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Bootstrapping Start-ups

An anonymous reader writes "How many of us wanted to follow our dream and start our own start-up? How many of us thought that it can't be done due to costs, the need of big bucks and convincing some snotty VC? Well it didn't stop these guys. The most current success story is social networking software Huminity which has been on /. before. The recipe for their success was: open source, clustering $100/mo servers, using the web to find native translators instead of using over priced local ones and hiring GUI designers from popular skins download sites."

285 comments

  1. Shame they didn't have someone design their site by cosmo7 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Argh my eyes! They're still blinking!

  2. Only problem... by swordboy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I have several ideas that could make great money but they ultimately require money to make money. Does anyone have a good suggestion for raising capital without forfeiting the rights to one's intellectual property?

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    1. Re:Only problem... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 5, Funny

      Does anyone have a good suggestion for raising capital without forfeiting the rights to one's intellectual property?

      I believe the typical strategy is to run up your credit cards, mortgage your house, and borrow from relatives.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    2. Re:Only problem... by Mr.+No+Skills · · Score: 2, Funny

      All the normal ways you raise money:

      Loan
      Job
      Lotto

      VC is just a loan that you pay back with stock/IP. If its a good idea, you'll make so much that you won't mind giving a chunk (and maybe a large chunk) to someone else.

      I'm heavily invested in Lotto myself.

      --
      Sleep is for the Weak
    3. Re:Only problem... by christopherfinke · · Score: 2, Funny
      I have several ideas that could make great money but they ultimately require money to make money.
      Me too:

      1. Get several million dollars for capital.
      2. Deposit in savings accounts.
      3. Wait for interest to accumulate.
      4. Return initial millions.
      5. Profit!

      Easy as pie, and 100% guaranteed to turn a profit each and every time. Any investors?
    4. Re:Only problem... by LilJC · · Score: 1
      Loan

      A tax on the aspiring

      Job

      A tax on the living

      Lotto

      A tax on people who are bad at math.

      Seriously though, venture capitalism is something that should definitely be looked into. If you're really worried about losing your IP from trying to get investors, there's always the patent route. Fortunately for legitimate patents, they're easily approved. Unfortunately for people who need the patent to raise money, they're incredibly expensive.

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    5. Re:Only problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      GAAAAAA! You stole my business model!

    6. Re:Only problem... by raider_red · · Score: 1

      I'll loan you all you want at 20% APR.

      --
      It's good to use your head, but not as a battering ram.
    7. Re:Only problem... by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      I'll take $10 million, please.

    8. Re:Only problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I have several ideas that could make great money
      >but they ultimately require money to make money.
      >Does anyone have a good suggestion for raising
      >capital without forfeiting the rights to one's
      >intellectual property?

      All you need to do is to find a VC that is willing to forfeit the rights to their monetary property.

    9. Re:Only problem... by danny256 · · Score: 1

      I think he was referring to the high rates that credit cards offer anyone who wants a loan. So if you don't mind paying 20%+ per year then go our and get a couple hundred credit cards (not that hard) and buy whatever you want.

    10. Re:Only problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you know mods, it seems funny but its true, most startups get their initial cash from loans, mortgages, and relatives

    11. Re:Only problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Partner with someone who has money but not the know-how, and split the company. You do the work and he takes the risk.

    12. Re:Only problem... by cyberlotnet · · Score: 1

      I need $500,000 ;)

    13. Re:Only problem... by artemis67 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have several ideas that could make great money but they ultimately require money to make money. Does anyone have a good suggestion for raising capital without forfeiting the rights to one's intellectual property?

      I'd say don't get greedy. Yes, bringing investors on board requires giving up control. But with that money generally comes a wealth of business management experience that you may be lacking.

      If your idea is good enough to get the right investors interested, then I guarantee you can go a lot farther WITH savvy business partners than without.

    14. Re:Only problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm a co-owner of a small business and we worried about that. I've had a lot of conversations with other small business owners who had similar concerns. My overwhelming impression is that, if we're smart enough to have a good idea, plenty of other people have as well. Making a business go is a lot of work, and maybe nobody else is inclined to invest that amount of effort into it.

      If you're worried about a larger entity, one with resources, taking your idea and running with it, remember that size often has a lot of intertia associated with it. Even though the capability might be there, finding the will to bust out of the way they're already doing business will be a hard sell. Unless you're talking about a business with large capital costs associated with it (e.g. manufacturing) or wide service area (e.g. fast food chain), you're probably already more likely to turn your idea into a product than anyone else.

      Coincidentally, one of my friends now works at a VC and he says that, as a general rule, the more specific and thought-out your business plan is, the less ownership they tend to ask for. Reward should be commensurate with risk, after all, so give the VCs reasons to be comfortable with the risk you're taking and you won't have to reward them with as much. (That's the theory anyway.)

      Good luck, by the way. Say goodbye to sleep and your hair. :-)

    15. Re:Only problem... by johnnyb · · Score: 2, Informative

      "VC is just a loan that you pay back with stock/IP"

      Actually, equity financing is very different from loans. Basically, with loans if your business fails you still owe the money. With equity financing if your business fails you don't owe anything.

      I'm not a big fan of debt. Equity financing, however, is an excellent way of doing things.

    16. Re:Only problem... by Restil · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Odd that it was moderated funny. These ARE the conventional ways that most small businesses are funded. And don't forget that most of the founders work another job to put food on the table while the new business churns along for at least 3 years before pulling a profit. And 4 times out of 5, these new businesses will fail. BUT... if you succeed, and you pay off your startup debts, you owe no favors to anyone, contractual or otherwise. That's the tradeoff.

      -Restil

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      Play with my webcams and lights here
    17. Re:Only problem... by HomerJayS · · Score: 1
      Does anyone have a good suggestion for raising capital without forfeiting the rights to one's intellectual property?

      Sure! Send me $10 and I'll give you information on how to raise thousands of dollars on the Internet.

    18. Re:Only problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reward should be commensurate with risk, after all, so give the VCs reasons to be comfortable with the risk you're taking and you won't have to reward them with as much.

      Plan on losing control in year four and ownership in year seven, risk or no risk.

    19. Re:Only problem... by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      I think he was referring to the high rates that credit cards offer anyone who wants a loan.

      0%. 2.9%. 9.9%. It's a travesty.

      So if you don't mind paying 20%+ per year then go our and get a couple hundred credit cards (not that hard) and buy whatever you want.

      I have $30,000 in credit available to me on my three credit cards. Whenever I apply for new credit cards I am declined due to this fact. No credit card company is going to loan me $10 million, not even at 20%. If they would, I'd take it. With $10 million I could make well over 20% by buying up a bunch of multiunit apartment buildings. Hell, I'd settle for $100K, to get me started. $30K isn't enough, though.

    20. Re:Only problem... by doorbot.com · · Score: 1
      Does anyone have a good suggestion for raising capital without forfeiting the rights to one's intellectual property?


      I believe the typical strategy is to run up your credit cards, mortgage your house, and borrow from relatives.

      Exactly... I guess the original poster expected all the reward without the risk! Welcome to the wonderful world of competitive business!

      Lesson 1: Those who take the risk will also take the reward.
    21. Re:Only problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. It should be part of your plan.

      Although I would phrase this as:
      Plan on being able to hand over the reins to someone else in year four and being able to cash out in year seven.

      Its a measure of success! Who wants to be one of those people that are slagging away after 10 years of holding the business together by the shear force of their will. There are too many good ideas out there!

      Note: I am not saying that you have to do this but its good to have the OPTION of doing it.

    22. Re:Only problem... by dotgain · · Score: 1
      I need $500,000 ;)

      If I had a nickel for every dupe on slashdot I would be rich!!

      Say slashdot runs one dupe a day. I guess a nickel is $0.05, I don't know for sure. 365.25 * 0.05 = $18.25 P.A.

      At that rate, you could have saved $100,000 in only 5480 years - by that time the compounding interest on what you had saved so far is bound to have made it up to the $500,000 you require.

      I'm sure if you were the first person to ask Malda for a nickel for every dupe, he'd probably agree to it. You ought to go ahead and patent your business model.

    23. Re:Only problem... by dotgain · · Score: 1
      P.S. even though I accounted for leap years I forgot April fool's day, where you might get another twenty dupes.

      Have another $1.00 P.A. for expenses.

    24. Re:Only problem... by calica · · Score: 1

      I am the a founder of a very successful web design firm during the dot-com years. We we're lucky and got out before the bust and we're still comfortable.

      We never accepted any VC or private funding. How did we do it.
      1. Keep expenses low at first. Work out of the basement/home.
      2. Since you have low expenses undercut your competition in order to establish a client base/references/portfolio.
      3. Develop a few key strategic partnerships in order to bring in bigger clients.
      4. At this point you should be able to raise you expenses.
      5. At this point things should be going fairly well if you're competent. Just manage expenses and only increase them in order to grow the business.

      Just the same old business theory as the last few centuries. It still works. We didn't follow it during the dot-com years and that's why everything blew up so badly.

    25. Re:Only problem... by itsmarcos · · Score: 1
      Self-financing is the one way of bootstrapping a business. Very risky for the entrepreneur as he might loose it all. It shows strong commitment to the business though, which helps a million for subsequent money raising rounds through Angel Investors, VCs, and Banks etc.

      Another way, is the 3Fs (Friends, Family and Fools). One of its major advantages is that it's relatively easy and quick with small business ownership dilution. Major risk is alienation of the first 2Fs if the business fails or if they want their money back soon.

      Angel Investors invest during bootstrapping sometimes. They don't demand IP ownership, but will ask to be on the Directors board. On the other hand, they can give you really good money.

      --
      Marcos
    26. Re:Only problem... by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      Actually it comes down to the person. Everything you are saying is correct but let me just add some stuff...

      According to finance theory, regardless of what form of financing you use, it is all the "same". By same, I mean that you can't really argue that something is cheaper than another. What happens, however, is that different people take different position on the risk-return set.

      For instance, you don't lose your personal wealth if you bankrupt and you gave up equity. With loans/bonds/etc, it will affect your personal wealth. However, you pay a premium for equity. So you are basically paying more for equity than debt.

      You seem to be risk-averse so you will value giving up equity instead of accruing debt (like loans, bonds, etc). I don't have a business but I am also risk-averse so I will want to avoid getting into debt at the expense of giving up a little bit more ownership (i.e. equity).

      It's just like investing your personal money. Do you pick bonds? Do you pick hard assets (like renting out a house, or gold)? Do you invest in stocks? Do you go for instruments like options? It all depends on your value system. If you are risk-averse you will lean towards bonds; if you are risky, you will go for stocks (or options)...

      I didn't really say anything that contradicts with your statements.. I'm just adding some background info :)

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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      Sivaram Velauthapillai
      Seeking the meaning of life... @slashdot of all places ;)
    27. Re:Only problem... by johnnyb · · Score: 1

      I disagree with the stance of finance theory, because there is a great big difference between simply losing your investment and losing all your personal assets, too. When you are in debt, you lose personal control - you are under control of the person you are indebted to. This is a qualitative, not quantitative, difference.

    28. Re:Only problem... by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      No credit card company is going to loan me $10 million, not even at 20%. If they would, I'd take it. With $10 million I could make well over 20% by buying up a bunch of multiunit apartment buildings.

      I don't think it's as easy as you imply. First of all, apartment buildings are probably well over $10m (at least the ones I have in mind). If people could profit as you are implying, then everyone would do it. It seems that people aren't doing it...

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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      Sivaram Velauthapillai
      Seeking the meaning of life... @slashdot of all places ;)
    29. Re:Only problem... by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      Maybe he lives in Sierra Leone, where the GDP per capita is $470/year. $18.25/year is still kind of low though...

      Or maybe he is an elf and can live hundreads of years ;)

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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      Sivaram Velauthapillai
      Seeking the meaning of life... @slashdot of all places ;)
    30. Re:Only problem... by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      I'm not an expert on this...

      Unless you have a really amazing idea, or require millions of dollars, you really wouldn't lose your intellectual property for a simple reason. No one will want to invest in your business! Nearly all small businesses do NOT receive large financing deals (except during the dot-com boom). Most likely it'll end up being a loan. Even if someone is asking for equity, it probably wouldn't be a whole lot.

      You start small, so your financing needs will be small too (unless you are investigating something major).

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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      Sivaram Velauthapillai
      Seeking the meaning of life... @slashdot of all places ;)
    31. Re:Only problem... by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      You pay a premium for going with equity. In other words, it costs more. What you are saying about losing control when in debt isn't really true. The person you owe the debt to can't make you do things (unless you default or bankrupt or something). In constrast, if you give up equity, you lose (that much) control for sure...

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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      Sivaram Velauthapillai
      Seeking the meaning of life... @slashdot of all places ;)
    32. Re:Only problem... by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      First of all, apartment buildings are probably well over $10m (at least the ones I have in mind).

      Well, that really depends on the number of units. 5, 10, 20, 100, aparetment buildings come in all different sizes. It's not what I had in mind for $10 million, but if you're willing to go down to a triplex it could run closer to $250K.

      If people could profit as you are implying, then everyone would do it.

      Well, there's still opportunity costs. And I would want to do a lot of the management myself, so that would save a lot of money. I wasn't saying anyone could just decide they want to do this and do it. I just said it's what I could do (and I'm not even sure that's what I would do with the money, but I'd definately put a chunk of it into real estate). Of course, some peole want more risk, some people want less risk, some people see different opportunities, some people are just stupid. Real estate certainly isn't for everyone, so everyone isn't doing it. I'm just saying it's something I'd strongly consider doing.

    33. Re:Only problem... by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      Well, that really depends on the number of units. 5, 10, 20, 100, aparetment buildings come in all different sizes. It's not what I had in mind for $10 million, but if you're willing to go down to a triplex it could run closer to $250K.

      What's a triplex? Anyway, I guess you can get a small building or something. I was thiking of larger ones (ones that I've lived in in Toronto).

      And I would want to do a lot of the management myself, so that would save a lot of money.

      Management cost probably isn't THAT much. I don't think it will be profitable or attractive just because you save the mgt costs. Instead, it will be attractive if YOU have more skills, expertise, knowledge, etc to do it. If you like doing it, if you know how to do it, etc then you'll have an advantage. It seems like you are interested and probably somewhat knowledgeable so that's one plus :)

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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      Sivaram Velauthapillai
      Seeking the meaning of life... @slashdot of all places ;)
    34. Re:Only problem... by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      What's a triplex? Anyway, I guess you can get a small building or something. I was thiking of larger ones (ones that I've lived in in Toronto).

      A triplex is a three family house (three separate entrances, three kitchens, etc). I live in one right now, on the third floor. I wouldn't really call it an apartment building, though. I'd put 4 or 5 as the minimum to call something that.

      Management cost probably isn't THAT much.

      Management costs are fairly high. My friend owns several apartments, and I almost went in on a 5-unit building with him (it fell through at the last minute), so I've done a lot of research into this. Management costs are about $100/month per unit. Less if you have a whole lot of units, but still very far from being insignificant.

      Instead, it will be attractive if YOU have more skills, expertise, knowledge, etc to do it. If you like doing it, if you know how to do it, etc then you'll have an advantage. It seems like you are interested and probably somewhat knowledgeable so that's one plus :)

      Well, yeah, that's kind of the point. It'd be a job, just like anything else, except I'd be working for myself, not for someone else. So I'd be taking in 100% of the profit, not 5 or 10%.

      Of course if I had $10 million I couldn't do all the management myself, so I'd only be making 80 or 90% of the profit, and giving the rest to my employees. But still, that's good enough for me :).

  3. And now... by BMonger · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... their bandwidth costs have forced them to close down.

    1. Re:And now... by sharkey · · Score: 1

      Did you see their site? It's for the good of the world.

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      --
      "Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next.
  4. i have a startup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    and i am the only employee/CEO of the company....browse pr0n all day. haven't figured out how to get somebody to pay me for it though

    1. Re:i have a startup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      The net would be a much nicer place if only more pr0n startups used your business strategy.

      - pax

    2. Re:i have a startup by mr_z_beeblebrox · · Score: 1

      haven't figured out how to get somebody to pay me for it though

      Contact the companys that make the annoying popups (no not those popups...ew). They must need someone to increase their hit count so they can sell.

  5. Useful? by Stalus · · Score: 1

    I thought I tried Huminity out once and I didn't find it particularly useful or accurate. Maybe I just used something similar. Anyone have any experience with this thing as it is now?

  6. From the article: by Steve+'Rim'+Jobs · · Score: 4, Funny

    There are no more angels willing to invest hundreds of thousands of dollars.

    Sure, if by angels you mean idiots.

    1. Re:From the article: by cfuse · · Score: 1
      There are no more angels willing to invest hundreds of thousands of dollars.

      However, selling your soul to the devil is always possible regardless of the economic climate.

  7. Cheaper Labor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    yeah, if you use the web to get translators say, in india or canada then you can save money by relocating otherwise american jobs into third world countries where you can get an hour of labor for a dime or so without paying for insurance or anything.

    Good Idea.

    1. Re:Cheaper Labor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You calling Canada a third world country sucka?

    2. Re:Cheaper Labor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup.

    3. Re:Cheaper Labor by starm_ · · Score: 1

      Comme on 10 cents/hour isn't enough for a Canadian to live on. Minimum salary is at lease 59 cents (17 cents US) in most provinces.

      How can you buy good quality snow to build your Igloo when you are living on 10c?! How would you be able to affford a fence to protect your family from polar bears? HOW!?

      You americans make me sick enslavering Canadians with your petifull salaries.

    4. Re:Cheaper Labor by Thud457 · · Score: 1
      There was a time when it was economically feasible to ship laundry to be done in China from the U.S. West coast.

      My point being? Who says I have one?

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      the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

  8. Re:GNU does this too and I hate it by ObviousGuy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    That's not it. It's already set to English U.S. as the primary language. It is detecting something else. And, as I mentioned before, GNU's website does it too.

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    I have been pwned because my /. password was too easy to guess.
  9. Re:Shame they didn't have someone design their sit by Steve+'Rim'+Jobs · · Score: 1

    Try toothpicks.

  10. And how many of us.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    are just lazy and know that we will never do the work involved with a startup anyway.

    1. Re:And how many of us.... by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      That, and the fact that I have no imagination.

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      the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

  11. Re:Shame they didn't have someone design their sit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Site? What site?

  12. Re:Prepare for SPAM! by memph1st0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    really now, how many people have made a web based version of this already where we don't have to bother with installing an application. and as for the design of the site and the product, i'm sure there are plenty of skilled designers out there who would give them a helping hand, because they sure need it.

  13. What's the deal? by CommieBozo · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I don't get it. What's a startup? This Huminininity place is a startup? It's two guys with some weird software and a terrible web page with no bandwidth.

    What is their business model? Selling people t-shirts while they use the software for free?

    I'm one guy. I also sell t-shirts and give away software. I'm a startup too!

    1. Re:What's the deal? by BrynM · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Exactly what I was thinking. My bet is that, once their software becomes popular, they will start charging for it a la DIVX and other "rope 'em in while it's free" business models. They are in the "initial hype" portion of the business model - posting on /., magazine and trade publication articles, selling shirts... making it look cool. Next is the "widen user base" portion where you start seeing the app bundled with everything under the sun from magazines to new machines. Finally, they will come to the "cash in" portion where they either make it spy/adware or just notify everyone that on such-and-such date, the product will no longer work without a one-time/monthly/annual fee.

      The software actually looks kinda cool, but I'll be damned if another person/company/weasel takes me in and switches to a fee based product midstream. It's sad that I've seen enough of this happen to smell it coming now.

      --
      US Democracy:The best person for the job (among These pre-selected choices...)
    2. Re:What's the deal? by DukeyToo · · Score: 2, Informative

      The license agreement states it is "LIMITED TIME FREE SOFTWARE" (or something like that). They have left the door open to charging at a later stage.

      The rest of the license agreement is somewhat hard to read, due to a lack of headings and an abundance of lawyer-speak.

      I'm not sure that their business model makes much sense though - I expect that at this stage of the game it will be too hard to grab a good share of the IM market, especially with only the one distinguishing feature, and no message encryption.

      --
      Most writers regard truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in its use - Mark Twain
    3. Re:What's the deal? by Glonoinha · · Score: 1

      Or they could get 10 million users signed up during their 'perpetual free beta' and sell the whole dang thing to AOL or Microsoft. Worked for ICQ, to the tune of ... like $400M.

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      Glonoinha the MebiByte Slayer
    4. Re:What's the deal? by micq · · Score: 1

      I'm one guy. I also sell t-shirts and give away software. I'm a startup too!

      You can't be a startup, it clearly says "two guys"... you need a partner.

  14. Only the arms dealer prospers. by Thud457 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Contract out to a conservative Christian thinktank and sell them statistical reports on the amount of depravity on the net.

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    the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

    1. Re:Only the arms dealer prospers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More likely to a liberal Teacher/professor who is preparing next years 'sex ed'.

      Loser.

  15. 100/mo on servers by DaneelGiskard · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hey...saving bucks on the servers / connection surely "pays off" now ;P

  16. Fedbiz by blogboy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you're a start up, like me, do not, repeat, *do not* make the government your first contract. They will bleed you dry with all the waiting due to red tape and politics.

    I now understand the $700 toilet seat:

    * $5.95 for materials
    * $694.05 for overhead

    Completely justified IMHO

    1. Re:Fedbiz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Unless of course, you know the decision makers personally ;)

    2. Re:Fedbiz by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 2, Informative
      Small Businesses and Non-Profits are like that too.

      I do remember being hired for the Army to code a website, and no seeing a paycheck for 4 months. Not only did I have to get through that Army's red tape, I had to go through the University's who had subcontracted the job out to me's red-tape.

      Now one advantage I have running a business on the side is the ability to exploit the uber-long lead time on projects. I had a coffee shop that took 4 months to figure out what they wanted, and a professional organization that from first meeting to deliverable was 9 months.

      Someone who didn't have a paycheck to fall back on would have walked away from both. As it is, the checks are landing at just the right time to make for a very happy holiday.

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    3. Re:Fedbiz by musikit · · Score: 1

      the current contract i'm on, my boss told me it took 20 months to get me on the project.

    4. Re:Fedbiz by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As a startup, apparently you don't know that contractors get screwed like that by absolutely everyone. The feds are mildly worse.

      And there are plenty of small businesses and startups that make their living contracting for the gov't. You just have to know how long it takes to get paid.

      --

      There are no trails. There are no trees out here.
    5. Re:Fedbiz by skooba · · Score: 1

      the expensive toilet, along with the fabled $1000 coffee pot, etc., were all designed to withstand zero-gee emergency maneuvers inside military aircraft. i used to work for the company that built them. your standard "bemis" toilet and "mr. coffee" can't hack it under those extreme conditions.

    6. Re:Fedbiz by LordHunter317 · · Score: 1

      Or, do it properly and make sure you work on a T&M (Time & Materials) or Cost-Plus contract. Most Federal contracts are, at least in the "big" industries (Defense, aerospace).

      Just make sure you have enough cash to float for 30-60 days,as getting money back takes time. Also, keep detailed invoices, and don't mess with the government money. The government tends to take misappropriation of its money seriously, and an failed audit will sink you.

      Fixed-price is the death of any startup company.

  17. successful low cost startup by butane_bob2003 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    tallgreen.com Recent startup, still relativly small, Provide Open Source CMS hosting using WebGUI (cms), Communigate (email) AWStats (stats), Resin and other open source software. No VC, No debt, No CTO, Low overhead and primarily service based. It doesn't take much to start a small company and grow. Know your market, find ways to reduce costs, provide good products/services.

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    1. Re:successful low cost startup by butane_bob2003 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, that's tallgreen.com.

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  18. What about dumpster diving for startups? by RedCard · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Sometime you don't need money to make money, just the will to rummage in the trash.

    There's always the story of Wallflower, a company that makes digital picture frames. They got their start by buying ancient laptops (considered scrap) and re-shaping them.

    Sometimes, you can start a business with nothing but a little cleverness, and an order from the scrapyard.

  19. RE: Bandwidth by supersmike · · Score: 1

    Yep - so much for $100/month servers.

  20. Other bootstrapping tips... by cjustus · · Score: 5, Insightful
    • Rather than getting office space, rent a bachelor apartment... this allows you to pay home rates for your phone line(s), internet access, etc...
    • Don't get business cards until you absolutely need them (or print yourself as required)
    • Buy equipment only as you absolutely require it...
    • Offer people (more) flexible hours for reduced pay (ex: 70% of normal salary for 3/5 days work)...
    • Have employees work from home on their own equipment...

    On the negative side... In a country such a Canada where you can claim R&D tax credits, you can only claim these credits on real expenses - so if you pay yourself (next to) nothing, you won't be able to claim any of that as a tax credit...

    1. Re:Other bootstrapping tips... by butane_bob2003 · · Score: 1

      Agreed. You don't need an office until you have employees, me and my business partner run things from our laptops and save $4 to 800 per month on rent. Business cards are for sales people and CEOs, unless you are doing a lot of handshaking and networking, business cards are useless. A good way to handle this is to print some generic cards with you company logo, web address and a company phone number/email. Employees can write their email or phone number on back if they really need to.

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but if your hours (and therefore your salary) is billed as R&D time, can't that be claimed as R&D credits?

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    2. Re:Other bootstrapping tips... by WasterDave · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The office space thing is absolutely wrong. Sorry, but it is.

      I'm currently in an incubator - i.e. sharing space with about a dozen other small 'trying like hell' companies. It costs too much, but we and the other companies in there regularly get together to land contracts that any one of us individually couldn't get.

      It's not just incubators that get this. I saw a similar effect when working in some serviced offices. Get to know the people around you, become known as a man that can, work will arrive all of it's own accord and suddenly the rent starts to look like a bit of a bargain.

      Dave

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    3. Re:Other bootstrapping tips... by cjustus · · Score: 2, Informative
      Just to clarify... While you pay people that you must, you pay yourself enough to survive [food... shelter if you don't sleep in your "office" :) ] ... If I'm paying myself a tenth of what I would be making as an employee, I can only claim that amount...

      "Sweat equity" does not count as an expense and is not claimable... They need to see money actually moving from one account to another... BUT don't take my word for it :) Trust what I say with as much as you paid for it :)

    4. Re:Other bootstrapping tips... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      My wife keeps trying to convince me of that, but I want my little storefront on the main drag like a bad toy.

      What a codemonkey needs with a storefront I don't know. I've just always wanted one.

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    5. Re:Other bootstrapping tips... by cjustus · · Score: 1
      I agree that office space / incubator space can be valuable... depends on your goals...

      If your goal is to go away for a year to create the perfect [insert brilliant product idea here] by yourself or with a small team, then being in an incubator space where you are trying to land contracts is distraction from whatever it is you are trying to accomplish...

      When you go into sell mode and are looking for revenue, then being in a close space is a great idea

    6. Re:Other bootstrapping tips... by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      You might chat with an accountant, I don't know tax law too well, but would think you could pay yourself a decent salary, and reinvest the majority of the salary in the business. On paper it would be two transactions, in reality it would be none. Now if you have a significant personal income tax or payroll taxes that might defeat the purpose.

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    7. Re:Other bootstrapping tips... by bogie · · Score: 1

      Business cards are like $50 for 500. If you don't have $50 to spend its doubtful your business is going to go far in the first place. It's important for a startup to at least look somewhat professional. Also since startups start with a single person or a few people someone needs to be meeting and greeting so business cards are a must IMO. I agree that maybe in your case if your a programmer or something and never meet people it may not be needed, but I think for most people its a good idea if its a small startup. Even if your not of the meet and greet type job role, you never know when business could come up outside of work at a ballgame or something. This is coming for someone who did startup a business and while meeting people was always asked for a business card. YMMV.

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    8. Re:Other bootstrapping tips... by Overzeetop · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You should get business cards if you ever talk to someone other than yourself in person. Heck, even if you just correspond, you should have them. Don't print them yourself - you've just proven to every other buisness that you're a temporary endeavor. Get simple business cards printed by your local shop or big-box office supply. One color on decent stock. The basic variety is about $20/1000. You can't print 'em, on your inkjet for that much. Spend a whopping $40-45 and you can get a nice linen cardstock.

      When you send out contact letters, drop a pair of cards into the envelope when you send it. One for the recipient, and one for they guy he knows who might be interested in what you do.

      Unless you really need the extra space of a small apartment, you might find lower rents in an all-professional office park. You only need 250-300SF, why pay for 500? Good, cheap office space runs about the same - or less - than residential space, and there's no worry of you getting kicked out for violating local zoning laws or your lease. I happen to have found a room in a local rec center for my office. It was the library on an old high school. I have 1000SF and pay $150/mo. (FYI - that's warehouse rates, don't expect to find it many places). It's not beautiful, but it has character, and it works wel for me. Heck, I'm only using 250SF of the whole thing right now - I'm the only employee.

      If you can subcontract work or have "employees" work shorter hours/at their home you can save money. I'm close to needing an office manager, but I know I can't hire one for 2080hr/yr, even if he/she ends up as receptionist. Just by talking to people I've found one woman who is highly recommended and does office mgmt for two or three other businesses. A few hours a month is worth her while and mine.

      Definitely on the equipment, and if you're careful keep an eye on ebay. That's how I got my main printer - a HP5siMX. With the duplexer and shipping it set me back $330, plus another $135 for a new fuser. Now I do short runs for three local non-profits at half the Kinkos rate, and it has paid me back for the fuser and a new toner. That's pennies, you say? Yes. And every one counts.

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    9. Re:Other bootstrapping tips... by abischof · · Score: 1

      Rather than getting office space, rent a bachelor apartment... this allows you to pay home rates for your phone line(s), internet access, etc...

      The only problem with "consumer level" Internet access (with cable modems, DSL, et al) is that you also get consumer-level guarantees. Businesses can get 99%+ uptime guarantees (or similar), but consumer access has no such provisions.
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      HTML/CSS coder for hire

    10. Re:Other bootstrapping tips... by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Offer people (more) flexible hours for reduced pay (ex: 70% of normal salary for 3/5 days work)..

      70% pay for 60% work? Sign me up!! Twice!

      --
      Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
    11. Re:Other bootstrapping tips... by HeyLaughingBoy · · Score: 1
      What a codemonkey needs with a storefront I don't know. I've just always wanted one.

      My first job after graduation was with a tiny company that was started in the owner's basement years before and then moved to a cheap storefront, then the building I started in. At least once I heard him claim that he would never have landed xxx major contract without that storefront. If you are meeting customers/clients, you need to project that image of stability first and foremost, and having "regular" physical presence reassures people.

      That said, I know at least one electronics manufacturer's rep that was run out of an old house because it was cheaper than commercial real estate. But they were selling products made by well known silicon valley companies.
    12. Re:Other bootstrapping tips... by NineNine · · Score: 1

      The only problem with "consumer level" Internet access (with cable modems, DSL, et al) is that you also get consumer-level guarantees. Businesses can get 99%+ uptime guarantees (or similar), but consumer access has no such provisions

      That's true, but unless you're running a web server in your apartment, that guarantee often isn't worth the 300% price difference. For my biz, I use our community's free wireless network. It's not 100%, but then again, I am truly bootstrapping my brick & mortar biz.

    13. Re:Other bootstrapping tips... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      free... wireless... network...

      Where the hell do you live and are there any available apartments?

    14. Re:Other bootstrapping tips... by NineNine · · Score: 1

      free... wireless... network...

      Where the hell do you live and are there any available apartments?


      Hehehehe... Yeah, it's a pretty progressive town. And did I mention... the connection is *fast*?? Much faster than any kind of DSL I've ever seen, or cable. It's closer to an unmetered T3. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go BitTorrent a few new movies to watch tonight. ;)

    15. Re:Other bootstrapping tips... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On paper it would be two transactions, in reality it would be none.

      Kenny? Is that you? Good old Kenneth Lay posting on /. who'd have thunk it!

    16. Re:Other bootstrapping tips... by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "# Don't get business cards until you absolutely need them (or print yourself as required)"

      The rest of your post was fine, but this is completely wrong. Business cards are dirt cheap to print at Kinko's or somewhere. What are you going to do when you meet potential clients/customers? Are you going to ask if they have a pen to write down your website or phone number? No, well, not if you want their business at least.

      Business cards are a great way to make contacts because it contains all of your important information, and depending on the card itself, lets you make a statement. They should be some of the first things you get when starting your business.

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  21. "Graphic designers" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    hiring GUI designers from popular skins download sites

    There's a reason these people don't already have jobs. Just look at the software. Or the site.

  22. Re:Prepare for SPAM! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this is a dupe post from a dupe article . come on mods, this is ridiculous.

  23. German Translation... by DaneelGiskard · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...I think the "local translator" for germany was called babelfish ;-) (or at least a close relative of it ;-)).

    Ok ok, it's not _that_ bad, but I guess it's been translated by either a non-native or a native with quite small technical understanding (translation of specific IT terms sound a bit funny...).

    1. Re:German Translation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sound a bit funny...

      don't you mean "sound a bit fishy"?

    2. Re:German Translation... by JediTrainer · · Score: 1
      Heh. Pick any two from:
      1. Fast
      2. Cheap
      3. Quality
      Sorry, can't have all three.
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      You can accomplish anything you set your mind to. The impossible just takes a little longer.
    3. Re:German Translation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      don't you mean "sounds like a little fish"?

  24. Re:Prepare for SPAM! by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 4, Informative

    This is a brand new account reposting a highly moderated comment from the previous slashdot story.

    While the comment remains true, I hope the mods will send him right back down to -1. It looks like a troll charging up karma to me.

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  25. Grandma please! by faust2097 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The recipe for their success was ... hiring GUI designers from popular skins download sites.

    Too bad they didn't hire any actual user interface designers [or at least a graphic designer for their website or even someone who could figure out that it doesn't draw scrollbars in Mozilla]. The 'skin' scene is nice if all you want is eye candy and shiny objects but little else. And looking at their software it doesn't even look like they listened to those desingers much.

    User interface design for software is not a paintjob or some quick usability fixes while you're in beta, it's a part of product development.

  26. You only need loads of cash if... by baine · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Your main goal is to immediately quit your current job. If your goal really is to start something new, then in many cases (but not all)your dedication and discipline will weigh more heavily than your financing.

    There's always the hours after your 9-to-5 (assuming it's a 9-to-5), and they are yours to spend as you wish. If you want to risk your time (and maybe a few of your buddies' time) on a venture that may or may not generate any income, the risk/benefit is pretty well in your favor.

    Yes, it is hard to be disciplined enough to find the time when you go home, or to treat it like a real project rather than a hobby, but these are matters of self control, and usually within a person's own determination.

    The moment you ask someone else to fund your venture, you are turning over some part of what determines success or failure to someone else.

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    1. Re:You only need loads of cash if... by nomadicGeek · · Score: 1

      I guess it depends on what type of business you are starting. I found it very difficult to get started as a part time business. It is difficult to do your business when all of your potential customers, suppliers, etc are also off from the normal work day.

      I also found that knowing that I was screwed if I didn't start making some money helped a great deal. Starvation is the ultimate motivator. As long as I still had a paycheck coming in, I didn't push myself as hard as I was forced to after quiting my job.

    2. Re:You only need loads of cash if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      two references to your "girlfriend" in the same post. I think you're trying to prove something.

      I also think that maybe you wouldn't be as proud of your real doll if you hadn't special ordered her.

    3. Re:You only need loads of cash if... by j.leidner · · Score: 1
      There's always the hours after your 9-to-5 (assuming it's a 9-to-5), and they are yours to spend as you wish.

      1. Most often in IT, if you take your job seriously, it's not 9-5.
      2. In some countries, the default by law is that software you develop in your spare time belongs to your employer, as long as you are under a full-time contract (so the case in Germany, not sure about the US). Many people have no clue about this, even those concerned.

  27. Drugs! by MarcQuadra · · Score: 2, Funny

    Go more than 500 miles away, make friends with local druggies, move up the chain, gain their trust. Do little deals for a while until you have the capital to pull a big one, rip off the supplier, move back home (or better yet, elsewhere) and sell off your stolen drugs while holding your ill-gained cash. Most mid-level pot/coke dealers aren't nearly as tough as they seem, they aren't going to go more than 500 miles out of their way to recoup under $5,000.

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    1. Re:Drugs! by the_mad_poster · · Score: 5, Funny

      Most mid-level pot/coke dealers aren't nearly as tough as they seem, they aren't going to go more than 500 miles out of their way to recoup under $5,000.

      I can't help but think that there's really only one way to learn this sort of thing...

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    2. Re:Drugs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Most mid-level pot/coke dealers aren't nearly as tough as they seem, they aren't going to go more than 500 miles out of their way to recoup under $5,000"

      Actually, we're tougher than you think, and thanks to your posting (and kind listing of where you live and who you work for), we know exactly where to find you.
      See you soon, dumbass.

      P.S. Some dude "99" contacted me. He wants to tag along and have a few words with you.

    3. Re:Drugs! by MarcQuadra · · Score: 1

      Actually yes, but I wasn't the jerk, I was a third party watching.

      I've seen this happen at least five times, where one of a group of five people grabs the cash AND the stash never to be seen again. For some odd reason all but one of the 'getaways' was to Florida or California. I guess that's where you want to go when you've got $5K, a few pounds, and people looking to kill you.

      That was several years ago though, maybe this 'generation Y-and-a-half' is a bit wiser.

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      "Sometimes, I think Trent just needs a cup of hot chocolate and a blankie." -Tori Amos on Nine Inch Nails
    4. Re:Drugs! by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      Wow... even drug dealers read slashdot!!! ;)

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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  28. Start Small by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 4, Insightful
    There is no law that says you have to leap right out of your current job and into a startup. If you are developing software, you and your developers are the most expensive part. Developing your product can be as simple as taking a few hours out a week and, well, develop it.

    Remember, Hewett Packard and Apple were started out of a borrowed garage.

    I am currently running a web developement firm and an ISP from my basement. It's not enough to quit my day job, but it does help line the pockets around the holidays. My market is small non-profits and family run businesses who are sick of dealing with large ISP's, and getting raped by web designers. My product is reliable service for a good price, and the ability to tweak the system to make it do what THEY want it to do.

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    "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
    --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    1. Re:Start Small by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Offering reliable service for a good price is expensive. How many independent T1 lines does your "ISP" have? Marketing your service costs even more, unless you know a lot of people or are a particularly good salesman.

    2. Re:Start Small by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      Offering reliable service for a good price is expensive. How many independent T1 lines does your "ISP" have? Marketing your service costs even more, unless you know a lot of people or are a particularly good salesman.

      The trick is to marry a good saleswoman. Especially one that does computer tutoring for upper-class seniors.

      As far as independent T1 lines, they are only as "independent" as your service provider. My customer's understand part of the reason WHY we are so cheap is because the service is run from my basement over a DSL line. If service were for some reason impaired for longer than a few hours (and it's never happened) I'd refund them the hosting fee for the time the service was out.

      They joy of knowing they customers and they knowing you.

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      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
  29. another reason to bootstrap.. by BigGerman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    .. is control.
    If you do it the VC way, they will force some people on your board, heck they will force you to _have_ a board. They call it "adult supervision". There is alot of flexibilty you are going to have to give up.
    I went through all circles of VC hell and finally decided to go slowly and by myself.

    1. Re:another reason to bootstrap.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " is control.
      If you do it the VC way, they will force some people on your board, heck they will force you to _have_ a board." ...eventually they will hand-pick a CEO from their own stable and you get to watch from the outside looking in as he runs it all the way to the Chapter 11 auction (accompanied by press releases assigning all blame to you).

    2. Re:another reason to bootstrap.. by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      "If you do it the VC way, they will force some people on your board, heck they will force you to _have_ a board."

      And this is not always a bad thing. Keep in mind that VCs WANT you to make as much money as you can, because its in their best interest for you to do it. Also keep in mind that they have a lot of business experience themselves, and can be valuable resources.

      Just cuz they may put some restrictions on things and seek control, doesn't mean that they are entirely a bad thing.

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  30. But how much does it cost? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The flashing graphics sent me into a trance ...

  31. your in luck a /. reader is doing it! by linuxislandsucks · · Score: 1

    Your are in luck a /. reader is doing it in real time and talkign about it on my blog..

    Current status ..paper work for LLc company formation is being prepared for incorporation ..expect approval back beg of Jan..

    Business plan is currently bering prepared for VC review in March to July 2004 time frame..I foudn a Buziness plan contest that allows me to get the review by VCs..

    First product release beg jabn 2004..

    and yes I contribute to opensource!

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    1. Re:your in luck a /. reader is doing it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      idiot. starting a company is not about doing the paperwork for an LLC. its about getting multiple customers and being in the black,

    2. Re:your in luck a /. reader is doing it! by fiftyfly · · Score: 1
      • 1) Establish LLC
      • 2) Search for VC funding
      • aaannd... the ever elusive 3) Take ESL classes
      • 4) Profit!
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    3. Re:your in luck a /. reader is doing it! by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      so you are wasting time then?

      paperwork for a LLC... why? there is no law that says you have to incorperate. be a business owner.

      Business plan? good idea... VC review? why? who in their right mind would want any VC scumbags near their dream? VC's are not interested in building a long-term anything.... they want a return ASAP.

      go slow, unless you are building a product that requires that you sell X units a day to survive, or X number of subscriptions... (Then your business model is horribly flawed.)

      I've been manufacturing a temperature board for a popular home automation controller for 2 years now. I make a 60% profit on each unit sold and I am about to expand into another product shortly... completely financed by the sales of the first unit.

      in about 10 years I'll probably need to start working at a real office but until then my expenses are extremely low and I actually made a profit last year.

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    4. Re:your in luck a /. reader is doing it! by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      ... hope the product isn't a spell/grammar-checker :-)
      Your are in luck a /. reader is doing it in real time and talkign about it on my blog.. Current status ..paper work for LLc company formation is being prepared for incorporation ..expect approval back beg of Jan.. Business plan is currently bering prepared for VC review in March to July 2004 time frame..I foudn a Buziness plan contest that allows me to get the review by VCs.. First product release beg jabn ) 2004.. and yes I contribute to opensource!
      1. your in luck (title) - You are or you're
      2. Your are - You're or You are
      3. talkign - talking
      4. beg - are you begging a VC or is this "beginning" :-)
      5. bering - being
      6. foudn - found
      7. jabn - Jan.
      8. opensource - open source
      This comment generated by Grammar Nazi 0.1.9-unstable :-)
    5. Re:your in luck a /. reader is doing it! by NineNine · · Score: 1

      You're not bootstrapping. "Paper work" for an LLC? You sign a form, send it to the state with a check, and you're done. There is no paper work.
      VC? That's the exact opposite of bootstrapping.

      But of course, based on your lack of reading/writing skills, maybe it takes you several months to sign a form and send it in...

    6. Re:your in luck a /. reader is doing it! by traskjd · · Score: 1

      I see a lot of replies here which are attacking this guys idea in some way. This is stupid - at least he is doing more than most people are doing, and i think that is the key. To be successful you just need to adopt the attitude to "just get it done". Most people spend their lives going on about stuff without ever actually just doing it. So before telling him he is wrong or that his spelling is bad (it's Slashdot - I'm sure he writes better when it matters) how about a bit of positive re-enforcement.

      Personally - good on you. I recently started a business myself in New Zealand. I'm developing the systems for the business now (software systems) and once complete I am looking forward to the challange of building the business. Best of luck.

  32. Re:Prepare for SPAM! by Chester+K · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "It's inconceivable to us that people wouldn't want to know about our valuable service!" How very self-serving.

    I think you're being a tad too cynical and perhaps just a little snotty. How else are they supposed to let you know that they have your information on file, and provide you an opportunity to remove it? I mean, even Majordomo sends out confirmation email.

    If they sent you some "newsletter" every day because you're a member, that I can see as shitty marketing, but a single email is hardly some spammy marketing blitz.

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  33. Re:Prepare for SPAM! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the fucking article should be removed from the front page then.

    Don't repost stories that will generate discussion that can have this happen.

  34. Slashdot tautology #101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
    "Lotto : A tax on people who are bad at math."

    While the above aphorism may be true. Think if you apply the same reasoning in an evolutionary framework. If you don't take a chance, you don't survive.

    The question is whether you can make that $1 do more for you than give you a 1 in 65,000,000 chance at retiring early.

    Teela Brown has to come from somewhere.

    1. Re:Slashdot tautology #101 by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      Too many people apply Darwin's theories (evolution and natural selection) to things they shouldn't.

      If you don't take a chance, you don't survive? That's totally misleading. I don't think evolution says anything about survivability based on chance. If anything the opposite could be just as correct: If you take a chance, you die! How do you know the status quo is not the way towards survival?

      If you are a scientist (i.e. someone following the path of science; not talking about scientist as a profession), lottories are a loss. You are worse off playing hte lottery than not. If you spend $200 per year, that's a $200 loss.

      Having said this, I DO spend some money on lotteries. BUT I only spend trivial amounts. My average spending on lotteries is around $5/year :)

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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  35. Yes (Re:Only problem... by dmorin · · Score: 4, Informative
    • Sketch out a business plan that gives you some clue of how much money you really need. Hint, you do not need a million dollars.
    • Pretend you're optimizing code and shrink the hell out of it. You don't need to pay for a hosting service above and beyond your cable modem in the basement. You don't need brand new machines when you can buy from ebay. You don't need an office, or business cards, or a travel budget. You don't need to hire person X if you can convince them to do it for free for version 1. Repeat ad nauseam.
    • Go out and get the stupid money. Ask relatives. Rack up credit card debt. Tell them you're making an independent film or something. Move back in with your parents if you have to.
    • Get customers. You may even find yourself a sugar daddy that likes your idea so much that they will pay up front, enabling you to do more sooner. This is how many startups get started, when a big company says "I am willing to be your only customer for awhile, even though I know you have no product, and I will pay you to build it, on the promise that I will get lots of profit once you really do have product."
    It's been done plenty of times before. It's not inconceivable once you have a better handle on how much you need. Everybody thinks they need a million dollars to start, but in reality you can probably get started for a few hundred or a few thousand. And if your idea has any legs, then raising a few thousand bucks should not be out of the realm of possibility.
    1. Re:Yes (Re:Only problem... by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Everybody thinks they need a million dollars to start, but in reality you can probably get started for a few hundred or a few thousand.

      It really depends on your idea. Some ideas can be implemented for $0. Others might take thousands, others will take tens or hundreds of thousands. Some ideas could take billions or trillions. They all might be ultimately profitable, but some have high startup costs, and some don't. It depends on the nature of the idea.

    2. Re:Yes (Re:Only problem... by dmorin · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Possibly true, but not useful thinking, because that causes everybody to assume that their idea will take a million dollars.

      I've long held the theory that although everybody (well, every geek) wants to run a startup, most of us are either too scared or lazy to do it and just in incredible denial. So while planning our startup we are on the lookout for the first insurmountable obstacle that we can point to and say "Woop, oh well, guess this can't happen." The easiest has always been "I need more money than I have", followed rapidly by things like "I need more time" and "I'll probably get crushed by the big players if I even attempt it."

      Geeks are incredible realists, which often means incredible cynics. If we can predict a gray area in the future of our plans, a spot where things might not work out, it is very difficult to ignore it. That is why it is often a good idea to team with a real business-minded entrepreneur who just plain does not think that way. They make a great pair. Engineer says why something will break, entrepreneur says why it does not matter.

      I have a good friend who is definitely more salesman than geek. I told him an idea. His response was, "I know right now who I could sell that to, if you can make it." But to me, the idea of "Will this sell?" was one of those gray areas that could easily be insurmountable -- assume it will not, therefore halt. But other personalities do not see it that way.

    3. Re:Yes (Re:Only problem... by MrAndrews · · Score: 1

      But along the same lines, those who see it as possible often can't sell the idea, and you are usually the one that spent the most energy and (in a lot of cases) could-have-been-billing-for-it time on the project, and you end up nowhere.

      Not that ending up nowhere is necessarily bad, but it's definitely a downer after a lot of hard work.

    4. Re:Yes (Re:Only problem... by dmorin · · Score: 1

      Isnt that the magic formula though? See Jobs/Wozniak, Gates/Allen -- one guy builds it, the other guy has the charisma (or balls) to sell it.

    5. Re:Yes (Re:Only problem... by Bytal · · Score: 1

      I have to say that business cards are a necessary expense. You wouldn't believe how many times I've been talking to someone about my business and realizing that I don't have a business card with me after they've asked for one. If you want people to remember you, don't rely on their memories, make sure they have all of your info on paper.

    6. Re:Yes (Re:Only problem... by dmorin · · Score: 1
      Fair enough. How about "Do not feel that you have to go out and hire a marketing and design firm to consult on your logo before purchasing 5000 copies of your business cards?"

      Starting up means going inexpensive. There will come a time when people will judge the quality of your product by how snazzy your business card is. But those are not the people that will help get your business off the ground. Those folks are better off getting the basic business card. Odds are that they're more likely to appreciate the fact that you're obviously not blowing your money.

    7. Re:Yes (Re:Only problem... by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2, Informative

      Possibly true, but not useful thinking, because that causes everybody to assume that their idea will take a million dollars.

      Anyone that stupid will soon be departed from their money anyhow. This thinking comes from the fact that a million dollars is pretty much the minimum you need to make a decent return without doing any real work.

      I've long held the theory that although everybody (well, every geek) wants to run a startup, most of us are either too scared or lazy to do it and just in incredible denial.

      I've done it. Twice. During the dot com craze I was making $5000 a month on a free homepage site before our main advertiser backed out. Stupidly, I abandoned the site when myself and two others were given $4 million in VC funding to work on another project. With only a small portion of the stock and only one seat on the board of directors, we were completely powerless over the fate of the company. After a year and a few months of fighting with the top management, I finally quit in disgust.

      So while planning our startup we are on the lookout for the first insurmountable obstacle that we can point to and say "Woop, oh well, guess this can't happen." The easiest has always been "I need more money than I have", followed rapidly by things like "I need more time" and "I'll probably get crushed by the big players if I even attempt it."

      The thing is, that's basically the case. Starting a business is very risky. Most people can't afford to take that risk. And big business just makes things even worse. The barriers to entry of the vast majority of already established businesses are insurmountable to most. If you have a unique idea or perfect timing you can eliminate a lot of these barriers, but for the most part, it takes money to make money.

    8. Re:Yes (Re:Only problem... by Bytal · · Score: 1

      Can't argue with that. Having a glossy, day-glo orange card with half naked girls on them and a designed by versace stamp is definitely going to eat into your budget.

      A regular white stock with a two color logo and the requisite information should go around $50 for printing 250-500 depending on the deal you get of course. The design might be a small problem if you're completly untalented in that area. I guess we were lucky in that at least one of the founders of the company is a pretty good designer :)

    9. Re:Yes (Re:Only problem... by jazman_777 · · Score: 1
      And if your idea has any legs, then raising a few thousand bucks should not be out of the realm of possibility.

      That all sounds great, and doable. Could anyone help me with a good idea?

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    10. Re:Yes (Re:Only problem... by cega · · Score: 1

      You can also pick up card stock from an office supply store and print your own. Card stock will run around $20.

      I agree on the logo design, but for a lot of companies the company name in a decent font is enough.

    11. Re:Yes (Re:Only problem... by skooba · · Score: 1

      my college psych professor once told me that the syndrome you describe is known as self-attribution. basically, the sufferer puts obstacles in his own path, so that he has an excuse to fail, or to not even try.

    12. Re:Yes (Re:Only problem... by frostman · · Score: 1

      I agree with most of your points, but what's the paranoia about business cards? I saw that in several posts already.... but decent business cards cost all of $25.

      I'm genuinely curious: is there some reason besides the $25 why people should not get business cards while bootstrapping the startup?

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    13. Re:Yes (Re:Only problem... by dmorin · · Score: 1
      I just think that business cards are symbolic (ironically so) that people somehow get it into their heads that the company is not real until they have a business card / letter head / sign on the front door, and therefore they spend wayyy too much attention on it. The ironic part comes when they discover the hard way that there was no company hiding behind the pretty business card.

      You're right, if done basic and cheap, they're fine. But like I said in another post, you dont have to go hire a designer to do them, either.

    14. Re:Yes (Re:Only problem... by dmorin · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The thing is, that's basically the case. Starting a business is very risky. Most people can't afford to take that risk. And big business just makes things even worse. The barriers to entry of the vast majority of already established businesses are insurmountable to most. If you have a unique idea or perfect timing you can eliminate a lot of these barriers, but for the most part, it takes money to make money.

      The interesting thing to me is that although we're talking "startup", how many people in the conversation are only thinking "dot com"? Startup can mean so much more. I encourage people to read something like "The Inventor's Notebook" which has much the same entrepreneurial spirit, but definitely does NOT take the stance that it takes money to make money, or that all the big companies have already become entrenched in all the big markets. On the contrary, it's usually the silly stupid inventions that catch on as a fad and become million sellers because somebody does NOT think "Oh well, a big company probably already did this."

    15. Re:Yes (Re:Only problem... by ShawnDoc · · Score: 1

      Roy+Walt Disney

    16. Re:Yes (Re:Only problem... by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      The interesting thing to me is that although we're talking "startup", how many people in the conversation are only thinking "dot com"?

      In this thread, I was specifically not thinking only about "dot com." You want to start a coffee shop, or a video store? That takes money, and quite a bit of it. And even then, you're not going to get any good locations, because all the huge chains have worked out exclusive deals with all the land owners in the best retail locations.

      I encourage people to read something like "The Inventor's Notebook" which has much the same entrepreneurial spirit, but definitely does NOT take the stance that it takes money to make money, or that all the big companies have already become entrenched in all the big markets.

      There are certainly exceptions, but for the most part, it does take money to make money. If you make a particularly unique invention, and you get lucky, you're one of the exceptions.

      On the contrary, it's usually the silly stupid inventions that catch on as a fad and become million sellers because somebody does NOT think "Oh well, a big company probably already did this."

      The vast majority of businesses don't involve inventions at all. Banks, casinos, resturants, utility companies... These things were invented a long time ago, and you're not going to own one without a lot of startup costs.

    17. Re:Yes (Re:Only problem... by dmorin · · Score: 1
      And even then, you're not going to get any good locations,...

      You're far more cynical than I would have expected from somebody that's already done 2 startups. Just soured on the whole experience? Did you not have this "everything will get in your way" attitude before you started the first one? I'm honestly curious. Do you feel as bad about the second one as the first? If you had to do it over again would you have stuck with the first?

    18. Re:Yes (Re:Only problem... by Caseyscrib · · Score: 1

      I am only 18 years old and have started a business with a great outlook. What dmorin said is correct, in that you really don't need that much money to start. The great thing about computers is that they enable you to start a dream with little or nil capital. You can start your project as a hobby and see where it takes you. I talked to my high school teacher Mr. Killion about my idea while he was teaching his MS Access unit. He said it was a great idea, so I borrowed a copy of Access 2000 and started tooling around. I got something pretty simple yet snazzy running, and showed a few guys at the pizza place I worked at. They loved the idea, and gave me tons of great feedback all of which i wrote down. Now that I knew the idea was a good one, I purchased a laptop on ebay and Academic Editions of Office Pro and VST with my college ID, saving roughly $800 on the software.

      I continued to improve my product and started telling a few friends about it. One of them asked if there was anything he could do to help, and I told him I needed help with sales.

      The sales area of my business was the roughest part for me, as I had multiple hits against me such as no prior sales experience, I look young for an already young age, and I had trouble 'upselling' my product - that is, hitting the points potential customers wanted to hear. So my friend and I got together a few mornings and just hit Pizza place after Pizza place. We had a really hot prospect, which got us both very excited. The manager was thrilled to see the program, and even more impressed when I told him I was the one who designed it. He said it was awesome, but would be even better if it had inventory management too!

      I was certain this sale was going to go great. I looked at my notebook, made all the changes he suggested, and spent the entire weekend developing the new inventory system. We went back there and he apoligized but the owner basically didn't want to spend any money.

      It was a big disappointment to both of us, but we still had an interest out there. My friend Greg had to go down to florida for school as the summer was ending, so we said our goodbyes and that was the end of my salesmen role for a while.

      I had just about given up when my mom (without telling me) had told our mechanic about my program. One afternoon while getting my car fixed he stopped into his shop for a second. He saw me and asked about my program and what it did. I started telling him, and since I had my laptop out at the time, I just started to walk him through it.

      He was blown away! "Wow this is AWESOME!", and "So many places could use something like this!" were just some of the many positive comments from him. After my little presentation, he said he happened to be related to the owner of a local pizza chain around here. I told him that I had tried to contact that chain, and that they had just blown me off. I gave him my card (always have these handy - give them to everybody you meet!) and told him I appreciated his efforts to speak with the owner of the local chain.

      Turns out he didn't have much success with the chain either.

      Then things changed for the brighter. The very next day his brother had come up to him and told him he was opening a Pizza and Sub Shop in Dracut, MA (www.spuckies.biz). He got very excited and said, "OMG OMG You've got to call this kid he's like 16 but he's a genious he's the next Bill Gates!". Not thinking much of it, Dennis, the co-owner of the new shop, took my card and checked out my website (www.digitalcommercesolutions.com \ www.dcsusa.biz - comming soon). He was blown away - "Career Opportunities, Head of Sales, Database Management Specialists?!?? - A kid did this???". He was certain it was the works of a major software corporation somewhere in America... but it was just me :)

      So I got a

    19. Re:Yes (Re:Only problem... by squaretorus · · Score: 1

      most of us are either too scared or lazy to do it
      Exactly. I've started up and it was hard and it still is but its a bucketload more fun that working for the boss! 90% of the businesspeople I meet are intellectually, socially, and every other way inferior to 90% of 'nerdyboys' Ive known. Get out there and try it chaps - its worth it!

      One word of warning though

      I have a good friend who is definitely more salesman than geek. I told him an idea. His response was, "I know right now who I could sell that to, if you can make it."

      Thats what EVERY salesman Ive ever met says about EVERY idea Ive ever told them. Having wasted a six figure sum paying these guys to sell stuff they claimed would be 'easy - I know 100 phone numbers who will DEFENITLY buy this' - its not that easy!

      Money is never the problem - its control! If theres one thing nerds like its control!

    20. Re:Yes (Re:Only problem... by forgoil · · Score: 1

      Just don't forget the dot com bubble... I am sure a bunch of the ideas where good (even though many more were moronic), but the business side was just plain never-going-to-work.

      I think the trick is to find the right businessminded person who wants to build a company with you, not create enormous amounts of buzz, go IPO, sell the stocks and move on...

    21. Re:Yes (Re:Only problem... by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      I started a small business recently with one of my friends and it failed. The #1 thing I learned is that you really need someone who can do sales/marketing/etc. Everyone on this site are tech-oriented. I don't think any of us are scared of new technology, or solving techincal problems and so on. The thing that we suck at is sales. One half of a tech-oriented business is marketing/promotions/sales. I think if you have a good idea, you should either find someone who is good at getting customers, or learn to do it yourself. There is a very good post above talking about cold calls. In our business, that's where we failed. Our business plan called for cold-calling but neither of us wanted to do it and weren't good at it.

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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  36. Re:Full Text - Karma Burn by OldMiner · · Score: 3, Funny

    Here's a karma burn. MOD PARENT DOWN!

    The site is large and not going to buckle under the load of Slashdot's linking it. Ads are few and non-obtrusive. No registration is required to view. Let alone the fact that copying the whole of the text is illegal. But, hey, since when did the typical /.er care about copyright infringement.

    Oh, and the text is mutilated. Our friendly AC replaced "power" with "penis size" in the final sentence. Then again, maybe that's why it's being modded up as insightful?

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  37. Re:Prepare for SPAM! by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

    When evaluating services like this, I want to see who's already there. I want to do this without calling attention to myself or anyone else. If I like what I see, then I'll participate further -- fill out a profile, hook up to already-registered friends, tell other people about it, etc. Forcing me to offer up five contacts as tribute violates this principle.

    www.mailinator.com

  38. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  39. Check your contract by Kelar · · Score: 3, Informative

    Many companies have you sign explicit NDA/Non-Compete agreements which will explicitly disallow you from doing any outside work.
    Some will even claim that any intellectual property created as a result of you working outside of work hours will be owned by them.
    Many people have been screwed by this in the past.

    1. Re:Check your contract by cubicledrone · · Score: 1

      Many companies constantly try to find highly intelligent, well educated, experienced, self-starter employees: exactly the kind of people who, if they had the opportunity, would probably start their own business.

      These companies then go on to lose these people because they try to force them into servitude instead of allowing them to help build the business.

      The servitude policies are almost always enthusiastically endorsed by middle management.

      --
      Business isn't willing to pay for products, innovation and careers, so we get brands, mortgage commercials and layoffs.
    2. Re:Check your contract by xtal · · Score: 1

      These contracts are not enforceable in many locales. Also, it's only a problem if they can prove you developed code while you were working for them: Who's to say you didn't write it all the week after you quit, for example.

      I make it clear that work done on an employer's dime and equipment is theirs. Work done on MY time and equipment is mine. Everyone should do the same.

      --
      ..don't panic
    3. Re:Check your contract by baine · · Score: 1

      Most of the NDA/Intellectual Property agreements I've signed in my career follow this paradigm. Whatever they pay me to do is theirs. What I do when I go home, so long as it isn't an infringement on their proprietary material, is mine.

      Usually, though, there's a non-compete clause that says you can't quit (or get fired) and release a competing product within a certain time frame (like 1 year). There are also usually clauses intended to prevent you from stealing employees from a former employer.

      The bottom line, however, is that if you approach this as creating an opportunity for yourself, rather than creating an escape route / f*#@ you maneuver, you're not likely to run into too more trouble than a semi-competent lawyer couldn't solve with a few hours of billable time.

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    4. Re:Check your contract by HeyLaughingBoy · · Score: 1

      You can also tell them about it when you start and make it a condition for employment. I did just that at my last job: waited until it was obvious they wanted me, then told them I had a small consulting business on the side that had no conflict of interest and didn't take up more than a few hours a week supporting existing clients and I didn't expect any new ones. Since it was all hardware development and I was being hired for software, I wasn't worried about IP violation, just that no one got on my case because they found out I had projects on the side.
      The VP of SW development had no problem with me doing that and was appreciative that I brought it up in the first place.

      Yeah, I know someone's going to whine, "in economic times like these..." Well, companies are *always* looking for good people. Odds are, if they spend a lot of money to find you, they won't waste more to find someone else just cause you work 10 hours a week on your own side business.

  40. Re:Full Text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    In order to increase our penis size, we'll have to examine all kinds of possibilities.

    Funny; I didn't see that in the original article.

  41. Re:Prepare for SPAM! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Majordomo doesn't insist that you sign up five "friends" who probably don't want to be signed up.

  42. How about starting the old fashioned way? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I started iDREUS (www.idreus.com) about a year ago. No investors, no loans. All operations are run off profit and yes we have been profitable for the last 4 months. All it takes is a good idea, hard work and making sure you treat your employees and customers like they are family.

  43. Working on it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My partner and I have an online service that we have launched with basically no money. We are entering our third month, and we are breaking even already. Actually made a peep of a profit last month.

    Since we have no money to play with, we find advertising to be the most difficult aspect of starting a business. We do the cheapest things imaginable, and quite often simply ask for established sites to support us, flat out. Google adwords helps also, especially since our keywords are cheap. For payment processing, we use paypal because we cannot afford the setup and gateway fees of a proper service.

    The site design and hosting was actually the cheapest part, as he is a graphic designer and I sling code and already have adequate hosting for our service. Hehe, I would post a link but no way can I survive a slashdotting, even a mild one. We have just enough to get by on.

    Anyway, we are not making a lot of money, but we started with almost nothing and are ( however pathetic ) profitable and growing rapidly. You just have to be creative, have a service people want, and be willing to beg for eyeballs sometimes. Good luck to anyone who is trying it. With a bit more money than we have to work with, you might do quite well. You will certainly get there faster than we are.

    1. Re:Working on it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What sort of business?

      Just curious.

    2. Re:Working on it by cpeterso · · Score: 1


      what's your company's URL? Slashdot is a great place to plug your company's service for free! ;-)

  44. Yeah, but it's for windows only... by pmelici · · Score: 1

    Unless I can't read, there is no *nix version of their chat software.

    So, their site gets ./'ed, but no one (well, *nix-inclined ./ readers at least) can even use the software... pitty.

    1. Re:Yeah, but it's for windows only... by pmelici · · Score: 1

      Ahem... I mean /., not ./.

    2. Re:Yeah, but it's for windows only... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course it's for windows!

      Linux types are too cheap to buy any real software, especially not any chat app.

      Your goal is to make money after all, not just look kewl to the other welshing /. user.

  45. Re:Full Text - Karma Burn by El_Smack · · Score: 1

    "Oh, and the text is mutilated. Our friendly AC replaced "power" with "penis size" in the final sentence."

    You gotta admit that the story is much more compelling with the mutilated text.

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  46. local talent too expensive? by fermion · · Score: 4, Insightful
    using the web to find native translators instead of using over priced local ones

    Where have we heard that before. Are we now advocating shipping jobs offshore as long as it saves a lot of money and does not affect quality? Or is it that these jobs were not IT positions, so no one cares.

    Anyway, the whole post sounds like an advertisement. Hope /. got comensated.

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    1. Re:local talent too expensive? by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      I don't have any problem with people shipping jobs offshore. It's what they do with the money that they save that concerns me.

    2. Re:local talent too expensive? by gnuber · · Score: 1
      Anyway, the whole post sounds like an advertisement. Hope /. got comensated.

      The last /. article on Huminity was also a thinly disguised ad (called Huminity "the technology of the year"). Too bad /. editors don't do a better job vetting submissions for this commercial crap. Bootstrapping start-ups is an interesting topic though, IMHO.

  47. Translation ? by nsebban · · Score: 3, Informative

    Are you sure they paid someone to translate pages ? The french translation must have been made by some guy who had never talked french before :)

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    1. Re:Translation ? by An9n · · Score: 1

      The japanese copy as well!

      Is this machine-translated? If not, I'd be curious of _where_ this "translator" is local to!

      Japanese do not do well with machine translation.
      Take my advise don't put text on your site without having it checked.

      my 2 cents

  48. Michael, this is a TROLL story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was the last time /. posted "Huminity".

    They're hawking a SPAM harvest bot. This is garbage technology. It's a Pump and Dump scam.

  49. Bootstrapping a startup... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 4, Funny
    Isn't is usually:

    # Boot automatically after 30 years.
    timeout 30

    # By default, boot the first entry.
    default 0

    # Fallback to the second entry.
    fallback 1

    title Working for Myself
    root (hd1,0)
    kernel /vmlinuz

    title Working for the Man
    # Always likes to put itself first hrumph
    rootnoverify (hd0,0)
    makeactive
    chainloader +1

    title Begging for Change
    root (hd1,0)
    kernel /vmlinux home=/dev/null
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    --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
  50. Pretty Shiny Buttons by MrBlic · · Score: 1

    Does anyone recognize any of the mechanics of the App? I'm wondering how it was written. It doesn't look like a typical MFC or wxWindows Application. I don't think they did all their own controls...

    ????

    -Jim

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  51. The $700.00 toilet seat... by djh101010 · · Score: 3, Informative

    ...was an entire inside wall of a compartment from an airplane, with an integrated toilet seat. It's held up as an example of wasteful government spending, but it's not as represented. I'd expect the hundred-dollar-hammer and similar stories probably have similar truths behind them.

    Not saying governments don't waste our money, but this one just plain is misrepresented.

    1. Re:The $700.00 toilet seat... by teraph · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'd expect the hundred-dollar-hammer and similar stories probably have similar truths behind them.

      Yes, it does:

      http://www.govexec.com/dailyfed/1298/120798t1.htm

    2. Re:The $700.00 toilet seat... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not a hammer, it's a manual nail insertion device. Even the US Government can buy a hammer for $6, the extra is for making it to their standards.

    3. Re:The $700.00 toilet seat... by Nate+Fox · · Score: 1

      there are $100 hammers out there. W/ the heads made of titanium, they're extremely light. you can pound nails all day and not have a sore/tired arm after the first 5 min.

      http://www.dajosales.com/titham14ozwo.html

    4. Re:The $700.00 toilet seat... by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Another factor is hiding skunkworks money.

      Pentagon contractor buys $8000 ream of paper. At least that is what shows on the official books. Somewhere (possible in someone's head) it is broken down as: $5 ream of paper + $7995 to develop new WMD.

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  52. Re:Shame they didn't have someone design their sit by MrResistor · · Score: 1

    Problem solved: it's been slashdotted into oblivion!

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  53. Good thing you downloaded a business plan... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...because your presentation and writing skills seem like they're not up to the task.

  54. I don't want.. by jvagner · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ..a "start-up" again, I just want my own business(es).

    As it is right now, I have 4-5 (another is launching) small virtual businesses of my own, each of which contributes a nice solid chunk of money to my bottom line every month. You add them all up, and I'm doing as well as I ever did.

    I may have to take on 2 people soon, and that's fine. It's all within my cashflow. My wife and a friend are look at a real-world, bricks-and-mortar (sorry) business, so that will be another thing on my to-do list.

    I'll leave the gamesmanship to others. There's plenty of work and money around. The money people screwed me (and plenty of you) the first time around; I won't let it happen again.

    [And no, I had nothing to do with it -- I was the CTO at a company that got taken down when the CEO took up with investment bankers. We were otherwise cashflow positive then, too.]

  55. they use open source software but develop by hansoloaf · · Score: 1

    said software for Windows only? How about developing one for *nix? and for Mac too? han solo

    1. Re:they use open source software but develop by BigBir3d · · Score: 1

      Why? Open source does not equal *nix/*bsd/Mac.

      A sound business model involves getting the maximum return for the minimum investment. They want to do the work only once. They are producing software. 95% of desktop PC's run Windows of some version. Seems like an obvious solution to me.

  56. Outsourcing IT overseas? by Kombat · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Part of their "recipe of success":

    using the web to find native translators instead of using over priced local ones

    Did I miss something? Aren't we opposed to outsourcing jobs overseas? Don't our big tech companies consider us "overpriced local programmers?" So, when it's a little guy, outsourcing to cheap, overseas labour is "innovative," but when IBM/Sun/Microsoft/Dell does it, it's Anti-American, and worthy of a global-scale boycott?

    --
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    1. Re:Outsourcing IT overseas? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No kidding.
      Damn I wish I had some mod points today.

  57. Startups by Brandybuck · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How many of us thought that it can't be done due to costs, the need of big bucks and convincing some snotty VC? Well it didn't stop these guys.

    Those with short attention spans are doomed to repeat recent history.

    Unless your startup needs a factory, gobs of employees, or other extensive capital, you don't need megabucks, only kilobucks. No need for snotty VCs, selling off rights to future IP, etc. It's still hard, but 95% of existing businesses have done it.

    You just have to start small. One of the worst legacies the dot.boom left us was the general perception that businesses have to be large to be successful. Nothing could be further from the truth. I don't have the current statistics, but last I heard them a few years ago, 80% of businesses in the US had 20 or fewer employees. In other words, small business is king.

    I've worked closely with many individuals who have started businesses from scratch. It's not cheap, but it doesn't require millions from venture capitalists. Your credit cards, retirement savings, relatives and a trip to the local bank are often all that's needed to start out small. And small is all that you need. You'll be working your butt off eighteen hours a day, but you can do it.

    If this is software, you've got a headstart over most other businesses, since you don't need to carry inventory, rent warehouses, or run factories. All you need are salesmen and developers. The developers may be expensive, but your salesmen will be cheap, since they'll be bringing in their own paychecks. As a bonus, your product is infinitely reproducible at no cost. Heck, you can even contract out development to bring in cash flow while your main product is getting ready.

    Your hardware isn't going to be that expensive, if you stop thinking like a gamer. You can get away with old i386 or Sparc5 boxes for your servers. If the software is ultimately an end-user product, you'll need a variety of current hardware to test on, but otherwise it's a luxury you can't afford.

    --
    Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
    1. Re:Startups by cubicledrone · · Score: 1

      and a trip to the local bank

      Where you will be stared at as if you had just landed from Neptune.

      Unless you have some nice juicy collateral, that is. Something on the order of a paid-off half million dollar commercial complex that the bank can sink five-ton chromed hooks into for a $20,000 loan at 28% interest and $4800 in up-front fees (which must be paid out of the loan, so you get to pay 28% interest on the fees too).

      Oh, and don't even think about the SBA. lol It would cost you the whole $20,000 just to complete the fuckin' paperwork (and you'll still get turned down).

      Give up the "I'll get a loan" dream. It ain't going to happen.

      --
      Business isn't willing to pay for products, innovation and careers, so we get brands, mortgage commercials and layoffs.
    2. Re:Startups by GregWebb · · Score: 1

      Wasn't Cisco initially funded by maxing out the founders' credit cards?

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      Greg

      (Inside a nuclear plant)
      Aaaarrrggh! Run! The canary has mutated!

    3. Re:Startups by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is not really true. I cofounded a consultanting business and within six months had a $60K small business credit line at reasonable interest rates with no collateral or assets.

      Now 2 years in that credit line is at 100K and they've offered short-term loans up to 250, although the terms are pretty harsh.

      IMO its not enough to "go big fast" but it sure does smooth the bumbs out of the start small and grow organically strategy.

      In short - the parent is an exaggeration.

    4. Re:Startups by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and within six months had a $60K small business credit line at reasonable interest rates with no collateral or assets.

      Horse. Shit.

    5. Re:Startups by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      Where you will be stared at as if you had just landed from Neptune.

      If you walk in without a proper business plan, no cosigners or references, wearing a ratty Slashdot teeshirt, then you might as well stay home and bitch about how unfair the world is.

      But banks are in the business of loaning money. It won't be easy, but that's what they're there for. Don't go to a large national bank like BofA. Go to a local community bank instead. Yes, you're probably going to need collateral, but it will be on the order of your home, and not a half million dollar complex. Nothing worthwhile in this world is easy, and starting a business least of all, but most things are still possible.

      I'm not talking hot air here, I've seen it done up close with some friends. Starting a business is very risky, and the banks know it. But they'll loan to you if you can lessen the risk to them. A quality business plan, collateral, cosigners, other sources of funding, etc., will help do that.

      The old saying that "you can only get a loan if you don't need a loan" is true. So demonstrate to the bank that you don't need a loan. If you really *do* need a loan, then starting a business is not for you. This isn't a catch-22. If you can't sell yourself to at least one relative or friend to be a cosigner, how the heck are you going to sell your product once you're in business? If you can't manage to build up enough personal worth to own a home to use as collateral, how the heck can the bank trust you to build up the business to be able to pay them back?

      Getting the loan is the easy part. The hard part is risking your entire future, working sixteen hour days for the next five years, earning less money than your employees, and going through aspirin and rolaids by the bushel. If you can't imagine doing that joyfully with a smile the entire time, don't bother to apply for the loan.

      Wisdom of the day: If you think it's impossible, then it is... for you at least.

      --
      Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
    6. Re:Startups by cubicledrone · · Score: 1

      Yes, you're probably going to need collateral,

      You will need collateral. Period.

      A quality business plan,

      $10,000 and six months, and the bank better know your business, or you're denied before they ask if you'd like some coffee.

      collateral,

      Real Estate or liquid assets. Six figures worth, at least.

      cosigners,

      Nobody is going to co-sign on a business loan. They'd rather at least have stock instead of 100% risk, no reward.

      Starting a business is very risky, and the banks know it.

      Awww, the poor boo-boos. I love it how bank employees (who count money in air conditioned buildings for a living) are the oracles of all business knowledge. The average bank officer couldn't start a business with a map.

      They will politely ignore you until they get bored, then they will ask you the unanswerable question: what makes you think your business will succeed? There is no correct answer to that question, and if you attempt to answer it, your loan will be denied. Then the meeting will be abruptly concluded because the bank employee has to get back to ignoring their voice mail, and ain't no loan happening today.

      If you can't manage to build up enough personal worth to own a home to use as collateral, how the heck can the bank trust you to build up the business to be able to pay them back?

      Great, then if you can do all that, what the fuck do you need a loan for? Self-finance through product sales and tell the gold-coat wearing, SUV driving, platinum card Ms. Suburbia behind the "fuck you" desk at "We're your partner as long as you keep shoveling those fees" bank to park it.

      Only a complete asshole would ask a relative or friend to co-sign on a business loan. Co-signing is the worst of all possible partnerships. All risk, no reward, no control.

      I've heard so many stories about "fuck yous" from banks that it's becoming its own cliche. Watching entrepreneurs drag themselves out to the parking lot after being told how much they suck is entertainment for bank employees.

      Without collateral, there are no loans. Banks want 12% backed by GUARANTEED LIQUID ASSETS. Nobody gives a fuck about the business.

      --
      Business isn't willing to pay for products, innovation and careers, so we get brands, mortgage commercials and layoffs.
    7. Re:Startups by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      With that attitude, I can easily see why you never get a loan.

      --
      Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
    8. Re:Startups by cubicledrone · · Score: 1

      What the fuck does my attitude have to do with getting a loan? Oh, I have to kiss ASS to get a loan, right?

      Fuck that. I work harder than any ten bank employees. The one time I approached the all-knowing blow-dried loan person to discuss it I was treated like wet dogshit. They called people in from other offices to tell me to fuck off.

      At the time I had a SELLING PRODUCT that I built from BORROWED scratch. I worked my ass off for two years to do it and funded it with four hours of lost sleep and one meal a day.

      I put in 18 hour days as a matter of routine. I didn't take a day off or have a vacation for well over two years. I slept at my broken-down desk for months at a time.

      There is not one person at that FUCKING bank that could handle ONE DAY of that schedule. They don't give a shit about anything except a nice big house with Corian countertops they can collateralize for 10 cents on the dollar, wrap it in a perfect credit report and shove it right back up their customers' asses.

      They get cash up front and ongoing, 12% interest and four-figure fees with double collateral and the whole fucking thing is guaranteed by my ever-fuck-loving tax money and confiscatory service fees. I don't believe a fucking word they say and I'm not going to suck ass for their fragrant bullshit loan.

      --
      Business isn't willing to pay for products, innovation and careers, so we get brands, mortgage commercials and layoffs.
    9. Re:Startups by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      What the fuck does my attitude have to do with getting a loan? Oh, I have to kiss ASS to get a loan, right?

      Asking the loan officer if you're supposed to kiss his fucking ass is a guaranteed way not to get the loan. If you keep at it long enough, they might even bar you from entering the bank, giving you further evidence of their vileness.

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      Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
    10. Re:Startups by cubicledrone · · Score: 1

      Nah, they'd never bar me from the bank. They believe in my business enough to keep sucking service fees out of my account every month, just not enough to help expand it, even though we turned a profit in our second year. That's right, we built a PRODUCT in year ONE and turned a PROFIT in year TWO.

      It's probably because I don't drive a Navigator and have salt and pepper hair, wire-rimmed glasses and a leather checkbook cover.

      --
      Business isn't willing to pay for products, innovation and careers, so we get brands, mortgage commercials and layoffs.
  58. Work Your Tail Off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I started a software company as an experiment a couple of years ago. After a lot of long nights it is slowly getting to the point where I might be able to make a living at it. I have one full-time employee now and I manage to take a couple K out each month. Through the whole process I have worked another job to pay the bills. My take on your question is that nothing is going to get you off the ground but hard work. Nobody is going to throw money at you. Build a simple product that works well and performs better than what is out there. People will buy it, distributors will find you. But you have to work hard and be dilligent about quality or you shouldn't even start.

  59. Franchise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sell franchises to raise capital, patent unique concepts/devices, grow like mad by keeping costs/profits low...

    Startups are easy, just a few hundred get's a business "legal". Finding people to buy stuff and then delivering are the hard parts. Actually selling stuff is not so hard either, nor is delivering "something". Creating something that a customer finds useful enough to get them to make another purchase(or recomend) is really the hard part. Without that you won't last. Really big succesful startups look at consumers for long term revenue streams. Take TiVo for example, if you want to know howto do it, study them.

  60. Best Porn on the Web Guide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Throw the top ten at em for free, then charge
    $10 for access to the guide!

    Jeesh - come on use your head a little (chuckles)

  61. Well by mindstrm · · Score: 1

    IT's because, well, it's like reverse marketing. You might think it's dressed up nicer, and their methods are better, but... it's the same thing.

    How is it different than, say, some spammer that sends you email saying "Log into this website to have your personal info removed from our database"

  62. Re:GNU does this too and I hate it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah because it's set to Japanese now right? Smarten up.

  63. Huminity which has been on /. before. by kayen_telva · · Score: 2, Insightful

    and thats two times too many. crappy website. crappy product. htf does this stuff make front page ??

  64. The ol' band wagon. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hate to say it but it looks like someone found a formula that works. The catch is that someone with a lot of money will use this "new" strategy to make more money and crush the little guys. A few will get thru but not many.

    Run guys! Run! Here they come!

  65. CompleteLinux.Info startup by mybecq · · Score: 1

    CompleteLinux.Info is my startup.

    As a Linux Admin, one thing I have realized I'm not very good at is marketing -- I tried Google AdWords, but I didn't get a high-enough hit ratio to survive.

    Maybe it is just hard to produce a non-free product or service for the open-source community. Of course, if the demand is there, I'm sure businesses would be the ones to provide the cash-flow...

    (DNS seems to be an issue right now though.)

  66. The book "Under the Radar" covers this big time. by obiwan2u · · Score: 3, Interesting
    The book Under the Radar by Arnold Kling (available on Amazon.com) goes into the subject of low overhead startups in great detail. The book has the subtitle "Starting Your Net Business Without Venture Capital".

    One of the big points made in the book is that the incredible overhead of venture capitalists can, and often does, sink a startup company.

    The book covers Arnold Kling's attempt to start homefair.com (an online real estate service) way before anybody had a clue about what the Internet could do for real estate. It's funny/frustrating to read how many clueless bankers and real estate agents blew him off.

    --
    Ben in DC
    "It's the mark of an educated mind to be moved by statistics" Oscar Wilde
  67. Re:Shame they didn't have someone design their sit by nocomment · · Score: 1

    no kidding,

    The recipe for their success was: open source, clustering $100/mo servers, using the web to find native translators instead of using over priced local ones and hiring GUI designers from popular skins download sites.

    With all the money they saved maybe they should hire somebody to do these things.

    And for the love of god, make your page have scroll bars! I'm in Galeon, and the only way I could scroll through the mirrors was by click-dragging my mouse to highlight things. Very annoying.

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  68. My own experience with snotty (and clueless) VC by Mark_in_Brazil · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Heh. "Snotty VC" in the blurb reminded me of 1999, when I was employee #4 at a software startup. The company makes software for a specific type of business. Through tests we had done, we could prove that we were capable of increasing profits for companies in the target market by 25%-100%.
    Unfortunately, as I said, it was 1999. Smart VCs like John Doerr had seen good business opportunities in companies like Yahoo!, Amazon, AOL, and others, and made huge wads of $$$ for their firms through shrewd investments. The clueless wannabe VCs apparently missed the point that-- internet or not-- the success of investors like Doerr was based on careful evaluation of business plans and business models. The Doerr wannabes apparently said to themselves "John Doerr made a lot investing in internet companies, so we have to do the same." I figure that's how multiple internet pet shops and ridiculous internet businesses got funded, with many even going to IPO without having anything resembling profit in the foreseeable future or even a decent roadmap to achieving profitability. In /. terms, many of these companies did indeed leave out step 4 before claiming that step 5 would be "Profit!"
    Getting back to how this was relevant to my personal experience, the founders of the company (employees #1 and #2) would make their presentation to some VC, again, showing that the company's software could produce billions of dollars of value for companies in the target market, and the response was almost always the same: "OK, but what's your internet story?"
    Most of them were really snotty, saying that "these days," anything that isn't internet-based doesn't have a chance, or something equally short-sighted and clueless. But they said it with such authority and such snottiness that it would make even the strong of stomach want to vomit.
    At the time, I said "Let's just change the name of the company to 'e-(Real Name of Company)-dot-com' and we'll be swimming in money!
    After that, I became a big fan of F**kedCompany, which now seems to include non-dot-coms a lot more than it used to. Back in the day, it was more focused on reporting disasters in dot-coms that probably never should have been funded. Every time I saw another online business with no clear sustainable revenue stream (the $$$ from idiot VCs desperate to pour money into anything dot-com doesn't count-- it has been proven not to have been sustainable) go down the toilet, with an amusing report on F**kedCompany, I would snicker and say to myself "Yeah, I've got your internet story RIGHT HERE!"

    --Mark

    --
    "It is nice to know that the computer understands the problem. But I would like to understand it too." --Eugene Wigner
  69. Easy get SCO investors by memmel2 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    1.) Get the names of SCO investors 2.) Bilk them for a few bucks 3.) Profit

  70. In case the parent is Slashdotted. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No favors They've decided to go it alone, without venture capital. Meet some Israeli bootstrap start-ups. Batya Feldman 1 Dec 03 16:54 In recent years, there have been quite a few entrepreneurs wandering around with good ideas (at least in their heads), but unable to raise capital. There are no more angels willing to invest hundreds of thousands of dollars. The number of venture capital funds making seed investments has sharply contracted, and those still willing to invest do so only after long and painstaking study, especially in cases of entrepreneurs without prior experience. The chasm between the supply of technology entrepreneurs and the demand for them is evidence that the great high-tech and venture capital crisis did not suppress the spirit of the average Israeli entrepreneur. Last week, Walden Israel general partner Eyal Kaplan told "Globes" that following a lecture at the Israel Center for Management (MIL) start-up forum, he was handed 17 business plans by new companies seeking financing. The situation is similar at other funds that have announced plans to make seed investments. But it turns out that there is another way, too: "bootstrap companies" in the venture capital jargon. These are entrepreneurs who simply go it alone rather than making the rounds from one venture capital fund to another. To those who wonder, the phrase originated in the tales of Baron Munchausen, who described how he saved himself from drowning by using his own bootstraps. Translated into the language of high-tech, the concept refers to a company that finances itself. No venture capital and no directors. Can you imagine? It was possible to find such Israeli companies in the late 1980s and early 1990s, before the domestic venture capital industry began to flourish. Dov Moran's M-Systems Flash Disk Pioneers (Nasdaq: FLSH) and Yanki Margalit's Aladdin Knowledge Systems (Nasdaq: ALDN) were just two of the companies that established themselves almost without external financing. They developed an idea, then a product, and initial sales were miniscule. Company growth was directly related to success on the market. "The funds were in the bunker" Nir Ben-Halevy and Oren Rossen are the entrepreneurs and sole employees of start-up Huminity. Rossen was previously an analyst at Investec Israel (TASE:INSI) and Ben-Halevey was a member of the high-tech team at Deloitte and Touche - Brightman Almagor. Over a year ago, they decided to found a company based on the concept of a social networking product that combines chat and instant messaging, enabling users to share their personal networks. After a brief round among the venture capital funds, they realized that they could not raise money and decided to go it alone. Ben-Halevy reminisces, "A year ago, it was simply impossible to raise money from the funds. They had gone down into the bunker. We believed that if we had a working product, their attitude might change. We believed that we could get it up and running on our own." Ben-Halevy and Rossen left everything behind, moved to Turkey to lower costs and for the past year dedicated themselves to developing the product. Last month, they announced that they had raised $2 million, at a company value of $10 million, after money, from the same venture capital funds they had approached previously. The deal is now being closed. This time, they came to the funds with a working product and 400,000 registered users. "We did everything very cheaply. We developed the product on an open source code system. It's true that Oracle's (Nasdaq:ORCL) system is more stable, but on the other hand we don't pay a $5,000 a month license fee," says Ben-Halevy. Huminity's open code-based product also allows the company to obtain the help of the operators community. "Why pay a lot when you can pay a little? We slashed costs. We didn't buy a big computer the size of a washing machine. We work with clusters. In the US, it's possible to rent a server for $100 a month, instead of buying a server for tens of thousands of dollars." Huminity's entrepreneurs were also creative in t

  71. Patents! by TwistedSquare · · Score: 2

    Patents are the best way to protect your IP while trying to sell ideas. Find a patentable idea, outlay to patent it, then you have a solid basis to try and and sell it/licence it.

  72. Only way to treat a trolldupe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) It's a troll story.
    2) It's a dupe.

    why not re-cycle comments in this case?

  73. Problems with software start up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can you spell F-R-E-E--W-A-R-E or O-P-E-N--S-O-U-R-C-E competition?

  74. Startup Incubator by Ranger · · Score: 1

    Let's play buzzword bingo today. Get out a scrap of paper and write down all the buzzwords you can think of. Try these on for size: leverage, startup, incubator, robust, enterprise, blah, blah, blah ...

    I worked for a now defunct non-dot-com company that tried to become a dot-com and it succeeded in the fact that it failed like so many other dot-coms. One of the more hare-brained ideas was for an incubator incubator. I think he meant a some kind of factory for minting startup companies.

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  75. Re:Shame they didn't have someone design their sit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hello friend.

    I encourage you to use the Jihad's database tool in your karma whoring efforts.

  76. It's funny because it's true by cortez · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I recently took a new products development class as part of my MS Management of Technology degree (shameless plug: UNH MS MOT) and what the above poster described is mostly true. Other sources of funding include:

    Government grants (Matt-Lesko-style)

    Government small business loans (these are largely the reason for Subway's growth since franchisee's typically take one out to open a Subway.)

    Your Rich Uncle

    An angel investor. An angel investor typically will invest in early-stage companies to help them get going. They are tough to find, but usually have lots of experience and business acumen to help you out. Like other forms of VC, these want a return on their investment, but will want you to be heavily involved in the company, which means you will own your IP.

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    Paizurishitetai desu ka?
    1. Re:It's funny because it's true by cortez · · Score: 1

      I suck. I put the wrong URL for my program, I dont go to UVM anymore! The correct link is here.

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      Paizurishitetai desu ka?
    2. Re:It's funny because it's true by squaretorus · · Score: 1

      First lesson you should learn from ANY degree course is that 90% of what they teach you is bollocks.

      Government grants, throughout the globe, are only given to companies who will succeed anyway - or who are working on a politically 'nice' area. I've run my own business since 93 and havent met ONE entrepreneur with a good thing to say for them.

      Rich uncles are well and good - but they can be a bigger pain in the ass than the bank because they think you owe them. UNless youve always had a strong relationship with your uncle avoid avoid avoid.

      Angels. Angels are only in it for the VERY short term in most cases. Drop in sub-100K and get out within a 2-3 year window with >250K. Thats your basic angel sum. You do NOT own your IP as the Angel wants to own some of the company - depending on the angel and perceived risk 50 to 90% is not uncommon.

      So - some truth to what you say. But not the whole picture. It still just boils down to credit cards, mortgage extensions, and eating toast 3 times a day.

  77. Capitalism my ass! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tallgreen brings something else to my mind...l Very lucrative in the artificially regulated market we have here in the U.S.

  78. Biggest problem I see is... by phaln · · Score: 1

    ...that they went about getting someone in skin design (where they don't have to cater to a mass audience at all) to do the GUI rather than someone who actually specializes in GUI development for applications and sites intended for a mass audience.

    Right now it looks rather amateur and sparse, with little in the way of attractive design sensibilities. The "As Seen on TV"-like presentation of the software in the main content window doesn't help any. When people see bad effort in a GUI -- that's their first impression from people about the underlying software. People (in a mass audience, with abundant worries about viruses and spyware) these days get skittish about downloading from sites that look bad, and doubly so if it's an application they want you to download. It's simple psychology.

    Don't get me wrong -- I wouldn't mind having some software like this to get in contact with and find new business prospects. In fact, I welcome it and may very well see if it gets me anywhere. I'd just like to see them look to people whose living comes from real-world GUI experience and some semblance of understanding of the "why" of design.

    Just some advice from a peer in the trenches.

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  79. Whatever happened to "start small" by tjstork · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It seems like a lot of developers have great ideas for programs that will make "lots" of money if they only had about 10 million to develop them.

    My bet with my own shareware company is to start small and hang in there. Right now it is just a job for when I come home, but eventually, hopefully, it will build up to something.

    I know a few guys that run brick and mortar and web based businesses, and there whole secret is persistence. Just, start small, then, hang in there. Look how long Linux hung in at the hobbiest level before it really took off? How was 1994, 1995, etc, for Linux? Really? Those were some lean years.

    Start small, keep building, then, hang in there. Either you will make it or you won't.

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  80. Business success via Slashdot spamming? by nneb · · Score: 1
    An anonymous reader writes... social networking software Huminity... The recipe for their success was:...
    Might be entirely unfair, but it appears part of their "recipe" was getting multiple posts on Slashdot to expose as many geeks as possible to their "me-too" business.
    1. Re:Business success via Slashdot spamming? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cant beleive spamming /. can be done... getting a story to /. is not that easy.

      An Anonymous Coward who wasent successful so many times.

  81. Addendum by phaln · · Score: 1

    Trillian is a brilliant example of a site that's taken the point I made into account. They invested in a good designer to build one hell of a website, and the default skin. And a good designer doesn't have to cost an arm and a leg, especially with the market we've all just pulled through.

    After that, let people go to town and skin it however they want. It's all in the first impression.

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    SNACKS ARE AWESOME
  82. Its easier than you think by insanechemist · · Score: 1

    I'm in the middle of a bootstrapping enterprise right now - its not IT but the idea is the same. My savior has been buying surplus. My field is a bit more 'old school' than IT, and I need to worry about regulatory issues (chemicals). That said, I've been able to rent space ($500/mo), get permitted, buy basic lab equipment for about 10% of original cost, and use my own skillz to put together a web site, business cards, brochures etc.

    I will say a business plan helps a lot - even if you don't follow it to the letter. It does give you a place to start and forces you to think about what you want to do and who your customer is. It may all change by the time the business is running, but it at least does make you think.

    The hardest part of the business is ahead however. Its pretty easy to get a spot and make some pretty cards up - the rubber hits the road when you start going to trade shows and calling old industry chums trying to get people interested. Luckly at this point its pretty cheap to keep the business open so some patience and marketing should start the revenues rolling in.

    Then the question becomes - how do you handle growth?...

  83. maybe they did by SideshowBob · · Score: 1

    Given that they hire their GUI designers from popular skins download sites, they probably did have their 'experts' design their website too.

    Aren't flashy skins good UI???

  84. Where are they making money? T-Shirts? by bigredradio · · Score: 0

    I read the article and maybe I missed something. They talk about how they cut costs and have a burn rate of $3,500 a month. Great, but I don't see how they are even going to break even by selling T-Shirts and coffee mugs. Didn't they learn that a business has to be able to make money? Just because you have a popular software product does not put any money in the bank if you give it away. Just ask AOL. They are a giant as far as market share, and yet they are burning through more than they can ever get back in profits. Develop a product and take two routes. Open Source - for fun, or Commercial software for a business. You can't have both.

  85. REAL waste by NineNine · · Score: 1

    I worked for a label company at one point. By "label", I mean stickers. This company made stickers that you'd put on lawnmowers (Do not put your hands in here, dumbass), cars (the dashboard overlay with the speedo & such), planes (the "Please fasten seat belt" overlays), and everything in between. I was an account manager. The gov't regularly paid $80+ PER STICKER that cost us about $0.10 to make for those "fasten seatbelt" overlays. And, our company won the bid because it was the cheapest, if you can believe that.

    1. Re:REAL waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, no, I can't believe it. Was that $80 for the sticker, or $80 for the sticker + application of the sticker + delevery of the finished product etc?

    2. Re:REAL waste by NineNine · · Score: 1

      No. It was $80+ per sticker. I think that we included shipping of said 4"x6" sticker. This one in particular was a warning for the air intake on a fighter jet. Literally. It had like 3 colors, and was a few inches by a few inches. $80+. each.

    3. Re:REAL waste by Ironpoint · · Score: 1

      "This one in particular was a warning for the air intake on a fighter jet."

      Then we're talking a sticker that has to stay on past Mach 1 in subzero temperatures enduring the UV exposure at 40k feet. Or was it just a normal sticker?

    4. Re:REAL waste by k8er · · Score: 1

      What does it matter if it only cost them ten cents?

  86. Re:Shame they didn't have someone design their sit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Oh, the Huminity!

  87. To solve the girlfriend problem... by baine · · Score: 1

    Make her your wife! Then she'll be only too eager to ignore you and what you do on a daily basis....

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  88. also 'good to great' by goon · · Score: 1

    Good to Great by Jim Collins is also worth a read. The concepts are simple and the ideas are based on emperical research. At no time should you think that any book has the *answer*.

    Best of all don't buy the book, save some money and read it online.

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  89. Girl Friend by Fr05t · · Score: 1

    I wonder how many Wives/Husbands will get to meet their signifigant others Guy Friend/Girl friend this way.

  90. examples of startups to look at by goon · · Score: 3, Informative

    a good read for any startups is Joel Spolsky's journey in building his company from scratch. Put aside your predjudices about his software origins or the market he is aiming at, but make sure you read and digest some of the ideas.



    It's a cheap way to read how he's organised his company from 1999 to the present.

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  91. Israeli Focus on Chat Software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remembering back to 1997 when I first used ICQ, I remember that it was originally created by five young Israeli men (see ICQ History). It's interesting to note that Huminity is also a company founded by Israelis. I wonder if it is coincidence or if there is some aspect of Israeli culture that leads towards creating communication and IM software.

  92. There is no $600 hammer by utahjazz · · Score: 1

    I'd expect the hundred-dollar-hammer and similar stories probably have similar truths behind them.

    Boy: Do not try and purchase the $600 hammer. That's impossible. Instead only try to realize the truth.

    Neo: What truth?

    Boy: There is no $600 hammer.

    Neo: There is no $600 hammer?

    Boy: Then you'll see that it is not the hammer which costs $600, it is only yourself.

  93. How it works by soloport · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yes, you may have to run up credit cards and eat bread & water for months, but here's what's really important: Customers

    Every single work day, dedicate 9:30 - 11:30 AM to nothing but cold calls [ok, I hear your moaning...] Or have your S.O. do it -- if s/he has a less threatening voice.

    Google "cold calling" and learn the best techniques, on-line -- they do work. Do calls every day! Fill out a spreadsheet with who you're going to call the next day and, just like successful aerobics, get up in the morning and do it without thinking about it. Use a similar spreadsheet to track who you've called and call again the next month. And the month after that.

    Eventually, you'll turn those calls into appointments, you'll turn the appointments into sales, and you'll turn the sales into (life-long?) clients. Eventually you'll be paying all your bills, on time. Eventually you'll be paying down your debt and even saving a little for retirement. Eventually, you'll be eating out in style, again. Eventually, you will not need to do any cold calling!

    We do about 20 calls a day, and a day doesn't go by that I don't get at least one appointment. Sometimes it's someone who's rather friendly or curious. So I go the next day and introduce myself in person and ask a slew of questions about their business. I don't tell them anything about mine unless they ask -- then I keep it to just one sentence worth of info. and get back to them.

    After about 4-6 "appointments", I make a sale. If I do a great job the first time, the first sale can lead to many, many more. A client tends to return to the one person s/he knows. They rarely let another geek into their sphere, unless there's a good reason.

    I also think it's good to "spread the wealth". So for other geeks I trust with my clients, I throw work their way as much as possible. Clients like to know there's a "hit-by-truck" backup for your services.

    Remember how hard your first real job was in IT? Took you a while to get to real "success", right? This is no difference, except you're having to sell to several "bosses" instead of just one [cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spineless, worm-headed sack of monkey shit] Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol...

    1. Re:How it works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, the Soloport website sucks bigtime. Very unprofessional.

    2. Re:How it works by soloport · · Score: 1

      Dude, the Soloport website sucks bigtime. Very unprofessional.

      Oh, that? Was developed my some guys from India. They wanted it to match someone else's sens of color. But I admit, the graphics could use an upgrade. But I can't remember the password to my site management account.

      Can you help me?

    3. Re:How it works by King_TJ · · Score: 1

      Yes, but in some cases, you may substitute "cold calls" for flyer handouts, or really, any other opportunities you can donate your time in public while advertising your services/business.

      EG. My wife wanted to start a small housekeeping business, and we had a VERY limited budget to work with. Most of it was spent on the cleaning supplies, and then we put about $30 per month into printing costs to run off flyers (on eye-catching pink paper). I religiously went out and placed at least 50 per night on people's front doorsteps/doorknobs before coming home after work each day. On average, we generated one new customer for every 200 flyers distributed. In most cases, one customer would want regular cleaning appointments that earned us at least $80-100 per month.

      For my last employer, I helped refurbish old Apple Mac computers for resale as kids' machines. Some of the most effective advertising we ever did was simply me going to a local flea market weekend after weekend with several demo systems set up and running. I didn't sell lots of computers there, but handed out plenty of business cards and pamphlets - which eventually funneled down to people who WERE interested, and called to buy one of the computers later.

    4. Re:How it works by v(*_*)vvvv · · Score: 1

      or, well, there is always spam.

      (in fact, what you are doing IS spam to some).

  94. The problems today are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problems today are that people still exist in the 1999 frame of mind.

    Do you need VCs to begin with? Its often an overused flashy word. How much capital does your company need to start? Can you supplement it with your current income working a "regular" job?

    Thats how I did it. I paid bills with my day job and used the left over money, not on entertainment but on growing my own company. After a couple years I reached the point I left my day job and was able to put more time into my own business while getting an extra 20 hours/week relaxation.

    Its tough in the beginning but that is how its done. Plus its more fun building it yourself.

    A lot of people want to start their own companies and thats a given. The problem is that they have nothing tangible. No worthwhile product or service that they can offer. Really they have no reason to exist (sorry, I don't want to hurt your dreams because you do cherish them). But that is the truth of it.

    If you have a great thing to offer and nurture it well you can grow it on your own. People think if you throw VC money at something it will become a killer app. Sorry it doesn't work that way.

    If you are young like I am, and have 2 friends who are in on your idea then don't hold back. I even did it myself (but it is harder mind you). If three young adults with no children (or wives) make say, $40k/year... then you can live frugally on 20k and still have some to enjoy yourself. 3x20k and your group will have around 60k saved up. If you are focused on software development then perhaps by the time your done your project you have spent a year (thus the 60k). Now get a real office, marketing campaign etc or whatever.

    My point is that too often you don't need VC and its more rewarding without. Just manage your money and don't get things that you don't need until they are needed (including an office because god knows those are expensive).

  95. Definition of "success" by Infonaut · · Score: 1
    I guess "success" in business now means: "We got funding!"

    Wait! Isn't that what defined success in the Dot Bomb Era as well? Have we learned anything?

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  96. can it hook me up? by cerebralpc · · Score: 1

    The acid test of this program is if will hook me up with barely legal teens
    - either that or 45 year old, sexually confused geeks...:)

  97. Re:Yawn. by iggymanz · · Score: 1

    VC's will want 70% or more of your business too. Starting on a shoestring is the way for software/software-based services. My two partners and I have spent $2K thus far in the past year (plus 8000 manhours coding), we'll see if this thing we've built takes off.

  98. Re:Yawn. by NineNine · · Score: 1

    70% is insane. The whole point of starting your own business is so that when you bust your ass, you do it for yourself, and for nobody else. If you're giving away 70% of your company, that's almost as bad as working for somebody else. On top of it, VC is no guarantee that the business will succeed. While some small businesses are under-capitalized, I would worry more about starting the company on a bad note (ie: spending recklessly). I started mine on a shoestring and I very quickly understood how to make a dollar, and how to stretch those dollars that I had. If somebody dropped a few million in my lap, I think I'd just giggle hysterically, and roll around naked, in $100 bills. Plus, who's got the better story to tell Inc. Magazine... the guy who got the VC, or the guy who maxxed out the credit cards?

    Proudly paying down my credit cards...

  99. Going through this at the moment by SkiifGeek · · Score: 1

    This will be a bit of a long one, but here goes anyway.

    I am involved with trying to secure funding for my own business at the moment, and it has taken two years before people are seriously looking at throwing money at it.

    In the last two years, my business has morphed as I have worked hard at recognising the core skills and competencies that I have, and how that applies to what the market place wants, and will want in the future. The problem in the IT sector is that there are too many snake-oil salesmen (Microsoft I am looking at you), who sell promises of bullshit, and only deliver bullshit. Unfortunately, the market has come to accept this as being the norm, and when things work as promised, they get suspicious.

    While my company has been through some tough periods (and has shut down for a few months at a time), I continue to work 50 hours a week at another job, and the entrepeneurial spirit sticks. Looking at the successful entrepeneurs it isn't in how big you make it straight away, it is in how many times you get back up after you fail. As long as the times you get back up is times failed + 1, you will eventually succeed.

    Talking of funding alone, I have literally sold my soul to the devil numerous times attempting to secure VC funding, but no one likes investing in R & D. At least I have controlled my IP, and have been very cautious around people who tell me that they need access to it to invest. I started asking, and being offered hundreds of thousands (with severe restrictions), but in my latest efforts, I have been offered tens of millions (with fairly comfortable restrictions).

    Having the right advisors on board is essential, devloping business skills, and learning to become a salesperson is essential (even if you are the world's greatest ubergeek), ethics and morals help, and knowing where you want to end up, and how much control you want to relinquish is also important.

    Ultimately, you have total control, you can say no to someone who is asking for too much from you. The money is still out there, but it is a lot more cautious about being invested. A solid business plan and direction go a long way to helping.

    Probably the best yardstick that I have found is that if you can get potential investors and other business people as interested in the business and projects as you are - and can see the potential, and aren't afraid to wear out some shoe leather, and to have people tell you to piss off, then the money will find you.

  100. Japanese translation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's one of the worst Japanese translations I've ever seen on a business site. I can't believe somebody would pay for this. Couldn't the translator check his Japanese grammar and spelling?

    "Over priced"? Hilarious. You just get what you pay for.

  101. What's the deal?-Bait n' switch. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "...but I'll be damned if another person/company/weasel takes me in and switches to a fee based product midstream. It's sad that I've seen enough of this happen to smell it coming now."

    Well there goes the illegal drug and porn market.

  102. Ditto for Russian by ledestin · · Score: 1

    It is a word-by-word translation, rather than the translation of meaning. Technically, it is Russian, but its roots in foreign language are prominent.

  103. surprise: it takes a good idea + implementation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In our case, the project was already successful while it was a non-commercial (i.e. hobbyist)project. How we got funding eventually? We agreed to the terms of the 3rd VC investor who approached us on their own. In a country where VC money wasn't abundant and the market wasn't big enough for expectations of a huge short-term revenue. 3 years later, we're a small company still (25 people), have bought back the shares from the VC investor and make a healthy yearly profit (with a margin comparable to that of a "well-known software company").

  104. Be sure you need the money by holden_t · · Score: 1
    I'm in the middle of two startups, as if one wasn't enough. One is converting software that I wrote back in the mid 80's and putting a web face on it. To start with, PHP/MySQL and cheap web hosting sites. Trying to be an ASP.


    It keeps looking better and better.


    The other is a straight consulting company what was started with and continues to prosper with $1k a piece from four partners. We'll do around .5 mil this year, our first full year. Not much profit in a half a million. You'd be surprised. Working full time means contracting out the jobs that you can't do. Cuts into profits. But hey, it's still growing and I got a 19" LCD out of it so far.


    Anyway, one is cheap and will make money as soon as the first customer is signed up. And the other is just making sure that our sweat goes back into the company.


    If it's an idea that *reallY* takes money to get it started, you're going to have to find a sugar daddy or lose part of the company. Losing part of the company is probably smart thing if it's the right partner/VC. They'll have smarts in areas that you don't. No one knows it all.


    I need a AS/400 person for a day or two. Email me

  105. Go, visit Lord Sleipnir. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ask him if you can claim points for -1 insightful in the Slashdot Game

  106. in somewhat related news... by scubacuda · · Score: 1
    here is a site listing suggestions students have made to Friendster.

    A lot of good suggestions.

  107. Re:German Ubersetzung... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I Denken, daB der "lokale Ubersetzer" fur Deutschland babelfish; - genannt wurde) (oder mindestens ein naher Verwandter von ihm;-)).

    OkaycO.k., ist es nicht _, das _ Schlechtes, aber ich schatzen, daB es entweder durch non-native ubersetzt wird oder ein Eingeborener mit ziemlich kleinem technischem Verstandnis (Ubersetzung des Besonderen benennt ES Ton eine lustige Spitze...).

  108. Congratulations. by maysonl · · Score: 1
    Your spelling sucks.

    Your typing sucks.

    Your grasp of English is shaky.

    And none of that matters.

    Your website looks interesting, and you seem to be doing things - even if some of the things you're doing are mistakes, you'll learn from them.

    Keep it up!

  109. Re:Full Text by narsiman · · Score: 1

    In order to increase our penis size, we'll have to examine all kinds of possibilities.

    This is a quote from the last para. nuf said.

  110. bootstrapping by sglines · · Score: 1

    Didn't these guys go out and spend a couple of hundred grand buying the rights to this software. This wasn't a real cashless startup.

  111. Cold Calling by SAFH · · Score: 1

    As I've read through this article, I've seen many references to cold calling, I'm amazed with all of the fuss that /.'ers and other's have made about the DO NOT CALL list...

    How have people delt with the FCC's DO NOT CALL list? How does that work into people's cold calls, the costs, etc?

    Just wondering :)

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  112. one more thing by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

    One more thing that came to my mind... theoretically, you don't save ANYTHING by doing the managment yourself. The reason is because YOU have to be compensated. YOU, acting as an overseer/manager/whatever, should be paid for your services. Whether you pay yourself from the profits or with a salary, it's all the same (ignoring taxes and stuff like that). Unless your time is FREE (not true since you have to make a living), you technically aren't saving any money.

    So, you really have to have a competitive advantage of some sort (as I mentioned in my previous post). Simply doing it yourself doesn't mean anything (although, you may be able to extract some advantage out of doing it yourself).

    Sivaram Velauthapillai

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    1. Re:one more thing by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      One more thing that came to my mind... theoretically, you don't save ANYTHING by doing the managment yourself. The reason is because YOU have to be compensated. YOU, acting as an overseer/manager/whatever, should be paid for your services.

      This seems to me like two different ways to say the same thing.

      So, you really have to have a competitive advantage of some sort (as I mentioned in my previous post).

      My competitive advantage would be that I have $10 million, and most people don't.

  113. Re: spam by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    Yes, I realize some would consider the passing out of flyers as "spam" of sorts. Yet, I think it's much less of an issue than email spam.

    For starters, I'm the one incurring the costs of distribution. I have to spend money for gas to drive around and put out the flyers, pay for the paper and the printing, and put in my time to get each one delivered to a doorstep. Email spammers take advantage of flat-rate Internet pricing to dump hundreds of thousands of emails upon ISP's mail servers, and let everyone else deal with any problems that creates.

    Also, my flyer appears at someone's house only once. If they don't want it, they throw it out and that's all there is to it. I'm not inconveniencing them by making them "unsubscribe" to keep from getting more advertising from me.