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Re:Atheists Unite... as a religion
P.S:
Here's a selection of Bible quotes advocating the killing of non-Christians, or those who are perceived to violate Christian tenets.
And some articles about contemporary Christians advocating the deaths of non-believers and sinners, sometimes taking efforts to cause those deaths.
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An Important E-Mail. I think it's from Nigeria!
Dear American:
I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.
I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 800 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most profitable to you.
I am working with Mr. Phil Gram, lobbyist for UBS, who will be my replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As a Senator, you may know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation movement in the 1990s. This transaction is 100% safe.
This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds in the names of our close friends because we are constantly under surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for a reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the funds can be transferred.
Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to wallstreetbailout@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the funds.
Yours Faithfully Minister of Treasury Paulson
(Reference: http://bettybowers.com/betty4president/?p=132)
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Fox News B.S.
Maybe if he had played violent videogames, maybe he wouldn't have shot students. Perhaps he would've rather gone after terrorists, demons, or evil mind-controlling aliens.
Jack Thompson is just another idiot on Murdock's payroll who talks out of the part of his body that most people poop from. If he wants to start blaming video games, then he needs to be blaming the media (i.e. himself) as well.
While I do think that violent games desensitize us to some extent, I don't think they are at all the cause of the problem. Seung Hui Cho was just another angry kid, as were Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold. They felt cast aside, rejected, and victimized because they didn't fit in with their peers. So took their anger out on the world around them...
Honestly, I'd think being involved in an online gaming community, no matter how violent the game, would've probably helped. Many people (likely the Jim Thompson type) percieve those addicted online games as being anti-social. Yet from what I've seen, most gamers seem have an elaborate network of online friends. This could've given Cho, Harris, and others a sense of community and a place to "fit in" or at the very least, escape from the world around them.
What I do think is a very real and disturbing issue is that they decided to carry out their anger with automatic weapons and how easily they could obtain them. The reasons behind this have very little to do with video games...
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Re:This will end well..
Ted Stevens cheats on his wife with a prostitute (thus betraying her trust as well as placing her at risk of serious STIs.) And then he lies about it. This makes one wonder what reverence he holds for the sanctity of marriage?
However, you might ask what is the root cause of Stevens' infidelity, stupidity, and dishonesty? Why would a man who so highly values family, marriage, and apple pie betray the sacred trust given him by his wife?
I think Ted himself gave us a pretty good answer: gay marriage.
My partner and I have been in a monogamous relationship for the past 11 years. We finally got married in Ontario in 2004 when I was at a medical conference in Quebec. You see, it was all well and good that we practice all the gardening, cooking, and sodomy that we wanted until we decided to call it a marriage.... because ultimately that resulted in the downfall of Senator Stevens. Before 2004 - Stevens was a respected Senator from the great state of Alaska. He was the chairman of the Senate Commerce and then ultimately the Appropriations Committee. He was happily married to a beautiful woman http://www.adn.com/photo/2007/05/29/2854015-sty.jp g/ (who kinda looks like a dude... but hey, look whose talking?)
Then after we get married, he ends up being continually hounded by the news media for his porktastic appropriations, his bribery scandals, his complete lack of any understanding of a medium of which he is charged to monitor and regulate, his work to allow drilling in the Alaskan Wildlife Refuge, and numerous other slimy crap he's heretofore been able to keep under wraps.
Coincidence? I think not!
No, this is proof positive of not only the existence of the homosexual agendahttp://www.bettybowers.com/homoagenda.html but that it is succeeding. Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Oh, and BTW, the hypocrisy would be that previously as a District Attorney Stevens had a record for coming down hard on prostitution.
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Re:Coming to America soon
harry potter is evil. Just like d&d. In all honesty, there are a ton of nutbags who make out everything to be evil. They're very insecure in their belief and think everything that offers a slightly different view is EBIL! MMO's or anything that have non-Christian's in them... are legitimate targets for these nutter butters.
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Re:Wtf
I like the premise, but I think the metaphor is wrong: there is no actual debt, and in now way does being in prison function as repayment. Aside from other philosophical issues around the meaning of justice, individuals that demonstrate that they are a danger to society must be segregated from society at least until (arguably, only until) they are no longer a danger to society. The idea that someone presents such a danger that they need to be tracked suggests they are too dangerous to be "out." The theoretical streaker is unlikely to present any danger to society, whereas an unrepentant serial rapist with multiple prior convictions probably shouldn't be let out again, or at least until there's some plausible developments in psychiatry. But the same holds true for violent criminals, so clearly sex crimes are singled out solely for their prurient interest, by providing an opportunity to gratuitously describe sex in an offensive way that winds up voters but is without any political or legislative merit, which sounds a lot like a sex crime itself to me...
On balance though, we should be grateful for Lawrence & garner v. State of Texas. It would be a great help to pass a constitutional amendment barring laws that dictate the private behavior of consenting adults. Ask your legislators.
As the "Won't somebody please think of the children" subject alludes, the Simpsons have effectively commented on bogeyman politics, in particular with the bear patrol episode. It's just transparent pandering, creating a false fear and exploiting it; and all the better that the subject be indefensible, though simply defenseless will also work when all the good ones are taken. Sex criminals will always be an easy target, but once that bandwagon has left the station (again), it's time to attack immigrants (poor Groundskeeper Willie), or Albania, or homosexuals, or whatever.
The best thing about this sort of moralist pandering and posturing is that politicians are just as morally complex as everyone else and their utter humiliation is a nice reward for the harm they do, so we should all thank Limbaugh, Haggard, Barnes, Bakker, etc for the joy they've given us. -
Re:You cannot legislate responsibility!
I am a Jew and I celebrate Christmas. Everybody (read most) people do, and I like the excuse to do some nice things for friends who put a lot of stock in it. It is not skin off my back. Besides Harry Potter is faux evil in a historical perspective (as I remind my friends jokingly on Easter, "Happy My people Nailed Your False Prophet to a Wooden Cross and then Rolled a Big Rock in Front of his Grave Which was Subsequently Robbed and You Thought was a Miracle Day!, wanna go eat some chocalte?"). But remember magic is evil
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This makes me laugh.... http://www.bettybowers.com/harrypotter.html ...
"Hark! Christian friends, do you hear a ringing sound throughout America? That clanging cacophony is coming from every movie theater showing Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. It is the Lord Jesus using cash registers (a communication device He pioneered with Pat Robertson and perfected with Paul and Jan Crouch) to sound a battle clarion for all True Christians living within earshot of a multiplex: With Harry Potter, it is clear that Satan is doing a much better job of marketing witchcraft than we are of peddling Christianity!"
Reminds me of the Penny-Arcade comic..... http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/08/26 -
Re:Gotta love IBM
Parody? No, my friend. Landover Baptist is a parody. Betty Bowers is a parody. OBJECTIVE: Christian Ministries is not. Compare their merchandise. Read their articles. Christian Ministries is even trying to shut down Landover Baptist. Trust me, I wish it was a parody but it is not. Christian Ministries is one of the websites that are parodied by Betty Bowers and Landover Baptist. Unfortunately, some of the christian fundamentalist websites are for real. That is why we need parodies, to expose the real ones. Saying "oh, it must be a parody" is easy. Many dangerous things look like parodies. For me every website of scientology, homeopathy or acupuncture and touch healing looks like a parody, but are they? Or maybe you could somehow support your claim?
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Dear God!
If you look at the content on this site, it's either obviously fake or belongs to a cult, none of what they have posted is even remotely close to any church I've ever been to.
Dear God! What next? Betty Bowers is not America's Best Christian? Sweet Zombie Jesus! -
Re:Oh sweet honey yesThe second coming of Jesus.
I haven't heard about that one. Who is publishing it? Does anyone have any screenshots?
It will be based in this movie
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Pardon me...You mention the value of Old books?
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"Old" books are great. But what about old records? Let's say: some "old" National Guard service records?
Those are REALLY interesting, and even educationally informative. Well, some of them would be, if only our government would not stoop to censoring them and even destroying them...
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Is pResident Bush hiding something?
Look! It's the Fa-a-abulous Outing of Mr. Gee Dubya Bushikins
(Maybe he was "outed" before: and the event got him removed from the National Guard.
Could that be why those records had to be "inadvertently" destroyed?) -
Oh yes. We read...
But we read only carefully selected, government approved materials.
Beware World: it appears that the Geneva Conventions are not on the current list...
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Is pResident Bush hiding something?
Look! It's the Fa-a-abulous Outing of Mr. Gee Dubya Bushikins
(Maybe he was "outed" before: and the event got him removed from the National Guard.
Could that be why those records had to be "inadvertently" destroyed?)
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Killed off DATA???
Destroying information! Holy shitballs, Batman, that should be a capital crime!
Don't those idiots know? Information should be FR-E-E-E! ! !
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Is pResident Bush hiding something?
Look! It's the Fa-a-abulous Outing of Mr. Gee Dubya Bushikins
(Maybe he was "outed" before: and the event got him removed from the National Guard.
Could that be why those records had to be "inadvertently" destroyed?) -
"destroying records and doctoring memories..."
God, wouldn't the Bush administration LOVE to have the capability of "doctoring memories"?
They certainly have no qualms about destroying records....
Is pResident Bush hiding something?
Look! It's the Fa-a-abulous Outing of Mr. Gee Dubya Bushikins
(Maybe he was "outed" before: and the event got him removed from the National Guard.
Could that be why those records had to be "inadvertently" destroyed?) -
DAMMIT ALL! The First Lady Cares!
Remember????
She would dedicate her time to teaching the kids to read? There was that "Leave No Child Behind" pledge, and all that jazz...?
Come on, Man: Get it together!
But of course it was all a big crock. And *thank-god* Sept 11 happened and saved their asses so they could just drop the annoying pretense of caring.
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BUT WAIT! Do you care if The most rightwing "Christian" president in history is a flaming FRUIT-CAKE????
Is pResident Bush hiding something?
Look! It's the Fa-a-abulous Outing of Mr. Gee Dubya Bushikins
(Maybe he was "outed" before: and the event got him removed from the National Guard.
Could that be why those records were "inadvertently" destroyed?) -
WAIT! Don't forget the
A-hole jerks that bullied them in the first place.
WHO ARE THEY?
What do they get out of this?
Is pResident Bush hiding something?
Look! It's the Fa-a-abulous Outing of Mr. Gee Dubya Bushikins
(Maybe he was "outed" before: and the event got him removed from the National Guard. Is that why those records were "inadvertently" destroyed?) -
How does it feel to be a lackey?
We should ask Dick Cheney, who would of course, respond with:
"Go fuck yourself."
But the real question should be: "Exactly how gay is Mr. George W. Bush?"
...the definitive answer is here -
The political version of a 419...
is the average, middle-class American giving money to the Republican Party.
This party will use their hard-earned money to represent the interests of the rich, to lower THEIR taxes, thereby leaving an increasingly larger share of the tax burden to be placed upon the average, middle-class American.
Talk about naive, uneducated, unsophisticated targeted suckers!
As long as they are led to believe that they are "smarter" and more "Christian" and "patriotic" than those ferriner big-city liberal-folks, then the GOP has got them: sinker, line, hook.
And coincidentally...
The head of their party has insanely poor grammar.
Is George W. Bush a flaming Tuttie-Frutti?
check here for the faaabulous Outing of Mr. Gee Dubya Sugarbuns -
Anal fixation anyone?
HHHhhhhmmmmmmm???
...Mr. Poopy-pants?
George W. Bush: A flaming Tutti-Frutti?
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Re:It ain't that easy kid...
Landover Baptist is for real, hellbound splinter in the eyes of our true Lord. This site however is just a cheap parody of Landover Baptist: Betty Bowers. Only a true believer can tell them apart.
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Lane HaygoodDefeat the GNAA! Join Landover
Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are
Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism
(or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we
have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching
nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing,
Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory
prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the
GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and
read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
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If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be
a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA. -
Lane HaygoodDefeat the GNAA! Join Landover
Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are
Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism
(or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we
have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching
nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing,
Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory
prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the
GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and
read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
To obtain a copy of this source, and spread the loving, gay nigger-hating word of Jesus, go to BASH's source page and download it for yourself. Post it wherever you see the GNAA rearing its ugly, demonic head! GLORY!
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be
a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA. -
Lane HaygoodDefeat the GNAA! Join Landover
Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are
Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism
(or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we
have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching
nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing,
Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory
prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the
GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and
read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
To obtain a copy of this source, and spread the loving, gay nigger-hating word of Jesus, go to BASH's source page and download it for yourself. Post it wherever you see the GNAA rearing its ugly, demonic head! GLORY!
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be
a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA. -
BASH FPThe GNAA is opposed to this topic. Therefore, all True Christians (r) should support it!
Defeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
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BASH FPThe GNAA is opposed to this topic. Therefore, all True Christians (r) should support it!
Defeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
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BASH FPThe GNAA is opposed to this topic. Therefore, all True Christians (r) should support it!
Defeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
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Re:So..."I'm off to eat some meat."
Are you, by any chance, a member of the GNAA? If so, please... come by BASH. we can help.
Defeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
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Re:So..."I'm off to eat some meat."
Are you, by any chance, a member of the GNAA? If so, please... come by BASH. we can help.
Defeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
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Re:So..."I'm off to eat some meat."
Are you, by any chance, a member of the GNAA? If so, please... come by BASH. we can help.
Defeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
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Help defeat the GNAA in the name of science!Defeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
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Help defeat the GNAA in the name of science!Defeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
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Help defeat the GNAA in the name of science!Defeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
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Re:Why the silly codenames?
... because Microsoft is seriously needing to promote it's next OS as a phallic symbol, it chose the name "Longhorn". I believe they got hte idea from their friends at Disney, with the Lion King's "Pride Rock".
Phallic symbol? Longhorn? "Pride Rock"?! OMG!!! There really is a HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA!!! And it's taken over Microsoft!
Ah well...maybe Longhorn will finally be as pretty as OS X... -
BASH FPDefeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
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BASH FPDefeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
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BASH FPDefeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
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GNAA to use boys for evil experiments! BASH FPDefeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
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GNAA to use boys for evil experiments! BASH FPDefeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
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GNAA to use boys for evil experiments! BASH FPDefeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
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Apple is against the GNAA! You should be too!Defeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
This is a True Christian (r) post.
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Apple is against the GNAA! You should be too!Defeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
This is a True Christian (r) post.
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Apple is against the GNAA! You should be too!Defeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
This is a True Christian (r) post.
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Use your PDA to stop the GNAA!Defeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
-
Use your PDA to stop the GNAA!Defeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
-
Use your PDA to stop the GNAA!Defeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
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Re:GNAA POWERDefeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
-
Re:GNAA POWERDefeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
-
Re:GNAA POWERDefeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
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Re:GNAA Announces acquisition of SCODefeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
-
Re:GNAA Announces acquisition of SCODefeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.