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Fat Geeks Healthier Than You Thought

DoubleWhopper writes "Sound the trumpets! Being a fat geek may not increase your risk of death after all. According to this ABC News article, a re-examination of the available data suggests obesity is still a health risk, but the 'pleasantly plump' among us 'do not have the same health risks as obese individuals.' But, from the article: 'People shouldn't think that this study gives them a free trip to the pork rind buffet.' Believe what you want, but you'd better hope I don't get to the Twinkies aisle before you."

454 comments

  1. Cool by tsotha · · Score: 5, Funny

    Great. Now I can live a long, sexless life!

    1. Re:Cool by merpal · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now you have more time to finally get that gym membership you've been considering.

    2. Re:Cool by dabigpaybackski · · Score: 1

      Rent "The Dao of Steve." Then you'll see not all hope is lost for fat geeks.

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    3. Re:Cool by kurosawdust · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, but if you're dedicated enough to the cause, you can get yourself some nice boobs as a sort of consolation prize! :)

    4. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, that is the plan I'm going for.
      I finally told Anthony Robins to go and fuck himself.

    5. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      That is a serious condition called gynecomastia.

      If you have it, get to a doctor ASAP! You likely have severe endocrine problems. Make sure they find and treat those problems (likely high estrogen and low testosterone) and not just say "you're fat".

      Endocrine problems can lead to diabetes (itself an endocrine problem), depression (sometimes to the point of suicide or commitment to an insane asylum), forgetfulness (sometimes permanent), anxiety (to the point of phobias), loss of concentration (to the point you are ineffective at work), rage (to the point of danger), high blood pressure (to the point of severe headaches, and possible heart attack and stroke), and osteoporosis (to the point of fractures and stooped posture - yes, this can and does occur in men too). Hot flashes can also occur.

      I forgot to mention - NO SEX DRIVE!

      Keeping this anonymous because I suffered from endocrine problems (only minor boobs). Luckily my endo put me on some meds which control most of the endocrine problems. Still some boobs, but hopefully those'll go away.

    6. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I dunno. Boobs are fun!

    7. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Movie != Reality

    8. Re:Cool by kurosawdust · · Score: 4, Funny

      True, I have read about this condition. However I still think its fair to say that in the vast majority of cases, if you're a guy and you've got jugs, you probably earned 'em.

    9. Re:Cool by ampmouse · · Score: 0

      First, according to Google the movie is really called The Tao Of Steve.
      Second, you can tell if a movie is good or not by how may people are seeding it's torrent. Well this movie does not even have a torrent! It must be a fairly bad movie.

    10. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    11. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    12. Re:Cool by Omniscientist · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No sex drive? Is that a bad thing? I anxiously await the day when I can rest peacefully without feeling that one urge which makes us do sooooo many stupid things, like put up with someone's shit until you get what you want.

    13. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meh, too difficult to take care of the problem, so just treat the symptom.

    14. Re:Cool by kv9 · · Score: 3, Funny

      wow really? solid judgement right there. that must mean that constantine and that 50cent album must be *real gems*. you sir, surely jest.

    15. Re:Cool by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      That is a serious condition called gynecomastia.

      That's odd, I thought the reference was this type of thing.

    16. Re:Cool by pipingguy · · Score: 0


      The choice of celibacy has its advantages until your other girlfriends figure out the scam.

      OK, well, actually, at least that's the way it works in *my* fantasies.

    17. Re:Cool by jericho4.0 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I think you are confusing 'bad' with 'unpopular'. People like you are why I got rid of my TV years ago.

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    18. Re:Cool by h4rm0ny · · Score: 2, Informative


      Mod Parent: Non-Chinese +1

      ;) Yes, it's normally spelt 'Tao' in the Western Alphabet, and technically, the movie is called 'Tao... ,' but at least in Mandarin the word begins with a sort of sharp 'D' sound so the GP is fair in what he says.

      On-topic: Being your natural weight is what's healthy. Eat natural (i.e. traditional) food and always leave a little space in your stomach after a meal. Doesn't mean you'll be rake thin, but you'll be healthy.

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    19. Re:Cool by austad · · Score: 4, Informative

      I feel like a lazy bum sitting in front of a computer all day, and it actually motivates me go to the gym. I know several other geeks that feel the same way, two of them are professional bodybuilders.

      One thing sitting in front of the computer all day does is give you plenty of time to do research on the web on proper nutrition and workout techniques also. This means that if you do things properly, you can go to the gym less than most people, and get better results.

      Nutrition is about 80% of it. If you want a nice quick recipe without doing much research, check out this. This will give you a good base to start from and modify to your particular situation. Yeah, it costs money for a downloadable PDF, but, if you're too lazy to do the research, it's worth it. I bought this awhile ago to see what it was about, and it's basically the same thing I came up with 4 years ago or so. I went from about 150 to 195 with 9% bodyfat using this over the first 2 years. To keep in proper Slashdot tradition of likening everything to computers, it's like hacking your body. :)

      I think the hardest part is making it a routine thing. Force yourself to do it for 3 weeks, and it will become a habit. You'll feel lazy if you don't go. And the part about eating 6 smaller meals a day, it works wonders. You'll not only keep fat off, but if you found yourself tired in the afternoon, you won't be anymore.

      If you really wanna do some research, there's a book called Supertraining by Mel Siff. I think it's out of print now, but last I checked Amazon still had some. It's expensive, but there's a wealth of information there. It gives you the basis behind everything, not canned workout schedules or nutrition, you'll have to come up with that yourself.

      For those of you that run companies, or are in charge of offices, get some funds to have an office weight/workout room. Your employees will have more energy and be less likely to stare at the wall all afternoon. Plus, some will stay and work late after they have finished their workout if they workout after work hours. Company subsidized gym memberships are nice, but if the gym isn't around the corner or convenient to go to, people are less likely to go.

      A word on supplements... ion-exchanged whey protein isolate is the best you will find. It absorbs the fastest, and less goes to waste. Isopure seems to be the only brand out there that is 100% isolate. Don't waste your money on cheap protein. Creatine also seems to work for some people, although some find that it irritates their stomach. As far as other supplements go, pretty much all of it is garbage. The only other supplement that worked was androstedione, and as of a couple of months ago, it's illegal. I took it for about 2 weeks, but it made me wanna rough people up, so I stopped. DPS is the cheapest place I've found for supplements. Buy yourself some Isopure and some Rage or Tri-o-plex bars for a snack. If you're trying to build muscle, you'll need extra protein so you're not wasting your time in the gym.

      Make sure you stretch properly, or you'll injure yourself or cause scar tissue to form. I can't emphasize enough how important stretching is. Also, make sure you do exercises with proper form. I injured my neck because someone showed me how to do shoulder presses with dumbells incorrectly. Most personal trainers at gyms I've been to don't even have any sort of personal trainer certification. It is definitely worth your money to find one that actually has some sort of credentials, at least initially. You don't want to learn to do things incorrectly and hurt yourself like I did. If you injure discs in your neck or back, they will never heal completely, I'll probably need surgery someday.

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    20. Re:Cool by Gentlewhisper · · Score: 1

      I dunno. Boobs are fun!

      Of course they are! But only if they belong to another person... preferably a girl!

    21. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      One thing sitting in front of the computer all day does is give you plenty of time to do research on the web on proper nutrition and workout techniques also.

      I thought you were supposed to work -- why else would you sit in front of the computer?

    22. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      This is something I've been wondering about for a while. While food and air and necessary for you to survive, sex serves no other purpose that guarantee the survival of the species. I wonder if some day men will evolve in a such a way that only those who are willing to have kids will have a sex drive. I for one would be happy if I could get rid of my sex drive. I have never had a girlfriend. I had some social phobia problems for years (why am I posting AC), and when I finally got over them after being put on medications and psychiatric help I found out that I was no longer interested in dating. There was no anxiety anymore, but since I had been alone for 27 years I was used to it. I tried a couple of times but I found out it wasn't for me. The girls were nice, but I'd rather be alone.

    23. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find the best solution is to download an awful lot of porn and wank like a monkey. Seriously, wanking everytime you feel like it is fun and does same job as a woman with none of the baggage.

    24. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a fellow geek body builder, I'll chime in with my thoughts.

      Do serious research into this protein stuff. I honestly believe it may cause problems in the long term. Heart problems and things like that. Your body doesn't want that much protein. I used to be into that scene but I noticed my kidneys were taking a serious beating from having to process all that protein.

      Do research on normal sports nutrition for better information on staying healthy. Although most bodybuilders eat fairly good, they eat way too much protein. Sure, you need it to get that huge bulk of muscle, but that huge bulk of muscle is unnatural. A gymnast body is much more natural and healthy in the long run. Plus you can actually do more than than those huge bodybuilders that can't even lift their own weight (ask them to climb a rope for some fun; be sure to point and laugh).

    25. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I've seen some males being really enthusiastic about kids. I even know one guy who works from home and takes care of their three kids during the day. That's simply awesome.

      I've been alone for as long as I was married. Call me whacked or whatever, but over the years after the divorce I've gone from completely selfless to selfish with my time and life. I'm happy meeting interesting peopple, but dating for romance is really a waste of time, as are the mindgames. I'll stick to my career, hobbies, and health, thanks.

    26. Re:Cool by whovian · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Do serious research into this protein stuff. I honestly believe it may cause problems in the long term. Heart problems and things like that. Your body doesn't want that much protein. I used to be into that scene but I noticed my kidneys were taking a serious beating from having to process all that protein.

      It's at this point that some people claim that there aren't any studies demonstrating that high protein induces kidney problems starting from otherwise normal, functioning kidneys. But "everyone" seems to agree that high protein diets are bad for people who are already having kidney problems.

      As far as huge muscles, what you suggest agrees with my readings. Muscles get stronger via low reps, high tension, but they get bulky from high reps, low tension. The former builds muscle fibers, whereas the latter teaches your muscles to store more glycogen.

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    27. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Muscles get stronger via low reps, high tension, but they get bulky from high reps, low tension.

      That sounds reversed.

      Low reps, lots of weight = bulky muscle. The kind that is strong in the strict sense (can lift lots of weight) but doesn't last very long (only a couple times). This is typically what bodybuilders go for to get that huge muscled look.

      High reps, less weight = lean muscle. This is not as strong in absolute terms (less weight can be lifted) but lasts for much longer (many reps, like climbing a rope). This is typically what most atheletes want because you want to be strong, light, and fast. This is more "normal" strength and allows maximum use of your body.

    28. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      : To keep in proper Slashdot tradition
      : of likening everything to computers,
      : it's like hacking your body. :)


      Hacking a body? You mean, getting innapropriate access to someone's body and causing damage to it? Sounds more like circumcision .

    29. Re:Cool by drsquare · · Score: 1

      But seriously, this begs the question, is it really worth it to leave a miserable healthy life just for the sake of making it last longer?

      I for one don't want to live till I'm 100, that's another 80 years. What's the point in living that long? My life's shit enough as it is, I don't want it to last longer, I want it to be shorter!

      Also, is it worth cutting out all the delicious food? At the moment, food is all I have to look forward to, it's all I enjoy. I hate exercise, it makes me feel like shit, and I never have the energy, thanks to my shift-working job I haven't had a proper night's sleep in months.

      Even if I did eat more healthily and exercise, what would be the point? No-one sees my body except me, and I don't give a shit whether I have a six-pack or not, it's completely superficial and irrelevent. With my lifestyle I never have to run anywhere, or life anything heavy, so what do I need health for?

    30. Re:Cool by Valdrax · · Score: 2, Informative

      I for one don't want to live till I'm 100, that's another 80 years. What's the point in living that long? My life's shit enough as it is, I don't want it to last longer, I want it to be shorter!

      Simple. If you live 100 years today, there's a good chance that you may live a lot longer unless some sort of war or economic collapse makes the world go down the drain. Just imagine all the cool stuff that will be available 80 years from now.

      At the moment, food is all I have to look forward to, it's all I enjoy. I hate exercise, it makes me feel like shit, and I never have the energy, thanks to my shift-working job I haven't had a proper night's sleep in months.

      That's because you're not healthy right now. I've been on both sides of that (and I'm currently in a lazy, unexercising state again). You have more energy, sleep better, and feel less depressed when you have a good workout regimen. It sounds like you're not in a healthy mental state right now if food is all you have to look forward to. Trust me, if you keep up a regular exercise schedule for a month (and not just a few half-hearted attempts), you will enjoy life more.

      Exercise isn't something, though, that you can do without a regular schedule for it. I'm currently the voice of experience right now about missing workouts. Once you fall off the wagon, it gets harder and harder to get motivated to get back, and you're back to not feeling as energetic and motivated. (I need to start getting up early again and get back to that.)

      With my lifestyle I never have to run anywhere, or life anything heavy, so what do I need health for?

      Do it for your brain. If the rest of your body isn't in top shape, neither is your brain. This is especially true of your endocrine system. Body fat is not just an inactive storage system. It seriously affects the levels of insulin and a variety of stress hormones in the bodies of obese people. This helps lead to depression and a corresponding stunted social life. If that's not something you care to fix, that's fine, but you better not have any regrets 10-20 years from now when it's going to be a lot harder to deal with.

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    31. Re:Cool by rsw · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Umm, no.

      People with bf% >20% often look as if they have gynecomastia, but true gyno involves glandular enlargement, nipple sensitivity, and, in some cases, lactation. "Fatty gyno," as it's known, is just a result of being a fatass.

      I know. I used to be fat, and I had the latter. As soon as I got off the Haagen-Dazs and onto the elliptical, it went away.

      -rsw

    32. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, high reps low weight = bulky muscle. It's what bodybuilders do to pump up for contests, for example. Powerlifters lift very high weights with 1-2 reps to build muscle and avoid gaining too much weight (competition is according to weight classes). Though training like this can be dangerous - don't do it if you don't know what you're doing.

    33. Re:Cool by ThJ · · Score: 1

      I think he means hacking in the positive sense...

    34. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How pathetic are you? Do I have a sex drive, hell yes. Have I *ever* begged, pleaded, or even *asked* for anything sexual from my girlfriends? Hell no, they come to me and do that. And sometimes I say no. It keeps them coming back time and time again. And if they give me any shit, which for some reason rarely if ever happens, they're out. You've got to be in control of yourself, and good things will happen.

    35. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...Bob has bitch tits.

    36. Re:Cool by drsquare · · Score: 0, Troll

      Simple. If you live 100 years today, there's a good chance that you may live a lot longer

      So? Who needs to live that long? By the time you get to 40, your life's pretty much over anyway, no-one does anything interesting after that. All you've got to look forward to is 60 years of wearing cardigans watching TV, or going to the garden centre. Also by then all the women are ugly and saggy.

      Just imagine all the cool stuff that will be available 80 years from now.

      Why? The world just seems to be getting worse and worse. This 'cool stuff' will probably just be more useless shit like TV and Internet which mean we can spend even more time sat inside rotting away. Why don't you geeks invent something that actually IMPROVES peoples' lives rather than being a substitute for them? And while you're there, try making computers that are actually reliable and simple to use and inexpensive. I swear, whatever geek thought up the idea of needing drivers to use hardware, or needing to have the right operating system, should be executed for crimes against humanity.

      That's because you're not healthy right now. I've been on both sides of that (and I'm currently in a lazy, unexercising state again). You have more energy, sleep better, and feel less depressed when you have a good workout regimen. It sounds like you're not in a healthy mental state right now if food is all you have to look forward to. Trust me, if you keep up a regular exercise schedule for a month (and not just a few half-hearted attempts), you will enjoy life more.

      Don't patronise me or tell me how healthy I am. I am healthy enough. I eat healthily, I exercise, and it hasn't improved my life at all. I'm no better off than when I was fat and unhealthy. I've been exercising pretty regularly for over a year, and it's all been a waste of time, I could have been drinking instead, at least I'd get some pleasure from that. I don't sleep better, I sleep worse. Maybe if I was some rich bastard working 9-5 I could get a proper sleeping pattern, rather than have to completely reverse my body-clock every week for a different shift.

      Do it for your brain. If the rest of your body isn't in top shape, neither is your brain.

      So what? I don't use my brain, I've no need for it at all. Haven't used it for years since I went to school. Thinking doesn't seem to be of much use in the real world, you don't need intelligence to work on a production line or to watch TV.

      If that's not something you care to fix, that's fine, but you better not have any regrets 10-20 years from now when it's going to be a lot harder to deal with.

      I couldn't care less what happens to me 20 years. I'll probably be living under a bridge by then, if I'm still alive. May as well at least try to enjoy myself whilst I'm still here.

    37. Re:Cool by HrHolm · · Score: 1

      Well, if lack of sex drive is a symptome, I guess for my part it's just some good old obesity.

    38. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But seriously, this begs the question, is it really worth it to leave a miserable healthy life just for the sake of making it last longer?
      Being healthy means you are miserable? Do you really derive that much pleasure out of being a tubby fat bastard?
    39. Re:Cool by nanobuggs · · Score: 1

      another nice book which I'm reading now is by Ray Kurzweil- "live long enough to live forever", ~50% of which is dedicated to a proper diet, helping not only getting rid of fat, but increasing your life span (???)

    40. Re:Cool by rs79 · · Score: 1

      The only reason they're so healthy despite being fat is that masturbation is such a great cardiovascular exercise.

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    41. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>>...I could have been drinking instead...

      It seems to me that drinking would address all your issues, and of course, you can do it while working.

    42. Re:Cool by MojoStan · · Score: 1
      One thing sitting in front of the computer all day does is give you plenty of time to do research on the web on proper nutrition and workout techniques also.

      The web also has a lot of quacks selling products based on bogus research/information on "proper nutrition and workout techniques." Browser beware.

      Nutrition is about 80% of it. If you want a nice quick recipe without doing much research, check out this.

      That link has a nice summary of James Jordan's "Underground Mass Building Secrets." However, for a good laugh, check out the product's web page. My favorite part:

      Look, if you're:

      Sick and tired of being made fun of because you weigh about as much as a petite girl.

      Angry that you have such a bony body girls would laugh at you should you take off your t-shirt.

      Infuriated that girls instantly want your "buff" friends but are never interested in you.

      Pissed off about how much hard painstaking work you've put into long workouts for nothing.

      So outraged by how worthless all the supplements you've wasted your money on that you feel like beating someone up!

      If this is you then.....

      "Here's What It Really Takes For Skinny Guy's To Get Big-Bulging Muscles In Just 4 Weeks - With No Un-Natural Supplements - Lifting 3 Times A Week - With No Single Workout Lasting More Than 45 Minutes!"

      I think James Jordan might be a quack. For some interesting articles about quackery, I highly recommend Quackwatch.
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    43. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      You _could_ get a job that does not screw with your endrocrine system and cause you to be depressed and whiny...

      My brother was diagnosed with Chronic Fatigue Syndrom, and had it for months. But when he quit his job with the insane rotating shifts, it "magically" went away. And he was MUCH happier and in a much better mood about his life.

      But you have to decide to do something about your own life. Your parents are not responsible for it anymore. You are. And you can live a happy and fulfilling life. And yes, Junior, there is life, and even enjoyable sex, after 40. :) The world will look different then, just as it looks different to you now vs when you were 5 years old...

      If you want a quick technique to change how you feel, try www. emofree.com

    44. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or maybe your livingroom wasn't big enough for the two of you?

    45. Re:Cool by Suidae · · Score: 1

      Disregard parent. GP is correct, high mass, low reps makes muscles stronger (and harder) without developing the tendancy to pump up as much.

      I'm not what I'd consider a body builder (I don't do it to make myself look good oiled up in a speedo), but I train with weights using high mass low reps. Since I started a year ago the weight I'm lifting has gone way up (anywhere from 50% to 150% depending on muscle group), but other than losing some fat and filling out a bit I'm not much bigger.

      Anyway, if you are a pasty, skinny geek, it doesn't matter how you lift the weights (presuming you don't hurt yourself), you'll gain muscle mass as well as strength for the first year or two. eventually you'll probably hit a point where you need to start using some more advanced techniques to continue making good gains.

    46. Re:Cool by drsquare · · Score: 1

      You _could_ get a job that does not screw with your endrocrine system and cause you to be depressed and whiny...

      Yeah, all I need is qualifications, skills and experience needed to get a proper job. Oh wait, I don't have those. Some people have good jobs, some people have shit jobs, I have a shit job. Someone has to do the crap shift work, people like me, on the bottom rung of society.

      I'm sure there isn't a job available to someone with my lack of ability with proper hours that doesn't pay significantly less than I get now.

    47. Re:Cool by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Not from being a fat bastard, but from the eating. Food is great, it makes me momentarily happy, for a few seconds at least. I think it's a worthwhile tradeoff. Not like there's any benefit to having a healthy body, unless you use it for something.

    48. Re:Cool by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      By the time you get to 40, your life's pretty much over anyway, no-one does anything interesting after that.

      Tell that to the many movie stars over 40 who still have careers. Tell that to all the national politicians you ever hear about. Tell that to middle aged NFL players. Hell, tell that to retirees on vacation even. After all, it doesn't seem like you're doing anything interesting right now.

      Don't patronise me or tell me how healthy I am.

      Dude, listen to yourself! Have you said a single positive thing about your life or life in general at all in these posts? Anything? The only things you've mentioned that might give you pleasure are food and alcohol (which are not statements I'm used to hearing from people in good shape). You honestly don't care about your future from what you've said, and nothing you do now gives you fulfillment. If you can't see that you sound horribly depressed, you need to go and talk to someone who might know better as soon as possible.

      Get help. Seriously.

      I don't sleep better, I sleep worse. Maybe if I was some rich bastard working 9-5 I could get a proper sleeping pattern, rather than have to completely reverse my body-clock every week for a different shift.

      Hey, I've been there too for different reasons (all self-imposed due to a lack of discipline and a sensitivity to light). Some sleep therapy has also helped improve my life too. However, if it's really your job that's screwing with you, QUIT! Honestly, if you don't have any skills as you indicate in another post, there are plenty of jobs that don't require a lot of skills that operate on a regular schedule. Good, quality sleep is essential to avoiding misery. Is your current job worth misery and apathy? No? Screw it; find a better one.

      I couldn't care less what happens to me 20 years. I'll probably be living under a bridge by then, if I'm still alive. May as well at least try to enjoy myself whilst I'm still here.

      Do you call what you're doing now "enjoying" yourself? I don't think that word means what you think it means. If you were actually enjoying life, I think you'd have a different attitude -- more like, "I want more life f---er, I ain't done." Seriously, get help. I've got some friends who are in the same mindset, and I worry a lot about them. Hell, I've been in a similar place with respect to flitting from one empty amusement to another. It sucks, and you won't ever be happy from it unless you have some better reason to live. Seek one out.

      (Oh, and whoever modded you Troll is a serious jerk.)

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    49. Re:Cool by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Tell that to the many movie stars over 40 who still have careers. Tell that to all the national politicians you ever hear about.

      Yeah, famous rich people. Not ordinary people.

      After all, it doesn't seem like you're doing anything interesting right now.

      Yeah, and life gets LESS interesting with age, not more, so imagine how boring it's going to be in 20 years.

      Get help. Seriously.

      What sort of help?

      However, if it's really your job that's screwing with you, QUIT!

      And how exactly do I pay for board or food or internet or anything? With imaginary money?

      there are plenty of jobs that don't require a lot of skills that operate on a regular schedule.

      Like what?

      (Oh, and whoever modded you Troll is a serious jerk.)

      What else do you expect from slashdot moderators?

    50. Re:Cool by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      Yeah, famous rich people. Not ordinary people.

      Do you think that all of those rich people magically got rich from some mythical money fairy? No. Most of them got there through their own hard work. Not all by far, but most did.

      All of the retirees I know who have been taking international vacations earned all their money in their life time, and most of them were blue collar workers with a good retirement plan. They had pensions managed for them, but all we need is a little discipline and the willingness to live below our means.

      Yeah, and life gets LESS interesting with age, not more, so imagine how boring it's going to be in 20 years.

      Not in my experience. (Well, except for 2002-2004. More on that later.) Life is what you make of it. Either you see infinite possibilities, or you see the rut you're stuck in. It's up to you which.

      What sort of help?

      See a therapist. See a support group. See a church. It doesn't matter who. Just see someone supportive who cares about helping when people are down. If you can't afford a therapist (and who can without insurance), call and ask one anyway about the support group options. Anything's better than nothing.

      Like what?

      Try jobs like data entry, retail sales, clerking at a hotel desk, daytime construction in the public and private sector, chain restaraunt cook, daytime security guard, customer support for a non-technical product, etc. Call your local unemployment office. Explain that you're still employed, you hate your job and would like a new one, and you don't know where to look. Ask if they can help. Generally, they will. If not, ask your coworkers what kind of jobs they've held, which ones they like, and which ones the don't like.

      These aren't going to be great jobs, but they don't involve screwing with your sleep, and they're not any worse than a graveyard-shift production line job. If none of these work for you, try the whole correspondence course thing and get some vocational training for a better paying job. You can do that with your current job or with a new one. Just never give up and settle for future misery just to avoid effort now. It doesn't pay off in the long run (or even the short run).

      My job is what many would consider a good one, but I ended up coasting into it after learning that I really didn't enjoy my major in college. I found out that I liked knowing how computers worked and not actually programming them. My job is menial drudge work bug-fixing. I didn't have the initiative to look for other jobs in the same field, and years later my resume is unimpressive. I was pretty unhappy for the last year of college and afterwards until I decided that I wanted to do something else and that I was going to start getting ready for it. I plan to be in grad school in Fall 2006 getting a new degree.

      Sure, I'm hurting my retirement funds and adding huge student loans as a financial burden, but I've done a lot of searching, and I think I'll be happier in my new career. I'll be doing things I already enjoy doing in my spare time, unlike computer programming which I only thought I wanted to do without ever actually having done it as a hobby. Plus, I'll be making a difference in other people's lives in my new career. All in all, it's worth it for me.

      I'm sure there's something else that you could be doing that you could enjoy, or failing that something that sucks less and doesn't get in the way of things you do enjoy. You just need to get motivated and to seriously think about your alternatives. Everything in life is up to you.

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    51. Re:Cool by CFTM · · Score: 1

      Yeah I have to agree, for awhile I was working at getting big and my legs actually were getting there [up to 300 squatting] but I got sick of it. Now I just run a lot and do Jeet Kune Do and Shoot Wrestling, that stuff kicks my ass but builds lean muscle ... the lean muscle thing is much more asthetically pleasing in my mind anyhow.

    52. Re:Cool by CFTM · · Score: 1

      Powerlifting is a completely different ball game and most people don't have the toughness required to do it ... I know I don't. You forgot the most important part of power lifting, and that is the day after you max lift 1-2 reps you do a very light weight/high intensity workout. It forces your muscles to build raw power as well as explosive quickness.

      There are only two groups of athletes who do these type of workouts: professional football players and powerlifters, both of which are a freakish minority of people...that being said if you want to squat six hundred lbs it's the only way it'll happen. [If you don't believe me, do a little research...]

    53. Re:Cool by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > I'm sure there isn't a job available to someone with my lack of ability with proper hours that doesn't pay significantly less than I get now.

      Sure there is, it's called CEO. Unfortunately, you have to either know someone or "know" someone to get those.

    54. Re:Cool by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Not like there's any benefit to having a healthy body

      Sure there is, you can get on /. and preach to others about how they should get healthy like you, then go on to say how easy it was for you (even though it took 10 years), so it MUST be easy for everyone! And because it made them less depressed and got them a girl, of COURSE it will happen to anyone else who tries!

  2. Holy Fuck! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Your market has a Twinkie AISLE!?

    1. Re:Holy Fuck! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought it was that new reality show: Twinkie Isle.

    2. Re:Holy Fuck! by SunFan · · Score: 1


      My grocery store has one aisle that is entirely cookies/crackers on one side and pudding cups/candy/etc on the other side. Another aisle is entirely soda pop.

      So, yeah, bascially my market has _two_ Twinkie aisles.

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    3. Re:Holy Fuck! by NanotechLobster · · Score: 1

      I crave twinkies now.

  3. Wait a minute by aussie_a · · Score: 1, Insightful

    All this says is "REALLY fat people are more unhealthy then fat people." Well duh. We already knew that one. Sheeesh.

    1. Re:Wait a minute by LewsTherinKinslayer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "REALLY fat people are more unhealthy then fat people." Well duh. We already knew that one. Sheeesh.

      Any body type can be unhealthy. No matter what kind of build you have, you can still have health problems such as hypertension and high cholesterol. Good diet, regular exercise and annual checkups should be encouraged for everyone. My best friend is skinny as a rail but I have no doubt his cholesterol is through the roof.

    2. Re:Wait a minute by shawb · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, according to the article, slightly "overweight" people actually have a lower mortality rate (read as: they live longer) than people in the "ideal weight" category. This actually turns conventional thinking about health on it's head. Or rather it might make the "ideal weight" a little heavier than has been pushed.

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    3. Re:Wait a minute by CharlesEGrant · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There is no knowing from the brief news article, but I wonder if they filtered out deaths from diseases that cause wasting? It seems to me that if they included a significant number of deaths from AIDS or cancer it might make it look like being underweight was unhealthy when in fact low weight and death would both be consequences of the underlying disease.

    4. Re:Wait a minute by qray · · Score: 1

      Nah, the people at the ideal weight are the ones out jogging and riding bikes, which means they're more likely to get run over. Sitting in front of a computer is far less dangerous.

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    5. Re:Wait a minute by shawb · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I suppose another factor is they go off BMI in the study, which is a weight/height ratio. Well muscled people can have a high BMI and still have low body fat. A 6 foot tall person weighing in at 225 would have a BMI in the "obese" range. It is feasable for this to be a very ripped bodybuilder with a body fat of less than 10% (although being that muscled could lead to its own cardiovascular problems.)

      However, I suppose a lot of very athletic people would fall in the "overweight" range even if they do not have a high body fat content. To be overweight according to BMI at 6'0" is only 185 pounds, which isn't all that much for an active person who does a moderate amount of weightlifting.

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    6. Re:Wait a minute by SunFan · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sitting in front of a computer is far less dangerous.

      Really? (I'm so tempted to post a goatse link, right now)

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    7. Re:Wait a minute by Teemu+Alviola · · Score: 1

      Fat people arent really fat, they just have very big bones.

    8. Re:Wait a minute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      High cholesterol is a symptom, not a problem in and of itself.

    9. Re:Wait a minute by stev3 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Exactly. BMI is an absolutely rediculous way of determing if someone is overweight.

      Being 6'4" and about 260 puts my BMI at about 31.8, considered "Obese". Although I may have some extra weight on me, I lift 3 days a week and do carido work 4 or 5 days a week, and have been involved in sports for 10+ years. No one I know would consider me anything even close to "Obese".

      BMI does not take into account people that are actual big-boned, or have broad shoulders etc.

    10. Re:Wait a minute by platypus · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The fundamental Problem is that they are taking the Body Mass Index as a measure for overweight. This is ridicoulous and will seriously skew the results to "slightly overweight" people - because more athletic people doing sports which are not only aerobic/endurance dominated tend to get a relativly high BMI.
      Example:
      Shaquille O'Neal
      height: 2,17m
      weight: 147,4 kg
      => BMI: 31.3

      Yeah, that sounds like using BMI is a good idea.

    11. Re:Wait a minute by platypus · · Score: 1

      Yeah. As I posted above, Shaquille O'Neal has a BMI of over 31 - and I think his cardiovascular system is quite ok.

    12. Re:Wait a minute by Draconix · · Score: 1

      Indeed. I've a low innate metabolic rate, but I've been in far better shape than most thin people, yet I was still overweight. Being overweight (unless it gets to the point where it causes significant strain) is not really unhealthy. The truth is, poor diet and exercise tend to cause fatness and health problems. The fatness itself, however, does not cause health problems. Eating healthy foods and getting lots of exercise, one can still be overweight and healthy.

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    13. Re:Wait a minute by TeatimeofSoul · · Score: 1

      I would like to make a guess here. What usually motivates people to get their exercise in, is the wish to be thin, not so much to be healthy. So overweight people exercise more. Most of the skinny people I know don't exercise, they just don't eat very much.

      There are also some questions I'd like answered regarding this study. When someone dies, how is that person classified as overweight or not. Is it overweight throughout most of their life, at the end of it, in their youth? I've read that, in Sweden, one third of those in geriatric care are malnourished. What do their counterparts in the US count as (if they exist)?

    14. Re:Wait a minute by madaxe42 · · Score: 1

      I row for britain. At 6'3", and 120kg, I'm clinically obese. Funny that, don't have an ounce of fat on my body. BMI seriously sucks as an indicator of health.

    15. Re:Wait a minute by Ctrl+Alt+De1337 · · Score: 1

      But Shaq is fat though. You ever seen how his gut hangs over his athletic shorts? He's spent years on a pizza-burgers-beer offseason diet.

    16. Re:Wait a minute by helix_r · · Score: 2, Informative

      BMI is not intended to be used to asess elite athletes.

      For the vast majority of the population, it is a fairly good indicator of overweight or obese.

    17. Re:Wait a minute by ultranova · · Score: 1

      High cholesterol is a symptom, not a problem in and of itself.

      Well, it will cause your blood veins to jam, at which point your circulation stops and you die. I'd consider dying a health-related problem, but have it your way.

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    18. Re:Wait a minute by Cecil+B+ReDemented · · Score: 1

      THANK GOD,someone else said this before I got here!Though it DOES depress me that it took so long.-_-

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    19. Re:Wait a minute by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      Though it DOES depress me that it took so long.-_-

      What do you mean took so long? I posted in the same minute as the first post! I'd hardly call that "long" ;)

    20. Re:Wait a minute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not fat I'm big boned!

    21. Re:Wait a minute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go crew!

    22. Re:Wait a minute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BMI is just an indicator, but it is a useful one. Most people can get an indication of their condition by their BMI. BMI has shown a strong correlation with certain health problems in studies.

      Certain body types aren't handled well by the BMI metric, sure. That doesn't mean that BMI is "absolutely rediculous". Just that it's not a universal cure-all.

    23. Re:Wait a minute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BMI has shown a strong correlation with certain health problems in studies.

      BMI is a crock of shit. "Correlation" does not make reality. It sounds like the scientists are really hard up for interesting work to publish, so they come up with a misleading index to hold them over until they pay off their school debt.

    24. Re:Wait a minute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Correlation" does not make reality.

      I think the phrase your are looking for is "Correlation does not imply causation". However, it does indicate a relationship of some sort.

      Obesity has clear related health issues, and will also show up as a high BMI. Lack of aerobic exercise can also cause health problems, and is likely to contribute to a high BMI. Then again, the relationship between BMI and health may be something meaningless, too.

      BMI is a crock of shit.

      Care to back up that statement somehow? It isn't a good indicator for you, or for some other specially selected people? It's not supposed to be. Like I said, it's a general indicator which is useful for "normal" people. While people like to think they are special, most are "normal" in most regards.

      It sounds like the scientists are really hard up for interesting work to publish, so they come up with a misleading index to hold them over

      Their data is all published. Feel free to publish your own article showing the flaws in their data or reasoning. You'll be famous.

    25. Re:Wait a minute by Darthmalt · · Score: 1

      Thats why I just roll my eyes evrytime I hear how "overweight" america is. Seeing as how every body builder, most football players etc are considered obese. Heck even Arnold is overweight/obese according to the BMI. Yes I realize that we could definatley be healthier as a country but it's not quite as bad as the sensationalist (all) media makes it sound with their dramatic music, voice over, and neck down shots of fat people walking.

    26. Re:Wait a minute by Paracelcus · · Score: 1

      I wonder if it's from being fat or embracing a "low risk" lifestyle? How many fat people skydive? How many fat people do extreme sports? Mountain climb? Run in front of bulls in Spain?

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    27. Re:Wait a minute by Skim123 · · Score: 1

      Erm, IIRC, an acceptable body fat % for males in 15-18%. Shaq has a body fat % of 13%. Ergo, I wouldn't call him fat. Plus, even if his body fat % is greater than most atheletes, it's hard to contend that he's not in superb shape, seeing as he hauls that's load up and down the court for ~35 minutes every night, and banging up against other 200+ pound atheletes.

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    28. Re:Wait a minute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, BMI is shorthand junk used by the insurance industry to easily determine your rate bracket. Nobody should be using it as an index of actual health.

      The 'real deal' is body fat %. If over 20% of your body is composed of fat (for a male), that's getting to be a bit much. 25% for women (the T&A allowance).

      There's no dithering. "Do I look fat?!" "I dunno, _are_ you?"
      It's an objective measure. Beautiful. Learn it, live it.

    29. Re:Wait a minute by Not+The+Real+Me · · Score: 2, Informative

      *AND* most importantly, BMI fails to take ino consideration: muscle mass.

      A healthy trim male can do a significant amount of weight lifting, have 10% body fat and be considered obese via the BMI index because of all the muscle mass created by weight lifting.

      A mumu wearing couch potato can have 50% body fat, be two twinkies away from a massive heart attack and have the same BMI as the healthy person.

  4. craving for more foood by Statman · · Score: 0

    me want more food...

  5. Reduce your risk of death? by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Reduce your risk of death? Let's leave religion out of this one, shall we?

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    1. Re:Reduce your risk of death? by Tharkban · · Score: 5, Funny

      reduced from 100% ?

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    2. Re:Reduce your risk of death? by Lehk228 · · Score: 5, Funny

      my risk is 95%, there is a 5% chance that i am god

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    3. Re:Reduce your risk of death? by lheal · · Score: 1

      I think they meant "reduced risk of breasts", that is, having the blubbery, giggly kind of pectorals that come from Twinky overindulgence.

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    4. Re:Reduce your risk of death? by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's possible. The longer you live, the more likely you'll survive till:

      1. The Rapture
      2. We find a way to stop/reverse aging
      3. The aliens find a way to stop/reverse aging.
      4. We find a way to travel back in time, duplicate our bodies, and implant our souls in the new body.
      5. see #4, but change souls to neural pathways, quantuum states, and data.
      6, see #4, but the aliens invent it, not us.
      7. see #5, but the aliens invent it, not us
      8. God decides death is now deprecated/obsolete.
      9. The Grim Reaper takes himself out.
      10. Entropy reverses or stops, possibly due to dark matter/anti-matter/quasi-matter/doesn't matter/the universe compressing instead of expanding/aliens/God/Cmdr Taco.
      11. The bugs in the universe responsible for death and other bad things are fixed.
      12. God ports the universe from Windows to Linux.
      13. The Grim Reaper revokes the license for death because Andrew Tridgell reverse engineered it.

      :)

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    5. Re:Reduce your risk of death? by flydude18 · · Score: 1

      Actually, the article doesn't say that being somewhat overweight reduces your risk of death, but only that it does not increase it. So, it won't be greater than 100%.

    6. Re:Reduce your risk of death? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, God has better grammar than that.

    7. Re:Reduce your risk of death? by frankmu · · Score: 1

      this is slashdot. you forgot "when Duke Nukem goes gold"

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    8. Re:Reduce your risk of death? by quadra23 · · Score: 1

      I think the obsolution of C++ and the NULL pointer should be added to this list -- we wouldn't get any work done without both of them!

    9. Re:Reduce your risk of death? by fvdham · · Score: 1

      > 11. The bugs in the universe responsible
      > for death and other bad things are fixed.

      Good news indeed.
      The server will restart tomorrow.

    10. Re:Reduce your risk of death? by Atario · · Score: 1
      there is a 5% chance that i am god
      A god.
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    11. Re:Reduce your risk of death? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      #11: It's not a bug, it's a Feature©

    12. Re:Reduce your risk of death? by ozbird · · Score: 2, Funny

      "I plan to live forever! ... Or die trying." - Vila, Blake's 7.

    13. Re:Reduce your risk of death? by John+Courtland · · Score: 1

      When someone asks you if you're a god you say "YES!"

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    14. Re:Reduce your risk of death? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about you, but I for one welcome our new overweight overlords!

    15. Re:Reduce your risk of death? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      12. God ports the universe from Windows to Linux.
      Let's hope he doesn't choose Gentoo, or else we're going to need a hell of a lot of coffee and cigarettes.
  6. Ha by ValiantSoul · · Score: 1

    "but you'd better hope I don't get to the Twinkies aisle before you."

    To bad for you...I work at a convenience store and already have the twinkies i want :)

    1. Re:Ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What, you got a job???

    2. Re:Ha by eobanb · · Score: 5, Insightful

      People, the concept everyone ought to grasp is that it's EXERCISE that actually avoids obesity, not just eating right. You can eat a whole box of twinkies, yes, but it's way worse if you also don't ever exercise. The most straightforward way to do this is to just walk, jog, or bike places that you might otherwise drive to. If it's within a mile or so, and you don't really have any cargo, and you aren't late, then do the environment AND yourself a favour and get there on your own power.

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    3. Re:Ha by jbrader · · Score: 3, Funny

      And just think, before today you never got to brag about working in a convenience store.

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    4. Re:Ha by SunFan · · Score: 1, Interesting


      My theory is that the federal government could get tremendous bang/buck if they simply regulated non-diet soft drinks. There are many people who drink one or more cans of soda a day, and each one has 150 or more calories. That's 1050 extra calories per week, translating into 18 pounds gained per year if nothing is done to burn those excess calories.

      Even a twinkie has more nutritive value than a soft drink. Sad, but true.

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    5. Re:Ha by SunFan · · Score: 1

      BTW, I'm not necessarily advocating government intervention, but if the politicians just had to do some sort of 'feel good' legislation to brag about during their next campaign...

      Even an advertising/education campaign would work. Anything to get people to consume less soda, on average.

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    6. Re:Ha by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Cities need to be more pedestrian friendly.

      Things within walking distance, non-car centered urban development, decent public transit (*).

      People are more likely to exercise if they can accomplish something else at the same time; one of these things is transportation - it was what walking was originally for. :)

      * By this I mean RAIL, not busses. I will and have (*) walked to a rail station, but sure as hell won't to a bus!

      * When in San Jose. I got exercise walking to the station, got to see lots of places, including Mountain View, etc. Nice, nice system they had there when I went (Sept/Oct 2001), and that was before the east of I-880 extensions were built. San Jose is pedestrian friendly in general - but it is extremely expensive to live there and you have to deal with general California wackiness.

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    7. Re:Ha by awhelan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm sorry if you're joking or baiting here, but I'll bite because it's 2:30 AM where I am.

      That said... I very much disagree with your idea to regulate or tax soda. I personally don't drink a sip of soda myself, but government regulation isn't going to solve anything. It's the responsibility of parents to teach their children what is good for them. It's true that a lot of them suck, but where I went to school we had weekly 'health' class where we learned about the food pyramid and how everything we like is in that little triangle on the top that we should avoid. When I heard about the guy suing McDonalds for making him obese I laughed like crazy at the idea that somebody could be so stupid. Then when I heard that some state was trying to pass legislation that would require an 18+ id to buy oreos I got a bit worried. Americans are overweight, but it's not the government's fault. Having the government figuratively hold a twinkie over our heads and say "Bad hacker, not until you do one situp!" isn't going to help. I'm in the shape I'm in as a direct result of what I've eaten and how much I've exersized. If I am in shape it's because I want to be. If I am overweight, likewise. I want to be free to be fat, free to be uneducated, free to be lazy, free to smoke, free to drink, and free to do whatever else I want to my body without the government regulating, taxing, or even knowing about it.

    8. Re:Ha by Kierthos · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Strange... I drink two to four sodas a day, and we're talking bottles, not cans, so it's generally a minimum of 250 or more calories per soda. My normal lunch/dinner is a sub sandwich or burgers, fries, and more soda.

      Sure, I walk to work every day, but it's less then five blocks. Other then that, I get almost no exercise.

      I have gained maybe 15 pounds in the last five years. So either I've tapped into the secret weight-loss plan through playing MMORPGs and watching movies, cartoons and pro-wrestling on TV, and reading sci-fi novels, or there is something wrong with your calculations.

      Kierthos

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    9. Re:Ha by GreatDrok · · Score: 4, Informative
      People, the concept everyone ought to grasp is that it's EXERCISE that actually avoids obesity, not just eating right.

      This is wrong. I have just finished a 9 month experiment on myself as a result of being informed by my doctor that I was clinically obese (back in July last year). My BMI had reached 30 and I was suffering from various digestion related problems.

      I did a simple calorie controlled diet reducing my intake from approximately 3200 per day to under 1700 (for each 500 calories a day you cut you should lose 1lb a week) and as a result my weight dropped initially by up to 5lbs per week but eventually settled at 1-2lbs per week. My starting weight was 238lbs and my waist was 41" which made me look chunky for my 6'3" height. Anyway, I controlled my intake of calories and had a more balanced diet where I introduced more fruit and vegetables but I did not go to the gym once. The most I ever did was walk to work and back which was about half an hour each way. In 9 months I have lost 56lbs bringing my BMI down to 23.5 and have reduced my waist to 32". I feel great and have now returned to normal intake levels. I did this without increasing my exercise rate noticibly. The reason for this is that if you go to the gym and really work hard the best you are going to do is burn about 400 calories per hour. Cut out one bag of potato chips or chocolate bar and you have done yourself as much good. A bit of exercise will improve your overall fitness but it will not help you lose weight much at all.

      Oh, and the best bit about this diet was that it wasn't a stupid fad diet like Atkins, it works well and I was still able to eat pizza, burgers, kebabs, curry and all that other great stuff and I still lost a load of weight. I didn't feel hungry all the time either because I knew the number of calories available to me each day and had food available that was filling and low in calories but would be finished off with a small piece of chocolate or some other treat. Losing weight is not about working yourself to death in a gym or cutting out all the food you love, it is about moderation and knowing what you are eating. Easiest diet I ever did.

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    10. Re:Ha by badboy_tw2002 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I just burned a bunch of moderator points (stuff I already moderated but now I'm replying...oh well). The fact is here that just losing weight does not contribute to the overall healthiness of your body. Working your heart above the daily "sitting in the chair" level is what really makes the difference in fighting heart disease and giving yourself an overall sense of balance in life. Yeah, you can eat cheeseburgers, but can you run a mile? Weight isn't everything, as this study proves. I know plenty of people in great shape but that probably don't meet the rigid BMI standards. That means exercising AND eating correctly. Cutting out fast food and soda (geek staples I know, what the hell, cook for yourself ONCE, drink DIET COKE, its NOT THAT HARD!) is a start, but getting out of doors and going jogging is the other part of that. Situps, pushups, etc. Don't be satisfied with yourself just by not stuffing your maw with fatty foods. Self improvement is the way to self enligtenment.

    11. Re:Ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Diet works because you restrict total caloric intake.

      Exercise works because it increases metabolism.

      - Cardio, because it increases the body's metabolism for the entire day, not just the minutes spent on the treadmill.

      - Resistance Exercise (Anaerobic), because increased muscle mass increases the body's needs for calories, thereby increasing the body's total daily caloric expenditure.

      Lowering caloric intake, and simultaneously increasing the body's caloric needs, creates a larger caloric deficit. This in turn accelerates fat loss.

      Therefore, diet and exercise, when practised together, are more effective than simply diet or exercise alone.

    12. Re:Ha by iamacat · · Score: 1

      And if you get seriously sick, are you going to cover your own healthcare expenses or ask government for a handout? Because if I am paying tax for your treatment, either I should have some say about your lifestyle or you should pay extra tax for unhealthy foods and activities.

    13. Re:Ha by GreatDrok · · Score: 2, Informative

      The fact is here that just losing weight does not contribute to the overall healthiness of your body. Working your heart above the daily "sitting in the chair" level is what really makes the difference in fighting heart disease and giving yourself an overall sense of balance in life.

      I don't actually have any disagreement with this, I walk to work and back which is far more exercise than most folk do but what I disagree with is the implication that some feel going to the gym will make them lose weight. It is quite likely that if you are pretty heavy as I was that going to gym is going to induce a heart attack. Start off by doing a bit of steady exercise like walking regularly which will improve your heart condition and then you can start doing more serious exercise.

      Yeah, you can eat cheeseburgers, but can you run a mile? Weight isn't everything, as this study

      Probably, now. Certainly couldn't have done so a year ago. I was heavy and out of condition such that stairs were a problem. This was down to some surgery I had a few years back that imobilised me for six months so I lost the ability to run at all and I ended up getting fat and the extra weight prevented me from being able to run or even walk well. Losing weight by dieting has made the impact of exercise much less damaging to me. I had to lose the weight to be in a position to actually be able to exercise. Just walking for an hour a day is excellent for fitness too and since last year and the change in diet my resting pulse has dropped from about 80bpm to under 60, again without all the thrashing about in a gym or jogging (which by the way I couldn't do anyway because of the surgery and the strain on my joints it induced).

      proves. I know plenty of people in great shape but that probably don't meet the rigid BMI standards. That means exercising AND eating correctly.

      Of course but when we talk about exercise and being overweight etc it is important for people to be able to start somewhere and the first thing to do is to reduce your overall weight and that really can only be achieved by dieting. The exercise will improve your fitness but the diet will reduce the damage the weight and exercise are likely to do to you.

      Cutting out fast food and soda (geek staples I know, what the hell, cook for yourself ONCE, drink DIET COKE, its NOT THAT HARD!) is a start, but

      Cutting out anything is really not what we want to do, it makes us feel rotten and that makes us less likely to continue with the diet. My attitude was that if I wanted a burger then that was fine if it was within the range of available calories. Diet soda, yeah, not had a regular soda in nearly two years now and that makes a huge difference. Don't put lots of salt in your food, don't order a large burger when a small one will do the trick, and order regular fries rather than going for the larger or supersize. Fast food is nice at times and saying you can't ever eat it is really not going to help. Just cut down the portions, have some salad too, don't have loads of dressing on there. As your weight comes down you can build in some walking into your day, gradually you will find as I have that you can run. The joy I felt the day I found I actually had a spring in my step again (go look at my web site for why) and I could sustain my weight up on my toes again, well, it has been five years since I was last able to run and the fact I can do so again is a revelation.

      getting out of doors and going jogging is the other part of that. Situps, pushups, etc. Don't be satisfied with yourself just by not stuffing your maw with fatty foods. Self improvement is the way to self enligtenment.

      All these forms of exercise are pretty much impossible to do when you are very heavy and unfit. You need to lose the weight first and then you can build up to these. Like I say, I can now do exercis

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    14. Re:Ha by corbs · · Score: 1

      This just isn't true, it's much better to avoid those extra calories in the first place rather than trying to sweat them off.

      The average bloke burns ~2500 cals a day just by keeping their body ticking over, which makes a 2 mile run (~200 cals) look trivial.

      I lost ~60lb (~4 stone) in a year by counting all my calories and making sure i kept the daily deficit as low as i could.

      The hackers diet (loosing weight from an engineering perspective) has some useful info:
      http://www.fourmilab.ch/hackdiet/www/hackdiet.html

    15. Re:Ha by pafrusurewa · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not a problem.

      Move to Europe.

    16. Re:Ha by britneys+9th+husband · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're forgetting something... this is America. We spend five minutes driving around the parking lot hunting for the closest possible parking space which will save us one minute of walking. Then when we want to go to another store in the same shopping center, we drive. At the ball park, if the stadium parking lot is $20 and the lot 2 blocks away is $10, we spend the extra ten bucks. People fight for the closest parking space everywhere... even at the gym. We drive our kids to school because the news media has convinced us there's a child molestor around every corner. We use counterfeit handicapped stickers to avoid walking 100 feet. We ride the elevator to the second floor. In case everything I said is not clear, this picture just about sums up the state of fitness in America.

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    17. Re:Ha by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Don't count on that lasting that long. When you're sedentary, then eventually when you age, your body starts to eat itself. As a result your metabolism plummets, and as you're too lazy to change your lifestyle you end up spiralling into obesity. It's what's known as 'middle aged spread'. The only way to avoid this is to exercise properly. It's neither natural nor healthy for a human to be sedentary. It WILL fuck you over in the end.

      Also I don't see how you can count 15 lbs GAIN to be weight loss...

    18. Re:Ha by drsquare · · Score: 1

      It is quite likely that if you are pretty heavy as I was that going to gym is going to induce a heart attack. Start off by doing a bit of steady exercise like walking regularly which will improve your heart condition and then you can start doing more serious exercise.

      I think it depends on what sort of weight you're talking about. Unless you're morbidly obese, I don't think walking is sufficient exercise. At my heaviest I was around 250lbs, and even then I could run a few miles at a time, and lift weights. How heavy exactly were you?

      Also if you don't lift weights when you lose weight, you'll lose a load of muscle, so your metabolism will plummet and you'll look all saggy.

    19. Re:Ha by SunFan · · Score: 1


      There is nothing wrong with my calculations. I estimated that about 3000 excess calories equals one pound weight gained. What you are doing is substituting potential nutritive calories in your diet with those from the soda, providing fewer excess calories but a larger proportion of your calories are 'empty.'

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    20. Re:Ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to the Food Pyramid, soda is right at the top in that itty bitty little triangle, but people still guzzle the shit down. The soft drink industry is the cigarette industry of the 21st century.

      Oreos are damn tasty, but they are made with shortening (most store-bought cookies are), which contributes to heart disease.

      I picked up an attractive frozen dinner at the store once, it had 3500mg of sodium!

      There is something seriously wrong with the food industry, today.

    21. Re:Ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I did a simple calorie controlled diet reducing my intake from approximately 3200 per day to under 1700 (for each 500 calories a day you cut you should lose 1lb a week) and as a result my weight dropped initially by up to 5lbs per week but eventually settled at 1-2lbs per week.


      Unless you were MORBIDLY obese, congrats on being a dumbass.. you've been dumping lean body mass right along with the fat. You know, that pesky muscle mass that uses up calories even while you're sitting on your butt.

      In 9 months I have lost 56lbs bringing my BMI down to 23.5 and have reduced my waist to 32". I feel great and have now returned to normal intake levels.


      You've not considered the long term. If you return to your original eating habits it will creep back on. Calories in > calories expended == eventual fatass. Period.

      I did this without increasing my exercise rate noticibly. The reason for this is that if you go to the gym and really work hard the best you are going to do is burn about 400 calories per hour. Cut out one bag of potato chips or chocolate bar and you have done yourself as much good. A bit of exercise will improve your overall fitness but it will not help you lose weight much at all.


      Well, if you're eating chips and chocolate bars in quantity (and btw, cutting a chocolate bar and bag of chips.. per day?!?!?) will pretty much screw you over the long term anyway. I lift free weights three times per week.. for a whopping half hour per session (any longer than 45 mins and you'll be counterproductive). I've dropped 35 pounds, although I didn't weigh as much as you did. In addition, I'm still benching and squatting well over 300 and deadlifting in the mid 4's (working sets). The additional muscle mass burns extra calories 24x7. I'm a sysadmin and coding geek who sits on his ass all day, btw.

      Ask yourself after your spectacular weight loss, if you find yourself hanging off the side of a cliff, will your emasculated emaciated self have enough strength to pull your bodyweight up even once?

      Oh, and the best bit about this diet was that it wasn't a stupid fad diet like Atkins, it works well and I was still able to eat pizza, burgers, kebabs, curry and all that other great stuff and I still lost a load of weight.


      Atkins isn't a "fad" diet, it's a ketogenic diet and has been around for over thirty years. For some people it works wonders, for me it generates blood sugar issues and headaches. If I find that I must lose weight, I work on high protein, moderate carb, low fat (but you need SOME) diet.

      While losing weight is commendable, you're looking for the "easy" way. There isn't an easy way.
    22. Re:Ha by Valdrax · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You almost certainly are gifted with a high metabolism. I have a few friends like that. Don't count on it lasting past age 30, much less 40. You will gain weight later in life on that diet. It's not a bad idea to change to a healthier diet and an exercise regimen before you habits get truly ingrained. Furthermore, you'll probably be better off improving your cardiovascular health now rather than after you get tired of buying pants with a wider waistline.

      Also, with that kind of diet, I'd watch out for your cholesterol. If you're lucky like me, you may also be blessed with naturally low cholesterol, but I wouldn't count on it.

      Of course, no one ever listens to this sort of advice. I don't think I personally know anyone who exercises without having gained a lot of weight first who wasn't in some sort of sport in high school. Even so, I'll still offer it.

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    23. Re:Ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you were MORBIDLY obese, congrats on being a dumbass.. you've been dumping lean body mass right along with the fat.

      It sounds like he has been getting more exercise than he used to (walking), and he was not eating a starvation diet, just a moderate one. Sounds like he is well within the range for healthy weight loss, and probably hasn't lost any noticible amount of muscle.

      If you return to your original eating habits it will creep back on. Calories in > calories expended == eventual fatass. Period.

      Well, the statement is true and the GP should take note of that advice. However, why do you have to be an asshole about how you say it? Are you a fucking dick in RL, too, or just where you can be anonymous?

      Ask yourself after your spectacular weight loss, if you find yourself hanging off the side of a cliff, will your emasculated emaciated self have enough strength to pull your bodyweight up even once?

      Does this come up often for you?

      While losing weight is commendable, you're looking for the "easy" way. There isn't an easy way.

      This is true to an extent. There are some ways that are easier than others, and they vary from person to person. The GP can walk to work in 1/2 hour, which makes for an easy way to get the body moving a little. Some people can't stand running or weightlifting, but can play sports all day. Some people have an irregular schedule that makes it hard to have a regular exercise routine at all. The GP says he has muscular-skeletal problems which make exercise problematic, but he can at least get a healthy weight through diet. Some people can't handle a healthy diet at all.

      Diet and exercise are a great big "Your milage may vary" area. You have to find something that works for you, realizing that it is almost always going to take a lot of work and some sacrifice.

    24. Re:Ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason for this is that if you go to the gym and really work hard the best you are going to do is burn about 400 calories per hour.

      400 calories/hour is equivalent to a fast walk or a very light jog, or just doing aerobics. A hard jog or strenous biking will burn twice that much. My own experience is that 50 minutes on an exercise bike going 17-20 mph at a fairly high resistance burns over 800 calories (I actually alternate between high resistance to a slightly lower level to allow me to catch my breath). I only weigh 150 pounds; since your calorie expenditure is relative to your body weight, most people would burn even more calories that I do for the same exercise.

    25. Re:Ha by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

      Jesus christ, if I eat more then 1700 cals a day without exercise I'll gain weight and I'm 5"11, and 195 lbs. I too drink soda's like a dog but I watch my calories very carefully when I'm not excercising, I think there is a genetic component with yours. I could never drink 1000 cals worth of pop and then pile on the food for over 2500 cals a day worth without packing on the pounds.

    26. Re:Ha by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

      "... A bit of exercise will improve your overall fitness but it will not help you lose weight much at all."

      Sorry I had cut in here, but this statement is UTTER BULLSHIT. Excercise and FOOD INTAKE are the key to losing weight quickly. When you excercise you tone your body and build and maintain muscle, note that the more muscle you build the more energy your body consumes in the process by using our muscles, which increases the amount of calories you burn and makes you both look good and feel better physically.

      I can tell you from experience that you can lose weight VERY fast if you cut down to 1500 calories a day and walk for 1.5-2 hours daily 7 days a week, you can loose up to a pound a day @ 3-4 walks taken everday, plus not going over 2000 cals a day on your dietary intake. It's all about managing the amount of matter you stuffing in your face per day per unit of energy you're expending over time. It's a biological law that if you excercise and REDUCE your food intake (eat food with less empty calories) you will lose weight like magic. Most people dont want to take the time to excercise or are too tired/lazy due to other life issues. But really if you want to change your life, you have to change your LIFESTYLE for permanent changes and commit yourself to them.

      You can loose a tonne of weight by switching only to water and not drinking your calories, you'll feel way more full and have much more room in eating more solid foods because you haven't wasted it on sugar water (soda, juice, etc) or high fat/high cal drinks like milk (even though it is healthy for you it can still make you fat due to the high cal/fat content).

    27. Re:Ha by DrFalkyn · · Score: 1
      The reason for this is that if you go to the gym and really work hard the best you are going to do is burn about 400 calories per hour

      Exericising gives the additional benefit of increasing BASAL METABALIC RATE (BMR) for a long period after the exercise is done as well the calories you burn during the workout. This is why people who exercise regular tend not to get tired, their metabolism is burning up calories and filling them up with alot of energy.

      >Oh, and the best bit about this diet was that it wasn't a stupid fad diet like Atkins, it works well and I was still able to eat pizza, burgers, kebabs, curry and all that other great stuff and I still lost a load of weight.

      Atkins is not a "fad" diet. Low carbohydrate diets have been recommended by nutritionists since the middle of the 19th century, and there is lots of scientific evidence of their superiority over low-fat and caloric restriction diets. Some people are simply ADDICTED to high carbohydrate foods and the solution for most addictions is not moderation, it is abstinence. Do you think our ancestors ate heavy amounts of refined sugar in the form of cookies, ice cream, and candy? No, they ate lots of vegatables, meat, nuts, and some fruits, because that was what was available.

      You are probably one of those typees that has a low resistance to weight lost, most likely because you are still young and male. For most people however, caloric restriction while maintaing a high level of carbohydrage intake does not work because it makes them hungry and low on energy.

    28. Re:Ha by adamgolding · · Score: 1

      yeah the original poster got the idea wrong--excercise doesn't avoid obesity, but it avoids many of the health risks associated with obesity--for instance, sumo wrestlers are not at high risk for the many health problems that threaten individuals who are both obese and inactive--the point is, you have to be active REGARDLESS OF YOUR WEIGHT--that includes us skinny folk, and it also means that individuals who are inactive and only somewhat overweight should begin by introducing exercise, as one's current diet might be 'just right' once exercise is introduced.

      of course, if one is severely overweight, both exercise *and* a reduction in calories will be neccessary.

    29. Re:Ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Atkins is not a "fad" diet. Low carbohydrate diets have been recommended by nutritionists since the middle of the 19th century, and there is lots of scientific evidence of their superiority over low-fat and caloric restriction diets. Some people are simply ADDICTED to high carbohydrate foods and the solution for most addictions is not moderation, it is abstinence. Do you think our ancestors ate heavy amounts of refined sugar in the form of cookies, ice cream, and candy? No, they ate lots of vegatables, meat, nuts, and some fruits, because that was what was available."

      Carbs aren't necessarily bad. Using fructose (you can buy it easily in most places - might have to check a health food store for it) instead of the standard sucrose is much healthier for example. It's twice as sweet so you can use half as much, and it has a *much* lower glycemic index, which is something you should be looking at on your food, if possible. Can't really use it for baking, though.

      Standard stuff like avoiding white flour applies.

      Basically, if it's less processed, it takes longer to digest, so it won't dump glucose into your bloodstream (and then of course your glucose level drops below normal when your body churns out insulin to compensate... making you crave food that gives you quick energy - it's a cycle).

    30. Re:Ha by Narchie+Troll · · Score: 1

      "drink DIET COKE"

      Or water. Your bones and kidneys will thank you profusely. As will your urethra when you manage to avoid getting a kidney stone.

    31. Re:Ha by DuckDodgers · · Score: 1

      It's a biological law that if you exercise and reduce your food intake you will lose weight like magic. I agree.

      But it's also been demonstrated in several studies that programs involving both diet and exercise have a much higher dropout rate than programs that are just exercise with no change to diet or just diet with no change to exercise.

      An inefficient program that you can stick with trumps a superior program you can't, and most people don't have both the time and the ambition to do what you did. Good for you.

  7. Hah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Yea mom, being fat is the new thing"

    1. Re:Hah by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Yup, it's that new Fatkins diet thing.

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  8. The by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    First Rule Of Fat Club Is You Don't Talk About Fat Club.

    1. Re:The by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Second rule is no purging.

    2. Re:The by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hah. that'd be a good idea for a short film. has anyone done this?

    3. Re:The by Fwonkas · · Score: 1

      And the second rule? ... (wait for it) ...

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    4. Re:The by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      Eat lots of food?

    5. Re:The by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh my God... I almost thought I was going to die laughing after I scrolled past this one! So much for obesity causing death...

    6. Re:The by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

      Deny that you're a fat fuck?

    7. Re:The by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, if you watch Home Movies, you'll know that:

      The First Rule Of Fat Club Is You Don't Talk About The First Rule Of Fat Club

      If you don't watch Home Movies, why not?

    8. Re:The by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If you don't watch Home Movies, why not?

      Because I'm not a fat fucker who sits on his arse all day watching TV?

    9. Re:The by Fwonkas · · Score: 1

      Kids.

      The second rule of Fat Club is that you DON'T TALK ABOUT FAT CLUB.

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  9. Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Finally! A real excuse to quit my diet!

  10. Troublesome by Staplerh · · Score: 5, Insightful

    According to this ABC News article, a re-examination of the available data suggests obesity is still a health risk, but the 'pleasantly plump' among us 'do not have the same health risks as obese individuals.'

    First off, there seems to be some number-shuffling here. This is a very politicized and personal topic for a lot of people, and different motivations are behind the different studies. This particular study has been trumpeted by the main-stream media (it's been out for a few days now) because it is different and will attract reader's interest. The scientists that told us that having a BMI over 25 will most likely still stick to their guns and say that we should be healthy. The danger of this study is the attitude that we even saw in the original post:

    But, from the article: 'People shouldn't think that this study gives them a free trip to the pork rind buffet.' Believe what you want, but you'd better hope I don't get to the Twinkies aisle before you.

    Come now, you may not be at as high a risk as previous studies had indicated - and may be even better off than an unhealthy skinflint, but there is no rational way that binging on the Twinkies aisle will benefit your health whatsoever. I know it was flippant and humorous, but it's still a dangerous idea to think that you can eat Joe Lois, maintain a BMI of 29 and be healthy. Indeed, it's not the BMI - it's the food you eat, the nutrition, etc.

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    1. Re:Troublesome by lheal · · Score: 1

      "...a dangerous idea to think that you can eat Joe Lois ...."

      Joe Louis? Why would I eat a dead boxer?

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    2. Re:Troublesome by petitgars · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Jos. Louis" are a sort of mass-market chocolate cake sold in Quebec. They're made by Vachon, and hella-tasty. It's actually named after the founder family's two sons, Joseph and Louis, not after the boxer. They also have a vanilla version called a "May West". No explanation for that name.

    3. Re:Troublesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it's all about balancing the good and the bad, you know?

      Like for example, if you eat a box of twinkies, you should follow that up with a multi-litre jug of wine, since some wine everyday is good for you.

    4. Re:Troublesome by Jace+of+Fuse! · · Score: 1

      But the question is, what kind of wine do you drink with Twinkies?

      I'm betting it should be something in a box.

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    5. Re:Troublesome by Monkelectric · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      The BMI was always a joke -- and it *hurts* the cause of fitness by setting hopeless goals. I was bodybuilding when I was 17, which was the best shape ive ever been in my life, and according to the BMI (although it didnt exist at the time -- im in my late 20s now) I was still 55lbs overweight at the time.

      Is fitness a serious issue for this country? Yes. Is lying about it to encourage people to do something healthy still wrong? Yes. Everyone has known the BMI was simply *incorrect* since it came out, now the governement is just figuring it out?

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    6. Re:Troublesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Don't knock the box wine. It's even cheaper than mixing Vodka and Grape Juice! Yes, I did check.

    7. Re:Troublesome by SunFan · · Score: 1


      The BMI is really a terrible public education attempt. It's formula has _only_two_variables_, with the rest simplified and trivialized into some dimensionless coefficient. It doesn't factor in gender, age, and basic body build, for example.

      Whoever came up with the BMI gets Score: -1, Retarded Oversimplification.

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    8. Re:Troublesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure why this is flamebait... it's completely true. BMI is, at best, a crude guess based on the average person of that height and weight.

      Much more accurate is simply measuring your waist (how much fat is actually hanging off of you).

    9. Re:Troublesome by mizhi · · Score: 1

      BMI is a shitty yardstick for general health in the first place because it is based on weight. Weight doesn't factor in different body types, muscle mass, bone density and other variables that affect.

      According to BMI standards, a bodybuilder who is 220 pounds, 5' 10", works out 3 hours a day, can run 5 miles, and bench press a small truck, is obese. It doesn't even have to be the extreme case of a body builder. I'm not a bodybuilder (I have too much soft stuff), but I spend between 1.5 to 2.5 hours in the gym, 5 days a week exercise; both lifting and cardio. I eat somewhat healthy. Yet my BMI puts me in the overweight category. The last time I was "normal" weight, I was practically anorexic; a definitely unhealthy condition. When I weighed about 180, the weight standards were changed by some organ in the US government and I was classified as "overweight," due to BMI. Yet I could run 5 miles at a 6.5 min/mile pace. That's when I decided that the standards were fucked up.

      The reports about this announcement I've seen say that basically, being "overweight" isn't as big a cause of premature death as once thought. Given that BMI/weight is a shitty indicator of overall health, this isn't a huge fucking surprise. People in the health/fitness industries have been complaining about the media's obsession with BMI for years now. It's simply a bad indicator of your health; a better indicator of health is your overall fitness.

      Now, if you're a geek with a sedentary lifestyle, and you're not getting any or much exercise, then being overweight should be a concern. Your fitness is low. You don't get your heart moving, except for your forearms (and possibly your right shoulder), you don't work your muscles. Especially not your heart. You SHOULDN'T take this report as a license to pork out.

      If you're a little "overweight" but make it a point to get some form of exercise on a regular basis, then you shouldn't feel guilty. Enjoy life more, get your exercise, don't feel bad everytime the evening news tells you that being at BMI 27 makes you overweight, and have a beer.

      All this announcement does is tell us that the finger-wagging weight-nazis are finally starting on the path to some more realistic weight standards.

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    10. Re:Troublesome by stam66 · · Score: 1
      Indeed, it's not the BMI - it's the food you eat, the nutrition, etc.

      Actually there is lots of serious research that suggests that fatty tissue in itself is a riskfactor for many diseases. Fatty tissue has a direct effect on the lining of blood vessels and changes the way they work, as well as reducing the effect of insulin in the body, which causes glucose intolerance and is a significant factor in type II diabetes.

      So while it is the food you eat, it is also your BMI. The majority of studies have shown that obecity is an independent risk factor for premature death. And we should be wary of a single study announcing otherwise

    11. Re:Troublesome by Kinetix303 · · Score: 1

      Quebec? Joe Louis are everywhere, mang!

    12. Re:Troublesome by SkinnyPapa · · Score: 1

      So while it is the food you eat, it is also your BMI.

      The point several posters tried to make is that BMI is a poor indicator for obesity, let alone health. As it doesn't take into consideration the fact that weight could be a result of fat or muscles tissue.
      if you want to measure how much fatty tissue someone has, use body fat percentage. Although, I wish there was a reliable way to easily measure that.

    13. Re:Troublesome by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      Everyone has known the BMI was simply *incorrect* since it came out, now the governement is just figuring it out?

      Well no. The bad part is, they're not noticing that BMI is an incorrect way to measure obesity. They're instead deciding that since higher BMI doesn't kill people, obesity must not really be dangerous. The Republicans controlling the federal government may use this opportunity to score libertarian-points by knocking off some anti-obesity "nanny state" policies of the FDA and CDC.

      This is about as sensible as the time the pilot of a propeller airplane reported he had broken the sound barrier- instead of complaining that his airspeed gauge was broken.

      Although it's true that BMI is proportional to obesity for people of the same organic density, for general use you can come closer simply by measuring the circumference of a subject's waist.

    14. Re:Troublesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are right that it is fatty tissue that is the problem, which only proves that the BMI is useless. The BMI is based completely on height and weight, not muscle vs fat. Since muscle weighs more than fat, people who have lots of muscle weight are more likely to be obese than fat people. Even though body builders are some of the healthiest people around (assuming they don't use drugs) they are also the most obese people because their weight is much higher than it should be according to the BMI index. If you want a useful measurement then use a body fat measurement rather than a height/weight chart.

    15. Re:Troublesome by egarland · · Score: 1
      The really toublesome thing I see here is the simple fact that the doctors don't know what they are talking about! They are making STRONG recommendations and have been for years based on some simple rules that are backed up by little or no real science:
      1. Being fat makes you die faster
      2. Eating fat makes you fat
      3. Eating fat ruins your heart health
      4. Lowering cholesterol will make you live longer

      Medicine is about as much a science as Voodoo! (I think that was from Stargate Atlantis.. not sure)

      The fact is that there is little to no credible science behind these recommendations. It's based on untested theories, speculation, and industry funded semi-science (now we'll hear about a study from a Mazola rep showing that butter is really bad for you and Margerine is much better.) Doctors, news programs, magazines, books are all making huge sweeping recomendations (cut all fat out of your diet, drop those cholesterol levels, get rid of that nasty butter and replace it with new Promise HeartSmart death sticks.) They make these recomendations based on tiny bits of inconclusive evidence and, while they usually include little disclaimer words like "some studies show" and "recent theories suggest" they then procede to hand out recomendations like this stuff is known fact and people follow it as gospel. This is because doctors have the most powerful motivator of all time, "or you will (possibly) die"

      This would all be fine.. unless the recomendations are just plain flat out wrong, and as time goes on it looks like this may be the case way more often than it should be. The truely criminal part showed its face when the low carb diet got popular. Suddenly, there was mountans of evidence that "Eating fat makes you fat" and "Eating fat ruins your heart healt" were flat out BS. According to the popular medical theory of the day this diet should have made you pack on pounds like mad and throw your cholesterol through the roof which would clog your arteries at a record pace. This was obviosuly not the case, and should have propted serious soul searching from doctors everywhere about the flaws in the recomendations they have been making and what was broken in the medical system had caused them to make such serious errors. But what did you see on TV... doctors everywhere warning that you lost weight too fast on it which was bad for your kidnees so everyone should stay away from it! Ignore the fact that completely untested theories had been treated as fact for 30 years. Ignore that it was probably industry sponsored science that was allowed to inject and continually defend the incorrect theories. Pay no attention to Dr Atkins "or you will die."

      The medical profession was established to fix things that were broken, not to keep things from breaking. You cut your head open, we can stitch it back up; Your heart stopped, we can get it going again; Your leg is broken, here's a cast; and the reaserch is all setup along the same lines, here's a problem, figure out how to fix it. Making recomendations for good health is different though. It requires different scientific methods than break/fix does and the medical community isn't setup to work that way.

      The other big issue is that the whole system is setup to favor research which will increase income for doctors and medical companies and to leave unfunded research that would cheeply and easily help patients. If some fruit, say for example blueberries, could be used to lower cholesterol how much money do you think would go into the research of that vs the ammount that went into a copycat drug like Zocor? Is that really the right thing to do?

      If doctors really made us healthy, they'd reduce their business and while I trust that MY doctor genuinely has my best interest in mind, I also trust that his boss doesn't and neither does the boss of the reasearch doctor working for Merck who assigns him to projects. Trust your doctor, but don't trust the guy who gives him his information, t

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  11. Excellent news. by crottsma · · Score: 5, Funny

    Great! Now they just need to account for prolonged monitor radiation and celibacy.

    1. Re:Excellent news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I remember reading an article that masturbation can prolong your life, so I tried Googling it, but found this instead, which I found much more entertaining anyway. I especially liked the part about "not admiring yourself in a mirror," heh.

    2. Re:Excellent news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      celibacy huh? do you think your body can REALLY tell the difference between Palmella and the real thing?

    3. Re:Excellent news. by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Some people claim radiation is good for you!

      Look up "hormesis".

      Or see this:

      http://www.mccall-id.com/pages/discover/hormesis_i s_radiation_good_for_you.htm

      Keep in mind the signs of a CRT radiation overdose.

      One of them is flaming someone for reverse engineering a source control product, when your OS is itself a clone of another and uses something he reverse engineered in order to interoperate with fileservers from yet another OS. Not that anything in the news lately would be remotely like that.

      P.S. Very few things are all toxic or all good.

      Too much water is toxic. A little bit of cyanide can be used to fight cancer.

      The dose, the time and the place usually determines good vs bad.

      There are some exceptions, dioxin is only bad, but most poisons are useful and many many poisons save more lives than they take - when they are used as drugs.

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    4. Re:Excellent news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I'm immortal! Bwahahahaha!!!!

    5. Re:Excellent news. by doktor-hladnjak · · Score: 1
  12. Studies by XFilesFMDS1013 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    These studies just give people a reason to keep eating badly.

    But, from the article: 'People shouldn't think that this study gives them a free trip to the pork rind buffet.'

    Yeah, because people really listen to stuff that they don't want to hear.

    "The best predictor of obesity is being overweight," said Charles Clark, professor of medicine and pharmacology at Indiana University School of Medicine in Indianapolis. "The younger you are when you become overweight the more likely that you will become obese."

    Anyone gone to their local middle school recently and looked at the weight of the kdis there. I deal with them almost every day, and I can tell you, the younger they are, the fatter they seem to be getting. Even the anorexic ones.

  13. I need to *gain* weight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, this is a bit of a problem. My weight problems go the other way. And this isn't just "I'm too skinny". This is "I am medically underweight, and I feel dizzy and tired all the time as a result". My first thought is, well, just eat more, but I just somehow can't seem to get in the habit. I keep forgetting, or it seems like too much effort to get up and fix something.

    What the fuck do I do about this?

    1. Re:I need to *gain* weight by thatgun · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Try weightlifting. Years ago, I was barely eating anything and I wasn't exercising (at my worst point I was eating a Reser's burrito a day (I know, that's pretty bad, but I just wasn't hungry!)), and getting dizzy occasionally. Weightlifting, through stimulating my body for growth, made me HUNGRY. Now I eat frequently, have huge amounts of energy that keeps me going all day long, and am happier.

      If you weightlift, you will start getting into the habit of eating more. Just remember to drink plenty of water throughout the day (sometimes dizziness can be brought on by lack of fluids), and hopefully take vitamins.

    2. Re:I need to *gain* weight by woodsrunner · · Score: 2, Informative

      There seems to be a number of factors that can contribute to being skinny: smoking and poor diet offer different challenges.

      If you're smoking, quit. You will soon replace your smoking with snacking and fill out in no time.

      If you are young and not eating well, which seems to be the case, you've got to worry. It seems that people like this have a tendency to just go to obesity once their metabolism slows down.

      So just start working on eating regular, healthy meals that are easy to make and eat. I'd stick with stuff like pork stir fry, it's easy to make, easy to store and reheat and has a lot of good fat calories. London Broils are also a good source of calories and nutrients. Don't over cook your food, use real butter, drink whole milk and stay away from prefab food -- it's all salt and no helpful calories. -- at least not the right kind.

      Eat breakfast every morning, and go for a walk or some other sort of exercise daily to get your body hungry. Also work on drinking more water, this will help open up your ailementary canal to more food.

      Good luck!

    3. Re:I need to *gain* weight by adolfojp · · Score: 2, Informative

      Perhaps you should check for Hyperthyrodism.

      Good luck.

      Adolfo

    4. Re:I need to *gain* weight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You were getting dizzy then, and you're still getting dizzy now? Drop the weights. See a doctor.

    5. Re:I need to *gain* weight by Moderator · · Score: 0

      It's called dehydration. Check your piss. Is it yellow? Then you're dehydrated. It isn't important to most people to stay constantly hydrated, but in his case, he's working out. Of course he's going to get dizzy from not having enough fluid.

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  14. Siskel & Ebert by Hao+Wu · · Score: 5, Funny
    EVERYONE thought the fat one would check-out first...

    NOPE!

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    1. Re:Siskel & Ebert by The+Amazing+Fish+Boy · · Score: 3, Funny

      EVERYONE thought the fat one would check-out first...NOPE!

      Pffft. That had nothing to do with weight, and everything to do with Ebert eating Siskel.

    2. Re:Siskel & Ebert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dave: Normally at a time like this I'd ask you for advice, and you'd say something that would make no sense at all, but somehow it would all fit together. Like, I would tell you, "Sir, I have a problem," and you'd say, "Well, what is it?" and I'd say, "Well, sir, Lisa wants to have a baby, but she doesn't want to get married," and you'd say "Dave, why milk the cow when you have a fridge full of steaks?" And I'd say, "Sir, that makes no sense," and you'd say, "Well, it sure made sense when that guy Chuck Connors said it in that movie Chinatown," and I'd say, "Sir, Chuck Connors wasn't in Chinatown," and you'd say, "Dave, if I wanted to have this conversation I'd have hired that guy Siskel Ebert to do your job," and I'd say, "Sir, Siskel and Ebert are two people," and you'd say, "Dave, just because the man is fat is no reason to make fun of him."

  15. Can still have issues if you're not overweight by banuk · · Score: 1

    being overweight gives you a greater chance of having diseases like high blood pressure and cholesterol which in turn lead to heart attacks... you can be a lightweight and still have high blood pressure and cholesterol and keel over if all you're eating are twinkies and pork rinds

    1. Re:Can still have issues if you're not overweight by shawb · · Score: 2, Informative

      Caution about this statement: being OBESE gives you a greater chance of having diseases which lead to a higher mortality rate (I.E. shorter life.) According to the article, moderately OVERWEIGHT people actually have a LOWER mortality rate than people in the "ideal weight" category as was previously accepted. Overweight and obese are very different classifications.

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    2. Re:Can still have issues if you're not overweight by RockClimbingFool · · Score: 1

      There are always exceptions to everything. Obese people are going to have more health problems than non obese people.

  16. Black Geeks Geekier Than You Thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  17. In which sense? by DwarfGoanna · · Score: 5, Funny
    Physical death, maybe not (though I'm skeptical... this smells like social backlash, again).


    However, fat geeks will always have another thing to consider. Darwinian death. Eat those twinkies, my pretties... just means more pussy for me!

    /kidding

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    1. Re:In which sense? by DwarfGoanna · · Score: 4, Funny

      I can't believe I posted something like that on /. on a Saturday night! Shut up, just shut up. =p

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    2. Re:In which sense? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I was going to make a "Dwarf" comment, but then I realized...

      Hey! There's no reason for us both to be upset. I can do a grand imitation of a girl.

      A/S/L?

    3. Re:In which sense? by KingPrad · · Score: 1

      This made me cry and laugh at the same time. I always appreciate good wit over the usual low-brow sarcasm most people use.

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    4. Re:In which sense? by ThatWeasel · · Score: 0

      Got that right. Except more pussy for me not u.

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    5. Re:In which sense? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eat those twinkies, my pretties... just means more pussy for me!

      Mom, is that you?

    6. Re:In which sense? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      However, fat geeks will always have another thing to consider. Darwinian death. Eat those twinkies, my pretties... just means more pussy for me!

      The fact that you're posting this on a Saturday night indicates that you need all the help you can get in the pussy quest department. :-)

    7. Re:In which sense? by rhuntley12 · · Score: 1

      0 + 0 = More then 0?

    8. Re:In which sense? by dswensen · · Score: 1

      Don't feel bad, Slashdotters bragging about how much pussy they get compared to all the other Slashdotters is funny any day of the week.

  18. Re:you guys may be healthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's losers, here this might help...

    You: loser
    Your mom: loose

  19. Serendipity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    DoubleWhopper writes...

    Heh.

  20. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  21. Risk of death??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Being a fat geek may not increase your risk of death after all.

    How can it? Your risk of death is already 100%

  22. i know why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fat Geeks get no lovin' from the opposite sex, and women are a surefire way to go to an early grave!

    Take my wife... please.

    har

    1. Re:i know why by jswalter9 · · Score: 1

      The parent is so much more true than funny I wish I had some mod points today.

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  23. Strangely pleasent "news" .. or is it? by breakbeatninja · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sure, this is great news for a good portion of the American population, a country with a ridiculously high rate of obesity and overweight individuals. However, one has to question its objectivity and scientific basis. As one poster already pointed out, the story merely suggests that somewhat fat people are more "healthy" than obese people. I for one am not the skinniest geek, but I don't really think this is the right kind of motivation for me to read in wanting to shed a few 'extra' pounds. :)

    I maintain a reasonbly healthy diet, try to balance my nutrition and exercize when I can.. but in this fast-paced go-go-go environment of urban America it's very difficult to stay ahead physically, financially and maintain one's sanity. While I don't doubt that I'm relatively healthy, I also think that I could be more healthy.

    We geeks tend to sit down for the majority of the day and feel our asses grow as we're emmersed in various technological endeavors. This is all fine and dandy, but as my doctor pointed out recently, it's best to shed those extra pounds while we're still young as the older we get the harder it gets to rid ourselves of them as our metabolic rate slows down. So I would suggest to my fellow geeks to do what you can when you can and take articles such as these with no more than a grain of salt. In two weeks there may be another study that says otherwise. Besides, who can believe any story about how much food we should eat that's posted on a site whose founder is some random taco!

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    1. Re:Strangely pleasent "news" .. or is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      As one poster already pointed out, the story merely suggests that somewhat fat people are more "healthy" than obese people

      As anoother poster pointed out, that is not all the study said. The study looked at how body mass index corresponded to mortality rates. What they found was that there was a rough ordering:

      Morbidly Obese>underweight>"ideal" weight>slightly overweight

    2. Re:Strangely pleasent "news" .. or is it? by EvanED · · Score: 1

      So I would suggest to my fellow geeks to do what you can when you can and take articles such as these with no more than a grain of salt.

      Good idea; too much sodium is bad for you.

  24. I didn't know the risk had changed by ChipMonk · · Score: 4, Funny

    Being a fat geek may not increase your risk of death after all.

    Last I knew, the human race had a 100% mortality rate. Being "pleasantly plump" might exempt some of us from death?

    1. Re:I didn't know the risk had changed by Impeesa · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hardly a 100% mortality rate, actually. Given the exponential nature of human population growth, some have proposed that perhaps as many as 10% of all homo sapiens who have ever lived are still alive today. This means, of course, that being born is currently only about 90% fatal, and that rate is slowly but surely dropping.

    2. Re:I didn't know the risk had changed by Al+Mutasim · · Score: 1

      Exactly. The real issue is net quality of life. So how does overeating affect that? Eating rich food is enjoyable. To what degree does that balance out the unpleasantness of being overweight during life and maybe (or maybe not--according to the article) checking out early?

    3. Re:I didn't know the risk had changed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the most bizarre moderation I've ever seen. Immortality is real? Huh?

    4. Re:I didn't know the risk had changed by Fwonkas · · Score: 1

      Good job. Yay math.

      I know I laughed. You should have been modded funny.

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    5. Re:I didn't know the risk had changed by todorb · · Score: 0

      the average of bill gates' wealth and mine is ~$48G. i guess that makes me a billionaire too:)

  25. Re:I dont know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Last time I frolicked out in public I got arrested, maybe I'm doing it wrong.

  26. The important factor is activity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Statistically, long-term exercise patterns are very influential on your longevity.

    I don't know the source for this, other than a lecture and graph in a health course last semester.

  27. I'm a.. by NIK282000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm a skinny geek you insensitive clod!

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    1. Re:I'm a.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a skinny geek you insensitive clod!

      Well, if you ever do start to gain weight, watch out. There's nothing worse than a skinny-built guy without muscles who puts on weight.

      It looks really horrible; at least large-built guys have the muscles and bulk.

      Trust me; I've been there.

  28. Fat Geeks Healthier Than You Thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...But still just as ugly.

  29. DNA by floorten · · Score: 5, Funny

    Douglas Adams died exercising in the gym. I think that says something important to us all ... ;-)

    1. Re:DNA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With logic like that I shouldn't take shits anymore because of the alleged death of Elvis.

    2. Re:DNA by tsotha · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's the reason you won't catch me in a hospital. People die in there...

    3. Re:DNA by KingPrad · · Score: 1

      This is modded Insightful?? Funny would fit better, but apparently some people agree with the sentiment!

      You'd have to be a hell of an idiot to avoid the gym because of the miniscule amount of people who happen to die in them each year.

      I'd put money down that more people die sitting on the toilet than working out.

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    4. Re:DNA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      who amongst us is old enough to remember the irony of how james fix died?

    5. Re:DNA by StratoChief66 · · Score: 1

      Probably trying to escape all those guys with dreadful adaptions of Hitchhiker's Guide. Looks like one of them used his cold dead hand to sign a contract allowing his version and lied on the time of death. 'No really, he was signed this right before he died'.

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    6. Re:DNA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative


      You could go to a hospital for a bad cold...and leave with a flesh-eating staph infection. BTW, the people who work in hospitals are totally underrated.

    7. Re:DNA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With logic like that I shouldn't take shits anymore because of the alleged death of Elvis.

      And if you're basing your life on that kind of rumor, you better cut out the ham sandwiches too.

    8. Re:DNA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't he have a heart attack while promoting his running book on Captain Kangaroo? Or something?

    9. Re:DNA by Bayleaf · · Score: 1

      Yes, but just think how easy it will be to loose weight.

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    10. Re:DNA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...

      eww?

  30. lifestyle and activity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    My thought is it relates more to lifestyle and fitness level than anything. For example, my mother is overweight and has been all her life. Yet she is the most active person I know. She has tremendous energy and gets an incredible amount done every day. So yes, she is quite overweight, but she's very fit.

    Same goes for her father, who was a big heavy Wisconsin farmer. He used to laugh about doctors telling him to lose weight for better health and a longer life. My grandfather just shrugged and said "I've buried all my skinny friends." He was overweight all his life too, but being a farmer he was very fit.

    Of course these are individual cases and anecdotal evidence is pretty worthless. I just want to say that being overweight and being out of shapeare two different things. Some fat people are in better shape and more fit than some skinny people. Not all, obviously. It must come down to genetics to some degree, but also how fit they are and how much exercise they get.

    This research probably doesn't mean you can stock up on twinkies and mountain dew. It just means you can be fit and healthy even if you are fat. But being fat certainly doesn't mean you're healthy!

  31. Don't put too much stock in these studies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't put too much stock in these studies. We know it's not particularly healthy to be fat. Eat right and exercise. Period. Whether the number of deaths per year directly linked to obesity is x or 4x shouldn't really affect how we live our lives.

    As a side criticism, it's very frustrating to me that these studies continue to use Body Mass Index (BMI) as their guide. BMI is basically a height-to-weight ratio type measurement - something that's been known to be next to useless for 50 years! BMI doesn't take into account muscle mass, and thus athletic people (like me) show up as overweight or obese. You can have two men who are 6' tall and weigh 220 lbs - one who is muscular and lean and in great shape and one who is a fat slob, and BMI won't tell any difference between them.

    1. Re:Don't put too much stock in these studies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a side criticism, it's very frustrating to me that these studies continue to use Body Mass Index (BMI) as their guide.

      I think it's a reasonable guide. It's not perfect, but it has some good things going for it. First, measuring height and weight is very easy. Second, there's tons of medical records dating back for decades on people's height and weight along with their physical ailments. So it's possible to get a good idea about how BMI affects health.

      Something like body fat percentage would probably be better. However, this is much harder to measure accurately, and we don't have a big database of data to tell us what the best values are.

      So yes, if you lift weights and gain a lot of muscle, you will probably be healthy even though your BMI is high. But this is pretty rare, and it's not reasonable to change an otherwise simple and useful metric to accomodate these people. When I see instructions for calculating BMI, I often see disclaimers saying that it doesn't apply to children or very fit people.

  32. I think it depends by SunFan · · Score: 3, Interesting


    There are different ways of being overweight. You know those guys with the hard round gut? That's bad. You know those soft flabby guys (but not too flabby), well that's not quite as bad (IIRC).

    What really bothers me is I'm starting to see teenagers who have the physique of a 45 year old man with the stereotypical beer gut. That's not just bad, it's really really sad. Their parents should know better.

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    1. Re:I think it depends by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Now where is the research behind this? I have heard different.

    2. Re:I think it depends by SunFan · · Score: 1


      I have heard that the fat behind the stereotypical hard beer gut is linked to heart disease. I don't have specific links to research, which is why I said IIRC (if I recall correctly) above. The type of person I'm referring to is someone who has a large belly with normal-sized legs--i.e., the fat is not distributed evenly and is somehow concentrated behind the stomach muscles. That's bascially all I know.

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  33. Bingo. by khasim · · Score: 4, Interesting
    This is just a very crappy article.
    I know it was flippant and humorous, but it's still a dangerous idea to think that you can eat Joe Lois, maintain a BMI of 29 and be healthy. Indeed, it's not the BMI - it's the food you eat, the nutrition, etc.
    Damn straight! It isn't about weight. It's about exercise and nutrition.

    Show me the death stats for people based upon exercise and nutrition INSTEAD of focusing on the weight of their corpse.

    I'm betting that doing it that way would show a more understandable progression (ie. the healthier you keep yourself, the longer you will live).

    But that kind of research won't get the headlines.

    And the average person who reads that will only remember and believe what he wants to ("being fat means I'll live longer").
    1. Re:Bingo. by spuzzzzzzz · · Score: 1

      Show me the death stats for people based upon exercise and nutrition

      I did a study on this a while ago. It showed that:
      1) Dead people don't eat nutritiously.
      2) Dead people get very little exercise.

      Conclusion: if you want to maintain you health, it's a good idea to avoid being dead.

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    2. Re:Bingo. by cpt_rhetoric · · Score: 1

      BMI is a load of cr*p anyway. According to the my BMI, I am obese but you'd be hard pressed to find much fat on me. I work out like a madman and have a lot of muscle mass from powerlifting. Wonder if this study took any of that into account? With the fitness craze and more people hitting the gym over the past couple decades, could it be that the BMI needs to be adjusted upward or thrown out all together? In my book it is pretty useless and leads to many irritating scenarios. When I went to the HMO for a routine physical I got my file flagged for having an excess BMI! So I end up being setup for some "counseling" until I finally talked to a doc. Wonder if someday in the future I'll be denied health or life insurance or even a job because they see that as a risk factor to their bottom lines? Freaking health care bureacrats.

  34. Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It seems to me Slashdot is constantly posting excuses. We see stories on why it's ok to fail tests (thinks outside the box), have a short attention span (Computer distractions), be overweight (see above story)... usually for reasons that amount to nothing more than a poor excuse.

    Look, if you WANT to enjoy food more than the average person and are willing to accept that a bigger mass and some common sense health issues may follow, go for it! Be happy about it. If you WANT to do 15 things at once and check your email 25 times a day, knock yourself out.

    But man... I give it 3 days before Slashdot posts a story linking IM's and Emails to Twinkie consumption.

  35. Odwalla Bars, beer by rebug · · Score: 2, Funny

    Odwalla sells nutrient-dense food bars that will raise your blood sugar enough to keep you from passing out all the time. I'm underweight myself and often can't be bothered to get myself some real food; these work great for those times.

    Drinking a six pack of dark ale daily will raise your caloric intake significantly, too.

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    1. Re:Odwalla Bars, beer by StratoChief66 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, but try explaining the six pack to your boss as a 'health measure'.

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  36. historical accuracy by Matty7Guns · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Ha Ha. Science is stupid. What will the studies say next year?

  37. Healthy Diet by bleckywelcky · · Score: 5, Informative

    It doesn't really matter if you're skinny, plump, or fat until you actually reach the "obese" limit. But even if you aren't obese, that doesn't mean you're living healthy. Everyone remembers that kid who ate nothing but fries, ho-hos, and mountain dew but still weighed 140 pounds at 6' tall all through high school and college (perhaps some of you were that kid). The damage done to that body is way beyong someone who eats fresh fruits, vegetables, and whole foods but weighs in at 220 pounds and 6' tall. Just watch your diet and do some exercise during the week. If your metabolism is a little slow and you hold onto a little more weight, it's fine.

    1. Re:Healthy Diet by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      This is the first insightful post.

      This type of weight-watching mentality is what makes people think that being on the Atkins diet for the rest of their life is a great idea, simply because they lost some weight from it.

      At the moment, there is no way around a normal, well-balance diet if you want to be healthy.

    2. Re:Healthy Diet by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1

      lol, I guess I missed that. Never remember hearing those sounds. Just the ping/bzzt sounds when you got to a new intersection. Each intersection usually only had 1 or 2 options anyhow, the rest were either blocked off, or were the direction you just came from.

    3. Re:Healthy Diet by Lost+Race · · Score: 1
      Damage?

      I was that kid, 6' tall, 140lb. Whatever damage was done to my body by the junk-food diet was certainly not apparent at the time, and now, many years later and 10 or 15 pounds heavier, the damage is still not apparent.

    4. Re:Healthy Diet by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1

      Er, this ended up in the wrong forum somehow, lol. It was supposed to be attached to a discussion about the Myst game ... oh well.

  38. Oh noes. by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Salt very unhealthy!
    (Let alone salt-NaCl- is used in neural ransmission and digestion)
    Salt's now found healthy.

    Butter found to be Unhealthy!
    (Yet margarine is found to be more unhealthy due to trans-fats)
    Butter is now not as bad as people think.

    Eggs cause Cancer (or evil of the day)!
    (Yet, eggs have many nutients found healthy to digest, along with good studies)
    Eggs arent as bad as everybody thught.

    Sugar causes hyperactivity!
    (Yet, high glucoce levels promote higher insulin and other somnabulic factors, found to put you to sleep)
    Sugar doesnt cause hyperactivity.

    Of course, add this to the "X causes Cancer of the Week" and you might as well dismiss these types of (cough)scientists. Hell, for years now, thes etypes of people go after coffee and try to find some sort of demon in it.

    The only bad people I see are those reallllly big people at the all-you-can-eat buffets. The best solution for that is have a regulatory door size ;P If you cant fit through the door frame, you dont eat there. Yeah, obscene fat and skinny are both dangerous and I believe, unhealthy. Im in the middle, and I cosider it safe.

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    1. Re:Oh noes. by LadyLucky · · Score: 1
      Right.

      Which means it always comes back to the same thing:

      • There's no magic bullet
      • Eat a balanced diet
      • Don't eat too many calories every day
      • Exercise
      • Do what I say, not what I do.
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    2. Re:Oh noes. by dbIII · · Score: 1
      Salt very unhealthy!
      Everything in moderation. Eating a greasy burger isn't going to kill you. Eating a few greasy burgers daily without getting much exercise for years probably will.
    3. Re:Oh noes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "(Let alone salt-NaCl- is used in neural ransmission and digestion)"

      Next to nobody in the developed world is lacking salt. Are you suggesting that just because it's necessary in a certain amount, it's safe in the amounts people are taking it? Regardless of how safe or unsafe it is in the levels people consume it, this is a poor argument.

      "(Yet margarine is found to be more unhealthy due to trans-fats)"

      True for most margarines, but there are some brands that don't use trans-fats (such as Becel). Butter is high in saturated fat, so it is unhealthy. Personally, I prefer olive oil and balsamic vinegar on my bread.

      "(Yet, eggs have many nutients found healthy to digest, along with good studies)
      Eggs arent as bad as everybody thught."

      Correct. Eggs are good. You didn't mention it specifically, but eating foods high in cholesterol isn't what leads to high cholesterol, because the body breaks down cholesterol it takes in, and rebuilds it only as it needs it.

      "(Yet, high glucoce levels promote higher insulin and other somnabulic factors, found to put you to sleep)
      Sugar doesnt cause hyperactivity."

      No. Sugar makes you hyper at first, when your glucose level spikes. Afterwards your glucose level drops off rapidly to levels below normal, because the body overcompensates for the high glucose level with insulin - this is what drains your energy. Doing this too often will lead to diabetes (not just with sugar, any high glycemic food in large amounts will have the same effect).

    4. Re:Oh noes. by zsau · · Score: 1

      To be pedantic, NaCl isn't used in neural transmission; solutions of Na+ and Cl- are. If it was just NaCl it wouldn't cause the differnce in charge that's needed. But in any case, a lot of things that are unhealthy for us are needed. No-one's said that depriving yourself of all salt is going to make you healthy, just that excessive amounts are bad; and I've not heard anyone contradicting that.

      That applies to most things. The moral? Take everthing in moderation. Including moderation.

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    5. Re:Oh noes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but Im the one with the mod points.

      I could care less about dissenting oppinion. All I wanted to do was get a quick post gaining +4 or +5 so I can troll more.

    6. Re:Oh noes. by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      Wow, and what's yoru body comprise of? Water.

      Thats right. Salt breaks into its ionic compounds of Na+ and Cl-. Anybody with eeven 'Chemistry 101' knows that. You're not being pedantic, you're being an idiot.

      And secondly, what's "excessive"? 500 mg? 1 g? 100 g? 10Kg? Can you put a hard number what excessive is? Of course you cant.

      And yeah, take EVERYTHING in moderation, including your daily intake of rat poison. Remember kids, moderation is teh key!

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  39. funny thing about breakfast by rebug · · Score: 1

    I wake up hungry, but for some reason I can't eat in the morning. I'm so repelled by food that I can't pack a lunch even when I know I'm going to be hungry later.

    Because of this, I generally try to eat a good meal right before I go to bed.

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    there's more than one way to do me.
    1. Re:funny thing about breakfast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm, it sounds like morning sickness.

  40. Fatsos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is nothing sadder than fat people who are proud of their health problems.

    1. Re:Fatsos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      It's their only sense of identity. I'm serious, it's just as bad as those people who have lots of unnecessary allergies or are picky eaters needlessly, etc. People are desperate to feel special in a world where everyone lives in the same house, drives the same SUV, works in a shitty job, eats at the same chain restaurants, listens to the same music, and watches the same lame TV shows.

      Getting out of the suburbs was the best thing I ever did.

    2. Re:Fatsos by burdalane · · Score: 1
      It's their only sense of identity. I'm serious, it's just as bad as those people who have lots of unnecessary allergies or are picky eaters needlessly, etc.

      I'm kind of like that. I used to take pride in being the most unathletic and physically inflexible person I knew. At six years old I couldn't touch my toes, and I always placed last in athletic competitions. Recently, though, I've gotten more flexible and may even have improved my overall athletic ability. Waaaa! I've lost my identity.

  41. Overweight people may live longer by pg133 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Overweight people may live longer
    But experts pointed out that the study only looked at how long people lived and not at obesity-related diseases.

  42. Damn. by JustinCredible · · Score: 1

    Sucks for those fat people who aren't geeks.

  43. what!? by h4ckintosh · · Score: 1

    Since when are there committees that study specifically fat geeks and their lifestyle!?

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    Oh well, what the hell
    1. Re:what!? by StratoChief66 · · Score: 3, Funny

      They are easier to chase down and bombard with silly surveys.

      --
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  44. Re:You all can kiss the fattest part of my ass. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    You all can kiss the fattest part of my ass.

    At the same time!

  45. Build Muscle. Do weight lifting. by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    The heck, you don't need weightlifting. You need to do 10 pushups,abs and sit-ups a-day.

    I weight 65kg. Maybe that's skinny for you, but before exercise, I weighted 55kg.

    Then i began weightlifting, and my chest got less flat, I gained biceps (look ma, I have muscles!), and my neck stopped looking like Shaggy from Scooby Doo.

    Eat more meat, and replace those empty calories with whole-wheat bread. Sugar won't make you more muscular.

    1. Re:Build Muscle. Do weight lifting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The heck, you don't need weightlifting. You need to do 10 pushups,abs and sit-ups a-day.


      You can build a shitload of strength and a bit of muscle by using the following for one set each, three workouts a week:

      pushups (when they get easy go to one armed pushups) - chest, shoulders, triceps

      chinups - back, biceps

      pistols (one legged squats) - legs, glutes

      These three just about hit the entire body, and with the exception of something to do chinups off of require no equipment.

      You're not going to get huge, but twenty pistols, chins, or one-armed pushups are quite an accomplishment.

      See: Naked Warrior by Pavel Tsatsouline
  46. Bad statistics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look at their statistics. You have longer life expectancy for being fat. But that is the average. What they don't look at is how long fat people live after they reach age 60. I suspect the numbers would be signifigantly different.

  47. Re:I dont know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Application of research is what allows the former superstitions about health to be overturned and abandoned as the useless heaps that they were. Increases in knowledge about health, by research, further destroys those surviving superstitions. It is not necessary to now stop research, and I dare say that without research health would have never been improved over the levels of the 45-year old man. Simple comments, though seeming insightful, as yours, are not constructive in that respect. Journalism, or what passes for journalism in many areas unfortunately: commercial journalism, is at fault here as in reporting on all scientific research studies by inadequately prepared or simply ignorant journalists. It is the overly prevalent anathema against the useful blog, and against scientific understanding-it is required to be able to provide information in that area.

  48. Let me get this straight... by Sairret · · Score: 3, Funny

    They have pork rind buffets? Like... an entire buffet of pork rinds?

    Why wasn't I notified?

    1. Re:Let me get this straight... by William-Ely · · Score: 1

      You didn't get the memo?

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    2. Re:Let me get this straight... by Andy+Mitchell · · Score: 1
      They have pork rind buffets? Like... an entire buffet of pork rinds?

      I suspect that even at the headquarters of Atkins Nutritionals you wont find a buffet made up entirely or pork scratchings. Although it is a permitted food on the diet :-)

    3. Re:Let me get this straight... by PakProtector · · Score: 1

      Error 108: You are not cleared for that information.

      Possible causes: /. UID too high.

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      man: no entry for woman in the manual.
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  49. Re:I dont know... by benchbri · · Score: 1

    I say just get them all into LARPing. Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt!

  50. Here's what I think about all of this by melted · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If I want a big steak, I'm gonna have a big steak. And mashed potatoes. And gravy. And I'm gonna wash it down with some good wine, and maybe even Vodka if I'm in the mood. If I die when I'm 60, so fuckin' be it. At least I will die knowing what a good steak tastes like.

    I don't want to live till I'm 100 years old, because I know with social security system the government is putting in place I'll have to live under the fucking bridge if I live too long. And I don't want my kids to spend their hard earned cash on keeping me alive or paying for the nursing home. If I'm ever not able to take care of myself, give me the god damn shotgun and go somewhere for five minutes.

    1. Re:Here's what I think about all of this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you chose a hedonistic life of short lived pleasure, as opposed to what you perceive to be a dull\doomed life. That's too bad. As for me, I plan to live an long as possible, and nobody will take my life from me; I'd rather not find out what happens when one dies (especially if it means my consciousness ceases to exist).

    2. Re:Here's what I think about all of this by ONOIML8 · · Score: 1

      I get the feeling you're kind of tongue in cheek about that. But for me it's been a reality that I clued into when I hit 35 or so.

      My dad wasted the last few years of his productive life taking care of his parents. I'll be taking care of him soon.

      Not my kids. We're gonna have a good time and I'm going to exit stage left while I'm still in my prime....and before I become a burden.

      --
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    3. Re:Here's what I think about all of this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't want to live till I'm 100 years old, because I know with social security system the government is putting in place I'll have to live under the fucking bridge if I live too long.

      Uh ... you want to die young because you're afraid of what the government may do?

      And I don't want my kids to spend their hard earned cash on keeping me alive or paying for the nursing home.

      If you're healthy, they won't need to spend nearly as much.

      If I'm ever not able to take care of myself, give me the god damn shotgun and go somewhere for five minutes.

      Something is telling me that if you had a heart attack (or worse) tomorrow, and were unable to take care of yourself by the end of the week, you would not be reaching for a shotgun just yet.

    4. Re:Here's what I think about all of this by DrEasy · · Score: 1

      But there's unfortunately no guarantee that unhealthy eating habits will lead to an easy, quick and painless death...

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    5. Re:Here's what I think about all of this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Logans Run was an awesome movie, by the way.

    6. Re:Here's what I think about all of this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "And I don't want my kids to spend their hard earned cash on keeping me alive or paying for the nursing home."

      Don't be stupid. Obese people put *far* more strain on the health care system than people who are a healthy weight. There isn't even a comparison. Just because someone's 80+ doesn't mean they're a strain on the health care system... they could live to be double what you'll live to be, and still cost a fraction of what you cost. Getting old doesn't mean you'll be unable to take care of yourself either... lots of people are independant until the day they die of old age.

    7. Re:Here's what I think about all of this by maxpublic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So you chose a hedonistic life of short lived pleasure, as opposed to what you perceive to be a dull\doomed life.

      Hell yes! Life is short, whether you live to be 40 or 60 or 80. Might as well have some fun during the brief time you're here.

      Max

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    8. Re:Here's what I think about all of this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hunter S Thompson had the right idea.

    9. Re:Here's what I think about all of this by Jesus+IS+the+Devil · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      You're talking out of your a$$. Obesity = unattractive = diminished self confidence and/or quality of life. It also leads to higher healthcare bills, which your "kids" and the "government" will likely have to help pay for.

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      eTrade SUCKS
    10. Re:Here's what I think about all of this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I don't want to live till I'm 100 years old, because I know with social security system the government is putting in place


      You know what? More power to you. And this is THE reason that socialized medicine will never be accepted in the US. Between people like you and kids who feel the need to blast themselves with a 50 hz wave of epic power output whilst in their car, I feel no compulsion to subsidize health care for you.
    11. Re:Here's what I think about all of this by Captain+Nitpick · · Score: 1
      If I want a big steak, I'm gonna have a big steak. And mashed potatoes. And gravy. And I'm gonna wash it down with some good wine, and maybe even Vodka if I'm in the mood. If I die when I'm 60, so fuckin' be it. At least I will die knowing what a good steak tastes like.

      Denis Leary, is that you?

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    12. Re:Here's what I think about all of this by totipotentsoul · · Score: 0

      It isn't the quantity of your life, it's the quality. I don't care when I die, I just don't want to spend much of my life dealing with cirrhosis, diabetes, cancer, or heart attacks.

      --
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    13. Re:Here's what I think about all of this by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Or the way I think of it - would you rather die at age of 70, or die at the age of 85, but spending the last 15 years of your life not recognizing your own children or knowing what year it is? I don't know about everyone out there, but I would rather have my body go out before my mind.

  51. Quality of Life by __aahrlq8808 · · Score: 3, Informative
    Diet and nutrition experts believe that focusing on mortality data obscures the true risk of being overweight, which is the toll it can take on a person's quality of life.

    Considering that the leading causes of death such as heart disease, cancer, stroke and diabetes still have such intimate relationships with weight, I would still rather be thin than chronically sick.

    Study after study has been confirming the links these diseases have with being overweight. When you consider quality of life arguments against controlling weight (i.e. - denying yourself those delicious delicacies), also consider the huge benefits in reduced medical expenses and better overall well-being you will enjoy.

    1. Re:Quality of Life by SunFan · · Score: 1


      I think the leading causes of death statistics are concentrated in a relatively small portion of the population. Go to a hospital and see the types of people who are the 'regulars.' Especially the diabetics (400 pounds, already lost both legs, etc.). There are also the druggies on Medicaid (I'd bet hospitals LOVE medicaid due to all the revenue from druggies). Obviously, there are lots of old people, there, too.

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  52. Come on we all know..... by mangus_angus · · Score: 1

    That being over weight, monitor radiation, bullets, speaking out against Microsoft, and years and years of drinking soda isn't what kills people....It's a proven fact that DEATH kills people, little piece of lead or whatever aint the problem.

  53. Metabolism by SiO2 · · Score: 1

    I think its all about metabolism. I do all of the cooking for my household, because my wife can burn Kool-Aid. I cook with olive oil, real butter, pork fat, duck fat, etc.

    I eat whatever I want to and I'm still a relatively thin guy who is staring 35 in the face. I find this surprising considering that I sit in front of computers all day for a living.

    I suppose it all comes down to genetics and metabolism. Of course, I could die tomorrow of a heart attack. Inject that mayonnaise directly into my arteries, please.

    I eat a Big Mac about every three months. When I eat it I wonder why it's been three months since I had one, but after finishing I know why it's been so long. Have you seen the documentary Super Size Me ?

    SiO2

    1. Re:Metabolism by jamesh · · Score: 1

      I'm approaching 30 (about 4 months to go) and have been on the very low end of what would be considered a healthy weight since I can remember.

      About 12 months ago, my weight started to go down, dipping just under 60kgs (my average weight was around 64kgs), and I was feeling unwell almost all of the time (some sort of low level virus maybe? never followed it up though). Then, for no reason that I can fathom, I looked down and suddenly I have a bit of a gut. And I have bald patches on my inner thighs where my legs now touch each other, and the last time I weighed myself before my scales broke (crappy digital thing), I was edging over 70kgs.

      Ever since University (11 years ago now), my diet has been pretty bad, but no fat cells stuck to me at all. I had my cholestorol checked about 5 years ago and it was about the lowest the doctor had ever seen. Probably about due for another check though...

      Anyway, my wife thinks I look a lot better with a bit more meat on me, and I don't get as cold as I used to, and if I got sick for an extended amount of time and really didn't feel like eating much, i might last just a little bit longer.

      I guess in a few years though I might have to start watching what I eat and how much I exercise. I can feel a mid life crisis coming on :)

      The only sad thing is that I still seem to burn up all available blood suger in no time, and if I get hungry I have to eat straight away. If I don't I start feeling very strange, get the shakes, and a headache. I've been tested for all the obvious things and have come to the conclusion that my metabolism is still a bit on the fast side, and hasn't slowed down.

    2. Re:Metabolism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may have hypoglycemia. I was diagnosed with it four years ago after I lost 8 pounds in two months. (And I was small to begin with.) I have since changed my diet so I eat many small meals/snacks during the day, and I try to keep processed sugary foods to a minimum. (But if you do eat these foods, try doing so after a meal. I find this helps.) This keeps me from having blood sugar crashes. Like you, I would feel strange, dizzy, confused, get headaches, and at the time I lost all that weight, I was shaking for 5 or more hours a day. It's easy to control if you just work to keep your blood sugar steady. Good luck!

  54. South Bronks Paradise Diet by StratoChief66 · · Score: 1

    Carl, this bar says 'South Bronks Parasite Diet' not Paradise! Great episode of Aqua Teens

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  55. A disturbance in the force... by Bloodlent · · Score: 0

    Millions of Slashdot geeks suddenly cried out in jubilation and were suddenly silenced... Because they realized they were still fat.

  56. You value your "consciousness" too much by melted · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When one dies, nothing happens. Only relatives of this someone let out their sigh of relief and go on with their lives.

    And yeah, if I have to eat only vegetables and run 10 miles every day just to live 10 years longer, fuck it. I'd rather die sooner.

  57. so? by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 1

    So what if some study says you can be healthy at "X weight". It doesn't matter. If you're happy with your body then your happy, end of story. If you arn't start eating fruit instead of snack food (and dont eat for the sake of it, eat when your hungry, you'll be surprized how little that is). Then walk the damn dog for 10-20 minutes a day. Thats a walk int he park or across a field. I've been doing this got 6 months and I've lost 4 stone (google it to work out your measurements). It's fucking easy if you just try.

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  58. I'm so fat I hope I get modded as a troll. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To bad I'm so god damned dunk that I can't read this fuckin' thing. Beer is good for you. Engjoy and love the beer gut.

    Fcuk I'm drunk.

    1. Re:I'm so fat I hope I get modded as a troll. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you were really drunk you wouldn't have posted AC.

  59. In other news.... by Bootle · · Score: 0

    90% of all statistics are lies!

  60. Re:I dont know... by SunFan · · Score: 4, Interesting


    It turns out vegetable shortening is bad for us, but eggs and meat are not. (trans fat and cholesterol ratios)

    It turns out Scotch is bad for us, but Vodka is not. (urethanes)

    Just recently, they're starting to question the safety of Triclosan, a very common ingrediant in soap and toothpaste (chloroform inhalation)

    Recently, people are starting to recognize that not all carbohydrates are created equally (e.g. the glycemic index).

    The only conclusion is that science is really a long way from catching upto reality. It would be interesting to see how much of the current heart disease "epidemic" was caused by the refined-food revolution of the 20th century (sliced white bread, shortening, etc.).

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  61. Waist-to-hip ratio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://66.102.7.104/search?q=cache:nutrition.about .com/library/nutritionnotesfatmeasure.htm does a pretty good job at giving you an idea if you are overweight/obese/whatever or not.

    1. Re:Waist-to-hip ratio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I can no longer find my hips, you insensitive clod!

  62. "normal" is not normal! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    > slightly "overweight" people actually have a lower mortality rate (read as: they live longer) than people in the "ideal weight" category.

    This proves that our perception of "normal" body is actually abnormal. No wonder so many women (and men for that matter) suffer from the abnormal "normal" image.

    My off-beat theory: some couture designers and mass-media artists have somewhat skewed perception of their taste of what beautiful people should look like (somewhat adolescent and boyish), and present that to the media. People then believe that's the norm.

    I like plump. I guess I have normal "abnormal" image.

    1. Re:"normal" is not normal! by h4rm0ny · · Score: 2, Interesting


      I like plump. I guess I have normal "abnormal" image.

      No you don't. The pressure on women to be skinny is huge, but it doesn't usually come from men. Yep - there are bastards who'll take the piss out a woman for being overweight, but the majority of men prefer a girl who has a little padding. This is shown again and again in surveys and anecdotally, but the fashion mags and the who's-shagging-who magazines are always full of article on weight-loss and which celebrity has (oh the Horror!) a bit of fat on some part of their body.

      My belief is that it's just competitiveness. If average people could be considered sexy then where's the scope for women to put each other down? Once, pale was sexy, because if you weren't a spoilt rich woman, it was hard to avoid going out and getting a tan. Now tanned is sexy because it shows you can holiday somewhere sunny. And fat itself was sexy in leaner times. And through all these cultural shifts, men have still wanted exactly what they always want from women just the same. Best thing you can do is pay it no attention and be happy with your body. That's sexy, whining or worrying about it isn't.

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    2. Re:"normal" is not normal! by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "No you don't. The pressure on women to be skinny is huge, but it doesn't usually come from men. Yep - there are bastards who'll take the piss out a woman for being overweight, but the majority of men prefer a girl who has a little padding."

      Note to both the women that read this site: This is true. Why? Because we're attracted to curves. Guys find attraction in more subtle ways than stereotypes portray.

      While I'm more or less on the topic: Ladies, porn doesn't actually desensitize a guy's tastes to exclude you. I'm not cracking jokes here, I'm dead serious. Guys do not have the same sexual desires as women. Even though this is well documented (especially on TV shows BOTH genders watch), assumptions are made on both sides that often do not come to pass. As a result, one finds the other to be crazy. For example: A guy will think a woman would actually be interested in seeing naked photos of himself, whereas a woman will think that she should be so sexually satisfying that he wouldn't feel the need to look at porn. The result? Well, often it's quite amusing to a third party. Suddenly, all men are dogs and all women are bitches.

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    3. Re:"normal" is not normal! by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 1

      I think you are confusing phenotypes with societal pressures here. If you think all or a majority of women wouldn't be interested in seeing naked photos of men, you might be right; for a fairly restricted set of women, in particular in western society. Sexual attitudes vary greatly from culture to culture. What mught be repugnant to a western woman might be perfectly acceptable to asian women, for example most asian women tend to find very mature men (age 50+) more attractive than the musclebound teenage types.

      Human sexuality generally is more of a mental attitude than a hardwired instinct. Porn likewise depends on the situation. If there is a guy that is living on an oil rig, then yes porn is not only acceptable, but very beneficial. But if there is someone that comes into contact with women regularily, he would be much better off trying to find a regular partner. Porn in this case is an illusion that will be an unhealthy burden in normal social interactions.

      Basically my point is there are no hard and fast rules or sweeping generalisations that can be made for what attracts men or women. It might make life easier to see it like that, but that doesn't neccessarily make it so.

    4. Re:"normal" is not normal! by mankey+wanker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You make a good point about not believing the hype about body stereotypes; but then you fall for the culturally embedded gender stereotypes that follow with them.

      Maybe it's just me, but I know lots of women that like porn better than I do. I don't send naked pictures of myself to women, nor do I ask women for naked pictures of themselves. That's all crap - it means nothing if you are looking for more than a night's hookup.

      The only things that seem to be true across the board are that we are most of serial monogamists, most romantic relationships between human beings last between 4-6 years (enough to birth a child or two and rear them into early childhood), that 50%+ of us cheat given the chance, men sexually peak in their early to mid 20s, and women peak in their early to mid 40s. Everything else depends on the people involved.

      That's why it's better to get to know someone than it is to receive a naked picture from them. Real compatibility is far more than skin deep. Beauty fades, people change, everybody has their flaws and good points. You have to take the time to find out about somebody to see what it may all mean to you.

      Really when it gets down to it, we mistakenly use sexual attractiveness as our litmus test for relationships when it is in many ways the least important aspect of things - even sexually. Some of my best lovers are not the best looking people I know. Enthusiasm, humor, and a good attitude can means so much.

    5. Re:"normal" is not normal! by EpsCylonB · · Score: 1

      Note to both the women that read this site:

      I reckon thats probably a bit optimistic.

    6. Re:"normal" is not normal! by EpsCylonB · · Score: 1

      I agree with a lot of what you have said, which to sum up is that culture can be a huge affect on what people find attractive. People don't like to look at sexuality like this because it's a point of that can be used to justify homosexuality and other sexual practices shunned by western soceity.

    7. Re:"normal" is not normal! by chialea · · Score: 1

      >Note to both the women that read this site: This is true. Why? Because we're attracted to curves.

      I believe that, while individual tastes vary, global tastes seem to be focused largely on a .6 waist-to-hip ratio. That can be had when you're thin or more padded, but intereststingly enough, seems to be correlated to health and fertility. There is a growing voice for replacing the use of BMI with a waist-measurement metric for determining overweight/obesity. I'm not sure you could effectively determine whether one was underweight that way, however.

      Lea

    8. Re:"normal" is not normal! by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      Such a beautiful and touching commentary on love and sexuality from... "Mankey Wanker." ROFLMAO!!!

      (Not knocking your message though. If ever there was a post many of the younger /.'ers needed to read...)

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    9. Re:"normal" is not normal! by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Note to both the women that read this site: This is true. Why? Because we're attracted to curves. Guys find attraction in more subtle ways than stereotypes portray.

      But bear in mind, a sphere isn't the sort of curve we're looking for. We might not want really underweight chicks but we don't want fat chicks either. The right sort of size for a woman is generally the sort you see in porn. Heavier than the sort you see in women's fashion magazines, but not as fat as the sort of land-whales you see on the street who've obviously spent too much time at the trough^Wdinner table.

      On the other hand, a very skinny chick is preferable to a very fat chick.

    10. Re:"normal" is not normal! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The pressure on women to be skinny is huge, but it doesn't usually come from men.

      Worst of all are the retail clothing stores. What is a girl supposed to do, when she goes to the mall and all the clothes are designed for women with eating disorders? It's awful. Just buying a normal pair of jeans is nearly impossible (they're all that tight-thigh nonsense now).

      Even worse, is the girls who buy them. I've seen attractive teenage girls who are wearing all these clothes that don't fit them at all. They look _worse_ for trying to be fashionable.

    11. Re:"normal" is not normal! by dgatwood · · Score: 1
      ...for example most asian women tend to find very mature men (age 50+) more attractive than the musclebound teenage types.

      Hey prof, keep tellin' yourself that. :-D

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    12. Re:"normal" is not normal! by kuldkollane · · Score: 1

      Hah, as a recovering anorexic, I should say something like "NOOOO!", but well, the point really is that when I didn't eat then it was despite the fact that "men like curvier women". What about what I like?

      Anyway, and porn is normal, I wouldn't mind if my boyfriend watched porn. Hell, I'd watch it with him. Perhaps it's just me. I just mean that not all girls are porn-hating emowhores. But then again, not all girls subscribe to /., so maybe I don't really count.

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  63. Fortunately there's a solution for your friend: by raehl · · Score: 1

    If he doesn't want to be killed by high cholesterol, he just needs to smoke more.

  64. Ok, so that's the effect, but what's the cause? by raehl · · Score: 1

    Maybe they don't live longer because of health reasons - maybe they live longer because they're sedate, and you're much less likely to die while sitting on your couch watching TV than, say, goig outside.

    1. Re:Ok, so that's the effect, but what's the cause? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe they don't live longer because of health reasons - maybe they live longer because they're sedate, and you're much less likely to die while sitting on your couch watching TV than, say, goig outside.

      Wow, now I can be overweight AND sedentary to increase my life span! I'll live to 100 for sure!

  65. Re:I dont know... by Quantum+Jim · · Score: 3, Interesting

    My take on it is just to maintain a healthy lifestyle. Why not spend less time on these studies about obesity, and more on promoting healthy eating and exercise?

    I can't stress how much truth there is in this statement. I was starting to get really fat, and my grades, productivity, and personal opinion dropped like crazy. Since then, I started eating healthy, lifting weights, and running as often as I can (ideally daily). In about a month I lost five pounds! :-)

    I took a scientific approach. I attempted to running (~2.5-3mi) as often as I could - forcing myself to do the exercises rather than do something else (e.g. gotta do this homework assignment or research paper). Furthermore, I made sure my heart rate was within my target range so as not to tire myself out. I also lifted weights and joined the wrestling club. (Even though I wrestled in high school, I was horribly out of practice and shape by now.)

    Each time I ran I would record estimates of my time, distance, calories burned, and average heart rate. However, I made it a point not to measure my weight since that depressed me in the past. The numbers recorded would probably not be accurate or precise; however, the trend would be after enough data was collected. (For the geeky, the error of an average of measurements is proportional to the rms of each individual measurement's error.)

    With the exception of a small breakfast, I never ate until after running. I also attempted to balance my energy burned from running with the calories consumed during lunch after the exercise (I went to Subway). With the addition of wrestling (two times/week) and weight lifting (three times/week), I lost lots of weight without thinking about it. Furthermore, I believe that I didn't lose muscle mass since I kept lifting weights (at 80% max).

    More importantly, my self confidence rose and I found I was ten times more productive than before. I programmed much more in the last month than the previous quarter year. My grades improved as well. I can hardly believe how good this exercise makes me feel too. It is so much better than alcohol (which really doesn't do much to me), food, or wasting time playing computer games to releave stress. It is great!

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  66. Except that's not true. by raehl · · Score: 1

    There are three general things that will help you avoid obesity:

    - Excercie, as you mentioned
    - Diet (or lack thereof)
    - Metabolism

    Plenty of people can maintain a good body weight merely through metabolism or eating less. Excercise is certainly not required, and is actually probably the least likely of the three to be effective by itself.

    1. Re:Except that's not true. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Maintain a good body weight yes, good health no.

      You need some weight bearing exercise to stress your bones (stimulates them and helps prevent osteoporosis), for one thing. Exercise helps slow down aging as well (and I don't mean wrinkles).

  67. Re:Strangely pleasant "news" .. or is it? by NOLAChief · · Score: 1
    Just make sure it's only a grain...studies show too much sodium'll kill ya. :)

    I'm going to assume that this is the same study that this All Things Considered story was talking about. If so, ABC seriously screwed up it's interpretation of the study. As I recall, the study showed that OLDER people who fell into the moderately overweight category actually lived longer. The researcher NPR talked to said that this made sense because having a little extra reserve fuel stored as fat could make a difference in allowing the body to sustain itself while fighting off a disease at that age. If this is the case, then the government's one-size-fit's-all method of determining what is a "healthy" weight has to be reconsidered. It can be done...the USDA just did it with the food pyramid. It's now 1 of 12 (I think) possible pyramids depending on certain factors in your life.

  68. It is called working out by ThatWeasel · · Score: 0

    Even though the most exercise I have done lately is "place a beer to my mouth" I know daily exercise entails going out into the the sun once and a while to refresh our spirits. We need it. Yep yep. Come on. I know the Sun burns but we need it for energy. We need...

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  69. study is flawed by whoisshe · · Score: 0

    ...according to katherine tallmadge of the american dietetic association. sorry, no link, it was on c-span this morning.

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    1. Re:study is flawed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd bet the "american dietetic association" has lobbyists and fast-food companies and soft-drink companies all over them telling them what to say.

      I've learned to never trust a government or quasi-government spokesperson. "Our ecnonomy is doing well!" "We're winning the war on terror!" "Low fat diets are best!" "The BMI is an accurate predictor!"

    2. Re:study is flawed by whoisshe · · Score: 1
      I've learned to never trust a government or quasi-government spokesperson.

      actually i don't think the "american dietetic association" is government - i think it's a professional organization. still susceptible, perhaps, but...

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  70. Please by Jus+ad+Bellum · · Score: 1

    Please, please do not take this as a licence to eat huge amounts of unhealthy food, and not exercise your body.

    I know most people understand this but please moderate yourself. There are many more studies that show eating healthy, combined with exercise will make you live longer (not ignoring obesity-related diseases http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4468001.stm). I know more then enough people who have diabetes to say; 'you are damaging your body by continuously eating foods that have low nutritional value'. I know that some foods just taste good, but you have to moderate yourself. Skip the Big bag o' chips for the small one with an apple on the weekend, start slowly.

    Just make a change.

    1. Re:Please by bcs_metacon.ca · · Score: 1

      Please, continue to eat at you current pace!

      Shrinking IT labour pool == higher salaries for those of us who survive you.

      EAT ON! :)

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  71. great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    now i can start drinking coke now.

  72. Absolutely by melted · · Score: 1

    If only more people followed the example, we'd be all set.

  73. Guess what by melted · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There's no guarantee that healthy eating habits will lead to painless death, either. :0)

    1. Re:Guess what by DrEasy · · Score: 1

      Touche! :)

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  74. It's not the weight/height ratio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's how you live your life. 70% is in your head. 30% is how fit the body is to the environment.

    If you don't believe in God, you live in a Darwinian struggle, with all the mental stress that goes with intelligent animals relying on their wits to survive, causing aggravation to the body (mind affects body.)

    Fit body means, for example, someone living in cold weather needs fat to insulate from stress to the decreasing body temperature, while someone living in hot and humid climate needs leanness to reduce heat buildup inside the body.

    Exercise doesn't need to be strenuous, just enough to make the body fit for normal use. Someone who does normal office work all day can stay healthy with just daily outside walking, regular breaks, and proper diet. Of course, for those who are in stress jobs like management, you need enough exercise to strengthen your heart, in case sudden mental loads don't stop your heart too long. Diets are especially important since stress affects many body parts. BTW, I don't have credentials for diet or medicine. Just some wisdom gained over the years.

  75. OT: Use of Flash for titles?? by Neoncow · · Score: 1

    Anyone know why ABC news uses Flash to display the title of their articles?

  76. Re:I dont know... by pipingguy · · Score: 1


    Nah, I think that the secret to a long life is to laugh a lot and not take things too seriously. Exercise is overrated and directly related to the "look good, feel good" mentality (which is mantra for movie stars, womens' magazines and musclemen wannabes).

    All that extra physical movement wastes potential mental energy. I know this to be true because I haven't moved from this horizontal position (screen projected on the ceiling) for two years.

  77. Facing reality by rufusdufus · · Score: 1

    Why is everyone trying to contradict the ultimate conclusion of this study:

    the lowest mortality risk is found in the 'overweight' category

    This means that overweight people are healthier than normal people and all the abuse they have taken over the years amounts to a fad.
    Face reality: all that eating rabbit food and taking high priced vitamins and buying high priced exercise machines has been a waste of money and effort.

    1. Re:Facing reality by Renderdog · · Score: 1

      Most people here know to question the results of a single study. Science is too complicated and man's understanding of the human body is still at the stone knives and bearskins stage. From personal observation, if there are extra years, those extra years are spent with lower energy levels and dealing with (non-fatal) health issues. The brain is an organ; the most mentally active people I know are physically active as well.

  78. All the under dead 40's I know.... by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
    All the younger people I know who have died of health related causes have been health freaks. I'll leave the military and motor vehicle deaths out of this.

    Two twenty-something marathoin runner types. Dead from cancer.

    Two thirty-somethings dead from cancer.

    One marathoin runner killed on the road, same for another serious bike rider.

    All my tubby frieds are doing fine.

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    1. Re:All the under dead 40's I know.... by edbulldog · · Score: 1

      Marathon runners and bike riders, besides military and motor vehicle deaths...

      So, if I curl in to a nice plumpy ball INSIDE my house, then I will be ok? ;)

    2. Re:All the under dead 40's I know.... by CrackedButter · · Score: 2, Informative

      Personal experience doesn't mean its the rule, its just that, personal experience.

    3. Re:All the under dead 40's I know.... by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
      That's true for one, but the sum of all personal experiences == the truth.

      Ask around a bit. Think of the people you know who have dies young of diseases etc.

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    4. Re:All the under dead 40's I know.... by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

      Nobody I know has died yet from diseases. But a young girl I use to know, committed suicide accidentally while trying to escape her lesbian lover (suffocated on wires) and the other (technically brain dead) who was in a motorcycle accident. What does that say about the truth, this is where you'd get the other causes of death from.

    5. Re:All the under dead 40's I know.... by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
      So how many of these were fat people who died of heart disease?

      The point I'm making is that the "fat people are going to die sooner" wisom does not hold for people I know. It might hold for others though. One person's observations are not statistically valid.

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    6. Re:All the under dead 40's I know.... by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

      Which was the point I was trying to make!

    7. Re:All the under dead 40's I know.... by Rhone · · Score: 2, Informative

      You're talking about young people. The health problems related to obesity are things that take a toll on your body over a period of time. They might make you easily short of breath, fatigued, etc. early on, but it's not until you reach your 50's and 60's that you're likely to die prematurely from obesity-related issues.

      Also, just because someone is a health freak doesn't mean he knows what he's doing. Take your marathon runners, for example. Running marathons is absolutely NOT healthy. True, you have to get your cardiovascular system in good shape to be able to do it, but exercise is best in small, intense doses followed by adequate nutrition and rest.

      Ever notice how marathon runners look like they have practically no muscle? Once their bodies use up their stored glycogen, to keep them going their bodies have to feed off the proteins that make up their muscle and immune system. It is extremely typical for runners to get sick after a marathon. I wouldn't be surprised if the frequently compromised immune systems of marathon runners increase their risk for things like cancer as well.

  79. Heh by Dunbal · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What a load of rubbish, but I expect no less from ABC:

    1) Health risk is proportional to obesity
    2) Less obese people have less of a health risk than very obese people (which follows from 1)
    3) Less obese people have (virtually) no health risk???

    Can anyone say "non sequitur"?

    The vast majority of the population in the western hemisphere is overweight, including myself. We should not try to justify our poor health habits, however, by pretending that they don't exist.

    You can be whatever weight you want - after all, who really gives a damn apart from you? But kidding yourself into thinking that there will be no consequences attached to this choice will bite you in the ass in the long run.

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  80. supersize me by davesag · · Score: 1, Offtopic
    did you see 'supersize me'? after the film my friend and i discussed how it was that he could put on so much weight so fast and came to the conclusion it was not the high fat content of the food, but more likely the growth hormones in the meat and fat and the general overprocessing of the food in general. Her take was that she could probably eat the same amount of pure fat by eating organicly reared, delicious smoked spec and fresh whipped cream and there is no way she'd put on that sort of weight. I tend to concur. The slime you feel in your system after any kind of fast food - whether from mcdonnalds or a meal-4-1 from the local supermarket - is not the sugar and fat, it's the pure evil. I saw that film 'the corporation' and the shots of those cows bumbling around with their distended, bleeding udders - erch. pumping these poor animals full of drugs and forcing upon them a manacled life or horror, fear, shit and death is no way to feed the masses. soylent green is looking better and better every day.

    luckily i live in amsterdam where there are amazing local farmers markets and the EU is doing its best to keep the very worst of US food practices at bay, despite incredible pressure. but don't get me started there. man if ever a country needed a 'truth and reconcilliation comission' it's the USA.

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    1. Re:supersize me by Spruitje · · Score: 1


      This should be enough (-;

    2. Re:supersize me by Spruitje · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oops, made a mistake.
      www.spruitje.org/euro_vs_america.jpg

    3. Re:supersize me by drsquare · · Score: 3, Informative

      after the film my friend and i discussed how it was that he could put on so much weight so fast and came to the conclusion it was not the high fat content of the food, but more likely the growth hormones in the meat and fat and the general overprocessing of the food in general.

      Are you sure it's nothing to do with him eating 5000 calories a day?

      Her take was that she could probably eat the same amount of pure fat by eating organicly reared, delicious smoked spec and fresh whipped cream and there is no way she'd put on that sort of weight.

      What a load of shit. The body doesn't care where the food comes from, all it cares about is the calories. If you eat an excess of calories, your body stores it as fat, and it doesn't care whether it's processed, hormone-reared or fucking organic.

  81. Re:I dont know... by pipingguy · · Score: 1


    I was ten times more productive than before.

    Jarrod, does this 10x factor have anything to do with your income-earning ability since appearing in the commercials?

    Subway is owned by Doctors Associates, but the shareholders are not doctors.

  82. Here's something to consider: by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

    Okay, lets say you were 50-100 lbs overweight, but you put in at least 3-5 miles walking per day. Or even just standing still. All your muscles are working no matter what, such as your legs, supporting that weight (compare that to military training, they can at least drop that weight once they're done hiking).

    So who the hell decided that living under such conditions is unhealthy? Compare the above to the skinny guys who have no real exercise habits, who sit on the couch all day eating and drinking junk food and soda. Ironically we hear more about them dropping dead the moment they get their first taste of real exercise.

    Now while muscle is denser and heavier in weight than fat, unless you're a body builder, there's no way you could match the weight you would be carrying if you were overweight or obese. In addition, your options for exercise are more limited, since that build requires constant maintenance(and risks of transitioning from musclebound to lardbottom are actually higher).

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    1. Re:Here's something to consider: by Moderator · · Score: 0

      Okay, lets say you were 50-100 lbs overweight, but you put in at least 3-5 miles walking per day. Or even just standing still. All your muscles are working no matter what, such as your legs, supporting that weight (compare that to military training, they can at least drop that weight once they're done hiking).

      As someone who does conditioning marches on a somewhat regular basis, I have to disagree with you on that point. Forced marches are done with over a hundred pounds of weight at a 6 mph pace (which for the average person would be practically running) for sometimes more than twenty miles. The toll this puts on your body can last for days afterward. So while you can eventually 'drop that weight' you are still doing a lot more work than the fat guy who just walks around during the day.

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  83. Causal connection by ari_j · · Score: 1

    I didn't RTFA, because I already know why fat geeks live just as long as professional basketball players, on average. The fat geeks die younger than the players would without STDs, but the players balance the field out a bit by getting laid all the time by all sorts of women. Just enough of them pick up the hiv or the clap to drop the average life expectancy to equal with the technically less healthy fat geeks.

  84. Wouldn't that be nice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Problem is, you people in the States are fucked when it comes to walking. Your cities have been designed around driving for so long that in most places, walking to nearby stores isn't even possible.

    Sidewalks are uncommon. Freeways with no pedestrian crossing are common. Parking lots with steep edges and no entrance for pedestrians are common.

    If you live right in the urban or student center of any large city, you're ok, and if you live in a small town you're fine, but most of the population lives in the enormous suburbs, where you haven't got a hope.

    Biking's nice, but it takes a lot of maintenance to do safely. Vests, lights, frequent tune ups, riding only at the right hours, balancing any loads, carrying non biking clothes with you if you need to go somewhere a little more formal, finding a place to lock it safely, removing the seat to carry with you, locking both wheels...

    The exercise lifestyle is no longer a reasonable suggestion for most Americans. That means exercise really is going take either deliberate concentrated effort or addictiveness. Thank god for DDR... it's not perfect, but it shows the way forward.

    Oh, and as others have said, once you're already fat the kind of moderate exercise that walking errands provide won't do you any good. It's only a maintenance technique, which is hardly useful for the two thirds of Americans who already have the problem.

    1. Re:Wouldn't that be nice? by NaruVonWilkins · · Score: 1

      Bull. It's not hard. -Decide where you live based on bike/bus/subway. -Decide where you work based on the same. -Yes, this means the big, scary, city. -Sell your car, use the $3000+ you save every year to get a good bike. -Rinse, repeat. Take a change of clothes with you. Most employers have a place where you can change, and a place to put a backpack. Mine even have showers - so do many tech companies.

  85. Hire a whore by Julian+Morrison · · Score: 1

    Seriously.

  86. Re:I dont know... by Quantum+Jim · · Score: 1

    I'm not Jarrod, nor have I ever been in a commercial. Being a college student, I wish I had his income to pay my tution! ;-)

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  87. Jesus christ its NOT THAT HARD by badboy_tw2002 · · Score: 1, Informative

    Light breakfast
    Salad for lunch or dinner
    Reasonable meal with protien and carbs the rest of the time

    Run 3 times a week, lift twice a week. Running = 40 minutes, lifting = working major muscle groups another, half hour a day.

    Have a few hardy meals a week, enjoy yourselves.

    No regular soda, no candy. No fast food.

    If you like those, sorry, find an endorphin high, find a food high, find somethign to take you off the urge of crap.

    You might have to sacrifice an hour of MMPORPG a week, maybe an hour of non-profit coding. But isn't not beign a fat ass, being someone people can appreciate, being someone you don't have to meet online worth it. Comment me down if you will for being unrealistic and being unappreciative of people that "are big boned" but dammit this is somthign I overcame and you can to. I council poeple at my work at this all the time, I've helped at least half a dozen coworkers lose FIFTY pounds EACH, you CAN TOO!!!

    1. Re:Jesus christ its NOT THAT HARD by syberanarchy · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Thank you, Richard Simmons. Internet toughguy and bodybuilder.

      The fact is, it's not easy for a lot of people. Yeah, there are your stereotypical fatass nerds who just don't give a shit.

      But what about people with thyroid problems? Or metabolism so low it's like watching pain dry? What about people who take medications that interfere with already low metabolism?

      I myself have the latter problem. Lexapro + low metabolism = I may be a touch over your exacting standards, no matter how much I work out. I'm sure e-gurus like yourself will just say LOL STOP PLAYING EVERQUEST AND WORK OUT HAHAHA PUT DOWN THE FORK, but that just betrays a good deal of ignorance about the reality of the situation.

      Not everyone who is overweight is such by choice. Not everyone who has "manboobs" earned them.

    2. Re:Jesus christ its NOT THAT HARD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thyroids and metabolism are irrelevent next to the laws of thermodynamics.

      If you consume less energy than you expend, YOU WILL LOSE WEIGHT. PERIOD.

      The energy deficit will be made up by converting body fat to a lower-energy state.

    3. Re:Jesus christ its NOT THAT HARD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Goddamn mods ... modding me down to -1 ... THE TRUTH HURTS DON'T IT!! Fat people should be burned for fuel!

    4. Re:Jesus christ its NOT THAT HARD by vsync64 · · Score: 1
      Lexapro + low metabolism = I may be a touch over your exacting standards, no matter how much I work out.
      I used to be fat and depressed. Trust me, exercise helps both. And it's a real cure because you have something you can be proud of.
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  88. I'm glad that my Doctor isn't insane. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm about 70lbs over my government mandated weight and about 50lbs over what my target weight is. Few people realize how much I weigh though, I just have a build where I carry weight fairly well. My family has a long history of being a little heavy, and we're all of north european descent.

    Every year I get a physical and my doctor says, "You're in good health. You should lose some weight because it's good for your joints, and balance your nutrition more, but otherwise keep it up."

    My mother is a health nut, and she always criticizes me and when I told her about the feedback I get from my physicals, she says that the doctor isn't doing his job and that I'm going to die if I don't lose weight soon.

    I'm glad to have some external confirmation that my doctor and I aren't insane, and I'm actually not on the cusp of violent death via my own supposed corpulence.

    1. Re:I'm glad that my Doctor isn't insane. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me too. In all my life, the period where I was most physically active (using a car only once a week) and ate the best, I got down to only 215 lbs. According to the BMI, I was _still_ obese, in spite of being healthy and active. I calculated that if I really followed the BMI's target weight, I'd be dead from having negative body fat.

  89. The Fine Print by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    This study funded in whole and part by the subsidiaries of McCrisoFritoKreme group.
  90. BMI is bullshit by r_jensen11 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The whole study was based off of BMI values, which makes the study pointless. Joe Sixpack could be "overweight" on the BMI chart, but have low body fat, while Joe Keg could have nearly no muscle, and have a much higher body fat percentage. Who lives a healthier life (physically, maybe not practically), a football/soccer (depending on location) player, or an office worker that never exercises other than walking down to the water cooler?

  91. The only reason why we're seeing 'high rates' by melted · · Score: 1

    The only reason why we're seeing 'high rates' of obesity over here is because Americans are hell bent about measuring everything and collecting statistics. And then they go "OMFG, 70% of the population is not all skin and bones, gotta do something about this". Granted, I haven't been in every US town and haven't measured everyone's weight, but from what I saw abroad, there aren't less fat people in Europe for example, especially in Eastern Europe.

    1. Re:The only reason why we're seeing 'high rates' by Moderator · · Score: 0

      Go to Norway.

      No seriously.

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    2. Re:The only reason why we're seeing 'high rates' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go to Africa.

  92. Oxymoron. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    whores do it for free; damn and I thought the Brits were supposed to know something about the English language.

    1. Re:Oxymoron. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, slags do it for free. Whores charge. Sluts get dirty, but the danger is that they may be dirty.

  93. Exercise? Nope. by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    It certainly makes you healthier if you do it right and I agree it's worth walking and cycling around but do you have any idea how much exercise you have to do to over and above normal in order to burn off calories?

    20 minutes of walking, 70 kcalories so a *single* mars bar with 230 kcalories will be burned off in about *an hour* of walking, around 3 miles.

    A 6 minute mile, 100 kcalories so you need to run 2 and a half miles to burn off a single mars bar.

    And we're not even talking about large numbers of calories here. 1 lb of fat is around 4000 calories, or *40 miles* of running.

    Or, you can *STOP STUFFING YOUR FACE WITH CRAP*, do some occasional form of exercise you enjoy to keep your muscles marginally toned and heart beating and allow your natural metabolic processes to burn fat for you.

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    1. Re:Exercise? Nope. by Rhone · · Score: 1

      You're right that the weight-loss benefit of exercise isn't from the actual calories burned during the exercise. You're wrong to assume that means that exercise does not have weight loss benefits (or that the weight loss benefit is insignificant).

      The importance of exercise for losing weight is in these effects:

      1. It increases your metabolism for a long time after you finish exercising, so it keeps you burning more calories throughot the day.
      2. It makes your body more efficient at burning fat, so that a greater percentage of calories you burn during normal activity will be from fat.
      3. It helps prevent your body from losing muscle. If you just cut calories, your body burns muscle as well as fat, which slows your metabolism.
      4. When you lose fat from dieting, your body thinks you're starving and slows down your metabolism to try to hold onto your fat. Exercise helps prevent (or at least reduce) this.

      I'm not saying diet isn't important. I've had plenty of experience with losing weight in my life, and one thing I've noticed is that it's very easy to maintain a steady weight from either dieting or exercising alone, but difficult to lose weight from either. But intelligently combining them makes it fairly easy to lose weight.

      #4 above is something I've experienced fairly acutely. When I reduce how much I eat, and don't exercise, it is not long before I notice my body temperature drop. I start to feel internally cold, even if the temperature around me is fairly warm. I notice the same thing in a lot of skinny girls who use the "just don't eat much" method of staying skinny (which seems to be the most popular weight loss method for women in the U.S.). I'll be in a room wearing a tee-shirt and thinking "Damn, it's hot in here", and the doesn't-eat-much skinny girl, wearing a sweat shirt, starts complaining about how cold it is.

      Anyway, the other thing to note about exercise is that popular opinions about exercise are every bit as stupid and backwards as popular opinions about dieting. Long, slow, aerobic exercise is very inefficient and almost as unhelpful as you claim. (Except for people who are very out-of-shape--you need to start slow and easy and work your way up.)

      Once you're fit enough to handle it, it's much more efficient and beneficial to use intense anaerobic exercise (not just weight-bearing exercises, but also anaerobic cardio like sprint intervals). That's the kind of exercise that really produces the benefits I listed above.

  94. hollywood by timmarhy · · Score: 1

    the classic hollywood ripped six pack look is impossible to maintain, or healthy to do so. people don't think of the stress and strain it puts on your body. people who aren't stressed and live comfortable lives and are happy live longer. i suspect content slightly over weight geek would definately live longer due to the low impact life they lead.

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    1. Re:hollywood by TrentL · · Score: 1

      the classic hollywood ripped six pack look is impossible to maintain,

      No it isn't, since a lot of people apparently do it. To get a six pack, your body fat needs to be somewhere in the 10% range. It's a challenge, but not impossible.

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  96. BMI denial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Funny how when people poo-poo the BMI they always cite how the following categories of people show up as overweight...

    1. Bodybuilders (e.g. Arnie).
    2. Sub 5'7 men (Tom Cruise, Mel Gibson)
    3. Really tall guys.
    4. Fat stars that cinema goers think are thinner than they are (Russel Crowe, Mike Tyson).

    1-3 ARE UNUSUAL CASES (4 is just laughable): If you fall into these categories, the BMI will be unrelable, but for 90% of men (I have never looked at the figures for women) if your BMI is over 25 you are overweight. Or maybe its all rubbish, but don't trust silly examples like the parent post.

    1. Re:BMI denial by shiba_mac · · Score: 1

      It should be pointed out as well that the BMI makes no distinction based on race, sex or body type.

      A good example is a 6'3" 240 pound body builder vs a 6'3" 240 couch potato. Both of these are obese, according to the BMI. In reality, even the couch potato is probably not obese. At least not in a common sense, I'll-know-it-when-I-see-it definition of obese.

    2. Re:BMI denial by platypus · · Score: 1

      You miss the point. Applying BMI on an individual and taking into account various other aspects is ok - no Doctor would ignore that he's just looking at one of your "UNUSUAL CASES" and tell e.g. Arnie to make a diet.
      But using BMI for a statistical analysis and drawing conclusions like done in the article is just silly - because it is just not the right differentiator for population groups, exactly because of the examples you and I gave.

    3. Re:BMI denial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any healthy person will show up as overweight. You don't have to be a bodybuilder to have a BMI over 25 with a fat percentage below 20.

      My BMI is 27,5 with a fat percentage of 23. Sure, I have to lose a few kilos if I want to look good at the beach, but I'm hardly fat. I just go to the gym once or twice a week and try to watch what I eat.

    4. Re:BMI denial by chialea · · Score: 1

      > Any healthy person will show up as overweight.

      That's also a gross generalization. I'm not an ectomorph, but 10-20 hours of high-intensity karate (+ another 10 hours a week of walking) per week made me both: a) quite in shape, b) quite muscular for my body type, c) a lot heavier. I still hit, at my highest weight point, the midpoint between "underweight" and "overweight". I frankly don't know what I could personally do to hit "overweight", except get pregnant with twins.

      Lea

    5. Re:BMI denial by spinkham · · Score: 1

      I'm 5'10".
      In high school, I weighed 180 lbs, and based on different tests(skin calipers, electric resistance, body measurements) had a 5-8% body fat. I was healthy, but didn't have body builder kind of muscles. I have realtivily large sholders and was relatively fit from hiking and running. 5-8% body fat puts me in the athletic catagory, while 5'10" and 180# puts me in the overweight catagory. Obviously for me BMI was useless. Which of your catagories did I fit into?

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    6. Re:BMI denial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My BMI is 27,5 with a fat percentage of 23. Sure, I have to lose a few kilos if I want to look good at the beach

      In other words, your BMI is 27.5 and you're a little overweight. A BMI of 27.5 is an indication of, get this: being overweight (but not obese).

      My BMI is also about 27.5, and I am overweight. (I am also short and muscular, which many people will claim as the reason BMI doesn't apply to them.) From the several times I have lost weight to get healthy, my ideal weight would put me at a BMI of about 23-24. You know, exactly what it's supposed to be.

      BMI is just an indicator. Statistically, it has shown to be a pretty good one. As with anything statistical, it often doesn't apply to individuals. However, it is supposed to be a pretty good gauge of a population (and good for the study in question.)

    7. Re:BMI denial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not all doctors are created equal. I asked one doctor about the BMI, and she said "well, that's what they're saying now". Basically, the BMI and its supporters are a bunch of conformist pigs.

    8. Re:BMI denial by tuxette · · Score: 1
      It should be pointed out as well that the BMI makes no distinction based on race, sex or body type.

      Nor age. Age matters.

      My concern is that if they do set up BMI for women, how I would rate. I lift weights for exercise, and I'm not talking about the wussy 1 kg things that a lot of women use, but the big heavy ones. I can lift more than some guys. So I'm damn heavy due to all that muscle mass, even though I don't look heavy. Interestingly enough, I have started doing some extra cardio (running 5 km for each cardio session) in order to lose some weight. The result? Weight gain. And all my clothes are getting too big.

      Are they going to create a women's BMI for someone like me, who exercises hard, or will the BMI be adjusted for the women who are afraid to build some muscle because they think it will make them big and bulky like bodybuilder men? My fear is that a BMI for women would be for women with little-to-no significant muscle mass, due to all the old stereotypes about women and training, putting me in some kind of obese range. Even when I have a waist-hip ratio of around 0.7, which is supposedly the "most healthy and attractive."

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  98. Weight Loss Tips by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Here are my weight loss tips.
    • The first rule of weight loss is never allow yourself to give up. Your motto should be: failure is not an option. If something doesn't work, change your strategy but don't give up. Don't get frustrated after losing weight, stop your diet / exercise plan, then gain it all back. Your effort will have been wasted. At some point you WILL fail at your weight loss plan. Realize that this will happen and plan for it. The key is to find some way to avoid regaining weight you lost.
    • Don't let your scale dictate your level of success. Read The Hacker's Diet. The best thing you'll get out of this is the "eat watch", which is just a way to even out the spikes in your daily weight. Get a tape measure and keep track of some key body measurements. Use the fit of your clothes or photographs of yourself to track your weight loss.
    • Our bodies strongly resist changes in weight. Making big changes to your behavior to try to lose weight is very hard. Consider making small changes to lose weight instead of going on some massive diet and exercise program. Remember that a little success is worth more than a big failure.
    • If you're drinking non-diet soda, STOP IT! A 2-liter bottle of soda has about 800 kcals. If you drink one a day, that's about 5600 kcal a week. If you stop drinking that soda, and change nothing else, you should lose over a pound a week. Now, it doesn't usually work like this because your body will adjust by making you hungry more often or making you tired more often. But you'll certainly lose weight, and you can keep it off if you follow up with a reasonable diet. Switch to diet soda, tea made with artificial sweetner, or good 'ol water.
    • If you eat fast food more than once every week or two, then STOP IT. A big fast food meal is roughly 2000 kcal. That's over half a pound right there. If you eat fast food for lunch a few days at work, you could probably lose a pound or more a week by eating something healthier. (Again, assuming nothing else changes).
    • Realize that there's tons of contradictory information about what to eat and how to lose weight. Don't do anything extreme. Try the popular low-fat and low-carb diets if you want, but have a backup plan in case you can't stick to them. Weight loss really does boil down to just eating fewer calories than you use, but if one of these diets works for you then go for it. I personally just try to keep my calorie intake low. That means I can eat what I want to sometimes and not feel like I'm a failure for eating a forbidden food.
    • Write down everything you eat. You can then compare your weight loss at certain times with the things you were eating. Try to find out how many calories you ate, and write it down in your food journal. Consider getting one of those small digital scales, and weigh your food. Write that down as well.
    • Consider eating packaged meals from your grocery store. They make it easy to keep track of calories and other nutrition information, and they're fast and easy to prepare. Check the freezer section, but don't forget canned food and dried food in boxes or bags.
    • Portion control is very important. Eat on small plates. Consider filling up only half your plate. If you must get extra food after you finish your plate, discipline yourself to wait at least 20 minutes before you go back for more.
    • Exercise is important for health. It will help you lose weight, but controlling what you put into your mouth is much more important. At the very least, try to add a few small things to your daily activity. Park far away at the store. Try to do some yard work and house cleaning every day. Play with your children. Take the stairs instead of the elevator. Take up a low intensity activity like golf, bowling, archery, or dancing. Go window shoping once a week. Etc.
    • If you're NOT overweight, then start monitoring your weight now (with the "eat watch" method). Most people gain weight as they get older, and losing it is very hard once you've gained it. Make the effort now to keep it under control.
  99. risk by Paradigma11 · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Being a fat geek may not increase your risk of death after all." i would be far more interested in the implied ability to evade death at all.

    1. Re:risk by polyp2000 · · Score: 1

      "Being a fat geek may not increase your risk of death after all." No .. but it sure as hell reduces your chances with the chicks!

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  100. My Big Fat Geek Meme? by eraserewind · · Score: 1

    I wonder where this idea comes from actually. I've been working as a SW Engineer for 10 years now + 4 years doing Comp Sci in university, and I have to say that none of the places I have been in have had many fat or unfit people. Certainly no more than the average population. So where does this apparent stereotype originate? Is the fatness among geeks just an American thing or what?

  101. A few quick points by beforewisdom · · Score: 1

    Many people confuse being obese with being morbidly obese ( i.e. Al Roker, Michael Moore, Ariel Sharon etc).

    FWIW, you do not have to be as overweight as you think to be considered obese. Having a BMI of at least 30 qualifies as obesity.

    One word of caution. The BMI is criticized for not differentiating between weight from lean tissue and weight from fat.

    However, you shouldn't let the criticism make you ignore the BMI scale. Oceania doesn't have a muscle building epidemic, it has an obesity epidemic. It is still a good tool for giving people a perspective on various body weights:

    BMI Scale http://www.consumer.gov/weightloss/bmi.htm

  102. Wow by shplorb · · Score: 1

    Fat people are healthier than obese people. Who would have thought?

    But that doesn't change the fact that you're still a disgusting fat slob.

    Losing weight is as simple as making sure that energyIn < energyOut.

  103. Why America( & probably Oceania ) are so fat by beforewisdom · · Score: 1

    Another poster posted a message about how to slim down for those people interested.

    It sounded complicated. It involved paying money and it involved downloading PDF files.

    In the spirit of free(dom) software I decided to post some notes on the subject I gathered from a National Geographic article:

    Notes I have taken from:

    National Geographic. August 2004. Pages 46 - 61.
    "Why are Americans so fat" by Cathy Newman.

    1 in 3 Americans is obese, twice as many 3 decades ago

    15 percent of children are overweight or obese, a three fold jump from 1980

    Being overweight is associated with 400,000 American deaths per year.

    Being overweight increase the risk of heart disease, type 2 diabetes,
    colon cancer, breast cancer, and endometrial cancer.

    The Center For Disease Control reports that adult women are eating 335 more
    calories per day then they did in 1971.
    Adult men are eating an extra 168 calories a day.

    1 pound of fat is about 3500 calories. An excess of 250 calories a day will
    put on 26 pounds a year.

    Being overweight or obese is a matter of taking in more calories then are used.

    Most overweight and obese people are out of caloric balance,
    but only by a tiny amount of calories per day. A 250 calorie deficit per day
    will subtract 26 pounds a year.

    A calorie is a calorie is a calorie.

    The effects of bariatric surgery can be thwarted by people snacking lightly,
    but continuously throughout the day.

    The United States, Russia, Thailand, South Africa, Egypt, Turkey, Germany
    and the UK have the highest obesity rates.

    France ( yes France ), Italy, Switzerland, Scandinavia, Pakistan, India, China,
    Colombia, Brazil and a handful of African countries have the lowest
    obesity rates.

  104. Boobs on a guy are *HOT* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Plus, they can show them on broadcast TV with no interference from the FCC.

    Isn't that wild...you show a supermodel with no boobs, and voila, instant fine. You show a guy with huge knockers, and everybody is just grossed out.

    Its a weird Bush administration we have.

  105. Re:I dont know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's interesting that things like vegetable shortening, toothpaste, non-lard soap, white flour, etc., are man-made items, and it's these same items that are coming under scrutiny.

    I can't think of a better argument for going organic.

  106. Foreign "Letters" by Dogtanian · · Score: 2, Informative

    Yes, it's normally spelt 'Tao' in the Western Alphabet, and technically, the movie is called 'Tao... ,' but at least in Mandarin the word begins with a sort of sharp 'D' sound so the GP is fair in what he says.

    a la "Osama" vs. "Usama", "Gadaffi" vs. "Qadaffi", I guess.

    Guess this is not dissimilar to the Japanese use of the (supposed) 'r' sound, which is meant to be more like a cross between a western 'l' and western 'r'. In a reversal of the mistake many English-speaking Japanese make (mixing up ls and rs), a (supposed) stereotypical 'gaijin' mistake in Japanese is making the 'r' sound too hard (see here and here).

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    1. Re:Foreign "Letters" by blincoln · · Score: 1

      Guess this is not dissimilar to the Japanese use of the (supposed) 'r' sound, which is meant to be more like a cross between a western 'l' and western 'r'.

      The Japanese "r" sound is more like that of other languages than English is. Latin, German, etc., all have the same or very similar rolled-r.

      As usual, English is the broken, odd one out. But Japanese is there to commiserate with it since they share the hard "j" sound that almost everyone else pronounces like a "y."

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  107. It's not just about fat by Jugalator · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's about lifestyle too.

    Pizza and Coke is common components, along with not being very physically active... That's stuff that can be really unhealthy, for the cholesterol levels etc.

    Often, obesity is a consequence of these things too, so I don't really get why they're saying it's not an unhealthy sign.

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  108. High Frutose Corn Syrup posoning... by 3seas · · Score: 2, Informative

    A cheap sweetner used in many food products and mostly associated with the non-food product of softdrinks or sugar water.

    Research has shown that HFCS can contribute as much as 1/3 to high triglicerides (FAT) in your blood and body.

    Having never weighed above 140 in my pre 40 years, I was supprised to be scaling out at 200 a couple years ago. Both my Family doctor and Chiropractor wanted me to lower my triglicerides, lose weight. Otherwise my family doctor was going to put me on meds for that besides colesterol.

    I heard about the report, took HFCS out of my diet, dropped 30 Lbs and have pretty much kept it off with any effort. Just the decision to not eat food with HFCS in them.

    Good food actually taste alot better.

    So it really depends on what you are eating to be a bit overweight, as to how healthy you are...

    Hmmm, don't geeks generally eat the wrong foods?

    1. Re:High Frutose Corn Syrup posoning... by SunFan · · Score: 1


      Regardless what people debate on HFCS, just replacing caloric drinks with non-caloric drinks makes a _huge_ difference. Replacing soda with tea, for example, not only elimates hudreds to thousands of calories per week but also adds a very healthy time-tested beverage.

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  109. Insightfull... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Got to love /.

  110. Known fact by rikkards · · Score: 1

    Fat people who exercise regularly are more healthy than skinny people who don't.

  111. Re:Why America( & probably Oceania ) are so fa by Teron · · Score: 1

    I find it hard to believe Italy is among the lowest when it comes to obesity, or atleast I doubt it will remain so. In 2002 Italy had the highest amount of overweight/obese children in all of Europe, at above 30%.

  112. Life ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... is a 100 % lethal, sexually transmitted, disease.

  113. I'm overweight by PIPBoy3000 · · Score: 1

    I'll have to agree that the true conclusion of this article is that BMI is often a poor way to establish someone's body fat percentage. I'm technically overweight, though that's primarily because I lift weights nearly every day. My height hasn't changed any since I started, but I went from 165 lbs to 190 lbs. The BMI index, coupled with an "overweight" rating system considers me the same as someone who's had one too many doughnuts.

    Personally I'd like to see a move to a different measurement system. The catch is that other methods to determine body fat tend to be expensive or annoying.

  114. Bottom Line.. by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

    Have you ever seen really fat people in their 20s? Of course. 30s? yep. 40s? ditto. 50s? err - a few. 60s? a couple. 70s? Hmm can't think of any.

  115. Risk of death ? by Arnas · · Score: 1

    No matter how you live there is certainty of death :)

  116. Re:I dont know... by CausticPuppy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I can hardly believe how good this exercise makes me feel too. It is so much better than alcohol (which really doesn't do much to me), food, or wasting time playing computer games to releave stress. It is great!

    What he said.
    I never really started getting in shape until a couple years ago (age 29). I was out of shape in a scrawny way rather than a fat way though.

    The reason people give up on exercise and hate doing it is that for the first week or two, it SUCKS-- if you haven't been in the habit of exercising. The first time I went running I got half a mile before I nearly collapsed, and then I could barely walk 2 days later. So I can see why so many people avoid it.
    Same thing with weightlifting-- delayed onset muscle soreness is a bitch and you literally won't be able to move a couple days after you first start with weights.

    Once you push yourself through the initial struggle, that's when you start feeling the benefits of the endorphine release, and you learn to feel the "good" kind of muscle soreness. You start to crave exercise. (This is why some people actually get addicted to exercise, which can also be unhealthy)

    It's probably harder to get through the dietary changes. You pretty much NEED to give up soft drinks. Soft drinks are 100% pure crap for your system. Even beer is better for you (and I still have beer on the weekends). Just eliminating soft drinks, drinking lots of water instead, and avoiding the deep fried stuff makes a huge difference, you don't even necessarily have to count calories.

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  117. BMI thresholds wrong? by Phreakiture · · Score: 1

    From my reading of the article, it makes me wonder if the body mass index (BMI) thresholds we use are wrong.

    The body mass index (for those who have been living undar a rock) is a composite measure that relates body weight to height. It is your weight in kg divided by the square of your height. As an example, I weigh 64kg, and stand 1m64, making my body mass index 24.0kg/m^2.

    Medicine has used the body mass index as a means of classifying people, by setting thresholds that mark the boundary between ideal weight, healthy weight, overweight and obese. Presumably they have worked it in the other direction too, but I expect they must deal with more overweight and obese people than underweight. As I used to be overweight, I don't have any info on the underweight side.

    Anyway, at present, the thresholds are that 20-22 is ideal weight, 20-25 is healthy, 25-35 is overweight and 35+ is obese.

    Around this time last year, I started following the Hacker's Diet with the goal of getting my weight down to the ideal (which, for my height, would be in the 54-59kg range). As I started to get close to 60kg, though, my wife complained that I was starting to look "skin and bones" and asked me to stop. I put some weight back on and have stayed more or less static at my current weight.

    But between my empirical experience that I just related to you, and the reading of this article, I am led to wonder if perhaps this set of thresholds that are used to classify BMI are off and that a re-adjustment may solve the problem.

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  118. Errata:BMI thresholds wrong? by Phreakiture · · Score: 1

    Need to mod myself "-1: Wrong, wrong, WRONG!".... The threshold for obseity is 30, not 35.

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  119. Re:I dont know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I will have to totally agree.
    I started weightlifting and semi-daily biking, and my productivity shot way up at school and at work.
    I'm doing even less homework, but my marks have greatly improved.

    So if you're a geek but you think you're stupid, it's not because you are stupid, it's because you don't exercise.

  120. Great! Let's hope we're allowed to love FAT girls by elteck · · Score: 1

    without people telling us that we're a freak. A fat girl can be very beautiful, but that thought seems to be forbidden in our world. We geeks don't mind to be different, but it's amazing how negative people respond if your girlfriend is fat.

  121. "not increase my risk of death" by museumpeace · · Score: 1

    Sorry poster, your risk of death, and mine, and anybody's is 100%.

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  122. Cholesterol Myths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, there is no definitive proof that colesterol is related to atherosclerotic heart disease. There is, however, proof that statin drugs used to treat high colesterol can stimulate cancers.
    Google 'colesterol myths'.

  123. Re:I dont know... by SunFan · · Score: 1


    Fat-based soap is man-made, too, but there is a limit to just how much processing is good. Soap is a good example, because fat-based soap works just fine for everyday hygeine, but going too far is where the problems creep in. Wheat flour is another good example, where basic milling is needed to make bread, but going too far makes white bread with its very high Glycemic Index.

    People shouldn't be turned off by the term 'fat-based' or 'lard-based', by the way. Good ol' everyday Ivory soap is made from vegetable oil and animal fat (many popular soaps are).

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  124. Parent Is A Pro MS Troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This sad sack is an assfaced Microsoft lackey. Please examine his post history, and also note the signifigant amount of Bill Gates Pre-Cum(TM) dripping from his fat lips!

  125. Original article is publically available by babble123 · · Score: 1

    The JAMA article that describes this study is publically available. Linky, linky!

  126. What a relief by ToasterofDOOM · · Score: 1

    We can all sleep soundly now ... lets give a big round of applause to /. for making us this way. Keep up the good work!

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  127. immediate plasure versus longevity by peter303 · · Score: 1

    One of the "secrets" of being fit is the pleasure exercise confers on everyday day living. Things are a lot easier to do, and you feel and look better. Sport and exercise is a lot of fun too. Many of us "fit" people take these so-called health studies "with a grain of [ unhealthy ] salt".

  128. Loneliness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But what do you guys do about the loneliness? I'm 24, have no idea why chicks don't dig me (I say that without a distored view of myself), and as time progesses I feel more and more pain. While I doubt I would ever kill myself, it's *that* painful.

    1. Re:Loneliness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If chicks don't dig you, maybe you're looking in the wrong places??? I could never attract the popular chicks on account of my "nice guy" syndrome. So I had that pain, too. What worked out for me was hanging out with girls who were the less glamorous, down to earth, and/or studious types, and then things just happened. So maybe you have to put yourself in the right places first?

      But this is a passive point of view. What about the active approach? Do you have yet to go to them? I know that, being in my 30s and out in the real world, if I were looking, I'd have to get out there ... maybe joining a sports group or heading down to the cafe regularly.

    2. Re:Loneliness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Sign up for an online dating site (with no evidence to back this, I'd suggest one that specifically targets your local area, e.g. boston.com if you live in Boston), be completely honest (although tactful in how fast you deliver all of the gory details), and prepare to lower your standards for physical characteristics. You really should be able to meet someone that you get along with provided you live in a reasonably well-populated area, and provided you aren't such an asshole that nobody can get along with you.

    3. Re:Loneliness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But what do you guys do about the loneliness? I'm 24, have no idea why chicks don't dig me (I say that without a distored view of myself), and as time progesses I feel more and more pain. While I doubt I would ever kill myself, it's *that* painful.

      Meet more women. You just have to meet enough women, and someone will go for you.

      My main suggestion is, go to church and join young adult groups, or maybe the choir or something like that. Dunno what to do if you're an atheist. Maybe go to environmental groups... it's kind of like 'church for atheists.'

    4. Re:Loneliness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll add support for this suggestion. A place like Yahoo Personals, in my area anyway, seems to be more of the stereotypical fare. Places like Fark.com Personals whose members offer more non-standard and creative approaches. So depending on what interests the OP....

    5. Re:Loneliness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh you've missed out on the social part of being a young adult. http://www.galaktek.com/cgi-bin/index?page=niceguy .html To regain perspective. The site is a little bent but the idea is not to idolize women, they hate it.

    6. Re:Loneliness by mishan · · Score: 1

      Ugh the last thing one needs is to find a religious nut at a church.. I do agree with the meet more women advice though; go to a bar or something. That's what I would have done, but I'm not 21 yet. Curse this stupid country and its arbitrary, petty drinking laws.
      The easiest way is college, but that's just a 4-8yr window, depending on what sort of degree you're getting. Being a second year student at a university, I still hadn't found a girlfriend until just a month ago. I actually met her through thefacebook.com, which is an interesting new social phenomenon altogether.
      Don't despair -- there's someone for everybody; the world population is in the billions and there are more women than men. The problem is taking full advantage of this huge search space and not getting too intimidated in the process.

  129. Re: High Fructose Corn Syrup by Rhone · · Score: 1

    http://www.alkalizeforhealth.net/Lsweetdebate7.htm
    http://www.mercola.com/2000/dec/3/sucralose_danger s.htm

    Heh, checking the links I just noticed the second one (on sucralose/Splenda) is currently censored because of legal actions in the U.K. Oh well, you can do a google search on something like "splenda dangers" and find plenty of stuff.

    I'm not giving an opinion on the veracity of the linked articles, just showing that, at the very least, some people have acute negative reactions to the chemicals used as artificial sweeteners, and the long-term effects of using them regularly are pretty much unknown.

  130. pork rinds are health food by alw53 · · Score: 1

    zero carbs!

  131. waist-hip by tuxette · · Score: 1

    Actually, the ideal is .7 and yes, it's possible to achieve this with some padding. Though not an excessive amount of padding...

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  132. Oops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and then you remembered that souls don't exist

  133. Re:I dont know... by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

    Same thing with weightlifting-- delayed onset muscle soreness is a bitch and you literally won't be able to move a couple days after you first start with weights.

    I wish to God I could get that far; my problem with weightlifting was that I could either push a weight or not; eventually I'd run out of strength, but I never got the feeling that my muscles were being pushed.

    (The one case where I *was* getting the feeling of burn- gluts and upper legs- was where I seemed to be getting better results)

    Eventually I got pissed off at the amount of time I was wasting (weightlifting) in the gym for minimal return, and stopped going.

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  134. how fat is fat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're not one of those feeder freaks, are you?

  135. What?! by thegnu · · Score: 1

    "The best predictor of obesity is being overweight"?!

    What the hell does that mean? In my case, the best predictor of fitness was being overweight. I think the best predictor of obesity is utter lack of physical activity coupled with utter denial about what goes into one's mouth.

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  136. Re:I dont know... by CausticPuppy · · Score: 1

    I wish to God I could get that far; my problem with weightlifting was that I could either push a weight or not; eventually I'd run out of strength, but I never got the feeling that my muscles were being pushed.

    I've run into that before... it means you're doing something wrong, regarding form or technique, or you need to switch up your routine, or you're overtraining. I've done a fair amount of research over the past year, though I'm not an expert. I learned enough to know that you can't just go blindly in and start pumping away, there are right and wrong ways to doing things-- otherwise you'll just be wasting time and getting frustrated.

    For the longest time I couldn't increase my weights with the bench press, then I discovered I was using a hand position that didn't give me the best leverage so I was running out of steam early.

    Anyway, you won't get that "burn" feeling unless you're doing a high amount of reps, which is good for toning and endurance, but not building strength and size. If you increase the weight, and take each set to failure (use a weight where you can go 6-8 reps before failing) you won't feel that hot burn during the exercise but you will notice improvements. The main thing is you have to eat a TON of protein in order for it to do any good, generally at least 1g per pound of lean body weight per day.

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  137. ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fat people take up too much room. and are amazingly ugly.

    lets use them to fill in those craters on the moon

  138. Re:I dont know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    In contrast I was never more productive and creative than when I was my fattest. Not distracted by hunger, no time taken up by exercise.

    Of course the ideal is to find a way to eat more moderately without being hungry, and to exercise as efficiently as possible, achieving what is required in the shortest amount of time.

    Could you explain why you think there was a negative relationship between your weight and your grades.

  139. News: Fat Geeks more Defensive Than You Thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This, in the same week the government revises its position on obesity and that weird, pyramid nutritional information model?

    I gotta laugh.

  140. Re:I dont know... by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

    I've run into that before... it means you're doing something wrong, regarding form or technique, or you need to switch up your routine, or you're overtraining.

    Pretty damn sure it wasn't overtraining. It didn't feel like it, and my programme was such that there was at least two days between training a given muscle group.

    Whether or not the burn was meant to be present, I wasn't getting the results. And it didn't *feel* like my muscles were being 'pushed'; it felt like they just ran out of steam.

    I suspect my problem was 2/3 motivation; I was working on my own, and it's easy to get into a rut of not pushing yourself.

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  141. good by darth_linux · · Score: 1

    so my "belly of knowledge" wont really hurt me too bad :-)

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  142. If you like fruit juice by Gary+Destruction · · Score: 1

    Make sure that it's 100% fruit juice. That's natural sugar. You'd be suprised how some fruit juices are only 10% juice. That means that they probably have high fructose corn syrup.

    1. Re:If you like fruit juice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd be surprised how much of that 100% is apple juice, which is also high-fructose. Juice is almost as bad as soda.

  143. fat geeks by symoo · · Score: 1

    most geeks are pretty fit actually, they have massive muscles on 1 arm. primarly use is mastabation. if you masterbate enough im sure that would be enough to stay healthy

  144. Count your blessings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're able to have a normal sex life, count your blessings. Many are not and are left out in the cold.

  145. Ain't nothing wrong by Yanray · · Score: 1

    In Wisconsin this is entirely true, unless your from West Allis heart attack capital of the U.S.; then you're screwed. Height weight ratio's are not designed for ethnic or environmental body differentials. The German/Scandanavians heritage of WI and MN leads to many otherwise healthy indiviuals (heavy laborers and farmers) to beleiving they are fat.

    My arguement, you live next to a Great Lake, you'll need that extra level of insulation to.

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  146. Other Benefits for Companies with Subsidized Gyms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Offices that subsidize gyms, or offer incentives for employees to get in shape, dual benefit in the lowering of health care premiums, as it reduces the instance of weight/fitness related health conditions.

    I work for a largish health insurance company, and the premium incentive for maintaining a healthy lifestyle, nearly pays for my share of the subsidized gym membership.

  147. Their "how to spot quacks" site by cfalcon · · Score: 1

    Seems kinda, uh, opinionated.

    First, they pimp the food triangle. Now, the current one is way, way, better than the older one- but these are the guys that would pimp the older one too, because it's what the government says is best.

    Well, we know that one was wrong now!

    They talk about flouride as if it were necessary (they imply it's a nutrient!) but it really just replaces calcium in your teeth, making them softer and less hospitable to bacteria. Certainly not something that is necessary, more of a hack. Here in America I get wacky looks just for saying that (usually with a "purity of our natural essences" crack), but in Europe, how common is Flouridation?

    Oh yea, right. It's very rare, having been tried and found wanting.

    This site claims to have the truth. They're a lot more reasonable sounding than most quacks, but they have their agenda, and it sure isn't neutral.

  148. Quality of Life and Self-Privation by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1

    When people start talking about quality of life arguments, I always figure they're visualizing having to go on a bran-only diet with the occasional bland diet drink. While I'm sure diets like that exist (probably for the sake of rapid reduction in extreme cases if nothing else, I suspect that the majority of time, there's a perfectly viable diet that is tasteful as well as healthy. It may not be as rapid, but it will work itself over time and, more importantly, it keeps the situation from getting worse. Personally, I'm not about to start counting calories or running marathons, but I do maintain a certain variety of food, don't eat more than I need to to keep from getting hungry, and I engage in moderate exercise, maybe 15-30 minutes per day. I could be living healthier, but in my view, I'm living healthy while still living happy.

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