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No no no!

Yellow = Performance!

See reference material here, here, here, and here.

And a few stickers wouldnt hurt, either!

No no no!

Yellow = Performance!

See reference material here, here, here, and here.

And a few stickers wouldnt hurt, either!

No no no!

Yellow = Performance!

See reference material here, here, here, and here.

And a few stickers wouldnt hurt, either!

No no no!

Yellow = Performance!

See reference material here, here, here, and here.

And a few stickers wouldnt hurt, either!

You mean like this size?

Um, P.S. That doesn't look like Panther for shit.

Sure there's certain OS X ideas - Dock, static menu bar, etc.. - but how can you possible say that it looks like this?

Your comparison just reminds me of this. Just save yourself the trouble and get the real thing.

Voted the official slashdot car, this American luxury automobile is bursting with class. Nicknamed "Belinda," this car is sure to turn heads and get you lots of attention from the fine slashdot ladies.

Please support slashdot by purchasing one of these fine driving machines from the slashdot online store.

On a related note, there must be no slashdot "subscribers" because trolls still get all the frosty piss they can handle.

Here's a picture of Mr Goat's car.

Please contact Mr Goat if you'd like your exhaust pipe stretched to this diameter. He will also install an X-Box/Linux media system.

Here's is mexico's number one automobile.

Saddam's luxury automobile was obliterated by a cluster bomb dropped by allied forces. Iraq is furious at this blatant destruction of the best Iraqi technological advancement.

Saddam's luxury automobile was obliterated by a cluster bomb dropped by allied forces. Iraq is furious at this blatant destruction of the best Iraqi technological advancement.

Saddam's luxury automobile was obliterated by a cluster bomb dropped by allied forces. Iraq is furious at this blatant destruction of the best Iraqi technological advancement.

Saddam's luxury automobile was obliterated by a cluster bomb dropped by allied forces. Iraq is furious at this blatant destruction of the best Iraqi technological advancement.

Saddam's luxury automobile was obliterated by a cluster bomb dropped by allied forces. Iraq is furious at this blatant destruction of Iraq's premier technological advancement...

Voted the official slashdot car by CmdrTaco and his butt-buddy goatse, this car makes a bold statement by presenting true american luxury in a world filled with rice-rockets.

Pre-order yours today and goatse will install an 8-track player with genuine, single-dashboard-speaker mono sound. He will also enlarge your exhaust pipe to unearthly proportions at no additional cost.

Voted the official slashdot car by CmdrTaco and his butt-buddy goatse, this car makes a bold statement by presenting true american luxury in a world filled with rice-rockets.

Pre-order yours today and goatse will install an 8-track player with genuine, single-dashboard-speaker mono sound. He will also enlarge your exhaust pipe to unearthly proportions at no additional cost.

Voted the official slashdot car by CmdrTaco and his butt-buddy goatse, this car makes a bold statement by presenting true american luxury in a world filled with rice-rockets.

Pre-order yours today and goatse will install an 8-track player with genuine, single-dashboard-speaker mono sound. He will also enlarge your exhaust pipe to unearthly proportions at no additional cost.

Voted the official slashdot car by CmdrTaco and his butt-buddy goatse, this car makes a bold statement by presenting true american luxury in a world filled with rice-rockets.

Pre-order yours today and goatse will install an 8-track player with genuine, single-dashboard-speaker mono sound. He will also enlarge your exhaust pipe to unearthly proportions at no additional cost.

Voted the official slashdot car by CmdrTaco and his butt-buddy goatse, this car makes a bold statement by presenting true american luxury in a world filled with rice-rockets.

Pre-order yours today and goatse will install an 8-track player with genuine, single-dashboard-speaker mono sound. He will also enlarge your exhaust pipe to unearthly proportions at no additional cost.

Voted the official slashdot car by CmdrTaco and his butt-buddy goatse, this car makes a bold statement by presenting true american luxury in a world filled with rice-rockets.

Pre-order yours today and goatse will install an 8-track player with genuine, single-dashboard-speaker mono sound. He will also enlarge your exhaust pipe to unearthly proportions at no additional cost.

Voted the official slashdot car by CmdrTaco and his butt-buddy goatse, this car makes a bold statement by presenting true american luxury in a world filled with rice-rockets.

Pre-order yours today and goatse will install an 8-track player with genuine, single-dashboard-speaker mono sound. He will also enlarge your exhaust pipe to unearthly proportions at no additional cost.

Voted the official slashdot car by CmdrTaco and his butt-buddy goatse, this car makes a bold statement by presenting true american luxury in a world filled with rice-rockets.

Pre-order yours today and goatse will install an 8-track player with genuine, single-dashboard-speaker mono sound. He will also enlarge your exhaust pipe to unearthly proportions at no additional cost.

Voted the official slashdot car by CmdrTaco and his butt-buddy goatse, this car makes a bold statement by presenting true american luxury in a world filled with rice-rockets.

Pre-order yours today and goatse will install an 8-track player with genuine, single-dashboard-speaker mono sound. He will also enlarge your exhaust pipe to unearthly proportions at no additional cost.

Voted the official slashdot car by CmdrTaco and his butt-buddy goatse, this car makes a bold statement by presenting true american luxury in a world filled with rice-rockets.

Pre-order yours today and goatse will install an 8-track player with genuine, single-dashboard-speaker mono sound. He will also enlarge your exhaust pipe to unearthly proportions at no additional cost.

Voted the official slashdot car by CmdrTaco and his butt-buddy goatse, this car makes a bold statement by presenting true american luxury in a world filled with rice-rockets.

Pre-order yours today and goatse will install an 8-track player with genuine, single-dashboard-speaker mono sound. He will also enlarge your exhaust pipe to unearthly proportions at no additional cost.

Voted the official slashdot car by CmdrTaco and his butt-buddy goatse, this car makes a bold statement by presenting true american luxury in a world filled with rice-rockets.

Pre-order yours today and goatse will install an 8-track player with genuine, single-dashboard-speaker mono sound. He will also enlarge your exhaust pipe to unearthly proportions at no additional cost.

Voted the official slashdot car by CmdrTaco and Mr Goat, this car makes a bold statement by presenting true american luxury in a world filled with rice-rockets.

Pre-order yours today and Mr Goat will install an 8-track player and genuine, single-dashboard-speaker mono sound.

Voted the official slashdot car by the majority of slashdot readers who are willing to say "screw you, ricers!" This is an american beauty.. a true luxurious ride.

Check out this Irish car. What a beauty!

Here's a picture of Mr Goat's car. Notice the exhaust pipe has been stretched to unearthly proportions. Just the way the Goat man likes it.

Please contact Mr Goat if you'd like your exhaust pipe stretched to this diameter.

Try again.

In some bizarre parallel universe, Mr Goat drives this car. Mr Goat prefers to have an exhaust pipe stretched to unearthly proportions.

Mr Goat uses robot cars already. Here's a pic. Contact Mr Goat if you would like your car's exhaust pipe stretched to unearthly proportions. He will also install an AI system and teach it to drive.

Mr Goat's car uses fuel cells already. Here's a pic. Contact Mr Goat if you would like your car's exhaust pipe stretched to unearthly proportions. He will also install a fuel cell.

Just like OJ tried to escape in his white Bronco, mr Goatse is trying to escape in the car of his choice.

Please, if you spot this vehicle please call your local authorities so that Mr Goatse can be aprehended and jailed.

Goatse was recently caught driving this car. Police continue to track...

Here's a picture of that Goatse dude's car. I always knew he was a ricer!

Yeah, powdered graphite on the 'axles' is _crucial_!!

And max out the weight.

I remember a winning design (not mine though) was a long pencil-shaped body, just thick enough to provide solid mounting for the axle cross members. They drilled the center of the body out and filled it with lead shot up to the weight limit. A 747-looking rudder capped it off on the ass end (more for intimidation than effect, I'm sure).

And don't forget the stripes! Use this site for inspiration! :)

For insulting questionable auto styling, I prefer beaterz.com.

Schwab

...you're the kind of guy who would get a kick out of (or is a fan of) Beaterz. : )

And I agree, the modification community is way over the top. Spend that $25K on a used viper rather than a tricked out 02 civic.

Before I get any more irony-impaired moderators too quick on the "Troll -1" draw, here is an explanation.

this PC clone case :: a real Apple Power Mac
as
this 911 dressed up like a Porsche 935 :: a real Porsche 935

That is to say, they both vaguely look alike, but in both cases, the clone is a pale comparison of the original.

I love this case! It doesn't look like something Apple would build, because IT LOOKS BETTER! You just don't like it because it's too cutting edge for you and Apple wouldn't have the courage to release something like this.

Of course, this is just my opinion. I happen to love this product too.

Any recommendations?

For you, I have one word: stripes! Preferrably fat, double-yellow ones.

Seriously, they make everything go fast!! Your drive will be screaming. ;)

www.beaterz.com

Heh. Cute. Since the tools are OPEN SOURCE, they all run so much faster on a single Pentium III/700 than a "quad processor Sun E220" running that NON OPEN SOURCE operating system. Of course! How could anybody have missed that?

Quick, someone tell AOL/Netscape/OtherLargeCompaniesThatGet50,000,000H itsPerDay to get rid of the racks of Sun boxes, they're doing it all wrong! Just handle all the page views/database stuff on a Pentium III/700 with "Linuxgruven" stickers all over it!

Remember, (courtesy of Beaterz.com) "Stickers = Performance!"

http://www.beaterz.com/

Hot rodder ... or rice-boy? Poseurs that are theorizing about every ounce of extra power when they'd be better off saving their cash and buying a better car? That's why you get the 5" coffee-can exhaust tip. Or the 20" high spoiler that makes the poor car look like a shopping cart? Or the cheesy blue headlights?

So... what's next? are people gonig to be saws-all-ing their cases in half to make low rider pc cases?

How about ridiculous spoilers on p133's (like the spoiler will help the pc run SETI@home units any faster! ha!

I better rush to register a www.beaterz.com like address www.beaterzpc.com hmmm.... now if I could only find my bookmark to www.networksolutions.com I could register it...

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www.randomdrivel.com -- All that is NOT fit to link to

This is take from the CNN article:

The European Union responded with its Directive on Data Privacy, which was adopted in 1995 and took effect in October 1998. [snip]

The directive requires that any organization (called a "data controller") collect only necessary information, inform users what information is collected and how it will be used, keep data accurate and up to date, allow individuals to review the information kept on them, and keep information no longer than necessary. Some types of information -- ethnic origin, political and religious beliefs, and the like -- cannot be collected without the individual's explicit consent.

That seems like every American's dream: No longer can telemarketers harass you with surveys or special long-distance offers during dinner time, no longer will you get junk mail where you have to suscribe to a magazine to guarantee your chance of winning $1,000,000, a new Ford Explorer, or a "Diamond-Style" Ring (one guess as to what I won). But... Where's the flipside? The flipside is that your choice, between the US and the EU, is the following:

Who do you want to keep track of you: Business or government?

The truth is that there's lots of paperwork that everyone has to go through if you live in a European government, regardless of whether you are an individual citizen or a corporation. For example, here's what you have to do if you want to customize your car in Germany (bad examples of custom cars can be found here):

After you get your changes done, you have to go to the local TÜFF (basically the local DMV) and get an inspector to look over all the changes. Then, he gets to decide whether they are alright or not (they've denied such simple things as tailpipes and spoilers). If these changes are OK, then you get to acquire a new license, that states the changes on your car and that you're allowed to drive a car with such changes (we're talking 7% tinted windows or Saleen Mustangs here, not add-on rockets).

There's frequent road stops looking out for modded cars, and yes, they pull you over, and make sure each change is on your license. If it's not, off to the TÜFF you go, and expect one of the following to occur:

• Keep the changes and pay a fine (usually about $300).
• Pay the fine, then pay to have the changes removed (if they are found to be illegal).

Now, I realise this isn't exactly 'internet privacy'... I just want to show an example of the overbearing style these governments choose to use. This doesn't just apply to modded cars in Germany, of course. Taxes, health care, education, everything is weighed down by a form-happy bureaucracy. I don't think that for certain people this is bad, nor do I say that the US is better than the EU or vice-versa.

I'm just trying to point out that there's pros and cons that you have to take if you want privacy. Personally, I'd rather get called by a telemarketer than pulled over because I got wider tires, but that's a personal choice.