later, I become violently ill, and puke. Sometimes more than once, sometimes not. Sometimes these happen for days in a row, sometimes not.

      On another semi-unrelated note, an old family remedy in my family, post-nausea, is to drink old-fashioned, plain Coca-Cola after you puke. Normally it prevents puking again. Could this be related to the caffiene content of the Coke? It seems not to happen when Pepsi is substituted, however.

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  127. Italian Science by ILL+Clinton · · Score: 4, Funny
    A report by Italian Scientists saying that espresso is good for you reminds me of the report by Italian Scientists saying that pizza is good for you.

  128. Cold Turkey by bolind · · Score: 1

    Arggggh! Not this article while I'm trying to get clean. Going cold turkey, 44 hours and counting. No coffee, no soda, only juice, milk and water. Arrrggh! Must resist temptation to ingest sweet, sweet caffeine.

    Seriously, caffeine withdrawal is no fun. I had a serious headache last night, something that happens very rarely for me. Getting better though.

  129. no it does not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sorry i spoke before I RTFA.

  130. Tea has less caffeine, period by fnj · · Score: 4, Informative

    "Some Tea's are higher in caffeine than coffee, so you may not be as caffeine-free as you thought."

    While it's certainly possible to create a cup of tea and a cup of coffee, with the cup of tea having more caffeine than the cup of coffee, that's not how it works in actual daily life.

    Check the Caffeine FAQ

    From one list, for 7 oz servings:
    Drip coffee = 115-175 mg of caffeine
    Espresso = 100
    Brewed coffee = 85-135
    Instant coffee = 64-100
    Brewed tea = 40-60
    Instant tea = 30
    Iced tea = 41 (i.e., 70 for 12 oz)

    Other lists from other sources are there, and they are similar.

    Green tea is even lower than black tea. From Stash Tea, we have:

    5 oz cup of coffee = 80 mg
    One bag of black tea = 40
    One bag of green tea = 20

    Health wise, green tea r00lz! But black tea is good for variety, and gives benefits as well.

    Of course, the amount you actually get depends on how long you brew the tea. I tend to prefer tea brewed for a much briefer time than many people: I like around 2 minutes, and shudder a bit when 5 bits is recommended, let alone when I see people leave the bag in the cup for 10 minutes or more. Yech. When you brew too long, you are adding mostly acid and yucky taste.

    1. Re:Tea has less caffeine, period by prgrmr · · Score: 1

      When you brew too long, you are adding mostly acid and yucky taste.

      It's been my experience that taste, yucky or otherwise, is simply a matter of taste.

    2. Re:Tea has less caffeine, period by advocate_one · · Score: 1

      Hmmm... a seven ounce serving of espresso??? as the normal espresso cup is only 2.5 oz... then the dose of caffeine per cup is way lower than other servings of "normal" coffee... and is only just above that for instant tea...

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    3. Re:Tea has less caffeine, period by indianajones428 · · Score: 1

      Health wise, green tea r00lz!

      Duh! Anything that's green and tastes like crap is good for you. Didn't you learn anything as a kid?

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  131. I DRINK Coffee by haqthat · · Score: 1

    I drink about 2 pots of coffee a day. The first one only last me a couple hours. After that I have to slow down, overdosing on caffeine is not fun. The withdrawl is terrible! I must be one HEALTHY HEALTHY guy, actually I can tell the coffee has adverse affects, but I gotta have that black love in the morning.

  132. Chiara Trombetti, I know him! by panic911 · · Score: 1

    Chiara Trombetti, of the Humanitas Gavazzeni institute of Bergamo

    Yeah, that means a whole lot to me, let's all go drink coffee because some guy (who nobody knows of) tells us to. *sarcasm*

    I say that cigarettes are good. Someone write an article about that, and for the love of god, start smoking if you care about your health!

  133. sugar high by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what they forgot to mention in the article is that most people enjoy coffee with exorbitant amounts of sugar (or even worse, artificial sweeteners).

    so unless you like your coffee black and bitter, drinking 3-4 cups a day will always be unhealthy.

  134. This is why coffee is good: by burtonator · · Score: 0


    This is why coffee is good


    Warning ... quicktime... use mplayer.

  135. Coffee and SARS by senorv · · Score: 1

    check out this link to see what might be in your coffee cup. http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2004/01/20 /civet_coffee_good_to_the_last_dropping/

  136. Two words: "Google search" by lyssrose · · Score: 1

    I realize you probably don't actually care about the origins of the phrase, but being the wordfreak that I am, I'm going to answer anyway. *grin*
    Here's one result

    Here's another

    And yet another

    They all point to Secretary of the Navy Josephus ("Joe" - get it?) Daniels.

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    1. Re:Two words: "Google search" by parasite · · Score: 0


      Actually I did care-- just 'cause I call it faggotty don't mean I'm a troll... And thanks a lot, you may have saved someone from something... because if it really does originate from some military thing, I'm at least a LITTLE more apt to respect it enough to not beat in someone's mutherfucker if they say the word... I mean -- that is, as opposed to the case if the origin of the word were some stupid ass black inner-city G-dawgs, or some "oh we're so cool with out trend vocab" Ivy league bitchass fuck heads.

      thanks

  137. Re:Just reading your post is allowing me to by sgage · · Score: 1

    I'd like to add to this jolly thread, but I've got to go curl a steamer.

  138. stfu! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    You just trolled yourself. That's so weird.

    ASPIRIN thins blood.

  139. Re:Just reading your post is allowing me to by Photon+Ghoul · · Score: 1

    You also forgot my all-time favorite "gotta go lay some cable".

  140. I knew it! by Pan+T.+Hose · · Score: 1

    coffee, especially espresso, is good for you

    Oh God, I knew it! Pan T. Hose: 1. Psychiatrists: 0!

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  141. Re:Just reading your post is allowing me to by Yewbert · · Score: 1

    You almost hit on my standard euphemism, there, but not quite. . .

    My system is almost like clockwork in this respect - 45 minutes after downing the first cup of coffee, it's time to drop some friends off at the pool.

  142. some info... sorry not so good by jasonp1014 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    This article seemed to belabour the obvious such as:
    If you drink too much it can increase nervousness, and cause rapid heartbeat and trembling hands.

    Wow... did not know that.

    I happened to watch something more informative but less optimistic about coffee last night on PBS.
    This was Dr. Perricone who has a diet book and all that.

    There are plenty of reasons not to drink coffee. Coffee (and not necessarily just caffeine) elevates the hormone cortisol. Cortisol is a "stress" hormone that is needed but can do nasty stuff like:
    • Raise insulin levels, throwing your blood sugar level out of wack (Insulin and blood sugar is another subject altogether about how it causes obesity, high blood pressure, diabetes, etc.)
    • Cause your body to put on weight around the torso where the fat cells in that region have extra cortisol receptors
    • Acts as a catabolic agent which breaks down muscle tissue and is damaging to brain cells. In general it acts as a toxic substance at extended high levels


    Now what is recommended is green tea which is loaded with anti-oxidants, much more than coffee. It also has the caffeine without the cortisol raising effect.

    I've been trying to get into green tea but it's just not the same as coffee.
    In fact, I'm about to get a cup of joe right now... :P

    If it's that addictive it can't be good for you.
  143. Japanese Gyokuro. by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

    and a very very expencive tea it is.

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  144. Tea vs espresso by fnj · · Score: 3, Informative

    "And tea almost certainly has more caffeine than your precious espresso."

    The Caffeine FAQ disagrees with you.

    Espresso = 100 mg caffeine per 7 oz
    Brewed tea = 40-60 mg caffeine per 7 oz

    So does Stash Tea.

    5 oz cup of coffee = 80 mg
    One bag of black tea = 40
    One bag of green tea = 20

    1. Re:Tea vs espresso by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

      Milligrams per ounce? What kind of measurement system is that?

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    2. Re:Tea vs espresso by Coolfish · · Score: 1

      except you drink about one or two or three ounces of espresso in a drink. A tall latte from starbucks, for instance, has one shot of espresso, so that's about 14 mg of caffeine.

    3. Re:Tea vs espresso by xaaronx · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected.

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    4. Re:Tea vs espresso by SeregonSandgrain · · Score: 0

      Two or three ounces? About 30ml to an ounce, right?

      I usually have an expresso with between 500ml and 1000ml expresso, a bit of milk and some chocolate sauce... and then I go have a nap.

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    5. Re:Tea vs espresso by fnj · · Score: 1

      "except you [only] drink about one or two or three ounces of espresso in a drink."

      The FAQ is confusing, I'll admit. But the bottom line is, you're not going light on caffeine when you enjoy espresso. The 7 oz measurement for espresso is actually an error. Here's what it says when it goes into detail with espresso:

      [begin quote]
      "Is it true that espresso has less caffeine than regular coffee?

      "Yes and no. An espresso cup has about as much caffeine as a cup of dark brew. But servings for espresso are much smaller. Which means that the content of caffeine per milliliter are much higher than with a regular brew. Moreover, caffeine is more quickly assimilated when taken in concentrated dosages, such as an espresso cup.

      "The myth of lower caffeine espresso comes comes from the fact that the darker roast beans used for espresso do have less caffeine than regularly roasted beans as roasting is supposed to break up or sublimate the caffeine in the beans (I have read this quote on research articles, but found no scientific studies supporting it. Anybody out there?). But espresso is prepared using pressurized water through significantly more ground (twice as much?) than regular drip coffee, resulting in a higher percentage of caffeine per milliliter...

      "Here's the caffeine content of Drip/Espresso/Brewed Coffee:

      "Drip 115-175
      Espresso 100 1 serving (1-2oz)
      Brewed 80-135"
      [End of quote]

  145. Re:About her, you mean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Surely you know "Chiara" is the same as "Claire"...

    Besides, if she was from John Hopkins or elsewhere in the US would you rest easier? These kinds of scientists move around a lot, you know.

  146. Re:Coffee and espresso is fricken great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm italian, and when I read something like "a big cup of expresso" I know you do not know what you are talking about, or at least you are not drinking 12 "espresso" coffes a day. That's insane.

    I'm an AC, anyway, so flame me! :)

  147. Re:faggot origin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you're a little too afraid of homosexuality. Either that, or you should make sure you don't order a latte from Joe.

  148. You're probably right. by Alethes · · Score: 1

    I would imagine that the headache is caused by dehydration since the person who is consuming large quantities of coffee is probably not drinking much water.

    I drink 3 liters of water a day in addition to the usual 4-6 cups of coffee a day and my kidneys have never been happier.

  149. Re:Coffee and espresso is fricken great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reminds of a store near where I used to work a few years back that apparently didn't have a clue about how espresso ought to be served. I got a 2 decilitre cup of it for less than a euro.
    Yeah, I drinked them, regularly. But hey, I'm Finnish so it doesn't count;)

  150. Coffe a heath drink ? by Sonic+McTails · · Score: 1

    NOOOOOOOO !, That more mind warping then looking at Darl McBride and Bill Gates making out ....

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  151. Re:Coffee and espresso is fricken great! by murray_420 · · Score: 2, Informative

    The "Big Tim" cup is awesome! It holds 60oz of the most addictive coffee in North America (Tim's) anybody who argues has never experienced Tim's withdrawal(Severe Migraines). Lucky for me I live in the Tim Horton capital of the world, Moncton, New Brunswick, Canada.

  152. Coffee Consumption by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 1

    Not that it would stop an Italian...

    Not that it's worth mention, but imports of coffee to the US are greater than any other nation. Time to quit mentioning smellier european countries in that 'HELLO WISCONSON' style everytime the subject comes up. Ok? :)

    The US also produced all of the industrial methods of packaging, storing, and shipping coffee used around the world today.

    All your bean are belong to us.

    1. Re:Coffee Consumption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ..but your coffee still sucks.

  153. You know, it's funny... by Senjutsu · · Score: 4, Informative

    how coffee effects different people differently.

    It makes you want to do all that, and all it make me want to do is take a crap.

    1. Re:You know, it's funny... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coffee affects everyone differently. It obviously has an effect on you.

  154. I need another cup of coffee :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When in the middle of gradschool I decided that I was drinking too much coffee (silly me), I started having gallstone problems...

    My first cup must be wearing off. I first read that
    as "... in the middle of gradeschool..."

    which made the gallstones part even more confusing.
    I though "gee.. poor kids in that school."

  155. I agree by mrcparker · · Score: 1

    Nothing worse than going to a small town with nothing but shitty coffee.

    Okay - Starbucks much not be perfect, but the coffee overall is excellent, the water is good, and the taste is consistant.

  156. drink ... by BlackShirt · · Score: 1

    carrott juice

    aaagh! :)

  157. Re:Coffee and espresso is fricken great! by Solosoft · · Score: 1

    Sudbury Ontario has to be one of the highest tim populations ...

    We have 2 timmies right beside eachother ... also we have somthing like 40 some tim horton shops in a 100,000 person city. No matter WHERE you are your atleast a 20 min walk from a timmies.

  158. -1 troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hasn't this incident been beaten to death enough times already?

  159. Coffee increases chances of depression? by caffiend666 · · Score: 1

    I've heard rumors that coffee (not caffeine) contributes to depression. Supposedly, the excess phosphorous leeches B-Vitamins out of the blood stream and blocks them from functioning. I've given up coffee completely. Actually tried giving up coffee for a few months and the results were scary. Found a new job in my old field (now Programming, was waiting tables for two years), made peace with some people I was fighting with and found a girlfriend.

    Not very scientific, anyone know of any evidence for or against the depression link?

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  160. Re:Just reading your post is allowing me to by silicon+not+in+the+v · · Score: 1

    All right, I just about had a stroke reading that. I had to look away from my computer about halfway through reading your post so I could calm down and not look like a total moron busting out laughing at work.

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  161. Re:Just reading your post is allowing me to by Anonymous+Cow+herd · · Score: 1

    What what what? Nobody else goes to work on their log cabin? :-P

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  162. Re:Coffee and espresso is fricken great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    moron, he was joking, read it again, it's a joke. which is why it was modded as funny.

    of course it's insane to drink 12 a day, but thats a joke. he was speeding up, get it?

    get a sense of humor

  163. Health benefits from coffee or caffiene by Precipitous · · Score: 2, Informative

    Many of the health affects of coffee are not associated with caffeine. Some of the studies haven't separated caffeinated and decaffeinated coffee drinkers. Others that have done so, but noted no difference in benefits between the caffeinated and decaff coffee. The benefits come from other chemicals (sorry, tea drinkers).

    Sciam has had very interesting articles about coffee, which get more into the science then this blurb. Sadly, the best one isn't free - so I'll link to the list of coffee articles.

    Miscellaneous coffe articles
    Lower Diabetes Risk
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  164. Tea has more Caffeine by weight than Coffee does by okmijnuhb · · Score: 1

    Tea has more Caffeine by weight than Coffee does.

    Cup strength depends on how you brew it.
    Brewed coffee varies tremendously in strength, depending on who is making it.
    Tea often is brewed from pre-measured bags, although different brands put more or less in. For loose tea, it's up to the user.
    Yet another factor is how long you brew the beverage for.
    There are variations in different teas and coffees as well.
    So it really depends on whose cup of tea or coffee, you are talking about.
    The bottom line is that generally, tea leaves have more caffeine by weight, than coffee beans do.

  165. Scientists Declare 'Everything Bad For You' by spood · · Score: 1

    Not to be outdone, another international body of scientists declared in a press conference the findings of their own array of studies. Their suprising conclusion was that in certain quantities, everything is detrimental to your health and everyone should live the way they like and not care because everything has potential health consequences.

    The results of the study have also raised disagreements amongst the community of scientists, but the consensus seems to be that all of our health- and nutrition-related problems are over. The boards of directors at Phillip Morris, PepsiCo, and McDonalds heralded the results as equally groundbreaking.

    When interviewed after the press conference, one scientist revealed misgivings about such overtly pessimistic conclusions, but also stressed the benefits of letting people finally do whatever they want and slowly kill themselves in the process instead of endlessly bickering and whining about the health factor.

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  166. You are preaching to the choir... by hummassa · · Score: 1

    Sou brasileiro :-) And we are in the subject of caffeinated beverages. And yes, I love erva-mate !!!

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  167. Re:Coffee and espresso is fricken great! by lucifer_666 · · Score: 1
    nah man, he got the joke, but took offence to the words "big" and "espresso" being used in the same sentence.

    that's a crime.

  168. Oh, please by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

    Don't people know anything? Espresso is not "Joe".

    (Melburnian and proud of it.)

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  169. Voltaire Drank 50 cups per day! by joemontoya · · Score: 1

    Hey he lived to be ... well really old and having lots of sex while getting there.

  170. Ever see the movie "Sleeper" with Woody Allan? by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    It turns out that everything we thought was good for us (health food) is actually bad, and everything we thought was bad for us (cigerettes, brownies) is actually good.

    Think what you want of Woody Allan, he was dead right with that one. A few years ago, coffee caused prostate cancer, now it's healthy. Eating fat used to make you fat, now fat is okay - but you have to watch those carbs. Wine is now good for you, last I heard.

  171. Impotence by pedr0t · · Score: 1

    Since I heard caffeine causes sexual impotence because it's a vasoconstrictor, I stopped drinking it almost immediately.

    What do people thinkg about that? is it true? I would like to know, because I miss my coffee.

    1. Re:Impotence by dangermouse · · Score: 1

      Were you impotent when you were ingesting caffeine?

    2. Re:Impotence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm 20 and precisely the opposite of impotent. I ask the older men here if there is any way to relate caffeine consumption with impotence. (Something that I just want to avoid having)

  172. Fully brewed black tea [was Re:Tea has less...] by Resident+Geek · · Score: 1
    There's nothing better than a two-bagger of Red Rose that's been steeping for an hour or more. It's so full-bodied and flavorful. OK, loose tea is better. but the principle still applies: let it steep for ages.

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    1. Re:Fully brewed black tea [was Re:Tea has less...] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Red Rose is not what I'd suggest. You can buy Dilmah at a lot of Canadian groceries now - give it a try.

      Good tea tastes like tea within five minutes - you shouldn't need to let it stew.

  173. I knew it!!! by inline_four · · Score: 1

    I knew all those years of downing black joe would have killed me by now if it was as bad as people say.

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  174. Re:E allora? (And so?) (not E'!) by twilight30 · · Score: 1

    Mi spiace, ho sbagliato! Grazie per la correzione, pero' (got it right this time... :)

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  175. Facts about coffee by Mxyzptlk · · Score: 1

    Yes, I too love coffee, but drinking coffee in the morning is wasted, because your body is already full with adrenaline, elevated blood sugar, and so on - your body's normal way of getting you going after a full nights sleep. What you should do is drink your beloved cup of coffee six or eight hours after you woke up, since that is when you need it the most.

    Another interesting tidbit: Gilberto Fisone, a researcher at Karolinska Institutet, found that a "medium sized" cup of coffee has a double effect in that it stimulates a key protein called DARPP-32, which amplifies the effect of coffee. For more information, read this article.

  176. and we spend it by Suchetha · · Score: 1

    reading /.

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  177. Re:Just reading your post is allowing me to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    isnt it drop the Cosby kids off at the pool?

  178. Caffeine is toxic by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

    Any attempt to justify consuming it is cognitive dissonance. First, you decide that you're going to recommend it. Then you come up with the data to support your conclusion.

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  179. Re:Coffee and espresso is fricken great! by veldstra · · Score: 1

    Ok, so where can I get one online? I'm in europe, and here the coffee cups are too small for my taste.

  180. Re:Coffee and espresso is fricken great! by bluetoad · · Score: 1

    Now the morning comes 'round here much too early
    I roll out of bed feeling surly
    Stare in to my plastic cup
    Won't somebody please fill it up
    I don't care if it's cold or hot
    Give me something from that pot

    Coffee - I've gotta have coffee
    Gimme Cofee - I love coffee
    Hey - pour me another mug, Doug
    Of that coffee

    Now something happens around 10 o'clock
    My brain won't think and my mouth won't talk
    I've got a sleepy feeling I just can't shake
    It must be time for a coffee break
    I don't care of its hot or cold
    I don't care if it's 5 days old

    Coffee - give me coffee
    I've gotta have coffee
    I just love my coffee
    Pour me a whole slew of that brew, Lou
    I just want some coffee

    Now, French roast, English roast, espresso too
    Kona, mocha, java or Jamaica Blue
    There ain't no kind that I ain't ever had
    Unless you count instant or decaffeinated
    Coffee - I'm talkin' about coffee
    Bring it back hot and black, Jack
    I just want some coffee

    --

    Well, I met this chick
    And we went our on a date
    You know the night was getting awful late
    We'd been making all the stops
    Drinking beer, wine and gin
    My patience finally ran a little bit thin
    I said baby if you want to got out with me
    You gotta drink coffee
    'cause I dig coffee
    I've gotta have coffee
    I love my coffee
    Make the scene with caffeine bean, Gene,
    I just want some coffee

    Gotta have coffee
    I love my coffee
    I Gotta have coffee
    I crave coffee
    Fill up my tank with crank, Hank
    Give me coffee

    Written by Job Striles
    Disclaimer: Just a Fan

  181. Size DOES matter! by Oshkoshjohn · · Score: 1

    Anything less than 12 ounces is a demitasse serving. One pot equals four of my cups.

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  182. Espresso Is good for you, Starbuck's limits choice by Phr3akinR1can · · Score: 1

    Whether or not Starbuck's IS really quality or not, it certainly does not beat the quality of a privately owned espresso shop, like say...in Little Italy or in Soho. Because of the overpowering presence of these shops, many of us do not know this. If we allow this to continue these shops will be out of business and we will not have the opportunity to taste authentic espresso. I certainly don't want this to happen, but this IS a country where capitalism is king. Ironically, it can be king and unamerican at the same time. How many small businesses would lose their businesses and be out of work? How many cafe servers will have to take a job at these chains forgoing the type of wages and tips they once received. How American is that? Capitalism allow them to export our tech jobs to India having a huge effect on the local economy. If there is a decline in jobs there is a decline in consmerism. In effect it does very little to protect our rights as Americans. "That which separates us as humans, will destroy us as humans." Phr3akinR1can