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Home Defense, Geek Style?

Yo Maing writes "So my mom got lives alone, and got her car broken into last night. We have a motion sensor light in the driveway, and the car has an alarm but apparently both of these deterrents were ineffective. Crime has been rising around her neighborhood, and only action the police can take is to file a report. So I ask you, Geeks of Slashdot, what tricks do you guys have to defend yours and your loved ones homes against crimes like this? Not looking for anything that would get someone injured, but more in the area of detection and repulsion. Anyone have a holographic Yeti generator to scare away intruders? :)"

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  1. Don't be a metrosexual by taxman_10m · · Score: 5, Funny

    Buy a gun.

    1. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Randy+Wang · · Score: 5, Funny

      Buy a phaser.

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    2. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Scoria · · Score: 1

      When you're sleeping, those aren't particularly effective. ;-)

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    3. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by samtihen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I own multiple guns, all of which stay locked, and unloaded, until I plan to use them for reasons other than home defense. The reason? "A gun kept in the home is 22 times more likely to kill a family member or a friend than it is to be used against an intruder" - Arthur Kellermann, MD, New England Journal of Medicine, 1998. It is NOT smart to use a gun for home defense.

    4. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by renehollan · · Score: 4, Informative
      Well, the questioner didn't want anyone injured, but I concur. I would howver qualify that suggestion with:

      Take a firearm safety course.

      Take a course to teach you how to handle a firearm effectively.

      Know thyself. Under what circumstances will you point a loaded, deadly, weapon at someone? Under what circumstances will you shoot them? When your home is being invaded is not the time to ask such questions.

      Have other family members take firearm safety / firearm effectiveness courses.

      Select the weapons of choice. I happen to like shotguns: you don't miss, and you'll think twice before you riddle your home with shot. They're safer for the neighbors too. Of course, at close range, rifles offer a cleaner shot, and a greater opportunity to not kill. A handgun? I'm not that good of a shot and I don't like home intruders that close. YMMV.

      Get instructions in the use of your selected weapon.

      Apply for the necessary permits.

      Wait.

      Purchase your weapons.

      Practice. I'm serious. You need to "be one" with it and comfortable with how it handles, discharges, kicks, etc.

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    5. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I tend to agree with you but how is a rifle which fires a more powerfull cartredge offer a greater opportunity not to kill?

    6. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by fuzdout · · Score: 2, Funny

      I agree. Besides wouldn't it be cool to have a kick-ass mom like that woman in Australia who got raped and then her 80 year old mom hunted down the the men and shot their balls off and then turned herself in? That old momma kicks butt! :)

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    7. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by renehollan · · Score: 2, Insightful
      ...ess "spread" to more vulnerable areas. Gunshot is nasty.

      While it is easier to kill intentionally with a powerful rifle, it is easier to kill, or seriously maim, unintentionally, with a shotgun.

      Of course, it is hard to be effective with a rifle and not lethal. (well, relatively speaking: it takes an accurate shot, and acuracy is something that tends go go out the window when one is surprised or frightned).

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    8. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Albanach · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I don't think he mentioned where he was from. In many countries you'll go to jail if you shoot an unarmed intruder. Kill them knowing they're unarmed and most European countries will see you on a murder charge.

    9. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by renehollan · · Score: 1
      I wrote: "While it is easier to kill intentionally with a powerful rifle, it is easier to kill, or seriously maim, unintentionally, with a shotgun."

      Some might use that as an argument that a rifle is a "safer" weapon because it is "easier" to use it non-lethaly at medium range. But, I consider all firearms equally deadly, and my amiming one at someone would imply a clear willingness to kill. I don't believe an intent to kill is ever justified -- self-preservation, however, might leave one with no reasonable alternative, but to kill. And, if I have to risk a sloppy shot to save my life, instead of a more carefully chosen one to preserve the life of someone threatening mine, well, that's a no-brainer.

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    10. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where are you from that you think arming up against a ptential attacker will solve your problems? America perhaps?

      How about looking at the source of the crime problem and dealing with that in a sensible way?

    11. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by the_mad_poster · · Score: 0, Troll

      Haha! You got modded flamebait for giving sound advice!

      Though, a smarter person might have qualified it with "and take some lessons on how to properly use it", since a stupid metrosexual with a gun would probably shoot hi...he... itself before it shot an intruder.

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    12. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Ba3r · · Score: 1

      Then, once well acquainted with firearm saftey, usage, and laws, buy the bandolier, ski mask, camo outfit (sleeveless of course), a couple large bowie knives to strap to the appendages, and maybe a couple rub-on tough-guy tattoos. Parade about town sporting a bandolier full of shells, (if in Texas or Vermont, the firearm), a swagger, a stutter, and the most intimidating stink-eye you can muster.

      For parent and other gun enthusiasts (myself included), i assure you this is in jest at the more extravagant edge of our firearm toting peers. I am the proud owner of a remmy 870, which can probably provide more home-defense with a single working of the action than any comemerical alarm system ever invented.

    13. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by renehollan · · Score: 2
      Wimps.

      /. is so U.S.-centric, that I just assumed the suggestion to arm one's self presumed that as well.

      Canada is worse than Europe: there's a shopkeeper who, after the nth robbery in a month, warded off three armed attackers, shooting one of them, who later died in an ally. The shopkeeper is facing murder charges.

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    14. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Jorkapp · · Score: 1, Funny

      Be sure you set it to stun!

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    15. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a metrosexual with a gun, and I've been practicing with them since I was less than ten.

      Honestly, the firearms safety/personal protection ideas are the best.

    16. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by renehollan · · Score: 1
      U.S., originally from Canada, where self-defense is a crime. ("It's the job of the police." Yeah, right -- I'll buy that when you supply a rent-a-cop 24/7 in my living room).

      And, from experience, it does solve the problem of the beligerent intruder. Quite well. Never had to fire a shot, though, except in practice. (Glad of that, actually: I hate the noise and kick of a 12 ga.).

      While I can see theft out of desperation, by that time, it's too late to "intervene", if you can't reason with the intruder. And keeping cheapskate freeloading bastards alive on welfare just breeds more of them.

      No, I abhor government help, and find private charity in the U.S. extremely generous to those who have just had a bad run of bad luck. Ask me how many thousands of dollars of "stuff" I've donated to goodwill in the 6 months that I've returned (my low income taxes make it possible to replace stuff that I could not have replaced when I should have, but which was still quite usable, with care). For all the "social programs" I've seen in places like Canada, they;re all ineffective hollow promise, with expensive tax burdens, that fatten some asshole politicians.

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    17. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by mikefe · · Score: 1

      Are you another one of those idiots that doesn't/won't spank their children too?

      "Don't do that, that's bad now go take a time out"

      hahahahahaha yeah that'll work.

      Yes there are exceptions, and hitting a child anywhere but on their butt is bad IMO. Such as slapping the face or etc.

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    18. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Magickcat · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Any marksmen knows that once you aim a gun at a person, you may as well shoot AND that if you shoot, you're going to kill and can't assume or hope otherwise.

      It was the first lesson my father taught me when I learnt how to use a gun. Anything else is just a television fantasy.

      I've no gripe with owning a gun and using it for defence, but please don't kid yourself into thinking that a rifle will be less likely to kill.

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    19. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by nkuzmik · · Score: 1
      I advise against buying a firearm for home protection, unless you take several follow-up steps.

      • 1. Make sure to have a secure method of storing the weapon and ammo.

      • 2. Find and attend a course in weapon safety.(Most of these courses are just common sense, but every now and again you learn something new)
        3. Find a shooting range where you can regularly practice using your firearm. If I don't get any practice for 2 or 3 weeks, I notice the difference.
        4. This one is critical. Teach every member of your household about gun safety.
        • I know I'm going to get roasted for saying this, but here goes: If you keep a firearm in the house, I recomend that you get a BB gun and start teaching any children older than 7 or 8 how to safely handle a weapon. Don't simply take a child to a range and try to scare them out of touching a gun. That can backfire. You want to teach them to understand and respect firearms.
    20. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by GarryOwen · · Score: 1

      Ok, a lil pet peeve of mine, shotguns can miss, especially at closer ranges. Check the shot patterns of your average turkey load at 15', its about the size of two fists.
      Now, what I can suggest is choose a high capacity shotgun, like a mossberg 590 and train a fair amount, at least a few hours every couple of months. If you want intimidation, the 590 is really is useful since it is pump action(very audible) and it can come with a bayonet lug. ;)

    21. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by TykeClone · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or disintegrate - they can't prove anything with all the evidence disintegrated.

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    22. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Besides wouldn't it be cool to have a kick-ass mom like that woman in Australia who got raped

      No, Regardless of what her mom then does, this would not be at all "cool". HTH.

    23. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is very hard to not kill with a rifle. The high velocity produced by long guns is likely to cause hydrostatic shock, which is often much more lethal than the round itself. If you have ever been hunting and seen a rifle wound in a deer you'll notice that a signifigant amount of the area around the entry wound is toasted, which is due to the round entering the target so fast it pushes the fluid out in a shockwave that destroys the surounding tissue. This makes a rifle an undersirable choice for a non-lethal weapon. Where I'm from, you can't shoot someone for stealing, anyway. What about pepper spray as a non-lethal alternative?

    24. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      Finding the source of the crime problem doesn't help you one damn bit *tomorrow* when a pair of guys break in your house to steal your TV.

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    25. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Binky+The+Oracle · · Score: 1

      I am the proud owner of a remmy 870, which can probably provide more home-defense with a single working of the action than any comemerical alarm system ever invented.

      There is much to be said for this. The threat of deadly force is often enough. The sound of a shotgun being loaded/pumped in a darkened and quiet house is chilling to say the least. Even if you're anti-gun, having a shotgun in the house with no ammo could still provide a nice deterrent. Heck, if the pump action doesn't send an intruder running to the door, grab the barrel and whack 'em in the head with the stock.

      From personal experience, I know that my wife never felt secure when I was travelling, despite having a fairly advanced and comprehensive alarm system. It wasn't until we adopted an abandoned/abused German Shepherd that my wife felt safe when alone in the house at night.

      It was pretty amazing to watch the dog's protective instincts go to work. Almost immediately I noticed her getting up at night to check the doors or investigate a sound she didn't like. Also, we have a glass front door which used to make me nervous. Now I like having it a lot because even solicitors tend to skip the house with the "insane police dog" barking at them on the other side of the glass. Even the ones who do ring the doorbell are normally standing off the front porch about 6' away when I come to the door, and I never get high pressure anymore as I hold the dog's collar and poke my head through the barely opened door.

      It might not keep the car from getting stolen, and I have to vacuum a lot more often, but I feel much more secure with a 65 pound mass of claws and teeth who loves me, distrusts anyone I haven't introduced her to, and who can hear a mosquito across the house with the air conditioning on...

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    26. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative
      Not going to argue with gun ownership. It's in the constitution. But I have to disagree with some of your other assertions:

      No, I abhor government help, and find private charity in the U.S. extremely generous to those who have just had a bad run of bad luck.
      Private charity only goes so far. It doesn't nearly cover the needs out there. And not everyone who's poor is just lazy. I know plently of hard-working people who are sinking deeper and deeper into debt.

      For all the "social programs" I've seen in places like Canada, they;re all ineffective hollow promise, with expensive tax burdens, that fatten some asshole politicians.
      Clearly the current tax system is corrupt. But the pork-barreling in social programs is nothing compared to the Pentagon/"Defense"/"Homeland Security" sector.
      I think a quote from Eisenhower is appropriate:

      Until the latest of our world conflicts, the United States had no armaments industry. American makers of plowshares could, with time and as required, make swords as well. But now we can no longer risk emergency improvisation of national defense; we have been compelled to create a permanent armaments industry of vast proportions. Added to this, three and a half million men and women are directly engaged in the defense establishment. We annually spend on military security more than the net income of all United State corporations.

      This conjunction of an immense military establishment and a large arms industry is new in the American experience. The total influence-economic, political, even spiritual-is felt in every city, every state house, every office of the Federal government. We recognize the imperative need for this development. Yet we must not fail to comprehend its grave implications. Our toil, resources and livelihood are all involved; so is the very structure of our society.

      In the councils of government, we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the military-industrial complex. The potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists and will persist.

      From his Farewell Speech, 1961
    27. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keep the weapon unloaded but for GOD's sake be smart and do not lock it away or worse some people lock away the ammo and firearm in a different area. When someone breaks into a home you need the weapon ready to be used not running thru the house trying to unlock the weapon and ammo.

      The rest of the advice about teaching your kids how to use the gun and respect it are true. Both of my hellspawn can load and unload my double barrel shotgun with ease. The only real thing to keep the criminals away is a weapon. Most of them are drunk or high out of their mind and anything other then deadly force will not deter them.

    28. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by renehollan · · Score: 1

      Private charity has, historically, been more effective at alleviating poverty and helping people get out of it.

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    29. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by VivianC · · Score: 5, Funny

      In many countries you'll go to jail if you shoot an unarmed intruder. Kill them knowing they're unarmed and most European countries will see you on a murder charge.

      What? You don't keep any knives in your kitchen? Just put one in the dead guy's hand before you call the cops. Make sure you get left and right prints on it, in case the guy is a lefty. Unarmed problem solved. "He grabbed a knife from my barbeque/garage/sink and came after me. What else could I do?"

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    30. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by erick99 · · Score: 1
      If you are like me and not a big fan of real guns, get a CO2 powered .357 look-alike. I used it once to scare the hell out of some young guys that kept driving up to the townhouses in my court and throwing stuff, etc. It makes a decent noise and the pellets tore at the plastic parts of the rag-top on their beatup SUV. Anyway, they thought it was real and it put an end to their activities for the evening.

      Cheers,

      Erick

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    31. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 1, Informative

      In America, anyway, you're likely to face charges if the person is fleeing. That means that you shot them (even on your property, armed, and threatening you) while fleeing. It's no longer self-defense. It's murder.

      The classic example is the robber that enters, gets shot by the homeowner, and drags himself outside to die. If the guy dies in the house (or maybe just on the property) then it's clearly a case of defense. If he dies outside, it can be construed that he was fleeing. Big fat gray/grey area.

      IANAL, blah blah. Maybe one could shed some light on this. I'm only posting it because you seem to consider it highly unfair that he is being charged. Replies to your post seem to argue that the shopkeeper is a heartless murderer. I think it's somewhere in between, depending on all those circumstances that I don't know (because I'm going off your story alone).

    32. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by BurritoWarrior · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "A gun kept in the home is 22 times more likely to kill a family member or a friend than it is to be used against an intruder" - Arthur Kellermann, MD, New England Journal of Medicine, 1998

      So is a knife. And it is used more frequently to kill people in disputes.

      But that doesn't make for good drama (often called News), does it?

      You should keep your firearm properly secured, but loaded.

    33. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by drseuss9311 · · Score: 1

      guns are for pussies...

      which is why there are so many dead great peacemakers...
      the pussies killed them all...

      jfk, mlk, gahndi... the list goes on and on

      luckily i'm still alive ;-)

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    34. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by arivanov · · Score: 1

      Buy a dog. Legal, but lethal. In order of preference here are some legal ones (allowed even in countries with fairly stringent laws):

      1. Russian version of German Shepard also known as Eastern European Shephard. Looks same as the Western standard, but there is no upper size limit, adults are usually 10cm+ taller then average "normal" German Shepard. If trained correctly will kill or restrain. Your choice.

      2. Moskow Guard dog AKA moskovskaia storogevaia. Ugly lethal beast. Or lethal ugly beast anyway you like it. Bread to guard. Kills intruders (oops forgot, you asked to keep them alive).

      3. Russian wolfhound. AKA Borzoi. While being one of the most beautiful dogs out there it is also an ultimate killing machine. Can run at 30+mph and I have seen how one of these slaughtered a pitbull in under 30 seconds. Once again. Intruders do not stand a lot of chances. One problem - you need to take it for a 5mile walk/run every day or it will die from heart and joint problems. It was born to run.

      There are quite a few others of course. Even "fireplace rugs" like a newfoundland or St Bernard can be a fairly good deterrent. And they are less likely to kill your wife or kid by mistake compared to a gun of any shape of form.

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    35. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by pacnudge · · Score: 1

      So now I have a gun, I am trained, the gun is locked away in the gun safe with the trigger lock on. When I wake up in the middle of the night I have trouble finding my ass to scratch let along finding two sets of keys, gettting the gun out and loading it.

    36. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by flyneye · · Score: 1

      colt .45 1911a
      sometimes old tech and a century old design are just best.

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    37. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by 88NoSoup4U88 · · Score: 1

      How about hiring Charles Bronson ? If I recall correctly, in Dead Wish V it didn't take too much for him to 'flip' and 'kill the punks' ;)

    38. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by finkployd · · Score: 1

      Congrats, you quoted possibly one of the most debunked, flawed stat in gun control history. It seems that people think if they keep repeating it, it might gain credibility.

    39. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Trailwalker · · Score: 1

      Forget all the macho "magnum" and "hi-power" bull. Get an autoloading 22 rimfire rifle. Use hollowpoint rounds. Low noise, low recoil, inexpensive to practice with, and very nasty under 50 yards. For a small sum of money, you can buy a case of ammunition for practice.

      For practice, if you have a place available, use an old garbage can at 30 to 50 feet, both aimed and firing from the hip. You don't have to be an expert marksman, just able to hit something the size of a human torso. Bursts of three shots are usually most effective.

      This works for an autoloading pistol also. Just get a couple of cases of ammo and spend time shooting up the old garbage can at 15 and 25 feet.

      If you do shoot an intruder, call your lawyer first, then the police. Police usually want to arrest someone when shots are fired and a body is found.

    40. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Nutria · · Score: 1

      Leftists who repeat the military-industrial complex mantra conviently forget another quote from that speech:

      We recognize the imperative need for this development.

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    41. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

      Threaten someone's life when they're standing armed before you because they cannot find another decent way to earn a living ? Brilliant strategy.

      If you want to kill people, buy a computer game.

    42. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by kai.chan · · Score: 1

      [Matrix]What good is a gun, when you are asleep?[/Matrix]

      Read my post further down titled: "I have first-hand experience" for a cheap solution.

    43. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by fuzdout · · Score: 1

      I wasn't saying that "it's cool to be raped" I said it was cool that she had a mom with "guts". Per the article I oringally read this (don't have the link at the momment) the mom did not kill any of the men and she turned herself in afterwards. She wasn't some out of control maniac.

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    44. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if he is not from USA and can't buy a gun?.

    45. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by kayen_telva · · Score: 1

      ok asshole, I'll bite.

      These innocent folks would have liked to have a gun when their baseball bat toting murderers strolled
      in (more proof that gun control wont stop sickos) ?

      CNN

      Or should they have said "please mister baseball murderer, take what you want and leave."

      and dont give me this shit about it only being a US thing.

      it is ALL OVER the WORLD

    46. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If a gun's what you're going for, you could do a lot worse than something like this. It has barrels that fit both a .410 shotgun shell (birdshot, a can't-miss low-injury shot that throws a foot of flame out the barrel) or a .45 bullet (stopping power if the guy you just fired a shotgun blast at decides he's not convinced).

      It's also small, which makes it easy to stash in your night table or in a purse or pocket. It's also wildly unreliable at long ranges (considering you've got a very powerful shot or a very light shot, depending on the ammo.) It also looks like a toy, so if you have kids who are not educated about firearms, get them educated or don't have guns in the house.

      The main thing to keep in mind is that it's a tool and not a magical wand. If you're going to own a gun, treat it with respect and do not EVER mishandle it for any reason. Take a training course. Learn how to shoot before you get the weapon.

    47. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by nursedave · · Score: 1
      Wow, dragging this old thing out. This study was completely destroyed years ago (it is not from '98, I read it in '93 or '94), its statistics model was - I want to say flawed, but no, it was skewed to show what Kellermann wanted to show.

      On the contrary, handguns are used about 1.2million times per year in the US to avert a criminal act.

      Something to think about.

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    48. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by vwgtiturbo · · Score: 1

      Jesus... Are you kidding me? "Cannot find another decent way to earn a living...". It's called GET A F#UCKING JOB!! Educate yourself, DO SOMETHING! Don't be lazy and expect the world to support your worthless arse. Just to hear you say this pisses me off to no end. It is that mentality that is really flushing society down the shitter.

    49. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cover your internal and external walls with painted 1's and 0's like the ADT commercials.

      P.S. Dont forget the ceilings and even more importantly under the carpet.

    50. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Hobadee · · Score: 1

      Amendment: Wait till tomorrow when the gun bill lapses, then buy an AK-47 or M-16. (Fully automatic of course.)

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    51. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by SensitiveMale · · Score: 1

      I agree with almost everything and especially with taking a safety course.

      However, this They're safer for the neighbors too. Of course, at close range, rifles offer a cleaner shot, and a greater opportunity to not kill. A handgun? I'm not that good of a shot and I don't like home intruders that close. YMMV. is wrong. Dangerously wrong.

      Unless it is the only firearm, never use a rifle for home defense. Way too much chance for over penetration and a very good chance of going through a wall and hitting a neighbor.

      Rifles are also much too bulky in the confines of a house and your not going to have time to line up a shot with a rifle.

      A handgun is better and a shotgun is even better because you have more of a chance of hitting the criminal.

      BTW, unless you have specific military training in sweeping the house or a loved one is in danger, never try to find the criminals. Get a phone, call the police and lock the bedroom or bathroom door. Tell the police you have a weapon and which room you are in. They will let you know when it is safe to come out.

    52. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Yes, the NRA "debunk" everything that might possibly reflect badly on gun ownership don't they?

    53. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 1

      Yes, violence has never solved anything. With a few exceptions, such as establishing American independence, freeing slaves, stopping Nazism, containing the Soviets, establishing freedom for many former Spanish and English colonies, and eventually freeing the world from the threat of Islamic Fundamentalism. If you have a workable non-violent solution to deterring someone who is clearly willing to take your life and doesn't want to negotiate about it, please post it.

    54. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Txiasaeia · · Score: 1

      Reading a post like this sincerely makes me want to get a huge dog, but I'm concerned about my kid (and eventually kids) around one. I've heard too many horror stories of dogs attacking their owner's kids to go out and get one. Anybody have any recommendations in regards to breeds of dogs that are insanely protective of the family and *won't* attack Junior if the dog's ears are being pulled?

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    55. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by renehollan · · Score: 1
      A handgun is better and a shotgun is even better because you have more of a chance of hitting the criminal.

      Either I miswrote, or you misread. I noted that I prefer a shotgun for both of the reasons you mention. Besides just the sound of arming one scares the bejeezus out of any sane person.

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    56. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      On the contrary, handguns are used about 1.2million times per year in the US to avert a criminal act. Sounds very effective. Strange that you have all those homicides in America with all those guns averting crime.

    57. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by BasilBrush · · Score: 3, Funny

      You've been watching too much Columbo. Try leaving your house once in a while.

    58. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be a hillbilly. Buy a really big dog instead. A doberman will be a fuckload more of a deterrent than a handgun to an intruder.

    59. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Gannoc · · Score: 1

      While it is easier to kill intentionally with a powerful rifle, it is easier to kill, or seriously maim, unintentionally, with a shotgun.

      Within the confines of a house, the shot won't have time to spread much.

      The shot will go at a MUCH lower velocity than a bullet, and therefore won't pass through the wall to your kid's bedroom or your neighbors house.

      If someone is REALLY in your house, and REALLY threatening your life, you will miss with a pistol. Even if you're great on the range and the guy is only on theother side of the room, you'll miss. A shotgun won't.

    60. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by dave420 · · Score: 1
      And after all that training, when you get depressed, have a breakdown or get really angry with someone, you have all that training and those firearms at your fingertips, to either kill yourself or someone else in an emotional blur.

      Rational people don't kill themselves or others. It's when normal people become irrational, which is quite often, that these problems occur. If you don't have a very accessible, quick and easy way to kill someone at your disposal, you most likely won't. It's when you do have that power and that loss of sense, people get hurt.

      I mean come on - if it only took those steps, why are people still getting angry and blowing the heads of people they know/love?

    61. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      guns are only effective deterrents if you're there to wield them, and the vast majority of property crimes are witness-less-- i.e. committed when you're not around.

      glyn

    62. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Alot of people are suggesting a gun but there is a problem when it comes to crime of this nature. ie, a gun is only a deterent if you catch the thief in the act. Its not going to do much good in a situation like this where you wake up and your car is gone or your house/possesions are lifted while your at a movie.

      To protect your valuables you need specific security devices for specific possessions. For cars the best deterent is micro-chipped keys.

      For your house its a security system. For your person it may be a gun, pepper spray, brass knuckles or whatever else you feel comfortable using.

      You can install cameras or whatever but thats not going to prevent crime just help you track down who did it. That is, if the police give a crap.

      A gun may be a deterent but you have to be prepared that the criminal isn't going to call your bluff. Even if he does you have to be proficient in handling it (under stress). If anyone ever points a gun at you run in a diagonal direction because most people don't train to hit targets moving in that fashion. And as another poster said, you have to accept the fact that if you miss, you may kill your neighbour watching Jeopardy across the street.

    63. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by cHiphead · · Score: 1

      Just in time, the Assault Weapons ban lapses at midnight tonight, tomorrow go out and find you a handy dandy AR15 and get the 100round magazine for it.

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    64. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by renehollan · · Score: 1

      I could probably kill more people on a lazy sunday afternoon with my car, than I can with a (conventional) firearm.

      They're such docile sitting ducks, leaving church and all.

      </sarcasm>

      Should we outlaw cars, then?

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    65. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      It amazes me the number of criminals there must be in the US, all those criminals getting mown down in a righteous hail of bullets every year and not a single innocent harmed.

      The sooner they start dishing out free firearms here in the UK to catch up and provide us all with that protection we are currently lacking he better. I just won't feel safe until I know that every drunk on Saturday is tooled up to the eyeballs with as much hardware as he can carry.

    66. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fully automatic weapons have been effectively banned in the US since the 1930's, and will continue to be after the Clinton Gun Ban sunsets.

    67. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Raffaello · · Score: 1

      No, actually we don't. We're not unrealistic. We recognize the need, as Eisenhower put it, to "create a permanent armaments industry of vast proportions," because "we can no longer risk emergency improvisation of national defense."

      The fact that we must, now, for reasons of national security, set aside the Constitution's ban on Standing Armies, does not excuse those who would use these circumstances to feed without cease at the public trough while providing little or no added security to the American People.

      Nor does it excuse those who misuse the trust granted to them by Congress, in order to prosecute a war for the purposes of private vendetta and corporate profit (Bush's vendetta against the man who threatened his father's life, Haliburtion's profits arranged for by its former head, now Vice President, Dick Cheney).

      Finally, it does not excuse those who would frame this election as being principally about national security, when there are many other issues to consider, but which the incumbent does not want to be considered publicly, because consideration of these issues would reflect very poorly on his tenure in office. Consideration of these other, very important issues would show that under his leadership we lost jobs, when we had gained millions under the previous administration; that we have the greatest deficit in world history when we had a surplus under the previous administration.

      Bush is an incompetent in every sphere, and he is trying to use the very military-industrial complex that Eisenhower warned about, to hide his incompetence by wrapping himself in the flag and trying to cast this election as a matter of national security, when it is really a referendum on how poorly he has run the economy, the country, and foreign policy.

    68. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 1

      Threaten someone's life when they're standing armed before you because they cannot find another decent way to earn a living ? Brilliant strategy.

      If you're quick on the draw and accurate with your aim, it's a perfect strategy. I'm sure he can't afford lessons.

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    69. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by belroth · · Score: 1
      My father wold recommend a Bouvier des Flandres.
      He is not a dog person at all, and has looked into this - he told me once that these were the safest dog he know of around children, although he wouldn't trust any dog unattended with them.
      He has one now, for my stepmother mostly. It's about 100lbs of friendly, but scarey, wool covered muscle, it's jaws are about 5 or 6 inches across at the back. It got hungry one day and helped itself to a tin of cat food - it punched holes in the tin with it's teeth and squeezed the food out of the holes...

      It has a very loud deep bark and Dad doesn't get many people knocking on the door :-) Of course he lives in the country and the geese are pretty intimidating too. Oh and the bouvier are wooly (like poodles) rather than hairy so they're not such a pain around the house, they don't shed but do need clipping, but no silly shapes please.
      Danes are pretty good too.
      The main problem with a Great Dane or a Bouvier is feeding them, but then if it was cheaper to feed it probably wouldn't be a good guard dog.

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    70. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by BasilBrush · · Score: 0, Troll

      Quite right. These American's are crazy. Bowling for Columbine gave them a chance to see themselves the way the rest of the world sees them - as gun toting idiots. But the ones who are stupid enough to be in love with their gun are also too stupid to recognise themselves as they are.

    71. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Hast · · Score: 1
      The victims had no chance to arm themselves or fight back, Johnson said. "There was no way they could really defend themselves."

      So I guess it's not really relevant here.

      Besides, I'd much rather have some baseballbat wielding maniacs than gun toting maniacs. The best defense against close combat weapons is to run away from them. Shooting people who are on drugs may not prove all that efficient either as they "just don't care". And those people are probably those that are most likely to break and enter when you're at home, as well as most likely to harm you.
    72. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by zentex · · Score: 1

      Select the weapons of choice. I happen to like shotguns: you don't miss, and you'll think twice before you riddle your home with shot

      Wanna know the greatest deterrant when you have a pump-action shotgun?

      Cock the action just once, it's a very, very distinctive sound. EVERYONE knows what's on the business end of that *chink*chink* noise. Most burglars will take off after hearing that noise :-)

      That action alone is a non-violent approach.

      Personally thou, I'd rather have one hole in the wall from a pistol than many little holes from a scattergun (less patchwork).

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    73. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by owlstead · · Score: 0, Troll

      I don't have to post anything since I've never said that violence does not solve anything. I don't mind being flagged as a troll or flame-bait, but please read the article before commenting. All the examples you mention are conflicts of war; not violence against burglars or anything (ok, that might be difficult to give a well known example of, but still).

    74. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by lucifuge31337 · · Score: 1

      Dalmations. Too bad they're so terribly overbred that the chances of getting a healthy and well-adjusted one are pretty slim unless you know something about dog breeding.

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    75. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by ChoGGi · · Score: 1

      get a lab

    76. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by owlstead · · Score: 1

      Please refrain from calling names, would you? From the article on CNN, on which you provide a link:


      The victims had no chance to arm themselves or fight back, Johnson said. "There was no way they could really defend themselves."


      Nuff said. And in most western states it IS illegal to bear arms, let alone use one against burglars. Fortunately. Such extreme violence as mentioned in the article is pretty rare in europe as well (look at the stats).

    77. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      And keeping cheapskate freeloading bastards alive on welfare just breeds more of them. Which is pretty much what Hitler's creed was. The world would have been a better place of shitheads like him didn't have access to guns, and it would be a better place if shitheads like you didn't have acess to guns either. (Godwin's law de damned)

    78. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Which shows you haven't a clue about what is effective in making children stop behaving anti-socially. Your belief that violence is the answer just gives away the fact that your parents were pretty clueless on that point too.

    79. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by spike+hay · · Score: 4, Informative

      German shepards. I have a diabetic cousin that has one. This dog has pawed at her face to keep her awake when she has started to go into diabetic comas. It even frightened off a prowler once.

      Also, it dilligently watches their baby, and even gently plays with it.

      German Shepards are extremely intimidating, yet intelligent and friendly dogs. Excellent with children. They are not mindless attack dogs like pit bulls. Shepards always know who to attack and when.

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    80. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chihuahuas. My friend had one and even if you play-hit him (the friend) that little monster would be all over you.

    81. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Khazunga · · Score: 1
      Anybody have any recommendations in regards to breeds of dogs that are insanely protective of the family and *won't* attack Junior if the dog's ears are being pulled?
      Don't rely on /. oppinion. Go seek professional help on choosing and training a dog. Getting moderately aggressive races not to attack family members is relatively easy but, without the proper training, will soften the dog too much for defence.
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    82. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Moofie · · Score: 1

      You're kidding, but I'm not.

      Get yourself a .410 gauge pump action shotgun. This serves two purposes:

      1) Everybody, and I mean EVERYBODY, knows the sound of the slide of a shotgun. An intruder that stays in your house after hearing that sound, needs to get shot.

      2) The .410 gauge round is pretty easy to handle: Not a lot of recoil, but plenty of stopping power at close range. It might not even kill the perp: But it WILL get their undivided attention.

      I'd recommend mounting a really bright flashlight on the weapon. A blinded person who has just heard the slide of a shotgun is likely to be pretty cooperative. In the best case scenario, they will surrender, and you won't even have to shoot 'em.

      Absolutely take a firearms safety course, and buy and use proper locks around children. Every gun owner is responsible for being familiar with their weapon.

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    83. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by renehollan · · Score: 1
      I'm only posting it because you seem to consider it highly unfair that he is being charged

      Investigated would be fair. Even arrested for a while (a day or two) until things got sorted out (though, that's pushing the presumption of innocence). But charged? That's not fair.

      The police and crown prosecuter (rather like a DA) admit to believing his story but argue that, even if your life is in imminent danger, to defend it reduces you to the level of those threatening it. Legally, they are correct: you're supposed to wait for the police and they are not obliged to try to help you (this was decided by the Canadian Supreme Court). And, that's what sucks.

      Damn straight I think that's unfair. Canadian law encourages peacenik martyrdom at the hands of scoundrals, hoodlums, and hardened criminals. No wonder criminals run the place. Now, shut up, pay your health care taxes and wait your turn for that life-saving operation -- we should get to you in four years or so. Assholes. But, that's another rant.

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    84. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Firethorn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, they are a special purpose group. Kinda like how the brady bunch are dedicated to exposing all the dangers of firearms.

      The trick is, who's more carefull with their research? Who's more accurate? From my looking at many of the brady campaign's ads pushing for renewal of the AWB, I've seen downright misleading ads, trying to convince people that machine guns will flood the streets when it expires. In actuality I'll be able to get a semi-automatic rifle with a flash suppressor (makes the firearm look more authentic), bayonet lug(can be useful for attaching accessories other than bayonets), and folding/collapsing stock(easier storage, fit more people) again.

      Remember, the Maryland Snipers could have done their murders with a black powder rifle, bolt action, or single shot just as easily, if not more. And they didn't use an "assault weapon" according to the law, as it was a post-ban rifle, without the folding stock, bayonet lug, or flash suppressor.

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    85. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Autonin · · Score: 2, Informative

      The classic example is the robber that enters, gets shot by the homeowner, and drags himself outside to die. If the guy dies in the house (or maybe just on the property) then it's clearly a case of defense. If he dies outside, it can be construed that he was fleeing. Big fat gray/grey area.

      Easy answer to this - Gun Control. No, not the Brady-thing, I'm talking about hitting what you aim at.

      Funny how a guy can't run back outside if he's missing half his head, or has a .45 caliber hole through his chest.

      Don't buy whimpy handguns. Smaller caliber's just not going to cut it - .22, 9mm, etc. Get something with some stopping power - .40, .45, 10mm (who knew the difference a single mm would make!). Smaller caliber handguns have great penetration power, but tend to do a through-and-through because of it, doing little noticable damage at the time. For close-in home defense, you don't want penetration power, you want stopping power - case in point:

      I remember seeing the video of the attorney being shot by a disgruntled ex-client outside the courthouse - the attorney was shot POINT BLANK 5 times (including the head) by the assailant with a light caliber revolver (.32 I believe) and yet stayed standing, and running.

      If the guy had used a .45, the first hit would have done it - put the guy on his ass and kept him there. I doubt he would have survived. I'm not condoning what that guy did, but it does make for a good example as to why light caliber handguns are not good for much more than tin cans.

      If shooting big iron is uncomfortable, then the previous suggestion of a shotgun (autoloading, and high-capacity, of course) is your next best bet. I'm not sure why the movies always portray people using pump shotguns - maybe it's the dramatic and intimidating Cha-Chunk that preceeds every shot fired, but I can make my 20 gauge autoloader sound very intimidating the first time (spring-close the bolt = CHUNK!). But when it comes down to 'business' that thing will reload in nothing flat, which is one less thing to worry about. Additionally, autoloading shotguns (heck, any autoloader, including handguns and rifles) will absorb some of the blow-back when firing. This is a good thing.

      I don't own a handgun, but would like to, if I had the time to spend practicing with it. Like others have said, training is a necessary requirement for weapon ownership. An untrained person with a firearm is as dangerous to himself as his assailant.

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    86. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by mindriot · · Score: 1

      Excuse me everyone, but...

      Why is the only thing discussed in this whole article thread the "solution" of getting a goddamn gun?

      To cite the poster:

      So I ask you, Geeks of Slashdot, what tricks do you guys have to defend yours and your loved ones homes against crimes like this? Not looking for anything that would get someone injured, but more in the area of detection and repulsion.

      (Emphasis added by me.) Why does not a single post on this entire page seem to mention other ideas? Like, good ideas on installing surveillance, better alarm systems, etc. etc.

      I find the fact that we're just discussing guns here -- which are, after all, ultima ratio and not the first thing that should come to mind -- somewhat sickening.

      Somebody please make some more sensible suggestions so the poster gets something that actually answers his question.

    87. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough, the areas in the USA with the toughest gun control tend to have the most crime, including homicide. We do tend to have lower rates for other crimes. Besides, alot of our homicide rate comes from the "drug war", and the fact that other countries tend to massage the numbers. For example, England has had a history of tracking each killing, and if the court plea-bargains down to manslaughter, it's removed from the stats. And our homicide rate today is comparable for the most part with the rest of the developed world.

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    88. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by M.+Silver · · Score: 1

      Anybody have any recommendations in regards to breeds of dogs that are insanely protective of the family and *won't* attack Junior if the dog's ears are being pulled?

      There are none. Seriously.

      Some breeds are better than others, of course, but generally the ones that are family-protective also require a lot of time to *bond* with the family... which is to say, if you wanted that much "dog time" you'd probably already have a dog. Dogs who spend most of their time in the backyard learn to protect the backyard... sometimes from the "strangers" who live in the house.

      And generally when a dog attacks a kid, it's not got anything to do with the breed, but rather the species. We've bred a lot of traits into dogs, but they do still have canine instincts, and the sweetest dog in the world can still surprise you with possession aggression ("I'm so protective of this child I'll kill it myself before I let anyone else get to it") or prey drive (watch *any* dog when a kid - or adult! - runs away from it... that "play" behavior is hunting practice, and it's very easy for a dog to get carried away) other things like that that come as a complete shock to people who've gotten used to anthropomorphizing their dog's behavior. They're domesticated, but they're not just humans with arrested development.

      Now, before I start sounding like a PETA kook, let me point out that I say all this as the owner of an apparent German Shepherd, who is completely devoted to the family and especially our four-year-old son (our only child). She also barks like a demon if anybody comes to the door and I don't let them in or otherwise make it clear (to a doggy viewpoint) that they're welcome. But that was sheer luck... you don't reliably find GSDs like that without spending a fortune on a good breeder (ours is backyard-bred at best, and more likely a mixed-breed accident, and while her temperament is great we spend a small fortune treating her for hip dysplasia, a genetic defect), and the same is true in nearly every other breed out there.

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    89. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by pvt_medic · · Score: 1

      many states require to you to flee and only use deadly force in situations where you dont have that option and are in iminent danger. However being woken up in your home in the middle of the night, arguably could meet that criteria, because you dont know the intent of the perpetrator, and being disoriented due to the waking makes it harder to escape. oh well, key thing is if you are going to shoot: Shoot to kill, less legal problems than if they survive.

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    90. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Khazunga · · Score: 1
      You see, we also have cars in Europe, and one tenth the violent death rate of the US. The difference? Widespread firearms.

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    91. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Txiasaeia · · Score: 1

      I was actually looking for a place to start - there are so many breeds out there, and I would rather trust the opinions of a few /.ers than Auntie May who breeds killer pit bulls in her spare time. Rest assured, I will not take your advice blindly :)

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    92. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Txiasaeia · · Score: 1
      "Some breeds are better than others, of course, but generally the ones that are family-protective also require a lot of time to *bond* with the family... which is to say, if you wanted that much "dog time" you'd probably already have a dog..."

      I'm actually in a basement suite right now and don't have the space for a dog (nor am I allowed to have one); I was actually thinking about two years' time when I will be purchasing a house. After owning a cat for several years, I can definitely say that I'm a dog person ;) Anyway, having said all this, thanks very much for the advice! How would I go about finding a specific dog with a good parentage?

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    93. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Funny you should ask in your other reply about who is more careful in their research. Where did you get that "information" about England? The NRA? I just wondered, because there is no such thing as "plea-bargaining" in England. That's a peculiarity of the US legal system. And even if you added the crimes of manslaughter to the murder statistics, you still wouldn't have anything like the rate of murder in the States. It's funny how people that are so keen to own guns will cling on to any excuse the NRA think up as if it's true.

    94. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by renehollan · · Score: 1
      I shouldn't bite, but...

      Which is pretty much what Hitler's creed was

      No. Hitler had a perverse idea of Germany's version of manifest destiny. He rounded up Jews not because they were a socioeconomic drag, but rather because they were preceived to unfairly prosper despite economic sanctions against Germany post-WWI.

      Of course, he used propaganda films like "Das Ju" (sp?), (translated "The Jew"), to portray all Jews as economic ghetto-dwelling parasites to gain the support of non-Jews. Hitler sucessfully shunted the blame for Germany's economic hardships away from the external sanctions (which he eventually ignored - there were "voluntary" restrictions within them), and toward Jews.

      Clearly his propaganda remains effective if you believe that.

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    95. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by renehollan · · Score: 1
      The number of deaths attributable to firearms in the U.S. that are not criminally related is far smaller than the anti-gun loby would have you believe.

      I rather like that the assholes are killing oneanother in greater numbers than they are killing innocent victims.

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    96. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Buy a time-lapse VCR (or two), put them in a safe place (locked box in the basement, closet, etc) and buy a couple of IR cameras (can be found online for fairly cheap) with the IR-LED illumination. Put one overlooking your driveway and in the house.

      You may not stop them from taking your stuff, but you might have the evidence (ie. their face) to give to the cops.

      If you don't have a garage, and park in a driveway or out on the street, don't buy a friggin BMW. Or, be smart about where you park. I worked with a guy once, he had his car broken into and his stereo ripped off 3 times in a year. Of course, the front of the building was Main St. Downtown Worcester MA, so he parked in the alley in the back. STUPID.

    97. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by renehollan · · Score: 1
      The shot will go at a MUCH lower velocity than a bullet, and therefore won't pass through the wall to your kid's bedroom or your neighbors house.

      If someone is REALLY in your house, and REALLY threatening your life, you will miss with a pistol. Even if you're great on the range and the guy is only on theother side of the room, you'll miss. A shotgun won't.

      Exactly! Give the poster a prize!

      Of course, you'll get even greater spread and lower velocity with a "sawed off" shotgun (I think some insane figure like a 10-1/2" barrel is still legal in Texas), not that I like that particular weapon.

      But stopping errant shot is as important as trying to hit your target, yes.

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    98. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Chomp · · Score: 1
      Anybody have any recommendations in regards to breeds of dogs that are insanely protective of the family and *won't* attack Junior if the dog's ears are being pulled?

      Asking which breeds of dogs are predisposed towards certain types of complex behaviours is like asking whether blacks or Asians are more genetically likely to join gangs. This thinking leads to insanities like Bred-Specific Legislation.

      There is much dog ownership information on the web, but I'll give you some important points.


      • Research your breeds, particularly in terms of temperament and needs. Some dogs need a lot more physical exercise that others. Don't get an active dog and expect it to sit calmly in the back yard all day. Don't get a long hair dog and complain about having to vacuum continuously.
      • Get the dog as a puppy. Take it to puppy obedience/socialisation school. Get it used to the sort of handling you want it to tolerate, e.g. ear pulling etc.
      • Take the dog to obedience school when it is six months old or so. Teach it using positive reinforcement methods (e.g. rewards), NOT negative reinforcement methods.
      • If you want the dog to be good around children, let it spend lots of time around children.
      • Don't leave a dog unsupervised around small children. Children can be astonishingly cruel to dogs.
      • Particularly in its formative years, the dog will pick up behaviours from you. If you react with fear or hostility to strangers, it will too. Remember that Aunty Dot is a stranger to the dog if it hasn't met her before.
      • Above all, remember a dog is for life, not just for Christmas!
    99. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Congratulations on completely missing the part about keeping them alive just breeds more of them. Seems you found more point in splitting an economic hair. Odd sense of perspective.

    100. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Necr0maN · · Score: 1

      I totally agree, put up a sign that says BEWARE OF THE FRIGGIN' BIG DOGS WITH LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS too. Instead of robbing your house and getting shot the burglar will skip yours and rob your neighbours. The fact is that they don't know you have a gun when they break into your house so they'll only find out too late and cause you lots of trouble if you shoot them. If you have a dog, and make that clear to the outside, they just won't rob you, because they might as well try another house without taking a clear and certain risk. Don't counteract, prevent. So I would advise a dog and an unloaded weapon or a realistic replica or blank firer.

      Personally I have a dobermann.

    101. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by renehollan · · Score: 1
      No, I have reread your post and *still* don't get what you're trying to say.

      Germany's post-WWI Jews were hardly a socioeconomic underclass that was being subsidized via welfare (well, there were some poor Jews, of course, but certainly all believers of that faith weren't in above normal numbers).

      I referred to the welfare practice of keeping people alive that refuse to support themselves, and continue to breed. Letting them "sink or swim" is certainly not the same as actively killing them.

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    102. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by M.+Silver · · Score: 1

      After owning a cat for several years, I can definitely say that I'm a dog person

      Heh. I have one of each (down from a pair of each). I'm a general-purpose animal person, I guess.

      How would I go about finding a specific dog with a good parentage?

      If you have a particular breed in mind, and can't afford a good breeder (look for one that shows, and preferably not just conformance), go to a good breed rescue, and get a young adult dog - old enough that its personality has developed, and hopefully its previous owners or its foster home has given it some housebreaking, etc.

      If you can afford the food bill, and have a decent-sized house, you probably want a fairly large breed that won't be intimidated by kids. Someone mentioned Great Danes, and you'll want to watch for health problems (a good Dane rescue will be aware of that), but they're a good breed, and large breeds in general are often abandoned for size issues than behavior problems. Mastiffs are good, too, but they're *seriously* big, and then there's the drool issue. I'm not breed-particular, myself (the GSDish we have now was a stray), so I'd go with a mixed breed just to leave the purebreds for people who only want the one type.

      And before you get a dog, read "How to Childproof Your Dog," too. Good book. I wish we'd gotten it earlier (there are a lot of things to do with your dog to better prepare it for children, and we didn't get it until our son was starting to interact with her), but fortunately it worked out well.

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    103. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by photon317 · · Score: 1


      Don't recommend a rifle for home defense to anyone, unless they have a lot of training not only in tactics but in proper ammo and caliber selection, or unless they live on a rather large chunk of land. Shotguns are good for all the reasons you have stated, and handguns are a decent choice for portability in the car or handbag (if her state allows concealed carry, in which case she probably has to take a course and get certified and whatnot).

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    104. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by grokmiskatonic · · Score: 1

      Actual that isn't true. You can buy a full auto weapon from a class 3 dealer. You just need a lengthy approval process to get the special license needed.

    105. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by dubiousmike · · Score: 3, Interesting

      you all modded the parent up as funny, but really you should have modded her up as informative. It isn't the act that sends you to jail, its the intent. Just like an insurance claim - if you light your curtains on fire from your hand, it is arson; if it is from a candle, it is an accident. dousing your couch with lighter fluid and lighting it up, arson - f"falling asleep" with french fries cooking in the fryalator on the kitchen counter, accident - albeit with plenty on stupidity. Insurance companies pay for accidents, not arson. its all about intent. you go to jail for murder, but not necessarily killing someone.

    106. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by jonsmirl · · Score: 1

      Get a Blaster!

      A blaster, flame-thrower operated by a foot pedal inside the car, blasts a jet of fire at a would-be hijacker.

      A person confronted by an armed hijacker simply presses a pedal and the "blaster" ignites gas that shoots from the under-side of the car.

      Doctors say the device is lethal - but the police have confirmed it is perfectly legal.

      Photos....
      http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/afr ica/232777.stm

    107. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 1

      Reading a post like this sincerely makes me want to get a huge dog, but I'm concerned about my kid (and eventually kids) around one.

      Set up a sound alarm of dogs barking triggered by a motion detector. That's what these guys did.

    108. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by BasilBrush · · Score: 1
      "At this festive season of the year, Mr. Scrooge," said the gentleman, taking up a pen, "it is more than usually desirable that we should make some slight provision for the Poor and Destitute, who suffer greatly at the present time. Many thousands are in want of common necessaries; hundreds of thousands are in want of common comforts, sir."

      "Are there no prisons?" asked Scrooge.

      "Plenty of prisons," said the gentleman, laying down the pen again.

      "And the Union workhouses?" demanded Scrooge. "Are they still in operation?"

      "They are. Still," returned the gentleman, "I wish I could say they were not."

      "The Treadmill and the Poor Law are in full vigour, then?" said Scrooge.

      "Both very busy, sir."

      "Oh! I was afraid, from what you said at first, that something had occurred to stop them in their useful course," said Scrooge. "I'm very glad to hear it."

      "Under the impression that they scarcely furnish Christian cheer of mind or body to the multitude," returned the gentleman, "a few of us are endeavouring to raise a fund to buy the Poor some meat and drink and means of warmth. We choose this time, because it is a time, of all others, when Want is keenly felt, and Abundance rejoices. What shall I put you down for?"

      "Nothing!" Scrooge replied.

      "You wish to be anonymous?"

      "I wish to be left alone," said Scrooge. "Since you ask me what I wish, gentlemen, that is my answer. I don't make merry myself at Christmas and I can't afford to make idle people merry. I help to support the establishments I have mentioned -- they cost enough; and those who are badly off must go there."

      "Many can't go there; and many would rather die."

      "If they would rather die," said Scrooge, "they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population. Besides -- excuse me -- I don't know that."

      "But you might know it," observed the gentleman.

      "It's not my business," Scrooge returned. "It's enough for a man to understand his own business, and not to interfere with other people's. Mine occupies me constantly. Good afternoon, gentlemen!"

    109. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by strider44 · · Score: 1

      What about places where you can't have guns, and other relevant laws? At least in Australia, although it's pretty stupid, if you injure someone who's breaking into your house you can go to jail for a long time.

    110. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. You're the king of moronic, content-free posts today, aren't you?
      Back away from the computer. Go outside. Get a hobby.

    111. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And after all that training, when you get depressed, have a breakdown or get really angry with someone, you have all that training and those firearms at your fingertips, to either kill yourself or someone else in an emotional blur.

      Goodness knows nobody dies from knife wounds.

    112. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      I've gotten it from a number of sources, backed up with actual governmental sites. These sites also say the recent jump in crime in England is attributable to more accurate tracking.

      As for "plea-bargaining" not happening in England, maybe I should have said "where charges are reduced". I was operating off of memory.

      Murder Rates
      If the large cities have rates in the 20-60 range, but the whole country rates a 9.8, the cities are dragging the rate up quite a bit. The site also points out that a large study showed that liberal (more free) gun policies reduced the crime rate, to include murder. I've also heard that we'd rate right with Europe if you remove African Americans from the ratings.
      I blame the high murder rate of the USA on the drug war, welfare, and stupid policies in the cities.

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    113. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by zapadoo · · Score: 1

      "... buy a gun." LOL Sadly that is the approach of many, even though it doesn't work and death from guns, crime related or not, in the US far outstrips any other western "civilized" country.

    114. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Freudiandave · · Score: 1, Funny

      Get one of those Romulan phasers, the kind that make people disintigrate into a skeleton. You'll destroy all the evidence AND cause the maximum amount of pain.

    115. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by mod_parent_down · · Score: 1

      Buy a dog.

    116. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Almost-Retired · · Score: 1

      And you're a dumb fsck if you actually believe that liberal pablum. And the NEJM is as liberal as they come, with medical accuracy only when its convienient, their political agenda has been showing for decades. They should stick to things medical, and be respected, or change their name officially to something more fitting of their editorial pages.

      Me, I have one of those little suction cup attached signs in the back window of my pickup that advises wannabe's that "Notice, driver only carries $20 (in ammunition)"

      And the house has had a 'never mind the dog, beware of the owner' sign on the front window with a very obviously loaded revolver pointed right out of the picture at the viewer for years.

      Yes, I'm a hunter/shooter and I have a concealed carry permit. Its up to you to guess where its at, because it is loaded.

      And I've never worried about my kids playing with my guns, every one of them got a lesson in how destructive they can be about the time they started crawling around on the floor. For many years, my guns stood loaded and ready in an open cabinet rack behind the front door while they were growing up, and to this day they all have a healthy respect for them, and treat their own guns today in the same manner as I taught them way back then. Would any of them shove a loaded 38 up your nose? You betcha, if you were threatening them or their family without wearing a badge & carrying a warrant.

      They remember their departed mother, who was herself a damn good shot, using the Ackley-06 I built for her to open up a can of Bud in the hand of a drunken punk who came calling one afternoon. It got his (and that of the rest of his party) attention, and we saved the remains of the can for a souvenier. No idea how he explained his need for a few stitches in his hand at the emergency shop, nor do I care. Thats how it should be, for an armed society is a polite society. And we sure could use a bit more civility in our personal relationships with the rest of the world about now.

      Those that do all this bad acting just because they can, thinking the victim is going to just let them, are some we could cheerfully miss, but not by very much, and only once, the next time we don't intend to miss.

      Like Willie Nelson and company in a recent song, a tall oak tree and a suitable length of rope are all we really need to handle the likes of them bad boys.

      Cheers, Gene

    117. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Z-MaxX · · Score: 2, Funny
      it didn't take too much for him to 'flip' and 'kill the punks' ;)
      Or you could hiring a ninja? Ninjas are cool. They flip out and kill people too.

      If a ninja is too much for your budget or risk level, you could consider one of the other wannabe Real Ultimate Powers.

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    118. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      As I pointed out in another post, there isn't a recent jump in crime in England. There's been a steady rise in crime for many years, followed by a reduction in crime or at least levelling off, depending what crimes and areas you are considering. To say there has been a jump in crime, coincident with the toughening up of gun laws, is just plain wrong. Another case of invented "facts" by the NRA and the gun lobby.

    119. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by renehollan · · Score: 1

      Do not confuse private charity with the public dole.

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      You could've hired me.
    120. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by yuri+benjamin · · Score: 1

      He should face charges, and be acquitted if it happened as you describe.
      The courtroom is the place to get to the bottom of the matter.

      Taking a life is a serious matter. It may be justified, but due process must be followed in a lawful society to ascertain whether or not it was justified.

      In case a casual reader misunderstands me, I think he should be acquitted if it happened as the parent post describes.

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      You make the mistake of thinking you can educate the fundamental stupidity out of people. You can't.
    121. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Keep in mind that those homicides INCLUDE the victims laying a few slugs into the bastards trying to hurt them.

      One could claim that all of those homicides WERE used to avert crime. Sure, it's disingenuous Bullshit!(tm), but no more so than suggesting that the stats prove guns AREN'T useful for it.

    122. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      The police and crown prosecuter (rather like a DA) admit to believing his story but argue that, even if your life is in imminent danger, to defend it reduces you to the level of those threatening it. Legally, they are correct: you're supposed to wait for the police and they are not obliged to try to help you (this was decided by the Canadian Supreme Court). And, that's what sucks.

      Practically speaking, I'm quite happy to take up arms to defend myself. If the cops don't like it, then too bad. They themselves say that they have no obligation to provide for my safety. I'd just like to know what sort of high grade colombian they were snorting when they decided that shooting an attacker was the same thing as being the attacker in the first place.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    123. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is the NRA a bunch of terrorists?

      Ostensibly, they claim that "If there's a gun in the house, you're safer." Frankly, it'd be interesting to see what the number of gun accidents + suicides + SO kills SO + number of bad guys uses the home gun against the owner tallies upto vs the number of criminals scared off with a gun comes to.

      The NRA has these numbers - I'll bet they're on it's website.

      Or not.

      Nah - the real reason why the freaks with guns make such a big deal out of it: "Well, what happens if one of those New Your City Types is elected into office - we gotta take back the gov'ment the only ways wees knows how..."

      Frankly, folks, they're advocating terrorism.

      (Feel free to label me a troll - but making an Anonymous Coward a troll is a little like masturbating...)

    124. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by slaad · · Score: 1

      That sounds more like The Shield..

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    125. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Seconded. I had one as a small kid, and the most dangerous thing about that dog was the tail - right at head level. That was until some guy decided to pull a knife on my mother. 65 pounds of claws and teeth.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    126. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Lt.Hawkins · · Score: 1

      So if you don't trust yourself to stay sane, then the world is probably better off that you choose not to have one.

      I'm quite confident in my ability to not go on a shooting rage because a new hard drive didn't come in today's FedEx delivery.

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      -- My Sig is a P228.
    127. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by sporktoast · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm as geeky as the next slashdotter, so I'm down with spending $1000 on a color laser printer. But I don't really see how that's gonna help you defend your home.

      --
      In a related story, the IRS has recently ruled that the cost of Windows upgrades can NOT be deducted as a gambling loss.
    128. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by kage.j · · Score: 1

      [Matrix] Neo: Are you saying I can dodge bullets ? Morpheus: No, I am saying when you're ready, you won't have to. [/matrix] :)

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    129. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      "A gun kept in the home is 22 times more likely to kill a family member or a friend than it is to be used against an intruder"

      The accuracy of this statistic is highly questionable, but more important, this argument doesn't address the fact that most violence happens between people who are aquainted. That can be a domestic dispute, or it can be two crack dealers arguing over the profits of their operation, but they both go under the statistics for "victim knew the assailant".

      Now, if you think your wife might snap some day and shoot you, yes, you shouldn't have a gun in the house. Or sharp objects, for that matter. In fact, getting rid of the wife might be a good idea.

      But you are very unlikely to be shot by a family member or friend by accident. You are more likely to die by fire or by drowning than by an accidental shooting.

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      You cannot wash away blood with blood
    130. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by slaad · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, a knife has other uses in the home (food prep..), whereas a gun doesn't (unless you're Homer Simpson...). It's just not really a fair comparison when applied to a "to have a gun or to not have a gun" type argument. It's proof more along the lines of that you're more likely to have a violent dispute with someone close to you than a stranger. But then again, I already knew that it really doesn't matter because my wife had it coming anyways...er, n/m

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    131. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by YaRness · · Score: 1

      more specifically, buy a shotgun.

      there is no greater deterrent to a home invader than the *shlick-shlock* of a pump action shotgun loading a round.

    132. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by SphericalCrusher · · Score: 1

      Hire a sniper. My sniper's name is Jojo and he never moves. He's also black, so he blends right in.

      --
      "Instant gratification takes too long." - Carrie Fisher
    133. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Thats how it should be, for an armed society is a polite society.

      Yeah, go tell that to someone in Somalia or Afghanistan.

    134. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by vwjeff · · Score: 1

      Threaten someone's life when they're standing armed before you because they cannot find another decent way to earn a living ? Brilliant strategy.

      Wow. So they break into a home, hold you at gun point and take your stuff because they can't find a job. Sure.

      How about this. They are lazy and greedy scum who don't care about anyone but themselves. Yeah, I feel sorry for a criminal.

      I'm glad I have a dog and a gun. My house has been broken into before. My dog, a Husky, heard the intruder and went after him. With this warning I get my shotgun and loaded it. I followed the sound of my dog barking down the street and saw her chasing the intruder. I called her name and she stopped chasing and came back.

      After turning the lights on I noticed there was blood all over my house. After looking over Annie, my dog, I noticed there was blood around her mouth. I then knew she had got a hold of the intruder.

      The same night the man was caught speeding to the hospital, with multiple bite wounds. A baseball bat, switchblade knife, and .45 hand gun were found in his car. I'm glad I was armed and had a dog.

    135. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by caranha · · Score: 1

      And they're good looking. :-)

    136. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by wikki · · Score: 1

      Having a "semi-fake" gun to use as personal protection doesn't seem like a good idea. Say you whip out the old bb gun and point it at Mr Home Invader and he whips out his Desert Eagle. You probably just got yourself killed.

    137. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by ReTay · · Score: 1

      Anybody have any recommendations in regards to breeds of dogs that are insanely protective of the family and *won't* attack Junior if the dog's ears are being pulled?

      With out question it would be an English Mastiff.
      Just get a trainer for yourself then get the dog and have the trainer come back after the the dog crosses 2years. Or you will never be able to discipline the kid with the dog around. My son is young but I would trust him with Nitro (2yr old Rottie) He would make someone kill him before my son would ever be touched. And rotties are down bread from the Mastiff

    138. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by nomadic · · Score: 1

      A normally socialized dog (i.e. not raised in a cage out back) won't attack family members. Dogs, like most of the smarter animals, recognize children and will tolerate behavior from them that they won't from adults.

      Keep in mind guard dogs and watch dogs are two different things. You probably want the second; you just need something to scare off people. There are plenty of good breeds to go with; you might want to look into one of my favorite breeds, Newfoundlands. VERY intimidating--adult males reach about 150 pounds, they look like black bears, and they're incredibly strong, able to pull 2000 lbs--but also unbelievably sweet natured and friendly. They don't make great guard dogs but they do make decent watchdogs, and they're good with kids (but so big that really young ones should be supervised around them); as a very young child I was known to ride around on my aunt's newfie.

    139. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No you don't fuckhead.

      http://www.worldaffairsboard.com/showthread.php? t= 1546

    140. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Almost-Retired · · Score: 1

      Not applicable. Not everyone is armed, particularly in Somolia. But thats another story, and I don't want to run my blood pressure up trying to figure out why we haven't already done something there. The rest of this world looks at us as either our brothers keeper, or a bunch of meddling assholes. We got the message that in Somolia, AFATAC, we're the meddling assholes.

      Cheers, Gene

    141. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To each its own fucker.

      Enjoy your freedom.

    142. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A gun kept in the home is 22 times more likely to kill a family member blah balh blah...

      Bullshit.

      People defend themselves every single day with firearms. Most of the time they don't even have to pull the trigger, so those cases are never reported in the news (if it bleeds, it leads). Go ahead and live in your little fantasy world, dude, but I prefer living in the REAL world.

      My .45 is within reach whether I'm at home or at work, and it has saved my ass on more than one occasion. YOU try working at night in a major metropolitan area alone. I've never had to shoot anyone, but I wouldn't hesitate if it meant my life. Break into my house? You'd be signing your own death warrant.

    143. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the intruder has a knife, you can also use a knife. Use a gun and, in most places, you're still going to jail for a long time.

    144. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "A gun kept in the home is 22 times more likely to kill a family member or a friend than it is to be used against an intruder" - Arthur Kellermann, MD, New England Journal of Medicine, 1998

      So is a knife. And it is used more frequently to kill people in disputes.


      Man, you guys just don't get it. It's totally irrelevent to quote how dangerous something else is, especially something that's going to be there regardless. The whole point, and I doubt you'll grasp this, is that the gun is really effective at killing family members and really lousy are killing intruders - regardless of how many knives you own.

      Tell you what, try to imagine this. God forbid this, but lets say you have a dead family member lying on the floor having been shot by your gun. Are you are going to say;
      "Well at least the house was safe from intruders"
      "On the bright side, it could have been a knife that killed them"
      "If I didnt have that gun, my loved one would be alive"

      You decide, but remember 22 times *more* people experience just this compared to those who shot intruders.

      If your reason for having a gun is safety then you're a bloody idiot.

    145. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The same logic that says you don't need a gun to shoot the duck also says that I didn't need a knife to cut it. In either case the point is moot because I could have and did have McDonalds, who probably has a license to use whatever means they killed those animals, and who probably has insurance for people who get injured by those dangerous food prep tools.

      In a previous job where I ate out almost every day, I probably used a gun I own (went to firing ranges about 1x/month) far more than any knife I own (ate at home about 0x/month).

    146. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Money+for+Nothin' · · Score: 1

      Being an ardent pro-gun "nut", I think this is excellent advice.

      One should always be instructed first in the safe handling of any tool, be it a saw, an automobile, or a gun. Firearms safety and effectiveness courses = great idea!

      And practice. Like riding a bicycle or martial arts or writing software, if you want to be *good* at it, you have to have regular practice.

      Yours is wonderful, well-reasoned advice sir, without the usual impassioned "buy a gun and cap tha' mofo!" or "guns are tools of the devil!" cries so often heard in gun-related discussions.

    147. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by atriusofbricia · · Score: 1
      Your comment reminded me of an often quoted bit of advice given by those who are just short of anti-gun:

      You should always keep your guns in a locked cabinet, or safe. They should always been unloaded, with a trigger lock securely in place.

      What I've always wondered, when you have a gun for home/self defense, what good is it unloaded, locked way where you need two keys (at least) to get to it?

      Of course, these are also the people that believe that if you lock yourself in the bed room the "crook" will be kind enough to just leave the house. Or at least leave you unharmed until the cops arrive 15 - 20 minutes later.

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      I was raised on the command line, bitch

      "Nemo me impune lacesset"

    148. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by atriusofbricia · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Speaking as someone who owns a few weapons, you are totally right. You had better be prepared to use that weapon when you bring it into play. If you are not, you are better off not going for it.

      Do not try and bluff with a gun.

      Only pull it if you are fully prepared to use it. Otherwise you are just putting yourself and others in danger.

      --
      I was raised on the command line, bitch

      "Nemo me impune lacesset"

    149. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by DietFluffy · · Score: 1

      If the intruder has a knife, you can also use a knife. Use a gun and, in most places, you're still going to jail for a long time.

      nope, that's ridiculous

    150. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      [Black/Chocolate/Yellow] Lab.

    151. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Spetiam · · Score: 1

      The "assault" weapon ban expires tonight. Get her an AR-15 and have her post paper targets up on her door (make sure they're targets that show excellent marksmanship ;).

    152. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by atriusofbricia · · Score: 1

      I cannot agree more with your choice in arms. They have the added benefit of not being able to penetrate walls like a mag or hi-power. Downside: they don't have the knockdown power. Upside: they are quick to deploy and as you pointed out cheap to operate.

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      "Nemo me impune lacesset"

    153. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by atriusofbricia · · Score: 1
      True on the first point.. On the second point:

      The problem with that idea is when you're in a situation where you have a much stronger attacker against a much weaker victim. Whereas with a gun a 100lb person can readily defend themselves against a body builder, they cannot do so when one is using melee type weapons or no weapons at all. This also goes for the people who have suggested that instead of a gun, the person should buy a knife or baseball bat. One even suggested a sword. All of these are okay in theory. But, they require physical strength and great skill to use to great effect. A gun evens the odds.

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      I was raised on the command line, bitch

      "Nemo me impune lacesset"

    154. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by atriusofbricia · · Score: 1
      [sarcasm]Strange, I didn't know that screaming stopped large possibly armed thugs. I'll have to remember that if someone ever breaks in. Don't get my gun, scream at them and they'll run away.[/sarcasm]

      The problem with you americans is that you only can see violent ways out of every situation.

      One does not acquire guns, at least not sane people, with the hope of using them. One acquires them hoping to God that they will never have to, but knowing they can if they are forced.

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      I was raised on the command line, bitch

      "Nemo me impune lacesset"

    155. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by cjgeek · · Score: 1

      As someone who has experienced first hand a man with a shotgun entering my house and holding up my family, I have to say that having a gun in the house wouldn't have made one bit of difference. If you're not carrying the weapon (raising problems of concealed weapons laws) you have to have enough warning to retreive it and ready it (if you don't keep it loaded). In my experience, the guy was in the house and we were under his gun before anyone knew or could react. Maybe if we had a dog it would have given us the warning we needed, but then he probably would have been scared off by the pooch, obviating the need for a gun. IMHO guns are of limited use but the dog has been used by humans for thousands of years for security. Stick with the pooch.

    156. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Which Leaders Support Kerry?"

      Well Al-Qaeda by way of Abu Hafs Al-Masri supports Bush in 2004. So the bullshit site in your signature is written by people who must be living in the same alternate universe as Dubya.

    157. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by misleb · · Score: 1
      Murder AND tampering with evidence? No, that won't double your sentence or anything. What horrible advise!

      -matthew

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    158. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 1

      I can endorse that. I have a golden retriever myself but have a couple of frieds who have german shepards.

      Also most police dogs are german shepards for pretty much the reasons you describe.

    159. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I noticed that "metrosexual" means "motherfucker."

    160. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by macdaddy · · Score: 1
      Thank you for your sensible post. Far too many people don't think before they buy or use a firearm. Myself, I own nearly a dozen. I grew up around them and learned to use them safely at an early age. I'm planning on becoming a certified NRA instructor when I get the free time. Few people have the luxury of learning as a child and need the professional instruction. I wish more people took advantage of the opportunities that are out there when buying their first firearms.

      Personally I also recommend shotguns for home defense. I don't recommend a long shotgun like a Remington 1100 or a Savage 755A. There are numerous short alternatives though. I also don't recommend pumps to novices. An auto is much more practical, easier to use, and safer in the long run thanks to their lack of complexity (from a usage standpoint in an urgent situation). You can't beat a scatter gun for home defense IMHO.

      Many folks want a pistol though. I always recommend the same thing. A Glock. Quite frankly it's idiot proof. There no way in hell you're not going to be able to use it right once you pop in a mag and work the slide. Forget the traditional safeties like a button that locks the trigger or hammer or a lever that rotates the firing pin. Glock's 3 safeties are as idiot proof as you can get. All 3 have to be operated in succesion for the gun to be fireable. To operate the safeties you have to pull the trigger, thus releasing the trigger safety. I can't get any more simple. Revolvers are impractical for all novices IMHO. You have to be an experienced shooter to operate a revolver safely IMHO. I own a 6" Anaconda. I wouldn't recommend it or any other revoler to anyone other than an experienced shooter. It's just not safe. I can see someone holding the gun wrong and burning the piss out of their hand. It's a common novice mistake. I'd only recommend a Glock to a novice wanting a pistol. Thinking about the gun novices I know, I can't think of a single novice that wouldn't be horribly confused by my Beretta. It's not that complicated of a gun but I can see them all being horribly confused. One too many levers perhaps.

      Rifles make a horrible personal defense weapon. It's impossible to effectively aim in tight quarters such as in a bedroom or hallway. All but the lightest rounds chambered for a rifle are almost certainly going to be a through and through, likely penetrating a wall and another member of your house or a neighbor. Save the rifles for long ranged plinking and deer hunting. Stick with the shotguns for personal defense. Everything else you said was right on the money.

    161. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Drevux · · Score: 2, Informative
      One thing about an animal is that they are animals. They do not have the capacity to reason or analyze a situation as you and I do.

      The notion that any animal knows who to attack and when is completely false. We all love to think of our pets as honorable creatures, but fact of the matter is that they are just wandering around their little animal life. They don't understand what is happening in most situations.

      I was attacked and nearly killed by a German Shepard when I was four years old. I did not provoke this attack (I was four, I was more into Sesame Stree than I was dogs at the time) however I do not blame the dog. The dog is just an animal who for whatever reason decided the need to attack a child visciously.

      Me, I would rely on a shotgun over a pet for safty. Keep the pet for love and adoration. --Drevux

    162. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by dalek_killer · · Score: 1

      I think he was asking for a geek method of improved home security, not a rednecks idea of improved security.

    163. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't keep any knives in your kitchen?

      An extremely practical advice. I'm in Israel. "Put something into the hand of a guy you just killed" is an advice that you can here from the officers in the army. Hence so many "militants" among zapped Palestinians.
    164. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by dalek_killer · · Score: 1

      But isn't Charles Bronson dead, so I think its going to take a lot more to get him to flip and kill the punks.

    165. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Nyder · · Score: 1

      88NoSoup4U88 says, "How about Hiring Charles Bronson ? ..."

      not that you or anyone cares, but poor old Charlies died. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000314/ So unless they restore heads futurerama style, no more Death Wishes...

      (of course, now that I said that, someones going to make a new Death Wish movie...)

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    166. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A barking dog is just alot of noise, unless it's trained to attack it generaly won't unless you trigger it's prey mode, make nice and they make nice. As for your gun advice it's totaly ignorant you don't point an unloaded gun at someone, if you point a gun you better be ready to use it or you risk your life and those who expect you to protect them.

    167. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Almost all dog attacks are the result of poor training. Dogs know real agression when they see it, but untrained and poorly trained dogs will attack for reasons other than self defense.

      Of course, they're still capable of making mistakes... but they are quite good at reading intent.

    168. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      I second that.

      An H&K USP 40 cal w/ a 4 pound trigger and hollow point won't injure anyone, either. They'll be dead. Unless you hit them in the limb - but only for a short while. They'll likely bleed to death.

      If a male breaks into the residence of a female, she's got a good reason to fear for her life and safety. $800 goes a long way for soundness of mind when you purchase a gun - and it's not something that can be broken through or disarmed while the potential victim hides in the back room, clutching their cell phone, crying on the phone to an apathetic 911 dispatch.

      A fucking yetti hologram or any other such childish nonsense won't deter anyone. A "home security" system wouldn't do much, either. If you want to go the geeky route, it -might- deter "crime of opportunity" type criminals if you install video cameras and put signs up on the windows, etc. that make mention of "cameras". An alarm won't do anything to the will of a criminal that's going in for jewelry or something quickly then getting his ass out; having his picture taken probably would.

      As far as conventional "security" sytems for homes, they're shit. I've got an aquantance that lives in a nice neighborhood where there was some break-ins a couple years back. His neighbor got a top-of-the-line security system. The neighbor was the next victim, and the criminal got away. The next target was my aquantance - who owns a gun. The crook didnt quite make it out the door. My aquantance saved the penal system quite a lot of money with his sub-grand investment.

      Short of a gun, get a dog. A big one. But women don't tend to like those.

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    169. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Fallen_Knight · · Score: 1

      is it tampering with evidance? its not evidance untill the cops bag it... i figured only cops can do that.

      But i'd rather do that and risk it then have to go to jail for killing some wouldbe robber.

    170. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Fallen_Knight · · Score: 1

      bah, you fool, spending money for defense puts money into hard working americans pockets. the kind of people who deserve money. scientists, workers, and more. It also increases inovation. all in all a net benifit.

      but spending money in social programs is just giveing money to the lazy, or inept, or the stupid. Also makeing jobs for those who have little or no skills, those who run the programs. here in cananda eploment insurance and workers comp is a joke, its hard to get if you really need it, but there are many who are fat, and or lazy, or whatnot and do. People who by all rights shouldn't be getting money.

      ie defense spending good for the economy and everyone in general, soical spending on welfare bad for everyone except those who directly benifit.

      at least this is my view. dunno who right i am, i'm only 20 with ~2 years of uni:)

    171. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Fallen_Knight · · Score: 1

      pit bulls are an evil breed, i keep hearing storys of pit bull attacks, little girls, women, everyone seems to be a target for them.

    172. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      20 you say? You don't even have a basic grasp on English. "Dunno WHO right i am..." Your mother should have aborted you 20 years ago. Defense spending puts money in "hard working americans pockets" yep those corporate fat cats who don't actually contribute in any way to society are "hard working." And of course the best posible thing for scientists to do is come up with better ways to kill people... Do us all a favor and please sneak into the house of one of various gun nuts who have been posting tonight.

    173. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would have to agree with your parent poster, german shepard can be a good dog (I am talking about a *german shepard*, I can't speak for those mangy american shepards).

      My shepard (who I got as a puppy) is a great guard dog, it knows (somehow) who is at the front door (and how to respond) before I have even got out of my chair. It is very friendly and plays with children (12 months and up), and older persons quite well. I trust the breed (in general) more than any other I have had. They are big enough/smart enough that they do not have to prove their capabilities (as some other breeds seem to need too).

      Granted, training and socialising your dog is more important than anything else. They can only learn from expereince (as do we), if you leave your dog in your yard and do not take it out to different situations, you probably won't have a very smart dog.

      I also find that having two smart dogs is much better than having one smart and one not so smart dog, they feed of each other, so if the dumb dog starts/does something the smart one will always back them up (defend the pack).

      Finally I would recommend getting a dog from a breeder (cavet: breeding dogs are also not *always* the best dogs to get, breeding for show is just that, *for show*, behavioural elements can come second in show breeding). Breeding does generally ensure a great number of important things (like bone strength in german shepards is very important (because they are big)). For myself, I would go to a small (to medium) sized breeder, they are small enough to take a personal interest in each dog (and give them enough attention), but knowledgeable enough to know what they are doing.

      If you are buying a family dog don't just look at one dog, look at all the pack and how they interact with each other. Obviously, you want a dog that comes from a good home/pack.

      There are a number of old tales about how to select a dog (such as sitting/waiting and selecting the one that comes to you), but I don't really think these are useful. Spend time with each pup as well as with the pups as a group. (You should take time to let the birthing bitch know you (not the other way around) before you try this).

      From my perspective no dog should ever get crabby enough at you (nor your children) to do anything harmful (even when they are being fed (the dog that is)). Dogs still think in terms of rank and pack, you and your children are, should be, and always will be higher in the pack than the dogs. The best way to ensure this (IMHO) is to get a puppy and train it from birth, even simple things like taking away a favourite toy or bone/food (while the dog is very interested in it) will show them that you outrank them (and thus, can do just about anything you like).

      Your kids (and any other pack member (ie your family)) will also need to know how dogs think and how to command it/them.

      You can't tell a dog how they rank and you can't chose their rank in the pack for them (especially when it comes to other dogs). If a member of your pack (your family) *acts* like a low ranking pack member then they are (the dog won't do as they are told). You all need to *know* you rank higher than the dog, make the dog do as it is told and show no fear.

      The behaviours your pup is allowed/taught will remain with them when they are *big*.
      If you don't want your dog to bite when it is older then *don't* *play* *biting* *games* when it is young (well duh, but *sooo* many people complain about behaviours which they themselves taught). If you don't want your dog to jump, don't hold their food up for them to jump and get. If they jump for attention ignore them (or push them over/back). Don't let your dog push in front of you (and other bad manners) when they are pups unless of course you want them to do it when they are big enough to knock you over. If you don't want your dog to go manic with excitement when you come home, don't get them worked up every time you arrive. Each learned behaviour you teach (or allow) will take much l

    174. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I went over to masterreplicas.com and they all seem all sold out of phasers. :(

    175. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by mikefe · · Score: 1

      Care to point out some links that prove your point?

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    176. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My old English Sheepdog (not a purebred though) was very calm and protective around kids, yet also protective of property (and big enough that you'd think twice).

      That sheep herding instinct seemed to come into play for the little ones. If you walked in with someone she'd give 'em a cursory hello, remember 'em the next time, but unannounced visitors got the special treatment (nothing like loud, deep barking from the other side of the front door).

      Lived to be 18, which is a long time for a dog that size. Getting a "good" non-purebred dog is key for their long life... (if two breeds with the same bad traits, e.g. hip displacia, are mixed the likehood of disformity goes up not down)

    177. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by NecroWraith · · Score: 1

      That's totally incorrect, at least in Wisconsin. If a person has a knife, and you shoot him, it is perfectly legal. If he has nothing, you're guilty of murder. You can step up the use of force one level to what the attacker is using. If he is unarmed, OC or another intermediate weapon can be used using only enough force to subdue the attacker. If he's unarmed and you beat him within an inch of his life with a baton, you're probably be brought up on charges.
      If he has a weapon that can readily and easily inflict great bodily harm or death (gun, knife, bat etc..) then you can respond at that same level. And it doesn't matter if it's in your home or not. Of course, if someone attacks you with a knife, and you shoot him, and you're NOT at home, the police may want to know why you had the gun in the first place.
      The shit about Wisconsin (and maybe other states) is that if the guy is in your home, and an unarmed man breaks in, and you shoot him, you'll probably be brought up on charges. Protection of property is not reason enough for that use of force. I don't necessarily agree, but that's the way it is.

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    178. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      There's absolutely no point in trying to prove the point to you from web links. Your mind is clearly already made up. Only actual experience of seeing the effect of a parent being coached in effective parenting skills, and seeing the difference in child behaviour would be enough for you I suspect. But you want links. Start here:

      http://www.aap.org/advocacy/childhealthmonth/spa nk .htm
      http://ia.essortment.com/alternativesto_rzbv .htm
      http://www.mindpub.com/art089.htm

      Find more by using Google.

    179. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look It's not the dogs that are agressive but the people who raise them that make mistakes. I first had 1 labrador from a dogshelter who could get very agressive against other dogs and intruders. I now have 2 American Staffordshire Terriers ( almost like a pitbull ) They are really sweet also around children, but well intruders they're f*cked.

      About protection, I agree dogs are to love but also to protect. I had a few breakins before I bought the labrador. Then the labrador one got a intruder in his leg after he waited for him to enter the house, no intruders never again, whole neighbourhood is robbed and I'm just fine. But above all love your dogs like you love your children, go to school with them and when the situation then comes, they will protect what is theirs.

    180. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Khazunga · · Score: 1
      I did not compare criminally related vs non-criminally related. I used a much simpler statistic. Europe and the US have similar cultures and similar stages of development. The large relevant difference between Europe and the US is the widespread use of firearms in the US. I'd think attributing it the responsability for the north-american much higher gunfire injury rate is a pretty obvious conclusion.

      Again, the worst kind of blind, is the one who does not want to see.

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    181. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Khazunga · · Score: 1

      Oh, cool. Then, I'd advise a German Sepherd. They are big, quite menacing, have a lot of sense of territory, but are not natively aggressive (i.e. won't attack without reason). Plus, they're very smart. You can get one to do just about anything.

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    182. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      But you always have to make sure that the dog comes from a decent place - the way a dog is treated when it is young shapes it's personality and even usually well-behaving dogs can suddenly attack if the breeder treated them bad enough.
      With every animal strong enough to seriously hurt someone you should always check if the animal's background looks good.

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    183. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by mikeage · · Score: 1

      I'm as geeky as the next slashdotter, so I'm down with spending $1000 on a color laser printer. But I don't really see how that's gonna help you defend your home.

      If it's like the one I have... just drop it on them. Sure is heavy enough.

      Or take the cord, strip the wires on the device side, and touch him. Be careful.

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    184. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Max_W · · Score: 1

      Buy (and ride!) a bicycle.

    185. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by magefile · · Score: 2, Funny

      "We come in peace! (Shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill) We come in peace! (Shoot to kill, shoot to kill, men.)

    186. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by magefile · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Police have confirmed it is perfectly legal."

      Yeah, in South Africa, but not in the US. Remember that thing in the fact about why this is a US-centric site? At least add "in South Africa" to the end of that post.

    187. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by indiechild · · Score: 2, Informative

      I should point out that one should never leave a baby or young child alone with a dog, especially if the dog is not familiar with the child.

      The child may inadvertently/accidentally challenge the dog, which may cause it to "discipline" the child, by the only means available to it -- its teeth.

      (No, I'm not a dog hater, I happen to own two dogs)

    188. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to own a phaser. I sold it when I realized that no one found it particularly menacing.

    189. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Angstroem · · Score: 1
      Or disintegrate - they can't prove anything with all the evidence disintegrated.
      But don't use the disintegrator in closed rooms. Sensors will be able to detect the vapors. ("That mist on the wall, is it Carl?")

      If you disintegrate, do it properly down to subatomic levels to make sure they won't even be able to detect some minimal raise in rare elements.

      "We're arrest you for murder, Mr Smith, the raised rare elements level in your kitchen accounts for 7 people."

    190. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Above all, remember a dog is for life, not just for Christmas!

      The only bad part about that is that a dog's natural life is shorter than a humans. Major heartbreak when the friend you raised from a puppy reaches the end of his thread...

    191. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget to get some garlic, it's hard to find silver bullets nowadays.

    192. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would I do that? You can get perfectly good new color laser printers for less than $500 these days.

    193. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by loraksus · · Score: 1

      fyi gunbroker.com tends to have really shitty prices compared to your local gun stores. You'll also find a lot of dealers trying to unload the stuff they haven't been able to sell in stores to others.
      I'd reccomend actually going to a gun store and seeing how the guns feel in your hand.

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    194. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by loraksus · · Score: 1

      Removing the ignition fuses from the fusebox works a bit better than micro-chipped keys - cheaper too ;)

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    195. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by oisteink · · Score: 1

      Muwhahahahaha
      Totally love Ninjas :D

    196. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by smchris · · Score: 1


      Yup, that's American know-how. I think it was my high school physical science teacher who took a moment to remind us that if we shoot a burgler at the door and he falls outside, you drag him inside before you call the police.

    197. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by skiman1979 · · Score: 1

      a gun (or phaser) isn't going to help if you are asleep when your stuff gets stolen.

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    198. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by 241comp · · Score: 2, Informative

      They are not mindless attack dogs like pit bulls

      Unfortunately, it is foolish comments like these that have America convinced that some dogs are dangerous simply because of their breed. This is not the case (when speaking of AKC breeds - not dogs bred by dog fighters). The only time that a pit bull is a mindless attack dog is when it is trained to be that way. A German Shepherd can be trained the same as in the story of the person above who was attacked by one at 4 years old.

    199. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by kpogoda · · Score: 1

      http://www.stickdeath.com/frameset.htm :)

    200. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fine for those in the US, switzerland or afgahnistan, but for those living over most of europe this advice isn't that helpful

    201. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1
      Select the weapons of choice. I happen to like shotguns: you don't miss, and you'll think twice before you riddle your home with shot.

      I happen to dislike shotguns. They don't actually make hitting any easier. At the range you are shooting in a house, the spread of shot will be no larger than a coffeecup.

      A handgun? I'm not that good of a shot and I don't like home intruders that close

      If they're in your house, they're already that close. I think I could manage a forty foot clear line of fire in my house, if a burglar cooperated and stood in just the right spot. And if I defended from just the right spot. Realistically, home defense is done at 25 foot range or less. Usually less.

      Seriously, the best thing about a shotgun is the view from the front - point one at a burglar, and his imagination will do most of the fighting for you. Handgun is less effective that way, but a physically imposing handgun (military-sized automatic, or big revolver) has much the same effect.

      Properly, a handgun is the weapon you have for emergencies. It's not what you use if you have even one minute to prepare - then you use the shotgun, or rifle, if you prefer rifles.

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    202. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1
      A German Shepherd. Not one of the crazy ones, though. Some of them are a little high-strung.

      My wife had one as a child. The dog wouldn't even let her father spank her....

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    203. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by LikelyStory · · Score: 3, Informative

      Pit bulls are *potentially* much more dangerous, because of their breed, than are other types of dogs, and here's the reason. Canids have an instinct, that when their opponent surrenders, they stop attacking. But Pit bulls have had this instinct bred out of them. Pits will not surrender, and will not stop attacking. But pits are usually really friendly to people - excessively so, so much that they make poor guard dogs. They were bred to fight other dogs. But f'ed-up types can train them to regard people as their target, too. These dogs are eager to please their owners, so if that's what he wants... Then you have something really, really, really dangerous. Because when they attack they don't stop until something is dead. So a pit bull makes a terrible choice for a guard dog. It's not what they were bred for. German Shepards, on the other hand, have excellent guard instincts. You can stop a well-trained German from attacking with a command. Pits don't listen to that command: they are constitutionally incapable of it, bred for centuries for their much-admired refusal to give up fighting. A half-dead Pit will attempt to keep fighting. Still a pit doesn't normally attack people, only other dogs, unless it has been mistrained. Of course you can mistrain a German Shepard too. But to suggest there is no inherent difference in the breed characteristics is irresponsible.

    204. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by gerald626 · · Score: 1

      A few years ago there was a dog-napper in our neighbourhood, and I had a purebred golden lab. My dog was tied in the back yard (no fence) and the dog-napper tried to get near her to take her away... stress the word 'tried'. That dog knew who was good and who was a threat.

      Of course, as my luck would have it, I woke up one morning covered in hives... developed an allergy to my dog.

      Nothing beats a good smart dog when it comes to security. Except maybe a slightly modified x-10 system ;)

    205. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Zebbers · · Score: 1

      the flipside of intent is negligence...people often forget that

      hunters can be charged for killing someone even if they didn't intend. IE: thought it was a deer...shot just missed and hit someone.You are supposed to be a little responsible.

    206. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by nursedave · · Score: 1
      Just think of how many there would be if the law abiding people (like myself) who are exercising our god-given right, affirmed in the 2nd amendment, to defend ourselves with our privately owned firearms, whilst the criminals still have their guns.

      I myself used a firearm to defend myself, so I find it arrogance in the extreme when someone who knows absolutely nothing about it begins spouting his idiocy.

      If you don't want a firearm, that's fine, and you can stay your happy ass in oh-so-safe Great Britain. We'll get along fine without you.

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    207. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by slaad · · Score: 1

      I don't think that McDonalds has a team of hunters out there going after cows and chickens....:) (I know you said by whatever means, but it still kinda sounded like that..) My point wasn't really in so much as how often does it get used but do you have it. In other words, you might almost never eat at home (using a knife in particular), but it's still quite likely that you have at least a set of steak knives on hand in case you ever do. On the other hand, I'd say most poeple that pretty much never go out shooting probably don't keep a gun around just in case they do. At any rate, I'm talking about a "typical case." I don't think your previous situation is one that most people are in. I could just as easily say that I can't afford to eat out every meal and frequently eat at home which is far more often than times I use a gun (not in years now I suppose).

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    208. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by finkployd · · Score: 1

      Yes they do, but I don't see what that has to do with this? The stat referenced has been debunked by nearly every group that has studied it, it is simply a flawed piece of research.

      The NRA puts put its share of flawed research too, but I fail to see what that has to do with this? Do two wrongs suddenly make a right now?

      Finkployd

    209. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Phixxr · · Score: 2, Informative
      I have owned several dogs, German Shepards, Rottweilers(Currently own one), Pit Bulls(I currently own two). Calling Pit Bulls "Mindless Attack Dogs" is an entirely ignorant and inflammatory statement. Pit Bulls are in no way mindless(one of the more intelligent breeds), and make *HORRIBLE* attack dogs.

      You have to spend some serious time(either training, or abusing) a pitbull to make it human-agressive. Pit Bulls have been bred for dog-agression, which is completely seperate from human-agression(Ask any animal expert, vet, etc about this one).

      In fact, it is better to get a well-bred fighting Pit, as they are MUCH more stable and friendly. And, lastly, the American Temperment Test Society, who has tested over 20 *thousand* dogs, rates pit-bulls as more stable than the German Shepherd.

      Don't be ignorant, think before you type, and have some sort of proof before you make a statement like that. Saying "Pit Bulls are Mindless Attack Dogs" is like saying "People with brown hair are rapists".


      -Phixxr

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    210. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Necr0maN · · Score: 1

      A dog attacks anything that looks like it's attacking or threatening his family. It doesn't matter how friendly it is to you, it's its primal instinct to protect his family (which he considers you to be a part of)

      And what is it with you people always wanting to shoot people. I presume none of you has any experience with conflict situations involving guns. I have been held at gunpoint two times (long story) and the last thing you want to do at that moment is to test your luck. As it takes only a slight muscle spasm, which can be caused by a panic reaction, to kill you.

      And try to live with yourself after killing someone in an act of fear. Because after all fear is what leads you to this kind of thoughtless actions.

    211. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, you are either retarded and/or never owned a dog. You want to talk about nature and animals?

      Dogs are pack animals, there is an 'alpha' male and subordinates. In the lack of a true pack, the owners family come the pack and the primary owner / head of household (typically the dad / male but it's pretty much the one who feeds & cares for it) becomes the alpha male. If you know families with dogs, you'll notice they have a propensity to favor one of the people but associate and PROTECT them all.
      Do a little scientific test - you and a friend goto another families house. Tackle and start (fictitiously) beating them up - 100 to one, you get bit. Then, have a different family member tackle and 'beat up' the friend you brought with you. Guess who get's bit? The one who's not a member of the 'pack'...

      Do a little research, some thinking and some lving before posting again, please. Tard...

    212. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anybody have any recommendations in regards to breeds of dogs that are insanely protective of the family and *won't* attack Junior if the dog's ears are being pulled?

      I would cautiously recommend a lab if this is what you are looking for. My 4 year old and 3 year old children regularly give our lab "check-ups" that usually involve the pulling of ears, lips and tongue. If the dog gets tired of this kind of attention it just gets up and leaves.

      Now for the cautious part. Our lab is very much a part of our family. She is very well socialized, has great patience, is very well trained and loves people. It is possible to raise a mean, aggressive lab. Probably harder than many other breads but still possible.

      And contrary to many other posts, if you are looking for a dog that is good with children be very wary of rescue dogs. You don't know how they were raised or whether they were abused. Get a puppy so the dog will grow up being familiar with your family.

    213. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by 241comp · · Score: 1

      Of course there are differences in breed characteristics but to classify pit bulls as mindless attack dogs is just as irresponsible. Why do you think that so many people try to use them as guard dogs? It's because they're been told them make great "attack dogs". They make terrible guard dogs simply because they were originally bred for dog-fighting. A good guard dog does no damage but simply immobilizes the subject. A good attack dog kills. Unfortunately, due to bad (read: evil) trainers or bad breeders, sometimes these dogs are trained to attack humans. This is where the problems come from. As far as dog-human interaction, with a properly bred and trained pit bull, there will be very little inherent difference in the breed characteristics as they relate only to human interaction (though there will be some).

    214. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      "The All Mighty Did Not Make All Men Equal; Smith and Wesson Did."

      But I just can't help but think that this is a case of the, 'to many rats in the rat cage', effect.

    215. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Java+Ape · · Score: 1
      I completely agree with RenHollen -- nicely said sir! Having some expertise in this field, I'd like to offer an opinion. My personal home-defense favorite is a Benelli semi-automatic assault shotgun with light loads. Here's why:
      1. Semi-automatic is much easier to operate if you're tired/scared/panicked. No pump to cycle, no catch to flip. Point and shoot interface.
      2. Great stopping power (even with reduced-recoil ammunition), with minimal overpenetration. Contrary to popular belief, a shotgun has virtually no spread under household distances. However, the individual pellets have very low mass, and dissipate energy more quickly than a solid slug - excellent kinetic transfer. This is good. Rather than punching a clean hole in the bad guy, you slam him across the room. If you miss, you'll destroy the wall, but probably won't kill the family member on the other side of it. Using light loads with small shot further protects the innocents in your home, and won't make a bit of difference to the bad guy.
      3. The shotgun is short enough not to present a huge opportunity for the bad guy to grab the barrel. You've all seen it on TV. Good guy going through house with handgun in classic Weaver grip. Walks past corner, gun extended fully forward. Bad guy grabs gun. Game over.
      4. Long enough to provide leverage if someone does grab it. Try this: grab a stick about the length of a shotgun. Have a friend grab the end of the barrel. Step back and pull back on the "gun" -- See the barrel pointed at his chest? How convenient!
      5. Intimidating as heck. Don't want to kill a bad guy? Then intimidate them. I have a nice Walther PPK pistol. It's lethal, but looks like a toy. Chances are if you pull it (or anything like it), you're going to have to use it. Pull out an assault-style shotgun and the intimidation factor goes way up. Bottom line: bad guy gets arrested instead of shot, and you don't have to clean the living room and spend the next month in court hoping your self-defense story holds up.

        For the record - most home insurnace programs don't replace the carpet, walls or furniture you blasted getting your bad guy, and taxidermists are generally unwilling to mount him for your trophy room, so you're better off not shooting him in the first place.

    216. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by ACPosterChild · · Score: 1

      I liked what you said, but I'm a little confused about just how big your house is.

      1) At 20 ft, the spread of a shotgun is only a few inches. Most houses don't have areas where people can get much further than that apart and still see eachother. And, if they could, there would almost certainly be doorways in between or to the side where cover can quickly be taken. All a shotgun buys you at that distance is a couple pellets in an extremity, where a rifle or handgun would have missed by ~2 inches. Preferable, yes, but you can certainly miss with a shotgun.

      2) How can a "home intruder" not be too close for comfortable rifle range? (i.e., be too far for comfortable handgun range). When turning a corner looking for the bogey, I wouldn't want a long rifle in my hands, but a short, controllable handgun.

    217. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by renehollan · · Score: 1
      Europe and the US have similar cultures and similar stages of development.

      Geez, no! The degree of individualism in the U.S. is much higher. It might be argued that there isn't commensurate responsibility that goes along with the freedoms one enjoys.

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    218. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Binky+The+Oracle · · Score: 1

      Reading a post like this sincerely makes me want to get a huge dog, but I'm concerned about my kid (and eventually kids) around one. I've heard too many horror stories of dogs attacking their owner's kids to go out and get one. Anybody have any recommendations in regards to breeds of dogs that are insanely protective of the family and *won't* attack Junior if the dog's ears are being pulled?

      The best book I've read by far is "How To Be Your Dog's Best Friend" by The Monks of New Skete. I got it after we adopted our German Shepherd, but I recommend it highly to people who are thinking about getting a dog.

      The book has a great overview of canine and pack psychology. This will go a long way toward helping you understand why your dog behaves in certain ways. It's also a great way to know whether to discipline the dog or the kid when an altercation occurs. =-) The only thing I'm not sure about is their affinity for providing raw meat in a dog's diet. While I don't discount their results, the vets I've asked about it have said that there's too much of a health risk and that modern dog foods are very good.

      The top three breeds, in my order of preference, would be German Shepherd, Lab, Golden Retriever, but there are many breeds that are wonderful family members. There are some smaller breeds that, while not necessarily fear-inducing, still make good "guard" dogs because of their territorial instincts. (I'm particular to Schnauzers and Poodles.)

      Above all, buy from a reputable breeder and, if going for a larger dog like a German Shepherd, find a breeder who specifically breeds for temperament and health. Like anything else, starting with quality makes everything else a lot easier.

      Read the book - it will answer a lot of your questions and put some of your fears to rest.

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    219. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by crabpeople · · Score: 1

      its called a Varon-T Disruptor and it was made by the federation actually. The idea being that the worst weapon ever created was made by the forces of good, not the "communist" romulans.

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    220. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by dubiousmike · · Score: 1

      great point

    221. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Mr_Huber · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of a story. A friend of mine once told me about a debate he saw on rec.guns some years back. The topic of burglary had come up, once again, and had gradually shifted to a new question: What is the scariest sound a burglar can hear?

      Everyone chimed in with their favorite weapon. Some claimed the sound of a 9mm cocking was the worst. Others argued for the hammer of a revolver. Sill others favored the finality of a pump action shotgun racking a shell. The debate raged on about the relative merits of bolt action rifles snicking closed and automatic weapons being cocked. In the end, though, a winner was declared.

      The most frightening sound a burglar can hear is the rumble of a starting chainsaw.

    222. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by BandwidthHog · · Score: 1

      dunno how right i am

      Not very.

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    223. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This dog has pawed at her face to keep her awake
      That is SO ANNOYING!
    224. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Fallen_Knight · · Score: 1

      its the net man, i dont' try to type slowly and accutarty nor do i give a fuck, its a god damn comment, not an essay. and WHO should have been HOW but i typed way to fast. i didn't proofread so sue me, i'm sure you'll win.

      i don't care what u or anyone else says, those cororate fat cats spend their money on all sorts of useless things in america, and they have to employ people to produce whatever the goverment wants. Either way the money comes down to the lower class. Sure they get money for doing nothing, oh well, somehow they got there and nothings going to change that anytime soon.

      And defense spending and research does better all of us, if it wasn't for it you wouldn't be here on the net, not to mention many other things. i may be 20 but i understand the world better then you do it seems. you anonymous coward.

    225. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Fallen_Knight · · Score: 1

      prove it. at least i have arguments that can be proven wrong, not a statement with no meaning or proof.

    226. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gun, phaser, taser or whatever, your Mom would still have to be awake and alert enough to use the weapon before (a) the crime was completed or (b) the scum shot her instead.

      So first off, you need a perimeter alarm system and cameras (even fake cameras put thieves off).

      Then you need something to stop the scum even thinking of crossing your perimeter anyway - big dog scores well here, along with alarm system signs. DO NOT ADVERTISE THAT YOU HAVE A WEAPON IN THE HOUSE! This may attract gun thiefs.

      And finally you need a protection system to keep you safe from the determined scum or those too high on drugs to simply know the police will be coming soon - strong doors, good locks, and maybe a safe room such as the cellar to hide in. You may think it is annoying to lose your personal property, but losing your life or suffering a crippling injury tangling with a crook is more inconvenient in most peoples' consideration.

      Some friends in Reading in the UK had a great solution - they owned two houses next door to each other, and rented the second to some Hells Angels! They were the best neighbours they ever had, with no trouble whatsoever, and crime in the area dropped cos the scum were scared sh*tless of the bikers! :) The bikers also had great BBQs....

    227. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      While it is easier to kill intentionally with a powerful rifle, it is easier to kill, or seriously maim, unintentionally, with a shotgun.

      I'm not so sure about that.

      First and foremost, you have no business shooting at anyone or anything that you do not intend to kill. End of story. Warning shots and shooting to wound is best left in the movies.

      If you get shot with a hunting rifle, the hydrastatic shock of the bullet entering your abdomen WILL break open several of your internal organs. Maybe you'll be lucky and have it be your heart, so your death is quick and painless. Maybe you'll be unlucky enough to have it be your intestines. When the contents of your intestines are freed to float around in your abdomen and you die a week later from septicemia, you'll have a much worse death than if you had been shot in the face.

      A heavy leather coat would provide you with a slight amount of protection against a shotgun blast. The pellets wouldn't bounce off of you, but it could rob enough energy from them to prevent them from reaching your heart and lungs.

      Close range, a rifle is just as deadly as a shotgun. Possible even moreso.

      LK

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    228. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      In most places you'd be going to gaol just for possession of the gun.

  2. Good question.. by panic911 · · Score: 5, Funny

    First I would suggest watching Home Alone 1. That kid is pretty damn clever and easily fended off joe pesci and that ugly guy. Next I would buy an outdoor webcam with some motion detection software.

    1. Re:Good question.. by spellraiser · · Score: 5, Funny
      I have just been asked to relay the following letter:

      Dear punk,

      I am NOT ugly. You sonnofabitch. Your geek ass better have some good home defense, because I am coming over there to KICK YOUR ASS!

      Sincerely,
      Daniel Stern

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    2. Re:Good question.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean you're not Vlade Divac?

    3. Re:Good question.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Next I would buy an outdoor webcam with some motion detection software.

      Webcam? Cool. Is your mom hot?

    4. Re:Good question.. by DaveOke · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Webcam? God no!!!! Cameras are pretty useless when it comes to stuff like this. All they do is say, "Yep... someone stole the car!" Being someone that installs alarms and CCTV systems, here's some steps you could take:

      First you should install a photo beam across your driveway and use EOL resistors to detect tampering. Have it connected to a outdoor/indoor siren to alert the homeowner and the neighbours. Use a self or central monitoring service to alert a pager. Use a decent system like Paradox and avoid mickey mouse systems like radio shack.

      Also, this is probably the wrong place to come to ask about home security.

    5. Re:Good question.. by Omar+Gustav · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Well, the "Assult Weapon Ban" expires tomorrow. Perhaps your should just buy an AK-47. If the police are not going to do anything about it, fight crime, and shoot back yourself.

    6. Re:Good question.. by _J_ · · Score: 1

      easily fended off joe pesci and that ugly guy

      I'm sure there is at least one person on this planet who wishes that you had said "Daniel Stern and that ugly guy"

      J:)

    7. Re:Good question.. by mj2k · · Score: 2, Funny

      I would connect a webcam with motion detecting software to an AI system that tracked the face of the introduder and triggered an ak-47 upon target lock - no injuries that way, just instant death!

    8. Re:Good question.. by lessthanjakejohn · · Score: 1, Informative

      Please mod this down!

      THe Assault weapon ban does not include AK47s...

      Automatic weapons have been banned since the 20's

      THe AWB will allow you to buy new high cap mags and it will allow a few cosmetic features on semi auto weapons, not allow automatic rifles...

    9. Re:Good question.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "assault weapon" ban only covers semi-automatic rifles, you still won't be able to buy an AK-47...

    10. Re:Good question.. by hendrix69 · · Score: 1

      Few people know that Joe Pesci was in a hair-band during the 80's.

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    11. Re:Good question.. by ffub · · Score: 1

      Round here they'd just steal your outdoor webcam.

    12. Re:Good question.. by TykeClone · · Score: 1

      Nope - but you'll be able to buy something that looks like an AK47.

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    13. Re:Good question.. by finkployd · · Score: 2, Informative

      *sigh* yet another geek with no clue about the assualt weapon ban.

      Hint, AK-47s (the media's favorite representative of assualt weapons) was never banned. Automatics were, but those have been banned since the mid 30's without a special license.

      Finkployd

    14. Re:Good question.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've heard of people setting up google alert on their own name, but setting up a slashdot alert on "ugly guy"? Jeeez...

    15. Re:Good question.. by gooser23 · · Score: 1

      exactly. other repliers to this post are quite uninformed. see http://www.iawca.org/mgfaq.htm for more information.

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    16. Re:Good question.. by finkployd · · Score: 1

      Ummm, Hi. You could buy AK-47s before the ban expired. Please get informed.

    17. Re:Good question.. by panic911 · · Score: 1

      That's a good point about camera footage being useless - however lots of Motion Detection camera software has Alarm options, where you can specify some .wav file or something that will play when it detects something (and also begin recording). Although it might get a little annoying if theres cats always running by, or something.

    18. Re:Good question.. by TykeClone · · Score: 1

      But not something that looks like an AK47 - the ban was based more on the appearance of the firearm than the workings of it, right?

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    19. Re:Good question.. by dbialac · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Simple Low-tech solution to fend off an intruder:

      Wait for somebody to install ADT in your neighborhood. ADT will then provide marketing materials to everyone in the neighborhood. Cut out the ADT logo and paste it on your window. Viola, no burglers. Remember, perception is reality.

    20. Re:Good question.. by Arethan · · Score: 1

      That's not exactly true if I recall correctly. It is completely legal to own fully automatic weapons in certain states. (I believe Arizona is still legal, though that may have changed.) Full auto weapons are banned by state governments, not the fed. Again, this is purely by my memory, so check with your local gun smith. Don't go to your local law enforcement agency unless you want an absolute 'no' for an answer, and then be prodded as to why you want a full auto. Cops are usually nice people, but you have to remember that every full auto out there is another one that they will percieve as a potential problem to them. They are, after all, putting their lives on the line on a daily basis, and are trained to begin interviewing EVERYONE they encounter. After a while, they'll start using interview tactics on a subconscious level.

      If I'm wrong, then please do point me to a fed law that I can reference that covers this.

    21. Re:Good question.. by ImaLamer · · Score: 2, Informative

      Another option for motion detection software

      Works well enough. The point is to upload it somewhere remote so that a burgler can't just take the PC as well.

    22. Re:Good question.. by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 1

      Actually it's really a $200 tax stamp, not a license, and it is required for full-auto firearms as well as silencers. However, your state may have additional laws that forbid certain models of weapon.

      Realistically, though, full auto weapons aren't worth a shit for home defense. First of all, it takes a hell of a lot of skill to keep something as short as a three-round burst on target. If you don't believe me, go to a machine gun shoot in your area and try it.

      Second, as a civilian, you're responsible for and will be grilled at length for every shot. When you consider that every round you fire has the potential to send you to prison and/or bankruptcy court, you really don't want to fire off unnecessary rounds around your neighborhood.

      Don't get me wrong, the military of various countries spend a hell of a lot of money designing excellent firearms. However, the semi-auto versions are enough for home defense.

    23. Re:Good question.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Cut out the ADT logo and paste it on your window. Viola, no burglers. Remember, perception is reality.

      I do not know what ADT is. Burglar may not know what ADT is. And even if it spelled out on logo what it is it does need to be lighten up in night, right?

    24. Re:Good question.. by merlin_jim · · Score: 2, Informative

      The point is to upload it somewhere remote so that a burgler can't just take the PC as well.

      I want my security system to be a deterrent, not just a forensic tool.

      I am building a home studio. $10,000+ worth of equipment. Naturally, word will eventually get around.

      So what am I doing? Everything goes in a steel cage, cabled to a bolt in the floor.

      Webcam surveillance. Clearly posted signs demonstrating camera, computer, and internet. The connection is a cellphone. Luckily I have a spare cellphone and AT&T Wireless Internet; it will be configured to dial the cellphone (permanently attatched & powered off an adapter) and use it as an alternate conduit.

      All that smart tech won't help me one bit, if the criminals think they can just snip the cable line and be done with it. Luckily, the power is a 2-inch thick stranded aluminum cable coming out of the ground. I don't think anyone's going to try to cut that without going to the transformer, 30 feet up a pole on a well lit street patrolled by police at night.

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    25. Re:Good question.. by mayotte · · Score: 1

      Problem is that the scripts in the Home Alone series relied heavily on the bad guys to be in exactly the right place at exactly the right time; and for them to stay away each time long enough for the kid to set up the next trap.

      You are unlikley to find a robber as cooperative in your house.

    26. Re:Good question.. by zbuffered · · Score: 1

      What? Who are you? The grandparent was clear enough. You can buy AK47s that look like AK47s. They're not even that expensive...

      The law covers semi-automatic weapons with certain characteristics; guns are allowed only one of these: Pistol grip, collapsable butt-stock, flash suppressor.

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    27. Re:Good question.. by TykeClone · · Score: 1
      Right - the appearance of the weapon was enough to make it illegal. Not the function.

      I'm on your side here!

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    28. Re:Good question.. by zbuffered · · Score: 1

      OK since I'm not sure where we stand on this, let this website guide us both:
      Explaining the 1994 Assault Weapons Ban

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    29. Re:Good question.. by Omar+Gustav · · Score: 0

      Actually, you are the one who has no clue. In 1994, the crime bill banned 19 specific weapons, the AK-47, my friend, was one of those weapons. Fully automatic weapons were actually 'banned' in 1986 (not in the 1930's as you have stated). Owning fully automatic weapons is actually legal in most cities across the US. All you need is your CLEO's signature, to be fingerprinted, and a $200 tax to the ATF.

    30. Re:Good question.. by kaybee · · Score: 1
      You are definitely incorrect -- the National Firearms Act (NFA) passed in the 1930s outlawed automatic weapons and silencers and some things like pen guns and the like.

      I believe that some states also outlaw them? I'm not clear on that part.

      The NFA was passed in response to mobster activity which of course was fueled by prohibition. The funny thing is that if you own a coporation and have $300 you can get an automatic weapon. Back in the 1930s that was a lot of money, but it seems the mobsters would have had it. The $300 amount has not changed since, so today it is much more reasonable but there is still a lot of paperwork involved...

      Here is the first link on Google.

    31. Re:Good question.. by kaybee · · Score: 1

      I have both handguns and a 8-shot 12-gauge shotgun. There is a lot of debate over which is better for home defense. The handgun is small. The shotgun is easy to hit something with, but is more awkward... however it does have the unique sound associated with it.

      Almost NOBODY recommends assault weapons for home defense, or rifles of any sort for that matter. The recently banned "assault weapons" are basically "scary looking rifles" with too many "options" on them such as pistol grips, collapsing stock, flash suppressor, etc. None of these accessories are particularly helpful in home defense as well.

      Basically, any rifle is going to be just as awkward as a shotgun but harder to hit something with. Probably most important is the fact that the rounds will go through more walls than a shotgun or handgun round, which is a bad thing if you don't know who is in the next room or the next house.

    32. Re:Good question.. by kaybee · · Score: 2, Informative
      Well, it depends on how you look at it. In 1986 the manufacture of automatic weapons was prohibited. But before that the ownership was regulated as you stated. This first link on Google confirms this. Interestingly enough if a corporation buys the gun no fingerprints nor a CLEO signature is required (last I knew).

      And please back yourself up with some proof about the AK-47 being banned... I'm pretty sure it wasn't, unless it had two or more banned features. Here is a pretty good explanation of the law with the specific weapons listed which does not include the AK-47.

      Also, here is a good page about the now-expired ban and assault weapons and automatic weapons and many people here on Slashdot apparently need to be educated on the subject.

    33. Re:Good question.. by finkployd · · Score: 2, Informative

      Even something that looks like an AK-47. There were several specific models banned , here they are:

      -Norinco, Mitchell, and Poly Technologies Avtomat Kalashnikovs (all models);
      -Action Arms Israeli Military Industries UZI and Galil;
      -Beretta Ar70 (SC-70);
      -Colt AR-15;
      -Fabrique National FN/FAL, FN/LAR, and FNC;
      -SWD M-10; M-11; M-11/9, and M-12;
      -Steyr AUG;
      -INTRATEC TEC-9, TEC-DC9, AND TEC-22;
      -revolving cylinder shotguns such as (or similar to) the Street Sweeper and Striker 12.

      So no Avtomat Kalashnikovs (all models) huh. Well AK-47s are still cheaply available everywhere, although there are several knock offs that have a reputation for higher quality. It is an easy law to get around and accomplishes nothing. For that matter while the Colt AR-15 is banned, there are like 10 other manufacturers who build AR-15s that are perfectly legal. The Intertec Tec-9 is not legal under this bill but the nearly identicaly Tec-10 is.

      The other provisions of the bill stated that a gun can only have two of the following:

      Rifles
      -Folding/telescoping stock
      -Protruding pistol grip
      -Bayonet mount
      -Threaded muzzle or flash suppressor
      -Grenade launcher

      Pistols
      -Magazine outside grip
      -Threaded muzzle
      -Barrel shroud
      -Unloaded weight of 50 ounces or more
      -Semi-automatic version of a fully automatic weapon

      Shotguns
      -Folding/telescoping stock
      -Protruding pistol grip
      -Detachable magazine capacity
      -Fixed magazine capacity greater than 5 rounds

      Clearly this law is just "feel good legislation" that did nothing of substance (except cause the Democrats to lose congress in 94).

    34. Re:Good question.. by TykeClone · · Score: 1
      Clearly this law is just "feel good legislation" that did nothing of substance (except cause the Democrats to lose congress in 94).

      Which is what I was (inelegantly, apparently) trying to say.

      That's like banning "assault knives" as evidenced by having a camoflague grip (or something). The blade could be identical to a kitchen knife, but the "assault knife" would be banned because of its looks.

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      A fine is a tax you pay for doing wrong and a tax is a fine you pay for doing all right.
    35. Re:Good question.. by Switchback · · Score: 1

      Fact is, "assault" rifles, and rifles in general are extremely poor home defense choices. They're akward, hard to control and use high velocity rounds which will go through most home walls (even several). You don't want to accidentally hurt others in or outside your house.

      A better choice is a shotgun or pistol. Shotguns are much better for home defense. They're also a little akward though. Usually, depending on the shells, shotgun rounds won't go through walls and have the advantage of not needing to be very precise in your aiming. Most people defending their homes are going to have their adrenaline pumping, will be scared and nervous and unless you are well trained, you won't be aiming very well.

      Pistols have the advantage of being much easier to handle. You want low velocity rounds that collapse so they have less penetration. But the arguement for the shotgun (no need to be precise in aiming) works against the pistol. Most people aren't the best shot when scared and nervous.

    36. Re:Good question.. by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      Also, this is probably the wrong place to come to ask about home security.

      Oh yes. Be sure to get your information from a certified security industry cartel member. That way you can buy the hardware at a 5000% markup and have it professionally installed so you don't realize that most of the stuff is decades old technology.

      Not that you have much choice in the matter. Practically every manufacturer of decent security hardware won't sell to you unless you join the price fixing club anyway, and the "experts" will tell you that those other guys who will sell to anybody only make crap. Enjoy!

      First you should install a photo beam across your driveway and use EOL resistors to detect tampering.

      Like I said, technology of the '70s today! Now you can have neighborhood pets setting off a blazing siren as a false alarm all the time, instead of using a camera with motion sensing software which would easily distinguish between things of different sizes moving across your driveway. And EOL resistors? What is this, a bank? Some petty car thief isn't going to be shorting your sensor circuit. Security as about a balance between the costs and the probablities. It's like insurance. It's a calculated risk. Of course my inablity to oversell technology with a straight face is why I write software now instead of sell security systems.

    37. Re:Good question.. by M-G · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh yes. Be sure to get your information from a certified security industry cartel member. That way you can buy the hardware at a 5000% markup and have it professionally installed so you don't realize that most of the stuff is decades old technology.

      And most of it isn't terribly complicated. We have a system installed by ADT at our office. ADT does the monitoring. System started alarming due to a low backup battery. ADT was going to charge a $40 service call, plus another $50 for the new battery, but they couldn't come out for a few days. Took the battery out, went to a local supplier, and got a new battery for $20.

      When we were vacating some office space, I did some searching on how to get around the installer code, and removed those sensors from the system.

      Sure, your average person should probably rely on a security company for anything like this, but the average slashdotter should be able to deal with it.

    38. Re:Good question.. by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 1
      Burglar may not know what ADT is.

      I would expect that any burglar, with the possible exception of the hamburglar, would be familiar with ADT.
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    39. Re:Good question.. by ImaLamer · · Score: 1

      What I'm saying is, as a deterrent to *some criminals* a visible camera can be enough.

      But of course I'm not suggesting this is the final defense. Put a sign with lots of words on the edge the property saying:

      Thank You.......

      For Reading This
      Little Sign.....
      It's Here To Let
      You Know That You
      Are Currently Being
      Videotapped.. so
      If you've read this
      I've seen you.

    40. Re:Good question.. by BandwidthHog · · Score: 1

      my inablity to oversell technology with a straight face is why I write software now

      You forgot to enclose that statement in IRONY tags.

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    41. Re:Good question.. by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      On the internet nobody knows you're grinning...

    42. Re:Good question.. by BandwidthHog · · Score: 1

      Glad you're not pissed. I saw that statement and just couldn't help myself. I suppose the fact that I used to have a business selling/installing security systems might have motivated me just a slight bit...

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    43. Re:Good question.. by Arethan · · Score: 1

      Hrm. That is very interesting. The bit about the $300 and having a corp, I mean. For most general purposes, a corp has the same rights as an individual in the eyes of the law. It seems funny that they would get special treatment in this case.

      Either way, it looks like I'll be reading up on the NFA.

    44. Re:Good question.. by GeorgeMcBay · · Score: 1

      Problem is you must have had your sense of humor surgically removed.

    45. Re:Good question.. by mayotte · · Score: 1


      I think your comments could equally apply to your own response.

      I guess I should have put a smiley face or something to make it less ambiguous.

    46. Re:Good question.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I'm saying is, as a deterrent to *some criminals* a visible camera can be enough. But of course I'm not suggesting this is the final defense. Put a sign with lots of words on the edge the property saying:

      Thank You... For Reading This Little Sign..... It's Here To Let You Know That You Are Currently Being Videotapped.. so If you've read this I've seen you.


      "Yes, officer, I'd know him anywhere! He was about six foot tall, wearing jeans and a gray shirt, and with a sock over his head."

    47. Re:Good question.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly this law is just "feel good legislation" that did nothing of substance.

      Isn't legislation like this the ideal form? It makes the gun nuts happy (because they can still own all the firepower they want), and it makes the gun control nuts happy (because they think they've made the world a safer place). So it pleases most people on both sides of the debate. Where's the problem?

  3. Dog by flossie · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If you don't have any pets, consider getting a dog.

    1. Re:Dog by LnxAddct · · Score: 1

      I second this, get a dog, maybe two. If she parks her car inside of a fenced area then just have the dogs rome around in the fenced area at night. Or have one in the house and one outside. They are great to have around, tons of fun, and 24/7 security. Just pet them now and then, give them food, and they are happy.
      Regards,
      Steve

    2. Re:Dog by barzok · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A real dog, minimum 50 pounds. Anything smaller isn't a deterrent, it's an annoyance.

    3. Re:Dog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah there's nothing potential burglars hate more than a Shih Tzu!

    4. Re:Dog by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's true. End of discussion. Sure, it's cute to make this an "Ask SlashDot" and all, but we're talking matters or life, death, and property damage. The experts are well-documented on this. It may not be as geek-chic as a webcam or motion-sensing laser cannons, but by all accounts the bad guys bolt when they hear a dog.

    5. Re:Dog by kfg · · Score: 3, Funny

      Or a Cheetah if you're a cat person.

      KFG

    6. Re:Dog by davidesh · · Score: 1

      Dogs are excellent deterrents! My dog is 75lbs, she will lick you to death, but she howls louder then anything when anyone comes near the house. Alerts me something is up. Also security cameras are really cheap these days... for under $1k you could have one badass setup.

    7. Re:Dog by e9th · · Score: 1

      "Dog" is the correct answer. A dog will alert you to danger in time for you to go to your backup plan, (saferoom, 911, firearm, whatever), and the rest of the time will love you much more than than your alarm system ever will. Even when the phone lines are down and the power is out.

    8. Re:Dog by Veridium · · Score: 5, Informative

      I highly recommend this route. To avoid having to go through training issues and increasing demand on the puppy factories out there, seriously consider looking into a rescue dog. These are dogs that typically are taken from shelters before their time runs out. The volunteers who run rescues tend to pick dogs who have exceptional traits like intelligence, affectionate, etc...

      In the rescue system, they are typically potty trained, given obedience classes, speyed or neutered, screened for diseases, full immunizations, and are socialized with other dogs. I adopted a 2 year old pit bull a few years back(I went to see a germen shepherd but this dog suckered me). I couldn't have asked for a better dog. She came potty trained(mostly) with basic obedience training and she's extremely loyal. She does really good with my infant children and she scares the crap out of strangers.

      I highly recommend rescue dogs after this experience.

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    9. Re:Dog by spectral · · Score: 3, Funny

      Would an AIBO work? Dog AND geeky. I dont' know if they bark though.

    10. Re:Dog by oedipusmaximus · · Score: 1

      hope you don't bank on that strategy in New Jersey. if your dog attacks an intruder, you can be charged with assault. :)

      of course your results may vary.

    11. Re:Dog by pyros · · Score: 5, Funny

      Dogs are for weenies. What you really want is a guard baboon. Seriously, who's going to mess with this?

    12. Re:Dog by leonscape · · Score: 1

      Dogs are the best. They know when some one is there, even outside the property.

      Some guys where trying to break it to houses where I live they tried three. All of us had dogs, so they can't moving further up the street.

      They didn't get past the fourth as they had a couple of German Shepards, Which kept them pinned in the yard till morning. They didn't bark, just growled. Police came round and collected the criminals.

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    13. Re:Dog by mehtars · · Score: 1
      He'd probably be the first thing thats stolen

      ro

    14. Re:Dog by gricholson75 · · Score: 4, Funny

      NOTE: The baboon will not wear diapers.

    15. Re:Dog by Epistax · · Score: 1

      Nah it can be a tiny dog. Unless you've been specifically targeted what the thief is looking at is a house with a dog, versus a host of houses without a dog.

    16. Re:Dog by Binky+The+Oracle · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I talked about my rescued German Shepherd earlier in this thread (up in the shotgun discussion) and what you say is very true. Our GSD was abandoned and possibly abused. Yet within 24 hours she was definitely my dog - she bonded with both me and my wife, and almost immediately started protecting the house.

      She was approximately 4-5 years old when we got her, and had seen some hard times (worn teeth, heartworms, etc.) but she's been a fantastic dog and everyone in my family keeps trying to steal her from me.

      Not too bad for a dog that we were just taking in to prevent having her put down while we looked for someone to adopt her.

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    17. Re:Dog by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 5, Funny

      Too agressive. The last one we elected, invaded Iraq on some rather flimsy evidence of WMDs.

    18. Re:Dog by finkployd · · Score: 1

      Well, in that case a much better plan is "do not live in New Jersey" ;)

      Finkployd

    19. Re:Dog by toddestan · · Score: 1

      All the dog has to do is make a lot of noise and be annoying and the theives will just move onto the next house where there isn't any dogs to wake anybody up.

    20. Re:Dog by DissidentHere · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Amen! There are tons of great dogs looking for good faimlies. Usually, the dogs are great, but the familiy couldn't take care of them correctly (and thankfully recognized this), had to move, or just realized that they aren't 'dog peope'.

      An important note though - while many rescue dogs have gone through some obedience training, as an owner/caretaker one really should do obedience with the dog personally. Obedience training is as much about training the trainer as it is about training the dog. This is mostly because you need to be consistentant with the dog, even after is obedience class is over. If the dog doesn't follow directions, its usually because the human isn't giving them correctly/consistantly.

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    21. Re:Dog by chaffed · · Score: 1

      who's going to mess with this

      More like who is going to clean up the mess when said baboon decides to fling poo.

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      What could possibly go wrong?
    22. Re:Dog by Ubergrendle · · Score: 1

      I'd prefer K-9, but only if I lived in a single floor bungalow...

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    23. Re:Dog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or a guard bear. I don't know if anyone will catch the reference on this.

    24. Re:Dog by Trikenstein · · Score: 1

      Well, even a small yappy dog will alert you to the fact that someone is messing around outside.
      Once alerted the person can make a decision on a course of action.
      Call the cops, get the gun, lock themselves in a safe area, or go outside and try scaring whoever or whatever it is off.

    25. Re:Dog by Herkum01 · · Score: 1

      What you really want is a guard baboon.

      G. Bush already has a job, though maybe he will be available at the end of the year.

    26. Re:Dog by Smurf · · Score: 1, Funny

      Oh, my God! Where are those mod points when you need them?

      On the other hand, I wouldn't know if I should mod you Funny or Insightful...

    27. Re:Dog by homer_ca · · Score: 1

      Small dogs can be good watchdogs, i.e. alert you to the presence of an intruder. They're not good guarddogs. If you want a real guarddog please get the proper training for it. A well trained guarddog can be both a loving pet and a fierce protector of the family, but it's as much a deadly weapon as a gun.

      Of course, the personality depends on the breed too. I like golden retrievers, but I suspect if one met a burgler it would probably show him around the house pointing out the valuables and then wander off with its new owner.

    28. Re:Dog by nkuzmik · · Score: 1
      Be advised, I am not trying to dispute anyone else's advice. Everyone's experience depends very greatly on the individual dog, and the owners.

      My household has always had good luck with dogs that have herding blood in them.
      Herding dogs like Collies, German Shepherds, and Newfinlands have several very desirable traits.

      • 1. There are intelligent and very trainable.

      • 2. They tend to be very good with children.
        • I had a shepherd/Husky mix growing up that would actually follow babies if they wander out of the room and guide them back to the room with the most people
        3. They also get very protective of the people they "chose," and of their territory. Example, if my mother's German Shepherd got into a car, that car now belongs to my mother. If anyone else tried to open the door they got a very loud and very clear "No tresspassing" message.
    29. Re:Dog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guard baboon? Get real. What you need is a guard Shatner. Tell me this isn't scary.

    30. Re:Dog by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      Or a Cheetah if you're a cat person.

      The best part of that is that even if the bad guy gets in a car to escape, he still won't outrun the cheetah. The downside is when you say "sick em, boy!" the cheetah might go after the closest kid instead of the bad guy...

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    31. Re:Dog by Caine · · Score: 1


      Bad Idea

      Here's why; Many people seem to think that just any dog will protect you and your home without any training what-so-ever. This is so far from the truth it isn't even funny.

      Yes, some dogs do defende "their" turf well enough, even against an intruder, but even more will just go up wagging their tail, happy that somebody came by, while others will be running away to hide. If you want a dog to protect your home it needs to be a suitable breed, suitably trained. A dog like that is nothing to cuddle with nor something very fun to have at home.

      So get a dog! But do it because you like it and want a companion, not because you want to have it as a home saftey measure.

    32. Re:Dog by barzok · · Score: 1

      Only in America can someone break into a house, attempt to steal things and/or harm the rightful occupants, and recieve a lesser punishment than the people he attempted to victimize.

      Finkployd is right tho, the better solution is to just not live in NJ in the first place.

    33. Re:Dog by kfg · · Score: 2, Informative

      I chose the Cheetah for a number of reasons. The first being that they're the most dog like of the big cats, even to the point of having dog like feet with dull, nonretractable claws. They won't scratch either you or the furniture.

      Second, I just watched Hatati! a couple of days ago.

      Third, they're actually a proven deterent against burglers. A woman on Long Island used to keep one and let if roam free in the yard. The police found the jimmy marks on the window, cheetah footprints around the window, and burgler footprints leading away from the window very far apart and very deep. The Cheetah doesn't have to chase to be a viable deterent. Simply arriving on the the scene seems to be all the persuasion a burgler needs to flee.

      The primary disadvantage of the cheetah is that it's primarily diurnal. For maximum security I advise supplimenting the cheetah with a leopard, a nocturnal hunter which naturally shares territory with cheetahs.

      They also hide their kills in the attic.

      KFG

    34. Re:Dog by funk1337 · · Score: 1

      Heh...no kidding...our Great Dane scares the hell out of the Jehova Wittnesses that come around. ;-)

    35. Re:Dog by ImpTech · · Score: 1

      Depends whether they can see the dog. I had a dachshund growing up who barked like she was a dog 5 times her size. Scared the crap out of people until they saw her. Even then, she'd fight anyone she didn't like. I had no illusions about her winning though.

    36. Re:Dog by Seekerofknowledge · · Score: 1

      Re:Dog (Score:-1, Tired Political Humor)

    37. Re:Dog by Veridium · · Score: 2, Informative

      An important note though - while many rescue dogs have gone through some obedience training, as an owner/caretaker one really should do obedience with the dog personally. Obedience training is as much about training the trainer as it is about training the dog. This is mostly because you need to be consistentant with the dog, even after is obedience class is over. If the dog doesn't follow directions, its usually because the human isn't giving them correctly/consistantly.

      ABSOLUTELY. I was just coming from the perspective that it's easier to get started with a dog that has some training, and it is in my experience, than from scratch. I think that would be relevant especially for older people. But you definetly need to with your dog and get to know your dog. People need to understand that, even if you send your dog to a high end training school, the effects will fade if you don't work with your dog and you aren't consistant.

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    38. Re:Dog by bytor4232 · · Score: 1

      You've obviously never met a Terrier. I had a West Highland terrier that almost tore the neck out of an aggressor once. And you don't easily recover from a terrier bite. They more rip and shread than bite.

      However Terriers do come in one large breed, the Airedale. It was a war dog during the wars. First dog to be used for police work in Brittan. Nice dogs, fiercly loyal. An aweful lot of attitude for a big dog. You don't own a terrier, they more own you.

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    39. Re:Dog by visgoth · · Score: 1

      Baboons are good, but hyenas are better. Those bastards would bite through a human femur like a pipe stem. Not to mention they'd dispose of the evidence as well...

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    40. Re:Dog by RandomWhiteMan · · Score: 1

      I don't think the bark would do much unless it sounded realistic. Though I've always though strapping a taser or something would be a useful mod for an AIBO.

    41. Re:Dog by cbnewman · · Score: 1

      Since when do US Supreme Court Justices monitor Slashdot? Please cruise on over to YRO when you're done in here...

    42. Re:Dog by hondo77 · · Score: 2, Informative

      We got our German Shepherd from a rescue and she started barking at people walking in front of our house the same night. She is the sweetest thing but you wouldn't know it by walking in front of our house, where she sounds positively vicious. She and her best buddy, a Lab/Retriever mix we got a few months later, are pretty much all we need to keep any prowlers away (we had two on the property (while my wife was home with the kids) in the months before we got the dogs). There are now much easier targets in the neighborhood, should someone be checking things out.

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    43. Re:Dog by ross.w · · Score: 1

      Attitude counts for more than size. What you want is more a dog that will make a lot of noise, not one that will attack people and get you into legal problems.

      What you don't want is a siberian husky. Part wolf they may be, but my sister had two mountain bikes stolen from under the nose of one. For that matter it was probably glad to see the thieves, as long as they threw its ball.

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    44. Re:Dog by The+Lynxpro · · Score: 1

      "If you don't have any pets, consider getting a dog."

      No. A pet midget is the correct answer. Because you can talk to the midget without people thinking you are crazy and/or desperate if you have the same conversation about astrophysics and tits with your dog in public.

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    45. Re:Dog by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      Nah, just back him up with a couple of Daleks, one for the basement and one for upstairs.

    46. Re:Dog by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      Nah, just back him up with a couple of pet Daleks, one for the basement and one for upstairs.

      nice nick btw

    47. Re:Dog by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      Dangit, noticed your nick and decided to post from my work account instead.

      Poo.

    48. Re:Dog by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1, Flamebait
      You have kids AND a pit bull? You don't deserve any sympathy when the inevitable happens.

      I'm getting sick of hearing about kids being mauled by "family pets" who were always "really good with children". Pit bulls are bred to fight. They have no place in a family home. I hope to god that you muzzel it or keep it on a leash when out in public, so at least it's not some innocent bystander that gets it when your dog flips.

      Maybe I'm a little prejudiced against these beasts, but this is because here in the UK the only people that have these dogs are almost as agressive as the dogs they keep. Picture your average English football hooligan, and you should have a picture in your mind of a skinhead, tattooed & scared psychopath with a demon dog at the end of a leash.

    49. Re:Dog by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Only in America can someone break into a house, attempt to steal things and/or harm the rightful occupants, and recieve a lesser punishment than the people he attempted to victimize.

      You misspelt 'Britain'.

    50. Re:Dog by danimrich · · Score: 1

      Have you ever been bitten by an AIBO?

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    51. Re:Dog by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      We got our German Shepherd from a rescue and she started barking at people walking in front of our house the same night.

      Damn you and your dog. The barking keeps us up all night, and our toddler is afraid to go out in the yard. We had to move.

      Sincerely,

      Your Neighbours

      In all seriousness, people considering a dog for home defense should remember that like any other weapon, there are responsibilities attached. Keep your animal well-trained--at least teach them only to bark at people on your property--and think very carefully about encouraging any sort of actual aggressive behaviour beyond barking. This is not to say that dogs aren't also great pets, and most tend to be well-adjusted, family-friendly creatures.

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    52. Re:Dog by Veridium · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're absolutely ignorant about pit bulls. You've fallen for a media myth. Go here...
      http://www.realpitbull.com/myths.html

      The reality about Pit Bulls being bred to fight is, they are bred to fight other dogs. If you look into the background of dog fighting and how hands on the handlers of fight dogs are, you would begin to understand that they were also bred to be very gentle with humans.

      I won't ask for your sympathy when the "inevitable" happens, because it isn't inevitable at all. I dare you to produce statistics showing that all, or even most, or even 10 percent of all pitbulls kept in a home turn on their owners. There is no evidence of that, that is pure hyperbole reinforced by the media, who don't report most dog attacks, only the ones they can sensationalize about pit bulls. You should check facts before you form an opinion.

      The problems with pitbulls arise right here: this is because here in the UK the only people that have these dogs are almost as agressive as the dogs they keep

      Bingo. You wouldn't want to be near a germen shepard or any other breed of dog people like that would raise. I'm not aggressive(maybe passively in certain circumstances) and I certainly don't teach my dog to fight. Dog fighting is repugnant in my opinion. And this dog was never taught to fight. Nor does this dog get treated roughly, as aggressive people would treat their dogs. I'm not a skinhead, have 0 tatooes, and I'm not a psychopath.

      But you are free to believe whatever you wish, but the evidence does not support this. What you say is based on fear and media hype, not on statistics or facts.

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    53. Re:Dog by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      I dare you to produce statistics showing that all, or even most, or even 10 percent of all pitbulls kept in a home turn on their owners.

      10%? That would be a enough to have the dogs banned in the publics eye. If I had kids myself, I wouldn't take a 0.1% chance in this question. Given the choice, I would simply choose a more docile breed in a family environment. Kids poke and bite things themselves. Why take a chance that the kid goads the dog into retaliating?

      I've nothing against any type of "media friendly" dogs, and I understand that the vast majority of dog owners are responsible. But still, there are a lot of breeds out there, many legendary for being "kid-safe". Why choose a pit bull when you could have a labrador or something along those lines?

    54. Re:Dog by Veridium · · Score: 1

      If I had kids myself, I wouldn't take a 0.1% chance in this question. Given the choice, I would simply choose a more docile breed in a family environment. Kids poke and bite things themselves. Why take a chance that the kid goads the dog into retaliating?

      I honestly don't know what the percentage is, but I know it is far below 10 percent. Probably well below 1 percent or less. But you made it sound like I did something that guaranteed a certain result. That's what I based my response on. Pit Bulls, from a rational perspective, having studied their history before I adopted her, are a good choice for kids provided they have the right temperment. Because I went through a rescue, I was able to foster this bitch(I love saying that without being vulgar) for a month before adopting. During that month, I watched her get along with my cats(she's actually scared of my female cat) and I got to know her. There is little you can do to piss this dog off. The only time she's shown aggression was when this guy started yelling at my wife while we were moving, because we had the moving truck doubleparked(there wasn't another way to load it where we lived at the time). Rather than ask us nicely to move the car, he came up in a threatening manner using profanity. He stopped when he saw the dog tied up, snarling like a hell hound. This is a dog who routinely happily greets the mailman, UPS guy, fedex guy, etc... They all have to open our gate and come through our walled yard to get to our front door. She has never ever shown aggression to anyone but that one person. It was clear why she showed aggression too.

      I don't think you understand how a dogs mind works. It has a mind, it can tell the difference between a human and a dog. It can tell the difference between a child and an adult. She plays extremely gently with my son, and really rough houses with me. I have seen my child jump on my dog, and my dog just loves it. She wags her tail even harder and begins to lick him to death. My son has yanked on her ears, pulled her tail, and hit her in the head(he's only a year and a half old so it's not hard), and she just reacts like he's playing. She knows he's playing. The biggest danger is she can knock him over if she gets too excited.

      This dog is smart and can tell when you're fooling around and when you have ill intent. The only thing I have to be careful of with her is when those chiauauha size dogs are around. She was attacked once by one, it drew blood from her, and all she did was hold it down so it would stop. She could have ripped that thing apart and she did not. She could have drawn blood back but she did not. But ever since that incident, she barks really loudly at those dogs. Probably because she doesn't want to get her blood drawn again. I should say in this regard, my dog is an exception. A large number of pit bulls would have put the hurt on another dog who did that to them and really, who could blame them?

      If you spent a day with this dog, you'd understand. You can't piss her off by poking her eyes, tugging her ears, or yanking her tail. In many ways, pit bulls are better able to cope with that type of rough housing because they are so strong and bred for a high tolerance of pain. Sometimes I wonder if she even feels pain the same way I do. You want to piss her off, get angry and act hostily towards a member of my family, that's the only time we've ever seen her get pissed. And I'll bet thousands of pit bull owners have had similar experiences.

      But I wouldn't recommend just any pit bull, nor just picking any other breed. This is another reason why rescues are so great, you can foster the dog for a long enough time to get to know it and understand what you're getting into. Each dog is different, with different psychological makeups. You get a feel for their makeup real quick.

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    55. Re:Dog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol

    56. Re:Dog by fatcatman · · Score: 1

      A real dog, minimum 50 pounds. Anything smaller isn't a deterrent, it's an annoyance.

      Untrue. I have a little dog, maybe a 20 pounder. She scares the hell out of people. She's very loud with a mean, deep bark, and when people even come close to our house she stands on her back legs, looks out the window and barks her head off.

      She scares the hell out of people. I had a UPS guy actually jump BACKWARDS off my front porch when I opened the door and she was standing next to me barking.

    57. Re:Dog by gatzke · · Score: 1
      Again, I repeat a previous post as follows:

      Uh, they did find WMD's in Iraq, multiple times.

      We found some sarin in a roadside bomb that exploded, and some Polish troops found 15 shells with cyclosarin. Search google news for sarin to find stories on both events.

      They never promised nuclear weapons, and we knew they had bio and chemical weapons, we just had to find them.

      And don't give me the tired old "it is only enough to kill a few thousand people" crap. A WMD is a WMD. One is to many, and we have found around 20 shells, so far. /. bitches about "censored" news stories, but stuff that actually supports the war and kicking ass in the middle east also gets dropped or overlooked.

      http://frontpagemag.com/Articles/ReadArticle.asp ?I D=14638

    58. Re:Dog by Fnkmaster · · Score: 1
      No offense, but you're crazy. You think 15 old shells with cyclosporin that were almost surely around since pre-Gulf War justify the expense and cost of lives in fighting a whole war with Iraq? There was supposedly a stockpile, and there is no evidence whatsoever of a stockpile there at all. If I wanted to make an equivalent amount of chem/bio agents I could brew up a comparable amount in a garage lab. This would have been enough for a jury rigged terror attack that might have caused the loss of a few lives, maybe even a few dozen, but thousands? Very unlikely. And it is unlikely that the Iraqi government even knew they still had those 15 shells.


      I don't claim to understand why the hell Saddam Hussein refused to allow inspections - that one is still a mystery to me. He was basically asking to get invaded, and he clearly got what he deserved. But I don't think the 1000 American soldiers and thousands of Iraqi grunts who died in the invasion, and several thousand civilian casualities that have resulted from our invasion were justified by this level of threat at all. Whether the result is good in the long run (more freedom and democracy for the Iraqi people and everyone in the Arab countries) is another question, but that argument sort of comes off sounding like "the ends justify the means".


      The true neo-con justification for the war never had much to do with WMDs or supposed Al Qaeda-Iraqi interactions. That was just what was used to put the politically palatable face on this war and provide the justification to actually enable Bush to take an action he had clearly wanted to take from the minute he got to the Oval Office.

    59. Re:Dog by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      Um, I'm not a Bush fan, as you might have guessed. I am not a Kerry fan either, probably less obvious.

      I do not particularly object to a hypothetical Iraq invasion, Hussein is scum. However, I have several problems with one.

      1) We needed to concentrate on Afghanistan. We need 100,000 troops there... a microscopic bug shouldn't be able to wiggle a millimeter without us knowing about it, surrounding it with infantry, and vaporizing it.

      2) A random president invading Iraq nominally on humanitarian grounds is ok. This isn't random, it's another Bush. Seems contrived.

      3) A random president invading Iraq nominally on humanitarian grounds is ok. This one came with a contrived "he has WMDs" excuse.

      4) Using the "he has WMDs" excuse implies "significant" WMDs. Mind you, there is fudge room here, but most people believe that using that is rather dishonest. To clarify, if it were somehow possible to prove someday that Hussein only had a tablespoon of mustard gas (literally), would that be enough to justify an invasion? At what point is it justified? I'm not sure, but it's more than 15 empty gas shells.

      5) Changing stories to "oh no the intelligence was faulty". Assuming that everyone had intelligence saying he had 10 ballistic missiles with thermonuke warheads, russian, chinese, and british (not to mention our own), and we get there, and find it all false... that's excusable. But it didn't go down like that. We have people contriving evidence, and no "third party" countries say anything like what we claimed. There is no good faith here that the intelligence was simply flawed. Add to that, a president who decided what he wanted, and agents who catered to that... if this were science, we'd be highly suspicious of any results. Unfortunately, politicians act on such before they can even be verified.

      6) It isn't clear that anything we can do will leave Iraq any better than it already is.

      7) It isn't clear that anything we can do will leave Iraq less of a terrorist hotbed than it already was.

      8) Our prez and vice prez have strong ties to the corporations awarded contracts there.

      As a matter of fact, the only thing I don't find objectionable, is ignoring the UN.

    60. Re:Dog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "with that post-natal abortions were legal"? Ith that a lithp? You won't have to worry about causing any unwanted pregnancies you fag.

  4. Try putting a Scare Crow in our Garage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe a pitbull!

  5. Great by mkro · · Score: 3, Funny

    Summary of all the "Home Alone" movies in 3... 2... 1...

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    1. Re:Great by BW_Nuprin · · Score: 1

      3..2..1..? Isn't there a fourth one too?

    2. Re:Great by nightsweat · · Score: 2, Funny
      Summary:

      Face slap

      Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

      Thwack! Ow! Thunk! Ow! Smash! Owowowowowowoow!

      Kevin! We're so glad you're safe.

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    3. Re:Great by AuMatar · · Score: 3, Funny

      You forgot the flushing sound at the end of the third as his career went down the toilet.

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    4. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      3..2..1..? Isn't there a fourth one too?

      You mean that made-for-tv piece of shit?

    5. Re:Great by nightsweat · · Score: 1

      I believe his career washed on on The Beach...

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    6. Re:Great by sharkey · · Score: 1

      He had a career?

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    7. Re:Great by potaz · · Score: 1

      Macaulay Culkin wasn't in the third Home Alone movie.

  6. Ninja Style by ChopsMIDI · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wait on the roof dressed in all black with my ninja sword.

    That's worked pretty well for a few years.

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    1. Re:Ninja Style by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      And then what happened?

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    2. Re:Ninja Style by ChopsMIDI · · Score: 4, Funny

      So I'm waiting there....yada yada yada....there's blood everywhere.

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      How could I say to men: "Speak louder, shout! For I am deaf!"? -Ludwig van Beethoven
    3. Re:Ninja Style by EvilGoodGuy · · Score: 1

      I would recomend a lightsaber if you were trying to keep them away. After all, what is more frightening than having a huge glowing pole shoot out, from a guys pants area, at you? That would scare me away.

    4. Re:Ninja Style by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny


      His mom finally caught him ;-)

    5. Re:Ninja Style by bloo9298 · · Score: 1

      You are Ghyslain aren't you?

    6. Re:Ninja Style by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but you're not gay.

    7. Re:Ninja Style by Nahor · · Score: 4, Funny

      After all the pizzas he ate waiting on the roof, the belly started to show up between the pants and the shirt. Then he didn't look credible anymore.

    8. Re:Ninja Style by FyRE666 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Fair enough, but can you swing the nunbchuks like this dude?

    9. Re:Ninja Style by esanbock · · Score: 1

      I keep a 5 foot katana under my bed. I haven't had to use it yet.

    10. Re:Ninja Style by Archon-X · · Score: 1

      ..that and the fact you're living in a tree.

    11. Re:Ninja Style by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      Heh... We used to love people like that in martial arts classes. There's always someone who wants to be Steven Seagal, and somehow they always turn out closer to Jackie Chan, but without the coolness... }:-)

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    12. Re:Ninja Style by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1
      I keep a 5 foot katana under my bed.

      You know that most katana are more like 3-3.5' long overall, yes? OK, those extra inches might make all the difference, but either way, it's definitely what you do with it that counts...

      Still, as someone with a long history of dealing with violent criminals once pointed out to me, you should be much more worried about a guy with a knife than a guy with a gun in a jurisdication that allows carrying firearms: the guy with the knife could have picked up a gun, but opted for a knife anyway, which means it's a good bet he knows how to use it. (For those not familiar with these things, knives are more dangerous weapons than any firearm out to a surprisingly large distance.) Any guy who turns up with a 35" knife is going to get my attention real fast...

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    13. Re:Ninja Style by mgcarley · · Score: 1

      I keep a crossbow (loaded) in the freezer, and a glove handy so the metal doesn't stick to my hands.

      Mostly used to scare off religious zealots, but has been necessary to point it at one too many humans. That person tried to file charges for my pointing the weapon at them (safety was on), but didn't when they realized I had a witness and a recording showing that they were trying to break down my door.

      (By one too many, I mean I've only actually needed it for my own safety once).

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  7. Location, location, location.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I live on an air force base. No problems. :)

    1. Re:Location, location, location.... by AmigaAvenger · · Score: 4, Informative
      umm, ok... military bases have crime rates that are just as high, if not higher, then the surrounding areas...

      a quick search shows some of the BEST navy bases, they are fairly high for your average town of that size population.

      Navy Times base report

    2. Re:Location, location, location.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do crime rates in Air Force bases compare to civilian communitites? Seems most large communities, even ones with the most elite members of society (ivy league schools) have some crime rates - and I'd think an air force base would have even more, since they're less selective in the people they accept.

    3. Re:Location, location, location.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends what kind of crime. Domestic disturbances....including sposal abuse, etc etc. They have people who go around to the enlisted houses and make sure the kids are taken care of and they have everything they need. This is kind of to make sure the soldier isn't boozing away all his money.

      Also fights are probably considered crime...but one thing you can pretty much bet on. There isn't much breaking and entering, grand theft, or vandalism. Soldiers are punished much more severely (and quickly) than civilians, and they won't be around long if they want to get into criminal activities.

      And as for fights, etc...if you pack that many guys from different backgrounds, you're bound to get many more fights than already occur. It's not like they can just "quit" their jobs if they don't like the people they are working/bunked with.

    4. Re:Location, location, location.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      Are you sure you read that right? It looks to me like that article you linked to shows crime rates per 100,000 in "U.S. metro areas, counties and cities" that are "near Marine Corps bases". That does NOT necessarily mean anything with respect to the crime rate ON the bases themselves. If a base is near a high-crime metro area, it would rank poorly on that list, even though the base itself might be extremely safe.


      That information is useful for personnel stationed at those bases, since it is quite likely that they do not spend 100% of their time on the base, and so the safety of the surrounding are is good to know.


      I can't say myself, U.S armed forces bases could be the most dangerous places in the nation (with respect to crime), but that particular article you linked to doesn't appear to support or refute the assertion.

    5. Re:Location, location, location.... by madcow_ucsb · · Score: 1

      The ones I was on (as a dependent, dad's retired AF) seemed safe enough. Interestingly people even took traffic laws seriously. If that sign says "Speed Limit 10MPH" you don't do 25, 20, or 15. You do 10.

      I think in general you see less crime becase 1) there's an extremely high probability that the house you break into has a firearm in it and 2) MPs are far more intimidating than your local PD.

      Also anything you do gets stuck in the same record your employer sees. Not good.

    6. Re:Location, location, location.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me respond to the some of the "what is the crime rate like?" It is way lower. To live on base you need to be a DoD civilian employee/active duty/reservist/retired/dependent. All the active duty members have random drug tests. You know drug related crimes are going to be down. Also, the cops don't have much to do. They run around the dorms just looking for trouble. Someone played a joke on a friend by crawling through their window and stealing their stereo. They thought it was funny until the cops showed up and were taking fingerprints. It's nearly impossible to steal stuff from the BX/PX, there are so many cameras. To get on base they have guards that always ask questions like "how are you doing?", and late at night on weekends, they usually stick their heads close to you and smell for alcohol. If a car is stolen or someone leaves the gas station without paying then they shut the gates completely to outbound traffic until the car is found.

      All this and the fact that the consequences are way higher than in the civilian world. I had a friend get caught drinking underage. She had a stripe withheld, got a 12 hour/7 day work week, and was restricted to base for 30 days.

      Oh, and I'm air force, so the situation may be different for other branches. I know for a fact that when we go overseas they teach phrases like "I'm Air Force, not Army." Otherwise they might not rent places to us, because the army, well...

    7. Re:Location, location, location.... by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Well, when you see them get out of the car with a M-16 rather than a pistol(or in addition to), well, yeah. Add in that I know those guys aren't usually trained in restraint as much as civilian police, I'm not going to mess with them.

      You're also talking about federal law on base, and a place that has the ability to lock itself down very quickly. Think of a gated community.

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    8. Re:Location, location, location.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, that's almost true. About 80% of the people I've seen pulled over on base are civilians. I can tell because one will be a pizza delivery guy and the next will be a garbage truck(!). They're not used to 25mph being 25mph.

      You're wrong about firearms. Firearms are kept in the armory on base.

      Yes, getting chewed out at work because you got a ticket sucks. Lots of people would prefer a fine.

    9. Re:Location, location, location.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      well, that's because they're NAVY bases. He's a wing nut. Live on a base that has lots of nuclear weapons and you will love it.

    10. Re:Location, location, location.... by SirPhreak · · Score: 1

      I heard Warner Robins AFB in Georgia recently had a suicide and 3 homicides (from some crazy love triangle). So yeah, I wouldn't feel any safer there no matter what the circumstances were.

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    11. Re:Location, location, location.... by Xugumad · · Score: 1

      My flat physically shares a wall with the police station. While it may not actually help, I think most criminals are unlikely to bother with the effort of creeping past the police station door to break into our place...

    12. Re:Location, location, location.... by mindstormpt · · Score: 1

      Now, a triangle with 4 people? I'm yet to see one of those.

    13. Re:Location, location, location.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, AIR FORCE, not the losers in the Army and Navy.
      Our bases are usually very peaceful. Boring, but peaceful.

    14. Re:Location, location, location.... by B.D.Mills · · Score: 1

      That's so true. Whenever I plonk down the military base in Sim City 3000, crime goes sky-high in the surrounding areas.

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    15. Re:Location, location, location.... by madcow_ucsb · · Score: 1

      Even personal firearms? My dad had a couple, but we moved off base when I was like 4 and they would've been kept out of reach so maybe they were stored elsewhere. Could've sworn I saw them in the house a couple times though.

      Of course I wouldn't expect solders to have their M-16s under their beds, but I don't think I've ever met any active or former military who didn't own a gun...(not to say all of them do - but enough that I sure wouldn't want to take the chance)

    16. Re:Location, location, location.... by SB5 · · Score: 1

      I work as a contractor on a AFRB, the biggest crime that goes on at these bases is not paying your tab at the officers club and who you are sleeping with.

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    17. Re:Location, location, location.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like anything in true in Navy Times, the fleets official rumor source. That's like believing the overweight woman in New Jersey birthed Elvis' love child that was concieved while she was abducted for alien experiments.

    18. Re:Location, location, location.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, the soldiers at Abu Graib were really punished severely.

      Oh, I forgot, there's a different standard when it comes to other societies and cultures...

    19. Re:Location, location, location.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      The "Abu Gareffefasdf"(as Shrub calls it) guards were GOOD CHRISTIANS who were FORGIVEN by the GRACE OF GOD. The evil brown, black, and yellow peoples of the world don't know Jesus so they are less than scum.

    20. Re:Location, location, location.... by Tyndmyr · · Score: 1

      I live on NSA, let 'em come. From my time spent in the AF, I cant imagine violent crime being high on base. However, its possible to imagine a large number of petty offenses, as the military is pretty hard on some things, such as speeding on base.

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    21. Re:Location, location, location.... by smithmc · · Score: 1

      Whenever I plonk down the military base in Sim City 3000, crime goes sky-high in the surrounding areas.

      Heh. But seriously, an increase in crime around a military does not mean that crime goes up on the military base.

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  8. If you're American... by rokzy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Guns. Lots of guns.

    1. Re:If you're American... by Randy+Wang · · Score: 1

      Phasers. Lots of phasers.

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    2. Re:If you're American... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly...I have two friends that live with me...
      Smith & Wesson ...and don't forget their two dogs...
      Remington and Winchester

    3. Re:If you're American... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Why is this moderated as funny?

      I've lived in an area so bad, that pizza wasn't delivered after 4 pm there. Sure, we could have sued, but I wouldn't blame them.

      We were never robbed. Our immediate neighbors were. The thugs and gang bangers all knew that our "redneck" guns were a hell of a lot bigger than their little 9's. Worked for us.

      (Oh, by the way, we're not white either. I refer to myself as a redneck more as an attitude than skin color).

    4. Re:If you're American... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Funny, is it? I'm glad you think so. I also hope you think it just as funny when one of your loved ones is shot as an innocent bystander one day, just because someone else was "protecting" their oh-so-valuable property.

      Jackass.

    5. Re:If you're American... by Kristoffer+Lunden · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Sure, we could have sued

      Over not getting pizza delivered in the afternoon?! You sure are an American, alright.

    6. Re:If you're American... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right...let's make sure that only criminals have guns...

      Jackass.

    7. Re:If you're American... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a good shotgun blast to the chest... just like a zombie!

    8. Re:If you're American... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      agreed.

    9. Re:If you're American... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, you need to remove the head or destroy the brain

    10. Re:If you're American... by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      Sure, we could have sued, but I wouldn't blame them.

      Over not getting pizza delivered in the afternoon?! You sure are an American, alright.

      You knew he's an American because he didn't sue?

      LK

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    11. Re:If you're American... by jsebrech · · Score: 1

      You're right...let's make sure that only criminals have guns...

      The US, with its loose gun laws, must have very low violent crime rates then, if every criminal is too afraid of using their gun because everyone else is carrying one too.

    12. Re:If you're American... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because he considered suing dumbass

    13. Re:If you're American... by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      Do you have a browser that allows you to read invisible text? He never said that he considered suing.

      LK

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    14. Re:If you're American... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      And make sure you know how to use 'em. And that they're loaded with lethal rounds, not sublethal stuff.

      I have a colleague with a PhD that had an armed intruder break into his home while he was there. In the ensuing gunfight, he was shot in the arm. Unfortunately, the fellow had purchased rubber shot rounds for his shotgun- they bounced off the table the intruder had thrown on its side in the kitchen so he could hide behind it.

      Hence, rule number two (if one decides to own a gun): Shoot to kill. Rifled slugs, or at least double ought buckshot. The rifled slugs have an advantage in this day and age where some criminals decide to wear vests: the vest WILL stop the slug. However, the kinetic energy is enough to kill through blunt force trauma, or by the vest being wadded up around the slug, which continues into the thoracic cavity. That's not survivable.

      It sounds brutal, but the first time that happens, won't be nobody knockin' down your door to hurt you the next time.

      Of course, they might break in to steal your guns when you're not home.

    15. Re:If you're American... by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      If you exclude gun crimes caused by illegals the state of texas has very low rates of gun crime.

    16. Re:If you're American... by marcs · · Score: 1

      Sharks with friggin lasers on their head!

    17. Re:If you're American... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the fact that he even mentioned suing means the thought crossed his mind which, however briefly, in the rest of the world is pretty remarkable.

    18. Re:If you're American... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Whereas if you're from the UK, government cameras. Lots of government cameras.

      Which, you'll note, will not injure you nor will they fulfill the purpose of preventing crime, making them a perfect Polite Solution.

    19. Re:If you're American... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      agreed, exactly.

    20. Re:If you're American... by grozzie2 · · Score: 1

      That's one way to play with the statistics, exlude the majority of the population...

    21. Re:If you're American... by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      I don't think that illegal aliens are the majory of the population in Texas.

    22. Re:If you're American... by DrMaurer · · Score: 1

      Ancient Greeks sued each other constantly, hence the amazing amount of rhetorical theory and practice during that time. We have a decent pedegree there, I guess.

      Of course, politics was a little more hands on then . . .

      Yes, I am probably being a smart-ass. Of course your opinion is right and everyone else is a bafoon.

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  9. Just Video by sgtron · · Score: 1

    Honestly all I have is video, I figure if it's some kids in the neighborhood I recognize I can go after them myself if need be... Unless they take my camera I guess....

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    1. Re:Just Video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... and what DOES the guy say in the Just video?

    2. Re:Just Video by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

      That is where an old computer and 802.11 come in to play, just set up a server that records video. Even if they steal the camera, since there is no "tape" to speak of, you still get everything on record up to the point where they steal the camera.

    3. Re:Just Video by DaHat · · Score: 5, Informative

      A couple of months ago I had a neighbor break into my house and thought I wouldn't notice. As soon as I got home I did, and on consulting a camera in my living room I found pictures of her where she shouldn't have been.

      Video cameras are great, but require lots of tape and can wear out, even digital ones require large amounts of disk space.

      I was very happy that I was using a MemoCam that I had picked up in a thrift store back in December. I was very eager to use it as I had a pair of DVD's disappear the month before, and after many months of sitting idle it found my burglar (at least in this one case).

      As for the camera, it's a small B&W cam that uses IR to detect motion, when detected it starts snapping pictures to a MMC card. It even supports scheduling so I have it automatically enable motion detection soon after I leave for work and disable it again just before I get home.

      With such a device, there is always the risk that it could be stolen, along with the pictures it contains. To help prevent such an occurrence I have since improved my camera arrangement in my home... all I will say is that I now have more than one camera and not even a burglar setting fire to the place could prevent me from having good, usable pictures of the event.

      For those who didn't go to the link above, my burglar initially denied everything until she was confronted with the pictures by the police. She's now facing charges of 2nd degree burglary and petty theft, charges that carry maximum jail terms of 10 years in the state pen and 30 days in the county jail respectively.

      We are now at 3 months to the day since the break in and still the wheels of justice are turning slow... but at least they are turning, all because I am paranoid enough to have a camera in my home.

    4. Re:Just Video by DaHat · · Score: 1, Redundant

      A couple of months ago I had a neighbor break into my house and thought I wouldn't notice. As soon as I got home I did, and on consulting a camera in my living room I found pictures of her where she shouldn't have been.

      Video cameras are great, but require lots of tape and can wear out, even digital ones require large amounts of disk space.

      I was very happy that I was using a MemoCam that I had picked up in a thrift store back in December. I was very eager to use it as I had a pair of DVD's disappear the month before, and after many months of sitting idle it found my burglar (at least in this one case).

      As for the camera, it's a small B&W cam that uses IR to detect motion, when detected it starts snapping pictures to a MMC card. It even supports scheduling so I have it automatically enable motion detection soon after I leave for work and disable it again just before I get home.

      With such a device, there is always the risk that it could be stolen, along with the pictures it contains. To help prevent such an occurrence I have since improved my camera arrangement in my home... all I will say is that I now have more than one camera and not even a burglar setting fire to the place could prevent me from having good, usable pictures of the event.

      For those who didn't go to the link above, my burglar initially denied everything until she was confronted with the pictures by the police. She's now facing charges of 2nd degree burglary and petty theft, charges that carry maximum jail terms of 10 years in the state pen and 30 days in the county jail respectively.

      We are now at 3 months to the day since the break in and still the wheels of justice are turning slow... but at least they are turning, all because I am paranoid enough to have a camera in my home.

      That is a good plan, but insufficient alone. If they recognize the camera and have any sense to them, they'll want to find the tape. Do you think they'd leave a PC intact when they suspect it has a video of them breaking into your house?

      A few good kicks aught to do the job, or more if one has time.

      I'm running some custom software in my home currently, one of the features of it that I'm trying to get working just right is a reporting feature where under certain circumstances, the app will upload pictures to different locations in case the camera and the machine running it are compromised.

    5. Re:Just Video by ezzzD55J · · Score: 1
      I thought of that once, but wireless is very easy to DoS of course.. in this case, cables are better, and indeed, recording is good (off-site even).

      This is ignoring things like needing a very good (hi-res, wide angle) camera to get usable footage, and even if you have footage.. then what.. around here (holland) the police won't do much about burglaries.

    6. Re:Just Video by DaHat · · Score: 1

      Crap, I didn't mean to post that... instead I only wanted to say:

      That is a good plan, but insufficient alone. If they recognize the camera and have any sense to them, they'll want to find the tape. Do you think they'd leave a PC intact when they suspect it has a video of them breaking into your house?

      A few good kicks aught to do the job, or more if one has time.

      I'm running some custom software in my home currently, one of the features of it that I'm trying to get working just right is a reporting feature where under certain circumstances, the app will upload pictures to different locations in case the camera and the machine running it are compromised.

    7. Re:Just Video by ThomaMelas · · Score: 1

      Overkill. I work for a company that makes DVRs for CCTV systems. From talking to installers, just using the RCA-out and a dummy VCR seems to trick most criminals.

    8. Re:Just Video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah lets lock someone up for 10 years who is no danger to society what so ever, and by locking them up make society pay for their accomidation/food/entertainment for the next 10 years, what a brilliant fucking idea.

    9. Re:Just Video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      where do you live so that i can rob you?

    10. Re:Just Video by Solder+Fumes · · Score: 1

      That's great and all, I just find disturbing your gleeful account of how this girl might spend over ten years in prison. I can practically see you rubbing your hands together. Yeah, yeah, you do the crime, you do the time. But that doesn't mean you have to be happy about it. No one should get enjoyment out of seeing another person placed in confinement. It's sad that people commit crimes and it's sad that there is no better option for dealing with those people.

    11. Re:Just Video by DaHat · · Score: 1

      Yes, I am very happy that I caught her and that she is going to be spending time in prison. I am equally happy to have some of my tax dollars to go to pay for such incarceration.

      This is not the 1st time she's broken into a house, this is not the 1st time she's had a run in with the law. She is what the local police call a "repeat customer" (yes that is a quote from an officer), and what the state attorney's office calls "beyond rehabilitation" (another direct quote).

      I would disagree with those who say she is no danger to society, she's only 18 and knows the prison and court system pretty well from offences while a youth and has never shown any sign of remorse or

      As an example of the quality of a person she is, she gave a reason for breaking into my house? Know what it was? In her written statement she said and I quote: "I went into my neighbors house and took $15:00 dollars in change and went through the window. I was in the wrong. But my Land Lord told my mom that He thought that he did drugs and that there was Blood on the walls so I went into check. and that was when I took the money. I pushed the air conditioner in and left."

      Are those the words of a little girl? Of an 18 year old who made a single mistake and will be paying for them for upwards of 10 years? NO! Those are the words of a disturbed individual,

      I should also mention that there are a few other break-ins that have occurred recently which she is suspected of, including a break-in at our landlords place of business and a Lutheran church not 1 block away from her house. Not to mention that in addition to the charges she is currently answering for with regards to my case, she is also being charged with SEVERAL other break-ins.

      Say what you want, but this individual will be going away for a long time and I for one am happy to see it happen!

      Please, do tell the class though... at what point would you consider such a person a danger to society? Do her crimes need to become violent?

    12. Re:Just Video by DaHat · · Score: 1

      I agree, there should be better options for dealing with such people, here in South Dakota we have them... and they failed in her case.

      Have you ever seen a day time talk show about out of control teens and where they send the kids to a boot camp for a week or two? We have boot camps too, they are run by the state! It give a whole new meaning to the term juve!

      Because of events that occurred when she was under 18, she went to boot camp at least once. Did that deter her from committing a crime again? Nope. If she hadn't gone to boot before, she'd be eligible now, but that is now out the window because of her 'repeat' status.

      I just posted a slightly larger response to an individual above you in this tread, but I will ask you the question as well... at what point has she run out of free chances? At what point would you not be opposed to her being locked away for a very long time? I sure hope for society's sake your answer isn't "when she turns violent".

    13. Re:Just Video by Frogbert · · Score: 1

      At what point do you lock someone up for 10 years? I'd assume it would be a bit more then when she steals about $50.

    14. Re:Just Video by Solder+Fumes · · Score: 1

      I was not arguing the fact that she did something wrong and knew what the consequences were. I was merely disgusted at how you're so turned on by some girl going to prison. She did practically nothing to you, yet you're so happy to be involved in something gossip-worthy. Even though you did the police a service in catching her, the whole situation is sad.

    15. Re:Just Video by DaHat · · Score: 1

      You misunderstand... I don't care about the stolen money which is petty theft and carries a maximum jail sentence of 30 days in the county jail.

      It's the 2nd degree burglary, the act of entering a structure such as a home with out permission that carries the up to 10 years in jail.

      To answer your Q of when I think 10 years is appropriate? For just about any second offence crime where a victim has been created. I have a very low tolerance of ANY crime that creates a victim.

      Want to smoke a joint or shoot up? Be my guest.

      Want to drive a little faster than the posted speed limit or not use your turn signals? So long as you aren't endangering anyone else, go for it!

      However the moment you harm someone through your actions in a way that also harms society and violates the law, I'm all for jail time!

      Given the fact that this is not the 1st time she has been caught and convicted of illegal actions but also victimized others, I'm all for jail time. Sadly for her though... she's looking at far more then just 10 years currently, if I remember right, she's being accused of 3 counts of 2nd degree burglary and at least 1 of 3rd (breaking into a car).

    16. Re:Just Video by DaHat · · Score: 1

      Did practically nothing to me? I cannot speak for you, but I am extremely protective of my property and can be quite an ass regarding the simple act of someone wanting to borrow a DVD.

      My home means the world to me, it is mine, paid for through my labors, so I am a bit proud and protective of it. I don't care about the stolen money; I can replace it in no time. What I care about is the fact that she violated my home.

      I don't mean to diminish the horrible crime that is rape, but what she did was a similar use of force for ones own means, with in my most private place, my home. Had she broken in a garage, I'd be far less angry, but my home, where I live, play and sometimes work... that is just too much!

      I would expect that you would feel similarly to me if your home were broken into, even if nothing was stolen, just to know that someone you do not know had forcibly entered and acted within with impunity... it's a sickening feeling.

      Add to that that she tried to accuse me of a couple serious crimes in order to save her rear when confronted by the police... oh yes, I am looking forward to her being put away for a long time where her lies and thieving hands can hurt no free person.

    17. Re:Just Video by mitchkeller · · Score: 1

      Have you ever had your home broken into? My apartment was robbed just this past Tuesday, and it's not the fact that they got away with my TV, DVD player, DVDs, checkbook, fireproof safe, digital camera, and two old laptops that bothers me the most. It's the fact that they were IN MY HOME rummaging through my things. They took the pillow cases off my bed to carry off their loot. They took a few clothes from my closet. They took the mostly-used bottle of shampoo from my shower. They took my deodorant. That pretty clearly indicates that they were all over my apartment rummaging through things. It's a very disconcerting feeling to know that someone's been in your home and you don't know exactly where they've been.

      I really wish that I'd had some sort of camera hooked up to get pictures of the thieves. (I keep using the plural because hauling off my 27" TV would not be an easy job for one person, let alone getting out of the building with the rest of the stuff they took without arousing too much suspicion.) The one possible lead is the fact that they passed a bad check for $335 AT MY BANK. That's got to be one of the dumbest moves I've ever heard of, as banks have security cameras, and everyone with 10 brain cells should know it. Still waiting to hear back from them to see if they can isolate some footage to give to the police.

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    18. Re:Just Video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullsh1T! Its sad that people like being so fucked up they steal.
      Its beautiful when they get taken down before they get worse.
      Hope a b1tch rips you off and you get to post about your sudden change of heart. :)

    19. Re:Just Video by winwar · · Score: 1

      Yeah, unfortunately she sounds like a career criminal. Obviously must be punished. Problem is, will jail time change anything? Or just stop the crimes while she is in jail...

      Putting an essentially non-violent person in jail isn't cheap. I've seen estimates of 20 to 50K a year. Not to mention it may result indirectly in the release of more violent offenders earlier....

      Can't say I have an answer...

    20. Re:Just Video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is exactly why capital punishment should used for multiple-repeat offenders of ANY crime. How many chances should dead-beat individuals get?

      Honestly, try to calculate the odds of her becoming a productive member of society (and truly be honest). If you then apply this idea to the entire country, sure, you'll end up "offing" a number of people who don't deserve it, but in the big picture, you'll get rid of scum who have no chance of ever being productive, and you'll save the MILLIONS of $$$ that would have been spent taking care of them in jail (which in all likelihood is a better life than what they're used to). And don't give me any B.S. about how rough they'll have it in jail. Serves them right.

    21. Re:Just Video by JuggleGeek · · Score: 1
      If it were not for him, the criminal would still be unknown, breaking into other peoples homes. You should be thanking him, instead of bitching because a burgler got caught.

      Thieves suck, and deserve to be punished.

    22. Re:Just Video by Solder+Fumes · · Score: 1

      You are an idiot. I never said it was bad a thief got caught. I specifially pointed out my opinion of his attitude about the whole situation. No one should be glad about this. A girl did some bad things and is now going to be locked up. It is necessary but there is nothing about the situation which calls for glee.

    23. Re:Just Video by JuggleGeek · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      Maybe so, but I'm not bitching at someone for catching a thief, and you are. You're probably worried that you'll be the next stupid thief to get busted.

      And when you do get caught, I'll consider it a reason for rejoicing and dancing with glee. Scumbags like you suck, and the world would be better off if you were all shot.

  10. Shotgun traps by w.p.richardson · · Score: 4, Funny
    and land mines in the front yard are effective deterrents, especially if advertised conspicuously.

    Geek it up some by controlling the shotgun trap with an old pentium running BSD.

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    1. Re:Shotgun traps by Blackeagle_Falcon · · Score: 1

      All you really need is a "DANGER: MINEFIELD!" sign and one or two small craters. Actual mines are unnecessary.

    2. Re:Shotgun traps by RealityMogul · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't the setup be more interesting if it was running Windows?

      Hmmm, I might be willing to do this myself just so I could start a conversion with "ya know, BSD has killed less innocent people than Windows has".

    3. Re:Shotgun traps by bluewee · · Score: 0

      You probably want to use a AMD K6 or PII just so that you do not run into the counting error with the Pentiums, because that could be a problem...

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    4. Re:Shotgun traps by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      shotgun shell traps, a tube capped with a nail through it and a shell pointing out the end, when someone steps on it they lose their foot, leg, face whatever, possible getting their femoral artery and dying.

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    5. Re:Shotgun traps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    6. Re:Shotgun traps by Fizzl · · Score: 1

      I know nothing about guns but...
      Would the pressure of a person stepping on one actually be enough to set of the detonating cap?

    7. Re:Shotgun traps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and once again, we are back to the dog idea :-).

  11. arm yourself, no more worries! by AmigaAvenger · · Score: 3, Informative

    Shotguns - a good shotgun, all you need for close range theft deterrent!

    1. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also all you need for accidentally shooting an innocent!

      "No, not me," you say? How often has that been stated prior to a fatality?

      You need a good shotgun, properly inserted in your rectum.

    2. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...with pistol grips for close quarters, laser sight for fast aiming, and bean-bag loads for non-lethality. Or at least that's what Grandma recommends.

    3. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by ari_j · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      This is the best advice. Get a 12-gauge pump-action shotgun with any kind of scattering round (rock salt if you just want it to sting, 4-shot if you want it to hurt, and 00-buck if you want it to maim; bean bags and slugs are both bad for different reasons, but the common reason that you'll miss with them both).

      Many people recommend a pistol or a semi-auto carbine, but a pump action shotgun is the best because you are less likely to miss in the high-stress scenario of a home invasion. Regardless, be sure to practice with whatever gun you get.

      A pump-action shotgun also has a deterring effect. When you cycle the action to load your first shot, the invader will hear it. If they're innocent, they'll yell out "Gramma, don't shoot!" If a criminal advances on you after hearing that sound, it's either because he's too stupid to be a threat or too combat-hardened to be scared.

      To all the idiots spouting off anti-gun propoganda: shut the fuck up. You have no idea what you're talking about and are just afraid of law-abiding citizens having guns. In your perfect world, only the police and criminals have guns. Guess what? When only the police and criminals have guns, one of those two groups is going to rule, so you're left with either a police state or a criminal state. Take your pick, Soviet Russia.

    4. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by Epistax · · Score: 0, Troll

      are just afraid of law-abiding citizens having guns

      You're damn straight I am. If you live on my street and you own a gun, my life expectancy drops. Thanks asshole.

    5. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'll want the shortest legal barrel, usually advertised as a riot gun.

    6. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Also all you need for accidentally shooting an innocent!

      He didn't specify a loaded shotgun. A shotgun is pretty damn intimidating all by itself.

      If it is loaded; blanks, rubber bullets, or other non-lethal rounds are available.

      Yeesh, jumping to conclusions is the only exercise some people get.

    7. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by jsebrech · · Score: 1

      When only the police and criminals have guns, one of those two groups is going to rule, so you're left with either a police state or a criminal state.

      Prove it.

      Prove weapons accelerate a fight against an oppressive government, and prove criminals have it easier because the people have less weapons. There must be statistical evidence to support what you're saying in history. If what you're saying is true that is. And personally, I don't think it is.

    8. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by ari_j · · Score: 1

      Do you have any evidence that that is anywhere near statistically accurate?

    9. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by ari_j · · Score: 2, Informative

      According to the UN, England has the highest crime rate in the world. England, where it's all but impossible to legally own a gun.

      And in Australia, where guns are also almost impossible to legally own, criminals that can't get guns have been resorting to swords (which some Aussies want banned now) or crossbows (as per the story about a man's life being saved by his cell phone).

      As to a fight against an oppressive government, look at the communist nations that prohibit their citizens from owning guns, versus oppressive nations where citizens can own guns. The USA won its war for independence because its people owned guns and turned them against the oppressors.

      Do you have any evidence to back up your side of the issue?

    10. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't understand how a gun sitting in your closet or under your bed is going to prevent someone from breaking into your car in the middle of the night. Are you suggesting that his mom should sleep in the car at night, cradling a shotgun? I guess that would probably deter most thieves, but it doesn't seem like such a great solution.

    11. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by asdfghjklqwertyuiop · · Score: 1

      If you live on my street and you own a gun, my life expectancy drops.


      Would his making your life expectancy drop not imply that he is a criminal, not a law-abiding citizen? Why would being in proximity to a law abiding citizen make your life expectancy drop?
    12. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by rw2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      England, where it's all but impossible to legally own a gun.

      So, according to my buddy in England who I just IMed he says that's not true. He says to my question "how hard is it to get a gun license", "not so hard as long as you are clean, paperwork mostly"

      Further, I notice on the page you link that England has a high rate of muggings and such. The US is still spanks them at homicide.

      And in Australia, where guns are also almost impossible to legally own, criminals that can't get guns have been resorting to swords (which some Aussies want banned now) or crossbows (as per the story about a man's life being saved by his cell phone).

      I'll take my chances against someone with a sword versus someone surprising me with a pistol. In any case, it is also false that it is anything like virtually impossible to get a gun in .au

      The rules there are that the prospective owner be over 18, complete a safety course and demonstrate himself to be "fit and proper". Fit an proper is defined as not mentally ill, not a recently released (i.e. ten years) felon and that he's able to properly secure his weapons.

      As to a fight against an oppressive government

      This is a red herring and I wish gun rights folks (as I myself am) would stop using it. There is no way a pistol is going to take back the country from armored humvees, balckhawk helicopters and laser guided munitions. It simply will not happen.

      The second ammendment is designed to allow the states to form militias and that is still the only way that people would ever be able to beat the federal government. And if they do, it won't be with the junk they have laying in their basements (hopefully in a safe bolted to the floor).

    13. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by ari_j · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The military would see a lot of mutinees if they were ordered to turn the Blackhawks on large number of US citizens on American soil.

      And you haven't read the second amendment or other documentation from the time it was written well enough if you think it has anything to do with the states forming militias. At least you're better off than John Kerry, who somehow found the word 'hunting' in the Constitution.
      "I've handled all different kinds of guns and I've gone out and I've shot - I've shot birds and deer and you name it," Kerry said Friday night during a rally in Allentown, Pa. "And I believe in the Second Amendment. But I'll tell you this - I have never thought about going hunting with an assault weapon, with a weapon of war."
    14. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by Noose+For+A+Neck · · Score: 1
      Japan, which has some of the strictest gun laws in the world, has virtually no violent crime.

      What does this counter-example teach you?

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    15. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by Arethan · · Score: 1

      I completely agree with you. The ABSOLUTE best home defense weapon is a pump action 12 gauge shotgun. Do NOT get a bird hunting gun. These weapons are very long in the barrel, and are not effective CQB (close quarters battle) weapons. It is way too hard to get around corners and through doorways with a bird gun. I recommend the Remington 870 or a Mossberg 590. They are practically the same gun, and they are heavier than bird guns so if you run out of ammo you still have a VERY effective club. Again, the key is to get as short of a barrel as possible (within the law of course). You want to be able to get through your own house with ease.

      If you're going to do more than simply hide in your bedroom and yell out threats after calling the police, then please do yourself a favor: TRAIN. Don't sneak through your house slowly. Every burglar expects you to sneak around like an idiot. Walk very swiftly, almost at a jog. Practice clearing your house. Stay alive by knowing your domain by heart. Know the most effective entry points, and choke points. If you show a precision level training, you will either catch them off guard and be handing them over to the police within the hour, or you'll scare them so badly that they will NEVER come back.

      Oh, and it you really want to maim someone, 00 is nice, but 32 caliber is balistically the most effective against people. At 10 meters you'll cut them into 3 pieces. That is no exageration. If you are going to shoot to kill, then use the most effective round that is legally obtainable for your weapon.

    16. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The military would see a lot of mutinees if they were ordered to turn the Blackhawks on large number of US citizens on American soil.

      Just like they would if ordered to torture American citizens, you mean?

    17. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and a Rocket Launcher for grater distance. Try exercising Rocketjumps and Strafe, so you can quickly defend yourself against a huge crowd of enemies...

    18. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by renehollan · · Score: 1
      Prove weapons accelerate a fight against an oppressive government

      Well, not oppressive, but how about stronger and invading?

      Switzerland. pre-WWII. Germany never did invade, much to Hitler's annoyance.

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    19. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by rw2 · · Score: 1

      And you haven't read the second amendment or other documentation from the time it was written well enough if you think it has anything to do with the states forming militias.

      Maybe. I've read the document, biographies from the time *and* have the supreme court on my side (my reading is their reading also). And I think my tag line still links to a poliical blog I've been running for four years or so, so I keep current.

      But I suppose it's possible that we're all wrong.

      The military would see a lot of mutinees if they were ordered to turn the Blackhawks on large number of US citizens on American soil.

      Probably. Hopefully even. But the threat that the state militias are meant to counter is not a threat that exists today. It's a threat that *could* exist tomorrow. That's what the point is, to be prepared for the unthinkable, not to expect it to happen.

    20. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or you could have it like we do in Britain and many european countries, where most of the police don't have guns, and neither do many of the criminals, and normal people definitely don't! Then no one gets shot!

    21. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you understand the difference between correlation and causation?

    22. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Practice clearing your house.

      Clearing is very dangerous. If at all possible, retreat to a safe room and call the police.

    23. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you weren't a criminal, you wouldn't have to worry about your life expectancy.

    24. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ** There is no way a pistol is going to take back the country from armored humvees, balckhawk helicopters and laser guided munitions. **

      Yes, that stuff has been highly effective in securing Afghanistan and Iraq against a few crazy nuts armed only with cheap light weapons and homemade explosives.

      Oh, wait...

    25. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The second ammendment is designed to allow the states to form militias and that is still the only way that people would ever be able to beat the federal government. And if they do, it won't be with the junk they have laying in their basements (hopefully in a safe bolted to the floor)."

      Speak for yourself. Some of us acquired trusty Browning 50 calibers after seeing what Roadblock in the GI Joe comic book could do with one of them babies. Oops, now to change my MAC address...

    26. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by dcam · · Score: 1

      I can comment briefly on Aus gun laws.

      It isn't hard to get a gun license, it is just about filling in the appropriate paperwork. If you are part of a club or a farmer there aren't any issues.

      Likewise owning a gun isn't a problem. There are limitations. Guns are only available if they are used for target shooting or are working guns (farmers, hunting). So I think you'd find it hard to get a pump action shotgun and obviously assualt weapons are out of the picture entirely. Handguns are fine (target shooting).

      That said, there are strong requirements for storing guns. Concealed guns are illegal. Guns must be stored in a locked cabinet and the ammunition stored separately. For handguns the cabinet you store them in must weigh more than 250Kg (might be 400Kg, not sure exactly). Hence if you own a handgun it is often more convenient to leave it at the range.

      The aim is that guns are not available as a weapon for use against people. The biggest problem we have is poor security on weapons in the Security industry, but that is being clamped down on now.

      As for how safe we are, I'd be very interested in comparing crime rates in Australia to the US. And to look at whether the oppresive government has in fact helped the crime rates to drop.

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    27. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by visgoth · · Score: 1
      Japan, which has some of the strictest gun laws in the world, has virtually no violent crime.

      What does this counter-example teach you?

      Round eyed devils are crazy?

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    28. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, what do you think those poor dumbass Iraqis are armed with? And they seem to be doing a good job of kicking us out of their major cities. Don't see any impressive helicopters on their side of the battle. Just a bunch of rifles and RPGs - stuff anyone can get. War and battles are more than just guns.

      You'd be surprised what can happen if enough people own enough weapons, and have the proper motivation.

      Besides, all those guns out there in the U.S. have probably slowed down the tyranny - we'd probably be on PATRIOT Act 10 by now, if we were all just defenseless sheep.

    29. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This is a red herring and I wish gun rights folks (as I myself am) would stop using it. There is no way a pistol is going to take back the country from armored humvees, balckhawk helicopters and laser guided munitions. It simply will not happen.

      In some areas of the good o'l U.S. of A. the government has passed legislation that permits them to force-inoculate everyone in the region. Against the individual's wishes. Against the advice of the individual's doctors. Knowing full well that, given the individual's situation, given their weakened immune system and the medications they are currently on, that the vaccines will almost certainly prove fatal.

      It's widely believed that this is intended as a means of culling the medically-expensive members of society.

      You can do that in some places. Good luck trying it in Texas. Or Pennsylvania. Anyplace the population is heavily armed.

      You get more with a kind word and a .357, than you do with just a kind word.

    30. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by nstrugnell · · Score: 1

      > According to the UN, England has the highest crime rate in the world. England, where it's all but impossible to legally own a gun.

      You've rather misquoted the article which says that England and Wales have the highest rate of crime amongst the top 20 leading economies.

      Partially, this is because the UK uses a very different method of crime recording: the British Crime Survey does _not_ use police crime records, instead it uses polling to determine if people have been victims of crime - it therefore picks up unreported crime which could artificially inflate the figures.

      Secondly, you state that it is all but impossible to legally own a gun - this is simply NOT TRUE! I own 2 firearms, kept in my home and can assure you that the process for applying for a firearms certificate is simple: it costs 60 pounds and takes about 2 weeks. Look you can even download the application form: http://www.met.police.uk/firearms-enquiries/pdfs/F F101.pdf

    31. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by Oddly_Drac · · Score: 1

      "So, according to my buddy in England who I just IMed he says that's not true. He says to my question "how hard is it to get a gun license", "not so hard as long as you are clean, paperwork mostly""

      No handguns. Handguns are illegal. No automatic weaponry, nothing that can be classed as an assualt rifle. In fact, you're pretty much limited to match rifles and shotguns. The Shotgun license requires that you store the guns in a locked metal cabinet separate from the firing pins and ammunition, and you can be spot inspected at any time.

      " I notice on the page you link that England has a high rate of muggings and such."

      Yeah, but they don't involve guns on the whole. Most of the time it's a bloke with a knife, and we're also prohibited from carrying a knife over four inches in length, and definately for 'self-defence' purposes. The high rate of muggings is usually for mobile phones, and something that shows a shift in social importance.

      "Fit an proper is defined as not mentally ill, not a recently released (i.e. ten years) felon and that he's able to properly secure his weapons."

      Given the shifting sands of what constitutes 'mental illness' and you can probably get a handle on why we in Britain are generally worried as hell by how tooled up America actually is. The guy who kicked off the Section 1 ban, Micheal Ryan, actually got all his arms together and wondered up a high street shooting at people before ending up in a school. He was licensed, but had emotional problems that wouldn't have been classified as mental illness unless he'd gone for evaluation.

      The major reason that we're antsy is simply the desire to own a mechanism for killing people betrays a desire to own mechanisms for killing people. Gun fetishism. Especially worrying if people think that's where their power lies.

      "This is a red herring and I wish gun rights folks (as I myself am) would stop using it."

      Indeed. Because mainly the only way to fight the system is by using the system, rather than think there's a 'short circuit' to removing 'tyranny'. The constitution is fairly loose on actual definitions as to what constitutes 'tyranny' and is almost certainly a jibe at monarchism.

      "The second ammendment is designed to allow the states to form militias"

      Which was going to be the only way that the fledgling government would have been able to fight a concerted attack by the 'Old world' at the time. A lot of the constitution was written during a particular time and has not aged that well. Certainly the arms they were considering did not include armour-piercing rounds from a fully automatic weapon.

      America itself has a problem in trying to control nuclear proliferation if it's going to dally about trying to 'trim' Billy-Joe Bob's arsenal

      --
      Oddly Draconis
      Too cynical to live, too stubborn to die.
    32. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by ari_j · · Score: 1

      Just a nitpick - "assault weapon" is a made-up term. People use that word to classify guns and ban them by comparison to "assault rifles", which are an actual type of gun. Assault rifles are fully-automatic, and there are severe restrictions on those in the US. Only one incident has ever occurred where a crime was committed with a legally-owned machinegun in the US. The "assault weapons" you hear about only look nasty. The assault weapon ban that expires today in the US banned cosmetic features only - our idiot lawmakers know very little about guns, but don't have a problem telling you what kind you should be able to own.

      In Australia, it is next to impossible to legally own a gun, in the general sense. Specific kinds of guns are okay if you have a good reason to own one. I much prefer to be trusted as a law-abiding citizen. Innocent until proven guilty.

    33. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by ari_j · · Score: 1

      Quotations About Guns
      The following quotes show either support for your individual right to have and use guns, or show how those who claim to want only your safety really want all your guns.

      Contemporary Anti-Gun Quotes
      Mussolini On the morrow of each conflict I gave the categorical order to confiscate the largest possible number of weapons of every sort and kind.
      Hitler The most foolish mistake we could possibly make would be to allow the subject races to possess arms.
      Mao Tse Tung The communist party must command all the guns, that way, no guns can ever be used to command the party.
      Sen. Diane Feinstein If I could have banned them all, ... I would have!

      Contemporary Pro-Gun Quotes
      Gandhi Among the many misdeeds of the British rule in India, history will look upon the Act depriving a whole nation of arms as the blackest.
      Adm. Yamamoto You cannot invade mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind each blade of grass.
      Sen. Orrin Hatch If gun laws in fact worked, the sponsors of this type of legislation should have no difficulty drawing up long lists of examples of crime rates reduced by such legislation. That they cannot do so after a century and a half of trying ... establishes the repeated, complete and inevitable failure of gun laws to control serious crime.
      Sen. Hubert Humphrey Certainly one of the chief guarantees of freedom under any government, no matter how popular and respected, is the right of citizens to keep and bear arms. ... [T]he right of citizens to bear arms is just one more guarantee against arbitrary government, and one more safeguard against a tyranny which now appears remote in America, but which historically has proved to be always possible.
      John F. Kennedy Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are ... prepared to take arms.
      George Orwell That rifle on the wall of the labourer's cottage or working class flat is the symbol of democracy. It is our job to see that it stays there.
      The Dalai Lama If someone has a gun and is trying to kill you, it would be reasonable to shoot back with your own gun.
      John Ashcroft Just as the First and Fourth Amendment secure individual rights of speech and security respectively, the Second Amendment protects an individual right to keep and bear arms. This view of the text comports with the all but unanimous understanding of the Founding Fathers.
      Gen. Shlomo Aharonisky (Israeli police inspector) There's no question that weapons in the hands of the public have prevented acts of terror or stopped them.
      Theodore Roosevelt We should encourage rifle practice among schoolboys, and indeed among all classes ... The first step [in preserving peace in the world] ... is to teach men to shoot!
      James Earl Jones The world is filled with violence. Because criminals carry guns, we decent law-abiding citizens should also have guns. Otherwise they will win and the decent people will lose.
      Sen. Malcolm Wallop The ruling class doesn't care about public safety. [H]aving left ordinary citizens with no choice but to protect themselves as best they can, they now try to take our guns away. In fact they blame us and our guns for crime. This is so wrong that it cannot be an honest mistake.
      David Prosser (Wisconsin Supreme Court justice) If the constitutional right to keep and bear arms is to mean anything, it must, as a general matter, permit a person to possess, carry and sometimes conceal arms to maintain the security of his private residence or privately operated business.
      Daniel Schmutter (Lawyer for Jews for the Preservation of Firearms Ownership) The tragic history of civilian disarmament cries a warning against any systematic attempts to render innocent citizens ill-equipped to defend them

    34. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True that armour-piercing rounds from fully automatic weapons were not considered. But the firearm the average person could/would own was fully comperable to the weaponry of the goverments professional soliders. So one could argue that the citizens should have access to military style weaponry.

      Further to extend your theory: Mr. Madison and all never considered radio, television, nation wide newspapers, or the internet. Therefore all of these technologies should not benifit from first amendment protection?

      Your notion (many others have supported this position) that the second amendment refers to the govenment's permission to form militias, I believe to be incorrect for several reasons. But my most significant would be this: The second amendment states that "the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed". Please site an example elsewhere in the Constitution where the states or the government is refered to as the people.

    35. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

      There is no way a pistol is going to take back the country from armored humvees, balckhawk helicopters and laser guided munitions. It simply will not happen.

      Other munitions aside, it must be shocking the fuck out of you when another day goes by and Iraq still isn't "taken" by the American military from Iraqi "insurgents". The American military is heavily superior in armaments ... yet they are still losing.

      A motivated guerilla with hand weapons -- pistol, rifle, grenade, bazooka -- is a very dangerous weapon himself. This is still being proven across the world. It was proven in the Warsaw Ghetto ... Vietnam ... Somalia ... and it is now being proven again in Iraq. And people like you still believe the Mythology of the War Machine. :^P

      (Anecdote: My co-worker son is in the US Marines, and was just deployed in a Blackhawk group that serves a "hot-standby response". This means the guys sit in Blackhawks, for 6 to 8 hours at a crack, with the engines ready to fire up and the electronics already hot, so they can take off as soon as they are given a scramble order, along with the coordinates of the strike. All this, and the United States is STILL LOSING. Think about it.)

      --
      [You have a stable society when some nut guns down a schoolyard and the law doesn't change.]
    36. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by rw2 · · Score: 1

      Other munitions aside, it must be shocking the fuck out of you when another day goes by and Iraq still isn't "taken" by the American military from Iraqi "insurgents". The American military is heavily superior in armaments ... yet they are still losing.

      They aren't losing, but no matter. The point originally stated is still valid. What success the terrorists are having is not with side arms, but with suicide bombs. Heck of a difference there.

    37. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by dcam · · Score: 1

      I'm aware that there is a distinction WRT to assault weapons. As far as I am concerned an assault weapon is any military grade weapon. That means high powered, large magazine, semi-automatic. In fact pick any two of those and you'd fit my definition of a gun that a civilian has no need to own.

      In Australia, it is next to impossible to legally own a gun, in the general sense.

      In whose general sense. I just pointed out that you can own a gun in what I would consider a general sense.

      Specific kinds of guns are okay if you have a good reason to own one. I much prefer to be trusted as a law-abiding citizen.

      I don't trust you. No offensive, but I don't trust the general public.

      Innocent until proven guilty.

      I don't see you being able to own an ICBM. I see regulation of owning and driving cars. I don't see a problem with government regulation.

      Can you explain to me why you would need an assault rifle? I'm talking about a gun that is specifically designed to kill people? Are you expecting a mass attack from your neighbors? As I don't see a need, but I do see a risk, I see no problem stopping you from owning one.

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      meh
    38. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by ari_j · · Score: 1

      That you find "assault weapons" more dangerous than other guns shows that you know very little about guns in a general sense. There's no real need to continue this discussion - the facts and history are out there, and the common sense is, too. If you add them up to a different conclusion, that's your prerogative, and a lot of that comes from me growing up in a part of the USA where most of our freedoms sitll mean something.

      People in most urbanized areas tend to want to sacrifice a lot of freedom for safety - after 9/11, who'd blame New York for wanting stricter checks on all airline flights and such?

      I stand firmly with Ben Franklin on this: those who would sacrifice liberty for security don't deserve either one.

    39. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by dcam · · Score: 1

      That you find "assault weapons" more dangerous than other guns shows that you know very little about guns in a general sense.

      Then educate me.

      There's no real need to continue this discussion - the facts and history are out there, and the common sense is, too.If you add them up to a different conclusion, that's your prerogative, and a lot of that comes from me growing up in a part of the USA where most of our freedoms sitll mean something.

      Would you care to share your conclusions and point to the studies? As an Australian maybe I am just not as well aware of the facts and the history. I'd say that if you believe something you have to be willing to argue it.

      Personally I think that people living in the US have grown up with certain things and equate them with freedom. That doesn't mean necessarily that losing them means losing your freedom. I hold other freedoms are more valuable and beneficial to society.

      Why aren't you out there fighting for freedom of speech and association? I would think both are more important freedoms, and both are under assualt in the US at the moment. Why aren't you fighting to stop people being arrested and jailed without trial?

      Why is owning weapons such an important freedom? Is it so you can overthrow the government if/when it goes bad? I can't imagine that you'd last long against trained and well equipped troops.

      I also cannot see how assualt weapons are needed for self defense, unless there is a complete breakdown of society. I'd say at that point you have other problems.

      I stand firmly with Ben Franklin on this: those who would sacrifice liberty for security don't deserve either one.

      I'd agree with him, but note that by submitting to a driving test you are sacrificing liberty for security. Sometimes things are regulated to provide security.

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      meh
    40. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by ari_j · · Score: 1
      I'm very tired, as I just got back from the library and it's past 1AM, but I will respond on one point for now:
      Why aren't you out there fighting for freedom of speech and association? I would think both are more important freedoms, and both are under assualt in the US at the moment. Why aren't you fighting to stop people being arrested and jailed without trial?
      I am repulsed by the PATRIOT Act, which does establish certain very useful means of watching for money laundering by terrorists and other criminals, but here on Slashdot we discuss the really bad aspects, such as arrest and imprisonment without a trial. I can't see that John Kerry has any more freedom in mind - and he scares me in other ways, too - so I'm forced to vote Libertarian this year and hope that Bush (who will win my home state's electoral votes) wins the election. I won't vote for Caligula to spite Octavian.

      To answer your question as to why I'm not out fighting these things: I am. I am a law student right now, because I feel I can do more good for my country and for the world by "hacking" the legal system than by hacking computers. After all, there are millions of programmers capable of making computers operate who are dedicated to the same things in computers that I am, but there is not such an overwhelming majority of lawyers in the world who are dedicated to individual freedom as I am. I don't know if I can make a difference, but I will go down fighting.

      On the side, I note that you are only required to submit to a driving test in order to drive on public roads - those owned by the people who test you. It's a reasonable requirement. Requiring me to register guns or take a test to own guns that will be kept on my own property is not analogous except to the negative: it's unreasonable.

      There is no right that I would give up altogether without one hell of a fight. I may post more on this for you later, but right now I am far too tired to organize my research into an on-point discussion of gun laws, pro and con, or to get into what makes guns dangerous.

      But the short version on that is that all guns are equally dangerous in any one person's hands. I believe that any gun I hand to you will be more dangerous in your hands than in mine, just because I grew up with guns in hand from the age of 4 and you most likely did not. I have taken hunter safety and a concealed weapon qualification course (with another of those on the way as I've moved to a state that has no reciprocity with my home state). Do I think that these should be required to own a gun? No. Do I think that parents and shools should make these opportunities to learn safety available to their children? Definitely. After all, I've had guns in my hands since the age of 4, and haven't even come close to hurting anyone with one.

      Take a look at what the Assault Weapon Ban in the US actually covered sometime - you'll see that they were truly cosmetic things that weren't even popular before the ban, as most of them cause a decrease in accuracy, but which caused pre-ban guns to jump in demand and perceived value for the past decade. Most people will continue to buy post-ban-configuration guns just because they perform better, after the initial accessory spree wears off wherein everyone puts a telescoping stock and bayonet lug on their AR-15's. (Seriously, have you ever heard of a store being held up at bayonet-point?)
    41. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by dcam · · Score: 1

      It is great to hear that you are a law student. I have a lot of respect for good, ethical lawyers. I'm sorry to be keeping you up.

      Re driving on public roads. I fail to see how requiring that you keep your guns on your property is an unreasonable requirement. Put it this way, a gun is a lethal weapon, so is a car. Both have the capability to cause great harm, hence it is reasonable to ensure that people are trained in their use if they use them off their own property.

      I'd agree with you that a gun is more dangerous in my hands than yours. I've used guns 4 times, once on targets and 3 times on pests. Why are the tests not mandatory? Do all people grow up in stable family situations where they can be trained in the use of guns?

      I'd agree that they assault weapons ban was poorly written.

      I have a theory that most people don't make decisions. Most people have made their decisions long ago (or have accepted a particular environment), now they just search for ways of justifying them. This may well be true for both you and I: you grew up with guns and little control, I grew up in a society where gun control is the norm.

      If I am in fact wrong I am very keen to be corrected. After all I have a vested interest in getting things right.

      --
      meh
    42. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by ari_j · · Score: 1

      I think it's more a societal thing - I look at the differences in Canadian law versus American law for an example. The history is that Americans took up arms to throw off an oppressive motherland. Canada just became a bore to Britain and was kicked out of the house like a 30-year-old son living in the basement.

      As a result, Canadians are more apt to give up their rights to their government - after all, they trust their government. Americans traditionally do not trust government, and I think that's best. When it comes to government of a populace, trust and fear are not altogether different (fear in the sense that I'm a God-fearing man, not in the sense that I'm afraid of snakes; I do what God wants). A populace that fears the government is repressed. A government that fears the populace cannot repress.

      For me, it's that simple, and there are many rights that I can have that will instill fear in the government. Freedom of speech, press, peaceable assembly, and so on are all important to this end; but so is the right to keep and bear arms. Not only that, but when I carry a gun, the government's legitimate job (protecting the people) becomes easier, because there doesn't have to be a cop at every bank robbery for there to be guns pointed at the robbers. And when terrorists or others attack, armed citizens can shoot back before the government even knows what's going on.

      As to the public policy comparison to driver's licensing - I would rather have mandatory training but no licensing in both cases. The other side of that coin, though, is that in America we don't have national driver's licenses. Each state provides its own system for this, and as a strong proponent of states' rights (an issue you should also learn more about to understand America - our Civil War was about states' rights, not about slavery), I agree with that; and that's why I'm fine with having to apply for and receive a concealed weapon permit to carry concealed in the states that allow that (except for one, which allows you to without a permit).

      I wish that every junior high school would, like mine did, require at least hunter safety, which includes the basics of gun safety (treat every gun as if it's loaded, never point a gun at something you do not intend to shoot, always unload your guns (but still treat them as if loaded), etc.). With every right comes responsibility - I'd rather teach responsibility than take away rights.

    43. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by deacon · · Score: 1
      Just to address the purely cosmetic nature of the AWB:

      Google for the AR-15 and the Ruger Mini 14

      Read these two links:

      ruger mini 14 vs ar 15

      Marlin Camp 9. Scroll past the comments to the bottom till you see the pictures.

      HTH HAND.

    44. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by dcam · · Score: 1

      I think you may have simplified the Canada-Britian thing a little, but I think you express the different attitudes well.

      I think though that the Amercian mistrust of government is a bad thing. It suggests that governments can only be changed by force. It suggests a lack of faith in the democratic process.

      I think you'll find that a government that fears the populace represses the populace even more strongly than one that doesn't fear the populace. They need to repress the populace to maintain control. Governments that do not fear the populace have no need to resort repression. Certainly this seems to be a pretty strong lesson from Souther America.

      I still think that your weapons do not provide a strong defence against the government. I cannot see you overthrowing the government, when armed with M16s against tanks.

      I have a question for you, if the Canadians are more willing to give up their freedoms, why are they freer that Americans?

      As for licensing, I think it is a reasonable step to take to ensure accountability.

      I have been thinking about an earlier point you made, I take to issue the point that all guns are equally dangerous in one person's hand. Take the massacre at Port Arthur in '96 that caused the changes to Australia's guns laws. The murders were committed largely using an AR15. 20 people were killed in an estimated 15 seconds. The gunman also took potshots at cars travelling on the road at range. Accurate enough potshots to wound people.

      Without access to a weapon with a clip that size I cannot see the 20 people dying in 15 seconds. I can't see a person taking potshots at range using a say a 22, with the shots travelling through car bodywork.

      I also do no believe that all guns are equally dangerous when it comes to the caliber of the weapns. I've heard it from a first hand account that someone with a solid bone hit from an FN is likely to die and that a solid hit in a limb means you generally lose that limb.

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      meh
    45. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

      They aren't losing, but no matter.

      You know, I'm thinking of taking some vacation and touring sunny Iraq this autumn. I hear that Americans can travel freely across the country, which is only to be expected, since Bush & Company declared MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! {howls of laughter} Shit {wiping tears from eyes}, the American military doesn't even have a safe zone in fucking DOWNTOWN BAGHDAD, for crying out loud!

      The point originally stated is still valid.

      No, the original point was that the hand weapon is no match for a government assault. If that really was true, then America would have handily won Vietnam at least ... and it didn't, since it LOST THE FUCKING WAR and ran from the country with its tail between its legs, chased by men with assault rifles (and probably no small number of pistols, wouldn't you know?). And the same is shaping up in Iraq: American forces have devolved to certain population zones, leaving the vastness of the country to remaining "insurgents" (actually, "freedom fighters for their own fucking country against a foreign invader") if they so choose to possess it.

      Somebody forgot to tell you that America lost the Vietnam war. That, I could chalk up to simple reclusion on your part. But this insistence that the motivated guerilla has no chance against a "war machine" is simply false from many historical examples. Go read up your silly little ass about the Warsaw Ghetto. The German Army was invincible, right? It rolled over Europe, right? No one could stand against them, right? {more gales of laughter}

      --
      [You have a stable society when some nut guns down a schoolyard and the law doesn't change.]
    46. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by ari_j · · Score: 1

      You do realize that the AR-15 is a .223-caliber weapon, and that I hunt deer with a .308-caliber rifle?

      Please explain how Canadians are freer than Americans. Maybe I missed something by growing up within an hour of the border, having many Canadian friends, and dating several Canadian women.

      What you're really failing to understand is that criminals don't care about gun laws. That's the underlying problem - criminals tend to put fake license plates on their stolen cars, drive with fake licenses, and so forth. Why would they be any more forthright when it comes to guns?

      Also, to say that because a criminal could use something more effectively in a crime is reason to prohibit law-abiding citizens from having it is preposterous. If you want to kill a group of people, it is far more effective to drive an SUV into that group of people than to shoot them. Or poison their food (using rat poison, for example). Or any number of other methods that don't involve guns.

    47. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by ari_j · · Score: 1

      Just on a side note: Elderly woman shoots burglar

    48. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by nursedave · · Score: 1
      The second ammendment is designed to allow the states to form militias
      No, the 2nd amendment is to DISALLOW the government from making ANY legislation that prevents the PEOPLE from owning/carrying firearms. It says people, not state, in the amendment.

      And, if you doubt that, please find an arms/firearms quote by anyone who was an author of the declaration of independence or the Bill of Rights that suggests anything other than the individual rights view.

      --

      The Democratic Party: We've been pussies since 1968!

    49. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by dcam · · Score: 1

      You do realize that the AR-15 is a .223-caliber weapon, and that I hunt deer with a .308-caliber rifle?

      Yep. I'm also aware that a FN is a .308 (or 7.62) weapon. However I know that there is a fair amount of powder behind a .223 (or 5.56) caliber weapon. While it may be only .003" bigger than a 22, it is a magnum round. Would you prefer me to put an expanding 223 round into your hip bone, or a 22 round?

      Please explain how Canadians are freer than Americans. Maybe I missed something by growing up within an hour of the border, having many Canadian friends, and dating several Canadian women.

      I don't hear any talk of free speach zones in Canada. I don't hear of people being arrested and held without trial. I don't hear of people being arrested for expressing views contrary to the president. I am amazed at how much America has given up its freedoms.

      What you're really failing to understand is that criminals don't care about gun laws. That's the underlying problem - criminals tend to put fake license plates on their stolen cars, drive with fake licenses, and so forth. Why would they be any more forthright when it comes to guns?

      I do understand that. It gives you something more to charge criminals with. Also if you remove certain guns from the system (assualt weapons, handguns not use for target shooting, pump action and automatic shotguns), then no-one has access to these weapons. You continue to assume that criminals have access to these weapons. Secondly you have strong charges for illegal use of arms. In Australia you can get 5 years for sticking a gun in someone's face.

      In Australia the use of guns by criminals is pretty rare, guns themselves are pretty rare. Generally guns are used in two situations, hold ups and gangland killings.

      If you want to kill a group of people, it is far more effective to drive an SUV into that group of people than to shoot them. Or poison their food (using rat poison, for example). Or any number of other methods that don't involve guns.

      20 people in 15 seconds? Pretty good driving/synchronised poisoning. I'm sorry but if no AR15 was available to Martin Bryant, at least some of those 20 people would be alive.

      You still haven't answered the following questions:
      1. Why Americans lack of faith in the democratic process, instead turning to force
      2. How civilians armed with M16s will take out tanks
      3. My point on governments that fear the populace
      4. Why you really need assualt weapons

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      meh
    50. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by dcam · · Score: 1

      In addition:

      I tell you why I think Canadians are freer than Americans. They are freer from fear. I think Mike Moore had something in Bowling for Columbine on that topic. I am free to walk down the street without carrying a handgun for protection. I do not need to be constantly on guard against someone better armed than myself.

      This fear has been exploited by your current administration.

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      meh
    51. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by Oddly_Drac · · Score: 1

      "But the firearm the average person could/would own was fully comperable to the weaponry of the goverments professional soliders."

      Artillery? I'd also point out that a muzzle loading musket is something you tended to deploy 'en masse' due to it's terrible range, making the average person 'cannon fodder' when facing the military. Incidentally, musket blocks need order to be even partially effective.

      Compare and contrast with an AR15 in both effective range, rate of fire and accuracy, and you could _destroy_ a musket block before they became effective. That will never have occurred to the founding fathers, let alone such innovations as the LAW.

      "Therefore all of these technologies should not benifit from first amendment protection?"

      An interesting point, given that national boundaries are completely blurred on the Internet, and all media is liable to amendments that have revised exactly how free 'free speech' actually is. I assume that slander and libel both circumvent the freedom to say anything you want?

      Can I also counter that with whether you consider that certain people should be counted as 3/5 of a free man, or can we agree that the document has NEEDED to change from time to time?

      "second amendment refers to the govenment's permission to form militias, I believe to be incorrect for several reasons."

      The largest being a semantical distinction on the language used?

      I take the point and agree with you that I don't recall the language being used elsewhere (and that semantical construction of the time was _precise_, something that does get lost today), despite my hand-waving, but will also point out that this meant that anyone who interpreted the word 'tyranny' as being forced to do something you didn't want to do means license to take potshots at anyone, as happened with the first incarnations of the US Government. Like terrorism, 'tyranny' could become a word that people hang a lot more meaning on rather than dictatorship.

      The point I'm trying to get to is that I'm extremely happy with Americans offing each other in creative ways. In Britain, people do it all the time. What I'm not happy about is the constant referrels back to a document that _has_ been revised in the past, or the idea that the founding fathers wanted everyone to have easy access to weaponry _without_ caveats as to it's use. For one thing, it's shattered democracy through the actions of assassins.

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      Oddly Draconis
      Too cynical to live, too stubborn to die.
    52. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by ari_j · · Score: 1

      That movie was very slanted, as I'm sure a thinking man like yourself could tell.

      As to freedom from fear in Canada - you haven't been there, have you? There are parts of Winnipeg, a city of 600,000 people, where it is unsafe to go because of frequent knifings. If you take away guns, murderous people will find other ways. The crossbow attack in Australia that made news last week because the man's cell phone stopped the bolt; a robbery by pitchfork in South Carolina a week or two ago; etc.

      Canadians are not free from fear - they are just less powered to do something about it.

    53. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by ari_j · · Score: 1

      The .223 is in no way a "magnum" cartridge, military ammo doesn't use expanding bullets (per the Geneva Convention) but hunting ammo does, and I'd rather you not shoot me with anything; but if you did threaten my life with deadly force, I'd rather be able to shoot back with an effective round. This argument is preposterous, and shows how very little you really do know about guns. As to your specific numbered points:

      1. Why Americans lack of faith in the democratic process, instead turning to force
      - We don't lack faith in the democratic process at all. We are very suspicious of government, and rightly so, but not faithless. We only turn to force as a last resort; but we'd rather not have our last resort disarmed years before it comes to that. We don't want to make the same mistake others in the past have made. (vide Theodore Haas)

      2. How civilians armed with M16s will take out tanks
      - The Second Amendment doesn't stop at guns. But that's an entirely different topic. If you think that I can go to the corner store now and buy an M16, you are vastly mistaken about American gun laws.

      3. My point on governments that fear the populace
      - You didn't understand mine - I said "fear" as in the sense that someone is a "God-fearing Christian" who does what God wants out of respect and admiration; not someone who does what God wants to avoid being smitten. The government is here to serve the populace, not the other way around.

      4. Why you really need assualt weapons
      - "Assault weapon" is a made-up term that is used to incite emotional responses to specific guns and gradually move the line further back. One state has actually considered adding pump-action rifles to the definition of their "assault weapon" ban. Before I answer, what definition do you use?

      Regardless of that, though - why does need have anything to do with a freedom? Why do you need to post on Slashdot? Why do you need to read news about foreign countries? Need has nothing to do with it - and that is a fundamental difference between your philosophy and mine.

    54. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by rw2 · · Score: 1

      No, the 2nd amendment is to DISALLOW the government from making ANY legislation that prevents the PEOPLE from owning/carrying firearms. It says people, not state, in the amendment

      Take it up with the supreme court. They share my reading. /. probably isn't the right forum. I'm sure you will have no trouble finding lawyers wanting to argue this case pro bono if the law is as clear as what you are representing (in capital letters).

    55. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by dcam · · Score: 1

      I don't doubt that people will find other ways of murdering each other. However consider this, would a 223 shell from an AR15 have been stopped by a modile phone?

      There are parts of Sydney (~5 million people), where I live, I wouldn't go. Sections of Redfern spring to mind. But I'll tell you this, I won't go into those areas because I may get robbed or beaten up, not killed. You have to question a society where you have to carry a gun to feel safe.

      BTW you might have missed my other reply.

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      meh
    56. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by nursedave · · Score: 1
      Which SS decision agrees that it is a collective right? None. Many refer to it as an individual right.

      What's funny is that the authors of the 2nd amendment didn't write the bill of rights then knock off figuring their work was done. Most of them were prolific - and opinionated - writers, all of whom wrote that the goal is 'for every man' to be armed. You can argue against the wisdom of carrying arms all you want; an argument against what the framers meant, when they wrote prolifically about that topic, would be ridiculous.

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      The Democratic Party: We've been pussies since 1968!

    57. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by rw2 · · Score: 1

      Which SS decision agrees that it is a collective right?

      When did *I* argue that it was a collective right?

      I said that the supreme court has said that the purpose of the 2nd was to support the states ability to form a militia, not that a person has a right to own anything and everything he chooses. The state, as the operator of the millitia is (probably) the ultimate authority on what weapons pass muster.

      (probably because I'm not aware of this being tested legally, but it is easy to argue that is what the supreme court was saying)

    58. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by ari_j · · Score: 1

      I thought I replied to your other reply - check for siblings.

      Simply put, people have been killing each other since long before the invention of the rifle, much less the semi-automatic small-caliber carbine (AR-15). Do you really believe that people would stop killing each other on account of not having guns, even if you could completely take guns away from the criminals?

      Are you really afraid of law-abiding people with guns? Can you articulate a fear that your neighbor will come in the dead of the night to murder you because he has a gun but is prevented from doing so because he doesn't?

      I honestly do not understand the grounds for concern, here. The kind of person who would kill you already has a felonious mindset - what's to stop him, in his own mind, from violating gun laws to effect the crime he already intends?

      Basically, what I'm asking is this: can you make an argument against citizen ownership of any class of guns? What support for your argument is there? Lay it all out, because I wanna know.

    59. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by dcam · · Score: 1

      Sorry I might have missed your reply, thanks for pointing that out.

      Simply put, people have been killing each other since long before the invention of the rifle..

      I don't disagree. Not in the slightest. I think that by removing an effective killing tool from people's hands is a good thing.

      Are you really afraid of law-abiding people with guns?

      Yes I am. I am afraid for two reasons.
      1. Under your suggestions there should be no mandatory training. I can be killed by someone merely because they are poorly trained. Your comments about family training are all valid and great, but for those who were not trained from birth, or lacked stable family situations miss out on that.
      2. There are no law abiding people. I have a firm and abiding belief in fallen nature of mankind. This stems from my beliefs as a Christian, confirmed by the experiences of my 25 years. I don't trust people.

      I have a friend who is currently serving out a 1 1/2 year sentence for weapons charges. Lovely guy. Really lovely guy. I am going to visit him on Sunday. He had a friend of his threated by a bunch of guys. So he and some mates got together, got hold of a handgun and stuck it in the guy's face. He could, under slightly different circumstances, have pulled the trigger. He has a very strong loyalty to his friends, something I have great respect for.

      I'd prefer it if that weapon had been not available to him. It is also extremely unusual (for Australia) that it was available to him at all (he has some pretty shady friends).

      My position on gun control was formed before I even knew the guy.

      Basically, what I'm asking is this: can you make an argument against citizen ownership of any class of guns? What support for your argument is there? Lay it all out, because I wanna know.

      I can see no case for assault weapons. I can see the logic of your arguments for protection. I don't totally agree, but I can see the logic when it is assumed that criminals have access to weapons. I cannot see a case for some classes of weapon and I'll list them:
      1. Anything that is fully automatic
      2. automatic shotguns
      3. Long range weapons designed for human targets
      4. assault weapons (according to my definition)

      I cannot see how these can really be used for personal self defense. I cannot see you being attacked by 5+ people and needing an M60 or an mp5. Similar for automatic shotguns. I cannot see a sniper rifle being used for self defence, are you seriously telling me that you are going to be picking people off hundreds of meters away to defend yourself? What I said for automatic weapons also goes for assault weapons.

      As far as I can see the only argument you have really proposed is self-defense. Under those grounds I think that it is not unfair to ban some weapons and to require training.

      I think that would be a start. I think at that point you could start to address issues of criminals carrying guns.

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      meh
    60. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by dcam · · Score: 1

      The argument is not preposterous. I may not have the terminology perfectly accurate, but the point I am making is none the less true. A 223 to the hip is more damaging that a 22 to the hip. Expanding rounds are a side-track. You seem bent on saying that all weapons are equal. The are not equal.

      1. Excuse me? I've studied the rise of Hitler. I love history, particularly 20th century history, That is an area of history I know pretty well, in fact I would say I know that period of history better than probably any other. Let me tell you that some of the history parallels pretty closely with recent US history. If you were serious about what you say you'd be marching on Washington right now, AR15 on your shoulder and 45 on your hip. Just remember that this time they aren't after the Jews and Communists first. Remember the quote from Niemoller. The've already started: Guantanamo bay. You may not be aware that Dachau (which is where the Holocaust survivor was incarcerated) was the first Nazi concentration camp opened. It was the prototype of others to come. I might suggest you read the interview you linked and keep in mind Guantanamo bay. Get your gun and get marching.

      You might note that in the interview he mentions that some concentration camp survivors don't agree with the arming of American citizens. I disagree with some of his conclusions on how best to prevent the same thing happening again. Once again I re-iterate, gun ownership isn't much good against trained, well armed soldiers. Even his argument about the Warsaw ghetto doesn't hold much water, they held out for a month before being overwealmed. A more herioc fight is hard to imagine, but it did not keep the 56,000 Jews who remained alive after the fighting from being executed or sent to concentration camps. According to an article found using google the number of German soldiers in the action was under 10,000.

      2. You haven't answered the question. Whether you cannot buy an M16 at a corner store is irrelevant. One of the major arguments I hear in favour of owning guns is to overthrow the government. I just don't see that as practical.

      3. My apologies, thanks for the clarification. I certainly agree that the government is there to serve the populace. Service is at the heart of Christian leadership.

      4. I think I may have defined it earlier, but here goes: semi-automatic or automatic, large magazine, long range. In the previous list pick any 2. I'd put machine pistols/submachine guns in another category. But I'd exclude them on the same grounds that I would exclude assualt weapons.

      Regardless of that, though - why does need have anything to do with a freedom? Why do you need to post on Slashdot? Why do you need to read news about foreign countries? Need has nothing to do with it - and that is a fundamental difference between your philosophy and mine.

      Well put. I haven't articulated my thinking on that point very well. Let me put it another way, is the exercise of that freedom to the general benefit of society? I also have not problem with a freedom being exercised if it is neutral. I just cannot see that being the case with assault weapons/machine pistols.

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      meh
    61. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by ari_j · · Score: 1

      Why is it that you don't see law-abiding citizens owning guns as a neutral thing? Most gun owners own guns for recreation and self defense. Very few use them to harm others. And you can't take away every gun, because hunting is a very important means of game conservation. The only murder in my hometown in the past decade was done with a hunting rifle in a bar.

      Do you really believe that your neighbors, if they had guns, would come kill you? Do you really trust the police to protect you against all things evil?

      As to protection from an oppressive government - on a small scale there is little help. However, on a large scale, the citizens would prevail. Look at Iraq - it's a small country and the "insurgents" (exsurgents?) are still holding off the US military in some cities. In America, more people own guns, there is more territory to cover, and the military would be launching massive attacks on American citizens on American soil. Morale doesn't get lower than shooting your friends and neighbors because the government told you to.

      Terrorism is another reason for civilians to carry guns. Terrorists are attacking civilians - not the government. John Kerry wants people to believe that terrorists will fly to America, go to a gun show, buy an AR-15, and take on the world. This is just insane - most terrorists come from countries where you can buy a [i]real[/i] AK-47 or M16, fully-automatic, for $100-150 (or less depending on whom you plan to shoot). Why would they spend $1200 on a plane ticket to come here and buy a gun for $900 that does less? If they do - shouldn't I be able to shoot back? Terrorists are more likely to be shot with an AR-15 on American soil than to shoot anyone with one.

      You're doing it again with "assault weapons" and bunching them in with "machine pistols". The guns that American liberals want to ban as "assault weapons" are semi-automatic. Machineguns of all shapes and sizes have been banned here since 1934.

      You know what? You're right: Legal gun ownership certainly isn't neutral - it's slanted against those who would bring harm to others.

    62. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by dcam · · Score: 1

      They aren't neutral: Martin Bryant. Before Port Arthur there was a similar massacre at Strathfield. Some weapons are not neutral. We can debate handguns at another time.

      Do you really trust the police to protect you against all things evil?

      No, but I trust them more than I trust myself and my neighbors. In this country we have excellent police, although there have been some notable exceptions to that rule.

      Morale doesn't get lower than shooting your friends and neighbors because the government told you to.

      Same goes for oppressing people without weapons.

      Terrorism is another reason for civilians to carry guns.

      In America? Give me a break.

      John Kerry wants people to believe that terrorists will fly to America, go to a gun show, buy an AR-15, and take on the world. This is just insane - most terrorists come from countries where you can buy a [i]real[/i] AK-47 or M16, fully-automatic, for $100-150 (or less depending on whom you plan to shoot).

      And how exactly are they going to get to America while caryying that gun? This is about gun ownership inside America.

      If they do - shouldn't I be able to shoot back? Terrorists are more likely to be shot with an AR-15 on American soil than to shoot anyone with one.

      Look, the entire time one of the bases of your argument has been that right now guns are available to all equally. You need guns because criminals have guns. With that argument in mind Kerry has a point, a terrorist can get hold of a gun as easily as a criminal, by buying it over the counter. Or even better, they can just steal one from someone who deosn't secure their weapon properly.

      You're doing it again with "assault weapons" and bunching them in with "machine pistols". The guns that American liberals want to ban as "assault weapons" are semi-automatic. Machineguns of all shapes and sizes have been banned here since 1934.

      The fact that these are weapons that are designed to kill people in large numbers suggests that this is a reasonable grouping to me.

      On a technical note, a machine pistol is not a machine gun.

      You are determined to lump all weapons into the same category. This is just not true.

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      meh
    63. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by ari_j · · Score: 1

      I'm not going to even deal with most of what you said, as it's full of vitriol and downright lies that there's no way I can dissociate from your perception of reality.

      But I will say this: the main thing you're missing is that police respond to crime. If a burglar broke into your house, armed with a kitchen knife, which would seem like a more likely way to come out alive and without loss of property:
      1. Tell him to leave your house or you'll shoot, and shoot if he does not desist
      2. Call 911, explain the nature of your emergency, and wait 30 minutes for a cop to show up

    64. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by dcam · · Score: 1

      I'm not going to even deal with most of what you said, as it's full of vitriol and downright lies that there's no way I can dissociate from your perception of reality.

      Examining the past comments I have made in this thread that one seems to be milder than many of the other comments I have made. I am certainly not insulting you personally. I am attacking certain arguments you have made, and frankly I don't think I am attacking them particularly strongly. I don't see a justification for your comment.

      I'll try to re-iterate my point that you may have taken the wrong way in other terms. Terrorists are not a valid reason for owning assault weapons because:
      1. Your earlier arguments assume (or at the least say that this should be the case) equal acessability to weapons, hence terrorists have equal access to weapons, hence the assault weapon ban at least takes these weapons out of their hands.
      2. Assuming that equal acessability is not the case, and terrorists need to buy them outside America, then they still need to get them into the country.

      Either way I don't see terrorists as a valid reason for owning assault weapons.

      In addition:
      3. Not all weapons are equal (I'm sorry but from my perspective you have consistently dodged this issue)

      But I will say this: the main thing you're missing is that police respond to crime.

      All law is based on this. Punishment after the crime. Punishment before the crime is not justice. I've just had this argument WRT the US policy of pre-emptive strikes.

      If a burglar broke into your house, armed with a kitchen knife, which would seem like a more likely way to come out alive and without loss of property

      How often does this happen, in your country or mine? I can speak for mine and say not all that often. In our contry home invasions do not often end in deaths. Might it not also be good for the burglar to live? That could be my friend (however misguided he may be) you are shooting down. As I said in another post I have a friend who is currently serving time for weapons charges.

      On another point, there seems to be a hole in your earlier arguments that you haven't addressed, namely the situation of those who are not trained in the use of guns. Your personal situation (using guns from age 4) may be unusual. What is wrong with a mandatory government enforcement of a minimum level of training? In your case your the training might be waived due to your experience.

      One last thing, if you walk away from this argument simplying saying that I am lying/full of crap, you have lost the argument. I can accept that we can agree to disagree, but to say that I am lying without providing a supporting argument or evidence means you are losing the argument. To accuse me of being full of vitriol when there is nothing to suggest that is the case means you are losing the argument.

      Maybe there is some cultural difference that is making my comments seem harsher than I intend, if so please point out where I have been offensive.

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      meh
    65. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by ari_j · · Score: 1

      I didn't mean vitriol on your part, but rather vitriol of anti-gun propoganda artists that you've absorbed as the normal truth and base many of your points on. I can't take that away from you - I can only hope that you take it upon yourself to research the US "assault weapon ban" that just expired, the crime rate in the parts of the US where it is easier to legally own a gun compared to the parts where it's not, and the crime rate around the world.

      You're in the country that had to ban swords because, when the criminals couldn't get guns, they turned to swords. People have been killing each other for many years longer than they've had guns to do it with. They're not going to stop just because you take away a tool or two - humans are more creative and motivated than that, and when the motivation is violent in nature the creativity will be brutal in effect.

      Here's an example that may help underscore my point about civilians defending themselves. Washington, D.C., is the murder capital of the world. Its leaders rejoice every 5 years or so when it briefly makes it down to the #2 spot. The rate is currently around 56 per 100,000. Arlington, Virginia, is essentially an extension of D.C. They are separated only by the Potomac River. Yet, the murder rate in Arlington is 1.5 per 100,000.

      D.C. is very restrictive of gun rights. Even hunting rifles and shotguns cannot be kept in your own home without being disassembled and unloaded. Pistol permits haven't been issued since 1978. Virginia, on the other hand, is very gun-friendly. It's a shall-issue state for concealed carry permits (meaning that there's no discrimination - if you quality for the permit (meaning you're a U.S. citizen, no felonies, etc.), you will be issued one), and open-carry is permitted almost everywhere (university campuses are a notable exception).

      I advocate everyone who can applying for and receiving a concealed weapon permit. There are minimum training standards that keep permit-holders and their neighbors safe, there is knowledge of the law required so you know when you are legally permitted to use force in self-defense, and of course the advantage of being able to carry a weapon to defend yourself without drawing attention to yourself.

    66. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by ari_j · · Score: 1

      PS: As Slashdot has started randomizing the order of my comments on this story, forgive me if I stop responding. That's how I keep track of a conversation, and this one is at some kind of time limit. ;)

  12. Flame Thrower by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you could always use Charlie Fourie's Car Flame Thrower

  13. what i think by Coneasfast · · Score: 2, Interesting

    i'm sorry to hear that :(

    first problem is that you think a motion sensor light will do something. it won't.

    secondly, i think a car alarm should do something, why didn't it work? was she not home? could she not hear it? if you tell us, we can find a solution for it.

    oh yeah, get one of those steering wheel 'clubs', they help deter criminals (at least from stealing the car)

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    Marge, get me your address book, 4 beers, and my conversation hat.
    1. Re:what i think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they can cut right through a steering wheel and remove the club, if they want the car, a club will not stop them

    2. Re:what i think by antifoidulus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It really depends on if she is dealing with professionals or hoodlums who think they have some vendetta against the world because their parents are only upper-middle class. Against the former, motion detectors are useless, car alarms are useless(they can disarm them quickly and there is too much "boy who cried wolf" with them, they go off so often nobody even cares), and clubs will be useless. Against a really good criminal, guns will be useless too, but more than likely they are just dealing with people who are probably too high to figure out ways around any of those defenses.

    3. Re:what i think by Senjutsu · · Score: 1

      secondly, i think a car alarm should do something, why didn't it work?

      The thing about car alarms is that:

      - Everyone and their dog has one.

      - 90% of the time, when they go off, it's a false alarm.

      Car alarms are the modern day Boy Who Cried Wolf. They go off for no legitimate reason so often that everyone is inured to their cry. It worked great when you were the only one on the block with one, but these days they're part of the background noise of the city. Utterly unremarkable.

    4. Re:what i think by almostmanda · · Score: 2, Informative

      The AC is correct. Any respectable car thief knows that the club may be near indestructable, but steering wheels are terribly easy to cut through. If you want to protect your car, get one of the club-type apparatuses that locks around your brakes instead; those are far more effective.

    5. Re:what i think by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      Against a really good criminal, guns will be useless too

      You need to expand on this statement. Unless you're dealing with Chun from Remo Williams, the only way your gun will be useless is if you don't have the will to use it or you let the bad guy get too close and take it away from you (the latter usually follows from the former.)

      Generally speaking, firearms are a good deterrent to crime and simply presenting the weapon is usually enough to defuse the issue before it becomes necessary to use it.

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      What part of "shall not be infringed" is so hard to understand?
    6. Re:what i think by winwar · · Score: 1

      "simply presenting the weapon is usually enough to defuse the issue before it becomes necessary to use it."

      When you say "presenting" I sure hope you mean "pointing at". Because if you don't you can get yourself into a lot of trouble. If you have a CC license, "flashing" your gun is generally forbidden and is grounds for losing the permit. Flashing the weapon also allows the bad guy to justify using deadly force ON YOU because you just threatened his life....

    7. Re:what i think by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

      It's easy, a pro scopes out your house beforehand and if you have children breaks into their room first and holds them hostage. I don't want to meet the man who plays tough guy when there is a revolver pointed at his child. The criminal can also create a distraction and get you to look into it with your gun while he comes around the back and puts one in you just to be safe. A criminal is probably much more likely to shoot you if you have a gun than if you do not. Valuables can be replaced, human beings cannot.

    8. Re:what i think by winwar · · Score: 1

      "...the only way your gun will be useless is if you don't have the will to use it or you let the bad guy get too close..."

      And how would you identify a "really good criminal"? They may be that good because they are dressed in a suit and next to you before you realize they have a knife sticking in your ribs demanding your wallet. That would be a really good criminal. Or maybe they stab first-no gun will help you there.

      If you cannot ID the threat, and you may not, the gun isn't going to help.

    9. Re:what i think by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      When you say "presenting" I sure hope you mean "pointing at"

      You're damn right that's what I mean. If you're in enough fear for your life that you draw your weapon, that weapon had BETTER be aimed at the threat.

      --
      What part of "shall not be infringed" is so hard to understand?
    10. Re:what i think by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Assuming she probably drives something common like a Toyota Corolla, the thief would probably skip her car and steal the identical one that doesn't have a club on it.

    11. Re:what i think by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      the only way your gun will be useless is if you don't have the will to use it or you let the bad guy get too close and take it away from you

      What use is a gun if you don't know that he's there?

    12. Re:what i think by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      What use is a gun if you don't know that he's there?

      I agree--note, that would fall under the category of "letting him get close enough to take it away from you."

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      What part of "shall not be infringed" is so hard to understand?
    13. Re:what i think by boinger · · Score: 1

      That's why intead of just having an alarm, you have a psychotically loud one aimed right where the driver's chest would be. I had my car broken into twice. Once, they stole the sub-box + amp and *destroyed* (but couldn't manage to steal) the stereo - so I got an alarm with the siren installed as mentioned. The second time they popped open the ventwing (this is on '69 bug) and left (apparently). The alarm is REALLY unpleasant on a personal aural level, as I've experienced on accident. I'm thinking of getting a louder one, though. hehe. My goal is two stage sirening. The now-one goes off...unpleasant but dealable. The after like 8 seconds (so that I would have time to turn off an accidental alarm) a Louder on goes off. I want ear-drum-destroying loudness. Ah, a boy can dream, can't he?

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    14. Re:what i think by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      What I really meant was, if you're not at home, what good is a shotgun?

  14. Never fails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    drive a yugo

    1. Re:Never fails by Chicane-UK · · Score: 1

      UK car thieves seem undeterred, regardless of how shitty a car is.

      My friend has had his POS 1.1 litre Metro broken into a few times - simply because its easy to break into, its good for taking and thrashing around city streets for a night before being crashed into a field and burned out.

      I wish I could say that I loved this country, but the slack jawed chavvy retards that seem to be an ever expanding part of our society are slowly making it hard to feel proud to be British.

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      "Hey! Unless this is a nude love-in, get the hell off my property!!"
    2. Re:Never fails by Sexy+Bern · · Score: 1

      For our non-British readers, a "chav" is, well, best described by this.

    3. Re:Never fails by dogfart · · Score: 1

      I heard a Yugo did get stolen once. The thief returned it the next day.

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      "dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope"

    4. Re:Never fails by vthome · · Score: 1
      Doesn't help.

      A colleague of mine bought a car specifically for this purpose - so it would never get broken into. It was a plainest Honda Civic possible - no options, no tint (almost a suicide in Arizona), not even radio - just a plastic panel where it's supposed to be.

      Once, just once, he forgets a $30 worth box of tools on his back seat. Lo and behold, an hour later the window is shattered (in a very nasty way, lots of damage to the bodywork as well) and the box is stolen.

      So much for a Yugo...

    5. Re:Never fails by DeVilla · · Score: 1
      I had a Dodge Omni broken into at college. I spent more time on hold than I did actually talking to law enforcement to give a report. (Effectively no law enforcement.) The took a pair of speakers, (and no, I did not have 'a system'. These were dinky and pathtic.) a tape case, (the laugh was mine, the good tapes were on the floor. Anything in the case sucked too much to pull out.) and my ash tray. Ya, that's right. ASH TRAY. They must have wanted the pennies. They busted the windows for it. They did cars all along the alley. They ripped the back seat out of one car and took a jacket, leaving a mint in CDs behind.

      My next car is going to have one of these.

    6. Re:Never fails by kerp11 · · Score: 2, Funny

      actually, here in serbia driving a yugo means its more likely that your neighbours will break into your car to steal spare parts that they desperately need for their car...

  15. Yes, we all noticed by Jeffv323 · · Score: 5, Funny

    the extra "got" in his first sentence. Now everybody move along now.

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  16. Texas style home defense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My cousin in Texas has outdoor motion sensors around his house, hooked up to a PA system than when activated, play a recording of a pump shotgun being cocked. It sounds real as hell, and you can't really tell where the sound is coming from.

    1. Re:Texas style home defense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh, so -that's- what it is. Thanks, until now I've been too afraid to bust in there and take his DVD player.

    2. Re:Texas style home defense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the gun sound repeats, that wouldn't be very realistic. Perhaps it should be rotated with a large farting noise followed by a sigh of relief.

  17. Not a holo-yeti... by Anonymous+Luddite · · Score: 5, Funny


    How bout a full sized cardboard cut-out of goatse in the front hallway? I'd run....

    1. Re:Not a holo-yeti... by rampant+mac · · Score: 5, Funny
      "How bout a full sized cardboard cut-out of goatse in the front hallway? I'd run...."

      Depending on what was "cut-out", it could double as a mail drop too. Even oversized packages could easily fit. *shudder*

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    2. Re:Not a holo-yeti... by arose · · Score: 1

      Label it "For Ads" and set beside your regular mailbox.

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    3. Re:Not a holo-yeti... by IKEA-Boy · · Score: 1

      How bout a full sized cardboard cut-out of goatse in the front hallway? I'd run....

      Works wonders with the in-laws as well.

    4. Re:Not a holo-yeti... by Atmchicago · · Score: 1

      Actually, I have a cardboard cut-out of John Ashcroft in my front yard, and that scares everyone away.

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    5. Re:Not a holo-yeti... by updatelee · · Score: 1

      I dorms we had a fullsized cutout of Shaq inthe window. Wemust have got 8 or 9 complaint reports from the school saying some creepyguy was staring at girls at night through the window. so I have to say, cut outs work.

    6. Re:Not a holo-yeti... by 3arwax · · Score: 1

      I think a cardboard cut-out of CowboyNeal would work much better.

  18. Go for the obvious: dog, gun, gun safety course by greenmars · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Use what works, not what you see in the movies.

    1. Re:Go for the obvious: dog, gun, gun safety course by Engineer+Andy · · Score: 1

      but, you should put your gun safety course before getting your gun.

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    2. Re:Go for the obvious: dog, gun, gun safety course by BoneFlower · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Agreed.

      I'm very pro gun, but its not something to be taken lightly. Guns were designed to kill, and they are incredibly good at that. While in the right hands they can be very safe, they have a great deal of power that if you do not respect will bite you in the ass.

    3. Re:Go for the obvious: dog, gun, gun safety course by GypC · · Score: 1

      True that.

      As a gun owner and being licensed to carry, I have to make a point here. Some people have a very nonchalant attitude about guns, probably from too much TV and movies.

      The truth is, a gun is not your friend, it is not a toy. It is as dangerous as a rattlesnake unless it receives your utmost attention and respect. My pistol absolutely stays in its holster, unless, God forbid, it is required to save my life, or an innocent victim's life. I don't take it out to play with it, or to show my friends, or even to look at it; just to put it in the safe at the end of the day, or clean it.

      If I have even one drink, the gun stays in the safe.

      And, if you ever have to shoot to defend a life, you are absolutely responsible for every bullet that you fire. You will be prosecuted for any injury to innocent bystanders, and, even in a justifiable shooting, you will probably be sued in civil court by the criminal or his family. Even if you win, you will still be out tens of thousands in lawyers' fees.

      I'm incredibly polite and non-confrontational when I am packing. :-) It is my responsibility as the armed citizen to see that any conflict is de-escalated and resolved peaceably. I don't want to kill anyone, and neither do 99.99999% of humanity, as evidenced by the fact that so many of us, with minimal training, are given access to huge metal vehicles fueled by explosives that travel at tremendous speeds, yet (relatively) rarely do we ever hurt each other with them, even accidentally.

      Self-defense is a natural right, given to all living creatures by God, and the right to keep and bear arms is our (Americans, that is) birthright as free men, entrusted to us by our forebears. It is better to be alive and bear the consequences than to let your gift of life be snuffed out without a struggle. Gandhi, the Dalai Lama, and the Pope all agree that the use of deadly force is justified in the defense of innocent life.

      But please, get some training, for you and the whole family, and respect the power of the gun. Be careful.

      One more thing, a German Shepherd or similar dog is at least as good a defense as any gun. For home defense, there is nothing better than a pair of dogs. That's not to preclude the need for a firearm, but they will ensure that you have time to reach your gun, if nothing else. Unfortunately, you can't bring your pooches with you everywhere.

    4. Re:Go for the obvious: dog, gun, gun safety course by BoneFlower · · Score: 1

      One thing I'd say regarding showing people your guns...

      If you have kids and guns, show your kids your guns. Children are naturally curious about anything as dramatic as a gun, it makes a lot of noise and they see them on TV and movies constantly. You want to absolutely ensure that their curiosity is satisfied under strict supervision by someone you trust with their lives. If you don't have guns, you should find a gun owner that you trust to teach them a bit about them, and failing that find a gun safety course in the area to enroll your kids in. You don't want little Johnny to satisfy his curiosity when he finds a loaded gun in a kitchen cabinet at Dennis's house.

      That tactic paid off for my dad when the one time he ever forgot to keep track of any of his guns, he left it in the bathroom and when I went in to pee, I saw it, and turned right around to tell him that he left his gun there. There was never any real risk, because he taught all of us kids gun safety since before we were even able to pull the trigger. We knew how dangerous they were and how to mitigate those dangers. Any time we had curiosity, as soon as he had the time he would bring us down to his gun safe, open it up and teach us a bit.

      I don't currently have any guns or kids, but when I do, if I have both at the same time I'm definitely following my fathers example in how to mix the two without problems.

  19. Don't injure trespassers... by lothar97 · · Score: 4, Informative
    You'll get in a lot of trouble. I'm an IP attorney, but all of us have to learn about trespass & defense of property in law school. This blurb from the Utah Cooperative Wildlife Management Association sums up the law on this aspect pretty well.

    The duty of care owned by landowner or person in charge to a trespasser is to refrain from willfully, maliciously or recklessly injuring them. In other words, a landowner or person in charge cannot set traps for trespassers. A trap is a hazard that is known to the landowner or person in charge, but concealed to others. If a trespasser is injured by a trap, the landowner is open to liability for the injury, even though the trespasser violated he law by trespassing. The following have been held unlawful traps for which the landowner can be held responsible: (1) setting a spring gun, (2) creating obstacles on a public roadway, (3) installing a cable gate across a private road known to be used by he public. To reduce he liability risks for #3, the road should be posted as private access. If a cable or chain is used o close a road, it should be flagged with brightly colored flags or other materials.

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    1. Re:Don't injure trespassers... by littlerubberfeet · · Score: 1

      Correct me if i am wrong:

      A motion detector triggered assult weapon would be legal as long as A)you install it after the ban expires and B) you paint the gun bright orange and post a sign explaining that it will shoot anyone who sets off the motion detector.

      I know this is probably illegal, but what IS legal?

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    2. Re:Don't injure trespassers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Don't injure tresspassers... kill them. This sort of law is why the traps you set should be lethal..

    3. Re:Don't injure trespassers... by ricotest · · Score: 3, Funny

      Looks like that kid from Home Alone is liable quite heavil. Is there a rule against a gigantic paint shelf trap?

    4. Re:Don't injure trespassers... by xcham · · Score: 1

      So advertise that you've got a small minefield in your alley way, and it's your own fault if you decide to take your chances.

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    5. Re:Don't injure trespassers... by Andy+Mitchell · · Score: 1
      A trap is a hazard that is known to the landowner or person in charge, but concealed to others.

      So providing you install a big enough sign its still OK to surround your property with a moat and fill it with sharks with friggin' laser beams attached to their heads, or i'll tempered mutant sea bass?

    6. Re:Don't injure trespassers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's right you don't injure 'em--put 'em down the first time with a .45 to the chest. There's nobody--not even someone with 'bulletproof' vest or even body armor that will not be knocked on their ass from a .45 bullet.

      To quote Major Payne:

      "If he's still in there, he ain't happy."

      Look, i don't care what any lawyer says--if someone is in my house, then there tresspassing and its my right to defend my home. Dead men can't testify against you, and i'd like to see a judge say that i was wrong for defending my family against a potentially violent criminal in my own house.

      Now... back to the matter at hand.

      Setup a motion sensor to a computer that will play a nice and loud sound of a shotgun being pumped once... And if you'd like, put in a recording of you saying "Geeet off my property!"

      that should be a good enough deterrent... and non-violent as well.

    7. Re:Don't injure trespassers... by Silvertre · · Score: 1

      As far as I know you can not defend personal property with lethal force (Unless you live in texas, they don't have that law).

    8. Re:Don't injure trespassers... by drawfour · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not even close to legal. "Traps" are illegal because they are "non-discriminatory". In other words, they will trigger (and injure/kill) anyone without regard for who they are or why they're there. While unlikely, it's possible that a rescue worker of sorts needs to break into your house. For example, a fire breaks out and a firefighter must break in to see if anyone needs help. It's possible that a 5 year old kid could get in, and I really doubt he'll be able to read the sign or realize what can happen. There are likely many more scenarios (though unlikely) where someone legally enters your house and can set off the trap.

    9. Re:Don't injure trespassers... by argStyopa · · Score: 1
      The duty of care owned by landowner or person in charge to a trespasser is to refrain from willfully, maliciously or recklessly injuring them. In other words, a landowner or person in charge cannot set traps for trespassers. A trap is a hazard that is known to the landowner or person in charge, but concealed to others. If a trespasser is injured by a trap, the landowner is open to liability for the injury, even though the trespasser violated he law by trespassing. The following have been held unlawful traps for which the landowner can be held responsible: (1) setting a spring gun, (2) creating obstacles on a public roadway, (3) installing a cable gate across a private road known to be used by he public. To reduce he liability risks for #3, the road should be posted as private access. If a cable or chain is used o close a road, it should be flagged with brightly colored flags or other materials.
      ...bah. It's all based on the giant presumption that someone finds the body.
      No body, no intruder, no problem.
      Plus it cuts down on the whole recidivist issue.
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    10. Re:Don't injure trespassers... by ari_j · · Score: 1

      This is a state law thing. In North Dakota, you have the right to defend your home using force, even without warning the trespasser if the time to warn him would result in more damage than just shooting him. In California, I'm sure you have different laws, because you can actually be sued by a wheelchair-bound burglar for not providing a ramp to get upstairs to your jewels.

      What is not legal anywhere is a passive defense - spring guns, tripwires, and so forth intended to cause harm. These things can't "reasonably believe" that the house is in danger, and that's the typical requirement for defense of real property.

      Don't listen too carefully to the parent comment - he's an IP lawyer in California, the state I refused to even go to law school in because the laws are so idiotic.

    11. Re:Don't injure trespassers... by pyros · · Score: 1

      Here's an informative link.

    12. Re:Don't injure trespassers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't want to get all legalese on you, but there is a legal term for this. Bodius Missingus

      No Body = No evidence = no crime.

      Happy thoughts.

    13. Re:Don't injure trespassers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...bah. It's all based on the giant presumption that someone finds the body.

      You're joking now, but a friend of mine was told by the police to put them down instead of injuring them. Also to shoot first, then put the lights on: judge rules you didn't aim/shoot to kill. Much less (legal) troubles and paperwork.

    14. Re:Don't injure trespassers... by AlphaSys · · Score: 1

      Actually, I had a friend who told me their aunt tried a variant of this and got burned (It may be fable but this guy usually doesn't make stuff up).

      The way the story goes, she had a watermelon patch that just gave a really wonderful bounty each year, but it was next to a road, and she often had up to half of the yield boosted by passers-by who would stop, climb her meager fence and help themselves.

      She decided to do something to deter this and posted a sign that said something to the effect of "Pick at your own risk - these watermenlons are great but one of them is poisoned. Can you guess which one?"

      For weeks, the effort seemed to pay off... not one melon was missing. With a few weeks left until harvest, she went into the field to inspect the crop. To her surprise, a piece of posterboard was affixed to the back of the sign. In big magic-markered letters was the message "Now there are two -- Your guess!!!"

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    15. Re:Don't injure trespassers... by eldapo · · Score: 1

      The chapter on spring guns came pretty early in my first year torts class. I think we all talked about it for at least the rest of the semester. Last time I heard anyone used that solution in real life was some poor guy in Miami who caught someone breaking into his store with one. From a public policy standpoint they probably should be illegal, but they still do have their charm. But seriously. Alarms, motion detectors and cameras are all really good ideas for protecting property -- and well within grasp of most geeks. For personal defense longarms are really the way to go. Handguns tend to be more dangerous to their owners than to others (even if you're ex-law enforcement). A shotgun is probably the safest for your neighbors for reasons mentioned elsewhere. If you're going to keep any kind of gun you owe it to everyone to target shoot regularly, to make sure you'll hit your target instead of someone in the living room across the street.

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    16. Re:Don't injure trespassers... by glrotate · · Score: 1

      If you're really an attorney you should know better than to be providing legal advice on a subject as serious as self defense when you don't know what you're talking about.

      While there may be a common law standard that applies in jurisdictions without relevant statutes, most states do have very specific laws concerning this matter. My state, Texas, specificaly allows the use of lethal force:

      Texas Penal code S9.32
      "A person is justified in using deadly force against another to protect land or tangible, movable property"

      So please keep your unimformed legal musings to yourself.

    17. Re:Don't injure trespassers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Encouraging killing people for "tresspassing" get's modded up?

      And yesterday a poster encouraging committing genocide on 22 million people got modded up aswell.

      There is something horribly wrong with this picture.

    18. Re:Don't injure trespassers... by cthugha · · Score: 1

      Ha, that reminds me of the practice my old criminal law lecturer had of running a sequence from Home Alone and getting us to spot all the offences committed as an alleged teaching exercise.

  20. A little bad typing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A lot of bad english. Your mom 'got' nothing, she 'had' her car broken into.

    Car alarm? Maybe a device that, instead of turning on a light as people approach, starts playing a taped conversation so the perp thinks someone is coming?

    Just some thoughts, I live in Canada so we don't have any crime.

    1. Re:A little bad typing by xcham · · Score: 1

      Really? I guess that idiot who stole my dad's mini-van a few years back (in the middle of downtown Toronto) was just playing a practical joke. Perhaps all the kidnappings, murders, drug busts, etc. in this city are similarly comical in nature. Not to mention all the prostitute-killing in BC. That's not crime, that's just taking out the trash!

      Crime is everywhere, to varying degrees, so get your head out of the sand.

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  21. The Club by Farley+Mullet · · Score: 1

    Seriously. I know it's cheezy, but cops I know say that it works at deterring theives.

    1. Re:The Club by pyite · · Score: 1

      The Club is a joke. Steering wheels are made soft on purpose. You can cut the steering wheel and slide The Club off very easily. When it's dark out and no one's around, it's going to draw no more attention than breaking into the car in the first place.

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      "Nature doesn't care how smart you are. You can still be wrong." - Richard Feynman

    2. Re:The Club by littlerubberfeet · · Score: 1

      I would also reccomend installing a pedal lock and taking the battery inside at night (or the alternator cable). A hidden cutout switch could also work. Install a switch for the fuel pump below the shift boot or something. The problem is, clubs are easy to break through. (see above post)

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    3. Re:The Club by flossie · · Score: 3, Funny
      I would also reccomend installing a pedal lock and taking the battery inside at night (or the alternator cable). A hidden cutout switch could also work. Install a switch for the fuel pump below the shift boot or something.

      The low tension wires to the started motor are an excellent place to break the circuit. When they try stealing the car, it seems like it has a dead battery. Some bozos in Manchester tried to steal my girlfriend's car which I had installed such a switch into. A quick walk around the block and we found the car perfectly safe in the middle of the road - they had tried push-starting it.

    4. Re:The Club by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      Take the battery inside at night??? Those things weigh like 40 pounds.

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  22. The answer is simplicity itself! by HuckleCom · · Score: 0

    Don't own anything worth stealing!

    1. Re:The answer is simplicity itself! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... the Force is strong in this one ...

  23. Get a dog by rustin_ross · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Studies have shown a dog with a good bark scares away most would-be attackers. There have also been studies showing dog companionship actually lowers the blood pressure of seniors.

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    1. Re:Get a dog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      which is fine so long as they don't already have low blood pressure... It's funny, people talk about "hypertension" all the time, but hypotension and low blood volume kills lots of seniors - it's one of the ones that counts as "natural causes" though....

    2. Re:Get a dog by scooterphish · · Score: 0

      A Big dog. Get a Rott (actually just big ol puppies in a monster body), Rhodesian Ridgeback. Something intimidating in the dark ;)

    3. Re:Get a dog by LiENUS · · Score: 1

      rhodesian ridgebacks can be very scary, grew up with them all my life (if you've never seen them they use them in pairs to hunt lions)

    4. Re:Get a dog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Studies have shown a dog with a good bark scares away most would-be attackers. There have also been studies showing dog companionship actually lowers the blood pressure of seniors."

      Yeah, and I'm sure Purina and PetSmart paid for those studies. You know, kinda like how Anheiser Bush and Adolph Coors bankroll the Partnership for a Drug-Free America creating commercials linking pot sales with terrorist fundraising or Microsoft claiming that free Linux is more expensive than Windows licenses. What next? Mobile phone handset radiation levels regrow hair? Seniors need to get laid more than worrying about pets and associated costs. That would cut senior alcoholism, depression, etc. Not to mention increase the price of Pfizer's stock. One should also keep in mind that in China, it is illegal to have indoor pets such as dogs because they are considered unclean and health risks.

    5. Re:Get a dog by aduthie · · Score: 1

      Really, a dog with any bark will do. It doesn't have to be a "scary" bark at all, just audible to the burglar.

    6. Re:Get a dog by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      There have also been studies showing dog companionship actually lowers the blood pressure of seniors.

      Yep, if I got a dog now, by the time I was a senior my blood pressure would lower. Of course, that would be after I finish digging the hole to drop it in...

      Hell, I'd rather deal with the thieves, and I've had both (dogs and thieves).

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    7. Re:Get a dog by scooterphish · · Score: 0

      Yeah they can be, indeed :)
      My brother and his fiance have a ridgeback puppy (hah! At her shoulders she's above my waist!) -
      She's a big softy though, if she knows who you are.
      No "ridge", so she can't be AKC, but her temperment/disposition was why they got her in the first place.

    8. Re:Get a dog by The+Clockwork+Troll · · Score: 1
      There have also been studies showing dog companionship actually lowers the blood pressure of seniors.
      Yeah, a playful nip to the jugular will do that. Can't blame Fido - elderly neck skin looks like a beef treat.
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    9. Re:Get a dog by fred+fleenblat · · Score: 1

      I got a large german shepherd from the animal shelter a couple of years ago. He barks really freakin' loud and has scared off more than his fair share of UPS and Fedex personnel over the years.

      Thing is, I wish I had trained him to just wag his tail and lie down when a stranger approaches. Then I wouldn't worry so much that a heartless burglar would just shoot him. I mean, they can have my stereo and my computer collection if they really want it that bad. But if anything happened to my doggie I would be 1000 times more upset.

    10. Re:Get a dog by nursedave · · Score: 1

      I'm only a sophomore, so I'll get one in a couple of years.

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  24. Go minimalist by smoyer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you don't have anything of value, then you don't have to worry about someone ripping off your valuables. The things in life that are worthwhile are rarely tangible. If you're living in the crossfire of someone else's greed ... Move!

    1. Re:Go minimalist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats funny. Last night someone broke into my car. They went through some papers...nothing interesing there. Tape deck...whats that? Old banged-up cd player...who wants one of those. All they got was my RF-modulator, because thats the only thing of value I keep in my car.

    2. Re:Go minimalist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, I find my wife _quite_ tangible.

      Most would find their loved ones tangible, too.

    3. Re:Go minimalist by sindarin2001 · · Score: 1

      My roommate had his maroon 83' buick skylark broken into. He a really crappy $20 cd player in it and his roadside emergency kit. They went through his whole car, found nothing of value real value, so they stole the roadside emergency kit (perhaps because it was at least functionally useful).

    4. Re:Go minimalist by kfg · · Score: 1

      Obligatory quote:

      Do not lay up treasures for yourselves on earth, where moth and rust consume and where thieves break in and steal - Matthew 6:19

      An interesting thing about valuables, it usually costs far more to maintain them than the cost of the valuable. That's why there are so many ratty sports cars running around and the way I've always figured it anything that's so valuable and easily stolen that it has to be kept in a safe deposit box is just like not owning it in the first place, only at great expense.

      KFG

      KFG

    5. Re:Go minimalist by smoyer · · Score: 1
      I'm not going to insinuate that your wife is inflatable ... I should have used a more precise word! I was certainly referring to property (don't tell me ... you live in the middle east and your wife is property.)

      I was commenting on the over-valuing of the things we purchase and how in many cases they end up owning us.

    6. Re:Go minimalist by Xugumad · · Score: 1

      Also a good point. Try moving every few months, it'll amaze you how much stuff you suddenly don't need. I'm down to the most valuable thing I have is my laptop, which isn't really my laptop (it belongs to the university I work for), and generally gets dragged everywhere with me. To the point that it feels creepy when I'm not carrying it.

      (That may be a bad sign, but makes it damn hard to steal)

    7. Re:Go minimalist by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      Do you really think the gangstas care which car they steal for a joyride? Or worse, to commit another crime with. Do you really want to know that your insecure car contributed to a violent crime?

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    8. Re:Go minimalist by danger_boy_13 · · Score: 1

      The only problem is that some thieves are so ignorant that, even if you don't have anything of value and they know it, they'll break into your car/home and steal something anyway just to say that they did.

    9. Re:Go minimalist by pojo · · Score: 1

      On the contrary, I find my Dewalt power screwdriver very valuable. Seriously, I do try to own as little as possible. What happens is that the few things I do own become that much more valuable to me. So if someone steals even 1 thing from me, it really throws me off. If someone were to, say, eat my entire 1 box of cereal, I'd have nothing left to eat for breakfast. Whereas if some criminal came into someone else's house and ate 1 box of cereal, when there are 3 jumbo refill boxes sitting next to it, I don't think they'd really care. Come to think of it, this minimalist thing sucks.

    10. Re:Go minimalist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This minimalist post was brought to you by Intel technology.

    11. Re:Go minimalist by ParallelJoe · · Score: 1

      That's what I thought until my '86 Toyota got broken into. They stole a $5 pair of sunglasses, a work cell phone that was on it's last legs, and an old, about to be retired, running watch. Luckily they left the $90 running shoes!

    12. Re:Go minimalist by 241comp · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, there are still those who will try to damage anything you own out of spite. For instance, my wife's car (a worthless beater on which we keep the doors unlocked in order to deter break-ins) recently had the window smashed. It was vandalism - pure and simple.

    13. Re:Go minimalist by fred+fleenblat · · Score: 1

      Once piece of advice that I wish I'd gotten 20 years ago was to make the distinction between spending on material goods vs. investing in assets.

      Burglars/thieves/ne'er-do-wells tend to focus their attention on portable items that are easy to steal and easy to sell. Car stereos, jewelry, silverware, home entertainment systems, laptops, fur coats. Not only are they easy to steal, but co-incidentally they often depreciate quickly so you have already lost out on resale value even if nobody steals them.

      In contrast, if you buy a 150 year old chest of drawers that weighs 100+ lbs and put a dingy doily on top...guess what, only the most sophisticated thief will see the value plus there is a good chance that in 10 years it will double in value.

      Or maybe you made the decision to buy a house instead of renting an apartment. Now you have five or six digits in equity in the house. Common thief simply can't back up his van and "steal" your house. Or invest in your career or education...nobody can steal that from you.

      They want my ipod or thinkpad? Great, good for them. They'll get pennies on the dollar for used goods that are now 2 generations old and have scratches all over them. They'll blow the money on drugs or some other vice and be back to nothing in a couple of days.

  25. assuming the thief is also a geek by jon_oner · · Score: 1

    A sign that says "automatic GPS tracking System installed" on the vehicle.
    A visible camera (fake, to cut costs).
    An exploding permanent dye capsule.
    A vicious dog

    1. Re:assuming the thief is also a geek by antifoidulus · · Score: 3, Funny

      How about we mix it up a little:
      What about:
      A vicious camera(robots these days)
      A visible fake dye capsue
      And my personal favorite: An exploding dog.
      And of course that a sign that says, "Exploding dog tracking system installed"
      I wouldn't want to fuck with that house.

    2. Re:assuming the thief is also a geek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As if it wasn't bad enough that they sell fake stuff, the URL indicates that they sell fake crap.

    3. Re:assuming the thief is also a geek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and have a motion detector so when someone goes by it lights up and moves around

      like on fake legs?

    4. Re:assuming the thief is also a geek by MoonBuggy · · Score: 1

      You call that geeky? How about a laser-controlled sound based pain inducer - only $550 to kit out your home and car ;-) I know it sounds like a joke, and to be honest reading that site leaves me feeling a little like it was designed to impress people into buying science they barely understand, but it's not too pricey and assuming it works as advertised it'll get rid of tresspassers without doing them any lasting damage.

    5. Re:assuming the thief is also a geek by meeotch · · Score: 1
      Or, if they're sold out of fake cameras, they also carry this highly effective deterrent.

      mitch

    6. Re:assuming the thief is also a geek by jon_oner · · Score: 1

      Blast the thief with a vomit-inducing dose of microwaves. I'm sure there must be a way to build one of those.

  26. Warning signs... by chrispyman · · Score: 1

    While it won't do jack to stop a motivated criminal, one of those signs that "warns" that a home alarm is installed could help. If nothing more, it could make a potential theif decide to try an easier target instead of possibly having to deal with an alarm.

  27. Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Use the Force!

  28. Don't overthink by Skyshadow · · Score: 5, Interesting
    IMO, this isn't an area where there's going to be some trick that's going to magically solve the problem. The best solutions are the time-honored solutions.

    It sounds like you're concerned primarily with property crime, yes? That's actually pretty darn easy to prevent if you think about it logically. Don't leave anything in your car if you park it outside. Keep your garage door closed even during the day so people can't see in. Plant thorney bushes under the windows. Put up a couple of flood lights to take out the shadows in your yard. Keep your yard neat so it's obvious somebody lives there.

    In terms of detection, nothing beats a well-trained dog. Train 'em to give a couple of barks whenever someone enters the yard (although just a couple so it doesn't get irritating).

    This isn't a complicated problem, but as with a lot of things the best solutions are the obvious solutions.

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    1. Re:Don't overthink by mav[LAG] · · Score: 1

      Don't leave anything in your car if you park it outside. Keep your garage door closed even during the day so people can't see in. Plant thorney bushes under the windows. Put up a couple of flood lights to take out the shadows in your yard. Keep your yard neat so it's obvious somebody lives there.

      Yep. I learned all this stuff from Bruce Schneier funnily enough when I read his stuff about physical security measures buying you time and buying inconvenience for the intruder. It's all about using simple deterrents that make you an irritating target: from camera, motion detector, fences, dogs, alarms right the way up to those remote sentry guns from Aliens. (I wish I had one or two of those - my Dad got carjacked this morning)

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    2. Re:Don't overthink by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your dad was carjacked by aliens? Damn.

    3. Re:Don't overthink by jmcharry · · Score: 1

      There is some thought that floodlights or "security lights" are counterproductive. Thieves have to see also, and having to use flashlights makes them more obvious.

    4. Re:Don't overthink by ragnar · · Score: 1

      I agree. I'm weary of my "scared of the dark" neighbors who flood the neighborhood with light at night. It makes it impossible to appreciate the night stars, in my relatively remote area, and it is a waste of money. I think a nice compromise might be to connect flood lights to motion sensors though.

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    5. Re:Don't overthink by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      Criminals don't like light. Proper property illumination is often required by insurance companies.

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    6. Re:Don't overthink by geekschmoe · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Don't leave anything in your car if you park it outside.

      That's the best advice right there. This includes receipts or little papers. I was the victim of identity theft auto theft. They broke into my truck that was 100% spotless cleaned (i had just cleaned it). When I came out to my truck the seats and floor were COVERED with junk: receipts, papers, small items, old cd's, a smart media card, etc.

      I thought "these people are stupid, this media card's worth like $30", and didn't report it. I just thought they didn't find anything. Then I saw on the news that my part of town has had numerous break-ins like this. They pull out all the shit from underneat the seat, behind the seat, and in the glovebox looking for social security numbers, paycheck stubs, reciepts with credit cards, etc.

      By the way, receipts with masked credit card numbers aren't worth a crap. Some businesses mask the last 4 digits, some mask the first 12, some mask the last 3, some include the expiration date. When you piece them all together you get free money.

      Also, lock your doors. My brother tooks some courses on home security, and said that by far the number one method for breaking in is by walking right through an unlocked door.

    7. Re:Don't overthink by canadian_right · · Score: 1
      About fences.

      If you want the fence to be a deterent make sure it is:

      • Chest high
      • Sturdy
      • Gates that lock on both sides with a key. It is pretty obvious things are being stolen if they are being heaved over the fence.
      • Pointy enough at the top to deter climbing (picket style).
      • Can be seen through (so neighbors and passerbys can see what is up)

      Having the double locks is a nuisance, but it is very important if you want the fence to deter thieves.

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    8. Re:Don't overthink by mav[LAG] · · Score: 1

      They might have been from north of the border come to think of it...

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  29. As always by yffe · · Score: 5, Funny

    netfilter.

  30. Indiscriminate by Butterwaffle+Biff · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, if you don't mind repelling everyone instead of the ill-willed, you might try buying a computer off this guy. I'm sure the dead pig odor would keep thieves out of you're mom's car -- it's a deterrent whose effectiveness was recently proven on Mythbusters...

  31. Move out. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, if you aren't save in your area just move out. Better save than shot.

  32. Not Really High Tech or Geeky by HawkPilot · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Get a Dog. Preferably a big scary looking one. Is it High Tech? Sure, Think of it as bio-tech / Genetic engineering. After all, the domesticated dog is largly a creation of man. (ie.. cultivating certain breeds.) It certaintly isn't new tech though.

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  33. She's alone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...you mean you don't live at home?

    1. Re:She's alone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...you mean you don't live at home?

      How could anyone not live at home? Unless they don't live at all. My home is, by definition, where I live.

    2. Re:She's alone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what definition would that be? in fact, by almost every definition home has little to do with where you live at any given moment.

    3. Re:She's alone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what definition would that be? in fact, by almost every definition home has little to do with where you live at any given moment.

      Uh... first, what do you think "home" means?

      For some common definitions, check out dictionary.com

  34. ThinkGeek by Ikn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I believe ThinkGeek has an interesting motion-sensor device that can auto-dial a phone in the event it detects something...unique approach and potentially very useful.

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    1. Re:ThinkGeek by xcham · · Score: 1

      Kind of useless in the event of a home invasion, if they have the foresight to cut the lines going into your phone box.

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    2. Re:ThinkGeek by localhost00 · · Score: 1
      Kind of useless in the event of a home invasion, if they have the foresight to cut the lines going into your phone box.

      Cell phone anyone?

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  35. the classic... by EngMedic · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... 10 guage loaded with rock salt seems to do the trick for me.

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    1. Re:the classic... by Pushnell · · Score: 1

      I'd never heard of that trick. Unfortunately, it sounds just as illegal as a regular shotgun.

    2. Re:the classic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is a regular shotgun illegal?

    3. Re:the classic... by Ronin+Developer · · Score: 1

      Trust me...it hurt..alot. Right before we retailiated by firing 10 D-powered ESTES rockets at the greenskeeper's pickup truck and unloading our freon powered BB guns at him.

      Yeah..I was a kid who pissed off a golf course groundskeeper by playing "Army" on the practice green. Lucky he didn't call the cops. Still have a scar where the salt went into my hand.

    4. Re:the classic... by k12linux · · Score: 1

      I think it's more the shooting of passers-by mistaken for an intruder that he's refering to as illegal.

    5. Re:the classic... by tbmaddux · · Score: 1
      ... 10 guage loaded with rock salt seems to do the trick for me.
      It does tend to gentle 'em down some.
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  36. Repulsion by caluml · · Score: 2, Funny
    repulsion.

    What better place to ask about repulsion than a website where sweaty geeks hang out?

  37. Location, Location, Location by BalorTFL · · Score: 1

    At least from my experience, the single biggest factor is where you live. If you have a house in a very high-crime area, then you're at risk, no matter how many alarms you have. On the other hand, if you live in a rural or sparsely-popluated suburb with an almost non-existentcrime rate, then you can have no alarms at all yet still be completely secure.
    As an added bonus, you can also enjoy the "County's Most Wanted" section of the paper... 3 failures to pay child support and 2 unpaid traffic violations, anyone?

  38. New Slashdot Topic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Seriously, first the story about a mushroom shaped cloud over North Korea and soon there was an article about bomb shelters and now this! Is there going to be a Homeland Security topic created soon? I'd suggest a chicken since the sky is falling.

  39. Damn dog... by chipster · · Score: 1

    ...and here I thought that it was Ebonix

  40. Re: shoot someone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you shoot someone, make sure the news camera arrive to take video of the body(ies) of the would-be burglers being carted off into a van. Then, run the video on a loop on the side of your house for any other brave souls to partake of when deciding if they will come into your house.

  41. this week by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

    I plan on clipping a printout of the original inspiration, along with the cover of this week's issue of Time Magazine and put it up on my door...

    It should be enough to scare the crap out of anyone.

  42. She do? by sharkey · · Score: 1
    So my mom got lives alone

    Does she got breathes alone too?

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  43. Catch 'em at it by FatServer · · Score: 1

    Linux to the rescue: Setup a cctv system like that provided by http://www.zoneminder.com coupled with some cheap camera hardware.....if you want to go a little bit further you could always use an X10 unit to trigger a suitable deterent - 120v AC to the chassis of the car? ;-)

    1. Re:Catch 'em at it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm surprised your suggestion was that restrained considering the kind of excessive action your sig suggests. Overkill springs to mind.

  44. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Interesting

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  45. Neighborhood Watch by usefool · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Personally, I believe the most effective way to deter theft is the human technology. If your neighborhood is suffering from increased criminal activities, I am sure you're not alone.

    So get together and patrol the streets together.

    Nowadays thieves ain't that scared of high-tech security devices anymore, they will always find a way to get around them, but it's just that much more difficult to get around 2 or 3 pairs of watchful eyes at night.

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    1. Re:Neighborhood Watch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a really nice way to spend your little freetime, patrolling streets... :/

    2. Re:Neighborhood Watch by arose · · Score: 4, Funny
      it's just that much more difficult to get around 2 or 3 pairs of watchful eyes at night
      And a sack full of doorknobs.
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    3. Re:Neighborhood Watch by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They are't scared of neighborhood watches either. The local neighborhood watch in my old neighborhood was robbed at gunpoint TWICE, despite having walkie-talkies, celphones and 2 dogs. They were predictable, unobservant and clueless.

      Get the local PD to TRAIN any neigborhood watches, otherwise they just turn out to be victims.

    4. Re:Neighborhood Watch by Zak3056 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So get together and patrol the streets together.

      If you live somewhere where crime is so bad and the police presence so low that the residents have to actively patrol the streets in groups, you need to move. Unless you intend to take back the streets Charles Bronson style, things probably won't improve even with the patrols.

      Ideally, Neighborhood Watch consists exclusively of alert neighbors who know what to look for, and who to call when they see it. It sounds overly simple, but that's really all there is to it.

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  46. Microwave car by 2MuchC0ffeeMan · · Score: 1

    I once saw a guy in a nearby city, who slapped all of the microwave guts into his car. Think of his car as a large microwave box, to bounce around the signals.

    If the car was ever stolen, or driven without the keys, the guy would not only get cancer, but be cooked within a few minutes.

    Fair trade to me, although he still had the car, we never got to see it in action.

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    1. Re:Microwave car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope for the guy that he never has a traffic accident :)

    2. Re:Microwave car by peccary · · Score: 1

      it takes more exposure than that to cause cancer, and the uwave rad levels wouldn't be high enough to actually cook him either. When uwave ovens were first commercialized, people were afraid of the radiation. I knew an appliance salesman that defeated the safety interlock and used to put his hand in the oven while he ran it for a little bit just to demonstrate the safety. Not too swift, sure, but it didn't cook him instantly.

      I think you'd find that if it had ever operated, it would set something in the car on fire long before the driver got cancer.

    3. Re:Microwave car by SpooForBrains · · Score: 1

      One, it wouldn't work. Two, if it could work (which it couldn't) the guy had to be pretty confident of his wiring ability. Afterall, if a self fitted alarm goes wrong, worst thing that happens is you get a little deaf. Three, if this story is not the sad little musings of a deranged geek and is actually real, then the guy should count himself lucky that the device was never put to use, assuming of course that like most of us he doesn't like seeing prison bars from the inside.

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    4. Re:Microwave car by 2MuchC0ffeeMan · · Score: 1

      I was skeptical at first.

      It was a beat up truck, wires everywhere, and all i know is that it cooked a CD, which was proof enough for me that it worked.

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    5. Re:Microwave car by khrtt · · Score: 1

      I heard of a guy who rigged a hand grenade to his third car radio, after the first two got stolen. It worked. The thief is buried and decomposed by now, the inventive car owner is still in jail.

    6. Re:Microwave car by clifyt · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yeah, and if the thief got nuked, your friend would have been liable.

      I say this after being interrogated for 5 hours because I booby trapped my lil' Triumph Spitfire several years back when I was in college.

      I had gotten a removable cd player from a friend that owed me money -- he pulled it out of his car and said it was collateral. Turns out, he took off the week after that and never came back. So I had to figure out how to put the thing in my car and with the help of a friend that was an EE major...I don't think they were intended to work without the cage, but we got it working and build a new nonremovable enclosure for it and popped it in where the radio should have gone.

      Spitfires are convertibles and the locks never worked, so with the help of the same friend, we worked on a trap. Got two frames and embedded razor blades at a 45 degree angle inward on both sides. Very easy to put your hand in, but pulling it out is a little difficult. For added effect, we tinsnipped the blades to be a bit more jagged.

      For the final portion, Mike hooked in a charged capacitor to a bar in the middle...slap your hand up against it without discharging it and you are going to have a nasty shock. Most likely try to yank your hand out...hmmm...see where I'm going with this?

      Not less than two weeks later I come out to my Triumph to see the leather pulled off the front of the radio (I did try to conceal it by pimping out the console in leather -- looked really nice). and my radio was half pulled out...and a pool of congealing blood on the passenger side seat and floor.

      Turns out some neighborhood kid tried stealing it and ended up at the hospital (which was only 2 blocks from my dorm). There was still some skin on the blades...when I removed them (I started freaking out because I knew the possibility that this would come into use, but didn't think about what would happen if it was used).

      A few minutes after trashing the razor'd frames I get a knock on my dormroom door from the police asking me some questions.

      For the next 5 hours I was interrogated about trapping my vehicle and if I knew it was illegal. I claimed ignorance. One cop tried being the good guy while the other was the asshole. The good guy confided to me that in his day he too set some 'nigger traps'. His words not mine. I found it pretty appalling as most of my friends at the dorm were black including the EE that helped me set the trap. C'mon, he said, I'm a good ol' boy -- you can tell what you did. I simply told him I was going to file a complaint about his use of racial bigotry and that he shouldn't be a cop and that the fact that the video camera in the back of the room with the taped over record light was visible recording as you could still see the light and I thought his captain should know about this. A thief is a thief and I've had far more white people fuck with me than blacks ever have...so he really pissed me off with this line.

      His mood changed and the asshole cop came back with the boys mother. The 'boy' was 17 and it was said he almost lost his hand (doubtful) and that he had to get his arm required 60+ stitches and some vascular surgery on his vein. Poor baby...fucker tries stealing from me, and he is being coddled while I am being interrogated. Fuck him and fuck his mother...I told her point blank I hoped he did loose his fucking hand and maybe he could see what it really is like to go without for a while.

      5 hours of this alternating between police officers. it was bullshit. And it was 8 years ago, so I'm well past the statutes of limitations on this as charges were never files and I never made a statement :P Told them I'd make any statement they wanted once I was allowed to talk with my lawyer -- why do you need an attorney, they asked, unless you are guilty...well if I'm not being charged, let me go...if I'm being charged, I think I need to talk with someone. And thats how the entire conversation went...for 5 fucking hours.

      The fuck

    7. Re:Microwave car by BobTheLawyer · · Score: 1

      What if someone else tries to drive the car unexpectedly, say a police-officer or emergency worker?

      If this is true, your friend is a potential murderer.

    8. Re:Microwave car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just wondering... rather than the whole electrified-razor blades thing, had the idea of just setting off a really loud alarm never occurred to you?

    9. Re:Microwave car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because every asshole with a Yugo on up to a Merceded has a car alarm now. You know what? People ignore them. They're hyper sensitive and go off all the time. Who cares? No one, unless they were sleeping at the time...

    10. Re:Microwave car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm glad you came to the conclusion that material possessions are not worth harming others over.
      Comparing loosing a lifeless piece of metal to loosing ones hand is utterly insane.

    11. Re:Microwave car by lombre · · Score: 1
      You probably weren't charged because in order to charge you the cops needed the kid as a witness. In order to be a witness he would implicate himself in attempted theft. You were smart not to implicate yourself as the kid was probably not going to implicate you.

      They probably did not want to go through the effort to do a DNA test for what was probably a misdemeanor. In any case in order to charge the kid on that evidence (DNA) you would have to implicate yourself in setting the trap which they or the DA knows your not going to do especially after consulting a lawyer.

      In the case of booby traps against tresspassing the crime is so minor that the tresspasser will become a witness and probably have a civil case as well.

    12. Re:Microwave car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, the kid knew that by trying to steal the stereo he was taking a risk, and he got what he deserved.

      I've already started thinking about how to booby-trap my own stuff, not so much cause I care if it gets stolen or not, but because I want to teach a lesson to people that want to steal stuff instead of working like the rest of us...

      And before anyone tries to ask "what gives you the right to teach him a lesson"? Well, if not me, then whom? Obviously the 2 officers in this story didn't teach him a lesson.

    13. Re:Microwave car by Chagrin · · Score: 1

      Next time, don't talk to the police. Say NOTHING except that you want to speak to your lawyer.

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    14. Re:Microwave car by kahei · · Score: 1


      Poor baby...fucker tries stealing from me, and he is being coddled while I am being interrogated.


      Hey, welcome to a day in the life of a UK citizen.

      What you did _was_ dumb though.

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    15. Re:Microwave car by clifyt · · Score: 1

      I said nothing about the case to the police officers.

      As such, nothing could have been used against me.

      This *IS* good advice for most folks though...most would be tripped up at some point and say something that could be used against them.

      I have no problems angering an officer that has nothing to gain but being and asshole. The fact that this was all being recorded 'covertly' was even more to the fact that I wasn't going to say anything about the case.

      Sadly, I knew a few other officers at the station, they were much more sympathetic to the situation -- two of these guys were friends that would come over and hang out and play Doom (the first one on my 486DX) when they were supposed to be patrolling the dorms. We were about the same age as I took a few years off between school to tour and get a life, so they were kinda like peers.

      They'd still ask me about it occasionally, but I wouldn't say shit. Just played dumb...yeah, I head someone got hurt trying to steal from my car...them little brit cars got a LOT of sharp unfinished edges behind the pannels, don't they. And they'd laugh and leave it alone for a while...

      Again, good advice for most people. Never say anything. But at the same time, I'm not giving up my rights to be a human being just because some police officers have given up on the idea of humanity and logic...most likely it was less paperwork to pursue me than it was to pursue the criminal and lazyness is in every profession -- hell, I'm posting to /. while at work right now :-)

    16. Re:Microwave car by British · · Score: 1

      Owning a Triumph Spitfire and cutting myself over the years fixing things on it, I would have claimed ignorance. Would have told them there was no trap, and that's how the car was built.

    17. Re:Microwave car by clifyt · · Score: 1

      I kinda alluded to that...lots of sharp pointy parts and metal screws poking out the back of quite a few surfaces that one can't see...like I found out when I let a friend drive and I stuck my toe through one as she hit a big bump.

      By chance, you ever have to rebuild the engine? I had the car put up for the winter early one year and met a woman that wanted to go for a ride. In my haste to get it rereadied, I forgot to put the oil cap back on correctly, and I got a few miles before the engine seized on me.

      It had a new radiator, alternator, webbers, the clutch had been redone, and the back half of it had been welded back together (as it was rapidly rusting apart)...so its sat in my yard or friends yards for the last several years waiting to get its engine repaired as I put way too much work into it to just let it die :-)

      Ok this is way off topic, but the thread has gone on for a day or two, so more than likely no one is going to mod it down for being OT. If they do, I got plenty of karma to burn :-)

    18. Re:Microwave car by British · · Score: 1

      I've done a lot of things to my '79 over the years, but not rebuild the engine. All I've done is documented here:

      http://british.nerp.net/car/spit.html

    19. Re:Microwave car by nursedave · · Score: 1
      They most certainly are. If someone is caught stealing, and is sentenced to jail, is that not 'harming' them? Is that wrong?

      Idiot. If someone gets hurt - even severely - stealing a radio, then too fucking bad.

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    20. Re:Microwave car by deadweight · · Score: 1

      A friend of mine booby-trapped his trash cans with 120 volts to keep raccoons out. He had to set his alarm very early because if you let the trash men get shocked they will NEVER pick up your trash again.

  47. Electric Fence? by David+Horn · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you have metal window grills, consider hooking up an electric fencer to them. (the type to keep animals in fields). It's not harmful and will discourage anyone from trying to get in. DO NOT just connect them up to the mains.

    Secondly, always lock your windows and doors, even if you're only going out for a minute or two. Get a decent alarm for the house.

    The car - get a steering lock for it. They might be easily removed by a professional, but it takes time and if the theif has a choice between your car and one without, they'll go for the easy option.

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  48. Sentry gun by Chairboy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I just bought a new house. Because it's our first house-house, I can't wait to finally build something I've been thinking of for a while.

    A sentry gun.

    Ever since playing Half-Life (oh hell, ever since watching Aliens) I've been intrigued by the idea of the sentry gun. With recent advances in electronics, it's easier than ever to build something like this.

    Here's the plan, I'll use an electric actuator or pneumatic cylinder to pop it up out of the ground (when a motion sensor that covers the front sidewalk goes off) and unfold (using stepper motors or heavy duty servos controlled by an OOPIC programmable microprocessor) to aim a...

    well...

    I haven't figured out if it'll be a paintball gun (with human firing only, of course) or just something menacing that LOOKS like a machine gun) that'll use a CMUCam (which automatically tracks motion in one of its modes) to keep it pointed at anything moving in front of it.

    I've done other robotics projects before, I really like the idea of all the neighborhood kids staying away from crazy 'old man Hallert' and his scary robo-house.

    1. Re:Sentry gun by WormholeFiend · · Score: 5, Informative

      i think you might want to have a look at this paintball gun then...

    2. Re:Sentry gun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's awesome. I hope you publish the spes! That's be a great /. article when you're done.

    3. Re:Sentry gun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or....I'd take a couple friends..sneak in your yard ..set off that sensor and steal the gun.

    4. Re:Sentry gun by pjt33 · · Score: 1
      Would you send UKP 7500 (that's about USD 13,000) to a company which can't afford a proof reader to spot such obvious mistakes as these?
      This Gun Is (sic) not for the average player as it would prove to (sic) heavy waying (sic) in at 75 Kg Un Armed (sic)
    5. Re:Sentry gun by ScytheBlade1 · · Score: 1

      /. needs a new modifier: "+5 Awesome"

    6. Re:Sentry gun by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      I've been thinking the same thing. But instead of paintball, I plan on building a custom water cannon. It would fire 2 streams of water, either saline or with some funky polymer I've read about (maybe both), and would have some sort of voltage applied to it. Maybe selectively, wouldn't always want to fry people, just zap their asses once in awhile.

      Wouldn't hurt to have the ED209 voice either, "RRROAAR! You have 10 seconds to comply."

      That, along with my 2 inch thick steal front door with vault locks on it, and the SWAT team won't have any fun raiding my place.

    7. Re:Sentry gun by orangepeel · · Score: 4, Funny

      Please. That's kids stuff!

      What you really need for an effective deterrent is a 110,000 volt, 30 barrel taser gattling gun. More details here. Choice quote:

      "Most spectators experience some degree of sinus discomfort after several firings, due to the high brissance of the plasma explosion."

      Hah. I'll bet they do. :-)

      --
      Whoever designed level 61 in Frozen Bubble is a sadistic bastard.
    8. Re:Sentry gun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That gun looks more expensive than the structure it is defending.

    9. Re:Sentry gun by random_static · · Score: 2, Insightful
      2-inch-thick steel front door?!?!!

      WTF are your walls made of, dude? discarded battle tank glacis plates?

    10. Re:Sentry gun by Veldcath · · Score: 1

      I remember seeing a bit on one of the learning type networks (TLC, Discovery, History, whatever) about a new 'paintball' which was loaded with something like pepperspray. And it didn't even need to impact the target... just close enough that they could breathe in the mist.

      Probably not available to the public, though.

      -V

      --


      ... "I read part of it all the way through." -- Movie Mogul Sam Goldwyn (and some slashdot readers)
    11. Re:Sentry gun by WormholeFiend · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      +5 OMGWTFBBQ

    12. Re:Sentry gun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The robotics prof at the college in town made a sentry gun years before. He used it to keep cats out of his garden. He just set up a SMALL b-b gun or air gun on a tripod with a rotating head. He then put some motion detectors and servos on it. When it detected motion, it would spin around firing b-b's. It keeps the cats out. It would be a pretty good deterrent until the bad guys figured out to use a shield of some sort.

    13. Re:Sentry gun by UberPfloyd · · Score: 2, Informative

      Perhaps a motion sensitive water sprinkler would be a non-lethal option. http://www.km01.com/gardeninghome.html/

    14. Re:Sentry gun by The+Lynxpro · · Score: 1

      "A sentry gun. Ever since playing Half-Life (oh hell, ever since watching Aliens) I've been intrigued by the idea of the sentry gun. With recent advances in electronics, it's easier than ever to build something like this."

      Check out the robots in "Doctor Who - The Caves of Androzani." Except you'll have to wear a radio frequency badge so that the robot can differentiate between you and every other human it is designed to blast.

      --
      "Right now, somewhere in this world, Scott Baio is plowing a woman he doesn't love," - Peter Griffin, *Family Guy*
  49. security comes from community by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Security can not come from a device. A device on its own is like a car alarm going off in a parking lot, everyone ignores it. It has no power.

    You can try to fortify yourself with baracades and iron bars. It will only sorta work. You have to leave your fortrous from time to time. Both you and your possessions will then be vulnerable.

    Security comes from community. It comes from those around you looking after you. If your community wants you to be safe, then you will have more security than any gizmo will achieve.

    1. Re:security comes from community by kuom · · Score: 1

      mod parent up. I agree completely. You are trying to solve a social problem with technical solutions. Social problems are best solved with social solutions.

    2. Re:security comes from community by nursedave · · Score: 1
      Like that woman who was raped and murdered in New York, and screamed for help, and people just yelled out their windows a couple of times - but no one called the cops or went to investigate? That kind of community?

      One can't always determine who his or her community may be. Yes, it'd be great to depend on your neighbors to help out; in reality, it simply doesn't happen.

      --

      The Democratic Party: We've been pussies since 1968!

  50. Only one defense needed. by shockwaverider · · Score: 1, Troll

    Only one defense needed.

    Insurance.

    If you still worry then you might as well cancel the insurance and save the money.

    --
    Remember kids! Guns don't kill people - Americans kill people.
    1. Re:Only one defense needed. by TheCaptain · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yeah...that'll bring back your family after a botched home invasion.

      I live in an area where ALOT of people own firearms. That kind of thing doesn't happen here much...you'd have to be farking crazy.

      Check out a reputable, local gun shop and invest in some training on how to handle it responsibly. The NRA is pretty big on that kind of thing.

    2. Re:Only one defense needed. by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 1

      Great idea! Now instead of paying for a new car stereo to replace the one that was stolen, she can pay the equivalent new stereo to her insurance agent every 6 months for the rest of her life!

      --
      0 1 - just my two bits
    3. Re:Only one defense needed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Forget actually getting a gun - just get a whole heap of NRA propaganda stickers and plaster them on the car, the mailbox and the forward facing windows of the house.

      You don't have to acutally be a trigger-happy, gun-obsessed sociopath - you just have to appear to be one.

      Perception is everything ;-)

    4. Re:Only one defense needed. by Ubergrendle · · Score: 1

      You're more likely to die of accidental gun deaths, than to be killed by a home invasion. Or a mugging. Or a car-jacking. Or actually, take all those three together, and you're still much safer NOT having a gun in the house.

      Be open minded, do the statistical math, and you'll know that owning a gun is no solution.

      --
      John Maynard Keynes: "When the facts change, I change my mind. What do you do?"
    5. Re:Only one defense needed. by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 1

      Better to have a weapon and never need it, than to be lacking one when you really do need it.

    6. Re:Only one defense needed. by VoidWraith · · Score: 1

      If you'd read what you replied to, you'd have learned that's not the case. It is, however, a debatable issue.

    7. Re:Only one defense needed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And this is slashdot, where the debateable is debateable and the undebateable spells out "linux rulz j00 all" in 3 chinese dialects.

    8. Re:Only one defense needed. by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 1

      Considering I said "weapon" and not "gun" or "firearm" you've obviously read too much into my reply.

      Weapons are everywhere, check your kitchen or your basement one day.

      Which would you prefer your assailant use: an aluminum baseball bat, a butcher knife, or a gun?

      It's likely he could get the first 2 in your home, further from you than your gun would usually be.

    9. Re:Only one defense needed. by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      WTF is a 'home invasion' ? Some great battleship pulls up outside and load of guys jump out to plant flags at the top of your stair ? Do criminals in America get to keep houses or whatever provided they have slaughtered all the occupants ?

      In civilised countries we have burglaries where people break in to steal stuff but the chances of anyone in the house actually being harmed during a burglary is so low it's actually not worth mentioning.

      When it does occasionally happen it makes the local news and I would say this happens about once every 8-9 months.

      So yes, in civilized countries, Insurance works just fine. In most cases you can even get away claiming for stuff which was never stolen anyway and make a few bob into the bargain.

      The fact you have a high percentage of gun toting crazies in the US shivering in their houses fondling their weaponry and you still have a comparable burglary rate to the UK is a pretty good indication that it's no real deterrent to burglars and the fact you have a much higher death rate from guns indicates that is because most burglars will ensure they are well armed to begin with. Either that or it really is the case that simply having more guns around is enough in it's self to cause more gun deaths, but I am sure you are a firm believer in the slogan "Gun's don't kill people, people do !".

    10. Re:Only one defense needed. by thebigmacd · · Score: 1

      A home invasion is a burglary when the resident is present.

    11. Re:Only one defense needed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live in an area where ALOT of people DON'T have firearms and that kind of thing doesn't happen either. Go figure.

    12. Re:Only one defense needed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So where are you living, Mr. Coward?

  51. Alarm (to notify) Gun (to defend) by teslafreak · · Score: 1

    Well, at least they broke into the car instead of the home. Best defense for home, alarm and 12 gauge. Best defense for your car, alarm and a 12 gauge. I am not joking about this. Likke you said, the police can't really do anything about it. You have no way of knowing if they had intent to harm you, so don't chance it. Get a carry permit. Have your mom do so as well. Train on whatever guns you have. It may save your life someday. (It saved my brothers).

  52. Guns. Lots of guns. by Spackler · · Score: 1

    Kill one of them, and leave his body on the sidewalk, for the rest to see. Your crime problem will end. Your mom will be safe, because everyone will know about it (oh, she's the one with the crazy son, don't go there). It really works. In fact, Bubba let me keep my own pudding today, and Mitch says I'm all his, so no more gang-bangs (thank God, because my butt is getting pretty sore now). Life is looking up. In fact, maybe I'll even get a bitch of my own someday, instead of being one.

  53. I vote by ssclift · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Recognizing that crime is often (not always, but often) a product of personal desperation I vote for candidates who will do things like:

    • Reduce the gap between rich and poor by progressive taxation and ensuring every working person has a living wage.
    • Reduce the incentive to steal to support drug habits by making programs such as doctor-prescribed methadone (or even heroin) available.
    • Reduce the incentive to commit crime by reducing the factors that force people into desperate poverty, like making medical care universally available.

    At first, it may seem that, economically, you are better off keeping more of your dollars in your pocket (especially if you need them to pay the fees for your gated compound or personal home defense equipment). There is another equilibrium, which does mean higher taxes but on the other hand, makes the streets safe and crime less common, which is to reduce the societal risk factors that promote crime. Most wealthy Americans, for whom gated life and home defense is a minor cost, call this "rampant tax and spend looney pinko socialism". Many Europeans call it "responsible government".

    Admittedly, shooting the "perp" and/or throwing him in jail does lead to a satisfied feeling that you have avenged, say, your Mum's honour. As many non-white citizens of your country can tell you, and good research has shown, your current system does actually promote, rather than prevent, the crime you wish to stop (cf. recent Cringly article as a starting point).

    Want a safer society? Make sure it's one where everyone has a genuine chance, which doesn't oppress you if you're poor/black/unlucky, which is based on sound research and reasoning about policy (not 4000-year old policies promulgated in middle-eastern nomadic herding societies). Keep the police around to keep the hard-core cases under control.

    It takes a little longer, and you guys nearly had it in the 60's, but it's worth it.

    1. Re:I vote by stevewz · · Score: 1

      You almost make it sound as if it's the middle class taxpayer's fault that the perp jacked the guy's car.

      That's about as logical as saying a woman deserves to be raped when she wears a short skirt after dark.

    2. Re:I vote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's pretty obvious you don't live in the United States...tell me which one of George W. Bush or John Kerry fits your description.

      In a utopian world...your post would make a lot of sense...unfortunately this ain't a utopian world.

    3. Re:I vote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I don't even think most of it makes sense in a utopian world. Only to a leftist.

    4. Re:I vote by aelbric · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Oh god, here goes my Karma.

      I am so sick and tired of people saying that, because I am successful, I need to be taxed ridiculously to carry people who aren't (more than a third of my income at last count). What the hell happened to personal accountability?

      I grew up inside the city of Detroit on the low side of the economic chain. My prospects getting a high-paying job handed to me or a college education as an entitlement were exactly zero. You know what I did? I joined the military at 17, got myself educated, Got a job at 22 making 16K a year, worked my ass off for over a decade and MADE SOMETHING OF MYSELF.

      You are now telling me that I have a social responsibility to "share" the fruits of my hard labor with some dumbass who made the poor decision to throw their life away on drugs or being too irresponsible?

      Now I agree that people who need healthcare and the elderly and very young need assistance. However, these able-bodied societal leeches that suck down money from those of us that are middle class can rot AFAIC. Lock them up and throw away the key. If they are illegal deport them. Quit acting like being stupid and irresponsible is some kind of disease.

      Want a safer society? Quit coddling our youth and giving them the idea that success will be handed to them. Teach them that you can only get ahead by trying your best and that there will always be someone out there better then you. Motivate them to reach their potential and not expect the government or anyone else to take care of them.

      The only way to improve society is to make human beings independent of the political structures that are likely to hold them down. Anyone who says differently has a hidden agenda.

      --
      nos laetus epulor qui would domito nos
    5. Re:I vote by ssclift · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'll admit to a little intentionally provocative language... :-)

      Yes, I'm not American, I'm Canadian. No, my taxes aren't higher than yours (lower than a lot of U.S. states) when health care is reckoned in. I am also someone who has never been in debt, always worked hard and smart, kept out of trouble. It sounds like you are someone I would respect immediately. I've done a lot of volunteer work and seen how there are folks who are unlucky and folks who are leeches. The leeches are less dangerous, sometimes even productive, if you keep them (minimally, but adequately) fed and sheltered and get them professional help. Despair is a horrible motivator for ill deeds...

      I think you and I are actually nearly in perfect agreement. :-) Please, don't mistake my compassion for the unlucky and the leeches as entirely wide-eyed kindness. I just think it leads to an overall cheaper solution, one with a lower stress-cost on society.

      Maybe I've also just got the happy feeling that my taxes are, on the 99% whole, well spent. I try to keep an eye on that...

    6. Re:I vote by Steve+B · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Oh, yeah, that's why the Great Depression featured the highest crime rates ever seen... er, no it didn't.

      So much for that theory.

      --
      /. If the government wants us to respect the law, it should set a better example.
    7. Re:I vote by ssclift · · Score: 1

      I think you are making the error of confusing a statistical risk with an individual incident, controlling risk factors versus controlling individual behaviour. I also don't think "deserves" is warranted, I'm not about talking individual cause and effect, much less moral consequences. You can always put yourself in a situation where there is a statistically higher risk of problems. I think that everyone does well to manage those risk, but that will never stop individual incidents.

      The Germans have a saying "Opportunity creates a theif".

      I do believe that social policies do have a direct impact on social behaviour and expectations. There is a very fuzzy "line" that otherwise law-abiding people can be pushed over by circumstances. I'm saying that if there is a investment through social policy that pushes few people over than line then it can result in a net savings for society and fewer individual incidents.

      I would point to the variance in risk in different countries as evidence.

    8. Re:I vote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Reduce the gap between rich and poor
      I'm rich you Insensitive Clod!

      Reduce the incentive to steal to support drug habits
      How do you think I got rich you Insensitive Clod!!

      Enough with the jokes..

      * Reduce the incentive to commit crime by reducing the factors that force people into desperate poverty, like making medical care universally available.

      What percentage of crimes are committed by people in desperate poverty? I do not know too many people in my area that are in desperate poverty but the crime rate is average. The people that stole my car stereo (and got caught) were not in desperate poverty. The teens that robbed my neighbors house were not in desperate poverty. They just happened to be the previous occupants and still had keys to the garage. I'm sure the freaks that batted my neighbors mailbox was not done by someone in poverty. A LOT of crimes in the suburbs are NOT committed by people in desperate poverty trying to get a quick fix or get enough money for breakfast. They are crimes of oppertunity committed by short term criminals as they grow up and mature..

    9. Re:I vote by JohnnyGTO · · Score: 1

      Fine I need a new car send me 500 bucks

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      Si vis pacem, para bellum! For evil to succeed good men need only do nothing!
    10. Re:I vote by ssclift · · Score: 1

      Um... actually, until the social programs of the 30's (e.g. the New Deal) kicked in, yes, the Great Depression did have the highest crime rate (using murders as a proxy, which I recall is the most reliable one since the definition has remained fairly constant).

      I found one quick link Murder in America at an apparently Libertarian web site. Obviously there were other factors, including the 1920's "War on Drugs" (prohibition).

    11. Re:I vote by ssclift · · Score: 1

      Ah, the Wilsonian or the Lesser Wilsonian candidate? Neither represents a real change, in my opinion.

      Utopia - derived from Latin meaning "nowhere". I refer you to various countries in the world with better social safety nets and lower crime.

      My proposed ideas are not utopian in any sense, they are the public policies of countries where I have lived and experienced their success. They are also policies which apparently led me to pay lower taxes. I find it hard to dismiss a lower taxed, peaceful society as "leftist", but rather characterise it as "successful".

    12. Re:I vote by hsoft · · Score: 1

      99% of your taxes well spent? With Paul Martin? I'd rather say 85-90% max. Don't forget the billion wasted firearms program, the 250 millions for the sponsorship program going in deep pockets.

      But well, Canada is not a bad country. I guess that a higher percentage of american taxes go into deep pockets (like halliburton...)

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      perception is reality
    13. Re:I vote by aelbric · · Score: 1

      *sigh*

      Fair enough.

      Frankly, I fully expected to get flamed to ashes. A rational response was welcome.

      Guess you touched a nerve. When I see myself paying enough in taxes to more then put 2 families of four over the poverty line, I (rightfully) come to the conclusion that enough is enough. Perhaps the real solution though is a reallocation of the taxes already collected instead of raising the rates yet again.

      If only I were in charge....

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      nos laetus epulor qui would domito nos
    14. Re:I vote by ssclift · · Score: 1

      Perhaps to the "hard-core" cases I should have added "youth". You have to keep them busy. Local social cohesion can go a long way on that count, as does a clear recollection of what it was like to be an idiot teenager, a good family and a good community police force.

      You raise a valid point, but may I suggest we are not that far apart: I wasn't proposing a blanket solution, just a well-tried one that reduces an overall risk.

      (Yes, there are/were cops in my family.)

    15. Re:I vote by ssclift · · Score: 1

      As C.D. Howe (1950's Canadian 'minister of everything') said: "Million? What's a million?"

      The gun registry was too expensive, and a lot of that was bad IT, I understand. Sponsorship program: it cost me $8, worst case. Less than I spend on coffee on an average couple of days.

      They make good media fodder, and the individual sums were impressive. I've seen worse waste in industry, even in a single company. I've also had a fair bit to do with our civil service lately, and I'll admit I've been very, very pleasantly impressed.

      I've lived in better run countries (Switzerland) but we do fairly well, all things considered.

    16. Re:I vote by ssclift · · Score: 1

      No. :-) Individual charitable organisations can be effective, but rarely match the professionalism of a well run democratically-based effort.

    17. Re:I vote by ssclift · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you should run for office.

      I'm enjoying engaging my southern neighbors in a bit of sensible debate. It restores my confidence that there are reasonable people down there who think, and don't just vote with infantile reasons in mind. If you watch enough U.S. TV one does get the impression you've all been lobotomized... :-(

    18. Re:I vote by Whyte · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I do believe that social policies do have a direct impact on social behaviour and expectations. There is a very fuzzy "line" that otherwise law-abiding people can be pushed over by circumstances. I'm saying that if there is a investment through social policy that pushes few people over than line then it can result in a net savings for society and fewer individual incidents.

      Not all poor people are criminals, and not all criminals are poor.

      There might be a corrilation between being poor and committing a crime. But that isn't proof that it is "the" or even "a" cause of crime.

      It can and has been argued that people who are poor and criminal might actually be poor because they are criminal, not criminal because they are poor.

      Its one of the things stressed in self-control theory research. Only two elements are universal for criminality. The opportunity to commit a crime, and an individual who is unable to restrain himself from committing a crime. This a fairly basic tenant of the theory.

      The innate nature of criminality seems at least in part to be validated by the total lack of corrilation between "treatment" of criminals and "reform" of criminals. So far the only thing that seems to decrease criminality (impirically speaking) is the age of the individual.

      But then this is what criminologists and social science researchers have been trying to determine for centuries.

      The only proven social policy for reducing criminality in citizen populations is to educate and maintain children. Particularly through strong family and community structures. So stop throwing money away trying to reform repeat offenders. Spend it on promoting strong families and well educated children.

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      -- No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats, approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less.
    19. Re:I vote by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1
      There's also another saying, "A locked door will stop an honest man." Perhaps we need more honest people?

      Nah, raise taxes again. Government will save us, with its "sound" policies. Ever hear of a problem that was fixed by politicans doing something?

      --
      Shutting down free speech with violence isn't fighting fascism. It IS fascism!
    20. Re:I vote by ssclift · · Score: 1

      Point well taken. I was not intending "social policy" simply to include a transfer of wealth to the poor. Having known a couple of repeat offenders myself, I'd say there are a few things that can be done to help them, but often it does mean intensive supervision. At some point you have to be able to build a social structure where they find some motivation for restraint, and that's expensive. I would propose it is less expensive than merely locking them up (although jail is often necessary) in a significant number of cases.

      Strong community structures (including families)? I agree completely. Do we not need to be prepared for the significant number of cases where this is not feasible? I'm also unnerved by some of the social judgements that get made in the name of promoting strong families.

      Restraint from committing a crime, though, surely also entails more than simply internal factors, does it not? I'd be interested in some links to the research you cite. I recall that even genuinely sociopathic individuals can be given a motivational structure (and drugs) that inhibits anti-social behaviour.

    21. Re:I vote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually like this retort. Its the first post I've seen so far down this page that seems to be thinking outside the box. A little more laterally, there is always a cause and effect, you seem to be worried about solving the effect, and not interested in dealing with the cause of their stealing. Instead of geeking up your house with holograms to deter would be intruders. How about helping the community you live in to promote awareness of this plague on society. Firearms aren't going to solve anything. If history has thaught us anything it's that it has taught us nothing. I frankly figured a forum for intellects would come up with something more creative then guns (pros & cons) as a solution to crime. These are people we're talking about, not rats to be exterminated. If you had a cancer in your arm, you'd try and treat it before amputating? Crime is a cancer on society, it should be healed by giving villians avenues to earn a decent living, whether it be rap, paid graffiti, basketball or boxing, it still gets them off the streets.

    22. Re:I vote by ssclift · · Score: 1

      Last I checked, the U.S. Government was "for the people, by the people", which lays the work firmly back in the lap of the people.

      I hope that's still the case... I understand your point, I think, but surely individual, creative engagement is at the heart of the democracy that raises and spends those taxes?

      I have actually experienced politicians fixing things. It was a remarkably easy and heartening experience. It wasn't even a politician from the party in control, either... but they fixed things... The handful of politicians I've know personally were actually hard-working, good folks I was pleased to have representing me in Parliament.

    23. Re:I vote by aelbric · · Score: 1

      Yeah, about 30 seconds of American Idol or Paris Hilton makes me feel like I have been lobotomized. Thank god for http://www.historychannel.com/ and http://www.comedycentral.com/.

      By the way, love your beer :)

      --
      nos laetus epulor qui would domito nos
    24. Re:I vote by stevewz · · Score: 1

      I'm being somewhat simplistic here but I'd like to propose an analogy of the attitude many "left" thinkers tend to have:

      You go to a casino and get dealt a series of bad hands at the poker table. You end up losing all your money.

      According to your line of thinking, the casino should make wealthier gamblers pay a cover charge when they enter, which would be set asside into a fund so they can give you some pocket money so you won't feel tempted to rob the joint.

      If you DID rob the joint, it was because the casino created an environment that allowed you to lose, and that's why it's their responsibility to give you money before you rob the joint.

      It's all about accountability. Yeah, there are a lot of people out there who get dealt crappy hands in life, and we all agree that it sucks and that life is very unfair. But that doesn't make them any less personally accountable for their actions. The rich guy has just as much opportunity to go steal Ma's car as the poor guy. Both have the same choice to make -- to steal or not to steal.

      P.S. It's really tough to compare countries based on crime rates or taxation because there are SO many other factors (like culture, etc.) that influence crime rates.

    25. Re:I vote by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1
      surely individual, creative engagement is at the heart of the democracy that raises and spends those taxes?

      Okay, now you're just trolling. You realize how ridiculous that sounds?

      --
      Shutting down free speech with violence isn't fighting fascism. It IS fascism!
    26. Re:I vote by ssclift · · Score: 1

      Except, to "spin" the analogy, the wealthy tend to own the casino. The house always wins. You don't have a choice as to whether or not you play. Such situations led to labour riots in the 19th century (and to May Day becoming a labour celebration: it's a Chicago-born tradition!).

      I'd hesitate to confuse taxation with its ultimate dispersal. For example, our health care system in Canada costs us about 2/3 of the U.S. system, the bulk of which can be traced to administrative costs. The U.S. also has spent about >$500 per capita (?very roughly) policing a Middle Eastern state with the consequence that oil production has almost halted there, very likely further increasing living costs at home.

      (BTW. The U.S. hasn't experienced this "at the pump" yet because the oil companies produced gasoline for a month longer this year than they usually do, before switching to winter heating fuel. Huge gasoline inventories have kept its price down, but heating fuel has rocketed up in price. This doesn't seem to be common knowledge, but can be had from the U.S. EIA at the DOE.)

      In both cases, money have been raised and spent to questionable effect. I fail to see why more careful spending earns dismissal with the venerable U.S. political epithet "left"...

    27. Re:I vote by ssclift · · Score: 1

      I've drained a few really good pints south of the border too. Even in Chicago!

    28. Re:I vote by Whyte · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, I phrased that as I ment it. Family AND community structures. Either can serve the purpose of providing a nuturing environment for a child.

      I'm not sure what social judgements are so unnerving to you since you didn't give me any examples, but I will say this.

      Historically, through present day the family structure has been the primary social institution tasked with raising our children. Not all family structures are organized the same, but strong family structures all offer several critical benefits. Stability and support being the chief benefits. When children are raised in an environment in which these are lacking, they often find it easy to live outside of social norms and moras.

      Criminal law is actually nothing more than an exercise in governemental (democractic in our case) enforcement of social norms and moras, int he hope of protectin social order. Thus criminality is the subjective abandenment of social norms.

      I really believe we need to strengthen our family codes not our criminal codes. There should be more effective sanctions directed at bad parents and caretakers.

      If the unnerved about "promoting strong families" was directed at the whole homosexual marriage debate, let me also say this. If it was up to me, I wouldn't classify a heterosexual couple as a family for social policy concerns unless they also served as a primary caretaker of children (that includes tax breaks and everything). Mainly because I see child-rearing as the only true purpose of family structures in society.

      If you want to see some very interesting research on criminal causation and social policy look at some of the work done by Doctors Hirschi and Gottfredson over at the University of Arizona. They've come to some very interresting and logical conclusions.

      I don't believe any of their journal publications are open source. As such you'd need access to a university research library, but you might be able to find reviews of their material if you google them.

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      -- No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats, approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less.
    29. Re:I vote by ssclift · · Score: 1

      I wish it were trolling... I guess I've just experienced it differently.

    30. Re:I vote by ssclift · · Score: 1

      You more or less hit the nail on the head w.r.t. to my being un-nerved: it's the non-traditional family structures that seem to come in for harsh treatment when they can be as successful, as far as I know, as the traditional ones when it comes to providing a stable base for kids.

      Thank you for the pointers, I'll have a look at that research via my local University.

      I do basically agree with your points as clarified, though encoding bad parenting in law has got to be a tricky task. I would like to think my original propositions are ones that would reduce the stress on families, and in turn free up more social capital (even if its just time) for good parenting.

    31. Re:I vote by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      While you do make an excellent point here, it's worth remembering that there are people who simply live outside the rules of polite society and will steal from others simply because they find it easier than working for their own money. These people tend to commit the vast majority of crimes. Crime rates are generally higher in areas that have poor economies, but there is still crime in wealthy areas where jobs are plentiful. So I'd say that while you are correct in stating that we don't want to have a large underclass with nothing to lose, we still must acknowledge the fact that there will be people who feel they have the right to take other peoples' property and we must be prepared to deal with them.

    32. Re:I vote by CynicTheHedgehog · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And in order to do away with terrorism we should all convert to Islam. This is the most asinine thing I think I have read all day. Everyone in America is given a free education, access to public libraries, opportunities at need-based scholarships, loans, and grants, among other things. If someone is predisposed to resent the hard-working and successful, making them less poor is not going to stop crime. These are not acts of desparation, they are acts of resentment. It's the "I gots ta get mine" syndrome and it's not going to stop by installing a socialist government. People commit crime because it's easier than working for an honest wage, and that is not acceptable.

      Punishing the hard-working and law-abiding because some shiftless layabout can't be bothered to better themselves with the plethora of private and government assistance is not the answer. Last I checked socialist England has the worst crime in the world, and they've only got that little bit of island to look after!

    33. Re:I vote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me start by saying we're not all equal as human beings. Some are smart, some are stupid. Some make an effort to prosper in life, some don't. Some like eggs, some don't. If all of us were exactly the same - same hopes, same dreams, same intelligence, same motivation, same likes & dislikes, etc - your points would make some sense.

      One thing is certain though - in the US we all have an opportunity to make something of ourselves. Penniless immigrants that barely know 2 words of English come here, work hard, and actually prosper. It happens all the time. While little Johnny is born here and would rather smoke pot and watch TV than go to school.

      All of your points say this: "Poor Johnny, it's not his fault. I can come up with 100 reasons why he smoked pot instead of learning. So, everyone give him a dollar and that will solve the problem. " No it won't. Because Johnny's problem is not his drug habit. It's his lack of motivation to become a productive member of society. For that, we reward him and penalize someone else? We reinforce his belief that it's society's responsibility to take care of him?

      I think you're living in opposite world - Where a person is rewarded the poorer and less productive they become, and penalized the richer and more a productive member of society they become. Sure, there should be programs out there that help people that make an honest effort to better themselves and the society they live in. What you're advocating is essentially robbing the rich and giving out free money, which doesn't solve any problem at all. Reduce the gap between rich and poor by progressive taxation. Give heroin addicts heroin. Again, nothing accomplished. steal to support drug habits by making...heroin available. Sure, it's possible that medical bills can force people into poverty. What percentage of people in poverty were put there by medical bills? 0.5%, 1%? Again you're stealing money from society, then not making a dent in the problem. reducing the factors that force people into desperate poverty, like making medical care....

      I could go on and on, and I'm certain we could all discuss politics for the rest of our lives. It's one of those topics that has no end. I'll just close by saying that I'm glad I live in a society where, for the most part, you don't receive monetary rewards unless you work for it. That's the way it should be and that's the way I hope it stays.

    34. Re:I vote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All that "social equilibrium" stuff would be fantastic, except for the fact that criminals don't always steal from the rich.

      I'm a 25-year-old recent college graduate with a mountain of student loans, credit card bills and a rent I can barely make every month. Yet that didn't stop a local drug addict from taking $155 from me a month ago. Not once did he stop to think of my financial situation.

      He should go to jail. Period. Actions have consequences, and even a poor upbringing doesn't shield you from basic morality. Stealing is wrong.

    35. Re:I vote by ssclift · · Score: 1

      If everyone did, truly and honestly, convert to Islam the world would indeed be free of terrorists, but even metaphorically that wasn't my point. The economic analysis of crime to which you refer is one I need to read more about, but I intended my first point to address that somewhat; the resentment can be diminished if the wealth differences and opportunity differences can be sensibly addressed. Perhaps I laid too much emphasis on "personal desperation" by putting it in the leading sentence.

      I take issue with taxation isn't punishment. Indeed, I'll warrant the tax rate in Afghanistan are near zero in most of the country and the crime rate rather higher than I'd be comfortable with. U.K. crime is bad, yes, but "socialist" went out with Thatcher.

      It's a complex question, to be sure. On the whole I've enjoyed debating it this evening!

    36. Re:I vote by ssclift · · Score: 1

      I'm not advocating removing even a whiff of personal responsibility. Nor free money. The proposals I've made have been succesfully implemented, which is why I made them. Maybe I can rephrase them.

      The heroin program in Switzerland was so successful that when the right-wing party raised a referendum to eliminate it, the program was supported by a large majority of the popular vote. Something like 90% of herion addicts will never kick the habit. Addicts on the program were able to hold down jobs and return to productivity.

      10% or more of the U.S. population live without health insurance in a country that pays the most of any western nation, in GDP/capital. Most people from other parts of the world view this as a bit perverse.

      Rewards for idleness? No. Discarding the down-and-out? No. But these modest proposals seem to be common policies in countries with low crime rates and modest taxes. There is no total solution, including mine; I'm just saying there seem to be some success stories out there.

      And yes, I'm glad to live in a society that rewards our efforts! Hear hear! And yes, the debate continues forever: that's democracy for you :-)

    37. Re:I vote by Uzik2 · · Score: 1

      This is not a solution. It will do nothing
      whatsoever to help the poster's safety. It will
      also not have the effect you desire. It's built
      on the assumption that all people are rational.
      They're not. There are people that will hurt
      you or steal from you because they LIKE to.

      A lot of people don't want to work even if
      they had a chance to. You are massively naive.

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      -- Programming with boost is like building a house with lego. It's a cool but I wouldn't want to live in it
    38. Re:I vote by Council · · Score: 1

      Oh god, but so many of us have. All the stereotypical racist rednecks are out here. I've met them.

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      xkcd.com - a webcomic of mathematics, love, and language.
    39. Re:I vote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i suppose you should consider yourself fortunate that you are able bodied and intelligent. what if someone wasnt as fortunate as you ... throw them on the scrap heap? selfish.

    40. Re:I vote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's funny, I get the history channel here in sweden, and it feels like I'm watching a ww2 propaganda film every time I switch it on.
      Although stupid entertainment makes you feel lobotomized, I think the history channel is far worse.
      We get CNN and Fox here too, and I can't stand watching more than a few seconds.
      I can't belive so many people over there can actually sit and watch this crap, it's so incredibly biased it's impossible to take anything seriously.

    41. Re:I vote by WatchMaster · · Score: 1

      So basically you are saying that if we give a great deal of our money away to the "less fortunate" they won't come and take it by force or burglary.

      That's a great solution; why would anyone rob me if I just gave them my money every month. I think the mob had that play down to an art.

    42. Re:I vote by Keebler71 · · Score: 1
      (sets Karma bomb and runs...):

      You seem to highlight the differences between the left and right in this country. The right pushes for measures that encourage people to prosper, and open opportunities for themselves. It is up to the individual to make something of themselves. The left (and your suggestions) all revolve around 'fixing' the mess people put themselves into.

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      "It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance." - Thomas Sowell
    43. Re:I vote by BCoates · · Score: 1

      10% or more of the U.S. population live without health insurance in a country that pays the most of any western nation, in GDP/capital. Most people from other parts of the world view this as a bit perverse.

      I'm one of them (although I think it's more than 10%). I don't have health insurance because it costs me more than it is worth. Short of taking some random rich guy's money to buy me health insurance (which is just a way of wasting someone else's money instead of wasting mine), I can't imagine any government program changing that. Am I mistaken?

      The heroin program in Switzerland was so successful that when the right-wing party raised a referendum to eliminate it, the program was supported by a large majority of the popular vote. Something like 90% of herion addicts will never kick the habit. Addicts on the program were able to hold down jobs and return to productivity.

      You've got a point here, although it seems to me the simplest solution would be to legalize heroin.

    44. Re:I vote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...and not expect the government or anyone else to take care of them."

      You worked/got your education through the military which, last time I checked, gets funds from the government. If you think your taxes are all being spent on welfare and social programs, maybe your military experience didn't provide the most balanced perspective. At least you no longer get benefits or plan to get a pension from the government for your tour of duty (or am I wrong?).

      Take a peak at our national budget sometime...(RTFB).

    45. Re:I vote by nathanh · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      You are now telling me that I have a social responsibility to "share" the fruits of my hard labor with some dumbass who made the poor decision to throw their life away on drugs or being too irresponsible?

      Spot the US citizen. He's all "me me me, screw the poor, gimme what's mine". No wonder their society is screwed.

    46. Re:I vote by aelbric · · Score: 3, Informative

      For openers, I have paid more in taxes in the last two years than I ever recieved in benefits or pay serving my country. I would say that I have paid back Uncle Same probably 4 times over.

      As far as the budget is concerned, according to Budget Explorer, the US National Budget for 2005 is expected to pay out 41% of all funds to Medicare, Medicaid, and the Social Security Administration alone. Only 18% is earmarked for National Defense and military pensions.

      Tell me we aren't already a welfare state. Perhaps you should take a peak at the budget yourself sometime.

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      nos laetus epulor qui would domito nos
    47. Re:I vote by AtariEric · · Score: 1

      What happens when personal accountability isn't enough? What happens when someone makes the right decisions AND works hard and still can't make it on their own? Should we jail them for the crime of being unlucky? Because that's exactly what you're promoting. You are essentially criminalizing non-success, whether it be caused by someone doping up, or someone being in the wrong place at the wrong time, or someone being ripped off by someone else trying to unfairly get ahead of them.

      Should people depend on the "welfare state"? No. But it should still be there for those who have tripped on the road of life and earnestly want to pick themselves up again. Fail to do so, and you might as well simply execute the unemployed.

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      Don't trust any concentration of power.
    48. Re:I vote by aelbric · · Score: 1

      If I am classified as selfish because I prefer to care for my family and friends with the money that I rightfully earned then so be it. I volunteer my time and make charitable donations when possible. The government has no place telling me that I'm not doing enough.

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      nos laetus epulor qui would domito nos
    49. Re:I vote by aelbric · · Score: 1

      That is NOT what I am promoting.

      People who legitimately have a need should recieve it. Perhaps the concept of "need" should be redefined. Again, the elderly, infirm, or very young should recieve all the help we can provide. Especially the young as they have a real chance to be a productive member of society.

      As far as getting "doped up", I have no sympathy. That was a bad choice and is where personal accountability should come into play. Someone making one mistake should be helped. People who repeatedly return to the same lifestyle have made a choice to destroy themselves.

      Being in the wrong place at the wrong time (if I understand your meaning) and getting ripped off are within the domain of the Justice system. That is another discussion though.

      As far as the unemployed are concerned, I have no problem giving them assistance as long as they're working for it.

      I am not intersted in abolishing all social programs. I am interested in applying some common sense to the distribution of existing funds and bringing some sanity to an increasingly corrupt system.

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      nos laetus epulor qui would domito nos
    50. Re:I vote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's all wear Ho Chi Minh jackets, plaster Flower Power stickers on our '68 VW buses, and spend a week in bed with Yoko Ono while we're at it.

      Why are all leftists dreamers? Maybe if someone broke into your house and was having their way with the wife and/or daughter you'd want to serve then a cold beer and make sure they had clean sheets to work with? Maybe if you asked then nicely to leave?

    51. Re:I vote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are such a tool.

    52. Re:I vote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Reduce the gap between rich and poor by progressive taxation and ensuring every working person has a living wage."

      Bull$hit. That's the panzy-leftist attitude that needs to go the way of Vladimer Lenin's Soviet Union. Criminals don't commit crimes due to the gap between the rich and the poor. They commit crimes to make a quick buck, to get a quick fix, to feel power over the weak. More often than not, they were the stupid losers that couldn't even complete high school because they thought they were cool not doing their homework or actually trying to learn how to be a productive citizen. You want to reduce crime? Kill the criminals. We should bring back the gladiator games. Only this time around, you don't necessarily feed the Christians to the lions; you feed the leftists first. Starting with anyone who votes for Kerry in the upcoming election. I'm sure those Diebold voting machines can keep an accurate tally of that.

    53. Re:I vote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Maybe I've also just got the happy feeling that my taxes are, on the 99% whole, well spent. I try to keep an eye on that..."

      Perhaps if your nation paid more to "defend" itself, the U.S. could more wisely spend its tax revenues on stuff you take for granted, like health care and better education. As it stands, Canada and Western Europe got a free ride during the Cold War to take care of its citizens while the U.S. flipped the bill protecting your generous welfare states.

    54. Re:I vote by toast0 · · Score: 1

      Government provided health care would likely be less expensive than privage health insurance. Of course, this would mean your take home pay would be affected, but for a lower cost, health coverage might be worth it.

      For a lot of people without health insurance, a major accident/health related emergency ends up with them having either high medical debt or a bankruptcy, so I hope you're either financially prepared or lucky.

    55. Re:I vote by DanAnderson26 · · Score: 1

      I won't be an AC on this.

      YOU ARE A TOOL. A stupid pinko commie tool. It makes me retch to think that you live in my country. You need to go straight to your local military recruiter. Your "Mum" has failed to raise you right, maybe your "Uncle" can rectify this situation before you open your pinko mouth in public again.

      Un-F**king believable, reducing crime by pre-emptively giving all of your stuff to others. Are you French? You act French. Or German, maybe German, they're turning French as fast as they can. Either way, what you propose is instead of making people accountable for their actions, you are surrendering and advocating others to do the same.

      You are also 100% clueless about the 60's in the US, like Billy Joel said:

      "The good old days weren't always good and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems"

      Dan Anderson

    56. Re:I vote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear small dicked gun nut # 232323,

      Please play russian roulette with an AK-47.

      Thank You,
      The Civilised World.

    57. Re:I vote by DanAnderson26 · · Score: 1

      Gee, a coward with a point of view.

      Somehow I don't care.

      You can start giving your stuff away now.

      Dan

    58. Re:I vote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well Cum Guzzler, those of us who are not asshole cumlickers don't need to worry about getting mugged or robbed because people don't hate use because we aren't small dicked gun nut assholes like you.

    59. Re:I vote by hikerhat · · Score: 2, Informative

      Do'h. You're the able bodied societal leech ass hole. Tax payers gave you K-12 education. Tax payers gave you a military to join. If you went to college it was probably a college to received state tax funds. Sounds like you were living off society for a long time. You can give a little back. Can you name a country that has both a high standard of living and no investment in social programs? No? Those social programs make your country a nice place to live and you don't even realize what you have, or who provides it. This pull yourself up by your boot straps crap is pure bullshit. You started out on top of a society provided infrastructure that made it possible to get where you are.

    60. Re:I vote by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Sure thing. I'll give you $50 now, and the rest after you've repaired my kitchen cabinets and leaky sink. I could do it myself, but this 3rd shift working leaves me pretty drained.

      You DID intend to work for it, didn't you?

    61. Re:I vote by tigga · · Score: 1
      Recognizing that crime is often (not always, but often) a product of personal desperation I vote for candidates who will do things like:

      Interestingly enough suicide rates and criminal rates does not correlate in different countries.

      Almost all other things you are talking about were implemented in socialist countries. It did not help but led to different problems which eventually have caused socialist system demise.

    62. Re:I vote by The+Lynxpro · · Score: 1

      "Punishing the hard-working and law-abiding because some shiftless layabout can't be bothered to better themselves with the plethora of private and government assistance is not the answer. Last I checked socialist England has the worst crime in the world, and they've only got that little bit of island to look after!"

      Don't call England "socialist." Just because it has national health insurance does not make it a socialist country. Feel free to open up a map of Europe and see the subject known as "France" for a better definition. Or maybe Sweden. Wait, scratch that. Swedish women are hotter than French women on average so they can be excluded from that negative association.

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      "Right now, somewhere in this world, Scott Baio is plowing a woman he doesn't love," - Peter Griffin, *Family Guy*
    63. Re:I vote by mdielmann · · Score: 2, Interesting

      not 4000-year old policies promulgated in middle-eastern nomadic herding societies

      If you're making reference to Judeo-Christian laws, I think you'd better do a little more research.

      The Hebrews were one of the first races to promote literacy and education. By 13, you had to be able to read, or memorize historical texts, and explain the deeper issues involved, in order to be considered an adult. They had one of the first written languages which didn't have a word-to symbol relation (I believe it's called a semantic language).

      The Hebrew law forbade bribery of it's officials, which may not have stopped it from happening, but was leaps and bounds beyond any contemporary society (and something our current society could learn from).

      The Hebrew law had a concept of personal responsibility, in everything from census (everyone paid the same amount during census-taking, regardless of social status) to property (owners were held responsible for the acts of their animals, if they had prior incidents to show their propensities - think of all the serial dog attacks, and how reasonable that seems).

      Now, the penalties may have been more harsh than we'd like to see in modern times, but we have better resources to both know what some of the sources for some of these crimes are, to better methods for rehabilitating them. But the Hebrew system was both more consistent and more balanced than most other ancient cultures, which tended to follow the Golden Rule - whoever has the gold rules.

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      Sure I'm paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?
    64. Re:I vote by Captain+Large+Face · · Score: 1
      You know what I did? I joined the military at 17, got myself educated, Got a job at 22 making 16K a year, worked my ass off for over a decade and MADE SOMETHING OF MYSELF.

      Were you so outraged by progressive taxation when you were earning 16K per year?

    65. Re:I vote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      To address your suggestions:
      • Wage issues are almost irrelevant to criminals - people who work hard seldom find time or energy for crime - even if they were that way inclined. Improving entry-level pay may even be argued detrimental as it pressures honest employers to demand more from new hires in order to justify their cost. It is important to ensure fair wages for other reasons - but not to control crime.
      • I believe the war on drugs is misguided. Given that hard drugs are so dangerous I propose we make them legal and them available cheaply in order to improve society by natural selection. Such a plan would likely have four distinct benefits: eroding funding for organised crime; adversely affecting the 'naughty-cool' image drugs retained among youngsters (hopefully ultimately reducing uptake); presenting a legal path with the promise of rehabilitation for addicts who wish to change direction; freeing law enforcement to tackle crimes with involuntary victims such as burglary, car theft, fraud etc.
      • In the UK we have free health care for all (except those who work hard at day-jobs - but I'll leave that irrelevant rant for the time being) This seems to have done little to eliminate crime. It is my personal belief that it is the measures taken to keep uncooperative people from poverty are central to the problem. If hand-outs are smaller than that required for a comfortable and enjoyable life - then they will be insufficient to stem crime motivated by greed. If handouts are sufficient then there is no motivation for the beneficiary to engage productively in society. If you find an unemployed person in the UK they typically fall into one of two categories - (1) incapable of working due to mental health or other serious disability. (2) unable to find an opportunity sufficiently lucrative in order to justify loosing 'benefit' payments. This situation is made far worse with the proliferation of an underground black market for employment without taxation which encourages many into the dubious tactic of claiming unemployment while undertaking casual work and remaining always on the lookout for opportunities to gain an advantage the easy way. This situation is damaging so many ways - not least of which being that people feel trapped - unable to legally improve their own circumstances. Casual work has no official basis - so it doesn't give documented experience which would otherwise help find honest productive work for realistic pay.

      The real-deal is to make criminal activity appear a choice which is extremely likely to loose both in the long and short term.
    66. Re:I vote by sql*kitten · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      reduce the gap between rich and poor by progressive taxation

      You mean legalize stealing from decent hard-working folk? Hey criminals, you don't even need to get out of bed, the government will get the money for you!

      These days, criminals have more "rights" then decent folk. If you try to defend yourself the police will actually assist the criminals to bring charges against the victim, as happened to farmer Tony Martin.

      The solution is this: those who are in the process of breaking the law have voluntarily abdicated the protection of the law, and are fair game for their would be "victims". Then you'll see a fall in crime.

    67. Re:I vote by Paulrothrock · · Score: 1

      I fail to see how take home pay would be affected. Government run health care would eliminate the need to make a profit and eliminate the huge salaries of health care executives. Also, it spreads the risk amongst the largest number of people, which lowers premiums. Finally, adding it as a payroll tax means that employers would still be paying for it.

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      I'm in the hole of the broadband donut.
    68. Re:I vote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you actually think that the terrorists hate us because we're not Islamics?

      Because if you do that takes ignorance to a new level - I didn't think there was anyone who REALLY believed the "They hate us because we're free" line

      As for England (by which I assume you mean Britain), it has far from the worst crime rates in the world, and gun deaths are almost completely non-existant

    69. Re:I vote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can work two minimum wage full time jobs and still be poor. Yep, gap between rich and poor is because those nasty brown people are lazy.

    70. Re:I vote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps you might argue that the inequality of the wealth distribution in this country is analagous to the relative amount of work done by those people, and poor people are poor because they are lazy. You would be one of the few people I have met to actually buy that bull-pucky. According to the Census data, in 2001 19% of the wealth in the U.S. was concentrated in the hands of 1% of the population. Of that 1%, .00004% did not inherit that status from thier parents. Think this data is skewed? You're right, but probably in the wrong direction. The wealth cap the census bureau uses is 1 million dollars annual income, any income greater than that is treated as 1 million dollars.
      Basically, the wealthy have been getting wealthier for years and the middle class and poor have been getting poorer. Education and the opportunity to advance, often lauded as the American opportunity, is mostly a pipe-dream. I went to a public school, and while there were some teachers trying their best, their were also violent drunks and child molesters entrusted with my education.
      Guess what a degree in biochemistry with honors gets you? 20K in debt and salary about the same as an assistant manager at Arby's. At that rate, you can save basically nothing and still live a normal lifestyle. "People commit crime because it's easier than working for an honest wage, and that is not acceptable." People commit crime because they are desperate and feel cheated by a society that rewards a priviledged few for doing jack and puts their parents in jail for 5 years for smoking wacky tobaccy, but can't seem to arrest any of the CEOs running tax swindles that steal millions from the public.
      I live in an affluent area, near a university for rich kids and I see 18 year olds driving farraris. They have never worked a day in their lives, and are going to be doctor's if it isn't too much work. They have private tutors, their parent's friends as teachers, and most of them drop out anyway. Ask any person working 9-5 in this town if they have considered beating the snot out of one of them and taking their car/wallet. Most people will say "yes."
      Why? Are the rich and priviledged bad people? No, they are just normal people given all the breaks that most people don't get, and who rarely appreciate that fact. I'll agree to a completely capitalist society, just as soon as thay ban all inheritance, and figure out a way to keep people from abusing their power for the sake of their children. In the mean time, a move towards a more socialist economy is necessary to help even out the distribution of wealth without large scale violence.

    71. Re:I vote by sasami · · Score: 1

      Punishing the hard-working and law-abiding because some shiftless layabout can't be bothered to better themselves with the plethora of private and government assistance is not the answer.

      Hint: presuppositions and assertions are not facts.

      Would you like to elaborate on how, exactly, every kid born into every poor family should go about fixing their situation? Because they'd certainly love to know.

      Just yesterday I spoke to a high-school junior (11th grade), who came to me for help applying to college. He lives in the inner city, his family is law-abiding and hard-working, and you know what? They have no clue about any of these resources you talk about, since they're too busy working to pay for food and rent.

      Everyone in America is given a free education, access to public libraries, opportunities at need-based scholarships, loans, and grants, among other things.

      Oh yes, and an excellent education at that. This kid wants to go to college but he doesn't even know what college is or what it's for -- although he says it might be a place where he can study badminton. He's a reasonably bright kid but after 11 years of ostensible "schooling" he has never heard of the SAT, never read a book that didn't have pictures in it, cannot use a computer, and has no trade skills or life skills. You propose that he should go to the library?

      He needs remedial education but he can't pay for it. Until he gets it, he will be mentally bound by his environment. Would you like to volunteer time as a tutor? Painting the poor as "shiftless layabouts" is about as intelligent as painting all geeks as graceless losers.

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    72. Re:I vote by JohnnyGTO · · Score: 1

      heck no :-)

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    73. Re:I vote by toast0 · · Score: 1

      the person who i was replying to does not currently have health coverage. If he gets health coverage under any plan, it's likely that his take home pay will be affected, unless he has a generous employer (but if he had a generous employer, he'd already be covered).

      If I was a stingly employer and the payroll taxes go up, I'd to reduce the amount i pay new employes and delay raises.

    74. Re:I vote by ssclift · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry that remark wasn't well enough qualified. There seems to be a large group of people who want to take snippets of convenient Hebrew law and use it to justify bad social policy. I do realise it has a more auspicious history than the reputation brought upon it by many of its less well informed protagonists.

      No offense was intended. It is a rich legal tradition, my point was that we should also learn to build on it, not simply fall back upon poorly considered interpretations of it, if that makes any sense.

    75. Re:I vote by ssclift · · Score: 1

      I find it telling that both New Zealand and the UK have seen upswings in crime roughly 15-20 years after their respective conservative "revolutions". That would be long enough for a generation to get into their prime crime committing years under a harsher set of societal rules.

      Just an observation...

    76. Re:I vote by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      And I'm sorry for my assumptions. Many /.ers make (at least superficially) anti-religious remarks without knowing what they're talking about. I'll try to be a little less rabid next time.

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      Sure I'm paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?
    77. Re:I vote by AK+Marc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I am so sick and tired of people saying that, because I am successful, I need to be taxed ridiculously to carry people who aren't (more than a third of my income at last count). What the hell happened to personal accountability?

      I think you completely missed the point. Paying 10% of your income for support for the poor prevents you from having to pay 15% more for insurance, 15% more for law enforcement, 15% more for prisons, 5% more for firemen (there was a recent hotel here that was under construction where homeless people broke in to spend the night and burned it down accidentally), and so on.

      You can pay a little up front that goes for job training, literacy, and other things, or you can pay more for that on the back end because the people you wouldn't help became a burden on society. If you want to save money, you will support services for the poor.

      You are now telling me that I have a social responsibility to "share" the fruits of my hard labor with some dumbass who made the poor decision to throw their life away on drugs or being too irresponsible?

      No. I'm telling you that it is cheaper to give them a little support, than not support them at all. But you seem pretty bitter and hateful. Perhaps you'd prefer to spend the greater amount of money to clean up after them because it means that their lives are more miserable.

      The only way to improve society is to make human beings independent of the political structures that are likely to hold them down. Anyone who says differently has a hidden agenda.

      So, helping an adult learn to read and teaching them how to write a resume so they can get a job and be productive is holding someone down and I must have a hidden agenda for wanting to help illiterate people? Boy, I don't know what happend to you when you were in your disadvantaged youth, but you turned out as some seriously damaged goods.

    78. Re:I vote by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      As far as the budget is concerned, according to Budget Explorer, the US National Budget for 2005 is expected to pay out 41% of all funds to Medicare, Medicaid, and the Social Security Administration alone. Only 18% is earmarked for National Defense and military pensions.

      And Medicare, Medicaid, and the Social Security Administration provide 39% of the income for the federal government (well, only SS provides income, but you lumped them together, so I'll keep that).

      So, from the link you provided, "welfare" provides 39% of the income and 41% of the outgo. That's pretty close. But then, military is a drain only, costing 18% of the budget. If we eliminated all welfare, your taxes would drop by 2% (until all the people with no income resorted to stealing and were thrown in jail, then your taxes would go back up). If we eliminated the military, you'd get 18% drop in taxes. But we get something from them. What is good to cut? Stop paying the 12% interest on the debt. That's right, you are paying 14% more than you have to just because no one will balance the budget.

      Feel free to pick nits, just pick the right nits to pick.

    79. Re:I vote by Wile_E_Peyote · · Score: 1

      As far as the budget is concerned, according to Budget Explorer, the US National Budget for 2005 is expected to pay out 41% of all funds to Medicare, Medicaid, and the Social Security Administration alone. Only 18% is earmarked for National Defense and military pensions.

      Tell me we aren't already a welfare state. Perhaps you should take a peak at the budget yourself sometime.

      First off Medicare, Medicaid and Social Security are for people who for the most part have worked their whole lives. It is more like a poorly regulated/managed savings plan than welfare.

      Second, 18% for National Defense isn't really related to crime, you have to look at things like the monies for the "War on Drugs" and the money spent by cities, states and counties to combat crime.

      In a welfare state, everyone would have the same opportunities for education and health care, that just isn't the case here (USA). The only people our goverment gives hand outs to anymore are large corporations.

      W.E.P.

    80. Re:I vote by ph1ll · · Score: 1
      "Last I checked socialist England has the worst crime in the world"

      When did you last check? In the Victorian era?

      How the heck did this post get voted "Insightful"?

      Good grief! Give us some facts and links! Don't just shout your uninformed opinion!

      Even a doom-laden report from the BBC says:

      The British Crime Survey, which includes crimes not reported to police, also found:

      • Overall crime fell
      • The risk of being a victim is the same as in 1981, at 26.9%
      • There were 5% fewer violent crimes reported to the survey in the 12 months to June 2003
      • Recorded robbery fell 7% in April-June 2003 compared to same period last year

      America has about 12 500 murders a year compared to about 850 for the UK. Even taking into account population differences (60mil in UK, about 290mil in US), that makes American homicide figures much worse than the UK. America has over 2 million people in jail, for heaven's sake!

      Whatsmore, there is no way you can call "new" Labour a socialist government. It is one of the most right-wing in Europe. And socialist, continental Europe generally has lower crime rates than both the UK and the US.

      Come on, people! Google is a great tool! Learn how to use it!

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      --- "We've always been at war with Eastasia."
    81. Re:I vote by op00to · · Score: 1

      Last I checked, the U.S. Government was "for the people, by the people", which lays the work firmly back in the lap of the people.

      Yep, time to go down to that good ol' state capitol and start voting. They'll let me in. Yessiree.

    82. Re:I vote by Merovign · · Score: 0

      Spot the looney lefty: If you don't let me take the product of your labor and let me use it as _I_ see fit, you're GREEDY!

      Hypocrit.

      No wonder the sane feel so lonely.

    83. Re:I vote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As it stands, Canada and Western Europe got a free ride during the Cold War to take care of its citizens while the U.S. flipped the bill protecting your generous welfare states.

      Generalizations are fine until you forget some of the details. Canada may be getting off cheap in some ways, but don't have the nerve to call it a free ride.

      Canada scrapped the Avro Arrow because the US government asked/told it to. Canada may have saved money by not funding expensive projects, but it lost more in terms of national pride and the ability to protect itself by doing that.

      Canada had a base in West Germany during the Cold War. I believe other western European countries had people there as well, but I don't know the numbers.

      At least some of the US military presence in Canada (specifically, Newfoundland) was given to the US by Britain in exchange for help during WW2.

      Don't underestimate what Canada gave in return in terms of Cold War defense of North America. Canada was a very big buffer that, while under the protection of the United States, gave the American government a very large amount of leeway from dealing with any threat from the USSR. Except for Alaska, there was a lot of land and Canadian civilians between USSR and the US. Yes, this is just circumstance, but countries can contribute in different ways; for example, Turkey gets away with treating the Kurds like shit because the American government turns a mostly blind eye due to Turkey's strategic location, both now and during the Cold War.

      The fact is the US government wouldn't give a shit about protecting Canada except for things such as (a) it provided a buffer between the agressor of the day and most American land and people and, as a result, protecting Canada = protecting the US, (b) it is a source of relatively cheap and abundant natural resources, (c) American corporations have a huge presence in and/or dependence on, directly or indirectly, the Canadian natural resource industry, (d) it provides a convenient and reliable land connection with Alaska, though that's not really important except for oil pipelines.

      The fact is that Canada has land, natural resources and energy, which are essentially available for the taking. The US government no more wants us to hold our own, militarily or economically, that we can, except when it serves the US government's purpose. It's how the world works; countries want other countries to do what's best for them. Sure, the US will criticize the Canadian government for not putting more money into the military, but that's to benefit American military contractors or to supply troops for multinational military operations, etc.

      Canada pays a high price for being protected by the US; it just can't be measured in terms of percentage of GDP.

    84. Re:I vote by nathanh · · Score: 1
      Spot the looney lefty: If you don't let me take the product of your labor and let me use it as _I_ see fit, you're GREEDY!

      As society sees fit. That you can't fathom the difference is very enlightening.

    85. Re:I vote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe the issue is not so much persons like yourself (I would expect that your situation could be best described as "comfortable") but with very rich, old money families who, despite incredible wealth pay virtually no taxes (ie: 10% income and 0.01% wealth)

    86. Re:I vote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you are an idiot

  54. A dog, even an artificial one,is a great deterrent by wcrowe · · Score: 1

    Most burglars will avoid a house with a dog. You don't even need a large/mean dog. I'm biased, but I think you can't go far wrong with a standard poodle. They're damn smart; easy to train; large enough to be frightening; and make good watchdogs, alerting their owner when anything unusual is going on; they don't shed, don't smell, and are hypoallergenic.
    If a dog is out of the question, how about rigging up some electronic barking to the motion sensor light?

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  55. Wouldn't be allowed over here ... by Tim+Ward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... but in the USA the answer is simply guns, surely?

    For a slashdot specific answer:

    Rig up lots of webcams, connect them to a Linux box with some open source motion detection software, and set off the mines in the front lawn and the machine guns when anything is detected.

    So maybe you'll kill a few "innocent" people by accident. No problem, the American courts will let you off no trouble, and besides nobody "innocent" would be out walking anyway, would they.

    1. Re:Wouldn't be allowed over here ... by Tokerat · · Score: 1

      So maybe you'll kill a few "innocent" people by accident. No problem, the American courts will let you off no trouble, and besides nobody "innocent" would be out walking anyway, would they.
      What the crap are you talking about? The American courts would never let you off for that! Shit, they'd arrest you before you even shot anyone and then everyone who might have walked thought that neighborhood someday would sue your for a million dollars for mental anguish over the possibility they they might have gotten shot on the off chance that someday they might have walked by your yard at night while you where being robbed.
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    2. Re:Wouldn't be allowed over here ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You haven't spent alot of time in America, particularly around gun owners, have you?

  56. bad odors by slashjames · · Score: 1

    Why not have the alarm wired to trip an aerosol can full of something that smells aweful? I would recommend something (relatively) harmless such as sulfur dioxide (rotten eggs smell). A joke supply shop also would have stuff in the category of "harmless but annoying". Make sure you keep it in this category or else you open yourself to legal liability.

  57. Set up a neighbourhood watch scheme... by mikael · · Score: 1

    If you're Mom is concerned about property crime, then her neighbors are probably concerned too. Setting up a neighborhood watch scheme could help. The biggest deterrent is making sure that your home is securely locked and the surround area. Most police departments have crime protection officers. That would be the first place to ask for advice.

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    1. Re:Set up a neighbourhood watch scheme... by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      That worked in the 1980s too.

      "If you're concerned about soviet invasion, then your fellow citizens probably are too. Setting up a soviet invasion watch scheme could help. The biggest deterrent is making sure that our homeland is carefully monitored for commie scouts. Most civil defense headquarters have soviet protection officers. That should be the first place you ask for help!"

  58. Kinda... by Otto · · Score: 1

    In the sense that a thief will likely move on to a car without the club, yes, it works. However, defeating the club is easy in most cases.

    -Hacksaw through the steering wheel: 20 seconds on most steering wheels.
    -Spray freon into the locking mechanism, then hammer and screwdriver to shatter it: about 60 seconds.
    -Buy a "club buster" on the internet for like $100: Takes about 60 seconds to defeat any of those club-like mechanisms.

    And so on... if the thief wants your car, the club ain't going to stop him, and will only slow him down marginally. If the thief is simply looking for any handy car, then the club might help.

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  59. Cameras by ozntz · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have a major crime problem can anyone give me some sugestions on cameras pref night vision if possable

  60. My preference by Venotar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Is a Steyr M-40 with nightsights and hyrdroshock rounds. Does dead count as injured?

    1. Re:My preference by justMichael · · Score: 1

      heh, the Hydroshock rounds are impressive, but not an ideal choice for home protection as they have a tendancy to exit the intended target and keep going. You don't really want to put one in the bad guy and have it also take out an innocent.

      Nice soft hollow points are better suited for home protection, think CCI Lawman or Winchester Silvertip. Happy hunting.

    2. Re:My preference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually your best bet is the shorted legally allowably 12 gauge shotgun loaded with birdshot.

      It won't penetrate too many walls but it will knock down and probably kill any intruders.

      At the very least they will be a) scared witless by the kachunk-CHUNK sound of a shell be chambered,
      and b) if you shoot them, full of tiny little holes.

      There's just no reason to use an FBI tactical load normally reserved for blowing off doors for home defense.

      Use rock salt if you know how, or birdshot.

  61. Geek style? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, since you said "geek style", you could take a look at what the guy over at misterhouse.net has rigged up. Besides the standard lights on/off at certain times, etc., he's even got two 2 GPS APRS equipped cars he's tracking. (All working just great until they steal your computer and ham radio...) ;)

    1. Re:Geek style? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2. Own a big dog of some sort. My dog of choice is a Labrador Retriever. You don't need a mean dog with a bad rep. From a distance and in a crisis situation nobody is going to know a Black Labrador from a Rotwieler. A Labrador is a great family pet, and Lab will be as mean in that sort of a situation, even meaner.

      I had some friends who had a chocolate lab who was absolutely huge (weighed more than me), and friendly as hell to all of us. But apparently if the female half of the pair was walking him and someone seemed at all threatening, he would be *very* protective, sometimes to the point she would have to hold him back from attacking them.

    2. Re:Geek style? by cmpalmer · · Score: 1

      First of all, I live in a great neighborhood. The only crimes I can remember (other than the neighbors and us setting off illegal fireworks) are simple vandalism (like shaving cream on cars). Granted, not everyone can move or afford to live where they would like, but that *is* the first level of protection -- don't live in bad neighborhood.

      As for the rest of the comments, if I lived in a neighborhood where alarm stickers, barking dogs (of any size), motion sensor lights, the racking of a shotgun (with any kind of ammo), and/or the brandishment of any type of weapon isn't going to scare someone off, I would move even if I couldn't afford to.

      Many burglaries are done by neighbors or people you know. A friend of mine who lives in a "bad" neighborhood has had his house broken into 2 or 3 times, all by neighborhood kids looking for stuff to sell for drug money. Unless they are drugged out severely at the time, why would they pick the house with the motion sensors, the dog, the possible alarm system, and the NRA sticker on the car when the next door neighbor's house has none of these things?

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  62. Deter, Detect, Defend by chill · · Score: 3, Insightful

    1. Get a club or some such for the car, to help prevent the car itself from being stolen. A removable face plate on the car stereo. Don't leave anything of value visible in the car. (Deter)

    2. Outdoor video camera tied to the motion sensing light. This way, if something does happen, you have a record. DON'T go for the cheapest camera. It doesn't do any good if you can't recognize anything in the video. (Detect)

    3. Defend is harder, since you said you don't want anything that could hurt anyone. A shame, as pain is a very effective deterrent. I'd suggest a nice rottweiler. They are lovable to those they know, but can be very territorial. Measure the distance from the front porch to the car, and affix a chain to the porch that is about 6" short of the car. With some sort of quick release, just in case.

    A pump shotgun in case anyone gets nasty ideas and tries to enter the house. They take little skill and are quite effective at short ranges.

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    1. Re:Deter, Detect, Defend by airConditionedGypsy · · Score: 1
      Sounds like a solid plan.

      Our van was stolen once (we lived on Long Island) and in response, my Dad enclosed the perimeter of our property in a crotch-high wire tripalarm. He also mounted several motion-detectors that triggered lights on the outside and alarms in my parent's bedroom.

      He bought the Club and installed a gas cutoff switch in the new van.

      Finally, he drilled holes in the foundation of our garage (the van and its successor were too large to fit in the garage) and every night he wrapped a chain around the rear axle of the van and locked the loose ends together in the garage.

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    2. Re:Deter, Detect, Defend by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "Get a club or some such for the car, to help prevent the car itself from being stolen."

      any car thief know it take seconds to get around a club.

      Video camera is only good for deter(doesn't even half to be real) and indentifing the thief.

      the motion sensor light is deter.

      yes, get a mean dog, that could never come back and bite you in the ass.

      Especially one on a chain, in the front, with no one monitoring it. Of course as soon as some child wanders 7" into your property and gets attacked. The you'll get to go to prison. Unless it's my child, in which case I'll go to prison, you'll go 6 feet under.

      I work with people in law enforcement, and security specialists, they all say ther same thing. Get a dog, any medium sized dog will have the same effect.
      You really want to prevent your car from being stolen? get a boot.

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    3. Re:Deter, Detect, Defend by chill · · Score: 1

      Gotta love Slashdot. I make the same mistake every time. Not specifying EVERY LAST LITTLE DETAIL, thinking that people will actually think for themselves. I should have learned by now.

      I never said "mean" dog. I've owned several Rotts and they were all loveable. One even broke free from the chain, jumped the fence and ran the neighborhood -- slobbering and jumping like a big puppy, happy to let anyone pet her and dragged home by a neighbor kid.

      However, go into my back yard unescored and you'd lose an arm -- or more. With a family member, and you were as safe as at your own house.

      I didn't mean to LEAVE THE DOG UNATTENDED in front, except maybe at night -- if your front yard is fenced and posted "mean dog".

      Yes, any medium sized dog would do just as well. I just happen to be fond of Rottweilers.

      If your kid wanders into my yard we have two possibilities:

      Finally, if my neighborhood was bad enough I had to boot my own car, I'd simply move.

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    4. Re:Deter, Detect, Defend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, because rotwilers are good safe dogs to have around. http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNew s/1067803057800_54/?hub=Canada http://www.canoe.ca/NewsStand/WinnipegSun/News/200 4/09/04/615139.html http://www.cbc.ca/story/canada/national/2004/08/29 /dogs040829.html Oh and especially this one: http://www.cbc.ca/story/canada/national/2003/11/04 /dogmaul_nb031104.html I could find many more but I think that one says it all. What good is a viscious monster if it could turn on you or somebody you love? Dogs sometimes just turn on thier owners or others.But hey thats what reconstructive surgery is for.

    5. Re:Deter, Detect, Defend by chill · · Score: 1

      http://www.buzzle.com/editorials/8-22-2003-44503.a sp

      About a wild pack of chihuahuas that had deterioriated so bad they hunted in a pack and wiped out neighborhood animals. Eventually rescued, they had to be separated out because they ended up killing several other dogs in the shelter.

      Any dog can go bad, given provocation, neglect or bad training. Most cases of mauling occur w/dogs that were "attack trained" and improperly supervised. 90%+ of the blame lies squarely with the owners.

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    6. Re:Deter, Detect, Defend by vthome · · Score: 1
      A removable face plate on the car stereo. Don't leave anything of value visible in the car.
      Doesn't work either. I've had my car (with not just absence of visible stuff, but no stuff at all) broken into, and the CD player with detached faceplate was ripped out of the dashboard.

      A detail that never ceases to annoy the hell out of me: the idiots took a $30 subwoofer from the trunk, but didn't take a $200 amp that was right next to it...

    7. Re:Deter, Detect, Defend by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      1a, turn down the stereo near the endpoints of your destination, if you stereo is especially loud. Why advertize?

      On the club, this is second hand, but I have been advised by a friend of mine that ran with a rough crowd that the club is very easy to get off.

      On the removable face plate, A: know thyself, will you will lose that face plate? If so, dont get one. Conversly, will you remember each and every time to remove it? At home, at work, everywhere?

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    8. Re:Deter, Detect, Defend by boinger · · Score: 1

      In my area (west side Chicago), unattended dogs (particularly "scary" ones) are stolen.

      If they'll fight, they fight.

      If not, they're practice for the ones that do.

      NEVER leave your dog unattended.

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  63. been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    dude that had been debunked time and time agien "This myth, stemming from a superficial "study" of firearm accidents in the Cleveland, Ohio, area, represents a comparison of 148 accidental deaths (including suicides) to the deaths of 23 intruders killed by home owners over a 16-year period. 2 Gross errors in this and similar "studies"--with even greater claimed ratios of harm to good--include: the assumption that a gun hasn't been used for protection unless an assailant dies; no distinction is made between handgun and long gun deaths; all accidental firearm fatalities were counted whether the deceased was part of the "family" or not; all accidents were counted whether they occurred in the home or not, while self-defense outside the home was excluded; almost half the self-defense uses of guns in the home were excluded on the grounds that the criminal intruder killed may not have been a total stranger to the home defender; suicides were sometimes counted and some self-defense shootings misclassified. Cleveland's experience with crime and accidents during the study period was atypical of the nation as a whole and of Cleveland since the mid-1970s. Moreover, in a later study, the same researchers noted that roughly 10% of killings by civilians are justifiable homicides. 3 The "guns in the home" myth has been repeated time and again by the media, and anti-gun academics continue to build on it. In 1993, Dr. Arthur Kellermann of Emory University and a number of colleagues presented a study that claimed to show that a home with a gun was much more likely to experience a homicide. 4 However, Dr. Kellermann selected for his study only homes where homicides had taken place--ignoring the millions of homes with firearms where no harm is done--and a control group that was not representative of American households. By only looking at homes where homicides had occurred and failing to control for more pertinent variables, such as prior criminal record or histories of violence, Kellermann et al. skewed the results of this study. Prof. Kleck wrote that with the methodology used by Kellermann, one could prove that since diabetics are much more likely to possess insulin than non-diabetics, possession of insulin is a risk factor for diabetes. Even Dr. Kellermann admitted this in his study: "It is possible that reverse causation accounted for some of the association we observed between gun ownership and homicide." Law Professor Daniel D. Polsby went further, "Indeed the point is stronger than that: 'reverse causation' may account for most of the association between gun ownership and homicide. Kellermann's data simply do not allow one to draw any conclusion." 5 Research conducted by Professors James Wright and Peter Rossi, 6 for a landmark study funded by the U.S. Department of Justice, points to the armed citizen as possibly the most effective deterrent to crime in the nation. Wright and Rossi questioned over 1,800 felons serving time in prisons across the nation and found: 81% agreed the "smart criminal" will try to find out if a potential victim is armed. 74% felt that burglars avoided occupied dwellings for fear of being shot. 80% of "handgun predators" had encountered armed citizens. 40% did not commit a specific crime for fear that the victim was armed. 34% of "handgun predators" were scared off or shot at by armed victims. 57% felt that the typical criminal feared being shot by citizens more than he feared being shot by police. Professor Kleck estimates that annually 1,500-2,800 felons are legally killed in "excusable self-defense" or "justifiable" shootings by civilians, and 8,000-16,000 criminals are wounded. This compares to 300-600 justifiable homicides by police. Yet, in most instances, civilians used a firearm to threaten, apprehend, shoot at a criminal, or to fire a warning shot without injuring anyone. Based on his extensive independent survey research, Kleck estimates that each year Americans use guns for protection from criminals more than 2.5 million times annually. 7 U.S. Department of Justice victimization surve

    1. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      can you post that again, this time with formatting or a source link?

    2. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How the hell did that get modde "informative"? I mean it might BE informative but did anyone actually manage to read that mess to find out?

    3. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Well said, spokesperson of the NRA ;)

      Its common sense that the more easily available the firearm is, the more likely it is that it gets into the wrong hands. For that very reason, I would give up my right to a firearm just as Im fine by any ruling that would make it illegal to carry a knife in a public place.

      Been in the army. Enjoyed shooting, but if me giving up my right to own a weapon reduces the chances of people being shot in my country, I'd gladly give up that right.

      Weapons are a neccesity amongst a few well trained and monitored men that enforce the law, not in your in your drawer.

    4. Re:been debunked by ahdeoz · · Score: 1

      giving up your right to own a weapon doesn't reduce the chance of people being shot. Do you still want to make knives illegal? What about clubs and other blunt objects? What about muscles. Sam Colt made the skinny guy able to defend himself against the buff dude. And who's going to defend us against the cops. I recently had a cop DRAW HIS PISTOL ON ME because I didn't want to listen to his lecture about why he was blocking the road, and instead decided to turn my car around and find a route not blocked by an imperious imbecile. (In all fairness, he may have thought I was trying to ignore his roadblock, but killing civilians in order to defend a flawed theory of traffic flow is worse than anything Stalin did.)

    5. Re:been debunked by Ubergrendle · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Asnwer this then: 1/5th the gun deaths in Canada compared to the US. We watch your shows, we listen to your music, we buy the same cars, food, etc. Except we have very strict handgun laws, and you don't. We even have the same % of rifle ownership as the US per capita, its just the limited access to handguns and assualt-style semi-automatics that makes up the difference.

      As for criminals being afraid of armed citizens, I am too -- and I'm not a criminal. That statistic has no relevance.

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    6. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Asnwer this then: 1/5th the gun deaths in Canada compared to the US.

      One of many social factors: The US war on drugs. Many homicides are drug related, directly or indirectly.

    7. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't tell anyone... but the founders allowed for our right to bear arms largely so that we can remain free of those "few well trained and monitored men," should their training, monitoring and leadership evolve toward tyranny.

      They might also have predicted that dialing 911 won't get those "few well trained and monitored men" to your door in time to save you, when the need arises.

      >> Weapons are a neccesity amongst a few well trained and monitored men that enforce the law, not in your in your drawer.

    8. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone watched Bowling for Columbine...

    9. Re:been debunked by BasilBrush · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Blimey, it didn't take log for an NRA muppet to turn up did it.

    10. Re:been debunked by hexMonkey · · Score: 1, Informative

      http://www.themartialist.com/pecom/cease.htm
      I seriously think Plagiarist -1 would be a better rating :P

    11. Re:been debunked by Warshadow · · Score: 3, Insightful

      -------------
      Asnwer this then: 1/5th the gun deaths in Canada compared to the US. We watch your shows, we listen to your music, we buy the same cars, food, etc. Except we have very strict handgun laws, and you don't. We even have the same % of rifle ownership as the US per capita, its just the limited access to handguns and assualt-style semi-automatics that makes up the difference.
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      You're a bit vague here. Are you talking per capita or using real numbers?

      Canada has ~10% the poluation of the US. So by your own arguments it's actually more dangerous in Canada than in the US!

      Example:

      US Population: ~294.2 million
      Canada Population: ~32 million

      That makes the Canadian popluation ~10.8% of US population.

      Lets says there are 100 deaths per year in the US caused by handguns in the hands of criminals or law abiding citizens. That would mean there are 20 deaths under the same circumstances in Canada (using your statement), but the population of Canada is only ~11% of the US population. That would mean there are more gun deaths in Canada per capita than in the US if I were to use your argument.

      All these arguments are a load of crap though. The problem you run into with the misuse of guns or accidents is caused by people not being educated about guns. Based on my experience people who are brought up around firearms and know what they can and can't do are more likely to have a healthy respect for them than those who don't (not that there aren't exceptions).

      If you don't want to own a handgun that's your choice and more power to you, but if I choose to own one and handle is properly and safely then you should have no worries about it at all.

      It all boils down to as has been said before: Gun's are the problem, people are the problem. I'm of the belief that you DO NOT point a firearm at someone unless you are being threatend and intend to shoot that person if matters escalate.

      In a perfect world there'd be no need for firearms for self protection, but as we all know we don't live in a perfect world. I know a handful of people that are alive today because they had their pistol with them and ended up in a situation they didn't start nor want to be in.

      There seems to be this demonization of "pro-gun" people by many anti-gun people. Just because I support my right to own a firearm doesn't mean I'm some whack job who's going to run around waving it at people!

      I'm sure I've made plenty of typoed and that my grammar is horrid, so any comments on that subject will be ignored.

      However if you have something constructive to add I will read and absorb it.

    12. Re:been debunked by sploxx · · Score: 4, Interesting

      And canada hasn't the death penalty. All EU members havn't also. I think this is even more important issue.

      Even if you take all the other (very important!) arguments aside and only consider the "detterence efficiency":
      Criminals get really nihilistic if they know their goverment is also.

    13. Re:been debunked by BasilBrush · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      So apparently, you support the right for guns to be carried, except by police officers.

    14. Re:been debunked by Warshadow · · Score: 1

      DOH!

      Gun's are the problem, people are the problem.

      Should obviously be:

      Gun's aren't the problem, people are the problem.

    15. Re:been debunked by TheSnakeMan · · Score: 1
      Asnwer this then: 1/5th the gun deaths in Canada compared to the US.

      Your shit's only worth 2/3 of what our shit's worth. :) Maybe everyone in your country who would want to be an armed robber jumps the border to make it more worth their while?

      Yes, extremely tongue-in-cheek.

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    16. Re:been debunked by Raffaello · · Score: 1

      The right to bear arms must be understood in the context of the Constitution's prohibition of any Standing Army (a prohibition long ignored by the Supreme Court for reasons of "National Security," a phrase the Supreme Court uses when they want to ignore the Constitution).

      With no standing army, the states (and Federal government) had to rely on citizen armies in time or war. The founders provided for the right to bear arms largely because privately owned firearms were the armories of the states. In other words, the state governments did not have the money to purchase thousands of firearms needed for a citizen army, and it would have been pointless with no standing army to use them.

      Rather, it was considered prudent to allow citizens to own firearms (indeed, many jurisdictions *required* citizens to own a working firearm, and to assemble with the militia and drill with that weapon on a regular basis).

      In the modern era with a standing army numbering in the hundreds of thousands to millions (depending on circumstances), with said standing army armed with weapons that no citizen militia could possibly hope to match, the right to bear arms is quite simply, obsolete.

      Our right to bear arms will never protect us from a repressive military government, since we've already chosen to ignore the Constitution's ban against any Standing Army. The only protection we have against the full might of the US Armed Forces is the fact that these Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, and Marines are our sons, daughters, brothers, sisters, friends and neighbors, and would not wish to harm us. We certainly are not protected from the full might of the US Armed Forces by the fact that each of us can go out and buy as many long guns and as much rifle ammo as we want. No citizenry armed with small arms alone could ever hope to stand up to the full might of the US military.

      Anyone who believes that the right to keep and bear arms could possibly protect us from our own military is living in a Rambo fantasy world. In reality, citizens armed only with rifles would be more than decimated by a professional, fully trained Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marines, equiped with a full complement of hi tech weaponry and the awesome logistical support the the US Armed Forces go into battle with today.

      The right to keep and bear arms is obsolete. It serves today only to endanger our citizenry, as the hugely disproportionate rate of gun deaths in the US when compared with the rest of the world attests.

    17. Re:been debunked by dustinbarbour · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes.. trust the police to be to your house while an intruder is still inside. Are you crazy? Get rid of your gun and the criminal (who might have a gun and no fear of using it) has all of the advantages. Screw that. Give me a multi-shot shotgun any day! Just the sound of that shotgun cocking is enough to scare off most home invaders.

    18. Re:been debunked by mcmaddog · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Read "The Failed Experiment" by Gary A. Mauser. Studies have shown that while "gun violence" per capita may be reduced "violent crime" in Canada, England, and Australia have significantly risen since enacting strict handgun laws. "Laws that forbid the carrying of arms...disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes...Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man." -Thomas Jefferson, quoting Cesare Beccaria "Certainly one of the chief guarantees of freedom under any government, no matter how popular and respected, is the right of citizens to keep and bear arms. This is not to say that firearms should not be very carefully used, and that definite safety rules of precaution should not be taught and enforced. But the right of citizens to keep and bear arms is just one more guarantee against arbitrary government, one more safeguard against a tyranny which now appears remote in America, but which historically has proved to be always possible." - Democratic Senator Hubert Humphrey, February 1960 issue GUNS magazine.

    19. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would say the insurgents of Iraq and Afganistan are doing a damn good gob of standing up to the US Army so far.

    20. Re:been debunked by Planx_Constant · · Score: 1

      There may be other factors.
      It's a lot hotter in the U.S.

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    21. Re:been debunked by jeffkjo1 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Asnwer this then: 1/5th the gun deaths in Canada compared to the US. We watch your shows, we listen to your music, we buy the same cars, food, etc. Except we have very strict handgun laws, and you don't. We even have the same % of rifle ownership as the US per capita, its just the limited access to handguns and assualt-style semi-automatics that makes up the difference.

      Like someone else said, there are far less people in Canada. So lets compare the statistics on an even playing field. 1. In 2001, there were 842 gun deaths in Canada ( source.)
      2. In 2002, there were 10857 gun deaths in the United State. ( source.)
      3. The population of Canada in 2001 was 30,007,094. ( source.)
      4. The (estimated) population of the United States in 2004 is 293,027,571. (source.)

      I've done all the hard math, and this is what I came up with:
      The United States has 9.765 times the population of that of Canada. So, we multipy Canada's murder rate by that number, and we come up with 8222 gun deaths. Again, the US gun death rate is 10857. While the number is still about 2500 deaths lower for Canada, no statistic can take into account the fact that the US has far more urban areas with more people packed more tightly together than Canada. That is, to say, it's a lot easier to take 4 steps in the US and shoot someone than it is in Northern Alberta... your next door neighbor could be 4 miles away.

    22. Re:been debunked by Warshadow · · Score: 1

      Ha! I dunno having just moved from Western NY to Northern Louisiana I can say people down here are much more layed back than people up north! And it's pretty damned hot down here! During the summer it's 80F at midnight!

    23. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      guns dont kill people, wappers do!

    24. Re:been debunked by fuzdout · · Score: 3, Insightful

      >Been in the army. Enjoyed shooting, but if me giving up my right to own a weapon reduces the chances of people being shot in my country, I'd gladly give up that right.

      Actually the problem with "outlawing" guns is the same as England faces (they have that law): Only the bad guys have guns! Just like anything illegal, there are people who will find away to get a hold of it. Just like drugs. SURE they are illegal, doesn't mean there aren't anyone dealing and buying them. So the gang and the murder and rapists end up with guns and the upstanding citizen has fewer options of self-defense when the murder or rapist attacks..
      In parts of the mid-west and North Carolina it is common practice that most people have guns. You go to a bar and nobody dares try and hold the place up because you draw your weapon and about 50 other people around you draw there weapons and aim it at you. The crime rate is overall much lower than other parts of the country as most people are armed and willing to protect themselves or even stop another's crim with it.

      Also, if kids are taught to respect fire-arms and not play with them and the gun is not treated like a big deal kids won't play with them. My father had two hunting rifles in the closet for years and neither me nor my sister ever even tried to play with them. If we asked questions dad would show it to us but we never tried to shoot anyone with it and it was never any kind of big deal. Just another article in the closet (the gun didn't have locks either). Friend of mine, similar thing, grew up with guns, was taught respect and even how they work but never went crazy shooting his siblings or school.

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    25. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right, we should legalize crack cocaine, cocaine and crystal meth and end those undergound organized criminals and their associated crimes.

    26. Re:been debunked by Agent__Smith · · Score: 0

      The flaw with what you say is that you are assuming that if the citizenry looses the right to bear arms, that the criminals will abide by the same rules. They are criminals, and by diefintion will not respect the law, whatever it is. Therefore by passing restrictive gun laws, you are just restricting the right of Joe Citizen to defend himself and his family. Look at the places in the country with the highest homicide rates and the highest rates of rape and other violent crimes, and it is the same parts of the country with the most restrictive and prohibitive gun laws.

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    27. Re:been debunked by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      So would I but they have different objectives to anyone in the scenario painted by the grandparent poster. All the Iraqi insurgents need to do is keep the US bodycount ticking upwards and make it impossible for the US to effectively control areas of the country until the elections come around and they can take control of their country properly.

      Any situation which threw the US into some kind of Civil war or The People VS The Administration would no doubt recruit sufficient sections of the military to their cause anyway in which case general gun ownership would make no difference or fail to recruit enough support in which case owning guns would be essentially irrelevant anyway as you would never achieve anything than more then nuisance value.

    28. Re:been debunked by NumbThumb · · Score: 2, Funny

      There are lots and lots of nice little letterses... it *must* be Informative!

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    29. Re:been debunked by CmdrGravy · · Score: 2, Funny

      "The Failed Experiment" by Gary A. Mauser, is he related to those Mausers the famous gun manufacturers or is this just one of those weird coincidences ?

    30. Re:been debunked by ergo98 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      While the number is still about 2500 deaths lower for Canada, no statistic can take into account the fact that the US has far more urban areas with more people packed more tightly together than Canada.

      Errr, this is nonsensical. Per capita I'd wager that more Canadians live in urban areas than in the US.

      I wish the origin of this thread didn't start another bullshit Canada versus the US thread - As a Canadian I'm sick of hearing people beating their chest and bleating about how great Canada is, just as I'm sick of all the ridiculous FUD slams at Canada that follow. Anyone mentioning Canada in a thread about the US needs to be brutalized.

    31. Re:been debunked by Planx_Constant · · Score: 1

      Well, you also have population density to consider, which is another reason why Canada has less crime. Violence tends to increase with an increase in temperature, and crime tends to increase with an increase in population density.
      This holds true whether you are comparing states within the US with each other, or countries globally.

      The biggest factor in Louisiana, I think, is the philosophy of "Laissez les bon temps rouler" :)

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    32. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Compare the inner city gang / racial make up in the States with that of Canda. Is the 1/5 less gun deaths a direct result of strict hand gun laws or a side effect of sub zero climate?

    33. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      "its just the limited access to handguns and assualt-style semi-automatics that makes up the difference."

      Actually assault style weapons account for LESS THEN 2% of all firearm related crimes in the US and less then .8% of all homicides. Get your facts straight about firearms and dont listen to propaganda.

      "National statistics. Less than four percent of all homicides in the United States involve any type of rifle. No more than .8% of homicides are perpetrated with rifles using military calibers. (And not all rifles using such calibers are usually considered "assault weapons.") Overall, the number of persons killed with rifles of any type in 1990 was lower than the number in any year in the 1980s." - http://www.awbansunset.com/crime.html/

    34. Re:been debunked by servognome · · Score: 1

      Obviously it's because it's too damn cold to go outside and kill anybody. :)

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    35. Re:been debunked by Agripa · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We have a proportionally high number of murders using weapons other then firearms including knives and clubs. Unless the availablility of firearms can somehow explain violence using other weapons, it is not sufficient in itself.

    36. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Use friggen paragraphs man...

    37. Re:been debunked by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      awesome logistical support the the US Armed Forces go into battle with today.

      And who provides that logistical support?

      Civilians. The only reason that we can keep operating in Afganistan and Iraq is the constant flow of supplies into the countries from civilian factories and warehouses. Heck, we've had cases in the USA of civilians building tanks, civil war artillery, chain-guns, explosives, etc... All on their own.

      I agree, the fact that the military comes from all walks of life, and are patriots, prevents a hostile takeover. Today. Who knows about tommorrow? I'm more worried about the SWAT style police forces. They don't have the same rules as the military.

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    38. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is absolutely not true. The homicide rate in the United States has be falling steadily for the last several years, while the homicide rate for Canada has been increasing. John Lott has an article discussing the abysmal failure of Canada's gun control program here. Pete.

    39. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And who's going to defend us against the cops.

      The courts.

      But, if you want to test the water and shoot a cop, I can assure you that your time on this earth will mercifully, for the rest of us, be cut quite short.

    40. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey. here's something constructive. 1/5th the deaths in Canada - per capita. A very, very quick Google search would have told you that.

    41. Re:been debunked by schlyne · · Score: 1

      If you're curious, and feel that you can sit through another Michael Moore Movie, try watching Bowling for Columbine. He investigates gun violence in the US as opposed to Canada a bit.

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    42. Re:been debunked by Firethorn · · Score: 3, Insightful

      , as the hugely disproportionate rate of gun deaths in the US

      Compared to where? North Korea? The middle east? Large areas of Africa?

      And why single out gun deaths? Even though guns are popular suicide devices in the States, Japan manages to have a much higher suicide rate. Do you think that somebody being killed with a gun is worse than somebody being killed by a knife or a club, or poison, or a car for that matter?

      We were so pastoral before firearms were developed, weren't we?

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    43. Re:been debunked by rlp · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes, that certainly explains the low crime rate in Switzerland where every male between 20 and 55 (as a member of the Swiss Army) is required to keep an assault weapon and a case of ammo at home.

      It also explains Britain, which recently instituted draconian gun control laws, only to watch the crime rate rise dramatically. Curiously, British criminals seem to have no problem with violating gun laws.

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    44. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What?
      Violent crime takes place in the streets, or robbery in shops. Carrying a handgun in the street, or having gun-armed security guards, has never been legal in the UK.

    45. Re:been debunked by murdocj · · Score: 1
      I recently had a cop DRAW HIS PISTOL ON ME because I didn't want to listen to his lecture about why he was blocking the road, and instead decided to turn my car around

      You were lucky. Where I am (New Hampshire) some cops opened fire on a woman who they had stopped when she started driving again. They say she was driving at them to run them down, she claims she was leaving. Probably same sort of thing... cop talking to you, you fire up car, cop gets pissed / nervous. When cop talks, good idea to listen.

    46. Re:been debunked by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 1

      Most all semi-automatic assault weapons and even some non-assault weapons were banned in 1994. The ban expires tomorrow.

    47. Re:been debunked by number11 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      who's going to defend us against the cops. I recently had a cop DRAW HIS PISTOL ON ME because I didn't want to listen to his lecture about why he was blocking the road, and instead decided to turn my car around

      And just how did your gun ownership protect you? Did you then draw your weapon on the cop? Were you successful in neutralizing his threat?

      Or are you saying you retreated and will deal with the situation from ambush next time? Because it's obvious that whoever draws first has the upper hand.

    48. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Canada has a demographic (and size) that's more similiar to Utah.

      Comparing Canada to the US is comparing apples to oranges.

      Get over the jealousy, canuck.

    49. Re:been debunked by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      Well, If canada has 1/5th the gun deaths compared to the US and 1/10th the population, this means that you have twice the gun deaths per capita compared to the US. So, its not Canadas laws that cause fewer deaths, its that you have fewer people.

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    50. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "semi-automatic assault weapons" is an oxymoron.
      Assault weapons are select fire. The press has screwed up the definition so bad that they define anything semi-auto to be an assault weapon. Totally bogus. Full auto and select fire weapons have been generally illegal since the 1930s iirc, so the whole idea of the assauly weapons band expiring is bunk. The law that is expiring doesn't outlaw assault weapons, it outlaws "assault style" weapons. In other words, it outlaws guns that look scary. Pretty damn stupid way of legislating if you ask me.

    51. Re:been debunked by KevinKnSC · · Score: 1
      Do you still want to make knives illegal? What about clubs and other blunt objects? What about muscles.

      What about a board with a nail in the end of it?

    52. Re:been debunked by yodaj007 · · Score: 1

      Dude - Learning why others use paragraphs would be an excellent career-enhancing activity.

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    53. Re:been debunked by ccarnow · · Score: 1

      Whether Canada's lower rate of gun deaths is due to Canada's greater restrictions on handgun is an interesting question but I don't know if it is particularly relevant to the poster's question. The poster asked what was the best way to defend his mother (though admittedly he did say let's not try to hurt anybody) and his home from danger. On the assumption that he lives in the United States, with many criminals being armed as well as law-abiding citizens, with human nature being that a smart person is going to do the things with least cost in order to accomplish your objective-the argument is the poster should learn to use a weapon and make it clear that the home is armed in order to deter any crime-or prevent it from happening if his house is breaking into. If he were to live in Canada and perhaps the risk of getting caught for owning a hand gun was excessive and of course it's not a good idea to break the law and assuming criminals don't arm themselves (I don't know if this is true) a different option would be in order. If the US were able to lower the rate of gun ownership to Canada's tommorow maybe the answer would be different. But the poster asked how to defend his family and not how we could decrease the amount of crime- so though the posting is interesting I don't know if it is a response to previous posters debunking the idea that gun ownership would harm his family.

    54. Re:been debunked by Kernel+Kurtz · · Score: 1

      If you look at crime stats in the border states (ie compare Montana to Alberta, BC to Washington state, Saskatchewan to North Dakota and Manitoba to Minnesota) you will find not much difference in the rates of violent crime. In some cases it will be higher on the Canadian side.

      US gun crime stats are very heavily skewed by huge crime rates in a handful of large metropolises like New York, Detroit, LA, etc. These huge cities also tend to have the most restrictive gun laws in the US, so I think your reasoning is questionable at best

    55. Re:been debunked by mikael · · Score: 1

      And banning guns doesn't stop people from killing each other either. They use knives instead.

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    56. Re:been debunked by 3arwax · · Score: 2, Funny

      I heard a story about a guy in Idaho who called the police to report that someone was outside tryig to break into his house. The police said they would send someone over. 5 minutes later noone had arrived so he called again. 5 minutes later still noone had arrived and so he called and told the police that he had shot the intruder and several cars were there almost immediately and arrested the burglar.

    57. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess there is a compton canada?

      HMMM I think not.

    58. Re:been debunked by renehollan · · Score: 1
      1/5th the deaths for 1/10th the population.

      Sounds like Canada has a criminal problem twice as bad as the U.S. That's what happens when you disarm law-abiding people.

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    59. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Errr, this is nonsensical. Per capita I'd wager that more Canadians live in urban areas than in the US.

      The OP was being polite for the politically correct culture of slashdot. What he meant to say is the substantial number of negroes who live in all the cities in the US commit a disproportionate number of crimes.

    60. Re:been debunked by C10H14N2 · · Score: 4, Informative

      North Carolina's violent crime rate in 2002 was 470.2 incidents per 100k of population. The national average in 2002 was 494.6. That's not a whopping difference. Tennessee, a reasonably well-armed state, had a rate of 716.9, 44% higher than average. South Carolina 822, 66% higher.

      New York has fairly strict gun-control laws and had a violent crime rate of 496/100k--0.2% higher than the national average and only 5% higher than North Carolina. Crime tends to be higher in metropolitan areas, so if gun-totin' is a way to lower crime, you'd expect the non-gun-totin' New Yorkers to be much worse off. Hawaii also has strict gun control laws and had a rate of 262/100k--45% less than South Carolina.

      http://www.fbi.gov/ucr

      Just saying "more guns, less crime" doesn't look at the causes of the crime. DC and Maryland have quite strict laws and some of the highest rates of crime, but anyone who actually lives here knows that the violent crime is localized and highly related to poverty--and the statistics generally show that more violent crime victims know each other than not and most are perpetrated by 16-24yo males. It makes thus makes far more sense to say "less poor 16-24yo males, less crime," which should explain why Louisiana, with a lot of guns and a lot of poor 16-24yo males, has a violent crime rate of 662.3--33% higher than New York compared to North Dakota, which has a lot of guns but comparatively little economic inequality and an aging population, rings in at 78--84% LESS than the average. It's not that people are afraid to commit crime in places like North Dakota, it's that they see no reason to in the first place.

    61. Re:been debunked by renehollan · · Score: 1
      And canada hasn't the death penalty.

      Yeah, so the punk can kill your kids AND get fed by your tax dollar!

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    62. Re:been debunked by slntnsnty · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."

      -Ben Franklin

    63. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is due to the fact Canada is a bunch of pussies.

    64. Re:been debunked by really? · · Score: 1

      Err ... and when was the last time that a robber had to flash his "concealed carry permit" before being able to bust a cap in some poor schmuk's ass?

      It's just as easy to get a handgun in the Vancouver/Toronto as is to get one in New York/Chicago. Hell, it would take me less than a evening to get my hands on a handgun in Tokyo, for that matter. The difference is cultural.

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      "Consistency is contrary to nature, contrary to life. The only completely consistent people are the dead." A. Huxley
    65. Re:been debunked by swv3752 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      It costs more to proceed with capital punishment then to give life without parole. Also, if you shoot and wound the punk, he can sue you for everythhing you own.

      So the moral is shoot to kill. You will save tax payers money and not have to suffer a civil lawsuit from some punk that trespassed and attacked your family.

      --
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    66. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a difference between a diatribe and an investigation. The movie is full of inaccuracies, half-truths and outright lies.

      If you want to make a case against gun ownership, use facts.

      More to the point, I've never threatened anyone or harmed anyone with any of my guns. What justifies taking them away from me? Do you have some edict from God that allows you to violate my rights for no cause?

    67. Re:been debunked by Mr.+Troll · · Score: 1

      You think so? How often are the news reports something like "1 american and 12 insurgents were killed when....". Hell, 12 is lowballing it too...

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    68. Re:been debunked by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 1

      1/5th the gun deaths in Canada compared to the US.

      Like that's supposed to make up for imposing Alanis Morisette on an unarmed populace.

      --

      I am Sartre of the Borg. Existence is futile.
    69. Re:been debunked by BasilBrush · · Score: 2, Interesting
      More NRA FUD? The crime rate in Britain has been dropping off, or at least levelling out for the first time in years. It's likely to be coincidental with the toughening up of the gun laws, rather than bring caused by it. But it does show yet again how the gun lobby make "facts" up to try and show what a wonderful thing gun ownership is.

      Try searching the BBC for "crime rate". There's far more about crime reductions than increase in crime.
      http://newssearch.bbc.co.uk/cgi-bin/search/results .pl?scope=newsukfs&q=crime+rate&go.x=&go=go&start= 2&go.y=&tab=news
      Here's at typical one
      http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/3808323.stm

    70. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, really. Read that um, what do ya call, constitution thing again, check up old tax laws... someone fill me in, when did it actually become unlawful?

    71. Re:been debunked by corellen · · Score: 1

      Sadly in this day and age the punk's family will sue you for wrongeful death. dammed if ya do dammed if ya don't

    72. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      The best thing about saying something is that it can be as full of shit as you want. This is obviously something you already understand, however.

    73. Re:been debunked by SnapShot · · Score: 1, Funny

      Stop it. You are injecting a note of reality into his John Wayne / Charles Bronson worldview. He is going to start crying because you're being mean.

      --
      Waltz, nymph, for quick jigs vex Bud.
    74. Re:been debunked by uberdave · · Score: 1

      They also have not felt the full force of the US armed forces. The US has been fighting in a very restrained manner, almost tippie-toeing through those countries.

    75. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Talk about fun with statistics. The disputed notion that violence in the UK, Australia, Canada "has risen significantly" since enacting stricter laws, even if it's true *and* even if there's a correlation between the stats and the laws, means what? The number of annual gun homicides in those countries could rise %10,000, and still not match the amount of dead in the US.

      If you really want to reduce overall crime, try having a halfway decent educational system. That way the kids don't grow up to get their doctorates in the prison system.

      And if you really want to preserve freedom and prevent arbitrary government, preserve free speech. Citizens with guns have absolutely no chance against the arms and tech the police and the army now have, anyway. All that can really go up against institutions is solidarity and truth.

    76. Re:been debunked by Warshadow · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'll agree with populations density, but I'll disagree on less crime in Canada. Perhaps straight up numbers because Canada has sush a smaller population, but I'll imagine per capita crime in general is probably about even.

      I really see no real evidence about the violence and temperature link. In my personal experience of traveling throughout the US I'd have to say the warmer it gets the nicer folks are.

      See Louisiana is an interesting place. Originally settled by... yep Canadians and these descendants of canucks love their guns!

      But now we're on the issue of violence and crime in general and not the original topic of guns.

      It's a truth when people say, "guns don't kill people, people kill people." Does the gun make it easier? Absolutely, but if someone wants to kill another person they're going to do it whether or not they have a gun.

      Guns were invented for one reason and one reason only: To kill people, but as time has gone by they've been used for other more useful things (hunting game for food) and now more recreational things (target shooting, hunting, etc..). They're still used to kill people of course, but taking the guns out of the hands of the people who are using them in a responsible way does absolutely NOTHING to solve the problem with gun related crime.

      Think about it; if you were a criminal and going to lets say murder someone.

      Would you: A. Go to the store and buy a gun that perhaps can be traced to you.
      Or
      B. Buy or steal a weapon that's not going to be tracable to you?

      Oh sure there are those who have even less brain cells than your average thug and would buy one through legitimate means to commit the crime, but I'd say there's not too many of those types when compared to the whole.

    77. Re:been debunked by Warshadow · · Score: 1

      Well that still proves my point. I asked that question before I had finished forming my statements in my head and never removed it. I did a bit of googling, but I didn't look for that as either way my statement is valid.

    78. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look at the evidence, it's those fucking southerners who cause crime! As a northerner sometimes I wish the Confederacy has succeeded (in seceeding). I'd be sitting here laughing at those ignorant southerners with their ignorant President Bush.

      Of course, on the down side, we'd (the North) would be outsourcing all of our jobs to THAT third-world country...

    79. Re:been debunked by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      - As a Canadian... Anyone mentioning Canada in a thread about the US needs to be brutalized.

      And Canadians claim Americans are too violent! ;)

      (Yes, that was a joke)

    80. Re:been debunked by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 2, Informative
      Most all semi-automatic assault weapons and even some non-assault weapons were banned in 1994.
      First we need to get some terms straight. "Assault weapon" basically means "ugly semiautomatic rifle"; it is not a meaningful term of art. "Assault rifle" means a rifle of medium power capable of automatic fire, usually can selected for semiautomatic or automatic operation; classic examples are the AK-47, M-16, and the M4 Carbine.

      (They are distinct from submachine guns such as the Uzi or MAC-10, which use much lower powered pistol ammunition.)

      Assault rifles have been, and still are, heavily regulated.

      Certain ugly guns were banned in 1994 - guns with certain cosmetic features like bayonett lugs or folding stocks. Other semiautomatic rifles with the exact same mechanism remained legal.

      A very small percentage of crimes were ever committed with semiautomatic rifles. But posing with ugly guns that were "taken off the streets" was an excellent political photo op.

      The "assault weapon" ban was a bad law, and deserves to be left to die.

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    81. Re:been debunked by rlp · · Score: 1

      BBC - right. You mean BBC articles like this.

      BTW - before you call 'NRA FUD' - I'm not an NRA member and I don't own a gun.

      --
      [Insert pithy quote here]
    82. Re:been debunked by Money+for+Nothin' · · Score: 1

      *claps*

      That's one of the reasons why my dad prefers a shotgun for home-defense -- the mere sound of a pump shotgun being pumped would be damn heart-stopping to somebody who knows they're intended to be on the wrong end.

      Also nice is that a shotgun's spray is unlikely to go through the invader (and thus possibly risk going through walls, etc. into unintended targets), unlike, say, a .45 or a shotgun's deer slug...

    83. Re:been debunked by mooingyak · · Score: 1

      US gun crime stats are very heavily skewed by huge crime rates in a handful of large metropolises like New York, Detroit, LA, etc. These huge cities also tend to have the most restrictive gun laws in the US, so I think your reasoning is questionable at best

      The only problem with your statement is that NYC has one of the lowest crime rates of urban areas. So do guns laws work? Do gun laws not work? Or is some other factor more overriding?

      --
      William of Ockham had no beard. The most likely explanation is that it was chewed off by squirrels every morning.
    84. Re:been debunked by tchdab1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >And why single out gun deaths?

      Because we're discussing the disadvantages of keeping guns around, not the disadvantages of dying. Please pay attention and stay on topic.

    85. Re:been debunked by Holdstrong · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      ---- Based on his extensive independent survey research, Kleck estimates that each year Americans use guns for protection from criminals more than 2.5 million times annually ----


      I mean, ugh. Stop and think about that. That is roughly one person per 100 (.82 per 100 according to last census - 2.5 million out of 290 million).

      The town I grew up in has about 20,000 people in it. That means statistically there should have been about 164 cases of defensive uses of a gun last year.

      It's a small town, and I can guarantee you that if there was a single instance of someone chasing away an intruder with a gun, I would have heard about it. Let alone almost 200.

      So where are all of these gun defense scenarios taking place? Why do I not know any of the people involved in them ... I mean statistically, over the course of my 30 years, it would almost seem a certainty that I would know someone closely who shot away an intruder.

      Again... where the hell do you people live?

      That number is just silly to point of absurdity. Do the math for where you live now and see if it makes sense to you.

      And besides all of that, what is very important to remember about a number like that, as ridiculous a number as it is anyway, is that it doesn't include whether or not the gun was "necessary" for the defense. That is a key point of any argument and an essential point if you are to convince me that you "need" your gun to protect yourself. I wonder how many times some scared strung out kid slipped a window looking for a VCR, and upon any movement or sound in the house he bolted.... and oh the owner happened to have a gun.
    86. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And they should have to take law classes, too . . .

    87. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bah! Why should US citizens care what people think from some backwoods almost-country. Shouldn't you be tending your own patch of tundra right about now?

    88. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you know that Canada has about 1/30th of the US's population? Then having 1/5th of our gun deaths means you have SIX TIMES the amount of gun violence.

    89. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      In regards to Australia, those gun-laws were brought in after a schizophrenic who had not been taking his medication went to the Port Arthur historical site 1996 and opened fire with an automatic weapon.

      He killed 35 people and injured 22 with only 64 rounds. It was because of this single event that Australian gun owners were forced to hand in their automatic and semi-automatic weapons... most of which were kept by farmers for hunting pest animals.

      Doesn't really seem right, does it?

    90. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      godfuckingdammit... just once, just fucking once, watch the damn movie before you comment on it. if you had, you'd know it WAS NOT AN ANTI-GUN MOVIE!

    91. Re:been debunked by DrMaurer · · Score: 1

      Where are your alternate statistics, sir?

      Mr. Moore is (err, was, I don't know at this point), a gun owner, an NRA member.

      I think Mr. Moore had more of a point\question on "What's wrong with us and why are we killing each other?" rather than "Let's ban guns, that'll solve everything."

      My opinion. I don't own a gun, but if you think you should have one, go ahead. Guns for people who want guns; no guns for people who don't want guns. _Freedom_ is the key there.

      --
      Dan
    92. Re:been debunked by TedCheshireAcad · · Score: 2, Funny

      Too dangerous. Some day, we will create a board with a nail so big, it will destoy us all.

      And all you hippies thought it would be nuclear weapons...

    93. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How does that prove your point? 1/5th the deaths per capita means approximately 1/50th the deaths in total according to your own calculations. And population densities are even more pronounced in Canada's major cities, as their population bunches up more than ours does in comparison to their total population and land mass.

      This isn't the Florida polls. Recounting the numbers doesn't change the outcome. Canada is at least 5 times safer than the US when it comes to gun violence. Possibly moreso when you take into account the geographic distribution of their population.

    94. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They thought that in Australia, too. My friends there don't have guns, but the criminals that steal from them do.

    95. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Talking crap are we?

      Port Arthur caused laws to be more strict and semi-automatic hand guns were banned, but Automatic weapons were already illegal and even semi-automatic weapons were hard to get and heavily monitored unlike the US...

    96. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If you don't want to own a handgun that's your choice and more power to you, but if I choose to own one and handle is properly and safely then you should have no worries about it at all.

      It all boils down to as has been said before: Gun's are the problem, people are the problem.


      I work techsupport, and I have to ask you...

      Do you really trust the person who can't figure out how to turn on a functioning computer with only one button (Which is labelled "Power") to have the ability to handle a gun safely? Education is all well and good, but some people you just can't help.
    97. Re:been debunked by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      Lot's of things seem common sense that are really just common myth.
      As a general trend gun ownership in the US has largely been increasing per capita, yet per gun deaths (ignoring justifiable shooting IIRC) has been going down.
      The general rule is always be warry of 'what every one knows' and 'common wisdom'. A good percentage of the time it's just b.s. or an urban legend or simular.

      Mycroft

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    98. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >My opinion. I don't own a gun, but if you think you should have one, go ahead. Guns for people who want guns; no guns for people who don't want guns. _Freedom_ is the key there.

      I'd still feel unsecure if anyone around me could have guns (not taking into account if I have a gun or not, it is beside the point).

      This is not a question of choice, it's a question of feeling safe. Everyone having guns is NOT a feeling of security (It's the same thing as those nations wanting nuclear weapons. Do you feel safe with the amount of nuclear weapons on the planet? Now scale that down a bit (to a gun) and replace "nations" with "citizens").

      Pro-gun people keep saying "freedom" and "security", but that's not the debate at all. You people are the only place on the planet where citizens are allowed to have guns. That's what scary.

    99. Re:been debunked by shobadobs · · Score: 1

      However, the Bushes come from New England.

    100. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go watch Bowling for Columbine and there are quite a few hard facts from that movie regarding Gun death in Canada and the US.

    101. Re:been debunked by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      The Militia was only part of the founding fathers reasoning. Hunting was another. And the militia was intended to help protect us against ANY army (including a federal one if need be, remember these guys just staged a rebellion), self defence, and others. Also it isn't a right limited to handguns, shotguns and some rifles, but to all individual arms. "every sword of the soldier, however terrible" is what the author of the second answered when he was asked what 'arms' meant.
      And the theory that small arms are useless against a modern army, even the US armed forces, is bunk.
      In WWII we drop loads of cheap .45's for the french resistance that made a zip gun look like a match grade pistol. It was fire once, then break open, use a wooden rod to eject the casing, put in new round, close, re-use. Civil war muzzle loaders were as fast. And the accuracy was so bad your best bet was to make shure you were within 5 feet (1.5 meters) before use.
      The point was to load this gun in private and hide it on yourself. Then approach a lone german soldier at night on some pretext and shoot him at point blank range. Then steal his weapon and pass the .45 off to a friend to do the same.
      And this is just one tactic to use. Want more? just look at any geurilla action against a modern army. Some of these tactics are even being used against the US army in Afgahnistan and Iraq.

      Mycroft

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    102. Re:been debunked by Galileo430 · · Score: 1

      Note To Self:

      Swiss robbery spree = Bad idea.

    103. Re:been debunked by c0bw3b · · Score: 1

      So clearly we should institute mandatory army training for all able bodied men in this country then? I'm certainly not okay with everyone having assault rifles without that training.

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    104. Re:been debunked by itallushrt · · Score: 1

      The problem you run into with the misuse of guns or accidents is caused by people not being educated about guns. Based on my experience people who are brought up around firearms and know what they can and can't do are more likely to have a healthy respect for them than those who don't (not that there aren't exceptions).

      No doubt about it...I know exactly what I'm doing when I start shooting at you - friends, family, and colleagues alike. =)

    105. Re:been debunked by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      Actually it is leagle to own many fully automatic rifles and guns, it's just that you have to fill out reams of paperwork and background checks and that sort of crap then pay some huge fee for the liscense.
      To actually make them illeagle would be a violation of the constitution and in the 30's the Supreme court might even have followed the constitution.

      Mycroft

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    106. Re:been debunked by operagost · · Score: 1
      You go ahead and give up your rights. I'm keeping MINE.

      What's ridiculous is that you were in the army. YOU ARE A WELL TRAINED MAN! And as for being "monitored" - I'll gladly oblige. You don't have a gun, but how about I put a keylogger on your computer? After all, those can be used to commit crimes and I've seen you on that "hacker" web site slashdot.org. You shouldn't mind, as long as you don't have anything to hide.

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    107. Re:been debunked by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      I've noticed that most people here seem fixated on guns, when they hear the word 'arms'. Everything is a weapon (wether offensive or defensive), and can be used in the cause of defeating one's opponent.

      When facing a superior force, you take advantage of your ability to be covert in order chip away at your opponent with the tools at your disposal, causing them to be demoralized if not totally decimated (explosives are rather simple to create, after all).

      If, in the case of a civil war, you face your own countrymen, you also try to win more of them over to your cause by making them see that they are threatned by the same force which you face.

      Not all conflict is between armies trading shot for shot. Ideally, you should force them to fight on your terms instead of fighting on theirs. To paraphraze Sun-tzu, the enemy can not be strong everywhere.

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    108. Re:been debunked by operagost · · Score: 1
      New York is strict, but it does have a concealed carry law, so the fact that the vioelnt crime rate is similar to NC's is not surprising to me.

      I note that you left out Vermont, which allows anyone to carry concealed WITHOUT A PERMIT and its crime rate is the lowest in the nation.

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    109. Re:been debunked by zurtle · · Score: 1

      Throwing statistics at people is all very well, but the Canadians may also have higher rates in some areas because
      a) there is better reporting of crimes
      b) their police force is better (go the mounties!)
      c) there is no third thing.

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    110. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      During the Vietnam War, didn't one million Vietnamese die for the 50 thousand Americans? If so, that puts it at 20 to 1.

      In the case of Gulf War 2, the numbers we hear often don't include American civilians who die. They also often don't include the injured (of either Americans or Iraqis). The media hasn't been too quick to report on the number of living soldiers who don't come back in one piece.

      In any case, war is nasty and the results can hardly be measured in numbers alone.

    111. Re:been debunked by Digicaf · · Score: 1

      DO NOT point a firearm at someone unless you are being threatend and intend to shoot that person if matters escalate.

      I'd take that one step further. DO NOT point a firearm at someone unless it has already escalated and you have every intention of shooting. The old rule still applies, "don't point a gun at anything you're not willing to destroy immediately and irrevocably". I'm sorry, but if someone points a firearm at me, then my life is in danger, and I will not stop shooting until the threat is gone.

      I should also point out that if this means that I'll get shot by the first thief with a gun, then I'm willing to get shot. I'd be willing to bet my life that the crime rate would drop significantly if everyone would take a similar view.

    112. Re:been debunked by Chris+Carollo · · Score: 1
      I know a handful of people that are alive today because they had their pistol with them and ended up in a situation they didn't start nor want to be in.
      And I know not a single person that can be said for. I know one person who might be dead if they had a gun and a scary situation escalated, and another who was almost killed when a gun he was looking at accidentally discharged.

      Point being, personal experience might not be the best thing to base this kind of stuff on.
    113. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you were really a Cannuck your post would have looked like this:

      Errr, this is nonsensical, eh. Per capita I'd wager that more Canadians live in urban areas than in the US, eh.

      I wish the origin of this thread didn't start another bullshit Canada versus the US thread - As a Canadian I'm sick of hearing people beating their chest and bleating about how great Canada is, just as I'm sick of all the ridiculous FUD slams at Canada that follow, eh. Anyone mentioning Canada in a thread aboot the US needs to be brutalized, eh.

    114. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Punchline:
      "I thought you said you shot and killed him!"
      "And I thought the dispatchers said there were no cops available..."

    115. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (It's the same thing as those nations wanting nuclear weapons. Do you feel safe with the amount of nuclear weapons on the planet?

      You'd feel safer if everyone BUT the US had nukes??

    116. Re:been debunked by GimmeFuel · · Score: 1
      NY has may-issue concealed carry. The issuing authority can deny your application for any reason they choose. This is far different from shall-issue, where your application must be approved as long as you meet all the requirements.

      Alaska, BTW, has Vermont-style (aka right-to-carry) laws too.

    117. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, the YANKEE IMPERIALIST BASTARDS are the "Axis of Evil" all by themselves.

    118. Re:been debunked by node159 · · Score: 1

      How about umm... lets see... the rest of the world?!

      Ohh yeah and whats that saying? "Guns don't kill people, people kill _OTHER_ people", missing something?

      Maybe its just the USA, maybe they should be removed form the world for being a threat to world security... or not...

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    119. Re:been debunked by node159 · · Score: 1

      Have you ever been there/meet them? Be afraid, be very afraid.

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    120. Re:been debunked by dargon · · Score: 1

      > Also it isn't a right limited to handguns,
      > shotguns and some rifles, but to all
      > individual arms. "every sword of the soldier,
      > however terrible" is what the author of the
      > second answered when he was asked what 'arms'
      > meant.

      Hmm, I'm just waiting for some well meaning US citizen to get his own nuke and then use the amendment in court to defend his right to possess such a device ;)

    121. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Everyone having guns is NOT a feeling of security" Why not? Check this out. Citizens carrying guns could have saved a lot of lives at that massacre. In fact, this incident helped Texas pass a law allowing law-abiding citizens to carry concealed weapons. "You people are the only place on the planet where citizens are allowed to have guns." Wrong. Many countries, such as Israel and Italy, allow citizens to own and carry concealed weapons.

    122. Re:been debunked by BasharTeg · · Score: 1


      I mean, ugh. Stop and think about that. That is roughly one person per 100 (.82 per 100 according to last census - 2.5 million out of 290 million).

      The town I grew up in has about 20,000 people in it. That means statistically there should have been about 164 cases of defensive uses of a gun last year.

      It's a small town, and I can guarantee you that if there was a single instance of someone chasing away an intruder with a gun, I would have heard about it. Let alone almost 200.

      So where are all of these gun defense scenarios taking place?


      You're not too bright are you? Rather than dividing up his numbers into your city's population, why not instead take some useful statistics like the number of break-ins in your city and number of gun owners, compared to other cities, and that will tell you your appropriate ratio of gun owners chasing away criminals.

      Or you could just buy a clue and figure out that just because southern california had X number of rapes and murders last year doesn't mean that in my sleepy little town (in socal) there were any. Perhaps maybe they were mostly in Los Angeles and San Diego?! I doubt the amish had their fair share of the number of people chasing away intruders with guns too. According to your logic, if your city hasn't gotten it's fair share of intruders, if instead there were 0, then by your presumed direct link to the proof or disproof of the statistic, there were NONE. Good to know the US is so safe then.

      HELLO? ANYBODY HOME? THINK MCFLY! THINK!

      What's really funny to me is not only that you apply this stupid method of "disproof" to your own city, but you tell people:

      "Do the math for where you live now and see if it makes sense to you."

      There are on average 816 tornado deaths per year in the US. As there are 290,809,777 people in the US, and 35,484,453 of them live in California, we have 12.2% of the national population so clearly we should have had about 100 of those tornado deaths here. The fact that we clearly haven't had that many of those deaths clearly shows that the tornado death number is just silly to the point of absurdity.

    123. Re:been debunked by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 1

      Suicide vs homicide. 'nuff said

    124. Re:been debunked by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 2, Funny

      Gun's aren't the problem, people are the problem.
      So by eliminating people, guns are actualyl helping SOLVE the problem then!

    125. Re:been debunked by Blastrogath · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You can't put the genie back in the bottle, no matter how hard you wish to. Guns exist and are common throughout the world. Do you think that the government can stop gun running any easyer than drug smuggling?

      All that a ban on guns will do is take the guns from law abiding people. Criminals will still have them, and the near assurance that their potential victims are unarmed.

      --
      "The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men." -Plato
    126. Re:been debunked by Blastrogath · · Score: 1

      An armed populace keeps the government civil.

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    127. Re:been debunked by Blastrogath · · Score: 1

      >>And why single out gun deaths?

      >Because we're discussing the disadvantages of keeping guns around, not the disadvantages of dying. Please pay attention and stay on topic.

      How is it an advantage to be stabbed to death instead of shot to death?

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    128. Re:been debunked by Fallen_Knight · · Score: 1

      doesnt' make serse to do that, as you can not stop the bad guys from getting guys or even make it that much harder.

      if we could get rid of all guns so no criminal could get one fine.

    129. Re:been debunked by Fallen_Knight · · Score: 1

      very true, if booze and drugs are treated the same way they aren't abused.

      i always could get a drink from my parents, hell my dad encourged me to drink beer and wine, but i'm 20 and i only drink ever 2nd week or so.

    130. Re:been debunked by Fallen_Knight · · Score: 1

      i never thaught of that as a reason before, but it makes total sense,

      here in BC pot use is pretty much over looked, dealers abounds, i have friends who deal, they dont' carry guns, dont' need to, no turf wars or anything.

      another reason to stop the stupid war on drugs. hopefully here in cananda the store downtown (openly selling pot for 4 months untill getting busted, and then selling the next day) haveing forced the issuse will get it legal.

    131. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'the more easiy available a firearm is the more likely it is to getinto the wrong hands'

      WTF! and as per that line of reasoning making drugs illegal is somehow reducing thier availabilty ot the profitability of trafficking?

      PLEASE! Guns exist! would that you could magically uninvent them, but since thats not an option, recognize that the more tightly restricted thier distribution is the more profitable it wil be to circumvent the distribution and sell them to criminals. Who, by the way are already not following the more than 1300 laws in place to restrict thier distribution and availability. More and stricter laws will not imcrease civil compliance, and as shown by the decades long and wholly unsuccessful war on drugs, tighter enforcement of those laws has only effected to make thier production and distribution profitable for the enemies of freedom.

      I submit that the most effective control of guns is the unfettered distribution and ready availablity... the rate of violent crime will fall drastically if every potential victim has a high likelyhood of being armed, trained, and prepared.

      I know from personal experience what the outcome will be if the survival of my family is reliant upon a civil servant to respond and commute to the scene of the crime.

      When the probem is HERE and NOW, the "we'll have someone there in a moment" response is a death sentence.

    132. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, lets let the government have all the arms. I mean we can trust them with everything right? I mean they would never try to force us to do anything. ...or would they?

    133. Re:been debunked by Guy+Harris · · Score: 1
      Did you know that Canada has about 1/30th of the US's population?

      Does the CIA know that? Apparently not, as they seem to think it's more like 1/9th (293,027,571 for the US, 32,507,874 for Canada).

    134. Re:been debunked by mattypants · · Score: 1

      Dogs don't kill people, Wabbits do!

    135. Re:been debunked by Warshadow · · Score: 1

      You are correct. If the number is indeed per capita; which after poking around a bit it seems it is.

      Hrm, I like how you add in there "when it comes to gun violence." And it seems you're absolutely right about gun violence. The criminals supposedly have less guns now, so they're using other means. Do gun laws stop gun related crime? Yes, to some extent. Do gun laws stop the same crimes from being commited without a gun? Nope.

      I'm still of the belief that educating a population about something is better route to reducing things like accidental gun deaths (which is all gun control affects for the most part) than telling them, "You're too stupid to know whats good for you!" Perhaps the general populace is too ignorant to own a gun, but thats because we don't bother educating our population.

      As for Florida polls. If you dig you'll find that the recounts indeed showed Gore winning, but Bush had the recounts stopped by the surpeme court before they were finally done. So when it comes down to it sure the votes said Gore won, but Bush showed some tenacity and ended up with the presidency.

      And no I didn't vote for Gore, but I'm not voting for Bush again either. I do wish there were a better alternative than Kerry though.

    136. Re:been debunked by ZurichPrague · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You're cherry picking. I live in Zurich, Switzerland, and when I mention that firearm proponents in the U.S. use Switzerland to promote gun usage, they always laugh. Those assault weapons are under lock and key, as well as the ammo. You might say they could still be used in defence, but since they're property of the army that would have serious consequences for the gun owner. The result is that the guns are NEVER used for defense. Further, the rest of continental Europe also has low crime rates and very strong gun-control laws. Why does Europe have such a low crime rate compared to America? It's an enormous question, but I think it has more to do with the distriution of wealth. Europe is much more socialistic than the states. There's almost no homelessness in Europe, and the poorest people here still have dignity and a chance to succeed. Universities are free, as is health care. Look deeper into the issues. You're smart enough, and the issues are complex enough to deserve it.

    137. Re:been debunked by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 0, Troll

      I sure as hell do.

      In fact, I'd prefer cops to be actually SHOT with guns carried by civilians.

      Shot and KILLED, in fact.

      TODAY, if possible.

      Worldwide, also.

      Was I clear? Did I make my point?

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    138. Re:been debunked by jlehtira · · Score: 1

      Mr. Jefferson was wrong. Such laws make things better for the assaulted if the assailant doesn't want to kill. Mr. Beccaria might have been right, although I see that as a big threat only in huge countries.



      Sadly what really would be good (no guns) wouldn't work in modern-day usa as it works in Europe. It's difficult to see any way to increase safety as usa is so deep into violence. A bit like insurgencies; common western laws just can't work if society is sufficiently fucked up. Laws work when people want to have them; gun control works when citizens are motivated about the subject.



      Ultimately the answers lie in the reasons for crime. Crime doesn't really exist "because I can", but for many other reasons.

    139. Re:been debunked by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1, Interesting

      "No citizenry armed with small arms alone could ever hope to stand up to the full might of the US military."

      Absolute nonsense.

      No standing military can or ever has stood up to the might of a fully armed and resistant population.

      And the US military is no exception.

      Your tanks and jets mean nothing if your drivers and gunners and pilots are shot on the way to their vehicles.

      Not to mention their commanders.

      One percent of the population of this country, armed with pistols and long arms, would quickly possess any number of antitank weapons, explosives, Humvees, anything they can operate without advanced training (and some things that they have actually had advanced training in - since there are lot of EX-military around), that USED to belong to some moron in the military.

      The US military is GETTING ITS ASS KICKED in Iraq - and is heading for a full-out military defeat in that country. Only the restraint of Ayatollah Sistani and several of the larger tribal heads has prevented it from occurring thus far - for reasons of their own. Screw up those elections in January and see what happens. I predict the loss of several thousand - even ten thousand - US troops within a couple of months of the outbreak of mass national resistance and the result will be the evacuation of Iraq by the US leaving behind billions of dollars of US military equipment that I'm sure the Iraqis will find a use for. Not that this won't cost the Iraqis another hundred thousand lives, but they'll pay that price to get rid of the US IF they have to.

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    140. Re:been debunked by gnalre · · Score: 2, Informative

      It has never been legal to carry firearms in the UK, so I fail to understand the correlation. The law was tightened up after the Dunblane massacre, but there has never been a culture of a gun in every home like the US, so the law affected very few people.

      I think the rise in gun incidents are more likely to be due to increased availability via eastern europe and an importation via the US of a gun culture to certain communities.

      Saying that gun crime is still very rare, and I would rather have my car stolen than risk being shot by a paranoid neighbour.

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    141. Re:been debunked by BasilBrush · · Score: 1
      Actually, even though that is an opinion piece rather than a news item, even it contradicts the NRA on this point.

      "They aren't keeping the crime figures down either. An International Crime Victimisation Survey from a couple of years ago shows that, while crime fell during the 1990s in America and most of the rest of the world, it remained steady in Britain."

      Case proved. The claim by the NRA followers that crime has "jumped"/"increased" in England following the tightening up of gun law is false.

      And the message of that piece? Tightening up the gun laws hasn't been enough to reduce illegal gun proliferation. No where does is suggest that gun law shouldn't have been tightened, nor that it wouldn't be worse had the law not been tightened.

    142. Re:been debunked by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 0, Troll

      "tippie-toeing through those countries."

      Nobody said it wouldn't cost a hundred thousand lives if the US attempted mass genocide on a country. Hell, the US could just nuke Baghdad - and no doubt a lot of rightwing morons would like to see it happen. The result would be the US condemned by every nation on Earth (except Israel, of course.)

      But to say the US has killed upwards of ten thousand civilians in Iraq alone is "tippy-toe" is just braindead.

      And it's irrelevant. The US has around 140,000 troops in Iraq. Less than 20,000 are actual combat troops if the usual ratio of support to combat is still in existence. The rest can wield a firearm if they have to, but that's not their primary job and if they have to, then their primary job doesn't get done - which means vehicles don't move because they aren't repaired or there's no fuel for them or food and water for the troops.

      It is standard theory that you need ten soldiers for every insurgent to suppress an insurgency. The US doesn't have anywhere near that number in Iraq compared to the estimated 5,000 to 30,000 insurgents (and hundreds of thousands of supporters) there presently are in Iraq. Compared to a mass national resistance, that is itself a pittance. Ayatollah Sistani could put another hundred thousand insurgents on the street with a word, should he so choose. The US would need to send the ENTIRE US military to Iraq in that case to defeat the insurgency. It would cost the Iraqis a hundred thousand or two hundred thousand lives, but they would win in the end. And the US would lose ten or twenty thousand troops before evacuating the country.

      The ONLY reason this hasn't happened yet is because Ayatollah Sistani and the Hawza and the major tribal heads are holding back waiting to see which way the wind blows come the January elections. One head of a two-million-strong tribe said a few months ago that he could stop the insurgency immediately - but he wouldn't. He also said that IF it became necessary, they could make Vietnam look like a picnic.

      When the US screws them out of the elections and leaves them all being ruled by some puppet strongman like Allawi, all hell will break loose.

      Iraq is no longer under the careful control of a competent dictator with a party organization and an established secret service. Iraq is now DESTABILIZED - BADLY. Anything is possible - but for a puppet government to regain control of the country in the same manner as Hussein did is highly unlikely - even backed up by the US military and the CIA. Whether a civil war will erupt once the US is forced out is uncertain, but what IS certain is that virtually ALL Iraqis want the US out ASAP. The ONLY thing holding back a mass national resistance is the promise of elections in January.

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    143. Re:been debunked by mrfunnypants · · Score: 1

      yes because we know that was an accurate tale.

      http://www.bowlingfortruth.com/

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    144. Re:been debunked by Warshadow · · Score: 1

      I know a number of people who can strip down and then reassemble many different fire arms without thinking twice about it, but know jack shit about computers.

      A persons knowledge or ignorance of one field has NOTHING to do with their knowledge or ignorance of another field.

      And most power buttons on computers aren't labeled "power".

    145. Re:been debunked by Warshadow · · Score: 1

      ----------
      I'd take that one step further. DO NOT point a firearm at someone unless it has already escalated and you have every intention of shooting. The old rule still applies, "don't point a gun at anything you're not willing to destroy immediately and irrevocably". I'm sorry, but if someone points a firearm at me, then my life is in danger, and I will not stop shooting until the threat is gone.
      ----------

      That was my point.

      Don't point it unless you're going to use it.

    146. Re:been debunked by Warshadow · · Score: 1

      ---------
      and another who was almost killed when a gun he was looking at accidentally discharged.
      ---------

      This is a prime example of survival of the fittest. You friend was stupid enough to be pointing a loaded gun at himself.

      This all goes back to what I also said that you apparently decided to ignore.

      Education is a very important part of owning a gun.

    147. Re:been debunked by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      "Just saying "more guns, less crime" doesn't look at the causes of the crime"

      Saying "less guns, less crime" is also wrong by the same argument.

      In fact, quite an argument could be made that more crime means more guns, as citizens try to defend themselves. If you then look at the correlation, you could come to the wrong conclusion that more guns equals more crime. In fact, the reverse is true. And it's also obvious - if there was no crime, who would bother carrying a gun?

      Crime is not caused by the presence of guns, you are quite correct. It CAN be reduced by the presence of guns, but ONLY if that presence OUTWEIGHS the other factors involved - which I would hazard a guess is not true in most cases, but MAY be true in certain areas involving certain types of crime. (e.g., if everybody in an area is armed, burglars aren't going to be burgling occupied houses, and muggers are less likely to be operating. This says nothing about drug dealers shooting each other, however.)

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    148. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Asnwer this then: 1/5th the gun deaths in Canada compared to the US.

      If you mean total numbers and not per capita then that's not so hot. Canada has about 1/10th the population of the U.S.

      Perhaps the larger factor, though, is that a lot of Canadians can't figure out how to use guns. They end up calling their elected officials and asking things like, "How does this trigger thingie work, eh?" The politicians get tired of the calls and end up banning guns.

    149. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'd still feel unsecure if anyone around me could have guns

      Ah, but the truth is that anyone around you can have guns whether you like it or not and whether or not your elected representatives prohibit gun ownership. If the authorities can't stop drugs from being sold in schoolyards what the FUCK makes you think that an edict against guns will create a truly, actually gun-free zone around you? Are you out of your fucking mind?

      If you're in some place where there are fewer guns it's because of custom, tradition and what people in your area, including criminals, think about how the world works. It's not because you have laws against gun ownership.

      This is not a question of choice, it's a question of feeling safe.

      You're living in a fantasy world. The thought of banning guns allows you to feel safe when you're not safe. The truth is that you believe in magic... You think the government can wave its magic wand and *poof!* -- all the guns disappear. The world doesn't work that way outside your neighborhood movie theater.

    150. Re:been debunked by mrfunnypants · · Score: 1

      WHAT?

      Wrong again. The recounts did not say Gore won. They said that either would win based upon different counting methods. So I guess you are partially correct. Bush would have narrowly prevailed in the partial recounts sought by Gore, but Gore could have "reversed the outcome -- by the smallest of margins -- had he pursued and gained a complete statewide recount." According to one newspaper. However why don't you just actually read the truth, where everyone is getting the data: Which states that of many possible recount methods, some Gore would win others Bush. Choosing one method and stating that as the way the recount would have occurred is wrong.

      http://www.norc.uchicago.edu/fl/index.asp

      On top of that this doesn't even include the fact that a winner, Gore incorrectly, was announced before the polls closed in the panhandle region of the state. This also ignores the fact that a portion of the military vote was also thrown out due to technical error by the army's mail service.

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    151. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I wish the origin of this thread didn't start another bullshit Canada versus the US thread - As a Canadian I'm sick of hearing people beating their chest and bleating about how great Canada is, just as I'm sick of all the ridiculous FUD slams at Canada that follow.

      I have nothing against Canada or Canadians. I only get pissed off when Canadians start running our country down or telling us how we should run our country. Groups of people are different. Get used to it; it's not going away.

    152. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think its got nothing to do with having the death penalty or not.
      In Europe and Canada we treat our poor people better than in USA. You have better healthcare systems and better social welfare systems there than in USA and that, I think, is why USA have a hell of a lot more crime than Canada and Europe.

    153. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A dual berrel 10 gague with 1 buckshot and 1 slug is what is best.

      if you can hollow out that asshole so there is absolutely not chance of saving him then that is what you want.

      if more "burglars" and home invaders were hooribly and gruseomly killed and publicized in the news then robbery and home invasion would drop dramatically overnight.

      nothing like seeing one of your "homies" turned inside-out by a little grandma to turn a tough-guy into a little pussy.

    154. Re:been debunked by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1
      By the same logic, you should obviously come and kill 'em all, and don't forget about the witnesses.

      Seriously, though, I think that concept of "allowed self-defense" or whatever you choose to call it is seriously flawed. If a guy attacks you and tries to break your arm and you shoot him dead, he's the one to blame, not you. It shouldn't be like what happens today when you cripple the bastard and then he sues the hell out of you.

    155. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are those SIG 550/551/552?

    156. Re:been debunked by loraksus · · Score: 1

      Come now, lets not post bullshit.
      Canadian hangun laws aren't very strict, access to them isn't really "limited" and the testing / information booklet for the PAL of restricted (i.e. handguns) and non-restricted firearms (i.e. shotguns, rifles that don't look mean) is virtually identical.
      You can challenge the tests for $25 each. The books aren't exactly mensa master material either, you would have to be pretty damn stupid to fail your PAL test.
      There are other laws about transportation, etc, but lets not pretend that is the reason for the low number of gun deaths.

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    157. Re:been debunked by rlp · · Score: 1

      Many US cities and states (like a Canton with less legislative power) require US gun owners to keep the guns either locked up or equiped with trigger locks. Most (not all) US cities and states require guns owners to have permits and go through safety training. Carrying a gun on your person is restricted to special permits in most states and prohibited altogether in others.

      I agree with you that the causes of crime are complex. Certainly in the US, it's influenced by gang membership, drug use, economic factors, and yes, culture. That said, crime rates in the US have been dropping steadily.

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    158. Re:been debunked by smchris · · Score: 1

      And canada hasn't the death penalty. All EU members havn't also. I think this is even more important issue.

      Even if you take all the other (very important!) arguments aside and only consider the "detterence efficiency":
      Criminals get really nihilistic if they know their goverment is also.


      That's why all the world-class serial killers we hear about are Canadian and European?

    159. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh good god - is this post a joke? How can you even START to say 'Europe' as group to compare against? I mean, some of those countries are still trying to kill each other as we speak. Also, I'm not sure I consider multiple families living under one roof not homeless. And whatever on the poor people dignity. Do you travel outside of Switzerland? I've been to a few countries over there - the standard of living is sooooo far below us that SURE the crime rate SEEMS lower (The truth of the matter is that the statistics are severly skewed by what is report vs what is not reported) Our standard of living breeds a lot of what we deal with. The comparision is really invalid. And your free stuff...well it sucks.

    160. Re:been debunked by DrMaurer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There's quite a difference between feeling and being safe.

      The reason why nukes are different is a matter of scale, you have to point and pull the trigger at each person as far as a gun is concerned, nukes kill indescriminately. The scale down part of your analogy . . .

      I don't own a gun, but if someone wants to, what right do I have to take it away? Your right to swing ends where my nose begins, right? Their right to own a gun is when a bullet comes through my wall. "But that's too late." Well, sorry, I really don't know how to argue out of that one from my base assumptions, it's just a gut-check feeling I got. I honestly think it's rediculous to have an arsenal, or even say the words "assault rifle" and "hunting" in the same sentance, but it's not the goverment or anyone elses place to tell anyone they can't be rediculous (or even immoral) if they are not actively hurting someone else (this follows a reasonable man standard, a flaw in the system, I admit.)

      For an interesting exercise, replace any of the following sticky and polarizing topics: "dope" or "gay marriage" or "abortion" for "guns" in:

      >Guns for people who want guns; no guns for people who don't want guns. _Freedom_ is the key there.

      Everyone should read "Ain't Nobody's Buisiness if You Do," for a better explanation of this kind of position, if ya'll are interested.

      thanks

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    161. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. You'd be surprised how easy it is to carry a concealed assault weapon, like when you're walking down a neighbourhood street, looking for a house to burgle. Real easy.

    162. Re:been debunked by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      A .45 hollow-point is unlikely to go through the target either - it's a low-pressure, low-velocity round that's designed to dump as much of its energy into the target as quickly as possible. :-) A .45 FMJ *might* go through someone, but why would someone be using that for self-defense?

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    163. Re:been debunked by GR1NCH · · Score: 1

      U.S. has apporixmately 9.5 times as many people as Canada... so if your 1/5th statistic is purely frequency then the United States has lower gun deaths per capita then Canida

    164. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Japan has a much higher suicide rate because of the idea that there is honor in the things you do and failing at them is not an option. Unlike America where failure seems to be nurtured in everything except sports (failure to eat properly, failure to finish school, failure to cause there to be LESS terrorists, failure to control Afghanistan, failure to control Iraq, failure to be a world leader, failure to ellect a president who gets it right...) i'm sure there are a lot more.

      Success at spilling blood tho!

    165. Re:been debunked by Ubergrendle · · Score: 1

      I saw lots of comments on this, so I'll clarify that my comments were on a per-capita basis. I thought my measurement was implied, but it was not.

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    166. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK weapons and ammo belong to the army and are locked up. Do people in Switzerland have privately owned firearms for self defense?

      How serious would the consequences be if your life were in danger and you failed to use army property?

      ChuckH

    167. Re:been debunked by Zebbers · · Score: 1

      I love the reno 911 episode where the british cop comes over to visit and tells how they dont use guns there. He then proceeds to beat the shit out of a speeder.

    168. Re:been debunked by s_mencer · · Score: 1

      Its simple... if you are responsible with firearms, people won't get hurt. If you are an idiot... people will get hurt. My family has kept guns for years, safely and responsibly. Keeping a loaded handgun in your nightstand drawer isn't safe OR responsible.

      These posts are all offtopic anyway... the original post wanted methods that WOULD NOT cause harm. He was looking for a way to "scare off" would-be criminals, not kill them.

    169. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One interesting fact is that the patrol officers in several areas of Londan now carry side-arms.

      It seems the gun control laws have caused the whistle blowing, night stick carrying patrolmen to worry for their safety and change a long standing tradition.

    170. Re:been debunked by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Your logic is flawed. Only an American could come out with that distortion. Tightening up gun control laws in the UK came as a result of increased illegal gun ownership, not as a cause. Increased carrying of firearms by police is a result of the same cause.

    171. Re:been debunked by Holdstrong · · Score: 1
      just because southern california had X number of rapes and murders last year doesn't mean that in my sleepy little town (in socal) there were any.......

      I doubt the amish had their fair share of the number of people chasing away intruders with guns too.

      There are on average 816 tornado deaths per year in the US. As there are 290,809,777 people in the US, and 35,484,453 of them live in California, we have 12.2% of the national population so clearly we should have had about 100 of those tornado deaths here. The fact that we clearly haven't had that many of those deaths clearly shows that the tornado death number is just silly to the point of absurdity.

      The funny thing is that you have unwittingly stumbled upon my very point. It may take you a few days to get it, but at least your in the right direction.

      The 2.5 Million is a static number that produces .82 incidents per 100 people PER YEAR. (the emphasis on this being per year is mine to show you exactly how silly this is) That doesnt change across the population. So if some areas are drastically less than .82 per 100 people PER YEAR, that means some areas have to be drastically more than .85 to make up for it. And since there are thousands of small communities like mine all over the place (you were kind enough to point out the Amish as an example) who see absolutely nowhere near the .85 per 100 people PER YEAR - that means there would have to be thousands of communities each year who see much much much more than .85 per 100 people PER YEAR to make up for it and to keep the national average at that .85

      In your tornado example, the reason the national average remains high, yet applies to so few communities, is that there is one or two places (tornado alley) who are subjected to a large amount of the incidents.

      For this to translate over to the gun numbers, we would need a few battle fields right in the middle of America. Since I've lived in 5 different communities, have gone to a college with 8,000 people, and now live in a major city..... and still have never seen, heard of, or known anyone that has chased an intruder away with a gun.... I will again ask. Where the hell do you people live? Were is this battle field?? What areas are raising our national average so that it does not realistically apply to anywhere else? .82 people per 100 nationally PER YEAR Just stop and think about that for 5 minutes - it doesnt make any sense at all.

    172. Re:been debunked by DataCannibal · · Score: 1

      I don't care what the crime rate "figures" say. I'm British and I'd love to be able to own a gun to protect my family and property from some of the scumbags we have in the UK.

      Call the police? They turn up after the perps are long gone, ask you if you belong to a minority and give you a crime number.

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    173. Re:been debunked by DataCannibal · · Score: 1

      No homelessness and free universities?

      You want to take a look over the edge of the Alps sometimes.

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    174. Re:been debunked by nusratt · · Score: 1

      Please contact me at nusrat.posts at "gee-mayle".
      I'd like to discuss your European experience.
      tia

    175. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Patrolmen did not start to carry guns until AFTER the laws were in effect.

      Two possible conculsions that I see are,

      1) The laws were enacted too late (reactionary)
      2) The laws didn't/don't work.

      I suggest that the true conclusion can be determined moving forward by tracking the patrolment. If they stop carrying weapons than (1), if they don't (2).

      Personally I think (2).

      PS.

      Don't attempt to belitle American's. There is a LOT of evil in this world, and if you are worried about the American's your the ignorant one.

    176. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm...didn't live in Swiss-land, just spend a couple of years in Italy. Clearly Europe is much more socialized than the US, but I take issue with the "no homelessness" as well as the "poorest people still have a chance to succeed." I walked into plenty of homeless, as much as some of the worst areas in the US (I live in Houston, grew up outside 5th ward, you know what that means if you are from here). I also saw a ton of people that had no chance, although those were largely either 1) immigrants or 2) from southern Italy, both of which are considered "black". Racism is very common, check the "Lega Nord" engllish site for a group that on the surface merely wants to separate itself for economic reasons, but really is totally focused on race. I can't count how many times I watched these folks get roughed up by the cops, refused jobs that don't involve bootleg porn, prostitiution, smuggling, or drugs. Universities I can't comment on, never went into one in Italy, but the quality of the health care was great as long as you never really got sick.
      It's certainly possible that the Swiss have managed to eliminate all these social ills--but I doubt it. I have yet to visit any country that doesn't have these same kinds of social problems.
      That said, the US isn't perfect by any stretch, and I'll be the first to say that we are more tolerant of violence in our media than Europeans, who, since we are painting with a broad brush, tend to be much more tolerant of sexual images.
      So how does all this fit into a security for your home? Guns may help, they probably don't hurt your defensive capacity, and the definitive experiment really hasn't been done to say whether they are good or bad.

    177. Re:been debunked by BasharTeg · · Score: 1

      For this to translate over to the gun numbers, we would need a few battle fields right in the middle of America. I will again ask. Where the hell do you people live? Were is this battle field??

      Since I've lived in 5 different communities, have gone to a college with 8,000 people, and now live in a major city

      Well, I don't know how the FBI or myself would disagree with your worldly experience if you've seen all that! But lets take a look at their table of crime rates in 2002.

      The first thing this table shows us is that 31,128,271 people live in ridiciulously dangerous high violent crime areas. Now, rather than trying to divide numbers over all demographics to water down the figure and make it sound nonsensical, if you consider that a mere 2.5 million incidents (not people, incidents, THINK!), that would mean that 8% of the people in these terribly dangerous cities would have to fend off crime in their neighborhood with a gun, or 4% of them would have to do so twice.

      Clearly those are unrealistic figures aren't they? I mean, obviously since the little communities you've lived in haven't had any such incidents and you've not heard of any happening in the big city that you live in now, clearly it's not happening. Damn all these silly people and their fantasies of crime.

      convince me that you "need" your gun to protect yourself

      You go live in any one of these cities for a month and we'll see if you want to take guns away from non-criminals. Your ignorance of the real world isn't uncommon and I don't damn you for it, but you should at least have the courtesy of recognizing that you're not exactly worldly enough to make such broad statements when the crime that exists in some of these hotspots is very real. I find it disrespectful to those who have been hurt, raped, or killed by violent crime to have someone like you who comes from some quiet little town to say that violent crime simply doesn't exist on the scale that it does, merely to further your anti-gun ideas and agenda. Try making an argument that involves factual information about metropolitan areas rather than anecdotal evidence about quiet towns and maybe we'll believe that college is teaching you something.

      Here are your battle zones:

      Metropolitan Areas with the Highest Violent Crime Rates in the United States

      I think I'll just finish this one off with:

      Oh snap!

    178. Re:been debunked by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      "perps"? The British don't say "perps". That's an Americanism. Which means that you are either an American trying to make some point by lying. Or you are a Brit who's been watching too many American cop shows. Either of which would explain your dumb American view.

    179. Re:been debunked by BasilBrush · · Score: 1
      1) Yes, the laws were enacted too late. Like most changes in the law, it needed a pattern, but also a particular incident to kick the politicians into action. Laws are almost never enacted early/on time.

      2) You exclude the possibility that they are a partial success. Illegal gun ownership is continuing to increase due to the export of the "gangsta rapper" and street gang "cultures" from America. But if guns were still permitted to be kept in homes, there would be even more illegal guns on the street due to them being stolen in burglaries.

      Don't attempt to belitle American's. There is a LOT of evil in this world, and if you are worried about the American's your the ignorant one.

      That's "belittle", "Americans" and "you're". Yes there's a lot of evil in the world, and a lot of it starts in America - whether it be as a result of American foreign policy, or the export of American "culture".

    180. Re:been debunked by dasMeanYogurt · · Score: 1

      Considering the population of Canada is less than 1/5 of the United States it sounds like you have more of a gun problem than we do.

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    181. Re:been debunked by renehollan · · Score: 1
      If a guy attacks you and tries to break your arm and you shoot him dead, he's the one to blame, not you.

      Indeed.

      Of course, if you get the law wrong, you might end up being the one frying: actions with irreversable consequences should come with serious responsibilities: if you're going to pull that trigger, you better know which side of the law you're on.

      These days, that's a bit difficult: inside/outside, armed/unarmed intruder, State to State differences, etc. There's a problem with that: the law should be plain enough to be understood by the average person when the need to "take it into one's own hands" arises.

      Me, I think there should be only one form of criminal punishment: death. That would get a lot of stupid laws off the books.

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    182. Re:been debunked by Holdstrong · · Score: 1
      Here are your battle zones:

      Link not included: Metropolitan Areas with the Highest Violent Crime Rates in the United States

      Umm, does 8% - even of these crime ridden cities - REALLY seem realistic to you? Think man. In order for 8% of the population of these areas to defend themselves against crime with a gun, that would necessitate that 8% of the population of these cities were victimized by crime in the first place. Right?

      Lets take LA alone... The city of LA has a population of 3,763,486. 8% of that is what? By my calculations that is 300,000. According to the Department of Justice stats just released, and prominantly featured on Drudge today, LA experienced 137,000 property crimes and 57,000 violent crimes.

      So in order for your 8% stat to be legit that would mean that not only did EVERY single victim of a crime have to defend himself with a gun, but 100,000 people who were not even victims of crime in the first place had somehow defended themselves with a gun.

      Thank you.

      I now live in a city with a million people (but thankfully one that is not on that list) - I may not be wordly, but I've tasted your battle fields and you dont need to live there to call BS on this lie.

      I'm not damning people for their fantasies of crime, I know it is very real as I have been a victim of it. What I am damning is you and the others who actually believe in this silly notion that 2.5 million Americans are somehow making banditos tap dance out of their houses by waving guns at them every year.

    183. Re:been debunked by online-shopper · · Score: 1

      don't point it unless you're going to use it...
      my wife said that on our wedding day. I pointed, I used, and now we have a baby boy

    184. Re:been debunked by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

      That's rather the point. The vast majority of the violent crime in D.C. occurs in S.E. (and the bowels of N.E), where the poorest neighborhoods are. The last time someone was shot in the N.W. quarter, the National Guard was deployed and there was a street protest. Violent crime happens 20 times per day in D.C., but when one person gets shot in N.W., you'd think someone exploded a nuke. Guns are just as illegal in N.W. as S.E., so why is all the violent crime concentrated in S.E. and practically non-existent in N.W.? Same thing with Maryland. Most of the violent crime is concentrated in the poorest neighborhoods of Baltimore. You don't find people shooting each other much in, say, Gaithersburg. That's my point: if you live in an area with very little violent crime, what's up with pretending like you live in South Central Los Angeles? It's not your guns keeping you safe, it's the fact that your neighbors wouldn't commit a violent crime anyway, guns or no guns.

      The crime rate is far lower in North Dakota than in Vermont, but North Dakotans won't tell you it's because of their gun laws. They'll tell you it's just because they don't get in the habit of shooting each other, which is a much simpler, and hence more probable, explanation.

    185. Re:been debunked by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

      Yes, and Alaska has a violent crime rate of 563/100k, which is 20% worse than average and 531% higher than Vermont, which makes it pretty hard to make a convincing argument to the corelation and speaks volumes to the fact that the local population has more to do with violent crime, regardless of the gun laws.

      Really... VERMONT? Yeah, when I think violent criminals, I think Montpelier, Ben 'n Jerry's and Phish. You might as well bring an AK-47 to protect yourself at Burning Man. Pffft.

    186. Re:been debunked by blitziod · · Score: 1

      well there are other questions: 1. What kinds of violent crime? Is it directed at the general population? In other words am I likely to get offed by a stranger or somebody I amm "involved" with. If it is by a stranger, arming myself is the only defense. I can however not hang around with people likely to kill me. While there may be more gun crimes of passion in an armed society. This is a trade off for a reduction in calculated crime on the populace. 2. Of those violent crimes mentioned, how many happened to people while they where armed? Armed people are not robbed, raped , etc as often as unarmed people. 3. What about studies comparing like areas controlling only for access to guns by the victimn or society? 4. What about places like here in TX. We had more restrictive gun laws, passed less restricive gun laws, saw a reduction in crime. We also have had no substancial increase in child gun deaths, etc.

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    187. Re:been debunked by The+Conductor · · Score: 1
      For sufficiently small values of "never". I believe English gun control took its current form in 1898, after a spate of homicides in London (too lazy to verify). NYC initiated gun control around the same time, in 1911.

      I think you are right about the effect of easy importation. NYC's gun control is obviously ineffective when places as nearby as Vermont have unlicensed concealed carry, but Britain, as an island nation, seems to have resisted wholesale inward smuggling of guns and inward diffusion of gun-friendly culture until recently. The UK success appears to have been the result of banning guns early, and being an island. Globalization does not bode well for it.

    188. Re:been debunked by Chris+Carollo · · Score: 1
      This is a prime example of survival of the fittest. You friend was stupid enough to be pointing a loaded gun at himself.
      Well, to be fair, he was only 10 years old at the time.

      And say what you will about education being an important part of owning a gun...so long as guns exist in our society, there will be uneducated people with them. It's part-and-parcel.

      It's also worth noting that supposedly "pro-gun-education" organizations like the NRA have fought against training being required to purchase a gun.
    189. Re:been debunked by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1


      Most of those questions are answered here:

      http://www.fbi.gov/ucr/ucr.htm

      In short, you are safest if no one you know is likely to kill you and by arming yourself against an armed assailant, you are more likely to get shot.

    190. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, this thread is old, and you are not likely to return for an update. However, just in case you do, here are the crime statistics as reported by Canadian sources for 2001 and US sources for 2000 (closest and easiest to find).

      Number of Murders in Canada 582
      Percentage by firearm 26%
      Rate per 100,000 1.85

      Number of Murders in the US 15517
      percentage by firearms 64%
      Rate per 100,000 5.5%

      So, if you take the population extrapolation, you will see that you still have a homicide rate that is in the area of 300% higher. You are in fact MUCH safer in Canada. Now, your next argument is likely to be "Oh ya, well there are no cities in Canada". Wrong. One of the largest cities in North America is Toronto. If memory serves, the only cities bigger are NY, LA, Chicago and Mexico City. So lets look at say Houston, which I think is the next largest city after Toronto. According to the US crime stats, the murder rate there is 13.4 per 100,000 residents. So lets see what we get, Toronto population 4.68 million, factor in the Houston murder rate of 13.4, resulting in 627 odd murders. But wait, there weren't even that many murders in ALL OF CANADA for the year. Incidentally, the murder rate in Toronto is 1.9 per 100,000, making it much safer than an equivalent sized US city. So it is a pretty safe bet, that your chances of getting murdered in Canada are much less than the US, even if you live in the largest Canadian city.

    191. Re:been debunked by legirons · · Score: 1

      "1/5th the deaths for 1/10th the population. Sounds like Canada has a criminal problem twice as bad as the U.S. That's what happens when you disarm law-abiding people."

      He's already clarified that the figures were per-capita. Now who looks silly justifying conclusions from erroneous statistics?

    192. Re:been debunked by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      As badass as it sounds to slide the pump on a shotgun... just imagine the fear you could inspire with a recording of a chaingun spinning up and a laser pointer.

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    193. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't even know where to begin with this. Perhaps it is because there are so many Americans who seem to think they have even a 0.01% understanding of Japan and its culture.

      Meanwhile the only insight they have into that culture is through movies and comics.

      It never ceases to amaze me at the sheer amount of idiocy that comes out of Americans mouths in general with respect to Japan. As an American it is am embarassment. The fact that the majority of Americans appear to be uncultured and mistake a 30 minute history channel tv show for education is astoundingly sad.

      The few Americans who do bother to try and learn about other cultures, their beliefs and languages are constantly getting pigeon holed into the dumb merrikan stereo type and ass faces like yourself help perpetuate this.

      You should take note of yourm ludicrous troll of a post and kill yourself as pennance for being another clueless fanboi of a culture you will never understand.

    194. Re:been debunked by TubeSteak · · Score: 1
      Common Misconception: Whoever draws first has the upper hand

      The truth of the situation is that whoever has the motivation/intent to kill/hurt you has the upper hand. I've met people that I'd rather not bump into while in a dark alley. gun or not, I'd lose and you probably would too.

      Unless you know Kung-Fu. Because they do. And Ninjas are totally cool.

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    195. Re:been debunked by The+Conductor · · Score: 1
      Arrgh...
      Even given all that, you can still make a deterrence argument. There aren't very many penalties the Swiss army can levy that will deter a gun owner from (illegally) grabbing the gun and using it when an axe murderer is immenently breaking down the door. You can also attack the "enablement" argument used by gun control advocates; we don't see the Swiss gunning each other down just because they all have weapons.

      Now having said all that, the deterrence argument is weak (criminals find ways to avoid getting shot). Of course, the enablement argument used by gun control advocates is also weak (criminals find ways either get or avoid needing a gun), so I reach the same conclusion as you, that gun control has no effect on general homicide rates. That's not to say that specifcally targeted gun control (to the mentally ill for example) can't be helpful, or that specific sorts of crime (robbing elderly convenience store owners for example) aren't deterred. I would, however, ascribe Europe's lower crime rate to factors other than its socialism.

    196. Re:been debunked by MisterClever · · Score: 1
      Actually the problem with "outlawing" guns is the same as England faces (they have that law): Only the bad guys have guns!

      Right, but if there are generally fewer guns in circulation then it's harder for "petty criminals" to get their hands on them. In Canada there are fewer gun crimes simply because your average petty thief has a harder time getting a gun.

    197. Re:been debunked by knisa · · Score: 1

      It's also worth noting that supposedly "pro-gun-education" organizations like the NRA have fought against training being required to purchase a gun.

      There's a very good reason for that. Historically, registration always precedes confiscation. Heck, this is happening right now in IL to people who forget to renew their registration documents. The whole point of the second amendment is to prevent tyranny either by our own government or by others. If the government can get a list of every person who "qualified" to own a gun, it would be a relatively trivial task to hunt them all down.

      No, we need to get back to the point where guns are a part of our culture, from the time we're children on up. There was a time where nobody thought about pointing a gun at another person without cause. It wasn't joked about; nobody thought it was funny. People had the rules of firearms handling drilled into them by their parents at a young age.

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    198. Re:been debunked by maggern · · Score: 1

      that gun control has no effect on general homicide rates.

      You havn't taken into account that there is a difference in what kinds of weapons that are sold. A semi-automatic uzi is not for hunting, it's for defense or attack on another human beeing.

      Also: Scenario 1: Easy gun-access. Criminal has gun, homeowner has gun. The criminal is "caught" when breaking in. Result: Criminal runs away or "a shootout".

      Scenario 1: No gun-access. Criminal has no gun, homeowner has no gun. The criminal is "caught" when breaking in. Result: Criminal runs away.

      A criminal breaking in will very seldom kill a person in the nordic countries because our extremely high rate of catching murders. So if you are discovered you will flee the crimesite in stead of attacking the homeowner.

      I would, however, ascribe Europe's lower crime rate to factors other than its socialism.

      If our socialism results in less poverty (and less people being super-rich) I am absolutely sure that it leads to less crime. After all, crime is an act of desperation.

    199. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's FUNNY. Canada has 1/9 th of the U.S. population which means that per capita, you have twice as many shootings. If you're going to use a statistic, make sure you are covering all of your bases.

    200. Re:been debunked by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      However, the fact that you live in an area with little violent crime does not necessarily mean you should give up a self-defense firearm.

      Just because the statistics are in your favor doesn't mean squat in security terms.

      A gun provides additional security for those scenarios where the odds turn against you.

      Personal security is one area where relying on the odds is not a good idea unless you have no choice.

      North Dakotans may not blame low crime on the presence of guns, but they aren't going to give them up either - not as long as drunken Indians wander the streets at night (I lived in Rapid City, South Dakota for six months or so back in the late seventies.)

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    201. Re:been debunked by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

      Well, I suppose it also bears on personal experience. In 31 years, I've been at the exit end of a gun barrel only once and would not have benefited from having one of my own and I've lived on four continents in some of the more violent corners. I figure that supports a reasonably educated guess that I probably will not need a gun anytime soon in the next 31 years much the same way that most journalists, even when covering wars, choose not to be armed as being so increases their chances of ending up dead.

      But, go ahead, arm yourself to the teeth...

    202. Re:been debunked by The+Conductor · · Score: 1
      But there are many other permutations....
      • Homeowner has gun, criminal decides to not break in (the classic deterrence argument)
      • Homeowner might have gun, so criminal verifies home is unoccupied before beraking in, by ringng the doorbell for example (robberies of occupied houses are rare in the US).
      • Criminals might have guns, so homeowners respond by buying guns themselves. Criminals find new crime: they watch for rental car plates and go carjacking (this was the rationale for easing concealed-carry restrictions, and eliminating the separate class of plates for rental cars, in Florida).
      • Strict gun control prevents residents from having guns. Wealthy people retreat to gated communities. Crime moves to sidewalk muggings and working class neighborhoods. Regular folk resort to carrying guns illegally. Large city whose Democrats outnumber Republicans 5:1 elects tough-on-crime Republican. Tough policing makes life difficult for counter-culture types (The name of this city is, of course, New York.)
      And on and on. Murder is not a casual affair; those who murder do so as cunningly as they can. And murder itself is not that hard; getting away with it is hard. So the criminals of the world are not terribly co-operative with our policy-making thought models.

      That's not to say that enablement arguments can't be made. The invasion of Iraq was based on an argument similar to gun control (WMD control). I don't know many people who advocate personal nukes; that would make mass destruction too easy, without much conter-balancing deterrence. (I have a broader theory that the smallest group permitted to control a weapon should be realated to the weapon's lethality, from guns under control of individuals, to artillery by groups of citizens no smaller than 100, to nukes controlled by nations of millions. I sometimes ponder how to build a game-theoretic model of such: large groups are more risk-averse, and therefore will be deterred from using high-power weapons aggressively. Would such a system be dynamically stable? But I digress...)

      In the end, if enablement or deterrence were appriciably strong effects, someone would have succeeded in measuring it and the argument would have been settled by now. That makes me a gun control skeptic. Without real evidence or rational goals, we get poorly formulated restrictions as a reaction to sensational crimes, whose proponents often admit won't work, but justify them as a first step toward a "boil the ocean" total weapons ban. Of course the opposition is often as not based on some vague cowboy mythos and doesn't always prioritize effectively.

      As for wealth disparity being a source of crime, the evidence simply does not support it. Crime has both fallen and risen in the US while income disparity widened and narrowed without any obvious correlation. I will grant that persistent wealth disparity can bring politcal unrest and revolution, but that is not quite the same thing. And I am far from sold that socialism, by itself, levels wealth. (If rigorously enforced, it can de-monetize wealth, but that is a whole new topic.)

    203. Re:been debunked by DataCannibal · · Score: 1

      I say perps, I don't watch American cop shows and I am British. And what is "dumb" with wanting to defend my family and our property?

      BTW Dumb is an Americanism

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    204. Re:been debunked by bofkentucky · · Score: 1

      They've already played the globaliztion game, had some success, some failures, now they are back to an island, part of an island, and another group of islands down on the other end of the planet.

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    205. Re:been debunked by Majestix · · Score: 1

      Thats the problem. Criminals never have a problem one way or the other with gun control laws. They get em and use em.

      K

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    206. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The US military is GETTING ITS ASS KICKED in Iraq - and is heading for a full-out military defeat in that country.
      Not hardly, not even close.
      Only the restraint of Ayatollah Sistani and several of the larger tribal heads has prevented it from occurring thus far - for reasons of their own
      So, we owe our quick victory to Sistani. Um, thanks, dude....
      Screw up those elections in January and see what happens.
      This is true. If Kerry gets elected, we're fucked.
    207. Re:been debunked by nursedave · · Score: 1
      by arming yourself against an armed assailant, you are more likely to get shot.
      Bunk. This is illogical in addition to being complete fallacy. If you are armed, you have a chance against the armed assailant; unarmed, you rely completely on him. No, thanks, I'll take my chances with a gun over trusting a proven antisocial criminal threatening me with death.
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    208. Re:been debunked by nursedave · · Score: 1
      After all, crime is an act of desperation
      I disagree. This is a statement that makes all crime seem equiv. to Jean Valjean stealing bread to keep his daughter from starving. It has been said that people who live below the fabled 'poverty level' in the US live at a higher standard of living than most middle class folks in Europe. I've lived in Europe, and from what I've seen, I believe this to be true. So, those gangbangers killing other gangbangers are going home to their subsidized houses, eating subsidized food, wearing $150 shoes and driving pimped out vehicles worth more than I make in a year, own cell phones and video cameras; in short, these people are not living in poverty with no hope for getting out but for stealing from the 'ultra rich' (they usually steal from their neighbors, anyway).

      So, socialism isn't the answer, either.

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    209. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Citizens with guns have absolutely no chance against the arms and tech the police and the army now have, anyway.

      That's just utter nonsense. The number of armed citizens in this country is at least 20 times the size of the army. As we learned in Vietnam and the Soviets learned in Afghanistan having superior technology doesn't always mean you win.

    210. Re:been debunked by I8TheWorm · · Score: 1

      I'm certainly not trying to be argumentative, but there is an amendment related to ownership of guns for a very valid reason... there isn't one for gay marriage, abortion, or dope.

      The idea of state's rights is a pretty profound one. If you vote in Texas for gay marriage, but lose, then public opinion override's yours and you either deal with it, or move to another place where people's opinions line up with yours.

      I have to say this... I'm glad that the bad on assault weapons ran out of time, not because I think assault weapons are something everyone should be allowed to own, but because the definition of assault weapon was getting thinner every year. The original definition was a weapon that, by pulling a trigger once, would fire many rounds... fully automatic weapons. In recent years many politicians were trying to include semi-automatic weapons, which would include the rifle I hunt deer with. Granted, I also have a semi-automatic .45, but anyone who has hunted wild hogs in Texas knows you have to have something that shoots close range, and a lot, for their own safety.

      After my offtopic rant, I do agree that _Freedom_ is the key, but the public vote, educated or otherwise, should be the deciding factor.

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    211. Re:been debunked by dubl-u · · Score: 1

      I used to make this argument myself, by I no longer find it persuasive for guns.

      There are quite a number of things we regulate because they have the potential to be dangerous. Cars are a great example. Their primary purpose is to get people places, but we place a lot of restrictions on who can have a car, how much training they need, and what kind of car they can have. Explosives are another example; you wanna do pyrotechnics, you have to get a license.

      Guns, especially the guns people are interested in regulating, have a primary purpose of killing people. I agree they should be legal, but I think they should be regulated much more heavily than cars.

      For example, Switzerland has a high incidence of gun ownership but low incidence of gun violence; people say that's because there everybody serves time in the military. I also note that people are wealthier and saner there. So maybe for gun ownership we should require a minimum of a 12-week boot-camp-style training on proper gun use, plus yearly 1-week refreshers.

      The serious gun owners I know also keep their weapons unloaded and locked up when not in use. So perhaps we could add mandatory secure, theft-proof storage for guns, with random checks. And for any gun owner whose gun ends up killing someone, suicide, homicide or accident, there's minimum 2-year sentence for negligence.

      I agree that the problem is mainly stupid or crazy people with guns. But if smart, sane people want to keep their guns, they'll have to find a way to make sure that the stupid and the crazy don't get guns.

    212. Re:been debunked by flatrock · · Score: 1

      There's a number of things wrong with this argument.

      First of all Canada had lower rates of gun deaths before they enacted their strict gun laws.

      The rates of violent crime have been dropping faster in the US than in Canada since those laws were enacted.

      Another problem with just focusing on gun deaths is that it scews the facts. Gun laws in Canada likely have made guns less available to criminals. That doesn't mean that those criminals stop commiting violent crimes, it just means they don't use guns to commit them.

      A common statistic is that suicide rates with guns are greately reduce in countries that enact strict gun laws. What is ignored is that the overall suicide rates remained pretty consistent. Those committing suicide simply used other methods.

      Canada does have less violent crime than the US. Part of that may be that the population is packed in less densly. Whatever, it is something Canadian's should be proud of. However, the facts don't link it to gun control laws.

    213. Re:been debunked by Ubergrendle · · Score: 1

      Your numbers are very compelling. I will actually go and do more research to see if I get similar numbers, with comparable values, from different sources to confirm their accuracy. I have never seen numbers to suggest Canada had anything more than half the gun-death rate than that of the US, but your sources are at the very least neutral in nature.

      I will challenge your argument, however, that Canada has a greater distributed population between urban/rural areas. The vast majority of our population (80%+) lives within 100 miles of the US border, and most of these are urban areas: Vancouver, Calgary, Winnpieg, Windsor, London, Toronto, Hamilton, Kingston, Ottawa, Montreal, Moncton, and Halifax -- there's not much to Canada outside of these areas aside from space.

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    214. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1/5 the gun deaths? dude you have a population of like 30 million to our 290 millon. your death rate is DOUBLE what ours is. do the math!

    215. Re:been debunked by maggern · · Score: 1

      It has been said that people who live below the fabled 'poverty level' in the US live at a higher standard of living than most middle class folks in Europe.

      To advance in this discussion one of us need to cough up some numbers of purchase parity power (PPP).

      So, those gangbangers killing other gangbangers are going home to their subsidized houses, eating subsidized food, wearing $150 shoes and driving pimped out vehicles worth more than I make in a year, own cell phones and video cameras; in short, these people are not living in poverty with no hope for getting out but for stealing from the 'ultra rich' (they usually steal from their neighbors, anyway).

      Wonder what level of income people that are sentenced for killing another person have, compared to the national average (or middle value). Again we need numbers. (I'm sorry, but I really don't have time to find any numbers in the next few days because of workload.)

    216. Re:been debunked by nursedave · · Score: 1
      To advance in this discussion one of us need to cough up some numbers of purchase parity power (PPP).
      This is a good point. Certainly, I was able to live much cheaper in Europe than I live here. However, the disparity doesn't seem to be linear, more logarhythmic. Hope I spelled that right. I'd like to see numbers, but really, what I personally saw with my own eyes from living there is more proof than some cooked statistics would show me anyway. I stand by my statement that the poor in America live better than the middle class in Europe.
      Wonder what level of income people that are sentenced for killing another person have, compared to the national average (or middle value)
      Or the level of income of people to get off *cough*OJ*cough*. ;)
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    217. Re:been debunked by haruchai · · Score: 1

      If you discount Northern Ireland, the number of homicides-by-firearms is exponentially LESS than that of the United States by any measure.
      And, teaching respect for firearms won't do much to avoid school shootings - you'd be better off teaching greater respect for life or tolerance for your fellow man.

      If someone is pissed-off to the point of wanted to kill someone, the only thing that "respect for firearms" will accomplish is more killing.

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    218. Re:been debunked by Tassach · · Score: 1
      Asnwer this then: 1/5th the gun deaths in Canada compared to the US
      Because there are only 1/9 as many people? (32M vs 294M) If your figure is for total deaths, this means that Canada's PER CAPITA gun death rate is almost TWICE that of the US. What's your point?
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    219. Re:been debunked by seebs · · Score: 1

      >Its common sense that the more easily available
      >the firearm is, the more likely it is that it gets
      >into the wrong hands.

      And the more likely it gets into the right hands.

      The less legally available a firearm is, the more likely it is that *only* the bad guys have it.

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    220. Re:been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That said, the US isn't perfect by any stretch, and I'll be the first to say that we are more tolerant of violence in our media than Europeans, who, since we are painting with a broad brush, tend to be much more tolerant of sexual images.

      Well, there's your answer right there! The Europeans are too busy fucking to commit crimes! They just need to quite using condoms and birth control, their population is on the way down, except in the baltic states now that they are not killing each other at such a rapid pace.

    221. Re:been debunked by wed128 · · Score: 1

      no...most badass sound hands down has to be the starter on a gas-powered chainsaw. I'd shit a brick.

    222. Re:been debunked by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      But of course... the American ones don't get caught.

    223. Re:been debunked by Cow007 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, thinking about how assault weapons are legal in the us again and all... Maybe I should get a bigger gun than everybody else's'.

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    224. Re:been debunked by Snaller · · Score: 1

      Read "The Failed Experiment" by Gary A. Mauser. Studies have shown that while "gun violence" per capita may be reduced "violent crime" in Canada, England, and Australia have significantly risen since enacting strict handgun laws.

      That's spindoctoring of the worst kind.

      Oh we need guns to reduced crime - bullshit.

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  64. This is want I do.... by ilikemonkeys · · Score: 1

    My car was a victim for a long time. I just took everything out of it and never lock the doors. I keep it pretty trashy (which I hate to do) but no one wants to joyride in a trashy car. (coffee cups and dorito bags on the floor) Dog or rabid dingo would be the best bet.

  65. yeah ... by SpooForBrains · · Score: 1

    They drain it and sell it to mobile bloodbanks. Seriously, haven't you ever woken up feeling all anaemic and seen your cat and dog counting out fivers?

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  66. Trolls! by fuzdout · · Score: 4, Funny

    I line my house with slashdot trolls and a few penguins! Keeps even the most dangerous perps at bay!

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    1. Re:Trolls! by Vlion · · Score: 1

      Actually, you could contact Things Which Don't Like To Be Named, purchase a few slightly used mountain trolls,
      make sure you have a Dark Minion certificate, and simply have the trolls patrol the yard. While they might be mistaken for NFL linebackers,
      they certainly will provide good anti-intruder defences.

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    2. Re:Trolls! by fuzdout · · Score: 1

      LOL!! That's sick :P

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    3. Re:Trolls! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      f(x)dx = F(b) - F(a)
      The FTC really isn't that cool. Newton was an asshole.

    4. Re:Trolls! by dcam · · Score: 1

      I tried that but I found the trolls tended to spontanously combust.

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  67. Re:Alarm (to notify) Gun (to defend) by Kope · · Score: 1

    Further, you mom, like everyone else, must understand that the police are under no obligation to come to her aide in the event someone does break into her house.

    I'd disagree about a 12-guage, though. That's too much weapon for an older person to handle. A nice .38 revolver is an easy to keep, easy to use, effective choice for home defense.

    Load it up with hollow-points, teach her to shoot center mass, and then get a nice monitored alarm system that automatically calls the police.

  68. No injury by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Not looking for anything that would get someone injured, but more in the area of detection and repulsion.

    Of course you don't want them injured; else they could sue. That's why you have to aim for the head; they can't hire a lawyer if they're dead. Later, use a hacksaw to remove the head and mount it on a poll in your front yard. You're be sure to repulse a few people with that. Oh, and buy lots of Fabreeze, as it won't be smelling all that pretty.
  69. Lego Robot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    'cmon slashdotters; why use a real dog when an Aibo'll do, and why buy an Aibo when you can build a robot with gameboys and legos

    The video mentioned off of the linked article shows the lego robot as far more active than the dog in the video anyway.

  70. Car Alarms by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 5, Funny

    Car alarms are based on proximity? I thought they were just on a timer, set to go off at 3am.

    1. Re:Car Alarms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Car alarms are based on proximity? I thought they were just on a timer, set to go off at 3am.

      I can see why you'd think that, but they actually are triggered by a certain number of sleeping persons in a half mile proximity.

    2. Re:Car Alarms by Stanneh · · Score: 0

      car alarm wise he really doesnt have to be over the top just get an after market alarm system be sure it has internal motion sensors and switches on the hood so they can not get to it without triggering the alarm when the hood opens an immobiliser would have shut down the fuel pump but with standard alarm and immobilisers they all work that if you can bypass the alarm the whole system is down its a very easy bypass in most cases just 2 wires behind the key barrell of the door when touched together the alarm is disarmed the immobiliser is dissarmed and the central locking will even open all that is left is to bust the stearing lock and and black box the ignition. knowing what they do is the best Defence. now security motion lights the submit a beam in a sort of 180 degree half circle going out in wider beams as they stretch take a look at the beam and try to imagine that beam if it comes down at an agle looking at the garden at the car for instance then there will be a large area behind that isnt protected a side entrance to that part of the garden maybe from next door it would be possible to get access to the car without triggering the beams in most cases a proffetional would have cut the power to the light immediately when accessing the garden. to defend yourself here you wouldnt have to go in to a geek manor and go all electronic think basic a pond blocking entrance or a lot of shrubs bushes and a higher fencing basically what you want to do is keep secure where your motion light cant

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  71. post one of these in your windows by lee+n.+field · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Kinda low tech, but post a target like this in your window.

    1. Re:post one of these in your windows by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      Kinda low tech, but post a target like this in your window.

      No, no, a thousand times no.

      Advertising that you have firearms in the household might deter some criminals, but not others.

      Those others now know that there are firearms in the house which are valuable, and worth stealing in their own right. To accomplish this, the criminal can simply wait until nobody is home or, worse yet, come in with the express intent of making sure you cannot use your firearms--i.e. by killing you before you can.

      You ever hear the saying "knowledge is power?" Why give the bad guys that kind of power before you need to?

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    2. Re:post one of these in your windows by zbuffered · · Score: 1

      Or one of these used vests.

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    3. Re:post one of these in your windows by m0nkyman · · Score: 1

      Ditto that. A few B27 targets on your back door, from an accurate gun will loosen some sphincters. :)

      A google image search if you don't know what a B-27 is.

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  72. Spiked fence around the property. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing deters criminals like putting their heads on the spikes when they get nabbed. :)

  73. Combination approach... by rtilghman · · Score: 5, Insightful


    1. Motion sensing lights at proper heights placed for full coverage of important areas

    2. Motion detector webcam with pre-programmed scanning capabilities (the wireless Toshiba unit is superb http://www.toshiba.com/taisisd/netcam/index.htm)

    3. Alarm system securing all major entranced points, and if you can afford it all the screens as well

    4. Dog. Even if its a cuddly licker like a lab, dogs can hear and sense things no alarm system can handle. I'm constantly amazed how my lab KNOWS when someone is coming to the house, even when the car is still in the road!

    Under no circumstances get a gun. It is a stupid precaution that only serves to increase your risk substantially. Killing someone is a tough thing, and your more likely to get shot with your own weapon (or get sued by someone you shoot) than you are to successfully defend your home.

    Or as my friend always says, if you DO end up having to shoot an intruder make sure you finish the job... ;)

    -rt

    1. Re:Combination approach... by clone22 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The motion sensing webcam is a great idea. They can upload images to the internet during the crime, so even if the camera is stolen you know who did it.

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    2. Re:Combination approach... by Zak3056 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Under no circumstances get a gun. It is a stupid precaution that only serves to increase your risk substantially ... your more likely to get shot with your own weapon (or get sued by someone you shoot) than you are to successfully defend your home.

      Sorry, buddy, but the Kellerman study has been debunked and these days is only promoted by gun control organizations--not even Kellerman himself still stands behind it.

      Killing someone is a tough thing

      I do agree, however, that if you ever point a firearm at somebody you'd best be prepared to use it.

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    3. Re:Combination approach... by Calimus · · Score: 1

      You don't even have to go new high-tech for this. I have used older vid conferencing cams that have 180 degree pan/tilt w/8x optical and 12x digital zoom. Get a few cards for the pc that can handle multiple input's, the right software for handeling multiple cams and some software that will allow you to move the camera's via web site and you've got it made.

      As for the gun thing, I've always ad guns growing up as my father used to instruct combat shooting to the NY state police way back in the day. I too have gone through the same training. If you are going to get a gun, learn how to use the damn thing. If you are going to pull it, you better use it since you never know what the person that broke into your house has. However, learn about the gun and how to aim and fire it. Last thing you want to do is injure someone that could still manage to harm you and now has even more motivation to do so. But make sure of your target, you also own want to kill little jimmy that just got up for a quick leak in the john.

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    4. Re:Combination approach... by Java+Ape · · Score: 1
      Arrgh! My neighbor does this. I have a large back yard, which I prefer to leave unlit. We have excellent locks, a nice dog, and several firearms (properly secured!)

      My neighbor is a security-freak, whose electric bill must be astronomical. His compound looks like the landing zone of a military base. Tall poles surround the perimiter, topped with floodlams which continually illuminate his property. His DOGHOUSE has a giant mercury-vapor lamp over the door. Alarms that go off every time the wind blows -- and heaven forbid my cat hop the fence, I think his alarms summon the National Guard.

      Naturally he HATES my dark, sinister, scary yard, so he recently lined the fence (on his side) with motion-activated lights aimed at my back yard. Oh, and the motion-activation is attenuated to "paranoid". If I open my bedroom window (from inside the house) a half-dozen high intensity lights focused on the house come on and I can read in bed for the next half hour.

      Actually. . .Are you my neighbor??? ;-)

    5. Re:Combination approach... by chl · · Score: 1
      Under no circumstances get a gun.

      This is certainly wrong in its absoluteness.

      Keep in mind however, that people rarely confront burglars, since burglars prefer empty houses.

      If you do opt for the gun, be physically, mentally and juristically proficient in its use and take adequate steps to prevent your children/cats/hamsters from playing with it.

      chl

    6. Re:Combination approach... by Lost+Race · · Score: 1
      Guns aren't magical, and just having one doesn't automatically protect you. What they do is give you the ability to kill (or at least seriously incapacitate) someone pretty easily. What you have to ask yourself is, how does being able to kill people help protect me? Am I willing to kill someone? Could I -- would I -- use that ability to stop a thief from stealing my stuff?

      If your stuff is that important that you'd kill someone who would mess with it, and be ready to pay the price for having killed someone, then getting a gun for that purpose might make sense. Just make sure you know how to use it -- it's a very powerful tool, and the more powerful the tool the more accidental damage it can do when operated improperly. If you're unwilling to kill or unable to shoot in the right direction, then a gun is fairly useless for defense and could even be a liability. But on the other hand, if you're really in a him-or-me type situation it sucks not to have the upper hand.

      Obviously there are many other reasons to have a gun besides home defense.

  74. Not a vicious dog by essiescreet · · Score: 1

    I've got a 75lb lab, very friendly. That said, even when my gf comes over, whom she knows, shares a bed with when I'm out of town, and really likes, she barks at.

    Shit, she barks at me when I'm in the yard. She sounds very vicious, and if you don't know her and know she's friendly, you won't come near the house.

    So, not only will she scare people away that are snooping around, she keeps the Mormons and other missionarys away.

    That said, I also keep a loaded 9MM in the drawer beside my bed, in case someone too dumb to be afraid of the dog comes along.

    I think everyone should own, and know how to use, a gun.

    Just be sure to keep an extra gallon of paint around, in case someone does break in.

    1. Re:Not a vicious dog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi, I have a neighbor with a big lab that barks all the time like an idiot. If I heard the dog barking, I wouldn't think to check to see if the idiot's place was being robbed, in fact, I hate the annoyance so much I'd probably figure it was deserved and do nothing. If something doesn't happen to shut the dog up, I am seriously considering the bowl of chopped steak and antifreeze solution.

    2. Re:Not a vicious dog by essiescreet · · Score: 1

      Hope yours is not the type with the 9MM, like me...

  75. Electrifry them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get a lot of really fine wire, like you get in old transformers. String it up around the house, hanging from trees etc. Connect this up to an old car alternator with a vibrating relay on it and then to a 12V battery. If it's dark, the intruders will get all tangled in it and get zapped with about 5000V. It's not parallysing like the stun guns but it sure as hell gives you a fright and makes you run. Non lethal as well.

    I know, my brother did it to me as a kid.

  76. Common Sense Tips by FoxND001 · · Score: 1

    Like everything else, a little awareness and some common sense will go a long way. Having lived in rough neighborhoods, here's some tips:

    1) Petty thieves tend to only go after what they can get quickly and make money off of selling. Don't leave anything of value VISIBLE in the car.
    2) If you have a nice stereo, make sure you take the face plate or the entire unit if it's removable. If not, make some mods to make the stereo look like it's not there (a false face that looks like the rest of the dash for example).
    3) Perhaps finding an indoors place to park the car, or building a small enclosed carport if necessary (did this once - worked out pretty well!).
    4) Neighbors can help - make friends, have them watch your back.
    5) Theft deterrents such as the Club(TM) can help.

    Now, if you want to be geeky about it, maybe a motion-activated web cam? Or, perhaps a GPS/cell phone rig just incase the car gets stolen?

    Any more thoughts?

    FoxND001

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  77. Get a rottweiler by rufusdufus · · Score: 1

    Rottweiler's have a very low and scary growl and tremdous bark that is quite scary. A dog like a labrador has a more 'friendly' bark that might not worry a hardened criminal. But that rottweiler sound, that will make anyone think twice.

    1. Re:Get a rottweiler by ksheff · · Score: 1

      Old English Mastiffs are pretty good dogs too. When we had one and the kids were out side, it would plant itself between them and the gate to the street and keep an eye on things. If there was someone or some animal it didn't like, it get between you and the object of it's suspicion. It would then proceed to growl, not really loud, more of a low rumble. Just the sight of it would cause unsuspecting utility workers to shit their pants in broad daylight, so I imagine encountering a pissed off 200 pound dog in the dark would not be a pleasant experience.

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    2. Re:Get a rottweiler by fuzdout · · Score: 4, Informative

      >A dog like a labrador has a more 'friendly' bark that might not worry a hardened criminal. But that rottweiler sound, that will make anyone think twice.

      That's not true about Labradors at all. I live in the middle of nowhere 20 miles from town. I have 2 Labs, a black and a yellow and 2 Goldens. When I go into town (which has a high gang ratio) and bring my Black Lab *everyone* clears the way. He is big and has presence and doesn't do the "I love everyone to death!" attitude my Goldens do. I once was lost at night somewhere and had the same black Lab with me and locked him in the car while I ate dinner at the Denneys. When I came back and opened the door I couldn't see him anywhere. Then I looked down and saw he was coiled up front under the steering wheel just daring anyone to try and get in the car. I also have never had anyone dare enter the yard when he is around and when I lived in town in a little duplex even my landlady didn't dare come through till I locked him up. Also, he has the meanest bark I have ever heard, along with flashing white teeth. My yellow Lab may look less scarey but he A: Has a big bark and B: He has has a higher intelligence about people than most Rottweilers. Most Rotts think everyone is the Bad Guy. Not This dog. When I had a new washer delivered to my house and was home he never even barked, just watched. Everytime somebody comes around with no business being here he acts like he is going to eat them.
      The Goldens bark but then try and "love" you :)
      BTW, speaking as a dog trainer and having worked in kennels for many years the very BEST guard dog in the world is a Chesapeak Bay Retriever. They are gentle and loyal with the elderly and children but make the best, most intelligent guard dogs there is. A Chessie is NOT afraid to knock a perp over and stand on them snarling in there face and only bite if necessarly till help arrives without any training in protection work.
      Also, they love to "be tough" without actually being mean. A friend who had one let his loose in his yard when some car pulled up in his driveway at 1 AM and the two people started necking. His dog Eric, quietly approached the car, slipped into the open window and then roared like a bear, scaring the crap out of the couple who drove off in a hurry.

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    3. Re:Get a rottweiler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "Son, I knew you'd been borrowing my car to go 'make out' with young ladies, and to tell the truth I was OK with that. But I really think you need to pick less kinky date activities. My car is not a restroom."

    4. Re:Get a rottweiler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait, you locked him in your car while you ate dinner? I can see where your dog would be angry.

    5. Re:Get a rottweiler by kjamez · · Score: 1

      Most Rotts think everyone is the Bad Guy. Not This dog. When I had a new washer delivered to my house and was home he never even barked, just watched. Everytime somebody comes around with no business being here he acts like he is going to eat them.
      The Goldens bark but then try and "love" you :)

      there is no such thing as a bad dog, only bad owners.

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    6. Re:Get a rottweiler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live in the middle of nowhere 20 miles from town.

      Thanks for your help in the project Locating Nowhere. Nowhere is located exactly 20 miles from the centroid of "town". We have duly noted this. In reference to BFE, would you say you're a "hop skip AND a jump? or just a "hop skip"?

    7. Re:Get a rottweiler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A rotti crossed with something a little less aggressive is a good idea. My brother's grilfriend had a rotti/red heeler cross at her parents, called Arnie, as in the Governator. Strangers were considered lunch, and friends were more than welcome.

      My mate has a rotti/staffy cross and the thing is built like a brick shithouse. Completely and utterly intimidating and completely and utterly harmless into the bargain. Harmless that is, until it or its family is threatened.

      My ex has a golden retriever, and yeah, its friendly, but I wouldnt want to get on its bad side after I saw it convince a pitt bull to go away.

    8. Re:Get a rottweiler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Also, they love to "be tough" without actually being mean. A friend who had one let his loose in his yard when some car pulled up in his driveway at 1 AM and the two people started necking. His dog Eric, quietly approached the car, slipped into the open window and then roared like a bear, scaring the crap out of the couple who drove off in a hurry."

      That's great. Your dog is a sexual prude. Not to mention it probably repressed that couple to where now instead of having sex with each other, they read and post to Slashdot.

    9. Re:Get a rottweiler by Graff · · Score: 4, Informative
      I have 2 Labs, a black and a yellow and 2 Goldens. When I go into town (which has a high gang ratio) and bring my Black Lab *everyone* clears the way. He is big and has presence and doesn't do the "I love everyone to death!" attitude my Goldens do.

      Labs have a great combination of intelligence, aggressiveness, protectiveness, size, and gentleness. They look tough and have a big bark but they generally don't fly off the handle. An intruder will quickly get barreled over by a Lab but if the master is around and he okays the person then the Lab will generally chill out.

      Labs are awesome with kids and are amazing at social interaction with people. My black Lab pretty much knows EXACTLY what is going on. If I'm going for a swim in the pool she is at the door before I leave my room. If I'm going to take a walk she is already by my side WITH the leash in her mouth. If I want her out of my way I just ask her to back up and she backs up, if I say move she moves out of the way.

      The worst thing is the first three years. Up until age 2 or 3 they can be unholy terrors. They are such mouthy, energetic dogs that they are constantly carrying your shoes, socks, paper, etc around the house and chewing on them. Be prepared to run them to death every day to try to tire them out. A swimming pool is perfect for this, get 2 toys, throw one in and send in the dog, when it gets back wave the second toy and throw it, then you can pick up the first one. Repeat until you have a very tired dog.

      BTW, speaking as a dog trainer and having worked in kennels for many years the very BEST guard dog in the world is a Chesapeak Bay Retriever. They are gentle and loyal with the elderly and children but make the best, most intelligent guard dogs there is. A Chessie is NOT afraid to knock a perp over and stand on them snarling in there face and only bite if necessarly till help arrives without any training in protection work.

      Chesapeake Bay Retrievers are a bit more wild and energetic than Labradors but they are also wonderful. Chessies are just as friendly as Labs but they are even WORSE when it comes to taking a break. From what I've experienced most Chessies will work or play until they literally pass out from exhaustion. They are a little dopey but not dumb, it's just that their energy is a bit too much for them to stop to think about what they are doing! They are EXTREMELY trainable and are very protective of children.

      You can hardly go wrong with either a Labrador or a Chesapeake Bay Retriever but be prepared to take a lot of walks and swims if you get one!
    10. Re:Get a rottweiler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rottwilers are stupid and owners of them generally are the same.

      if you want a family dog that is for defence you get a GERMAN SHEPARD.

      rottwilers are not smart animals and have only been bred for area protection, they will happily kill children or an errant cat and can not assess a situation.

      german Shepards are much smarter and can assess a threat quickly, they have been bred for these traits. Why do you think cops use them instad of the useless puitbulls and rottweilers?

      Get a german shepard, the most dangerous animal to an intruder and one of the absolutely most loyal pet's you can get.

      Granted there are always exceptions, and much of the dog's reactions depend on the life and training they recieved. but we have a ban on pitbulls and rottwilers here in my county.

      any dong that can determine that it's ok for eople to come to the door in daytime but she needs to tear them a new ass if the family is sleeping is a n animla you want to have.

    11. Re:Get a rottweiler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An addendum;

      My dad keeps an Australian Sheepherd (which is actually a misnomer, but that's not the point). While he lives in a rather nice neighborhood... if he didn't, that dog would make a very good guard dog. Not only is he 70 or so pounds (on the heavy side for Aus. Sheepherds - but not overweight, just built)... he's also one of the smarter dogs I've personally met. While I've never seen him in a situation where he'd have to barrel someone over, I know he can do it.

      Without any training on the subject, the dog will not take treats from people not OK'd by his owner. This is VERY important. If someone knows you've got a dog, and that the dog is your only protection.. how easy is it for them to toss a ball of ground beef with some sedative mixed in at the mutt? But I digress.

      The Aus. Sheepherd, while smart and protective (one time I was climbing down the ladder from the attic there, I slipped and fell, almost breaking my ankle. He came and whined and licked my face, then went to the door outside and barked at my dad until he came in to see me in pain on the floor, unable to get up.) can be pretty energetic, especially as puppies. And you've really got to keep their minds occupied, or they can get into trouble - they get bored, and they're smart.. they can get into stuff other dogs won't think to.

      Add to that very sharp teeth and a mean bark.. I've only heard him bark aggressively once, when some neighborhood kids were sneaking through dad's yard late at night. It woke me up and gave me a start - I thought another dog was in the house! Many the delivery guy mistakes his "Hey, there's a person here" bark for said aggressive bark, though.

    12. Re:Get a rottweiler by markandrew · · Score: 1

      "His dog Eric, quietly approached the car, slipped into the open window and then roared like a bear, scaring the crap out of the couple who drove off in a hurry." So, the couple drove off with a barking dog in their car!? Doesn't seem too bright, that - either the couple OR the dog... funny mental picture, though :)

    13. Re:Get a rottweiler by drunkennewfiemidget · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've learned the HARD way my black lab would take care of business in the event of a break-in.

      My dog is the biggest, suckiest, little wuss in the world. Loves everything that moves, greets everyone with licks, kisses, jumping up (despite my training for him not to) and everything. But if you come in the home when I'm in bed and I don't know about it, he will eat you.

      2 years ago, at my old place, my dog had his own couch. He slept on this couch nightly. The couch was in the path between my bed and my computers (on another floor).

      One morning, my pager went off, a network had stopped responding, and I have to investigate. It was about 3am, and my eyes hadn't adjusted to the light yet, so I didn't bother turning on any lights in my path between my room and the basement.

      I got down there, where the dog was, and it was PITCH black. No matter how good your night vision, you weren't seeing ANYTHING. As I rounded the corner from the stairs into the basement, all I heard was a low-pitched growl and the quiet sound of a dog walking towards me very slowly (he desperately needed his nails cut)... it didn't even sound like my dog. I turned around, and said, "PUPPY ITS ME!" Upon hearing that, he came over, expected a quick petting, and then went back to sleep. I was so proud of him that day.

      Aswell, if I'm not home and my girlfriend is, if any other male comes over to visit, the dog will instinctively ensure that he is ALWAYS between my girlfriend and the visitor. He will not allow the male to get between her and him.

      My girlfriend's father came over to visit, and told me all about it. He couldn't understand why the dog wasn't as genial as he normally was when he visited, and why he wouldn't leave her side. I explained.

      And to top it all off, I have grown up with labs all my life. I don't think I'll ever own any other breed of dog, they're SO intelligent when they need to be, but they're such lovable morons when they don't. They're great, and they never let me down.

      One night, when I was about 17, I had come home late one night, and sat down at my computer to read my e-mail. At this point in time, I'd already dumped my wallet, keys, etc onto my desk, and had nothing on me. My lab started whining that he wanted to go for a walk. Whilst walking him -- this was about 1 or 2am, a guy in a trenchcoat approached me. He got about 4 feet away from me, and pulled a knife. He said, "give me your wallet." I told him I didn't have it on me. I honestly didn't. He started threatening me, saying he was going to "cut me up". My dog, who I /never/ put on a leash, was about 20ft behind me peeing. He saw what was going on, and within about 2 seconds was right in front of me facing the guy, SITTING DOWN, looking up at him. He did nothing more than let out a bit of a growl and show his teeth. The guy backed away slowly, and then bolted. My dog watched him run and did nothing. Once the guy was > 100ft away, my dog went back, and continued to pee.

      Needless to say, that night, when we got home, I fed him almost an entire ham out of the fridge. :P

    14. Re:Get a rottweiler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, they love to "be tough" without actually being mean. A friend who had one let his loose in his yard when some car pulled up in his driveway at 1 AM and the two people started necking. His dog Eric, quietly approached the car, slipped into the open window and then roared like a bear, scaring the crap out of the couple who drove off in a hurry.

      So the romantic couple drove off with the dog who was in the car? Not a very smart dog to get kidnapped like that.

    15. Re:Get a rottweiler by Graff · · Score: 1
      2 years ago, at my old place, my dog had his own couch. He slept on this couch nightly. The couch was in the path between my bed and my computers (on another floor).

      One morning, my pager went off, a network had stopped responding, and I have to investigate. It was about 3am, and my eyes hadn't adjusted to the light yet, so I didn't bother turning on any lights in my path between my room and the basement.

      I got down there, where the dog was, and it was PITCH black. No matter how good your night vision, you weren't seeing ANYTHING. As I rounded the corner from the stairs into the basement, all I heard was a low-pitched growl and the quiet sound of a dog walking towards me very slowly (he desperately needed his nails cut)... it didn't even sound like my dog. I turned around, and said, "PUPPY ITS ME!" Upon hearing that, he came over, expected a quick petting, and then went back to sleep. I was so proud of him that day.

      There was one time that I fell asleep on a bed with my black Lab at my feet. This dog is a sweet, loving, and friendly Labrador that has never attacked anyone.

      The bedroom was pretty dark but the door was open a little, letting some light in. I was just nodding off when my Lab began to growl this erie, nasty, low growl. It made the hairs stand up on my head.

      When I looked down at her I could see that she was crouching on the bed, getting ready to pounce. The hair along the center of her back and down her tail was all puffed up and looked like a mohawk. It must have stood an inch or two off of her back.

      I looked up to see what she was concerned about and I realized that the light from the door was backlighting a coat rack with a coat and a hat on it. It looked almost exactly like a person was standing in the doorway.

      As I turned on a lamp next to my bed I saw that it definitely was a coat rack and not a person. We both got up and checked the rest of the house and it was clear of intruders. My Lab looked sheepish as we headed back to bed, my guess is that a random sound set her off so that when she saw the coat and hat she mistook it for a person and thought we were in danger. I have no doubt that if it were a intruder she would have attacked with 90 pounds of fury and done everything she could to protect me.
    16. Re:Get a rottweiler by fraudrogic · · Score: 1

      Not to get into the "my dog is the best" argument, but my Rottie is pretty damn intelligent. He knows who the bad guys are and who the good guys are. He's very friendly and I've seen him be *scary* agressive once in the 8 years that I've had him and it was justified as someone was entering my house at 4am uninvited and scared the hell out of him. Once he identified who it was, he was chill.

      Now, my cousin has a black lab. Super amounts of energy, disobedient, and about as smart as a box of rocks. But its all in the way you raise them. I raised mine to be obedient. Oh and cutting his balls off at 6 months old is a good idea too.

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    17. Re:Get a rottweiler by fuzdout · · Score: 1

      >here is no such thing as a bad dog, only bad owners.
      Actually you are wrong. Speaking as a proffesional dog trainer and having worked for and with proffesional breeders their are *both*. Bad dogs and bad owners. A dog's temperment is *inherited*. This is why a whippet and a corgi do not act the same even if treated the same and living in the same household. Not all rottweilers are mean dogs either, and it has to do with that dog's bloodlines. How a dog is raised and trained only enhances a dog's natural temperment but it doesn't *change* it. You can do things to not encourage aggression in any dog but there ARE such things as actual aggressive dogs. Rottweilers were oringally Roman cart dogs NOT guard dogs. However, people noticed they look big and tough and so started breeding them for aggression and eventually it stuck in certain lines. Now honestly I have met many nice rotties.. So long as they are on neutral territory. You do not have to teach a aggessive dog to be mean, In fact, you could outright discourage it. A perfect example is a good friend of mine has a Border Collie. This is NOT typically a aggressive breed however, this one despite being a normal puppy treated with the most loving care at about 12 months old started growling and snapping when ever he saw men or children. My friend first tried having people give him treats, to condition the "children and men equals food" response. However it didn't get anywhere,. She eventually tried another method which was rougher but got the message acrossed that this was unacceptable behavior. Was he cured? No. He was under reasonable control though and didn't make a scene when they took walks.. However, till this day she would never leave the dog loose in the front yard unattended if anyone was comming over. Also, dogs that slink around all the time are not *always* abused. There are dogs actually *born* this way. There owners can be and often are the nicest people but can't figure out why Rover is scared of strangers or children and in fact a dog that has been abused when put in a normal environment, if he has a "normal" temperment will be a normal acting dog in a month. Dogs don't "traumatize for life" all that easily and I have seen litters of puppies where most of the puppies are friendly and act just like regular puppies where as one of them as early as 6 weeks and sometime as early as a few WEEKS growls at people. They don't even have to have teeth or eyes open yet. Other dogs get a form of psycosis that is not seen till puberty (such as my friend's Border Collie) BTW said friend has another dog, a cocker spaniel who is friendly as can be so it was definately NOT a man-made issue. I have also noticed the breeds bred for guarding and aggression actually start "guarding" as early as 5-6 months old instead of 1 year or older for dogs not bred for guarding or aggression.

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    18. Re:Get a rottweiler by fuzdout · · Score: 1

      >Labs have a great combination of intelligence, aggressiveness, protectiveness, size, and gentleness. They look tough and have a big bark but they generally don't fly off the handle. An intruder will quickly get barreled over by a Lab but if the master is around and he okays the person then the Lab will generally chill out.

      Yup. That's the difference between a guard dog and a um.. Attack dog :)

      >Labs are awesome with kids and are amazing at social interaction with people. My black Lab pretty much knows EXACTLY what is going on. If I'm going for a swim in the pool she is at the door before I leave my room. If I'm going to take a walk she is already by my side WITH the leash in her mouth. If I want her out of my way I just ask her to back up and she backs up, if I say move she moves out of the way.

      Too true! Of course this is not un-common with Labs and is likely a reason they have been the AKC's most popular breed for a few years now.

      >The worst thing is the first three years. Up until age 2 or 3 they can be unholy terrors.

      True

      They are such mouthy, energetic dogs that they are constantly carrying your shoes, socks, paper, etc around the house and chewing on them.

      I had a chocolate Lab as a kid. She never actually chewed on the items, just carried them around :)

      Be prepared to run them to death every day to try to tire them out. A swimming pool is perfect for this, get 2 toys, throw one in and send in the dog, when it gets back wave the second toy and throw it, then you can pick up the first one. Repeat until you have a very tired dog.

      Yup!
      Or get a tennis racket and some tennis balls and practice like your going to the Olympics! Or get a tennis ball launcher. Manual or battery operated.

      BTW, my black Lab opens doors and you literally have to lock the door with a key if you want him to stay outside :)

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    19. Re:Get a rottweiler by fuzdout · · Score: 1

      Eric jumped back out of the car in time :)

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  78. Warnings is all you need by ZakMcCracken · · Score: 1

    In the neighborhood I used to live in, all those people with expensive alarm systems got robbed by people who knew better than the legitimate occupants how the systems operated. Additionally, some folks' alarm systems keep ringing and ringing for no reason (high number of false positives), which (1) they had to suffer from and (2) had the effect that if anybody was really stealing from them, pretty much nobody in the neighborhood would care about it.

    We on the other hand, without any electonic alarm system, never had one single break in. How? Small stickers on the windows conspicuously advertising alarm systems (who weren't there), and a discipline of locking every door and window pane that there was at night. When we went away for longer, steel wire was used to secure the window pane closings so that a simple crowbar wouldn't pry the window pane too easily.

    Don't trust technology when it comes to home security. Just make sure you don't make yourself the weakest link in the neighborhood. Between two doors equally easy to open, and equally not armed with alarm systems, you can bet that the thief will try first the one that doesn't bear a "warning security system" sticker.

    Now you just need to get convincing stickers without actually buying the alarm equipment, but you can figure that out...

  79. Easy by fw3 · · Score: 1
    I don't have cars that *anyone* would want to steal or even break into. I don't live in either a poor or pretentious neighborhood, so I'm not inherently a target.

    We do live within a few blocks of a large housing project which used to have a fairly serious crime problem but even at the worst of times over many years the worst problems we ever saw was that you couldn't ever leave something obviously valuable e.g. a power tool out overnight.

    I do take some precautions for my motorcycle, but as it's not an HD (which are first-rate theft magnets) a good size chain plus a lock through the front disk brake takes care of that problem.

    Of course if you gotta have a 30k+ car or if you're in an area that's going through a rough time there may not be such easy solutions.

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  80. Few tips by BoneFlower · · Score: 3, Informative

    If its legal where she is, and she can safely handle one, consider a gun. Its a last resort option(obviously) but when all else fails, even showing a gun can often deter someone. There are plenty of articles out there on home defense with a gun, so look it up to select a good weapon for her and to get her in the proper mindset to make the right call when she has to decide "shoot or don't shoot?". This is probably the most powerful option, but also the most dangerous if you screw it up(both to your health and legally), so do some serious research before going for it.

    Getting a large, or at least loud, dog can be very useful. Something that will bark loudly and incessantly if someone tries to break in, and will fight to defend the property. Be careful here too- the line between a dog that will fight to defend their master and a dog that will fight just because can be very thin, make sure you go to a reputable breeder and trainer if you want a dog that does more than make noise. But as with a gun, the mere presence can be a deterrent. Think about it, you start crowbarring a door and all of the sudden you hear loud, aggressive barking on the other side- all surprise is gone and you might have an animal on the other side ready to kill you. Most criminals will bail at that moment, to seek out an easier and safer(for them) victim.

    For alarms, don't use the default alarm tone. 9 times out of 10 if I hear it I ignore it, because its so damn common and most of the time its only going off because it was set too sensitive. Choose something out of the ordinary. Machine guns, explosions, screams, something that does not sound like a typical car alarm. It will startle the perp a bit more(being unexpected) and it will be more likely that a passerby will notice and glance over to see whats going on. Also, don't have it too sensitive, if the neighbors know your alarm will go off in a mild wind they won't do anything when it happens. Going to the previous selection, if you can get an alarm that will trigger a realistic recording of a dog barking and growling like its ready to kill, you can get the detterrent(though not the defensive) effect of a guard dog without the cost.

    Cameras placed in spots a perp will see when casing the place or running an impulse attack can also be a deterrent. They don't have to be hooked up to have deterrent value, or even be real cameras- a decent looking mockup will still be a deterrent. Of course a real camera that is hooked up can gather evidence in case they fail to deter the perp.

    Locks are an obvious one- while they won't stop a determined criminal, they will slow him down and require he make more noise on coming in. Any lock that is not working properly should be replaced immediately, and you might want to consider upgrading really old locks even if they are working right, they might not be as secure as newer models.

    1. Re:Few tips by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "...and will fight to defend the property."

      not really needed. If you have a medium sized dog or larger, it's barking will stop a stranger from getting into your home.

      If the dog is barking, it should wake you and you should investigate to a certian degree. Don't go outside to look around, but carry a mag light and look out all the windows. If you find evidence of an attempt intrusion.

      If you have dog that will activly attack in intruder, it is very real expectation that tat dog will attack someone who is in the house by invitation. If you must, get a highly trained security dog, and treat it as a security dog, not your playfull K9 that the grandchild play with.

      This is a myth:
      "But as with a gun, the mere presence can be a deterrent. "

      errr....no.
      The perps belief that you have a gun is a deterrent. Saying nothing and standing behind your couch pointing at the door and waiting is a trap.

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    2. Re:Few tips by JuggleGeek · · Score: 1
      Also, don't have it too sensitive, if the neighbors know your alarm will go off in a mild wind they won't do anything when it happens.

      I thought all of your advice was good. The part I quoted reminded me of a time when I lived on the 2nd story of an apartment complex. Parking was just below the "sidewalk" past my door, and my downstairs neighboor had a pickup with a very sensitive alarm. It went off fairly often, and he would just ignore it, knowing that it was probably a false alarm and it would shut up in a couple of minutes. But it was very annoying to me. (Especially when it would wake me up.)

      I went to a tennis club and bought a bunch of dead (not much bounce left) tennis balls for hardly anything. Then for a week or two, I'd walk out, throw a tennis ball on his hood, and go back in. 10 minutes later, I'd do it again.

      Eventually, he must have either removed/disabled the alarm, or had the sensitivity adjusted, because the balls quit setting it off. After that, it never bothered me again.

    3. Re:Few tips by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.indrasweb.com/, in your sig, is 404.

    4. Re:Few tips by Tyndmyr · · Score: 1

      Good advice, but I disagree that breeding is the most important factor in a dogs behavior. Training is, of course, critical, and Ive seen all too many people buy a "guard dog", loose intrest in it, and leave it chained outside 90% of the time. Please, don't get an animal unless you intend to properly train and spend time with it.

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  81. Leave the car unlocked by El+Puerco+Loco · · Score: 1

    To prevent people from breaking into my car, i leave it unlocked, and make sure nothing of value is left inside. Unless you have unbreakable windows locking the doors is only going to get you a broken window if someone really wants to get in and look around. An alarm might scare a thief away, but i wouldn't count on it, every time an alarm goes off in my neighborhood, it seems to take several hours for the car owner to react to it. There are things like the club and gas cutoffs to prevent someone from actually taking the car.

    1. Re:Leave the car unlocked by BoneFlower · · Score: 1

      To prevent people from breaking into my car, i leave it unlocked, and make sure nothing of value is left inside. Unless you have unbreakable windows locking the doors is only going to get you a broken window if someone really wants to get in and look around

      The real value of locks isn't in preventing theft, its in either slowing the perp down, or in forcing the perp to use a more noticeable method of getting in. Ideally the perp won't be willing to take the time or make the noise needed for fear of getting caught, but even if they are, having the door locked will give at least a slightly better chance that someone will notice and react in time to stop them.

    2. Re:Leave the car unlocked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course when you do this, you must be prepared for a homeless person to sleep and piss in your car.
      There are also countries where leaving a car unlocked is illegal.
      So beware.

    3. Re:Leave the car unlocked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but then you have assholes like an old friend of mine who went checking for unlocked doors and would then piss in the cars.

      That seems like a good solution to me.

  82. Get a crappy car by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 1

    Sorry for being so blunt, but unless she's able to park the car in a secure area such as a garage, there's basically nothing that you can do beyond a car alarm to deter a break in.

    The only other deterent I can think of is to get a beater mobile.
    But even then, those get broken into for the spare change and $50 stereo inside.

    This is a primary reason why auto insurance costs less in areas with lower crime rates -- there's not much you can do to deter a petty theif doing a simple smash and grab on a car.

    1. Re:Get a crappy car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I dunno. I find a fuel pump kill switch, in conjuction with an alarm system, and provided the switch is hidden properly, is a good deterrent.

      They can turn over the engine a million times and the car won't start. They're so uncommon that thieves, after spending the time to bypass the alarm, are likely to give up and move on before someone spots them. The amateurs are likely to think the car's go severe engine problems and is hard to start. The trick is finding a good spot to hide the switch - needs to be completely out of sight, protected (hard to dig out), and, preferably, a key-based switch.

      I'm seriously tempted to rig up an interior alarm siren after reading this thread though. Just... don't want to set that off accidentally... nice battery-backed-up unit, so if they cut the leads the thing keeps going.

      There is a point where enough time has passed that the thief will cut their losses and move on rather than risk continued attention.

  83. that is never legal by kajoob · · Score: 1

    That is actually incorrect. "Spring guns" are never legal. Ever. You can't say "never" too many times in the legal profession, but this is one of the times. Also, you are never allowed to protect your property with deadly force. Now mind you, I said property. If you are in your home and a burglar comes in and you shoot him dead, you weren't protecting your property, you were protecting yourself and your family - that's the distinction. So protecting your property with a spring guy is doubly illegle, even if the person on your property is a burglar.

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    1. Re:that is never legal by Glonoinha · · Score: 4, Informative

      Your statement about property is state specific.

      Massachusetts residents are not allowed to use deadly force to protect property.

      Texas residents are allowed to use deadly force to protect property. It is perfectly legal to kill someone for spraypainting graffiti on the side of your building, assuming you catch them in the act and use deadly force to make them stop (as opposed to after they stop, which is retribution, which is not legal.) If someone is running away with your garden gnome and all the way down the block, and you have to decide between letting them go or shooting them in the back with a high powered rifle so you can get your garden gnome back - you can legally do either (your choice.)

      Spring guns (booby traps) are still a no-no.

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    2. Re:that is never legal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would it be legal with a paintball gun or a squrit gun?

    3. Re:that is never legal by MoriarGryphon · · Score: 1, Informative

      That is a myth. Texas does not allow the utilization of deadly force to stop property damage. The worst you can do, is point a gun at them and say "Stop, or I'll shoot.", but you could be charged with manslaughter/murder/etc if you shoot them.

      In the Texas Penal Code, deadly force is only authorized to prevent either illegal deadly force (Or to include a reasonable threat. If he says he's going to kill you, you can shoot him. If he tries to kill him, you can shoot him.) or some specific crimes being commited. Rape, kidnapping when a threat is involved, etc. If he grabs you by your arm and says "Come with me, or I'll kill you." you can shoot him.

      For more information, take a course on concealed carry in the appopriate state if available.

    4. Re:that is never legal by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      Funny that a lawyer doesn't seem to know that laws like this are state-specific.

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    5. Re:that is never legal by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2, Informative
      Have you read the Penal Code? Slightly truncated version below, from Chapter 9, section 9.42

      A person is justified in using deadly force against another to protect land or tangible, movable property: when and to the degree he reasonably believes the deadly force is immediately necessary: to prevent the other's imminent commission of arson, burglary, robbery, aggravated robbery, theft during the nighttime, or criminal mischief during the nighttime; or to prevent the other who is fleeing immediately after committing burglary, robbery, aggravated robbery, or theft during the nighttime from escaping with the property; and he reasonably believes that: the land or property cannot be protected or recovered by any other means; or the use of force other than deadly force to protect or recover the land or property would expose the actor or another to a substantial risk of death or serious bodily injury.

      So, if you're commiting a crime at night, you're fair game. I feel sorry for thieves and murderers in Texas, whenever they go to work, they're taking their lives in their hands.

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    6. Re:that is never legal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Here in Georgia, my neighbor explained to me that it's unlawful to use deadly force on an intruder unless the intruder has a deadly weapon in his hand (eg, a handgun).

      Simple solution: my neighbor has *two* guns.
      One shotgun for shooting the intruder and one small handgun (purchased on the steet with the serial number filed off) for placing in the dead intruder's hand before the police arrive.

    7. Re:that is never legal by trawg · · Score: 2, Funny

      There was a post above asking why gun deaths in Canada are so much lower than that of the US, and now finally I understand why - rampant garden gnome theft in Texas.

    8. Re:that is never legal by winwar · · Score: 1

      Ummm, perhaps you should read that a little closer...

      because there are a few caveats:

      "when and to the degree he reasonably believes the deadly force is immediately necessary"

      and

      "reasonably believes that: the land or property cannot be protected or recovered by any other means; or the use of force other than deadly force to protect or recover the land or property would expose the actor or another to a substantial risk of death or serious bodily injury."

      there are a number of "reasonable" qualifiers in that Penal Code. Yes, you could shoot someone in the back for stealing your garden gnomes but I strongly suspect this would not be considered "reasonable" by the prosecutor at least.... Especially if you happened to kill a unarmed teenager with no record.....

      While you may not be convicted, your life isn't going to be pleasant...

    9. Re:that is never legal by kajoob · · Score: 1

      You are correct that this is state specific, however, it is illegal in every jusisdiction in the United States to use deadly force to protect property alone. Courts have long held that life is infintely more valuable than property. Property can be replaced, but life cannot - no matter how much of a scumbag it is that converts/damages your property.

      Now again, I must emphasize that the rules are completely different when you are in your dwelling when someone breaks in - you are then allowed to use deadly force if you have a reasonable belief that your life or the life of another is in imminent danger.

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    10. Re:that is never legal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Texas sounds like hell on earth.

    11. Re:that is never legal by kajoob · · Score: 1

      Where did I say that this wasn't state specific? There are some rules in common law that exist in all jurisdictions. Please look here for a little more explanation.

      Funny that someone on slashdot would just assume something with no evidence supporting their contention. ;)

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    12. Re:that is never legal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously you've never been to New Jersey...

    13. Re:that is never legal by Glonoinha · · Score: 1

      This has already been addressed in great detail, with specific references to the Texas Penal Code. Scroll up some

      Sorry, but you are incorrect on this aspect. It is perfectly legal to kill someone in order to protect your property in Texas. Not in your home, not on your land, not in your car. Just out and about, minding your own affair - if someone runs off with your cell phone and you personally believe that unless you immediately shoot him in the back and kill him you will never get your cell phone back ... you are legally entitled to do so. I'm not saying it is 'worth it' - I'm just saying you are legally allowed.

      I appreciate and respect your personal views and the sanctity with which you hold the lives of other people, but please understand that there is a wide gap between your personal convictions and the law. In Massachusetts what you said is in fact the law; in Texas it isn't - and by no means is it illegal in every jusisdiction in the United States to use deadly force to protect property alone.

      I am pretty ignorant about a lot of things, but when it comes to killing a man I have all my ducks in a row.

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    14. Re:that is never legal by Glonoinha · · Score: 1

      You see, some people twist words to make them seem to be what they are not.

      The rest of the sentence, which you casually neglected to include, gives that caveat a completely different meaning :

      when and to the degree he reasonably believes the deadly force is immediately necessary to prevent the other's imminent commission of arson, burglary, robbery, aggravated robbery, theft during the nighttime, or criminal mischief during the nighttime; or

      when and to the degree he reasonably believes the deadly force is immediately necessary to prevent the other who is fleeing immediately after committing burglary, robbery, aggravated robbery, or theft during the nighttime from escaping with the property


      So what it says in its entirely (that being the law) is 'when he believes that the deadly force is immediately necessary to make the bad guy not commit the act, or not get away with the stolen goods.'

      The 'reasonable' is 'reasonable belief that if you don't kill him he will commit the crime (vandalism) or get away and you will never get your gnome back' - not 'is it reasonable to kill him for spraypainting on my fence or stealing my garden gnome.' Big difference.

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    15. Re:that is never legal by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1
      Also, you are never allowed to protect your property with deadly force

      Please read that again and tell me where it's state-specific. Face it, you're ignorant outside of your little sphere. Giving legal advice to people isn't a good idea when you have no idea what you're talking about.

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    16. Re:that is never legal by mod_parent_down · · Score: 1

      Curious, in what circumstance would I not have a reasonable belief that my life is in imminent danger (when someone breaks in)?

    17. Re:that is never legal by lobsterGun · · Score: 1

      This may sound screwed up...

      in Ohio the general rule is that if you can flee you life is NOT in imminent danger.

      example:
      -- If you are locked in a room with a window, and they are breaking down the door, then you can flee out the window - then your life is not in imminent danger so you may not se deadly force to protect yourself.
      -- If the window is on the third floor (or there is no window)- then your life is in danger and you may be justified in using deadly force to defned yourself.

    18. Re:that is never legal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't squabble; you're BOTH right.

    19. Re:that is never legal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes, Texas residents can use deadly force to prevent property crimes, but it's AT NIGHT.

      should still read in the Vernon's Civil Statutes: "to prevent the commission of a crime at night."

      still, this didn't afford any protection to a police detective who hid on the roof with his son at night and waited for a group of teens to come vandalize his car - they shot one of the teens dead and injured another and were both sent up-river for the crime.

      it's like what an old cop i know once said about policing:

      "you basically know what the COURTS will let you do, what the PEOPLE will let you do, and what YOU know you can do..."

      in this case, the people (the jury) chose not to abide by the letter of the law (deadly force at night).

    20. Re:that is never legal by nursedave · · Score: 1

      It does get pretty hot in July.

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    21. Re:that is never legal by nursedave · · Score: 1
      There must have been other circumstances; under Texas law, if you shoot someone at night while they are in the act of comitting a crime such as theft, arson, or vandalism, then no crime has been comitted by you.... You can not be charged, and even if some overzealous MF DA does charge you, you will be no-billed by the grand jury. A jury can't decide, "Well, the law says he is allowed to do this, but we think otherwise," and convict.

      Like I say, other circumstances must be in play; I'd kinda like to know the story, if you happen to have a link or more details. Thanks

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  84. One word by Biotech9 · · Score: 1

    Robocop.

    1) Serve the public trust.

    2) Protect the innocent.

    3) Uphold the law.

  85. Say wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "My Mom got lives alone..."

    What the fuck are you saying? Foget home security, get some diction lessons.

  86. Take a cue from "The Ref" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Set up an automatic sprayer filled with cat urine

  87. Not in Texas! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not here in Texas! If the are on your property, and you feel in danger, feel free to FIRE AWAY!!! ^_^

  88. Triangulate & follow by wiggling · · Score: 1

    I always imagined a system where a set of cameras (visual or IR?) would sense motion/heat, and a computer would triangulage the location and direct spotlights to follow the assumed intruder. Good psych value. No, I wouldn't go so far as to connect it to an automatic weapon. YMMV.

  89. As with most problems... by iamdrscience · · Score: 1

    I recommend fire, and lots of it.

    1. Re:As with most problems... by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 1

      Dude you have been funny for two days in a row...

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  90. Loaded 38 under my Mothers pillow by notestein · · Score: 1

    She pretty much takes care of herself.

    1. Re:Loaded 38 under my Mothers pillow by kyhwana · · Score: 1

      Dude, do NOT have a LOADED firearm in your house, let alone under your bed/pillow
      ! Jesus, that's just asking for your head to be blown off.

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    2. Re:Loaded 38 under my Mothers pillow by notestein · · Score: 1

      I've had loaded guns in my house for the last 40 years. No heads blown off yet. I also operate knives. Still have all my digits.

  91. Re:Alarm (to notify) Gun (to defend) by Skyshadow · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I prefer non-lethal approaches.

    Guns are problematic. First, there's the obvious safety issue of having a gun in the house. Second, there's the fact that if you miss (or even if you don't), you could toss a bullet through a wall and kill your kid sleeping in the next room or the neighbor down the block.

    Pepper spray is good stuff. It's effective over any range you'll encounter in your house. It's nonlethal, so you can use it without being 100% sure of your target (is that shadow an intruder or my 16 year old sneaking back into the house?). It's even effective if you don't have a clear shot -- spray it into the hall and you'll deny access to a section of the house while you dial 911. And if your kids find it, the worse that can happen is they'll spray themselves and need an eye wash. Painful, but beats a bullet in the head.

    Given the real risks of even keeping a handgun, in most realistic scenarios (aka, 35 gang members probably aren't going to rush your house), pepper spray is a far better solution given the overall risk/rewards.

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  92. Some suggestions by skrysakj · · Score: 2, Interesting

    -Put a mannequin in the passenger seat (dressed, of course).
    -Wire up a camera to the motion sensor in the driveway. You'll
    catch the person(s) breaking in. Also, set the camera, if
    possible, to put time & date stamp on the photo.
    -Wire a barking dog to the motion sensor in the driveway.
    -Put up a fence around the house, with a gate to get in and out
    of the driveway.

    Think deterrence, and capture, instead of bulletproof system.

    1. Re:Some suggestions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -Wire a barking dog to the motion sensor in the driveway.

      I'm afraid the dog wouldn't like that.

  93. High tech is just expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This may sound kind of old school, but really if you've got a car alarm, and a motion sensing light, and somebody still comes and takes the car, what are you really going to do? You could add a camera possibly, and maybe that'd let you catch the guy after the fact, but it might not help and he'd still steal your stuff.

    About a year ago, somebody broke into my apartment and stole a couple computers. In the grand scheme of things, it wasn't that big a deal. After paying the deductible, I got computers that were better than what I started with and there was no harm done to me or my loved ones.

    Afterwards I briefly had a fit of paranoia, trying to figure out how to defend my home. Thought about cameras, etc, but in the end, it's not that big of a deal. It's just stuff. Nobody was hurt, and I'm pretty confident that had we been home, the guy wouldn't have even tried to break in. If the guy had been intent on hurting us, cameras, etc, wouldn't have done us a lick of good. Then your best off with old fashioned things like big dogs and loaded shotguns.

  94. Smoke Crack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then you won't have anything left worth stealing.

  95. If you go this route... by cjsnell · · Score: 5, Informative


    If you decide to get a dog, PLEASE rescue one and do not buy a puppy. Too many great dogs are euthanized every day because nobody wants them.

    1. Re:If you go this route... by Judg3 · · Score: 1

      Holefully dogs are more 'hardy' then cats with regards to shelter living.
      Me and my wife have said we will be getting no more cats at the shelters after we've had to put 3 out of 4 down within the past 2 years.

      2 of them cost over 2500$ in vet bills before it was finally to late, the other one had leukemia and the vet said there's nothing at all we could do

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    2. Re:If you go this route... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would suggest rescuing a puppy. A dog that was raised by others will not understand that you are its owner as well as a dog that you raise yourself. There are puppies that need rescuing too, or they will be euthanized.

    3. Re:If you go this route... by cjsnell · · Score: 1

      Please do not spread FUD. Almost all dogs available at the shelters will make fine and hardy pets. Why? Unfortunately, most injured or otherwise unadoptable dogs are put down if not claimed within a day or two of their arrival. There is nothing about the shelter process that will make a dog unhardy. Well, with the exception of diseases like Parvo--but this disease is not very common and will be very obvious within a few days of adopting a dog. If you adopt a dog, take it to the vet for a thorough check-up and you and pup will be fine.

      One of the best dogs that I've ever had came from a shelter. You can't beat a good labrador mix from a shelter for their intelligence and character. I'm also a big fan of purebred Chesapeake Bay Retrievers but I advocate rescuing one (see my sig) instead of purchasing a puppy. There's just something about a rescued animal...most of them, especially those that have had some hard times, are truly appreciative of you as their saviour.

      Chris

    4. Re:If you go this route... by pyrrhonist · · Score: 1
      the other one had leukemia

      The shelter should have told you the cat had leukemia, and separated it from the other cats in the shelter. They should have also asked if you had other cats when you showed interest in this cat (feline leukemia is contagious).

      Bottom line: Find a different shelter. This one is BAD.

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    5. Re:If you go this route... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      who cares where they buy them, they are animals and if they die big deal.

    6. Re:If you go this route... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you spent $2500 on cats? Wow. I dont have anything against cats, but there's just so many unwanted ones that it'd have to be an awefully special cat to get anything above spayed/neutered.

    7. Re:If you go this route... by big+tex · · Score: 1

      He's talking about cats.

      Apparently, according to your comments, dogs from shelters are hardy, so ... you agree with him.

      Also, as a cat guy, I'd like to point out that dogs spread the FUD, but cats leave it in the litter box. So there.

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    8. Re:If you go this route... by Captain+McCrank · · Score: 1
      Off topic, yes-

      I would avoid a rescue dog if you're looking for a working animal. Rescue dogs are exteremely variable. They may have been abused, might have undetermined breeding and are potentially unpredictable. These are not problems that are always easily identifiable. It can take weeks before it will become apparent.

      Don't get me wrong. I love my rescued coonhound/shepard mix, but we've discovered some areas where he has 'issues' that don't really mesh well with our active lifestyle. He tends to spook at really odd things (The wind, for example) and is variably aggressive to other dogs. We've done about a hundred hours of training with him and had little luck adjusting his behavior. Many trainers have recommended we give up on certain training with him.

      The next dog we get will be from a breeder if we're looking for a working animal.

    9. Re:If you go this route... by dallask · · Score: 1

      The best dogs Ive ever had have all come from shelters and pounds...

      the only time I ever had a problem with a dog, he was from a breeder.

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    10. Re:If you go this route... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree and know this can't be true across the board. My 2 year old rescued dog figured out I was it's owner very quickly. Not to mention I didn't have to potty train or come home to my shoes chewed up.

      This could be something that varies with breeds.

    11. Re:If you go this route... by Judg3 · · Score: 1

      Whoa, calm down - I was talking about cats. I have no dog shelter experience. The dogs I've owned we've either rescued from the woods (One, named Duchess, we found tied to a tree with one of her hind legs almost shot off from BB guns - we took her to the vet and they had to amputate), were bought from friends and family who couldn't handle them, or are breeds that would no way in hell be found in a shelter for $45, like our Saarloos Wolfhond (I had to sell him though, moved into the city so there was no way I could get a pen in the size required and you're never supposed to chain wolf hybrids).

      Speaking of, if you're mainly a cat person, then a wolf hybrid would be a good dog for you. They are a lot like cats, less of a pet and more of a companion animal.

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    12. Re:If you go this route... by TykeClone · · Score: 1

      When I was a kid, we had a mutt (looked to be a poodle mix?) show up at our house during a blizzard. No one claimed her and she stuck around better than 10 years - best dog I've ever had.

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    13. Re:If you go this route... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Me and my wife have said we will be getting no more cats at the shelters after we've had to put 3 out of 4 down within the past 2 years.

      I've got two shelter cats. One eight years old and the other four. I got the eight year old when she was two and the four year old as a kitten. Both are in great health with no (knock on wood) problems. Since they're indoor only cats I expect them to be around until they're around 15.

      As a general suggestion to others consider having an adopted pet checked out right away by a vet to make sure they are healthy.

      Adopting a cat or dog really is a good thing. Dogs can be easily trained to correct most problems and make great pets. Mixed breed dogs at times have the benefit of "hybrid vigor" and if they've been treated well in the past normally live a full, healthy life. Cats can be more difficult to remove bad habits from but it still can be done in a few months (unlike dogs that can be retrained in a week or two).

      My adopted dog, a dalmation that I got when she was three lived until she was 13 (pretty good for the breed). She had two previous physically abusive owners and wasn't even up for adoption when I found out about her (she was marked for the "nighty night needle" a day before I got her). It took a few months of work to get her to work with me but she turned out to be friendly, moderately obedient dog (on par for the breed). No health problems that wouldn't be excepted for the breed.

      I'm sorry about the problems you had. That sucks.

    14. Re:If you go this route... by darkonc · · Score: 1
      2 of them cost over 2500$ in vet bills before it was finally to late, the other one had leukemia and the vet said there's nothing at all we could do

      Either you've just been very unlucky, or there are some serious problems with the shelter where you got them. I've had a couple of cats from shelters, and friends who have gotten many more. I haven't had any out of the ordinary problems with them, and neither have my friends (except for the one who specifically looks for special needs cats). Normally cats will actually live a good bit longer than dogs.

      In any case, that's kinda irrelevant to the question at hand... Although a couple of indoor/outdoor cats will completely eliminate most mouse/rat problems (other than having to clean up after the cats have had dinner). Cats won't generally deter human thieves (unless you've got a pet bobcat, but that's a different story).

      Dogs apparently do deter thieves... In fact, one police officer said that just having a 'Beware of Dog' sign on the door is enough to make most thieves go to the next house. An actual dog is optional.

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    15. Re:If you go this route... by fuzdout · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You are absolutely correct. Call me a troll, but speaking as a dog trainer I have found people have *more* problems with "shelter" and "rescue" dogs. Most dogs end up there because they have issues that most normal families can't deal with. Wether that is epilepsy (and while one may feel sorry for dogs with epilepsy why would you purposely adopt one when you can get a dog with no health problems at all?) or a strange/weird temperment. Yes, there are some Good Dogs that are left because owners are moving or whatever but many, many have issues that go beyond that... Which is why they are given up in the first place. I also recommend getting a purebred as you have a much greater chance of knowing how big, and what kind of temperment your dog will end up with and energy level, trainability etc. Mix breeds are purley a gamble and some turn out good, others poor with far more variation than the purebreds. Also better if you can see/meet the parents of your new puppy and see health cerificates clearing from genetic diseases like hip dysplasia and cataracts -info you will never have with a dog on unknowen ancestery and orgin. Also, the shelter environment seldom shows a dog's true temperment. Takes about a month of living with a dog in a home environment till you can see what he is like (as opposed to a shelter which the dog is only there abour 14 days).. Also, for the record, last time I was at the animal shelter it was all mix breeds. No purebreds except 2 Dalamations and a couple of pit bulls.

      Also with regards to Parvo as someone mentioned, you don't know if the dog has it in a couple days as it takes weeks to show up. Also it can last in an area for months. Shelters are constantly exposed to it as they pick up all kinds of animals. After being around an animal that has been exposed or in an exposed area you should always change your clothes, step your shoes in bleach and shower before spending time with your own pet.
      If you don't want a puppy many responsible breeders have adults available occasionally that are retired from breeding or showing and usually have extensive handling, even training, some are even housebroken and most are crate trained and good with kids.
      And yes, when I look for a new working dog, first place I head off to is a responsible breeder of proven working stock that has good temperment, easy to train and very healthy.

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    16. Re:If you go this route... by jemfinch · · Score: 1

      If you decide to get a dog, PLEASE rescue one and do not buy a puppy. Too many great dogs are euthanized every day because nobody wants them.

      Then complain about the retards who get a dog and then send it to a shelter because they're not in the mood for a pet anymore. But don't act as if the rest of us have some responsibility to save the world of unwanted animals at our own expense because some other people are irresponsible.

      There are significant advantages to owning a dog from puppy to the long walk, not the least of which is being free of the emotional baggage an "unwanted dog" brings into the relationship. Rescuing dogs may be some people's bag, but if you've got extra zealotry points to spend, spend it against those who frivolously give away their dogs, not those who want new ones.

      Jeremy

    17. Re:If you go this route... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As you totally gloss over all the extra medical problems that purebreeds are prone to.

    18. Re:If you go this route... by rolling_or_jaded · · Score: 1


      Yep - dogs are a great security measure (I know, I have three! :)

      Rescue animals can be the best decision you ever make - shameless, but community-minded and not-for-profit plug: If you're in Australia, visit www.petrescue.com.au

    19. Re:If you go this route... by ross.w · · Score: 3, Interesting

      In Australia, at least, a "Beware of the Dog" sign is a major legal liability, unless your dog really warrants it.

      You are effectively saying "My dog is dangerous and I know it" and the first person it bites for whatever reason is going to have that much more chance of suing you.

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    20. Re:If you go this route... by Canberra+Bob · · Score: 1

      "Most dogs end up there because they have issues that most normal families can't deal with"

      No, most dogs end up there because their previous owners were total idiots who deserve a kick in the head.

      You are mixing a good working dog with a family pet. If you want a good working dog, then yes you go to a breeder (as I have done with my last pup). If you want a family pet then you can generally find some very good ones from the local pound who will devote their life to you as they know what you have done for them. In the past we have had a few, and you could not ask for a more devoted companion (should also be noted that they lived to a ripe old age).

    21. Re:If you go this route... by router · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, see, in the US robberies occur almost without exception when the owners are not home. This is because (and the anti gun folks will immediately claim its not true) a large minority of folks own guns. So in the US, the dog sign is enough to deter crime. In countries where gun ownership is severely restricted, a higher proportion of robberies are home invasion style (ie. the owners are home). So the beware of dog sign is the second best thing you can do to deter crime, along with having liberal gun ownership laws (Note: This doesn't mean that you personally have to own a gun. Simply the fact that you could easily own one is enough to deter criminals). I would include links, but google if you are interested since it makes for interesting reading separating fiction from fact.

      andy

    22. Re:If you go this route... by SpeedyGonz · · Score: 1

      Totally agree, and I can tell you from experience that rescued puppies and even grown up dogs, when treated well, can be the most loyal of dogs.

    23. Re:If you go this route... by M-G · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As you totally gloss over all the extra medical problems that purebreeds are prone to.

      Not to mention the fact that there are tons of people out there breeding dogs who don't have a clue, and are only doing it for the money. It's very easy to get AKC paperwork for dogs, and therefore sell AKC registered puppies. Too many people think this is some kind of guarantee that the puppy will be healthy and free from problems.

      A good breeder screens their animals for breed-specific problems. A good breeder also won't be selling their dogs in a parking lot or sending them to a pet store.

    24. Re:If you go this route... by fuzdout · · Score: 1

      Mix breeds can have just as many health problems as purebreds can. In fact, go to the vets on any given day and majority are mixed breeds. You have to remember a mix breed is two purebreds that have not necessarily been from good bloodlines. If mix breed's mom has hip dyslpasia and mix breed's dad has a autoimmune disorder, mix breed himself may have BOTH!
      With purebreds from responsible breeders you have several generations breeding *against* health problems where as with mix breeds nobody does *any* health clearances for genetic disorders let alone are they bred by people who know the given bloodline. (mix breeds usually are two dog's randomly getting it on)

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    25. Re:If you go this route... by fuzdout · · Score: 1

      >Not to mention the fact that there are tons of people out there breeding dogs who don't have a clue, and are only doing it for the money. It's very easy to get AKC paperwork for dogs, and therefore sell AKC registered puppies.

      You are quite correct and you have to be careful. Though yes you can register a litter very easily, however you cannot register a litter with AKC unless both parents are.. Not that this guarantees quality. You have to make sure the person breeding the dogs has health clearances, knowes about good bone structure and confirmation and has had a lot of experience with their breed.

      >Too many people think this is some kind of guarantee that the puppy will be healthy and free from problems.

      A good breeder screens their animals for breed-specific problems. A good breeder also won't be selling their dogs in a parking lot or sending them to a pet store.

      You are absolutely correct! However, at least if you find a good breeder you have a snow-ball's chance in Hell that the puppy will be healthy and good tempered where as a mix breed it's a complete gamble (what makes the mix breed's quality any better than the poorly bred purebred in the newspaper? It isn't. It's one and the same)

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    26. Re:If you go this route... by M-G · · Score: 2, Informative

      However, at least if you find a good breeder you have a snow-ball's chance in Hell that the puppy will be healthy and good tempered where as a mix breed it's a complete gamble (what makes the mix breed's quality any better than the poorly bred purebred in the newspaper? It isn't. It's one and the same)

      Sure, a random mixed-breed may have problems, but remember that the 'breed-specific' problems are frequently the result of inbreeding and recessive genes. If breed A frequently has a recessive genetic trait, and breed B does not, mixing the two can't result in the problem.

    27. Re:If you go this route... by fuzdout · · Score: 1

      >Sure, a random mixed-breed may have problems, but remember that the 'breed-specific' problems are frequently the result of inbreeding and recessive genes. If breed A frequently has a recessive genetic trait, and breed B does not, mixing the two can't result in the problem.

      Actually this isn't quite true in dogs as far as the inbreeding thing goes. In fact the healthiest bloodlines usually are inbred as you are only dealing with so many different kinds of genes for different issues. If you have one bloodline with no hip dysplasia for example and you continue to not breed outside of that dogs direct bloodline it won't ever appear in any of the pups since genetically, if it ain't there it can't magically appear (inbreeding in dogs isn't as dangerous as inbreeding in humans). Every time you outcross with your breeding stock you add new genes and that includes adding new defaults as well. If you already have a certain problem with your line as a recessive inbreeding only alows it to show it's face since you have doubled up on that trait. When you cross two breeds that is doing the same as a major outcross and so same things happens as a outcross amoungst purebreds, you introduce new genes some of which can be for health problems the other bloodline didn't even have. Some breeders outcross only and boy not only is there a much larger range of health issues that can arise but every puppy can look completely different. You have to know what your are doing when both inbreeding (try not to double up on certain faults) and outcrossing (try not to add more faults to your bloodline). Line breeding is the safest route for newbies. When mix breeds are bred nobody is ever there checking the pedigrees of the parents and the health genetics of the parents either to prevent serious problems. Just because mom doesn't have a problem doesn't mean her ancestors don't that can come through when she has pups if bred to a dog with similar health issues in the family tree.
      My favorite story regarding inbreeding being "evil" is when a buddy of mine (who has beed breeding dogs for over 30 years and has 10 generations of his own line) had somebody come over to buy a puppy and the potential puppy owner says "now I don't want any inbred dogs because they are ugly and have health problems". My friend shows him the kennel and says "ok, pick out the inbred dog". So the guy goes over to the ugliest dog in the whole kennel and points "that one there" and my friend smiles and says "actaully that is the only outcross in the whole kennel" :) Also interesting how he has better health in his dogs than most other breeders and the times he has gotten health issues in the line have all come when he outcrossed his dogs to another line. BTW you may find this interesting to know but if you look up in the Guiness Book Of World Records the longest living dog for every year is always a purebred NOT a mix breed. One was a Australian Shepherd and the other was a Lab. Now don't get me wrong, mix breeds are not "evil" nor does it mean all have health problems, or temperment problems. But when you want to find a dog for a specific purpose amd have specific behavior traits and want to guarantee health get a purebred. BTW as far as health goes, a good breeder is willing to take back any puppy you buy that has health problems this kind of agreement isn't with the pound or the litter of mix breed puppies the neighbor has. If you don't care what your dog will be like when he grows up and are willing to take a gamble than a mix breed is just fine.

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    28. Re:If you go this route... by Knightfall · · Score: 1

      "Most dogs end up there because they have issues that most normal families can't deal with."

      I call bunk. I am heavily involved with rescue groups and all my dogs are rescue dogs. I have found almost 100% of rescue dogs come from people who just don't have a clue. They didn't know how big it would get, how much work it would be, etc.

      "I also recommend getting a purebred as you have a much greater chance of knowing how big, and what kind of temperment your dog will end up with and energy level, trainability etc."

      And unless you are very heavily involved in the breeder scene and know them very personally, you have a great chance of getting an animal with tons of inbreeding problems. I'm am most certainly not saying that all breeders are bad, but it is extremely difficult for people not in the know to track down truly reputible breeders.

      There are just too many dogs already in this world and breeders are not helping the situation. Bringing home an animal that is in dire need of a home results in a truly loyal companion that on average will have no more physical/mental issues than any purebread.

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  96. two things by maxpublic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    a very big, territorial dog, and a gun in case the dog isn't an effective deterrent.

    The FBI tells us that somewhere between 200,000 and 800,000 crimes a year are prevented when the intended victim pulls a gun. The gun is only discharged in 1/10 of 1% of these instances, usually into the air and not at the criminal. So a gun is a very real deterrent, and the odds that you'll actually have to fire it at all are 1 in 1,000, if you're the target of a crime.

    Most criminals are cowards. Most criminals will run if their victim is armed *even they're armed themselves*. Don't believe the claptrap that if you own a gun you'll get yourself involved in a shoot-out if you're the target of a criminal. The odds of that happening are extremely low.

    Max

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    1. Re:two things by BoneFlower · · Score: 1

      To expand on this, while its unlikely you will have to fire, you might. So spend time on the shooting range. Also, take some classes or read some articles about home defense with a gun. It is quite possible you will end up firing at a friendly if you are too quick to react. Or end up getting shot yourself if you are too slow to react.

      A gun is a very powerful deterrent and an effective last line of defense, but it is also very risky and can lead to death of people close to you or legal charges against you for excessive force, it is not something to take lightly. Do lots of research into home defense techniques and various types of weapons to determine if a gun is an appropriate option for your situation, and if so what type of gun is best for you. And make sure to know and respect the basic rules of gun safety, and any special rules that happen to apply to the specific weapon you are using.

      Oh, and don't forget, if the gun is out of arms reach have it locked up securely. The VAST majority of accidental shooting deaths I read about can be traced back to some moron leaving a loaded gun where a kid could get to it without supervision. It is ridiculously easy to secure a firearm so that kids can't use it without supervision, so go ahead and do so.

    2. Re:two things by DrVxD · · Score: 1

      > The odds of that happening are extremely low

      As, I suspect, are the odds of surviving such a shoot-out if it happens.

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    3. Re:two things by danharan · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Where the heck did you get those stats?

      And why don't you look at the stats that show those with a gun in their hand are more likely to be shot? Three times more likely IIRC. Escalating a conflict with someone that is high on adrenaline (if not something illegal, or jonesing) is NOT a smart move.

      A dog is a good idea because it's a great deterrent, and a good alarm. Then call 911.

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    4. Re:two things by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      Assuming you know how to use the gun, and so does the criminal (most do not, by the way), the odds are roughly 50/50. I find this vastly superior to trusting my life to the criminal's good intentions.

      Max

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    5. Re:two things by geekoid · · Score: 1

      You got a link to those numbers?

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    6. Re:two things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. get a dog
      2. get a gun
      3. mount the gun on the dog's head
      4. put an implant in the dog's brain that can trigger the gun (the geeky part)
      5. train the dog to shoot people
      6. let it loose in your front yard

      That should make you feel safe ;)

    7. Re:two things by maxpublic · · Score: 4, Informative

      Where the heck did you get those stats?

      From the FBI's own website back in, I believe, 1996. They referenced a report which at the time was available for download; it made a splash in the popular press, especially in the outrage expressed by the anti-gun fanatics.

      However, if you can't find the particular report in question (it's no longer on the FBI website, but last time I looked for it it wasn't too difficult to track down), similar surveys (some more scientific than others) have confirmed these figures - and in fact cite defensive gun use as high as 2.5 million cases a year (well beyond the FBI's "200,000-800,000"). These studies have been conducted by the Field Institute in California; the State of Ohio, in Ohio; Peter Hart Research Associates for the entire Unites States; and the Cambridge Reports for the entire United States. IIRC there are around 15 confirming studies but I don't have them all at hand. I'm sure you'll be able to find at least one or two of these mentioned on the internet, and perhaps even be able to find an electronic copy of the paper study. I won't waste my time trying to find links; you should be able to do so yourself with the information I've provided to you (assuming you're actually interested in educating yourself).

      And why don't you look at the stats that show those with a gun in their hand are more likely to be shot?

      Now your turn. I've done a google search and can find no credible study backing up your claim. The only thing I found close to this was that certain inner-city black gang members were more likely to be shot if they were armed than when they were not, most likely because *they were more likely to engage in an armed conflict*. This had nothing whatsoever to do with criminal activity and victim defense.

      Escalating a conflict with someone that is high on adrenaline (if not something illegal, or jonesing) is NOT a smart move.

      According to a collection of studies done in various large cities (New York, Philadelphia and Los Angeles, to name just three) and released despite the strenuous objects of various police departments, you are much more likely to suffer minor injuries if you resist victimization by a criminal. However, you are also much more likey to SURVIVE victimization by a criminal, *especially if you are a woman*. So the passive acquiescence taught by many police departments is MORE likely to get you killed than active resistance.

      This phenomenon is well-known among psychologists. Criminals look for prey to victimize; if the victim fights back and refuses to accept the role as prey, this changes the criminal's perspective of his intended victim from 'prey' to 'potentially dangerous predator'. If the criminal cannot subdue the victim in a short period of time he's likely to disengage and look for easier targets, where personal risk (real or perceived) is lower. Most criminals are cowards, remember.

      A willing victim fits right into the role and invites abuse. So while it's indeed more likely that you won't be injured, it's also more likely that your acquiescene will encourage the criminal to become so violent that he'll end up killing you. Hence the statistic that if you fight back you're more likely to sustain minor injuries (cuts, bruises) but are also more likely to SURVIVE the encounter.

      In any event, it's better to be armed than not. There's a reason why the majority of handgun owners in the United States now carry their firearms concealed *even though they don't have a license to do so*. There's a reason the largest and fast-growing gun purchasing demographic is women under the age of 35. It isn't baseless fear or, as the antigun lobby would have us believe, because we all crave to do murder in our hearts. It's because guns are an effective deterrant to victimization by criminals.

      Max

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    8. Re:two things by Zak3056 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Where the heck did you get those stats?

      In 1997, the National Institude of Justice released a study entitled "Guns in America: National Survey on Private Ownership and Use of Firearms." You can read this study at http://www.ncjrs.org/pdffiles/165476.pdf. There is a section in it about defensive gun uses. According to a study done in 1994 by Gary Kleck and Mark Gertz, there are over 2.5 million defensive gun uses in the United States every year. Personally, I find that number a bit hard to believe--their sample size is quite small. OTOH, the National Crime Victimization Survey data extrapolates to 108,000 defensive gun uses. I suspect the truth is somewhere between these numbers. In any case, the study is worth reading no matter what side of the fence you're on.

      A dog is a good idea because it's a great deterrent, and a good alarm. Then call 911.

      Calling 911 doesn't work when you live out in the sticks and the mean police response time to your residence is more than half an hour. Remember, for the most part the police don't stop crimes in progress--they pick up the pieces afterward. Self defense is YOUR responsibility.

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    9. Re:two things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm glad there are people like you. They make the world so much more interesting.
      The FBI tells us that somewhere between 200,000 and 800,000 crimes a year are prevented when the intended victim pulls a gun.
      And I also could say that between 0 and 5 out of 5 of the victims pulling a gun get killed by the same gun. Making up statistics is boring let's move on.
      Most criminals are cowards
      Right. I would say that most humans are cowards. If you pull a gun at gun point I must say you're brave. I'm certain that most people who try a stunt like that aren't around to live or have a bullet instead of a knee.
      In fact it's exactly because criminals are cowards that they would fire. They would get startled, scared and instinctively fire. But I'm sure you are a cool blooded creature. That wouldn't affect you.
      Honestly, I get tired of you, rednecks.
    10. Re:two things by superdude72 · · Score: 1

      The FBI tells us that somewhere between 200,000 and 800,000 crimes a year are prevented when the intended victim pulls a gun.

      You just flat-out made these statistics up. The FBI doesn't keep statistics on "crimes prevented by gun ownership." Stop lying.

    11. Re:two things by HermanAB · · Score: 1
      A woman with a gun, or a man with a knife are avoided by criminals.

      A man with a gun, can still get in trouble, since the perps figure that a man probably won't shoot, but a woman will.

      As for a man with big knife - all perps know that its gonna hurt like hell, so they run off. A woman with a knife is not a threat, since the perps think that they are stronger than the woman.

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    12. Re:two things by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      The FBI doesn't keep statistics on "crimes prevented by gun ownership." Stop lying.

      Typical slashdot reading comprehension. The FBI doesn't keep statistics on defensive gun use, nor did I ever say that they did. Re-read my original post and this time try to comprehend what it actually says.

      The FBI commissioned a STUDY to determine the prevalence of defensive gun use, in response to independent studies which indicated it was much more common than the anti-gun lobby would like us to believe. The FBI sponsored study was a one-time job, and to my knowledge they have never again commissioned such a report. That might be because of the brouhaha the report kicked up among the anti-gun fanatics, who raised an unholy fuss over the whole thing.

      So no, I'm not lying. You're just an idiot.

      Max

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    13. Re:two things by maxpublic · · Score: 0, Troll

      In fact it's exactly because criminals are cowards that they would fire. They would get startled, scared and instinctively fire.

      Back it up with credible statistics, asshole. If you can.

      Max

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    14. Re:two things by superdude72 · · Score: 1

      The FBI commissioned a STUDY to determine the prevalence of defensive gun use, in response to independent studies which indicated it was much more common than the anti-gun lobby would like us to believe.

      Where's the study? You give specific statistics but you can't link to the source you got them from? Liar.

      Here's how you do it. According to the FBI, there were 1.43 million violent crimes in the United States in 2002. According to you, more than half this number were interrupted by the defensive use of a firearm. That's ridiculous.

      Link to more crime statistics here.

    15. Re:two things by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      Ah, yet another anti-gun nut. Why don't you try to dispute the statistics of the studies I did you give you references to (if not links), all of which confirm those numbers or suggest even higher ones?

      Let's see you do it, fanatic. Really. Love to see you try. Better anti-gun freaks than you have given it a shot and failed miserably.

      On the brigher side, so long as the anti-gun lobby is made up of nuts like you, there isn't a chance in hell you'll ever overturn the 2nd Amendment. Not - a - chance. Looneytoons such as yourself do more to bolster the arguments of pro-gun folks than they could ever do on their own.

      I'm safe in the knowledge that so long as you and your ilk are around to champion the anti-gun lobby, I'll forever have the right to bear arms.

      Max

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    16. Re:two things by superdude72 · · Score: 1

      Why don't you try to dispute the statistics of the studies I did you give you references to

      You want me to dispute your fake statistics?

      OK, how's this. According to a study commissioned by Emory University, there is a 100 percent probability that you're an asshat who uses made-up statistics to try to win an argument.

    17. Re:two things by indiechild · · Score: 1

      It's a tough call, and I think the only really correct answer to whether to fight back or not is "it depends". Many criminals are cowards, but others can get emboldened by your resistance.

      You have to rely on your instincts to tell you whether to fight back or not.

    18. Re:two things by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      Where's the study? You give specific statistics but you can't link to the source you got them from? Liar.

      Superdude,

      Once upon a time, I saw the FBI data mentioned, though that was some time ago. Since I couldn't find it, I didn't reference it in my own post, but instead linked to the National Institute of Justice study on civilian firearms ownership, which contains a section on defensive gun uses. You can read my post (and the included link) at http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=121564&cid=102 30861 or read the study directly at http://www.ncjrs.org/pdffiles/165476.pdf

      I might disagree with your politics (not that I'm familiar with them, but given that we're on opposite sides of a gun control debate I think it's a fair assumption) but unlike some others, I think at least we can have a civil discourse in which we cite our references instead of assuming the other side is familiar with them, and insulting them if they aren't. Shouting people down is no way to hold a debate, and certainly no way to win potential converts to your side of an issue.

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    19. Re:two things by boinger · · Score: 1

      Why would you fire "into the air"? You're liable for anything that round/load hits (making you a potential murderer).

      Not to mention, why waste valuable ammo like that when there's a perfectly good scumbag to absorb it for you.

      As they say - "A sucking chest wound is nature's way of telling you to slow down."

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    20. Re:two things by superdude72 · · Score: 1

      Here's the thing:

      I'm not anti-gun.

      I think people should be allowed to own guns for defensive purposes. I don't think it should be an absolute right. We should be able to outlaw certain categories of weapons. I think we should require training, licensing, and registration, like we do for automobiles. Is that so terribly unreasonabe? I don't think so.

      What I object to is people using fake data to support their arguments. Such folks should be run out of town on a rail. They don't do anyone any good.

      I will give you credit for posting a link to an actual Web site. But I've never heard of the National Institute of Justice, and there is nothing in their report that supports any of the allegedly fraudulent stats cited previous.

      I'll quote your own report here (without vouching for its credibility):

      "Private citizens sometimes use their guns to scare off trespassers and fend off assaults. Such defensive gun uses (DGUs) are sometimes invoked as a measure of the public benefit of private gun ownership. On the basis of National Crime Victimization Survey (NCVS) data, one would conclude that defensive uses are rare indeed, about 108,000 per year. But other surveys yield far higher estimates of the numbers of DGUs."

      If I were unscrupulous, I could have edited the preceding quote to exclude the last sentence. But I wanted to take it in context. I'm not quoting the "other surveys" though, because I don't have any idea whether they're credible. Suffice it to say, they weren't conducted by the FBI, or by anyone commissioned by the FBI. Which is what the poster I was responding to claimed.

    21. Re:two things by Zak3056 · · Score: 1
      I don't think it should be an absolute right. We should be able to outlaw certain categories of weapons.

      I think debating this point would be a waste of time for both of us--I doubt either of us will budge much if at all. I think we should agree to disagree here.

      I think we should require training, licensing, and registration, like we do for automobiles. Is that so terribly unreasonabe? I don't think so.

      You'd be amazed how many pro-gun people would be happy to go along with the "treat guns like cars" idea. Here's the thing:

      • You don't need any sort of training or a license to purchase an automobile, and you're not required to register it.
      • When you buy a car there's no background check, regardless of whether you buy it from a dealer or a private seller.
      • You can buy any sort of car you want, and make any kind of modifications to it that you want, without violating any laws (with the caveat that you may run afoul of emissions laws in your state.)
      • The ONLY time you need to register the car and obtain a license is when you want to drive the car on the public roads.

      That last one is analagous to concealed carry licenses--in most states, obtaining one requires a thorough background check and a not-insignificant amount of training. Ironically, it's the states with the least citizen-friendly concealed carry laws (i.e. the "may issue" states like California, where in some counties it's impossible for a law abiding citizen to obtain a concealed carry permit unless they know the right people) that have the most lax standards when it comes to who is allowed to carry a concealed weapon--being the sheriff's brother is qualification enough.

      What I object to is people using fake data to support their arguments. Such folks should be run out of town on a rail. They don't do anyone any good.

      I agree completely. The poster in question was actually on my friends list for some reason--he isn't any longer.

      I will give you credit for posting a link to an actual Web site. But I've never heard of the National Institute of Justice, and there is nothing in their report that supports any of the allegedly fraudulent stats cited previous.

      NIJ is part of the Department of Justice. Their director is appointed by the president and confirmed by the senate. In general, their data can be trusted as much as you trust any other government data. http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/nij/about.htm.

      I'm not quoting the "other surveys" though, because I don't have any idea whether they're credible. Suffice it to say, they weren't conducted by the FBI, or by anyone commissioned by the FBI. Which is what the poster I was responding to claimed.

      I'd swear on a stack of bibles that I've seen the data that the poster was referring to. Since I can't produce it though, I won't bring it into this discussion.

      The real truth is that nobody tracks DGUs--and the majority go unreported anyway, making tracking them problematic at best. The only data out there is in the form of various surveys, and I find them problematic at best--I never took prob & stat, but personally I think the sample sizes are too damn small, and you're likely to get misleading data anyway in the form of false positives and false negatives, and probably not an insignificant number of either.

      For information of this sort, I usually turn to GunCite. They are, of course, a pro-gun site with something of an agenda to push, but they do at least try to remain objective. Their page on DGUs is at http://guncite.com/gun_control_gcdguse.html, and is built largely around the Kleck survey. They also link to several papers that have problems with Kleck's survey, responses to those papers, etc.

      GunCite is one of those sites everyone should read, no matter what side of the debate they're on.

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  97. Simpsons Professor Frink's invention by Man+in+Spandex · · Score: 3, Funny

    Frink: Well as you can see when the burgler trips the alarm, the house raises from its foundation and runs down the street around the corner to safety
    *house model crashes, goes in flames with the human figurines as well*
    Frink: Hah.. well the real humans won't .... won't burn quite so fast.. mohoy!

    1. Re:Simpsons Professor Frink's invention by drwiii · · Score: 1

      I don't know why I happen to have a video clip of this handy.

  98. Some Chinese advice... by Lorean · · Score: 0

    Get yourself one of these.

  99. did you not hear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I live in N Korea near the Chinese Border and someone tried to break into my place a couple of days ago. Luckily I was over 50km away at the time. Now I just need to wait for the radiation to die down.

  100. I Would Suggest a Shark! by ferrellcat · · Score: 0

    ...A shark with lasers attached to its head!

  101. True Story by Duke+Machesne · · Score: 5, Interesting

    While living in downtown Miami, my passenger-side window was bashed out one night at a time when I lacked the funds to replace it.

    Nearly every night thereafter for several months, there were intruders into my vehicle. Bums slept in it, random shady passersby stuck their heads in for a look just in case anything good might have been forgotten there; the crappy broken CD player was ripped out of it (I should have thought to stick a little post-it on the thing that said 'only the radio works on this one, please ignore') which sucked because it left me to drive in silence (aside, of course, for the blaring wind and driving rain which couldn't be helped.)

    I was living, at this time, in an apartment directly above the busy street (Biscayne & 24th, for those familiar) on which I left the car parked, and became obsessed with running to the window to see if anyone was rooting through my poor little car, and dialing 911 and giving them descriptions of the people in the car right then.

    Anyway, I finally solved the problem (until I was able to replace the window, anyway) with a home-made, zero-cost, silly-as-fucking-shit system of my own device: I ran a piece of twine down from my window and around the opposite side of the car, such that it was tied to the inside door-handle of the passenger side. That way, if the passenger door were to be opened, the bag of loud things I tied the other end of the string to would jingle! Ingenious, I know! I did this every single night.

    Sure, the system could have been circumvented easily enough, but it wasn't! My car was never entered by another single foreign body. Which leads me to the MORAL OF THE STORY:

    Don't shy away from doing silly shit like this, because it doesn't even matter whether it would work or not: it's the psychology of the thing that's important. If you make people feel like they're being watched--especially if you're able to make them feel like they're being watched by a crazy, potentially violent person (as I no doubt did and possibly was)--then they will leave your shit alone.

    Insightful as all get-out, I know.

  102. Three words by talaphid · · Score: 1

    Bean bag turret.

  103. Zone Minder! by Pygmy+Marmoset · · Score: 1

    http://www.zoneminder.com/ is a linux based security camera system. It detects motion and saves the jpgs when certain conditions are met. You can even have triggers for events, different kinds of zones that behave differently, and interface with X10 devices!

    It is seriously great software, and 100% open source. There's even livecds (although not the latest version) so you can mess with it without installing anything.

    I have it running under debian testing, and while there were a few quirks to installing it, it was generally pretty painless.

    There's great support in the forums as well.

    1. Re:Zone Minder! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This was going to be my suggestion also after first confirming whether it was already suggested or not.

      Most crimes like this one tend to involve people from your own neighborhood. Criminals are stupid. There was a story in the local newspaper a couple weeks ago about a couple of guys arrested for several home invasions on one street. It was the same street they lived on. Really smart. They got busted because a neighbor recognised them.

      A system like Zone Minder would allow you to capture the event next time it happens and you'll probably realize it's someone you've seen everyday like some punk kids walking home from school.

  104. Re:A dog, even an artificial one,is a great deterr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Standard poodles are great, dogs in general are great for many reasons. However buying a dog is a big commitment, which may be more than you are prepared to make.

    It is cruel to keep a dog as a watchdog, or for any other reason, unless you are also prepared to offer him/her a reasonable standard of living. That means walking her/him for at least 30 minutes every day (for something as active as a standard poodle think an hour or more), brushing, feeding, taking him/her to the vet, and most of all, providing enough company for a naturally gregarious animal with the intelligence of a human child. If everyone is away from home during the day, don't do it! If you aren't prepared to make that sort of commitment, every day for 15 years or more, find another way to defend yourself and your mum.

    On the other hand, the companionship of a dog can be perfect for improving the life of a lonely person.

  105. Now that the Assault Weapons Ban Has Expired... by GabrielF · · Score: 3, Funny

    Isn't your mom lucky? She can participate in an opportunity she didn't have just a few days ago. Now she can buy a AK-47 (the weapon of choice for home-defense professionals in some of the worst places in the world, like Iraq and Afghanistan) with as many combat-style accessories as she wants. Just tell her to buy a Bushmaster and put a sign on the lawn saying "Tresspassers beware - I can shoot you in the ass 80 times in a minute and then bayonet your corpse from here to Denver"

    1. Re:Now that the Assault Weapons Ban Has Expired... by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Sigh...

      The AWB doesn't cover AK-47s, unless it's a semi-automatic version built in the USA (or at least mostly). Automatic versions are regulated by an earlier law, and importation is banned as its considered to not be a 'sporting weapon'.
      And Bushmaster produces AR-15 type rifles, which look like the American M-16. And the AWB doesn't even cover them, once they took off the bayonet lug and flash suppressor/grenade launcher (there are grenades designed to fit over the suppressor and be launched by a shot from the gun).

      Besides, she can pick up a SKS for less than a $100 bucks, while an AR-15 starts at around $900 new. Heck, she can get a M1 Garand for about $400.

      Nah, the best choice is a shotgun. Cheap, reliable, easy to aim, and still powerfull.

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    2. Re:Now that the Assault Weapons Ban Has Expired... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heck, she can get a M1 Garand for about $400.

      Great. Mom better just hope that the motherfuckers coming after her don't play WWII FPS games-- otherwise they'll know to just hunker down and wait for the "PING!"

    3. Re:Now that the Assault Weapons Ban Has Expired... by kyhwana · · Score: 1

      Can't you still get AK-47s in the US that are semi-auto only that arn't covered by the ban?
      I know a friend who has one, and will carry it (unconcealed) down the street to our place)

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    4. Re:Now that the Assault Weapons Ban Has Expired... by Zak3056 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Now she can buy a AK-47 (the weapon of choice for home-defense professionals in some of the worst places in the world, like Iraq and Afghanistan) with as many combat-style accessories as she wants

      Fully automatic weapons are stiff covered by the 1934 National Firearms Act and the 1986 Firearms Owners Protection Act. Unless you have serious money and can afford one of the relatively few legal machine guns out there, they're basically illegal. So what Sarah Brady calls an "AK-47" and what our arab friends like to use are not in the least bit comparable.

      Secondly--and I think you already know this, based on your bayonet remark--the ban was largely cosmetic. Rifles functionally identical, but cosmetically different than those banned in 1994 have been manufactured since the ban went into effect--which, to me, proves the law was entirely useless. What's even more absurd is that because of the ban, demand for these guns has gone through the roof--more "assault weapons" were bought from 1994-2004 then were bought from 1974-1994. I don't know what the Bradys were trying to achieve, but I doubt that was it.

      Just tell her to buy a Bushmaster

      Bushmaster doesn't manufacture AK-47s, not even the semi-automatic version.

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    5. Re:Now that the Assault Weapons Ban Has Expired... by cobray · · Score: 1

      They have been importing and selling the Romanian SAR-1 for around $300 for a few years at least. It is an AK-47 style minus the threaded barrel and bayoney lug. Also the ban just says now you can manufacture "high capacity ammunition feeding devices" again, like 30 round mags. Big deal the supply of 30 round pre-ban mags was never near drying up. All this means that your domestic semi-auto rifle can now have evil-features like folding stocks and the dreaded bayoney lug. The weapons your probably thinking about are still banned either under the 1989 importation ban or the 1934 NFA/machine gun act

    6. Re:Now that the Assault Weapons Ban Has Expired... by pi_rules · · Score: 1
      Can't you still get AK-47s in the US that are semi-auto only that arn't covered by the ban?


      Yes. The following pictures shows two rifles that I aquired in full compliance with the (dead in a few hours!) "Assault Weapons" ban. The magazines are 30 rounders, but they were made before 1994 and entirely legal to posess.

      In each instance (purchased seperately) I went into a local gunshow with $400, walked out with a rifle, 2 30 round magazines, and 1,000 rounds of 7.62x39mm ammo.

      And they've killed less people than Ted Kennedy's cars.

      http://www.justinbuist.org/images/two-aks/two-ak s. jpg
    7. Re:Now that the Assault Weapons Ban Has Expired... by legirons · · Score: 1

      "Just tell her to buy a Bushmaster and put a sign on the lawn saying "Tresspassers beware - I can shoot you in the ass 80 times in a minute and then bayonet your corpse from here to Denver""

      I misread "Bushmaster" as "Bushism" and imagined a shout of "Trespassers beware, I already preemptively set light to your house"

  106. uzi 9mm; excellent for home defense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    uzi 9mm; excellent for home defense

  107. Cop told me that dogs are the best by WeirdKid · · Score: 5, Interesting

    We had an attempted break-in this summer, and man did it freak me out. They didn't get in, but I could see the handprints on the windows they had tried to open. I called the police.

    When the cop arrived, he pointed out a few things that he said could make the house more inaccessible, but he said that in all his years of investigating break-ins that he's never seen anything taken from a house with a dog. Not a fuzzy laprat -- a dog of 40 pounds or more. In fact, he mentioned that the people across the street from me were broken into that night and had some cash and jewelry stolen. They don't have a dog.

    Then, a week later, I received a packet from the local police department, about 50 pages or so on how to protect your home. It included some very useful information. It showed the differences between cheap and useful locks on doors and windows. It showed how thieves try to circumvent most common types of doors, windows, and locks. It covered security lighting, alarms, realistic opinions of subscription security services (i.e. waste of money), landscaping considerations and patio furniture considerations.

    So, rather than ask a bunch of tech nuts, just call your local police department and see if they have such a packet. As much as we hate cops when we get speeding tickets or raided for warez ops, when it comes to protecting your family they're generally willing to help.

    1. Re:Cop told me that dogs are the best by DrVxD · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Dogs are good, but I have a friend lives in Maine has an even better deterrant - a pair of bobcats. Given the choice of facing down an angry doberman, or an angry bobcat - I'd take the dog every time...

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    2. Re:Cop told me that dogs are the best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if you are allergic to dogs?

    3. Re:Cop told me that dogs are the best by scupper · · Score: 3, Informative

      Don't be a Victim / Personal and Home Safety - Sacramento Sheriff's Department
      http://sacsheriff.com/crime_prevention/index.cfm#h ome_safety

    4. Re:Cop told me that dogs are the best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had a neighbor who had someone break into his car and press the button on the garage door opener. But when it opened, they had a HUGE dog that started to run and bark at him, and he got away without stealing anything.

      So dogs are good.

    5. Re:Cop told me that dogs are the best by satoshi1 · · Score: 1

      In fact, he mentioned that the people across the street from me were broken into that night and had some cash and jewelry stolen. They don't have a dog. Reminds me of a Family Guy episode: U.S. Senator: Oh my god! Oh my god! She's dead! Peter: I don't know what killed her Mr. Senator. It may have been the wads of bills you thrust down her throat, it may not have. I'm not a doctor. But I can tell you what didn't kill her: Smoking. U.S. Senator: You have our support! (or something like that, been a while since i've seen this episode) So just because they didn't have a dog means you should get one? Just like how the hooker wasn't killed my smoking, smoking is now OK?

    6. Re:Cop told me that dogs are the best by ssclift · · Score: 1

      My little sister owns 4 Belgian shephards, but also pays what she calls her "hood fee": when the kids come-a-knockin for fundraising (pee-wee hockey, whatever) they always get a donation. She also has the dogs do tricks for them, basically keeps up neighborhood relations. She's never even had her house egged on Hallowe'en. :-)

      She's a good neighbor and has four spun herding dogs... she's safe.

    7. Re:Cop told me that dogs are the best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hah, I find the police department preparing these pamphlets amusing since my car was almost broken into at the California State Fair not 100 yards from the entrance gate where a couple of their mounted units were stationed (got there early and got a close spot). When I got back to the car, I could see that someone tried to force the window open, but must have moved on when it didn't work. Probably was wandering the parking lot looking for cars with loose windows that could be easily pushed down or jacked open.

    8. Re:Cop told me that dogs are the best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are there some building codes in USA that says that you got to use one pane windows and doors that is not thicker than the bathroom door?
      Everytime I watch tv and see a USA movie I always get so amazed how poor your homes are (not to mention how little it takes to turn them into a pile of rubble when the storms come).
      I got a steel reinforced door and 3 pane windows that cant be forced open from the outside. My door opens outwards so you cant kick it open and the hinges are built into the frame so you cant lift of the door unless you make a heck of a lot of noise. I also got an extra dead bolt on it.

    9. Re:Cop told me that dogs are the best by scupper · · Score: 1

      Hah, I find the police department preparing these pamphlets amusing

      Getting ripped off at a state fair doesn't make the pamphlets any less useful.

      They needed to have cheaper patrols for the parking area, rent-a-cops, vs. sworn officers, so they have more personnel deployed to protect property, i.e. cars..

      Cameras would be even better.

      The Fair cops have, for the last 5 yrs, been obscessed with some potential LA Riots event taking place at the Fair, instead of sticking to the basics (burglaries, domestic disputes, drunks), plus with terrorism "looming", every year, they claim the Fair will be the next 911.

      A 1/3rd of them want their day in the sun, their own 911, or Seattle, a chance to test their mettle. Car burglaries just aren't sexy enough for them. They want to get medals. I think they call it hero syndrome.

  108. Some more suggestions by skrysakj · · Score: 1

    You said in your post that her car got broken into, not her home. So, some more suggestions....

    Put some semi-bullet proof glass in the car, to replace the side windows. Check out Bulldog direct, they have great prices.

    Also, change the locks to something more sturdy. Sometimes the locks on a car can be circumvented by a simple flathead screwdriver. It happened to me once, someone saw the whole thing (though, the jerk never called the cops, but anyways....).
    Get new locks installed in the doors, ones that are heavy duty and can withstand that kind of attack. They DO sell them, you'll need to search.

  109. Along with the motion sensor lights... by s_p_oneil · · Score: 1

    You could have it play a fairly loud recording when the motion sensor goes off late at night. The sound of a loud gun being fired, followed by a voice saying that the next shot won't be a warning shot, may work. If your mom actually has a gun, she can use it if the guy hasn't left after the recording wakes her up. ;-) Then the voice on the recording won't be lying.

  110. NRA women's programs by Medger · · Score: 2, Informative
  111. Windows Logo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tape a picture of the Microsoft Windows logo onto your door. No one will go near it, or attempt to open it.

    1. Re:Windows Logo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That will show that you don't care about security.
      You better can take Puffy, then they surely know they have to deal with a security geek.

  112. A few suggestions.... by whiteranger99x · · Score: 1

    Here and Here .

    Some classics are also available

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  113. manhattan by mlc · · Score: 1

    I live up 5 flights of stairs. I'd have to own something really valuable (I don't) for a thief to skip over all my neighbors and rip me off. Also, I don't own a car, so car theft is not a problem.

    1. Re:manhattan by boinger · · Score: 1

      That's a MAJOR misconception.

      True, first floor dwellers are more at risk for a smash-and-grab robbery. But if the perpetrator is going to break into the building and rob a unit, they're going to go as high and as far away from the entry door as possible.

      The reason is that they can then have relative freedom of operation. If they're in the first unit rummaging around, every time someone enters the building they have to panic and prepare for that to be the resident. If they're way at the top, they only have to worry about the much smaller percentage of people that make it all the way up there.

      Sure, if you only fear having your TV stolen, you're pretty covered. But most thefts are about cash and small shit the criminal can leave with inconspicuously. And then there's rape and other person-to-person type crimes that would benefit from the relative isolation of the upper floors.

      I always lived on the first floor (primarily because I operated a small wood shop in my apartments' dining rooms) and took care to secure the windows with bars and good lighting.

      Ask your landlord if s/he'll cover materials if you do the installations yourself. You'd be surprised all the great shit they'll pay for if labor is free! (Well, at least it worked for me - YMMV)

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  114. What about idea of moving to Europe? by saigon_from_europe · · Score: 1

    You will not need to protect yourself here that way.

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    1. Re:What about idea of moving to Europe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because you won't get to keep enough of your money to buy a house.

  115. Even better: geese by Draconix · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm not kidding. Watch geese make a whole lot of noise when they spot an intruder, and they're aggressive, too. They also have the effect of confusing the hell out of some would-be criminals.

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    1. Re:Even better: geese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suggest guinea fowl - they sound like a cross between a chain saw and a police siren ( at leat to me ) and are hair trigger sensitive. Sometime s even the wind sets them off. Also - they like to hide in the trees so you don't see them right away :)
      ( We had 25 of them at one time )

    2. Re:Even better: geese by bluewee · · Score: 0

      Or better yet, get one of these although they look cute, this one controls the army of the free world...

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    3. Re:Even better: geese by ilikejam · · Score: 1

      Confirmed. There's a whiskey distiller near Glasgow which has geese guarding it. You *really* don't want to mess with them - they're more than capable of breaking your legs.

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    4. Re:Even better: geese by bibliophage · · Score: 1

      My grandmother used to have a rooster that would attack anyone he didn't know. I can recall several severe beatings, the last of which ended with some pretty good fried chicken. ;)

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    5. Re:Even better: geese by viniciuscb · · Score: 1

      I confirm. A friend of my uncle have three geese to defend her house. And they are very very good in this.

    6. Re:Even better: geese by Captain+Spam · · Score: 1

      No, seriously. Geese are vicious, territorial birds who will readily attack anyone who gets near them. My grandfather used to deliver milk and always had problems with farms where geese took up residence.

      Get a goose trained to accept your presence and have your home as its territory, and you'll have a fairly good deterrant to anyone robbing you. Moreso if said goose manages to attract a small flock.

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    7. Re:Even better: geese by johnlcallaway · · Score: 1

      Two words --- goose poop.

      Think big, cocktail weiner sized grey poop all over your yard.

      If you go this route, be sure to buy a shovel.

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    8. Re:Even better: geese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This was modded as funny, but seriously, geese bite.

      I suspect there is less maintenance than with a dog.

      The turds might be a bit of a downside, though.

    9. Re:Even better: geese by earlgreen · · Score: 1
      I live near Cambridge Mass and near MIT there's a large flock of white geese that shows up every year. I always figured it was some MIT prank gone wrong but eventually found out that they are the descendents of a couple of geese brought in during the early 1980's as guard animals to replace a deceased guard dog in protecting the MWRA water pumping station near the Boston University Bridge (or so they say -- this sound more like something you'd do on the great depression, but what do I know).

      Anyway, they get fed much too much to do any guarding these days and there's a whole saga around protecting the flock from "attacks" of all sorts. Quite an interesting read in and of itself.

    10. Re:Even better: geese by rts008 · · Score: 0

      Well Said! I was in Berlin in the late 70's-early 80's with US Army escorting defecters across the border. We were taught to effectively deal with the dogs, but geese were also used (they would not set off the anti-personel mines like some dogs would) and created such a racket the only thing we could do is back off.

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  116. X10 motion sensors activate a sound file? by Cryofan · · Score: 1

    I live in a condo complex in SW Houston. We have no gates on our parking lots. For years, our cars have been subject to break ins. Most of us just leave our doors unlocked. The car alarms do not seem to deter them, at least in one parking lot that is secluded, and not visible to any of the apartment windows.

    One solution I have experimented with is using X10 motion sensors (MS13a). For 67$ I bought an activehome kit from x10 that has 3 motion sensors with a wireless receiver which is linked to a serial port computer interface. The distance from my condo and the reciever is greater than teh 30 ft or so that the ms13a wireless motion detectors will transmit. But I solved that by using a long piece of speaker wire looped around detector and run back to my condo and the antenna of the receiver. With that setup I was able to detect motion in the parking lot. However, the activehome software is crippled and will not allow me to execute a program upon detection (they want more money).

    So what I think I will do is just find some VB or C code or perl or something that will monitor the port of that serial port and just execute an audio file when motion is detected after midnight and before 6 AM.

    I think the audio file will just have to be some sort of sounds like a two way radio saying 10-4, and something else? But I need to place a speaker out on the balcony. And I don't have a speaker to spare!

    Anyone know where I can lay my hands on that code? And may be a more elegant solution?

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  117. uh huh... by jpellino · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Until the police benevolent society office drives into the driveway to solicit for their annual fund. Having a gi-normous gun automagically enter the sights of an armed officer prolly isn't on your list of intended consequences... Remember people have been cut down for brandishing a 3 musketeers bar, much less a large gun-ish erm, - gun.

    But hey, it's your descending aorta.

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  118. Best Tech - Social Engineering by kerskine · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I bet your Mom is a really nice person because she's got a son who cares about her. She should use that "momness" to get other people in her neighborhood looking out for one another. Here's what your Mom should do:
    1. Get a pencil and notebook
    2. Locate all the houses in sight of her own
    3. Knock on all the doors, introduce self
    4. She tells them her story - car broken into - and then tells them to be alert
    5. Then - most important step - she gets their name and phone number
    6. optional step for bonus bingo points - leave a plate of cookies

    The goal here is to get people aware, know that there's someone in the neighborhood who cares, and get them calling the police whenever something isn't right. Having known a number of police in my lifetime I can tell you that they don't mind checking out a "suspicious car/person" while their on duty. Just like Open Source, many eyes improves security.
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    1. Re:Best Tech - Social Engineering by ElDuderino44137 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I tend to agree,

      When living in Ohio this is the tactic I would employ. I'm living in Georgia now. An associate has been complaining about a car with it's windows smashed in, that was left in his neighborhood. He called the police. They didn't do anything. I suggested that he phone them up again. This time report that someone is urinating on the vehicle in question. I figure that when the cop comes around to check for the pisser/child mollester that they'll notice the car and get the wheeles turning, so to speak.

      Cheers,
      --The Dude

    2. Re:Best Tech - Social Engineering by Eric_Cartman_South_P · · Score: 0, Troll
      She should use that "momness"

      If she had "milfness" I'd guard the house 24/7 myself. No fee, just room and board :)

    3. Re:Best Tech - Social Engineering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sounds somewhat like what Hitler had his citizens doing. "Anything that's even a little suspicious, call the police!" And our government is doing that now too, and the people are buying into it. "Prevent terror one cell at a time!". Ok, sure thing. Everyone rats everyone else out for every little thing "This van has been parked near my neighbors house with someone in it for the last 5 minutes!" And when the police show up and start interrogating the lost soccer mom who's trying to get directions on her cell phone, you can feel good for making her day even worse. Congrats!

    4. Re:Best Tech - Social Engineering by HeyLaughingBoy · · Score: 1
      know that there's someone in the neighborhood who cares

      This can't be emphasized enough! We moved from a quiet part of a medium-sized city to a suburb. One of the great things about that block in the city we lived on was that there were a lot of retired people who were quite friendly and neighborly and we looked out for each other. I'd help someone move a piano, they'd bring over home made raspberry jam or a bowl of raspberries fresh off the bush. When we went on vacation for a week, I felt much better knowing we had told the neighbors we'd be gone.

      The only crime I was aware of in the 5 years I lived there was the shovel stolen from my backyard.

      Our new neighborhood in the 'burbs probably has a statistically lower crime rate (crime rates are generally calculated over fairly large areas), but even though we chat with our two immediate neighbors, houses around here are so much farther apart that there isn't that same sense of community.
  119. a few interesting things on this site by tweedlebait · · Score: 1


    http://www.hi-vel.com/Catalog__17/Perimeter_Alarm_ Systems___Acce/perimeter_alarm_systems___acce.html

    like the pull string firework poppers only with siren shells or 'kick' . not for use without adequate shielding inside a car.

    What I want is one of the talking alarms that count down until the alarm. Then during a countdown from 15 once it reaches 12 or something would fire off a stun grenade or something insanely loud.

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    1. Re:a few interesting things on this site by DrVxD · · Score: 1

      > What I want is one of the talking alarms that count down until the alarm

      ED209 (from Robocop) - now THAT'S my idea of a talking security system...

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    2. Re:a few interesting things on this site by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      "I'm a thirty-second bomb! I'm a thirty-second bomb! Twenty-nine, twenty-eight, twenty-seven..."

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  120. The best ideas are already stated by r_jensen11 · · Score: 1

    Make sure that nothing is showing that might tempt a passerby. Possibly get a dog, if your mom wants a pet, but make sure she can still manage the dog. I suggest not getting a pitbull, as those things can get out of hand pretty easily. Perhaps something like a Schnauzer would be better (not miniature, perhaps even a Giant if you wanted the fear factor to increase) Have her double-check that everything is locked. You'd be surprised how people can forget to lock a car door, close the garage door when the head off to work, etc. I'm personally against floodlights. Maybe it's just because where I live, they're an annoyance, but I find them ugly and have more negatives than positives. Once again, double-check doors are locked, garage doors are down, windows closed and locked, and nothing valuable is showing.

    1. Re:The best ideas are already stated by VoidWraith · · Score: 1

      In a city, you don't want to lock your car doors. If they're locked, the thief is going to break the windows and then take what he wants. If its unlocked, he'll just take what he wants, but won't break the window. The thing is just not to leave anything in the car, and not have a removable expensive car stereo.

  121. Best solution by runderwo · · Score: 1
    Don't own anything of significant value. I've found this to be an excellent crime deterrent. My computers are nearly all 5+ years old, my car 15 years, my clothes from bargain basement, etc. My music/sound gear is the only stuff I own that is worth stealing, and a crook would have to know its value beforehand to justify bothering.

    1. Re:Best solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, my computers are 10 years old, my car is 20 and doesnt have an engine, i wear a plastic trash bag, and i own a record player but the needle broke and i cant afford a replacement.. plus i dont own any records

      So, where do you live, I'll rob you! =P

  122. stealing grass from your backyarden by xonen · · Score: 1

    At the time, in a student living here in holland, we had the problem of neighbour city's youth coming over just before harvest season and grab those stuff out of your back yarden.
    At a certain year we decided to just put over 30 of (inferior quality but fast growing) plants in our front yarden. They got in fact over 4m tall ;)
    So, everybody happy, they got there free stuff more than they could carry on their mopeds, we got good shadow and no more stining nettle, and of course the best 'leaves' for ourselves in the backyarden :)

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  123. Don't have a radio by khrtt · · Score: 1

    Think about it - who'd steal a car without a radio?

  124. Rumination by MrCool80s · · Score: 1

    Not wanting to pay for comprehensive makes me SOL if my car gets ripped. My friend and I were brainstorming and conceived of a camera hooked to a small system which, when however activated, broadcasts a jpg with an over lay with "This person is stealing my Red Crown Victoria, lic#zzz999, call the police or 123.555.4567 for a reward!? Ah, well, when I have some time off next year.

  125. You don't play with them; they'll kill you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No one intent on serious theft or harm to your mother's property or person will be deterred by anything "geeky".

    You do not play with these people. If you do, you are liable to get yourself, or your mother, killed.

    Someone breaking into your house in the middle of the night armed with a knife or gun is not a joke. It is not a, "let's play tricks on them."

    The best option, very honestly, is for your mother to move.

    The second option, is for your mother to take training - on an ongoing basis - on the use of a firearm in a home or self defense scenario.

    She can start here:
    http://www.nrahq.org/education/training/bas ictrain ing.asp

    Your mother does not need a "glock" or an "assualt rifle".

    There are weapons adaptable to use by citizens of all ages and of all levels of physical capacity.

    For your mother, for home and personal defense, I would lean toward a semi-automatic shotgun. You'll want an instrument with at least a 9 round capacity.

    In close quarters, a shotgun can effectively maim, kill, or otherwise disable an attacker with - and I shouldn't say this, but - minimal precision.

    Just remember, minimal precision does not mean minimal care. These instruments can kill, are designed to kill, and when they do not kill, are not being used effectively.

    Where the geeky stuff does come in.

    You'll want to install a motion detection alert system which your mother can turn on before she goes to sleep.

    Also, don't overlook something like a Brinks, if she can afford it.

  126. move to Canada by Guerrillero · · Score: 1

    Keep my car out on the street with the doors ulocked. Have been doing so for nearly 3 years now, no problems.

    1. Re:move to Canada by eLDeR_MMHS · · Score: 1

      Really... where do you live exactly? ;)

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    2. Re:move to Canada by IndirectionOp · · Score: 1

      You're lucky. I also live in Canada, and my car has been broken into twice in the three years I have had it (and apparently once before I owned it). Each time the stereo was ripped off. First time, I was dumb and left the face plate on. Second time, they must have figured (quite correctly) that the face plate was under the seat (yeah, I'm a moron). So anyway... I was fed up and wasn't going to replace it with another stereo. Then I came up with an idea: I put a cheap ass Wal-Mart $30 AMP in the trunk, and ran a concealed mini plug jack into the car's center console. Then I bought an iPod. If you look in my car window, all you see is a big hole with wires hanging out, where the stereo should be. But when I get into the car, I take out my iPod, plug it in, and rock out on the way to school. Don't get me wrong, I think that Canada is a safe place to live, but in any sizable city there are kids who make a business out of stealing and fencing car stereos.

    3. Re:move to Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen Brotha

  127. Sounds like you work for the Brady bunch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The Brady Bunch would love to have you join.

    And how is "against an intruder" defined? Did it include all the cases where a firearm detered the crime but the intruder or the victim was not injured? Was suicide removed from the study?

    Blood will run in the streets tomorrow when the AWB expires.

    Dont forget to vote for Kerry.

  128. Re:What do you expect? by Chicane-UK · · Score: 1

    Sorry but thats just too much of a can of worms.

    But you should understand that just about every single Brit supported what Tony Martin did.. its not our fault that our laws seem to support criminals, and work against innocent people trying to defend their homes.

    I don't feel that owning firearms is necessarily the answer.. I just feel that the justice system should be doing more to punish the criminals who quite happily & blissfully ruin normal peoples lives.

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  129. home defense by wwcohen · · Score: 2, Funny

    When you're home is invaded, I recommend coming down the stairs with a hockey mask on, wielding a small gas-powered chain saw.

  130. WARNING: Don't clink link! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Website contains slow BMP images and huge frames that gobble up most of the screen space. Avoid!

  131. a Armed Society is a Polite Society by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nt

    1. Re:a Armed Society is a Polite Society by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whatever America might have going for it, polite it ain't.

    2. Re:a Armed Society is a Polite Society by renehollan · · Score: 1

      Y'all "ain't never" been to Texas, have y'all?

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  132. "Home Intruders"??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    A handgun? I'm not that good of a shot and I don't like home intruders that close.
    Unless you've got a 100-yard hallway or a dining hall the size of Wembley Stadium, isn't that a moot point by the time someone has invaded your home?
    1. Re:"Home Intruders"??? by renehollan · · Score: 1
      Hand guns are notoriously inaccurate at much beyond a dozen feet or so. Stop believing the movies.

      They also seam to be prone to being "found" by curious children who find them "cool" (again, I blame the movies for that). Somehow, rifles and shotguns are less "cool" and are left alone. Yes, you use a trigger lock or gun safe, or both, but kids are incredibly resourceful at getting things they're not supposed to. Yes, you educate them. Yes, you take all precautions. You still strive to minimize the risks of firearm ownership, and if owning a less "sexy" but sufficiently effective weapon makes it safer, that's what you do.

      I had a 25x33 foot family room outside the master bedroom in our home in Texas. There were several windows from which I could defend the yards.

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    2. Re:"Home Intruders"??? by ThePuD · · Score: 0

      take it from someone who can remember their hollywood riddled childhood well. shotguns are REALLY COOL, mostly because of Terminator, and lets not forget Doom and Quake.

    3. Re:"Home Intruders"??? by VivianC · · Score: 1

      Hand guns are notoriously inaccurate at much beyond a dozen feet or so. Stop believing the movies.

      Must be the shooter. My Glock 17 is pretty consistant between 25 and 50 feet for shots into center mass. I also have good results in my three-shot practice (two center mass, one head). I always hit center mass and usually get somewhere in the head. My .357 with a longer barrel is less accurate, but that is because I practice less with it.

      Of course, this is all range talk. I have never had to fire at a human (and, God willing, I never will). Under stress, I'm sure the range will drop but you fight as you train.

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    4. Re:"Home Intruders"??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hand guns are notoriously inaccurate at much beyond a dozen feet or so. Stop believing the movies.
      1.) Even if what you say were true, you're contradicting yourself. You complained that handguns were useful only as close-quarter weapons. If we're talking about defending against a home invader, aren't we talking about close-quarter combat?

      2.) I don't watch movies, and you're an idiot. I've been firing handguns at shooting ranges since I was 18. (Before that, it was archery. Marksmanship is a terrific hobby.) I've never seen any range that offered less than a 20-yard distance (the standard minimum). Some use mobile targets you can advance along a track, allowing closer distances -- but fixed targets are usually placed 20 yards from the firing line. That's what law enforcement use to practice, and that's what hobbyists fire at. And I've never met anyone who's had a problem.

      So I don't know whether it's reading books, watching movies, or eating ice cream cones...but something's turned you into a moronic jackass whose mouth exceeds his grasp. Whatever it is, stop doing it.

    5. Re:"Home Intruders"??? by winwar · · Score: 1

      "Hand guns are notoriously inaccurate at much beyond a dozen feet or so."

      You are incorrect. If you are not proficient with handguns, yes, they are inaccurate - the same could be said for a rifle or shotgun. But if you can't empty your clip into six inches at 25yards, you are not proficient. Any decent handgun with a proper load and a trained user can do this. Doing this under stress is much, much harder of course. However, IIRC, most handguns are used within 7 yards.

      Rifles and shotguns ARE easier to use than handguns. Certainly can be more accurate. Definitely more accurate at range. However, rifle cartridges and shotgun slugs may overpenentrate (bad for populated areas). Shotguns can be very inaccurate (buckshot). The best use of shotguns may be for their sound effects. Chambering a round will encourage any sensible criminal to leave....

      Look, rifles and shotguns have their uses and compliment handguns. Each has their place in home defense. But remember, it is irrelevant if you can kill someone at 100yards outside your house with a rifle. You likely cannot identify their INTENT at that range (or even their identity). And you you don't go shooting people first and asking questions later except in rare cases-there are plenty of stories of homeowners doing this and killing loved ones....

    6. Re:"Home Intruders"??? by Nicholas+Evans · · Score: 1

      As long as your kid is old enough to understand your instructions, it might be a good idea to take them to the range once or twice to fire your gun with you. Not only will they learn how to handle a gun in the event that they need to, they won't be as curious and start playing with it. We nerds should know damn well 'don't touch that button!' just makes people want to touch it more than they wanted before.

    7. Re:"Home Intruders"??? by renehollan · · Score: 1
      Doing this under stress is much, much harder of course. However, IIRC, most handguns are used within 7 yards.

      My point exactly. There's a world of difference between shooting at a target and aiming a firearm at a human: the latter is actually very difficult to do, calmly. Rationally, yes. Calmly, no.

      And, you are right that the most effective part of using a shotgun is not in the firing thereof... for sane attackers, anyway.

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    8. Re:"Home Intruders"??? by peawee03 · · Score: 1

      The problem is that handguns are more difficult to use by the untrained. I know someone who bought a handgun, and never even touched it. She just keeps it loaded and insecured by her bed at night. I doubt she could hit a barn door with it if she put the muzzle right against it. Just like everyone else, for every person that knows how to do something right, there are two that only think they know it, and five who have no clue at all. I don't fear people like yourself with handguns, you prolly fire better than most police. It's people like that woman I know

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    9. Re:"Home Intruders"??? by Necr0maN · · Score: 1

      totally agree, my father learned me to shoot when I was around 7, and I got my first rifle from my grandfather when I was 12 years old (a .22 lr bolt action with 8x scope, which I still have). I also did target practicing at least once a week at that age. Guns just don't seem that magical once you know how they work and how to use them (responsively).

    10. Re:"Home Intruders"??? by loraksus · · Score: 1

      Hand guns are notoriously inaccurate at much beyond a dozen feet or so. Stop believing the movies.
      Before I shot several thousand rounds of ammo through my beatup S&W 39-2 9mm, I would of have completely agreed with you. I don't / wouldn't anymore. 25-30 feet maybe. (of course, this assumes you actually practice, unlike, it seems, some police officers)

      That said, there are "shotgun" loads for various calibers. I'm sure they play hell with your barrel, but they do make it pretty darn hard to miss and don't leave any very big marks on walls, etc.

      Not sure about the safety aspect. When I had a younger kid in the house, the 39-2 had a gun lock running through it and was also locked into an ammo case. A slide shotgun would be several orders of magnitude better for home defense though.

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  133. Re:X10.com Has some interesting toys for this by YetAnotherGeekGuy · · Score: 2, Informative

    In addition to an outdoor camera, you can get a motion detector and camera kit that turns on a VCR when triggered and also has a German Shepherd voice synthesizer, virtual Robo Dog. All kinds of gagets for a geek, and pretty simple to install even if you aren't. If you want to go for broke you can get the whole security system and program it to turn the lights on after the second time the robo dog barks. Or whatever -- be creative. Smart Home also has stuff (although some of its the same) if you want a 2nd source.

    Finally, if you're in Bush Country, just go door-to-door with your good buddies Smith & Wesson (grin).

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  134. two dogs, two guns by tjic · · Score: 1

    Two Blue Heelers, a Benelli M-1 12 gauge semi-auto shotgun, and a Sig 2340 .40 semi-auto pistol.

    No robberies yet...

  135. Install Cameras by zapster · · Score: 1

    Just buy some broken outdoor video cameras, or just the housings...they don't need to work, just look like they do. Make them obvious. Criminals go for the low hanging fruit.

  136. You're Right by Farley+Mullet · · Score: 1

    If the guy really wants your car, the club won't stop him: so if you own a Hummer or a Porsche or something, you should probably take additional anti-theft measures. But if you have a car that isn't an obvious target (and that's most cars on the road), like you say, the guys going to move on when he sees the club.

    1. Re:You're Right by basics · · Score: 1

      But if you have a car that isn't an obvious target (and that's most cars on the road),

      I believe hondas are among the most stolen cars in the US.

  137. Flash. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Car alarms and motion-active lights are old hat. Flash strobes, on the other hand, still have some surprise value left, and tend to universally signal that a picture is being recorded in ways that even the presence of a camera itself doesn't.

    As such, I'd suggest a cheap digital still camera in a security enclosure on the side of the house (possibly wired via USB to a laptop or 486 inside, but this isn't so important), in combination with some AC strobes screwed into a few floodlight fixtures around the driveway.

    The picture-taking aspect is really secondary to the element of surprise; most screw-in strobes can be slaved to the firing of a 'normal' flash (like the one built into the $30 digicam), so if you can rig the cam to snap once every... oh, say, 30 seconds for five minutes after motion is detected, you'll trigger all those slave flashes with it, flood the area with smile-you're-on-candid-camera flashes of light, scare-off or surprise any would-be thieves... and maybe get a visual record if they don't rip the camera off the wall.

    Obviously, clear this with the neighbors first.

  138. Moronic Short-Term Solutions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    If you decide to get a dog, PLEASE rescue one and do not buy a puppy. Too many great dogs are euthanized every day because nobody wants them.
    Oh, for Christ's sake. Another bleeding heart who thinks a Band-Aid will fix the problem.

    If you care so much about the plight of dogs, how about discouraging people from owning pets to begin with? Reduced demand leads to reduced supply. Fewer dogs are bred, and fewer dogs are killed. It's not rocket science.

    1. Re:Moronic Short-Term Solutions... by bibliophage · · Score: 1

      Surprisingly enough, dogs can breed without our help. The issue at hand is birth control, and all those people out there who think the dog will notice a massive change in quality of life once s/he is sterilized. Bottom line: If you want the responsibility of a pet, you ought to get it spayed or neutered.

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    2. Re:Moronic Short-Term Solutions... by sydb · · Score: 1

      If it's a supply and demand thing, encouraging someone to get their dog from a shelter is going to - SURPRISE! - reduce the demand!

      Or maybe you think shelters are buying dogs from breeders.

      Do you really think the people who mistreat animals (and abandoning a dog is obviously mistreatment) are going to listen to someone telling them not to buy dogs?

      Get real.

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    3. Re:Moronic Short-Term Solutions... by ArbitraryConstant · · Score: 1

      People don't make dogs. Dogs make dogs.

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    4. Re:Moronic Short-Term Solutions... by Zancarius · · Score: 1

      Reduced demand leads to reduced supply.

      I dunno, if you look at the site in his .sig, the dog seems pretty clever. It looks as if it's rescuing a dildo. Maybe it's suggesting something about the human population?

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    5. Re:Moronic Short-Term Solutions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      the dog will notice a massive change in quality of life once s/he is sterilized.

      And so will you.

    6. Re:Moronic Short-Term Solutions... by DynamiteNeon · · Score: 1

      Um, getting dogs from the pound would reduce supply as well since they wouldn't be buying them from breeders or chain stores. The breeders and chain stores would then cut down on their supplies.

      Also, the parent poster never actually said that getting dogs elsewhere was wrong. He/she just suggested that you shouldn't let perfectly good dogs go to waste. Plus, it's cheaper to get a dog from the pound.

      As you said, it's not rocket science. Of course, you were too busy trying to insult people to actually think, weren't you?

    7. Re:Moronic Short-Term Solutions... by Oliver+Defacszio · · Score: 1

      Come and visit me at the office some time, and you'll change your tune.

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    8. Re:Moronic Short-Term Solutions... by NeuralAbyss · · Score: 1

      About the dogs, or about gentoo? :)

    9. Re:Moronic Short-Term Solutions... by ArbitraryConstant · · Score: 1

      You'd be amazed how many people start up with the Gentoo evangelism when they see me discuss how I like things to work. I thought a sig indicating that it's pointless might bypass that whole thing, but maybe not.

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    10. Re:Moronic Short-Term Solutions... by Canberra+Bob · · Score: 1

      "Fewer dogs are bred, and fewer dogs are killed"

      This may come as a shock to you, but the pound does not breed dogs, just as the pound does not purchase puppies off puppy mills. Perhaps you care to explain how rescuing a dog encourages these puppy mills?

  139. Halo style defense by YuriSoussov · · Score: 1

    Dress up as master chief, and run at em with glowing blue balls coated with super glue. Stick one on them and punch them in the face

    1. Re:Halo style defense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, no, that's a Halo-style offense. A Halo-style defense is to build your home full of confusing, nearly-identical rooms so the intruders get bored and leave before they find anything worthwhile.

  140. **Cautions** Land Mines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And a sign showing a cute little stick figure flying into the air.

  141. Time honored methods of mine... by dcw3 · · Score: 1

    Geeks of Slashdot, what tricks do you guys have to defend yours and your loved ones homes against crimes like this?

    If my wife didn't have a cat (she's a loner), I'd add a big dog or two to this list...

    Live in a low crime area
    Know the neighbors
    ADT Alarm system
    Phones available in nearly every room (Panasonic 8 phone system)
    Exterior lights with motion sensors
    2nd degree black belt
    9mm Sig Sauer (and know how to use it)
    12 gauge pump (ditto)
    Several well placed pepper spray canisters

    Despite some of the more lethal items above, the correct answer is always to avoid the confrontation, or attempt escape. I'd never use lethal force unless my life or a family members were in jeopardy.

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  142. Cheap motion detectors w/plug-socket switches by scupper · · Score: 2

    Cheap stealth security:

    Install motion detectors under your eves outside, and run a lamp, light fixture inside your house off a sensor switch to alert you when activity is going on. Motion is detected, light inside goes off. Silent alarm. Then call 911 and "embelish" about the eminent threat. Be convincing, sound scared. Police can use deadly force. Better to let them beat/shoot suspect than risk your life or health, or risk being sued.

    Very Cheap. Goto http://www.homedepot.com

    type : home automation

    into their search field.

    Look for these items in search result (cannot link directly to catalog, otherwise I would post a link):
    (can also goto:http://www.desatech.com/heath/remotehome.html

    Heath Zenith
    Wireless Command Remote Motion Sensor
    Home Depot Model SL6030WH5
    Internet/Catalog # 161731
    $24.99 EA
    mfg link: http://12.153.20.72/cgi-bin/remotehome.cgi?product =3

    Heath Zenith
    Wireless Command Plug In Lamp Converter w/ alert
    Home Depot Model SL6012WH5
    Internet/Catalog # 161730
    $19.99 EA
    mfg link: http://12.153.20.72/cgi-bin/remotehome.cgi?product =6

    Heath Zenith
    Wireless Command Screw In Socket Converter
    Home Depot Model SL6010WH5
    Internet/Catalog # 161729
    $17.99 EA
    mfg link: http://12.153.20.72/cgi-bin/remotehome.cgi?product =5

    mfg also offers kits:

    Product: Motion Activated Indoor Alert
    Model: 6019
    http://12.153.20.72/cgi-bin/remotehome.cgi?product =15
    Features:
    # Alerts you inside to activity outside.
    # Includes remote motion sensor and indoor plug-in converter with alert.
    # No wiring required.
    # Plug-in controls up to 300 Watts of incandescent lighting.
    # Plug-in includes audible alert with volume control.
    # Sensor turns lights ON and OFF and activates alert up to 100' away.
    # Sensor detects motion up to 70' away and 180 arc.

    Product: Motion Activated Lamp Socket Control
    Model: 6024
    http://12.153.20.72/cgi-bin/remotehome.cgi?product =16
    Features:
    # Adds motion security to non-motion lights.
    # Includes remote motion sensor and lamp socket converter.
    # No wiring required.
    # Socket controls up to 150 Watts of incandescent lighting.
    # Sensor turns ON and OFF up to 100' away.
    # Sensor detects motion up to 70' away and 180 arc.

  143. A shotgun. by Gannoc · · Score: 1


    A shotgun is best for home defense. Its more intimitating, and you can fire it without having the round go through four layers of sheetrock.

    Put a tux sticker on it if you have to be a fucking dork.

  144. I think I have the answer by character_assassin · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    but I must ask first: you mom, does she have big tits?

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    1. Re:I think I have the answer by user32.ExitWindowsEx · · Score: 1

      gives new meaning to the idea of a "booby trap"

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  145. My Advice: Bring The Pain by Bloodmoon1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Look, I understand not wanting to hurt people, but you have to realize anyone that is commiting a crime against you is typically a peice of shit that deserves to be hurt.

    I was once the same way, but having been robbed/stolen from several times in the past, my general philosophy has evolved so that as far as I'm concerned, once someone has decided that it is both necessary and appropriate to try to steal from or injure me or those under my protection, they have made a conscious decision that their life is now forfit. As such, I'm now the proud owner of several firearms that are kept with me basically all the time and will NOT hesitate to shoot to kill if necessary.

    This brings me to an important point, if you decide to adopt my general outlook on things, get intimately familier with your local and state laws on when you can and cannot use leathal force, they vary greatly from place to place. For example, in Colorado where I live, it is perfectly legal to kill someone if you feel they have both the opportunity and means to injure/kill you or another person. This can amount to them saying they're going to kick your ass, then charging you. It's considered perfectly clean to throw down and blow their ass away right there. However, it is not legal to kill in defense of property unless it is to protect yourself/others. So you couldn't go outside and kill some duche for stealing your car stereo (sadly) unless he pulls a knife or something on you when you confront him. You could still beat his ass, just don't shoot or you'd likely eat a manslaughter charge. Now if he's trying to burn down your house and you do the world a favor, that would be fine, as arson often directly endangers human life. Meanwhile, in Texas (among several other states), it is perfectly leagal to kill in defense of property, so you will without question want to check on those laws.

    Other than that, all I can tell you is to remember that anyone commiting a crime against you quite likely doesn't give a shit about you or anyone else and could care less what happens to you. I recommend you do the same when it comes to them. Oh, and make sure to shoot to kill. I can't count the number of times I've seen news stories where someone has been paralized robbing a house or mugging someone, but then managed to sue their victim and win a sizeable judgement in civil court. So make sure the only people that can sue are their family who will have a much harder time convincing the judge that they need $2 million to make up for the loss of that abortion their mother should have had.

    It's a cold, nasty world out there. All you have to do to ensure your continual survival is just be the most stone cold motherfucker on the planet. Hope that helps. Good luck.

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    1. Re:My Advice: Bring The Pain by hsoft · · Score: 1

      Or move to Canada. It is a much less "cold and nasty" world here. Well, compared to Texas, it's paradise.

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    2. Re:My Advice: Bring The Pain by Bloodmoon1 · · Score: 1

      Funny, but true. Based on my experiences, the further I've went into the frozen north, there are fewer the people and those that are there are generally better examples of humanity. Some of the nicest, most helpful and sociable people I've ever met have been Canadians and north North Dakota(ins?). I guess cold and harsh nature makes for warmer, better perfect people.

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    3. Re:My Advice: Bring The Pain by owlstead · · Score: 1

      Request: ECM unit, 1000 km fullerene cable, 1 tactical nuclear weapon. Reason: Birthday party for foreign dignitary.

      Yes, this really seems a person to take advice from. Can somebody go over to his place and take those firearms away from him?

    4. Re:My Advice: Bring The Pain by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1
      Unfortunately, that's unconstitutional.

      This doesn't seem like a person qualified to vote. Can somebody go over to his place and take his voter's card away?

      This doesn't seem like a person who uses free speech in the way it was intended. Can someone go over and revoke his right to speak?

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    5. Re:My Advice: Bring The Pain by querencia · · Score: 2, Funny

      No matter where you live, it helps if (a) the recipient of your shotgun blast is on your property when shot, and (b) the shot is to the front of said recipient (and not in his back as he tries to flee), thus bolstering a claim of self-defense.

      So, order the jackass to turn around before you shoot him. Then drag his bloody carcass back onto your lawn.

      IANYL (I Am Not Your Lawyer)

    6. Re:My Advice: Bring The Pain by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. Brother Farakhan says that the cold harsh weather of the scandinavian countries shriveled both the hearts and brains of whitey (not to mention the penis). They're all brutal oppressors who exist only to prevent you from getting your rightful slavery reparations check.

    7. Re:My Advice: Bring The Pain by Bloodmoon1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Good luck with that.

      Just hear me out here. If you read the Declaration of Independence, it more or less says people have not only the right but the responsibility to overthrow corrupt governments for the good of the country (country and government are NOT the same thing). Combine this with the 2nd Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, which is there to ensure people have the means to overthrow the government if need be (anyone that says it's there for hunting is a moron), and you can clearly see the founding fathers of the U.S. intended for the populace to always be able to keep the government in check with the threat of revolution if the governement became corrupt.

      Initally, a farmer could more or less be on par with the military if he could afford it. As time has went on however, that parity has been lost, as more and more weapons are illegal for civilians to have. This is not what was intended when this country was founded. I, as well as any other citizen, should be fully able to have nuclear weapons and fully stocked aircraft carriers if I can afford them, not to mention assault weapons and other non-WMDs. It may sound extremist, but it would ensure our government stays true to its principals for all time. Now, you can take that as funny or insightful or whatever, but taken strictly, it's the damn truth.

      And just remember, a man with a gun is a citizen, capable of defending himself, his country, and his fellow citizens from threats both foreign and domestic. A man without a gun is a subject, who must depend on others for protection. I know, a gun isn't going to stop a bomber aircraft, but it is going to go a long way if everyone takes up arms. Look at how many problems we're having in Iraq, and that's only thanks to a very small minority of the country who views us as hostile invaders and has taken up arms against us. While we are winning, a small, dedicated group is managing to heavily slow the progress of the mightiest military humanity has ever known. Weither or not they are right is irrelevent, they are getting results.

      I always hope and pray to whatever god that I'll never need to actually kill anyone, but at the same time, I'll gladly slaughter this whole damn world if that's what it takes. You just go ahead and look me up if you should require protection at a later point in time. You will, of course, have to get up to speed, but most of the world has grown complacent over time, so we can't hold it against you.

      A world of strife, the only world a true soldier can be happy in.

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    8. Re:My Advice: Bring The Pain by 808140 · · Score: 1

      First off, let me say that I generally agree with your statement that US Constitution's second amendment exists to ensure that its citizens will be able to revolt if it ever should become necessary. It is consistent with the writings of the founding fathers, their general philosophies, and makes a lot of sense given that the birth of our nation was essentially a revolt against an oppressive government.

      However, I think that it's a good thing that lots of weapons -- particularly the large, military kind, like nukes and aircraft carriers -- are not available to people that can afford them. Because, given the extreme cost of these items, the only people that could possibly afford them are massive corporations. We already have problems with guerilla tactics used by corporations in South America (Coca-Cola, for example, is being tried in US court for allegedly using just such tactics against Colombian citizens) and I really don't think we want to create a situation where the rich are able to "buy" military-grade equipment and possibly end up with their own private armies. We citizens may want our weapons for armed revolt, but those that have the money to buy WMDs and the like, well, that's not what they'd be using them for.

      And anyway, to ensure armed revolt is successful, simple guns and resolve on the part of citizens is truly all that's required. Your Iraqi example is a great one: these guys don't have extreme weaponry, and their numbers are not that great. You say we're "winning" but I'm not even sure that's true.

      All it takes is enough people actively taking up arms and enough people in the populace supporting their cause (not acting as informants, etc, even if they themselves don't fight the good fight) and you have a successful revolution. The US's nuclear arsenal is useless against a revolution. They want to control the US; they don't want to nuke it, that would be nuking their own country. I hate to say it, but if it weren't for international concern, I doubt we'd care less about nuking countries like Iraq/Afghanistan -- after all, we don't live there. But the US? Not a chance. Ultimately, it would be ground warfare. The odds are heavily stacked against the government when it comes to revolution, because their intention is to govern, and a people that doesn't want to be governed and is willing to fight to the death to prevent it is not being governed, it's being occupied.

      A government's power comes from popular mandate, not force of arms. Force of arms can only be used to put down insurgents that do not have popular support. Once insurgents do, well, as a government, you're fucked.

      Police states like North Korea, Iraq under Saddam (and probably, Iraq under Bush) spend much of their time trying to convince the populace (through propaganda) that they don't want to revolt. If they get it in their heads to (as Iraqis have), you are screwed.

    9. Re:My Advice: Bring The Pain by Tyndmyr · · Score: 1

      Firstly, I don't know why that comment was modded funny instead of informative. Its great to know others out there share my beliefs.. Nukes are normally counted as WMD, but I support the right of private citizens to own anything short of WMD, which certainly aren't needed for a revolution in any case. As for cost/effectiveness...AA missile systems are cheaper than planes... same goes for AT rockets.

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    10. Re:My Advice: Bring The Pain by Snaller · · Score: 1

      ), and you can clearly see the founding fathers of the U.S. intended for the populace to always be able to keep the government in check with the threat of revolution if the governement became corrupt.

      Because they were a bunch of dumb pesants evidently.

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  146. Circle of violence by sokk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Killing someone because of trespassing? Someone that's almost surely unarmed!? That's the last solution I would've chosen, if at all.

    Flame me all you want, but deep down you know it's wrong. Guess Michael Moore was into something in the movie Bowling For Columbine.

    1. Re:Circle of violence by TykeClone · · Score: 1

      If someone is in your house that you've not invited, they're up to no good and likely mean you harm. You do have the right to defend yourself.

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    2. Re:Circle of violence by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      Maybe they shouldn't have ignored the "No Trespassing" signs posted on the property? Where's personal responsibility? Let me guess, you don't own any property, and dwell in a large city.

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    3. Re:Circle of violence by BurritoWarrior · · Score: 1

      Almost surely unarmed?

      Says who?

      Shooting doesn't mean killing. Owning a gun doesn't mean shooting.

    4. Re:Circle of violence by mikeswi · · Score: 0

      Deep down it's wrong? I don't think so.

      Someone in my home illegally has forfeited his right to liberty and, if he is armed, he has forfeited his right to life.

      If someone does break into my house, I will have no regrets about filling him with buckshot or with suing his estate for the cost of cleaning his lungs off my walls.

    5. Re:Circle of violence by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      Considering the Submitter apparently lives in a high crime area, is it really wise to assume someone who's already tresspassing doesn't have darker things in mind?

      When did the parent advocate shooting someone who's trespassing anyway? Also how do you know they aren't armed? that hand in a pocket could have nothing, could be a knife, could be a handgun. Granted, I don't think it's moral or legal to shoot until you're being threatened.

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    6. Re:Circle of violence by PaulBu · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The fact that law allows for that does not mean that one's personal morals would not interfere to try to negotiate a peaceful resolution with the intruder. And if he is indeed unarmed he try to disappear as quickly as possible after the first shot in the air IF he gave you enough time/distance to make that first warning shot. And if he is just a harmless junkie he would stay clear from your house after that.

      On the other hand, I can imagine that people who would engage into a fight with someone armed are armed as well, and maybe there onto something more than stealing your TV.

      I wanted to post thin on the recent assault rifle thread, but did not have a chance. Do not you think that the world history might be slightly better if at least some Jews in Germany in 30s or more Russian peasants in 20s would have utomatic rifles? At least the Russian peasants had their guns they used to "hunt for rabbits" and were able to give at least some hard time to the "authorities". (Disclaimer: I'm from Russia originally). Why German Jews (and Russian "intelligentzia" later in 30s) did not put up ANY armed resistance at all, even after having pretty good reasons to believe that after they leave their house they will never see it again and most probably will be dead, is still a puzzle for me...

      And yes, this is kind of a situation which trespass laws are designed to prevent, "my home is my castle", and so on.

      And, by the way, the parent poster never mentioned "killing someone because of trespassing", he gave a pretty good and solid advice on how to learn to use your gun safely and effectively, if needed.

      Paul B.

    7. Re:Circle of violence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trespassing? If someone has broken into your home with you in it, I'd imagine they're bent on more than trespassing. Insightful, my ass.

    8. Re:Circle of violence by winwar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Maybe they shouldn't have ignored the "No Trespassing" signs posted on the property?"

      It's simple, call the police and have them sited for trespassing. See, there are laws for this sort of thing.

      I have trespassed numerous times-it is virtually impossible to do geology field work and not trespass and some time. Most of the time, you won't know it (think rural areas, not reliably posted). In other cases, it is perfectly legal to enter an area that has been posted "no trespassing" - many times people who post those signs have no right to post them.... Maybe they are entering your property to ask permission, ever consider that?

      "Where's personal responsibility?"

      If they call the police and cite me for trespassing, I will accept the consequences of my actions. I have been confronted before but never cited - so, was I actually trespassing?

      You don't go shooting someone because they trespass. You shoot someone because you fear your life is in imminent danger (or someone you are protecting). If they are in your house you MAY have a case. On your property, not likely. Sure, you may not be prosecuted but only a fool would take that chance....

    9. Re:Circle of violence by renehollan · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Why German Jews (and Russian "intelligentzia" later in 30s) did not put up ANY armed resistance at all, even after having pretty good reasons to believe that after they leave their house they will never see it again and most probably will be dead, is still a puzzle for me...

      Ah, my friend, you have not studied your history...

      Hitler had disarmed the Jews long before they were being carted off for slaughter. He was praised at the time by many world leaders for bringing about peace.

      The U.S. founding fathers had it right, though I prefer C. Heston's version: "... from my cold, ... dead, ... hands!"

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    10. Re:Circle of violence by winwar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Shooting doesn't mean killing."

      No, but the generally accepted rule is, two in the chest, one in the head. If you have the right to shoot, it is because you believe your life is in danger. If the first two bullets in the chest don't drop the person, you assume they are wearing body armor and aim for the head. A shot to the head will tend to kill someone (as will a couple bullets to the heart).

      The alternative (if they have a stabbing/slashing/blunt weapon) is to aim for the groin with the third shot. If they can't walk, they can't harm you.

      Only a fool aims for a body part (hand, etc), fires a warning shot, or flashes a weapon. In the first case, you are likely to miss. In the other cases, YOU become the aggressor, and make it legal for other guy to KILL YOU!! If you are not willing to kill someone (or shoot them in locations likely to kill them), you should not have a firearm for self defense. PERIOD.

    11. Re:Circle of violence by rhombic · · Score: 1

      "It's simple, call the police and have them sited for trespassing. See, there are laws for this sort of thing."

      Oh yes, call the police. They might take a report over the phone. If you're lucky enough to know who the trespasser is, their name and address, you might get a citation mailed to them. Get the police to drive by when you've got a non-threatening trespass going on? Give me a break. In San Diego, you can't even get the cops to come by if your car gets totalled in a hit and run, with the runner leaving paint scrapes and parts of their bumper behind. Actually investigate a non-violent crime? Not likely. Despite having outrageous taxes.

      Given the complete failure of big-city police to provide even the basics of "serve-and-protect" despite running up huge bills (look up California CHP's "Chief's disease") citizens don't have a lot of choice but to protect themselves.

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    12. Re:Circle of violence by Nutria · · Score: 1

      On your property,

      Don't be brainless. Even states that have passed enlightened "shoot the burglar" laws recognize that the intruder has revealed his intentions by being in your house .

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    13. Re:Circle of violence by Nutria · · Score: 1

      Shooting doesn't mean killing.

      Never point a gun at someone unless you are emotionally willing and able to kill the person.

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      "I don't know, therefore Aliens" Wafflebox1
    14. Re:Circle of violence by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1
      If you break the law, you are assumed to have ill intent. This is first-semester law course stuff. Why else would you be breaking the law?

      There's this ingenious device known as a "telephone" that allows you to contact property owners and request permission to enter. There's also another tech called a "letter" that works equally well, but I didn't think it would go over with the tech-savvy crowd here, so I almost didn't mention it.

      I know, I know...laws that are inconvenient aren't meant to be followed in the first place...that's why they keep them in moldy old books.

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    15. Re:Circle of violence by Nept · · Score: 1

      It's simple, call the police and have them sited for trespassing

      doing a quick define: tresspassing on google I get: gradually intrusive without right or permission

      I would say it depends on the "gradually intrusive" part. If the trespasser doesn't seem to be presenting an imminent danger, call the police. If the trespasser is presenting such a danger, there may not be enough time for the police.

      The problem is, you can't pass a law stating at what point a trespasser presents an imminent danger. It all depends on the moment, the actions of the trespasser, the state of mind of the homeowner, etc. None of these can really be translated into any coherent law.

      Maybe they are entering your property to ask permission, ever consider that?

      If they do that, and if I have a gun, they become proud winners of the Darwin award.

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    16. Re:Circle of violence by winwar · · Score: 1

      "Someone in my home illegally has forfeited his right to liberty and, if he is armed, he has forfeited his right to life."

      One of the more reasonable comments. If they are armed and in your house, deadly force is warranted (intent is pretty obvious). If they are unarmed, it may or not be.

      Of course, you rarely serve jail time for trespassing...

    17. Re:Circle of violence by winwar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "And if he is indeed unarmed he try to disappear as quickly as possible after the first shot in the air IF he gave you enough time/distance to make that first warning shot."

      AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!?!?! Where the hell do people get the idea that a warning shot is EVER a good idea. Too much TV or movies perhaps?

      Repeat after me. NEVER, EVER, fire a warning shot. Either you are justified in using deadly force or you are not. Period. The only time you discharge a weapon in a self-defense situation is with the intent of hitting the person/thing causing the deadly threat.

      If you fire a warning shot, you become the aggressor. The attacker is now justified in killing you because they are (rightfully) in fear for their life.

    18. Re:Circle of violence by PaulBu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ah, my friend, you have not studied your history...

      Ah, my friend, I did study my history and my Penal Code too, and in the parts of the world I am from it was outright illegal for a private citizen to own a weapon for self-defence, any weapon (not only a gun, as far as I remember carrying a knife longer than palm width was illegal in Soviet Russia as well, and I personally spend a night in jail for wearing a heavy-metal style bracelet with metal spikes ;-) ). There were exception, for hunters, of course (but still assault style weapons were not considered to be for hunting, at even shotguns were heavily restricted), and the most "funny" one was for daggers wore as part of traditional national dress by people from Souther Russia/Caucasis. What is going on down there NOW is a good example of "...only outlaws will have guns", unfortunately... ;-(

      Hitler had disarmed the Jews long before they were being carted off for slaughter. He was praised at the time by many world leaders for bringing about peace.

      Still, if several armed men come into your house to take you away and kill, one would expect at least some would try to grab a gun from one to shoot the others. And do not tell me that Jews were all those harmless scholars and merchants -- at least now Israeli soldiers are quite tough, are not they? Maybe it took them 50 years, who knows...

      As to "many world leaders" -- did not know that, have any references? I woudl not be surprized at all. Can not trust those "world leaders" at all, can we?


      The U.S. founding fathers had it right, though I prefer C. Heston's version: "... from my cold, ... dead, ... hands!"


      I guess we are on the same page here, my friend!

      Paul B.

    19. Re:Circle of violence by Bloater · · Score: 1

      What about the postman?

    20. Re:Circle of violence by renehollan · · Score: 1
      Still, if several armed men come into your house to take you away and kill

      No Jew was taken away "to be killed". They were "legally relocated". That "relocation" just happened to include killing many of them.

      If I were to make a sick joke of it, I'd put on my best Gomer Pyle voice: "Surprise, surprise, surprise!" [*]

      [*] This is not meant as an attempt at real humour over a tragedy. Much Slavic "humour" is in fact sarcasm, irony, and (outlawed) criticism of a harsh regime disguised as humour. (The Poles are best at this, IMHO). But, if I have to explain that, the reader doesn't get it. I think PaulBu might, though. :-)

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    21. Re:Circle of violence by MalikChen · · Score: 1

      You don't go shooting someone because they trespass... If they are in your house you MAY have a case. On your property, not likely. Sure, you may not be prosecuted but only a fool would take that chance....

      Or a Texan. It's all legal here, baby!

    22. Re:Circle of violence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If someone is in your house that you've not invited, they're up to no good and likely mean you harm. Your friends and relatives sound like some of the worst people on the planet.

      Last time people were in my house that I hadn't invited, they were watching TV waiting for me to get home so we could go out drinking. On previous events they were organizing a surprise party.

      What a bunch of assholes you hang with if they're always trying to do you harm.

    23. Re:Circle of violence by Khazunga · · Score: 1
      If you break the law, you are assumed to have ill intent. This is first-semester law course stuff. Why else would you be breaking the law?
      What if my evil intent was robbing apples from a tree? Is it punishable by death? Nope. Ever wondered why? Defence actions should be proportional to the threat.
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    24. Re:Circle of violence by PaulBu · · Score: 1

      Repeat after me. NEVER, EVER, fire a warning shot. Either you are justified in using deadly force or you are not. Period. The only time you discharge a weapon in a self-defense situation is with the intent of hitting the person/thing causing the deadly threat.

      I can see your point, but take my comment in the context of the post I was replying to, to quotre below: Killing someone because of trespassing? Someone that's almost surely unarmed!? That's the last solution I would've chosen, if at all.
      Flame me all you want, but deep down you know it's wrong. Guess Michael Moore was into something in the movie Bowling For Columbine.


      My point was that one does not have to "kill for trespassing", but to use one's advantage (i.e., having a gun) and one's brains to the best. Which might include a warning shot to make one's point without actually physically harming anyone.

      If you fire a warning shot, you become the aggressor. The attacker is now justified in killing you because they are (rightfully) in fear for their life.

      How is it, if a) the attacker is an agressor to be on my property without my premission (I am not talking about bar brawl here, in that situation I agree it is best NOT to make any shots whatsoever unless you seriously intend to kill!) and b) if the shot is clearly a warning and they are free to leave/run/escape, it is better for them to do just that. As to being in fear for their life -- is not it the whole purpose?

      Paul B.

    25. Re:Circle of violence by madcow_ucsb · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Seriously. As they taught my dad in the military re people hopping fences into the SAC missile bases and he later taught me, "While you're shooting at his leg, he's shooting at your head. When you need to shoot at all, you shoot to kill. If you don't need to kill, you don't need to shoot."

      Of course the key is to know when you need to shoot at all. Some asshat trying to steal my car isn't worth killing. The cops and insurance can handle that one. Some asshat coming thru my window with a gun? Well, he won't get as much sympathy.

      But in any case, you never ever ever point the business end of a gun at something you wouldn't be willing to kill. Be it a thief, your dog, or your teenage kid sneaking in in the middle of the night.

      Rant mode on...
      It boggles the mind how little people know about firearm safety. I mean it's not hard. The concept of someone who owns a gun actually thinking "well, I'll just shoot his hand and make him drop his gun" really gives all gun owners a bad name. Behind all the anti-/pro-gun rhetoric, a loaded gun in your house has only one purpose: to kill. I'd argue there are some (albeit very few) cases where that's morally justifiable. But if you're not comfortable with that concept, then you should think long and hard before putting that 9mm in your nightstand.

      It's a shame they can't teach this stuff in school...

      Rant mode off...

    26. Re:Circle of violence by Ptraci · · Score: 1

      As long as you're not too quick to shoot without finding out what's going on. I had a drunken college student wander into my place about 5:30 A.M. once. I'm very glad I didn't panic and shoot him, as he was just to drunk to know where he was. I led him back to the front door and yelled at his friends to keep a better eye on him.

    27. Re:Circle of violence by photon317 · · Score: 4, Informative


      The problem is mostly a legal one, as anyone who's taken a concealed handgun course will tell you. The laws vary by state, but many are like Texas, where I'm at and can reasoanbly describe.

      One factor is threat escalation. When one party initiates the use force, then the other party is justified in using force as a defense. When the first party escalates to deadly force, then the other party is justified in using deadly force in defense. Whoever initiates each escalation is the agressor who will likely be criminally convicted, whoever defends without escalating further up the chain of "nothing->force->deadly force" than the other party has already done is in the clear on defensive grounds. Where this all ties back in to the point is that while drawing a weapon and pointing it at someone only constitutes "force" (and is therefore legally no different than shouting, pushing, or grabbing their arm), firing the weapon, even into the ground or air as a warning shot, constitutes deadly force.

      In Texas in particular, property rights are strong, and you can initiate deadly force in response to certain property crimes under certain condititions justifiably, even though the person committing the property crimes isn't neccesarily using deadly force against you. It's complicated, but a good rule of thumb for this stuff is that if it's dark, the guy is either inside your house and not clearly visible (lights are out), or it's dark and the guy is in your lawn showing signs of attempted arson (gas can in hand), you can shoot.

      But just as one should never fire a warning shot (as it is a meaningless threat escalation and puts you on the wrong side of certain legal issues), one should also never "shoot to kill", or at least never phrase it that way to the cops who show up afterwards or the grand jury you'll be facing even in a defensive case. The important thing is that you were "shooting to stop" (either stop the property crime under the right circumstances, shooting to stop the threat on your life or that of others, shooting to stop "deadly force" actions against you or others, or any combination of the above). That also means that once the person does "stop" (dead, severely disabled and immobilized, running away, whatever), you are obligated to stop shooting, or once again you're on the wrong side of the law. Therefore a practical consideration to keep in your head (But enver say out loud) is that when you do make that shot to "stop", it better be deadly - because chances are after the initial hit the guy *will* stop one way or the other, and if he stays alive, he's likely to sue in civil court for his enduring medical problems if you winged him.

      So, in summary, make sure you know your state's laws about when the use deadly force is authorized (A concealed handgun course in states that offer it is a great source of information and training) - and shoot to kill, but don't ever admit to shooting to kill, only shooting to stop - and do stop shooting when they stop aggressing. I would personally recommend a double-tap to the chest for your opening and closing volley.

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    28. Re:Circle of violence by TykeClone · · Score: 1
      Agreed on that. Ideally, when the bad guy sees that you're at home (because of the dog, lights turning on, the sound of a shell being chambered...) they'll take off.

      I imagine if you live near the bar district in a college town, you learn to put up with more than I would. I live in a quiet small town and if someone did wander in at 5:30am it would likely not be a mistake.

      Breakins that happen over night would scare me more than ones that would happen during the day while you're away. If someone's breaking in during they day, they're doing so gambling that no one is home - they neither want nor expect a confrontation. If someone's breaking in during the night - they expect someone to be home and are willing to do them harm if they get in the way.

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    29. Re:Circle of violence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By that time most of the Jews left in Germany were the non-paranoid type. The less trusting, such as my great grandparents, had allready fled the country. Those who stayed tended to have the attitude that their country and their neighbors could never be so evil as to actually kill them. And because they trusted a government that had been slowly tightening the noose around their necks for years, they died. I think there's a lesson there for people of any country who don't mind progressivly more draconian laws because 'my government could NEVER hurt ME'.

    30. Re:Circle of violence by Necr0maN · · Score: 1

      Burglars just want your stuff and your money and don't want to kill you or your family. This brings us to the fact that a lot of people would kill to protect their stuff and money.
      Personally I'd just keep them at gunpoint and let them be arrested. If they don't cooperate shoot them in the leg maybe. I don't think someone deserves to die because that someone wants to take some of my stuff. And I surely could miss all the legal trouble and the mental burden of killing someone.

    31. Re:Circle of violence by TykeClone · · Score: 1
      You'd get into as much trouble shooting someone in the leg as you would for killing them. If you kill them, you can always argue self defence.

      If someone is either brave or crazy enough to invade an occupied home, then you're likely going to need to do something in self defense anyway.

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    32. Re:Circle of violence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I once talked to a police officer about trespassing. It was his department's policy that, due to the hard to define nature of tresspassing, they didn't arrest trespassers. They would come, make sure everything was safe and all, and offer the property owner the chance to make a citizen's arrest. They run the risk of a false arrest case if the person is found not to be trespassing.

      As for all the coments on police response, YMMV. I live in LA county, and my experience is that the sherriff's department is very responsive, even for non-emergencies. I also live on a street that usually has a traffic patrol out, so if I have a real emergency I expect they can be here within 2 minutes most of the time.

      I contemplated getting a gun (and the appropriate training). I quickly reasoned that it would be almost useless for self-defence. I wouldn't carry it with me (legal issues, problems with scaring people, and I don't want to carry something that big around all the time), so it wouldn't protect me from anything outside the home. At home, I share a property, so there are a lot of people around, sometimes at odd hours. I met a gov't surveyor who was legally on our property without permission. We have dogs and cats. Basically, the odds of there being something I actually want to shoot are pretty low compared to the odds of me pulling a gun on someone I don't want to shoot. If the gun is kept 'safely', locked up and seperate from the ammo, then it doesn't help me when someone is breaking down the door. If not, then the neighbor's kid might sneak in and get into trouble. So I still might get a gun, but not for self defence.

    33. Re:Circle of violence by bytor4232 · · Score: 1

      God I love america. Someone comes into my house in Michigan USA I'm fully within my rights to use my Remington 870 Express 12 gauge on them.

      Once I actually had an intruder. All I had to do was rack my Remington and they knew the jig was up. They couldn't leave the house fast enough.

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    34. Re:Circle of violence by Nimey · · Score: 1

      So don't kill them. Shoot them in the leg so they can't get away, then call the police.

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    35. Re:Circle of violence by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1
      I see a man break into my property. He is coming towards my house where my children are. Oh, I guess I'll use TELEPATHY, and divine that he only wants to steal some apples from me, and not that he has a 9mm tucked into the small of his back.

      The action IS proportional to the threat. If you're on my property, YOU ARE THREATENING ME. I have the right to respond with the force that the law allows. You have the right to stay off my land. It's very simple.

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    36. Re:Circle of violence by Necr0maN · · Score: 1

      not in my country you don't, if you kill him for any reason at all, even if he's pointing a shotgun at your head, it's murder (except when he shoots you first), if you just hurt him it's arguably self defense. There have been a lot of cases like this and they all turned out the same: the poor bastard who shot the burglar/robber got thrown into jail.

      Seriously, these people aren't out to kill you, and don't want to hurt you physically, they just want to steal your stuff and get away with it as fast and trouble-free as possible, which is imnsho not something they deserve to die for, if they get arrested for burglary they're out of jail in no time. This is less likely to happen if they kill every home owner they encounter on their nightly excursions. If they encounter someone with a gun they will most likely run away instead of attacking that person (because, think about it, attacking somebody that has a gun pointed at you isn't such a good idea after all is it?)
      burglary and murder are two totally different leagues, that require two totally different states of mind.

    37. Re:Circle of violence by TykeClone · · Score: 1
      And that is just plain wrong. It's one thing if you've got some poor schmuck who noticed that your door was unlocked and wanted to just run in an grab something quick. They'll likely try to run if confronted. If, on the other hand, you've got the genuine predator out to enter your house when they suspect you might be home (to either rob you or rape your wife or daughter), then just standing up and saying "Boo" won't scare them off.

      I'm contending that entering a house with ill intent is fundamentally different at night (when one expects the owner to be home) versus during the day time (when the owner is likely gainfully employed), and the type of predator is different as well.

      I don't own a gun and am not sure what I would do if confronted by some scum like that in my house. If it comes down to him or me (or my family) - I will do what I can to make it him.

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    38. Re:Circle of violence by misleb · · Score: 1
      If someone's breaking in during the night - they expect someone to be home and are willing to do them harm if they get in the way.

      Why would someone breakin when expecting someone to be home? Criminals may be criminals, but they are not necessarily stupid. That is an unnecessary risk. Seems to me that a burgler woudld be much more interested in getting the hell out of there if caught.

      -matthew

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    39. Re:Circle of violence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are all psychotic freaks.

    40. Re:Circle of violence by killjoe · · Score: 1

      Wow. The punishment for theft is the death penalty without the benefit of a jury or a trial.

      Only in texas.

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    41. Re:Circle of violence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, they will most likely run away ... but what if they don't ?
      What if they rape your wife, kill your kids and and force you to watch it all ?

      Are you suggesting that we should trust people who choose to break the law in the first place ?

      God man, you have no respect for yourself nor for you family if you are willing to stake their lives on the good will of a criminal.

      What a pathetic human being.
      What a pathetic place you live in.

    42. Re:Circle of violence by Nova1313 · · Score: 1

      yes and if you shoot them when they threaten you make sure they die inside the house. if not you better drag them back inside even if they are just injured. A burglar got into a friends house aimed a gun at the owner and the owner shot him. he ran outside and fell over on the lawn ended up sueing the owner and winning like 100k from him for the trama and damage to his arm.

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    43. Re:Circle of violence by Necr0maN · · Score: 1

      The thing burglars are most afraid of is getting caught and shot at by the inhabitants of whatever house they are robbing, that's why they'll mostly strike when you're not home. But quite a few rob houses when people are sleeping and are very skillfull in getting in and out without waking anyone up, these people also really don't want any more trouble then they already have.

      If they would be prepared to fight/attack whoever catches them in the act, they wouldn't be all that careful not to get caught. After all they chose a non-violent type of crime and go through great lenghts to keep it that way.

      Yet if one such situation arose where it comes to him or yourself, this would imply that this person has full intent to kill/harm you, which is very, very unlikely to happen. It's not because you're comitting a crime that you are automatically prepared to commit THE crime. While there are horror stories about this kind of thing, it is not likely to happen to any of you. (as i've said, nobody is going to attack someone pointing a gun at them, as anyone would pull the trigger in that case (I would))

      As far as raping goes, I seriously doubt it that these rapists would go through the trouble of breaking into a house to do their thing with the added risk of the husband/father/other inhabitants hearing them and kicking their ass, while they can scout out dark alleys.

      And after all, think about the odds, first there must be a burglar around in your neighbourhoud, then he has to choose your house out of all the others, then you have to be awake at that moment of get woken up by his noise, then you have to get to him without him hearing you coming and running off, and then he has to have some weird reason to attack you instead of still trying to get the fuck out. Looking at the cases in which this series of events has happened, I'd go for a 1/750.000.000 chance. You're most likely to wake up noticing that your dvd player is gone. There's not much to be afraid of.

      Just get a big dog and have some way of announcing to the outside that you have one, burglars never rob people with dogs, it's just plain stupid and dangerous from a burglars point of view. Plus it's a lovely animal.

    44. Re:Circle of violence by nomadic · · Score: 1

      The question isn't whether what THEY'RE doing is right, but if what you're doing is. If you seriously contend that you would rather kill an intruder than scare him away, then as far as I'm concerned you're probably more dangerous than him.

    45. Re:Circle of violence by Eskarel · · Score: 1
      Automatic rifles wouldn't really have helped. To start with firing on police officers, even police officers of a corrupt state is essentially a death sentence for you and your family while, in Russia particularly, they might only be after you at the moment and at least for a while leave your family alone. You've really got to have a certain mindset to try the "take them with me" approach to home defense, and most innocent people don't have it.

      The other problem is that innocent people are remarkably good at convincing themselves that it couldn't possibly be real and that there's a mistake somewhere which will be rectified. Read an account of a woman who spent time imprisoned during the purges for a class and the woman in the cell next door was still writing devotional poetry to Stalin well into her incarceration.

    46. Re:Circle of violence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you are the proud winner of the state assbanging prison for life award. Remind me to shoot you in the face next time I see you 'trespass' on 95% of the land in the US (which is private property).

    47. Re:Circle of violence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Part of the reason for a jury trial is to determine whether you've got the right guy. No worries about that when you've caught him in the act.

      Personally, I would not shoot someone to protect my property, and it's illegal to do so in my state. If I were in fear for my life, and had no other reasonable options, I would shoot.

    48. Re:Circle of violence by Necr0maN · · Score: 1

      why on earth am I replying to a trolling AC?

      sure, that's very likely to happen, why are you so scared of things that you've seen on TV and are most unlikely to ever happen to you.

      If that someone shows any intent of harming me or my family, he'll be down on the ground in a matter of nanoseconds. But I will never preventively shoot anyone because of a one in a million chance that he might pose a threat.

      I most likely have more selfrespect than you do, but I also respect the lives of other human beings , even if they are criminals.
      But again, if try to harm me or my loved ones in any way that respect will quickly fade away.

      Most burglars have families to feed and protect too, and if they get killed who is going to do that, so they won't that that chance.

      Now you may always come up with horror stories about rabid psycho hyper hippie junkie punk cyborgs killing everyone they see but it might be in your best intrest if somebody broke into your house and stoly your tv, at least you might get some sense of reality then.

    49. Re:Circle of violence by winwar · · Score: 1

      That was an excellent reply. Thanks.

    50. Re:Circle of violence by winwar · · Score: 1

      "Get the police to drive by when you've got a non-threatening trespass going on? Give me a break."

      That was my point - shooting someone for a non-threatening trespass is overreacting.

      If the police don't consider it important, there MIGHT be a reason. I am well aware that the police response for property crimes is often, well, poor, to say the least. I have experienced it first hand.

      Look, I place no faith in the police to protect people, have a clue, or even investigate well. But there is other legal recourse (civil court) and private methods available (private investigators and insurance) that are proportional to the situation.

    51. Re:Circle of violence by winwar · · Score: 1

      Look, state laws vary and I was being general. If you feel threatened by the intruder you are justified in using deadly force. But it doesn't mean you won't be prosecuted or even sued successfully by intruder's estate (or the intruder is he lives)-it has happened even in states with "enlightened" laws. So, if your life really isn't threatened, you realistically shouldn't use deadly force.

    52. Re:Circle of violence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I live in Houston. 3 years ago, I had gotten up at around 3am to pee. I heard something in the garage, thought it was raccoons from the bayou that would come in through the cat door now and then. I looked through the porch window, and saw someone working the hinges off of the back door into the garage. My wife and young son were inside. I grabbed a pump shotgun, loaded with 00 shells, stepped out of the kitchen door to the backyard, aimed the weapon at this guy, told him to step away from the door and get down on the ground. He stopped with the crowbar in his hand, turned towards me and started walking. I -told- him if he didnt' stop, "I swear to God I'll kill you". He didn't, and I did. Later, one of the cops looked me in the eye and asked me slowly and pointedly "were you in fear for your life". I said that I was, he kept writing. Later I was no-billed by a grand jury. I found out that this guy had been in prison, (Huntsville) and was out on probation for felony assault...and had a record of all sorts of charming behavior. On one hand, I wish the entire thing had never happened. On the other, I'd shoot him in the chest again without a second thought. If someone had leveled a shotgun at -me- as I was tearing off the door that leads into the garage of his house (the interior door then leading into the house from the garage is a flimsy panel door secured by a hook) -I- sure as hell would stop. I will never, never rid myself of weapons that kill at a distance as long as there exist destructive, dangerous people like the guy whose life I ended.

      I'll go out of my way to help people when I can, I try to avoid confict when I can. I'm not a member of the NRA. All someone has to do to avoid my shooting them is not break into my home when my family is inside...and -then- refuse to back off when confronted with a weapon. It's that simple; It doesn't have to be over-analyzed or debated endlessly.

    53. Re:Circle of violence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're wrong. 2:00 AM. Group of about 8 punks come wandering down the street. I see them out the window (2nd story). They wander over to my car and I know something's up. They start screwing with the door. I yell out the window "Get the fuck outta here!" They totally ignore me. I grab a shotgun and aim down into the yard and pull the trigger. The blast is absolutely deafening and scares the shit out of me. They scatter. They are out of there at the speed of light. Now I'm scared that someone will call the cops and I'll be in trouble. After a few minutes I realize nope, absolutely nothing will happen. I hear shots a couple times a week at night in my neighborhood. I was just one of thousands in my neighborhood this year. No one was hurt. Basically, I was just communicating with the local thugs, asking them to please leave my car the fuck alone in a language that they understand and respect. Had I done nothing, I'd likely have been a victim on an ongoing basis. It's been a couple years now, and nobody's bothered me since. Sure, it could have worked out tragically, but it didn't. In fact, it worked out as best as it possibly could have, thanks to a shotgun and a "warning shot".

    54. Re:Circle of violence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "So don't kill them. Shoot them in the leg so they can't get away, then call the police."

      Why? You want them to live so they can sue you and take your home away due to some stupid liberal law that is designed to protect the life/dignity of a criminal over the life/well-being of an honest citizen? Screw that. The minute they broke into my property is the minute they forfeited the right to their life.

      Stealing to gain money to feed a drug addiction is not like stealing to feed family members.

    55. Re:Circle of violence by Nept · · Score: 1

      obviously, some discretion is advised.

      --
      "Teachers leave us kids alone ..." - Roger Waters, Pink Floyd
    56. Re:Circle of violence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are correct.

      When one is considering taking the life of another human being, the most important factors are legal.

      Bravo, O paragon of virtue, for you have shown me the light.

    57. Re:Circle of violence by joshki · · Score: 1

      Not only that, if you fire a shot into the air, you have no idea where that round is going to hit. By doing so, you are recklessly endangering other people, and should be prosecuted for doing so. As you said, in a self defense situation, you are either justified in the use of deadly force, or you are not. Discharging a firearm in a situation in which you should not use deadly force may well be a crime depending on where you live.

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    58. Re:Circle of violence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "When the first party escalates to deadly force, then the other party is justified in using deadly force in defense. Whoever initiates each escalation is the agressor who will likely be criminally convicted, whoever defends without escalating further up the chain of "nothing->force->deadly force" than the other party has already done is in the clear on defensive grounds. "

      Fellow Texan here. after reading the guy from Houston response and following the case in Dallas a few years back I believe fear for your life is a major factor (in situations not involving home property defense).

      The Dallas case was a road rage issue, one guy rearended another at a traffic light. One guy got out of his car, began using fists on the guy in other vehicle. Guy in his vehicle blew the fist user to kingdom come...got off because it was determined he feared for his life.

    59. Re:Circle of violence by winwar · · Score: 1

      "If you break the law, you are assumed to have ill intent. This is first-semester law course stuff. Why else would you be breaking the law?"

      Perhaps that's why law school has more than one semester? :)

      Hmm, why would you break a law. Ill intent is one. Ignorance is another (if lawyers disagree about law interpretations do non-lawyers have a chance...). Civil disobedience. Because you want to/It's inconvenient-I mean you never break any traffic laws do you? You just can't assume someone who breaks a law has ill intent-if that really is taught in law school, well, the law school isn't very good.

      Second, you have not really broken a law until you have been convicted of it. Innocence is assumed in the US. So, I could be an alledged or suspected trespasser (under the law) but would not have legally trespassed unless convicted.

      And why is walking up to their door and knocking an inappropriate method for asking permission? No trespassing doesn't imply I can't go to the front door (fences, guard dogs, other signs may of course...) It is quicker than a telephone or letter.

    60. Re:Circle of violence by syukton · · Score: 1

      You missed the point, bro.

      If you point a loaded gun at an unarmed intruder breaking into your house and tell them to leave, I betcha fifty bucks that they'll leave and you won't have to pump them full of lead.

      He's just saying that if it comes down to it you need to be willing to play your trump card, whether you like it or not, for the sake of self-preservation. However, if you shoot somebody in the knee you will probably not kill them, which is comforting if only for the sake of morality.

      My house is my domain, intruders beware.

      --
      Reinvent the wheel only at either a lower cost, greater effectiveness, or your own personal enrichment and satisfaction.
    61. Re:Circle of violence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd RATHER kill him, drag him out front, and string his corpse up as a warning.

    62. Re:Circle of violence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they are in your house you *MAY* have a case... unless you live in Texas, my friend. It is
      easy to accidentally walk across someone's field. You do not 'accidentally' end up in anyone's house.

      If someone is in my house here in Texas, he's a dead man. I might have some legal bills to pay,
      but like as not I won't even get indicted by a grand jury; they'll just let it go.

      I have never shot anyone and certainly hope never to, but I do have a 12 gauge shotgun loaded with
      something that won't penetrate too many walls and take out a neighbor, but will do nicely on any intruder.

      My wife prefers the 12 gauge to any handguns... she doesn't like the "explosion" so close to her hands. But for some reason she's comfortable with a much larger explosion happening 3 feet away her!

      Also, the sound of a pump shotgun racking one into the chamber is such a universally understood
      deterrent that you can buy a handheld device which just makes that noise.

      But back to the point, if you break into my house, *you* are personally responsible for getting your
      stupid ass shot for your trouble.

      That's the way we see it in Texas. Don't want to get shot? Don't trespass.

      Finally, we had a famous case here in Houston a few years back when a completely drunk scotsman
      started banging rather loudly on the back door of someone's home. The scotsman never entered the home,
      the owner shot him from the kitchen. The shooter was not criminally convicted. I couldn't find
      the outcome of the civil case on google, but you get the idea.

      You are right -- we *do* have laws for these things, so be careful where you tread;
      down here, the law says I can shoot you for trespassing and that's the way we likes it.

    63. Re:Circle of violence by catchy_handle · · Score: 1

      > That also means that once the person does "stop" (dead, severely disabled and immobilized, running away, whatever), you are obligated to stop shooting, or once again you're on the wrong side of the law.

      I've never taken a course, but have read a bit, and correct me if I'm wrong. Most of the time adrenelin takes over and you do not have the presence of mind to stop until you're out of ammo.

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    64. Re:Circle of violence by Fjandr · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I applaud you.

      It always amazes me that people can promote victim disarmament laws in the face of stories like this. Unfortunately, these rarely make mainstream news, and then usually only when a prosecutor has his panties in a twist and wants to fry someone for defending their life with deadly force.

      Unfortunately, there will probably always be rabid victim disarmers out there. All of those people out there who say "think of the children" are the same people who are so irresponsible that they would rather leave their children ignorant of something to be hurt by later (like not teaching them about sexual matters) than to educate.

      Last I checked, firearms have been a part of American life from the get-go, almost exclusively as a TOOL. There was no such thing as a higher incidence of children shooting themselves or others than for any other age category. Children, up until not too long ago in the scheme of things, were taught how to handle a firearm safely and effectively. Almost all of the new problems we have today stem from a lack of BASIC education. Ignorance of a firearm is no excuse, unless you happen to be of an age where you can't make that decision yourself. Then the fault lies ENTIRELY with your parent/guardian.

      The media, those who would like to increase the power of law enforcement, or bolster their political career with empty promises (New York City/Washington D.C./Detroit/Chicago will be much safer after this ban takes effect!) like to paint a different story, but the truth of the matter as that the vast majority of firearm owners act responsibly and the vast majority of firearm uses are defensive. The number of private uses of firearms to prevent crime, without a shot ever being fired, dwarfs the law enforcement and criminal uses.

      Fortunately, once the victim disarmers disarm themselves by law, they won't be able to force their views on others anymore. They'll be the ones without firearms. :)

    65. Re:Circle of violence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes, you're a genius. the fact that any of them turned to your window (or worse, one of your neighbors) and open fired is a miracle though.

    66. Re:Circle of violence by emc · · Score: 1

      They are usually called a "Hot Prowler" or something similar... it's probably more frequent than you imaging.

      If you are home, so are your car keys and your wallet...

    67. Re:Circle of violence by killjoe · · Score: 1

      " Part of the reason for a jury trial is to determine whether you've got the right guy"

      Yes that's a part.

      "No worries about that when you've caught him in the act."

      Mmmm That's the other part. How do we know you just didn't shoot somebody who knocked on your door or your wifes lover?

      "If I were in fear for my life, and had no other reasonable options, I would shoot."

      I heard this in a movie once. "By the time you need a gun, you've already made a hundred mistakes"

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      evil is as evil does
    68. Re:Circle of violence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd RATHER kill him, drag him out front, and string his corpse up as a warning. /sarcasm off (just in case some dipshit thinks I'm being sarcastic)

      Thank goodness there are at least a few right thinking people around here.

      All of you "burglars have families to feed" people and "burglars just want to take your stuff" people have some seriously fucked up thinking going on.

    69. Re:Circle of violence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well not everyone gets to mount an illegal invasion to steal things. Your hatred of the poor is disgusting. If the buglar just happend to be refered to by a letter of the alphabet instead of by a name you would be okay with him shocking and aweing the crap out of people to steal.

    70. Re:Circle of violence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However by law in at least the few states that I am familiar with the law if I have a sign posted at every line of my property( say I have a square yard that would be 1 sign per side )that states "No trespassing, entry by prior permission only". Then I can shoot you if I feel threatened or if I call the cops they HAVE to fine you or I can sue that county or city depending on where I am at. Just an FYI

    71. Re:Circle of violence by Fjandr · · Score: 1

      A couple categories:

      Burglaries during dinner hours are usually professional. They use multiple parties to scout a house, watch, break directly into the master bedroom, search, take, leave. These are the people who take precious metals, jewelry, gems, etc.

      Burglaries during the day are usually the smash-and-grab type. Unprofessional, often times petty criminals or addicts looking for easily pawned items. Electronics, watches, cameras, computers, etc.

      Night intruders are a different sort. Sometimes you get the smash-and-grab, but not nearly as often. Usually it's a main-entrace break-in. This is for those who prefer the advantage of darkness to the advantage of a slim possibility of confrontation. Additionally, night intruders much more frequently choose houses knowing that they will have occupants who are unconscious. This makes targets easier because a search is not necessary. All it takes is incapacitating and controlling one person to give you a personal guide to the valuables. Also in this category are a large number of rapists.

      All in all, a night intrusion is much more likely to be perpetrated by someone willing and able to start or engage in a potentially violent confrontation. It is also more likely that the perpetrator will come into the house with the previous intent of engaging in a violent endeavor.

      There are lots of different types of home invaders (they're not all burglers), and there are lots of different motivations and considerations that each make. There are many tradeoffs based on occupancy and time of day. Not all of them are interested in "getting the hell out of there" if encountered. Also, you've only "caught" a criminal if you can do something about it.

    72. Re:Circle of violence by Fjandr · · Score: 1

      I don't own a gun and am not sure what I would do if confronted by some scum like that in my house. If it comes down to him or me (or my family) - I will do what I can to make it him.

      If you don't want a gun, take some classes in a weapon-based martial art (Indonesian/Filipino arts are good for this). Those arts especially are highly adaptable. Knife, stick, rod, empty hand, it's all pretty similar. I don't own a firearm either, but I'm also never unarmed, even when not carrying a weapon.

    73. Re:Circle of violence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm, why would you break a law. Ill intent is one. Ignorance is another (if lawyers disagree about law interpretations do non-lawyers have a chance...). Civil disobedience. Because you want to/It's inconvenient-I mean you never break any traffic laws do you? You just can't assume someone who breaks a law has ill intent-if that really is taught in law school, well, the law school isn't very good.

      Second, you have not really broken a law until you have been convicted of it. Innocence is assumed in the US. So, I could be an alledged or suspected trespasser (under the law) but would not have legally trespassed unless convicted.


      #1) Ignorance.

      Ever hear that hoary old saying "Ignorance of the law is no excuse?" Seems doubtful that you have.

      #2) "... you have not really broken a law until you have been convicted of it."

      Really? So if I say go into a convenience store and stab the clerk 53 times with a hunting knife and walk off with a pack of smokes I haven't broken a law until I'm actually caught and tried and convicted?

      Maybe you oughta think that "... you have not really broken a law until you have been convicted of it" theory of yours through some more.

      #3) "Innocence is assumed in the US."

      That's a legal nicety reserved for the courtroom meaning that jurors are to make no presumption of guilt prior to the commencement of the trial process.

      Typically criminals apprehended in the act of after the act of committing a crime will loudly and often exclaim "I'm innocent. I didn't do nothin'!"

      Rarely does this convince the arresting officers to say "Gee, you know there is a presumption of innocence in the U.S. Guess I'll just let you go with a summons because you're certain to appear in court at the appointed time. Have a nice day."

      DISCLAIMER: IANALBICKMATUSLSTYD

    74. Re:Circle of violence by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      Only in Texas? Time to explore the world outside of your basement young man.

      Oh, and I wouldn't suggest stealing anything, no matter where you live. You might get shot.

      --
      Democrats or Republicans. They are both taking us to the same place and they are not afraid of us anymore.
    75. Re:Circle of violence by Slashamatic · · Score: 1

      What is going on down there NOW is a good example of "...only outlaws will have guns", unfortunately... By most reports of the Beslan seige, the shooting started when after the premature detonation, relatives armed illegally with Kalashnikovs started.

    76. Re:Circle of violence by 10Ghz · · Score: 3, Informative
      Hitler had disarmed the Jews long before they were being carted off for slaughter.


      It seems to me that YOU have not studied history. Here are the facts:

      "A commonly heard argument against gun control is that the National Socialists of Germany (the Nazis) used it in their ascent to and maintenance of power. A corollary argument is sometimes made that had the Jews (and presumably the other targeted groups) been armed, they could have fought off Nazi tyranny. This tract seeks to counter these misassumptions about Nazi gun control.

      Gun control, the Law on Firearms and Ammunition, was introduced to Germany in 1928 under the Weimar regime (there was no Right to Arms in the Constitution of 1919) in large part to disarm the nascent private armies, e.g. the Nazi SA (aka "the brownshirts"). The Weimar government was attempting to bring some stability to German society and politics (a classic "law and order" position). Violent extremist movements (of both the Left and Right) were actively attacking the young, and very fragile, democratic state. A government that cannot maintain some degree of public order cannot sustain its legitimacy. Nor was the German citizenry well grounded in Constitutional, republican government (as was evidenced in their choices at the ballot box). Gun control was not initiated at the behest or on behalf of the Nazis - it was in fact designed to keep them, or others of the same ilk, from executing a revolution against the lawful government. In the strictest sense, the law succeeded - the Nazis did not stage an armed coup. "

      Lots more there, go read it.
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    77. Re:Circle of violence by misleb · · Score: 1
      Ok, and of all these types of breakins, how many of them would be foiled by the owner having a safely stored gun in the house? Seems to me that gun ownership (for self defense) is mostly a false sense of security.

      -matthew

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      "THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME." -Death
    78. Re:Circle of violence by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'd rather have to die than deal with my emotions after killing someone.

      People have been killing each other since the dawn of time. Get over yourself.

      --
      Democrats or Republicans. They are both taking us to the same place and they are not afraid of us anymore.
    79. Re:Circle of violence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know what he meant.

      General rule of thumb - look before you shoot.

    80. Re:Circle of violence by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      Killing someone because of trespassing? Someone that's almost surely unarmed!? That's the last solution I would've chosen, if at all.

      Then stay the hell out of my house.

      My five children are largely the point of my life. If you are in my house, I have the legal right to use deadly force to protect my loved ones, and I will always vote to preserve this protection. I've gotten my hunter's safety course, and I've shot my gun enough times to be quite familiar with how to use it. (somewhere in the range of several hundred rounds over the years - I take it out every other year or so to the range)

      You get one warning in my house. The next warning is lethal. Don't like that? Stay out of my house.

      Understand that as the homeowner, I have no idea what your purpose is in my house. I don't know what you intend to do. However, it's quite certain that if you're in my house, and you aren't invited, you're not there to water my houseplants.

      That already predisposes your presense to hostility, and from there it's only a matter of degree. If you really want some perspective, get married. Buy a house. Raise children in it, and then listen to somebody say that you shouldn't have the right to protect your family.

      Wait for the blood to boil, because it will. Oh, and knock when you get to my front door. I'm an awful nice guy when you knock first.

      --
      I have no problem with your religion until you decide it's reason to deprive others of the truth.
    81. Re:Circle of violence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the meaning was that if you point the gun but can't bring yourself to shoot you're much more likely to end up dead...

    82. Re:Circle of violence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As the county sherif once explained it to me your required to fire a shot into the air, he then went on to clarify the law doesn't state that the shot into the air need be the first one. By the letter of the law, circa late 80's

    83. Re:Circle of violence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For placing his life and his family's ahead of an attacker's?

      Go fuck off and die asshole.

    84. Re:Circle of violence by Fjandr · · Score: 1

      The ones where it counts, namely those where an intruder isn't going to run when discovered. Read the post by the guy who put a 00 shell through the chest of a violent felon who came after him (while he was pointing the shotgun at said felon, telling him to back off). It happens, and more often than not, the mere presence of an occupant armed with a firearm is enough to send an intruder running. The cases where they're fired are a small minority.

      Of course, just like having a fire extinguisher may not be able to save your house depending on the circumstances of the fire, neither will having a firearm necessarily prevent a crime of violence from occuring. However, one is far less likely to be completed to the criminal's satisfaction in a house where the residents are armed and trained to use those arms.

      Also, you use the term "safely stored." I would assume, correct me if I'm wrong, that you mean a firearm with a key lockout or in a safe. That's not a safely stored firearm. A firearm is stored for the safety of the occupants, and in a house where all members are trained in the use, care, and operation of firearms, a "safely" stored firearm is one that is both non-obvious and capable of being quickly brought from concealment to firing-capable position.

      You can disagree with the previous assessment if you like, but when physical safety is on the line the only thing that counts is hands-on education. Owning a firearm and never having to use it to protect yourself is better than waking up in the middle of the night to discover an armed (or even not armed, depending on the relative size/strength/skill differential of the intruder(s) and occupant(s)) and not having the capability of stopping someone from doing whatever they wish.

      Again I'll use the fire extinguisher analogy. You're more likely to be killed or injured without one than with. The exception to that is if you choose to remain ignorant of proper methods of use and care, but then that's just natural selection at work. You wouldn't aim either at your face, take off the safety, and pull the trigger.

      Oh, and if you want to use this as a time to bring up "the children," education works there to. All the cases of child shootings I've heard of have been found to be a result of nonexistent firearm education or other parental negligence (as in the case of a child's friend coming into contact with a firearm).

      There is no subsitute for education, even if you don't own a firearm (or fire extinguisher). There's also no excuse.

    85. Re:Circle of violence by quintessent · · Score: 0, Troll

      What a ridiculous, backwards place. Between stories like this and the extremely high execution rate, it almost seems like Texans enjoy the idea of killing people.

    86. Re:Circle of violence by irc.goatse.cx+troll · · Score: 1

      Because you never know if the house you've broken into has a chick thats hot enough to rape? If you're lucky, maybe she has a gun with a gunlock you can steal and remove later, since its obviously no use to her.

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    87. Re:Circle of violence by SnowZero · · Score: 1

      No, training takes over and you do what you did in training. "You fight like you train" is a theme not only in the armed forces but in many martial arts as well.

      If you have no training, then of course anything can happen, such as how you describe. Someone who's not going to have the "presence of mind" in that situation should not be using a weapon since they might harm themselves or even bystanders.

      One clue detectives often use in solving murders is the amount of force used: Excessive force (10+ shots in the chest, for example) often indicates a crime of passion, while minimum force (one deadly shot) often means a professional or otherwise well-trained shooter.

    88. Re:Circle of violence by Scarblac · · Score: 1

      So, in summary, make sure you know your state's laws about when the use deadly force is authorized (A concealed handgun course in states that offer it is a great source of information and training) - and shoot to kill, but don't ever admit to shooting to kill, only shooting to stop - and do stop shooting when they stop aggressing. I would personally recommend a double-tap to the chest for your opening and closing volley.

      The worst thing about this sort of thing being legal is that it makes people actually believe it's the right thing to do.

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    89. Re:Circle of violence by Khazunga · · Score: 1
      I see a man break into my property. He is coming towards my house where my children are. Oh, I guess I'll use TELEPATHY, and divine that he only wants to steal some apples from me, and not that he has a 9mm tucked into the small of his back.
      Oh, gosh! Why does the defence of firearms always have to involve defending children from big bad man, with guns stashed in every part of their body? How many times did that happen to your or someone you directly know?
      The action IS proportional to the threat. If you're on my property, YOU ARE THREATENING ME. I have the right to respond with the force that the law allows. You have the right to stay off my land. It's very simple.
      No, it is not proportional to the threat. It is proportional to your perceived threat, and I, for one, am not guilty that you are paranoid. Paranoid and overall crazy people are *the* reason firearms should not be widespread.
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    90. Re:Circle of violence by indiechild · · Score: 1

      You did the right, and reasonable, thing. Thanks for sharing your story.

    91. Re:Circle of violence by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 1
      We aren't discussing trespassing here, are we? We are discussing someone committing a felony, on your property.

      Probably the absolute best value a firearm has is as a deterrent. A slide-action shotgun has this wonderful, ominous shick-shack sound that everybody recognizes and no home invader can hear without immediately recognizing that he is in very bad trouble. The responsible thing for a homeowner to do, having thus served notice that he is armed, is to scream "Get out!" at the top of his lungs, and give the invader the opportunity to comply.

      Pulling the trigger is indeed the last solution. The invader's, anyway.

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    92. Re:Circle of violence by Umrick · · Score: 1

      Many states require some form of verbal warning. "I am armed" qualifies, or the racking of a pump shotgun in most cases. Agreed though, a "warning shot" is idiotic.

      Where I live, we get many wanna-be hunters from Baltimore area. Nothing makes me shudder more than going into a store, and seeing a group of them standing around talking about "bush shots." Where, they heard something rustling and shot. Never knew what or who it was...

      A "warning shot" is just as ill-advised as a "bush shot."

    93. Re:Circle of violence by loraksus · · Score: 1

      Why German Jews (and Russian "intelligentzia" later in 30s) did not put up ANY armed resistance at all,
      There is this kind of small thing called the Warsaw uprising, I know it is a couple years later, but I don't think it would be fair to say "ANY".

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    94. Re:Circle of violence by Alioth · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have a friend in Houston who also confronted a man breaking into his house. He also had a pump-action shotgun. However, in his case, the sound of the pump-action terrified the would-be intruder who took off and ran before he even had to fire a shot.

    95. Re:Circle of violence by Tyndmyr · · Score: 1

      "Still, if several armed men come into your house to take you away and kill, one would expect at least some would try to grab a gun from one to shoot the others." Because we all know how effective that is... Ive got a couple years of martial arts training and hold a variety of firearm certifications. Id estimate that to be one of the most stupid things you could do under the circumstances.

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    96. Re:Circle of violence by TykeClone · · Score: 1
      I've carried a pocket knife since I was in school (couldn't get away with that anymore!) and keep a big mean looking knife that I made at home.

      I've had no training on using them, but I also live in a low crime area - I've never heard of a home invasion in the county where I live.

      That being said, we're starting to have more and more of a meth problem in the state, and I'm not sure that anything short of a shotgun would stop someone on that stuff. That's the kind of thing that really worries me.

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    97. Re:Circle of violence by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1
      Get to know the law, assgoblin. Breaking the law is demonstrating ill intent.

      Also, try living out in the countryside where the nearest police are 40 minutes away, and won't even come out for trespassing calls.

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    98. Re:Circle of violence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You prefer to live someplace like Massachussets, perhaps? The law requires you flee any attackers
      in our home until you are out of options.

      Then you can shoot, maybe.

      Save me your enlightenment.

      No one in Texas is running around (except psycotics) looking for people to shoot.

      But we do have concealed carry laws, and we do have strong property rights laws. I don't really
      see how that's really "backwards" from the rest of the country. Different yes, backwards no.

      I don't really see criminalizing self-defense as progress.

    99. Re:Circle of violence by pete-classic · · Score: 1

      I don't understand what distinction you are trying to make. That Hitler didn't personally go to the homes of Jews and take their guns?

      Let's stipulate that the German people, Jews included, were disarmed prior to Hitler's regime. What difference does it make to the argument?

      It sounds like the article you cite takes the position that the German gun control laws were successful because the Nazis came into power without using guns. That strikes me as a meager victory.

      -Peter

    100. Re:Circle of violence by pete-classic · · Score: 1
      I'm not a member of the NRA.


      I'm amazed that this experience didn't convince you to join. Consider joining the JPFO as well.

      I'm sorry that you have to live with this event, but I'm glad you don't have to live with a greater tragedy.

      -Peter
    101. Re:Circle of violence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I heard this in a movie once. "By the time you need a gun, you've already made a hundred mistakes"

      That's the nice thing about movies; they rarely reflect reality.

    102. Re:Circle of violence by 10Ghz · · Score: 1
      I don't understand what distinction you are trying to make. That Hitler didn't personally go to the homes of Jews and take their guns?


      The post I replied to claimed that "Hitler had disarmed the Jews". I merely pointed out that Hitler had NOT disarmed the Jews. Gun-control was established long before Hitler came to power, and there weren't that many guns to begin with.

      Let's stipulate that the German people, Jews included, were disarmed prior to Hitler's regime. What difference does it make to the argument?


      It would make the "Hitler disarmed the Jews"-claim completely, 100% baseless, since the Jews (and everyone else for that matter) were disarmed long before Hitler came to power.

      The post I replied to tried to make gun-control evil since "Hitler supported gun-control and he disarmed the Jews". I merely pointed out the error in his assumptions.

      As to benefits or evilness of gun-control. I make no comments.

      It sounds like the article you cite takes the position that the German gun control laws were successful because the Nazis came into power without using guns. That strikes me as a meager victory.


      Not having gun-control wouldn't have changed the situation one damn bit. For starters, there weren't many guns to begin with. And the populace weren't inclined towards armed resistance. Hell, even when Germany was losing the war, there was no resistance from the general populace, even after the attempted assassination of Hitler in 1944! Why would there have been resistance in the 30's? That was the high-point of the Nazi-power! For the average-Karl, Nazis had significantly improved his standard of living (it might not be politically correct to say that, but....), who cares if they give some scumbags (Jews, gays, retards etc.) a hard time? That was the way the average people thought back then.
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    103. Re:Circle of violence by misleb · · Score: 1
      I guess what I am responding to is the original sugggestion that a gun be a good primary defense of home. It isn't. It is but a last resort against a very small set of possible scenerios... anecdotes aside. Thats all I am saying. Just keep things in perspective.

      =matthew

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    104. Re:Circle of violence by Mr+Guy · · Score: 1

      or your wifes lover?
      If he's not wearing pants, shoot twice.

    105. Re:Circle of violence by srussell · · Score: 1
      Seriously. As they taught my dad in the military re people hopping fences into the SAC missile bases and he later taught me, "While you're shooting at his leg, he's shooting at your head. When you need to shoot at all, you shoot to kill. If you don't need to kill, you don't need to shoot."

      Hm. I think you misunderstood your dad, or he misremembered his training. I'm sure they taught him to shoot to kill, but not because the enemy is "shooting at your head" while you're shooting at his leg. The real reason is because it's hard enough to hit somebody in a combat situation without trying to shoot hit something with as little surface area as a leg, or arm, or a head. You shoot at the torso, because it gives you the best chance of actually hitting them. And you don't shoot at someone's head, unless you're really close and they aren't moving.

      There are exceptions, obviously. With plenty of training and skill, and some decent equipment, good conditions, and sufficient time for aiming, you can place your shots pretty well.

    106. Re:Circle of violence by TykeClone · · Score: 1
      I think that you're mistaken in thinking that all criminals are rational.

      I our area, we have essentially 0 home burglaries in a given year. I live in a small town in rural Iowa. We do, however, have a meth problem in the area. It is not out of the realm of possibility that instead of a rational thief just looking to grab some look, you'll have a drug crazed individual in your house.

      In our area, given the population, the chances for one of them choosing your home are close to 1/500 instead of 1/750 million.

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    107. Re:Circle of violence by jea6 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Here's my Google-corroboration:

      A Harris County grand jury will review this morning's fatal shooting of a man who allegedly tried to break into a town house in west Houston.

      Joseph Derek Joseph West, 21, was shot in the chest about 2:50 a.m. by a home owner in the 14600 block of Perthshire, police said. West, who lived in the 19300 block of Park Row, later died at Ben Taub General Hospital.

      The 51-year-old homeowner, who has not been identified because no charges have been filed, stepped outside to investigate after hearing suspicious noises. Investigators later said the noises were of West trying to enter other town homes.

      West allegedly approached the man with his fists raised. Fearing for his safety, the home owner fired once, striking West in the chest, police said.

      http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:bKsNa5tmZygJ: www.keepandbeararms.com/information/XcIBViewItem.a sp%3FID%3D2110+%22Joseph+Derek+Joseph+West%22&hl=e n

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    108. Re:Circle of violence by Fjandr · · Score: 1

      I would certainly agree with that assessment. A good defense shouldn't be built around one particular method.

    109. Re:Circle of violence by Fjandr · · Score: 1

      Meth isn't really a "bulletproof" drug like PCP, but I can still understand the concern.

      Truly though, as far as defending a home nothing beats a shotgun. The runner up would depend on your skill and willingness to use lethal force. A baseball bat is a pretty well-rounded defense item, and doesn't take all that much training to use effectively. Using a knife effectively requires both training and a stomach.

      All said though, my first steps would be to install a deadbolt with a long throw and a reinforced front plate (on non-steel doors) at all entries. Make sure windows don't provide easy access, either through security improvements or appropriate use of vegetation to impede entrance. Keeps bushes trimmed (or removed completely) so they don't provide cover for entry. Motion sensor lights at entrances not easily visible to passing traffic/pedestrians, placed so they can't be reached from the ground. Lots of things can be done to make a break-in less likely in the first place, making the chances of a confrontation proportionally smaller.

    110. Re:Circle of violence by maggern · · Score: 1

      Have you heard about shooting people in the legs? With a shotgun you wouldn't have missed...

    111. Re:Circle of violence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll go out of my way to help people when I can, I try to avoid confict when I can. I'm not a member of the NRA.

      I'd suggest that you do join the NRA, ASAP. Or, one day, you'll find that your shotgun became illegal in the last round of gun laws.

    112. Re:Circle of violence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Gun control was not initiated at the behest or on behalf of the Nazis - it was in fact designed to keep them, or others of the same ilk, from executing a revolution against the lawful government."

      and it sure worked well, didn't it? i wish my gov't was so insightful.

    113. Re:Circle of violence by photon317 · · Score: 1


      Sadly enough, legal matter are the most important ones. If you value your own freedom enough that you don't want to risk ending up in federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison, then you really have only two options: Either learn the basic of the legal system regarding self-defense and deadly force, or choose to go unarmed and defenseless so that you'll be less likely to accidentally cross those laws the wrong way. And of course, if you value your own freedom, then option two really isn't an option.

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    114. Re:Circle of violence by 10Ghz · · Score: 1

      It did work. Nazis did not execute a revolution against the government. How did Nazis get their power? Simple: They won in the ballot-box.

      Nazis were assholes, but they got their power through democracy.

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    115. Re:Circle of violence by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Ever hear that hoary old saying "Ignorance of the law is no excuse?" Seems doubtful that you have.

      Yes. It typically means that ignorance of the law is not a valid defence in a court of law. Not that because someone didn't know the law, a paranoid psychotic houseowner shopuld be entitled to shoot you.

    116. Re:Circle of violence by genner · · Score: 1

      In a more accurate sense the law failed.
      While you have proved nazi's didn't insitute
      this law first you also proved that the law was
      ineffective in maintiaing a free state.

      You also failed to mention that the nazi's made
      good use of this law even if they didn't orignally insisitute it.

    117. Re:Circle of violence by Crystalmonkey · · Score: 1

      The law of self defense does NOT allow the use of force to defend PROPERTY.

    118. Re:Circle of violence by Crystalmonkey · · Score: 1

      Let me qualify that, you cannot use DEADLY force to defend property. Whenever you fire a gun, no matter the location you aim, it is considered deadly force.

    119. Re:Circle of violence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you dont shoot to wound first of all

      if you are discharging a weapon, there is one purpose for it.

      and a person in the hospital has a Lawyer. you will lose everything in your life to him. a person in the morgue does not.

    120. Re:Circle of violence by mr_tap · · Score: 1

      Seriously, why don't you look around the world at countries that don't have gun problems.

      I live in Australia and our annual gun death toll is still in double digits (homicide+accidents+cops shooting bad guys). If we are too far away to visit, I have heard the Canadians manage to do much better than the USA too!

      The line once the victim disarmers disarm themselves by law, they won't be able to force their views on others anymore was a joke, but this is what scares the rest of the world about the USA. There seems to be this mindset that the strongest force wins, the ends is more important that the means (I am thinking of Microsoft, George W, Rumsfeld, Kissinger, etc).

      Make no mistake, I am no US hater, but I seriously do not know if I would feel safe enough to visit

    121. Re:Circle of violence by oh · · Score: 1
      If you fire a warning shot, you become the aggressor. The attacker is now justified in killing you because they are (rightfully) in fear for their life.

      Sorry, but if you are holding a gun, or hell, even if you are carrying a gun, I am rightfully in fear of my life. None of this "if you fire a warning shot".

      I'm from a different culture, but at least if I have a car accident I know to a high degree of certanty that the other party will not have a gun in the glovebox. In fact, I can't think of any situation I have been in where I have had to ever ask myself "is this person armed". Only with police, military and some provate security personal, and then they are in uniform and the gun is on display.

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  147. Protect your data with a firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    er, put the car in the garage as most people would call it.

  148. 10 in the pen by wangotango · · Score: 1

    Better to get 10 in the pen, than to be carried by 6.... If in doubt shoot first.

    1. Re:10 in the pen by Veridium · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I heard it slightly different... Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

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    2. Re:10 in the pen by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      Better to get 10 in the pen, than to be carried by 6....

      The more common form of that is "Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6."

      It works even if your state has the death penalty, anti-self-defense prosecutors, and a jury pool full of sheep.

      If in doubt shoot first.

      Depends on what you're in doubt about. If you are sure you're reasonably in fear for your life, don't wait for him to pull his trigger just to be SURE he was willing to do it.

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    3. Re:10 in the pen by winwar · · Score: 1

      "If in doubt shoot first."

      Well, I disagree. If you have doubts, then you probably don't meet the criteria for use of deadly force. And almost certainly will go to jail.

  149. www.glocktalk.com by NetNinja · · Score: 1

    Nuff said.

  150. the ultimate solution. by sweede · · Score: 1

    I saw this and i thought of homestar and the homestarmy with a picture of a comando, Strong Sad and the popkorn machine..

    just get some mechanical puppets and have them walkin around the front of your house saying things like "do you have the five bucks to join the homestarmy?" or "listen up maggots, do you have the fortitude to bring a sack lunch to defend your country?".

    Not only would no one dare rob your house, but i think no one would dare ever come over again.

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  151. I believe this is what you are looking for by FIT_Entry1 · · Score: 0
  152. How about inside a CAR? by notany · · Score: 1

    0. Buy very expensive car audio system.

    1. Buy two rubber mats (~30x30 cm). Buy lots of 1-1.5 cm long stud/pin/thumbtack/peg/brad (my english not so good, what are those like-nails-but-thinner-things).

    2. push those pins through rubber mats from other side.

    3. lay your rubber mat your cars front seat/seats so that sharp size of the pins are up. cover the mats with something soft and furry.

    4. Lock the doors of your car.

    5. When those punks get into your car, they will have to sit on front seats when they remove the very-expensive-car-audio-system (TM). Ouch!!

    6. In the next morning call local hospitals and ask if there has been people with their testicles ripped and ass being full of small holes.

    IMPORTANT!! REMEMBER TO REMOVE THE MATS BEFORE USING THE CAR OR LETTING YOUR FRIENDS USE IT!!!

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    1. Re:How about inside a CAR? by Lehk228 · · Score: 2, Funny

      you forgot to douse the pins with antifreeze.

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    2. Re:How about inside a CAR? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I heard a story of a guy who installed razor blades around his car CD player's mounting bracket. Surely enough, a thief tried to steal it. Surely enough, there was blood around the CD player. The windows were smashed, the seats were ripped, and the CD player itself destroyed. All the razor blades did was severely anger the thief. It was really a lose/lose situation.

  153. Reminds me of an old joke... by orangepeel · · Score: 1

    Q. How do you disarm an intruder?

    A. With a bandsaw.

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  154. Smackdown! - MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love seeing gun-grabber hysteria/lies/myths debunked.

  155. Go get an Oozie 2morrow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I totally agree with the all black attire on the roof w/ a ninja sword, i've been doing that for quite a while too... but since our beloved Bush is not interested in renewing the Assualt Weapon Ban (see google: "September 13 assault weapons) Just go get a couple of oozies, sit in a rocking chair in ur front lawn in a pair of denim overalls, and let the bad guys know who's boss. ^^ Just say u were hunting with those automatic military weapons :-) good sport!

  156. Car? by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
    To protect a car, well, I prefer the Men in Black approach.

    ***ZZZAAAPPP***

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  157. Move to White neighborhood. Crime's 35 times lower by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Move to White neighborhood. Crime's 35 times lower than "diverse cultural" neighborhoods lader with inner city blacks and hispanics.

    There are countless property crime rate statistics compilations that show this.

    The darkest large metro area in all of america is Gary, Indiana and it has the highest property crime rate, for example.

    100% perfect correlation.

    Statistics are slightly skewed in secure apartement and secure gated condo areas of massively large cities, but in those areas, personal assault (mugging) on street increases but is not categorized with property crime. Sections of San Francisco such as Pacific Heights seem to have negligible property crime rates, though admittedly those neighborhoods are extremely affluent, but pepperred with county mandated section-8 housing and halfway homes and social services for people with mental illnesses. (they have to take busses to reach these crazy locales, but the purpose is to force millionaires to be exposed to : section-8 welfare, ex cons, bums, and the insane. The best parts of pacific heights in San francisco have internal garages and the people try to not park outside. I've seen 6 car break ins and 2 car thefts and two gun fights. None were perpetrated by residents of the neighborhood.

    Its funny how speaking the truth is called hate speech.

    Its normally easy to decide where to live safely.

    Move to a white suburban neighborhood far from half-way homes, and far from section-8 welfare housing.

  158. Low tech by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

    I have binoculars, a shotgun and a .45.

    LK

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    1. Re:Low tech by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the shovel and 40 acres!

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    2. Re:Low tech by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      Not needed. I'm in Pennsylvania. If you kill an intruder in your home, the police will thank you before calling the coroner.

      LK

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  159. Tigers and Running Shoes, Part 635. . . by Farley+Mullet · · Score: 1

    Does the club stop theft? Of course not, for the reasons that you state above. Does the club deter theives? Absolutely. All other things being equal, a thief is more likely to go after the car without a club than the car with the club sitting next to it. If that's worth $15 to you, then go for it. I think you can get your insurance knocked down by using it as well. It's not he be-all and end-all, but it works surprisingly well.

  160. I personally like... by Omicron · · Score: 1

    My Ruger .45ACP semi-auto.

    Non-injurious deterrents don't tickle my fancy. If someone has the audacity to come onto my property and attempt to do harm to my home or family - they have no reason not to leave my property with holes in them.

  161. A Dog by gn08979 · · Score: 1

    Can't beat a good old dog. I know it might not help with the car but Moms saftey and your associated peace of mind are important. Any law enforcement offical will tell you a barking dog is a great deterent, and the dog would be great company to mom. Try and get what I call a 'dopey dog' , big and barkey but not hyper active. Like a lab or a basset hound.

  162. Cops tells me by JohnnyGTO · · Score: 1

    that the lights just make it easier for the bad guys to work.

    Toshiba makes a sweet net ready camera WITH wireless built in for less then $600. Vivotek has a 2111 that comes with great recording software but needs a housing, which will cost you anywhere for 75-275. Anyways the best bet would be a dummy housing looking at the parking space to spook the crooks

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  163. obviously, a dog by glsunder · · Score: 1

    Obviously a dog is going to be by far the best solution. Get a young dog from a local shelter, most even have pictures of available dogs online.

    Although traps or guns might sound like a good idea, they'd probably get you into legal problems, and a hightech scare crow would probably end up being more silly than scary.

  164. C-c-can't we all just get along? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, let's just give those poor, misunderstood miscreants a big hug.

  165. I think I read about him in a recent Time magazine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  166. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No, he didn't set out intending to kill anybody at all. In response to repeated roberries, he set out to defend his business, which he has every right to do. Why the hell are you defending the robbers anyway, instead of the poor old man who was repeatedly victimized? Get your priorities straight!

  167. Home defense? Easy. Mossberg 12 gauge 500A by SensitiveMale · · Score: 1

    And a glock 27 in the car.

  168. seriously guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm thinking that Mom doesn't want a shotgun full of rock salt (although personally I have a .22 - that's another story) So, garage that car. What say? Garage? Full of stuff. Clean it out sonny. Park the car in the garage. Lock the garage. Do not have a garage door opener. Have an alarm. Anyone who breaks in to get said car is now doing more than "vandalism and damage to private property" he's "breaking and entering" - which hopefully will deter him, but should it actually happen hopefully the alarm will go off. And/or the dog will bark (another of my methods) can even be a small dog - the most vicious dog on my block is a Jack Russell.

  169. Basic Steps... by colinemckay · · Score: 1

    Basic steps...

    1. Leave the lights on, Don't depend on a motion detector activated light. Thieves and vandals prefer working in the dark. A brightly lit yard will prevent them from getting close in the first place. Lights don't cost that much to run.

    2. Trim any shrubs and bushes. No where to hide.

    3. Get a dog. Smaller ones are yappier, but still effective.

    Geeky stuff...

    4. Camera and motion detection software. Catch them in the act.

    5. Hook up the motion detector to a sprinkler system. Nothing like wet crooks. They'll leave wet footprints showing which direction they went too, if they cross the road.

  170. funny because its a matrix quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no text

  171. How to solve crime by jgardn · · Score: 1

    I recently saw a report that crime is at a 30-year low, although murder rates are up. I've noticed that the police is trying to get the community involved in police actions, at least in surveillance and reporting.

    Here are some suggestions.

    1. Get to know your neighbors. Talk about the incident. Visit with them every once in a while and make sure that you are coordinating.

    2. Call the cops, even for minor things. See someone prowling around? Call 911 and tell them you see someone prowling around your neighborhood. A side effect is that you begin to develop a sense of community with the police. They will even begin coming to you asking questions about things you didn't report. "Someone in the neighborhood reported a crime last night. Did you see anything suspicious?"

    3. Get involved in your city government, and tell the city council about your issues. They may honestly not know that there is a problem. Once the council gets word of it, they will communicate with the police, and will begin working on a solution. After all, the cops really do want to help. Work to get judges that are tough on crime elected in your area. The hilltop area in Tacoma Washington was notorious for the gang crime until the judges were removed and replaced with strong judges that punished the gangs heavily. For several years, the crime stopped. Every once in a while someone gets out, but they are usually caught committing another crime within days and locked up for good.

    4. In really bad areas, organize watch shifts. With your neighbors, coordinate times that you will stand watch. Sit in your room facing the street with the lights off and record stuff as it happens on a notepad. Anything suspicious? Call the police and report it. Since you can't go the whole night, you will have to coordinate 4 hours shifts at night. Compare notes and you will begin to recognize patterns. You will get to know the people lurking in the shadows and when they commit a crime, you'll be able to ID them and the police will be able to link them to all the other crimes.

    Too bad there is no technological solution, but crime is a human problem and is solved with that "eternal vigilance" thing.

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    The radical sect of Islam would either see you dead or "reverted" to Islam.
    1. Re:How to solve crime by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1
      2. Call the cops, even for minor things. See someone prowling around? Call 911 and tell them you see someone prowling around your neighborhood. A side effect is that you begin to develop a sense of community with the police. They will even begin coming to you asking questions about things you didn't report. "Someone in the neighborhood reported a crime last night. Did you see anything suspicious?"

      Do that enough, and the Police will issue you a summons for a false alarm. Same will happen if your security/fire alarm gives too many false alarms. Or the police will just stop responding.

      Just thought I should mention that (happened where my inlaws lived to a couple down the street), as the ways that police respond to 911 calls cary from place to place.

      --

      "I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
  172. An excellent resource for general self-defence... by Lazyhound · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...can be found at nononsenseselfdefense.com.

  173. NRA Sticker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Put an NRA sticker on stuff you don't want stolen.

    http://www.nrastore.com/nra/product.aspx?productid =SS21716-5-7

  174. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Victimized. There's no victims on Earth man. If you live here, you're fucking guilty. You deserve everything you get. Read some Schopenhauer.

  175. take a page from the DoD by neuraloverload · · Score: 1

    and use stink bombs in directional arrays around the home. the fact is unless you have a lot of money, effective home defense is unattainable without indisciminate injury. so it's back to the basics... don't leave stuff in the car, and leave the windows/doors open/unlocked. lessens property damage. don't leave stuff out in the home that can be seen through windows and pilfered later. so, until directional sound arrays become a commercial reality and become available with home defense in mind, don't hold your breath on serious solutions and if your poor(ish), you might as well get out of town. hurray for the insurance industry (groan).....

  176. Don't be a crypto-bigot ... by rocketfairy · · Score: 1

    Wow, how classy of you to turn a reasonable point into a second-hand gay joke.

    1. Re:Don't be a crypto-bigot ... by fishdan · · Score: 1

      Idiot, you're the bigot. Metro-sexuals are of all orientations, not just gay, not just straight. It actually IS a choice to be a metro-sexual.

      --
      Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm
  177. woof woof! by n3k5 · · Score: 3, Funny
    Dogs are the best. They know when some one is there, even outside the property.
    Cats are even better at this. They don't just know if someone is there, they also know who it is, even if the person is still half a mile away. Just from the faint sound of footsteps or a car engine. Cats really know these things ... they just fucking don't care a bit.
    --
    but what do i know, i'm just a model.
    1. Re:woof woof! by leonscape · · Score: 1

      Cats really know these things ... they just fucking don't care a bit.

      Ain't that the truth, They'll maybe look at them in a funny way, why they steal all your stuff.

      Dogs are actually good and knowing who it is as well, they never bark when I come home, or someone in the family does, but they go mental when its a stranger who opens the gate.

      --


      If a first you don't succeed, your a programmer...
    2. Re:woof woof! by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1
      Cats are even better at this. They don't just know if someone is there, they also know who it is, even if the person is still half a mile away. Just from the faint sound of footsteps or a car engine. Cats really know these things ... they just fucking don't care a bit.
      Many moons ago, we had neighbours who had a cat (of the felis domesticus kind) who always stayed in a high chair near the rear door in the kitchen. Well, if you weren't accompanied by someone in the house, you just POSITIVELY did not get inside the house. Period.
    3. Re:woof woof! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may or may not have been joking, but the thing about cats hearing who's coming from a far distance is actually true.
      When I lived at home, my Mom told me that my cat would jump up from wherever he was sleeping and run and sit in front of the door way before I reached the apartment, even before I entered the actual apartment building.
      Yet he ignored other people heading for other apartments in the building.
      Every single time.

      Obviously he could tell the difference between my footsteps and othes.

  178. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by renehollan · · Score: 3, Informative

    In addition, he was facing armed robbers.

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    You could've hired me.
  179. "Warning: dog has AIDS" by Danny+Rathjens · · Score: 1

    I remember reading somewhere that research into criminal fears concluded that dogs and disease were the things they were most afraid of. So just put a sign up that says, "Warning: dog has AIDS". 8^)

  180. semi-bullet proof glass? by Nonesuch · · Score: 1
    skrysakj writes:
    Put some semi-bullet proof glass in the car, to replace the side windows. Check out Bulldog direct, they have great prices.
    This sounds good, but might be a bit more of an investment than she wants to make, and as you pointed out later, to be effective will also require installing upgraded door locks. To quote Bulldog Direct:
    Pricing for Curved Bullet Resistant Vehicle Glass can start from around: $7,000.00 to well over $20,000.00 [Depending on your type of vehicle and level of protection needed.]
    And since the thief won't know the glass is not stock, he will still try to smash it in with a brick -- he won't get into the car, but the glass will be scratched and spalled, at best.
  181. webcam motion detection by Astroturtle · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You can put together a home video security system on the cheap if you can hang a webcam somewhere usefull. I'm running Suse 9.1 on a Celeron 433 with a measley 128MB of ram and a software called motion that does motion detection and can save video or individual images to disk (or off-site) when it does.

    When I travel I have the webcam pointed at the enterance and setup to ftp any captured frames to another server. When I'm home I put the software in streaming mode, point the webcam out the window and broadcast my view:

    http://astroturtle.dyndns.org/

    This won't prevent your mom's car getting broken into but I'll give you some ammo to hand over to the cops!

    More linux video resorces here: http://www.exploits.org/v4l/

    Good luck,
    --
    Luis Esteves
    http://www.astroturtle.com

    --
    --- http://www.astroturtle.com
  182. Obligatory Robocop quote... by Rgb465 · · Score: 1

    Magnavolt! The final word in auto security. No embarassing alarm noise, no need to trouble the police, and it won't even run down your battery!

  183. But, it banned weapons that LOOKED MEAN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Yes, the semi-auto "assault weapons" that were banned were all based on the same high technology from about 1911... the same technology that exists in many utilitarian arms that the libs did not (YET) have the courage to go after.

  184. A simple solutions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Goddamit people. Think! Claymores on the perimeter. Problem solved.

  185. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by Nutria · · Score: 3, Informative

    Doesn't *matter* if he'd been robbed, he still killed somebody. He set out intending to shoot and kill a person, which in pretty much *any* country is murder.

    No.

    In some US states, anyone who breaks into your domicile (that includes house or vehicle) can be shot, even if no other crime has been committed.

    IOW, just the mere fact that a stranger is in the house w/o permission from the owner is justification for shoot-to-kill.

    Anti-gun activists in Louisiana brayed that the streets would run red with blood if such a law were passed, and the law was passed, and, of course, blood hasn't run down the streets...

    Brady types tried to spread the same fear about a concealed-carry weapon law, and the same lack of blood in the street occured.

    --
    "I don't know, therefore Aliens" Wafflebox1
  186. ummm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    dot dot dot

  187. It's true by T.Hobbes · · Score: 1

    I knew a guy who was staying at a house with a guard goose. The goose didn't like him and chased him whenever he was in the yard, trying to bit him. It only relented when he hit it quite hard on the head; after that, it still squaked at him. He was terrified of the thing.

  188. sonic weapons by ILKO_deresolution · · Score: 1

    http://www.amazing1.com couple a sonic weapon with a motion alarm as not to wear out your battry!

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    I tip toe like rats on vouge runnways.
  189. Re:Home defense? Easy. Mossberg 12 gauge 500A by Cheeze · · Score: 1

    ...except that the originals poster's mom's car was broken into, so not only would you have given the criminals a gun registered in your name, you break the law by having a concealed (and probably loaded) weapon.

    guns are only good if there's someone there to shoot it.

    --
    Why read the article when I can just make up a snap judgement?
  190. Follow the joke: by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 3, Funny

    I was watching from my window when I saw a guy breaking into my shed. I called the police.

    "I'm sorry, sir, but we don't have any cars available to check it out."

    I couldn't believe it. I was calling to tell them that I was witnessing a crime in progress, and they couldn't be bothered to come arrest the guy.

    I waited for one minute and called again.

    "Hi, I called to tell you that someone was breaking into my shed. Don't worry, I shot him."

    Two minutes later, four police cars and an ambulance pulled up to my house, catching the guy red-handed. The lieutenant in charge was pretty upset.

    "I thought you said you shot him!"

    "I thought you said there weren't any cars available!"

    There's not really anything you can do, except park in the garage. There's one thing the cops tell you to do - keep your car showroom clean. That means nothing inside. Someone will smash your window to get an empty pop can. They'll steal quarters from the tool booth bin, or anything else.

    If you're tired of paying for repairs, keep it clean and keep it unlocked. They can't break in if it's already open.

    --

    ---
    ECHELON is a government program to find words like bomb, jihad, plutonium, assassinate, and anarchy.
    1. Re:Follow the joke: by mcsmurf · · Score: 1

      Huh, does this happen so often or is this just a redunant story *g*? I've seen a similar (or even the same?) story some posts before yours.

    2. Re:Follow the joke: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Lying to a police officer about a crime... That's obstructing justice!

      You should be locked in a cell with Martha Stewart!

    3. Re:Follow the joke: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, I've found a moderate level of true trash in the car to be a deterrant to crime, along with other signs that the car might not be worth parting out, like unpatched dings on the side. For those looking to steal cars for parts, it gives the impression this car isn't well cared for so the parts are likely to be subpar (particularly when it's a common car and there's a much shinier candidate down the road). And if the only thing visible in the car is trash and a car shade, then thieves looking for things of value in the car are far more likely to break into the car down the way that has half a bookcase strewn across the back seat.

      My car has a several unpatched or poorly patched dings and the back bumper is slightly detached from I suspect being scraped by a car parking in the neighboring spot. Front bumper also still shows signs from when I swiped a post on the parking cover trying to avoid hitting the child that suddenly ran out in front of my car. Nothing of structural consequence and I don't have the cash to pay for a body shop repair when it'll just get dinged the next time I drive on campus. I did have someone attempt a break-in once (in five years) and it actually had just been washed a few days before. It was parked at a major event though (ie thieves know the cars will be unmonitored for hours at a time). I doubt that had much to do with the state of the car and more to do with the location of the car, although being nice and shiny clean may have attracted the thief.

    4. Re:Follow the joke: by Java+Ape · · Score: 1
      keep it unlocked. They can't break in if it's already open.

      Several months ago some idiot smashed the passenger window of my work car to steal the cheap CD player. The car is an ugly '86 Jetta and ALL FOUR DOORS WERE UNLOCKED! Bottom line - criminals aren't knows for their amazing IQ's!

    5. Re:Follow the joke: by TurtlesAllTheWayDown · · Score: 1
      Bottom line - criminals aren't knows for their amazing IQ's!

      Nor are slashdotters, apparently...

  191. You've got guns, don't forget lawyers and money. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...anyone that is commiting a crime against you is typically a peice of shit that deserves to be hurt.

    This is true. But that piece of shit (or his family, if you kill him) will find a lawyer and sue you for far more than the value of what would've been stolen from you. And that's if you're lucky.

    If you're unlucky, the lawyer the piece of shit (or his family) finds will be able to spin the injury into some kind of racial shit, and you'll have Al Sharpton and a couple busloads of protesters picketing your home or business.

    If you're really unlucky, you might wind up like this poor bastard, whose shotgun booby-trap, rigged in frustration after his business was repeatedly burglarized and he had exhausted all other means of trying to protect it, killed a burglar.

  192. Take the HAL approach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been pondering this for a while. I think the way to go is a bunch of USB cameras looking out of windows with motion detection software running. You could use this in conjuction with security lights - you've got an easy change to look for there and well lit images. Arrange for images to be uploaded to a friend's computer over the Internet automatically, so that even if they steal your computers, you've got mugshots. Then put a screen in a couple of prominent places in the house and have your system display said mugshots automatically, with a warning: these pictures are already on the internet - leave now and I may not prosecute.

    *grin* Of course, if they wear masks, my cunning plan goes to rats...

    1. Re:Take the HAL approach by loraksus · · Score: 1

      assuming the police care enough to actually investigate.

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  193. Answer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What you need is a motion-tracking paintball cannon.

    Ideally, if you could get a decomissioned Aircraft Carrier CIWS complete with fire-control system and mod it to fire paintballs, that'd solve your problem >:)

  194. whats thr problem youre trying to solve here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doesnt sound like your mum was in danger - all the posters suggesting shotguns and pistols etc can get stuffed.

    Make sure your mum has insurance for the next time her car gets broken into. Dont buy your mum a weapon; unless he knows what shes doing, and is willing to do it, it will be taken from her by someone really pissed off.

    Weapons are not an appropriate response to petty theft.

  195. Just make sure the house... by Jane_Dozey · · Score: 1

    ...is more secure than the neighbours. Sounds selfish (and it is) but it's surprisingly effective. An intruder wants and easy time. They'll pick the easy option. Just make sure you have solid doors, windows etc, an alarm system (or a good dummy one), and take note of the other tips posted.
    Most intruders are oppotunists or unsophisticated.

    --
    Silly rabbit
  196. Petty theft deterrants by Nonesuch · · Score: 1
    l0ungeb0y writes:
    Sorry for being so blunt, but unless she's able to park the car in a secure area such as a garage, there's basically nothing that you can do beyond a car alarm to deter a break in.
    Too true. Crooks are deterred by well-lighted areas and cameras, anything that can get them caught (by cops or a car owner with a baseball bat). A very obvious, sensitive, and loud car alarm might help, until they realize that nobody responds to car alarms anymore.

    You can get a car alarm which will page you, but I don't see what a grandma is likely to do when her car pages her at 3AM...

    This is a primary reason why auto insurance costs less in areas with lower crime rates -- there's not much you can do to deter a petty theif doing a simple smash and grab on a car.
    I agree. So the solution is to move to an area with lower crime rates, and park her car in a secure area (garage) with surveillance.
  197. Consider the breed by dogfart · · Score: 1
    Rottweilers and German Shepards are good. Rottwielers are bigger and can do more damage, but German Shepards are very loyal and very territorial - they will not stand for someone messing with you and will fight very hard to defend their pack (meaning you, the dog owner). If you search for dogs that have defended their owners against intruders, you will find most of them are German Shepards.

    I wouldn't get a Pitbull for protection. They look intimidating but are often not really agressive towards strangers (human strangers that is). They are more a fighting breed than a protection breed.

    --

    "dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope"

    1. Re:Consider the breed by thogard · · Score: 1

      The pack is the key to a dog being good for security. A friend has a 1/2 Mastive and 1/2 grayhound that loves to run but learned that its pack leader was the cat of the house. Its owner moved into some land her father had where he had two older guard dogs. The older dogs didn't have the energy level that the young dog did so he ended up as top dog except the cat was still his pack leader and the cat would stay clear of the chicken which the dogs noticed. Talk about one messed up pack.

  198. Pathetic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone makes an honest request for advice and it turns into a partisan discussion on safe gun handling.

    Honestly, I'm not sure what the best tactic to keep your mom safe is. I bought a dog, he's good natured, cheerful, and barks like hell at anyone who gets close to the front of my house.

  199. Questionable by scruffyMark · · Score: 1
    I mean - if you have big unfriendly barbed wire fences around the place, you obviously don't want anyone there.

    But come on, there's lots of stupid people around, some functionally illiterate ones. And they're the ones most likely to be looking through your garbage for deposit bottles. A nuisance if they make a mess, certainly, but it shouldn't be a capital offence.

    If by "property" you mean "house" - that's a different matter. But someone walking up your walk and knocking on the front door (not noticing your signs, or being foreign, illiterate, nearsighted, or otherwise unable to read them) is not a threat.

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    What is the robbing of a bank, compared to the founding of a bank? -- Bertolt Brecht

    1. Re:Questionable by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      knocking on the front door

      There's the big difference, knocking *on* or knocking *in*. The first is silly, perhaps obnoxious and if it keeps happening perhaps even warrant for someone to be picked up by the friendly people in the nice shiny car with the flashy thingies on the top. The second is cause for concern.

      As for all these statistics, someone look up how many people get shot in Switzerland per year as opposed to the States. After all, those guys *have* to have a gun in the house and know how to use it...yet I never seem to hear horror stories about the Swiss going insane and killing each other in the streets...

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    2. Re:Questionable by renehollan · · Score: 1
      As for all these statistics, someone look up how many people get shot in Switzerland per year as opposed to the States. After all, those guys *have* to have a gun in the house and know how to use it...yet I never seem to hear horror stories about the Swiss going insane and killing each other in the streets...

      Ah the Swiss.... arrogant prima donnas for thinking an armed populice would actually be effective at keeping a powerful Nazi force at bay...

      Er, wait.

      Ironic that the Swiss are the strongest justification for the American Constitution's Second Ammendment: takes a foreigner to remind you, that "No, no, you got it right!"

      --
      You could've hired me.
    3. Re:Questionable by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1
      I think that spools of razor wire might violate your deed restrictions, much less annihilate countless squirrels, birds, rabbits, etc.

      If I put a fence of any kind around my property, and post "No Trespassing" signs every 50 yards, that's what the law says is "reasonable". You're assuming that property owners have some sort of telepathy that will allow them to divine the intent of any intruders. It doesn't work that way. Anyone making a choice to break the law and ignore the sign is demonstrating ill intent. They *are* a threat, and the courts all agree on this one.

      And I don't buy that "foreigner" excuse for a second. I live in China, where I can't read a damn thing, and if there's a fence with a big black and red sign on it, and I ignore it and jump the fence, well it's my own damn problem. You seem to imply that it's the property owner's problem that I can't read Chinese.

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      Shutting down free speech with violence isn't fighting fascism. It IS fascism!
  200. Report it! by ayeco · · Score: 4, Insightful

    An increase in crimes = increase in patrol.

    Please DO report it to the police. Some people say it's a waste of time, but they are wrong. While you might not see a detective looking into your case, your issue will be documented and will be part of the police departments stats.

    As others have said, boobie traps might sound like a good idea, but they aren't. As you have said motion sensors and car alarms don't stop someone who is really wanting to steal something.

    Be pro-active - don't leave anything in the car that can be stolen (or seen to be stolen).

  201. Ultrasound by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Blow off a high power ultrasound device around 20KHz. You can find articles on the web about that. Don't know if it works, though.

    Second, you can set up a massive pepper spray fogger in the front yard. . .

  202. Bah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Guns? Bah humbug! Real geeks scare people away with their 1337 h4x0r>ing skillz!!!!!!!!!!!!11111shift+1

  203. Car alarms by jridley · · Score: 1

    See, the problem is that these car alarms all set off sirens to alert people that the car's being broken into. Guess what? Nobody gives a damn; nobody even looks.

    Get a car alarm, get the loudest goddamn siren you can; it should cause serious pain if you're within 10 feet of it.

    Mount it INSIDE the car.

  204. Obligatory Simpsons Reference™ by Mr.+Spleen · · Score: 1

    ...(2) creating obstacles on a public roadway,...

    Snake: [chuckling] Huh ho! Okay! Baldy-boy hits wire, head comes off, Li'l Bandit rolls to a gentle stop. Everybody wins! [twangs wire]

    http://www.snpp.com/episodes/scg-9.txt

    Mr. Spleen

  205. Why? by sgant · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Sorry, I'm not that afraid to buy a gun to kill someone.

    And yes, if you buy a gun and take safty courses etc etc and practice...you're practicing to kill someone because they broke into your car. Wow, that really fits the crime.

    Where does all this fear come from? I've walked in the Robert Taylor homes near Chicago before...wasn't hassled, didn't get killed, didn't get mugged....no one bothered me. But to hear reports of there you'd think it was a war zone.

    Then it comes down to the final moment...could you really pull the trigger? Are you justified shooting someone that's just breaking into your car (after all, you suggested buying a gun and the original story is about a car break-in).

    And why a gun? Why not a baseball bat? Why not a sword? Are you afraid the criminal may also have a gun? Then what does it turn into, a wild west shoot-out? Do you dive behind the sofa and fire over it? Break out a few windows and start blasting? Better practice the "cop roll" so you can jump out from behind the sofa and get that critical shot like all the cool guys in the movies do!

    I mean..come on. It's not THAT bad out there. Sure, I've had stuff ripped off before...but I never wanted to protect it with deadly force. I'm not that scared to resort to taking another life.

    Could you really kill someone? How many people, at the critical moment, freeze up? How many people, even after taking courses still screw up in the moment of truth due to nerves?

    I grew up with guns. I was born and raised on a farm in Virginia. We would hunt deer to put food on our table every year...it saved us money. The pride and joy of my father, brother and me was our 7mm Weatherby Magnum we'd hunt with. But it was a fact of life. We didn't have guns to protect ourselves, we had them to hunt to put food on the table. I guess now that's very politically incorrect to do...but we weren't advocates...nor were we Ted Nugents either. It was cheap meat. Nuff said.

    I'm 42 now, don't own any guns...not because I'm afraid of them or think their evil...I just don't own any because I just don't own any. Never really needed one and I don't hunt anymore. Also, never been in a situation to where I would think "boy, wish I had a gun right now".

    But anyway, to each their own...just hope some goofball who's scared shitless doesn't shoot through my window by mistake. lol

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    "Leo Fender was in a 'state of grace' when he designed the Stratocaster." -- Paul Reed Smith
    1. Re:Why? by Txiasaeia · · Score: 1

      I like this - why not a sword? I've got a sawed-off baseball bat for personal home security - it's about three feet long, but it's small enough to be swung around indoors, would make one heck of a throwing weapon, and best of all, my kid can't blow his brains out with one. Low-tech mace. Also, it doesn't require as a permit, doesn't require ammunition, and doesn't require training. I just hope that any potential home intruders aren't carrying guns themselves...

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      Condemnant quod non intellegunt.
    2. Re:Why? by sgant · · Score: 1

      But like I said, if they DO have a gun...and you have a gun, what happens then? Just having a gun when they have one doesn't automatically cancel each other out. I'm sure the home intruder won't wait around whilst one explains the concept of MAD (Mutually Assured Destruction) to them.

      So then what happens? Does it come down to whoever shoots first wins? Do you warn the guy first that you're going to shoot...or do you shoot him first?

      Does it turn into The A Team where you duck down behind a barrel and start firing...and whoever runs out of ammo first gives up?

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      "Leo Fender was in a 'state of grace' when he designed the Stratocaster." -- Paul Reed Smith
  206. Guns and dogs, duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're welcome.

  207. Let's get geeky.... by keithdowsett · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now for the really geeky solution...

    1) Motion sensor switches on PC and video cam.

    2) PC checks for changes to video image, and if changes exceed predetermined threshold, plays sound of bolt action hunting rifle being loaded.

    3) PC switches on laser and uses servo to guide red dot onto largest area of change in video image....

    4) PC waits a few seconds and if changes persist, plays loud sound of heavy caliber rifle firing and triggers flashgun, followed by muttering about damn laser sight...

    5) Police follow trail of brown (and rather smelly)footprints to determine where perp came from.

    1. Re:Let's get geeky.... by freedom_india · · Score: 1

      really cool !!! Mod parent UP

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      "Doing what i can, with what i have." ~ Burt Gummer
  208. "Concealed Kerry" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    As long as we're putting out some truth on gun bans, I recently read an NRA article on Kerry the lifelong hunter -- "the only man in America who wears blaze orange AS camouflage." Of course, it detailed his duplicitousness in regard to gun ownership, noting his 100% perfect voting rating by gun control AND anti-hunting animal rights groups.

    The article mentioned an un-passed bill S.1431 that Kerry co-sponsored, about which I had been unaware. It would allow the Attorney General to ban private ownership of any weapon that has been procured for use by the military or federal law enforcement use. Wow! That would go far beyond "assault weapons," into just about everything. The first thing I thought of was the Remington 870 shotgun, used by most all police agencies. But, there are lots of other utilitarian shotguns and rifles bought for special needs or game wardens, and even .22s are used for training, etc. (Then, you'd have to wonder if they wouldn't just make up a reason to buy one of everything else, just to get 'em included.)

  209. Do you know what DOD budget is? by PaulBu · · Score: 1

    But the pork-barreling in social programs is nothing compared to the Pentagon/"Defense"/"Homeland Security" sector.

    Look it up! It is roughly half of what the _Federal_ govt spends just on "public education", a role in which they should not even be, according to the US Constitution, leaving that the the States and local govt/charities/businesses.

    Paul B.

  210. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by renehollan · · Score: 1

    In Texas, an adult trespassing after dark can be shot. A child can be shot of they are a clear threat to person or property.

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    You could've hired me.
  211. Buying A Gun Won't Deter Criminals by reallocate · · Score: 4, Insightful

    To cut to the chase, about the only thing you can do is make certain the car alarm is working. Consider installing a good alarm system in your mother's house, since a car is expendable, but your mother is not.

    Ignore the testosterone-laden bozos who tell you to buy a gun for your mother. A gun will have no deterrent value. Criminals are not telepathic. They will not know there's a gun in the house they're about to break into.

    Once a criminal is in the house, of course, your mother can wave her gun around. That may, in fact, protect her. It may also involve her in months and months of legal anguish. If you do buy her a gun, be sure you also buy her some training so she doesn't shoot herself.

    Remember, too, that the cops' job is to catch people after they commit a crime. Unless you can talk the local town council into stationing a police patrol in front of your mother's house, I wouldn't expect too much from them.

    In the end, the real solution may be to move, if that is realistic.

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    1. Re:Buying A Gun Won't Deter Criminals by TykeClone · · Score: 1

      Then buy 2 guns.

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    2. Re:Buying A Gun Won't Deter Criminals by east+coast · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Ignore the testosterone-laden bozos who tell you to buy a gun for your mother.

      Oh yeah, cos everyone with a gun thinks they're Rambo. Get off your stereotypes. Most people who own firearms for defense do it because they realize that an ADT system doesn't stop a robber from cutting your throat. There's a reason some call it the great equalizer.

      It may also involve her in months and months of legal anguish.

      Versus the years of anguish if she's raped or assaulted or the mere fact that she than realizes she has no real defense? Or how about the chance of an eternity in a grave because ballistiphobes won't face the fact that yes, guns are a tool and are your best defense.

      If you do buy her a gun, be sure you also buy her some training so she doesn't shoot herself.


      And she's going to need plenty of training. There is statistical proof that firearms in the home are pretty dangerous. Too many people think they're going to buy a gun and a box of shells and only use it in time of need. The truth is that your mother should attend a safety a course and a defense course and she should also hit the range regularly. It's certainly not like the movies... It's not as "point and click" as some would have you believe either. She also needs to understand that home defense with a firearm is nearly as good as telling her to kill someone. You can't hope to brandish a pistol and scare off a robber.

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    3. Re:Buying A Gun Won't Deter Criminals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a reason some call it the great equalizer. Because even a retarded redneck can pull a trigger.

    4. Re:Buying A Gun Won't Deter Criminals by east+coast · · Score: 1

      Because even a retarded redneck can pull a trigger.

      Hmmm.... wonder why this user remained AC? I'm sure if they bother to reply they'll give some spiel about not being at their home PC blah blah blah...

      The truth is maybe a retarded redneck can pull the trigger but it's also a very good defense from retarded rednecks when you're a 90 pound woman or a wheelchair bound 76 year old man.

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      Dedicated Cthulhu Cultist since 4523 BC.
    5. Re:Buying A Gun Won't Deter Criminals by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      And if his little old mother has a gun, and the intruder takes it away from her and shoots her with it, what advantage did that gun give her?

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    6. Re:Buying A Gun Won't Deter Criminals by Lt.Hawkins · · Score: 1

      if you get into a car accident and your seatbelt fails and you die, what advantage did it serve you?

      will you NOT wear a seatbelt because there is a small but nonzero chance of this happening?

      you're on slashdot. haven't you seen enough of "Just because a component in a security system may fail, isn't justification to not have a security system"?

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      -- My Sig is a P228.
    7. Re:Buying A Gun Won't Deter Criminals by east+coast · · Score: 1

      And if his little old mother has a gun, and the intruder takes it away from her and shoots her with it, what advantage did that gun give her?

      That's what I said something along the lines of "She also needs to understand that home defense with a firearm is nearly as good as telling her to kill someone. You can't hope to brandish a pistol and scare off a robber.". Because this does happen. I tried to be clear about this but I'll say it again: If you intend to keep a firearm for self-defense and the need arises you have to be willing to kill the assailant. And you need to do it without any real hesitation. Let's face facts. If someone is 10 feet from you and you've drawn on them the only way they'll get the pistol from you is if you hesitate. It's a sad truth.

      And I'll say it yet again; Owning a firearm is dangerous. You should be trained and practice with it. You must be willing to use it. Don't let it collect dust thinking that you can get up at 3.30am from a dead sleep, locate it, load it and be able to put someone down. You have to know your firearm.

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    8. Re:Buying A Gun Won't Deter Criminals by Umrick · · Score: 1

      My mother's house was a target for an attempted breakin. She had an alarm, she were home, they still tried. Fortunately they ran when the alarm sounded. Our area has had it's share of smash/grab robberies too. Very country, with a minimal 15 minute average time for a cop to show.

      After that she wanted a gun. Given that I have a fair collection, we talked rather seriously about it. In the end, it came down to her deciding she couldn't have a gun effectively.

      It comes down to this. If you have a gun, and point it at another human being, you must realize that you fully intend to terminate that person's life. There is no shoot-to-wound, you shoot to kill or be killed. It's not the movies.

      If you don't realize that, and accept the burden of potentially having to live the rest of your life having actively caused the death of another, then find some other means. A gun would at best be a paperweight, at worst a hazard.

    9. Re:Buying A Gun Won't Deter Criminals by reallocate · · Score: 1

      While I agree with your emphasis on the seriousness of owning a gun with the intent of using it on another person, the point of my original post was to highlight the notion that a criminal will not be deterred from breaking into a house because the resident owns a gun. Why? Because there is no way for the criminal to know that.

      Once inside, the sight of the gun may prompt the criminal to leave. It may also prompt the criminal to react violently and irrationally, or to use his own gun. When a gun is introduced into the action, it obviously dramatically increases the chances of someone being shot. That "someone" is not necessarily the criminal.

      These are the realities that knee-jerk gun lovers gloss over.

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      -- Slashdot: When Public Access TV Says "No"
    10. Re:Buying A Gun Won't Deter Criminals by jsa · · Score: 1
      Once a criminal is in the house, of course, your mother can wave her gun around. That may, in fact, protect her.

      More likely it will get her shot. The only defense against a gun is to shoot first. What do you think the criminal will do? How likely is it that Mom, who is probably a nice person with normal inhibitions, will shoot first?

      There is a good reason why the homicide rates are much much lower in countries where gun ownership rates are low, compared to the U.S. Pick any western european country as an example.

    11. Re:Buying A Gun Won't Deter Criminals by timothy · · Score: 1

      "There is a good reason why the homicide rates are much much lower in countries where gun ownership rates are low, compared to the U.S. Pick any western european country as an example."

      How about Switzerland?

      timothy

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    12. Re:Buying A Gun Won't Deter Criminals by BgJonson79 · · Score: 1

      How about NH? Super-low murder rate, lots of guns. And, it'd be even lower if people from MA weren't streaming across the border.

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      There are four boxes used in defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo. Use in that order.

  212. Cat by scruffyMark · · Score: 5, Funny
    Cats are meaner. Of course, the same thing goes - 50 lbs minimum.

    I mean, who's going to mess with your pet cougar, or puma?

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    What is the robbing of a bank, compared to the founding of a bank? -- Bertolt Brecht

    1. Re:Cat by Trikenstein · · Score: 2, Informative

      A cat will run from a stranger, dogs will usually try and protect their people. No matter how small the dog.

    2. Re:Cat by SagSaw · · Score: 1

      Yep. Nothing spooks a burglar like stepping on a sleeping cat.

      [I can't remember where I heard this from.]

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      Come test your mettle in the world of Alter Aeon!
    3. Re:Cat by LemonFire · · Score: 1

      I know a guy that had two pumas for a while (he worked as a animal trainer) and I see how they could work out as good "guard cats", he however pointed out that they not only didn't like strangers they didn't like him either. He couldn't let his eyes of them when they were in the same room.

    4. Re:Cat by dacarr · · Score: 1

      Well, if you're on cats, this photo of an ocelot kitten will act as an effective paralytic.

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    5. Re:Cat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, the problem with any non-domestic animal as a pet is that they're not a domestic animal. They have a nasty habit of eating the neighbor's dog, or the neighbor's kid, or the neighbor.

      I've heard several stories of professional cat handlers getting eaten by cats they've raised from cubs. These are guys who work with these animals all day every day, and they still aren't safe. They also usually have protective measures like strong cages and tranquilizers for when the animals is in a bad mood.

      I've spent a lot of time around a lot of animals, and I just cannot recommend exotics as pets, especially anything potentially dangerous. A great dane is a much better idea if you want something big and bad, even if it's not as 'cool'.

    6. Re:Cat by Mixel · · Score: 1

      I recommend the tiger cat variety. They come with spotlights and actively search for criminals in the dark.

    7. Re:Cat by scruffyMark · · Score: 1
      You haven't met my cat.

      I stepped on the kitten's foot once. I was at the minor emergency room an hour later. No kidding.

      She will face down a dog much larger than herself, rather than back down and leave one of us to the dog. Not that the dogs in question would actually do anything to us, but she doesn't know that...

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      What is the robbing of a bank, compared to the founding of a bank? -- Bertolt Brecht

  213. Re:Circle of jerk by teasea · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A person who would break into an occupied house is taking a risk. This burglar knows people have guns. I assume he is aware that to maintain his freedom, he may have to fight the occupant. Violence is inherent in the act of breaking and entering.

    Robbing a house is no different from robbing a bank. If you rob believing that everyone would rather give up their property than hurt someone over material goods, you're in the wrong business. I won't risk my family on the assumption that a burglar is working within a code of ethics.

  214. Rock Salt by leereyno · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    If he really doesn't want to see the scumbags get hurt then one option is to use rock salt in place of standard shot in a shotgun. Getting shot with rock-salt is one of the most painful experiences known to man, with the added "benefit" of being non-lethal.

    I just hope she doesn't live someplace where you need a permit. I don't register my guns and I never will. I'm not going to put myself on a list of people the gestapo will come visit should the second amendment ever be struck down.

    Lee

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    1. Re:Rock Salt by Discopete · · Score: 1

      Your other option would be bean bag rounds. They don't penetrate skin, normally don't kill (unless you aim for the throat. Gurgle, Gurgle, can't breath) and a perfect court defense is that they are the "Preferred 'Non-Lethal' round" used by most American Police Agencies (if you happen to be in the US).

      I personally prefer dove loads as they tend to have decent (2-6 inches at 15-25 feet {standard home defense ranges}) groupings.

      My backup would be a .303 british enfield with soft-point rounds. Good mushroom, huge exit wound.
      and if you happen to miss, you can beat the hell out of them with the brass butt-plate (and/or the bayonet if you have one)

    2. Re:Rock Salt by Nutria · · Score: 1

      rock salt in place of standard shot

      But will the small granules of salt penetrate leather or heavy cloth?

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      "I don't know, therefore Aliens" Wafflebox1
    3. Re:Rock Salt by renehollan · · Score: 1
      Yes.

      They won't penetrate Kevlar, though. But, if your attacker is so protected, you've got worse problems. Hint: they don't make a Kevlar codpiece, and I've not known them to make Kevlar chaps.

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      You could've hired me.
    4. Re:Rock Salt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> I don't register my guns and I never will. I'm not going to put myself on a list of people the gestapo will come visit should the second amendment ever be struck down.

      Nooooo ... but instead, you'll post your easily-traceable (with a little effort) ID, state of ownership, and lack of registration, on a permanently-archived publicly accessible forum.

      Hmmmmm ...

    5. Re:Rock Salt by BasilBrush · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      ...Just the sort of person you DONT want to own a gun.

    6. Re:Rock Salt by Mathetes · · Score: 1

      I always figured one of the most effective means of defending your home would be to outfit yourself with a good WW2 surplus rifle with bayonet (Enfield, Garand, Springfield 1903, Mauser, any would do), get yourself one of those WW1 style helmets, and if someone broke into your home, make a full bayonet charge yelling at the top of your lungs. I doubt the intruder would ever thing of breaking into the crazy guy's house again! :-)

    7. Re:Rock Salt by atriusofbricia · · Score: 1
      Why? Because he came up with a way to end the threat of a given criminal without killing them? I would imagine one might be thrilled.

      PS: I try and not register my guns either. But, for seperate reasons.

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      "Nemo me impune lacesset"

    8. Re:Rock Salt by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Blimey! You wait 5 days till you get some mod points to come back and mark that flamebait. How sad is that.

  215. firewall? by Leloy · · Score: 1

    the most geeky defensesystem you can get, a good firewall.

  216. If you are in washington DC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you want to leave your doors _unlocked_ so
    the crack addicts can rummage through your
    car without breaking the windows.

    1. Re:If you are in washington DC by cms108 · · Score: 1

      in barnsley, the current line of thinking is to leave the car empty, take out the parcel shelf and leave the glove box open. so that people can see there's nothing in there.

      if you leave it unlocked. somebody will probably sleep in it.

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      cHris

  217. Defend the neighbourhood by danharan · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Well, not what you might expect, but it seems to me being a geek is also questionning the conventional way people solve problems.

    You alluded to the context- your neighbourhood's crime rates are rising. I haven't looked at criminology data in an organized way, and not recently, but I encourage you to do so. There are a few things I have heard about that seemed quite promising- e.g. community gardens encourage people to be out and about where they would be more likely to notice suspect activity (not sure if that's necessarily accurate, but it seems like a good deterrent, especially as most small B&Es are made by people within a short distance of their residence). Traffic calming also sounds intriguing, as they also make for more active neighbourhoods and slower getaways. Leaving only 1 or 2 exits out of a suburban area also increases the psychological pressure on intruders.

    You might also have immediate causes to the crime wave that aren't being dealt with by the police- gangs and/or increased drug use. These can be sometimes addressed by neighbourhoods and congregations in a more tactful way than police can- although requesting more visible presence can do wonders.

    All this of course doesn't negate the need for a good alarm system and/or a dog. I would however steer clear of guns- if it's a young gang member trying to get quick money for his next hit, they're more likely to escalate if they see their victim has a gun. No amount of stuff is worth risking life and limb.

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  218. Obvious Targets and Targets of Opportunity by Farley+Mullet · · Score: 1
    Your car is going to get stolen
    1. because someone really wants it (luxury cars, SUVs, whatever), or
    2. because it's available.
    The late-model Hondas and Toyotas that are most commonly stolen fall into the second category. So put a club on one of them, and the thief moves on to its identical, unprotected, neighbour.
    1. Re:Obvious Targets and Targets of Opportunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your car is going to get stolen

      1. because someone really wants it (luxury cars, SUVs, whatever), or
      2. because it's available.


      or
      3. because it's a common car and the parts are easy to sell

  219. Faster way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Yanking on the Club is the easiest way. Grab it in the middle, and yank as hard as you can. If there's enough room to get your feet on the ends of the Club, you can use those for leverage.

    All you need to do is pull it hard enough that one of the forks on the end of it comes off the wheel. Easy to defeat with little or no damage to the vehicle.

    Car alarms are even easier. Most thieves defeat them with a high-voltage shock from a taser or similar device, applied to the door lock. Zappo.

  220. I own a shotgun by JRHelgeson · · Score: 1

    Just the sound of chambering a round causes criminals to think twice about what they're doing. After making the purchase, I went to gunbroker.com and purchased some pepper blast and rubber ball ammo. The pepper blast is simply red chili pepper loaded into a shotgun shell that will incapacitate anyone in the vacinity where it is shot.

    Rubber ball ammo is the same stuff that police use to disperse rioters, you can shoot people directly, or bounce it off the ground and hit people. Either way, it hurts like hell.

    If you've got motion lights and a car alarm, and neither did the trick then I would say that more persuasive tactics should be used.

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    Good security is based upon reality and common sense. Common sense is a function of having common knowledge.
  221. Consider changing your exterios landscaping by dogfart · · Score: 1
    Poison Oak will, if not an actual deterrent, at least make the intruder easy to spot after the fact.

    Plants with sharp thorns are also good, serving as an effective deterrent

    The following Web site has more information for the horticulturally inclined: http://www.infowest.com/business/g/gentle/pp.html

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    "dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope"

  222. Common Sense Stuff by Cytlid · · Score: 1

    I live in a fairly large city, and have had someone break into my (old) car before, as well as in the house. I think when they broke into the house, they had just started... we came home from the beach at approx 10pm and no lights were on in the house... come to find out they came in through the back door (poor simple lock). We came home to find the back door wide open but noone in the house. After that, I got some nice 3" deadbolts and many more locks and changed some of our habits. (This was also before we had central air, and there was a nice $500 air conditioner in the front window, I believe they were after that. It would have taken them some time, there were 3 inch screws into the window casings).

    Here's what I would recommend:

    - lights, plenty of them, get a timer or sensor for when it gets dark.

    - good locks on doors, alarms on your car (we since have new cars and have never been broken into)

    - don't keep valuables in the car. My last car, the most they could take was a few pennies. They used to break into it all the time, but it wasn't really breaking in, because I never locked it.

    - make the house/apartment do odd things to make people think someone is home (or many people are home). Put a timer on tvs and lights to come on at and go off at odd times. A dim lamp in the living room might think someone is home, and watching them. (My living room is about 10 ft from my driveway).

    - the jerk factor... someone could probably break into my basement windows. But, firstly, they'd have a heck of a time and would have to break some glass, and secondly, there's large furniture/shelves/objects in front of them... the chances of them coming in through those windows safely is very small. If they break in and break their neck, you only have to call authorities to dispose of the body.

    - ok here's the geek one. Setup a network of linux boxes, usb cams and motion. captures still pics only when motion is detected... I was playing with this at work one time, got a bunch of cleaning people working in our office.

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    1. Re:Common Sense Stuff by jlanthripp · · Score: 1
      the jerk factor... someone could probably break into my basement windows. But, firstly, they'd have a heck of a time and would have to break some glass, and secondly, there's large furniture/shelves/objects in front of them... the chances of them coming in through those windows safely is very small. If they break in and break their neck, you only have to call authorities to dispose of the body.
      And don't forget to call a good attorney to defend you against the inevitable lawsuit from the scumbag criminal's bereaved family. Welcome to the US of A. Land of the free. Home of the litigious.
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      "Alcohol, Tobacco, & Firearms" should be a convenience store, not a government agency.
  223. Vote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously - the best way to reduce crime in any location is to put in place the kind people who will work to protect their constituents. Do your research, figure out who (or what party) has a history of lowering crime rates, and vote them into office. And when I mean research, actually do some, just don't buy into the bumper sticker approach to problems and solutions that seems to be so relevant today. Just because someone tells you the other guy is soft on crime doesn't mean that he isn't. That part is politics. Read the police reports and determine what policies are put into place by what individuals and partys that helped the police with their problems. That's called research. Making an arbitrary position because someone said their tough on crime in a campaign isn't.

    Then do the rest of the work - form a neighborhood watch. Lobby for community based policing. Work at the State and National level to improve education, jobs and resources for everyone. No matter what anyone says, crime is a result of problems in society that are solvable (sure - there are some criminals that seem to be mentally skewed to crime, but the vast majority aren't).

    Remember, it's a democracy, and you're in charge. But you do have to do some work to make it work.

  224. Host sentience in a defensive pod. by Thinkit4 · · Score: 1

    You could travel to the center of the damn sun and not have problems. Guns and thugs will not bug you.

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    -I am an elective eunuch.
  225. MOD PARENT UP by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

    Seriously, it's true. The right breed of geese can be big, strong aggressive and vicious. And since they herd well, you can have a big group of them. One goose, (or dog), you could conceviably deal with, but 10 geese can be a real handful. Of course, you can handle geese if you know what you're doing, but then good animal handlers seem capable of handling really nasty dogs, horses, etc which no one else can even get near.

    But anyway geese are actually a quite deterrent.

    And the best thing about geese is: they work for grass.

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    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i work for grass too - no seeds please

    2. Re:Mod parent up by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      I sure hope the rest of your country is compensating him for having to turn in his guns...

      And you call Americans barbarians... :-/

  226. Open Source Defense Electroincs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  227. On what basis? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Killing someone because of trespassing? Someone that's almost surely unarmed!?
    On what basis do you figure this theoretical trespasser will be "almost surely unarmed"?

    That seems a very dangerous assumption to make.

  228. I'm Allergic to dogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What should I do? AIBO?

  229. its obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Canada has a much smaller population then the United States. Also having a much lower population density.

    1. Re:its obvious by gibbsjoh · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Canadians are also better educated than Yanks. Go figure.

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    2. Re:its obvious by Kenja · · Score: 5, Funny
      "Canadians are also better educated than Yanks. Go figure."

      You calling me stupid? I'll bust a cap in yo ass!

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      "Have you ever thought about just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"
    3. Re:its obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Canadians are also better educated than Yanks. Go figure.

      Yes, and they show it by their dominance of the world by military and economic force. Stupid weak Americans, they have nothing on Soviet Canuckistan.

    4. Re:its obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Just you wait. Your dominion has begun to end and you don't even realize it...

      Vote Bush! Vote Bush!

    5. Re:its obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keep yakking, you commie, while you hide behind momma's apron. You've been sheltered by the United States for over 50 years. And of course you offer epithets instead of gratitude. Your country is good for fishing, and that's about it. Your beer DEFINITELY tastes like piss.

      And as far as your free health care goes, why the long lines in border states' hospitals for Canadians willing to pay to get an MRI? It's because if they wait for their "free" Canadian one, it'll be an autopsy instead.

      Win a Stanley Cup, then pop off.

    6. Re:its obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An American insulting another countries beer, Hahahaha thats hilarious! :-p

    7. Re:its obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why the long lines in border states' hospitals for Canadians willing to pay to get an MRI? It's because if they wait for their "free" Canadian one, it'll be an autopsy instead.

      Which country has the higher life expectancy? Why that would be Canada.

      Which country has a lower rate of mortality for virtually all diseases? Why that would be Canada.

      Keep on trying fuckface.

    8. Re:its obvious by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 1

      There are factors other than overall health care that are dragging down average US life expectancy.

    9. Re:its obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a really nice thing to say, forgot the AC button eh.. haha moron.

      Again demonstrating the fiery rage that Americans have that completely makes them miss the point.

      No, Canadians will be happy to see your power lessened. What good has the US done for the world?

      CAPITALISM, GENOCIDE, SLAVERY, SITCOMS. Nice contributions to society, U.S.A.

    10. Re:its obvious by rs79 · · Score: 1

      That is because you don't have as many niggers

      Yes we do. But we're nice to them.

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    11. Re:its obvious by Ciel · · Score: 1

      Well, regardless of whether it has or not, one thing is certain: it won't be passed on to Canada. ;)

    12. Re:its obvious by MattMan741 · · Score: 1

      uh huh. And the americans show their education by allowing their freedoms and social liberties taken away from them by the very people who provoked (unintentional) attack by carrying out economic and strategic driven foreign policy rather then using their power to be a force for peace. Noone hates us, most people love us, and we live relatively peaceful lives. I guess your right, we're just a bunch of uneducated boobs for not going after what really matters, money and conquest.

    13. Re:its obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You truely believe that? How utterly pathetic.

    14. Re:its obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet that pisses of the native indians who you treat like shit.

    15. Re:its obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Canadians are also better educated than Yanks. Go figure."

      But of course. Its not like they [Canadians] paid their fair-share in defense of their country throughout the Cold War since they knew their southern "cousins" would bail them out at the first sight of Soviet aggression. The same goes for Western Europe. Its not a giant mystery why these nations were able to pay for their citizens to have generous health care and educational benefits throughout that time period (and now) because they didn't spend real money to defend themselves. The EU even admitted that over two years ago when they were conspiring to set up a central defense authority and found that EU member "states" spent too little on procurement that the trading block couldn't come close to projecting forces like the US.

      The only EU power (and I don't like associating them with the EU) that is capable of projecting any force is the U.K. France can't even get an attack on a Greenpeace boat done right. And the Germans can't seem to do anything but fire missiles (mistakenly) at Chinese embassies in places like Serbia and then hide behind the U.S. and not even admit they did it!

    16. Re:its obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      --Canadians are also better educated than Yanks. Go figure.--

      My eye! They still haven't figured out that Canada is the largest state in the union.

    17. Re:its obvious by GimmeFuel · · Score: 1

      Canada also is a lot colder than the U.S. Obviously, cold weather reduces crime. I'm going to write my senator right now and ask him to block out the sun in order to prevent crime. It's for the children!

    18. Re:its obvious by thrash242 · · Score: 1

      I, as an American, admit that our major brands of beer suck. I am quite fond of Canadian beer, particularly the stuff from Unibroue in Quebec. Maudite, La Fin Du Monde, and all that good stuff.

      We do have good beer, but it's not the Budweisers, Millers, Coors, etc.

    19. Re:its obvious by Blastrogath · · Score: 1

      > Also having a much lower population density. Actually, this is misleading. It's not like we Canadians are spread out evenly across the whole area of our country. What you need to know is the ratio of rural to urban population, not the population density of the nation as a whole.

      --
      "The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men." -Plato
    20. Re:its obvious by funkydom · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Again, the niggers. And if it weren't for American medicine, you would be trying to heal each other with maple leaves and living in igloos. Eat shit you fucking communist.

      Yes ladies and gents, this guy lives in the most "advanced" and "powerful" country in the world... The country where all they seem to know about the rest of the world is stereotypes they learn from their TV shows and Hollywood films.
      The country that brands any other country that doesn't share its views or have an individualist capiltalist society exactly the same as it has "communist".

      Wouldn't be so frustrating for the rest of us if these pig ignorant people weren't pilfering away a quarter of the world's resources while they sit scratching their fat asses watching Friends and wallowing in their self important air of smugness.

    21. Re:its obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, Canada is a nation full of cowards, from top to bottom. There are some decent ones in the western part of the country, just not as far west as Berkeley North...I mean, Vancouver.

      And alas, it's true about the Stanley Cup, I'm afraid.

    22. Re:its obvious by The+Conductor · · Score: 1
      Close but not quite. It is not so much population density as much as it is population mobility. The lowest crime rates are in economically static places like eastern Ohio and the highest are in tourist commuinities like coastal Florida (where people are always moving in & out). Small towns have low population mobility because most of the people have strong roots to that particular place; everyone else has already left for economic opportunity.

      To understand what crime rates are and why they vary from place to place, from someone who is not pushing a political agenda, get a copy of Places Rated. (Includes Canada!)

      At the risk of inciting a flame war, I mention my hypothesis that language barriers in Europe, because they reduce population mobility, are a major reason crime rates are lower there, and one of the downsides of the unified currency will be increased population mobility and rates of crime. Canada's dollar, however, floats relative to the US dollar so when Canada's economy slows down the whole economy can adjust its prices downward (when the exchange rate drops) instead of having people migrate to the US for jobs (or vice versa). Hence lower population mobility and therefore lower crime.

    23. Re:its obvious by Orion2 · · Score: 1

      I happen to live in Switzerland, where about 20% of the settled population own a foreign passport (convert that number to the US!). Roughly half of the criminals convicted in crimes such as murder, rape and theft and so on, are of foreign nationality though. Almost all of them speak a differnt language then the one spoken where they commited the crime. I rather believe that not speaking the local language helps, among other things, to become isolated in your social relationships which again helps in turning into a criminal. Why did places like "Chinatown", "Little Italy" and so on form in the US? It helped the people over getting used to a new country.

    24. Re:its obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't be so frustrating for the rest of us if these pig ignorant people weren't pilfering away a quarter of the world's resources while they sit scratching their fat asses watching Friends and wallowing in their self important air of smugness.

      If you want those resources, come and take them. Oh wait, not only do we have the greatest army in the world, but we've got a bunch of guns and people who know how to use them!

    25. Re:its obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last time I checked, Europeans actualy did the discoveries that saved the more lifes. May be you are refering to useless medecine like the one who help you erecting in front of your American woman. ;)

    26. Re:its obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow, you might have made a nice point if you didn't follow it up with the exact same attack you were trying to make a point against...

  230. You shouldn't play around when it comes to defense by vudufixit · · Score: 1

    Trust me, don't get caught up in the creativity of what is a very serious task - keeping bad guys away from your home. Good lighting, unobstructed fields of view, an alarm system, and excellent locks are a good start. An awareness mindset it important, too. Last but not least, consider exercising your second amendment rights. Move to a state like Vermont that not only has low crime, but has very reasonable gun control - ie essentially none. Buy a handgun, carry openly or concealed, and leave it in a gunsafe near the bed. This is asymmetric warfare - don't try to repel criminal invaders with a "fake holographic Yeti" they'll just simply laugh, take your possessions (and possibly your life) and then leave.

  231. Cheap, effective, easy, and highly technical. by clotito · · Score: 1

    Okay, so to bring the discussion back to things that are non-lethal but still effective, I recommend this: Take that existing motion detecting light, attach it to a timer so that it goes on after dark, then put the highest powered strobe light (entire fixture in a bulb, they do exist) into that sucker. If you do this, not only will it be effective, but you can laugh at the intruder as he or she stumbles about trying to get out of the driveway without falling down. Also, the light will attract tons of attention as well as disorienting the would be thief so much that they can't break into anything let alone walk straight. Make sure to include no tresspassing signs to cover yourself legally, and of course an overide switch inside.

  232. Simple Home Defense by TPoise · · Score: 1

    You can have all the cameras and motion sensors in the world, thats still not going to physically stop an intruder.

    Home Defense comes down to the basics:

    1. Your home is your "castle", defend it at all costs. Most states have a "castle doctrine", meaning that while you can't blast somebody away on the streets, you can in your home (legally) in a last ditch effort to prevent an intrusion. Of course this varies by state.

    2. With the Assault Weapons Ban expiring on Monday, I suggest going out and buying up a few M-16s and other large capacity handguns. Don't forget a few thousand rounds of ammo. Place these weapons strategically throughout your house (you may be cooking in the kitchen when somebody breaks in).

    3. Take training courses on how to use those weapons.

    4. For goodness' sakes don't keep those weapons UNLOADED or with LOCKS. Theres nothing worse than having a non-functional gun.

    5. Apply for a concealed-carry license (depending on your state of course).

    6. Carry atleast one full size weapon along with 2 extra magazines.

    7. Live a life of avoidance, deterrance, and de-escalation.

    Disclaimer: IANAL, YMMV, caveat emptor, boni anima teuri amen, and all that.

  233. A `geek` deterrent would have helped this guy... by stimpleton · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Its the Japanese student incident. Pity this home owner didnt have a hologram wookie...

    "A Japanese exchange student, Yoshihiro Hattori, was searching for a party he had been invited to. Thinking he had found the house in which the social would take place, Yoshihiro knocked on the door. Not knowing that they had the wrong house Yoshihiro and his companion startled the proprietor. After having the front door shut in their face the two boys began walking back to Yoshihiro's car. Yoshihiro Hattori and his friend, Webb Haymaker, then turned back towards the house upon hearing the carport door open behind them. Instead of seeing the party's host, these two boys were greeted by a " 'Freeze' " and a .44 Magnum-carrying Rodney Peairs. Yoshihiro, thinking he had found the party after all, stepped towards Mr. Peairs and said, " 'We're here for the party' ". Webb Haymaker then found himself standing over his dying friend, Yoshihiro Hattore, a victim of unintentional homicide." Baton Rouge, Lousiana--October 17, 1992--8:30 P.M

    --

    In post Patriot Act America, the library books scan you.
  234. you have to catch them first to shoot, try x10 by johnpaul191 · · Score: 1

    you can have the coolest gun out there, but waking up to a broken window and stolen stereo means theya re long gone.

    my car has a factory alarm that's not the best, but even when some knucklehead sets it off and i wake up, run to the window i never see anything. i usually throw on my boots and run outside an am yet to catch someone. even if i am in deep sleep, my dog knows it's trouble and barks the instant the car alarm goes off. my point being that even if i had a gun ready to go, i would not have anyone to shoot. that is of course ignoring the legality of running into a city street with a gun shooting someone for stealing a crappy car stereo or a car with 170,000 miles on it.

    also the post was about their mom..... if they don't live at home then them owning a gun won't help out mom.

    x10.com has some DIY home security stuff. you can do things like have a motion detector trigger an alarm or turn on a light in the house. lots of people have motion detector floodlamps outside but if a motion detector triggers a lamp inside somewhere they might think it's an awake person in the house. they also have a fake dog barking device that can be triggered with motion detectors. they may sound fake right in front of them, but from outside it sounds like a dog, and it also will alert anyone home that something might require a peek. if you run the X10 software with the cameras you can also capture the images when the camera detects motion in the driveway. they are not the highest quality images, but the cameras are cheap and wireless. you can even have them posted to a website so you can check on her house for her.

    we had motion detector set up so a lil 5 watt bulb came on inside when someone crossed onto our porch...... not security as much as knowing the mail/UPS/FedEx people were there leaving us treats.

  235. Confucius say... by Julian+Morrison · · Score: 1

    "Deterrence not backed by force only work until smart crook see bug fly through middle of hologram."

    If you aren't prepared to injure or capture them, if you can't acquire the assistance of anybody who is, if your alarm goes off and nobody cares, then you're fucked whichever way.

    Crime is force. Only force stops crime.

  236. I have first-hand experience by kai.chan · · Score: 1

    This topic is a perfect place to talk about my self-made security system. It is not very high-tech, but it doesn't require any money. All it needs is a little thought and innovation -- only people like us can concoct something similar.

    I've been living by myself in a big house for a while, and it is a little scary to think that my house will get broken into and/or that I will be killed during my sleep. If I am going to die, I want to see who my killer was, and how I die.

    So, what do I have to protect myself? Well, I have some martial arts training, and I always have two 24 inch sticks near my bed-side. At night, in small areas, being able to use a stick effectively will give me a higher chance of survival even if the burglar has a gun. Now, you might ask how I am able to wake myself up when someone breaks in? Here is what I do:

    First thing to remember is that the more deterent there exists, the less likely your house will be targetted. On the doors, place a chair at a angle and wedge the shoulder-rest of the chair against the door nob. The first reason to jam the door with a chair is to make it act as a deterent. The second reason is that it will make loud noises as the door as opened. As the door is forced to open, the chair starts skidding, and there will be a point where the chair completely falls to the ground. The sound has two functions, it is to scare off some burglars, and it serves to wake you up at night. When you are awake and you hear a loud sound coming from the front or back door, it is time to call police or you can hide and hit the burglar before he hits you.

    There are many other ways to protect yourself. You just have to think about how to make intruders produce more sound to scare them off and wake you up.

  237. WTF??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would someone please mod down this dupe-posting fucking karma whore?

  238. Under no circumstances listen to rtilghman. by Nonesuch · · Score: 1
    rtilghman writes:
    Under no circumstances get a gun. It is a stupid precaution that only serves to increase your risk substantially. Killing someone is a tough thing, and your more likely to get shot with your own weapon (or get sued by someone you shoot) than you are to successfully defend your home.
    Why must you spread propaganda and lies?

    You are not more likely to get shot with your own weapon (unless you count suicides) than to successfully defend your home. Statisically, the most likely outcome is that grandma never has to use the weapon in self-defense, dies peacefully in her sleep a couple of years later, and wills the shotgun to a grateful heir.

    1. Motion sensing lights at proper heights placed for full coverage of important areas.
    Motion sensing lights -- the only good suggestion in the bunch.

    2. Motion detector webcam with pre-programmed scanning capabilities (the wireless Toshiba unit is superb http://www.toshiba.com/taisisd/netcam/index.htm)
    An 802.11 webcam? WTF?
    While this is a good geek answer, a webcam is not good security. It is possible to set up good video surveillance with recording, but this is not the way to do so.

    3. Alarm system securing all major entranced points, and if you can afford it all the screens as well
    Forget this. Get a real professionally installed monitored alarm system, with active+passive motion sensing and zoned sensors. If there are areas of the house which grandma never uses, she can enable not only the perimeter sensor, but also the motion sensor inside that zone.

    Because it's all about keeping grandma safe and alive, not keeping her geek grandson busy spying on grandma with a Toshiba webcam.

    1. Re:Under no circumstances listen to rtilghman. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You are not more likely to get shot with your own weapon (unless you count suicides) than to successfully defend your home. Statisically, the most likely outcome is that grandma never has to use the weapon in self-defense, dies peacefully in her sleep a couple of years later, and wills the shotgun to a grateful heir."

      Because all 80-something grandmothers automatically know how/are able to use a shotgun.

      Seems to me that everyone who espouses gun-ownership for security is a dumbass who doesn't have the balls to use a gun anyway.
      I live in a small (~300) farming town. Almost every house has at least 2 shotguns for hunting, but if someone were to break into our houses, we'd pull knifes.
      Have you ever tried to sneak up on someone with a shotgun? They're unwieldy unless you've handled them from a young age. A nice bowie knife does a much better job, because you can sneak up on an intruder without being given away as you chamber a round.
      Dumbass

    2. Re:Under no circumstances listen to rtilghman. by rtilghman · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Its not propaganda and lies, unless you happen to be a member of the NRA (in which case any argument that doesn't put an automatic weapon in the hands of a fourteen year old is a lie).

      I come from a family who has a long history of hunting and gun ownership (mostly shotguns and duck hunting). I will state emphatically that owning a gun is just a pointless danger, and is utterly unnecessary if you take the proper precautions I otherwise indicated.

      Even if you don't buy the danger of having a gun present in a situation (it is a danger, but your entitlted to your opinion) you WILL be sued for damages if you shoot a trespasser in almost any state except Texas. In that case your brash gun ownership results in someone gaining the ability to sue you for your home instead of robbing something from it.

      Of course maybe you live in South Central LA or something, in which case I would suggest a final step... MOVE TO A NEIGHBORHOOD THAT DOESN'T HAVE PEOPLE WITH GUNS WHO WANT TO KILL AND ROB YOU.

      At the end of the day I own nothing that is even fractionally as valuable as me and mine, and I don't have any interest in buying a weapon that could pose even a minimal risk to them (accidental firing, intruder use, whatever). And before you evem talk about gun locks don't make me laugh. Almost every person who owns a gun that I've seen doesn't even USE a gun lock, despite what the NRA might argue to the contrary.


      An 802.11 webcam? WTF?
      While this is a good geek answer, a webcam is not good security. It is possible to set up good video surveillance with recording, but this is not the way to do so.


      I pointed to that webcam because it was cheap. If you can afford a CCD system by all means, install one on your property and disclose its presence. As for your comments they only show your ignorance. The purpose of a CCD or camera system is as a deterant... numerous safety studies have clearly shown that a perpetrator is substantially less likely to target a residence or property that is monitored. The reasons are obvious... if the systems presence is diclosed they know the house:

      1. is monitored

      2. has occupants who take security seriously

      Forget this. Get a real professionally installed monitored alarm system, with active+passive motion sensing and zoned sensors. If there are areas of the house which grandma never uses, she can enable not only the perimeter sensor, but also the motion sensor inside that zone.


      Ah, I see, so if you can't afford a $10,000 wired multi-zoned system with 24x7 monitoring (all decent alarm systems have 24x7 monitoring, so I don't know WTF you were accusing my proposal of with that) you should just throw up your hands and open the door?

      Your comments are ludicrous, your opinions asinine, and that last one just proves it. Most people don't have $15,000 to drop on home security or live ina fortress champ, but thanks for making obscene rcommendations that the OP obviously couldnt afford.

      -rt
    3. Re:Under no circumstances listen to rtilghman. by BgJonson79 · · Score: 1

      Do you have links to the sources of your claims, like:

      1. ([I]n which case any argument that doesn't put an automatic weapon in the hands of a fourteen year old is a lie).

      2. I will state emphatically that owning a gun is just a pointless danger, and is utterly unnecessary if you take the proper precautions I otherwise indicated.

      3. Even if you don't buy the danger of having a gun present in a situation (it is a danger, but your entitlted to your opinion) you WILL be sued for damages if you shoot a trespasser in almost any state except Texas. In that case your brash gun ownership results in someone gaining the ability to sue you for your home instead of robbing something from it.

      4. If someone lives in South-Central LA, why should the law-abiding have to run away from the criminals?

      5. At the end of the day I own nothing that is even fractionally as valuable as me and mine, and I don't have any interest in buying a weapon that could pose even a minimal risk to them (accidental firing, intruder use, whatever). And before you evem talk about gun locks don't make me laugh. Almost every person who owns a gun that I've seen doesn't even USE a gun lock, despite what the NRA might argue to the contrary. (Note: the NRA courses that I've taken actively encourage the use of locks and safes.)

      I'd also encourage you to add the, "This is a gun free home" sign to your lawn because, after all, guns only cause crime.

      --

      There are four boxes used in defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo. Use in that order.

  239. Flamethrower conversion of sprinker system by freelunch · · Score: 1

    Buy your Mom an in-ground sprinker system and convert it spray propane.

    Don't forget to connect it to the motion detector.

    1. Re:Flamethrower conversion of sprinker system by TykeClone · · Score: 1

      Shooting an intruder would be more humane.

      --
      A fine is a tax you pay for doing wrong and a tax is a fine you pay for doing all right.
    2. Re:Flamethrower conversion of sprinker system by laiquendi · · Score: 1

      but less fun.

    3. Re:Flamethrower conversion of sprinker system by TykeClone · · Score: 1

      But would it be more fun than releasing the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths, that shoot bees at you when they bark?

      --
      A fine is a tax you pay for doing wrong and a tax is a fine you pay for doing all right.
  240. HUGE disclaimer needed here... by SuperBanana · · Score: 1
    If you don't have any pets, consider getting a dog.

    Be -extremely- careful here. Encouraging any type of violent behavior in a companion animal is likely to get you in serious shit with your neighbors, family, friends- maybe even your town. People you know will simply stop coming if they find your dog too dangerous or threatening, especially if they have children. If neighbors complain, you could find the SPCA or local dog officer investigating you.

    If your dog attacks anyone, fully expect a lawsuit, and fully expect to loose it. More and more dog attacks are occurring, and the public's pretty pissed off- if it ever went to a jury, you'd almost certainly loose everything you owned. In Boston, for example, we've had several -fatal- dog attacks over the last year or two, ranging from a 14 year old girl to a full grown woman whose dog attacked her throat and crushed it. Dogs are killing machines- NEVER forget that.

    If -you- have any small children, you're pretty much guaranteeing an dog attack if the dog isn't very patient or you've encouraged any aggressive behavior; older dogs are VERY poor choices unless they're the super-friendly breeds and quiet; older dogs have little patience/tolerance for pain, and just like people can go bonkers- such as not recognizing family members anymore. Ask a trainer to evaluate a dog before you consider bringing it into your home, or learn how to do "the tests". PBS's "Uncle Matty" show is full of good information, and one of his shows is about evaluating puppies to make sure they're kid proof/friendly.

    At the very least, select a breed which is faultlessly obedient (Airedales for example, while very friendly and loving, are almost cat-like in terms of obeying commands- they do it when it suits them) and go through obedience school with the dog. The dog should stop dead in its tracks and follow any command from any family member.

    1. Re:HUGE disclaimer needed here... by Canberra+Bob · · Score: 1

      "Dogs are killing machines- NEVER forget that"

      No, a gun is a killing machine. Dogs were bred for many purposes, only fighting dogs (eg Pitt Bull Terriers) were bred for their killing prowess. A dog is no more a killing machine than a human is. Both will use whatever tools they have at their disposal if they deem they require it (a human will use a gun, a knife, a dog uses its teeth). So you have had several fatal dog attacks in Boston - out of a dog population of what? How many homocides have you had in the same time period? I will go out on a limb here and suggest you are more likely to be killed (per population) by a human than by a dog.

      "If -you- have any small children, you're pretty much guaranteeing an dog attack if the dog isn't very patient or you've encouraged any aggressive behavior"

      You are not guaranteeing anything. It all comes down to how much you socialised the dog when it was a puppy.

      "such as not recognizing family members anymore"

      Pardon? I have NEVER come across a dog that has forgotten a family member, even after months or even years of the family member living elsewhere. No matter how old or what temperament.

      "go through obedience school with the dog"

      Couldnt agree more. Besides the dog getting trained, you learn a lot about your dog that you wouldnt otherwise.

  241. Rifles, shotguns, pistols, etc. for home defense. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I tend to agree with you but how is a rifle which fires a more powerfull cartredge offer a greater opportunity not to kill?

    Compared to a shotgun? It's the difference between one small hole and a saucer-sized circle of nine big ones (or one saucer-sized hole, depending on the shotgun load).

    But it is hard to generalize, since rifles and their ammunition come in a wide variety of calibers, energies, and bullet expansion characteriesics. Just remember that the shotgun shoots more bullets at once, propelling them with more total powder, to get the general idea. One shotgun blast is like emptying the magazine of a rifle.

    Downside to both rifles and shotguns: They're long (even the "short" ones). If the bad guy gets within arms-reach (which he can do from across the room in under a second) he can get behind the muzzle and you're toast. A pistol MIGHT be usable even while he's wrestling with you or knifing you.

    That time issue, though, is why, as part of your training, you learn a two-sided coin:

    Heads: You NEVER point a gun at anything you aren't willing to destroy.

    Tails: If you are pointing a gun at the bad guy, you ALREADY DECIDED that you're justified if you use it and you're going to pull the trigger if he makes ONE MORE MOVE toward you.

    Once the gun is pointed you don't have time to wrestle with your conscience if it turns out you have to use it. So get that over with (and the safety off) BEFORE you point it.

    Don't try to wing him, either. Not only is it a bad idea self-defense wise (it's hard enough hitting him near the center of the torso in a stressful situation), it's also evidence that you didn't think deadly force was necessary (so why did you use it?) This can turn a justifiable homicide into assault with a deadly weapon once it gets to court.

    Either you fear for life-and-limb (of yourself or someone properly under your protection, like a family member or guest) or you don't. If you do, you are justified in using deadly force - and the bad guy gets to take his chances (about one in four) of dying as a result of his criminal decisions. If you don't, you're not justified in shooting, or pointing, at all. (At least in most jurisdictions. Some, like Texas, let you defend your home, car, etc. Others still have a "fleeing felon" rule - or a judicial interpretation (Oregon) that you might fear the crook is running out to his car to get some firepower or reenforcements. Still others (like MA) require you to flee if you physically can, even at home, abandoning the baby and risking a shot in the back.)

    For myself:

    Home defense at the townhouse: 12 guage shotgun with #40 birdshot. Quite as effective as 00 buck at in-house distances, but passing through a copule layers of drywall will slow it down enough that it won't kill the neighbors.

    Ditto at the country house: 12 guage w/00 buck. (Closest houses are over 1/10th mile away and the siding is wood over wood, shots where a good guy is behind the bad guy and an interior wall virtually impossible.)

    Personal carry: 38 special airweight for cities, 45 ACP backup for country hikes (where I might have to deal with a coyote, mountain lion, bobcat, or bear). Will probably switch to 357 magnum now that NV alows more than two on the license, since slide-actions are more often problematic in a pinch. Both only where it's legal, of course. (I.e. in NV but not CA.)

    And of course the personal carry pistol can be used for home defense if you happen to have it handy - like when you've just arrived, are unloading the luggage, and haven't pulled the shotgun out of the safe yet. A likely time for a bad guy to come at you, when things are open and you're distracted.

    --
    Bantam Dominique roosters crow a four-note song. Once you've heard it as "Happy BIRTHday" you can't NOT hear it that way
  242. doesn't quite follow "don't hurt anyone" by bmwm3nut · · Score: 1

    i know you said you don't want to hurt anyone, but i figure if they're in your house, they have no rights (and luckily the state of colorado agrees with me). anyway, when i was little i saw one of the death wish movies on tv. one thing charles bronsen did was put a board with nails sticking out underneath the windows. i really like that idea and have done that by my basement windows which are the ones someone would use to break in. they're covered by some paper so you really can't see them. i'm sure jumping in the basement and landing on them would deter someone from continuing their planned robbery due to massive bleeding.

  243. Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Build an electronic system of traps you control with a old genesis controler, like in Night Trap.

  244. another solution by rhettoric · · Score: 1

    Don't have anything worth stealing.

    My family was pretty cheap growing up. early in my life I learned never to throw anything away. I remember we had this horrible small television which I inherited when my parents bought one that actually worked. Every 5 minutes the picture would fuzz out, and require me to jump off from my bunkbed to slam it on top. I didn't complain because, hey, it was a tv and getting rid of it was out of the question.

    So one day we get robbed, but the thieves didn't take the working larger television (too heavy to move easily), but they did take the POS. Sure it sucked to have our home invaded, but I was relieved to be rid of that crappy tv.

    If I was really lucky the thief gave it to his significant other who would then think he/she was a total moron for paying for something that was defective.

    You could extend this theory to all manner of products...bad cars are extremely inexpensive to purchase and every trip is an adventure (what will I find beneath it today? will I actually get to work? stay tuned!)...or purchase extremely old technology. What thief in their right mind would steal a sega master system? a betamax? a commodore 64?

    As long as you don't care about having useful/enjoyable equipment this plan is perfect!

  245. Err... this is /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...You should have a home defence robot.

  246. Home defense by manickZe · · Score: 1
    Well doesn't seem to be too many geeks posting today as most people are doing home defence "redneck american" style. I wonder when you gun toting fools will be making pre-emptive strikes into the projects?

    Didn't think so.

    The best home defense I ever had was living in port moresby, as an expat in one of the most corrupt criminal cities of the world you begin to learn what protects you the best.

    Probably the best defense is to plan your house before you build one, but since most people don't have the luxury...Thorny plants under windows. Steel reinforced doors and door frames, roller shutter security windows, not flaunting your techstuff so all can see, getting to know your neighbours, proper locks on reinforced windows, even security grills on windows, protecting access to any roofspace (easiest way to get into any house),a motion detecting lighting system, a good security contract and alarm system (short response time), a conveniently placed baseball bat, extensive home and contents insurance and last of all, a barking dog (not a pitbull or doberman etc. - which are just as dangerous as guns).

  247. What good is an unloaded gun? by gordonb · · Score: 1

    I mean really. All my guns (Browning BDA, H&K P2000, and Colt M4) are loaded and ready to go. My kids and wife are checked out and happen to be better shots than old astigmatic me. We go out and shoot at the range periodically.

    I have taught them the same thing my father taught me - all guns are loaded! Never assume or think a gun is safe until you break it, remove the clip, or eject the round, etc. yourself. There are no unsafe guns, only unsafe users. (Insert computer reference here.)

    So, again, what good is an unloaded, locked up gun when it comes to home defense?

    1. Re:What good is an unloaded gun? by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      So, again, what good is an unloaded, locked up gun when it comes to home defense? Well, it's virtually useless for home defense. But it's pretty good for pistol whipping NRA members.

    2. Re:What good is an unloaded gun? by Hast · · Score: 1

      Seriously, it's things like this that make me happy I don't live in the US. (Yeah, that comment was on the flame-bait side, I know...)

      When I was in the service here in Sweden we were taught NEVER to have a bullet in the chamber unless you intend to shoot someone. Cocking the gun was actually the step after pointing it at someone, usually the first would be sufficient as a deterrent in a bad situation.

      We were only allowed to have live rounds in special situations, mainly to ensure that stupid mistakes don't happen. (We actually had one guy fired off a blank round by mistake.) Stupid mistakes and assult rifles tend to kill people.

      Having a mag/speedloader ready for your gun could be good. But I think you should contemplate that the risk is higher of an unaurthorized person (such as your kid, or neighbours kid) using the gun than that you need to use it to protect yourself.

      And seriously I don't think having kids shoot is too good of an idea all the time. I know that I got used to being around guns and had a lot less respect for them by the time I had hauled around one for a year than in the beginning. Personally I think that if more people were scared shitless by guns there would be less people injured or killed by guns.

    3. Re:What good is an unloaded gun? by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      So shoot me. Tell me, with a handle like "Agent Smith", do you fantasise about being a movie action hero whilst fondling your gun?

    4. Re:What good is an unloaded gun? by gordonb · · Score: 1

      Actually, you are right. The guns are loaded, but no round is chambered, as I was also taught. But, pull back the slide and the gun is ready.

  248. Michael Moore also... by zogger · · Score: 1

    ...travels with multiple very large professional bodyguards. My guess is they are also armed most of the time. He's similar to those anti gun politicians who have carry permits and bodyguards, in short, a bit of a hypocrite.

    He also only covered at best 2-3% of the 9-11 situation, BTW, in his movie.

    Anyway, speaking as someone who has had need of armed response in the past, two points, 1-don't care-the world don't care I mean- how leet you are or think you are or where you live,inside or outside the USA, you *ain't psychic enough to know when bad stuff is gonna be in your face* and 2- better to have it and not need it, then need it and not have it. Goes along with number 1.

    1. Re:Michael Moore also... by winwar · · Score: 1

      You know, I don't think Michael Moore opposes firearm ownership.

      He is a member of the NRA.

      "He also only covered at best 2-3% of the 9-11 situation, BTW, in his movie."

      Newsflash. Movies are not "real", not even documentaries. They all have biases (ommissions, points of view, inaccuracies, etc.)

    2. Re:Michael Moore also... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      He also only covered at best 2-3% of the 9-11 situation, BTW, in his movie.

      Of course. Most of the background is still classified. Duh.

    3. Re:Michael Moore also... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Newsflash. Movies are not "real", not even documentaries. They all have biases (ommissions, points of view, inaccuracies, etc.)

      You seem to be laboring under the misconception that Fahrenheit 911 was a documentary.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    4. Re:Michael Moore also... by winwar · · Score: 1

      Huh? Whether or not it was a documentary is irrelevant. I thought I made that clear. I guess not.

      In any case, it seems to be listed as a documentary. Seems to fit the dictionary definition. YMMV.

    5. Re:Michael Moore also... by dukeisgod · · Score: 1

      Rosie O'Donnel case in point. She has been very vocal against gun ownership, yet she employs multiple armed guards. If I had several armed guards watching my back, I wouldn't have much use for my concealed carry permit.

  249. I already used my allowance of 'wrong' today by Glonoinha · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Sorry, I was wrong earlier today, used up my allowance of 'wrong' so I'm just gonna have to be right on this one. I'm sure you understand.

    Texas Penal Code Chapter 9 Subchapter D Subsection 9.42 says (and I'm quoting) : Aww hell, read it yourself. Scroll about 3/4 the way down, look for '9.42. Deadly force to protect property.'

    Long story short, it's not a myth. Fun fact - it doesn't even have to be your property. Watch a purse snatcher take a random woman's purse, if she screams for your help you are legally authorized to shoot him to death and recover her purse. Check out PC 9.43, sub 2A (also in that link.)

    You would be awed by the different circumstances under which you are legally allowed to kill a man in Texas. Your life is going to suck for a while if you do, and you may need to retain a lawyer - but when push comes to shove if you were acting in good faith, have a clean record, and were protecting yourself, your family, or your personal property you will get away with it.

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    Glonoinha the MebiByte Slayer
    1. Re:I already used my allowance of 'wrong' today by winwar · · Score: 1

      "but when push comes to shove if you were acting in good faith, have a clean record, and were protecting yourself, your family, or your personal property you will get away with it."

      Well, you MAY get away with it. There are a number of reasonable qualifiers in that Penal Code.

      I certainly wouldn't want my life to suck badly over a mere property crime covered by insurance. Being charged with murder, paying an attorney, lots of publicity, possible civil suit by the dead persons family.... No thanks.

      But go ahead and let us know how it turns out :)

    2. Re:I already used my allowance of 'wrong' today by Glonoinha · · Score: 1

      Yea well ... I talk a lot of smack but I'm not in Texas.
      But if I was I would put a serious dent in the garden gnome stealing business, I assure you of that.

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      Glonoinha the MebiByte Slayer
    3. Re:I already used my allowance of 'wrong' today by MoriarGryphon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ack. I admit being wrong. I never noticed that part of the penal code, it goes 100% against what they taught us in the CHL class. (And what the questions from the test, too.)

      However, keep in mind part 3, that the deadly force must be the completly last resort. If you think you can possibly tackle the guy without sustaining serious bodily injury/death, then you can't shoot him.

    4. Re:I already used my allowance of 'wrong' today by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Well, you MAY get away with it. There are a number of reasonable qualifiers in that Penal Code.

      Having been born and raised in TX, I can assure you that you WILL get away with it.

    5. Re:I already used my allowance of 'wrong' today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thats the most dangerous thing you can do.

      you keep your distance at all costs.

      never ever get phsyical contact with an agressor.

      a half second later and you could easily have a knife in your ribs.

  250. Circle of violence - or stream? by Degrees · · Score: 1
    Yeah, one of my better friends had a dad who was anti-gun. Then the burglar killed him in his own home. At least he saved his daughter from kidnap +

    Sad thing was, the police were pretty sure they knew who did it - they just didn't have the evidence. A several months later, the (suspected) same guy killed a shop clerk at a mini-mart, trying to rob the place. At least the second time around, they caught him, had witnesses, and he went to jail for 17 years. He should be out now - lets pray the prisons ministries got to him.

    I wouldn't have minded if the dad had killed the burglar during round one. But some people think resistance is wrong.

    --
    "The most sensible request of government we make is not, "Do something!" But "Quit it!"
  251. Large Dog and Shotgun. by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Then get some signs to the effect of beware of dog...

    That way when the alarms go off, so will the dog.

    ( the shotgun is in case they get past the dog and into the house... just the sound of a 12 guage chambering is enough to send most criminals scurrying for safety.. )

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    ---- Booth was a patriot ----
  252. as usual, one step left out by SuperBanana · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Nowhere in your article did I see:

    "Keep the gun in a location where it cannot be stolen and cannot be used by your 12 year old to shoot his best friend or himself in the face while playing with it". IE, in a gun safe, or with a trigger lock, etc.

    I used to drive by a billboard every day that had about 12 pictures of kids, all who shot themselves or were shot by a friend, playing with a parent's gun.

    1. Re:as usual, one step left out by renehollan · · Score: 1
      WELL, DUHHH!

      I didn't write that firearms were dangerous, either.

      --
      You could've hired me.
    2. Re:as usual, one step left out by bmo · · Score: 1

      One thing you left out: Thinking with emotion rather than with your brain.

      Keeping a gun "out of reach" does nothing for the underlying problem. That is, educating your kids about guns rather than hiding that information from them.

      Buy a gun. Learn how to shoot. Send your kid to shooting classes. Such things teach your kid about gun safety ESPECIALLY IF HE IS AT A FRIEND'S HOUSE. Let's say your kid's friend is named Timmy, for this gedankenexperiment. Keeping your child "sheltered" from the facts about firearms does nothing if Timmy's Dad has a Colt on the top shelf in the kitchen cabinet and Timmy says "Hey, look what I found".

      Then when your child grows up and learns to ski and wins the Biathlon, he can say he owes it all to you.

      --
      BMO

    3. Re:as usual, one step left out by Autonin · · Score: 1

      I usually try to mentally block out the billboards on my way into work - they're always selling something. If I wanted to buy it, I'd find out by myself. I don't need people mucking up what little view is left.

      Oh yeah, guns... right...

      It was just said by BMO - sheltering your child only renders them powerless to act in important situations - indeed it keeps them from recognizing the seriousness of events.

      Knowledge is power - learn all you can, and teach your kids all you can. You can give them knowledge about something and keep it separate from morality of whether doing that sort of thing is a good idea or not.

      Classic example: Talk to your kids about what drugs are, how they are used, and what effects they provide. Tell them that using them is bad. You don't have to give a class on how to freebase coke, but arm them with enough information so that they will recognize it when they see it - if for nothing else than they can know to GET OUT!

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      -AutoNiN
    4. Re:as usual, one step left out by gears5665 · · Score: 1

      In Biology, we call this natural selection.

    5. Re:as usual, one step left out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with you on education, but think about it this way.

      Millions of children have been educated about the dangers of drugs/alcohol/smoking/unprotected sex/etc. and they continue to do all of these things, often partly because they were told not to. One of the basic tenents of being a teenager in the US is the feeling of immortality, that nothing bad really happens. They may see carrying a gun as feeling empowering, without ever actually realizing (in any meaningful way) that the thing can kill people. They also like to be rebellious and do forbidden things.

      So, train your kids about firearms, take them to the firing range to learn to use them, and keep the guns locked up where they can't get at them.

    6. Re:as usual, one step left out by mccoma · · Score: 1
      I grew up in North Dakota around relative who had and used guns. Guns were "tools" for hunting and self defense (more later). I was taught about guns and the bad consequences. Unfortunately, many people who own guns take the "hide it" approach from their children instead of the educate and warn. Also, parents should get into the ritual of "remove ammo" before putting gun away.

      Also, you should have a clear plan of how you are going to deal with the intruder (get ammo, load gun, verify it is an intruder and not your kid coming in late, etc.). I agree with the other poster, the warning shot thing is only for movies. I guess you could get some rock salt shot.

      On self defense, sometimes in rural areas guns are still used for defense against animals, back in the 80's a cousin of mine encountered a pack of wild dogs (not wolf / coyotes - just dogs) when he was a quarter mile from his house. It seems it had become the habit of some people to drop off the dog outside town when it ceased to be a cute puppy. Well a pack of dogs will attack anything and decided my cousin was food. He had his shotgun with him and fired a shot into the pack and ran for it. When they got unstartled and pursued, he fired another shot (he did not have enough shots to kill all of them). He made it to his house, where his Dad helped him deal with the whole pack (gotta kill them when they get like that - can't re-domesticate them). I think they really wished they could have "dealt with" the twits that did that originally got the dogs.

    7. Re:as usual, one step left out by atriusofbricia · · Score: 1
      Weird, much earlier in this thread I replied to this same kind of advice.

      And to this I shall say more or less the same thing. A gun that is intended for home/self defense that is unloaded in a safe, with a trigger lock on it is useless for it's intended purpose. In my mind the proper thing to do is teach this 12 year old that this is not a toy, this is a deadly weapon. People sometimes think they won't understand, will ignore you, that kind of thing. I don't think so.

      When I was very young we had guns around the house. I was taught to respect their power and effects and to leave them alone unless they were desperately needed or we were practicing. The very idea of playing with real guns was and is unthinkable.

      It should also be noted that I was taught to respect guns. Not to fear them. Fear makes people to some crazy things.

      --
      I was raised on the command line, bitch

      "Nemo me impune lacesset"

    8. Re:as usual, one step left out by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      What part of ND? :)

      a pack of wild dogs

      Same thing happened in Fargo a couple of years ago...cops were called and the shot all of 'em.

    9. Re:as usual, one step left out by stephanruby · · Score: 1
      "I used to drive by a billboard every day that had about 12 pictures of kids, all who shot themselves or were shot by a friend, playing with a parent's gun."

      And what if you drove by a billboard every day that had about 12 pictures of kids that had been killed by coconuts that had fallen on their heads while they were at the beach. Would you be for coconut control?

      Really, let's get some perspective on this. Kids will die of car accidents, suicide attempts, playground accidents, accidental poisoning, and many other causes before there is ever a chance that they will die of gun shots. Our attempts at controlling those risks should be based on hard statistics, not what we see on billboards.

    10. Re:as usual, one step left out by mccoma · · Score: 1

      South of Bismarck (Salem area). I do wish people would remember that cute puppies grow into big dogs - sigh......

  253. Learn to use a sword by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, I would like someone to come into my house "unannounced". Get to try out my shinken nihonto (a multiple part high quality steel samurai katana made by a registered Japanese sword smith for those of you not in the "know") on them. Been practicing kendo for so long, I would enjoy to see some punk fool act up in my house with a little knife.

    Blood would get everywhere though and the wife just got done decorating the house with stuff from Europe. She may be unhappy with me afterwards.

  254. Re:Rifles, shotguns, pistols, etc. for home defens by renehollan · · Score: 1
    Heads: You NEVER point a gun at anything you aren't willing to destroy.

    Tails: If you are pointing a gun at the bad guy, you ALREADY DECIDED that you're justified if you use it and you're going to pull the trigger if he makes ONE MORE MOVE toward you

    Aye. Good advice that.

    I take issue with shooting to injure, though. If at all possible to disable without taking life, one should try. Though, there are few jurisdictions where you have the right to kill without a belief of an imminent threat to one's life. I always thought that was stupid because it forces one to use deadly force to save one's life, when near-lethal force might be sufficient.

    Strategically, it is unwise to not shoot to kill, but it is a rare individual who would would actually be eager to do so.

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    You could've hired me.
  255. Two solutions: by AmiNTT · · Score: 1
    The first one is simple:
    Everyone's favorite defence robot: Having ED209 wandering the front yard.

    The second one requires more serious effort. There are some excellent books available on the topic, including one by Home Mechanics on the topic of improving home security.

    While it is true that motion detector lights do not always keep the nasties away, then perhaps better detector placement, or an actual alarm system would be worth investigating.

  256. Re:What do you expect? by BobTheLawyer · · Score: 1

    Under English law you are entitled to defend your person and your property with force, provided the force you use is reasonable given the circumstances. Tony Martin's jury didn't think shooting an escaping burglar in the back was reasonable.

    Do you think the jury got it wrong, or do you think people should be entitled to use *unreasonable* force?

  257. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by Nept · · Score: 1

    he set out to defend his business, which he has every right to do

    This should be an inalienable right of anyone in society. The government exists to keep the peace, but every citizen should have the right to defend their lives and their livelihood.

    Society is best served by those who seek their own self-interest (in a legal manner) - this from Adam Smith on his discussion of "the Invisible Hand". It was in the shop-keeper's (and the interest of society in general) that the criminals were shot. It keeps the peace and discourages further crime.

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    "Teachers leave us kids alone ..." - Roger Waters, Pink Floyd
  258. bash.org by Chicks_Hate_Me · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of a good 'ol quote:

    reuben> somebody keeps jiggling the doorknob on my front door, then running away
    reuben> i don't know if i should call the police, or hook up some electricity to the doorknob
    cristobal> why don't you put ice on the stairs
    cristobal> and heat up the door knob
    cristobal> and swing paint buckets down from your two story foyer
    cristobal> then a few years later, fade from the public eye.....

  259. In the house vs. outside by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 2, Informative

    The classic example is the robber that enters, gets shot by the homeowner, and drags himself outside to die. If the guy dies in the house (or maybe just on the property) then it's clearly a case of defense. If he dies outside, it can be construed that he was fleeing. Big fat gray/grey area.

    No, that is not the classic example. Where the intruder dies is irrelevant, where he was shot is relevant. The classic example contrasts the robber being shot in the house vs. being **shot outside**. The difference is not legal vs. illegal, it is the presumption of imminent threat. In many states in the US, an intruder who is a stranger and who has forced his way into a home is presumed, by legal statute, to be a theat unless there is evidence to the contrary. Outside no such legal presumption exists and there will be more explaining to do by the homeowner.

    1. Re:In the house vs. outside by Autonin · · Score: 1

      ...be a theat unless there is evidence to the contrary

      So if I break in with a Barney suit on, it's okay?

      :)

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      -AutoNiN
    2. Re:In the house vs. outside by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 1

      If you do, I've got a machete waiting just for you.

      Barney.... *shudder*

    3. Re:In the house vs. outside by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So if I break in with a Barney suit on, it's okay?

      You have no idea how dangerous that would be. I'm sure you've seen the human silhouette target used for law enforcement training. One day officers busted up laughing, amazingly there were no accidental discharges, when one guy hung up a purple Barney silhouette target. Those targets were pretty popular for a while, especially with the officers who had young kids.

    4. Re:In the house vs. outside by UberPfloyd · · Score: 1

      My understanding is you should shoot the intruder in the front (as if being attacked) instead of in the back (fleeing). Not that most of this discussion helps Yo Maing.

    5. Re:In the house vs. outside by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One day a friend and I were at the range, shooting the shit out of our Barney targets (acquired from a cop friend) when the guy at the next station asked us if we could please switch targets. Seems his poor little 4 yr old son was in tears because we were shooting Barney.

      So, being sensitive caring people and all, we got out our shotguns and finished Barney off right!

    6. Re:In the house vs. outside by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Further proof that gun nuts are assholes. Go play russian roulette with an ak-47, asshole.

  260. very easy to do, by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Put a sign in your window that says:
    All intruders will be forced to intall Linux Slackware 1.0.... on a laptop.

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  261. Re:Home defense? Easy. Mossberg 12 gauge 500A by SensitiveMale · · Score: 1

    ...except that the originals poster's mom's car was broken into, so not only would you have given the criminals a gun registered in your name, you break the law by having a concealed (and probably loaded) weapon.

    Whoops, criminals got a got illegally. Wow, never would have though that would have happened.

    The simple fact that someone can break into my house or car and maybe steal a weapon is not a reason not to have a weapon. In fact, that is more of a reason to have a weapon since someone will break into your house.

    I have a concealed gun permit and of course the pistol is loaded. A pistol isn't useful unless it is loaded.

  262. Vote Democrat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They'll put more money into social programs, which will lower the deserpation and poverty of these thieves and then they can have some hope of a good job and rasing a family - instead of getting fucked up the ass by bush. Flame away bitches.

    1. Re:Vote Democrat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Vote Republican so capital won't be confiscated in the form of over-taxation so people can invest and create jobs.

      Look up the concept of "velocity of money". It is a multiplier based on how many times money changes hand, i.e. I give you a dollar (1), you buy a candy bar (2), the store pays the light bill (3), the power company pays the worker (5), etc. Another way to look at it is how many times the same dollar is spent in a year.

      A taxed dollar has a multiplier of about 4 annually, a free-market dollar has a multiplier of about 12.

      That is why socialist programs will never do much for poor people. It essentially takes money out of the system by a factor of 2:1. This is why reducing taxes is so good for the economy.

    2. Re:Vote Democrat by VoidWraith · · Score: 0

      Except that with Bush, the rich people, who don't get taxed much, just keep all their money in the bank anyways.

    3. Re:Vote Democrat by Money+for+Nothin' · · Score: 0

      And what exactly happens when they "put it in the bank" as you claim? (which they generally do not, but let's say you are right)

      Banks loan that money out to people who need loans. That's how banks make a profit -- they receive interest on those loans they were able to make using money people have deposited with them.

      So, the money increases in velocity by sheer fact that the bank isn't going to sit on it either; they're going to make the money work for them.

      I said earlier that you were wrong though. Most wealthy people do not stuff their money into a bunch of savings accounts earning 0.30%-2.20% APY. Anybody with a clue (and say what you will about the rich, most rich people didn't get where they are by being *complete* morons, President Bush aside) invests that money in higher-returning ventures -- stocks or bonds are the typical example, but many play in real estate or foreign-exchange too. All of those have potentially higher returns than merely keeping money in a bank.

      Most of the middle-upper class of America (those in the 2nd quintile of income, roughly), for example, have too much personal liquid wealth from their jobs to save it in a bank, because the FDIC only insures up to $100,000 of savings; most middle-upper income folks have more than that to their names. After that $100k, you're on your own, and for most people in that class, losing their hard-earned wealth is not an option. So they invest in mutual funds or their own private portfolio of stocks instead, in hopes to earn a greater ROI than they would by letting it sit in a bank, since either way, their wealth isn't insured by the FDIC...

      But of course, you know all about rich people. They just put their money in the bank and let it do... nothing???... I'm no expert on what the rich do, but I know they don't let their money just sit and rot.

      Our economy depends on their re-investment, and so does their personal desire to make more money. The relationship works both for the economy as a whole and for those who invest in it. Welcome to Economics, champ. :-)

      Oh, and you might want to check your assumption that the rich aren't taxed very much (see "share of tax liability" for the highest quintile of Americans in individual income taxes. Note that these are percentages, and the value in that cell reads "78"...).

  263. One of many differences: War on drugs by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 4, Informative

    Sorry, accidentally posted anonymously.

    Asnwer this then: 1/5th the gun deaths in Canada compared to the US.

    One of many social factors: The US war on drugs. Many homicides are drug related, directly or indirectly.

    1. Re:One of many differences: War on drugs by SnapShot · · Score: 1

      One of many social factors: The US war on drugs. Many homicides are DRUG-WAR related, directly or indirectly.

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      Waltz, nymph, for quick jigs vex Bud.
    2. Re:One of many differences: War on drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Asnwer this then: 1/5th the gun deaths in Canada compared to the US."

      Show me the ethnic gang problem in Canada compared to here in the U.S. Michael Moore tried claiming in "Bowling for Columbine" that Canada had minorities just like the U.S. so the U.S. had no right to blame its violent gun crime rate on ethnic groups. Moore cited that Canada's population was made up of 13% minorities. Compare that to California (which has officially about 10 million more people than all of Canada) that has an official rate of 52% "minority" groups for its demographics. Moore's and "The Left's" statistics are flat out inaccurate because they exclude facts that expose their logical flaws.

      Moore also failed to mention that 12% of America's population commits 72% of its crime. Statistics and damned statistics.

    3. Re:One of many differences: War on drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention about one tenth the population...

    4. Re:One of many differences: War on drugs by thrash242 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is one reason why I think drugs should be legalized. Think about how much crime (and the load on police and prisons) would plummet if drugs were legalized. See Prohibition in the US. Drug prohibition causes more problems than it solves. All it does is criminalize people who use drugs and don't bother anyone. Most drug-related crime is caused by gangs killing each other for turf and junkies mugging people to get their fixes (I'm just guessing, I have no figures to back that up). If drugs were sold at legitimate stores, the prices would drop and noone would buy from gangs anymore. How many people buy cigarettes or booze from dealers in an alley? How many people steal to support their alcohol or tobacco habit? Not many in both cases, I bet. Except maybe in NY, where taxes are so high on cigarettes that they cost about $7 a pack, last I heard.

      I, for the record, do no drugs other than caffeine and very moderate alcohol. I'm actually personally against drug use, but I see that laws against it accomplish nothing. What you do with yourself is your own business unless you hurt someone else.

    5. Re:One of many differences: War on drugs by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 1

      To my great surprise my very conservative upright uptight no-nonsense disciplinarian 90-year old grandfather said pretty much the same thing. Shocked the hell out of all of us children of the 60s and 70s at Thanksgiving dinner. :-)

      Many republican friends have also generally said the same thing.

      I am confused as to why this is considered one of those political third rails. Well today that is, I can see why it was in the 60/70s, but after several decades we should know better. Maybe we need arbitration, if the far left will admit the war on poverty failed then the far right will admit the war on drugs failed.

    6. Re:One of many differences: War on drugs by Fefe · · Score: 1

      Actually, they are not drug related, they are drug prohibition related.

      If all those drugs were legal, there would be no reason to shoot anyone about them, right?

    7. Re:One of many differences: War on drugs by thrash242 · · Score: 1

      Sounds like your grandfather and friends are more libertarian, to me. It's my political orientation and most libertarians are for drug legalization.

      I agree that it seems obvious. The problem, IMO is that most people who are personally against something (as I am against drugs) think that it should be illegal whether it hurts anyone or not. I realize that other people have other interests and as long as they aren't hurting me (or someone else), I don't care what they do.

    8. Re:One of many differences: War on drugs by babybird · · Score: 1

      At 90 years old, your grandfather may be old enough to remember when these drugs WERE legal in the U.S., or at the very least, to have been raised by those who remember it.

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    9. Re:One of many differences: War on drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Canadians are so freakin' cold they don't leave their house for anything but beer in the winter so there is no crime.

      Further seeing as winter lasts for about 10 months up there you only have 2 months or there abouts for crime to take place.

      Your explaination is that you only have 2.5 months where people are willing to leave thier house to steal and 2.5 / 12 is about 1/5th. What do you think about that hoser, ehh?

    10. Re:One of many differences: War on drugs by The+Conductor · · Score: 1

      Narcotics were first banned in 1914 about the time he was born, but he is old enough to remember alcohol prohibition.

    11. Re:One of many differences: War on drugs by BreadMan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I couldn't agree more. The "war on drugs" has resulted market distortions that make more problems than the fix.

      The drugs themselves are *very* cheap to grow and produce. A free market would result in lower priced drugs, so even if you were a listless addict, you'd need to steal less in order to support your habit. I'm also betting that most casual users would pay for the better quality of a branded product, resulting in a decent market for companies wanting to supply the average user.

      I also don't like how personal liberties have been eroded by the need to enforce current drug laws. The bar for searching your person and property has decreased and the rules reporting certain banking transactions shouldn't be tolerated. Plus, the ability for the government to impound your property just for suspecting you're involved in something illegal is shameful.

      Bet you didn't know the US as once "dope fiend's paradise"

    12. Re:One of many differences: War on drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if drugs were legalised, how would the CIA make enough money to fund it's mind control ray programme?

    13. Re:One of many differences: War on drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A problem with legalization of ALL drugs is the addiction rate. I smoke occasionally and drink, but I can pretty easily stop both. Now if I tried heroin, or crack... then chances are very high that I'd become addicted.

      If those were legal, there might be a whole slew of people who think "Eh, I'll give it a shot just once," and end up addicted to it.

      Granted, the drugs that aren't heavily addictive should be legalized...

      And maybe the addiction is just because of dealers spiking their drugs to make them more addictive...

      Anyway, I'm starting to shake, so I need some more caffeine.

    14. Re:One of many differences: War on drugs by TubeSteak · · Score: 1
      hahaha, its too late for the war on drugs. didn't you hear the news? The Columbians Genetically Engineered a Cocaine plant that gets as big as a small tree and is resistant to pesticides. Way to Fscking go with that War On Drugs.

      Whether or not legalizing is the answer, we sure as hell screwed the situation up more by convincing the narcos to force the pace of evolution

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    15. Re:One of many differences: War on drugs by jafac · · Score: 1

      not "drug-related".

      "drug-WAR-related".

      Nobody ever shot anyone over a Viagra.

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    16. Re:One of many differences: War on drugs by thrash242 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's true, but why should they be illegal just because they're addicive? Alcohol and tobacco are fairly addictive, yet are legal.

      Keep in mind that all drugs were legal at one point, and while people may have been addicted, civilization didn't grind to a halt. Today, there are quite a few aloholics, but most still are productive members of society. It's a risk you take if you try a substance that is known to be addictive.

    17. Re:One of many differences: War on drugs by Havokmon · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Asnwer this then: 1/5th the gun deaths in Canada compared to the US.
      One of many social factors: The US war on drugs. Many homicides are drug related, directly or indirectly.

      Another factor: Canadian cops don't screw around. My wife's cousin is a cop, and during some training met a group of Canadian cops. The Canadians don't worry about the 'rights' of criminals as much as the U.S. does.

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    18. Re:One of many differences: War on drugs by Chrontius · · Score: 1

      If I remember correctly, about 80% of gun crime is criminals shooting other criminals. How much of a difference would that make?

    19. Re:One of many differences: War on drugs by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 1

      With decriminalization they would not have lucrative "sales regions" and "distribution centers" to fight over. Again, look back to the prohibition of alcohol.

    20. Re:One of many differences: War on drugs by I8TheWorm · · Score: 1

      Think about how much crime (and the load on police and prisons) would plummet if drugs were legalized.

      Then you have to add back in the number of crimes that would be committed with more people addicted to crack or meth breaking into houses to "earn" money for their next fix, having lost their job because they stopped showing up.

      While the law imprisons too many people, I do think it at least deters some people (like myself) from ever starting on them in the first place.

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    21. Re:One of many differences: War on drugs by I8TheWorm · · Score: 1

      most libertarians are for drug legalization

      Actually, for reference, Libertarians aren't for legalization of drugs, they are against laws against them. While the final product is the same, the road to it is a bit different.

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    22. Re:One of many differences: War on drugs by I8TheWorm · · Score: 1

      While the arguement between alcohol being legal and drugs not is extremely thin, there's really no comparison to drugs and tobacco. Nobody's driving was impaired enough to kill someone because they were high on tobacco (though I'm sure someone looking down to light one may have). Nobody has had the line between right and wrong distored enough to kill someone because they were high on tobacco.

      That being said, I've never understood, at least logically anyway, why alcohol is legal and marijuana, or heroin, or cocaine, etc... isn't. Both alcohol and illegal drugs impair people, cause them to lose their jobs, steal, kill, etc...

      In reality, alcohol was made legal again because bootlegging made a farce of the criminal justice system's attempt to enforce the law. Isn't that what's going on in the war on drugs?

      With 6 million people in the Houston metro area, a night doesn't go by without hearing in the news that someones death was cause by a drug related incident, AND someone's death was cause by an alcohol related incident. The sad thing is politicians, given a choice, would probably rather make alcohol illegal than to legalize drugs.

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    23. Re:One of many differences: War on drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your wife's cousin once met some Canadian cops and now you claim as fact that "Canadians don't worry about the 'rights' of criminals" !? I invite you to look at the statistics about police drawing and/or firing their weapons and compare Canada and the US. Hint : you're an idiot. So is your wife's cousin.

    24. Re:One of many differences: War on drugs by ibbey · · Score: 1
      Then you have to add back in the number of crimes that would be committed with more people addicted to crack or meth breaking into houses to "earn" money for their next fix, having lost their job because they stopped showing up.

      This is false for several reasons.

      1) Drugs are expensive because they are illegal. If Heroin were legal, there's no technical reason that it need cost more then aspirin. Of course, if it were legal, it would be taxed heavily, but even with a 1000% tax, a single dose would be dramatically cheaper then it is today.

      2) Several studies have shown that when junkies get their fix consistently, they are perfectly able to maintain their jobs and responsibilities. The only time they turn to crime is when they can't finance their addiction through legal means. This is why you don't see too many smokers turning to crime to finance their habit.

      3) If even 10% of the money that we currently spend on fighting the drug war were directed towards drug treatment, we could greatly reduce the drug problems we face right now. Unfortunately, this hasn't happened since it reaks of being "soft on drugs". If drugs were actually legalized, you could take a portion of the tax generated & put it towards treatment, and we'd actually come out ahead. Peter McWilliams, in the fabulous "Ain't Nobody's Business If You Do, claims that if all consensual crimes (primarily drugs, gambling, prostitution) were legalized, with the reduced enforcement expenditures and increased taxes we could:
      • Pay off the national debt in less than ten years.
      • Reduce personal income taxes by more than 75 percent.
      • Allow the Pentagon to purchase 23 wrenches, 16 office chairs, and 243 paper clips.
      • Send every man, woman, and child in the United States a check for $2,000 each year.
      • Finance three rounds of congressional pay raises.
      • Pay everyone's doctor, dentist, phone, and utility bills, as well as pay for gasoline and repair of every car in the United States.
      • Send a check for $217,000 to every high school graduate for furthering his or her education or for starting real life.
      • Spend sixteen times more money on education than we currently do.
      • Send every person over 85 years old a check for $165,000 with a note saying, Hey, congratulations!
      Wouldn't any of those options be better then the situation as it stands now?
    25. Re:One of many differences: War on drugs by I8TheWorm · · Score: 1

      Let me see if I get this straight. You commented that ) Drugs are expensive because they are illegal... suggesting crack, crystal meth, and marijuana are expensive? No, only some drugs are illegal. Even though name brand green beans are $0.50-0.88 per can, some people will still buy the cheaper generic ones for a variety of reasons. So cocaine gets cheaper, so does crack, and there's still a market for it.

      ) Several studies have shown that when junkies get their fix consistently, they are perfectly able to maintain their jobs and responsibilities.

      I cannot stand it when people say "several studies" and give no source whatsoever. Anyone can say those two words, and it adds an element of believability in the same way saying Benjamin Franklin once said it, or whispering it. For every study, there is an equal and opposite study. My experience in the volunteer work I've done in the past for the Star of Home shelter in Houston is that once people are on drugs, it is extremely difficult to get them off of them, and they "need" more and more. At first they can afford them, but the increased need for them eventually causes them to lose everything, or overdose. Quite a few of the people I spent time with lost their jobs because they were no longer able to function at work, given their increased need for the high associated with the addictive drug of choice... needing it during their working hours eventually. So maybe I should write and publish a "study" disproving the studies you paraphrased, but did not give any reference to.

      If even 10% of the money that we currently spend on fighting the drug war were directed towards drug treatment, we could greatly reduce the drug problems we face right now.

      Currently, in the war on drugs, 20% of federal dollars are spent on treatment, leaving the other two thirds to be spent on prevention. The Office of National Drug Control Policy FY 2003 Executive Summary shows that the federal budget increase for 2003 was $461MM. That's just an increase. The total was almost $19BB. Care to make any summaries as to how that money could have been spent instead? Let's look at how you suggest (rather how Peter McWilliams, whose only qualifications are as an author, suggests) we could spend the war on drugs money elsewhere...

      Pay off the national debt in less than ten years.

      Anyone who has an understanding of federal bonds and the majority of their use would never suggest we pay off the national debt. Most of those bonds are held by American taxpayers, and typically for retirement funds. Would you like to see more people forced into an already overbought and unstable stock market instead? In the realm of risk analysis, people closer to retirement need investments that less risky, and t-bonds/t-bills are near the top of that list.

      Reduce personal income taxes by more than 75 percent. With 41% of federal income spent on social security and medicare, and an additional 18% spent on the US military, I challenge you to show me the math in 100-41-18=75.

      Allow the Pentagon to purchase 23 wrenches, 16 office chairs, and 243 paper clips.

      What? Oh, probably the story of the $600 hammer again. That hammer never existed.

      Send every man, woman, and child in the United States a check for $2,000 each year

      Erm... watch the clock tick and let me know when it reaches the $580 billion dollars you get when you give 280 million people a check for $2000.

      Pay everyone's doctor, dentist, phone, and utility bills, as well as pay for gasoline and repair of every car in the United States.

      While my numbers may not represent everyone in the US, I think I'm prob

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  264. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh my god! he's coming right at me! [Toddler toddles ever closer...]

  265. Re:I'm scared of colored people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dalai Lama? Is that you?

  266. Shocking... by Strenoth · · Score: 1

    Well, if you are worreid mostly about the car being left alone, rig a device to electrify the outside of your car.

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  267. Re:Fleeing Criminals by ChiRaven · · Score: 1

    If a person shoots a felon in his home, it's rather likely that even if the intruder flees evidence (e.g. lots of blood that can be typed to the dead intruder) will be found INSIDE the home, strongly suggesting that the intruder was shot indoors. That was a key fact when a relative of mine shot a man who broke into my relative's house brandishing a machete. The would-be burglar (or whatever) probably would have survived if he'd had someone call 911 right away, but he made his way 2 miles to his girlfriend's house and changed clothes before calling an ambulance. DOA at the hospital.

  268. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by Nutria · · Score: 1

    Oh my god! he's coming right at me! [Toddler toddles ever closer...]

    Are biting ankles and puking on you considered a clear threat to person? :)

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  269. Home Self Defense by PacRim+Jim · · Score: 1

    Use the SS technique. Shotgun + shovel.

  270. We are Slashdotters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For a car, splice a cellphone into the car's electrical system so it doesn't need to be recharged. Make sure you pay the bill for service. If your car gets stolen, call the cell phone company and ask them to trace the phone with the built in GPS. -- stole idea from stalker guy.

    For the house get a bunch of cameras. Lock your valuable in a safe, and keep a dummy safe. Make this safe somewhat visible. Let them take it.

  271. FYI booby trapping is illegal by dougnaka · · Score: 1
    FYI this is completely illegal. Booby-trapping your house will get you in all kinds of shit. While I agree with your sentiment, they're intruders and have no rights, I'll stick with legal ways of dealing with them. Although if my house ever gets broken into I will have a serious moral dilema, 12 guage or .40 cal.. It's just so hard, and I wish I could decide in advance so I wouldn't have to pick under pressure...

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    1. Re:FYI booby trapping is illegal by bmwm3nut · · Score: 1

      my vote is 12 gauge. as my brother told me when i was picking out guns: "with a 12 gauge if for some reason you happen to miss, it'll be so loud they'll shit their pants and run." although my .40 cal glock would be fun too, the trouble with that though, is to ensure the safety of neighbors and stuff you need the frangible bullets and then the DA will go after you for using "cop killers". i hope i never have to leave colorado though, they have the best laws for defending your property. it was on the news not long ago that some farmer shot a guy running from his property and it was ok because the guy robbed him.

      thanks for the heads up on the booby-trapping, i never thought it would be illegal, i guess i'll just make it look like an ongoing construction project, surely i'm allowed to have boards with nails in while doing construction? :)

    2. Re:FYI booby trapping is illegal by Russellkhan · · Score: 1

      Frangible bullets are not cop killers. Cop killers are armor-piercing rounds, frangibles are exactly the opposite - they're made to break up rather than continue penetrating.

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    3. Re:FYI booby trapping is illegal by bmwm3nut · · Score: 1

      yeah, i know that. it's just that the dumb jury wouldn't know that. and we all know guns are evil and only evil people would have guns. it's just too bad that logic really doesn't work in the justice system.

  272. Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kill them all?

  273. Why not try... by reality-bytes · · Score: 1

    Mounting a whacking-great directional search light on it so it can aquire the person and then shine on their face.

    Should blind them for an hour or so ;)

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  274. An ED-209! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come on guys, this is home defense, geek style. You have twenty seconds to comply.

  275. Get over it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pansy.

  276. Re:Alarm (to notify) Gun (to defend) by Kohath · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The guy you pepper spray can get pissed off and come back and kill you tomorrow. (What's the worst you can do to him? Pepper spray him again?)

    The intruder you shoot in your hallway won't be bothering anyone ever again.

    Pepper spray is a useful weapon. It's an incomplete substitute for a gun though.

  277. part numbers and all by scupper · · Score: 1

    wow, part numbers and all. Silent, non-visible alarm system for under $50. Guess that isn't sexy enough for the slashdot crowd.

  278. references please by bani · · Score: 1

    i can't find any such fbi report. since you made the claim, and the burden of evidence lies on the claimiant, you should provide a source.

  279. Might I recommend... by TimothyTimothyTimoth · · Score: 1

    ...reading a short story called "The Ungoverned" (in "The Collected Stories of Vernor Vinge") for a few "nuke-based" home defence tips.

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  280. Only need a dog that barks by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 1

    You only need a dog that barks. Burglars don't want the noise, it attracts attention. Besides, if your dog bites the burglar you will probably be sued, successfully. Too often nowadays juries no longer display common sense in such matters.

  281. Make them go to your neighbors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    There is an old joke about a couple of guys running away from a bear. The guy 2nd last says that all he has to do is run faster than the last guy. The same principle applies to homes and crooks.



    Your home does not have to be burglarproof, but simply give the impression that another target is easier.



    The cheapest and apparently quite effective solution is to put some "This house / car has an alarm" stickers all over the place. This is often enough to make the would be perps go to an easier target

  282. (semi-)automatic AK-47's by darkonc · · Score: 1
    The "assault weapon" ban only covers semi-automatic rifles, you still won't be able to buy an AK-47...

    AK-47's can be 'civilianized' down to semi-automatic. (and, apparently, can also be easily re-converted back to full auto once you purchase them). Even if you don't go the criminal route of converting it to full auto, your grandmother (or grandchild) can still do massive ammounts of damage with a semi-automatic AK-47.

    Conversion Materials:

    1 AK-47
    1 twist-tie
    1 metal file (optional)
    gun assembly tools (dunno -- don't own one)
    and lots of ammunition
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  283. Best defense? Geek style? by zogger · · Score: 1

    that's an easy one to answer, it's called using your head. Brains. IQ points. don't ignore the most obvious.

    The most effective method of self defense in a high crime area is....DON'T live there! Move! If the area is turning, it will most likely get worse, not better. For every model neighborhood out there there are a dozen that look like ...well, pick an example, beirut in the civil war years, detroit after OPEC hit and the auto companies took a hit as people switched to japanese cars. Neighborhoods with six figure and up decent nice homes that turn into crack ghettoes or gang turf within a few years. Seen it happen.

    Brains = don't hang around high crime areas, especially don't live there. Anything after that, sure, gadgets a plenty. Reinforced doors and jams. thick lexan windows instead of glass. Reinforced safe room inside the house, even a hardened closet with separate communication so you can lock yourself in and maybe call for help. Self defense tools, ie, firearms, as have been pointed out, and the skill and mindset to go with them.

    That's the biggest, the miondset, too many people are professional victims in advance.

    Tell ya a story. I worked part time as a smith in a gunstore for a spell. We didn't get a lot of women by themselves come in, but over a coupla years maybe between 100 and 200. Wanna know what for? Because they "didn't believe in guns" BEFORE the fact of getting robbed, raped, beat up by spouse or boyfriend, or their daughters or whatever had it happen to them. EVERY one that was coming in for a defensive firwearm was coming in AFTER the fact of needing one. See, they "didn't believe in". Heard story after story after story.

    It's a cult like belief that some tool is going to bite you, it's what the elitists who have private security forces or personal government security forces want you to believe. Literally, a cult, the cult of the professional victim.

    The geek way is the brains way, the brains way says reduce vulnerability, add layers of protection. It's just like hardening your server, it's a great analogy. Server goes in a secure building, room inside the building is extra secure. Server itself is designed to be secure, then has additional steps taken to make it more so. And the admin has the mindset that they are NOT gonna be a professional victim or be influenced by weenies who espouse being a potential victim in some cult like belief they are immune or something.

    Get the mindset, the tech will follow, but first, haul the butt connected to the mind to a safer area.

  284. Re-insert sanity by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1
    A pump shotgun in case anyone gets nasty ideas and tries to enter the house. They take little skill and are quite effective at short ranges.

    4. Prepare a statement for when your 5 year old kid finds a new toy and shoots your wife with it as she tries to take it from him. Think about what you'll tell him when he's wondering what the bang was and why his mother isn't moving anymore.
    1. Re:Re-insert sanity by chill · · Score: 1

      I don't have a 5 year old, I have 2 14-year olds and a 16-year old.

      ALL of them were properly trained on firearms. At age 5, they knew that guns were dangerous and for mommy and daddy only. They also knew EXACTLY what the bang was and what it could do to both a target and an animal. They'd also seen, through an educational trip to an emergency room, just what a gun can do to a person. And, more importantly, what drinking and driving can do to a person (much more likely to happen.)

      Nor were they kept loaded, laying around.

      Are you a *total* dumbass, or just play one on Slashdot?

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    2. Re:Re-insert sanity by Blastrogath · · Score: 1

      You'd better not get sharp kitchen knives either, or a lawn mowwer, or a stove. Buy a one level house so you needn't worry about stairs.

      Or, you could teach your kid what a gun is and not to mess with it. Also, it may be a good idea not to store loaded firearms outside of a child safe container. Or were you assuming the 5 year old forced open/unlocked the gun safe and loaded the gun himself?

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  285. Re:Don't be a metrosexual - how bout water cannons by LabRat007 · · Score: 1

    How about an motion activated water cannon? Everyone is talking about gun laws this and cameras that - but no petty thief want to get wet. Sounds stupid but I bet nobody on slashdot has ever had their car broken into on a rainy day. The systems are available here. These systems have been around for a little while mostly for keeping away birds or deer - but I bet they'll work to keep petty crooks away quite nicely.

    Well, I posted kinda late hope someone sees this - or at least some one else posts the idea.

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  286. Re-wire your car.. by Hobadee · · Score: 1

    Just hook up the positve and negative terminals of your battery to your cars body every night. By morning the battery should be sufficiently dead so that you can get into it and disconnect it. Plus, during the night when the battery isnt dead, then it' sure to discourage people from breaking into it.

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    1. Re:Re-wire your car.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh, more like let the battery explode due to the heat caused by short circuting it.

      Shall I submit you for a Darwin Award nomination?

    2. Re:Re-wire your car.. by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      That works great until you need to DRIVE the car to work.

  287. that's it by muyuubyou · · Score: 1

    If you're careful, no one has to find the body in your lifetime.

    That law is disproportionally stupid if you ask me - if you can get into jail and get life when someone passes you AIDS, you are probably smart enough to go all the way and kill the bastard.

  288. Three sides to the coin by howman · · Score: 1

    First side, get all the technical solutions possible like motion sensors, night vision cameras etc and pass on the info to the cops so they can arrest the fool...
    Second side, big ass biker boyfriend in the 81, chapter the house and hold biker parties... not too many people will be stupid enough to break in...
    Third side... A moat with a drawbridge at least 30 ft across and 20 ft deep, fill with sharks with freekin' lazerbeams...

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  289. Gun deaths lower, but other rates higher.. by Shivetya · · Score: 5, Informative

    The assault rate per 100,000 is higher in Canada.

    Sexual Assault, 32.8 per 100k US to 77.5 Canada

    Robbery higher in US, 144.9 to 88.0 but there is no mention if this includes use of a gun

    Aggravated assault, Canada is higher with 761 to 323.

    These are numbers for 2000...

    Only problem aligning the two is definitions... I found that Aggravated Assualt in Canada is 3 categories but usually all clumped together.

    What the numbers usually imply that if the criminal knows your not supposed to be armed you are an easier mark. This was proven a few times in Washington DC by comparing the times of day when certain crimes occured and how ofter. DC has very strict gun control laws...

    Laws don't mean anything to most criminals. Access to guns is very easy and the better deterrent is to make yourself unattractive to would be assailants.

    This can include..
    1. Stay in very visible areas.
    2. Living in a well lit area
    3. House on the main street of a neighborhood
    4. Front side apartments
    5. Living where gun ownership is permitted (esp carry/concealed)
    6. Having nosy neighbors
    7. Keeping doors and windows locked and closed on ground levels.
    8. Having a well lit backyard. (fences can work against you)
    9. Dogs are nice.
    10. Home security systems and signs to help "advertise it" - (will deter some)

    There are many things to deter crime, don't for a minute think laws have much to do with it.

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    1. Re:Gun deaths lower, but other rates higher.. by Ubergrendle · · Score: 1

      Good collection of stats, and I agree with your top 10 recommendations to improve safety.

      One point re: sexual assault. Having taken some sociology courses at UofT during my degree (graduated '97) one point one of my profs constantly made was how loosely based the 'sexual assault' definition was in Canadian law vs US. For the US sexual assault almost always requires some form of penetrative sex; in Canada it can be as minor as a single incident of groping a clothed person. Assault is also, as you mention, broken down into numerous categories based on severity which makes an apples-to-apples comparison very difficult.

      On thing I remember finding interesting was that brawling is much more common in Canada, especially in rural areas, than in the US. So there's lots of violence here (just look at hockey!) but it takes different forms.

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    2. Re:Gun deaths lower, but other rates higher.. by fyzix · · Score: 0

      You've failed to realise a large part of your assult argument. Assult is NOT homicide, nobody dies.

    3. Re:Gun deaths lower, but other rates higher.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You miss a key fact. Canada's definitions for various forms of assault are looser than ours. Aggressively cornering someone or even spitting at them is considered assault. Merely slapping them is considered sufficient bodily harm to be classified aggravated assault.

      The numbers are higher because their laws have less tolerance for violence.

      Though I suppose an abundance strong beer probably doesn't help much either.

    4. Re:Gun deaths lower, but other rates higher.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love this line of argument. Of course guns are keeping the other rates down!
      Could there be absolutely no other cause of differing rates?
      Canada is the same as the US, only a little north.
      Australia (my home) is just the same as the US too isn't it?

      But the figures don't lie?
      Yeah right, spend some time out of your bunker and realise there are other factors influencing peoples behaviour other than guns.

    5. Re:Gun deaths lower, but other rates higher.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "One point re: sexual assault. Having taken some sociology courses at UofT during my degree (graduated '97) one point one of my profs constantly made was how loosely based the 'sexual assault' definition was in Canadian law vs US. For the US sexual assault almost always requires some form of penetrative sex; in Canada it can be as minor as a single incident of groping a clothed person. Assault is also, as you mention, broken down into numerous categories based on severity which makes an apples-to-apples comparison very difficult."

      Yeah, but in most parts of Canada, the legal age of consent for sex is 13. Compare that to places here in the States like California where the age of consent is 18. Canada should have a much less level of sexual assault because they should have less bogus cases of statutory rape vs. here in the States due to those 5 extra years.

    6. Re:Gun deaths lower, but other rates higher.. by anethema · · Score: 1

      It is actually 14 (age of consent)

      At least here in BC..and i think most of the rest of canada. Maybe all.

      Acutally it is all: here is the federal law:

      http://www.ageofconsent.com/canada.htm

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    7. Re:Gun deaths lower, but other rates higher.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please don't forget, these are *reported* crimes.

    8. Re:Gun deaths lower, but other rates higher.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Fake 'House Protected By ^insert fake security system brand here Security System' would probably deter 80% but that last 20% would know that brand name was fake and so know that the house WASN'T protected by any security system at all.

      That's why I stole signs off the lawn of someone who has a REAL security system for my house.

    9. Re:Gun deaths lower, but other rates higher.. by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      9. Dogs are nice.

      Yes they are. we had a few cars vandalized last year, they nailed every single car on the block except mine.

      you see the yard has that wireless fence for my dog, and we have a pet door in back so she can go in/out when she wants.

      The asshat's walked onto the peroperty at 2am, my dog, a loving animal that wont hurt a fly was really pissed and started barking and hauled ass out the pet door growling.

      I dont care how brave or big man you are. at 2 am and seeing a full size Great Dane hauling ass at you growling, you will piss your pants and run like hell.

      a german shepard is really more dangerous to a thief, but my Dane scares the hell out of absolutely everyone.

      The only problem is you have to clean the back yard of turds the size of poodles.

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    10. Re:Gun deaths lower, but other rates higher.. by fatcatman · · Score: 1

      A friend of mine has a Doberman. She looks scary as hell. But she's fat, slow, old, and one of the sweetest dogs you've ever seen. She wouldn't hurt a fly.

      The local gangbangers that live around him won't touch his house. In fact they cross the street when they're walking by and steer far clear of that dog, who is usually just lazily sleeping on the front porch and would only lick them if they approached.

  290. Cons of having geese by John+Hansen · · Score: 1
    But anyway geese are actually a quite deterrent.
    And the best thing about geese is: they work for grass.

    Work too well for grass, that is.

    Speaking as someone who until recently (racoons) had watch geese, all I can say is that they tend to make more of a mess of your yard than a dog will. A dog or two if untrained will dig holes and shit all over. A gaggle of geese, if left unchecked, will try to eat all available grass, while simultaneously shitting everywhere. And I mean EVERYWHERE.

    We kept our gaggle of geese in a fenced-off area equal to about half of our backyard, which is perhaps a quarter of an acre. When we started, there was green grass growing in it. After several years, it resembled a desert.

    1. Re:Cons of having geese by belroth · · Score: 1
      True, my dad has still got a few Emdens (had a few more until they get sick) and they make a mess right enough. You could consider it a fringe benefit - most places don't like burglar traps but goose shit is slippery and if a burglar goes down with several angry geese around it could be funny.

      The gander (about three feet tall at the beak) used to go for Dad but Dad just used to grab him gently round the neck and swing him back and let go - sort of a gentle lob. Quite funny seeing the Gander trying to pretend it hadn't happpened:-)

      Another benefit of keeping a few geese is the eggs, if you haven't tried scrambled goose egg or goose egg omelette you should do yourself a favour, delicious. Seasonal, unlike chickens, but well worth the wait.

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  291. In car cameras/ Short Circuits / Insurance by beavmetal · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Mini cameras are cheap and easy to hook up to an old computer. for under 500 bucks you can have a 360 degree in car camera system that delivers the video wirelessly to your home or apartment from the parking lot/street. Use a computer hooked up to a power converter all concealed in the spare tire compartment of your trunk.

    If you have significant dough rolled into your car audio system, consider creating a massive short circuit to the components when your equipment is removed without authorization. This could simply be a battery hooked up in reverse triggered by a pressure switch on your speaker box or head unit. before the unit gets completely removed, the hidden battery sends a charge to the components rendering them uslessless. Trust me, thieves will completely destroy your car to get out the electronics. Its cheaper for you to allow them to easily removed completely useless stuff, than to make it so they have to pry your dash apart. AND THEY WILL PRY YOUR DASH APART IF THEY HAVE TOO.

    I have seen thieves tear through the back seat when people have thier trunks bolted shut. I have also seen thieves completely destroy components they can remove in anger.

    Regardless of what you do, the most import step you can do to safegaurd your investment is to INSURE it. You can get an extra rider on your home/auto insurance to protect expensive items. Insure thoroughly, it is just stuff, you can replace it.

    The best insurance for your valuable data is daily off site back ups. If all else fails keep your data in a different safe than your finances. How many thieves expect 2 safes in a non-mansion?

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    1. Re:In car cameras/ Short Circuits / Insurance by beavmetal · · Score: 1

      Oops, thats components they can't remove.

      Also keep in mind Onstar, GPS tracking, and non-homebrew camera solutions are available.

      When protecting your home think like a thief. For example, if you have an alarm that uses the phone line, make sure the phone line can't be cut easily.

      Thieves don't play fair. They will destroy your stuff to get what they want.

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      Looks like it is time to replace your Personality Module. You are a bit to clingy, guess I better replace your fuser to
  292. Virginia Style by rueger · · Score: 1

    So, we asked our friend Cheryl "Cheryl, why do you need a gun?"

    Cheryl replied "Because people broke into my house."

    Really?", we reply, "What did they steal?"

    "Our guns".

  293. Move. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is that simple

  294. You don't "kill someone because of tresspassing" by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 3, Informative

    Killing someone because of trespassing? Someone that's almost surely unarmed!? That's the last solution I would've chosen, if at all.

    "Because of tresspassing". Not even "because he tresspassed". Already your bending the language to avoid putting the responsibility where it belongs - on the person who chose to "tresspass", almost certainly as the first step of committing a more serious crime - like car theft, vandalism, rape, burglary, etc.

    But you DON'T shoot somebody who's just tresspassing. You warn them off (or in some jusisdictions, if you have evidence of a lot more than tresspass, demand they stay put with their hands where you can see them until the police arrive to sort it all out.)

    If you'd actually TAKEN the course recommended by the original poster, you'd know that.

    As for "unarmed":

    If you point a gun at somebody and demand that he leave, and he comes at you instead, either he's armed or plumb crazy and thinks he's strong enough to take you DESPITE the gun. Either way a "reasonable and prudent person" would believe that he's about to take "serious bodily harm" unless he does something.

    THAT's the legal standard for firing.

    But not for KILLING. You fire to STOP THE ATTACK. Maybe one in four he dies. His tough luck.

    If you're a 120-pound skinny (or 250-pound fat) nerd and he's a 280-pound muscle-bound felon who spent two years pumping iron in stir until they let him out last week, he doesn't NEED a weapon to take you. But that doesn't mean he doesn't have one. Him coming at you after you point a gun at him and tell him to leave is a VERY strong hint.

    Fortunately, most crooks are smart enough to realize that if you've got the gun pointed at them it's time to leave now. So you almost NEVER have to shoot.

    But (like seatbelts, fire extinguishers, and armies) you have to be READY and WILLING to use them when they're needed or there's no point in having them in the first place. And some human predators are good enough at reading your resolve that they'll know if you're NOT willing to shoot - so you have to be willing.

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  295. Best Friends by Dodger73 · · Score: 1

    I have a 110lb Rottweiler/Sheperd Mix. My brother has two 190lb English Mastiffs. To say it in his words, anyone who can hop over the fence, get in the house, pack up stuff, and make it out alive, deserves everything they got.

  296. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by renehollan · · Score: 1
    Are biting ankles and puking on you considered a clear threat to person?

    No, smartass, but a 13 year old that has just smashed the window of your car with a baseball bat is a threat to property (and may be a threat to person).

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    You could've hired me.
  297. Overlooked... by vwjeff · · Score: 1

    Make sure every door with outside access has a quality lock and deadbolt.

  298. Where I live ... by eric76 · · Score: 1

    We don't have much crime in our community, but in the city to the north, the crime rate is rising.

    Our real problem isn't what's in the houses, but what's in the barn and the shops. Someone did drive up one night years ago and load up a few rather expensive tools. We are pretty sure who did it, it is impossible to prove it. Fortunately, the thief has moved away from the area and isn't expected to return.

    We are thinking about building a gate across the driveway leading to the house (about a half mile from the house) and locking it every night.

  299. You got one thing sort of right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    True, citizens would not do well against the "full might of the US Armed Forces." And, yes, having friends and relatives involved in the military is a good form of protection from tyranny. Those that would not take up arms against innocent citizens would go AWOL, and return to their families, thus eliminating the "full might of the US Armed Forces."

    "...The only protection we have against the full might of the US Armed Forces is the fact that these Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, and Marines are our sons, daughters, brothers, sisters, friends and neighbors, and would not wish to harm us. We certainly are not protected from the full might of the US Armed Forces by the fact that each of us can go out and buy as many long guns and as much rifle ammo as we want. No citizenry armed with small arms alone could ever hope to stand up to the full might of the US military."

    1. Re:You got one thing sort of right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's true, because those Nazi's in Germany during WWII and Stalin's army and Pol Pot's thugs and Saddam's Republican Guard were actually CYBORBS CREATED FROM PRIMODIAL OOZE without friends and relatives of any kind!!!!

      It's very easy. You get the troops from the south to put down the "terrorists" from the north and troops from the north to dispose of the "insurrgents" from the south and the eastern troops destroy those godless western commies and the western troops annihilate those evil eastern "fascists". Pick your geographic bounderies as appropriate...

  300. Security by DynamiteNeon · · Score: 1

    The previous owners of my house had a security system, but I didn't feel like paying the monthly fee, so I had it removed. They did, however, leave behind a small signpost for the security company that I just stuck in the garden and displayed prominantly

    It's worked so far. And no, I won't give you my address.

  301. it's a long term strategy.. by dougnaka · · Score: 1
    "Buying A Gun Won't Deter Criminals"

    No, but shooting them dead will, PERMENANTLY!!!

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    1. Re:it's a long term strategy.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just don't let them get ahold of a dictionary

  302. the only truly geeky answer by jon_oner · · Score: 2, Informative

    Why don't you build yourself a vomit-inducing microwave gun? Or play a diarrhea-inducing infrasound mp3 using a motion-controlled mp3 server? There are loads of useful non-lethal options to explore, some of them may be illegal though.

  303. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by Bloater · · Score: 1

    There was the case of a farmer in England who was found guilty of murder after repeated break-ins to his home.

    He had a rifle, and had told local residents that he intended to kill the next person that broke in.

    Two young kids broke in and he scared them off with his rifle. Great. Robbers run, home and possessions in reasonably good order.

    Unfortunately, he shot one of the fleeing boys in the back just because he wanted him dead (his home, person, and property had already been successfully defended - he just wanted to kill). So he went to prison.

    What scares me is that even knowing that this was a man that wanted to kill people when there was no need, some national newspapers, and even more local papers supported him, and claim it is the right of individuals to *kill* in response to a nuisance (such as an unsuccessful break-in) if only it was scary - even if the danger has passed and they only want vengeance for the disrespect.

  304. Set a trap... literally by KB1GHC · · Score: 1

    Rig the car so you can open it from the outside, but not from the inside, rig it so you can't roll down the windows, leave a set of keys in the ignition, but when they turn the ignition, have it set an alarm off, but not have the engine start.

    OR....

    If you DO want to injure him, leave the keys in the ignition, and rig it so as soon as the car hits 45MPH he gets a dose of peper spray in his face. :-D

    1. Re:Set a trap... literally by Jack+Schitt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      wire the ignition coil to the ignition key. make sure mom uses gloves before starting said car.

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    2. Re:Set a trap... literally by ttroutma · · Score: 1

      Ignition coil to ignition key, that's genuis man!

  305. www.petskunks.org by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been advocating this for years. Pet skunks, once you remove that nasty gland. I know you are all thinking some kind of animal cruelty. Fact is, declawing cats is worse. Skunks make great pets. they are trainable and less annoying than ferrets. Local licenses and restrictions may apply, but you can always deny ownership. Most people who see a skunk will run.

  306. Let's cause some harm... by enigmathegreat · · Score: 2, Funny
  307. Goldie Looking Chain by CmdrGravy · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Guns don't kill you - rappers do."

    1. Re:Goldie Looking Chain by shic · · Score: 1

      You mean "Guns don't kill people [wr]appers do." by the GLC

    2. Re:Goldie Looking Chain by RichardX · · Score: 1

      Guns don't kill people, rappers do
      Ask any politician and he'll tell you it's true
      It's a fact - music makes you violent
      Like Michael Jackson telling little Timmy to stay silent

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      Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
    3. Re:Goldie Looking Chain by Cally · · Score: 1
      Having frittered away a couple of hours the other night painstakingly transcribing the lyrics from this, er, record (which I personally rate rather highly) I am now compelled to fight the lameness filter & post 'em here - for the second time in as many days, but this time it's ontopic :)

      Oh and 'Liswerry' is a suburb of Newport, ten miles ---> thataway. I should also point out that the B side ('soapbar') is skill as well. "Two Four to Base, Over..." Laugh, I nearly did.

      <b>Guns Don't Kill People - Rappers Do</b><br>(cod police on loud-hailer)
      Come out with your hands on your head
      Turn the rap music off and step away from the stereo Put the rap album down... leave MC Hammer alone. Turn it off<br>Guns don't kill people - rappers do - Ask any politician and they'll tell you it's true - It's a fact music makes you violent - Like Michael Jackson telling little timmy to be silent
      You don't believe me? Here's my hype
      Offer me the record and I'll show you the type
      of criminal this rap shit is breeding
      It's a fact that MC Hammer left me bleeding
      <br>Vanilla Ice made my mother say 'fuck'
      If it was UB40 I would have been in love
      But I didn't - I got it wrong
      Cypress fuckin Hill taught me to make a fuckin bong <br>Well I started - I bought another tape
      The Power Boy Snap made my cock and balls ache
      So remember kids - to the head, double tap -
      Guns don't kill people - it's just rap
      (rpt chorus)
      Guns don't kill people - rappers do
      I seen it in a documentary on BBC 2
      Shot to death outside 'ypervalue
      Guns blazin - like Michael Caine in
      Zulu. Gun crime statistics are sometimes misleadin
      The type of criminal rap is breeding
      Shot in the chest - no wonder you're stopping breathin
      "Two-four to base, over - are you recieving?"

      Remember rap tracks in '87?
      Scott La Rock's up in ip op Eaven
      Biggie and Tupac - RIP
      Even Jam Master Jack's in the cemetery
      (chorus)
      Guns don't kill people rappers do
      I'm a fuckin rapper and I might kill you
      As a rapper I'm teaching you a lesson
      AK47 to Smith and Wesson
      Just say no just like Zammo
      Bulletproof vest to Guns 'n' Ammo
      Hip Hop gangsta tripping -
      Even Eminem's into pistol whipping

      It's like crew to murder one
      P. Diddy J Lo in a nightclub with a gun
      Heard Snoop Dogg now wants to bust a cap
      Guns don't kill people - it's just rap

      One Two you'll face my shoe
      The name's Mike Balls and I'm coming throuhg
      Gun crime stabbing and burglarisation
      Is on the rise all across the nation
      The safety's off and the pistol's aimed
      The yardies and the mafia always get blamed
      Politians are shamed and they haven't got a clue
      Rap is more deadly than fuckin kung fu

      (chorus)

      Guns don't kill people - rappers do
      From Bristol Zoo to B&Q
      I wanna rap - I wanna rhyme
      Heard it in a song, now I'm into gun crime
      It's a sign of the times, like Prince changing his name
      Got to have a shooter to be in the rap game
      I'm Michael Ryan about to snap -
      Guns don't kill people - it's just rap
      (rpt chorus)
      Guns!
      Rappers! x4
      Personally I think that's one of the best tunes of the last couple of years.
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      "None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free." -- Goethe
    4. Re:Goldie Looking Chain by welshwaterloo · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure it's actually "..wappers do"

  308. Forget dogs, get attack geese by John+Jorsett · · Score: 1

    Geese are the alarm system of old. Those dudes make a hell of a fuss if anyone approaches. Not to mention that they're territorial and aggressive. And they're especially great if you're a fan of bird shit.

  309. A few ideas.... by PotatoHead · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Do get the dog. Others posted that, I am just saying do it.

    Get home security stickers. You know, the protected by ADT kind. Buying the system is optional however. Monitoring will let you know you have been hit, but the big deterrent is simply the idea that the system is there. Place them and the yard signs in obvious places.

    Use outside lights that are on all the time. Lighting your home up costs a bit, but nothing says go away like a nice clean home that is well lit.

    Make sure the place is clean and sharp.

    Start or participate in a local neighborhood watch program. These things are pretty cool. You get to know the local folks. Everyone takes turns just keeping an eye out. We have regular people who will walk around the block every so often just to see what has changed.

    Meet your neighbors. After you get to know one another you can better watch for changes or people that are not supposed to be there. Also it's nice to have somebody to tell when you are not going to be home for a while.

    Along the clean and sharp line, step away from the house and look at the neighborhood. Whose house would you hit? Do those simple things that keep your house at the bottom of the list. Make sure there are no easy temptations. Sometimes it's a slippery slope with minor property crime. A couple of successful hits on a particular home will make the perp more comfortable. Do not encourage that.

    Use house timers to vary the interior lighting in the evening. Again, this costs a bit, but does a lot to keep you at the bottom of the list. Change is bad for planning crime.

    Put a little radio or television somewhere and leave it on where it can just be heard outside in the evening, but not annoying to your neighbors.

    There is no real security. If somebody really wants to hit your place they are going to be able to do it. The key is making them consider another option.

    1. Re:A few ideas.... by pease1 · · Score: 1
      Use outside lights that are on all the time. Lighting your home up costs a bit, but nothing says go away like a nice clean home that is well lit.

      Hahahahahaha. Really. Won't help at all. In fact, might even invite them in since they'll be able see real good like. And sure makes your place stand out from everyone else!

      This is a waste of money and waste of resources.

      Buy a dog.

      If all else fails and you have to have lights, be sure to only light your house, your yard and not light the night sky. Use full cut off lighting that points down and doesn't trespass. And make sure the cops aren't going to be blinded by glare when they approach the house after you've called them when you've been hit again.

      Oh, why you are at it, be sure to cut out all bushes and trees and scrap the yard bare so those bad guys don't have any shadows to hid in.

  310. Common Sense by coofercat · · Score: 1

    Surely the best thing is a bit of common sense? The post about talking to your neighbours is way the best thing to do. I used to live in an area where no one gave a monkeys about anyone else. Guess what, crime all over the place. Now I live in a "nice" area, where people want to make it better, so there's way less crime. All the talk about guns and stuff is just macho US bollocks. It takes the stance of "I can shoot better/more/quicker than you, therefore I will win". Your attacker thinks the same thing! The best defense is not to have a confrontation at all. The fight you're most likely to win in one you don't have. Being "nice" will most likely save getting shot or injured (draw any Iraq parallels you like on that). Besides that, take all the normal, sensible precautions. Get decent locks, perhaps toughened glass on doors and windows, maybe a house alarm, or internal cameras or whatever. The truth is, people that care around you are going to be far better than any technological solution. The analogy with open source/security is a good one.

  311. I have a better one.. by Gentlewhisper · · Score: 2, Funny

    " When you're sleeping, those aren't particularly effective. ;-)"

    I had a crazy idea while listening to a tutor talk about what he is researching on.

    He was talking about 'computer vision'. So basically a computer can look at something using 2 cameras and gauge its distance/etc relative to itself.

    So I was thinking.. "Hey, how about if I mount that array onto a gun, and then mount the whole shebang onto a turret?"

    That's be so cool!

    And better yet, I'll have a small hole in the ground and put the whole turret inside, so that it is protected and only shows up when needed.

    Of course, now that it is dormant, we need to wake it up. What then? And I imagined that if we use pressure sensors embedded around the house and in the garden, the coordinating targetting computers can immediately aim the turrets in the right direction so that when it comes out, it is ready to fire.

    For added effect, add a million laser pointers. And put like 6 of these on every side of your house.

    And there you go, a winner geek's home defense system =)

    **If you are really paranoid, you might want to mount SAM/bazooka launchers onto those turrets too! Good for stopping an oppressive govt cold! What can they do? Nuke the whole nation?

    1. Re:I have a better one.. by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's usually illegal to have a static firearm with a trap mechanism.

      They used to have things like this all the time in Europe and North America for both setting traps for deer, boar, bears and to keep poachers away, they became illegal a while back I think.

      So what you are talking about is always pretty much illegal, with the guns at least.

    2. Re:I have a better one.. by Gentlewhisper · · Score: 1

      Dang.. you guys are too serious!

    3. Re:I have a better one.. by Glonoinha · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hmmm - his UID is 1029 (that's frigging ancient), his name is Wyatt Earp, and his web site is bloodshed.org.

      I would take gun advice from him, ayup!

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    4. Re:I have a better one.. by FuegoFuerte · · Score: 2, Informative

      Coyote traps of this sort are still legal at least in Washington state.

    5. Re:I have a better one.. by Tsunayoshi · · Score: 1

      Bloodshed.org did not resolve for me, but bloodshed.net is a site for a GUI IDE for the mingw gcc compiler suite.

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      "Get a bicycle. You will not regret it, if you live." - Mark Twain, "Taming the Bicycle"
    6. Re:I have a better one.. by JimC93SW2 · · Score: 1
      Have you ever seen the movie Robo Cop? In particular, the scene in the boardroom when the robot goes crazy during a demo and kills the demonstrator?

      Anything that will harm a thief can harm an innocent like the 3 year old who lives next door and enters the vehicle after you forget to lock the car the first time.

      Even if you only harm, but do not kill, a couple of car thieves, what makes you think they will never come back to retaliate once they are let loose? They are criminals and they already know where you live.

      Stronger lights and perhaps security cameras backed up with a VCR are a much better idea. You would do much better by getting your mom a dog than a gun for protection. A dog can not be taken from her and used against her like a gun WILL be, and a dog is also very good company for an older person living alone.

    7. Re:I have a better one.. by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      Yea, I'm switchin' DNS at the moment. So it might not resolve for some.

      Try www.bloodshed.org or just IP it, 216.99.217.128

    8. Re:I have a better one.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey, i know you're switchin and all but i figued i'd give you feedback. bloodshed.org resolves fine for me... www.bloodshed.org doesn't

    9. Re:I have a better one.. by darthmundt · · Score: 1

      how can it be used against you if they are lying on the ground bleeding?

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      - no sig here
    10. Re:I have a better one.. by JimC93SW2 · · Score: 1
      We are discussing someone's elderly mom, not Charles Bronson movie fantasies.

      First of all, the bad guys are BAD and they have no hesitation (like mom) of using a gun against another person, so as soon as mom hesitates - for even a moment - the bad guys will grab the gun and maybe use it on her. Most bad guys are also going to be younger, healthier and more agile than mom.

      Secondly, mom may be caught sleeping, or arrive home from shopping to find the bad guys have already found her gun. If they do not already have guns, providing them to bad and/or stupid people is not a good move.

      There is at least one case I've read of where a gun shop owner wearing a holstered sidearm got robbed. Professionally trained police officers also get shot - way too often!

      My stepfather is a life long hunter who keeps rifles and shotguns (secured in a locked case). On two occasions in the past 30 years my parents homes were burgled and the guns were taken, something which caused worry for both all of us and for the local police (several of whom are family members).

  312. no help here. by gwhynott · · Score: 2, Interesting

    About 95% of the posts are about guns, and people wanting others to know they have a clue or two about them. intresting..

    The camera idea is good only to ID the perp, and is the solution I would suggest if using a gun is not an option for your mother.

    I have an old SGI Indy which runs capture upon movement software (securitylite, its free at freeware.sgi.com). When it detects movement it will start to capture and page me via text msg. When I get the page, I can load a page hosted on my G5 which will allow me to view a real time qt stream from its camera. As this is happening, the Indy is sending frames to a remote ftp server (just in case it is stolen). The set up is simular to what I have been using since 1995, I'm sure there are several windows apps which will do the same and more.

    it won't prevent anything from happening, but we'll have a better idea who to look for.

    1. Re:no help here. by PenGun · · Score: 0

      For linux there is mvc, motion and zoneminder all on freshmeat. The rest is left as an exercise to the readers of this bad karma ... oohhhhh bad karma person.

  313. Re:A dog, even an artificial one,is a great deterr by wcrowe · · Score: 1

    I agree completely with your reply. I should have added that owning an SP is a commitment, especially since they need more excercise than, say, the miniature or toy varieties.

    Speaking of which, I'm going to take mine to the dog park .

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    Proverbs 21:19
  314. Doom series by CanadianCrackPot · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just took the sounds of the weapons from Doom (the original) and set them up to motion and pressure sensors. Playback begins on a trip. Scars the crap outta crooks, and drunks.

    --
    Good programmers drink beer to relieve job stress.
    Great programmers drink hard liquor and work best hungover.
  315. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As previous posters have pointed out, the man did not set out to kill anyone. He just took precautions against future crimes and waited until the armed robber clearly posed a threat to him.

    I will never understand people like you, who are bothered by the average person having the right to defend themself when their life is clearly being threatened. Does it make you feel better if only the police can have means to protect anyone? You know, the police can't be everywhere, and they're not going to take responsibility for every crime that they could not prevent. Morally, I don't know how you could say that a person robbing someone else has more rights than the one being robbed. I'm not advocating vigilante justice, far from it. I'm saying that somebody should not be legally required to submit to the whims of armed thugs.

  316. But the bumper sticker is... by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 5, Funny

    When you're sleeping, those aren't particularly effective. ;-)

    But the NRA and CRPA bumper stickers (and the "I'd rather be hunting" license plate frame) on the car in the driveway IS. B-)

    In particular, the burglars that were working their way down our street a few years back skipped two houses - the retired cop two doors up (whose son had similar stickers) and ours.

    Current neighborhood has a couple gangs trying to move in. They've intimidated witnesses - with both minor and major vandalism - elsewhere on our block. They have NOT done that to OUR place. B-)

    Closest they came is when their spokesthug came buy and asked the wife (an NRA-certified fireams / personal-protection instructor B-) who smokes on the front porch and watches neighborhood goings-on) whether she was worried about attacks or breakins. She said, no, she'd just shoot anybody who tried to attack her. But wasn't she worried about her guns being stolen while she was gone? No, because the firesafe weighs too much to steal without special equipment.

    Been here over 5 years, no problems so far. B-)

    --
    Bantam Dominique roosters crow a four-note song. Once you've heard it as "Happy BIRTHday" you can't NOT hear it that way
    1. Re:But the bumper sticker is... by slackingme · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Wow! You've got bumperstickers that keep away 'thugs'? Cool.
      I'll trade you this rock that keeps away tigers..

      I don't think it's the bumperstickers, man. I think it's the carparts on the lawn and the lack of valuables, besides beer and NASCAR tapes. The fact you're a half-cracked redneck with a safeload of shotties doesn't change much if you've got nothing to take.

      It does mean any thirteen year old kid doing a house raid for kicks will become armed.. with your weapons!

      Oooh, you're a statistic!

    2. Re:But the bumper sticker is... by operagost · · Score: 3, Funny
      If you don't want to put NRA stickers on your car, just put "Kerry-Edwards" and "Million-mom March" stickers on your neighbor's and a sign saying "Gun-free zone" on his lawn.

      They'll go for the easy pickins.

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    3. Re:But the bumper sticker is... by macdaddy · · Score: 2, Funny
      This vehicle is protected by the gun that just shot you.

      Keep honking; I'm reloading.

      Gun control means hitting your target.

      :-)

    4. Re:But the bumper sticker is... by macdaddy · · Score: 1

      I don't suppose your wife has a single, good-lookin' sister with a bass boat by chance, does she? 8-)

    5. Re:But the bumper sticker is... by strike2867 · · Score: 0

      firesafe weighs too much to steal without special equipment

      I first read that as firearm weighs too much to steal without special equipment. In that case I could seriously see why you wouldn't have problems.

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    6. Re:But the bumper sticker is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Something special was happening here - it sounds as if the potential victims were being approached in order to identify targets. A lot could be gleaned from a brief conversation - body languages and nuances in your reply would often expose weaknesses - sort-out the easy pickings. The fact that the answer was a credible "you won't get away with that" - "attack me and that is likely the last attack you make" probably made you appear a less desirable target. I'd wager that you wouldn't need to own any weapons in order to achieve the same effect. I suspect that you avoided trouble by old-fashioned confidence... I might even go so far as to suggest that attempting to use a gun would likely have increased your personal risk... but all is fair during the initial bluff eh?

    7. Re:But the bumper sticker is... by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      I don't think it's the bumperstickers, man. I think it's the carparts on the lawn and the lack of valuables, besides beer and NASCAR tapes. The fact you're a half-cracked redneck with a safeload of shotties doesn't change much if you've got nothing to take.

      Your biggotry is showing, dude.

      At the time we were dotcom millionaires in one of the better neighborhoods of Palo Alto. B-)

      But I'll tell you a little secret: The bad guys figure everybody's got SOMETHING worth stealing. Drugs. TV. Booze. Money under the bed. That old beater might be full of parts that are hard to get on the used market. You never know.

      When they're doing a systematic down-the-street series they'll only skip the houses where they KNOW they'll have trouble.

      --
      Bantam Dominique roosters crow a four-note song. Once you've heard it as "Happy BIRTHday" you can't NOT hear it that way
    8. Re:But the bumper sticker is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your drolling has a serious flaw sir.
      If the house only has a safe full of firearms how in the fuck does a 13 year old kid break into the safe?
      Or do you even know what a firearm safe looks like?

      Idiot.

    9. Re:But the bumper sticker is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You go too far.
      Utilizing a firearm after having been properly trained in the use of said firearm does not increase your risk to harm. It does increase the risk of harm to the perpetrator however.

      The fact that alot of americans are not properly trained is an issue, but requiring training and arming of citizenry would solve that issue.

      "An armed society is a polite society."

    10. Re:But the bumper sticker is... by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      Something special was happening here - it sounds as if the potential victims were being approached in order to identify targets.

      You're getting two different incidents confused:

      - In Palo Alto a bunch of burglars was working the street. They skipped our house (and the ex-cop's).

      - In our current town (which I will not name) there are a couple (recently moved-in) gang houses a few blocks away. This being a well-established neighborhood near the town's Jr High and elementary schools, when something goes down the cops get called. So the gangsters are trying to establish themselves as someone whose activities should not be reported - by intimidating the locals. Bumper stickers alone weren't enough to repell them. (Probably thought they were on MY car, and that the wifey would be an easy, and undefended, mark. B-) ) But they got out-psyched by my wife the personal-protection instructor.

      A lot could be gleaned from a brief conversation - body languages and nuances in your reply would often expose weaknesses - sort-out the easy pickings. The fact that the answer was a credible "you won't get away with that" - "attack me and that is likely the last attack you make" probably made you appear a less desirable target. I'd wager that you wouldn't need to own any weapons in order to achieve the same effect. I suspect that you avoided trouble by old-fashioned confidence...

      I, on the other hand, wouldn't expect a bluff to be as effective as a pat hand. The crooks who specialize in intimidation are often very good at reading body language, and other signs of real participation in the gun culture (like vocabulary, word choice, attitude, catchphrases, etc.). Also: Range time makes you respond to stress by calming down and steadying (to the point that your usual gun hand(s) become rock-steady and your breathing slows), rather than becoming excited and shaking. This is VERY visible to somebody who's trying to "read" you.

      You MIGHT be able to get away with a bluff. But I wouldn't expect it to work. More likely it would lead to escalation, as your bluff is called.

      Confidence comes from KNOWING you're capable. Crooks deal with pretenders all the time, and learn to sort out who's for real and who's not.

      I might even go so far as to suggest that attempting to use a gun would likely have increased your personal risk... but all is fair during the initial bluff eh?

      Huh?

      You do NOT pull out a gun in such a situation. We're not talking the knife in the hand or the fist in the face here. We're talking a set of careful, calm, "questions" by the intimidator - designed to be plausibly deniable as mere curiosity rather than an intimidation attempt.

      Actually showing a gun is strictly for a situation where the bad guy has made it clear (to any "reasonable and prudent" person) that he's in the process of an actual attack, the attackee is in IMMEDIATE fear for his/her life-or-limb, and that the attackee WILL shoot if ONE MORE MOVE is made.

      Actually showing the gun in such an initial-contact by a gangsta just shows you DON'T know what you're doing (and that you have a gun to steal, which will probably be improperly secured later.)

      --
      Bantam Dominique roosters crow a four-note song. Once you've heard it as "Happy BIRTHday" you can't NOT hear it that way
    11. Re:But the bumper sticker is... by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      I first read that as firearm weighs too much to steal without special equipment. In that case I could seriously see why you wouldn't have problems.

      Sorry, no field pieces until AFTER I move to NV as my permanent residence. No good places to shoot 'em in Silicon Valley. And the antiterrorist folks would get upset even if I was just using them for lawn ornaments. B-)

      --
      Bantam Dominique roosters crow a four-note song. Once you've heard it as "Happy BIRTHday" you can't NOT hear it that way
    12. Re:But the bumper sticker is... by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      I don't suppose your wife has a single, good-lookin' sister with a bass boat by chance, does she? 8-)

      Just a brother (who's an e-room nurse and mountain rescue). Probably not what you're looking for.

      Sorry. You'll just have to find and/or develop your own. (Took me over 40 years to find mine. But you only have to get it right once.)

      --
      Bantam Dominique roosters crow a four-note song. Once you've heard it as "Happy BIRTHday" you can't NOT hear it that way
    13. Re:But the bumper sticker is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I was a teenager I had friends who used to go "car shopping." They would drive or walk through parking lots looking for unlocked cars and would then get in them and steal anything they could find, toolboxes, packs of smokes, sometimes guns would be found in the glove box.

      They would only break into a car if it had a bunch of NRA or hunting stickers on it. NRA stickers meant that there was a really good chance that there was a gun somewhere in the car thus making it worth the effort to actually break in.

    14. Re:But the bumper sticker is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "An armed society is a polite society."

      Too true. Too true. Just ask anyone living in Afghanistan. Er, wait. That's not true. Being armed and being polite have nothing to do with one another!

    15. Re:But the bumper sticker is... by MalleusEBHC · · Score: 1

      But the NRA and CRPA bumper stickers (and the "I'd rather be hunting" license plate frame) on the car in the driveway IS. B-)

      I couldn't agree with this more. My friends and I are mild kleptos. Nothing too serious, we mainly have a penchant for nabbing street signs. (Honestly, who can pass up having a giant yellow "THREE WAY" sign?) One night we were bored driving around when I saw a big Smith and Wesson vinyl sign I wanted to steal. It took about two seconds before it hit me that I just thought about stealing something from a shop displaying a sign for SMITH AND FUCKING WESSON. Needless to say, we kept driving.

    16. Re:But the bumper sticker is... by Elvisisdead · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I've got a similar story. We live in a "fringe" neighborhood. My neighbor on one side is a local PD officer, and parks his city vehicle between our houses. Never been bothered by the local thugs. Also helps that I test our alarm every month, usually in the evenings when people are out and about.

      Even with all that, some asshole threatened my wife when she was walking the dog the other day. Let his pit bull out to the end of it's leash (which landed it around 2 feet from my wife) and let it snap and bark at her and our dog while laughing his ass off. This guy and his crew were always in the park at the same time every night. So, the next night, I put on my open-carry sidearm (S&W Sigma .40) and took the dog for a walk myself. He was there with the dog. The dog didn't leave his side, and he hasn't bothered her since. I believe his quote to me at the time was, "So, that's how it's going to be?" My response was, "That's how it's going to be." Neither of us have spoken a word to the other since. As a matter of fact, I've been seeing less and less of that group around lately.

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      "Want in one hand and spit in the other and see which one fills up first." - My Dad
    17. Re:But the bumper sticker is... by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

      There was a Canadian case where some teenagers were convicted of manslaughter for stealing a stop sign.

      Reasonable punishment for causing somebody's death on the roads.

    18. Re:But the bumper sticker is... by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      They would only break into a car if it had a bunch of NRA or hunting stickers on it. NRA stickers meant that there was a really good chance that there was a gun somewhere in the car thus making it worth the effort to actually break in.

      I take it you lived in a state where concealed and open carry were effectively banned - so your "friends" could count on the guy being disarmed if he happened to come back to his car while they were burgling it.

      --
      Bantam Dominique roosters crow a four-note song. Once you've heard it as "Happy BIRTHday" you can't NOT hear it that way
  317. Nothing says cheap like Delco by johnlcallaway · · Score: 1

    I bought a cheap-ass indash CD player for a cross-country trip. Two months later, my truck was broken into and the radio was stolen (Scottsdale, AZ has one of the highest auto-theft rates in the US.)

    I put the old Delco radio back and haven't had any problems since.

    Know what's funny?? The stereo cost $150. I had two $300 watches in the console that needed batteries, my checkbook in the glovebox, and $750 worth of golf equipment in the back.

    Oh ... I no longer keep expensive items in my truck. (That's my story and I'm sticking to it.)

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    I rarely read replies, it's my opinion and if you thought about your opinion a little more, I'm OK with that.
  318. Parts of the USA have European level gun control by Firethorn · · Score: 1

    This raises the question:

    What happens when you subtract out areas of the USA that have gun control comparable to Europe/Canada? As these areas tend to be the highest crime, I imagine that it would tend to change the statistics if you removed Washington DC, New York, and Chicago.

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  319. Naw, Get a Bullmastiff by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 1

    My bully uses rotts for squeaky toys.
    Only problem I've had is he isn't the smartest dog in the world so I haven't been able to teach him to bury the burglar's remains, keeps leaving the damn things out in the yard. Such a hassle to clean up.

  320. More non-gun US murders than total Canada murders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Answer this - if you are so culturally similar, why are there more non-gun murders in the US than there are murders in Canada (murders per capita). I've done significant research on violent crime in the US and no one really knows why the murder rate is so high - but blaming it on guns is grossly oversimplified if not completely wrong.

  321. One of the oldest methods of security: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get a dog.

  322. Just to add.. by Gentlewhisper · · Score: 3, Funny

    The turret is only responsible for rotational aiming, and a servo/pivot thing will flip the weapons towards the ENEMY. Rifle/chaingun/whatever is such that it points skywards when it is parked in the firehole.

    Maybe if you make the turret pop up very fast, it can actually look even MORE COOL!

    The only thing I'm pondering about is if it rains wouldn't all that gunk get into the barrels of your weapons?

    Even better, why not make it a cooperative system. So suppose the ENEMY runs away, wouldn't your system lose him? Not if your computers alert your neighbours and wake theirs up too. You will see the turd run down the walkway with a trail of rockets exploding behind him, just like in Duke Nukem Forever! **Except here the ENEMY is fragged before he knows it =)

    You'd obviously want to turn this thing off if your kids come home late though.. otherwise they'd innocently step onto the driveway and *boom*... the neighbourhood turns into a warzone.

    1. Re:Just to add.. by QuickFox · · Score: 2, Funny

      You'd obviously want to turn this thing off if your kids come home late though.. otherwise they'd innocently step onto the driveway and *boom*... the neighbourhood turns into a warzone.

      What is it with parents today? Why can't you be firm about the time when they should come home?

      --
      Terrorists can't threaten a country's freedom and democracy. Only lawmakers and voters can do that.
    2. Re:Just to add.. by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      I was right there laughing along with you till you mentioned Duke Nukem Forever. The I just fell on the floor and started rolling around. Because the thought that they had released DNF without me noticing was even funnier than putting Ninjas in the turrents.

      --
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      o0t!
  323. Laser Defense Sheild by awtbfb · · Score: 5, Informative

    My high school physics teacher had problems every Halloween with kids blowing up his mailbox with fireworks. He finally took a laser home from school, set up some mirrors and ringed his mailbox with laser tripwires. This was hooked up to a freakin' loud alarm. You get the picture.

    If you wanted to take it a step further, you could set up strobe lamps and a camera like the intersection ticket boxes. Multiple view angles would help in case the person has their back to the camera. That way, when the police came by you could hand them glossies and a DV tape of the guy.

    1. Re:Laser Defense Sheild by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If you wanted to take it a step further, you could set up strobe lamps and a camera like the intersection ticket boxes. Multiple view angles would help in case the person has their back to the camera. That way, when the police came by you could hand them glossies and a DV tape of the guy.

      And if the thief knows about this..."cool, free DV camera!"

    2. Re:Laser Defense Sheild by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      When I was in high school: Chris and Bob used to drive home every afternoon in Chris's Camaro, and one Monday afternoon Chris asked Bob to drive while he leaned out the window of the passenger side and slammed a neighbor's mailbox with a baseball bat. The neighbor replaced his mailbox every afternoon that week only to have it destroyed again by Chris. That Saturday, Bob told me (laughing so hard we was crying) that Chris was getting his Camaro's back window fixed. The Friday mailbox had been completely filled with concrete, and the bat had bounced back and cracked his back window.

    3. Re:Laser Defense Sheild by legirons · · Score: 1

      "That way, when the police came by you could hand them glossies and a DV tape of the guy."

      A colleague recently handed the police a videotape of some people causing "criminal damage" to his car (this was in the UK, b.t.w.), and their response was "if it doesn't have a timestamp on the tape, we're not going to bother"

      So it might be worth spending the $50 extra on a timestamping box if you'll be using video like this, although I believe he was able to persuade the police to make a token effort at investigating anyway.

      With digital cameras or digital video recorders, make sure you check what's allowed as evidence. I seem to remember it being 4 megapixel or more, and the copy stored in your camera's memory (i.e. once you transfer it to PC, it becomes useless in British courts, but you'll need to check the details) - presumably digital videocameras are the same.

    4. Re:Laser Defense Sheild by Neurotensor · · Score: 1

      I recommend using a Class 4 laser, maybe a 25 W CO2. Just enough so that when the intruder enters the beam they get the hell out. And need a new shirt.

      Plus you can tell your friends and local regulators that 10.6 microns is "eye safe" =)

    5. Re:Laser Defense Sheild by Snowdog668 · · Score: 1

      A few years back I was lying in bed and I could hear a carload of idiots hitting the mailboxes while driving up the road. I guess all went well until they got to my house. I heard: bang-laugh, bang-laugh, bang-laugh, bang-laugh, thud-crack-screach, then a lot of swearing. Apparently the driver was going fast enough that the fool with the bat didn't see the 15 foot evergreen growing next to my mailbox. He got a slight hit on my box, the tree got him. :)

      --
      I wouldn't say I'm a bad gambler but the last time I went to Vegas I even lost a buck on the soda machine.
  324. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if this were true, choas would insue. Many times different peoples lives and livelihoods come into conflict...

  325. Just the sight of a burglar alarm by professorfalcon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The number one rule of burglars must be to go for the low-hanging fruit. (Wow, same rule applies to performance tuning...)

    I think burglars are smart enough to notice the burglar alarm sensors around the windows. Just the sight of these can make them choose another house instead of yours. I know someone whose neighbors have all been robbed, even during the afternoon with all sorts of people around, but his house has been spared all these years, thanks to the alarm system.

    Get an alarm system with the monitoring through a reputable company.

  326. Shotgun? by ImaLamer · · Score: 1

    Just get a motion sensor and when it's tripped... have something play the sound of a shotgun being cocked.

    Have the sound come from behind them and it will make them shit their pants.

    Usually shotguns aren't needed to defend oneself during a home invasion. The sound of the gun being cocked usually gets the invader out.

  327. Re:Circle of jerk by Bloater · · Score: 1

    Your family is just "material goods"?!

    So how much for your wife? I've got a decent car I don't need anymore.

  328. Dog Bark == Dog to an intruder by A1kmm · · Score: 1

    for (int i = 0; i < nzones; i++)
    {
    Zone* z = zones[i];
    z->read_sensors();

    if (z->is_public_allowed)
    continue;

    if (!z->detected_movement)
    {
    z->state = STATE_VACANT;
    continue;
    }

    bool allowed = false;

    for (int j = 0; j < z->ndetected_rfids; j++)
    if (is_authorised(z, z->detected_rfids[i],
    CurrentTime))
    {
    allowed = true;
    break;
    }
    if (allowed)
    continue;

    switch (z->state)
    {
    case STATE_VACANT:
    // They just entered the zone...
    z->speaker->PlayLoop("big_dog_bark.mp3");
    &nbs p; z->state = STATE_DOG_PLAY;
    z->state_start = CurrentTime;
    break;
    case STATE_DOG_PLAY:
    if (CurrentTime - z->state_start < 20)
    continue;
    z->speaker->PlayLoop("death_threat.mp3");
    &nbs p; z->state = STATE_THREAT_PLAY;
    z->state_start = CurrentTime;
    break;
    case STATE_THREAT_PLAY:
    if (CurrentTime - z->state_start < 10)
    continue;
    // TODO: Detect co-ordinates of intruder
    // and point and turn on machine gun.
    }
    }

    --
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  329. Question about trespassing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe they shouldn't have ignored the "No Trespassing" signs posted on the property? Where's personal responsibility? Let me guess, you don't own any property, and dwell in a large city.

    What would happen if all property goes on the market, and the 2% of people that control 90% of the wealth buy it all?

    Market commodities are things that have been transformed into human values through human effort. Why should land be anything but a common property, then? Shouldn't the only private property be the houses and "stuff" put on the land?

    That's not how Propertarians see it. If he buys an ocean front house, and a stranger walks across the beach he "owns", he has the "right" to shoot him.

    1. Re:Question about trespassing by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1
      To the barricades, comrades!

      Anyway, I thought I'd entertain you with a couple of quotes from one of your heroes.

      "Every Communist must grasp the truth, 'Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun'"
      --Mao Tse-Tung

      Our principle is that the Party commands the gun, and the gun must never be allowed to command the Party.
      --Mao Tse-Tung

      "If someone has a gun and is trying to kill you, it would be reasonable to shoot back with your own gun."
      --The Dalai Lama

      --
      Shutting down free speech with violence isn't fighting fascism. It IS fascism!
  330. Obligatory link.. by Gentlewhisper · · Score: 2, Interesting

    http://johntitor.strategicbrains.com/CopyrightProo f.cfm

    This prediction was made in late 2000, when bush just got elected probably.. so either that guy is a genius, or he is telling the truth

    "...Civil war in the United States will begin in 2004 or 2005, as the result of increasingly oppressive police state tactics like warrantless searches and other violations of American civil liberties. It will become common for people to have their doors kicked in and homes violently invaded by police looking for evildoers. The Gestapo-style oppression of innocents by an increasingly oppressive and murderous government will be worst in the cities, so many people will seek refuge in the countryside, but police will soon enough seek them out there too. Civil war will emerge as a more or less continuous series of military sieges and confrontations resembling the Ruby Ridge and Waco police massacres of 1992 and 1993, and it will begin by 2004 or perhaps 2005 (it might not be obvious in the beginning what's actually happening). As time goes on the civil war will become more and more a continuous conflict between paranoid government forces headquartered in the cities, against perceived or imagined threats in the rural civilian population. The American government will wage war against its own citizens, winning most of the battles, but the battling will drag on for years. In the nuclear war of 2015 our cities will be primary targets, so the civil war will end then in favor of the rurals when the government and its domestic armies are destroyed. In this way the nuclear war will be regarded by the survivors as a good thing..."

    You will need my home defense system detailed above =)

    1. Re:Obligatory link.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      between paranoid government forces headquartered in the cities, against perceived or imagined threats in the rural civilian population. ...you forgot "against the paranoid lunatics armed to the teeth in the sticks." Government does not have a monopoly on paranoid lunacy and unjustified violence...

    2. Re:Obligatory link.. by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

      There is a major, and I mean MAJOR flaw in the whole John Titor story: if the particular brand of "multiple world theory" espoused is in fact true, every possible series of events will occur. The world will be completely incinerated by nuclear weapons tomorrow...and at the same time, it won't. In at least one universe, "Earth" has never existed, in another, neither have you (and you never will).

      Yet, somehow, this time-traveller is simultaneously unconcerned with the effects his presence will have because it doesn't matter, but is determined to warn about events that will absolutely come true in that particular "worldline" and we should do something to change that, because it couldn't hurt. No, it wouldn't make any difference whatsoever--every possible series of events would play out regardless so there's no point trying to "change" anything.

    3. Re:Obligatory link.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it wouldn't make any difference whatsoever--every possible series of events would play out regardless so there's no point trying to "change" anything.

      I don't agree. I thought that the 'many worlds' are still affected by probabilities, so if we do something to make a certain future less likely, it will occur in fewer worldlines. It will still occur in some worldlines, but not as many, and I think that's still changing something.

    4. Re:Obligatory link.. by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      "Government does not have a monopoly on paranoid lunacy and unjustified violence..."

      You're right - they just want to have a monopoly on them.

      Unfortunately for the state, never gonna happen.

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    5. Re:Obligatory link.. by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

      It's still a load of crap.

      The current understanding of all this stuff is well explained here and makes the whole story pretty laughable:

      http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/elegant/

      "The only reality that matters is ours."-- Teal'c, Stargate SG-1

  331. home defense reply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a stereo installer i have put in quite a few alarms. the fact is that no alarm on earth can stop someone from breaking into your vehicle. if someone wants to throw a rock through the side window and run, they can. no alarm will stop that. But, there are things that you can do to make your vehicle less of a target. use a sunvisor on your windshield when you arent going to be using it and have the front roll ups tinted. this way these thugs cant easily see if there is anything of value in the car. on that note, leave any items of any value out of sight, even change in the ashtray or just close it. to a desperate person who hasnt eaten in days, the glass in your car isnt even an obstacle. people break into cars for the change on the seat. the glass didnt cost them anything. maybe add a perimeter sensor (radar)to the alarm. most can be added easily to existing alarms. this way if the thug is browsing or window shopping, the perimeter sensor will at least warn you before they have broken in while they are looking to see if you have anything of value. have the security light stay on all the time. given two vehicles one under constant light, and another only when a motion sensor has turned it on, the thugs go for the safer or easier car. thugs hate light. if there are some good vehicles to break into and your vehicle is obvious about the alarm, they may choose to hit yours last, once an alarm sound in a quiet neighborhood, thats it, thats the last car they can hit until the heat cools off. also, look into larger, industrial sirens for the car alarm. these are typically used for homes and business and with a dedicated installer, can be shoehorned under the hood, so that when your alarm goes off. you know that its YOUR alarm, and it wont just be you waking up to it, every neighbor is going to be roused and maybe someone just might get a glimpse or a liscense plate or the type of car they drive. they usually work in small teams. you have to make it as unattractive a target as possible. at least she may be able to call the pigs when it happens instead of later in the day when she notices it.

  332. Re:Circle of jerk by nordicfrost · · Score: 4, Interesting
    You're missing the point of escalation. In Norway, most people don't have eeasy access to firearms in their homes. The burglars know this, and it is very, very seldom they carry a piece. Why? Since they want to be as little incarcerated as possible. Rob a house, 3 years. Rob a hous, get caught with a gun, 5 years while the possible benefit of having a gun is slim to fuck all.

    now, be do have our fair share of murders and stuff (Approx. 60 murders in a population of 4,5 million) but remarably few of them are done with guns. On the other hand, we hav A LOT of MP3s (sub machine gun, full auto), AG3s (Assault rifle, full auto) and Glocks in private homes due to the national guard. But I have never, ever heard of a case where someone has picked up thir rifle to scare the thief away. There are several reasons: If the thief is armed, there's a chance he'll assult you and not run awa since he thinks attack is the best defense. You might end up killing an unarmed person, that is murder unless you were defending yourseld. (note to texans: shooting a garden gnome thief in the back is not self defence). If you detect the thief, the odds of hum bolting away is a lot greater than him attacking you, since it will make him face potentially more problems.

  333. you sleep at night? humm... by o0m · · Score: 1

    you sleep at night? humm... well if you do how about lights and/or tvs on timers to make robbers think you are awake. make sure they are are random so some one can't case that place. cams are also a good thing if you want to take pic of who took your crap but I would talk to the police and find out if they recommend anything and what kinda rez they would need to get a match on a photo. my 2cents. -MIKE

  334. Try a garage... by bergeron76 · · Score: 2, Funny

    In most US states if someone breaks into your home and you kill them, you can't really be held liable. By getting a garage, if someone should break into your car (assuming it's in said garage), you can safely kill them!

    Now, how you get your garage home, is an exercise left for the reader.

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    1. Re:Try a garage... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might want to post anonymously the next time you give out legal advice so you don't get sued when some Slashdotter winds up with a homicide charge.

      According to http://www.zianet.com/desertx/law/interview.html "it is not okay to shoot someone simply because he has broken into your home. You have to have a reasonable belief that he is threatening you or another person, such that you believe he may kill you or do you great bodily harm."

    2. Re:Try a garage... by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      You have to be in direct physical danger from the intruder. And even then, it's risky to even try.

      A burglar fell through a man's skylight onto a knive left out in his kitchen and sued the homeowner. The burglar won the suit.

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    3. Re:Try a garage... by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      A burglar fell through a man's skylight onto a knive left out in his kitchen and sued the homeowner. The burglar won the suit.

      That HAS to be an urban legend. I can't find it on snopes, but I can't find it on any reputable news archive either

    4. Re:Try a garage... by bergeron76 · · Score: 1

      Yes, that's why you have to make sure that you kill the intruder. If they survive, they can bring a civil suit against you. If they're dead, they can't. Their family could try to, but it would be much more difficult for them to win the case.

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  335. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by Chomp · · Score: 1
    I will never understand people like you, who are bothered by the average person having the right to defend themself when their life is clearly being threatened.


    This is and endless debate, and I should probably know better than to try and change someone's mind, but here goes anyway.

    Someone breaks into your house. He is armed, you are not. You lose some valuables.

    Someone breaks into your house. You are armed, he is armed. You lose nothing, he loses his life.

    Now tell me which is the greater evil.

  336. Use a cam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    something like http://www.linksys.com/products/product.asp?prid=6 50&scid=38 motion detector built in, emails on its own, snapshots or live video feed direct to your pc to record activity. I recall an outdoor version, but don't have the link anymore. Thanks!

  337. In North Carolina... by students · · Score: 1

    a miner can legaly use any means to defend a mineral clame, according to the staff at one of the nearby tourest attraction/mining locations.

  338. mod -1 by bani · · Score: 1

    -1 armchair lawyer

    1. Re:mod -1 by Bloodmoon1 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Wrong, moron. Don't be so quick to open your damn fool mouth, it makes you look mentally retarded when people show exactly why you should have just stayed quiet.

      Try ex-armed guard. We had to learn when we could and couldn't shoot people. Someone steals a bag of money from a armored transport but doesn't give you any reason to believe they are going to attempt to harm you, you can't shoot them in Colorado. They pull a gun on you, but turn and run before you fire on them, you cannot shoot them. Well, you can, but you'll get a murder charge. I was mearly trying to get across the point that it is highly advisable that anyone looking into self-defense means learn their local laws. Before I knew mine, I assumed it was cool to blow away some fucker stealing lawn gnomes. Turns out it's not... except in Texas.

      And then there was my time in the military, but that's a whole different society. There, you shoot anyone coming anywhere near that airstrip that doesn't go by you first. Those 15 ft. high razor wire topped fences are there for a reason, and it's to encourage people to make sure those guard towers don't come in handy.

      And speaking of Mods, what happened to my +1, Insightful? I don't really care, but it's kind of odd it just disappeared without a -1, Overrated or anything else in sight. I'll just chaulk it up to some sort of pussy censorship.

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    2. Re:mod -1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your +1 Insightful mod must have been "taken away" when the moderator chose to give up the mod and post in this story.

  339. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get the fuck out of here you tree hugging hippie!

  340. Missing the point by craftyimp · · Score: 3, Informative

    Okay okay okay, too many comments about guns.

    Guns are not a reasonable solution for Yo Maing's problem. He/she specifically says "not looking for something that would get someone injured." Guns injure people. Besides, buying a gun and getting proper training just is not an interesting solution to the problem.

    If you really want to do a security system on the cheap look into fish alarms like http://www.outdoorsweekly.com/ultrashackfishalarm. html

    If you have one of those, you can set up a tripwire fence of barely visible fishing line around a piece of property so that when somebody or something trips it, a loud alarm goes off with flashing lights. You'll want to go with a non-nylon fishing line though because nylon stretches too much. My dad has used this system while camping in Alaska to ward off grizzlys and he's still alive too!

    If $20 is still too much, you can make your own trip-wire circuit: http://www.aaroncake.net/circuits/alarm1.htm

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  341. Being 100% serious here....... by GuyFawkes · · Score: 4, Insightful


    This is like the two guys from the nature film crew, one cameraman and one soundman, filming the lions... one of the lions gets all menacing and starts to make a run towards them...

    The sound guy kneels down and starts taking of his boots, the camera guy starts laughing and says "you won't outrun a lion like that."

    The sound guy says "I'm not trying to, I'm only going to outrun you."

    OK, same principle applies, and I'm being 100% serious here.

    You do NOT need to make yourself 100% impregnable, you only need to make sure you aren't the most attractive to the thieves etc

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  342. A couple of options by JamieF · · Score: 1

    1) 24-hour security guard. Make sure to provide coffee and a GameBoy lest this guard fall asleep on the job.
    2) Take the radio out of the car and put a sign on the car window that says "no radio in car".
    3) Get insurance and STFU. Seriously.

    If your mom lives in a neighborhood that's so bad that people will walk up and break into a car that has an alarm and a security light just to see if something interesting might be inside, then there's not much you can do to stop them with force, short of a locking garage or a grumpy ape on a chain in the front yard.

    Maybe you should make the car look like less of a valuable target. If you're worried about the windows being smashed, leave the doors unlocked (and maybe the windows rolled down a bit) but buy a Club and/or LoJack so that there's no damage done while the attacker figures out that this car is a P.O.S. that's not easy to steal.

  343. One word: Geese by rmdir+-r+* · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Not those little Canadian geese, the ones with the three foot long necks (I can't remember what they're called. Damnit. Someone help me out here). I have a friend who lives in a... bad area, and trust me, NOONE messes with their three geese. Those suckers will A) Wake up the entire neighborhood B) Rip off a finger C) Crap on your shoe and D) Go for the gonads, all within ten seconds. They're kind of messy, but trust me, nobody is messing with them.

    1. Re:One word: Geese by Archon-X · · Score: 1

      These would be Toulouse geese.
      They're lovely creatures, just not against intruders.

      And, according to my mother, "they still use them at Dewars or Glenfiddich or whatever distillery in Scotland.. 40 of the blighters"

      We used to have a flock of 12, and it will be my undying memory of the entire dozen chasing an exchange student up our driveway, after, despite all warnings, they decided to throw rocks at the geese.

    2. Re:One word: Geese by Archon-X · · Score: 1

      Ah, here's the article..
      http://www.manchesteronline.co.uk/news/ s/118/11867 4_have_you_met_our_new_security_guard.html

    3. Re:One word: Geese by rmdir+-r+* · · Score: 1

      A single exchange student? A brave, brave lad... if not very bright.

  344. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about...

    Someone breaks into your house. He is armed, you are not. You get killed, your wife/husband gets killed, you lose some valuables.

    Someone breaks into your house. You are armed, he is armed. You lose nothing, he loses his life.

    This is the scenario you need to be looking at. If someone comes in with a gun, they are more than willing to kill. They're not thinking, "Oh, I better defend myself."

    If they really wanted not to have a confrontation with you, they would wait until you weren't home to break into your house.

    The reason I know because this was the scenario where I used to live. My family has known two different families robbed and someone (in the family) killed or wounded, and one family who had a gun and chased the robbers off.

    I do like the idea of the previous poster who talked about a rifle. Also, more imposing, more likely for the robber to GTFO when s/he sees that pointed at them.

  345. Border Collie! by schon · · Score: 1

    Get a border collie!

    They're big enough that they will make an intruder think twice, and they're smart enough that you can teach them to do some pretty amazing things - and sometimes you don't even *have* to teach them.

    Then I looked down and saw he was coiled up front under the steering wheel just daring anyone to try and get in the car.

    I went to the store one day, and left my border collie in the car.. while I'm in there, I hear someone honking their car horn - LOTS.. when I come out, there's some teenagers looking warily at my car, and my border collie inside, sitting in the driver's seat, hitting the horn whenever one got too close.

    The kids weren't up to anything, but it kept them away.

    Seriously, get a border collie - they're a lot of work (you have to take them running every day) but they're the best all-around dogs there are.

    1. Re:Border Collie! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, get a border collie - they're a lot of work (you have to take them running every day)

      Seriously, have you considered your audience? Maybe you're trying to help us by forcing us to go outside every day, but most people around here aren't even home enough to take care of a border collie. We, like most border collie owners, would very likely end up with a dog with serious emotional problems due to lack of stimulation.

      Geeks need cats. A vet student once told me that a cat requires all of 3 minutes of exercise per day. And they can do that in an apartment. They don't mind if you want to sit at the computer all day, because they just want to sleep in your lap anyway.

      Also, border collies aren't very big. I wouldn't be intimidated by one. Yes, they could do some damage due to speed and intelligence, but an 80lb+ dog is more of a deterrant. I remember someone recommending an Irish Wolfhound for protection. They won't defend your property, but they will defend their family; usually by standing up, at which point the intruder goes, 'Oh, shit, that's a big dog'.

    2. Re:Border Collie! by schon · · Score: 1

      have you considered your audience?

      Yes, I have. If you're a true geek, you're smart, and would want a smart dog.

      like most border collie owners, would very likely end up with a dog with serious emotional problems due to lack of stimulation.

      got a reference for that statistic? Every single border collie I know (and I know a lot) has emotionally stable, happy dogs. My experience has been that if you can't handle a border collie, you can't handle having a dog at all.

      Geeks need cats.

      First of all, please stay on-topic - what good is a housecat against an intruder? Second of all, as the owner of two cats, they require more than three minutes excercise per day.

      border collies aren't very big

      They are in the same size category as labs and sheperds. Male border collies average 50Lbs, which is large enough for a watchdog - they have a deep enough bark to scare someone who can't see behind the door.

      an 80lb+ dog is more of a deterrant

      I've owned large breed dogs (great dane). 80lb+ dogs require much more room than a border collie, while a border collie needs room to run, they require very little space indoors.

    3. Re:Border Collie! by Graff · · Score: 1
      like most border collie owners, would very likely end up with a dog with serious emotional problems due to lack of stimulation.

      got a reference for that statistic? Every single border collie I know (and I know a lot) has emotionally stable, happy dogs. My experience has been that if you can't handle a border collie, you can't handle having a dog at all.

      Border collies are great dogs, very smart and very loving. The big thing about them is that they need to be working to truly be happy. If you don't engage them daily in some sort of working activity they tend to develop psychological problems. The activity can be playing with the kids, fetching some balls, taking a long walk, whatever.

      If you don't have kids I'd say that you are better off getting a border collie and another type of dog, preferably a non-herding dog that gets along well with other dogs and is somewhat active. Take them both out to play and the border collie will tend to naturally herd the other dog as part of their playing. Both dogs will come back inside your house exhausted, but happy, and its much less likely that they will develop any psychological problems due to inactivity.
    4. Re:Border Collie! by Graff · · Score: 1
      Whups, the link got mangled when I did some editing. Here's the text with the link fixed:

      like most border collie owners, would very likely end up with a dog with serious emotional problems due to lack of stimulation.

      got a reference for that statistic? Every single border collie I know (and I know a lot) has emotionally stable, happy dogs. My experience has been that if you can't handle a border collie, you can't handle having a dog at all.

      Border collies are great dogs, very smart and very loving. The big thing about them is that they need to be working to truly be happy. If you don't engage them daily in some sort of working activity they tend to develop psychological problems. The activity can be playing with the kids, fetching some balls, taking a long walk, whatever.

      If you don't have kids I'd say that you are better off getting a border collie and another type of dog, preferably a non-herding dog that gets along well with other dogs and is somewhat active. Take them both out to play and the border collie will tend to naturally herd the other dog as part of their playing. Both dogs will come back inside your house exhausted, but happy, and its much less likely that they will develop any psychological problems due to inactivity.
  346. Godfather by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Make the punks in her neighborhood an offer they cannot refuse.

  347. Video by blogeasy · · Score: 1

    I would recommend video surveillance. It is very cost effective to do these days and you can even get digital recorders for added convenience and automation. Remote access and off site storage of video isn't even that hard or expensive either. I've constructed systems under $700.

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  348. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by Moofie · · Score: 1

    You must live in Belgium.

    If you won't defend yourself, how dare you expect other people to defend you?

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  349. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by SlamMan · · Score: 1

    In Maryland, its in threat to person, or inside your house.

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  350. Re:You've got guns, don't forget lawyers and money by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As much as I hate to admit it, booby traps are illegal, and for good reasons. As the article stated, firefighters or other emergency personnel who may have had a legitimate reason to enter the premises would have been at risk too. I do think that the judge's conduct was outrageous and I hope some sort of sanctions can be brought against him. People who go out of their way to stand up for the rights of criminals against their victims in cases like this are scum.

  351. While everyone is talking law, here is GA's take by platipusrc · · Score: 1

    From GA Code 16-3-21:
    (a) A person is justified in threatening or using force against another when and to the extent that he or she reasonably believes that such threat or force is necessary to defend himself or herself or a third person against such others imminent use of unlawful force; however, except as provided in Code Section 16-3-23, a person is justified in using force which is intended or likely to cause death or great bodily harm only if he or she reasonably believes that such force is necessary to prevent death or great bodily injury to himself or herself or a third person or to prevent the commission of a forcible felony.
    ---
    Obviously, preventing death and great bodily injury doesn't include the protection of property, so we should at what a "forcible felony" is instead, so here we go!
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    Forcible Felony is defined in GA Code 16-11-131 subsection (e):
    (e) As used in this Code section, the term 'forcible felony' means any felony which involves the use or threat of physical force or violence against any person and further includes, without limitation, murder; felony murder; burglary; robbery; armed robbery; kidnapping; hijacking of an aircraft or motor vehicle; aggravated stalking; rape; aggravated child molestation; aggravated sexual battery; arson in the first degree; the manufacturing, transporting, distribution, or possession of explosives with intent to kill, injure, or intimidate individuals or destroy a public building; terroristic threats; or acts of treason or insurrection.
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    A "forcible felony", as described in the Chapter 11 of Title 16, includes burglary, robbery, armed robbery, arson, threat of use of explosives, and hijacking of vehicles. So if you are present, then deadly force may be applied in those situations.

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  352. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by Moofie · · Score: 1

    The first situation is the greater evil. He intended to harm me, and I was unable to prevent him.

    In the second case, he intended to harm me, and I prevented him from doing so. I am completely within my rights. It's not like I went to HIS house in the middle of the night and threatened HIM...

    Don't want to get shot? Don't break into my house.

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  353. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And $50 of damage constitutes a reason in the eyes of Texan law to fatally shoot a thirteen year old girl.

    Fuck that. Fuck Texas, and everyone who's ever voted there.

  354. Car Security on a cramped budget. Very cramped. by Mulletproof · · Score: 1

    I've always wondered how well those little self-contained motion sensor alarms you can find at Home Depot or Walmart would fair as an extremely budget car alarm, or at very least the foundation for one. They're not more then $30 in most places I've seen and I imagine you could hook a lot of stuff into it. About the only serious problem you would have would be disarming, though most are timer activated, so that wouldn't be too much of an issue; Just feed in the code before 30 seconds expire. If sensing movement outside the car is a problem, I imagine you could place it so it's detection radius is limited.

    The creative geek could link so much into this small, cheap, portable package it's not even funny.

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  355. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 1

    Someone breaks into your house. You are armed, he is armed. You lose nothing, he loses his life. Now tell me which is the greater evil.

    It's a no brainer. The asshole who CHOSE to break into my house, knowing that I was home, clearly intended to harm me. My only choice was to kill him. Or, if it would make you feel better, I could give his family my stereo as a consolation prize. What you're ignoring here is the element of personal choice. The criminal chose to target me. I did not choose to be robbed. That is what makes the difference as to which is the greater evil.

  356. Pool open - place your bets: How old are you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've got 12...

  357. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by Agent__Smith · · Score: 0

    >American's are so funny. They haven't a clue how fucked up they are.

    Well BB, I guess once a douche, always a douche... You just seem to get more douschey with time...

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  358. Trying a different angle... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Why don't we just implement canings like in Singapore in addition to the regular punishments and fines? Nothing teaches people to respect authority like a giant wet bamboo pole across the back. I'm sure Michael Fay isn't ever going back there, and if he does, I'm sure he wouldn't be dumb enough to break the law again. They say there is no teacher like pain and in a lot of cases, this seems quite true. Yes, it sounds like cruel and unusual punishment, but maybe we should just think of it as a spanking for grown-ups. =) When in doubt, CANE!

  359. Elegant Simplicity by eric2hill · · Score: 1

    Just confront an intruder once and there's one less intruder in the world.

    No, I'm not kidding.

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  360. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by Wanderer1 · · Score: 1

    Are you willing to bet your life on the goodwill of someone who has demonstrated that they have no goodwill towards you by breaking into your home?

    Did you think about it before you posted that? Have you thought about the possibility before you concluded "which is the greater evil?"

    I have. I will not leave to chance the disposition of someone who enters my home uninvited. It would be a failure of my responsibility to myself and my family if I did not exercise the means to eliminate a threat to them within my own home.

    Where will those statistics be when that person is standing in the door of your bedroom at night?

    Bill

  361. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by renehollan · · Score: 1
    13 year olds in Texas know better than to go around smashing windows and causing property damage. Heck, 6 year olds know this.

    Hmmm.

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  362. Cost-effectiveness. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 4, Insightful

    However, these able-bodied societal leeches that suck down money from those of us that are middle class can rot AFAIC. Lock them up and throw away the key.

    You do know how expensive it is to imprison people, right? Especially since we have to make room for a hojillion non-violent weed smokers, and thus build new prisons?

    It's cheaper to educate and train someone than it is to imprison them. But both cost money, both are social spending. It's just that the latter option doesn't even pretend to have a positive effect; it just tried to prevent future harm.

    --grendel drago

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    1. Re:Cost-effectiveness. by aelbric · · Score: 1

      Here goes my Republican membership card too.

      I agree with you that "weed-smokers" should not be in jail. In fact I believe that the best thing any American president could do is to decriminalize marijuana and some other classifications of "illicit" drugs. The problem is our approach to these problems not the amount of taxes we raise. Some of these things cannot be solved by throwing more money at them. Prohibition didn't work, neither will the war on drugs.

      Granted, the issue is not as simplistic as that, but you get the idea. Keep my money in my pocket and leave the prisons for the rapists, murderers, and other violent felons.

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    2. Re:Cost-effectiveness. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > It's cheaper to educate and train someone than it is to imprison them. But both cost money, both are social spending. It's just that the latter option doesn't even pretend to have a positive effect; it just tried to prevent future harm.

      Execution is cheaper, and unlike your solutions, it guarantees no further harm will come from the animal in question.

      Legalize the drugs. Exterminate the violent criminals like the filthy animals they are.

    3. Re:Cost-effectiveness. by MMaestro · · Score: 1
      It's cheaper to educate and train someone than it is to imprison them. But both cost money, both are social spending. It's just that the latter option doesn't even pretend to have a positive effect; it just tried to prevent future harm.

      True, its cheaper to educate someone on the topic, but how do you keep a young, energitic teenage from sneaking out of school/home/college dorm to smoke weed? All the money in the world won't teach kids to stop doing bad things without turning schools into prisons (I've seenen high school bathrooms dirtier than road-side pitstops.)

    4. Re:Cost-effectiveness. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's cheaper to educate and train someone than it is to imprison them.

      Only if they want to be educated.

    5. Re:Cost-effectiveness. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It's cheaper to educate and train someone than it is to imprison them. But both cost money, both are social spending. It's just that the latter option doesn't even pretend to have a positive effect; it just tried to prevent future harm."

      How can you educate people who don't want to learn? You are talking about the very people who didn't take it upon themselves to stay in high school and better themselves. And now after they commit crimes, you want me to pay with my tax dollars so they can get free college educations? You know what? Bullets are cheaper than prisons.

    6. Re:Cost-effectiveness. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Geez.

      It's cheaper to educate and train someone than it is to imprison them.

      You're assuming the lazy leeches want to be educated and then go to work. But maybe I misunderstand, are you saying that education and training is good because it pretends to have a positive effect? Please take off your rose-collored glasses and join the rest of us here in reality.

      "You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him think."

    7. Re:Cost-effectiveness. by Umrick · · Score: 1

      Yes it's expensive to imprison. It's a cost of our own making.

      We currently imprison non-violent drug offenders, frequently resulting in violent offenders getting early release due to overcrowding. Legalizing drugs would eliminate the non-violent offenders, and eliminate the draw for violent offenders. Sin tax it and use the revenue to provide prevention/education if you have to.

      Stop giving prisoners the right to pursue nuissance law suits. We have plenty of issues with lifers suing over piddly things, and judges being unwilling to summary judge for fear of overrule on appeal.

      Make prison, well, prison. Some states are better about this than others.

    8. Re:Cost-effectiveness. by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      I'm in high school now, and trust me, people smoking weed is the least of the problems here.

  363. If there's a market.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t

  364. Yeah, let's be sensitive... by Stryker2 · · Score: 1

    and understand the criminal's need to victimize others. Sheesh, no wonder you posted AC. Dealing with conditions that lead to crime is a good thing, but it is not terribly relevant at the instant you are faced with an attack. Studies have repeatedly shown that people that resist are less likely to be injured than those that meekly submit. If you want cites, do your own homework; it's trivial nowadays. Search for Kleck, an anti-firearm ownership researcher that changed his views after gathering and analyzing the evidence.

    I support the Salvation Army, other homeless shelters and food pantries, but that doesn't mean I'll choose to roll over the next time someone tries to break into my house.

    My wife was burglarized while I was on an unaccompanied tour in Korea. A month later she heard someone trying to pry a window open about 2 AM. She chambered a round in her handgun and said she'd shoot if he(presumably) came through the window. She heard someone drop to the ground and run, and never had another problem. I too have used a firearm to defend myself. I didn't have to fire, but it helped convince two punks to leave me be.

    You may choose to be victimized if you wish. Don't project your sheephood onto others, however.

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  365. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by philipgar · · Score: 1

    Or he could be a frenchie. . .they don't believe in hurting people who try to take their property. Twice in the 20th century the US had to step up to the plate and kick german ass because they wanted french property. The ultimate answer to the removal of property has always been and will always be death. As sad as it may appear.

    Phil

  366. Nonlethal maybe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not deploy a booby trap or sentry gun that coats the intruder's legs with an expanding, air-hardening foam, and sprays phosphorescent mace into the eyes at the same time? Shouldn't be that hard with some DSP in your control circuits.

  367. What doesn't work, what might. by dr2chase · · Score: 1
    Guns. (Years ago) my downstairs neighbors had a "gun for safety", of course they left it in the house when they went to work and I was sleeping late. Burglars stole it; I'm damn glad I didn't surprise them.

    Guns. After my grandfather died, burglars broke in to the empty house, stole all the lovely guns (some of which I should have inherited). Fortunately, the clueless bozos wrapped them in a cheap rug, instead of the dozen-thousand-dollar antique.

    Dogs. My aunt had a dog, very barky, too (at least he barked at me). She was burgled, too. Unless you like dogs, and like walking them, this seems like a poor idea. (Consider what else you could be doing with the dog whenever you are walking it.)

    Jaguars. A neighbor of a friend kept one, told his girlfriend to feed it while he was on vacation, she skipped a few days, the cat almost took her head off before it was shot. (Guns ARE good for animal pests.)

    Motion sensors are good. It might be interesting to use a black light, instead of a regular one, so that any people (usually wearing detergent-brightened clothes) will glow in the dark.

    There's a sprinkler that is supposed to repel pests -- it detects motion, orients, and squirts some water in the direction of the motion. Might work on people, too; at least, it would get their attention.

    Cameras are good; a hidden camera is good for keeping a record, but if there was an obvious lens-looking thing with a blinking red LED where someone was sure to see it, all the better. The obvious "camera" should trigger a loud alarm if someone messes with it.

    We had a cat once, that like nothing better than to surprise you in the yard, in the dark, by climbing up your leg fast like it was a tree. Get a cat like that.

    It's a shame that you cannot train a skunk. Certain parts of the world, a plastic snake on a string, plus a rattling noise, would do the job nicely.

    1. Re:What doesn't work, what might. by teddlesruss · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Several people have now mentioned these devices that track locate and squirt moving targets such as rabbits and pests.

      No-one's said that they can be filled with things other than cold water or fox pee. Like HiLite bright Dye... Combine your webcams with a nice bright dyemark and your perpetrators may well be a bit easier to find...

      Not lethal, not (usually) harmful, but it might be effective. Especially if you have a few of these things set up around the place...

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  368. Re:Alarm (to notify) Gun (to defend) by IoN_PuLse · · Score: 1

    I think "the guy" would be more intent on coming back and killing you for shooting a gun at him, whether you hit him or not.

  369. sure we cant add coaxial autocannon... by riprjak · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...to the motion sensors??

    It would be effective and have serious "Aliens Special Edition" cool factor.

    I recommend a LED counter for rounds that gets to zero when there are still a few thousand rounds left... so they only *think* its safe :)

  370. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by Agent__Smith · · Score: 1, Informative

    >Someone breaks into your house. He is armed, you are not. You lose some valuables.

    Someone breaks into your house. You are armed, he is armed. You lose nothing, he loses his life.

    Now tell me which is the greater evil.

    The greater evil is in being naieve enough that you think they will just take your stuff, and let you be in peace. Make it more realistic...

    Some coked up armed criminal breaks into your house. Your wife gets raped, you get shot or stabbed, and your tow year old gets to witness it all when he wanders in because the ruckus woke him up.

    Oh, I almost forgot... AND YOU LOOSE YOUR STUFF.

    STUFF is replaceable. My family is not. You want my stuff that badly, then by all means take it. It is easy to get more. You threaten my family, then the gloves come off, and we throw down.

    If they want stuff, they can easily watch to see when no one is home and come in to get the stuff. If they come when someone is home, they are either looking for more than stuff, high on something and not in a very stable state of mind, stupid or desperate. I do not want to meet a criminal in any of these conditions unable to DEFEND MY FAMILY.

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  371. Re:Rifles, shotguns, pistols, etc. for home defens by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    I take issue with shooting to injure, though. If at all possible to disable without taking life, one should try.

    Rule is "shoot to stop the attack". Once the attack stops you have to stop shooting. (Again: In most jurisdictions.)

    Humans are very tough. Stopping an attack in progress will do serious damage. Can't be helped.

    Aiming "to disable" is VERY HARD. Doing it when you're actually being attacked, and SUCCEEDING in hitting what you're aiming at, is virtually impossible. The "stop" targets are large and move almost in a straight line. The "disable" targets are small and rapidly moving in varying directions. You'll miss. Count on it. And if you miss you are very likely to be injured or killed, IF the guy was really attacking. So it's not someting you attempt when you're being attacked and really ARE in fear of life-or-limb. That's why shooting to disable is, in many places, considered evidence that the shoot was premeditated assault rather than self-defense.

    "If you had the leisure and presence of mind to aim to disable, why were you shooting at all?" Shoot to disable and you'd better have a good answer for that question when it's asked, first by the police, then by the prosecuting attorney.

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  372. Why do that when you can... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Buy a sign that says, "This is a gun-free home."

    Then stick it right on your front door. Yeah, I'm sure the criminals will skip over your house then.

  373. Hmm... Yeti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Anyone have a holographic Yeti generator to scare away intruders? :)"

    After years of attempting to develop a portable Holographic Yeti Generator (HYG), after all its no good to leave your HYG active when you move from one home to the next as frequently the new owners are somewhat... disturbed by the presence of virtual yeti.

    So after contacting numerous Sherpa and after a few visits to Nepal I've learned that Holographic Yeti are no substitute for the real thing. While by no means being 'portable' in the strictest sense of the word a large station wagon to strap him to the top of works quite well.

  374. LBM (Appearances can work too) by einhverfr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What the parent poster is implying is that owning a gun is less important than it is for the criminal to think you do.

    Therefore, I would suggest doing as follows:
    Get a nice NRA bumpersticker and a Beware of Dog sign. Note you don't actually need to have a gun or a dog to make this effective... If you put the bumper stickers on your cars and the sign on your window, it might help a bit.

    As a bit of a joke, she could get a toy poodle ;-)

    I have used similar techniques when required to protect my environments. For example, once I had to go away for two weeks and was unable to lock my door in an area where breakins occur sometimes (though relatively infrequently).

    I moved the computers to the back room and covered them, and placed a desk right across from the door. On the desk I placed such books as "The Satanic Witch" by Anton LeVey and an open printout of "Sir Gawain and the Green Knight" in the original Middle English open to a random page (assuming that a burgler wasn;t likely to recognize it, and to add to the air of scary ritual, etc). I also placed a clay chalace with a bit of dried dark liquid in the bottom and some other sinister-looking stuff.

    It was a lot of fun. For better or worse, nothing came of it.... The idea was to make anyone who entered the apartment feel uneasy and encourage them to leave as fast as possible without taking anything. It should be noted that breakins in that area were usually drug-related (as in involving drug use just prior to the breakin) and such people might steal stuff, but did not generally steal valuables. For example, I knew of someone whose toothbrush was stolen....

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    1. Re:LBM (Appearances can work too) by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      I'm every bit in your school of thinking.

      Most of my homes have had "Protected by *somebody*" stickers on them. Since 99% of criminals will profile the area, I make it known that I'm generally a badass, that I keep odd, unpredictable hours, and so forth. And I always take out my copy of the Satanic Bible when I do go places, because most criminals are pretty superstitious (I've had people over in the past selling drugs or whatever look at the book, quickly conclude their business, and then run to their cars, peel out trying to leave. Nothing scares a two-bit thief more than that book).

      It also helps that I generally get to know the neighborhood. People around me know that I'm not shy about using anything near me as a deadly weapon if it ever became necessary. Long hair and heavy metal will go a long way towards ensuring your security.

      Results? Every wave of crime that goes by misses me? Do you consider that to be results? When break-ins abound, I get passed up. It's pretty cool. Doesn't work, though, if the criminals outnumber you in a big way (because I have had stuff stolen before, when we were instead trying to live low-key. My policies have changed since then).

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    2. Re:LBM (Appearances can work too) by macdaddy · · Score: 1
      What the parent poster is implying is that owning a gun is less important than it is for the criminal to think you do.

      This very thing is a critical premise behind the effectiveness of the concealed carry of firearms which is legal in all but . Studies based on interviews with convicted felons both in and out of prison have shown that criminals are more concerned with encountering an armed civilian than they are encounting an on-duty police officer. That fear of trying to rob the wrong person (an armed person) keeps the crime rate in shall-issue states noticeably lower than what their average should be. My state, Kansas, had the 32 highest population in 2000 and yet ranked the 19th highest total crime index (TCI or crime rate) in the country. That's right, little old Kansas. Land of Oz, wheatfields, large flat plains, and cattle ranchers. And we have a crime rate significantly above average per populus. Those numbers are hard to beat.

      You don't have to own and carry a firearm in a state that does issue concealed carry permits. You do however benefit from those that do utilize their permits whether you realize it or not. The criminal doesn't know if you are one of the citizens licensed to defend themselves effectively or not. (unless your home town newspaper editor and sheriff thinks they'll rock the boat by publishing the names of all licensed citizens in their area; this has happened before).

    3. Re:LBM (Appearances can work too) by Craig+Davison · · Score: 2, Informative
      That stuff doesn't look sinister, and it isn't going to scare anyone. It just makes you look like a nerd. Same goes for trenchcoats, army boots and skull jewellery.

      Unless you're just joking and I didn't pick that up.

      If you wanted to scare someone out of your house maybe you could keep pet snakes in plain view, or leave bear traps and broken glass on the floor. Appear crazy.

    4. Re:LBM (Appearances can work too) by Afrosheen · · Score: 4, Funny

      Stinking of cheap cologne, hairspray and marijuana smoke probably goes a long way towards keeping people off of you as well. Add to that your primered 1984 Iroc Camaro with non-matching wheels leaking oil in the driveway, and you have a perfect front. Nothing to steal here, keep moving. As a matter of fact, if anyone breaks in, they'll probably get robbed instead, or at the very least get a contact high.

      Old school stoners are still the scariest kind.

    5. Re:LBM (Appearances can work too) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey.. I bet the original posters mum will just LOVE this idea!!! :)

    6. Re:LBM (Appearances can work too) by CodeMonkey4Hire · · Score: 1

      I hate to point this out, but isn't a crime rate based expressed as a ratio of crime to population so that it comes out 17.1 per thousand people? I think that makes Kansas's population a bit irrelevant.

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    7. Re:LBM (Appearances can work too) by phearlez · · Score: 2, Funny

      I know I can't be the only person moved to almost hysterical laughter when reading I'm generally a badass on Slashdot....

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    8. Re:LBM (Appearances can work too) by macdaddy · · Score: 1

      It works out the same either way. Six of one, half a dozen. Our crime rate ranking in a fixed number of states should be equal to that of our population. If we have the 32nd largest population of 50 we should have the 32nd largest crime rate of 50. Having a crime rate greater that 32nd indicates we have a below average TCI. A crime rate above 32nd (which our's is) mean we have an above average TCI. All things being equal, if crime was consistent and ever X person committed Y amount of crime across the US then population would parallel TCI. Make sense? You could take the ratio route, how 1 in Z people commit crime in state ABC. You're representing the same data in another manner. It all says the same thing in the end. The ratio approach makes it more difficult to compare all 50 states at once though. You have to calculate each state's ratio and list them in numbered order to determine who ranks above someone else. That's the benefit of the ranking system. 32nd and 19th obviously don't match. :-)

    9. Re:LBM (Appearances can work too) by macdaddy · · Score: 1

      I almost forgot to give you a link to some useful data. I wish they'd take the time to plug the most recent UCRs into their algorithms and calculate the most recent years. I just might have to do that myself.

    10. Re:LBM (Appearances can work too) by CodeMonkey4Hire · · Score: 1

      I really don't want to start an argument over this, but....

      Consider the entire US. It would rank 1st in population vs. all of the states, but its crime rate should be near the middle.

      If you can accept that then you will realize that crime rate and population ranks should not necessarily correspond. Otherwise you would be arguing that every kind of rate we can report for Kansas should be about 32nd. i.e., your literacy rate, your unemployment rate, etc. or else something is terribly wrong.

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    11. Re:LBM (Appearances can work too) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even better, this was pointed out by a guy with the handle "phearlez" (which I assume is leet-kiddie for "fearless", unless you are terrified of lesbians or something).
      Thanks, you made my day!

    12. Re:LBM (Appearances can work too) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



      Funniest. Comment. Evar.

      .

    13. Re:LBM (Appearances can work too) by macthulhu · · Score: 1
      Damn. Here's what you do... I'll sit on a barstool drinking HOT coffee in your driveway. Then, when intruders approach, Afrosheen will shine a flashlight on them, and make comments like above. The potential burglars will be scalded horribly by the spray of lava-hot coffee that spews from my mouth... much like the clipboard-copystand that I am currently drying off. Thankfully, my keyboard was spared this time.

      Doesn't IROC stand for Italian Retard Out Cruisin'? Seriously... that was the funniest comment I've read in weeks.

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    14. Re:LBM (Appearances can work too) by geoffspear · · Score: 1
      Shh... you're not supposed to point out to people that they have no grasp of statistics whatsoever.

      Like when Brit Hume claimed that you're more likely to be murdered in California than to be killed in action in Iraq, and just gave the numbers of CA murders and soldiers killed in Iraq in the same time period, without considering the total population of California and the total number of soldiers in Iraq.

      By this sort of use of "statistics", I can easily prove that it's MUCH more dangerous to walk down a sidewalk than it is to fall from a plane at 10,000 feet with no parachute.

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    15. Re:LBM (Appearances can work too) by grassy_knoll · · Score: 1

      [snip comments on fake Satanic Rituals]

      Funny, I thought that was how you got rid of Mormons in the neighborhood, not criminals.

      [badum-ching]

    16. Re:LBM (Appearances can work too) by CodeMonkey4Hire · · Score: 1

      I am more afraid that someone else will read such misuse of statistics and "learn" from it. We need to comfront ignorance where it lives.

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  375. Re:Alarm (to notify) Gun (to defend) by JustAnotherBob · · Score: 1

    You hit the issue right on the money. Risk. And this is the major consideration in wether or not your area requires the use of lethal force. If children are educated from the time they are youngsters about the dangers of a firearm rather than just trying to keep them safely ignorant about this powerful weapon. There is a far lower chance they will play around with them. And in case they do decide they want to play with the firearm, that is why all firearms should be locked in a physical safe/enclosure. Those palm combination handgun safes work wonders, they are easily and quickly accessable when needed, plus provide a layer of physical security from the youngins. Givin that 35 gang members rushing your abode is not a very likely occurance, it is always possible a group of a few people could be targeting homes in an area, and IF they do decide to break into your home, I highly doubt that they will only be carrying a can of spray in case they encounter any resistance.... most likly the intruder(s) will have a firearm or a knife, both of which in a hallway would do more damage to you than your spray would to them.

  376. Where do you people live? by supertomcom · · Score: 2, Funny

    Man, IT really has fallen in the shitter. We got the smartest people on earth talking about gangs in their neighborhoods....

  377. How real Geeks do it by soft_guy · · Score: 1

    Get a good job at a high tech company and be able to afford to move out of shithole neighborhoods like the one where your mom lives.

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  378. Protection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Six-foot fence. Three big dogs. Locked doors. And, yes guns. Residents who can shoot straight. No problems for seven years. MAKE your place (and you) be the least likely target(s). Nothing is 100% effective. Just like a condom. It doesn't always work, but it's much better than nothing. (Unless you want the baby and/or disease...)

  379. Good Security practices. by Chucklz · · Score: 2, Informative

    Here are some suggestions that don't involve firearms.

    1.) Locks. If you are like most of the US there is a Kwikset key in knob lock, and maby a deadbolt on your doors. These locks are equivalent to the old style Windows log on screens. You know, the ones that you could bypass with just the Esc key. Look into a Grade 2 or 1 knob or lever lock, and definately a grade 1 deadbolt for all of your exterior doors. Here is where you can actually let your inner geek play in the lock shop. You can get a wide variety of locks with really impressive mechanisms, mostly for pick resistance (this should not concern you as much as lock manufacturers claim, picking requires an incredible amount of skill and time, your average burglar will not possess this, or be willing to spend that much time crouched infront of your door.) and for security against key duplication. Abloy uses rotating discs, Medeco uses pins that need to be placed at the correct hight (like a standard pin tumbler lock) and a correct rotation and tilt. Mul-t-lock incorporates pin in pin construction, MIWA uses magnets.... there are a great many interesting options.

    Besides just installing the locks, you should look into a Door wrap, a reinforced strike, and of course make sure your door frame is quite sound. Hollow core doors? Get rid of them.

    Ground floor windows? There are many films that can be applied to the window, to make smashing a window a much more difficult task. Single pane windows, for example ones that open say into your basement, can be replaced with lexan.

    Trim shrubs and trees so as to make your house visible from the road. Don't allow valuable, easily portable objects to be easily visible through windows. Ask the neighbors to form a simple Neighborhood watch program. If one house in the neighborhood was robbed, expect more to be... Another good, and often free service, is to ask your local police to perform a quick security survey of the property. You may also want to ask a locksmith what he/she thinks.

  380. Why Not? by Whatchamacallit · · Score: 1

    Dig a moat around your mom's property and fill it with salt water and put sharks in it with freaking laser beams strapped to their heads! Be sure to put up plenty of warning signs and drawbridge over the drive way.

    "Warning Freaking Hungry Sharks with Laser Beams"
    "Do not stare into laser beams"
    "Do not pet the sharks"
    "Do not feed the sharks"
    "Do not taunt the sharks"

    Seriously, get some cheap web cams and set them up around the house and out the window. Find some cheap IR motion detectors and have them take photos. Either put the pictures on memory cards individually per cameras or look for a more expensive security solution with better cameras, night vision, and a DVR like storage device. Put up a sign at the end of the driveway and near the doors that says premises under surveillance.

    Get a medium to large dog. Try a hound dog they are a bit lethargic and can sit around sleeping most of the time but when an intruder comes by they bark and howl nicely. Most hound dogs are good hunters and excellent guard dogs. They are friendly and not hyper they have short hair (most breeds). Most hound dogs are really very protective of their territory and their masters. Coon hounds although not an official kennel club breed are strong and smart. They can be about the size of a German shepherd or a bit smaller. They've been bred to hunt raccoons and black bears. They are really quite tough animals.

    1. Re:Why Not? by NerveGas · · Score: 1


      Web cams? What, do you think that the FBI is going to put your pictures on their most-wanted list?

      "Yes, officer, someone broke into my car. The window will cost me $200, and they took $20 in cash. I have a picture of them."

      "Well, I don't recognize the guy. Too bad, tell your insurance company about it."

      Even when finger prints are recovered (it takes a LOT of badgering to even get the cop to try and look for them), if they aren't an immediate match, then too bad. The cops have better things to do with their time than waste it on your $300 loss.

      steve

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  381. The only sure way to stop crime: by sakusha · · Score: 1

    Don't own anything worth stealing.

    1. Re:The only sure way to stop crime: by NerveGas · · Score: 1


      Bzzt. Wrong answer, too bad.

      By the time someone knows if you have anything to steal, they've usually already broken into your car or home, or mugged you.

      I had my car broken into four times in three months. In no case was there anything at all to steal in the car.

      I've even seen people with lettering on their car that says "this car has no stereo." Well, too bad, half of the street punks that are doing smash-and-grabs would rather find cash, drugs, or a pistol than a stereo. And the only way to see if you have any of those in your glove compartment, under your seat, or anywhere else is, of course, to break into the car. That's why it's not at all uncommon to see a parking garage/lot where they've nailed fifteen or twenty cars, and most didn't have anything worth stealing. They're playing the numbers game, sooner or later, they're going to get lucky. If they cause a few thousand in damage along the way, that doesn't matter to them one bit.

      steve

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    2. Re:The only sure way to stop crime: by sakusha · · Score: 1

      Please try to pay attention, you're not getting it.

      If you have no car, nobody can smash your car window.

    3. Re:The only sure way to stop crime: by NerveGas · · Score: 1


      Fine, then. I'll get rid of my car, my house, my computer, even my clothes - after all, someone out there may want them.

      Perhaps *you're* not getting it: Law-abiding people shouldn't have to make sacrifices, law-breakers should.

      Occasionally, you might bend that a bit. As an example, I don't leave my wallet in my car when I go out. But telling someone to get rid of anything of value to avoid crime is just plain silly.

      steve

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  382. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by nfgaida · · Score: 1

    I agree with you, but if they are at your bedroom door, it is a little late.

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  383. Make them know they can't get away with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Motion detectors are nice, but instead of using lights (or concealed cameras) try a flash gun, or an 'in your face, bright I'm recording you blinking LED' on a video camera. Let them know that you have their picture.

    A flash gun will scare the crap out of them and ruin their night vision, and is more likely to get your neighbours attention than a motion detector lights (every one has lights right).

    Also sound effects by motion detector or security alarm like "Get him Cujo - Bark Bark" would challange the will of even the most hardened theif. Or maybe the sound of a police siren might so it. Or even just a dogs growl.

    If all else fails, get a moat with crocodiles! (or sharks with frikin lasers on their heads).

  384. Electric wire by HermanAB · · Score: 1

    An electric cow fence will do well as a non lethal perimeter defence system.

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  385. Switzerland by ZeLonewolf · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Switzerland: Every citizen between 18 and 40 is required to have a gun in their house. Gun deaths are near nil.

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    1. Re:Switzerland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because there is no wild west frontier mindset in Switzerland.

      There also wasn't a bunch of hapless indians around to target practice on, during the previous century.

      Ha.

    2. Re:Switzerland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm always happy when someone brings up the requirement for all (male) Swiss citizens to join the militia and keep a weapon at home. Did you know that the ammunition for that weapon in issued in a sealed container and that the penalty for opening the ammunition without a direct order is 20 years in jail!

      Chris Rock had it right. Guns don't kill people, bullets kill people.

    3. Re:Switzerland by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1
      Bollocks

      According to that info at least (10 years old I know) Switzerland had one of the highest rates of gun deaths in europe: 5.31 per 100000. Of course this is still less than the USAs 14.24, but is much more than Englands 0.41 or Japans 0.05.

      Yup, americans were 284 times as gun-crazy as the japanese in that year.

      I have read more recent articles (this year) in paper magazines which mention switzerlands problems with guns also. But I do think that the restrictions on their use, and the military training both help switzerland compared to if the guns were there but the training wasn't.

      I would have expected gun deaths to creep up a little in England since then (judging by the tastes in rap music) but not as high as an armed country.

    4. Re:Switzerland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bullshit. I live in Switzerland, and every year there are cases where some nutcase freaks out and shoots people simply because he has a gun in his attic. last year, somebody shot several kids playing near his house because they were too loud for his taste. somebody else killed a foreigner who had a bbq near his house because the smoke pissed him off. if these people hadn't had a gun near them, they would have cooled off eventually without doing any harm.

      there are, however, no cases that I know of where somebody used his gun in self-defense. usage of the gun is *forbidden*, and the ammo is sealed in some kind of tuna fish thingie. if you open it, you're toast.

      people who are pissed off anyway don't care. people who are frightened think twice about what to do, and usually the gun is stored somewhere where you can't easily get it anyway.

      LKM

    5. Re:Switzerland by dubl-u · · Score: 1

      Wow, great comment from somebody who actually lives in Switzerland. Mods, please bump this one up.

  386. Re:Rifles, shotguns, pistols, etc. for home defens by zbuffered · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Having read articles (I might even have one handy) about police who've emptied 9mm handgun clips into bad guys, only to be taken out with a single shot from a .22 pistol (the bad guy later bled out and died, but his blood pressure was high enough for him to return fire for at least 30 seconds), near-lethal force means you drop your attacker and hope he lives. If he's on his feet coming at you, you're still defending yourself.

    Those same articles reccommend shooting for the pelvis instead of the chest. Still a wide target, but if you break the pelvic bone, your attacker's body will not support their weight and they will fall. A man with a lethal wound to the chest is not necessarily going to stop coming at you until he bleeds out.

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  387. Dont lock the door. by shrewtamer · · Score: 1

    It's best to leave your doors and windows open. That way poeple will assume that you've just popped out to the shops and could be back at any moment.
    Yes I am from a different world.....:-)
    Previous posters have pointed out the poverty divide in America....exactly the same thing applies to foreign policy as well. A lot of voters are too stupid to see this. Those in power are rich and evil.

  388. 98% of felons never owned a dog as a child by woodsrunner · · Score: 0

    Any dog will intimidate a criminal. They tend to associate a dog as an attack dog. There is a stat floating around claiming that most people who end up in prison never had a dog.

    It makes sense, since dog ownership usually implies home ownership and stability... something absent from the typical criminal's childhood. On the flipside, most felons have spent more time with a gun in their hands than your mother or the average geek -- it's always best to choose to fight where you have the advantage.

    As poster stated, his mom had motion sensor light and an alarm that she didn't hear... small dogs tend to make the biggest fuss over intruders, particularily small males. Combine a male chihuihui with a voice activated lite and you could easily spook a dilligent thief into believing somebody has noticed them even if no one is home.

    As far as attack dogs, the unusually quiet lhasa is the most feared among meter readers because they tend to sneak up on intruders and bite them like a pirranah.

    I would never have a dog that was a fighter or would bite someone... It's like having a loaded gun lying around a day care. Better just to keep them out of your house.. blood is so hard to clean out of the carpet.

    I prefer a large female dog for my protection dog. Large females are territorial and tend to stay home. My dog is a black/brown husky with one blue eye.

    She would not bite anyone unless they were violent, but she is scarry when she wants to be and will run bears out of the yard. When I walk her down the street, people tend to cross the street to aviod her.

    1. Re:98% of felons never owned a dog as a child by The+Lynxpro · · Score: 1

      "Any dog will intimidate a criminal. They tend to associate a dog as an attack dog. There is a stat floating around claiming that most people who end up in prison never had a dog."

      That is bull$hit. Most white-trash criminals own pitbulls. So much for that half-baked theory sponsored by PetSmart.

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    2. Re:98% of felons never owned a dog as a child by branteaton · · Score: 1

      you, sir, are an _a$$_. pit bull is an inflamtory term for a breed that has had human agression culled with ruthless efficiency. who would enter a fighting pit to handle a human-agressive bull terrier?

      i fear to confuse you further (a feat apparently easily accomplished), but you need to know that responsible handling of the breed resulted in three variations that a well know for solid temperment and a decided _lack_ of human agression. see google for descriptions of the staffordshire bull terrier, the american staffordshire terrier, and the american pit bull terrier.

      white trash is as white trash does - sinking in igorance and avoiding opprtunities to learn. where stand you, the distinguished gentleman of faceless internet flaming?

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  389. Re:Rifles, shotguns, pistols, etc. for home defens by renehollan · · Score: 1

    I agree with you. It's also why I prefer a shotgun. I just figured that someone was going to trot out the "a rifle is more accurate and easier to maim with, not kill" argument, and not dispute that, up front. "Easier", of course, is a relative term, and does not address the overall difficulty.

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  390. A Bit Wierd but... by Firethorn · · Score: 1

    There is a case on record of a criminal continuing to advance despite warning shots fired from a full auto!

    F*** you and your high powered rifle!

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  391. Sounds good by contagious_d · · Score: 1

    A desert of shit and dead grass might help keep the criminals away. I say skip the geese all together and just start going to the bathroom in the yard. For added effect, you could strip naked except for some suspenders and a bowtie while doing so. Scream obscenities and wave a cow head on a stick. I think you could obtain the head by slipping $20 to the right guy at the slaughterhouse. What country are you in? If you have poisonous snakes around, these could be stapled to the cow's ears. That way it would be a weapon as well. No one would come near your house. Trust me.

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  392. Perspective by siskbc · · Score: 1

    And even if you had a firearm AND was trained AND noticed the crime? You confront the burglar and hope he/she runs away? If they are armed as well - and in the US, that's a pretty small if - they might just turn on his mom. And since burglars have almost always less to loose, they are much more likely to fire first. And "win". You are probably better off screaming for help, since that will deter most thieves just great.

    I don't think you're seeing how this plays out. It's not like "High Noon." If you have a gun in your hand and you see them with a clear shot, you fire before they see you. If you can't do that, don't pick up the gun, and make a different plan (like evacuation). But any self defense class will tell you you don't go up and challenge them to a duel. And screaming might not work well - you're not going to be audible outside your house, and you've just announced your location to a thief. Really dumb idea.

    The problem with you americans is that you only can see violent ways out of every situation. Hasn't your president learned you anything? Violence begets violence.

    Not saying I disagree with you on this with regard to Iraq, but overapplying that sentiment isn't a good idea. They said that in 1938-1941 here too. There is a time and a place for violence, and when you're being attacked or invaded, I think that may be an appropriate time. Do recall that the only reason you're not speaking German natively (assuming you aren't German) is thanks to the violent tendencies of Americans and our willingness to volunteer ourself for causes that don't necessarily have an immediate, homeland impact for us. I don't think the passiveness that pervades Europe these days is a 100% good thing. I don't see a problem with appropriate self defense, something France didn't even practice in WW II. Appeasement has to stop somewhere.

    And no, I don't own a gun, in case that matters.

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  393. Sonic Barrage by Grail · · Score: 1

    I'm a big fan of the sonic barrage.

    Basic theory is, threshold of pain is about 120dB, so make your alarm louder.

    There are certain limits you have to meet due to noise pollution laws, but by being creative with the number and position of audio transducers in and around your vehicle (the important ones being in the vehicle), you can make the sound painfully loud when someone sticks their head in your car, and still keep to legal limits on noise pollution outside the vehicle.

    Hopefully the thief (because that's what they are by the time their head is inside your vehicle) will withdraw from the vehicle before they go deaf, otherwise you could be charged with malicious damage or assault.

    Of course, if you don't have the money for a security system, you could just not leave valuables in the car, and trade the vehicle in for one that's not attractive to joyriders and spare parts dealers. I often leave the glove box and cigarette trays open just to show people that there's nothing in there worth taking. The tinted windows don't help though, and I've had a number of breakins because they thought there might be something worth taking.

    1. Re:Sonic Barrage by NerveGas · · Score: 1


      I completely agree. I have a siren inside the trunk of my car that will practically split your skull in two. But it's only loud at all if the trunk is *open*. The idea being that if someone hasn't gone to the trouble to disable my alarm (which could, of course, happen), then they'd better be wearing ear plugs if they're going to rummage through my trunk.

      Yeah, it's a very small amount of protection. Maybe not even any at all. But it was only $20, and I was in a good mood that day. : )

      steve

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  394. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wish I hadn't just used up the last of my mod points. Possesions being more important than a human life is considered flamebait? While I think he could have phrased the bit about American's a little better, the fact that he was so quickly modded down somewhat validates his point.

  395. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Simple question:

    Why do you think the robbers were armed?

    Could it be because they set out to kill someone if necessary, so they could commit their crime? Seems to me, anyone should have a right to defend their life when it is threatened.

  396. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by Darby · · Score: 1

    Anti-gun activists in Louisiana brayed that the streets would run red with blood if such a law were passed, and the law was passed, and, of course, blood hasn't run down the streets...

    No, it's just running down the walls and the curtains and... ;-)

    Seriously, I think the idea that they even had to pass a law saying you could defend yourself is pretty stupid.

    I live in the city of Chicago where it's illegal to own a gun. Curiously enough, this didn't stop 2 different people from getting shot in my neighborhood within the last month.

  397. Trap them? by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    What would be nice is if you could just trap the little buggers automatically without you even having to wake up - next morning you just call the cops and have them picked up. Of course if you happened to be away for a couple of weeks it would be too bad that they starved to death..

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  398. Remote ion turrents by darkonc · · Score: 1
    A couple of remote ion turrents, then add some motion sensors and cameras to the mix. At that point any intruder into your base is gonna be toast. . . . . .
    Uhh. I've been playing Tribes too much.

    Get a dog.

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  399. The assault weapons law expires on Monday by HermanAB · · Score: 1

    Woohoo: http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/09/12/gun.ban.ap/index. html

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  400. security for your car by cheesehammer · · Score: 1

    I have sensor lights in the driveway but the crims just use them to see whats in your car they dont care because its 4am in the morning. What they dont know is my lights are for my 620line hi-res camera using supervision cam motion dection software HA just the other day I gave the police a nice color photo of a thief that was down my driveway. I can tell you they were most impressed! -Revenge tru Technologly

  401. So, what's the next topic? by bkrog · · Score: 1

    So now we have 'home defense.' That topic would seem to have a pretty tenuous relationship to the original and basic purpose of this site...this entire issue seems 'off-topic' to me. If those interested in 'home defense' issues and discussions there are far better forums and sites than slashdot to find information and to debate and discuss these issues. What's next? Users posting questions like "I live in [insert State of USA here] and I'm thinking of refinancing my home. Does anyone have any information about reliable lending sources and Real Estate agents?". Acceptance of items like this dilute the worth and purpose of the site.

  402. Warning shots by Lesrahpem · · Score: 1

    I agree with the other people here, in that you really should buy a gun of some kind. Learn how to use it and practice at a firing range frequently.

    As far as warning shots got, I've got a story about that. There's a farmer who lives just outside of my town (I know him) and he has two identical shotguns. He keeps one in a gun case in his house and the other under the cusions of his couch. If someone starts messing with his livestock or anything he takes the one from under the couch and fires it in the air. When the police show up about a discharge firearm he directs them to his shotgun in the gun case, which is of course not loaded and has not been fired. I'm not sure if the police actually know he has the other one, he may not have it legally. His strategy works though. He used to get vandalized a lot and have people tip his cows all the time. Now, no one ever goes out there.

  403. I know this is a little trite, but I have to ask. by LiberalApplication · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Where the hell do people get the idea that a warning shot is EVER a good idea. Too much TV or movies perhaps?
    I know this is a little off-topic, but with regards to common behavior involving firearms and self-defense as portrayed in movies and television, why is it that people will point a gun at someone's torso, and then hesitate long enough to find themselves in serious trouble? Does this actually happen in real life?

    What's always come to mind is that were I in possession of a firearm in a situation in which I was being threatened, I could easily fire the weapon with no intent to kill. Aim for shoulders, arms, or legs. Small target? Miss your mark? Fire again. Immobilize the aggressor. Yes, they could bleed to death, but is it really inconceivable to use a firearm in a nonlethal/non-deadly manner?

  404. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by HalfFlat · · Score: 1

    You know, I used to think that the high rate of gun ownership in the US was largely responsible for the incredibly high rate of murders, higher by far than any other similarly wealthy nation, and that effective gun control could reduce this tragedy.

    But the above poster and other commenters are saying, it's better to kill someone than let them steal.

    So the NRA and their followers are right: gun control will do little to help. Because it is clear that the reason the US has such a high murder rate, is that it is populated to a large degree by sociopaths.

  405. Reminds me of a joke. by spinlocked · · Score: 1

    Q. What's a Shih Tzu?

    A. One that hasn't got any penguins!

    Linda Smith, BBC Radio 4.

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  406. Re:I know this is a little trite, but I have to as by renehollan · · Score: 1
    I know this is a little off-topic, but with regards to common behavior involving firearms and self-defense as portrayed in movies and television, why is it that people will point a gun at someone's torso, and then hesitate long enough to find themselves in serious trouble?

    Most people do not want to harm others, even if they are in harms way.

    What's always come to mind is that were I in possession of a firearm in a situation in which I was being threatened, I could easily fire the weapon with no intent to kill.

    This gets you on the wrong side of the law in many jurisdictions and it isn't so "easy". You probably won't get a second chance.

    I agree that a non-lethal shot is preferable, from a moral perspective, but the situations in which this is legal, and more prudent, are extremely rare.

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  407. Re:Alarm (to notify) Gun (to defend) by mastagee · · Score: 1

    Guns are problematic. First, there's the obvious safety issue of having a gun in the house. Second, there's the fact that if you miss (or even if you don't), you could toss a bullet through a wall and kill your kid sleeping in the next room or the neighbor down the block.


    Thats why you should buy hollowpoint ammo for a handgun -- much less likely to travel through things such as walls and people.

    Though personally I would prefer a pump action shotgun for home defense. Not that you would even have to fire it in most cases -- I would think the trademark noise that it makes when loading one would be enough to scare most intruders away. And god forbid you actually have to use it -- you're much more likely to hit your target with a scatter gun than with a 9mm.

  408. Obviously you haven't seen Red Dawn [NT] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    subject SAYS "NT"!

  409. Re:You don't "kill someone because of tresspassing by Chrax · · Score: 1

    Interestingly, if you shoot them and kill them, you're within your rights (assuming of course your life was in danger and that it's fairly evident), but can be sued if you handicap them as a result (i.e. shoot them in the shin). No citations, I just heard this from a local cop.

  410. Plus warnings shots are too slow by tentimestwenty · · Score: 1

    If the person is going to shoot you, a warning shot is only going to give them more time to do it while you reload or re-aim your gun. If you're ballsy enough to have a gun at all, you better be prepared to use it because 99% of the time it's going to make the situation so tense that if you don't you will be killed.

    All that aside, if you were ever forced with a home intruder there are a million ways to get out of the situation unharmed. No one really wants to shoot you no matter how crazy they are. Given the smallest choice, they'll choose NOT to. Shout, run away, quietly call 911, they 're all effective.

    Personally, I think it's completely asinine to put such value in your personal possessions that you'd want a gun around to protect them. If you're so concerned, install a security camera and get the intruder on video. It'll be short trial.

    1. Re:Plus warnings shots are too slow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, it will be a short trial and you can even have video of someone raping your wife, or killing your childern.....

      There are times when people break-in and have no intent of stealing "personal possessions" but are intent on doing much more sinister things.

      If someone breaks into my house and wants my TV, they can have it......If someone breaks into my house to do me or my family harm then that requires a different reaction.

    2. Re:Plus warnings shots are too slow by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Personally, I think it's completely asinine to put such value in your personal possessions that you'd want a gun around to protect them.

      Most guys I know don't consider their wives, mothers, sons, and daughters to be "possessions" but would have no problem ventilating someone who even suggested he might be threatening them.

    3. Re:Plus warnings shots are too slow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FWIW, well over 90% of the time, you don't have to pull the trigger. You display your weapon and the bad guy suddenly realizes he'd rather be somewhere else. Yeah, you need to be ready to shoot if necessary, but usually it's not necessary.

    4. Re:Plus warnings shots are too slow by MarcQuadra · · Score: 2, Interesting

      HA! It'll be a short trial, and a short sentence, and even less time served.

      I want to live in a place where people who enter other people's homes to steal their shit don't make it out alive.

      If we're going to imprison so many people, we may as well make them work for us too, prison should be more than waiting to get out, it should be either school, work, addiction treatment, or labor.

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    5. Re:Plus warnings shots are too slow by Fjandr · · Score: 1

      Personally, I think it's completely asinine to put such value in your personal possessions that you'd want a gun around to protect them.

      I think it's completely asinine to promote defenselessness and zero first-response protection. With few exceptions, the police are reactionary. They don't (can't most times, and aren't legally obligated to at any time) prevent crimes in most cases, they clean up after whatever happens before they can get there.

      Shit happens, and it happens when you least expect it. A firearm is a tool like any other. Nobody expects a house fire to happen to them, but you keep fire insurance and extinguishers handy (or you bloody well better). House fires are a lot LESS COMMON than violent crimes. There's no stigma about being prepared for a house fire, why is there one related to being prepared to defend your family or property from another?

      This attitude completely baffles me. Nobody really wants to shoot you? You need to come out from under your rock. There do exist people out there who are violent for the hell of it. I have a cousin (by marriage a couple times removed, but a cousin nonetheless) who is currently in prison for helping beat a guy to death. They don't necessarily need a gun or a motive to harm you. You want to get a real lesson in people you don't know doing you bodily harm? I've got a neighborhood in NYC I'll drop you off in. We'll see how you do there. Nobody will have a real motive to hurt you, your logic will keep you perfectly safe and secure. Go ahead, bring a cell phone dial 911, it'll be over before the police get there.

      I know you weren't talking about location, but you were talking about people, motive, intent, willingness to kill, etc. It all exists out there, and "out there" can occasionally end up in your home, even if you live in the quietest, prettiest neighborhood in the world. "Asinine" is a descriptor of those who decry the concept of protecting themselves.

  411. Ninjas! by emilng · · Score: 4, Funny

    Better yet, you can mount some ninjas in those turrets.

    THAT would be cool.

    1. Re:Ninjas! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that should have been NINJAS! something about clod here...

    2. Re:Ninjas! by kninja · · Score: 1

      Actually that would be totally sweet, especially when they flip out and kill people!

    3. Re:Ninjas! by mgcarley · · Score: 1

      I keep a crossbow (loaded, with saftey on) in my freezer (back of house, easy to get to in the event of a confrontation... my office is two rooms over, where they would most likely be trying to steal one or more of my computers, hi-res cameras, digital cameras, video and dv cameras and miscellanous gadgets), and a glove handy so the metal doesn't stick to my hands.

      Mostly used to scare off religious zealots, but has been necessary to point it at one too many humans. That person tried to file charges for my pointing the weapon at them (safety was on), but didn't when they realized I had a witness and a recording showing that they were trying to break down my door.

      (By one too many, I mean I've only actually needed it for my own safety once).

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  412. Re:Circle of jerk by shogun · · Score: 1

    we hav A LOT of MP3s (sub machine gun, full auto), AG3s (Assault rifle, full auto) and Glocks in private homes due to the national guard

    I assume you mean mp5 not mp3 there, i've never considered using loud music to effectively scare away burgulars myself.

  413. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by swv3752 · · Score: 1

    There have been many cases were some one has driven off attackers by brandishing a weapon but not using only to have the the attackers come back and beat or kill the homeowner.

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  414. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

    Now plese post your address so we can come and peruse your possessions.

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  415. I find that offensive by argoff · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I find your attitude offensive. There are so many honest people in the world who have had desperate circumstances, unequal wealth, and bad situations - and who were good honest and even productive inspite of it all. In fact, the history if the United States is made of such people. You really slap these people in the face when you suggest that "well all we need is the right circumstances"

    The best way of all to stop crime it to show people that they are destined by choices and not curcumstances. The second best way is to set a good example.

    Taking money from one set of people just because they have more - is a great way to teach people why it's ok to steal and take things - just because you percieve you need it more than they do. Making social programs that center arround circumstance is a great way to teach people that it's not about their choices but their situations. It would seem to me that all of those would have the exact opposite effect as intended.

    Not to mention that history has shown that the only effective way to reduce poverty and bad situations is to increase freedoms - especially economic freedoms, a progreesive tax does just the opposite. It's like that saying - if you can shit on one wealthy man - then you can shit on 10000 poor men.

    1. Re:I find that offensive by zbuffered · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that history has shown that the only effective way to reduce poverty and bad situations is to increase freedoms - especially economic freedoms, a progreesive tax does just the opposite. It's like that saying - if you can shit on one wealthy man - then you can shit on 10000 poor men.

      This is pretty heady stuff that would take years of study (ie a degree in economics) to be able to make an informed opinion about and not be just making stuff up. Can you back up these claims with historical, scientific proof? That would be really great.

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    2. Re:I find that offensive by argoff · · Score: 1

      This is pretty heady stuff that would take years of study (ie a degree in economics) to be able to make an informed opinion about and not be just making stuff up. Can you back up these claims with historical, scientific proof? That would be really great.

      Maybe some proof, maybe not enough, but I'm really glad you mentioned that though becuase it reminds me of another thing that is really offensive to me. Since they're the ones taking the money coercively, the burdon of proof is those who want to take it, not me. But I have never seem them give proof.

      No I've seen politicians give allot of bullshit, take allot of money, and when things don't get solved - then they insist they get more money cuse that's they need to "just get it to work forever" because the problem was that they "never got enough to begin with". Well bullshit, where's their historical scientific proof?

    3. Re:I find that offensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Almost all the time its the wealthy people who shows that its okay to steal. When they do it they have expensive lawyers.
      If you want a system like that to work then the rich have to have some morals, which they dont have right now.
      I agree with you on what to do to descrease poverty but that you say about progressive tax implies that people are not morally corrupt. Shitting on a rich man will do wonders to the 10000 poor men if the rich man was corrupt.

    4. Re:I find that offensive by Tyndmyr · · Score: 1

      Choice is an illusion.

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    5. Re:I find that offensive by Sinterklaas · · Score: 1

      I find your attitude offensive. There are so many honest people in the world who have had desperate circumstances, unequal wealth, and bad situations - and who were good honest and even productive inspite of it all. In fact, the history if the United States is made of such people. You really slap these people in the face when you suggest that "well all we need is the right circumstances"

      The thing I see is that there are many people in the US who are honest and who are productive, but who don't get rewarded. People who have two jobs, no time to raise their kids and who might not have healthcare. If you then get sick you are really in trouble. On the other hand, many of the people who earn a lot don't deserve to earn that much, at least not because they are honest or hard working. Take NBA stars who make millions. They just profit from the talent that they were born with and play a game, just like many other people are doing, but are not being paid for. The only difference between them and the guy at McD who plays basketball in his spare time is that the latter guy lacks a bit of talent. Or look at the high ups at Enron and other 'short-term profits over ethics' companies who pay themselves millions while they run the company into the ground. Or look at the people who just profit from the money that their parents earned. Or look at the people who only got where they are by having connections. Or look at the people who are dishonest and still make millions.

      I don't see why hard-working people should be offended to ask those people to give up part of their wealth for the rest of society. Of course, then you also ask things from people who do earn their money by working hard and being honest, but those people generally have also gotten lucky. Not in the least by having good health.

      The best way of all to stop crime it to show people that they are destined by choices and not circumstances.

      True, but part of the problem is that poor kids see what happens to the people who are honest and hard working vs the people who choose a life style of crime. The first group usually has to work very hard just to get by and the second group has money to spare. Of course the downsides of the second choice are quite bad (jail-time or death), but most human beings have this wierd way of thinking that 'it won't happen to me'. Key to change this is to shove these downsides in their faces, but also to give kids the ability to really move up, whatever their inherent capability. Education is very important in achieving this. This is also why in EU, the state pays enough for your education (depending on how much your parents make) so that everyone can afford to go to college. Part of that deal is that you pay back the state when you profit from that education and earn a good living. Another important way to get people to make the right choice is to improve the life of the honest and hard working people, for instance by providing healthcare for low earners.

      Taking money from one set of people just because they have more - is a great way to teach people why it's ok to steal and take things - just because you percieve you need it more than they do.

      You can just as well turn it around and say that paying taxes is important to teach people to share and to mind those who can't take care of themselves. Also, I really doubt that the poor really steal from the rich, it's more the other way around.

      Making social programs that center arround circumstance is a great way to teach people that it's not about their choices but their situations.

      It really depends on what the program does. For example, a very big problem with junkies is that they see no way out. Many of them live their life going from crimescene to fence to dealer and that life style doesn't really give them the opportunity to find a job and a home. Putting them in jail really doesn't help either since it only provides punishment, but not a feeli

    6. Re:I find that offensive by ACPosterChild · · Score: 1

      Taking money from one set of people just because they have more - is a great way to teach people why it's ok to steal and take things - just because you percieve you need it more than they do.

      That's because your thinking on this problem hasn't raised above the 12-14 year-old level.

      See, my mom busted her ass at multiple jobs, to earn only $100 a week, with which she had to raise 2 children. (This was the 80's). We couldn't afford milk or meat. About once a month there would be extra meat left at the restaurant she worked at. Mom busted her ass, doing everything she could, but couldn't keep up. We never starved, but I almost always was hungry. Of course, I can see how the company owner (where she worked as a graphic artist) would need his new boat more than I percieved I needed nutrition.

      But, of course, it's still all her fault because of her choices. The fact that she had a technical degree, a job, and got married; then had her husband drafted into the Vietnam war, who came back an alcoholic and drug addict and left her on my 1st birthday (about a week after she was pregnant with my brother, too early to know about), and couldn't find a good job in a bad economy, that's all choices. Yup, just her bad choices, and she is right to have been left to suffer the consequences!

      Yeah, ok.

    7. Re:I find that offensive by ACPosterChild · · Score: 1

      What a fucking troll.

      1) There is plenty of proof that programs like after-school programs in the inner-city definitely p lower crime rates and improve the choices of the growing children.

      2) We're not talking baout giving people who make 30k an extra 60 so they can buy a Lexus. We're talking about giving peoplefood and clothes that they can't provide for themselves, despite working.

      3)If you're going to make claims about the "historical, scientific" proof", you need to back them up, not point at others.

      Learn to make a rational argument.

  416. Be threatening. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Same idea as the guy with the ninja sword but a bit less time consuming.

    Get some paper targets and shoot them, the people shaped ones work best. Get some that were shot up close so it looks like you can hit something. Noone will know the difference. Put the target on the outside of a door. This should be a good psychological deterrent for most people who would like to take your property.

    If you don't own or don't want to own a gun you should be able to get used targets from someone you know or punch holes in one with a pencil, looks about the same.

  417. Hire some friends by Ridgelift · · Score: 1

    I'd hire Mr. Smith and Mr. Wesson to greet you unwelcome guests.

  418. Re:I know this is a little trite, but I have to as by Phanatic1a · · Score: 1

    , I could easily fire the weapon with no intent to kill.

    Yes. That's what you're supposed to do. You shoot to stop a threat, not to kill.

    Aim for shoulders, arms, or legs

    Dear Lord, no, that's an absolutely horrible idea, and even if it works you just increased your likelihood of going to jail by quite a lot.

    A handgun is not a weapon generally capable of precision fire in stressful situations. When you train to use a gun, you learn to aim at the target's center of mass, because this maximizes your chances of hitting at all. That 'aim for his leg' bullshit is exactly the sort of 'Hollywood portrayal that doesn't happen in real life' that you're griping about.

    If you shoot that guy in the leg, then when you end up on the stand, the prosecutor is going to ask you why you shot him in the leg. It will be pointed out that if you honestly felt your life was in danger, you wouldn't have shot him in the leg, and that the fact that you did is evidence you weren't acting in legitimate self defense.

    Bad, bad, horrible, awful, Hollywood-influenced idea. If you happen to own a gun, please go out and take a real self-defense course, instead of repeating what you see in movies.

  419. Kill Bill by renehollan · · Score: 1
    I'll take my chances against someone with a sword versus someone surprising me with a pistol.

    Clearly someone who has not watched Kill Bill. :-)

    --
    You could've hired me.
    1. Re:Kill Bill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But in Kill Bill 2, and saying this won't be a spoiler to anyone who hasn't seen it because it's so non-specific, a double barreled shotgun is rather shall we say effective...

  420. Some simple things: all "low-tech" by helix_r · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I live in Baltimore city in a _very_ high crime neighborhood (albeit one that is rapidly gentrifying ). My neighhors and I have encountered all kinds of criminal activity.

    Some suburban blowhards will say to get a gun first, but there are a number of things you can do that are more effective than having a gun. Simple preventative measures will go much farther than a loaded gun in the closet. If you have to have a gun, fine, but do the things below FIRST:

    1) Keep an eye on things. Call the cops whenever something remotely suspicious is happening. Don't hesitate to call 911. The system can handle a tremendous number of calls and they know how to prioritize. Even if the police don't respond to the call, it is logged and stats are collected. In most urban areas, 911 call stats are used to allocate police resources. When calling 911 be accurate, specific and unemotional.

    2) Don't leave _ANYTHING_ in your car and use a club. Larceny from auto is the hallmark of a drug addict criminal. They want easy targets. Even change on the dashboard is worth breaking a window to them. They don't think like normal people. Be discreet, don't show off wealth or new acquisitions.

    3) Get to know your neighbors. Share information. Talk about what is happening in the neighborhood. The police in your area may offer "neighborhood watch" programs that educate folks about crime. This is usually done through their community relations department. Its a good way to learn about real crime prevention.

    Please don't get a gun because some armchair libertarians on slashdot think its a good idea. If you have a gun, it is only useful if you confront the criminal. In the VAST majority of property crimes, you never even SEE the criminal. In those rare cases where you happen to catch the punk, you will discover something that is NOT what you expect: often a child, or a desparate drug addict who couldn't care less about risking his life and yours to get away. If you have a gun and display it, you have to be prepared to kill someone and face the permanent consequences of a potentially tragic mistake and the tremendous guilt that any normal person will feel even if they kill in self-defense.

    1. Re:Some simple things: all "low-tech" by straybullets · · Score: 1

      if you happen to catch the punk, you will discover something that is NOT what you expect: often a child, or a desparate drug addict

      Bah, i don't see what truth there is in this. In my neighborhood criminals are really dangerous bad guys type and drug addicts are really dangerous too. As for kids, a gang of five petty criminals sniffing glue since age 9 can be very dangerous too.

      The police in your area may offer "neighborhood watch"

      These programs are the lamest thing ! It is so full of hypocrisy ... I don't know if they actually reduce crime but i strongly doubt it , and i sure know that i'd hate my neighbors to be nosing around at all time

      They finally got you psyched for a police state ?

      --
      With that aggravating beauty, Lulu Walls.
    2. Re:Some simple things: all "low-tech" by helix_r · · Score: 1

      Bah, i don't see what truth there is in this. In my neighborhood criminals are really dangerous bad guys type and drug addicts are really dangerous too.

      Good, so you know what you're dealing with. Many people have no idea what to expect. In no way was I saying that these people are not dangerous, they are, but being surprised about what you're dealing with is a disadvantage.

      These programs are the lamest thing ! [neighborhood watch]

      You might think so, but having people keep an eye on what is going on around them is the best crime deterent. In too many communities, people don't know their own neighbors. Neighbors are too afraid to call each other, or the police, if they see something suspicious occuring near them.

      Did you know that most home burglaries occur in broad daylight? Theives drive up in a truck and clean out the house. Many times neighbors are too concerned about "minding their own business" to do anything-- so much for not having "nosy neighbors!

  421. sound system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Instead of a motion sensitive light, have a motion sensitive outdoor speaker system:

    *bullpup cocking sound*
    "Intruder Alert! To your posts!"
    *bullpup cocking sounds all over your property*

  422. What you say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It you!

  423. Re:I know this is a little trite, but I have to as by Lt.Hawkins · · Score: 1

    Have you ever fired a pistol?

    I do, weekly, and have taken instruction in its use. It is *not* easy to hit what you're aiming for, in the dark, between 7 and 15 yards, while your adrenaline is rushing and you're under duress, and fine motor skills have gone out the window.

    If you miss while aiming at an extremity, where does the bullet go? Into your childs room? Into another apartment? Out a window towards the street and into a car or home? (Same issue as with firing a warning shot)

    If you aim for center of mass, you have the greatest chance of STOPPING the threat. You aren't shooting to kill, you're shooting to stop the threat. The moment the threat ceases to be a threat, you stop shooting, and if *safe*, attempt to render aid after calling 911.

    --
    -- My Sig is a P228.
  424. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone tries to rape you.

    A, you submit, and lose nothing but some dignity.
    B, you fight back, and maybe someone gets injured.

    Clearly, you should just allow yourself to be raped without protest.

    This sort of logic is idiotic. There is a criminal and a victim involved. It's not a symmetrical array of simple net results. The criminal should suffer potentially larger penalties than the innocent.

  425. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is and endless debate, and I should probably know better than to try and change someone's mind, but here goes anyway.
    Someone breaks into your house. He is armed, you are not. You lose some valuables.

    Someone breaks into your house. You are armed, he is armed. You lose nothing, he loses his life.

    Now tell me which is the greater evil.

    Are you serouisly trying to say that defending yourself from home invasion is wrong???
    Put down the crack pipe and step away from the keyboard. So you would not care if some pointy haired mutant breaks into your house and and rapes your daughter and kills your entire family?

    I hope you don;t live in America I would be embaresed to call you a countryman of mine. Tell you what all you people that are alwayse trying to ban gun ownership can put your names on a list and everytime someone some gets robbed,raped, or killed they can sue you.

    Sound like a deal?

  426. Re:Rifles, shotguns, pistols, etc. for home defens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Jesus fucking Christ. If you live in an area where you have to catalog and strategize your weaponry choices, move somewhere else.

  427. Home Defense by well_known_drunk · · Score: 1

    After considering statistics, I found that the solution is actually quite simple: guide your mom to become a criminal.

  428. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

    n Texas, an adult trespassing after dark can be shot. A child can be shot of they are a clear threat to person or property.

    I hear this makes repo-work ... interesting.

    --
    "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
  429. A little clarification by kajoob · · Score: 3, Informative

    You are close, but I must again say that you are incorrect on this point. Trust me, if someone stole your ipod while you were down in the great state of Texas and to exact your revenge you hunted the thief down and killed him, you would indeed be rung up on 1st degree murder charges.

    I think this may be my fault for not being entirely specific about the Texas statute, and for that I apologize. Let me try to be more explicit.....

    The statute we're both talking about is sec. 9.42 of Title 2 of the Texas Code. It does in fact say that you can kill a person to defend property alone, however, if you read to the end of the statute [specifically 9.42(3)(b)], reprinted here:

    (b)the use of force other than deadly force to protect or recover the land or property would expose the actor or another to a substantial risk of death or serious bodily injury.

    You will find that the use of deadly force to protected property is only allowed in those instances in which the protection of said property with deadly force is the only means available to prevent death or serious bodily injury to yourself or another. This is an extremely steep burden and although Texas does have that old wild west reputation, people are most certainly not allowed to kill simply for the fact that their property has been damaged or stolen.

    Again I apologize for not being specific about this earlier, and it's possible that we were both right. I hope I cleared this up somewhat.

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    Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur
    1. Re:A little clarification by Halvard · · Score: 1

      Yea, so after you shoot them in Texas, drag them across the threshhold and put a spork in their hands.

    2. Re:A little clarification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I haven't looked up the caselaw interpreting this statute, but it does not appear to mean quite what you say-- you have quoted out of context.

      It says that you can use deadly force to protect property if you believe a tresspasser is engaged in "arson, burglary, robbery, aggravated robbery, theft during the nighttime, or criminal mischief during the nighttime"

      AND

      "the land or property cannot be protected or recovered by any other means"

      **OR**

      "the use of force other than deadly force to protect or recover the land or property would expose the actor or another to a substantial risk of death or serious bodily injury."

      The part about substantial risk of death or serious bodily injury only comes into play if you potentially have some other means of stopping the miscreant.

      So, if you see that someone is about to burn down your garage and you can't get him to stop any other way (perhaps the arsonist is in a psychotic rage, or you are disabled and in a wheelchair) you can shoot the arsonist even if you don't fear for your own safety. Same goes for someone who is stealing your cattle.

  430. webcam motion detector by wart · · Score: 1

    I use 'motion' with a webcam:

    http://www.sourceforge.net/motion

    It won't scare intruders away, but it will help get a good picture of them.

    To scare them away I use 2 large German Shepherds. :)

    1. Re:webcam motion detector by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alas, the good picture will be on the stolen hdd :D

  431. Geek style? by bytor4232 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I don't know about Geek style home defense, but I have my own system.

    1. Own a gun of some sort. If someone is in your house at 3 AM and you don't know them, they are up to no good. Sorry, but they are dead. I respect all life, but the most precious ones are protected first, that is my wife and daughter.

    2. Own a big dog of some sort. My dog of choice is a Labrador Retriever. You don't need a mean dog with a bad rep. From a distance and in a crisis situation nobody is going to know a Black Labrador from a Rotwieler. A Labrador is a great family pet, and Lab will be as mean in that sort of a situation, even meaner. I've had repairmen backed into a corner before because they made the wrong gesture to me, and it wasn't even threatening. However I would trust a Labrador with my family's life, she doesn't have a mean bone in her body twords us, but cross our family however, and watch it.

    3. For home deterrent, use a automatic on/off light switch (or leave a light on) and a TV with an alarm. My TV comes on every day at 4pm and goes off at 2am. Most burglars are going to break into a house with no lights on, or a house that looks like nobody is home. Burglars are essentially lazy and just want the goods.

    4. Move to a safer neighborhood or MAKE it safer. I know, probably not an option, however I won't live in a dangerous neighborhood. I'd rather drive 45min to a half hour. If the 'hood goes to crap, I pack and move. The 'hood I live in hasn't had a burglary in about 7 years. If you have to live in a risky neighborhood, organize a neighborhood watch.

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  432. Move somewhere safer if possible by syousef · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seriously. The problem doesn't sound like its going to be fixed by arming yourself to the teeth. If your neighbourhood has turned into a sewer, putting up sewerage barrackades is only a temporary solution.

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    These posts express my own personal views, not those of my employer
    1. Re:Move somewhere safer if possible by evilviper · · Score: 1
      If your neighbourhood has turned into a sewer, putting up sewerage barrackades is only a temporary solution.

      The whole world is turning into a sewer... Moving somewhere else IS the temporary solution.
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      Slashdot gets worse every day... Pipedot: News for nerds, without the corporate slant
    2. Re:Move somewhere safer if possible by syousef · · Score: 1

      If your neighbourhood has turned into a sewer, putting up sewerage barrackades is only a temporary solution.

      The whole world is turning into a sewer... Moving somewhere else IS the temporary solution.

      Well then move to the area with the highest crime rate and lowest standard of living. (Lots of 3rd world slums to choose from). When you or your loved ones are the victims of crime, and can't get a job, send me a post card and tell me about your ideal world....if you're still alive and can still afford to. (BTW this is exactly what missionary volunteers do, with some religious nuttery added to the mix unfortunately. Of course most don't do this and try to have a family - celebacy *shudder*).

      Would be wonderful to fix the world, but start off by making sure you and yours are taken care of (without trampling anyone else's well being). That's a hard enough goal, and a better approach. Any energy you have left can go into making the world a better place, so that in the long run its easier to for everyone to look after themselves and theirs.

      --
      These posts express my own personal views, not those of my employer
  433. Curious... by TFGeditor · · Score: 1

    ...no matter what forums I vist, the ratio of head-in-sand vs. don't-confuse-me-with-facts types remains fairly constant. Is it possible that that /. really is representative of a real cross section of real people?

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    Ignorance is curable, stupid is forever.
  434. Get mom a pet by jonadab · · Score: 1

    For intrusion detection, it's hard to beat a good dog. Get a medium-sized
    breed. Small yippie dogs like Chihuahuas bark at thin air all the time, and
    so you learn to ignore them, like the boy who cried wolf too often. Oh, and
    don't get purebred -- besides the extra cost, they have too many health issues.
    Get a medium-sized mutt with some collie or setter or shepherd heritage, or
    something. A shepherd/collie mix is good. Get it young, as soon as it's
    weaned preferably; it'll be easier to train it that way.

    Grated, a dog is a significant expense, but it's also a really cool thing to
    have around, and has a lot more value than just intrusion detection. Really,
    intrusion detection is just an *excuse* to get what you ought to have anyway.

    As an added security bonus, the dog will scare off many small-time intruders,
    especially kids. But the ones it won't scare off, it will detect usually,
    so for added peace of mind combine it with a cellphone. (The police will be
    a lot more likely to come if there's an intruder in your house when you call,
    as opposed to there having been one there earlier.)

    The real value of the pet though is peace of mind. Once you've had a burglar
    get past an alarm system, you'll never really _trust_ an alarm system again.
    You feel safer with a dog in the house.

    Resist the urge to get a cat. Yeah, they eat less. But the effect is just
    not the same. The dog may wimp out and hide from the burglar, but he's going
    to make a lot of noise doing it; the cat will detect the burglar, but *you*
    may not know it. With a dog, you will know.

    I'm assuming here you're mainly worried about stuff happening when you're at
    home (though as I said the dog will scare off many small-time intruders too).
    If you're worried about protecting valuable assets, either keep them in a
    more secure location or put them where they'll be overlooked as worthless.

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    Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
    1. Re:Get mom a pet by NerveGas · · Score: 1

      As much as a dog can be a deterrent, I really hate the "I want a dog for protection" crowd.

      You see, I volunteer at an animal shelter. And for every ten people who get a dog because they want some protection, I'd say that at least seven of those dogs wind up in the shelter.

      A dog is a social animal, with feelings, needs, and emotions that need to be taken care of (in addition to the financial costs and occasional hastle/headache). And most people who get a dog for protection just aren't willing to take the responsibility when the dog's needs become an inconvenience.

      Alternatively, those who actually keep the dogs often resort to just leaving them in the yard. Stripped of all social interaction, the dog will start barking and anything and everything - just trying to find something to do, and someone to do it with. At that point, when they're barking all day and night anyway, they don't do you a whole lot of good, because neither you nor your neighbors will take the time to investigate when it barks.

      steve

      --
      Oh, you're not stuck, you're just unable to let go of the onion rings.
    2. Re:Get mom a pet by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > And for every ten people who get a dog because they want some protection,
      > I'd say that at least seven of those dogs wind up in the shelter.

      That's a gross exaggeration. You see every last one (in your area) that ends
      up in a shelter because some idiot doesn't really have the patience for a dog,
      but you never see the ones that actual human beings get and care for. The
      people who dump the dogs on the shelter (or in random places where so that
      the shelter ends up with them) are cut from the same cloth as the people who
      keep the dog chained in the back yard. People without feeling or a sense of
      responsibility. People who also use the television as a babysitter, like as
      not. Losers. Real people know how to take care of a dog, and we're talking
      here about a lonely old lady who will probably love the dog like a grandchild.

      Like I said, the watchdog schtick is really an excuse for having the dog you
      really want to have around anyway.

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      Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
    3. Re:Get mom a pet by NerveGas · · Score: 1

      That's a gross exaggeration. You see every last one (in your area) that ends
      up in a shelter because some idiot doesn't really have the patience for a dog,


      I'm not talking out of my butt here. I've dealt with both dog-lovers and dog-abandoners for almost three decades. Yes, there are a lot of good people. But the numbers of irresponsible people are staggering.

      People who do that aren't just cut from the same cloth as the groups you mention, they almost univerally *are* the groups you mention. And there's a lot of them.

      When someone in your neighborhood gets a puppy, keeps it for a month, and takes it to the shelter because they couldn't take the time to try and potty-train it correctly, you probably won't even know about it. The people that you see walking their dog every day make a lot larger impression, and give you the sense that most people are like that.

      If you don't believe what I'm telling you, go volunteer at a local animal shelter. See for yourself.

      Like I said, the watchdog schtick is really an excuse for having the dog you
      really want to have around anyway.


      If someone is willing to live up to all of the responsibilities of caring for a dog, then I'm more than happy to see them get one! There are just far too many people who get one with the idea of a watchdog who simply aren't prepared to live up to it.

      (Of course, then there are the people who want a "watchdog", so they get whatever breed has a reputation for being mean, beat it, abuse it, and encourage aggressiveness. Don't even get me started on that sort of people.)

      steve

      --
      Oh, you're not stuck, you're just unable to let go of the onion rings.
    4. Re:Get mom a pet by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > I'm not talking out of my butt here.

      No, you're talking out of the perspective of someone who works at a shelter,
      where you see 100% of the failures and a much, MUCH lower percentage of the
      successes. Your impression of the ratios is guaranteed to be skewed, by
      virtue of your situation.

      It's like asking a marriage counsellor to estimate the percentage of marriages
      that are healthy. He only sees the ones that are falling apart, so he's going
      to give you a depressing answer, one that's a good deal worse than reality.

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      Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
  435. No proof that he tried to steal your radio? by tk2x · · Score: 1

    What about the skin and blood left on your floor? Wouldn't that constitute proof? :)

    1. Re:No proof that he tried to steal your radio? by clifyt · · Score: 1

      You'd have thought so...there was a 'wad' of skin on the blade -- but that got tossed before they started investigating :-)

      I've got a lot of respect for some police officers...unfortunately, these two just were ones I gave a damn about...

  436. Motion sensing webcam software.... by catch23 · · Score: 1

    I cannot believe nobody has mentioned the linux solution for motion-detection scanning capabilities!! I've been using ZoneMinder for the last several months. It's never failed on me yet. It offers tons of features for motion sensing.

  437. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by Almost-Retired · · Score: 1

    Be carefull who you are calling the sociopath.

    To me there is one hell of a difference between the jerk who intends to rob or rape if there is no resistance, and the person who is intent on the prevention of that robbery or rape.

    The label of sociopath applies to the robber or rapist. The rest of us have a quite reasonable expectation of a peacefull existance, and a right to protect that, which is an apparently ficticious scenario in the minds of those who would think that all of societies ills are nothing more than a lack of labels, so lets label this and see if it goes away in shame.

    It often doesn't go away in anything but a body bag. But I'm not the sociopath. The jerk that put me in that situation against my will is the 'sociopath'.

    Or as someone once said: I've got a shotgun and a shovel. Any questions?

    Cheers, Gene

  438. No Problem: Empty the car and leave it unlocked by the_REAL_sam · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I learned this living in San Francisco for 5 years. I had a Jeep - over that period of time they broke into my vehicle over 100 times. That's no exaggeration, its actually a conservative estimate.

    They would steal anything greater than or equal to the value of a matchbook.

    They cut the windows, stole the battery, keyed the sides, pissed on it, cut a tire, broke the interior locks, and broke an egg onto it -- it was a brand new jeep. The city itself helped me out by writing $3000 in tickets.

    The ultimate defense was to leave it with the doors unlocked, with all essentials locked into the trunk.

    It would be nice to claim the high ground and say it was a turn the other cheek method, but actually it was just the path of least resistance, and incidentally the most effective.

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    "Forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us." -Jesus Christ The Lord's Prayer
    1. Re:No Problem: Empty the car and leave it unlocked by Jerry+Talton · · Score: 1

      The ultimate defense was to leave it with the doors unlocked, with all essentials locked into the trunk.


      Yeah, that works great...until they steal the car itself. :-)

    2. Re:No Problem: Empty the car and leave it unlocked by the_REAL_sam · · Score: 1

      I would have been so happy if they'd stolen it. At least then I would have gotten full blue book value. =)

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      "Forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us." -Jesus Christ The Lord's Prayer
  439. Linux-controlled auto-targeting sniper rifle! by Money+for+Nothin' · · Score: 1

    Because if your gun is running Linux, you know you won't miss!

    1. Re:Linux-controlled auto-targeting sniper rifle! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ooo... just imagine a beowolf cluster of these...

    2. Re:Linux-controlled auto-targeting sniper rifle! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would that be GUN/Linux?

  440. Get a Labrador! by JMandingo · · Score: 1

    My anecdotal plug for labradors:

    I have an 85 pound black lab mix, and he's great with my two daughters. Many neighbors and friends have concurred (from their own experience) that labs are generally great with kids.

    My lab is scary as hell when he runs up to and barks at strangers - big basso barks. I know this because they tell me so. And yet he's never bitten anyone, even the UPS deliverymen dogs love to hate.

    My lab always wants to make friends with other dogs. He backed down from a "Taco-bell" dog who was being agressive. But he's no wimp when it comes to our safety. He faced down a pair of 150 pound Rottweiler's when they came after me up the street, kept them at bay until I could get into the house.

    All that for $50 at the dog pound, probably the best $50 I ever spent.

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    Vonnegut was right: Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are, "It might have been."
  441. Buy a great car :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They say that new BMWs are unstealable (I know this is untrue, but for any normal thief it is) Go research.

  442. Gun? Wussy! by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1

    The standard way for americans to respond to someone hanging around their car is to send in a helicopter gunship to blow up as many of them as possible. It also helps if at least one of the soon-to-be-dead guys is filming for a network news agency. That way you are guaranteed that the rest of the world will say "Hey, those americans are really nice guys. Let's help them in any way we can."

  443. A different kind of alarm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what about an alarm that plays the sound (ka-click) of a shotgun cocking and then firing?? that should send any burglars running :P

  444. ... yet another motion sensing software by catch23 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Can't believe it has not been mentioned. Use ZoneMinder. It's an open souce product available exclusively for Linux. I've been using it for the last 4 months running 8 webcams (not really webcams, cctv cameras actually) simultaneously for the last 4 months and it's pretty stable. Most of the webcam software that I deal with previously would crash every month or so, or wouldn't capture the right scenes of motion. This piece of software supports some of the multi-input cards on the market.

  445. Offtopic - but related - Not a Car Alarm Please by the_REAL_sam · · Score: 1

    Car alarms are evil. Consider the city of San Francisco, where there are 16,000 people, and 8,000 cars - per square mile.* So each car alarm incident results in reduced quality of life for about 4,000 people who happen to live within earshot. That's not a necessary evil. It's just evil. "Out-Loud" Car alarms should be illegal, or at least disabled in densely populated areas. I've been tortured by them enough that I don't intend to report breakins of alarmed cars.

    http://www.arb.ca.gov/msei/on-road/briefs/Public at ion1.pdf

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    "Forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us." -Jesus Christ The Lord's Prayer
    1. Re:Offtopic - but related - Not a Car Alarm Please by the_REAL_sam · · Score: 1

      PS - That is, unless it's to report the car as a public nuisance, and get it towed.

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      "Forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us." -Jesus Christ The Lord's Prayer
    2. Re:Offtopic - but related - Not a Car Alarm Please by NerveGas · · Score: 1


      I had a car that was broken into four times in three months, even though there was nothing to take, and they all happened in different parts of town. I put a car alarm in, six years later, still not a single break-in. Sorry, bud, my alarm is staying.

      Now, don't get me wrong: You'll probably never hear my alarm. It takes a pretty good jolt to the car to make it go off, by the time it does, it's pretty certain that someone is breaking in to the car. On the other hand, there's a guy down the street whose car alarm goes off at least three times per night - no kidding. And he's not doing himself any favors, because like you say: Nobody cares about his car alarm.

      Like guns, food, dogs, driving, computers, and so many other things, the object isn't the problem: It's the stupidity of the user.

      steve

      --
      Oh, you're not stuck, you're just unable to let go of the onion rings.
    3. Re:Offtopic - but related - Not a Car Alarm Please by the_REAL_sam · · Score: 1

      I had a similar problem -- worse actually -- this was my solution:

      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=121564&cid=1 02 31693

      i had a motorcycle too but they stole it. i got another but chained it, and managed not to lose that one.

      The neighborhood I lived in had a well established car breakin ring -- every saturday night the clubs would fill up, and around 12:30 am [each friday and saturday], one by one, each car alarm on each car on the street would go off, in sequence, just as they were parked. From my house I could hear them all.

      over 5 years SF made over $3 grand off me (in parking tickets) but they never helped my jeep one bit. I mean, at those parking rates, you'd think they'd treat my illegally parked jeep as a prized investment or something, and protect it a little. =D they didn't. in the aftermath, the city parking enforcement was a school of sharks (organized crime), and the breakin people were just scavengers by comparison. =\

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      "Forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us." -Jesus Christ The Lord's Prayer
  446. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by number11 · · Score: 1

    Anti-gun activists in Louisiana brayed that the streets would run red with blood if such a law were passed, and the law was passed, and, of course, blood hasn't run down the streets...

    Hey, in Louisiana it's cool to shoot kids in Halloween costumes. News story Who'd know the difference?

  447. Easy - lights, panic buttons, your neighbor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Geez, for a creative bunch, the most /. can come up with is "buy gun." Looks like the knuckle dragging crowd is out.

    Uh, it takes a village. A good way to keep down crime, is to know your neighbor - neighbors who watch out for other neighbors make a heck of a difference. Neighborhood watches are a darn good idea. Have her talk to a couple of cops - I'll bet they can offer a lot of advice. Get the advice of two or three. There's probably a community relations number to call - they might have good advice.

    Lights will scare away a good number of thieves - put a couple on a motion sensor, make sure the places where a crook can hide are well lit.

    Get a panic button - ideally, something that when pressed will flip on all the lights in the house, perhaps blink 'em, and sound a very loud siren.

    Get some good, quality locks, solid core doors, re-enforce the door frame. If need be, secure the basement windows. Maybe put a motion alarm in the basement...

    When the person leaves, put a TV/radio on a timer - maybe a motion sensor as well.

    Robbers are looking for the low investment, high payoff - the more she does to make a his life miserable, the likelier that the thug will go to the next house.

    1. Re:Easy - lights, panic buttons, your neighbor by NerveGas · · Score: 1

      Have her talk to a couple of cops - I'll bet they can offer a lot of advice.

      Better yet, have her schmooze some cops. It works pretty well.

      There's a street in my neighborhood that becomes a race track at night. People along it have been asking for the police to patrol it for years, to no avail.

      On a local holiday, our neighborhood also has a reputation for illegal fireworks: To the tune of *thousands* of dollars worth. This year, they assigned two uniformed cops to our neighborhood party. We all shmoozed them, I cooked them some steaks, other people gave them drinks, food, everything. One of them even got their face painted. Then we told them about this street.

      A week later, people started getting pulled over on this street all night long. I was walking by on the sidewalk, and the officer yelled at me "Hey, you! You gave me those steaks, didn't you? Thanks, man!"

      Yep. You catch more flies with honey....

      steve

      --
      Oh, you're not stuck, you're just unable to let go of the onion rings.
  448. Simple.... by DarkMantle · · Score: 1

    Big (16 inch or so) dog dish... with "fluffy" or "killer" written on the side... then change the amount of food in it each day (to simulate eating/filling of food.) And put all this where potential thieves will see it...

    Or get a well trained large dog even it's barking is enough to tell them that someone is awake now and will be seeing them... with the motion light he'll be right where u can get a good look at him.

    Best dogs are Lab's, and German Sheppards... big/but not too big, and can be well trained to defend people...

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    DarkMantle I been bored, so I started a blog.
  449. Kleck's numbers don't add up - numerical analysis by Dire+Bonobo · · Score: 3, Interesting
    > Based on his extensive independent survey research, Kleck estimates that each year Americans
    > use guns for protection from criminals more than 2.5 million times annually.

    If you look at Kleck's numbers, they don't add up.

    Kleck's survey reported that 8% of defensive gun uses involved the target being wounded or killed. With Kleck's estimate of 2,500,000 DGUs per year, that gives us 200,000 DGU-caused firearm deaths or injuries per year.

    Studies have shown that approximately 23% of firearm injuries are fatal. Accordingly, Kleck's survey numbers imply that DGUs account for 46,000 killings by firearm per year.

    However, the total number of non-suicide firearm deaths per year is only 20,000.

    We're left with only a few possibilities:
    1) DGU gunshot wounds are vastly less lethal than any other gunshot wound. Unlikely - bullets are bullets.
    2) DGU-performing people are very good at hiding bodies. Unlikely.
    3) Kleck's survey numbers are unreliable.

    Occam's Razor points very strongly at that latter choice. Kleck's survey produces numbers that do not match reality; ergo, Kleck's survey is not reliable.

    By contrast, the government's National Crime Victimization Survey suggests that about 100,000 DGUs occur each year. At an 8% hit rate and a 23% fatality rate, that would give 2,000 defensive firearm killings per year. That's still 10 times what the FBI cites the number as, but is quite close to Kleck's own estimates.



    Why is Kleck's survey result so unreliable? Consider what is meant by "defensive gun usage": any time the presence of a gun - even if not shown - makes the owner believe a crime or attack was prevented, that's a defensive gun use.

    The last time she had a bear nosing around her yard, my mother threw a rubber boot at it to scare it away. According to the methodology used to define defensive gun usages, this would count as a "defensive boot usage" against the bear.

    Virtually anything would have worked to scare the bear off; had the boot not been available, there still would have been no bear attack. Self-reported "defensive gun usages" suffer from exactly the same bias and flaw - people report protecting themselves with a gun when either:
    (a) there was in reality no protection needed, or
    (b) any of a number of alternative techniques would have defended the person just as well.

    For example, consider this "defensive gun usage" story from a similar survey:

    `The police called. The alarm in my building went off so I went there to shut it off. Two men were outside my building, so from my car I shot at the ground near them.'

    That's self-defense? Who's to say those two men hadn't just stopped for a smoke? Similarly,

    A 58-year-old male is watching TV with a holster strapped on him. He tells us, `I was watching a movie, and he (an acquaintance) interrupted me. I yelled that I was going to shoot him, and he ran to his car.'

    This is a defensive gun usage? This is the kind of "self-defense" story that gets multiplied by 10,000 by Kleck to estimate the number of DGUs per year? No wonder his numbers are off.
    (source)

    The logical flaw is similar to the famous anti-tiger stone ("this stone repels tigers from my lawn; I know it works because I haven't seen any tigers here in downtown Springfield in the last 10 years") - whether or not a gun has made them safer, participants in this

  450. Dogs by shmokey · · Score: 1

    I have 2 pitbulls. IF someone comes near my yard I know of it very quickly. Then you get your gun. I would think that most people would be scared away by the sound of a 12 gague being chambered.

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  451. Utah by wiredog · · Score: 1
    A few years back, when I lived in Cedar City, someone in Utah shot a trespasser, in the back, after the trespasser left the property, when the trespasser had just come onto the property wanting to get help for a broken doen vehicle.

    The shooter was found not guilty. So in Utah, at least. it's legal, or acceptable anyway, to shoot people in the back after they've left your property.

    I live in Virginia now.

  452. No, dont get a dog by Canberra+Bob · · Score: 1

    Unless you have thought about it fairly thoroughly don't even consider getting a dog. If you want a good dog it takes a lot of time, and a fair bit of money (want a well built healthy dog? better be prepared to pay for decent food), that a lot of people have not taken into consideration when buying the dog. If you want a nice family pet it needs to be socialised and at least have some training, add in vet bills and food and suddenly this brilliant idea doesnt become so brilliant after all. If you want a good family pet who is also protection trained (yes you CAN have both) you are looking at many many hours of training over months and months - I generally train my dog at LEAST half an hour every day plus walks plus formal training on weekends. Yes he is a wonderful family pet and also turning into a great protection dog, but I have put an enormous amount of time and energy into turning him into that as well as careful selection when he was a puppy. It doesnt just happen overnight and it wont happen ever unless you are prepared to put the time and effort in.

    Suggesting to people to buy a dog without taking their circumstances or personality into consideration just leads to more unwanted dogs in the pounds as the idiots dont think it through before getting one.

  453. Re:Circle of jerk by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

    Tibetan monk chanting works great to scare off bible-humpers.

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    One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
  454. Well duh by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1

    It's a US website. They don't make anything in the US these days except guns, flags and movies. If you wanted technological advice you need to start reading Chinese or Japanese.

  455. I vote too. by lophophore · · Score: 1

    OK, if you feel that strongly about it, give away all your shit and move to China or Cuba or North Korea then.

    Everybody in MY country (The USA) has a chance. You just have to be willing to work really hard for it. This country was built by people who, by and large, came here with nothing. Now we have the highest GDP in the world.

    Your precious equilibrium was best described by Neal Stephenson in Snowcrash... It is a good standard of living if you happen to be a Pakistani bricklayer. (No offense to hardworking Pakistanis out there.) I want something better, for myself and my offspring.

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    there are 3 kinds of people:
    * those who can count
    * those who can't
  456. Build a garage by Jeremy+Singer · · Score: 1

    I know, its expensive. In the long run, its the most effective. The bad guys can't even see what you've got, and even if they know its there, its just not worth the trouble. Your car insurance bill should go down too.

  457. Re:You don't "kill someone because of tresspassing by killjoe · · Score: 1

    It would be interesting to do a study on people who have killed other people in situations like that. I wonder how many of them get fucked in the head knowing that they killed somebody for tresspasing or stealing something or maybe for just being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

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    evil is as evil does
  458. I dress in white by serutan · · Score: 1

    and carry my light saber. Nothing scares me anymore, except the voices.

  459. Home Defense? by emtboy9 · · Score: 1

    Well, to be honest, its not very geek, but it goes in this order:

    2 Border Collies and 1 Husky make lots of noise.
    1 shotgun, 1 .45 auto on standby

    But since that doesnt work well in cities (cops tend to frown on people with loaded weapons in crowded buldings/neighborhoods), I would really suggest a more sensible alternative... dont leave things in the car that you cant/dont want to replace.

    Of course this doesnt work well with stereo equipment and such, but I never leave anything that is "unattached" to the car in the car. It is either locked in the trunk or taken with me.

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    "Our funds have never taken part in toxic or death spiral convertible financings of any sort" -BayStar's managing partne
  460. illegal in my state... by John+Seminal · · Score: 1
    Thats why you should buy hollowpoint ammo for a handgun -- much less likely to travel through things such as walls and people.

    they are the bullets that break into fragments. you don't have to hit someone in a major organ to kill them, the spinning action of the disintigrated bullet will cut enough minor viens and arteries while spinning through the body that no doctor can stop the bleeding in time to save the person. which vien or artery of the 100's cut do you try and stich first?

    i should not say this because some people might think i am sadistic. but i like watching those er or resident programs on tlc, and predicting who will live and who will die. it is like i am god. and it is a great drinking game. try it with your buds. (hint for newbies, almost any hemmoridge in the head will result in death. i saw one episode where a guy fell off a ladder, and had a hemmoridge in his head. the doctors cut a small opening to releave the pressure, but the brains oozed right out. scene ended with a doctor saying "hope we don't get sued for that", and the other doctor responding "that sure didn't turn out like we expected").

    steel tipped bullets are also illegal in my state. they call them cop killers because they can penetrate the bullet proof vest.

    but i don't think a rifle cut down, which takes nice long bullets with a narrow circumference are illegal. they can penetrate anything, including vests or steel car doors. i know one guy who was in the army (or at least he purports to have been) who has a m-16 in his closet. every now and then, he hugs his gun and proclaims "they'll never take her away from me". too much heston me thinkith. for all i know, the m-16 could be a fake. but the loaded .45 under his pillow is not. why he keeps it loaded i will never understand. one night while sleeping he is going to blow his own brains out. one homosexual laddened fairy land fantasy will end with one hell of a facial.

    i think they should let anyone have anything they want, as long as they keep it on their own property. who cares if the guy down the street has a uzi as long as he never takes it outside the house. his possessions do not effect me at all. now if he was taking it to the supermarket i think i would care.

    i personally don't want a gun. if i am mad enough to kill someone, i want to beat the crap out of them with my own hands- ray lewis "bitch slap" style. and if anyone breaks into my house, they better be prepared for the madhouse they selected. i am not beneth sending my over-amourous dogs after the motherfuckers while i prepare the eels. and a little homemade habanero laxitives while wraping the burglar in plastic is a family favorite for the unwanted guest. needless to say, the motherfucker who tries and breaks into my house is going to suffer.

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    Rosco: "If brains were gunpowder, Enos couldn't blow his nose."

  461. Re:Alarm (to notify) Gun (to defend) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not the end all comment on pepper spray, though. I am an NRA Personal Protection Instructor, and I have a simple answer to the question of pepper spray. I have a can of it, and I use it on myself for demonstration purposes. Why? It has ZERO effect on some people. Pepper spray relies on a reaction from the body that some people will not produce. As such, you might as well pee in my face for all the good it would do you if I were your attacker. OC is tottaly different, BTW. Can you say Tear Gas? But, IMHO, that hasn't been civvy legal for a while. Too dangerous.

  462. Scary... by nukeade · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You know what would scare me away if I were breaking into a place?

    Mirrors on the doors.

    We used to have a huge mirror on a door in the hall. One night I got up to go get a drink, and for some reason someone had shut the door. I saw my reflection coming towards me in the dark after rounding the corner and nearly passed out from the shock!

    ~Ben

  463. Anyhoo, back to the non-lethal home defense by bigredmed · · Score: 1

    After reading some of the gun posts, I thought I would try to answer the question. 1. Is your Mom's house WELL lit? If you can't see it from space, then no. Get more lights. 2. Does your Mom's neighborhood have either a neighborhood watch or a citizen's patrol? If yes, get her involved (if she is a retiree, she can watch the houses of the working people in her neighbohood and they can watch hers at night). If not, then think about starting one. 3. Locks on doors. Dead bolts, 10 penny nails inserted like deadbolts between window casements. 4. A cell phone that never leaves your Mom's side and #1 is programmed with your number and #9 is set to call 911 automatically. Hope these help.

  464. There are some good ideas here, but... by hot+soldering+iron · · Score: 1

    No one knows your situation, resources, background, and morals, like you do.

    Pepper spray - good idea. Hurts like hell, good deterent without causing lasting harm. Ultrasonic pain field generators work also, and don't leave that chili smell in the carpet. If you don't want to drop the bucks for the ultrasonics (or can't locate one) a warbling high-decibel alarm works (coating the speaker cone with superglue stiffens it and makes it louder). Couple that with some strobelights and you've got a winner.

    Dog - gotta be careful with this one. Some localities are passing laws against "vicious dogs". I speak from experience, my wife and I were attacked by a pit bull that got away from its drunken owner as their truck was driving by. I damn near killed both dog and owner (don't need gun, trained by VERY BAD people VERY LONG TIME and weigh over 200 lbs muscle). Best dogs I've seen were Great Pyrenese (Think Cujo) and neutered female Chow (looks like fuzzy teddybear, will eat a pitbull for snack, smarter than most crackheads).

    Cameras and alarms - good luck. Cameras can help after the fact, if they're hidden, but then they aren't a deterent. I've known thieves that set off car alarms with rubber superballs until the owner got tired of "false alarms" and shut it off. Then they just broke in like normal. One guy used a sledgehammer on a rope to smash the windows out. Got a surprise when he hit a paranoid old womans car. Bullet resistant glass. He almost ate that hammerhead.

    Martial arts - Hate to say it, cause I love 'em, but they are overrated for 'most' folks. People take a few classes and think they are Bruce Lee. Takes years to get very good, but when your ass is on the line, it may save you. Friend of mine was a brown belt, had a gun stuck in his face at a nice restaurant! He killed the guy before he knew what happened. Sat in prison for a year waiting to have a judge dismiss the case as self-defense (37 eye witnesses).

    Last one. Guns. Serious weapon. Better get serious minded and trained if you get one. Your determination needs to be equal to that needed to learn knife-fighting or swordsmanship. If you do, learn practical marksmanship, not just the 25 ft bullseye shooting. Practice in dim and low-light conditions, practice moving targets, moving to cover or escape while shooting, and speed reloading (tip: coat the last rounds in the clip with phosphorescent paint - when you see them it's time to reload!)

    If you can get a concealed carry permit in your area, get it, and carry! When the concealed carry law went into effect in Florida, the rate of violent crime dropped into the basement. Now the major victim of violent crime in Florida is out-of-state visitors, because they don't have concealed guns. The rental agencies had to stop putting their stickers on the cars because people were getting car-jacked befor they ever got out of the airport!

    The bottom line is: how serious is this problem to you? How much effort, energy, and resources, are you willing to devote to it?

    Good-bye, Karma points. It was nice having you.

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    When you want something built, come see me. If you want correct grammar and spelling, get a F*ing liberal arts student.
    1. Re:There are some good ideas here, but... by NerveGas · · Score: 1

      Pepper spray - good idea. Hurts like hell, good deterent without causing lasting harm

      There are a good number of dead policemen who were told that pepper spray could be relied upon to work with intoxicated persons. Unfortunately, real-world experience didn't coincide with the manufacturer's marketing hype.

      steve

      --
      Oh, you're not stuck, you're just unable to let go of the onion rings.
  465. Re:Circle of jerk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gee .. you have a nice little pact of understanding with your own criminals.

    It reminds me of a mafia infested neiberhood where there is a certain understanding that if you don't interfere with "their work" and pay your share for "protection" you will be left alone ...
    Surely, they do understand the point of escalation.

    Pethetic way to live a life but hey , each to its own.

  466. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't have a daughter or a wife. You've also never been shot at before.

  467. It's easy by Wescotte · · Score: 1

    Just own crap nobody wants.

  468. A body shot with the right ammo WILL work. by caveat · · Score: 1

    Your story is the reason I carry a 6"bbl 357 Magnum loaded with 125 grain JHPs. It's a tad unwieldy, but the longer barrel allows for maximum muzzle energy - 4" and shorter just makes more noise than a 38Spl. I don't care how crazy psycho jacked-up my attacker is, if he's not wearing armor and I put two of those suckers into his chest at 25 yards, he is *not* getting back up - the expansion and massive shock inside the chest cavity is going to turn his heart and lungs into ground beef...instant bleedout. Marshall and Sanow are debatable, but just for reference, they cite a 98% single-shot-stop rate for that round.

    9mm JHPs should have at least some of the same effect, but police can't load them, which causes the problems you mention - bunch of small holes, but the internal organs are by and large intact.

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    Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. - Aldous Huxley
    1. Re:A body shot with the right ammo WILL work. by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 1

      With due respect, if a person is 25 yards from you, he's probably not in your living room with you. And unless he is also armed with a projectile weapon, he probably does not presently count as your attacker. For home defense the best weapon is still a slide-action twelve gauge with a very short straight-bore barrel, loaded with #10 or finer shot. At close quarters (read: "in home-defense situations"), there's no aiming, every target gets knocked down, and wild shots don't pass through walls and injure the nice couple across the street. Also, that shick-shack sound of the slide being worked is a dandy deterrent all on its own, to say nothing of having to look into that cavern of a muzzle...

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      This is not my sandwich.
    2. Re:A body shot with the right ammo WILL work. by caveat · · Score: 1

      As a matter fact, I keep a 12ga pump for in-home defense; I use 4 rounds of #9 backed with a 00 shell though...personal preference I guess. I carry the 357 on the very rare occasions I'm going to a Really Bad Part Of The State (eg Bridgeport, where gangstas have 5-year olds murdered to prevent their testifying..), plus it makes a hell of an effect when i set up six gallon jugs of water all in a row and pop them, quite a splash :D

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      Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. - Aldous Huxley
  469. If you can't handle a gun get a Fila by ScruffyBear · · Score: 1

    As a previous poster said - "But a gun" I you don't think you can deal with the responsibility of a gun then get a dog to protect you. My personal favorites are Filas. http://www.fila.org/ But any well tempered dog will work. Labs love everbody until someone threatens one of their owners! Mastiff type dogs like Filas are easier to deal with, though. They lay around most of the day. They do not require that you take them running every day (like a Collie) They are wonderful with kids. They generally don't bark - if you weigh 200 pounds and can kill almost anything that comes across your path then why do you need to bark???

  470. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by Generalisimo+Zang · · Score: 1

    Chomp said:

    Someone breaks into your house. He is armed, you are not. You lose some valuables.

    Someone breaks into your house. You are armed, he is armed. You lose nothing, he loses his life.

    Hey Chomp: Where do you live?

    Sounds like I can pretty much take whatever I want from your house.

    I hope we're neighbors, because I can really use some new stuff.

    :)

  471. Next to my doorbell by Insipid+Trunculance · · Score: 1

    is a name plate that says Tony Martin.

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  472. True, but the likelyhood is next to zero. by tentimestwenty · · Score: 3, Insightful

    In the extremely unlikely situation that someone breaks into your house while you're there, follow these steps:

    1. Yell "I have called 911 and the police are on their way." There are very few people that aren't going to turn and run.
    2. If they aren't scared away try to escape and call police from a neighbour's house.

    There are so few home invasions to start with and so few that are with intent to physically harm, the miniscule amount left over could be discounted as freak occurrences. People have a way of seizing on the worst case outcome no matter how rare and using that as a justification. Realistically, neither the event, nor the overblown countermeasure will ever be tested.

    Like I said in the parent post, install a security camera or get a dog. Both are social deterrents that in time will dissuade thieves from trying anything as risky as home invasion

    1. Re:True, but the likelyhood is next to zero. by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      People have a way of seizing on the worst case outcome no matter how rare and using that as a justification. Realistically, neither the event, nor the overblown countermeasure will ever be tested.

      It's called "being prepared." Take a look at how everyone stocks up on bottled water before a hurricane, in case their water main becomes contaminated. It doesn't happen nearly as often, and usually only to a small subset of the population, but it's still a good thing to prepare for.

      Like I said in the parent post, install a security camera or get a dog. Both are social deterrents that in time will dissuade thieves from trying anything as risky as home invasion

      Supposedly, LAWS are also social deterrents. Since they didn't stop the asshat from breaking in, I'm not going to risk my family's safety by continuing to adopt passive measures.

    2. Re:True, but the likelyhood is next to zero. by fishbot · · Score: 1

      Surely the order should be:

      1) Call 911
      2) Yell 'I've called 911 and the police are on their way'
      3) Leg it

      If you don't even TRY to alert the police then what good is it notifying the intruder that a) you are about and b) you have spotted him?

    3. Re:True, but the likelyhood is next to zero. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me get this straight...

      I'm supposed to politely inform this person that I've alerted authorities (average response time near 15 minutes), thereby giving away my position and telling them I don't have a weapon (someone trained in the use of a handgun would never, ever yell that), then I'm supposed to quietly and safely get my wife and 3 young daughters to a neighbors house without getting ourselves killed?

      Nice.

      You almost certainly don't have kids, or you're on crack.

    4. Re:True, but the likelyhood is next to zero. by qwijibo · · Score: 1

      A camera only records events passively. This is only going to work against someone who is afraid of being caught or going to jail. Some criminals, especially drug addicts are not affected by passive threats. Active threats don't even register in their minds sometimes.

      Dogs are an active deterrent. I have two St. Bernards and an Austrailian Shepherd. They're very friendly dogs, but they know when people don't belong. If someone broke into my house, I doubt the dogs would do more than make noise to let me know something was wrong, and where. However, anyone who would continue through the house, going past 300lbs of dogs is clearly a threat to my family.

      Living in a good neighborhood is the first line of defense. Locking your doors and closing your windows is the second. Dogs can serve as the third. Deadly force is always the last option, but it's an important fallback plan.

    5. Re:True, but the likelyhood is next to zero. by boinger · · Score: 1

      The issue isn't likelyhood, the issue is preparedness. Just because something isn't *likely* doesn't mean you don't have the one extra tool available to help you deal with it.

      I agree that dissuasion is best for nearly all cases. I have an alarm (a monitored one) and a guard dog (not just a lame watchdog). But should my large barking dog not be a deterrent for a determined thief, and they manage to open a door (which is announced by the alarm "SENSOR TWO, BACK DOOR OPEN! "), I will take the lead time to retreive the shotgun from its hiding spot and get the trigger lock off (no kids, so it's 'accident' preventative, only - no key or combination).

      To draw some analogies:
      Just because the house is new doesn't mean you don't get a toilet plunger.
      Just because you "know what you're doing" doesn't mean you don't bring a signal mirror when camping.
      Just because your tires are new and the roads are smooth doesn't mean you don't carry a spare tire.

      I feel like having a gun in the house is the same as having a cell phone in the car (at the minimum). Having to use it isn't the most fun in the world, but you're damn glad it's there if you end up having to.

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    6. Re:True, but the likelyhood is next to zero. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are so few home invasions to start with and so few that are with intent to physically harm, the miniscule amount left over could be discounted as freak occurrences.

      So, what happens when you're the subject of the "freak occurrence"? "Don't be paranoid", you say? What do you think goes through the minds of those "so few" people that have suddenly become the victim of a home invasion?

      You never know when or where lightning is going to strike.

    7. Re:True, but the likelyhood is next to zero. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are completely correct.

      Given the response time of police departments, an armed intruder can quickly force you to hand over your valuables and still get away with it.

      And then the intruder can do it again, another night, to somebody else.

      Reckless use of firearms should never be the sole reason to deprive homeowners of the ability to defend themselves, their families, and their hard-earned property.

    8. Re:True, but the likelyhood is next to zero. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Step 3, Die while waiting for the police to arrive.

      Fucking idiot.

  473. Sounding off. by pi_rules · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Well, I didn't see this mentioned by anybody: Rubber balls out of a shotgun. Somebody said rock salt earlier and got modded 5: Funny. WTF is that?

    Here's a webpage that sells a number of 12 gauge rounds: http://www.ammoman.com/webstore_12GA.htm

    Shipping with him is great, and the prices (at least on the other stuff -- I don't buy enough 12 gauge loads to know) is very well priced.

    You've got plenty of suggestions on how to DETER people away from the residence. Motion sensor lights, dogs, stickers, etc.

    Once they're in your house it's a whole nother matter. It's nice and quaint that you don't want them to be injured. Bust into the area where I'M sleeping for the night (this goes for when I'm on the road) and odds are injury will be the least of your worries.

    I'm sure every gun hating hoplophobe on Slashdot is going to call me friggen Rambo for this setup, but here's what I run:

    Remington 870 (cheap, and with the synthetic stocks and rubber recoil pad very managable) -- if you can find one get a smooth bore barrel in 18-20". Odds are the off-the-shelf stuff is going to be 20". Stick with that. I load with 4 rounds (pretty limited mag) of 000 Buck. I do NOT keep one in the chamber myself BUT if that was my primary HD (Home Defense gun) I sure as heck would.

    On top of that I keep a good pistol at the bedside. I actually tend to change this out now and again with various models as it depends on what I'm practicing with most at the time. However, that's kept "Condition 1" -- one round in the chamber and safety on.

    Explanation:

    Shotgun is there in the event that I get some kind of advanced warning of an intruder. My door is solid steel and the deadbolt is pretty danged solid. Odds are I'll hear you banging on it a bit. In that event, shotgun comes off the floor and a round goes into the chamber. Time provided the spare round goes into the tube and I hunker down behind my bed for cover and line 'er up on the door. Oh, yes, I live alone. Whole situation changes when you've got kids, but since you're writing and your mother lives alone I presume you're all moved out.

    If you get in instantly (window crashes, or door takes one solid whack) I'm just rolling off the bed and grabbing my pistol.

    Now, if I wanted to take a "feel good and don't hurt anybody" approach I'd do the following:

    870 stocked with 2 shells of the rubber shot stuff. One IN THE FRIGGEN CHAMBER! Here's why: Presuming you have a house of reasonable size it will NOT be immediately apparent which room is your mother's bedroom. Racking that shotgun, while it MAY scare them off, will only cause them to draw their pistols and proceed accordingly. No need to give them a head's up. Behind those two rounds of rubber balls keep some 000 buck shot. If they're still advancing after 2 rounds of rubber balls (presuming they DIDN't shoot you mother while she wasted valuable time with a less-than-lethal-hope-this-works method) then hopefully the 000 buck'll do the job and make them STOP!

    You don't shoot to kill. I don't train for that. You shoot to STOP. Maybe the rubber balls will work. We KNOW the 000 Buck works (or 00 Buck, suit to your tastes)

    Ammoman offers a variety of them. When you see "Tactical Law Enforcement" next to the names dont' be afraid. That that really means is "docile, won't rip your shoulder off loads only good for maybe 25 yards against human targets" -- which is EXACTLY what you want when arming a woman.

    20 gauge is suitable also -- but I'd stick with a pump for reliability.

    I'm a geek, but there's no way in HELL I'd be able to sleep at night if I told my mom that I thought her best bet was to sit there with a media player hooked up to a computer and motion sensor that'd play the sound of a shotgun racking if she died. No thank you.

    A lot in life boils down to what you would REGRET MORE later on the down the road. I wouldn't want to be the guy at my mom's funeral thinking "Man, I thought that

    1. Re:Sounding off. by NerveGas · · Score: 1


      Rubber balls in a shotgun. Sounds terrific. You're missing one thing, though: At close range (which, in all honesty, is what a defense situation is nearly always at), they'll act like a solid mass and go right through the guy. So those rubber balls did you no more good than a shell of buckshot.

      At longer range, where they won't go through the guy, ask yourself this: If my life is really in enough danger that I'm willing to fire a shotgun at another human being, do I really want to screw around with something that will just hurt them and potentially piss them off worse?

      Merely pissing off someone who had your life in real danger to begin with isn't always a bright idea.

      You want to stop them, not kill them, right? Well, unfortunately, if someone is determined or drugged, the only way to stop them often IS to kill them. I've seen a video of a bank robber who was shot right directly through the heart. He ran around, shot the Sheriff dead, then ran out in the parking lot and died. Shooting him in the arm or leg probably wouldn't have worked much better, either.

      If the situation really, truly calls for you to risk taking another human being's life, then it probably doesn't call for you messing around trying to piss the guy off, or hoping that he's really mostly harmless, and will just lay there and bleed like a good boy.

      steve

      --
      Oh, you're not stuck, you're just unable to let go of the onion rings.
  474. Gorsh, a reply every 20 seconds for the last 5 hrs by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    Somebody pushed a hot-button?

    Come and live off any beaten tracks and 50km outside Albany, Western Australia. The local crims are too lazy to visit, but connectivity is a bit of a pig.

    If a crim hurts themselves on a farm in a "locked paddock" (means you left it with a sealed fence-line and locks on each gate, even if they're piddly little tokens), they're going to have a tough time drawing out any sympathy.

    "So you walked into a harrow? Well, we do leave these things standing around in paddocks you know. It's a farm. The paddock was locked, after all. You walked into it seventeen times, despite prompt assistance from the farmer? Dang, that was careless of you. Next."

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  475. Well for those who favor Guns, and those who don't by Alpharaptor2k4 · · Score: 1

    Use an Airsoft rife/shotgun/handgun, or even Semi-autos and Machine guns. I Found out about this extreamly realistic BB guns while on a trip to the Wis Dells. One of their shops had an MP5 with just about all the acc on it. I have it now and it would make someone look twice before invading my home, but mostly i use it for paintball target parctice (they make 6mm BB's and 6mm paint balls for it) Its only a cheap model but a little baint on the barrel and its like the real thing, it even has a laser sight for extra effect. Back to topic, They have metal versions of shotguns that sound likt the real thing. you wouldn't have to worrie about getting in trouble or going through the permits of the real thing, only check your local laws reguarding them, The Wis Dells has stores that sell them, just you can't use them in public there. If the shotgun doesn't scare them, a P90 would make them look twice. They do make Machine Guns (like the SAW look at it here: http://www.pbase.com/stan/saw and if you want buy it here: http://www.madaboutairsoft.com/Scripts/prodView.as p?idproduct=158 ). Most Airsoft can be found here: http://www.airsoftextreme.com/store.html or http://www.madaboutairsoft.com/ . look cool can be used in Paint ball fights and at worst if you shoot them, they loose an eye and find out your gun is a big fake. Still there is no one good way to defend your home and belongings.

  476. Re:Alarm (to notify) Gun (to defend) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    A few years ago, a girl walked out of a nightclub in my town and was accosted by a man with a gun. She peppersprayed him. He shot her dead.

    Pepperspray's fine for nonlethal situations, but if there's any chance my life is in danger I'm going for the gun.

  477. A mate of mine... by leonbrooks · · Score: 5, Interesting
    ...(hi, Bruce!) rigged his car up with a pair of sirens under the dashboard rated at 105dB at 3m. One night while he was at work, he heard the sirens from downstairs and went haring down to see. He found:
    • His car, a Holden HZ sedan, with the door open; and
    • His steering column partially disassembled; and
    • Traces of blood and hair on assorted knobs and corners under the dash and on the door; and
    • No car thief.
    You see, 105dB at 3m in free space equals 117dB at about 40cm, which was the approximate distance between the screamers and the thief's ears as he lay in the footwell jiggering the ignition switch on the steering column.

    This is in a mostly-enclosed hard-walled space, which has to be worth at least another 12dB. And there were two of them, so add another 3dB as icing on the cake, draw a line, 132dB.

    The threshold of pain, for reference, is 120dB.

    If you're going to bother building a car alarm, get it right. (-:
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    1. Re:A mate of mine... by Fallen_Knight · · Score: 2, Funny

      now thats a car alarm!

    2. Re:A mate of mine... by 6th+time+lucky · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sounds like a piece of advice taken from my grandfather...

      "They can't steal anything with both hands over their ears"

    3. Re:A mate of mine... by Razed+By+TV · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'd be very interested to hear about the details of this installation, if they are available. What triggers are there for the alarm? What safeties are there to prevent it from going off with the owner in the car, especially while driving? Are there any safeties to prevent it from going off in the event of a crash?

    4. Re:A mate of mine... by underCat · · Score: 2, Funny

      The physical punishment should be proportion to the physical destruction caused. Seeing as IP theft is ephemeral I propose that victim should think really hard about whipping the thief. Or maybe make a plaster caste of their back and whip that. That should make it even.

      under under and away...

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    5. Re:A mate of mine... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

      I'll ask Bruce if he has them.

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    6. Re:A mate of mine... by hplasm · · Score: 0

      And add a subwoofer with 22.275Hz @105dB..The Brown Note!

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      ...and he grinned, like a fox eating shit out of a wire brush.
    7. Re:A mate of mine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not the Kingswood!

      (Thanks, Ted!)

    8. Re:A mate of mine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      your mate is a smart one.

      every car alarm I installed was this way, install the siren INSIDE the car.

      Nobody pay's attentino to car alarms, so you need to annoy the hell out of the bugger that is trying to steal from you.

      I personally liked what a friend of mine did, he set up a flashpot in the car.

      alarm went off, you had 10 seconds to shut it off before the flashpot was ignited and filled the car with sulfer smoke.

      we found his car thief lying on the ground gasping for air, and the police and fire were called by someone that ignored the car alarm but thought a car was on fire.

      People will call for a fire right away, but they dont care if your stuff is getting stolen.

    9. Re:A mate of mine... by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 2

      Considering the thief would be *in* your car, that would be a very stupid thing to do.

    10. Re:A mate of mine... by router · · Score: 1

      No no, physical property theft should have physical punishments. Intellectual Property theft should have intellectual punishments. I believe they already have that covered; in most cases it is descrambling brain-dead obfucation and "encryption". If you are talking music, well, once you steal it you have to listen to it; let me tell you, Britney showing up on random in the mp3 player is punishment enough....

      andy

    11. Re:A mate of mine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure that in the US you could get sued by the thief for the pain inflicted and lose!

    12. Re:A mate of mine... by Tore+S+B · · Score: 1

      All well and good, but, er, wouldn't your car reek of sulfide for the rest of its life?

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    13. Re:A mate of mine... by ultranova · · Score: 1

      If you're going to bother building a car alarm, get it right. (-:

      Actually, why bother with alarms at all ? Just hire whoever thought up the killer robot washing machine in Nuku-Nuku TV episode 1 to design your car for you ;)

      I just love the idea of my stolen home appliances growing feet, "washing" the thiefs and returning back home on their own.

      A disenfranchised transformer might work well too...

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      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

    14. Re:A mate of mine... by legirons · · Score: 1

      "I'd be very interested to hear about the details of this installation, if they are available."

      You might also investigate theatrical pyrotechnics, which look quite useful for alarms. It's possible to get things like smoke cannisters which are fired by 12v electrical circuits and neatly packaged in metal tubes.

    15. Re:A mate of mine... by hplasm · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but they wouldn't come back the next night- and they would be easy to track down...

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    16. Re:A mate of mine... by RungeKutta · · Score: 0

      Hmm, maybe people ought to learn about the word "sarcasm".

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    17. Re:A mate of mine... by Fallen_Knight · · Score: 1

      "now thats a car alarm!"

      who the fucked modded me funny??? i wasn't trying to be funny, just stateing a useless fact and should have been modded DOWN!!!

      BAH!

  478. My advice by xgunnerx · · Score: 1

    My (non-lethal advice) based off of deterants/defense for the comon burgalur, rapist, serial killer: Deterants: 1. Beware of Dog and/or guns on premisis in clear view from the curve (someone also mentioned the NRA based bumper stickers, which also work well) 2. Get one of those ADT home security lawn signs. The signs work better than the actual security 3. Make sure your front door has a peep hole 4. Get GOOD dead bolt locks or use one of those NY style bar locks (not even the police will be able to ram it down) for at least your front door. Defense: 1. 12g or 20g shotgun w/salt shot. Go to any gun shop and ask for a home defense shot gun and make sure it can take salt shot. The barrel will typically be shorter and some will fire up to 8 rounds. Make sure you get a pump action. Something about hearing that *click* *click* will have most thieves running for an exit. The salt wont kill, but it will burn so bad your intruder will wish he was dead. 2. Air Taser. Expensive, but very effective. The only bad part is that they only have a max range of 15 feet. But they will allow you to give your intruder a proper texas style ass whooping (or for you folks from Mississippi, a good "squeel like a pig!") while he jiggles around on the floor in a fetal position. 3. BB gun. The Daisy air rifle I have will imbed into wood, which should easily imbed into skin and beyond (be sure to let intruder know that). After its fired, it makes an effective clubbing device. Aim for the crotch. 4. Baseball bat, brass knuckles, k-bar knife. The bigger the knife, the better. "You call that a knife? *fling* Now this is a knife!" 5. Get a butterfly knife and learn how to flick it around like in movies. While your intruder is mezmorized by your ninja like skills, have your wife sneak up behind with a good iron frying pan.

    1. Re:My advice by NerveGas · · Score: 2, Informative


      Salt shot for a thief? Did you just finish watching "Kill Bill 2" or something?

      Believe it or not, some intruders are very intent (and/or drugged to boot). I've seen a security camera video of a bank robber shot cleanly *through the heart* who ran around, shot the Sheriff dead, then ran out the door - and died in the parking lot. But the Sheriff was still just as dead.

      If you're going to point a gun at someone and pull the trigger, you are escalating the situation to the point of lethal force, and should be ready for them to do likewise. Assuming that you don't believe in using deadly force unless someone's life or body is in real danger, then it's nothing short of rediculous to believe that merely pissing the guy off is a good move. If your life (or someone else's) was in danger to begin with, how much more likely is he to shoot you in the head once you've put some rock salt in him, or shot him in the crotch with an air rifle?

      Even though getting kicked in the crotch works all the time in the movies, in a real-life fight, it mostly just gets their adrenaline going and pisses them off. Sure, their nuts will be sore after the fight, but during the fight - watch out. I've personally witnessed it all too many times.

      steve

      --
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  479. How bout less than lethal shotgun ammo? by caveat · · Score: 1

    Seriously - get a 12-gauge shotgun and load it with beanbags or rubber buckshot/slugs. Anybody's who's seen Jackass: The Movie should remember the scene where Knoxville takes a beanbag in the gut and drops like a rock; that kind of reaction should suit the "non-injury" clause of the article just fine, while virtually guaranteeing stoppage of the intruder. If you want to be really sure, back up 3 or 4 beanbags with a round of 00 buck. (But then you have to train and be prepared for a lethal-force situation.)

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  480. No, dumbass. by devphil · · Score: 3, Informative


    You apparently missed

    Take a firearm safety course.
    which was the first item on the list. Any such course will cover safe and appropriate methods of storage, if they're even halfway decent.
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  481. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by R2.0 · · Score: 1

    "Someone breaks into your house. He is armed, you are not. You lose some valuables.

    Someone breaks into your house. You are armed, he is armed. You lose nothing, he loses his life.

    Now tell me which is the greater evil."

    You have perfectly repeated the line of thinking that allowed 19 unarmed people to take over 4 airplanes (and no, boxcutters are no more weapons than a fist or a boot). The logic in place, as reinforced by policy, was "don't try to resist; giving in to whatever hijackers want is the lesser evil compared to the plane going down."

    Guess we know better now.

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  482. guns by Easy2RememberNick · · Score: 1

    My 2

    I'm Canadian and live in what is considered a reasonably sized town here, about 50,000 people.

    In my life (35 years) I've never seen a gun, never heard a gun go off, have no need for a gun, never heard of anyone on the news here killed by a gun accidentally or otherwise.

    I'm not anti-gun, I just don't need one.

  483. Don't discount fox urine by moving_comfort · · Score: 1

    Buy any one of those high power integrated power sprayers/motion detectors. Saw them at the local garden center. They're meant to give the neighborhood rabbits a shocking blast of cold water, but I had an idea to combine the water with high-concentrate fox urine, sold at the same store. The rabbits around here need therapy now.

  484. storm trooper reflex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    spoken like a true blue storm trooper. Guys like this are the reason I learned to shoot in the first place.

  485. Scare people away... by adzoox · · Score: 1

    don't mod this funny or mod down...

    this really works!

    Print out a doctor's report but with larger than normal lettering.

    Have it say, "AIDS positive". Place a condom with hand lotion in it on the floor [to make it look used]. I will gauranty that it will work, it sounds gross I know. But I assure you if a criminal sees it they will run - quickly. A hypodermic needle thrown in wouldn't hurt.

    Kind of an opposite, but similar approach - I have heard of people highlighting the 8th commandment and leaving their Bibles open in the passenger seat.

    Then there's always this approach.

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  486. Chessies by cjsnell · · Score: 4, Informative

    BTW, speaking as a dog trainer and having worked in kennels for many years the very BEST guard dog in the world is a Chesapeak Bay Retriever. They are gentle and loyal with the elderly and children but make the best, most intelligent guard dogs there is. A Chessie is NOT afraid to knock a perp over and stand on them snarling in there face and only bite if necessarly till help arrives without any training in protection work.
    Also, they love to "be tough" without actually being mean.


    Couldn't agree with you more (see my .sig). They can be crazy
    and they can be high energy but they can also be chill and sweet.

    The only problem with Chessies is that they are not suited to everybody. As I'm sure you know, they can also be food-protective and their wariness of strangers can lead to problems. A dog that attacks burglars is good but I've also had mine charge at neighbors who are walking down the sidewalk. You have to assert your dominance if you're going to own a chessie.

    1. Re:Chessies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "A dog that attacks burglars is good but I've also had mine charge at neighbors who are walking down the sidewalk. You have to assert your dominance if you're going to own a chessie."

      Why don't you just shoot over your neighbor's heads?

      If one of my neighbors had a dog that charged at me, I'd have that son of a bitch put down.

      asshole.

    2. Re:Chessies by fuzdout · · Score: 1

      >Couldn't agree with you more (see my .sig). They can be crazy
      and they can be high energy but they can also be chill and sweet.

      Very true! Most can tell who they can be sweet with and who they can be more rowdy with :)

      >The only problem with Chessies is that they are not suited to everybody.

      This is true. Just like someone mentioned Border Collies being the best. They're great but not for everyone. Most breeds are not for everyone as every person is different :)

      As I'm sure you know, they can also be food-protective and their wariness of strangers can lead to problems.

      You know how to get rid of the food aggression don't you? All baby Chessies try to guard the food bowl at 8 weeks old. You knock them "ass over tea-kettle" as my friend calls, it and they never try it again! (A Chessie is very sensative and never forgets you know!)

      A dog that attacks burglars is good but I've also had mine charge at neighbors who are walking down the sidewalk. You have to assert your dominance if you're going to own a chessie.

      This is true. Most Chessies think "guarding" is a game and are mainly putting on a show.. Till a real Bad Guy happens. it's a quirky breed but still the best Guard Dog there ever is if not for everyone. Labs are a very tamed down version (except my black Lab, he is so Chessie-like even at the dog shows the Chessie people fall in love!) if you don't want the full "Chessie Experience" as they are better suited to the novice owner than Chessies are.

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  487. Americans and their guns... by Derf_X · · Score: 1
    I was very surprised to see so many "Get a gun" posts. I was under the impression that the Slashdot crowd was composed of more educated people who know that guns are not the solution. I am quite disappointed. And others mention even guns for propecting their property, not only their safety. This means that the attachment to material property is more important than someone's life, be if that of a thief. How about big companies who steal from everyone by not paying their taxes or that destroy the environment, who belongs to everyone? These are more dangerous than petty thieves in my opinion.

    As for dogs, I am not a dog person, not even a dog lover, but it is better than a shotgun. The best solution, as mentionned previously, is to have good neighbours and not expose your belongings.

    1. Re:Americans and their guns... by NerveGas · · Score: 4, Insightful


      It's common for Europeans to believe that they're enlightened enough not to need guns. Unfortunately, they're living in a dream.

      Remember the massacre of the Israeli olympians in Munich? Well, about two years ago, I had the pleasure of speaking with the person who was the deputy mayor of the Olympic village at that time. He went into great detail about how they, as Germans, were very eager to prove to the rest of the world that they were an educated, enlightened society - that they didn't have need of heavy security, armed guards, etc..

      The then told me about how horrible the massacre was, and the deep, personal pain that he endured having to assist the families of the slain athletes. After he had finished, he told me this:

      "We thought that we were so educated and enlightened that we didn't need weapons. What we didn't realize is that no matter how enlightened we were, there are others in the world who are not."

      You can be as enlightened and educated as you want, but when someone comes into your house with a baseball bat, smashes your face in, then rapes your wife and daughters as he chokes them to death, your enlightenment and education gained you exactly nothing. That's right, nothing.

      And if you believe that the life of said murderer/rapist is so precious that you and your family should give up your lives so that he won't have to, well, good luck with that. The gene pool will be better off without you.

      The best solution, as mentionned previously, is to have good neighbours and not expose your belongings.

      Again, you're living in a dream world. Your neighbors can move and sell their house, then what do you do? I guess you can spend your entire life moving from place to place, but I don't believe that should be necessary.

      And "don't expose your belongings"? HAH! I had a car that was broken into four times in three months, all in different areas. In no case was there anything of value in the car, and nothing was taken. These worthless little streat punks cost me over a thousand dollars in broken windows just so that they could take a peek inside to see if there was anything of value. People are mugged and killed often when their total possessions are worth less than $20. For someone of such esteemed education, you seem to have very little dealings in reality.

      Steve

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      Oh, you're not stuck, you're just unable to let go of the onion rings.
    2. Re:Americans and their guns... by LightBender · · Score: 1

      "It's common for Europeans to believe that they're enlightened enough not to need guns. Unfortunately, they're living in a dream." So sad but so true. Most of my european friends all have their mugging stories - one spending two weeks in a critical care unit with three stab wounds. Being a licensed firearm owner and carrier in the US I don't have any mugging stories - the one attempt ended with a punk and his friend laying on the ground at gunpoint until the police arrived to haul them off. What the Europeans don't understand, is that we are educated AND armed. There is a whole mindset and education that comes with the responsibility of owning a weapon capable of taking a life. Unfortunately, the Europeans have forgotten this and can't seem to cope with the thought that being educated doesn't mean you have to be a pacifist.

    3. Re:Americans and their guns... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Annecdotes =/= statistics. So your European friends were mugged and you haven't been. So fucking what. People in YANKEE IMPERIALIST LAND get mugged all the time.

    4. Re:Americans and their guns... by Silas+is+back · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's common for Europeans to believe that they're enlightened enough not to need guns. Unfortunately, they're living in a dream.

      That is what YOU say. Now consider the following statistics, which I have taken from this report and which are for the year 1991: (I cut the list by some countries in the midfield)

      Murders committed with handguns annually:

      United States 8,915
      Switzerland 53
      Sweden 19
      Canada 8
      United Kingdom 7

      Murder rate (per 100,000 people):

      United States 8.40
      Canada 5.45
      Germany 4.20
      United Kingdom 1.97
      Japan 1.20
      Finland 0.70

      Murder rate for males age 15-24 (per 100,000 people):

      United States 24.4
      Canada 2.6
      Norway 2.3
      United Kingdom 2.0
      Germany 0.9
      Japan 0.5

      Rape (per 100,000 people):

      United States 37.20
      Sweden 15.70
      Germany 8.60
      United Kingdom 7.26
      Japan 1.40

      Armed robbery (per 100,000 people)

      United States 221
      Canada 94
      United Kingdom 63
      Germany 47
      Norway 22
      Japan 1

      And now tell me again that having a gun in your flat is a good prevention. I guess I need to say that I am from Switzerland and have an automatic gun (SIG Stgw 90) at home (from the army), as every male citizen has, but you can`t get bullets for it (the ones you have are in a sealed package).

      As for the question for security: I lock the door, that`s it, but I guess in the US that is unfortunately not enough.
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    5. Re:Americans and their guns... by 10Ghz · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It's common for Europeans to believe that they're enlightened enough not to need guns. Unfortunately, they're living in a dream.


      "Europeans don't own guns" is a vastly over-generalized myth. Hell, I live in Finland (an European country), and this country is full of guns. Hunting-rifles, shotguns, pistols, few "souveniers" from the war.... You name it. 6% of Finns are active hunters, and many others own guns as well.

      I don't hunt, but I grew up surrounded by guns. I shot my first shots when I was about 6 years old, my father teached me how to handle guns and how to live with them. Hell, he even showed me how to take them apart and put them together (blindfolded if needed. he was trained as a gunsmith by the Army) And he did that before I was eight years old (he died when I was eight). He thought that it would be alot better to learn how to handle guns than to pretend that guns don't exist. If there's one thing I remember him teaching me is "You never, EVER point a gun, even an unloaded one, towards another person, unless your intention is to kill him". Of course, killing in this context referred more to times of war than home-defence.

      Remember the massacre of the Israeli olympians in Munich


      Yes. And I fail to see how armed general population could have prevented it.
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    6. Re:Americans and their guns... by Exter-C · · Score: 1

      The biggest issue here is that when there is large divide between rich and poor there will be a natural increase in voilence. This can be seen anywhere in the world. Even in good old usa.
      Often its the case that people who are poor do not get the same education as people that are slightly better off. This is a fairly general statement but the reality

    7. Re:Americans and their guns... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you may take note that the blame of the massacre has mostly fallen on german police inhability to cope with terrorism in those time (and most world police) and using un-controlled brute force and untrained snipers.

      Many anti-terrorist units where created after those events (in germany particullary it was GSG9 I think).

      I think it was an appropriate adaptation, instead of arming the citizen that would never be on parity with elite forces.

      Just my two tiny-winny euro-cents.

    8. Re:Americans and their guns... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Remember the massacre of the Israeli olympians in Munich?

      Yep tragic, but not preventable by arming the populace as mentioned above. Also how many other similar incidents have there been, the only one I can think of in the last 10 years that would have been stopped by armed civilians was the Hungerford killings, which incidently were committed by an armed civilian before the UK limited gun ownership.

      You can be as enlightened and educated as you want, but when someone comes into your house with a baseball bat, smashes your face in, then rapes your wife and daughters as he chokes them to death, your enlightenment and education gained you exactly nothing.

      How many people do you know that this has happened to?
      I don't mean heard about on the news in a country with half a billion people, I mean how many people you speak to face-to-face have had this happen to them. How many they know. I live in the UK and while I've heard of this occassionally (once every 5 years or so) on the news I don't know a single person who has suffered such an attack.

      I do however know of hundreds of drunked arguments that would have gone a lot further than simple wound-up fist-fights had guns been in every home. Maybe thats just the culture we have here but it'd be a far more dangerous place if every drunken twat on a saturday nite was armed.

    9. Re:Americans and their guns... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude--if someone breaks into my house at night while I'm home, I can't just assume they want only to take my material possessions; there's the iminent threat that they would also be willing to injur or otherwise harm me or my family.

      I keep my bedroom door closed. They can break in and take my stuff, but if they come in the bedroom, I'm going to assume they want more than my stuff. I'm going to unload my clip into center mass and ask questions later.

      I'm not a violent person. I do not hunt or support the NRA. But if some thief enters my home and the inner sanctum of my bedroom, they become would-be attackers and will be treated as such.

    10. Re:Americans and their guns... by elpapacito · · Score: 1

      Well thanks for revealing the criminals you're armed and dangerous. If I was a criminal, I wouldn't think twice about first shooting you and then evaluate if it was worth the bullet. Safety first and after all you don't expect the criminal to come so he's got the tactical advantage of surprise.

      Your gun is useful only if the attacker is unarmed or if you see him first, but for some reason some gun owner believes he's the only one who is smart and prepared. Talk about daydreaming.

    11. Re:Americans and their guns... by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1
      I live by the motto
      "God created all men. Col. Sam Colt made em equal"

      My father taught me an important rule about guns in general. It is better to have it, and never need it than to need it and not have it.
      Getting to the subject of buglars, I own a firearm. And I have a small dog, 15 -> 20 pounds.
      The dogs sole purpose is not companionship, but I expect that little dog to be the first thing on someone and give me the time to have the second thing to hit them be a bullet.
      B&E is fine, you want my stuff you come when no ones home. You break in when someone is home then you must be willing to do someone bodily harm, and in my book you forfeit your life!
      --
      I am Bennett Haselton! I am Bennett Haselton!
    12. Re:Americans and their guns... by Sinterklaas · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's common for Europeans to believe that they're enlightened enough not to need guns. Unfortunately, they're living in a dream.

      Remember the massacre of the Israeli olympians in Munich?


      You mean the one that happened over 30 years ago? The crime that was committed by non-Europeans against non-Europeans and just happened to take place in Europe? Is that supposed to tell us anything more than that international events have to deal with the problem of 'imported' violence and need proper security?

      You can be as enlightened and educated as you want, but when someone comes into your house with a baseball bat, smashes your face in, then rapes your wife and daughters as he chokes them to death, your enlightenment and education gained you exactly nothing. That's right, nothing.

      OMG, think of the children!!! Look out for the terrorists!!! WMD!!! Terror alert red!!!

      Thanks for discussing things objectively, without resorting to scare mongering. Now seriously: if someone breaks into your house in Europe, then 99.9% of the time they are there to steal your things and they carry at most a knife for self defense. Usually they are also smart enough to make sure you are not home, so you will usually notice the break in by simply missing stuff. If they do break in when you are present, calling the police and making a ruckus will nearly always be enough to scare the perp away.

      Statistically, it is far more likely that you die in traffic than that you get murdered (unless you are a criminal). And even if you get murdered, it is more often by someone you know than a stranger, which means that it is unlikely that you will feel a need to get or pull out a gun until it is too late. Some of these statistical facts are also supported by my personal experience. I have had family members die in a traffic incident and many years ago, a girl in my class was killed by her father (who killed the rest of the family and himself too). Other people I know died from health problems. I have never seen a 'live' gun except when carried on the hip of the police officer. I have also never had a knife drawn on me.

      So for my safety, I would first look at making my commute safer and then I would care about my personal health. Buying and carrying a gun for my safety would for me be like carrying a helmet to protect myself from tiles falling from the roof. Sure it can happen, but I refuse to worry about things that happen so rarely. If I stop living life because I go through life in a constant panic and fear, I might just as well kill myself right now and be done with it.

      And "don't expose your belongings"? HAH! I had a car that was broken into four times in three months, all in different areas. In no case was there anything of value in the car, and nothing was taken. These worthless little streat punks cost me over a thousand dollars in broken windows just so that they could take a peek inside to see if there was anything of value. People are mugged and killed often when their total possessions are worth less than $20. For someone of such esteemed education, you seem to have very little dealings in reality.

      Perhaps that is the society you live in. However, I don't and I won't be berated for not allowing my society to be overflowed with guns, even though it has never been proven that guns stop crime.

    13. Re:Americans and their guns... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      By the way, I am Canadian, in the province of Québec. From all the people I knowm this includes friends and family, I have never heard of any stories like the ones here of people coming face to face with an armed robber.

      Don't be mistaken, I have heard several stories of robbery, my parent's appartment was even robbed when I was young, but robbers usually do their thing when no one is in. Having a gun in your house is not going to protect your stuff when you are gone. Chances are the thief is going to steal your gun so their will be one more gun in the wild, one more armed thief.

      As for people being attacked by a criminal, it is more likely to happen in the street or in a plublic space, where you don't carry your gun, so your gun is not going to protect you there.

      And also, don't be mistaken, I did not say anything about other things to defend yourself. I have a huge maglite in my car, I used to have a broomball stick in my room a while ago (don't laugh, it can be a dangerous weapon when handled correctly). Robbers are not likely to go robbing houses with a gun where they are people. Chances of something going wrong are too high. I don't think it is appropriate to keep something in your house who's sole purpose is to kill and to keep it to "protect yourself". Guns have no other purpose. Hunting, ok, but then keep it discharged, trigger locked, in a firearm safe.

      At least where I live, this is how it works: robbers rob houses when no one is in and if they steal your car or something in your car, there are insurrance company who will cover that.

      Who is the worst person here: a thief who wants to make a quick buck the wrong way, or someone ready to kill said criminal. Think about it. What is the price of a human life?

    14. Re:Americans and their guns... by Derf_X · · Score: 1

      Sorry about that, I did not mean to post anonymously, I was on my gf's computer. Crappy Slashdot software who will not let you edit your posts :o(

    15. Re:Americans and their guns... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And in the laws eyes you get to spend 15-20 in a federal prison when the perps family presses charges against you for murder. Oh and dont forget that you will probably be paying the burglars family for the rest of your life because they sued you for 20,000,000 in punitive damages in the wrongful death of their family member. Man, being such a hard ass sure sounds like a win-win situation to me.

    16. Re:Americans and their guns... by NerveGas · · Score: 1


      A simple lack of education barely scratches the tip of the iceberg in the economic divide. As just one other example, poor people are much, much more likely to live in more polluted areas. Take lead as just one pollutant: Even incredibly tiny amounts during critical stages, far below the EPA's "danger" levels, are enough to cause measurable drops in IQ - as much as 10 to 20 points.

      Imagine a poor family growing up where lead contamination is actually severe. No matter how hard they try to educate their children, those kids are going at life with a very real disadvantage compared to more affluent children growing up in cleaner environments.

      steve

      --
      Oh, you're not stuck, you're just unable to let go of the onion rings.
    17. Re:Americans and their guns... by NerveGas · · Score: 1


      I'm not at all pretending that a couple of regular Joes at the games with a pistol could have stopped a squad of determined terrorists with automatic weapons and training.

      My point is just that no matter how enlightened a nation or person believes they are, no matter how above violence that person has become, there's always somebody else who isn't, and is going to cause that person a lot of grief.

      Perhaps this is a Western "Cowboy" attitude, but I firmly believe that at the instant someone decides to harm another human being, their life is instantly worth less than that of their victim.

      steve

      --
      Oh, you're not stuck, you're just unable to let go of the onion rings.
    18. Re:Americans and their guns... by NerveGas · · Score: 1

      How many people do you know that this has happened to?

      I've had a number of acquaintences and extended family to whom things like that have happened. I have a distant cousin (through marriage, admittedly) who was raped and killed by Ted Bundy. Had she been carrying a pistol, not only would she and her family been spared from that horror, but a lot of other people and families would have as well.

      And even more than people who have had these things happen to them, I know even more people who have prevented things like that from happening through a firearm, whether that firearm was actually used or not.

      I do however know of hundreds of drunked arguments that would have gone a lot further than simple wound-up fist-fights had guns been in every home

      For every drunken argument that would go worse, there are ten thousand that go just fine. Really. Despite the alarmist reporting in the media, the legitimate uses of firearms are vastly more numerous than the illegitimate uses.

      steve

      --
      Oh, you're not stuck, you're just unable to let go of the onion rings.
    19. Re:Americans and their guns... by NerveGas · · Score: 1


      Actually, in both interviews with real violent criminals and analysis of their behavior, the vast majority show a very great aversion to being shot themselves, and typically go greatly out of their way to make sure that their victims are not armed, rather than simply shooting them first.

      Your gun is useful only if the attacker is unarmed or if you see him first, but for some reason some gun owner believes he's the only one who is smart and prepared.

      And they typically believe that they'll be able to see to fire the gun. And they think that with all of the adrenaline, they'll actually be able to hit anything. There are a lot of false beliefs, just like there are a lot of people who think that they're not dangerous drivers. It's not perfect. No matter what you're dealing with (guns, cars, gasoline, ladders, pressurized canisters), you just can't avoid some level of stupidity.

      steve

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      Oh, you're not stuck, you're just unable to let go of the onion rings.
    20. Re:Americans and their guns... by NerveGas · · Score: 1

      For a short while, years ago, I lived in an apartment building where police, ambulances, and firetrucks were a *nightly* occurance. I even got to watch a prison SWAT team raid the apartment below me. I've asked some policemen about those apartments, they say that it's almost hourly now.

      Now, I live in a neighborhood where I don't believe there has been a violent crime in anyone's memory. That's great for me, but for a lot of people, they simply can't afford living in an area like mine. Their only options are going to be crime-ridden.

      You're absolutely right, house robbers tend to rob houses when nobody is there. And in interviews with imprisoned house robbers, they'll almost universally tell you that it's because someone could be home with a gun or other weapon. You see, you don't even need to own a gun to enjoy that benefit: Just the fact that *some* people own guns is enough to extend some protection to you!

      steve

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      Oh, you're not stuck, you're just unable to let go of the onion rings.
    21. Re:Americans and their guns... by NerveGas · · Score: 1

      You mean the one that happened over 30 years ago? The crime that was committed by non-Europeans against non-Europeans and just happened to take place in Europe? Is that supposed to tell us anything more than that international events have to deal with the problem of 'imported' violence and need proper security?

      Yep, that one. And if anyone is being alarmist and taking things out of context, it's you.

      If you read my post, you'll see exactly my point: No matter how enlightened you are, there's some other jerk that's not, and your enlightenment and education do exactly nothing to protect you from him.

      Statistically, it is far more likely that you die in traffic than that you get murdered (unless you are a criminal).

      You're right. That's why thousands of dollars of the cost of a car go into providing safety: Even though you're not likely to be in an accident, it could happen, and you want to be ready. I'm not likely to ever need a gun. But if I ever did, it would be nice to have one.

      Some people want to outlaw guns because, like you said... "think of the children!" Far more children drown in bathtubs than are killed with guns, once you've excluded gang-related shootings. In fact, far more children are run over and killed by school busses than are accidentally killed with guns.

      even though it has never been proven that guns stop crime.

      Oh, it's been proven many times that guns reduce crime. And it's been proven many times that they don't. How is that possible? Easy: The majority of people are unable to look at it objectively, and will stick to whatever their first gut-reaction was. It's the same about a lot of things - government elections, choice of car company, the best stereo. That's how people are.

      steve

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      Oh, you're not stuck, you're just unable to let go of the onion rings.
    22. Re:Americans and their guns... by Sinterklaas · · Score: 1

      And if anyone is being alarmist and taking things out of context, it's you.

      Sure pal, after all it was me that tried to scare people with the image of being forced to watch your wife and daughters be raped and it was you that rightfully pointed out that such crimes are very unlikely to happen to you and that you'd better worry about more likely threats to your life (if you do decide to worry). Oh wait...

      If you read my post, you'll see exactly my point: No matter how enlightened you are, there's some other jerk that's not, and your enlightenment and education do exactly nothing to protect you from him.

      But your point is extremely shallow. I can easily reposte with something like: no matter how much guns you own, they will never save you when you are squashed between two trucks or when you suffer from a heart attack. It's all as true as can be, yet it is quite meaningless. My point is that if you want to improve your safety, you should look at what the biggest threats are to your life. Unless you live in dangerous place or have a dangerous job (say cop or crook), the chance of you being murdered by a stranger are very small. But we are often not very rational about that sort of thing. It's the same with the current hype about terrorism. Every year, 14 9/11's happen on the road (42,000 vs 3,000 people killed). Considering that 9/11 doesn't happen every year and that it was in fact the largest terrorist attack on US soil ever (the Oklahoma city bombing killed 'only' 168), this skews the odds even more. And yet many people are all up in arms about terrorism, are willing to give up important freedoms and otherwise totally overreact.

      You're right. That's why thousands of dollars of the cost of a car go into providing safety: Even though you're not likely to be in an accident, it could happen, and you want to be ready. I'm not likely to ever need a gun. But if I ever did, it would be nice to have one.

      And yet you would probably improve your safety much more by not speeding, not drinking before you crawl behind the wheel and wearing your seatbelt. Or by buying a safer car instead of that SUV (most of which are very prone to rollovers, which result in a very large percentage of occupant deaths). And yet so many Americans do speed, do drink and drive, don't wear seatbelts all the time and/or do buy a rollover-prone SUV. And then they get a gun for 'safety'. Sorry, but I can't call that rational behavior.

    23. Re:Americans and their guns... by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

      In order to pay you have to havesomething in the first place. They can try and sue all they want. What you have is a violent criminal, who knowingly eentered a house with the occupants home, and had a weapon. You show me a jury that would convict someone.

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    24. Re:Americans and their guns... by Exter-C · · Score: 1

      This is very true. Personally I am a very very environmentally friendly person. Using as little of anything as possible to make my effort at making the world a better place.

      Its also an unfortunate thing that poor(er) people will more likely drive a car that is out of tune and therore would often increase the levels of polution. Poor people often cant affort fresh(er) food so they need to use packaged stuff so the cycle continues.

      Regardless of the polution education will still make a difference in the long. even if the person is at a disadvantage then any education is better than no education.

    25. Re:Americans and their guns... by Vexler · · Score: 1

      Your points are granted. The problem is not that Americans all are gun-lovers and are itching to fire anything automatic if they haven't done so for a few days. The issue is that Americans:

      1) do not have compulsory military service for eligible men,
      2) have (believe it or not) more restrictive gun control policies than Switzerland.

      Where I live in Massachusetts, you pretty much can't get a gun unless you are in the police or military force (or if you have license to "carry concealed weapons for protection life and property" - but those are really, really hard to get). If someone gets mugged or raped in broad daylight, nobody is able to just pull out a handgun and subdue the punkface until the police gets here.

    26. Re:Americans and their guns... by mr_tap · · Score: 1
      I think that the compulsory military service is a red herring - we don't have it in Australia (and our gun death rate is much lower than the USA)

      Perhaps the problem is that some states in the USA make it a little easier to get hold of guns? Seriously, I suspect that the issue is only partially about gun availability, and more to do your culture

  488. Re:Circle of jerk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I assume you mean mp5 not mp3 there, i've never considered using loud music to effectively scare away burgulars myself.
    You clearyly never have had to endure an eminem concert.

  489. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >The first situation is the greater evil. He intended to harm me, and I was unable to prevent him. In the second case, he intended to harm me, and I prevented him from doing so. I am completely within my rights. It's not like I went to HIS house in the middle of the night and threatened HIM...

    You pro-gun morons crack me up. The reality is more like this:

    First situation: he didn't intend to harm you at all (if he was planning to steal), he's just using the gun to prevent you from stopping him. You don't have a gun, he has one. It's a crappy situation, but you survive (assuming you don't play Hero(tm) and try to stop him).

    Second situation: you both have guns, in 1/10 of a second, one of you is going to die (or at least be severely injured). And we won't even talk about "lost bullets" which could end up in the neighbor's house.

    Letting citizens easy access to guns is what's the problem in the first place: ANYONE can become a criminal, very easily.

    But now that your wife+dog have guns, you're all screwed. Enjoy your stupidity.

  490. Even better than a guard baboon.... by winwar · · Score: 1

    Naw, what you really want is a trunk monkey. According to the car commercials, it will even dispose of the body :)

    Anyone in central Ohio will know the reference. Still can't believe they used it in advertising...

  491. Gun Training by c0bw3b · · Score: 1

    You bring up something that's a good point. I'm totally anti-gun, and hate the things, but I find I could get behind other people having guns if I knew they could use them. Perhaps mandatory training, or at least safety classes or something for gun owners? I don't see many NRA types willing to make that sort of compromise.

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    1. Re:Gun Training by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding?

      The NRA is the single most pro-training organization in the country. I took an NRA handgun safety course from a certified NRA instructor of 15 years to get my license to carry.

      The NRA is the only organization I know of to have a program specifically designed to teach kids how not to get killed by guns. Google "Eddie Eagle".

      Face it. The NRA as a group is a whole lot more responsible about gun ownership than the rest of the population trying to take away our rights to own guns makes us out to be.

    2. Re:Gun Training by Seraph · · Score: 1

      Perhaps mandatory training, or at least safety classes or something for gun owners? I don't see many NRA types willing to make that sort of compromise.

      Why not? The NRA's desired primary function is weapons education and safety training. Their massive political machine is an unfortunate side-effect of the right to bear arms coming under repeated attack. Please see the following:

      History of the NRA
      NRA Support's Maryland Gun Safety Education Bill

    3. Re:Gun Training by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are a couple of problems with the training you suggest from the perspective of a pro-gun person. First the fact that its mandatory. Who decides what a passing score is? Somone like Clinton or Kerry might require you shoot like Annie Oakley before you are allowed to excercise your right. Second, the list of who has the training is a defacto registration system which is not allowed under federal law and is something that no pro-gun person would sign on for. If its something that's taught in school to everyone without lists being generated and records kept I'm all for it. Maybe a high school gun safety class could help counter some of the ridiculously unsafe gun handling that is on TV 24/7.

  492. MOD THIS UP! Re:Circle of violence by tarp · · Score: 1

    Eom

  493. No, it's not. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    Execution is cheaper...

    No, it's not. The legal costs of executing someone (which are to attempt to make sure we don't execute innocent people, since it's kinda irreversible---and we still execute innocent people) exceed the costs of imprisoning them for life.

    Come right out and argue from your own bloodthirsty desire for revenge. Don't pretend you're doing this out of fiscal responsibility.

    --grendel drago

    --
    Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. --Seneca
  494. Camera System? by therealsludge · · Score: 2, Informative

    I took the not lethal approach. I live in a decent neighborhood, but unfortunatley the f*ck next door got divorced and started up his own meth-lab. I won't get into the specifics, but there were several nights I stayed awake every night at the dinner table with a 10mm S&W, just ready for the f*ck to walk through my door. I digress.

    What I did was went out an purchased a cheap computer and bought a Geovision G600 card, and purchased three IR cameras. The total cost was around $1500 - $2000, but was completely worth it.

    Here are some links to the system and cameras I purchased:

    http://www.geovision.com.tw/002/en/product-gv600 .a sp
    http://www.supercircuits.com/STORE/prodinfo.as p?nu mber=PC170IR&variation=&aitem=4&mitem= 11

    I don't think the camera link is exactly what I purchased, but it is very close. I'd love to post a link to my system to let everyone view it, but there is no way I would survive a slashdotting. :)

    Believe me when I say that this has been very successful, not only in getting this person arrested, but also in providing me with some very hilarious footage.

  495. Avoid the Club by SpectralOne · · Score: 0

    The Club devices for your steering wheel and driving apparatus are a joke to defeat. People forget that while the club may be made of steel, the steering wheel is not, and a hacksaw can remove a club in a matter of seconds (cut steering wheel, pull club through, hotwire and drive). They are only a visual deterrent for total amateurs. A silent fuel cut or starter cut alarm will be a good way to keep the car in your driveway, even if they break in. ("wtf? why won't it start?")

    1. Re:Avoid the Club by phalse+phace · · Score: 1

      Unless they "tow" the car away like they did to a friends.

  496. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by atriusofbricia · · Score: 1
    If he is armed and you are not, you'll be lucky if you don't loose your life. I hate to brake it to you, okay I don't, but if you break into my house I have little choice but to consider you at deadly threat to myself and my family.

    You have already demonstrated hostile intent by breaking in. I am not going to take the time, and put my family at risk, to find out the limit of your hostile intent. I will put an end to that intent as fast and as permenantly as possible.

    If someone is killed breaking into someone else's house, I would not shed one single tear. And why should I? Do we cry when a rapist is killed in the act? Do we bemoan the great loss to humanity when some one is killed in the act of murder? You may, but I don't. As far as me losing nothing and him losing his life, that's the idea. But, if you want to be the victim of some criminal breaking into your home to do who knows what, you go right ahead. I'm sure someone will tell your family and loved ones that you thought it was okay for him to do you in so that you didn't have to do him in.

    --
    I was raised on the command line, bitch

    "Nemo me impune lacesset"

  497. Giant Cock by superpulpsicle · · Score: 4, Funny

    No no no. A gun would work in the 80s. Now criminals have stinger missiles and humvee mounted machine guns. You'll never outgun them.

    Just get a giant wobbling sculptured cock at your front step. Any criminal walking by will be reminded of Clockwork Orange, and they'll say "Cool" and walk away.

    1. Re:Giant Cock by Nate+Eldredge · · Score: 1

      Or, maybe they will be reminded of Clockwork Orange and bludgeon you with it.

  498. Re:I know this is a little trite, but I have to as by swillden · · Score: 1

    What's always come to mind is that were I in possession of a firearm in a situation in which I was being threatened, I could easily fire the weapon with no intent to kill. Aim for shoulders, arms, or legs. Small target? Miss your mark? Fire again. Immobilize the aggressor. Yes, they could bleed to death, but is it really inconceivable to use a firearm in a nonlethal/non-deadly manner?

    If you think this is a good idea, spend some time reflecting on this: If it's such a good idea, why are policemen trained to shoot center mass?

    I mean, policemen are more likely than anyone else to get in this sort of situation, and they're the recipients of a great deal of specialized training with the intent to enable them to stop criminals with the minimal amount of force required. It's bad for the individual, the department and the government as a whole when a policeman kills a suspect -- particularly if that suspect later turns out to be unarmed. Wouldn't it be a lot better for everyone if the suspect were just injured?

    But policemen are trained to shoot center mass, and they're trained that way quite deliberately by people who have the benefit of generations of institutional knowledge, developed in the fire of reality.

    Why would that be? Why is it that policemen are taught one simple procedure -- double-tap into center mass, pause to see if the aggressor has stopped, repeat as necessary -- and practice it until it's reflexive?

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  499. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by berzerke · · Score: 4, Informative

    ...You know, the police can't be everywhere, and they're not going to take responsibility for every crime that they could not prevent...

    Most people (esp. many anti-gun people) don't realize that the police have no legal requirement to come to your aid (at least in the US; probably elsewhere too).

    Warren v. District of Columbia is one of the leading cases of this type. Two women were upstairs in a townhouse when they heard their roommate, a third woman, being attacked downstairs by intruders. They phoned the police several times and were assured that officers were on the way. After about 30 minutes, when their roommate's screams had stopped, they assumed the police had finally arrived.

    When the two women went downstairs they saw that in fact the police never came, but the intruders were still there. As the Warren court graphically states in the opinion: "For the next fourteen hours the women were held captive, raped, robbed, beaten, forced to commit sexual acts upon each other, and made to submit to the sexual demands of their attackers."

    The three women sued the District of Columbia for failing to protect them, but D.C.'s highest court exonerated the District and its police, saying that it is a "fundamental principle of American law that a government and its agents are under no general duty to provide public services, such as police protection, to any individual citizen." [Warren v. District of Columbia, 444 A.2d 1 (D.C. Ct. of Ap., 1981).]

  500. How to teach your kids about guns by Facekhan · · Score: 2, Funny

    Take the gun out with the kid and explain that it is not a toy its a dangerous weapon. Then shoot his stuffed bunny into a thousand pieces. He will never want to touch the gun.

    1. Re:How to teach your kids about guns by atriusofbricia · · Score: 1

      Well yeah, that'll do it. I presume you are at least half joking, though it would illustrate the seriousness of the topic. I also think that when a kid is old enough to handle a weapon they should be taught the proper way to use it. After all, someone might break in when they are all alone and they cops will not get there before it's too late. The dangers here are obvious but can be managed. Again, this is from my personal experience and I'm still around to talk about it. :)

      --
      I was raised on the command line, bitch

      "Nemo me impune lacesset"

    2. Re:How to teach your kids about guns by Facekhan · · Score: 1

      A lot of summer camps, both day and sleepaway have riflery. Knowing how to use a gun and how it works is the first step to knowing it is not a toy.

    3. Re:How to teach your kids about guns by atriusofbricia · · Score: 1

      Without a doubt that is correct.

      --
      I was raised on the command line, bitch

      "Nemo me impune lacesset"

  501. New York by Galileo430 · · Score: 1

    New York has a "odd" law regarding self-defense.

    1) Shooting someone for breaking into your house is a no no.
    2) The only legitimate use of force is "comparable" force. Which means if he puts up his dukes and attempts to punch you.. you need to punch back. If he produces a knife... you may stab him. If he produces a gun... you may shoot him. This rule also applies if you see him threatening someone else.

    Now, this poses a problem if I ever find myself in this situation. Since I must wait for whoever broke in or whatever to produce some kind of weapon before I can respond. If I where to point my gun at him and say "GET OUT". I've escalated the dispute and now he's legally allowed to shoot me. So long story short.

    Having a firearm does me no good if he doesn't have a clearly have a gun. Not to say I will never buy one but I think self-defense isn't going to be high on my list of reasons to own one.

    -- Who brings a knife to a gun fight? In NY, a smart man.

    1. Re:New York by MarsDefenseMinister · · Score: 1

      Buy two guns, one for you, one for the bad guy. Duh. Oh, and the bad guy's gun has defective ammo. But you didn't know that when you saw him point it at you wink wink nudge nudge

      --
      No weapon in the arsenals of the world is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men.-Ronald Reagan
    2. Re:New York by sowellfan · · Score: 1

      What you need is a gun and a shovel (or maybe a wood chipper) ;)

    3. Re:New York by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The only legitimate use of force is "comparable" force

      Are you sure you don't mean "reasonable force"?
      There is a difference.
      If a person comes at you with a knife and you shoot him, that may be reasonable. If a person comes at you with his fists up and you shoot him, it probably isn't - unless he is 190kg of pure adrenaline and you are a dainty 60kg female in genuine fear of being hurt. Then it too may be reasonable even though not comparable.

  502. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by Chomp · · Score: 1, Insightful
    I guess I should know better than to enter into the gun debate. What is that line out of "Pattern Recognition" referring to it being something Americans and non-Americans each wondering why the other just doesn't "get it?"


    I'm glad I live in Australia. You know that our rate of murder (per capita) is less than a quarter of the USA's? You know why that is? It is because we don't have this screwed up attitude that says because someone entered our home we have the right to end their life. It is because we don't have this screwed up idea that "defendin' mah family" means killing a fellow human being.

    It makes me sad that those people can't see how such an attitude diminishes themselves as a person, and diminishes society along with them.

    One more thing before I'm done. Many people use the "murderer in the night" as a justification for their beliefs. This is know as a fallacy of false vividness, where a colourful description is used to avoid confronting facts. Firstly, non-violent burglaries outweigh violent ones by about a bazillion to one, so if someone has broken into your house, a non-lethal response is most likely to be appropriate. Secondly, most people are murdered by people they know, not strangers in the night. And of that group, a fair proportion are family members.

    So go ahead, buy a gun and shoot the stranger at the door if it makes you happy. Just ask the people who accidentally shot their son/daughter sneaking home after a late date if it was all worthwhile.

  503. Re:Well he *killed* someone! by DLR · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If someone breaks into my home I have no idea what their intentions are. Are they trying to steal my personal belongings, or are they threatening my family? Just the fact that they have broken in already shows a complete disregard for the law or any vestage of respct for anyone other than themselves. Am I supposed to ask them "Pardon me Mr. Thug, are you just going to take some stuff or are you hear to hurt someone?" Oh wait, they'd probably lie, if they answer me verbally at all. And yet >I am the sociopath because I don't want to see someone in my family hurt or killed.

    As the saying goes, if you "Don't start no trouble, there won't BE no trouble". I didn't ask for the clown who snatched my wife's purse (with her asthma inhaler in it) to come take from us. We were too broke at the time to replace that inhaler. Had I been carrying a gun I would have shot him. Had my children not been between me and him I would have killed him with my bare hands, I don't need no stinking gun.

    Yet all you "gun grabbers" can do is whine about guns when I can kill someone wiht a pencil. I notice that gun control didn't prevent the 9/11 hijackers from taking over multiple air craft and murduring thousands of people who had done nothing to them. I also notice they didn't use guns. Do you get the picture yet or are you still determined to try to force the facts to fit your world view rather than adjusting your world view to fit the facts?

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    "Like fire and fusion, government is a dangerous servant and a terrible master."~RAH
  504. Re:My Advice: Bring The Pain [Going offtopic] by SailorFrag · · Score: 1

    Sorry to hurt your fun, but that's a quote from Andromeda, not his personal insanity.

    http://www.laurabertram.net/eldoradodrift/episod es /ep_207.html

  505. College Student Defense by grahamdrew · · Score: 1

    ...don't own anything worth stealing that isn't strapped to your back.

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    // Dumps core here
  506. Well, we clearly don't agree... by PotatoHead · · Score: 1

    Your comments regarding glare are spot on.

    The lights make sense for me combined with the watch program. Maybe it makes less sense in other situations --to each their own.

    They were ideas afterall. Ones that have kept my home crime free for a long time in an area that is known for it..

    Peace

  507. Re:If you're French... by love2hateMS · · Score: 0, Troll

    Deny them to your own people, but make sure you sell them to the Saddam Hussein.

    Don't forget to ban Muslim children from wearing head scarves while you're at it.

  508. Call 911 and die by gmcraff · · Score: 2, Informative
    If your preferred solution to home intrusion is to call 911, I offer a superior calling order:

    1. Call for a pizza. Give your address in a loud voice, and ask that they get there as soon as possible. Say everything else quietly.
    2. If the intruder isn't spooked off by you talking into the telephone, giving your address and requesting someone to arrive in a hurry, you're SOL. Now is time to call 911 and request, in this order, an ambulance and the police.

    If the intruder left, calm down by enjoying your pizza.

    If he didn't leave when you called for the pizza, he wouldn't have left when you called the cops, either. He probably understands better than you do that if Cop Number One shows up while the intruder is still in the house, Cop Number One is going to call for backup and sit tight until it gets there. Meanwhile, you get to enjoy whatever the intruder thinks is the appropriate way to handle a witness.

    Chances are, the pizza arrived first. If you're exceptionally lucky, the intruder has finished with you, grabbed the DVD player and the PS2 and left. If you're not lucky, the intruder intended to injure you in the first place, and he's grabbed the PS2 just for spite. Now you've got someone who may perform first aid on you, or may break down and blubber. You've also a pizza, but you are lacking teeth. Or blood.

    The ambulance will probably arrive next. The paramedics will enjoy the pizza while they work on you.

    When the cops arrive, they'll either take a statement from you, or draw a chalk outline around you. They'll enjoy the pizza, too.

    Now, all of the previous was fairly facetious, but here's the stunning fact for all of you: the police don't have to do anything about a crime in progress. They might or might not, their call. They do have to take a statement afterwards from any surviving witnesses, collect evidence, and all the other after-the-fact tasks. You, or your inheritors, have absolutely no recourse if the police are busy elsewhere, take their time in arriving, or just sit tight waiting for various amounts of back-up to arrive.

    This is assuming that your 911 call got through in the first place. In some cities, such as Los Angeles, in normal circumstances, it can take 15 minutes for an operator to answer. (As I have read; I don't live in LA.) Then the request to passed to the dispatcher, who may have just sent all the cops in the area to the bank robbery on the other side of town. There are a number of reputable and scholarly (and some that are less so) publications about the folly of depending on 911 when you life is at stake. I refer you to this page from the Jews for the Preservation of Firearms Ownership for only one example. Searching Google for "call 911 die" will bring up many more.

    Your 911 call is a request for aid, not a demand that must be satisfied. You still have to defend yourself; nobody else is going to. If you can't handle the responsiblity of gun ownership, or you haven't the physical ability and training to defend yourself unarmed, get some chemical defense foam with the strongest ju-ju available. If you haven't that, use some wasp-and-hornet insect killer right in his face... the nerve agent in the bug killer will slow him down a bit.

    To sum up: you must be willing, able and properly equipped to defend yourself when trouble has come looking for you. YOU are your own responsibility.

  509. Ditto on the dog by lildogie · · Score: 1

    We have a 65 pound, lean, black dog.

    Wouldn't bite the mailman if he asked for it (which a mailman did one day, literally).

    But when solicitors and service people come to our house, they're very, very wary of our dog.

    You just have to make the thugs move along to a less intimidating target. A big dog does the job, and provides faithful companionship as well.

    1. Re:Ditto on the dog by harrkev · · Score: 1
      A big dog does the job, and provides faithful companionship as well.

      And pees on your carpet until you train him. And chews your furniture. And costs a small fortune in vet bills. And there is also the time commitment in owning a dog. Plus, apartment dwellers will likely find their rent going up.

      I like dogs. But am not a big enough dog lover to want to put up with the responsibilities and headaches that comes with owning one. I am terrible at housebreaking (I have tried).

      If you like dogs, good for you. But they are not for everybody. If you work 80 hours a week, then you should probably get an attack cat instead...
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  510. My way by rawg · · Score: 1

    Get a .22 long rifle with a good scope. Load it with CB's (very light .22 loads, like a BB gun, but just a bit better). Sleep on your roof and wait for the crook to come. When they pry your door open, shoot their knees. With the long barrel on the rifle, the shot is almost silent. Like a BB gun. As long as you shoot once, they won't know where it came from. They will go away without taking anything....limping.

    Then the next day when your neighbor comes out limping you will know who's been steeling from you.

    OR

    You can go the sissy route and setup motion capture video and alarm systems.

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  511. Re:Well for those who favor Guns, and those who do by NerveGas · · Score: 2, Informative


    So.... let's say that someone breaks into your home and sees you pull out said imitation firearm. Let's say that they're packing heat as well, and so decide to return fire. Who's going to win?

    If the situation truly calls for lethal force, then playing with toys is a stupid idea. And if the situation *doesn't* call for lethal force, whipping out an imitation gun is very likely to land *you* in jail.

    steve

    --
    Oh, you're not stuck, you're just unable to let go of the onion rings.
  512. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by bladesjester · · Score: 1

    Yet another case for you -

    "Law enforcement agencies and personnel have no duty to protect individuals from the criminal acts of others; instead their duty is to preserve the peace and arrest law breakers for the protection of the general public."
    ~ Lynch v. NC Department of Justice

    --
    Everything I need to know I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains.
  513. Once More, With Feeling by Farley+Mullet · · Score: 1
    3. because it's a common car and the parts are easy to sell
    My point still holds: if your car is common, and thus readily available to theives, if you make it even marginally less attractive, the thief will just move on to the next one.
  514. My name is..... by Mondoz · · Score: 2, Funny

    My voice is my password.
    Verify me.

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    /sig
  515. My brother, the cop, on recommended bullets.. by dougnaka · · Score: 1
    When I asked him about this very subject, he said, call the manufacturer of your chosen fire arm, and ask them what ammunition they recommend for home defense. Go with what they said, and use it in court if you're ever unfortunate enough to need it.

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    My Linux Command of the Day site : LCOD
  516. Electrify the body. by thedarb · · Score: 1

    That's right, electrify the body of the car. Much like an electric fence, but with more serious of a kick. With any luck, you'll kill the bastard. :)

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  517. Just put a couple of these in your yard by Mike+McCune · · Score: 2, Funny
    After the first burgler gets pulverized, you will never have problems again.

    Phalanx Close-In Weapons System

    --

    In a world that is Free and Open, who needs Windows and Gates?

  518. Now you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now you know what REAL educated people know.

  519. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm glad I live in Australia.

    Me, too. What was your address again?

  520. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by Moofie · · Score: 1

    It's very simple.

    You don't have a right to be in my house uninvited.

    I have a right to defend my house.

    It's very, very easy to avoid getting shot by me: Don't come into my house uninvited. I have no desire whatsoever to shoot anybody, but I have even less desire to try to ascertain the intentions of somebody prowling around my living room.

    I will challenge an intruder. If they do anything other than "FREEZE!" I'm gonna plug 'em.

    --
    Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
  521. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 1

    Just ask the people who accidentally shot their son/daughter sneaking home after a late date if it was all worthwhile.

    Now that is something that rarely happens. About every 3 years or so, in a country with over 200 million people, someone accidentally shoots a person that they mistake for an intruder. I don't know if international media makes this sound like a daily phenomenon in the U.S, but it is extremely rare. The high murder rate that you have heard so much about is absolutely NOT caused by well intentioned homeowners who have weapons for defense. It is primarily a result of drug and other gang related crime. Armed robberies probably account for a good portion of it too. Contrary to your belief, Americans are not a bunch of vigilates. Most of us would not choose to attack someone just because they stole something. Defense of the family is different. And if someone comes in your home, knowing that you are home, they are almost certainly not interested in a non violent burglary. Funny how you attacked Americans for making broad assumptions based on occaisional occurrences and then proceeded to do the exact same thing yourself.

  522. Re:You don't "kill someone because of tresspassing by Fjandr · · Score: 1

    In litigation-happy US society, this is entirely true. Though I don't have the references handy, I've read several accounts of injured intruders bringing civil suit against the persons they wronged and winning.

  523. Not geeky enough. by Duhavid · · Score: 1

    Do an open source CWIS setup.

    One on each corner of the house. Autofire at 500 yards. I know, kinda close in, but,,,...

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  524. gUNS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh what a surprise-Americans wanting to use guns, you peolpe never learn do you. I hope you all do the world a favour and shoot each other.Wankers.

  525. Weed-smokin'. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    If the worst they do is smoke weed in their spare time, I'd say we don't really have a problem.

    --grendel drago

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    Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. --Seneca
  526. Robert Heinlein's Security Advice by deathcow · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Actually, the advice is from Lazarus Long, the very long lived character from "Time Enough For Love", his advice?

    Get a shot off fast. This upsets him long enough to let you make your second shot perfect.

    1. Re:Robert Heinlein's Security Advice by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      That advice is a quick way to get dead.

      Make your FIRST shot perfect.

      To do that, PRACTICE.

      No substitutes.

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    2. Re:Robert Heinlein's Security Advice by underCat · · Score: 1

      You don't shoot a lot do you?

      under under and away

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      Sig? No, thanks. I don't smoke.
    3. Re:Robert Heinlein's Security Advice by jerith · · Score: 1

      Fire a burst -- the first shot's often off (especially if you're anticipating the kick or have your finger in the wrong place) but the next two or three are usually more or less in the right place.

      Get a good instructor to fix your technique if you're having trouble though -- small things make all the difference.

    4. Re:Robert Heinlein's Security Advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the U.S. Southwest, there's a technique called "instinctual shooting" which works so well it's spooky. It's the way the old gunfighters used to work, and it goes like this:

      People have a natural ability to point at objects. No one knows where it comes from, but it probably evolved during our hunter-gatherer days. To see it in action, point at something with your index finger. Then, sight along your finger to see how close you were. You'll notice you're dead on target.

      Now, with your pistol in your hand, get used to the idea of using the pistol as an extension of your index finger. Use it to point, and get used to using it to point. Get to the point (hehe) that you can quickly point at something with the pistol and be on target. This is the "practice" part.

      In days of old, people used to line bottles up on a fence because you can stand 10 or 20 feet away from the bottle, and the bottle will be about the size and shape of a person at 20 or 30 yards (most people watching old westerns didn't get that part, they just figured people like to shoot at bottles or something). If you can hit a bottle at 20 feet, you can hit a man at 30 yards. It's good practice.

      Anyway, instinctual shooting is important if you're going to have to draw down against someone. You are NOT going to have time to aim.

      Hence Heinlein's advice. Get the first shot off, as close as you can. Aim AFTER you've clipped the guy with the first round to finish him off.

    5. Re:Robert Heinlein's Security Advice by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 2, Informative

      There has been a huge debate for decades over whether instinct shooting is superior to aimed fire using the Weaver stance.

      The consensus appears to be that instinct shooting is valuable in those cases where you don't have time to get your gun OUT AND aim before firing. But when your gun is already out, you aim.

      William Burroughs used to quote Wyatt Earp as saying, "Take your time". Meaning "make your first shot count as you might not get the time to fire a second one." If your "instinct" shot does NOT hit the opponent, you've just given him his chance to shoot you. As a famous pistol expert once titled his book, "No Second Chance."

      Heinlein's advice is valid to some extent, but it is still preferable to be able to hit the enemy in a manner more likely to stop him than merely to "clip" him, using aimed fire. It does take more practice than instinct shooting - the SEALS under Marcinko used to burn through thousands of rounds of ammo until aimed fire BECAME instinctual. That's what you really want to achieve. For the average homeowner, of course, who doesn't have armorers to tune weapons that are so heavily used,that might not be practical.

      They did a study in New York some years ago. They discovered that police officers hit what they're shooting at only 25% of the time. The reason there are still cops living in New York is that the bad guys hit what they're aiming at only 11% of the time.

      The difference is practice. The minimal amount of practice cops get is enough to give them a two-to-one edge on the perps. Which is why when I was considering my terrorist campaign, I intended to practice until I was twice as good as that AND have the initiator's advantage.

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    6. Re:Robert Heinlein's Security Advice by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      I personally don't shoot at all.

      My father was an NRA instructor and we had a fifty-foot four-point firing range on our property while I was growing up.

      I've read enough on the instinct shooting vrs. aimed fire debate by the experts to know what the consensus is. Aimed fire and practice gets the nod, but instinct shooting is also a valuable skill.

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      Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
    7. Re:Robert Heinlein's Security Advice by underCat · · Score: 1

      The problem with both of those theories is that when one reads about them they are taken out of the context of tactics. This is common in other arenas too (IA).

      For a person coming upon an intruder the right thing to do is highly dependent upon how they come upon the intruder. In CA it is not legal to shoot to defend property. So you can't come up on them and see them in your car and shoot them in the leg.

      So the only time you are allowed to shoot is when threatened i.e. coming upon a guy in the house.
      Under these circumstances instinctual shot placement is all a standard citizen is going to get.

      This is why I usually recommend shotguns or knives for self defense over pistols.

      The debates you are talking about are only for those that have decided the gun is to be their martial art. Home safety should not be dependent upon hours of range time and development of a gun fighter steadiness under fire. Adapt your tactics to your needs vice over-engineering your life.

      P.S. how can you grow up on a range and not shoot?

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    8. Re:Robert Heinlein's Security Advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That advice is a quick way to get dead.

      Make your FIRST shot perfect.

      To do that, PRACTICE.

      No substitutes.


      Wow. You are just so fucking macho that I cannot even read your post without growing extra hair on my chest from all the testosterone seapage.

      Did you get beat up a lot in high school? Do you have a small dick that you are trying to compensate for? Closet homosexual?

    9. Re:Robert Heinlein's Security Advice by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      There's an even better way - lay your index finger along the side of the gun, and use your middle finger to pull the trigger. "Pointing" is then totally instinctive. Also works with rifles, even at waist level.

    10. Re:Robert Heinlein's Security Advice by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      In a home burglary situation, you should have your firearm out and ready to aim and fire as you search the house (leaving out the preference to not do that at all, since it is far better to let the house be burglarized than to confront the burglar and risk a shootout.) If however, we are dealing with a home INVASION, the same applies as far as keeping the weapon ready to aim and fire.

      Instinct shooting is primarily for short-range gunfights under the old FBI maxim: three yards, three shots, three seconds. In other words, where you have no warning of an imminent gunfight. If you have warning, aimed fire is preferable. Instinct shooting works best for getting your gun out FAST and still be able to hit the target before he can fire. If the gun is already out, bringing it up to a proper aiming position and sight picture is nearly as fast - provided you have enough practice to be able to do that within a second or two at most.

      Fortunately, as I mentioned in another post, most criminals are really lousy shots and have no concept of firearm training, either. That's why you see these morons in the movies holding the gun tilted sideways... I spoke with various criminals in Federal prison on firearms on occasion, and only a few of them have a clue about anything like relative stopping power and almost none have a clue about the Weaver stance or anything like that.

      Shotguns are not good for the home, although they are good for estate defense (like outdoors or a farm). In the home, the long arm is harder to maneuver than the pistol. While there is less chance of over-penetration of projectiles endangering neighbors using bird shot than there is with pistol ammo, the tactical issue must take precedence, I think. If you are concerned enough about coming upon an armed home invader at close range to advocate instinct shooting, a shotgun is not the right weapon for the encounter.

      I'm inclined, however, to agree with you to some extent that the average homeowner is not going to take the time to become proficient with whatever weapon he chooses. However, this merely means he's likely to screw up no matter what he uses. It really doesn't change the correctness of the tactics that he SHOULD be using or whether he should be practicing to at least some degree. Just buying a gun and throwing it in a drawer is not a good move. Such a person confronting someone who is a career criminal and who is used to firearms is going to be at a potentially disastrous disadvantage.

      Knives are equally a bad suggestion. Knives require even more skill than guns to be effective, especially when confronting someone who has used them in the past. Criminals frequently have some experience with knives, especially if they've been in the joint where "shank" carry is almost a requirement.

      Evan Marshall, an Illinois State Police officer who is considered one of the country's top combat handgunning experts, once said his worst nightmare is to be caught in an elevator with an expert knife fighter (probably someone trained in the Filipino arts which emphasize the stick and the knife). He opined that he would probably win the fight, but he'd lose an arm doing it. There, he'd HAVE to use instinct shooting, I would guess, since the assailant would be right on top of him.

      I'd say the best home defense weapon for someone with no skill is one very large cannister of pepper spray (large so they don't run out before they hit the guy, and long-range so they don't have to get any closer than ten or twenty feet - the length of a room.) Someone hit with pepper spray is definitely out of action as far as any other weapon is concerned (unless he starts spraying the room with bullets while he can't see - which is unlikely since pepper spray is really bad news.)

      Like the butler in Tomb Raider, owning a set of Threat Level III or IIIa body armor in the bedroom might be a good idea, too.

      As for my lack of current shooting, first, I can't afford a firearm at the moment. More important, I'm an ex-Federal felon and

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    11. Re:Robert Heinlein's Security Advice by underCat · · Score: 1

      knives are not a bad suggestion but i'll let you continue with that...

      and pepper spray is a worse suggestion.
      i've been hit with multiple types of it and i can still work through it. Now there is stuff you can't work through but it ain't pepper spray and it ain't available to the public. It makes you kind of want to die for a brief period. Some institutions use it as a motivator in training.

      I'll just leave this at, you are confusing art with utility.

      If you are really interested in this go train with some folks and get some hands on. We may still differ in opinion but I'd respect your opinion more. And always remember to consider the situation and who the advice is aimed at.

      k

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    12. Re:Robert Heinlein's Security Advice by russint · · Score: 1

      I'd say the best home defense weapon for someone with no skill is one very large cannister of pepper spray (large so they don't run out before they hit the guy, and long-range so they don't have to get any closer than ten or twenty feet - the length of a room.) Someone hit with pepper spray is definitely out of action as far as any other weapon is concerned (unless he starts spraying the room with bullets while he can't see - which is unlikely since pepper spray is really bad news.)

      Actually, one can get very used to pepper spray. I've seen people get hit right in the eyes with a fairly large amount of it (the stuff that the Swedish police has, whatever that is), and still be able to behave rationally, and even navigate pretty good. (sure, your vision gets fucked up, but you can still see something. And as long as you have enough adrenaline pumping you kind of ignore the pain and keep your eyes open).

      I would say that the best way to protect your self from burglars is to just lock the door to your beedroom, and stay there (and maybe call the cops?). You know, burglars don't break in to houses to hurt random people, they break in to houses to steal stuff. And I bet most people would choose their life over their tv.

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    13. Re:Robert Heinlein's Security Advice by bofkentucky · · Score: 1

      Have you tried getting your gun ownership/voting rights back? I know at least 3 Ex Cons who can legaly own (but are still prohibited from Concealed Carry) in Kentucky, a letter to the Governor, signed by their PO, and a clean rap sheet for 7 years after the crime, took about a year to process. One of them is even a magistrate in a neighboring county (Think city comissioner/councilman/alderman)

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    14. Re:Robert Heinlein's Security Advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hahaha, this was good! You are so manly, that it showed me how UNManly people who defend themselves with firearms are! Thank you for pointing out the errors of my ways, oh great and noble Chickenshit!

    15. Re:Robert Heinlein's Security Advice by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      I doubt that would work for a Federal offense.

      If it was strictly a state offense, I'd try it.

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    16. Re:Robert Heinlein's Security Advice by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      There's a difference between tear gas and pepper spray.

      As far as I know, very few people can function with a full dose of pepper spray in the face. It physically swells the blood vessels in the eyes so you CANNOT see anything.

      Here's a description of the effects by an officer who tested it:

      "The officer in front of me was then hit with the pepper spray. The fumes of the pepper spray alone were enough for me to close and my eyes and cough uncontrollably! Anxiety rose as I knew it was my turn to face the pepper spray.

      I then stepped forward and the instructor asked me " are you ready"? I of course said yes with some hesitation. Instructor then pointed the pepper spray at my face. The pepper spray stream then hit my eyes. It then felt as if two red hot pieces of steel where grinding into my eyes. My face felt as if someone was blowing a red hot cutting torch into my face. I then fell to the ground just like all the others and started to rub my eyes even though I knew better not too. The heat from the pepper spray was overwhelming I could not resist trying to rub it off of my face.

      The pepper spray caused my eyes to shut very quickly. The only way I could open them was by prying them opened with my fingers. Everything that we had been taught about pepper spray had turned out to be true. And everything that are instructor had told us that we would do even though we knew not to do it we still did. Pepper spray turned out to be more than I have bargained for."

      I'd say that was pretty effective stuff - much more effective than mace or tear gas. I was exposed to tear gas in the Army and I agree it is not totally incapacitating. The other gas I was exposed to in Army CBW training was much more effective, but even so I could still see somewhat to run away from it. Pepper spray just drops you to the ground quickly.

      Of course, it also depends on the concentration. Cannisters are sold with concentrations from 1% to 10% (the latter is supposed to be used only on bears and other large animals - which is what it was designed for in the first place - protecting Forest Rangers in National Parks.) Obviously the higher the concentration, the better. And as I suggested, use a large cannister type, not the little pen devices that run out and don't have any range.

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    17. Re:Robert Heinlein's Security Advice by Tassach · · Score: 1

      I could see doing it with a long gun, especially if you're shooting from the hip, but I'd never try it with a pistol. In a crisis situation, it seems like it would be far too easy for your finger to get caught in the slide or ejection port. At the very least you're courting a jam, at the worst you'll lose a finger.

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    18. Re:Robert Heinlein's Security Advice by Tassach · · Score: 1
      William Burroughs used to quote Wyatt Earp as saying, "Take your time". Meaning "make your first shot count as you might not get the time to fire a second one." If your "instinct" shot does NOT hit the opponent, you've just given him his chance to shoot you
      Wyatt Earp's advice is good -- if your weapon is a single-action revolver and you're going up against another experienced gunfighter who's similarly armed.

      In a home defense situation with an automatic this advice is less applicable, particuarly if you're armed with a traditional DA auto with the hammer down. With a traditional DA auto, the trigger pull on the first shot is a lot heaver than on subsequent shots, which affects your accuracy. Heinlein's advice makes the most sense for this kind of weapon. Heinlein's advice also takes into account human nature -- an untrained person's first instinct when being shot at is to flinch or go for cover. An experienced gunfighter or soldier isn't going to react the same way as an untrained person will.

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    19. Re:Robert Heinlein's Security Advice by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      I think the extra pull on a DA trigger mostly affects subsequent shots (if you're not used to it) as the subsequent pulls are lighter and throw off your timing.

      I'd also say that in a combat situation, your adrenaline is going to affect your trigger pull more than the DA action - again, if you're not trained to handle it. Either because you pull the trigger too hard or because your shaking arm affects your accuracy more than the DA effect.

      Also, the reaction of an untrained person should be mostly irrelevant if your first shot is on target. And if you're using the weapon properly, you're firing the second and any subsequent shots very quickly after the first, so he doesn't have time to flinch or go for cover. If he's ready to fire, and you fire first, it may indeed cause him to freeze for a second, but you can't rely on that as a tactic since 1) you don't know who you're facing, and 2) he may simply not react that way.

      And if you're talking about the defender, he'd better not be flinching or running for cover if he intends to use his weapon at all. If he has time for that, he doesn't need instinct shooting, he has time to use aimed fire.

      And another point of Earp's advice was to keep your cool and deal with the situation - which is standard advice from any martial arts expert. Anyone who can't isn't going to benefit much from either instinct shooting or aimed fire. But to get that way demands training.

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  527. Thanks for an Informative post! by PaulBu · · Score: 1

    Really, in my post I was talking mostly about the moral side, not about the legal side and yours is a great addition to the discussion. ... as anyone who's taken a concealed handgun course will tell you.

    As you can tell, I have not taken that particular course and I do not actually own a gun (moreover, however well I shot BB gun when I was 9 did not help me at all to shoot AK45 and handgun when I had a chance to do that, must be my declinign eyes... ;-) ), and if I would I'd make sure to learn the laws of the state I live in.

    Thanks again!

    Paul B.

  528. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 1

    I see you've watched "Bowling for Columbine". So tell us, what do they do in your country when someone is posing an imminent threat to another person? And yes, I do consider someone who forcibly entered my house while I'm home to be posing an imminent threat.

  529. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by gray+code · · Score: 1

    Let's adjust the first situation a bit: Psycho breaks in, looking to steal your stuff AND kill or seriously injure whomever they find in the house as a bonus.

    Now what? It's not an implausable scenario. How do you know the person who breaks in is a "normal" theif and not a psycho? The intruder has a gun and has demonstrated that they have no respect for you or your rights. What do you do? Just cower and pray that the intruder just wants your stuff and doesn't get his jollies by hurting people? Much love for policemen who'll put their lives on the line to stop this kind of thing, but there simply cannot be everywhere.

    I'd definitely rather be armed in a break-in situation, but I really want to know what you would suggest.

  530. Sheesh. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    You know, really doubt being poor is easy. I also doubt being in prison trying not to get raped every six hours is easy. And I would hesitate to label people in those situations as "lazy leeches", despite the alliterative allure of the phrase.

    My point is that it's better to educate and train people before they turn into criminals than it is to endlessly lock up criminals and throw up our hands, crying that, man, a lot of people just seem to be born as Lazy Leeches.

    And in what reality does imprisoning people have a positive effect? And in what reality does education and training not have a positive effect?

    Admit it---you just have a deep-grained fear and loathing of poor people, or at least the image you have of them.

    --grendel drago

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  531. Re:the solution by NerveGas · · Score: 1


    You're confusing the Assault Weapons Ban with previous gun control. Fully-automatic weapons still won't be legal without the proper permits.

    As of tomorrow, about the only difference is that you'll be able to have a gun with (a) a detachable magazine, (b) a bayonet lug, and (c) a flash suppressor. Oh, and high-capacity magazines will get a little less expensive(*).

    Supposedly, somehow having a detachable magazine and a bayonet lug was alright, having a detachable magazine with a flash suppressor was alright, but having *both* a flash suppressor and a bayonet lug made the gun evil.

    One of my person favorite provisions is that included in the list of items that you're allowed to have two of is "grenade launcher". Somehow, the ban assumes that a semiautomatic rifle with a grenade launcher and a detachable magazine is just fine, but if you were to have a pistol grip on that same gun, then you've crossed the line.

    The Assault Weapons Ban really did nothing but make it more expensive to get ugly guns. If you're of the opinion that more gun laws will do anything to reduce crime, that's fine - but the AWB itself sure hasn't (and won't).

    (*) High-cap magazines aren't in any short supply, they're just more expensive. And despite laws to the contrary, there is still a very real influx into the country of hi-cap mags (I've seen some myself). It's a shame that we can't get those criminals to obey the laws, isn't it?

    steve

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  532. Get a clue so you'll not be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Educated Beyond Your Intelligence

  533. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by 10Ghz · · Score: 1
    In my priorities, any human life ranks higher than anybody's property, including my own.


    If the thug doesn't want to get his brains splattered across the wall maybe he shouldn't, you know, break the law? It's his decision. Obey the law and live in peace. Break the law, harass someone, steal his stuff, and face the risk of getting shot. If he desices to break the law, that's his decision, and he must be willing to accept the concequences.

    I for one think that if someone knowingly wipes his ass with the Law, he does not deserve the protection that law gives him. If he doesn't respect the law, why should the law respect him? And besides, my rights to own and manage my own property are infinitely bigger than some thugs rights to steal my stuff.

    Speaking as a Finn, and speaking as a concerned citizen.
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  534. Have you spoken to the neighbor? by Duhavid · · Score: 1

    I have a dog that barks, but my neighbors dont mind. They like the deterence. I did go to them and talk about it when we moved in, and I talk to them from time to time to see if they have moved on the issue. Sounds like your nieghbor isnt as thoughtfull about the subject, but why make the dog pay? Talk to the neighbor. Call animal control. Call the police. Dont kill the dog.

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  535. Well, here's one way.... by NerveGas · · Score: 1
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  536. Re:More non-gun US murders than total Canada murde by GimmeFuel · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I've done significant research on violent crime in the US and no one really knows why the murder rate is so high

    War on Drugs and gun control. That's it.

    The War on Drugs inflates drug prices, which means selling drugs is a really profitable business. This finances gangs and provides incentive for them to kill each other in turf wars.

    Gun control prevents individual citizens from owning guns and defending themselves against criminals.

    Of course both of these effects vary greatly depending on location - this is why places with a bad gang problem and lots of gun control - NYC, Chicago and DX for example - have crime the worst.

  537. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by 10Ghz · · Score: 1

    If the kids didn't want to get shot, meybe they shouldn't have broken the law? It was their decision.

    There was a similar case in Finland just now. Guy broke in to another mans garage. The owner of the garage caught him red-handed. The burglar ran away, but the owner had a rifle with him. He told him to stop, or he will shoot. The burlars response? "You don't have the guts! And I have friends waiting in the car!". So the guy fired a warning-shot. Right in to the burglars leg. Then he called the police.

    He did go to prison, although the sentence wasn't that long. And politicians still wonder why the justice-system ranks at the bottom when the citizens are asked which institututions they respect the most (Military and the police take the top-sopts IIRC).

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  538. Detection and Repulsion? by DasBub · · Score: 1
    "Not looking for anything that would get someone injured, but more in the area of detection and repulsion."

    Alright. Make all the intruders wear neon-pink thongs. Easily detected, very repulsive.
  539. uhhh... by spacemky · · Score: 1

    I see all this discussion for and against guns.... How about just getting a dog?

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  540. Car protection? by Saville · · Score: 1

    Are there any wireless motion triggered cameras out there suitable for vehicles? I don't yet own a mobile phone, but I'd love to hide a little camera in my vehicle and when there is motion inside my vehicle have it phone me and show me a video feed of what is going on. In the unlikely case somebody is actually breaking in I'll call 911 and tell them there is a robbery in progress in my car. Or maybe trigger a 130db alarm. :)

    At the very least I'll have a video of the crook. Hopefully it'll be useful to convict him.

    I mean if stalkers can hide GPS systems in ex's cars why can't we do something like this?

    1. Re:Car protection? by Jack+Schitt · · Score: 1

      I seem to remember in Ocean's 11 (the recent one) that they had a remote controlled van. There was also a remote controlled BMW750 in James Bond: Tomarrow Never Dies.

      What about remotecontrolling the car you're trying to protect? Would it be hard to hide all of the servos and other electronics inside the dash? You could use remotely operated actuators to deadbolt the doors, disable the power windows (made from the finest lexan, of course)...

      Then it's just a matter of driving it (and the theif) to the local precinct (using the bumper-mounted camera) and turning in the would-be theif. Summon the officers outside by turning on the horn, and communicate with them via two-way intercom or cellphone.

      This is probably more trouble than it's worth, but you did specifiy geek. And I have seen geeks do some pretty amazing stuff with paperclips, duct tape, and a soldering iron.

      Or, like I mentioned in another post, you could just wire the ignition key to the ignition coil.

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  541. Sheesh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    3 pages (so far) of responses and 95% of what I've seen is regarding guns.

    Amazing. The original poster asked for geek ideas folks.

    THINK!!

    (I'm sorry, I can't think of any right now)

    1. Re:Sheesh by fishbowl · · Score: 1


      "Amazing. The original poster asked for geek ideas folks."

      The bottom line is that anything you can do to stop that kind of crime will run the risk of escalating things to the point where your life is in danger.

      Keep insurance on your property. Make your house look just a little more secure than your neighbor's house. Lock your doors. Don't make your car into a target.

      Other than those things, there's not much TO do. Call the police if someone is suspicious.

      If they break in and your life is in danger, you should have had a plan, it should have involved knowing where the gun was, how to unlock the safe, how to dial 911 even if the landline was cut, what to say to the police, and what not to say, and you should have trained and trained and trained so that you know that if you must defend yourself, under duress, in the dark, in a hurry, you can.

      I get the impression that people do not regard marksmanship as a geek skill. I don't think they realize how challenging it is.

      Take your state's concealed weapon permit training, and learn what you need to know about defending yourself. Then make sure you do everything in your power to avoid ever having to do so.

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  542. Re:Well for those who favor Guns, and those who do by misleb · · Score: 1
    So.... let's say that someone breaks into your home and sees you pull out said imitation firearm. Let's say that they're packing heat as well, and so decide to return fire. Who's going to win?

    Damn, you people are watching WAAYYY too many movies! I like to shoot a gun every now than then for fun, but I don't delude myself into thinking that I might actually get the chance to use one in self defense. I certainly don't see myself exchanging fire with a burglar. The Wild West is over! I've been victim to several crimes in my life and there is not ONE of those cases where a gun would have been of much use. By the time you lock the gun up and make it safe, what good is it for self defense?

    "Hold on Mr. bad guy, let me go get my gun and we can have this out like men. Damn, I can't find the key. Hold on a minute..."

    There are SOO many more effective ways to avoid getting into such situations in the first place that the idea of getting a gun for self defense is all but ridiculous. If you want the gun, thats fine. That is your right, but damn, don't delude youself into thinking it is going to be particular ly useful beyond giving you a (potentially false) sense of security.

    -matthew

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  543. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by HalfFlat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't understand.

    Why is it okay to shoot someone for stealing and taunting? Their life (or in this case, the use of their leg) is more important than your stuff? Your pride? This is the impression I'm getting.

    Stuff can be reacquired. There is insurance as well. Criminals occasionally even get caught by the police. But people don't get better after being shot to death. Splintered knee caps don't magically repair themselves.

    The only case where it seems justifiable to maim or kill someone, is when not doing so presents the high likelihood of worse happening. Even then, it is all too easy to make a mistake in judgement, and one can't make amends for mistakes like that. To think that wounded pride and a car is worth someone's life just boggles my imagination. Seriously, you think that's ok?

  544. But they bark at cops by BrianMarshall · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Yeah, German Shepards are wonderful.

    My brother and I both had one, and they would not stop barking if a cop or park ranger tried to talk to us.

    They can sense the "copness" - the implied threat.

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  545. Serious Bodily Injury not so Serious in Texas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If someone stole your iPod, and you saw them do it, you can kill them.

    If you didn't see it but you tracked them down you can't kill them... unless the you confront them and it gets ugly... but that is a separate issue of self defense, not related to the iPod.

    You seem to think that "serious bodily injury" is a high standard in Texas. Think again.

    That phrase is a term of art... it is the difference between misdemeanor and felony assault. An adult male is easily able to inflict "serious bodily injury" with his bare hands.

    The law does not require specific or even implicit threats from the person who needs to be killed. You only need to show that without deadly force you faced a RISK of "serious bodily injury."

    If some guy is willing to break into your car then its pretty safe to assume that he is willing to beat your ass if you try to stop him.

  546. I would add... by Valiss · · Score: 1

    ....that I set my t.v. timer for odd times (such as on at 6:43pm and off at 1:12am) so it doesn't seem so... automated.

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  547. Whats it worth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope the little punk decided that his had was worth more than a stolen radio.

  548. maybe not the Yeti, but.... by The+Lynxpro · · Score: 1


    Hey, he might not be the Yeti, or Chewbacca, but Mr. Red Monkey might scare away your urban dweller problem:

    http://www.theredmonkey.com

    I'd imagine he'd be especially apt at scaring away any female intruders. :)

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  549. Re:Alarm (to notify) Gun (to defend) by geminidomino · · Score: 1

    It's rather hard, John Edward notwithstanding, to come back for revenge after being fatally shot.

  550. Denial of Sight Attack by rednox · · Score: 1

    Wow, lots of people advocating violence. My favourite anti-intrusion system is totally passive, and based on fog.

    http://www.fogsecurity.com/area_denial2.php

    Intruders attacking commercial premises know that they will trigger an Intruder Alarm which will summons a Police response via a monitoring station. The crooks are also aware that unless they are unlucky, the Police response is unable to attend in less than seven minutes. The crooks will normally spend those seven minutes removing items from the premises. During that time, they can clean out a fairly large amount of inventory.

    To achieve this however, requires a fairly rapid incursion into the premises, moving around the area at speed to remove equipment or stock. By reducing visibility to less than ½ inch, Fog Security Systems makes movement at all extremely difficult and movement at speed impossible. Fog Security Systems Inc. protects property from intruders by harmlessly reducing visibility to inches within seconds of a break-in.

    For use in a home, you would have to place the fog generators carefully. For a two-story home with sleeping areas on the second floor, you could just place them on the first floor.

    This would work well in a car, too. It's pretty hard to drive a car that is filled with fog. It would be damned difficult to even steal the stereo.

    1. Re:Denial of Sight Attack by Jack+Schitt · · Score: 1

      I have a fog machine from Holloween I can use the build one. You have to keep in mind that it has an eletrical heating element and I bet it could use quite a bit of electricity.

      The fog in my fog machine also sets off smoke alarms.

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  551. This is a time when a grue would come in handy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If only a grue was a real thing! Just think, you could keep it in a dark place, like under your car seat =)

  552. WebCams ;-) by mseeger · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Hi,

    i live in a house where we had six cases of arson in two years. This stopped after i installed webcams in the central lobby and at the backdoor.

    I have a 50 line Perl-Script to archive those images for 24 hours and delete them afterwards. In cases something happened, i convert one hour of images (~7.000) to a short movie using OpenSource-tools.

    I informed and got an endorsement from every appartment owner in the house and posted a note to the doors.

    Since then: nothing ever again happened.

    Downside: Some neighbours asking me for images to proof another neighbours did this or that (usually putting a bike in front of a door).

    Regards, Martin

  553. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by 10Ghz · · Score: 1
    Why is it okay to shoot someone for stealing and taunting?


    Simple: my right to own and manage my own property are infinitely bigger than the criminals right to acquire my property through burglary.

    And besides, had the man let the burglar feeel, how could you tell that he and his friends hadn't paid him another visit? This time with weapons?

    Their life (or in this case, the use of their leg) is more important than your stu


    For me, my property is more important to me than the life of some low-life scum. If that low-life scum doesn't want to get harmed, he only has to make one simple decision: "I will not break the law, I will not try to steal that mans property for my own selfish reasons". The man who shot the burglar in the leg did not choose to be a victim (quite the contrary), but the burglar did choose to break in to his garage. Nothing would have happened, if the burglar had decided not to break the law. It really is as simple as that.

    But people don't get better after being shot to death.


    Most crimes are committed by people who have broken the law in the past. If you shoot them death, they will not commit crimes in the future.

    To think that wounded pride and a car is worth someone's life just boggles my imagination.


    For me, my car is worth hell of alot more than life of some scumbag who wants to steal it. Instead of complaining when people defend their homes, family and/or property, why don't you complain when some idiots think they have the right to break in to people's homes, threaten their family and/or steal their stuff?

    Why should the criminals have more rights than the victims do? Seriously?
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  554. Dual load by maroberts · · Score: 1

    Shotguns often have two barrels. Load the first one up with something non-lethal and the second with Regular.

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    Karma: Chameleon

    1. Re:Dual load by pi_rules · · Score: 1

      Actually.. most don't.

      Double-barreled shotguns aren't too common, unless you're a trap shooter. Sure, you see 'em on the movies all the time, but a decent one will run you much more than a pump-action shotgun. Your pump shotgun allows you to shove 4-5-6-7 maybe 8 shells up into a tube. You then rack the slide (everybody knows what it sounds like it seems) -- and you've got one in the chamber and extras 'on tap'.

      It's a LIFO buffer... so you'd shove the lead 000 Buck in there first, then the rubber rounds last.

      Or, just cram the whole thing full of 000 Buck, chamber a round, and shove one more back in. That'll do ya.

  555. Less than lethal approach. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By the use of his humor, it sounds like he wants to keep it at a "less than lethal" level. If that's the route he wants to take; I'm sure that a few of you out there (like me) have tampered w/ weapons and geekdom and have been able to come up with your own "Phalanx" type weapons system also, it's not that difficult to cook up once you know how they work. Or just contact the guy in New Zealand with a cruise missile for sale and protect your home from afar. The guy doesn't really seem to want that.

    Some people mentioned dogs as a deterrent, yes they are wonderful deterrents, especially German Shephards, they are fiercely loyal, maternal, have a frightening bark and easily trainable, that's why so many police and military units use them. Any K-9 handler out there will gladly tell you the same.

    A few people mentioned cameras, yes they make for great after the fact evidence for the police and the courts and should be employed also. A few other options are to have proximity alarms, yes they seems to have failed you according to your message, but were they deployed and setup correctly? Was the sensitivity accurate for the situation.

    Another thought, which works wonders, is to cover unused entrances using proximity alarms rigged to paint packets. For example: If you have a basement entrance that you rarely or never use that there is little or no reason for anyone to use, you could set it up with a proximity alarm w/ paint packets, it will cover the "bad guy" with paint and or other foul smelling substances. Trust me, these help to identify the culprit.

    I'm a gun advocate, no doubt about it, I'm in the US military in one of those "special" units that plays with all kinds of weapons often. We also sometimes deploy using "less than lethal" weapons. Anyone who has ever been hit by a sand bag gun can attest to the "Holy crap" feeling that happens when you see the large muzzle weapon pointing at you, the sound it makes and when the bag hits you. Mace/pepper/OC sprays and stun guns are great backups once the person is down so assist to subdue the person if you really feel so bold. Incapacitating the bad guy, identifying, scaring with a K-9, photographing and probably making him wet himself (a priceless moment) all without the potential of accidentally injuring/killing a family member.

    Now is you are going the route of a gun, please choose one that the person defending the property feels comfortable with and has had many safety and training classes on. If you feel comfortable with a .454 Casule but the person using it is a blue hair, she definitely will not use it or if she did it would shatter every last bone in her body. Now is the person using the weapon says "I like this small 9mm" and has had plenty of training by a REAL firearms instructor and is willing to take someone's life if need be. Then it's a wonderful last resort (deadly force should always be a last resort). The only problems with a firearm are 1) Collateral damage, what if you miss/ the round over-penetrates - you can kill/injure innocent people now becoming a criminal yourself. 2) Failure to use, either caught off guard or unable/willing to use - the weapon can be used against you and now you've armed/fortified the thug. 3) Lack of training - a firearm in the hands of an untrained person is much more dangerous than a 4yr old behind the wheel of a car. 4) The laws, they vary from place to place, situation to situation - just because you think you are right does not mean that you are, the only time you are always justified no matter what state you are in (in the US) to use deadly force is when you life or the life of others are threatened.

    BTW: Warning shots are a bad idea; 1) it could justify the thug to use deadly force as you now definitely threatened his life 2) the round you just fired has to hit something eventually, it may be your next door neighbors little kid Sally riding her tricycle in the driveway (could you live with that?) 3) Warning shots are illegal just about everywhere in the US. 4) The

  556. Re:Alarm (to notify) Gun (to defend) by IoN_PuLse · · Score: 1

    I meant excluding fatal shots.

  557. Re:Well for those who favor Guns, and those who do by NerveGas · · Score: 1


    A few years ago, my mother's neighbor was out of town on a bus trip. She got home, a creepy guy started following her around the bus station, she went out, got in her car, and drove home. She got home, and noticed that the guy had followed her. She went in and locked the door. Her husband loaded up the shotgun. The bad guy came up to the door, and broke it down to get to the woman. He promptly got a chest full of buckshot. The police showed up, took the shotgun as a matter of policy. The judge quickly determined that it was self-defense, he got the gun back, the story ended happily.

    I'm sure that he never thought he'd use the gun in self-defense. Especially not like that. And chances are that I'll never have to use a gun in self-defence. But I know people who have had to, and they'll universally tell you that they were glad they had the gun around.

    They're not gun nuts. They're not people who watch too many movies. They're not people who go "a-packin'". They're just people who happened to have a gun around when they needed it, and they were awfully glad that they did.

    steve

    --
    Oh, you're not stuck, you're just unable to let go of the onion rings.
  558. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by thrash242 · · Score: 1

    Or try this:

    Someone breaks into your house. He is armed, your are not. He rapes your wife and kills you, then takes all your stuff.

    The thing is, when someone breaks into your house, you have no idea what they are planning to do. If he is armed, then by the time you've determined that in a dark house and in a state of fear, you'll probably be shot already. If I detect someone creeping around my place, then the moment I determine that they're not supposed to be here, (not a friend or relative or something) I'm shooting them until they (a) turn and run away or (b) fall down.

    And even in your naive example, the greater evil is breaking into someone's house and stealing stuff. Defending yourself, your loved ones, and your property is not evil at all. Someone who breaks into a house should realize that he's risking being shot and killed.

  559. or maybe the western world? by Zentac · · Score: 1

    Maybe we were not so pastoral before firearms, but we are quite pastoral since they became illegal in the whole of Europe.
    An other point is that there is a much higher risk at death from firearms compared to clubs, or knives.
    You reason from an asumption that the intention to kill is there first and then the tool comes in to play, I think you are very wrong on that, very often the intentions are to hurt someone out of wrangled emotions, self defense, etc. hitting someone with a club or knife will not result in death in most cases, hitting someone with a gun will! now the easy availebilety of guns in the US comes into play...

    Suicide rates are a whole diferent issue, and are highest in countries with very high social presure, like overpopulated Japan, and cold and depressing Scandinavian countries.

    1. Re:or maybe the western world? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you get stabbed by someone, believe me, you have a very high likelihood of dying if you do not receive medical attention within minutes.

      You will bleed out.

    2. Re:or maybe the western world? by Seraph · · Score: 1

      Maybe we were not so pastoral before firearms, but we are quite pastoral since they became illegal in the whole of Europe.

      Scores of people trampled at football matches is any man's idea of pastoral. Very cosmopolitan!

  560. Re:Home defense? Easy. Mossberg 12 gauge 500A by geminidomino · · Score: 1

    of course the pistol is loaded. A pistol isn't useful unless it is loaded

    I will explain to my Legions of Terror that guns are ranged weapons and swords are not. Anyone who attempts to throw a sword at the hero or club him with a gun will be summarily executed.</Evil Overlord>

  561. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by polecat_redux · · Score: 1

    That's f'ing brilliant! I feel so much safer now.
    *sigh*
    Really, what good are cops nowadays anyway? I was backed into by some moron in a pickup a month ago, and the CHP wouldn't take a report because it happened on private property (shopping center), and the Sherrif's Dept didn't want anything to do with it because it was technically not a crime. In the meantime, I have a car with $1800 worth of damages, and an insurance company that's going to deny my claim because the guy that hit me is avoiding them (he has a DUI and a suspended license). My only option is to sue him, but I have no police report to demonstrate liability. :p

  562. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First, point out a place on this earth that isn't fucked up. Next, prove every person at that location knows things are fucked up. As a LEGAL gun toting Texan (And my wife packs heat as well), I can say human life is important. I'm not going to shoot someone stealing the stereo out of my car, it's not worth it - That is what insurance is for. But if someone breaks in my house despite the alarm system and my large dog, you can bet your ass I'm worried more about the welfare of my four year old in the room next door than some thug who broke in - He's dead, end of story. And before some hippie chimes in about guns and kids (1) My child has been taught to respect weapons and has had their destructive capability demonstrated to him. (2) They are not accessible to him.

  563. No, be both! by MoggyMania · · Score: 1

    Oh, no, much more fun and appealing is to be a metrosexual AND have a gun. After all, if you have to actually physically scuffle with some jerk, it could get your clothes dirty or something. ;-)

    Besides, the look on people's faces is probably quite entertaining when they look around and see scented candles...ruffled satin sheets...artistic nature photographs...stylish laptop...new-age relaxation music...and assorted firearms.

    (Luckily I already knew of my fiance's fascination with firearms before I wandered into his bedroom and saw that combination... I still raised my eyebrows a bit the first time just because a shotgun is simply not what one's mind expects to notice near a bottle of Herbal Essence shampoo, though.)

  564. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you are a redneck and between you, your wife, and your child combined, you still have a lower IQ than a dog...

  565. How Ugly Is Your Mom? by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 2, Funny

    'Anyone have a holographic Yeti generator to scare away intruders? :)"'

    Okay, relax, it was just a joke!

    Jeez, no sense of humor!

    --
    Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
  566. Re:Circle of jerk by Viceice · · Score: 1

    You think Norway is bad? Try Malaysia, where i live. Here, discharging a firearm in the commission of a scheduled offence (i.e robbery) carries the MANDATORY DEATH sentance, regardless of if anyone was actualy hit. Being an accomplice to the guy who discharges the firearm (i.e gang robbery, or the supplier of said gun etc.) carries the same sentance.

    Also, at the discretion of the judge, you can get hung for the mere possession of illegal firearms.

    So the most the regular thief will have is a big knife. If the robbers carry guns, they are after big loot (banks, goldsmiths, very rich people etc) and they know that if the cops show up, they either get away or die trying, as being arrested means ending up with a date with the hangman.

    And we don't plea bargian in this country.

    --
    Sometimes I wish I was a plumber, then I'd know how to deal with other people's shit.
  567. Less lethal weapons by Mavakoy · · Score: 1

    > Killing someone because of trespassing? Someone that's almost surely unarmed!? That's the last solution I would've chosen, if at all.

    True, you cold always buy one of the "less-lethal" weapons: Google search.

    They're definately available to the police, so I'm assuming the public would be allowed them? I'm not a US citizen though, so I could be wrong...

    I'm thinking along the lines of the scene in the Jackass movie, where Knoxville gets hit in the stomach with a gel round and stops moving for about 10 minutes - and survives.

    Maco
    xxxx

    1. Re:Less lethal weapons by Mr+Guy · · Score: 1

      Sadly, in this country you're better off with the guy dead. We need real tort reform here. It's a basic human rights problem though, you either agree someone has the right to defend their home against unknown harm or you don't. There's very little arguing can do one way or the other.

      The real problem with tasers and the like is they malfunction far more than guns and require you to be a better shot than guns. Even certain types of clothing can interfere with their operation.

  568. Your friend the brown belt by Laplace · · Score: 1

    The difference between a black and brown belt? The black belt wouldn't have killed the guy. (I speak from experience, the brown belts were fast and strong, but were shit at pulling, that is controlling, their punches)

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    The middle mind speaks!
  569. The Geek Way? by Domini · · Score: 1

    Don't get a dog, rather get an Aibo then?

    (What a fearsome creature!) -shiver-

  570. Not illegal... by raehl · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You can have as many static firearms with trap mechanisms as you want.

    But if one of them actually SHOOTS somebody, you can expect to spend time in prison for negligent homicide (if the setup worked well), plus have the victim('s estate) sue you for everything you're worth.

  571. Robot Security Guard by JuzzFunky · · Score: 1

    Well, as for:
    "Not looking for anything that would get someone injured, but more in the area of detection and repulsion"

    How about this robotic security guard.
    http://robots.engadget.com/entry/8143838848436927/

    I've also heared of high volume smoke and fog machines being used as a part of built-in alarms. I imagine it would be kinda freaky if you broke into a place and it started quickly filling with smoke! I'd want to get out of there quickly - especially if it was accompanied by a computerised voice saying something freaky like toxic gas had been deployed...

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    Unexpect the expected!
  572. Occam's Razor by stephanruby · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Follow Occam's Razor. Think of the simplest answer you can possibly think of and find a way to achieve it.

    In my case, I moved to a safer neighborhood. It took me two years to effect the move to one of the two neighborhoods I had in mind, but the wait was worth it. My neighborhood is now safer and cleaner, and yet I didn't have to sacrifice on the amount of rent I was paying, nor did I sacrifice on the amount of time I was spending on the commute. It took a while, but my patience paid off.

    Now, I don't know the age of your mother, but assuming she's getting older. Do you think her neighborhood is going to improve, or get worse? And as she does become older, do you think it will get easier for her to move, or not? It's never easy to move and it's never a good time to move, but it's usually one of the best and healthiest solutions.

    1. Re:Occam's Razor by smchris · · Score: 1

      Follow Occam's Razor. Think of the simplest answer you can possibly think of and find a way to achieve it.

      In my case, I moved to a safer neighborhood.


      Worked for us. When I was in Minneapolis, they had a free 200 pp book of crime by neighborhood with maps and charts broken down by crime cataegory. When we moved to Baltimore City, the first thing I did was go down to the city hall planning department. They looked at me like my spaceship had just landed when I asked whether they had a similar publication. So, in a moment of inspiration, this WASP midwesterner asked where the Jewish neighborhoods were. _THAT_ they knew.

      Worked like a charm and I've used it in subsequent moves. Some subcultures really do want their kids to grow up to be doctors and practice the family values the redneck fundamentals mouth off about. Just my experience, folks.

  573. shoot the mayor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you need to go to where the mayor lives and cause all sorts of mayhem.

  574. Befriend the Mob/Yakuza/Triads/Jihad/Police/or... by Egorn · · Score: 1

    ...whichever stereotypical organized crime group closest fits your racial profiling. It helps if they owe you a few favours or this the day of their daughter's wedding is not to far away.

    On less realistic note, you can try X10 shit. I've been able to make a couple pretty impressive security systems for warehouses, small shops and methlabs for under a hundred bucks.

    Fer shizzle.

    --

    Movie News - "Entertainment news, bitch!"
  575. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by leonmergen · · Score: 1

    You just stay in your bed until the guy's gone, and you let insurance take care of the rest...

    And well, just breaking in to kill people, you probably won't believe me, but those things don't happen over here, unless you were already having bad friends...

    --
    - Leon Mergen
    http://www.solatis.com
  576. High voltage fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stake the car to ground and the body to a low current high voltage source.

    A simple fence charger would do but I prefer 300,000 volts of social reorientation.

  577. Come right ahead. by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1
    Then we have pictures of your car, pictures of your face, pictures of you with my stuff, pictures of you loading my stuff into your car, and ten minutes later you have six police cars around you, two in front, two behind, and one on either side.


    Want to know the best bit? If you were armed when you broke into my place, and you even look like you're about to pull a gun on the police, you will be shot. Immediately, and right in the head. Our armed police don't miss.

  578. If you have room by redog · · Score: 1

    Get a dog!
    The house I live in was robbed 3 times in the first 3 months I was here. I got a dog and have not been hit in 7 years.

  579. ideas for Life, Death and Funeral by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Solder a small scheme, install it toghether with car alarm. If not switched off, it should burn all the fuses in 2 minutes. Small timer, relay and couple other parts. Cost me $5. Saved my car in one cold night - i've found it in a snow 2 blocks away.

    2. Solder a small scheme, install it. it can stop engine when RPM's are more then value. It'll be possible to start engine, but impossible to drive away. It's a strange behavior, so a sucker will lose time.

    3. add a gps recever and gprs modem to your custom-handmade-of-pentium1-Linux-and-couple-of-sh iny-LEDs-auto-mp3-player.
    add ability to log into it. add relay board to control ignition, engine, brakes and your custom-bought-on-eBay-ejection-chair-from-your-fav ored-fighterjet.

  580. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We have a lot more niggers and illegal aliens than any other country with the exception of Africa. Niggers have a strong sense of entitlement and zero respect for the law or any type of publicly accepted morality. Therefore, your shit is their shit, they just haven't taken it back yet. Take a look at the crime stats in cities full of niggers vs. cities with very few niggers. You'll see a staggering difference in gun crimes, gang activity, drug activity, homicides, you name it.

    With the incredible influx of illegals, the nigger community is becoming worse than ever. All of the jobs which previously were reserved for uneducated and poor niggers are now going to illegals. The big difference is that illegals are at least motivated to work and take care of their families instead of committing hit and run pregnancies while working as little as possible.

    Notice please that there is a giant difference between niggers and black people. Just as there is white trash there are niggers, and most black people hate niggers as much as the rest of us do.

  581. Yeah, but... by raehl · · Score: 1

    So is a knife. And it is used more frequently to kill people in disputes.

    Have you ever tried cutting a steak with a gun?

  582. Be sure it can't trigger while you're driving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Also I assume this is cool but apocryphal - how would the builder test it without getting lynched by his neighbors?

    1. Re:Be sure it can't trigger while you're driving by mlush · · Score: 2, Funny
      Also I assume this is cool but apocryphal - how would the builder test it without getting lynched by his neighbors?

      <Slowly as if to a small Anonymous Coward>
      Its a car, cars can be driven to an area with no neighbors.
      </Slowly as if to a small Anonymous Coward>

  583. Wear a blindfold. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This way you won't see the intrudor and will have no cause for alarm.

  584. Interesting read, but... by Dire+Bonobo · · Score: 1
    > Read "The Failed Experiment" by Gary A. Mauser

    Interesting read - the full text is online here.

    Two things to note:
    1) The Frasier Institute (which released the study) is well-known in Canada for being a right-wing think tank. That by no means invalidates the findings of the study, but is important context to consider while reading it.

    2) The main theme of the report is simply "violent crime in the US is falling faster than in Canada, so Canada's gun control laws are a failure". As the report completely fails to take into account the massive increases in incarceration and other justice-system oversight that have occurred in the US in recent years, it's worth asking whether the report is correct in its findings. It is entirely possible, as some appear to argue that America's drop in crime has been in large part due to this massive surge in its prison population.

    Mauser's study is interesting, but fails to examine its assumptions nearly enough to establish the kind of causal relationship between gun laws and crime that it's claiming.

  585. off-the-shelf video options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure there is all kinds of off the shelf crap to do similar things. You don't have to film every second if you only film by event. You can even have it notify you as it happens (if you care)
    One example: http://sentinelvision.com/
    I assume there are others.

  586. easy, don't have anything worth stealing by nihaopaul · · Score: 1

    yeah so, get a laptop and carry it with you, oh and buy a cheap bike not a car, no one will steal it. and if your smart you'll put your money and cards in your socks to stop them from being stollen, oh and use other peopls wireless access points so you don't have to worry about anyone stealing yours.

  587. Next time no razor blades by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You should have used ordinary thin sharpened iron sheets around the stereos. They could also have some seemingly functional purpose.

  588. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by Afrosheen · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Only if they're trying to repo a stereo or television from the rental place by breaking in your front door.

    Trespassing is defined by entering into the domicile in question by forceable means or without prior consent of the owner or occupant. Even if you leave all of your doors unlocked, if someone steps through that door and you weren't expecting them, you have the right to shoot. This was all made possible by what's also known as the "Make My Day" law, a nod to Dirty Harry. Many southern states with dense cities and high transient populations enacted this law awhile back.

    Personally I see nothing wrong with it. If someone breaks down my front door at any time, and doesn't shout POLICE WE'RE COMING IN, then they're catching a slug somewhere in their person. Anyone who is willing to commit such an entry surely knows the risks they face, particularly in states like Texas where gun ownership is high.

    Is killing another person for breaking into your home extreme? Well, that depends on how much you value your own and your family's life. I'm no gun nut, and don't like guns persay, but I feel that the law gives me the right to defend myself and my wife, and if a criminal will most likely be armed, I have no choice but to arm myself in kind. Not arming myself would be a failure of duty, a total lack of self preserving responsibility. I couldn't bear to think of myself or my wife getting shot in our home without having a chance to fight back or win.

  589. Where are my f'n mod points? Nice post by Zhe+Mappel · · Score: 1

    Yes, even the delusions are well-armed in NASCAR 'Murrica.

  590. Reason for the origin of term "goosed" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been "deterred" by a goose. They have this unfortunately capability to extend their snapper an astonishingly long ways out. And that at the end of their long strong necks which most inconveniently arrives right at crotch level.

    I think the female intruders might have more luck. The men are gonna be hopping out of there.

  591. get to know your neighbors by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I realize the post was a request for solutions for geeks, but meet your neighbors. Invite them over one address at a time for 45 minutes over a coffee or whatever. Keep it simple and friendly. No politics, bragging, etc. out of your mouth and let it slide if your guests let something slip. Small talk for 20-30 seconds if you see them on the street or at least wave.

    What does that do? Not much, at first but then they know who you are and some will also get to know their neighbors better. Some may even become better friends.

    I've done that in many places and in other places my neighbors have beat me to it. One street still has an annual block party to this day.

    Millions of car alarms go off so often for no reason that it's no deterrent. However, you will act different when someone you know sees a problem with your car or other liabilities if they know you or vice versa.

    Second, if your mom lives in a neighborhood with too high a yuppie content, then it may be easier to move than to retrain them. They're not community builders, but instead they rather let it fall apart.

    I'm sure your mom can handle these thing, but they take a few months to a couple of years to kick in.

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  592. Mod parent up by ttys00 · · Score: 1

    Parent poster is right - it's not like guns were easily available at Kmart before Port Arthur. Lots of types of guns were already illegal.

    More and more guns are becoming illegal too - a family friend in Sydney has just had to hand in another of his rifles, because it is about to become illegal to own it. He doesn't like having to do it, but nothing can be done about it.

    It should be noted that in some parts of Australia, you do not have the right to defend yourself with force in your home. I had a friend at uni who is about a finish a 4 year jail sentence for hitting an intruder once with a snooker cue (this happened in Bentley in Perth at 2am). This could have been avoided if the WA government would let people put bars on their windows.

  593. Motion Detection == ZoneMinder by catch23 · · Score: 1

    See http://www.zoneminder.com for more details. It supports multiple input cards and hasn't stopped recording video for me yet. I've got 8 cameras on my home security system. Dunno why nobody has mentioned this yet.

  594. Re:I know this is a little trite, but I have to as by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because bullets cost money?

    Because even if they kill an innocent man on purpose/mistake, they'll get off scott free?

    Because, like it or not, often times the police are just as bad, if not worse, than the people they've killed? Hang around cops sometime and you'll get to see abuse of power like you wouldn't believe.

    There are good cops out there. There just aren't enough of them.

  595. Theft Protection for *Linux* Laptops and PDAs by wehe · · Score: 1
  596. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by Khazunga · · Score: 1
    I must live someplace other than the US. Practically every civilized country has banned widespread gun usage.

    Actually, I live in Portugal, one of the safest places on Earth.

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  597. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by eatjello · · Score: 1

    Leon,
    I will weep for you when people *do* start turning robberies into robbery-homicides in your area, and you lie there in bed and let them kill you. Then I will take a trip to the gun range to keep my skills sharp. I value human life, but I value my family's lives more than a criminal's. If that is immoral, so be it.

  598. Low Tech is the best way! by bhima · · Score: 5, Informative
    A few years ago I lived in the US and the previous owner seeing the decline in the neighborhood took a couple of simple steps that in hindsight made a lot of sense.

    Out of sight out of mind: He closed in his carport so you couldn't see his car

    Inconvenience potential burglars: a pet fence around the back yard (with the gate locked), storm windows and storm doors extra locks on widows and doors.

    A thorny defense: All the windows had holly bushes growing under and around them.

    looking like you have nothing to steal: The house wasn't the best in the neighborhood or the worst and all the improvements were either invisible to the casual observer or common place.

    In summary the house was the least attractive target on the whole block with many inconveniences visible from the street, where presumably the potential burglars case the property.

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  599. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by Khazunga · · Score: 1

    That's a fucking mith. The US were prompted to enter the fray both in the 1st World War and in the 2nd, and sat on their asses, until they were too afraid Soviet states would dominate Europe. Both wars were won by the Soviets (or the Russian winter, if you prefer).

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  600. Re:Rifles, shotguns, pistols, etc. for home defens by mattrumpus · · Score: 1


    Wow, that's a lot of firepower. Have you ever been attacked or even confronted by someone you thought was dangerous enough to warrant shooting?

    That's alot of fear, why are you so afraid someone will attack you? I mean I've never even been in a fight, let alone a situation that serious. I've gotta say I don't think that attitude makes for a very civil society. Doesn't carrying all those guns alter the way you treat people, even in your mind and make you more afraid? What if I was a bit lost out walking and happened to wander down the drive of your country house to ask for directions, just as you were "unloading the luggage", a likely time for a bad guy to come at you as you say (has a "bad guy" ever done this to you?). I'm not for a second saying you'd shoot me, I just wonder if you would be thinking "who is this guy", checking to make sure your shooter is handy. I wouldn't like to think like that myself.

    Not flaming, just interested...

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  601. Self defense is a RIGHT, not a privilege. by RKBA · · Score: 1
    "...how many of them would be foiled by the owner having a safely stored gun in the house?"

    Absolutely correct. That's why I keep my guns loaded and ready to go, and make sure that at least one of them is within easy reach at all times (and no, I don't have any young children at home).

    1. Re:Self defense is a RIGHT, not a privilege. by misleb · · Score: 1

      Do you live in Iraq or Afganastan or some place like that? If I felt that insecure, I'd move.

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    2. Re:Self defense is a RIGHT, not a privilege. by RKBA · · Score: 1
      From AP News:
      The 2003 violent crime rate - assault, sexual assault and armed robbery - stood at 22.6 victims for every 1,000 people age 12 and older. That amounts to about one violent crime victim for every 44 U.S. residents.
      I don't want to be the 1 in 44. Do you?
  602. In Japan, carjackers never get a second chance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I recall hearing that in Japan, they have cars which can set off a lethal gas, killing a would-be carjacker. Personally, I think that would be great to have in the U.S.

    1. Re:In Japan, carjackers never get a second chance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I recall hearing that in Japan

      Excellent!! That citation is bulletproof! Boy, when an AC recalls "hearing" something, I know it *must* be: 1) Totally True (c), and, 2) a Great Idea (c).

      Given today's sociopolitical environment, you think that consumer products could, and *should*, be sold equiped with "lethal gas" weaponry, eh?

      Hoo, yeah. That sounds nice.

      Then we could read leads like, "A tractor-trailer delivering poison gas to a Michigan auto plant rolls over on I80 in downtown Des Moines. Casualties into the ten thousands."

      Or, "Motorists and bystanders killed by lethal gas emitting from a vehicle involved in a minor 'fender-bender'."

      But at least nobody could steal my Civic and "pimp" it...

  603. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by jeroenvw · · Score: 1
    Trespassing is defined by entering into the domicile in question by forceable means or without prior consent of the owner or occupant. Even if you leave all of your doors unlocked, if someone steps through that door and you weren't expecting them, you have the right to shoot. This was all made possible by what's also known as the "Make My Day" law, a nod to Dirty Harry. Many southern states with dense cities and high transient populations enacted this law awhile back.
    Here in the Netherlands, when I ring a doorbell (or twice), and nobody responds, I try the door and enter if open, although I do ask loudly whether someone is there. Or, depending on the situation (if it is a farm/larger house with backyard), I walk around, and try to enter the backdoor. It happens that people are not able to properly hear the doorbell, since they are upstairs/in the backyard. Guess I certainly must do stuff like this in the U.S., since apparantly it would even be legal to shoot me in this case. I can't believe it. Weirdos.
  604. The point? by Gandhian_Rage · · Score: 0

    I'm smarter than 99% of the population. Tell me how the numbers correlate to non-idiots and their non-idiotic families.

  605. Some tricks for security by eve_power · · Score: 2, Informative

    My family's home was broken into three times when I was young, so we learnt the following the hard way: - Gravel, gravel and more gravel. Cover the entire front garden down to the pavement/sidewalk right up to the sidegate/house windows with gravel. It can be dusty and gets into everything, but it's also noisy. If it's impossible to get to your front door without stepping on gravel, most theives will just walk away. - Personalise. I had a friend who bought a really REALLY old VW Beetle and she really went to town on it. She painted the words "Hi there" up on the roof, had each door a slightly different colour and left the inches of rust around the lights and handels. Years later when it was time for her to upgrade to a decent car, she left the beetle in the WORST area of town to see if her customising really was a deterrant. Three months later, it's still there untouched. Same goes for bikes and motorcycles. If you make them your own, theives will have a much harder time concealing/hawking them. - Automatic lights/motion sensors. 'nuff said. - LOCK ALL DOORS AND WINDOWS - get decent double glazing in. - Fake alarm/cameras on both front/side and rear of house. - Never be afraid to annoy the local police, it's their job to provide security if you've taken all other reasonable procautions. Get used to the phrase: "Ok so you're not going to investigate the prowler outside? Ok, I'm off to make a video diary of his movements / me shooting him / your inability to help. I'm sure the newspapers will be REAL interested. How do you spell your name again?" - Get a big dog. Call it Tison, Zeus, Thor, Mars, etc. - Have automatic timers for tvs and washing machines and lamps. Make sure to use them. - Cut up all your cardboard boxes into tiny pieces. Dont advertise that you have a new PC/TV/DVD player/ monitor etc. - Nothing looks quite so mean as a host of venus flytraps as your border plants. No kidding here, those things would deter King Kong.

  606. Parent's math is WRONG by Dire+Bonobo · · Score: 2, Informative
    You're comparing total gun deaths in Canada to gun homicides in the US, without mentioning that the large majority of those Canadian "gun deaths" are suicides!

    That is, at best, woefully delinquent reading of the links you cite.

    For a truthful comparison of firearm killings between Canada and the US, look here. In particular, check out this summary:

    Firearm homicide rates in the United States are 8.1 times higher than in Canada.


    > I've done all the hard math...

    Maybe, but Garbage In, Garbage Out.

  607. Dogs are a very good idea by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    Some other things to help:

    1) Get good locks for your doors, meaning sturdy ones that can take a few hits. They aren't much more expensive. If you have a place with only 1 or two doors like a condo, consider getting Medeco high security locks. Nearly impossible to pick and can take a hell of a beating.

    2) Along those lines make sure your doors are up to snuff. Metal is the best but solid wood is fine too. If it's something flimsy enough you think you can kick it in, well then a theif certianly can. A good lock doesn't do much on a shitty door.

    3) If you've got windows that are large and low enough to get through, look at getting some good glass and coating for them. A single 1/8" pane is pretty easy to break, a good double pane storm window with a security/reflection coating is fairly hard. As an added benefit, they have much lower thermal conductance and so save on energy bills.

    4) Consider an alarm system. The dog functions as this to an extent, but an electronic alarm will go off even if the dog is incapacitated or something. Also neighbours will probably ignore your dog, since they bark all the time, but pay attention to your alarm.

    5) If you are really concerned about someone breaking in while you are present (fairly unlikely) and concerned for your life and safety, a shotgun is probably the way to go. Your alarm will warn you someone is breaking in, your dog will try to stop them, but a shotgun will drop them dead in their tracks. However don't just get a gun, given that you need to be awake for it to do any good, you need something like an alarm or dog (or both) that will alert you to danger. Also, take a gun safety course and do some practice with it. They are dangerous precisely because they are so effective.

    6) If you have valuables that are easy to carry off that you are worried about, get a safe. Not a little document safe, which are more for fires and keeping kids out, but a big safe like a gun safe. Something in the 200-500 pound range. Thieves will NOT be dragging that out and the chances that they are safecrackers is virtually nil.

  608. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by feargal · · Score: 1
    For me, my property is more important to me than the life of some low-life scum.


    It scares me that people truly believe that.

    It scares me also that the original question was seeking methods of detection and repulsion and specifically rejected anything that causes injury, yet so far we've had guns, flames throwers, and a car alarm which accidently caused injury.

    Nobody has the right to take away another's life, that you think you do has taken the kick out of my Monday caffeine rush.
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  609. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by David+Horn · · Score: 1

    I completely disagree. Someone who makes a conscious decision to break into someone else's property forfeits any civil liberties or rights as a human being that they had.

    Sure, 99 times out of a 100 they might get away with it, but one time they'll be facing someone with a gun, who's very nervous and frightened, and who will pull the trigger if he so much as twitches.

    When he gets shot and cries about it, can he really expect sympathy? Of course, after all, he was *just* breaking into someone's house to steal their treasured possetions. It's not material value that counts (and can be replaced by insurance) it's things that carry huge sentimental value.

    To draw an analogy - what do you think happens in the wild if one animal tries to steal the food of another? They fight.

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  610. carjackers in South africa... by bkessels · · Score: 1

    well, not those that break into your car at night, but those that try to rob you from it while driving around. Those are burned. Alive. with this cool device: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/232777.stm

    1. Re:carjackers in South africa... by fib2004 · · Score: 1

      I imagine the lucky owner of this *cool* device coming back to his car at night, drunk, and getting burned by trying to open his own car...

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    2. Re:carjackers in South africa... by bkessels · · Score: 1

      So: Never drink and dive.

  611. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by yowi · · Score: 1
    To think that wounded pride and a car is worth someone's life just boggles my imagination. Seriously, you think that's ok?


    in a word....YES.

    What gives anyone the right to cause someone else to constantly live in fear. The shopkeeper has a right to attend his business without the fear that he will be looking down the barrel of some assholes gun, again. just as I have the right to keep what I have worked hard for, if some parasite whats to try and take it from me, I will not hesitate to use whatever force I see fit.


    when it is a question of whos rights should be upheld, the person who decided to live outside of the rules of society has no right to expect those rules to help them, no matter how fucked-up or dead they get.


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  612. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by feargal · · Score: 1

    I hope you remember that when you're accused of something you didn't do.

    (and no, it won't be of being an asshole)

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  613. Ok, now by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    While I completely agree that a gun isn't the first thing you should do for security (I'd call it one of the last things, after you've shored up the other problems) or even necessary, you have a line of logic I've never understood:

    "face the permanent consequences of a potentially tragic mistake and the tremendous guilt that any normal person will feel even if they kill in self-defense."

    Ok, now killing in self defense impiles (by the legal definition of self defense) that you are in immediate danger of serious bodily harm and/or death. How then, would the emotional trauma be worse? I'm sure killing someone is an event that shakes you to your core, but it is certianly preferable to being dead.

    I've never got the "armchair liberal" (since we are throwing around labels) attitude that it would be worse to kill someone that to die yourself. Well, no, it wouldn't. Guilt, depression, etc are things that can be worked through. Death is not, it's final.

    So while I'm certianly not going to advocate a gun as a first line of defense, I don't see that it is a bad idea as a complete part of defense. If the person is, as you say, desperate and willing to kill you, better that you are able to defend yourself.

    1. Re:Ok, now by helix_r · · Score: 1


      So while I'm certianly not going to advocate a gun as a first line of defense, I don't see that it is a bad idea as a complete part of defense. If the person is, as you say, desperate and willing to kill you, better that you are able to defend yourself.


      Neither do I. If someone wants a gun and is prepared to accept the full responsibility for their actions, I'm all for it.

      The problem is that having a gun is practically useless in an urban environment.

      I happen to think that _confronting_ someone breaking into a car or comitting property crimes with deadly force is not worth the risk. The cops take it very seriously even when they outnumber the thug. An untrained fool with no support is asking for trouble.

  614. Re:Well he *killed* someone! by feargal · · Score: 1

    The problem isn't the gun use, or even the idea of using violence in defense of one's home. It's that so many people are expressly talking about killing people. Killing.

    If you want to shoot a burglar in the leg, fine, but when you go for the head shot, or by a .45 instead of a .32 specifically so that you can be assured of the kill, well that sickens some of us.

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  615. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by feargal · · Score: 1

    I must be mistaken because nobody else seems to recall it, but I could have sworn the French helped out during the precious American War of Indepencence. You know, the one fought against the British, your new best buddies.

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  616. Parent is verifiably wrong by Dire+Bonobo · · Score: 1
    > The homicide rate in the United States has be falling steadily for the last several years,
    > while the homicide rate for Canada has been increasing.

    A moment with Google and a quick look at the actual homicide statistics in Canada shows that the parent poster is completely wrong. The summary of Canada's homicide trend in the last several years is:

    The national homicide rate fell 7% last year [2003] to its lowest level in over 35 years.


    > John Lott has an article discussing the abysmal failure of Canada's gun control program here.

    If you're getting your information from John Lott, that helps explain why you have no idea what the truth is. Lott is a known liar whose research has come under increasing fire as poorly supported and possibly entirely fabricated.

    If you want a pro-gun researcher to tout, check out Kleck. His studies have some serious methodological problems, too, but at least he seems honest.

  617. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1

    Yup, don't knock on a door in Florida to ask for directions, as some deceased British tourists did. A few years back killing tourists (british and german) was their state sport.

  618. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Full ACK, where do you all live, in the Ghetto?!

  619. Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hope your house never has a fire then and you never get sick. After all, not allowing an amulance or fire engine on the property could be inconvenient at times.

  620. By not being stupid... by answerer · · Score: 1

    How about this? Don't put anything valuable in plain view in your car.

  621. Re:been debunked BULLSHIT ALERT by perly-king-69 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Bullshit. In Britain we have incredibly few gun related crimes. It's big news, really big news if someone is killed by the bullet in this country. It's not an everyday occurance and has hardly risen dramatically.


    The problem is yours. The US glamourises violence and gun use. Every other film coming out of the states features guy shooting each other. Your head of state poses aboard warships. You're OBSESSED with guns, with violence, with killing.


    I think it was Shaw who said the US is the only country to have gone from Barbarism to Decadence without experiencing Civilisation.

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  622. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by rossifer · · Score: 1

    Except that banning widespread gun usage doesn't correlate well with low violence or even gun violence. Switzerland and Canada have higher gun ownership rates than the US but lower crime and lower gun violence rates. Mexico has basically banned guns, but has among the world's highest crime rates.

    I know the guns are a very visible thing to blame, but the obsessive focus on eliminating guns doesn't actually help much with the problems of crime or violence. Other aspects of a culture have a much larger impact on crime rates than gun ownership (hint: the US drug war and the criminal population that can develop with such a huge black market to fund it).

    So you can get down off your high horse about your "civilized" country now. Must be nice to be able to sit there and criticize from the sideline like that. Not that I don't appreciate Portugal, cause I really really like the '97 port vintages... mmm... port...

    Regards,
    Ross

  623. Reach down grab'm and squeeze twice. by jamej · · Score: 1

    Now go buy a shot gun. The folks who are breaking into homes have decided to hurt you, if necessary to avoid arrests or witnesses. If detection and repulsion were sufficient your previously installed devises would've worked. Lucky for you assault weapons ban expired today. Your Mom could go more Rambo than just a shot gun. Finally, the smartest move is to move to a safer neighbor. More of the same dectection and repulsion stuff is already a proven loser do not reinforce those efforts.

  624. Mauser is factually incorrect by Dire+Bonobo · · Score: 1
    > Read "The Failed Experiment" by Gary A. Mauser.

    After doing a little digging, it turns out that Mauser is on record as saying that Canada's violent crime rate has undergone a "horrifying increase" in the last decade, despite the fact that violent crime has actually decreased 11% in that time period.

    If Mauser is willing to deceive people by claiming that violent crime has increased when the readily-available facts show that violent crime has decreased, the worth of any study he is responsible for is called seriously into question. Evidence suggests "The Failed Experiment" is little more than a biased opinion piece. Too bad - I'd hoped for much more.

    1. Re:Mauser is factually incorrect by mcmaddog · · Score: 1

      A main argument of the piece is that while legal ownership of guns by Americans is increasing, the crime rate has been decreasing. Obviously there are many factors that cause crime/violence and most cannot be compared from one country directly to another, but it disputes the case that more guns = more violence.

      You also failed to break out the statistics of your reference. While "violent crime" in Canada as a whole has decreased 11% in 2003 including the actual number of murders, there was a 5% increase in robberies (including a 10% increase in robberies committed with a firearm, and a 4% increase in attempted murder, with an overall increase in crime in general.

      My main point is that restrictive gun laws only affect citizens that obey the law in first place. The "criminals" aren't exactly going to turn in their guns because a new law is passed, and despite what people from other countries might think, legal gun ownership in the US is highly restrictive (ie, no felonies, no history of domestic dispute, no history of mental problems...)

  625. From today's NYtimes... by LibrePensador · · Score: 1

    "The rate of property crime and violent crime other than homicides remained at a 30-year low in 2003, the Justice Department said."

    http://www.nytimes.com/2004/09/13/national/13cri me .html

    A good alarm system, strong windows and good Mediterranean steal bars are all you need. The alarm should give you time to react and time for the thief to wise up and run.

    Stop worrying about bullshit and start enjoying life. Take reasonable precautions to protect your valuables, but don't follow the advice of all the gun-nuts.

    Factually, guns in home kill family members a hell of a lot more often than burglars. Of course, those that have nothing to offer but fear will disregard the facts and tell you "What will you do with some big bad guy guys into your house intent on killing you and your loved ones?"

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    1. Re:From today's NYtimes... by tazanator · · Score: 1

      well as an instructor for the NRA I see both sides on this. Infact locally the lawyer briefs that shooting a criminal in "self Defence" will cost $30,000. this cost is in the wrongfull death and also the murder defence lawsuits. You MAY win but you still have to pay the lawyers. However I have meet several students that are taking the class to get a concealed weapon after being threatened (the most recent was a female lawyer, the judge recommended our instructors to her.) On a personal side a gun and a big dog ... let the dog deal with it and if they kill the dog than you have a stonger case to shoot the guy in self defence after all he killed the dog so he may be planing on killing you. mostly a dog and a lock keeps honest people honest. As for the family, my wife finds skeet shooting relaxing (she gets to break things using ecessive force, very theraputic). My daughter is trying to get a scholarship in riflery to pay for college. I will admit 80% of firearm accedents are from people other than the gun owner handeling the firearm, so YES teach your children well if you have a firearm in the home.

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  626. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by 10Ghz · · Score: 1
    I hope you remember that when you're accused of something you didn't do.


    Uh-huh. If I catch someone breaking the window of my car, opening the locks and taking the stereos, I think I can safely assume that he's an asshole bent on stealing my property, and not some concerned citizen on his way to water my flowers.

    And no, I don't think I'm being an asshole. I just think that my rights as a law-abiding citizen are bigger and more improtant than some law-breakers rights are, espesially when it comes to my property. In simple terms: if I catch a burglar in my home, I have alot more rights in that situation than the burglar does. the burglar gave up his rights the moment he decided to break in to my home.

    I'm getting sick and tired of people who are concerned about the rights of the criminals, instead of the rights of the victims. If the criminal doesn't want to be in a situation where he wouldn't want to be, he should simply follow one simple rule: _OBEY THE LAW_. He wouldn't get in to that kind of problems if he just lived by the rules the rest of the society lives by.
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  627. Crime and Competition in a Capitalist. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 0, Troll
    Do I even have to make my point here. . ?

    I will anyway.

    A society which puts Consumption and Competition on such high pedestals, deserves all the crime it gets.

    If you have something I want, then the best way to get it is to blow your head off and take it. That's competition baby! What? Don't like that? Think there ought to be government controls in place to stop me? What are you? A Communist?

    I was talking with a fellow I know who has been studying social and political science for the last five years at his university, and he was telling me about Australia. . .

    All the criminals were shipped down under, right? Big penal colony. But because the land was so big, everybody who wanted, could have a stretch of their own. During this period where virtually everybody had property, theft was apparently virtually non-existent. Correlation. . ?

    On the same time scale, it appeared that only when the evenly-spread wealth began to 'clump' and sneak into the hands of manipulative money-grower types, and some people got rich and other people were left out on the street with nadda, did crime start to rise again. Now ain't that interesting?

    This is not to say that there aren't people who are naturally stupid and likely to screw up their holdings and end up in the street by following the pale lights of their own dim wits. But that's a different thing from actively pressing an undue and huge portion of otherwise good and able people into the gutter through the unnecessary promotion of such axioms as, "Greed is Good" and "Winning is Everything".

    All those Losers are going to feel pretty awful, and violence and disrespect for others is a great way to express feeling awful. Crime is a direct result of societal structure.

    Or I suppose you could live in a walled community and give lots of money to security companies and live with a nice back-ground buzz of perma-fear in your gut. I wonder what that does to voting trends and foreign policy. . ?

    But as is also said. . , "Water Seeks its Own Level". Service to Self will always lead to complications and misery, and the U.S. is today the capitol of Self-Service on the planet. --Which is why it's goin' down as hard and fast as it is; I'd get the heck out before it's too late, (which it almost is), but then I don't live there.

    Although, on a purely techno-clever basis, I do like the Fog Trap and Crunchy Gravel ideas for preventing property theft.


    -FL

  628. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by loraksus · · Score: 1

    My experience albeit somewhat poorly written, I wrote it shortly after someone robbed me of a toner cartridge for a Laserjet 4 while I was armed with a 9mm handgun. (the retard walked away if you don't want to read the whole thing, I didn't even draw)

    I think it is rather hard to judge - and too easy to generalize - if you haven't been involved. Most of the people involved in these situations don't have much time to think about the possible consequences, and I think you will find most stories in the media somewhat lacking in detail.

    I digress. . . the guy wasn't going to attack me over the toner cartridge, but I didn't know he wasn't untll he started running.

    Hindsight, of course, is 20/20.

    There are many cases where it would be pretty damn stupid to shoot someone over property - such as the stupid toner cartridge - but there are other situations where the distinction is not so clear.

    Then again, there are situations where mensa masters try to rob gun (or regular stores, it is just so much more amusing when they try to rob gun stores and somehow can act surprised when they get gunned down) stores with no mask. Most people can put 2 and 2 together and "no mask" tends to mean "I'm not going to leave witnesses."

    I think that you would agree that someone wearing a mask walking around your house in the middle of the night is usually NotAGoodThing{tm}. I'm not quite sure how I would react, but my reaction would be different than if it was any place besides my home.

    On a side note, the racking of a shotgun slide tends to send all but the most dedicated burglar running and / or pissing his pants. Sometimes just the threat is enough.

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  629. How about tax the rich feed the poor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The reason people have to defend their homes in the first place is because they, themselves have conspired to create a culture of screw thy neighbor.
    When people vote for policies that widen the gap between the rich and poor they had better expect to live with violence and property theft. What you reap is what you sow.

  630. 5x cheaper - Rand Corp quantified this by Dire+Bonobo · · Score: 1
    > It's cheaper to educate and train someone than it is to imprison them.

    It's cheaper by a factor of five, according to a detailed study by Rand Corp.

    They're hardly a bleeding-heart liberal group, either - they fully support California's "Three Strikes" law as a way to reduce crime. They simply looked objectively at additional methods for crime reduction and found that education incentives are by far the most cost-efficient.

    Moreover, these cost/benefit analyses don't even take into account the added economic benefit of having a someone be a contributing member of society (paying taxes) rather than being a pure drain (prison).

    Education is much more cost-effective than prison. Unless you like throwing people in jail and paying for the privilege, everyone should be hugely in favour of educating as many people as possible.

  631. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by 10Ghz · · Score: 1
    It scares me that people truly believe that


    Why? Why should I care about some asshole ho doesn't make any kind of positive contribution to the greater community? Why should I care about someone who obviosuly doesn't give a flying fuck about me or my property? Why should I care for someone who think that my property is there for his taking as he sees fit? Seriously: why should I care about him? If he wants to earn my sympathy, the first steps would be pretty simple: obey the law! Treat others with respect!

    If someone steals or vandalizes my stuff, he obviously doesn't respect me or my property. Why should I respect him?

    Nobody has the right to take away another's life, that you think you do has taken the kick out of my Monday caffeine rush.


    Are you as concerned when it comes to my rights to own and manage my property? When it comes to my rights to live in peace in my own home? my rights to not be assaulted and mugged when walking down the street? the criminals don't respect my rights, so IMO they also give up their rights as well.

    I will respect them and their rights as long as they respect my rights. And that means (among other things): You do not steal my stuff! You do not force your way in to my home! You do not attack me! You do not threaten my loved-ones! Any action I would take against them would merely be a reaction to their act of lawlessness. Seriously: it really is up to them! If they obey the law, then they would not face acts that they would find.... undesireable.

    I don't wish to harm anyone. But I will defend myself, my loved ones and my property if needed. Instead of whining on how I dare to defend myself, maybe you should whine to criminals and plead them not to break the law? The ball is in their court.
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  632. Robots! by Maljin+Jolt · · Score: 1

    A cluster of them. Linux, of course.

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  633. Re:Like The Great Humongus' butt buddy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He had a crossbow!

  634. Beware the "Beware of dog" variety by babybird · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It should be noted that "Beware of dog" signs on your property are a serious legal liability in the United States should you happen to own a dog and it ever attack someone. Lawyers say you're actually better off without having the signs if you actually do have a dog, because having such a sign implies that you are aware of the possibility that the dog may pose a danger and you can be charged with criminal negligence in many states because of it.

    What I used to have were a few window stickers on my car that I got from police friends. Things that suggest an affiliation or friendliness with the local police departments or other law enforcement agencies. Mine were for supporters of Colorado State Troopers and the NRA.

    Personally I think the law enforcement ones are a little more effective, because I've had a few friends with just the NRA stickers on their cars have their cars broken into on several occassions. I suspect maybe the criminals are hoping to find firearms to steal.

    Best of that type, if you could get any, might be to try and find some kind of federal law enforcement stickers. FBI or U.S. Martial Service would probably be the best deterent of that type.

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    1. Re:Beware the "Beware of dog" variety by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depending on the type of crime in your area, police related stickers could just as likely make you more prone to being stolen from. Military stickers do seem to have some use, particularly if military supplies are in plain view from the main window. My dad's in the Army Reserves. My parents' house windows have a variety of Army stickers on them. You can see a spare ammunitions box being used as a door stop plainly from the plate glass window (empty and painted black, my dad used it for items that might otherwise get squashed in the dufflebag). Dad also was known to do the yard work in fatigues after an Army drill weekend until 9/11 when they were ordered not to wear uniforms unless at the reserver center or traveling to/from the center.

      Growing up, the only crime we've ever had was a stolen flower pot and someone getting into the car when we forgot to close the windows after a hot summer day before heading to bed. The person in the car didn't steal a thing after getting into a briefcase and finding it full of Army training manuals and similar paperwork. Now my dad's work vehicle was broken into once and his tool kit was stolen but that's while it was at work in a heavy crime area and well it looked like a computer technician's work vehicle with pricey parts in plain view, not a former Army MP's car.

    2. Re:Beware the "Beware of dog" variety by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      FBI or U.S. Martial Service

      Is that the agency responsable for fighting evil ninjas? I knew we needed one.

  635. Re:Even better: geese peakocks and goats by tweedlebait · · Score: 1

    geese & peakocks are good choices (peakocks are really noisy through the day). goats can be territorial and convincing and ostrich ... they'll rip off your face with their foot if you screw with their territory.

    catus. lots and lots of mean cactus.

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  636. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I will never understand people like you, who are bothered by the average person having the right to defend themself when their life is clearly being threatened.

    yet we elected one of these people to President.

    Bush and cronies do NOT want you armed.

    an unarmed public is easier to control.

  637. Psychotronic Weaponry ! by Rollgunner · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How about a bunch of halogen lights hooked up to a motion sensor?

    If that's not enough, set them to strobe at about 10-30 Hz. Causes the human nervous system to wildly malfunction, inducing what is essentially an epileptic seizure in anyone.

    Blind them with *science* !

    P.S. For those who feel they must use a firearm to defend their homes: Sellier and Bellot make a variety of "less-lethal" shotshells. Now you can use the same rubber bullets the riot cops do!

  638. Poorly armed citizens vs. military power myth by babybird · · Score: 1

    That's a common misconception. The militaries of today have changed very little from the militaries of a thousand years ago except in terms of their reliance upon high technology. During the Gulf War we stopped using million dollar missiles to destroy anti-aircraft and other high tech weapons and replaced those attacks with snipers firing $6 bullets.

    The achilles heal of all high tech weapons is that they need not be obliterated to be rendered useless. They only need to be broken. Once this takes place, the military battleground takes on most of the same characteristics and strategies of ages past. It becomes a numbers and strategy game. Granted there would still be untold bloodshed, but that's been a fact of war since the dawn of time.

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  639. "Get your priorities straight"? by duffel · · Score: 1

    I find your disregard for human life disturbing.

    You seem to rate the shopkeeper's cash as more important than the robber's life.

    And YOU talk about getting priorities straight.

  640. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by JuggleGeek · · Score: 1
    You consider walking into other peoples houses uninvited to be normal, and you call us weirdos?

  641. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by JuggleGeek · · Score: 1
    he didn't intend to harm you at all

    Maybe. Maybe he did. After all, he's breaking into a house, and he's carrying a gun, so maybe he intended to use that gun. You think it's wrong for the homeowner to use a gun to defend himself, but you seem to have no problem with the a-hole that carried a gun while committing other crimes.

    And maybe the guy that broke in planned to rape someone.

    There is no way to know. But there *is* a way to make sure that you aren't simply at his mercy. You, of course, believe that the innocent homeowner should be at the criminals mercy.

  642. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by xSauronx · · Score: 2, Insightful
    seriously, you think im the only one he'll ever attempt to rob?

    seriously, you dont think theres a chance this guy who is robbing people may one day kill someone for a tv to save his own ass from going to jail?

    seriously, you think i *care* if that guy stays alive when theres a chance he could not just rob, but even potentially kill someone quite innocent?

    yeah, if he breaks into the house of a gunowner i dont care if he gets shot. if you dont want a gun, and if you see a guy robbing you and want to say "oh i forgive you" thats ok.

    i dont want to say i forgive you, i want to point a gun at him and tell him tohave a seat while the police get a donut and come over. and if he wants to attack me, i want him dead. because after me theres my wife and 2 infant children in my home and i wont have them feel threatened because i thought id say "i forgive you, have another chance" to some prick who though he could come into *MY* house and do what he wants.

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  643. Re:Rifles, shotguns, pistols, etc. for home defens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heh, now I get where Michael Moore was getting at in Bowling for Columbine.

  644. after the fact by ryanb100 · · Score: 1

    There is a tool out there called ZoneMinder, that seems to be promising. Assuming your mother has a PC. As for getting into the whole shooting the burglar. I'll add two penn'orth. Surely the person who has broken the rules of the society they live in has decided to opt out of the protection it gives. I know that this is potential flamebait, but people are trying to blame everybody else for the sh*t that they bring on themselves.

  645. Transponder by wimbor · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised that nobody seemed to talk about good technical security starting at the production plant of the car... Instead of buying guns, start with buying a car that has a decent anti-theft system.

    My VW Golf has a very simple and cheap protective measure that is called a 'tranponder'. Basically it is an RFID chip embedded in the car key. If the original car key is not available, the car won't start. Combine this with the fact that the ignition wires are all black, and randomly changed from one car to another. This means that even if a burglar tries to tamper with the ignition, he will have very little information to decide which wires to connect, and even if he does connect wires, the chances of actually getting the engine to start are small. If he finds the correct wires to connect on one Golf, another Golf probably won't. Combining the wrong wires is noticed by the onboard computer and renders the car unstartable.

    The transponder is certified by my insurance as a anti-theft device. Even thought the car has no alarm, theft will be covered by my insurance.

    Inside your car: leave NOTHING (not even small chance) in plain sight. Get a radio with a code or detachable front, and nobody will break into it. And if they still steal the car itself or the radio, the insurance will pay. You get a new car or radio, so who cares? Don't be a fool and resort to force. Goods are not worth it...

  646. Predator by Viperlin · · Score: 0

    You can buy life size predator replicas made from the films casts on ebay, that should do the trick behind the door

  647. Why closing your house, your car, ... by fib2004 · · Score: 1

    I live in a small town, Switzerland. My car (I share it with a dozen friends) is always open and the key is in the letter box. But there is nothing inside, people can open the car and look inside, they wont find anything, the only thing the burglars could take is the radio (which is old) and the car itself.

    Same with my house, the door is always open. And burglars couldn't make much of what they'll find inside. I have an old 1970's TV and a heavy and not so recent computer. The rest is just made of old things without much value (except sentimental value, of course). The only thing for which I would be angry is if burglars steal my coffee machine, I would do anything to take it back!

    Anyway, my insurance will still pay for my stuff if the door is not closed, so I just don't mind and have in fact never been stolen anything.

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  648. Nuke em' by Master+Ben · · Score: 1

    A fairly simple solution would be to simply get a small nuclear device(1-2 MegaTon). Install it on the cars alarm system to go off if someone attempts to steal your car. Then if someone attempts to steal your car they are dead, your cars gone, and you and your family are also vaporized and won't have to worry anymore.

  649. Mr Captain! by Vintermann · · Score: 1

    Let me ask one simple question:

    Is it _rational_ to be afraid of these home invasions you speak of? do they happen very often where you live?

    I have a hunch that the risk is significantly less than the risk from having even a responsibly handled gun.

    Take a cue from Bruce Schneier and make rational tradeoffs where security is concerned. (Curiously, I've never seen him write anything either for or against personal handguns)

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    1. Re:Mr Captain! by TheCaptain · · Score: 1

      Read what I was responding to.

      The poster said just to get insurance for "home defense". Insurance doesn't bring back the dead or heal the injured. Maybe you don't believe that responsible people ever deploy a firearm in a defensive situation, but it's not unheard of. It happens...I have personally met people who it has happened to - and I hope every day of my life that I don't ever HAVE to draw a firearm on another human being. (And unlike the movies, the only time you draw one in a bad situation should be when you are prepared to use it if you have to.)

      Home invasions happen. You know by what I wrote, that they really don't happen around where I live - so why the troll? That also isn't all that happens out there in the real world. Unfortunately, no matter how much you may insist upon it, not everyone is going to be nice.

      Now...I have to ask you. What do YOU know about responsibly handled guns? You don't sound like someone who has ever handled one, let alone someone who'd know how to handle one responsibly. That could just be my perception, but judging by the tone of your response, it's a sound guess. WAY too many people don't seem to know or understand how a person is supposed to behave with a firearm. I think they watch too many actions movies and follow it up with "Bowling for Columbine". Yeah....now that'll give you a balanced perspective. Feh.

      As for Bruce Schneier - the security of my Unix box is different some my personal safety. If someone compromises by Unix box, I don't die. I wonder what he says about the Unix machines controlling military weapons systems, or medical equipment and their security - I'd wager he gets alot less willing to compromise. Sure...it's not likely that someone will hack into this missile system here...

      I'll leave you with two of my favorite quotes on the matter:

      "It's better to have a gun and not need it, than to need a gun and not have one."

      And

      "An armed man is a citizen, and unarmed man is a subject."

      I'd expect more of the freedom-minded people on Slashdot to understand that last one, but the wonderful indoctrination that gets doled out in the institutions of higher learning these days runs pretty deep, IMHO.

    2. Re:Mr Captain! by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      I know that it's with guns as it is with dogs: Everyone believes that THEY handle their one well. People just disagree on the standards. Sure, I'm as afraid of dying as anyone should be. There's a risk of getting killed in a break-in, sure, but there's also a risk of you (or me) failing to be as responsible as we should be in a perfect world. Perhaps we forgot to lock the gun cabinet. Perhaps something awful happened and we were really drunk (well, I don't drink, don't know about you :-), everything went black and we did something we regretted. Perhaps we simply had a brush with some form of mental illness. Perhaps we were absolutely sure we were shooting at a burglar when it really wasn't.

      My point is that each of the things I've mentioned above is more likely than a "botched family invasion". It seems a lot more scary, because a violent break-in would be something you have little control over, compared to your own actions. But that is decieving, because we are never as wise, strong or stable as we would like to be. Security is never stronger than the weakest link, not on computers, not in home defense.

      As to your quotes: If you need the gun to use against yourself or your closest family, I'd say it's better to not have one. It's been said a billion times: that's more likely than the converse. But of course you are responsible, and could by no means end up in this statistic.

      The second quote ... well, if you believe you have your rights only because you can defend them with your weapons, hope you don't get suprised the day someone comes around and defends their "rights" more effectively.

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    3. Re:Mr Captain! by TheCaptain · · Score: 1

      Actually - thanks for a resonable response. (They are rare here.) I don't feel attacked by ideology for once. :)

      For the record, I limit myself to a drink or two in any given day - and those are rather rare. I HATE that drunken feeling that some people manage to enjoy somehow. I really don't like the mix of firearms and alcohol, either. (Thank's ATF!)

      Mental illness is a reasonble argument, but it seldom sets in instantly. (Usually gradual, like Charlton Heston's Alzheimers...time for the individual to plan.) The people around a person in a mental crisis should act on that and make other arrangements for their firearms until they hopefully recover. If someone is truely crazy, they can kill people with or without firearms...there are alot more deaths in a given year from bare hands than from rifles or shotguns.

      I am admitted fortunate with respect to my current living situation. I don't have any little ones (yet) in the house, so securing firearms isn't quite as dire of a situation as it is for those with families. That will be a concern when the time comes...I was raised in a house that had three rifles in it though. My parent's took great care to handle them responsibly, and I'd have to do the same.

      Dogs can be a wildcard comparatively. It's got a mind of it's own. A welled trained and disciplined dog is pretty safe IMHO, but it still has a mind of it's own.

      I do understand what you are saying - it's all a matter of probability. There is more to it to me than that though...to me, it's taking charge of my own fate. I trust myself not to make those mistakes, and I trust my mental stability...I don't trust everyone else to play nicely. That is just my own mentality/philosophy, which really wasn't well expressed in my response.

      As far as the second quote, those aren't my rules...that is just the way the world works. If someone claims some right over you, and can enforce it, it effectively doesn't matter if it's right or wrong - that is just the way the situation is.

      That's why I am hardheaded on defense (personal and national)...in my mind, if reasonable people don't maintain the lead in the ability to project force, unreasonable people will be glad to take that crown and use it. People have very differing definitions of unreasonable sometimes, but you get the idea.

      Ok...enough philosophy spewing from me today. It feels funny.

    4. Re:Mr Captain! by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the reasonable response yourself. Sorry you thought I was a troll at first :-)

      I totally agree about dogs, and I actually think it's far worse to use a dog for self-defense than guns. It's a bit like employing a very, very simple-minded guy armed with rusty scissors - sure, he can scare people very effectively, and he's not all that likely to manage to kill someone, but it's just not right for a lot of other reasons.

      I understand your argument, and I understand that you want to be in charge of your own fate, but I still think you are unreasonably worried about something that's very unlikely and mostly out of your hands anyway.

      But on the second quote: You say that reasonable people should maintain a lead in the ability to project force. I believe that's impossible, and that's why I stay entirely out of that particular race myself. Consider that there are some things you just won't do (hopefully), that your enemy might, which would give him an edge. If the only way to defeat a monster is to become one yourself, is it worth it?
      And about the people and nations who in fact are in the lead in this ability, how can we trust them, when we know that the basic law of power over others is: the more you're willing to do to get it, the more you get it?

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  650. Gimps by bobblebob · · Score: 1

    Chain some gimps up around your gargen. Although this may also stop you getting post and leave you with no friends

  651. Self-destuct countdown from 'Alien' by Mysteray · · Score: 1

    I always thought the female-voice self-destuct countdown timer sequence was the scariest thing available. Wire that to your motion detectors (doesn't even have to wake the neighbors), some flashing red lights, and I bet any burglars would get out - quickly.

  652. Homemade Immobiliser by Xerxes2695 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Check out This page
    for instructions on how to build your own vehicle immobiliser. It features a warning LED, kill switch, and magnetic pickup to deactivate the system.

  653. Re:Rifles, shotguns, pistols, etc. for home defens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did anyone of you ever played CS guys??? Knives beat guns period!!!

  654. Protection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I live in Texas, our "nerdy" home protection is that we lock and load. Not too high tech, but an AR15 tends to keep the nasties at bay.

  655. Internet-aware Video Surveillance by pathwayX · · Score: 1

    I've built a simple system with a couple of cameras that are hooked up to a dedicated PC near the entrance. Each camera is running (simple) computer vision algorithms to detect movement while isolating possible false positives (cats, dogs, leaves, etc). I activate the system before heading to bed, and it works in parallel with my commercial (motion sensor-based) system.

    Should the system be triggered, it remains silent until:

    a) It has saved a few stills of the target
    b) It has saved a 20-sec video of the target
    c) It has uploaded the pics/video as an attachment to one of my email addresses
    d) It has faxed a still along with a pre-drafted cover letter to the local police department (who were kind enough to provide their fax#)
    e) It has sent an SMS to my mobile, in case I'm not around.

    It then runs through a pre-recorded message on the home cinema's loudspeakers to the tune of: "You have been caught on camera. Your picture is in the hands of the police and on the Internet. Leave now, and you might escape."

    The measures taken above ensure that even if the burglar finds and busts the computer, the information will not be lost.

    Of course, any techie solution such as what I described above (which, actually, has been useful once - a burglar broke in, the alarms tripped, and he left without me ever seeing him. My patio door was broken into, though) will only work in conjunction with two things: A commercial alarm system with well-tuned motion detectors and GOOD LIGHTING.

    The latter is so obvious, yet many people ignore it. Good lighting is not just to give the cameras a better mugshot, people. Burglars despise well-lit areas. Make sure your house and all accesses to it are well-lit.

    P.

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  656. Re:been debunked BULLSHIT ALERT by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    You're OBSESSED with guns, with violence, with killing.

    oh why YES I am! all us Yanks dream about killing people.

    I think your BULLSHIT detector is going off because of you.

    There are MANY MANY gun clubs in Great Britian, hell the shooting ranges and clubs there are great and more modern compared to most here in the States.

    Dont try and give me the "in GB we are better and certianly more civilized" bullshit. Please let me remind you as to WHY the I.R.A. still blows up civillian targets in GB...

    Last time I checked, Great Britian had hands that are as bloody as the United State's Hands.

    Let me know when you have no murders or assults with Knives and your society is a utiopia of civility... Then you will have a right to piss on us Yanks.

    Until then you're simply a pompous wanker that gives all other people who live in Great Britian a bad name.

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  657. what, like GUN CRIME? by RMH101 · · Score: 1

    do you think...

  658. Re:been debunked BULLSHIT ALERT by onegear · · Score: 0

    I do agree that Hollywood glamourises violence and guns in movies but please don't put all Americans in that statement. I, for one, do not watch those types of movies/television shows and I am strictly against owning guns.

  659. Hoping for a wealth of Linux-based camera... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...solutions was wishful thinking, I guess.

    Rapidly scanning through tons of well-worn, common sense rehashes of testosterone laden home defense stuff is really disappointing.

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz................

  660. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by Khazunga · · Score: 1
    I know the guns are a very visible thing to blame, but the obsessive focus on eliminating guns doesn't actually help much with the problems of crime or violence. Other aspects of a culture have a much larger impact on crime rates than gun ownership (hint: the US drug war and the criminal population that can develop with such a huge black market to fund it).
    Except violent death rates on low crime areas with widespread guns rises. Rifles are allowed here for hunting purposes. In rural areas, where they are pretty common, violent deaths are more frequent than in urban areas, where there are almost no guns.

    Anyway, it's your own country, with your own culture. Vigilantism seems to me a pretty bad principle, much as 'preventive war'. Let's see where you're heading. For now, I'm glad we've reached the quality of life we have now here.

    cause I really really like the '97 port vintages
    Grab yourself a dozen '94 bottles. Don't open them, it's still recommended to hold them. I can't imagine how good that wine must be in 10-15 years time ('94 was rated the best wine year of the century).
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  661. Re:Well he *killed* someone! by DLR · · Score: 2

    Anyone who talks about deliberately shooting someone in the leg in a combat situation obviously hasn't been trained with firearms at all. When using a firearm you shoot for the center of mass. Again, the headshot is a bad idea for someone attempting to defend themselves. Unless of course that is the only thing you can see. That is the caviat about center of mass, you aim for the center of what you can see. If all you can see is the head, go for it. But mind your backdrop.

    Point #2, I have little or no sympathy for someone who is trying to violate someone else. And just incase you've never been on the receiving end of a crime, I assure you it is a serious violation of one's personhood.

    Point #3, survey's have been done in prisons to try and determine what the best deterant to crime is. And guess what the thing the criminal fears above all else is? You got it, an armed "victim". The point here is simple, attempting to violate someone else's personhood (be it rape, B&E, simple purse snatching or worse) should be risky. Is the criminal concerned that they might cause physical harm to someone when they (the criminal) forcabley takes whatever it is they're after? No, not in the slightest. When someone behaves in that fashion they have removed themselves from the rules of civilized society, why should they be permitted to hide behind the selfsame rules they have scorned (including your pity/revulsion at their richly deserved fate) when they run afoul of someone who can and will defend themselves?

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  662. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1
    Both wars were won by the Soviets

    It is arguable that the Soviets won the Second World War. It is NOT arguable that they surrendered in the First World War.

    Read more history. The Germans WON the Eastern Front in WW1. Big time. They forced a really shameful surrender on the Soviets (who were the guys in charge when it came time to surrender). Treaty of Brest-Litovsk, as I recall.

    The Germans lost WW1 because they stopped doing what they had done so successfully for four years, and attacked the French/British/Americans in 1918. Bad judgement on their part, but nothing to do with Russia.

    I'll leave WW2 for another discussion. However, check out Lend-Lease. It's quite informative.

    It fascinates me how many people think that it was wrong for the USA to stay out of a European War, but assert confidently that we had little to do with the victory after we joined in. If we had so little to do with the final victory, why does it matter a whit that we didn't dive in earlier?

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  663. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1
    They didn't have to pass the law. The law was passed, not to legalize something, but to save the person doing the home defense the trouble of hiring a lawyer.

    Previous to the law being passed, you could shoot someone entering your home, be arrested, tried, then acquitted. Noone was ever convicted for doing so. Usually, you weren't even prosecuted, but some DA's used to harass people that way.

    So they wrote that into law, just to minimize the inconvenience to the homeowners who might have to defend themselves.

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    "I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
  664. Re:Kleck's numbers don't add up - numerical analys by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

    Kleck's survey reported that 8% of defensive gun uses involved the target being wounded or killed. With Kleck's estimate of 2,500,000 DGUs per year, that gives us 200,000 DGU-caused firearm deaths or injuries per year. Studies have shown that approximately 23% of firearm injuries are fatal. Accordingly, Kleck's survey numbers imply that DGUs account for 46,000 killings by firearm per year.

    You've got a problem with your comparison here - Kleck was comparing defensive usage *only*, whereas the UoP study didn't make any distinctions between how the injuries were sustained, so comparing the percentages is comparing apples to oranges as it's possible that at least some of the Pittsburgh injuries/fatalities were the result of gang violence or other non-defensive activities. As you note later in your post, "defensive usage" can be something as simple as "accidentally" letting your concealed pistol print when someone suspicious approaches you, and as such doesn't even require the weapon to be drawn. It's still a valid defensive use of the weapon. I've not actually read the Kleck study, but I've heard it referred to often - I need to get cracking on my reading. :-)

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  665. The simplest solutions are usually best by brownj_685 · · Score: 1

    Post signs saying you property is protected by a security system. Having one isn't as usefull as posting you have one. The basic prinicple is to appear to either be to much trouble, or to not worth the effort. James

  666. Re:Alarm (to notify) Gun (to defend) by Crossada · · Score: 1

    Pepper spray is NOT a stand-off weapon - it's not a magic bullet you fire from across the room which causes someone to run away yowling while crashing into your furniture. It won't drop someone, it'll only distract them with pain and blindness for a short while. Yes, this is useful, no this is empathically NOT a single solution to all your problems. If you want to go with pepper spray, you better learn hand-to-hand skills as well, because chances are, you'll be clinching/fighting with this guy before or after you use it (and praying he doesn't carry a knife or gun himself.) I've had law-enforcement grade pepper spray blasted in my face during a combative training program, and I still managed to fight back pretty good. Not because I'm a tough guy, but because adrenaline can (temprorarily) make you ignore the feeling of your eyeballs melting and your nose exploding. Really, it can. No burglar is going to just stand there, take your blast of pepper spray, and plead for mercy until the cops show up. If you think pepper spray is a good home defense tool, you're not carrying a weapon - you're carrying a talisman.

  667. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by qray · · Score: 1

    Someone breaks into your house. He is armed, you are not. You lose some valuables

    Interesting, I guess for a mind reader such as yourself this works well. Unfortunately I can't read minds and when someone is in my home I must assume he could do more than take a few things.

  668. Re:been debunked BULLSHIT ALERT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are MANY MANY gun clubs in Great Britian, hell the shooting ranges and clubs there are great and more modern compared to most here in the States.

    Maybe, but how many of those are in large urban areas? How many guns are held within large cities? Not many. Country folk may use guns, for target practice and blood sports.

    Now how many of your American guns are owned by city dwellers? Cities where the only target practice or blood sports are shooting people!

    Dont try and give me the "in GB we are better and certianly more civilized" bullshit. Please let me remind you as to WHY the I.R.A. still blows up civillian targets in GB...

    Huh? When was the last IRA bombing. I would consider Great Britain a much more utopian place than America.

    Let me know when you have no murders or assults [sic] with Knives and your society is a utiopia of civility... Then you will have a right to piss on us Yanks.

    I would much prefer an assault with a knife than an assault with a gun.

    American needs to stop having an internal arms race. It didn't work when they were in an arms race with the USSR. When one side of society have guns (eg homeowners), the otherside want them (eg criminals).

    Having said all that, let's just leave the crazy yanks to it. If they want an internal arms race let them, they'll only shoot each other.

  669. Get a Rottweiler.... by xot · · Score: 1

    Dogs are something all theives hate.And let it roam your outside your house in the compund.That thing can scare a tiger away! Im sure getting your balls bitten off might appear scary to most people. :-)

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  670. Mantraps are bad... by Mycroft999 · · Score: 1

    As a general rule, mantraps are illegal and expose you to civil liability as well. As I recall the landmark case was a property owner who set up a shotgun to kneecap anyone who triggered the trap.

    Here in South Carolina the word from the top prosecutor in the state is, if someone breaks into your home then shoot them dead. You will not be prosecuted.

    A Local, long time, hobby/game/comic store owner caught someone breaking into his neighbor's home one day (a common occurance at the time) and sliced his butt open with a katana as the thief's rear was hanging out a window. The police took the attitude that the guy had it coming. That was the last time anyone tried to steal from the old lady next door. I guess the story of the crazed, katana wielding, half naked hippie was enough to keep everyone away after that.

  671. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by ratamacue · · Score: 1
    Why the hell are you defending the robbers anyway

    He must be a socialist.

  672. Re:Circle of violence-put hands in pants by SirLanse · · Score: 1

    Cirle of something else.
    Put your hands in your pants and close your eyes, and all the bad men will go away.
    Riiiigggghhhhtttt.

  673. Use Voodou by CyberGarp · · Score: 1

    When I lived in New Orleans, I just took skater-punk stickers that looked like voodou symbols and put them all around the windows. Nobody ever messed with my car after that. Of course, you have to live in a superstitious neighborhood for that to be effective.
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  674. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by GrandMJ · · Score: 1

    What has "Belgium" to do with this? Do you think Belgians won't defend themself?

  675. What? by iceperson · · Score: 1

    Errr, this is nonsensical. Per capita I'd wager that more Canadians live in urban areas than in the US.

    You're probably right... the percentage of Canadians living in the US is probably smaller than the percentage of Canadians living in Urban areas.

  676. Re:Well he *killed* someone! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The latter...Any dirtbag, regardless of his/here reasons, who violates my personal residence deserves to die.

    They have the balls to break in...do they have the balls (or PCP rage) to rape and kill my wife and I? To burn my house down? To download the latest windows patch to my machine? Who knows...

    Dead scum hurt nobody and pay a few - coroners, cops, paper manufactures (alot of paperwork for a dead John Doe), grave diggers....
    I advocate vilgiante justice - no one is more responsible to protect their families / crap than the owner! Shit, we owe it to the economy to help create jobs....its a win-win!!

  677. Re:Get a Lab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll second the parents comments about Labs. I have a chocolate lab that has a ferocious bark. Strangers don't think "friendly lab" when she comes at them barking and with the hair on her back standing up. She looks plenty mean enough to make anyone think twice about approaching the house. Of course this is all a charade as she is actually quite friendly. She is everybodys' best friend after 5 minutes of barking. Still, I can't imagine an intruder hanging around long enough to make friends with her.

  678. Low Canadian Taxes by lorcha · · Score: 1
    According to the Organization for Economic Cooperation revenue statistics, the 2001 total tax burden in Canada was 22% higher than that of the United States. And no, my health care does not cost 22% of my income! It costs roughly 1%.

    I'm sure Canada is a great place and all (I've never been there), but low-tax it ain't!

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    1. Re:Low Canadian Taxes by ssclift · · Score: 1

      According to 2002 stats from the OECD and the UBS wages and cost of living survey the rates for personal taxes plus social security are about the same. Toronto is on par with New York, Montreal costs are lower, LA and Chicago similar to slightly lower than Montreal. OECD stats put personal tax burdens 1% different. We likely get better tax payment from our corporations, though.

      Either way, I don't object because I like what we get for our tax dollar.
    2. Re:Low Canadian Taxes by lorcha · · Score: 1
      You're looking at the wrong numbers. Unless you'll have me believe that the only taxes paid in Canada are personal income + social security. Well I'm not buying.

      The numbers you want are "Total tax revenue as a percentage of GDP". That way you account for all taxes, not just income tax. When you take into account all tax receipts, you will see that Canada's tax burden is 22% higher than in the US. The only benefit Canadians get for all that extra tax is universal health care. But as I have already pointed out, my health care costs much much less than that. You pay 22% higher tax for your health care, but mine only costs 1% of what I pay in taxes. I'm not sure how to present this more clearly to help you understand just how much you are paying in taxes.

      We likely get better tax payment from our corporations, though.
      Really? That is so cool! Canada is officially the only place on the face of the planet where they've figured out how to get a corporation to pay taxes!

      But, seriously, corporations do not pay taxes. A corproation is a piece of paper, and papers do not pay taxes. Living, breathing human beings pay taxes.

      I should know. I own a corporation, and I can't seem to get the friggin' thing to pay any taxes. I file a tax return on behalf of the corporation because a piece of paper can't fill it out (neither can I for that matter) and the money for my corporation's tax liability certainly does not come from that piece of paper.

      The money for my corporation's income tax liability comes from three sources:

      1. My customers (I charge them more to help pay for the tax)
      2. My employees (I pay them less to help pay the tax), and
      3. Me (I pay as little as I can get away with, for obvious reasons!)
      I can assure you that my piece of paper, my corporation, does not pay any taxes. I wish I would; but it never does.

      My point is you, a consumer of goods and an employee, are paying more tax than what you see deducted from your paycheck. You (yes you!) pay corporate income tax, tariffs, excise tax, sales tax, among others.

      And yes, Canadians pay more taxes than Americans even when you factor in that we have to pay for our own health insurance.

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    3. Re:Low Canadian Taxes by ssclift · · Score: 1
      OK, OK, point taken. I was looking at it from the perspective of what I as an employee take home.

      Ballpark, our health care system costs 9-10% of GDP, yours about 14% of GDP. OECD data for 2000 shows US paying 29.6% of GDP in taxes, Canada 35.8%. Difference is 6.2%. A good chunk of that can be explained by the health care system, most of which, I believe, is included in our tax figures.

      You guys pay 6.9% of GDP on social security, versus 5.1% in Canada...

      I stand by my point, I don't think our tax burden is significantly higher.

  679. Re:I know this is a little trite, but I have to as by swillden · · Score: 1

    Because, like it or not, often times the police are just as bad, if not worse, than the people they've killed? Hang around cops sometime and you'll get to see abuse of power like you wouldn't believe.

    None of which addresses the question I asked, which is: Why do the police forces train the way they do? Individual cops are sometimes bad and often enjoy their authority way too much (frankly, the power is what attracts most of them into the profession; it's not the pay or the social status), but the departments and academies are in a very different position. They're much more vulnerable to criticism. If they thought it made sense to train cops to shoot to injure, they would, because it would save them grief.

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  680. That's easy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We share a border with Mexico.

    You don't.

  681. Re:been debunked BULLSHIT ALERT by perly-king-69 · · Score: 1
    Dont try and give me the "in GB we are better and certianly more civilized" bullshit. Please let me remind you as to WHY the I.R.A. still blows up civillian targets in GB...

    OK, for a start the IRA are an Irish group. Ireland is not part of GB. I won't start stereotyping about American's knowledge of geography though... Secondly the IRA have (officially at least) had a ceasefire for, oh just the ten years now. They're not still blowing up civilian targets.

    Yes there are gun clubs in this country. And a great tradition of shooting - mostly still goes on in Scotland for the benefit of tourists. But there are also strict laws as to where you can keep the guns and ammunition (eg locked cases etc)

    My main comment was against the US media - in the main as watched by the people in the US. It is one that is absolutely obsessed with aggression and violence. Even your message had an underlying aggression. It's worrying, it really is.

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  682. Downgrade the car . . . by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 1

    .... and leave it unlocked. A minister I knew worked in East St. Louis for a spell, and he found that leaving his Dodge Dart unlocked prevented anyone from breaking out the windows, because they figured there was nothing in the car to steal.

    There were, however, far fewer people sleeping in cars in those days.

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  683. Re:been debunked BULLSHIT ALERT by mlu035 · · Score: 1

    Bullshit. In Britain we have incredibly few gun related crimes. It's big news, really big news if someone is killed by the bullet in this country. It's not an everyday occurance...

    You are clearly not living in the same Britain as me. In Birmingham there is gun related crime reported on the local news virtually every day.

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  684. Assuming they know it by empaler · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have an idea that most career criminals don't have the faintest clue as to who Kubrick is...

    1. Re:Assuming they know it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have an idea that most career criminals don't have the faintest clue as to who Kubrick is...

      Then you don't know many criminals. I am pretty sure that most people (white people at least) in prison have seen A Clockwork Orange. Maybe they don't know who Kubrick is but they've seen A Clockwork Orange. Plus they've probably seen A Full Metal Jacket.

      It is not as if Stanely Kubrick is some high-falutin' upperclass only kinda guy. Jeez.

  685. What pain? by leonbrooks · · Score: 2, Funny

    He must have been hung over or doing drugs y'r honour, it's just a car alarm (this after replacing the screamers with 80dB jobbies).

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  686. Re:I know this is a little trite, but I have to as by qwijibo · · Score: 1

    For those that don't know the answer, it's because a firearm is used to inflict deadly force.

    The goal is to wait as long as possible before shooting. Try to resolve the situation by ANY OTHER MEANS. Only when that has clearly failed, and there is a grave, immediate threat, do you fire upon another person. If you have enough time to make a leg shot, or are not determined to kill the person, you have no right to pull the trigger. The goal is to immediately neutralize the threat. If the person falls to the ground and the threat ceases, only then do you have the ability to summon medical help to determine if the person has a chance to live.

    The goal of training in the use of deadly force is to allow someone the confidence and composure to avoid using it.

  687. If you're Nigerian... by $raim_n_reezn! · · Score: 1

    Automatic weapons....thieves come in droves in lagos nigeria.

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  688. Re:Alarm (to notify) Gun (to defend) by magefile · · Score: 1

    So what would you recommend other than guns for personal protection? I have a physical disability that would prevent me from holding a gun steady, much less squeezing the trigger and dealing with recoil. Tasers have similar problems (they're heavy and they require more finger strength than I have, etc). That same disability makes me worry that I'm an easy target for a mugger.

    I'm thinking one of those "screecher"-type panic buttons and some pepper spray (idea being, at least it works on *some* people), but is there anything more effective? I tend not to go out at night except in a group, but ... it's always a concern.

  689. Assault weapons ban expires tonight by raider_red · · Score: 1

    See your local arms merchant in the morning. They should be able to sell you something pretty good.

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  690. Re:I vote -- dreaming of Canada by nusratt · · Score: 1

    Canada sounds great.
    And I'm strongly interested in deserting the USA.
    The only problem is: I don't think you people will let me in, eh?
    Seriously: if you're a (ahem) "seasoned" IT pro, in a weak market, without a couple of million $$ to bring along, then what are your chances of being able to emigrate?

  691. A little knowledge as they say by Sgt_Jake · · Score: 1

    "Wimpy" handguns have plenty of stopping power if you don't try to shoot someone in the head, which is one of the hardest shots to make if the head isn't stationary. So your gun control had better be in the top 1 percent or that .45 will kill your neighbor. This fundamental flaw in the logic of 'gun advocacy' is going to get all of us stripped of our rights.

    Small caliber hand guns are meant to be fired at the body, not the head. A 9mm bullet will ricochet off (and BREAK) bones, shred tissue and cause a great deal of blunt force damage, even if the hole is small. 1 round in the gut or chest cavity can bring anyone down as most of their core muscles will seize when the damage happens. Anecdotal evidence of the guy who was shot 10 times and walked away on PCP is just that - anecdotal. People have been shot by high powered rifles (.762 even) at close range, in the head, even multiple times and walked away. No one has ever had their heart cut in half by a 9mm bullet and walked away. It's not how many times you've been shot, it's where you've been shot. The head is notoriously thick and hard to penetrate.

    Having shot your intruder in the gut also has the benefit of making your defense of 'defending myself' seem plausible (and a 9mm wound will cause more serious injuries than a .45 - ask any trauma doctor), where as the 'trying to splatter his ^%(@^ head all over the wall' defense will almost guarantee a date with a judge.

    For home defense, if you think you must have a firearm, get a short barrel shotgun. You don't have to be as accurate, it does plenty of damage at short range but is highly unlikely to kill your neighbor. And the sound has been known to scare the crap, literally, out of an intruder.

    An untrained person with a firearm is as dangerous to himself as his assailant. A person who has learned how to pull the trigger but hasn't figured out why there are different kinds of guns and calibers isn't any less dangerous, he's just a better shot. 9mm's will hold more rounds, are easier to control, have faster action and are light weight. For most home defense uses this is exactly what people are looking for. The .45 is more expensive to practice with, loud, heavy, harder to control and carries fewer rounds. It's great if you can hit your target in the dark, when your scared and don't have to fire twice - because you can bet your ass when the hand cannon your holding goes off in the dark and you feel the thunder and see the lightning your next shot is going wild.

  692. The problem is vicious owners by Jammer@CMH · · Score: 2, Informative
    Some breeds may be more agressive than others, but the big problem is vicious owners. I think you're right when you describe the problem by stereotyping the owners of these dogs as "your average English football hooligan ... a skinhead, tattooed & scared psychopath with a demon dog at the end of a leash.". If you abuse and torment a dog, you will have a fearful, vicious animal.

    Dogs that bite often do it from a fear reflex. A dog that is sufficiently abused will bite at strangers, and will look impressive snarling on your chain, and will make you feel like a big man walking your beast around. But a sibling of that dog, raised in a caring environment by good owners, will be a sweet and hefty lapdog.

    Some breeds are made for fighting. Changes are made to the breed to make the dog harder to damage (more muscular necks, etc), but the personality needed to fight is usually brought about by abusing the puppies. A pit bull raised as a family dog usually behaves as a loving member of the family.

    For more information on the innate nature of Pit Bulls, see http://www.badrap.org/rescue/myths.cfm. (In a recent study of 122 dog breeds by the American Temperament Testing Society (ATT), pit bulls achieved a passing rate of 83.9%. That's as good or better than beagles ... 78.2%, and golden retrievers ... 83.2%.)

    For information on links between animal abuse and spousal/family abuse, see here.

    1. Re:The problem is vicious owners by glesga_kiss · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      Yeah, don't get me wrong, I agree completely on the bad owners. However, several types of dogs must by law be muzzeled in the UK after a couple of high-profile cases where family dogs just snapped.

      You've probably seen the old mpeg that is out there of what appears to be a police dog biting a guy in the face. In that case, the guy had his hands practically round the dogs neck while staring down at the dog. In hindsight, anyone watching the video can see this coming, but children wouldn't ever. All it would take would be the kid poking the dog in the eye or some other form of physical abuse that children so love to dish out to everyone (including each other), and the dog would instinctively switch to self-defence mode. Not a fault of the dog, not a fault of the child.

      That's why I'm very weary of putting potentially aggresive dogs around kids. Mind you, I never had dogs growing up (parents choice), so perhaps I'm just resentful!! ;-)

    2. Re:The problem is vicious owners by Veridium · · Score: 1

      Hey, that's neat. That link you posted is the rescue my dog came from. Those people pick the very best pits and work very hard with them before adopting them out. Very sane, very civilized people. I have zero regrets going with a pitbull from them. Anyone in the SF bay area considering a pit, go through them. Don't buy it from the homeboys or support the puppy farms. And you can foster one for a while to see how it works out before making a comittment. You aren't going to get a mean dog from them though so if you're some moron who thinks it's a good idea to have a 70 pound mean pit bull around, don't bother going through them.

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  693. try a game scouting camera. by crypticus+behn · · Score: 2, Informative

    While a bit pricey, they generally are rugged, can be left outdoors for long periods of time and are intended for just this sort of thing.

  694. ARE YOU WHITE? by $raim_n_reezn! · · Score: 1

    Cause it does make a difference sometimes. I don't support overtaxing(beyond whats necessary to keep the wheels of society turning) the rich to help the undeserving who aren't willing to get off their ass. However I'm mindful of the fact that in a lot of cases if you're coloured you have to work 3 times as hard to get noticed or given your chance at the same table. I don't begrudge anyone for their success and I don't believe in affirmative action (at least not in the way its structured), but the reality is when you're educated and you don't get a fair chance it hurts and your nephews and nieces see that and sometimes get the impression that whats the point and the circle you as a person were trying to break away from gets perpetuated.

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  695. Re:Alarm (to notify) Gun (to defend) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You should know that pepper spray is not 100% effective. 1 in 20 people are not affected by it and persons with mental illnesses or high on certain drugs can shrug off its effect. I worked in a Max prison and as part of our training we were sprayed to better understand its use. One of the other officers was totally unaffected.

    The spray is actually a micro pulverized powder in a liguid and the powder persists after the liquid evaporates. If you end up struggling with the intruder you will end up gassing yourself. Pepper spray should only be used as part of an escalating level of force. If pepper spray is all you got, you are in a lot of trouble.

    You are much better off to have a 12gauge pump action shot gun loaded with #4 buck. Its what the prisons use. The most stopping power/spread ratio. You aim for the center of the torso. You shoot to stop.

    Mike

    If you fear for your life

  696. Re:Circle of jerk by boinger · · Score: 1

    As a self-professed criminal, isn't the fact that Mr. Mathers is there performing proof itself that, in fact, loud music doesn't scare said criminals away? ;)

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  697. Re: Upgrading Locks by Jammer@CMH · · Score: 1
    We have a very old deadbolt on our garage door. Once we had to get a locksmith out to open it (long story involving me being dumb and leaving the key in the garage) -- it took the locksmith about half an hour to open. A newer lock, for which he had tools, would have taken a few minutes.

    This isn't a blanket endorsement of old locks, just an interesting observation.

  698. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by Moofie · · Score: 1

    Ask the Wehrmacht.

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  699. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by boinger · · Score: 1
    Your ideas are intriguing and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

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  700. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by Moofie · · Score: 1

    You and I have different definitions of "civilized". To my mind, "civilization" requires each individual's right to defend themselves, their family, and their property to be encoded in the highest law of the land.

    What do you think about "uncivilized" countries like Switzerland? How does that fit into your world view?

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  701. Re:Well he *killed* someone! by ACPosterChild · · Score: 1

    You buy the .45 because of its "stopping power". That means it helps to assure that the attacker stops attacking, but nothing short of a very high powered rifle "assures" a kill. When a rapist is coming at you with a knife, you could put a 32 in his arm and he'll still come and cut you up.

    The fact that "stopping power" also increases the chances of death is simply not worth worrying about. Why? Because a criminal can reduce his chance of death to zero by not breaking in or attacking in the first place. THEY are the ones violating others. It is the victim's responsibility to ensure their own life and liberty. See http://www.catb.org/~esr/guns/cowards.html for an more complete argument. Some of that essay is a bit inflammitory, but most is well-reasoned.

    Also, how do you know the intruder or attacker is there to just rob you? You don't. Only a fool would rely on an assumption other than that the attacker will seriously hurt or kill you or somebody you care about. If you need to worry about others, think about the other innocent and kind people that will be terrorized, hurt, and possibly killed by the person violating you. Protect them, not the monster.

  702. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by boinger · · Score: 1

    Just to be clear, it is perfectly legal to own guns, just *not handguns* in Chicago. And you have to register them with the city, officially.

    I live in Chicago, too, and my little ol' [legally owned] combat shotgun is ready and waiting for any intruders who wish to test if I "really would" launch a handful of OO in their general direction.

    Remember, with a shotgun you don't aim, you point. The shot takes care of the aiming for you.

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  703. You missed something: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you declare that all gun owners are rednecks, you're supposed to accuse them of ethnic bigotry explicitly rather than just hoping that everybody'll infer the accusation from the word "redneck".

    You've already demonstrated that you've got heaping helping of ethnic bigotry of your own, without saying anything meaningful about the other guy at all. And that's fine as far as it goes, but it's good form to leave no stone unturned in your quest to prove that you're a narrow-minded, ignorant cretin, so dumb you can't even notice that you're projecting your own idiocy onto somebody else in your mindless drive to hate everybody who's not precisely like you.

    This is why the modern Left is a hopeless case: Once you embrace bigotry, where do you stop? You've already abandoned rationality. Intellectually, you're fucked. The only thing left is mindless hatred of essentially random targets. There was a time when the left generally had more sense than the Ku Klux Klan, but now they're racing the Klan to the bottom. Well, so it goes.

  704. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by ACPosterChild · · Score: 1

    To understand, read http://www.catb.org/~esr/guns/cowards.html

    It's not about the CD player. It's about one's personal liberties and freedom.

    Since you brought up whether a car is worth the life of a criminal: I've heard of numerous carjacking victims killed by carjackers who obviously think the car is worth the life of somebody who worked hard to get it. You saying it's not worth the life of the scum trying to steal it? And yeah, if GOD himself could promise that all they would do is take the car, I'd let them take it and deal with insurance. The thing is, many victims of robbery also become victims of kidnapping, rape, or murder, and you don't know what's going to happen to you until it happens. To assume that anything less than the worst is about to happen, and to not defend yourself accordingly, is to make your own precious human life worth no more than a VCR and a quick thrill. And what if the criminal then goes on hurt others when you could have stopped him? Their pain stains your soul.

  705. Did Heinlein ever fire a single shot in anger? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The guy was an armchair tactician, at least in terms of the sort of situation he's talking about here. His professional experience was as the fire-control officer for one of the main batteries on a battleship. I don't think the battle of Jutland, for example, is altogether analagous to the shootout at the OK Corral.

    This isn't some anti-Heinlein thing. I might not say Heinlein was a first-class literary "great writer" like Nabokov, but he wrote a truckload of wonderful books and his views formed more of my value system than I'd care to admit anywhere but Slashdot... I love the guy to pieces. However. He didn't know shit from personal experience about personal defense with firearms. Wyatt Earp did. The fact that Heinlein's remarks "sound good" to you and me is kind of irrelevant; we haven't shot our way out of an ambush any more than he did. For all his "get the facts" rhetoric, he did tend to talk out his ass sometimes (in a fiction writer, that's not a flaw; you've got to have some intellectual balls to do that job as well as he did it).

  706. Clean the garage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yes, clean out the garage and put the car inside the garage and then lock the garage door. Does wonders for protecting your car. I'm always amazed when people buy a house and fill the garage with junk they never use and they have both cars outside.

  707. Re:been debunked BULLSHIT ALERT by legirons · · Score: 1

    "Please let me remind you as to WHY the I.R.A. still blows up civillian targets in GB..."

    Because the americans pay them to?

  708. Okay, you hate Americans. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That makes you clever or something, I guess.

    Bigotry always seems to make people smarter, at least in their own estimation.

    But I suppose you've all got to do something with your time, seeing as how you spend your whole life on the dole... (oooh, look how easy bigotry is! I can do it too! Does that make me as smart as you are? No, it doesn't, because I know it's bullshit, which makes me a barbarian... or something...)

    1. Re:Okay, you hate Americans. by perly-king-69 · · Score: 1
      The quote by Shaw? It's called humour. Or humor. Deal with it. Go see your shrink!

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      This sig is inoffensive.

  709. Re:Rifles, shotguns, pistols, etc. for home defens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't speak for the original poster, but I like weapons. There's something simple and elegant about a good piece, and it doesn't necessarily have anything to do with hurting or killing someone at all.

    Personally, though, I don't care for loud bangy things that leave the hand, and I'm old enough to have trained in nearly every hand-to-hand weapon there is, so I have lots of swords, spears, knives, axes, etc. about.

    There's a poleaxe, a long spear and a short partisan in the front hallway. Is that because I live in fear? Because I'm looking to chop intruders? Nah, it's because they are too hard to manuever anywhere else in the house.

    I find most gun owners like the sound, the smell, the kick of the weapon the same way I like the feel of a good axe sinking into seasoned oak. It's in the genes. They aren't living in fear, and they aren't afraid of anyone, and they aren't all looking to pop somebody... they just want an excuse to own and train with guns.

  710. Big dogs, small fence by deblet76 · · Score: 1

    I have 2 large dogs and a 4 foot chainlink fence. The dogs live inside but we let them out often enough that everyone knows they are around. The low fence is the biggest deterrant. My dogs could jump the fence in a heartbeat. They may tear your throat out or lick you to death, anyone who wants to find out for themselves is welcome to try. We havent had any takers on that offer.

  711. Germany compared to the U.S.A. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anonymous, yeah. Still, I just dont want to take the hassle to register, so I'll drop my E-Mail here: gunfish@gmx.de

    Yet, the name does not mean I am a militarist. Actually, I do support the German laws on gun control. That is, as a sportsman, in order to be allowed to own a firearm, you have to take tests, proof that you are in need (e.g. sportsman, guard duty on an armored car etc.) and keep your weapon locked at home.

    In fact, especially in rural areas, you do have LOADS of guns. Those areas usually have many hunters living there and most towns and villages have a shooting club.

    Yet, most of the firearms are rifles and shotguns (not pump-action, but dual- or single-loaders) for hunting and aiming at paper circles.

    As for the police, they are armed with handguns and in most states, SMGs with at least burst-fire capability (which are usually locked in the trunk).

    They are fast, trained and reliable when it comes to defending others citizens from bodily harm.

    I know that in most areas of the US it is not common to have your door locked during daytime and often there are opening handles on both the inner side and outer side of the door.

    We usually dont have these.

    Very few houses here have a "standard" back door (wood etc.), as these doors usually lead through the boiler room (and that room is required to have reinforced steel doors). Actually, if someone broke into my home, that would be the place to go. The doors in my home are designed to contain minor detonations from leaking gas and gas vapors, which makes it very hard for an intruder to pry or shoot them open.

    Additionally, these doors are also locked.

    Recently, people have found security doors to be desirable, so if you try to kick or ram open a door on a newly built house, you will probably break your ankle or shoulder.

    Windows around here (modern windows, that is) are also almost definitely designed to prevent entry for at least 60 seconds (most burglars give up after 15 seconds of unsuccessful attempts).

    Oh, and dogs are all-time favourite pets, ranging from the German Shepard, German Shorthaired Pointer, Bernhadiner and Doberman to the smaller but more aggressuve Terriers and Daxhounds(? .. Dackel).

    If you happen to call for "fire" and the FD shows up first: We carry a wide range of "rapist and burglar removal tools", including a belt-mounted axe and "rescue tools", pikes and shovels. We are not talking about hoses capable of feeding 800 litres of water at 5 bar into some attackers rectum.

    After all, Germany is pretty safe, but you still would not want to walk several areas of Berlin and other large cities at night.

    Fortunately, you seldomly have to. Many cities are founding so-called "Night Bus"-Lines, which are scheduled around every hour and take to as far as the outskirts of the next bigger city (which has a busline itself, in my case).

    What am I trying to say, you wonder:

    I do not know why Germany has less crime per citizen than the US do. But I am sure that the German "lock everything up"-mind has a lot to do with it. Additionally, as you probably are not shooting offenders, almost every case of self-defense gets justified by the courts.

    For example: Someone tries to rob you - unarmed, only threatening. You hit him with some club (e.g., your shovel) and he dies. What a pity. His fault. The law says, if you exceed the necessary level of force that would have been necessary to stop him, you walk free if you did it in fear for your life, someone elses life or an important good (TV, car etc.)

    If he does not die, but suffers permanent damage - not your problem. If the attack originated from him, its all up to him to pay. Even his insurance will re-claim any payments.

    There is one thing that IS in the US-Favor as far as I know:

    If you hit a pedestrian with a car, truck or any other motor vehicle, your insurance has to pay. Even if he jumps in front of your car in black clothing

  712. Move? by MoogMan · · Score: 1

    Move?

  713. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by Darby · · Score: 1

    Just to be clear, it is perfectly legal to own guns, just *not handguns* in Chicago

    Aha. Thanks for the clarification.

  714. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by Bloater · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but for every robber who might one day kill somebody, there seems to be tens of family guys just begging for an excuse.

    If you need a thrill, go bungy jumping or something.

    I appreciate there can be times when one has to kill. But you must be prepared to face the consequences. If the law agrees that the person you killed was *not* invited onto your premises and they *did* appear to be an immediate threat (ie not fleeing while crying for their mummy and blubbering like a wet blouse) then fine, but I don't think "He tried to take my guitar" is a good enough reason to kill. Maybe he thought it was *his* guitar (since it looked real similar through your window) and that you had stole it from him - and since the police couldn't do anything when he reported it missing, he decided to break in and take it back. Unpleasant for you, but deserving of the loss of his life? Just be thankful he didn't think that *your* life should be forfeit for stealing from him (mistaken though he was).

    If you are allowed to kill because you have judged him to be doing a wrong unto you, be prepared to be killed for just the same even when they get it wrong. That is why we have courts, they determine if a person actually *did* do something wrong, and so they must apply to people who own land too. Hell why not scrap the police and the courts and save on the Taxes - those post-apocalyptic movies like Mad-Max and 28 days later do look kinda fun.

    Rednecks.

  715. Re:Rifles, shotguns, pistols, etc. for home defens by maggern · · Score: 1

    It's absolutely not your fault, but it's kinda sad that you live in a country\area where you feel forced to carry a gun all the time in order to protect yourself. :-/

    If you'd carry around those guns in Norway, you'd be sent to the nuthouse.

  716. Re:I vote -- dreaming of Canada by ssclift · · Score: 1

    Check out Customs and Immigration Canada for their Skilled Worker immigration category. There's a little test on the site, and if you score enough points on the test you probably qualify for immigration.

  717. Go socialism! by mldkfa · · Score: 1

    How about this. Why not just throw out the rule books, tell everyone to work hard and make the same wage no matter what you do and then we can all go home to our 8x8 cubical in a highrise and take our drugs that are free and given out by the government. I also like that idea of saying that we should just "Make sure it's one where everyone has a genuine chance, which doesn't oppress you if you're poor/black/unlucky" and then we can all hold hands and form a circle, all while singing. As a poor college student who has $20 to my name I am really looking forward to leaving the bounds of college and my parents and try to work my way up through the ranks and become as successful as I want. (aka the American dream) I think that if we all just share everything equally and try to erase the past and start over we will run into more problems in the future like the aboloshment of our basic civil rights of free speach and maybe in the future being able to think something different than someone else.

  718. Re:Kleck's numbers don't add up - numerical analys by Dire+Bonobo · · Score: 1
    > You've got a problem with your comparison here - Kleck was comparing defensive usage *only*, whereas
    > the UoP study didn't make any distinctions between how the injuries were sustained

    So you're claiming that bullets used "defensively" are 3% as likely to kill someone as bullets used in any other way?

    Firearm assaults - which shooting at someone in a DGU counts as - are fatal approximately one third of the time. With this more specific data, Kleck's numbers actually suggest that about 65,000 firearm deaths due to DGUs should occur each year, making his results even more suspect.

    There are only 60,000 total non-fatal gunshot injuries treated in US hospitals every year, but Kleck's numbers suggest DGUs alone account for 200,000 wounds (fatal and non-fatal). Unless you're saying that somehow the large majority of DGU-caused firearm wounds are never reported to a hospital, Kleck's numbers still don't add up.

    Guns fire bullets in exactly the same way, regardless of whether the situation is a DGU or not. Intentional, non-suicide firearm injuries will have about the same rates of injury and lethality, regardless of whether the situation is a DGU or not. Kleck's numbers paint a picture that is demonstrably at least an order of magnitude different from reality.

    Kleck's numbers are not reliable.

  719. Troll? by composer777 · · Score: 1

    It's really strange how people mod certain comments as being trollist. Your insight is right on. The only thing that I would argue with is the word "deserve". But anyway...

    Capitalism fails spectacularly at the problem called the "prisoner's dilemma". This situation is used all the time to explain why socialism won't work. In short, the prisoner's dilemma states that all it takes is one bad apple, and the whole system breaks. For example, in the case of communism, let's say we all work in a commune, and someone decides to become dictator and starts diverting resources away from the rest of the group and into ICBM's, then eventually people will get sick of working so hard and become cynical. The more common variant of this argument directed at socialism is that one bad worker will piss everyone else off, who is getting paid the same amount, and eventually all the workers will become lazier and lazier, until the economy breaks down, that's the myth that we are told (although my first description is closer to the truth about why the USSR failed).

    In truth, most people could care less if the guy next to them works 10% less hard. Most people don't even start counting until it's at least 2-10x as much of a difference. Seriously, most people just don't care that much, until the differnce in wealth start getting absurd. And, in capitalism, as well as the USSR, the differences are absurd. Workers don't get pissed off at other workers nearly as much as they do the CEO, or the government official, that commands a high salary for essentially nothing.

    So, how does capitalism handle the "prisoner's dilemma"? Answer, it doesn't. It's solution is to embrace it's failure to address the problem, and it embraces failure spectacularly.

    For example, if I lied about my experience in the former USSR, I might get promoted to a slightly better paying managerial position. However, in capitalism, if I lie on my resume, I could find myself making twice, three, maybe ten times the amount that I made before. All I have to do is manage to BS my way into a high paying corporate job, and I can be sipping champaigne with the best of them. So, what happens in capitalism, is we have corruption everywhere, and the rewards are stupendous. The people who get away with this fraud are a spectacle to behold.

    And, that also explains why we get so upset when we find out people, such as Ken Lay, cheated. It upsets us because our whole system is based on the utopian belief that everyone, despite the enormous pressure of billion to one earnings differences, will just follow the rules and work their way up the ladder in an ethical manner. Capitalism, in this sense, is even more naive and utopian than socialism, and that's saying a lot. We have an enormous burden of proof in order to justify these difference in wealth, and people like Ken Lay screw everything up, and show us that there is no justifiable reason for paying people this much more than the average worker. The fact that most of us still are ethical human beings gives us a lot of insight into human nature, as well as capitalism. These pieces of walking satire, such as Ken Lay, George Bush, and the huge number of doctors, lawyers, and other professionals practicing without credentials or without a license, show the absurdity of our system.

    1. Re:Troll? by composer777 · · Score: 1

      Note that I'm not a socialist, I just find it funny that the argument many people level at socialism, can also be leveled at capitalism. And they fail to notice how much worse capitalism is at address this problem.

  720. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by thrash242 · · Score: 1

    There is no concept of personal responsibility anymore. If someone is a criminal, then they're just "misunderstood" and had a "bad childhood". So the thinking is that they should be dealt with kindly, even if they break into your house, rape your wife and are attempting to kill you. After all, it's not their fault.

    I agree with you. It's pure silliness and I have a hard time believing that people actually think like that. This has got to be the only time in history when someone breaking into a house or store could not expect to get hurt or killed, and if he/she is, they can sue. Apparently self-defense and defense of one's property and family is a crime now in some places.

    Just sit back and take it and hope that the police take care of everything for you. No need to worry your head about such things as taking responsibility for defending yourself. That would be positively barbaric. /SARCASM

  721. Re:Rifles, shotguns, pistols, etc. for home defens by silentbozo · · Score: 1

    I just wonder if you would be thinking "who is this guy", checking to make sure your shooter is handy. I wouldn't like to think like that myself.

    Why not? I live in the city, and believe me, you want to maintain situational awareness at all times, ESPECIALLY if you're not armed. Instead of keeping your gunhand and holster clear (since you're not armed), you'd look for available escape routes, and maybe decide you'd rather cross the street than walk past that groups of punks spoiling for some entertainment.

    Or, if some guy shows up at your doorstep at 10pm at night - is he just looking for a phone (because he left his cell at home), or is he looking for a target?

    The police cannot protect you - they protect society, not necessarily individuals. This is a reasonable thing - elsewise you'd have lawsuits every time the police failed to show up quickly enough to prevent injury/death after a 911 call. In parts of the US, the authorities believe that the armed citizen is the best deterrent to crime and mayhem. In other parts, the authorities believe that citizens are too dangerous to entrust firearms to, and that force of any kind fails the test of a "civilized" society, and that you, as a lowly citizen, must refrain from doing anything to antagonize your attacker, and entrust all actions relating to protecting yourself and the community to authorized law enforcement.

    In any case, being armed is a personal choice, and only part of a larger strategy for safeguarding your home. If you're interested in reading a good article that lays everything out (ie, secure the house, add an alarm, a dog, and if you feel you can handle it, a gun), Massad Ayoob is the man.

  722. Welcome to HELL, vandal ass! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My house goes all DOOM3 on intruders. The second they step in, all of the doors lock, the main lights are completely shut down, afew strobes kick in and some moving colored lights activate. "Welcome to Phobos, motherfucker!" I scream over the distributed dolby systems in each room for full A3D sound experience. That's when my soundtrack of Rammstein starts to crossfade with the environmental noise of grinding metal and random dopplering hisses. By this time I'm already in the same room as they with my 9" fixed-blade survival knife and 12 guage pump. I'll be damned if I'm pressing the F-key for the flashlight, that's such a fucking hassle (why didn't I get the mod!)

    If the son of a bitch survives the shores of hell that is my house, (s)he'll have a new perspective on their life and of my house. Not that they're ever getting out, though. No blue spheres here...

    DeMe

  723. RPGs by Dire+Bonobo · · Score: 1
    > Hell, what do you think those poor dumbass Iraqis are armed with?

    Rocket-propelled grenades and artillery shells converted into roadside bombs (source1, source2, source3, source4.

    Mere assault rifles are only minimally effective against the modern US army. That's not to say civilian gun ownership may not have other benefits, but the days of civilians with handguns and rifles holding off the troops of a tyrannical government are long gone.

  724. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by Bourbon+Man · · Score: 1

    Seriously, you think that's ok?

    Yes.

  725. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by MrBlackBand · · Score: 2, Insightful
    ...saying that it is a "fundamental principle of American law that a government and its agents are under no general duty to provide public services, such as police protection, to any individual citizen."

    Then I guess we are under no general duty to provide their salary? The next time some politician or police union is trying to raise police wages remember this decision.

    --
    "It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it."
  726. Getting it right by scruffyMark · · Score: 1
    takes a foreigner to remind you, that "No, no, you got it right!"

    Except apparently we didn't, quite. Because we can't seem to go half an hour without one American (possibly drunk) shooting another in a dumb argument, or a hunting accident, or a jealous rage or something.

    --

    What is the robbing of a bank, compared to the founding of a bank? -- Bertolt Brecht

  727. Oh dear by scruffyMark · · Score: 1
    And I'm supposed to leave for work five minutes ago.

    I saw an adorable photo of a lynx kitten - looked just like a tiny little domestic kitten, but its claw were already about triple the size of a house cat's. Makes you wonder how people manage to keep pet lynx. Maybe they just resign themselves to only buying cheap furniture, and replacing it twice a year...

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    What is the robbing of a bank, compared to the founding of a bank? -- Bertolt Brecht

  728. Re:Kleck's numbers don't add up - numerical analys by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

    No, I'm saying that the majority of defensive uses of a gun don't involve the discharge of the weapon, and consequently don't have any injuries or fatalities at all.

    Intentional, non-suicide firearm injuries will have about the same rates of injury and lethality, regardless of whether the situation is a DGU or not.

    I don't think you can make this assumption - defensive uses will tend to have a lower fatality rate simply because the shooter is likely to be suffering from a substantial loss of fine motor control due to the fight-or-flight response. One can train to get around this problem, but the vast majority of people haven't.

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    Please stand clear of the doors, por favor mantenganse alejado de las puertas
  729. Home Defense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a Remington 870 Marine Magnum does the job. The world's #1 most regonizable sound is a loading shotgun... they'll get the hint.

  730. Thorn bush by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..Just grow a bunch of roses around the fence if you have one... as for the front gate... electricity works on cows and robber 2 ... better yet .. motion sensor turn on the electric fence ... and set your water sprinkler on at the same time also.

    1. Re:Thorn bush by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha! what you need is a medic, a field-op, and a soldier with machine gun. Works great on Wolfenstein. No one will get through the gate.

  731. Re:been debunked BULLSHIT ALERT by grassy_knoll · · Score: 1

    It's not gun crimes I worry about.

    It's crimes.

  732. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [posting anon for obvious reasons]

    Since I cant read minds, anyone inside my house / place of business without my consent acting agressively towards me is a threat to my life and limb.

    It's not about stuff or pride. It's about not knowing if they're there to kill me or take my TV.

  733. It's cultural. by jayerandom · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Higher levels of violence in the United States are mostly associated with the following three cultures:
    * Low-income white southerners
    * Low-income African-American descendants of slaves.
    * Low-income Hispanic-American descendants of immigrant laborers.

    All three have in common:
    * An "honor culture", where personal affronts demand a violent response. This follows from their shared cultural histories of being oppressed by an aristocratic upper class, where all they had left to defend was their dignity.
    * Poverty, which more than anything else is a predictor for violent behavior.

    If you add enough poor people with this cultural background to Canada, Canada would have the same rate of violence and homicide as the United states.

  734. Re:I vote -- dreaming of Canada by nusratt · · Score: 1

    Thanks, but I failed, as I expected:
    I do have boocoo years of IT experience, but no 4-yr degree, and no pre-arranged job.
    I also lost points for age.
    The sad thing is, I don't even NEED a job, I can live on what I have now.

    This sucks. Looks like I'm trapped in Amerika with the Gang Of Bush.

  735. Douchebag by nursedave · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Like we give a shit.....

    --

    The Democratic Party: We've been pussies since 1968!

  736. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by nursedave · · Score: 1
    You are looking at it from a very warped direction. Lets put it in perspective:

    Someone breaks into my house, armed, and I am not. I am now at the complete whim of a violent criminal. What he says, goes. Or I or my family are killed.

    Or......

    Someone breaks into my house, I am armed, now he has the choice to immediately stop what he is doing. If he drops my shit and runs away, great, I go clean out my pants and call the pigs. If he decides to do something aggressive, then he has made that choice, and will be shot quite a bit.

    Now, you tell me, which is the greatest evil: allowing one's own family to be brutalized, or to defend that family, hopefully without having to shoot anyone.

    --

    The Democratic Party: We've been pussies since 1968!

  737. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by nursedave · · Score: 1
    My only stupidity is replying to an AC asshole, but at any rate, here goes:

    How can you say he didn't intend to harm anyone? Done a little midnight robbery yourself? Good for you, I admire your desire to relieve other people of the fruits of their labors without harming their physical selves. Then why do you have a gun? To prevent me from stopping you.... Stopping you from stealing from me... That makes sense.

    I've got a better idea - lets see what happens when people who commit armed robbery get shot and killed. Oh, yeah, I forget - that does happen! And you know what? That particular robber never does it again! Great!

    Letting citizens easy access to guns is what's the problem in the first place: ANYONE can become a criminal, very easily.
    This is one of the stupidest things I've ever read on Slashdot, and that's a difficult task; congrats. You are saying that access to guns creates criminals. Kinda like, flies create garbage. I have access to guns, and haven't become a criminal; you presumably do not have access to guns, yet where you live you still have criminals. Where is your cause/effect?

    I'll answer that myself - it is up your ass, where your head is.

    --

    The Democratic Party: We've been pussies since 1968!

  738. video motion detection tips by dj_virto · · Score: 1

    Actually, since motion detection programs such as SupervisionCam (my favorite),Gotcha, &etc can automatically upload images to the internet, you still get images even if the equipment is stolen.

    On my set up, detected motion turns lights on, plays sounds, turns on video monitors in bedroom, and wakes me up.

    I am using a combination of USB webcams (low quality) and NTSC video cameras fed through cheap video input cards.

    I live in a bad neighbourhood that is becoming a expensive neighbourhood, but in the meantime I have to deal with crack whores, dealers, and thiefs that walk my streets constantly day and night. Just the fact that the 'community' knows I have cameras it a huge help.

    Very tall fences have been important also. Dogs contained in them work, but most people don't take good care of their dogs, who become bored and lonely, which I think is a cruel thing to inflict on a conscious being. Instead, I have an old partially blown set of Labtec speakers with a microwave-sized subwoofer hooked up to my video motion detection machine. It makes a very believable bark that is triggered by the video motion detection. I can also use to play a shotgun-cocking noise to scare people off. :)

    Video motion detection actually works wonderfully well if carefully aimed. Any change in the picture pretty much sets them off, so you have to avoid looking at wind-blown shadows (if you monitor during the day), walls that headlights sweep across (at night), and close encounters with cats, lizards, and even spiders.

    If you want human motion, I've found the it best to avoid the 'god's eye view' people often want to use for cameras, because from that perspective the cross section of a person is much smaller. The best set up is looking at a mostly monochromatic wall from about 10-20 feet, with the camera about 4 feet off the ground.

    For video motion detection, also make sure the area is well lit at night. I've been amazed at how effectively compact flourescents (which are cheap) light up an area if spaced about every 6 feet. They make things much clearer than you would expect for the number of lumens on the packages, especially compared to using a single very bright outdoor light as people often want to do.

    Sodium vapor lights may not cast a shadow for the human eye, but I've found they do a very poor job all round at illuminating a scene for video camera.

    An old woman I know was being broken into every few days. The thief would take $20 here, $65 there.. I set up a video motion detection system at her place, and we got nice clear shots of him breaking into her car, her house, etc.. and clear close ups of his face. She sent this into crime stoppers, and someone recognized the man. When the police visited his house, he had 'left town'.. :) But he never came back again. :)

    I am curious to hear other people's experiences with this technology... You know, someday it could become common enough that thiefs would just assume that they will be recorded if they set foot on someone's property.. imagine what that would do to the rate of break-ins. :)

    I'd like to see cops wear cameras 100% of the time too, but that's another topic...

  739. Kleck disagrees with you by Dire+Bonobo · · Score: 1
    > No, I'm saying that the majority of defensive uses of a gun don't involve the discharge of the weapon

    True, but Kleck's research suggests that a very large minority do involve the weapon being fired. Kleck's survey suggested that the weapon was fired in 24% of DGUs source.

    Some more problems with Kleck's methodology: link

    > I don't think you can make this assumption - defensive uses will tend to have a lower fatality
    > rate simply because the shooter is likely to be suffering from a substantial loss of fine motor
    > control due to the fight-or-flight response.

    Loss of fine motor control will cause fewer hits, but in no way makes those bullets hit with any less energy or wounding power. Besides, firearm wound lethality statistics already take this into account by considering large numbers of criminal shootings, which aren't likely to be any better trained than civilian shootings.

  740. dogs are not a geek-style defense by dj_virto · · Score: 1

    While effective, getting a dog to defend your social group hasn't been high-tech for at least 10,000 years. :) I think it's great you rescued your dog though. I've done lots of volunteer work for shelters but now focus on spaying an neutering because the overpopulation problem is absolutely overwhelming.

    The breeders make it worse by cranking out more animals when thousands are being gassed every day. In the United States the number is roughly 2 million cats and dogs euthanised every year. Here in Houston, Texas, it's over 120,000 in city limits alone.

    Interestingly, the numbers that breeders crank out to sell for profit are almost the same as the number euthanised.

    To add insult to injury, I'd say from extensive personal experience that 1/3 to 1/2 of the animals put down in shelters are pure breed or at least appear to be.

    Animals are conscious, feeling individuals, not products. The Geek Way is about bettering society and extending human ability through technology. Unless your dog is a rescue, and you make sure he is not lonely or bored, I don't see how having a dog for security could ever fit the positive view I like to maintain of the geek way of doing things..

    1. Re:dogs are not a geek-style defense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see how having a dog for security could ever fit the positive view I like to maintain of the geek way of doing things.

      Yeah, but... what about a robot dog? With lasers and everything! Wouldn't that be kewl?

    2. Re:dogs are not a geek-style defense by dj_virto · · Score: 1

      Hmm.. yeah actually :)

  741. that's a short term solution by dj_virto · · Score: 1

    You know, having lived in safe neighbourhoods full of people avoiding the underclass, and having also lived with the underclass, I've be absolutely dumbfounded at the totally different social worlds this creates.

    It goes way beyond the 'no role models' mantra about kids in these poor neighbourhoods. The idea that someone can be more eveolved that cro-magnon debauchery and hierarchy is simply unreal to them. Not only that, but this primitivists culture cranks out more kids and at a younger age, partly because their parents don't spend hardly any time at all raising them, so why not?

    How about this for a geeky solution- reinvade the bad neighbourhoods. Just being around and talking with your neighbours there makes a surprising difference.. but then, I suppose fearing for your life a little bit isn't for everyone. I guess you'll just have to reach for the technological solutions.

    Ultimately, poor urban culture is going to be the majority culture in our society if we don't do anything. It's taboo to consider, but the sooner we tackle this fact, the better off we'd be. I'd support technological solutions such as sterilization. If costs something like $20,000 a year to attempt educate a kid, an effort that probably will fail if he is from the anti-intellectual poor american culture.

    Instead, why not pay poor youth to be permanently sterilized for half what their 4 kids would have cost us - $40,000 a year for 12 years. We'd save money and be able to focus our precious non-monetary resources on kids who are actually wanted.

  742. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by nuggetboy · · Score: 1

    I believe it was just that point about Americans which was considered flamebait, especially the jab at Bush.

  743. we're making suggestions for the guy's mom here... by woodsrunner · · Score: 0

    First I don't understand where you get your statistics from. They don't hold true for the white trash criminals I know of. No body on the trailer park boys owns a pitbull. The stat I am paraphrasing I read in the StarTribune when Minnesota Corrections was starting a pet therapy program for inmates.

    Criminals, by nature, are lazy. They can barely take care of themselves let alone a dog. What most criminals know about dogs could be summed up in two words, they bite!

    I don't see how your flame gets 1 point and my advice got zip. Mine was one of the only posts that was taking into consideration that we are making security suggestions for an elderly woman. Suggesting a big dog or a gun makes as much sense as throwing a PII and a couple of openBSD disks her way so she could have a secure box for her first computer.

    I think the small territorial dog combined with a voice activated light is a good combination of natural and tech solutions. It helps her notice if someone has set off her car alarm and it also give a fairly credible appearance that someone is home and paying attention.

    I have had the opportunity to teach dog sledding to inner city "at risk" youth. It doesn't matter how tough the pose, they are afraid of big dogs. I also stand by my statement that walking down statistically high crime streets with a psycho looking husky bitch will make even the toughest street thug cross the street to avoid getting bit.

    But a big dog makes little sense for a little old lady that is unfamiliar with dogs. It would probably jump up to kiss her face and break her hip.

    In the same spirit any slashdotter would love to have a room filled with a beouwulf cluster. I doubt the poster's mom would put up with that much hardware in her house for a minute. She wouldn't know what to do with it.

    I stand by my suggestion.

    And for the record wouldn't step foot in a PetSmart... who knows what strain of parvo you'd pick up from one of those filthy places.

  744. From Google Answers.... Japan has no guns.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Japan has no guns.
    Japan also is more dense then the US.
    Japan also has many violent movies, if not as many as the US.

    http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id= 32 31

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    For a more comparative study, here are results as compiled by the Taiwan
    government which covers several countries. (data was taken from various
    statistical sources for 1998)

    Murders per 100,000.
    1. Russia Federation 18.07
    2. United States 6.32
    3. Malaysia 2.73
    Taiwan 1.17
    Spain 1.08
    Japan 0.58

    Rape per 100,000.
    1. United States 34.20
    2. England and Wales 14.69
    3. France 13.38
    Taiwan 8.82
    South Korea 4.38
    Spain 3.23
    Japan 1.48

    Serious Assault per 100,000.
    1. Australia 713.68
    2. England & Wales 405.20
    3. United States 357.94
    Taiwan 37.30
    Spain 23.94
    Japan 15.40

    Robbery/Violent Theft per 100,000.
    1. Spain 169.85
    2. United States 169.02
    3. France 144.10
    Taiwan 14.35
    South Korea 11.74
    Japan 2.71

  745. Re:been debunked BULLSHIT ALERT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When one wants to use a quotation to make a point, it usually works better when the person quoted is one who has a certain amount of independence of the topic---an unbiased observer, or at least one whose opinions are worthy enough to quote. Quoting Shaw ("Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them.") on this topic is like quoting a neo-conservative on their opinion of a Democrat.

  746. Insurance by trifster · · Score: 1

    I was just robbed from my car. Insurance to replace stolen property is the best defense. Thiefs cannot steal what really matters, love for myself and family and all the sentimental bullshit in life.

  747. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by sumdumass · · Score: 1

    One of the most dificult reasons people are willing to kill/mame or otherwise harm someone else is security.

    Feeling secure in thier psesions as well as thier helth is one of the bigest motivating factors in home defense. It isn't about "the took my lawnmower" it is the "whast will they do next" factors we need to observe. Security is detrimental to not only a persons helth but mental well being also. You can sit back and monday morning quarterback all you want but that doesn't match thr anxiety or mental stess being placed on someone at times like this.

    Without mental helth profesionals helping victoms, they will usualy try and elevate thier sence of security to a point they are comfoprtable with again. If this means gettign a gunn and planning on using it then thats what it takes to mke them feel secure again. Some people don't even have to have a anythign happen to them before felling insecure and wanting to corect it.

    everythign you say sounds reasonable. I wouldn't go down the streeet and shoot someone because they stole form you. I'm not sure i would even shoot someone if they stole period. It is when they make me feel insecure i would take a stand. Invade my home, Mug me while wlaking downa scary part of the town after i read a newspaper with headline saying the last to dead bodies found were mugging victoms. I will show you how secure i feel compared to how secure i want to fell real quick.

    Just becuase we live should give us the right to be secure. some people might take it more to an extream while others are more reasonable about it. Without security society cannot perpetuate in any meaningful way. You or i could not succeed if we didn't have some level of security. It hits hard when we are frightend.

  748. Canadians Prefer Knives = Lower Gun Deaths by woodsrunner · · Score: 0

    Sure, Canada is low on the gun deaths, because Canadians use knives.

    Thunder Bay Ontario is #1 in knifings... not bad for a pop of 100,000!

  749. Why use real guns? by peacefinder · · Score: 1

    Use a propane bottle, a solenoid valve, a pipe and a spark plug. Make the "guns" in the turrets just special-effects devices that look and sound real.

    It'll scare the bejeezus out of the intruders, wake up everyone in the neighborhood, and allow your vast array of digital cameras to catch their face staring in open-mouted shock at the auto-tracking laser pointers and fake muzzle flashes.

    Stream the images wirelessly onto an offsite server, and you're golden!

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    With reasonable men I will reason; with humane men I will plead; but to tyrants I will give no quarter. -- William Lloyd
  750. Look like a good guy by Assoupis · · Score: 1

    If you're accumulating a lot of things in a big mansion, you'll probably look like a rich guy, and if you don't try to be known as a friendly rich guy, people who have to round their end of month on the so-called us-welfare will think of you as a potential target. The best way around is to get implied in grassroot organization, tool pool, community organisation. A lot of people active in those groups will remark you, and spread the word around that you're a friendly rich. This will at least save of ELF raids. Harming the people who try to steal with any device will emit the message of don't go stealing there to less people, and make those people wanting revenge, which is probably not a good solution, because all security will fail at some point.

  751. How does it work when. . . by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

    A guest is invited, but no longer welcome?

    Next time I'm surfing on your sofa, when I hear a round being chambered I'll know I'm no longer welcome. =)

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    It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
  752. Prepardness must be weighed against any downsides by tentimestwenty · · Score: 1

    I agree it's a good idea to be prepared. But, a gun is in essence designed to kill in the quickest and unbiased way. You barely have to think to pull the trigger. In fact, none of the issues of actually killing or protecting yourself in a physical sense apply. The issue I'm raising is that a gun's propensity to escalate a situation to the point where either you or someone else is killed is very high. Take other forms of protection as an example: a baseball bat, a can of mace, a bowl of vinegar, a shoelace. They are all suitable to protect you and yet they offer a lot of leeway in terms of fatality compared to a gun. I'm not even talking about accidents. I think that preparedness has to be balanced with reasonable levels of eventuality and frankly I think having a gun jumps straight to the worst outcome every time for the attacker and the victim.

    To paraphrase another reply, you buy bottled water before a hurricane, but you don't buy 10,000 bottles, 20 or 30 is plenty even in the unlikely event that your water is contaminated. 10,000 bottles creates more problems than is justified by the preparedness, just like a gun.

  753. Guard dogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I heard (FOAF) about someone who raised Alsatians as pets/guard dogs. For those who don't know, Alsatians either do not or cannot bark. They came downstairs one morning and found a dead burglar in their house. The guy had broken in and woke the dog, which propmptly tore his throat out and went back to sleep. All of this was so silent that it didn't wake the family.

    I don't know if it's true, but it's certainly hella creepy.

  754. A thought by Bubbahyde · · Score: 1

    Not that I'm condoning such behaviour but what if: Needed - - rubber gloves, steal them if possible - box of tacks, also steal them - a roll of duct tape... need I tell you how? - a small file. You know by now - some lye, powdered acid, or alkyline (sp) Put the gloves on first! Take file and sharpen several tacks to razor sharpness. Take a piece of duct tape (the length of the cars door handle) and fold it in half (repeat if its too big to fit unnoticed under the door handle). Push tacks through the tape. Coat tacks and the side of the tape the tacks are sticking out. Carefully place under the door handles. Dispose of everything. When the police come to your house *and tell you of the tape on the handles causing injury to the criminal* deny any involvement claiming the tape was placed on the outside of the car that anyone can access. Laugh at the thought this 'person' had some burning sensation and in rare cases might even have lost feeling in their fingers or better yet need to get some or all of their fingers amputated. Again I wouldn't suggest this as there are TO many varibles that could make this go wrong >:)

  755. Re:Circle of jerk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't wait until Texas imposes laws like that.

  756. Double bullshit alert. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >> Bullshit. In Britain we have incredibly few gun related crimes.

    Especially in Gunchester. Er, uh, I mean "Manchester."

    Look up the stats. Murders with firearms are increasing by the double-digits each year.

  757. take care of her by sonamchauhan · · Score: 1

    Take your mum in to live with you.

    When you couldn't take care of yourself, she took care of you.

    Now do the same for her. Don't be selfish, you owe her.

  758. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by richy+freeway · · Score: 1

    Yes, yes we do.

  759. I recommend an S&W99 by JimLynch · · Score: 1

    I've got one of these and I sleep well at night. :-)

    --

    Jim Lynch

    Tech Analyst and Community Manager

  760. Wrong mate... (I was a legal UK gun owner) by SomethingOrOther · · Score: 1
    It's not an everyday occurance and has hardly risen dramatically.

    Actually, since handguns were banned post Dunblane, gun crime HAS risen in this country. (maybe you have your head burried in the sand)

    You see, 80% of handguns were held illegally by criminals. The 20% of us law abiding citizens who had sporting guns legally regestered (with serious consiqunces if they were taken/loaded anywhere other than an authorised sports shooting range etc) had them taken away.

    This stopped armed crime how?

    Somehow I resented having 750 quids worth of my property confiscated just on the off chance that I was a mass murderer of school children.

    --
    Anyone quoted by a reporter knows how little they understand
    Don't believe what you read is the truth.
  761. Re:Alarm (to notify) Gun (to defend) by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

    Guns are problematic. First, there's the obvious safety issue of having a gun in the house.

    This is a non-issue if you have any brain power at all. Keep the gun in a secure place. Gun safes and cabinets are made for a reason.

    Second, there's the fact that if you miss (or even if you don't), you could toss a bullet through a wall and kill your kid sleeping in the next room or the neighbor down the block.

    That's why they make frangible ammunition and specialty ammo like the Glaser Safety Slug, they exist to reduce the threat to people in the next room.

    It's even effective if you don't have a clear shot -- spray it into the hall and you'll deny access to a section of the house while you dial 911. And if your kids find it, the worse that can happen is they'll spray themselves and need an eye wash. Painful, but beats a bullet in the head.

    Pepper spray is nothing to someone who is hopped up on hard drugs. A Sherm head who just got wet won't even notice that he's been pepper sprayed. For people like that, lethal force should be something that you can consider. It should be a last resort if possible, but it should be an option you leave open for yourself.

    Given the real risks of even keeping a handgun, in most realistic scenarios (aka, 35 gang members probably aren't going to rush your house), pepper spray is a far better solution given the overall risk/rewards.

    While it's true that the chances of 35 gang bangers invading your home is ~0%, ONE dope fiend looking for money for his next fix is ample reason to consider a firearm.

    Do, or don't it's your choice, but understand the risks involved if you choose not to.

    LK

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    "Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano