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I dont really worry about soccer hooligans as much as I worry about Chavs http://www.chavscum.co.uk/ .

Nevertheless, it's true that the chavs and poorer immigrants have substantially more children than the average white middle-class family. Basically the Government pays for them anyway, so they have nothing to lose.

I suspect that the IQ tests metioned in the parent article are best used as a measure of what is relevant in different societies, generations and subcultures than it is in measuring intellect.

Find out more about Chav's here believe me when you see this website you understand the UK decrease in IQ's...

It'll use GeoIP to detect where you're viewing from. In the US, it'll be festooned with flags and show ads for Ann Coulter's latest book. In Britain, it'll be done up in the Burberry tartan and run warnings about dark-skinned terrorist paedophiles and pictures of big-breasted blondes. In China, it'll administer an electric shock if you use the word "democracy".

Everything you need to know about chavs

http://www.chavscum.co.uk/

...well not everywhere over here but certainly there are very primitive life forms to be found in some places

Just going by the trailers, it looked like the BBC had managed to remake Doctor Who into something more bizarre and stupider than the failed Fox pilot, apparently with the intent of appealing to a certain segment of the British population. And you're telling me that the star of the new series (nice fellow, but not a very promising Doctor) is already leaving? What a publicity coup for them!

Americans like myself used to prefer the BBC imports to anything else on television because they tended to be original and well-produced for the most part. For a while, it looked like American networks were looking at UK tv for inspiration. Sadly, however, it's becoming clear that the reverse is true. Even the Beeb productions that make it over here have followed American television down the toilet. No matter what side of the ocean you're on, get used to television that is formulaic, superficial, obsessed with sex, in-your-face, amateurish, and increasingly mindless.

"Text" was never a verb until SMS.

And it still isn't, except to illiterate chavs. ;-)

From here: Britains peasant underclass that are taking over our towns and cities (thanks to relaxed alcohol laws turning town centres into massive drinking zones)

ChavScum is a good place to start the study of this fascinating sub-species of Britons.

Arguably the law in the UK, that you can use force to defend yourself and your property, is OK it's just that the judges were interpreting it in a rather strict way. The current 'change' is just a directive from the politicians to make them stop doing it.

After the Tony Martin case, there was a proposal to amend the law so that you could use force unless it was "grossly disproportionate", the implication that pretty much anything goes, but that was rejected. Pity really, I liked the idea of a bunch of lawyers trying to work out if sharkpits, killer robots and homemade landmines were grossly disproportionate and thus illegal rather than just disproportonate.

http://www.chavscum.co.uk/forum/archive/index.php/ t-3455.html

I doubt he would knowingly buy his little kids bootleg games for christmas, and then go complain about them to the media.

Slashdotted or not I emailed them

"I dont agree with your premise that Gentoo users are foolish and to be mocked.

You have a point that male youngsters tend to perform rutting ceremonys where they wave around the size of their arcane technical knowledge rather than their penis or fists. However this aspect of Gentoo as a phenonemon is applicable to any activity that male youth engages in. So yes, some Gentoo users are embarassingly funny, but only because we adults have to mock this sort of behaviour in order to lead youngsters towards adulthood.

What is less clear is whether your identification of the similarity of stylistic enhancement of motorised transport with loading and tweaking a computer operating system is a valid comparison. Could it be for example that your field of expertise is in the realm of literature or graphic design? This would perhaps qualify you with total ignorance of motor mechanics and operating system setup rather than a low IQ. Therefore you will be unaware that deploying Gentoo is not dissimilar to reading a book. It wouldnt make much sense unless done against the context of what you already know and the more you know the more you get out of it.

I therefore propose that your next project should be a website mocking teenagers who aspire to literary expertise, after all they are just as stupid as vehicle modifiers or Gentoo enthusiasts. For good measure why not suggest that all boys that read books are probably gay as young women are generally better at the subject. In particular you should make every effort to prevent young people from reading any books by pointing out how socially embarrasing it is for young people to be heard talking about reading. After all the world would be a better place if nobody read at all.

The joke is quite funny but you Sir are just as stupid as the people whom you mock, particularly as I note that your entire creative input on your web site consists of cutting and pasting your victims own work.

Quite possibly therefore you are a fraud as well as your creative skills suggest you are primarily a computer user with no skills from the outside world.

Consider yourself rumbled stupid person."

I havent got around to trying Gentoo yet, have never modified a vehicle except to fill the rusty holes in and mostly read non fiction.

This joke site did not make me laugh, this one did though.
http://www.chavscum.co.uk/

"For instance, if you had a summer home and left a car there so that you could just fly in and go with it, and some fuck wad took it over the winter and then put it back -- ensuring that nothing was damaged, the engine was serviced and the oil was changed and had someone on the inside so that if you were anywhere near a thousand mile fucking radius, they could put it back as good as new (or better) -- would this be theft?"

Well, in the UK at least it wouldn't be theft.

In your scenario, the car is kept as good as new and no criminal damage has ocurred, so the only offence comitted is that of Taking Without Consent (T.W/O.C in Police shorthand, hence the term "Twoccing").

This offense was dreamed up at the back end of the last century, when joyriding became immensely popular with the chavs and pikies that infest the housing projects of this green and pleasant land.

Since the car was invariably abandoned after the fun was over, the prosecutor could not show that there was an intent to permanently deprive the owner of his property, hence , no theft ocurred.

The Twoc law was introduced so that the fun-loving and excitable rascals who joyride could be charged with a more serious crime than merely busting a car door lock.

T&M.

For our non-British readers, a "chav" is, well, best described by this.

... draw the difference between a rich man buying 1 pair of expensive quality boots that last a life time and a poor man only being able to buy cheap boots that last a year and barely keep you dry during that year.

http://www.chavscum.co.uk/howto.php

Other than that I would have to agree. Chavs seem to be the ones who use texting as their primary form of communication, and for that reason alone usage should be capped.

Harsh, I know - but fair.

You think that's good? Midland Mainline have a quiet carriage. Which means a "Shut the fuck up and stop using your mobile" carriage. It's bliss on those St. Pancras to Leicester journeys, especially when the chavs get on at Market Harborough.

Now if only they could give out free wi-fi, I'd use the train far, far more.

All these worlds are yours with the exception of Essex. Never go there.