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Greenland Glaciers Melting Much Faster

grqb writes "NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory says that satellite observations indicate that Greenland's glaciers have been dumping ice into the Atlantic Ocean at a rate that's doubled over the past five years. Greenland Ice Sheet's annual loss has risen from 21.6 cubic miles in 1996 to 36 cubic miles in 2005 and it now contributes about 0.5 millimeters out of 3 millimeters to global sea level increases. One theory as to why this is happening is that the meltwater, caused by increasing temperatures in Greenland, serves as a lubricant for the moving ice, hastening its push to the sea. Another study has estimated that the warming rate in Greenland was 2.2 times faster than the global norm -- which is in line with U.N. climate models."

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  1. its not global warming by Rooked_One · · Score: 2, Funny

    the 'extremists' in the middle east want to destroy our (the US and Europe's) way of life, so they sent a boatload of people to breathe really heavily on the 'burgs. Since they already live in a desert, the 'global cooling' effect that the melting of the iceburgs will cause will not affect them. BOOYA!

    1. Re:its not global warming by marafa · · Score: 3, Funny

      i dont care how silly and untrue that statement is .. you are insulting my race, and culture with a bigotted statement.

      thank you for thoughts

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    2. Re:its not global warming by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      Actually with that comment I think you just insulted your own race and culture more than he could have.

    3. Re:its not global warming by urbanriot · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While what he said wasn't that funny, he in no way insulted any race or culture with his so-called bigotted [sic] statement. Unless of course you consider yourself a middle eastern extermist. Then maybe you're insulted by the stupidity of this plan. It seems these days that people are going out of their way to be offended...

    4. Re:its not global warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      JIHAD! off with their heads!

    5. Re:its not global warming by omegashenron · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "It seems these days that people are going out of their way to be offended..."

      I think it's more of a case that people just don't think before they open their mouths.

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    6. Re:its not global warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well odds are he's an American, so why not set fire to the Mexican flag burn down the Canadian embassy? That'll learn 'em to insult you!

    7. Re:its not global warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "the 'extremists' in the middle east want to destroy our (the US and Europe's) way of life"

      Don't be silly.

      Georgie actually says there is no global warming. All the scientific data to support it is actually part of a big lefty conspiracy.

      Muhaahhaaa.

    8. Re:its not global warming by PSGInfinity · · Score: 1

      ...And?

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    9. Re:its not global warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "you are insulting my race, and culture with a bigotted statement."

      Guy, you've misunderstood his comment was actually intended as sarcasm.

      He was suggesting the government blames everything on arab terrorism to deflect attention away from their incompetence. In other words... you owe him an apology.

      Besides stop arguing on behalf of your "race" sounds eugenic. Arabs are under the gun at the moment because of a messy middle east situation but most westerners (not all unfortunately) aren't bigots. If they were the area would already be a radioactive wasteland. Unfortunately all the loudmouth haters and troublemakes are the ones that get media attention.

      So I guess what I'm saying is unless you want to contribute to the problem don't be so quick to defend YOUR race.... defend OUR race (the human one).

    10. Re:its not global warming by Isotopian · · Score: 1

      Your race and culture is a middle eastern extremist? Well, then I suppose you have the right to be offended. Otherwise, you're simply making bigoted assumptions.

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    11. Re:its not global warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh please! Quit looking so hard for ways to be a victim!

    12. Re:its not global warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "suck my dick you raghead motherfucker"

          You are a racist idiot that needs a few Nazi bullets aimed at you to learn what being a human being means.

    13. Re:its not global warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting that someone at Slashdot removed my reply to you as "offensive" while you wallow in bigotry.

          Nice going censors. Defending haters now?

    14. Re:its not global warming by ademaskoo · · Score: 1

      I say, if he's offended then maybe he should be turning cheek instead of starting a flame war on slashdot.

    15. Re:its not global warming by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 1

      Sometimes the fact that a Slashdot post, like the parent, is modded "Funny" is funnier than the post itself. It's almost Zen-like in its beautiful recursiveness.

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    16. Re:its not global warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who the hell said anything about holocausts?

    17. Re:its not global warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You keep talking about that. I suppose you'll be the one to oblige the favour then, eh?

      You seem violient enough and blinded with hatred.

    18. Re:its not global warming by susa-no-o · · Score: 0, Troll

      Your race and culture did more than insult ours -- it killed 3,000 people on September 11, 2001.

    19. Re:its not global warming by ThankfulJosh · · Score: 1

      What?!? An Arab without a sense of humor? Well, I never! {faints}

    20. Re:its not global warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well there's a bigotted statement for this thread. His race and culture isn't responsible for 9/11 -- al-Qaeda is.

    21. Re:its not global warming by vertinox · · Score: 1

      i dont care how silly and untrue that statement is .. you are insulting my race, and culture with a bigotted statement.

      Since when did race have anything to do with religion?

      Other than chances are you are born that way... You can change your beliefs, but you can't change your race. (Well... Unless you are Micheal Jackson)

      Secondly, when did nationality have anything to with religion either. Hell, I can change too that if I find a nice woman in another nation.

      I respect other races because that is something none of us have the power to change and were aren't responsible for who we were born as.

      And I respect other people's right to believe and say what they want. You know freedom of religion and speach you...

      But that doesn't remove my right to disagree with those beliefs.

      Sure the grandparent was probaly an ignorant fool for saying what he just said, but I will fight for his right to say it and you right to disagree.

      But I'm going to disagree with religion, nationality, and race being tied together without any chance of seperation.

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    22. Re:its not global warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You seem violient enough and blinded with hatred."

      Just shows you intelligent you are. I'm a pacifist and would die before killing someone.

      I've noticed though bigots like you tend to shoot at each other rather than be civilized and address issues in a level headed fashion.

          Pure rocket scientist.

    23. Re:its not global warming by OMRebel · · Score: 1

      Good thing it wasn't a cartoon, or else we'd end up losing some more KFC's!

    24. Re:its not global warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YHBT
      HAND

    25. Re:its not global warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good thing it wasn't a cartoon, or else we'd end up losing some more KFC's!

      LMFAO

  2. Sue Greenland! by TheBogie · · Score: 5, Funny

    This sounds like Greenland's problem, not ours. We need to start litigation to force Greenland to stop this harmful dumping of ice into the ocean.

    1. Re:Sue Greenland! by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

      This sounds like Greenland's problem, not ours. We need to start litigation to force Greenland to stop this harmful dumping of ice into the ocean.

      The White House has requested your resume and interview schedule from you.

    2. Re:Sue Greenland! by biocute · · Score: 2, Funny

      Litigation takes too long, just attack them. Imagine the amount of ice we can get from them.

      If they don't give in, we will just blow their icy country into pieces! Without ice, how can they dump ice into the ocean?

      Would someone think of the shivering baby seals?

    3. Re:Sue Greenland! by tehlinux · · Score: 1

      Greenland should develop nuclear weapons, and hold the world hostage for melting its ice.

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    4. Re:Sue Greenland! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right. They hate our freedom and these are clearly terrorist acts. I don't think I even need to explain the link between them and 911, any idiot can see it.

      We know they have weapons of mass destruction. We *KNOW* they have weapons of mass destruction. Freedom, freedom, stay the course, weapons of mass destruction. Freedom, freedom, stay the course, weapons of mass destruction.

      Queue background rap music.

      Freedom, freedom, stay the course
      Weapons of mass destruction

      Bring 'em on!

      Freedom, freedom, stay the course
      Weapons of mass destruction

      Fuck Greenland

      Freedom, freedom, stay the course
      Weapons of mass destruction

      Fuck Greenland

      Pussy, pansy motherfuckers
      You know what you get
      When you fuck with the red, the white, and the blue

      We're coming to liberate you
      We know who's responsible for 911
      and it's fucking you

      We're number one
      We know what's best for you
      We're coming to liberate you

    5. Re:Sue Greenland! by drjzzz · · Score: 2

      Skip the resume -- you've already demonstrated the craven arrogance that we treasure -- we can cut straight to the background clearance. How's your marksmanship? How's your "ticker"? Plenty of positions opening up in the administration.

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    6. Re:Sue Greenland! by saskboy · · Score: 1

      Canada had a dispute with Denmark just last year that everyone's forgotten about now. Lousy Danes want our northern islands...

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    7. Re:Sue Greenland! by kcarlin · · Score: 1

      Develop? When they can just buy them from those thirsty nuke-happy desert dwellers for a few metric tons? Better still, hold on to those precious hydrogen reserves for that big clean fusion market that's about to crush the petrodollar flat. With ocean levels dropping from the overuse of water for hydrogen fuel, we'll need those massive land-based reserves to avoid drying out the Chesapeake and the Mediterranean before 2200. (In the new economy, unthinkable just five years before, we fuel up once a month from the garden hose and OPEC launches a massive marketing campaign on the virtues of classic cars. At the outrageous price of $5 a gallon, the high schoolers have nicknamed it "Evian Flambé" and use it to liven up their Independence Day celebrations.)

      Hey W., that would be a place in history!

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    8. Re:Sue Greenland! by tehlinux · · Score: 1

      Then we'll have to focus on the 3 R's: reading, writing, and refilling the oceans.

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    9. Re:Sue Greenland! by fessor · · Score: 1

      YOUR northern islands ? look at the map.. Hans Island is closer to Greenland than canada..

      Hans Island belongs to us! (Denmark)

      As to nukes in greenland.. ask we the US covered up a B52 crashing near Thule in greenland back in the days.. i HAD nuclear stuff onboard... ..Fessor

    10. Re:Sue Greenland! by Splab · · Score: 1

      You better get your hands off our island!

      Beet us in hockey all you like, but that island is ours, if you fail to comply we might just sail "Sælen" up one of your rivers and look mean!
      http://www.navalhistory.dk/Danish/Historien/1989_2 003/SaelenPaaPatrulje.htm/ (Its in danish, but I think the first picture speaks a million words ;))

    11. Re:Sue Greenland! by lowrydr310 · · Score: 2, Funny
      Perhaps if all the ice melts, Greenland will be able to justify it's name.

      "According to the sagas it was actually Eric the Red who called this country Greenland. After he had lived for three years in this region he returned to Iceland, and wanted to convince his fellow countrymen of the fine opportunities for starting a new life here in this 'Green Land'."

    12. Re:Sue Greenland! by paeanblack · · Score: 1

      Canada had a dispute with Denmark just last year that everyone's forgotten about now. Lousy Danes want our northern islands...

      Nobody actually wants those islands...they want the 200 mile radius of fishing rights around those islands. I'm sure Denmark would love to let you keep the land in exchange for the fish.

    13. Re:Sue Greenland! by saskboy · · Score: 1

      Is there anyone living close to there in Greenland though? There are Canadian military people at Alert, and Inuit living in the north too.

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  3. NAO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But during these past 5 years, the favored phase of the NAO has been negative, which is associated with ridging into Greenland (translating into warmer temperatures there) while Europe and the eastern United States is colder.

    I just don't think it's a good idea to make climate extrapolations from five years of data over a small part of the globe. There's plenty of other evidence of global warming without this bullshit.

    1. Re:NAO by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      While I do not know about Europe, The eastern US is NOT colder. At this second there is a blast of cold air, but overall, it is much warmer. If nothing else, then note the fact for the first time in recorded history, all 5 of the great lakes are with out ice at this time of year. Normally, the ice going out occurs in early april through early may.

      BTW, yes, there is more snow, but that is because more moisture in warmer air.

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    2. Re:NAO by Belseth · · Score: 1, Interesting

      It's a big deal because if it's true it means we've probably passed the point of no return and Europe is at least headed for a mini ice age but the timing is right for a major one. Greenland has been viewed as the fulcrum and if it wasn't melting the situation was possibly reversable. There is no doubt we were about the enter another ice age. The question is when and how fast it happens and how severe it is. What we are doing is bringing it on faster and potentially stronger than if we hadn't been dumping hundreds of tons of CO2 into the atmosphere every year. We might have reduced what should take thousands of years to hundreds of years. Let some one else worry about it if it's hundreds of years off? Sorry it isn't flipping a light switch and we are starting to see the backlash now. If Greenland melts we loose coastal Florida as well as any coast 22' above sea level. It'll take hundreds of years to melt but it could go up several feet in our lifetimes which would make a lot of the coast unliveable. Antartica would raise levels several hundred feet but I'm not convinced it can even melt, the bulk of it at least. Even if it did we are talking thousands of years in a worst case senerio. It's not end of the world but life is going to get tougher for a lot of people and the US is entering a period of turmoil with crippling debt. We couldn't handle Karina, how are we supposed to handle two or three Katrinas a year? How about five? Add to that the predicted droughts and such and we're in for a bumpy ride. Europe gets the worst of it. If we go full ice age the upper half of Europe is a write off. The British Isles are an ice cube. And Canada can change it's name to Iceland.

    3. Re:NAO by AlienGoods · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't know about the Eastern US, but last winter was one of the top 5 coldest in Wisconsin, while this one is one of the top 5 warmest. Shit happens.

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    4. Re:NAO by rlk · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, early in the 5-year period the NAO was positive most of the time (in particular, the winter of 2001-2002 had an extreme positive NAO all winter, which led to the eastern US being extremely warm), which most likely corresponded with strong troughing over Greenland. The next three winters were much more dominated by a negative phase of the NAO. For Greenland that would almost certainly translate into net warming over the 5-year period (just like one could argue that it demonstrated strong cooling over the eastern US).

      It certainly does make for interesting speculation about what would happen if the thermohaline circulation were to shut off, as some people predict will happen if ice melt becomes too rapid. One possible outcome would be that the NAO would more or less lock in positive (i. e. a deep trough over the midlatitudes in the Atlantic), which would typically result in strong ridging (much warmer weather) over the eastern US.

    5. Re:NAO by NoMercy · · Score: 1

      The reason why everyone seems fairly focused on greenland is because it's the first major event in the global warming lineup, it melts, we loose all the worlds coastlines as sea levels rise by a fair bit.

      It's the same old, don't look at the future beyond 5 years.

    6. Re:NAO by X.25 · · Score: 1

      But during these past 5 years, the favored phase of the NAO has been negative, which is associated with ridging into Greenland (translating into warmer temperatures there) while Europe and the eastern United States is colder.

      Europe colder?

      It is 15C today. We have had snow for 1 day this winter.

      Our kids just can't see snow, unless they go to the mountains. And we used to have LOTS of snow in my city, until appx 1998-1999.

      For the past few years, we just don't see snow, and we have low temperatures (below -5C) for maybe 2 weeks during whole winter.

      Colder? Don't think so.

      Maybe in Siberia, but not in Central Europe.

    7. Re:NAO by pathos49 · · Score: 1

      I too would be dubious with using one model to show global effects. But with that said, most models all tend to show that global warming is very real, it is the speed of onset that is argued. Furthermore, most models tend to show that variations and extreme weather events will mark the changing weather. Now with regard to the story that is being discussed, I think you are way off base. First of all, the satalite collected data. IN OTHER WORDS THE DATA WAS NOT GENERATED BY A MODEL so I do not know why you brought it up. If the story was discussing predictions by a model, I believe your coments may have had some validity. Second, the DATA clearly showed that the melting and movemment of the Ice sheet in Greenland were progressing out in many directions all over Greenland. Remeber that the Grennland ice sheets can be more than 2 miles deep. This means that what ever is causing the melting, is doing it fast and over extremely large areas. I tend to support the HYPOTHESIS that global warming is the culpret. I also believe that it is occuring faster than most models predict. THE EVIDENCE SUPPORTS THIS HYPOTHESIS. What hypothesis of yours does the data support. Simply casting out a hypothesis because you do not like it is not how science is done.

    8. Re:NAO by shmlco · · Score: 1

      Ummm... if we're headed for another ice age then how do sea levels rise? Isn't all that excess water tied up in, well, snow and ice? As in ice age? ;)

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    9. Re:NAO by DrSkwid · · Score: 0, Troll

      How to the coastlines get set loose ?

      Do they float or something ?

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    10. Re:NAO by Serzen · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The Eastern US is not colder THIS year. But last year saw one of the coldest January-February periods in history where I live (the Finger Lakes region of NY). The winter before that was also extremely cold, featuring, again, some of the coldest temperatures in decades.

    11. Re:NAO by jbolden · · Score: 1

      The coast of North Carolina gets several Katrinas a year. You can build around regular massive flooding. Katrina was a problem that people hadn't built around flooding and got it.

    12. Re:NAO by shellbeach · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ummm... if we're headed for another ice age then how do sea levels rise? Isn't all that excess water tied up in, well, snow and ice? As in ice age? ;)

      I think he's talking about the potential of much colder winters in Europe (and only Europe) thanks to the gulf stream slowing down/completely stopping (see, for example this paper for recent evidence of changes to the gulf stream flow)

    13. Re:NAO by radtea · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There is no doubt we were about the enter another ice age.

      This is a religious statement, not a scientific one. There is most certainly doubt as to where the climate is heading. Many global circulation models predict a hotter, drier climate in the next few hundred years. Some ice core data suggests that the interglacial climate is bimodal, with the second mode having an average global temperature 5 C or so warmer than the historical average, and we may be heading into a (possibly human-induced) mode change.

      And given that the large (million-year) scale of climate change is extremly poorly understood, there is no reason to believe that the current interglacial is not the end of the ice-age that has dominated Earth's climate for the last million years or so. So there is doubt all round, and the only thing that is certain is that people who have no doubts about the correctness of their own position are contributing nothing but noise to a very complex debate.

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    14. Re:NAO by irc(addict) · · Score: 1

      Roland Emmerich, is that you?

    15. Re:NAO by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1, Informative

      If you want to increase the correctness factor of your post, which is already pretty correct, you should mention that the evidence that the current warming is caused by humans is increasing. That is just a statement about what the studies are concluding, not a judgement about the correctness of the conclusions.

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    16. Re:NAO by ninthwave · · Score: 1

      The dump of large quanities of fresh water into the oceam will affect local saline levels. This will affect current movements and slow down or change the Gulf Stream, which will let the artic spread further south in Europe, starting a freezing that will try to tie up fresh water into the system again. A balancing act in extreme. The quantites of glacier ice globlly that are being shed is staggering and we should have some fun viewing in our lifetimes. Some of the theories on globabl climate with/without organic interferance should be more clearly noticeable.

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    17. Re:NAO by amjain · · Score: 1

      In One of the scenario we all can go and settle on Mount Machupichi. Afterall history repeats.

    18. Re:NAO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      There is no doubt we were about the enter another ice age.

      We are in an ice age already. Personally, I'm glad my house isn't under a mile or two of ice. If we have to loose a little coastline to keep it that way, then so be it.

    19. Re:NAO by anicca · · Score: 1

      People can argue about the notion of global warming but they cannot argue with:

      ahref=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c 7/CO2-Mauna-Loa.pngrel=url2html-18108http://upload .wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c7/CO2-Mauna-Loa.png >

      The drastic increase in CO2 will have *some effect* and denying that is madness. We collectively need to act to reduce the amounts emitted as well as the amounts already existant.

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    20. Re:NAO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      which is completely compatible with the predicted affects of global warming - causing more extreme and unpredictable weather...

    21. Re:NAO by Liberal+Mafia · · Score: 1

      It's counterintuitive at first glance, but was suggested more than a decade ago, that global warming could lead to a new ice age.

      The basic concept behind this is, there's such a thing as it's being too cold to snow much, as any skier can tell you. Ice ages do not necessarily happen because things get colder per se. All you need for an ice sheet to form is for more snow to fall in winter than melts in summer. It's as simple as that.

      So, if global warming causes warmer winters in a region, it's likely to have greater snowfall. If the global warming does not also cause summers to get hot enough or long enough to melt the greater quantity of snow, then a glacier forms there -- and over thousands of years, an ice sheet. And as any mountain climber can tell you, glaciers make their own weather. Let the glaciers or the ice sheets get large enough, and the world climate can tip over from global warming into a new glaciation. At least, that's the hypothesis.

      However, The Day After Tomorrow scenarios are out. Forming a continental ice sheet takes tens of thousands of years.

    22. Re:NAO by cruachan · · Score: 1

      And given that the large (million-year) scale of climate change is extremly poorly understood, there is no reason to believe that the current interglacial is not the end of the ice-age that has dominated Earth's climate for the last million years or so.

      Not that poorly undestood. We have ice ages because the continent of antartica if sitting squarly over the south pole and there's no other land masses in the southern ocean. This reduces the global circulation of heat between the equator and the pole, the pole ices over and reflects more heat back into space, and the whole system cools down. There's a similar, but lesser, effect in at the north pole because the artic ocean is relatively isolated from the rest of the worlds oceans.

      Consequently the conditions for ice ages will persist until the continents drift away from their current positions, which may take a while.

    23. Re:NAO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "This is a religious statement, not a scientific one"

      That may be. But so are your ramblings. You want to pretend that we don't know anything about how the climate evolves, and that's wrong. We do know that increases in CO2 affect global temperatures and global weather, and we know that there have been massive increases in atmospheric CO2.

    24. Re:NAO by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      Yes, after all all you have to do is build rafts instead of houses. Stupid people in New Orleans. :)

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    25. Re:NAO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but that is bullshit. Europe has seen _a lot_ of snow this year. Much more than other years. See this article for example.

    26. Re:NAO by lowrydr310 · · Score: 1

      The reduced saline levels will be compensated for by runoff from all the road salt used to melt all the snow on the roads. There's probably enough dried salt on my truck right now that could significantly raise the salinity of a small lake.

    27. Re:NAO by EvilIdler · · Score: 1

      Speak for yourself. Norway is snow-covered right now.
      I don't think the amount of snow each year varies enough for
      the average person to notice this far north.

    28. Re:NAO by paeanblack · · Score: 1

      Don't forget that if all the ice on Greenland melts, that provides access to oil reserves larger than the Middle East.

    29. Re:NAO by ninthwave · · Score: 1

      You found the solution. Wait a minute I see some of that cruft on my car too.

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  4. The only solution by Mindjiver · · Score: 1, Redundant

    We must put pressure on our politicians to legislate against the dumping of ice by glaciers, this cannot be tolerated anymore!

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  5. Invade them! by Forrest+Kyle · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let's invade Greenland for insulting our state religion by allowing science to accurately predict events in their country.

    1. Re:Invade them! by Sandor+at+the+Zoo · · Score: 2, Informative
      ...allowing science to accurately predict events...

      I'm sorry, where were the accurate predictions? The second paragraph of the actual article says

      The evolution of the ice sheet, in the context of climate warming, is more rapid than has been predicted by models

      From what I can tell, they missed by more than a factor of two. While that's in the same order of magnitude, I don't consider it particularly accurate.

      The article goes on:

      Rignot and Kanagaratnam say their calculations indicate that the Greenland melt currently contributes about two-hundredths of an inch (0.5 millimeters) to the annual 0.12-inch (3-millimeter) rise in global sea levels.

      It looks like it'll be a while before sea levels rise appreciably.

      So, does anyone have some links to actual climate change predictions, especially ones in a chain of predictions that have proven out?

      I've seen a lot of "do you know what a six degree change will do to Kansas?!" But no, I don't know what that would do to Kansas. I've spent most of my life coding software, not studying biology or climate change. So please, someone, give a good couple of links to non-alarmist, non-"the coming catastrophe" kinds of articles. With predictions.

    2. Re:Invade them! by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Let's invade Greenland for insulting our state religion by allowing science to accurately predict events in their country.

      Unfortunately, the acceleration of the glaciers was not predicted.
      I guess the bushites are going to have to be content with using this "failure of science" as proof that
      1. global warming models are inaccurate, and
      2. Evolution must be wrong, too.

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    3. Re:Invade them! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Let's invade Greenland for insulting our state religion by allowing science to accurately predict events in their country.

      That's hillarious that you said that. Can you show me any report on global warming from any scientific journal that doesn't have a standard deviation so large that you can predict anything (i.e. warming, cooling, or staying the same temperature)? Can you also show me any computer simulation that these researchers have used where they actually quote their chi squared per degree of freedom with regards to past line fit data (real temperature measurements)? And is it anywhere close to 1? How about when you take the real standard deviations from the tree trunk measurements (which are very large)?

      Science can't predict the future temperature of the Earth yet. There are many hypotheses, but that's it. Temperature prediction is about on the same resolution as saying that we know the gravitation free fall acceleration is (9.8 +/- 10) m/s^2.

    4. Re:Invade them! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While they didn't predict accurately, they did expect a marked increase in melting ice in Greenland, I suspect the reason they went with a conservative estimate is because the moment they announced it would jump to such a large number, they would be named alarmists if it didn't and lose their credibility. The correlation is important, but not hard to predict (even without extensive data, 2 satelite pictures a year apart would suggest it) that the rate ice is melting each year is increasing. I realize your asking for accurate predictions, and I'm sure your aware weather people are only capable of truly guessing the direction of change, not the exact temperature - the same goes for climatologists. There is literally a world of variables they are trying to take into account with no non-varying numbers by which to compare them. Climatology is like some advanced algebra, you can't figure out the numbers, but you can narrow down the possible outcomes, or at least predict ranges they will be inside, or in extreme circumstances, see directions they will move in. An old man who has lived in the same region for many years when asked about the weather will likely be able to tell you possible outcomes, a weather forecaster will give you a range when trying to predict the coming temperatures for a city, a climatologist, when faced with predicting change years in advance in a data set the size of the world, is only going to be reliable with giving you the direction of movement in those important variables.

    5. Re:Invade them! by iamlucky13 · · Score: 1

      Come on man, be strong. You made a good point. You didn't senselessly deny global warming, nor hysterically accept it. You really should have no reason to be afraid of the Slashdot moderators for what you had to say there. Log in and let your voice be heard!

      3 mm. Consider how grassy the data must be. First you have ocean waves ranging from a few inches up to a dozen meters. Then you have tides. Then there's seasonal affects (like river flow rates). Then you have weather. If Hurricane Katrina informed the public on anything science related, it should be storm surge. Furthermore, how does 3 mm compare to the 23 foot (IIRC) global sea rise the article threatened us with (which, by the way, would require something on the order of a 10 degree C global temperature rise to melt all that ice)? It's 2,337 times as much. I understand being concerned based on having a theory and data that appears to support it, but that's getting just a little bit sensationalist.

      I've looked for information on standard deviations on the data and sum of least squares or whatever comparisons of predictions to actual data, and it's pretty hard to find.

    6. Re:Invade them! by slavemowgli · · Score: 1

      This is obviously just yet another spin-doctored story from an anti-American UN... just like the claim that there were no WMDs in Iraq. We showed them, though - just look what we found when we actually went there! Oh, wait...

      (Just as a note for the more challenged among the moderators, the above was funny/sarcasm. :) If you do feel particularly cynical, you can also give it a +1 Insightful.)

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    7. Re:Invade them! by joebok · · Score: 1, Troll
    8. Re:Invade them! by WaR.KiN · · Score: 1

      Are you saying that Greenland will be much more environmentally careful in the hands of the US?

    9. Re:Invade them! by Knetzar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      3. Since global warming models are inaccurate, we can polute more

    10. Re:Invade them! by HiThere · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, actually it was predicted by several people...and denied by others. The government sided with the deniers, so that was the "official theory". (Also, since it was still being disputed, most scientists sat on the sidelines without evidence of their own, and tried to evaluate what was offered.)

      This event was predicted sufficiently long ago for "The Day after Tomorrow!" to be on the screens last year. (It might have been lousy science, but it was based on good science.) Go to see it...then imagine the events stretched over a century or two instead of less than a year. That will be a gloomy reading of "What happens if Greenland melts too quickly?". Plausible, but not certain. (Also, forget about those super ice storms...though SOMETHING froze mammoths quickly enough that their stomachs still contained undigested soft green plants. Artistic exaggeration strikes again.)

      The problem is that the oceans are too warm. That means that a whole lot of water surface is evaporating at a quick rate. If it comes down as rain, you get super hurricanes and monsoons, etc. If it comes down where it's cold, you get ice and snow. If the "great conveyor" shuts down between Florida and Iceland, then eastern North American and western Europe will get a LOT colder. Cold enough to allow snow to again build up. The last time this happened glaciers scooped out the great lakes (and Yosemite Valley). We don't know how quickly the change happens, but it could be very quickly. It can't happen too slowly, or the oceans would cool down before evaporating enough water to create massive glaciers. ... Of course, once the glaciers form, the entire planet starts cooling down (unless the CO2 level provides enough greenhouse effect to stop this...dubious). Etc.

      Caution: I Am Not A Climate Scientist. I've only read a few popularizations that explored the thermodynamics of the process. But they made it clear that large glaciations tend to form QUICKLY (but this is based on the geological record, so just what QUICKLY means isn't clear).

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    11. Re:Invade them! by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1
      23 feet is how much the ocean would rise if you were to take a nuclear blowtorch and melt all of the ice on greenland tomorrow.
      3mm/year is the current rate of increase in the ocean -- this comes to about 1 foot by the end of the century, or about one inch in 10 years. (more than double the rate at the begining of the 1900s). The one foot rise that would result by the end of the century (if things don't speed up any more than they already have) is expected to result in some coastlines (like in Florida) being eroded horizontally by more than 150 feet.

      If you have beachside property, I suggest you sell while it's still structurally sound.

      BTW: Canada's CBC has it's own take on the melting glaciers in Greenland.

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    12. Re:Invade them! by MooUK · · Score: 1

      It is however very safe to say that in the last hundred and sixtyish years, global mean temperatures have been rising at an ever-increasing rate, matching very closely the changes in the levels of CO2 in the atmosphere.

      It's a reasonable body of proof for what IS happening, and I've not heard of anything at all against this with a similar amount of "proof" behind it. (I'm willing to be proved wrong, of course...) There are also clear, logical theories as to how this could happen.

      It's not particularly unreasonable to say that increasing CO2 emissions are increasing global temperatures, and it's not unreasonable to say that they will keep doing so.

      (Hmmm, seems I even have the work I did on this a year and a bit ago. Relatively basic stuff, but if anyone wants it as an example, contact me.)

    13. Re:Invade them! by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1

      According to one EPA study, Maryland alone could lose up to 1000 square miles as a result of ocean rise and related erosion in the next century. Things like seawalls and breakwaters are only temporary stopgaps.

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    14. Re:Invade them! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed, the CO2 levels do correlate closely with the global temperature increase...but there's a catch. Some of the data suggest that CO2 levels may have actually been lagging behind the temperature changes, not preceding them. In addition, CO2 levels are not the sole indicator which exhibits high correlation with what data we have--so do the 22- and 88-year solar output cycles, the latter of which has been rising for some time and will not return to "historical" norms for another 35 years.

      Now, to me that first point seems suggestive of an inverse causative effect, but it's by no means conclusive. However, natural sources of CO2 and other greenhouse gases dwarf our output by a huge margin, and the ocean is an enormous carbon sink.

    15. Re:Invade them! by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Predictions are made and tested with models, the most authoritive report to date has been the IPCC. These predictions (along with others) have proven to be on the conservative side. However, had it not been for the predictions we would not be out there measuring the stuff.

      We are seeing many changes in feedbacks that were predicted to happen not now but 50yrs from now, that is why the speed of Greenland's glaciers, and rotting permafrost is alarming.

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    16. Re:Invade them! by MacDork · · Score: 1
      So please, someone, give a good couple of links to non-alarmist, non-"the coming catastrophe" kinds of articles. With predictions.

      Heh, you must be new here. Did ya buy that 5 digit /. ID on eBay or something? ;-)

    17. Re:Invade them! by Alioth · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, where were the accurate predictions? The second paragraph of the actual article says

      The evolution of the ice sheet, in the context of climate warming, is more rapid than has been predicted by models


      Of course they are wrong. It should be the intelligent design if the ice sheet!
    18. Re:Invade them! by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Not to mention, average temperatures aren't fluxuating anywhere near the 6 degree mark. We're talking tenths of a degree F of warming over the span of 120 years.

    19. Re:Invade them! by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Perfect. We can once again use styrofoam containers for all the cheeseburgers we'll be eating.

  6. There will be plenty of posts talking about... by tempestdata · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1) The fact that we need to do something now to save the world before its too late!

    To them I say.. its useless. Your puny little voices will not be heard. The only way to stop global warming were for the people of the world to collectively reduce their usage of energy and lower their standard of living. Its not happening. It simply is not going to happen.

    2) The fact that it cannot be proven that it is human's causing this global warming, and that we know very little about the climate and have been measuring it for a very very short time.

    To them I say.. Sure. Fine. But just remember that our great and global civilization wont be the first to have underestimated their effect on nature. History has shown that civilizations CAN affect the environment around them to the point that their civilization becomes unsustainable. Look up the end of the Mayan civilization. Actually even the Easter Islands belong to this category.

    Bottom line. I dont think we are hurtling toward the point of no-return.. I believe we are PAST the point of no return.. at this point we might as well just try to find ourselves another planet, or work on technologies that make sure our civilization can survive the future.

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    1. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look up the end of the Mayan civilization. Actually even the Easter Islands belong to this category.

      So the major reason the Mayan and Easter Island civilizations are no longer around is due to their polluting the atmosphere? Let me guess: you post on Dailykos, right?

    2. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by maxpublic · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The only way to stop global warming were for the people of the world to collectively reduce their usage of energy and lower their standard of living.

      No scientist living claims there's a way to stop global warming, only (perhaps) to reduce it somewhat. The damage (regardless of the cause) is already done and far beyond our understanding, much less our ability to repair.

      But just remember that our great and global civilization wont be the first to have underestimated their effect on nature. History has shown that civilizations CAN affect the environment around them to the point that their civilization becomes unsustainable.

      I don't know what sort of science fiction you've been reading, but global warming isn't going to make the Earth uninhabitable, or even remotely so. That sort of thing is nothing more than alarmist bullshit.

      at this point we might as well just try to find ourselves another planet, or work on technologies that make sure our civilization can survive the future

      No need to find another planet; this one will be just fine. All we have to do is what we humans do best - ADAPT. I radical concept for some, but one the rest of us have mastered over the course of several million years.

      Max

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    3. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did look up the fall of the Mayans. I was moderately unimpressed by your rebuttle to point#2.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maya_civilization#Dec line_of_the_Maya

    4. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by xtal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      [i]
      To them I say.. Sure. Fine. But just remember that our great and global civilization wont be the first to have underestimated their effect on nature. History has shown that civilizations CAN affect the environment around them to the point that their civilization becomes unsustainable. Look up the end of the Mayan civilization. Actually even the Easter Islands belong to this category.
      [/i]

      The Mayan's and the Easter Islanders didn't have nuclear power.. and nuclear weapons. We're not going back to the stone age anytime soon unless we want to. That's another debate.

      If I have enough energy, I can grow my own food, make my own air, purify my own water. The only thing needed is energy, and lots of it. The realistic fact is there is enough coal and nuclear energy to sustain western civilization for the next 100 years or more; there is unlimited solar power available; and there's the fusion wildcard. There's potential for new energy sources from the quantum vacuum itself. (see: casimir effect)

      The knowledge to work with modern engineering is duplicated in every university in the world.

      It's a shame the planet is going to suffer. But you know what? We're products of this planet. We're part of nature. If it gets bad enough outside, I'll live in my air conditioned, dehumified cave. Sucking energy out of the wind along the way.

      If you want to do something postive for the planet, don't have children, or only have one. That will have a more far-reaching impact than anything else.

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    5. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by east+coast · · Score: 1

      History has shown that civilizations CAN affect the environment around them to the point that their civilization becomes unsustainable. Look up the end of the Mayan civilization.

      I went and did a bit of reading about this to try to get your point. The best I could come up with is that the Mayan civilization likely died down due to a drought. Can you tell me how you think the Maya caused this drought?

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    6. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by Potato+Battery · · Score: 2, Insightful

      but global warming isn't going to make the Earth uninhabitable, or even remotely so. Also, comparing the cost and number of lives sustained by spending money on the moon, Mars, or space station habitation versus spending it on an already life-sustaining planet which may become less hospitable shows much better bang for the buck on the terran side. The concept of giving the Earth up for dead while dreaming that space is going to serve better odds is quite a stretch.

    7. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by xMilkmanDanx · · Score: 1

      civilization becomes unsustainable.

      I don't know what sort of science fiction you've been reading, but global warming isn't going to make the Earth uninhabitable, or even remotely so

      Just to note, he didn't say uninhabitable, just unsustainable. i.e. a big economic/population crash.

    8. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by walnut_tree · · Score: 1
      The only way to stop global warming were for the people of the world to collectively reduce their usage of energy...

      We are incredibly wasteful of the energy we have available and we can do a lot to reduce consumption already (in reality though we won't because we're too apathetic and don't really care).

      ...and lower their standard of living.

      We need to change our lifestyle, yes, but that doesn't mean a lowering of living standards. Too many people equate living standards with the number of goods and gadgets they own. We are very fortunate in the West (North America and Western Europe) to lead comfortable lives and we can easily continue to do so even if we reduce our rapacious appetite to consume. But, as your post implies, it won't happen because we're too self-absorbed to do anything until it personally affects us. Our whole economic model is built on the idea of constantly producing and consuming. We can't sustain this model given the world's finite resources. But we haven't even had a debate about what a sustainable economy might mean in the future (and few of us seem willing to change our profligate lifestyles).

      How will future historians judge us? Perhaps as wealthy, apathetic societies that when presented with scientific evidence of environmental danger, continued to pollute and plunder the world's resources because we simply couldn't see beyond our own immediate needs.

    9. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by xMilkmanDanx · · Score: 1
      If you want to do something postive for the planet, don't have children, or only have one. That will have a more far-reaching impact than anything else.


      True, but the people smart enough to realize the truth in this are already doing it, leaving less educated people responsible for all the reproduction. Parents with less education tend to have less successful children. Whether or not it's dilluting the gene pool is a debatable and touchy subject. Perhaps, encouraging the previous people to adopt might also help.
    10. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by whathappenedtomonday · · Score: 1
      or work on technologies that make sure our civilization can survive the future.

      This technology already exists! To quote a sig I saw on /.
      /earth is 98% full ... please delete anyone you can.

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    11. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by Oldsmobile · · Score: 1

      I for one see the debate about wether humans are the cause of global warming as totally irrelevant and a waste of breath.

      You see, the fact of the matter is, that:

      a) global warming is happening

      b) oil is a finite resource

      Another words, these two facts alone dictate that we should prepare for global warming prudently. Crops will fail and low lying areas flood. We will have more extreme weather and bad things will happen. We need to consider what will happen when millions are displaced and we need to figure out a way to feed them.

      Since oil is finite and probably will be harder and more difficult to extract every year, we should be cutting back on fossil fuel usage. Simply because that way we will have more of it around for a longer time. It is called being smart.

      Unfortunately right now, it seems doing these two things is politcally, and perhaps more importantly, economically impossible.

      I think we're screwed.

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    12. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by Timothy1965 · · Score: 1

      The only way to stop global warming were for the people of the world to collectively reduce their usage of energy and lower their standard of living. That's a false choice that Cheney would have us believe. Technology for producing the same goods using less energy usually enables lots of other technologies as well. For instance, the west owes its technological advance to energy savings in agriculture. That's what freed us from having to do subsistence farming and allowed us to build software and all.

    13. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by linzeal · · Score: 1

      You can stop global warming by shading the Earth from a part of the sun's rays. It would take a serious robotic manufacturing setup on the moon to build the material. A linear accelerator could ship them to the correct orbit where they could be unfurled for max effect.

    14. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 1

      "The realistic fact is there is enough coal and nuclear energy to sustain western civilization for the next 100 years or more; there is unlimited solar power available; and there's the fusion wildcard."

      Actually this is not entirely accurate. Nuclear energy is not really portable. Solar powercells require platinum which is a quite scarce and finite resource. While there are research into eliminating both of these limitations its not expected to be dealt with anyday soon.

      The problem with coal is that its good for hundreds of years at the current consumption levels. But once oil is gone coal will get back its leading place it lost in the first half of the 20th century as the #1 energy source.

      Fusion will be a viable energy source, but not in the next two or three decades. I've read a lot and attended a conference on ITER, and the first non power-draining tokamak reactor will begin operation around 2028...

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    15. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 1

      I think then I should most likely have sex with Samanta Carter. She just might catch something from my intellect. ;)

      On a more serious note though, Albert Einstein was once approached by a beautiful young woman, according to an anecdote. She desperately wanted to have kids with Einstein, because "imagine how perfect children we would get, my beauty and your intellect". Einstein replied: "That is true, there is a chance for that, but there is an equal chance that we'd have children with MY look and YOUR intellect".

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    16. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by mrpeebles · · Score: 1

      > If I have enough energy, I can grow my own food, make my own air, purify my own water.

      Yes, and this is what we do. We grow our own food, using solar energy, and oil. Solar energy powers trees and plankton, which purifies air for us. Now, I'm not expert on this, but despite how much of the correct environment is already set up for us to do this, untold millions still starve, we have fought 2 wars in the last 15 years intimately related to oil, and in my experience, a little bit of chill or a small drought locally can have a terrible effect on food prices. And yet you seem to think that even if still-hypothetical drastice climate changes become not-so-hypothetical, you are just going to crank up the AC? While I envy your optimism, to me this seems like the kind of thinking that always seems to compel warring European countries to invade Russia with winter approaching.

    17. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by killjoe · · Score: 4, Informative

      'I don't know what sort of science fiction you've been reading, but global warming isn't going to make the Earth uninhabitable, or even remotely so. That sort of thing is nothing more than alarmist bullshit."

      I won't make earth uninhabitable bit it will make it more miserable. We can adapt after the population has been culled and after the resource wars have been settled. The balance of power probably won't shift too much, we will probably go ahead and kill lots of people and take over their natural resources and lets face it they can't do jack shit to stop us.

      I don't know if Americans will be happier when it's all said and done but for sure many other countries will be either gone or miserable. I suspect even Americans will have a lower standard of living because most of the foods they are used to eating now will simply be unavailable.

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    18. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by Coryoth · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The only way to stop global warming were for the people of the world to collectively reduce their usage of energy and lower their standard of living.

      I think an important point, that needs to be made more often, is that via energy efficiency it is possible to reduce energy use without lowering the standard of living. Build a house with better insulation, more efficient heating systems etc. and you can dramatically reduce energy use without changing the standard of living. Yes there's a greater initial outlay in cost, but it pays itself back in saved energy costs. There are a great many trivial things that can be done (like bothering to better insulate existing homes, using more energy efficient light systems, dressing for the weather rather than according arbitrary social conditioning (and hence saving in both heating and air-conditioning of offices)) that have little or no impact on standards of living, but can make a huge difference in energy consumption if pursued on a broad scale. Reducing energy consumption can be about how to figure out how to do the same or more with less hrough efficiency rather than some blanket reduction of capability.

      Jedidiah.

    19. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by caffeination · · Score: 1

      Environmental damage has its upsides too, at least for us humans. It should at least serve as the first drop through the crack in the damn, demonstrating to the world that the current system should be seen only as a phase, not as a sustainable worldview that deserves to be promoted and even killed for (see iraq).

    20. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by John+Jorsett · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      If you want to do something postive for the planet, don't have children, or only have one. That will have a more far-reaching impact than anything else.

      That's the approach Europe is taking; the birthrate of EU natives is far below replacement, while recent Muslim immigrants maintain high birth rates. The natives are seeing their numbers halved every 40 years or so, and the EU will be predominantly Muslim in about 20 years as the natives die off, are out-reproduced, or flee to other nations(as many Danes are presently doing). Hard to know what the consequences of that will be, but based on recent events, including rioting, killings of infidels and jews, calls to substitute Sharia law for Western Democratic legal traditions, etc., I'm guessing that they overall won't be "something positive for the planet".

    21. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was G.B. Shaw you idiot

    22. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by man_eleven · · Score: 2, Informative
      I think he's referring to deforestation, and its tendency to (dramatically) exacerbate drought conditions...

      Mayan deforestation: http://earthobservatory.nasa.gov/Study/Maya/

      Easter Island deforestation: http://earthobservatory.nasa.gov/Newsroom/NewImage s/images.php3?img_id=16861

    23. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by tlynch001 · · Score: 0
      but the people smart enough to realize the truth in this are already [having 0 or 1 child],
      But I like my three kids.
    24. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by NoMercy · · Score: 1

      The only way to stop global warming were for the people of the world to collectively reduce their usage of energy

      The 2nd and more likely option to be taken will be to work out a way of reflexting a portion of the light from the sun back out to space, and it'll probably happen when the tide starts washing up on the steps of the whitehouse due to sea level rises.

    25. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by xtal · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, those are political problems - not engineering ones. Sadly I only have experience fixing the later, and problems understanding the former.

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    26. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by iphayd · · Score: 2, Funny

      As long as we get enough Haliburton Green on Tuesdays, we won't riot too much.

    27. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by dustmite · · Score: 1

      The only way to stop global warming were for the people of the world to collectively reduce their usage of energy and lower their standard of living.

      Not necessarily ... we could/should be working on developing cleaner energy sources. And this is definitely possible ... getting enough energy to power our high living standards is not a problem, and won't be as long as we have the sun ... we just need to be smarter as to how we utilise and control that energy.

    28. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by TubeSteak · · Score: 0, Redundant
      As long as we get enough Haliburton Green on Tuesdays, we won't riot too much.
      Haliburton Green on Tuesdays...
      And Soylent Green every other day of the week.
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    29. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by sgt101 · · Score: 1

      Not true.

      This is part of the evil doctorine that the children of the future have precisely zero value and zero say.

      Have children.

      Fight for their future.

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    30. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by kraut · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > the people of the world to collectively reduce their usage of energy and lower their standard of living.

      What makes you assume that reducing energy usage inherently reduces your standard of living?

      * If your house is better insulated, you use less energy to heat or cool it. How does that lower your standard of living?
      * A 2006 model car (note that I said car, not masquerading truck) will get better mileage, comfort and performance than it's 1996 equivalent. Again, how does that lower the standard of living?
      * If you take, for example, the EuroStar from London to Paris instead of flying, you not only use a lot less energy, but also save a few hours of travelling time.
      * Hypothetically, if London had a public transport system that could cope with the demands, millions of hours stuck in traffic could be replaced with comfortable train journeys. Granted, that's not happening, but not because it's impossible.
      * LCD monitors use a lot less energy than CRTs; I've never heard that described as a downgrade.
      * Further examples left as an exercise to the reader.

      > Bottom line. I dont think we are hurtling toward the point of no-return.. I believe we are PAST the point of no return.. at this point we might as well just try to find ourselves another planet, or work on technologies that make sure our civilization can survive the future.
      You may be right, but if you think humanity will find it easier to colonise mars than to fix up the environment here, I'm afraid you're sadly mistaken.

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    31. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by tempestdata · · Score: 1

      Recently it has been postulated that the massive drought that caused their civilization to crumble, was caused by large scale deforestation

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    32. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by tempestdata · · Score: 1

      I agree with you. In my humble opinion, I believe this is because of the nature of our society. It is a big land grab.
      - If you dont chop that forest down, the price for wood will go up, and then I'll chop my forest down and make all the money.
      - If you dont have kids, then I will have more kids than you, and my genes will propagate more successfully than yours, and maybe in a few hundred thousand years your genes will disappear and be replaced by mine. Therefore, killing you off and keeping me alive through my genes.
      - If I can afford to drive a Hummer, who are you to judge and decide that I cannot? If I can afford to pay $5 a gallon for gasoline. I will! It is my money, and my decision.

      I could go on forever.

      I can remember where I read this, but the humans were compared to a bunch of rats. (Not as an insult to humans, or to the rats! ;P ) The idea is that the human population will keep expanding to fill the excess food production. If there are no famines, our population will continue to grow until there are. Just like the rats. There more of us there are, the larger our effect on the enviornment because even if we all have a small ecological footprint.. it will be a LOT of little foot prints. :)

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    33. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by shmlco · · Score: 1
      "...while recent Muslim immigrants maintain high birth rates."

      Yes, they have high birth rates, as they were raised that way, in a society and economic system that rewarded such behaviour. But what will their children do? It seems that people raised in prosperous, modern, industrialized nations often find they have better things to do than spend all of their time and incomes raising a houseful of kids.

      I think it likely that their kids, realizing that they no longer need a dozen unpaid "workers" to run the farm and eke out a living, will probably have fewer children themselves. And the grand-children even more so.

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    34. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Look up the end of the Mayan civilization.

      Actually, recent theories about the abrupt end of Mayan civilization suggest that a temporary several year stoppage of the Gulf Stream led to a multi-year drought in Central America that wiped out their civilization. Not much suggests that local overlogging, bad as it might be, was responsible for that ocean current problem.


      Likewise, as bad as our dumping of greenhouse gases into the atmosphere may be, and however much it might contribute to global warming, our demise seems as likely to come from volcanoes, meteor impact, nuclear exchange, release of uncontrolled modified biologic organisms, new diseases, etc. than from Whatever We Expect.


    35. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great, let's go screw up some some place else.

    36. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If you want to do something postive for the planet, don't have children, or only have one. That will have a more far-reaching impact than anything else."

      you've got a point there, but there's one huge problem to that. suppose people would follow it, who would follow it? the most intelligent people...

      i already see in the modern society how bright, intelligent people go for a carreer and get a small family when they tunr 30, or later. usually one or two kids, rarely more...

      the not so bright people, not going for a career (or here in europe often parasiting off the government...) start early and get lots of children (heck, recently here on the news some guy who never worked in his life, living of all the money he gets from the governement for the 40 or so children he had got by then, and he wasn't goin gto stop anytime soon)....

      so if it'd actually be done, probably mostly by the smarter people,i forsee a dark future with lots and lots of dumb people... not really a solution either....

    37. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by Belseth · · Score: 1
      Once again the name Homo Sapien is called into question. If ignorance is a virtue then I think you just earned a sainthood. What you said is a massive rationalize for doing nothing. The fact it got modded Insightful just proves we don't deserve the name Homo Sapien. Let's use up this world and just move to the next one! Let me guess you're a rocket scientist? Mars makes Antartica look like a paradise so we aren't moving there and there's no reason to believe if we found a world we could even survive on we could ever get there. We will never find another world we are adapted to since we are adapted to this one. It isn't like trashing an apartment so we just move to another one.

      As it's often pointed out the earth isn't in danger, the stable climate we've come to depend on is. Don't waste the energy trying to rationalize your behavior just grow up and say you don't care.

    38. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by Hercules+Peanut · · Score: 1

      xtal said "If you want to do something postive for the planet, don't have children, or only have one."

      In case you hadn't realized it, this is the slashdot crowd. We have that covered.

      "Inspired by the most logical race in the universe, the Vulcans, breeding will be permitted once every 7 years. For many of you, this will mean much less breeding. For me, much, much more."
      - Comic Book Guy

    39. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by mark_osmd · · Score: 1

      Ok, now explain how a few feet of increase in sea level will make the Earth so uninhabitable that a new planet is needed?

    40. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by mark_osmd · · Score: 1

      "Actually this is not entirely accurate. Nuclear energy is not really portable." That's why you build more than one :)

    41. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by blitziod · · Score: 1

      the problem is that many people do not live in a place they build. Take me for example, I live in an apartment. My landlord could give a shi* about my electric bill. If rental properties where made to follow more e-friendly building codes, i would be better off and so would the earth( maybe if earth first is right). I might have to pay slightly higher rent each month, but my energy bills would be lower.

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    42. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      abusive monopolists, **AA's, and software-patent-proponents: a mindless bunch of jerks who will be the first against the wall when the revolution hits.

      (paraphrased from you-know-who...)

    43. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's a good thing you posted that. The GP definitely wasn't referring to that movie.

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    44. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by D2Deek · · Score: 1

      I think then I should most likely have sex with Samanta Carter. She just might catch something from my intellect. ;)

      Herpes? :)

    45. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by Ichijo · · Score: 1

      "I won't make earth uninhabitable bit it will make it more miserable. We can adapt after the population has been culled and after the resource wars have been settled."

      I think you've hit on something important: the goal isn't to save the planet, it's to save ourselves from the planet. It's raising the sea level, making parts of the planet uninhabitable and replacing CO2-producing machines with swamps until equilibrium between CO2 producers and CO2 consumers is reached.

      To do to save ourselves, we need to adjust the equilibrium point in our favor by reducing our CO2 emissions and/or increasing our CO2 consumption.

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    46. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      To them I say.. its useless. Your puny little voices will not be heard. The only way to stop global warming were for the people of the world to collectively reduce their usage of energy and lower their standard of living. Its not happening. It simply is not going to happen.

      Of course it's not going to happen. People will continue to pollute their environments (and of course, everyone elses' environment at the same time). After all, they won't pay the whole price of their actions - most of the price will be paid by their children. And of course, by the children of people in countries with lower incomes and lower altitudes. But that's alright - suffering in a distant place isn't important in our coccooned western world.

      You go ahead and punish your children. It's definitely their fault.

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    47. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by Alioth · · Score: 1

      Insulating your house is an interesting one. The typical 'conservative' position is don't bother - it costs money to insulate your house and it will be at least 15 years before it pays off (given the cheapness of energy at present), and therefore lower your quality of life because you have less money to spend on other things. This is sort of analagous to not using renewable energy and not switching from massive SUVs to more efficient cars, or not seeking ways to reduce the nation's energy usage.

      Of course this is incredible short term thinking. Insulating your house makes it nicer to live in, just like putting a decent metro system into a city makes a city nicer to live in, or replacing a dirty coal power station with a clean power station - as well as making you come out on top in the long run. The global warming deniers who say we should just carry on as we are seem to miss this. Even if we aren't the cause of global warming, reducing pollution will ultimately increase our standards of living.

    48. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by FirstOne · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Solar powercells require platinum which is a quite scarce and finite resource. While there are research into eliminating both of these limitations its not expected to be dealt with anyday soon. "

      The principle raw materials used to manufacture Solar cells/panels are glass (Si02), Si, Al, Cu and some HC based resins. All of which are available in large quantities(Sand) and recyclable.

      There is NO Platinum or Palladium used in the manufacturing of Solar cells and/or panels.
      ...H2 based fuel cells are different story, they require an effective catalyst in order to split H2's covalent bond.

      However there are alternatives to H2 fuel cells.
      ...Current generation of NG combined cycle power plants can be adapted to burn H2 at fairly high efficiency, ~63%.

    49. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 1
      The people "smart enough" are not having kids for more selfish reasons; they want to maintain their dual income (speaking as a parent, kids aren't all THAT expensive in expenditure terms: it's the loss of nearly half your income that hurts).

      Nevertheless, it's true that the chavs and poorer immigrants have substantially more children than the average white middle-class family. Basically the Government pays for them anyway, so they have nothing to lose.

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    50. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > > 1) The fact that we need to do something now
      > > to save the world before its too late!

      > To them I say.. its useless. Your puny little voices
      > will not be heard. The only way to stop global warming
      > were for the people of the world to collectively reduce
      > their usage of energy and lower their standard of living.
      > Its not happening. It simply is not going to happen.

      That's why I personally believe, that it's up to "the people of the world", as in YOU and ME and our families to make changes *AT HOME*. Forget about governments, forget about corporations and their bought politicians. They obviously have no interest in any of this. So instead of wasting time letter-campaigning and demonstrating, let's start reducing our own impact on the environment. Before our lifestyles and cars and houses etc. are as efficient as can possibly be, we have no right to demand from and lecture others. So start sweeping in front of your own door first and stop relying on *other's* to make changes.

    51. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The USA and the rest of the G8 nations need to start building solar-powered air
      conditioning units for immediate delivery to Greenland, Patagonia, the Arctic, and
      the Antarctic. And while we are at it, solar-powered oxygen generators to reverse
      the nitrate and phosphate pollution of our oceans would be a good thing.

      In fact, with enough of the ocean's surface covered with photovoltaic cell arrays,
      enough heat could be reflected back into space to reverse the current global warming
      by itself. But by creating photovoltaic cell array domes over our cities, we can limit the air pollution that escapes into nature, while using some of the power generated to scrub the air.

      Let's get busy ...

    52. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It might be possible for those in Western countries to reduce energy usage and improve standards of living. It is somewhat coincidental that demand for fossil fuels is rising rapidly at the same time as awareness of global climate change is increasing, but it might be a spur to energy conservation which will insulate (pun unintended) consumers against further rises ahead of a move away from fossil fuels. In many cases energy conservation is actually simpler than building new power plants, and when applied to new products may have only a very modest additional cost.

      Part of the problem is that economic growth was historically defined in terms of industrial production which tended to drive a culture of obselence and replacement. This may become unsustainable which might mean hanging onto your mobile phone or TV for longer than previously. To continue economic growth, though, will probably entail a shift to sales of services around products rather than the products themselves. An interesting parallel is for companies like Red Hat - much of their software is available to everyone, but it is the sale of expertise which drives the business. It's a paradigm shift, but it might be happening already. As it is, with mobile phones the hardware is heavily discounted and the real value is in the paid-for services offered on top - the hardware is a loss leader, and if no new phone hardware was issued people would still need those contracts and for most people the current crop of phones probably offers all they really use.

      For PCs most people don't need anything powerful for their typical email, word processing or web surfing needs. What they have now is probably adequate. However current PC hardware and Windows XP default power saving profiles tend to mean that the PC is left on all day on the off chance it might be used. You could save a lot of energy by redesigning the PC to be much as is being suggested in India - based on a PDA approach with just bigger screens and keyboards. Sure, there will still be those who need powerful PCs too, but gamers might ultimately prefer consoles (in general this is the case anyway).

    53. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

      Are you being deliberately stupid, or does it just come naturally? If I understand the gpp correctly (and I'm sure that, unlike you, I do), (s)he's pointing out that the Mayan and Easter Island civilisations used up all their resources in an unsustainable fashion and collapsed. It has nothing to do with atmospheric pollution, and everything to do with pissing your own and your great**10 grandchildrens' inheritance away.

      If you can't say anything intelligent, just STFU.

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    54. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

      Correct. I think the chick was Sarah Bernhardt or Isadora Duncan or some vapid actress.

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    55. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahh, but it will make Europe uncomfortably cold for a moderate (geologically speaking) amount of time. If you're European, I suggest you move.

    56. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      I don't know what sort of science fiction you've been reading, but global warming isn't going to make the Earth uninhabitable, or even remotely so. That sort of thing is nothing more than alarmist bullshit.

      You can say that with no more authority that the poster you're deriding. Period.

      After all, if the sea levels rise, the parts that are freshly underwater will certainly be uninhabitable. A siginificant chunk of world society is near coastal regions.

      As to the rest of the consequences, who knows? Some theories say that the desalinization of the Atlantic due to increased melt will cause the Gulf Stream to stop bringing heat to Europe, causing their termeratures to drop. Imagine a world where storms bigger than Katrina rage all year 'round -- can you definitevely say it won't happen? Not with any more authority than someone can say the reverse.

      If previously Arctic environments suddenly become temperate, we don't know what the heck would happen to ecosystems and how that would affect us. Humans have only been around for, what, 10-20 thousand years, a little more maybe? We could conceivably find ourselves in an environment which we simply can't adapt to -- either because we can't do food production, or whatever.

      If food stocks collapse out from under us, and weather suddenly tries its best to kill us all the time, that's gonna suck.

      The reason it's so alarming, is if we caused it, and we can't stop it, and we don't know what it's going to imply in the long-run -- well, you figure it out. The fact that something the size of the glaciers in Greenland is melting at a shocking rate says that one should at least try and look at the potential consequences. They took a very long time to form, so we don't exactly have much experience living on this planet without them.

      Pretending it's either too late or too irrelevant is just silly.
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    57. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      > Even if we aren't the cause of global warming, reducing
      > pollution will ultimately increase our standards of living.

      As long as it does not affect the power of the economy. Last century was rife with political "experiments" that demonstrated government intervention (noble intention or otherwise) slowed economic development, if not flat-out caused retrograde changes to the quality of living. Assuming living was even possible, which it was not for tens of millions.

      That's the counter-intuitive concept of economics -- the worst case scenarios, but with an adaptive, throbbing economy, might end up with better quality of life than, say, less than worst case scenarios + massive government intervention.

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    58. Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... by cyberphotographer · · Score: 1
      I suspect even Americans will have a lower standard of living because most of the foods they are used to eating now will simply be unavailable.

      Nooooooo!!!! Global warming means a future without donutz??? How will we maintain obesity? Now we godda do sumthing! Let's drive bigger cars more while we think up a plan...
  7. Welcome! by Tablizer · · Score: 1, Funny

    I for one welcome our new bobbing, shrinking, popsickle overloards!

    1. Re:Welcome! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bow before me you puny, humorless mortal!

  8. Why is this Important? by bloodstar · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Because an influx of freshwater has been theorized by scientists to be the reason the Atlantic Conveyer has slowed down. I know, correlation does not equate to causation.

    At this point I don't care who or what is causing the meltdown. What I want are some realistic ways to mitigate the effects. Solutions, not finger pointing.

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    1. Re:Why is this Important? by east+coast · · Score: 1

      Solutions, not finger pointing.

      Ha! That's a hoot.

      --
      Dedicated Cthulhu Cultist since 4523 BC.
    2. Re:Why is this Important? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At this point I don't care who or what is causing the meltdown. What I want are some realistic ways to mitigate the effects. Solutions, not finger pointing.

      You're presupposing that we need to mitigate these effects. I certainly won't argue that we're seeing environmental change, but I find it hard to swallow that the earth is an inherently unstable system and that these relatively small changes actually matter.

    3. Re:Why is this Important? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      At this point I don't care who or what is causing the meltdown. What I want are some realistic ways to mitigate the effects. Solutions, not finger pointing.

      It's a good thing your doctor doesn't take that approach. "I don't care who or what is causing this allergic reation. What I want are some realistic ways to mitigate the effects." It's true that you can cure symptoms without addressing the underlying cause. But it's still a good idea to know what the underlying cause *is* because sometimes, dealing with that is much easier (read: "more realistic") than dealing with its effects directly. And if it turns out to be harder? Oh, well. But at least you know it will be harder because you know what the cause was.
    4. Re:Why is this Important? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Altantic Conveyer brings up warm water from the tropics to the Artic, right? This is why the water is warm up much of the Atlantic coast. So Greenland dumping ice slows this down - which means less warm water to moving to the Artic, which wouldn't that cool Greenland down more at some point? Sort of a natural checks-and-balances?

    5. Re:Why is this Important? by bloodstar · · Score: 1
      You have a valid point

      But the biggest difference between a paitient and a planet is: there's many paitients and we have a large body of information to draw upon to treat any illnesses. With a planet, we've only had one to work with, so everything really is 'on the fly'. Sure we should keep looking for the 'why', but let's try to treat the symptoms before they become life threatening.

      Trauma units treat the symptoms of a victim before they have all the information, why not the same concept with our planet?

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      "The bass, the rock, the mic, the treble. I like my coffee black, just like my metal" - Mindless Self Indulgence
    6. Re:Why is this Important? by slashname3 · · Score: 1

      You best bet at "mitigating" this is to buy land far inland and invest in alternative energy sources. Adaptation is going to be the critical skill needed in the future. And if we can get self sustaining colonies established off planet all the better. That will also allow us to start shipping materials and energy back to the Earth to sustain those still on the planet.

    7. Re:Why is this Important? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There *WAS* a solution proposed by a scientist, and it also appeared here on Slashdot. It involved spraying sea water until it ices over (talking massive widespread effort here), then repeatedly adding layers of ice this way. Links anyone?

    8. Re:Why is this Important? by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Umnh... when I want to melt ice, I spray water on it.

      I think a more practical answer comes from Alpha Centuari...anyone want to vote to launch a sunshade? (I wonder how big it would need to be...)

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    9. Re:Why is this Important? by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      How about undersea cooling ?

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    10. Re:Why is this Important? by bergeron76 · · Score: 1

      The main point that's being overlooked is that global warming won't happen linearly, it will happen exponentially.

      Shallow water is hotter than deeper water (because it has more surface area). As the ocean's rise, their surface area will increase, and the oceans will warm faster - which will in turn, cause the glaciers to melt faster. It's going to be exponential warming, not linear like predicted.

      I have an idea! Let's build a really big boat and start gathering critters...

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    11. Re:Why is this Important? by Cadallin · · Score: 1

      Not too big actually, just a few percentage points of change would totally reverse the process. It could be done quite feasibly, but good luck trying to get anybody behind it.

    12. Re:Why is this Important? by smithmc · · Score: 1

        Adaptation is going to be the critical skill needed in the future.

      How is this different from, oh, say, any other period in human history?

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    13. Re:Why is this Important? by slashname3 · · Score: 1

      For the most part the last few thousand years have been relatively mild, assuming the doomsayers are right this time. But those changes won't happen in our life times. So there is not much to worry about.

      What will be interesting if if/when we manage to move to a nuclear/hydrogen econonmy. I would like to see that happen. But I think that is atleast 100 years out.

    14. Re:Why is this Important? by rseuhs · · Score: 1
      How is this different from, oh, say, any other period in human history?

      Today, in most nanny-states you won't have any need to adapt at all, the state will take care for you.

      Of course that cannot go on forever. Most social systems have barely managed to stay afloat for about a generation (25 yrs) and will almost certanly fail during the next 20 years.

  9. Positive feedback by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ice, being white, absorbs very little solar radiation. Rock and sea water, on the other hand, absorb much more. The result is that, as the ice goes away from both land and sea, more heat is absorbed. It gets warmer in the vicinity of Greenland and the ice melts faster. On the other hand, all this (relatively light) fresh water is supposed to shut down the gulf stream and bring much colder weather to Europe. Result; all the polar bears drown and London is buried under three meters of snow.

  10. Re:woo by jcr · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Cue libertarian anti-environmentalist ranting and argumentative stupidity.

    Gee, only three posts before there's some knee-jerker looking to bash people he doesn't like, waving his straw man around.

    -jcr

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  11. Haw! Where's the Skeptical Environmentalist now? by imrdkl · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Up until just recently, pretty much everyone (even the staunchest environmentalists) thought that the Greenland sheet was quite stable. This does not bode well for the fans of that lovable dane, Bjørn Lomberg, the skeptical environmentalist. As I recall, a good bit of his "evidence" was based on the relative stability, and even mass-increase, of the Greenland sheet - which now seems pretty much debunked by this news. Where's the ice stable now, Mr. Head-in-the-sand? Perhaps Antartica yet bears out your theory? In any case, Denmark lies pretty pretty close to sealevel, as I recall.

  12. Re:Whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe if you'd spent more time going to class instead of blaming the environmentalists, you would have discovered that the sun has been considered, but it is not enough to explain the warming trend. It is certainly a factor, though.

  13. To all danes except Lomborg by imrdkl · · Score: 1

    No insult intended. But I hope y'all can tread water.

  14. Re:woo by r_jensen11 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    You insensitive clod, as we all know, the earth has only existed for approximately 6000 years. We all know that the all mighty God set those dinosaur bones into the earth to make them appear to be 150 million years old, and that the sun revolves around the earth. Heliocentrists be damned!

  15. Re:woo by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Cue libertarian anti-environmentalist ranting and argumentative stupidity. Ooh maybe we'll see my favorite, "because there was climate change prior to man, man cannot cause climate change, as any occurrence can have one and only one cause".

    They have a point that the climate has had semi-wild swings in the past that probably killed a lot of species. However, a more practical concern is the impact of changes on people, especially agriculture. Billions of farmers may be displaced. And, places like England may no longer receive warm southern ocean currents and turn into a freezing Moscow-like place. Plus, hurricanes, floods, etc. may happen in places where they didn't before such that people are not prepared for them.

  16. Interesting times by Xiroth · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's going to be fascinating watching what happens over the next few decades, and how the governments and people of the world end up dealing with it. It could go all sorts of ways.

    1. Re:Interesting times by wall0159 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yup. Without wanting to be alarmist, here's what could happen:

      - massive displacement, disease, starvation caused by rising sea levels
      - increased weather volitility caused by warming oceans, resulting in harsher storms (Gulf of Mexico)
      - Oil wars
      - Widespead famine
      - New diseases, and existing diseases increasing their operational area (eg malaria)
      - Increase in fundamentalism, as people try to understand why these things are happening
      - Fingerpointing ('this is YOUR fault!') and more war
      - destabilisation of trade worldwide
      - destabilisation of democracies worldwide (also - don't think that this wouldn't be exploited. I imagine some of the fundamentalists would try to hasten the downfall of certain democracies)

      It's highly unlikely that climate change will eliminate humanity. However, it could easily destroy our civilisation. Easter islanders went from a reasonably sophisticated fishing society to a group of cannibals living in caves within about 100-200 years. Anyone who doesn't realise how fragile a civilisation is is deluding themselves.

  17. Re:Whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I went enough to class to realize that Humans can't control the sun. But clearly the sun is the driving force behind climate and the current warming trend. No amount of voodoo science about CO2 gas can change that fact. No matter how many hippies get in a circle and chant kumbaya.

  18. Yes they will melt and sea levels will rise. by carlmenezes · · Score: 1, Interesting

    It's nature's way of trying to cool the planet. It's called global warming in the short term, but it will cool the planet in the long term. Yes, mankind caused it.

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    1. Re:Yes they will melt and sea levels will rise. by BaseLineNL · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think God finally agrees that watercooling is indeed better. Imagine the silence we will have!

    2. Re:Yes they will melt and sea levels will rise. by mathmathrevolution · · Score: 1

      What are you talking about? In the long-run the ice won't be there which will decrease the albedo. This will contribute to higher temperatures.

    3. Re:Yes they will melt and sea levels will rise. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny thing though, the last few ice ages where not caused by humans.

    4. Re:Yes they will melt and sea levels will rise. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.pvbr.com/Issue_1/global12.htm/

      Quite interesting, despite its length.

      Those of you with short attention spans, and/or a lack of reading comprehension skills, don't bother.

      paste into address box in your browser, the auto link gives a 404...

      http://www.pvbr.com/Issue_1/global12.htm

    5. Re:Yes they will melt and sea levels will rise. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It's nature's way of trying to cool the planet"

      hmm... so nature is a sentient being?

  19. Re:woo by abigor · · Score: 4, Informative

    Your assertion contradicts the data. Can you give me a reference to back up your claim?

    Here is the real data: http://www.geo.unizh.ch/wgms/mbb/mbb8/sum0203.html As you can see, Iceland's glaciers are in a state of retreat.

  20. Remind me again why this is a bad thing? by Eagle5596 · · Score: 1

    The immediate effects of global warming include the destruction of NYC, LA, and New Jersey... the secondary effects include Illinois getting beach front property... Ok, why again is this a bad thing? (for the morons, my tongue is firmly in my cheek, but yes, the East Coast sucks)

    1. Re:Remind me again why this is a bad thing? by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      Florida goes before NYC and LA do. The downside is the loss of habitat for numerous endangered creatures. The upside is pretty much everything else.

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    2. Re:Remind me again why this is a bad thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nor will we have to worry about Levees breeching in New Orleans anymore, right?

    3. Re:Remind me again why this is a bad thing? by mrpeebles · · Score: 1

      This is actually a business oportunity. Its like when Lex Luthor bought property in Superman I, except that we don't need a nuclear warhead to turn it into valuable beach front poperty.

    4. Re:Remind me again why this is a bad thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because without the coasts, George Bush could win a *third* term as president.....

    5. Re:Remind me again why this is a bad thing? by Eagle5596 · · Score: 1

      What planet do you live on? Check it out dude (2004 election results)

      Republicans have a lot of costal support too. The midwest is a very strong democratic support area.

    6. Re:Remind me again why this is a bad thing? by Mspangler · · Score: 1

      "the secondary effects include Illinois getting beach front property"

      Illinois already has beach front property. It's on the East Side of Chicago north to Wisconsin, which also has beach front property.

      Lake Michigan is about 650 ft in elevation, so you can melt every glacier on the planet and still not reach it. Unless the area around Cairo is low enough to get flooded from the Mississippi backing up... Need map with elevation contours.

    7. Re:Remind me again why this is a bad thing? by ScriptedReplay · · Score: 1

      Ok, why again is this a bad thing?

      Because we will probably also lose Amsterdam and legal soft drugs? OTOH, a few thousand years of undersea cleaning might be enough for Downtown Manhattan, so you're right, not all is bad ;-)

    8. Re:Remind me again why this is a bad thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The midwest is a very strong democratic support area.
      Ummm, you're aware that blue is Republican on that map, right?

    9. Re:Remind me again why this is a bad thing? by Eagle5596 · · Score: 1

      You're aware that Illinois, Michigan, Minnesota and Wisconsin are in the Midwest, right?

    10. Re:Remind me again why this is a bad thing? by NoImNotNineVolt · · Score: 1

      The East Coast sucks but Illinois doesn't? Well, Illinois itself may have voted blue in 2004, but its neighbors sure didn't. I'd rather see the East Coast stick around some, we'd have a better chance (politically) of doing something about global warming.

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    11. Re:Remind me again why this is a bad thing? by Eagle5596 · · Score: 1

      Minnesota, Wisconsin and Michigan voted blue as well. The count for Iowa was suspended and never finished, so we don't truly know how they voted. Ohio was rigged by Diebold... other than Indiana, we're all united. (As a note, Bush has one of the lowest approval ratings in Ohio)

  21. Which data is correct? by karmavDogma · · Score: 3, Informative

    The ESA has data showing Greenland's ice mass getting bigger.
    http://www.universetoday.com/am/publish/greenland_ icesheet_growing.html?4112005
    I don't doubt that human existence is causing some changes in the Earth's environment, but I doubt we've hit the point of no return yet. Besides, if we're ever going to colonize nearby space, we'll needs lots of water. And since this is the only planet we know of to have vast amounts of liquid water (and certainly the only one we readily have access to), perhaps it's not such a bad thing that all the Earth's ice is melting. Adaptation has worked for our species before, I'm sure it can work again.

    1. Re:Which data is correct? by arivanov · · Score: 2, Interesting

      These do not contradict. The ice getting bigger means more ice being shed. It also in some cases will lead to the glaciers flowing faster. IANAG (I am not a glaciologist), but a heavier ice sheet may lead to more ice melting on the bottom. Overall - too early to say. More data is needed and more work to interpret it. So the jury on the overall long term balance of the ice sheet is still out.

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    2. Re:Which data is correct? by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      More data is needed and more work to interpret it. So the jury on the overall long term balance of the ice sheet is still out.

      An excellent summation. The important thing now is to get enough data to know what's really happening before we try to change it. If it turns out that global wamring is just a minor blip on the climate graph, we could end up swinging it too far the other way into a new ice age by trying to stop it. Not that I expect that, mind you, but we do need to look before we leap.

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    3. Re:Which data is correct? by SteeldrivingJon · · Score: 1


      Both are correct. Where do you think the coastal glaciers start, anyway?

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  22. Who needs winters anyways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People is miserable during winters.
    Utilities rack you up for their own good.
    Going to work every day during winter is a pain is the ....

    Melt those damn fuckers and carry on, the world is not gonna end for the sea level going up.

    And serves it right for the snobs with beach front properties.

    Is a win-win situation from any point of view, think about it.

  23. Re:Haw! Where's the Skeptical Environmentalist now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In any case, Denmark lies pretty pretty close to sealevel, as I recall.

    So the real cause isn't global warming, it's that damned cartoon!

  24. So "I" am DOOMED! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So I am doomed. The people on the NAZI Moon Bases and the illuminati Mars bases will survive this.

    *sob* - tightens tin foil hat.

  25. Put it in perspective by Stalyn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If all of the glacier ice on Greenland melted, worldwide ocean levels would rise 20 feet. I got this number from the history channel so I don't know how accurate they are with non-Hitlter based facts. Anyway the article says the current Greenland glacier melting accounts for a 0.5 mm rise in ocean levels per year.

    1 foot = 304.8 millimeters
    304.8 * 20 * 2 = 12,192

    So we have 12,192 years until all the glacier ice melts in Greenland assuming the rate is constant. We still have some time.

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    1. Re:Put it in perspective by ignorant_newbie · · Score: 2, Funny
      from tfp ( you don't even have to read the article to get it)
      at a rate that's doubled over the past five years.

      and you respond
      assuming the rate is constant. We still have some time.

      I know you can't be expected to read the article, but not even the post? I believe this marks a new low for slashdot.

    2. Re:Put it in perspective by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 1

      From the bbc article:

      "It was thought the entire Greenland ice sheet could melt in about 1,000 years, but the latest evidence suggests that could happen much sooner."

      And also: "Greenland's contribution to global sea level rise today is two to three times greater than it was in 1996." and "Over the past 20 years, the air temperature in south-east Greenland has risen by 3C."

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    3. Re:Put it in perspective by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      [...] I believe this marks a new low for slashdot.

      ... you must be new here.

      ;-)

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    4. Re:Put it in perspective by SeaFox · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If all of the glacier ice on Greenland melted, worldwide ocean levels would rise 20 feet. I got this number from the history channel so I don't know how accurate they are with non-Hitlter based facts.

      From TFA:

      "Virtually everyone agrees that the complete disappearance of the 2-mile-thick (3-kilometer-thick) Greenland Ice Sheet would cause an estimated 23-foot (7-meter) rise in global sea levels."

      So I guess the History channel was only slightly off.

      So we have 12,192 years until all the glacier ice melts in Greenland assuming the rate is constant. We still have some time.

      Isn't the whole point that the rate has doubled in the last five years and therefore it is not constant?

      If the rise in sea levels was .5 in 2005 and the rate has doubled in the past fixe years we sould assume the rate of growth will continue (I don't forsee things getting any cooler). That would imply a sea level gain of 120% the pervious year from the galciers.

      Y=(current year)
      R=rise in sea level (in millimeters)

      R=(1.2(Y-2005))(.5) so for 2015 the sea level will rise 6mm as a result of the glacial melt in Greenland, not half a millimeter.

      Unfortunately my math skills are too rusty right now to take the amount of sea level gain we would experience from the entire glacier melting: 7010.4mm and working this out into a predicted year it would happen based on a constant acceleration of the amount of melting occuring, and I should be able to: I'm sure that was covered in Algrbra II in high school.

      As far as pedicting the sinking of New York, one would have to take this into figures for the rest of the sea level rise. Remember, the Atlantic only rose .5mm from Greenland, but it rose 2.5mm from something else (a rate that may also be accelerating).

    5. Re:Put it in perspective by Stalyn · · Score: 1

      Actually I did the calculation assuming the rate of change will double every 5 years and the entire Greenland glacier ice will melt in less than 60 years. Discovering that figure I thought maybe it was better to assume that the rate of change has peaked. So yeah maybe the assumption that the rate of change will remain constant is not the best but to assume it will remain it's current acceleration is not by default a better one.

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    6. Re:Put it in perspective by Ibag · · Score: 1

      We might still have time before all of the ice in Greenland is melted (assuming the rate seems constant, which the article doesn't indicate is likely), but the effect of a rise of a foot would be huge, not just for global climate, but also for people living along the coast. At 3mm per year, that is a foot every century (again, assuming things remain constant, which is unlikely). That will be 6 inches in my lifetime. This won't just affect our grandchildren, it will affect our children, and most likely it will affect us.

      Saying that we have 12k years before all the ice in Greenland has melted is really not a useful statistic. It might be a million years before my bones completely decay, but that doesn't mean that I should not worry about driving drunk: what truly matters, as it affects me, will be felt much sooner.

    7. Re:Put it in perspective by FirstOne · · Score: 1

      "Actually I did the calculation assuming the rate of change will double every 5 years and the entire Greenland glacier ice will melt in less than 60 years. Discovering that figure I thought maybe it was better to assume that the rate of change has peaked. So yeah maybe the assumption that the rate of change will remain constant is not the best but to assume it will remain it's current acceleration is not by default a better one. "

      Peaked.. I don't think that is a good assumption..
      .. The hurricane overdrive trend is fairly new(1.5 years), indicating that GW effects might be on a exponential curve.

      Care to imagine what would happen if some decent summertime thunderstorms, (warm water), started passing over Greenland glaciers? The melt rate would increase >30 fold overnight.

  26. Re:Whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you that dense?

    Look, CO2 warming is basic science. CO2 in the atmosphere prevents certain forms of heat radiation from leaving the atmosphere. If heat doesn't leave the atmosphere, the atmosphere warms. This is not debatable.

    The sun does have cycles, and they do show explain some of the warming and cooling, but they can't explain all of it and they can't explain the distribution of warming and cooling on the planet in space and time (for example, why the arctic warms much more than the tropics, even though there is more sun in the tropics than the arctic or why the temperature difference between day and night has generally decreased). CO2 warming explains all of this, solar warming does not. Read up on the facts.

    And the environmentalists aren't the ones making this up. It's the scientists who, you know, actually do research, who actually gather the data and interpret it and run models. People who, unlike you, know the science behind the climate system.

  27. Who says climate change is all bad? by ipour · · Score: 1

    So lets see, the sea level rising means that Los Angeles, New York, and Miami all go underwater. And this is a problem why?

    1. Re:Who says climate change is all bad? by duke12aw · · Score: 1

      because i live there, thats why. NYC is a great place and i dont see why people dont like it. have you ever seen "the day after tomarrow" that movie sucked, but i think that is what will happen if we keep right wing nutjobs in office.

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    2. Re:Who says climate change is all bad? by r_jensen11 · · Score: 1

      Does this mean that after we take over Mexico again, we'll actually keep it this time, unlike the Mexican-American War? Sweet, the US is going to get cheap labor again!

    3. Re:Who says climate change is all bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where do you think the people will move? Or are you expecting them to just stay and drown?

    4. Re:Who says climate change is all bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Los Angeles, New York, and Miami all go underwater. And this is a problem why?

      Because our economy would go to shit overnight. Not to mention the enourmous loss of federal tax revenue.
      I'd say it would affect you "heartland" folks quite a bit more negatively than you'd like to admit.

    5. Re:Who says climate change is all bad? by jcuervo · · Score: 1

      One word: Katrina.

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  28. +1 Inciteful. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We, the Mighty Bloc of Socialist Slashdot Users (MBSSU), hereby instruct you to feel inciteful. Go forth and multiply.

  29. Managerial Moron! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At this point I don't care who or what is causing the meltdown. What I want are some realistic ways to mitigate the effects. Solutions, not finger pointing.

    That's just the statement I would expect from a freshly minted MBA. What a twat!

  30. Re:Whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scientists, knowing the science behind the climate system. Get out of here, until I find and see a weather reporter who can actually predict the weather for next week, I take this "voodoo science" worth a grain of salt. Obviously you've been drinking the coolaid. Again, basic science dictates that between CO2 gas a natural byproduct of almost all forms of metabolism is less likely to be the cause as much as a rapid increase in heat and activity on the sun. This doesn't take brainscience, well I guess it does if you blindly follow a bunch of no name hippie scientists with an agenda. For once, will some of you clueless leftists use your own brains, and realize the simplest answer is most likely the correct one?

  31. Global warming / Global dimming by haeger · · Score: 5, Informative
    I found this interesting link that talks about something called Global dimming. I've read some about it and it appears as if the global warming is faster now that a lot of countries have reduced their emissions that blocks sunlight, thus making the greenhouse gases even more "effective".
    It's a scary read. Some evidence seems to support that global dimming might be the cause of famine in Africa.
    There's a lot about the subject on google.

    .haeger

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    1. Re:Global warming / Global dimming by TeachingMachines · · Score: 1

      Global dimming was mentioned a while ago, with reference to the following thread:

      http://www.bbc.co.uk/sn/tvradio/programmes/horizon /dimming_trans.shtml

      Essentially, it suggests that if the airplanes stopped throwing their exhaust in the sky for a month or two, things would heat up rather quickly as the exhaust serves as a reflective blanket for a lot of solar radition. Pretty heavy stuff.

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  32. Now Denmark got a two front war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Muslims hate the Danes, and now they're on George W's radar...

    Step 1, Kick Denmark out of NATO.
    Step 2, Bomb their shitty country back to the stone age.
    Step 3, See if the ice is still melting on Greenland.
    Step 4, Ask the world community to join in since it's going shit creek.
    Step 5, ???
    Step 6, Drill for more oil in Alaska.

  33. BBC Article by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 3, Informative

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4720536. stm

    Btw, it is interesting that if you go to the Science/Nature section on bbc, there are 8 articles dealing with energy crisis/global warming currently, and that number was higher a few days ago when I first checked.

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  34. Re:Haw! Where's the Skeptical Environmentalist now by andersa · · Score: 4, Informative

    No it doesn't. This study only measured iceloss by looking at glacier thickness and velocity around the coast line.

    Inland the ice sheet is actually gaining thickness. There is always a different side to the story. The geophysics department at Copenhagen University, where I have studied (astrophysics though) has thoroughly confirmed this.

    Reference:
    http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2005-11/esa -eas110405.php

  35. Offtopic But Poignant None The Less by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mac OS X enters a virulent world. Enjoy. Linux soon to follow.

  36. Finally... by Comatose51 · · Score: 1

    Finally, Greenland will be green again! That's a lot of unoccupied ocean front real estate. Taking orders now -- PayPal accepted. Given the current rate of global warming and ice melting, expect your property to be ready in roughly 10 years, contingent on any future treaties, political climate changes (including but not limited to a Ralph Nader victory), ephiphanies among our politicans, or acts of God(s).

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    1. Re:Finally... by ignorant_newbie · · Score: 1

      >Finally, Greenland will be green again!

      not really. they called it that because of the green ice.

    2. Re:Finally... by Comatose51 · · Score: 1

      I meant that entirely as a joke but that's pretty interesting. Why is the ice green???

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    3. Re:Finally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The ice is melting, dummy.

  37. I propose... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    that we drag these glaciers to the tropics so that we can cool all the global warming with all the ice. Yeah, thanks! Please pass me my glass....

  38. 3mm a year and accelerating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Read the article closer, it's 3mm a year and accelerating. 0.5 is just the contribution at the from Greenland at the current rate of melting, which is substantially up from 5 years ago.

  39. Greenland Glaciers Growing? by JonBuck · · Score: 4, Informative

    Here is an article published last year:

    http://www.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/abstract/111 5356v1

    Recent Ice-Sheet Growth in the Interior of Greenland
    Ola M. Johannessen, Kirill Khvorostovsky, Martin W. Miles, Leonid P. Bobylev

    Abstract:

    A continuous data set of Greenland Ice Sheet altimeter height from ERS-1 and ERS-2 satellites, 1992 to 2003, has been analyzed. An increase of 6.4 ± 0.2 centimeters per year is found in the vast interior areas above 1500 meters, in contrast to previous reports of high-elevation balance. Below 1500 meters, the elevation-change rate is -2.0 ± 0.9 cm/year, in qualitative agreement with reported thinning in the ice-sheet margins. The spatially averaged increase is 5.4 ± 0.2 cm/year, or ~60 cm over 11 years, or ~54 cm when corrected for isostatic uplift. Winter elevation changes are shown to be linked to the North Atlantic Oscillation.

    1. Re:Greenland Glaciers Growing? by jcupitt65 · · Score: 1
      Did you read the article? This is talked about:
      Climate skeptics point to the buildup of snow and ice in Greenland's interior as evidence that the ice sheet is not thawing out. But Rignot and others said that the buildup is taken into account in the computerized climate models, as a meteorological side effect of the global warming trend.

      When all the effects are considered, the Greenland Ice Sheet's annual loss has risen from 21.6 cubic miles (90 cubic kilometers) in 1996 to 36 cubic miles (150 cubic kilometers) in 2005, according to Rignot and his co-author, Pannir Kanagaratnam of the University of Kansas. Their conclusions are based on nearly a decade's worth of radar data from the Radarsat-1, ERS-1, ERS-2 and Envisat satellites, as well as radio echo sounding experiments.

  40. Re:woo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That view doesn't really have anything to do with libertarianism.

    It's more the corporate apologist view. Yes, some of these people call themselves libertarians, but they're generally established-order types; they start crying for freedom only when government interferes with a company's right to steal public resources.

  41. Re:Whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jesus this is sad.

    Scientists, knowing the science behind the climate system. Get out of here, until I find and see a weather reporter who can actually predict the weather for next week, I take this "voodoo science" worth a grain of salt.
    Okay, you can't distinguish between some weather reporter with a communications degree and a climate scientist with a PhD who studies and researches the atmosphere for a living? You get out of here. Also, climate and weather are two different things. You can make abstractions in the climate that you can't make in weather. You don't have to, for example, model individual thunderstorms and other small-scale phenomena with the climate models because in the long run, they are entirely insignificant. This is much the same as how you can accurately model the motion of planets without taking into account the activity of individual atoms. Predicting day to day weather for specific locations (like your backyard) is like modelling atoms. Predicting long-term trends in general atmospheric paramters like the global average temperature is like modelling the motion of planets.

    Obviously you've been drinking the coolaid. Again, basic science dictates that between CO2 gas a natural byproduct of almost all forms of metabolism is less likely to be the cause as much as a rapid increase in heat and activity on the sun.
    No it doesn't. That may be the case, but it is not necessarily true. Sure, the sun's output changes over time but in order for you to be correct, the changes in output have to be greater than the changes in the Earth's energy budget caused by CO2. This may or may not be the case. It could go either way. Research so far has indicated that CO2 plays a greater role over time than changes in the sun's output.
    This doesn't take brainscience, well I guess it does if you blindly follow a bunch of no name hippie scientists with an agenda. For once, will some of you clueless leftists use your own brains, and realize the simplest answer is most likely the correct one?
    I am using my own brain. I even used to be a hardcore global warming skeptic. But over time, I realized that the balance of evidence really did indicate that global warming was occuring. It is very hard to ignore. But I suppose it's easier to stick your head in the sand and spout off ad-hominem arguments ("hippie scientists" -- even if they are hippies, science is science...you can review the evidence for yourself and examine their logic...nothing is stopping you. They might even be right, even if they are crazy hippies. But you've already decided that since they might be hippies (and you have no evidence that the thousands of climate scientists are all hippie leftists), everything they say must be wrong...great argument, really), than to accept reality. Too bad for you, I guess.

  42. So what assumptions would you make? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you want to do a calculation, you have to make some assumptions. So, what would you do, assume that the rate is exponential. Let's see your calculations that prove that the post you are responding to is wrong in its essential point; at the present rate of melting, the Greenland ice sheet is a non-issue. He stated his assumptions and your assumption that he didn't read tfa is unwarranted. He had to start somewhere.

    1. Re:So what assumptions would you make? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since the rate has been shown to accelerate, it seems rather pointless to make a calculation based on a fixed one, unless there is an ulterior motive.

      One would do such a thing only to attempt and render the issue as a no-problem, which is exactly what is attained by claiming that we have many, many years before we will be affected.

    2. Re:So what assumptions would you make? by Stalyn · · Score: 1

      Actually the point of my post is that we aren't fucked yet. If we can stabilize the rate of melting we will be okay. If we accept the calculations and assumptions from the article you discover we are pretty much doomed. Meaning the entire Greenland glacier ice will melt in less than 100 years. Therefore the majority of coastal cities will be flooded and inhabitable. I was just saying we aren't there yet.

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  43. Another one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not another global warming story!

    Help! Help! The sky is falling!

  44. Re:Whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you look at all this so called "evidence" it is easier to believe that these so called "scientists" are being bought off, simply to shove own people's throats enough guilt to make them severely and drastically alter their lifestyles. I guarantee you, the minute CO2 emissions were reduced, it wouldn't do a damn for global warming. Then they would say it was eating too many gassy foods, because of course Methane gas also is a greenhouse gas. I think this is a wild goose chase, aiming to blame humans for something that ultimately they are playing a very TINY role in. We like to blow our egos up, and make ourselves out to be all powerful, but ultimately nature, the sun, the whole universe is infinitely more powerful than we will ever be.

  45. The runaway greenhouse effect by EccentricAnomaly · · Score: 1

    No scientist living claims there's a way to stop global warming, only (perhaps) to reduce it somewhat.

    You can stop it by deploying a large structure in space that reflects some of the sun's light... or you can scrub greenhouse gasses from the atmosphere... or you can fill the atmosphere with dust like after a large volcanic eruption or a nuclear winter.

    There are solutions, but no money has been spent on developing them. This is because the policy makers either are incompetent or don't really care.

    I don't know what sort of science fiction you've been reading, but global warming isn't going to make the Earth uninhabitable, or even remotely so. That sort of thing is nothing more than alarmist bullshit.

    there are models which predict a run-away greenhouse effect. basically stuff like: north pole melts in summer, this stops deep ocean currents, this then warms continental shelf, which release lots of frozen methane into the atmosphere, frozen methane in the tundra is also released, the methane accelerates the global warming (methane is 2x as effective as CO2 or water in global warming). With all of this extra heat in the system, the climate could reach a new equilibrium at a much higher temperature than currently. People say this is far-fetched just because they don't want to come across as a crackpot, but the fact is depending on what the real values are for things that we don't know well enough to model right now, this could happen... and we don't know enough to exclude it.

    So the question becomes, why the hell aren't policy makers pushing to improve the climate models and to launch satellites to measure the unknown parameters so that we know if this really is a possibility?? Such an effort would cost as much as one or two shuttle launches.

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    1. Re:The runaway greenhouse effect by iamlucky13 · · Score: 1

      According to reports I've seen, the worst "runaway" scenarios that have any modeling behind them expect a 4-5 degrees C rise in average global temperatures and some increase in the local variability (the horrific "extreme weather" some people like to toute). It can't truly run away. The earth has to obey the 1st law thermodynamics, too.

      Why aren't policy makers doing more? Well, we're actually already doing a significant amount to understand the climate. Quite a few million dollars of government grants go to universities in the US every year, plus there's what NASA and the NOAA spends on weather related research. There are several satellites already dedicated to monitoring things like upper-atmospheric temperatures, sea levels and temperatures, atmospheric gas content, etc. Actually, the ESA tried to launch another one a couple months ago, but that didn't go to well, so now they've got to rebuild it. Given that generous estimates place the global temperature rise at 1/2 a degree over the last 120 years and contain quite a bit of uncertainty, it's hard to justify spending much more money than we currently are on this investigation when there's plenty of other places where resources are needed in this world.

  46. Re:woo by b17bmbr · · Score: 1, Informative

    Cue libertarian anti-environmentalist ranting and argumentative stupidity. Ooh maybe we'll see my favorite, "because there was climate change prior to man, man cannot cause climate change, as any occurrence can have one and only one cause".

    no, it's not stupidity, it's skepticism. the earth changes. the climate changes. thirty years ago, it was global cooling, a new ice age. now it's global warming. we don't know how much, if any, we've contributed to it, and, if we do can do anything about it. we might be able to alter it a few percent over the next fifty years, but at what price. and if we aren't the cause, then we're not the solution. there is lots of room for debate, it's not an absolute certainty. and truthfully, i'm not willing to risk our economic growth and security on a guess. and what about China, Russia, Africa, Latin America, et al. are they going to play by the rules established in "the west"? are they going to sacrifice economic prosperity so a few wealthy nations can once again dictate to the world how to live? hardly.

    the major polluters are exempt from kyoto. and even then, we'll make only modest impact if that. i for one would prefer to see technology and the free markets provide the answers. in some post modern fantasy world, man has become the creator of all things, the omnipotent force, when history has proven completely otherwise. man is subjhect to the whims of the earth, not the other way around. every day the earth is bombarded by the universes biggest nuclear reactor. (that's the sun by the way.) perhaps all the radiation has had an effect? maybe we should build a big canopy and just hide in the shade.

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  47. whats the problem? by geoff+lane · · Score: 2, Funny

    A vast new source of fresh water is available.

    Fresh water is lighter than sea water.

    Hence, all that is needed is a BIG plastic pipe to move all the fresh water south to irrigate the deserts of North Africa (it's downhill all the way :-))

    1. Re:whats the problem? by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Except for the "it's downhill all the way" part, this is nearly a reasonable answer. It would be too expensive to do, even just to get it as far a the St. Lawrence river would be unfeasible, but the problem is the freshwater mixing with the salt...if it could just be released at the bottom of the ocean instead of at the top it might be a good enough answer. Still too expensive to actually DO, but good try!

      Maybe it could be bottled and sold as "genuine glacier water"?

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  48. Re:woo by caffeination · · Score: 2, Funny

    You missed out those of us who are actually in favor of the acceleration of man's destruction of the environment! If you don't give us our cue, how are we supposed to know when to give our opinions?

  49. Er, don't throw away your lifevest just yet by imrdkl · · Score: 3, Informative
    That study boldly proclaims a net loss of 2cm/yr below 1500m, and conveniently omits steep inclines, and then to ice the cake (if you'll pardon the pun) declares a positive balance. This latest study sets the melt-rate somewhat higher than the Danes and Norwegians, if I understand correctly, not to mention the effects of erosion - and finds sheets in motion that have been stable, motionless, for literally thousands of years.

    When mean temperature is raised by three degrees, ice melts. It's happeing all over the arctic, and anyone who thought that somehow Greenland would somehow avoid the trend is, literally, all wet.

    1. Re:Er, don't throw away your lifevest just yet by andersa · · Score: 1

      But why is the thickness increasing inland?

    2. Re:Er, don't throw away your lifevest just yet by at_18 · · Score: 1

      But why is the thickness increasing inland?

      Increased precipitation due to more water evaporating from the oceans. It's a predicted consequence of global warming, and it's observed in quite a few places.

    3. Re:Er, don't throw away your lifevest just yet by HebrewToYou · · Score: 1, Interesting

      You've not read either The Skeptical Environmentalist nor that study particularly well, then.

      The ice is most certainly thickening in the center, something that is most peculiar considering the claims made by folks intent on assuming humans are responsible for global climate change. For heavens sake, why is everyone so arrogant to think that our species is capable of uprooting the climate cycle of a [b]planet[/b]?

      We should be conserving energy and controlling emissions, but we do not need to start assuming things that are still widely debated. In fact, we should be especially hesitant to believe any claims on how to maintain the status quo. We've not been so successful at manipulating nature thus far, so better we get re-acquainted with coexisting with it.

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    4. Re:Er, don't throw away your lifevest just yet by blakestah · · Score: 2, Informative

      For heavens sake, why is everyone so arrogant to think that our species is capable of uprooting the climate cycle of a planet?

      I know, the idea that there is substantial warming in the northern hemisphere seems strange too....

      Espcially when you look at this photo

      I mean, where could all that heat production be coming from?

    5. Re:Er, don't throw away your lifevest just yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The ice is most certainly thickening in the center

      This too has been modelled by global warming. A warmer ocean evaporates faster, leading to more precipitation. Precipitation falls on ice and freezes, but does so by transferring its energy to the ice, raising its temperature and making it that much easier to thaw. If nothing changes, the warming trend will reach the point where the temperature of the ice is already close to melting and the rain is much warmer than freezing, and then the opposite will occur: the precipitation will thaw the ice but in so doing, transfer its energy to the ice, becoming closer to freezing as it runs down the ice, and the center will begin to thin as the edges thicken. Once the center is no longer thick enough to support the edges, the edges will break away and become fairly fast moving glaciers, though they may not move far, depending on geography and how much warmer it is at the time this happens.

    6. Re:Er, don't throw away your lifevest just yet by LarsWestergren · · Score: 1

      We've not been so successful at manipulating nature thus far,

      Actually, we have been pretty successful when it comes to screwing it up. That is what we are worried about.

      For heavens sake, why is everyone so arrogant to think that our species is capable of uprooting the climate cycle of a [b]planet[/b]?

      I think this falls under the fallacy "Well, *I* don't understand that, so it can't be true". Look, moon and earth, same distance from sun. Earth - warm. Moon - cold. Difference? Greenhouse gasses. Now we on earth have been adding an enormous amount of greenhouse gasses into the atmosphere the last 50-100 years. So we might suspect that things might get warmer.

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    7. Re:Er, don't throw away your lifevest just yet by rseuhs · · Score: 1
      For heavens sake, why is everyone so arrogant to think that our species is capable of uprooting the climate cycle of a [b]planet[/b]?

      For heavens sake, why are somebody so ignorant to see that even comparably primitive societies (like easter islanders and the Mayas) have fucked up their environment so much that over 80% of their population died at some point in history?

  50. Re:woo by Dance_Dance_Karnov · · Score: 1

    the universes biggest nuclear reactor There are quite a few stars larger than ours.

  51. Use Snow Making Machines to Restore Glaciers by Ron+Bennett · · Score: 0

    Sometimes the old, simple technologies are the answer ...

    Perhaps running a large series of snow making machines drawing water directly from the ocean, or more ideally a fresh water source that deposits into the ocean, 24/7 may be the answer to lower sea levels.

    It wouldn't matter much where in the world this process is done, since water will find its level ... the key is finding an area that's natually very cold to deposit the snow and, ideally, is located near fresh water.

    Ron

    1. Re:Use Snow Making Machines to Restore Glaciers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem here is you violate the first law of thermodynamics. The energy needed to do this would further heat up the atmosphere and increase the rate at which the ice melts into the ocean. Think of the greenhouses gasses created to generate the necessary electricity for starters.

    2. Re:Use Snow Making Machines to Restore Glaciers by Kymermosst · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sometimes the old, simple technologies are the answer ...

      Perhaps running a large series of snow making machines drawing water directly from the ocean, or more ideally a fresh water source that deposits into the ocean, 24/7 may be the answer to lower sea levels.

      It wouldn't matter much where in the world this process is done, since water will find its level ... the key is finding an area that's natually very cold to deposit the snow and, ideally, is located near fresh water.


      Thanks for the laugh. The amount of power it would take to do what you suggest (not to mention materials for building the infrastructure) would cause so much fossil fuels to be burned that global warming would increase the entire time you were making snow.

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  52. Re:Move along, nothing to see here... by Cheapy · · Score: 1

    I honestly can't tell if that typo was a mistake or you just staying in character...

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  53. Re:woo by KingArthur10 · · Score: 1

    Believe it or not, Young Earth Creationists believe that Dinosaurs are large reptiles. Back then, everything was vegatarian (this is coming from a professor on Creationist Science (oxymoron, I know)), and as such, nothing died for quite a while. Reptiles grew large and they are what we call dinosaurs, since reptiles are in a constant state of growth. They also use this as the argument to why humans lived so long....everything lived in harmony. Now that beasts eat eachother and disease has spread, animals are smaller in size and humans do not live as long. Yeah, in my opinion, crackpot science, but that's what I was told at a lecture by a Young Earth creationist.

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  54. Re:woo by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 1

    What?! You dare suggest the Earth was created by our Lord as round?! You will burn in hell, Heathen!

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  55. Umm... by brian0918 · · Score: 1

    How about this?

    1. Re:Umm... by iamlucky13 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yep, seen it. Now scale that to absolute temperature...or even the average background temperature of space, since that (in addition to atmospheric transmittance and global emissivity) is the prime factor affecting heat transfer away from the earth. When you do that, you'll find the graph looks pretty darn flat. My point is not that the temperature is not changing, but the graph blows it a little out of proportion. Also, you don't directly address the parent's point, because all of the points used to generate that graph are averages taking from millions of wildly varying data points taken globally each year. This variation is what he was referring to.

    2. Re:Umm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The average global temperature of space? What the fuck are you smoking? You do realize that there is mostly nothing up there, past a certain point? Even as LEO there is just a tiny fraction of atmosphere.

      If there's nothing there, how can it have temperature? It can't! That's the answer! Noting cannot have temperature!

      Our temperature loss to space is purely radiative. There is NOTHING to conduct heat to... That is what Newton's laws of heating and cooling describe. Do you see a string attached to the moon or something, thinking perhaps that's where our heat goes...by conduction?

      Our radiative heat loss is dependant entirely on the temperature of our planet. The hotter it gets the more it radiates, just like everything else. Our mean temperature is mostly determined by how efficiently we absorb and re-radiate heat from the sun, and from the comparably infinitesimal amount of energy coming in from all other directions in the form of electromagnetic radiation. To a smaller degree, our temperature is determined by the amount of radioactive decay that occurs in our soil. If the sun shut off tomorrow, we would become very cold suddenly, but the core would remain hot for some time to come! No worry for the mole people who live on radioactive underground cabbages!

      To a *****MUCH***** smaller degree our planet is cooled by the evaporative loss of gaseous atoms from our atmosphere--almost like steam from a cup of coffee... However, compared to radiative heat loss, this effect, again, is infinitesimal--and assumes that we lose more atoms than we gain, which is simply not the case. Our planet gains mass from comets and dust constant floating around out there, and they bring kinetic energy with their impacts--heating our atmosphere a tiny bit when they hit! But the net effect is so small that it's just as well to consider it Z E R O.

      If you actually understood the science behind the graphs, all of us would have a better time agreeing with you!

    3. Re:Umm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know why I am even bothering to reply to an AC, but if you understood heat transfer, you would know that I'm not talking about Newton's law of cooling (conduction), I'm talking about radiation, which is driven by temperature difference to the fourth power (roughly). Basically, because there is nothing up there radiating back to the earth (except the sun) at a higher energy (temperature is a measurement of essentially energy per heat capacity). If there were matter up there warmer than the earth, the net heat flux would be positive and the earth would warm up (well, that's over simplified, but view factors and stuff are a lot to explain). Instead, the net heat flux (not accounting for the sun) is negative and energy is radiated out into space. Some of it will be absorbed by the matter out (yes there is matter out there, mostly hydrogen at extremely low densities and temperatures, but with some energy nonetheless), and some will just keep on going out to infinity, where the temperature is taken to be zero.

    4. Re:Umm... by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "because all of the points used to generate that graph are averages"

      Yes that is to be expected, climate is not weather it is the long term statistics of weather. Here is a much more indepth look at the hockey stick.

      "My point is not that the temperature is not changing"

      If you follow the leads in the link you will come across an article entitled "what if the hockey stick were wrong", it explains that the IPCC conclusion that the earth is warming can stand without the graph.

      I also think you may be confused as to how "heat" radiates away from the Earth.

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  56. Chicken little of the present... by enmane · · Score: 0

    The ICE is falling, the ICE is falling!

    Between this as evidence and the US wanting to sell their ports to the UAE I'm thoroughly convinced that those that run a country and those that inhabit said country are completely disconnected. It should be interesting to see what happens when pandemonium sets in within a country that has an extreme number of arms and complete resentment for the "have" by the "have-nots".

  57. Back the horses up there by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    You think that libertarians are against environmentalist? Not so. In fact, I became a libertarian, because the other parties are jokes about it. from libertarian, we would allow such things as ANWAR and western drilling, BUT we would hold the companies to strict environmental conditions. If they pollute the ground water, then they would not just be fined, but would have to clean it up. If they go under, well, so be it (i.e. NO BANKRUPTCY). In addition, we would hold individuals LEGALLY responsible. That could mean civil as well as criminal. In fact, we would hold gov. officials responsible as well.

    Now, does whatever party that you serve do that? No. The republicans are allowing total drilling everywhere. But they will not hold anybody responsible for causing an environmental issue. The dems avoided the issue by saying no drilling at all. Both are assinine approachs and irresponsible.

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    1. Re:Back the horses up there by abigor · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, libertarians believe everything should be private property, so things like national parks would be privately owned - and free to be divided up and sold. In theory, ANWAR would be private property also. So as long as no neighbours were affected by, say, polluted water, then the sky is the limit regarding damage because hey, they own it.

      Libertarians should stick to the social freedoms thing, because they have lots of good arguments there. When it comes to protecting habitat, what they propose is thus far unworkable because of their simpleminded view of the world.

    2. Re:Back the horses up there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While this is just a theory, I'd bet that the Libertarian label parent poster refers to would be Neal Boortz..

      Libertarian principals are just what the US needs. It's sad to watch a country suffer from the "two party" cancer. The most aggrivating thing of all is the masses, in their blind state of denial, refuse to acknowlege the existance of said cancer.

      To each his own.

    3. Re:Back the horses up there by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Liberaltarianism is about having the market run everything and not the government. Government regulation is the problem and not the solution.

      Yes liberaltarians are anti-corporate too but they just down want to do anything about it as the government is the real problem.

  58. Please mod parent up by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 1

    ...and in my experience, the 'one cause' fallacy is usually uttered by environmentalists.

  59. Here's what I predict is going to happen by ScrewMaster · · Score: 0

    Over the next century or so, all the "environmentalists", "green lobbies", "tree huggers" and miscellaneous Luddites around the world will succeed in their unrelenting quest to reduce the level of greenhouse gas emissions (and, incidentally, industrial output) to levels they deem "safe" for the environment. Their efforts will cause massive economic dislocation, of course, with the deaths of millions on their hands as the world's industrial machine grinds to a halt. All this in the name of "saving the environment".

    However, it will turn out that the environmentalists were right all along. Man was the cause of Global Warming. None of which will matter in the long run, as the new Ice Age that's been held at bay for centuries due to Man's greenhouse gas production overwhelms the tattered remnants of civilization.

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    1. Re:Here's what I predict is going to happen by mathmathrevolution · · Score: 1

      Here's my prediction: America's energy barrons will hire thousands of PR men to counter the mounting evidence of global warming by selling them entirely baseless and asinine theories like yours. American capitalism will continue to optimize for next quarter's profits while rejecting any policy that would address the problems of global climate change.

    2. Re:Here's what I predict is going to happen by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      You know, it would be of great comfort to me if the average Slashdot poster could learn to recognize a fucking JOKE when he or she reads it. Lighten up. You'll live longer.

      Sheesh.

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    3. Re:Here's what I predict is going to happen by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      Luddites were not anti-technology but anti-starvation.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luddite

      Perhaps you meant neo-luddite.

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    4. Re:Here's what I predict is going to happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not saying you're incorrect, but if you'd like to be taken [more] seriously by a large portion of /. society (and society as a whole) I'd really suggest that wikipedia not be the primary source of authoritative reference. I personally question everything anyone links to from there and wind up having to check and cross check everything just because some pimply faced dweeb can sit around changing information at will.

      Wikipedia is a hobby, not a reference.

    5. Re:Here's what I predict is going to happen by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      that's true

      Wikipedia isn't my source of info in such matters, just a convenient place to link to, though I did read it first to see if it concurred with my opinion/bias.

      The Luddite movement started here in my home town, Nottingham, so I have some personal attachment to the subject. I also have the modern industrial world's first factory near by in Matlock

      http://www.andrewspages.dial.pipex.com/matlock/mil ls.htm

      As to what the /. world thinks of me, it is meaningless.

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  60. Hubris at its finest by suitepotato · · Score: 0

    is when the human race looks at present trends and extrapolates back and forth in time, nothing matches the evidence, so they twist the theory in its fine points with ever more tortured logic so that the ultimate reason for the theory and pre-ordained conclusion fit.

    Most don't even go that far and simply take a near religious pov and simply insist "it is so".

    They then discover signs of ancient ruins on the continental shelves under water and it takes forever for it to click that in the really ancient past mankind was already here, so was the ice, and the water levels were in the neighborhood of three hundred feet lower. Oops. Doesn't fit. Let's discard that. Especially since mankind couldn't possibly have caused it since they didn't have dirty, nasty, evil, western technologies to do it.

    Ice age not really over? A so-called "interglacial"? Nonsense. Mankind ended the ice age and is destroying the world. Get ready for Venus.

    Simplistic thinking in the masses urged by muckrackers jonesing for a set of results that justify their politics and sensibilities and you can guess what gets funded based on that. Try to prove the opposite and you're condemned. Simple logic and investigation and sticking to the old line of proper science, "we don't really know yet, but we're looking at it" should be the rule of the day but that's not glamourous and doesn't get you a show on Discovery Science Channel. Doesn't get the cover story of Discover or Scientific American.

    I miss when science was just science and not politics and policy and glam. Not that it matters. We'll probably be succeeded by generations that will find our environmentalism nonsense and have survived waves of iceball Earth followed by hothouse Earth. For a people supposedly so advanced we certainly seem to be bound tightly to our own parochial exprience and unable to break free to look at the long long view we logically and scientifically know to look at. And so we keep saying, "if present trends continue..." despite knowing full well that they never do because if they did, by the time we were five we would be sixteen.

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  61. global warming by taskiss · · Score: 0

    global warming has been occuring since the last ice age 10 thousand years. there were 4 ice ages hunmans have been able to tell occured prior to the last ice age.

    we're still not as warm, globally, as we have historically gotten during the warmest period between ice ages.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_age

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  62. Re:woo by Matt+Perry · · Score: 1
    prometheon123 wrote:
    Yep, and Iceland's glacier's are ADVANCING at 100 yards PER DAY.
    abigor wrote:
    Can you give me a reference to back up your claim?
    Sure, here's your reference.
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  63. How is this doubled?? by AlienGoods · · Score: 1

    ...indicate that Greenland's glaciers have been dumping ice into the Atlantic Ocean at a rate that's doubled over the past five years. Greenland Ice Sheet's annual loss has risen from 21.6 cubic miles in 1996 to 36 cubic miles in 2005.

    How is this a doubling in 5 years. This is an increase of a factor of 1.67 (67%) in 9 years. Please note, I don't have a problem with the data, just the combination of poor English and piss poor math. If the data above doesn't represent the whole truth, then include the data that does.

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    1. Re:How is this doubled?? by LocalH · · Score: 2, Informative

      They're saying that the rate itself doubled, not the total loss.

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    2. Re:How is this doubled?? by Chrondeath · · Score: 1

      Both figures were annual losses; doesn't that mean the rate went from 21.6 cubic miles per year to 36 cubic miles per year? Same problem, it's still not doubled...

  64. It's not just a big block of ice, right? by imrdkl · · Score: 1

    A sheet is a dynamic entity, with different climates and temperature zones throughout. Balance is the key, and while it's clear that the Danes and Norwegians, in their eminent study, _thought_ that the sheet was in balance last year, this latest study just as clearly indicates that is no longer a foregone conclusion.

  65. Re:Whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All you're doing is making blind accusations. Global warming obviously can't be right, so the scientists must of course be hippie leftists (you have no evidence for this) or we are just stroking our egos (but what about the evidence that we do have for GW? That doesn't just go away, you know), or the scientists have been bought off (again, show the proof) or whatever. You don't have a single leg to stand on. If the best you have is that it's some liberal conspiracy, then you've got nothing. Not a damn shred.

  66. Wait! I've thought up a nonsense research flaw! by malsdavis · · Score: 2

    Wait for it, I'm sure the redneck ramblers have some obscure and insignificant point to bring to our attention which completely nullifies this research and shows global warming is not actually occuring. Thats right, it's all just an invention of the Democrats (not that they seem particularly motivated to do anything about it) and they have just bribed 99% of the worlds scientists (the rest work for Exxon).

    1. Re:Wait! I've thought up a nonsense research flaw! by anphanax · · Score: 1

      Just some food for thought,

      Yes, there are people who are ignorant to the facts you're aware of regarding Global Warming. I understand why people are leary of it myself, as there have been way too many people crying wolf over the years, and nothing painfully obvious happened (stuff did happen, but was it adaquetly reported in major news outlets? Like good old GE's NBC?) It makes sense to me that you have people quoting sources that are shady. They may see people who talk about Global Warming as nothing more than alarmist nutcases. And you're sure not helping with by implying that they're all anti-democrat rednecks (this alone makes me doubt you even know what a "redneck" actually is, but I bet you don't care either. Who cares if we misuse words? Let's just let the English language go to hell...) I understand your frusteration with this, but it doesn't help to make people angry. It's little things that can affect who gets voted into office and who doesn't. It's smart to be on your best behavior. The Republicans have a "culture of corruption" thing they need to shake off, but don't think for a second you've got an instant victory in the house/senate in 2006.

      As someone else here once said:
      "Each person may have his or her own opinion, and they are rightly entitled to it. However, it is never acceptable to advance an opinion in a spiteful, vicious way."

    2. Re:Wait! I've thought up a nonsense research flaw! by malsdavis · · Score: 1

      Sorry if I caused offense, it was not my intention. I've just read too many posts trying to put-down large peer-reviewed research projects by very good scientists by trying to find idiotic flaws which most of the time the actual research paper makes note of anyway.

      Being British, I don't really care too much about who wins a US presidential/senate election. It is slightly wierd how fundamentalist the Republicans seem to be these days (for such a western country anyway), but I guess its up to you guys how you want to live your lives. We do hear a fair bit in the media about the whole "culture of corruption" in American politics. Personally I don't understand why companies are allowed to fund candidates in the USA at all, that seems to be totally out of keeping with the spirit of democracy to me.

      A redneck is like that guy Cleatus of The Simpsons right?

  67. Uh...Vodka? by jav1231 · · Score: 0

    This doesn't bode well for that Vodka company that extracts its water from icebergs.

  68. Better Get Out The Winter Gear by chromozone · · Score: 1, Informative

    Areas of rising temperatures trends are real enough but much of the attention given to it is neurotic. We live in societies where moral decay and character deterioration are in morbid, accelerated states. Human nature being what it is, many people not only deny this but they champion such deterioration as "progress". In this dynamic, nagging guilts and anxieties that are suppressed get transferred and fixed to other threats real and/or imagined. People with internal threats fixate on external ones. Acute, cataclysmic global warming is an example. We are more likely on the verge of a deep chill

    With regard to global warming, the "hockey stick" mathematical model used to generate the Kyoto nonsense has been proved wrong. Global warming junk science imposes prejudicial, static, data profiles on dynamic processes. One thousand year periods with notable temperature changes are flattened artificially and recent fluctuations are magnified and held up in isolation (hence the "hockey stick" graph profile).Recent changes in solar activity gets ignored by sensationalists, and data from flawed temperature collections get a pedestal.

    Temperature changes are part of a dynamic process, and the extrapolations based on static "snap shots" of often flawed readings are weird. Many areas in North America and Europe are temperate because of the Gulf Streams warming effect. How many polar ice cubes need to melt before that warm water is reduced and cold temperatures increase?

    Legitimate studies show that rising temperatures are often followed by cooling periods (which can appear in a very sort time). We are all probably better off getting ready for another "little ice age".

    Cataclysmic "gas worries" of the Kyoto type are bizarre. Even the enthusiasts describe only a temperature decline of 0.02C and 0.28C by the year 2050 - and that is no doubt optimistic.

    No doubt we have temperature rises but the emissions bit is psychotic. We have a lot of people who are polluted inside themselves but look outside. Egotistically they think they are at the center of huge, complex global functions. The alarmist junk science that permeates the media is more related to psychological dysfunction than any real global trend. The condemnatory
    "boutique politics" that arise from such junk studies should be isolated to the MTV/Greenday nitwits. That so many "manchurian candidates" in the higher levels of media, science and politics should compulsively conform to the same nonsense is a lot scarier than ice water.

    If this upsets anyone emotionally then know that is how a person becomes in suggestible in the first place. We have real serious threats before us. Tellingly, the people most likely to rant about gasses also minimize the real threats at hand.

    1. Re:Better Get Out The Winter Gear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If this upsets anyone emotionally then know that is how a person becomes in suggestible in the first place. We have real serious threats before us. Tellingly, the people most likely to rant about gasses also minimize the real threats at hand.

      Yes, anyone who disagrees with you is CRAZY! Also, you have not bothered to prove that these undefined "real threats" have casual link to the problem being discussed. Excellent logic! Your argument suffers from lack of citations and proof. Please outline clearly "the real threats at hand"


    2. Re:Better Get Out The Winter Gear by pellenys · · Score: 1

      Very literate essay, but prone to waffle: Sir, the post would be much improved if you could indicate what these "real threats" are. Then we can compare with the suggested threat of global warming, and thus discover if your post is making any point whatsoever.

    3. Re:Better Get Out The Winter Gear by susa-no-o · · Score: 1
      Interesting... there may be some truth in the psychological bits. People in many fields are predicting a disaster, a catastrophe, impending doom -- it makes sense that this is related more to their psychological state than actual scientific research in their specific fields.

      The scientific bits are absolute nonsense. The idea that the recent warming trend indicates an impending little ice age is laughable. His statements regarding the 'hockey stick' climate change graph are completely wrong. It didn't artificially flatten previous changes in temperature, they just appeared flat because the recent change in temperature has been so big. Further, the 'hockey stick' graph was not used to generate the Kyoto protocols, they used many different studies from many sources. Even if the 'hockey stick' graph were disproven, there would be still be plenty of evidence that the world is getting warmer.

  69. Its the British olympic team! by ross.w · · Score: 1

    They're trying to warm things up so they can win more medals at the Winter Olympics!

    (obscure Goodies reference)

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    1. Re:Its the British olympic team! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please provide a better refernce for those of us who still believe they were better than the Pythons...?

    2. Re:Its the British olympic team! by ross.w · · Score: 1
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  70. Oh, I think I've read as much as I need to by imrdkl · · Score: 1
    A planet, according to him (and you, apparantly), is just too darn big for us puny humans to fuck up, right? That's just silly.

    I respect your good intentions, w.r.t. conservation and what not, but in the end, your attitude will only contribute to the problem, which needs a more active solution. As to manipulating nature, perhaps you need to expand your horizons a bit. It's been done, and it works.

    1. Re:Oh, I think I've read as much as I need to by HebrewToYou · · Score: 1

      Active Solutions are what lead to the downfall of nature, such as what has occurred in Yellowstone National Park over the last several decades. It is a crying shame that we still allow people to pave our way to hell with their good intentions. We need to come to terms with what our species requires to continue growing and what it takes to ensure a habitat that is sustainable. What we do not need is a bunch of politicized pseudo-science dictating our course of action.

      All the folks so intent on speaking out against the GWB administration should have burning ears right now...
      ...either you recognize the world for what it is -- a terribly complex and mystifying place -- or you don't, and we all wind up getting fucked in the ass because of it.

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  71. Not Good For Low-Lying Islands by Wellerite · · Score: 5, Informative

    Islands like Kiribati and Tuvalu in the Pacific ocean have already been experiencing rising sea-levels over a period of 13 years according to a tide-gauge project run by Australia's Bureau of Meteorology.

    The rate of about 6mm (0.236 inches) per year is quite slow, but it is significant for low-lying islands like these ones.

    1. Re:Not Good For Low-Lying Islands by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 2, Informative

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/467007.stm
      Anyone know anything about this? Its supposed to be the oldest sea levl mark known, and has shown no rise. Is this bullshit?

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    2. Re:Not Good For Low-Lying Islands by Wellerite · · Score: 2, Informative

      Don't know about that one, but Australia's Department of Environment and Heritage has data, going back to around 1900 showing 12 to 16 cm increases in sea-levels in the 20th century.

    3. Re:Not Good For Low-Lying Islands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try reading the article you are posting.

      "From all the evidence we know it was the high water level at that time - it's like the difference between mid-tide and high-tide. He's wrong."

    4. Re:Not Good For Low-Lying Islands by Zonnald · · Score: 1

      Because you read the article. You may have noticed that this was a opinion from Dr David Pugh, from the Southampton Oceanography Centre.

      It goes on to say that the results (of the data collected) had not been published at the time. Does anyone have a follow up to that 1999 BBC story?

  72. A couple of things to think about before... by gd23ka · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ... taking off your sandals and striking yourselfon the head until you bleed:

    http://www.physorg.com/news10978.html

    Warmer than a Hot Tub: Atlantic Ocean Temperatures Much Higher - Scientists have found evidence that tropical Atlantic Ocean temperatures may have once reached 107F (42C)--about 25F (14C) higher than ocean temperatures today and warmer than a hot tub.

    Ooops.. and that was normal back then? With oceans like that how much ice do you think was floating in them?

    http://solar-center.stanford.edu/sun-on-earth/vars un.html

    Mike Flaugher: It is my personal belief that with the beginning of Sunspot Cycle 23, we MAY be entering into a period of climate disturbance similar to that in the early 1800's, and POSSIBLY like that of the three major disturbances of the last millennium, the Wolf, Sporer and Maunder Minimums. The latter possibility we will not know with certainty for several decades. Solar Cycle 23, however, appears at this time poised to begin a major downshift in solar levels which may well cause reactions in the stratosphere and, through mechanisms now being studied as illustrated in some of the articles above, a series of reactions in the lower atmosphere. I believe that the manifestation of these changes may soon be felt as a shifting of weather patterns of moisture, dryness, and temperature.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/ne ws/2004/07/18/wsun18.xml&sSheet=/news/2004/07/18/i xnewstop.html

    Global warming has finally been explained: the Earth is getting hotter because the Sun is burning more brightly than at any time during the past 1,000 years, according to new research. Dr Sami Solanki, the director of the renowned Max Planck Institute for Solar System Research in Gottingen, Germany, who led the research, said: "The Sun has been at its strongest over the past 60 years and may now be affecting global temperatures.

    "The Sun is in a changed state. It is brighter than it was a few hundred years ago and this brightening started relatively recently - in the last 100 to 150 years."

    Ooops. How are we going to turn down the Sun?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medieval_Warm_Period

    The Medieval Warm Period (MWP) or Medieval Climate Optimum was an unusually warm period during the European Medieval period, lasting from about the 10th century to about the 14th century. It has been argued a better name would be the Medieval Climatic Anomaly. The MWP is often involved in contentious discussions of global warming and the greenhouse effect.

    Ooops. We've obviously already have been there - much to the chagrin of one or the other faction trying to justify social change by predicting dire climatic consequences. These factions - as the Wikipedia goes on - of course are hard at work trying to find ways to paint the current warming trend as something novel and unique even in view of literally rock-solid past evidence. The Wikipedia is another btw another good starting point for the debate between the global cooling/warming factions and the CO2 doomsday prophets.

    While we're at it:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holocene_Climatic_Opt imum

    Some more warming in timeframe of 9000 to 5000 years B.P (Before present, before 1950 CE that is):

    The Holocene Climate Optimum was a warm period during roughly the interval 9,000 to 5,000 years B.P.. This event has also been known by many other names, including: Hypisthermal, Altithermal, Climatic Optimum, Holocene Optimum, Holocene Thermal Maximum, and Holocene Megathermal.

    Temperature variations during the

    1. Re:A couple of things to think about before... by Paua+Fritter · · Score: 2, Interesting
      http://www.physorg.com/news10978.html

      Warmer than a Hot Tub: Atlantic Ocean Temperatures Much Higher - Scientists have found evidence that tropical Atlantic Ocean temperatures may have once reached 107F (42C)--about 25F (14C) higher than ocean temperatures today and warmer than a hot tub.

      Ooops.. and that was normal back then? With oceans like that how much ice do you think was floating in them?

      It seems so! Clearly there was precious little ice floating around in those oceans 100M years ago, and I'd hazard a guess that sea levels were many metres higher than today.

      Interestingly, the scientists concerned drew the alarming conclusion that the current CO2-induced global warming may turn out to be much worse than is currently predicted. From the article:

      If the scientists' interpretations of past ocean temperatures and carbon dioxide levels prove accurate, actual future warming from elevated atmospheric carbon dioxide concentrations may be much greater than predicted by the [current] models, the scientists reported.
  73. 100,000 Year Cycles Are A Given by BoRegardless · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Someone said "Nothing is constant except change." Get used to it, and learn to be a Darwinian survivor or become extinct. Is there more to say? Yup. But do not pretend that long term cycles DO NOT exist, and that those LONG TERM are so dramatically large in terms of varying solar input to the Earth's atmosphere, that they will not and can not dramatically alter Earth's climate over time. It is a fact these changes have ocurred regularly and will ocurr again.

    The Earth's circular to elliptical orbit changes, the Earth axis tilt off the Solar plane, and the Precession of the Earth's spin axis all cause changes which seem to be at the root of a 100,000 year cycle. This has been seen in the Vostok ice core samples going back 500,000 years in Antarctic ice by measuring CO2 variations on the repetetive 100,000 year cycles (or nearly so).

    Without man's influence these cycles and the "Ice Ages" ocurred regularly and repeatedly, and I propound that they will continue again, and I see nothing man is capable of doing to stop the cycles. Man might speed a cycle up by a few years or decades or slow it down, but I see no chance to "stop it".

    Believe me? No. Start with the Milankovitch cycles and other data on this page http://www.aos.wisc.edu/~aos100-2/clim/>

    No matter what the U.N. or the U.S. or all the countries of the world do, the weather will change dramatically, the sea levels will rise and fall, as will CO2 levels, and man will make little dent in this cycle.

    1. Re:100,000 Year Cycles Are A Given by cruachan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Let's put it nice and simply, the changes being seen at present are different in degree to any previous change that can be measured or inferred.

    2. Re:100,000 Year Cycles Are A Given by BoRegardless · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The Greenland Ice Cores showed changes in climate in eons past which suggested changes in ocean level that could have been many meters change in JUST 10-20 YEARS. So the prior record does show changes "different in degree to any previous change that can be measured or inferred." as you put it. Thus I postulate that our political entities of the U.N. and individual country's governments of the world are NOT the ones to be issuing the demands on people for change. We are only a short decade or two into documenting what is going on, and still have a long way to go. It is a long stretch between seeing a "Super Nova" (like at Galileo's time) and then finally having the knowledge and experience to be able to model and know the basis for what happens with a Super Nova. We know change in ice caps are ocurring, but putting them in perspective, understanding their true nature (including how the temperature change at the surface over say a century, affects the base of the ice hundreds-thousands of feet below. Heck, we still have permafrost in some U.S. and Canadian locations a few feet underground from the last ice age. Seeing is one thing. Understanding true causation is ENTIRELY ANOTHER THING.

    3. Re:100,000 Year Cycles Are A Given by cruachan · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      "Thus I postulate that our political entities of the U.N. and individual country's governments of the world are NOT the ones to be issuing the demands on people for change"

      Ah right, so what we're dealing with here is not Global Warming, but the New World Order and a surfeit of Black Helicopters

    4. Re:100,000 Year Cycles Are A Given by Trespass · · Score: 1

      If you automatically assume anyone who disagrees with you is either stupid or paranoid, you are depriving yourself and the the other of a chance to both learn and teach.

      I do not this that an event of this possible magnitude is free of political opportunists on both sides. The cold war is over, and the opportunity to influence environmental policy would give both the UN and Non-Aligned Movement influence of a sort they've never really had before.

    5. Re:100,000 Year Cycles Are A Given by gdmellott · · Score: 1

      From what I've gathered, that statement is quite valid as far as we can functional grasp around it presently. Part of what may cause some of the significant swings may involve the methane ice that is under ocean sediment and in permafrost. Should temperatures rise much, it will get released, and there is millions of tons of it as I understand it. Obviously, the effect is to greatly enhance the thermal blanketing effect of CO2. I cannot see precise how it could be done presently. Yet should automation, in space particularly, take a strong foot hold, mining and process of the Moon's resources may allow the creation of a method to limit or enhance the amount of sunshine reaching the earth. I suspect the L2 LaGrange point, where one could potentially be in gravitaional balance between the earth and sun may be a place of interest. Or polar orbiting mirrors that would arc nearly straight up in the sky at sunrise or sunset could enhance the sun's input.

    6. Re:100,000 Year Cycles Are A Given by cruachan · · Score: 1

      give both the UN and Non-Aligned Movement influence

      Err, yeah right.

      So, given the choice between a great deal of scientific evidence and opinion for global warming, which incidently includes BP, one of the world's largest energy companies, and a global conspiracy so the "UN and and Non-Aligned Movement" can increase their influence you're going with the global conspiracy theory?

      Must admit this is the first time I've heard of the Non-Aligned Movement being cited in these fantasies. Kind of odd really given that according to Wikipedia the Non-Aligned Movement includes the Gulf States, Venezuala and Nigeria - indeed actually the whole of OPEC.

      Perhaps you'd care to explain what motivation OPEC countries would have in supporting a global warming conspiracy?

    7. Re:100,000 Year Cycles Are A Given by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

      Can nobody see the Irony in this statement; "The Greenland Ice Cores showed changes in climate in eons past which suggested changes in ocean level that could have been many meters change in JUST 10-20 YEARS. So the prior record does show changes "different in degree to any previous change that can be measured or inferred.""

      At this rate, there won't be any Greenland Ice that lasts past July -- so how could a similar warming period be in the ice cores? You have to have permanent ice that gets added to.

      This whole issue is very important because we are looking at "trigger events" that accelerate the increase in water levels. When the ice sheets broke off from Antarctica, they unplugged the flow of glaciers into the ocean -- a simple but powerful concept was realized then by climatologists; "ice doesn't have to melt to raise water levels." If you get the ice from the land masses into the oceans -- they take up about the same area frozen as melted. The same thing is happening in Greenland... a slight increase in melt-water lubricates the slide of ice into the ocean. So increased melting is multiplied by increased ice flow -- more perhaps than a doubling.

      Then we have the melting of the Siberian perma-frost. The mud and percolation of methane create a better heat trap than the ice cover -- increasing the melting. The Siberia may increase the level of natural greenhouse gases by 50%.

      So the un-natural changes are accelerating natural changes -- the global warming may soon become "non-linear." This is the biggest crisis facing the world right now. The second biggest is the mob run US government -- which is doing nothing to address the problem.

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    8. Re:100,000 Year Cycles Are A Given by nagora · · Score: 1
      If you automatically assume anyone who disagrees with you is either stupid or paranoid, you are...

      Tony Blair!

      TWW

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    9. Re:100,000 Year Cycles Are A Given by susa-no-o · · Score: 1

      cruachan, I appreciate what you tried to do, but it was obvious to me from the original comment that this guy was nuts. 100,000 year cycles because of the earth's 'circular to elliptical orbit changes'? Yeah, right.

  74. I thought it would be the opposite by voxel · · Score: 1

    Take an empty glass.

    Fill it half way with ice.

    Add water until its full to the top.

    Wait a few hours for the ice to melt.

    Where is the water level? It should be way down because ICE displaces MORE space than WATER. .... Wtf am I missing? How can melting ice cause the earths water level to go UP?

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    1. Re:I thought it would be the opposite by Bob+of+Dole · · Score: 1

      Take a cup of water, and fill it half way.
      Put a bunch of ice on a surface next to the ice, and wait for it to melt.

      Hey, the water level went up...

      The ice isn't IN the water right now, it's on the land. When it melts, it'll run into the water. It's not a case of a bunch of frozen and liquid water turning into all liquid, it's two sets of water: Frozen (on land) and liquid (in the sea). When the ice melts, it'll join the sea (which'll then contain more water)

    2. Re:I thought it would be the opposite by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      Where is the water level? It should be way down because ICE displaces MORE space than WATER. .... Wtf am I missing? How can melting ice cause the earths water level to go UP?

      The glacers aren't presently in the ocean, they're on land. All the melt goes into the ocean, adding to the total volumn.

      Fill a glass half-full with water. Balance a flat sheet of glass over half the top, and put some ice on it. Let the ice melt and watch the water flow into the glass. The level will rise.

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    3. Re:I thought it would be the opposite by voxel · · Score: 1

      yeah, that makes much more sense.

      For some reason I was assuming this ice was floating

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    4. Re:I thought it would be the opposite by lazy_lightning7 · · Score: 1

      Anybody thought of getting the ice out of greenland and freezing it on a freezing facility somewhere on land. Another solution would be to take the exact amount of water from the seas and oceans and get it onto land and pour it over dry and arid deserts of the earth. Perfect!

  75. Re:woo by b17bmbr · · Score: 1

    you're right. but as far as our solar system goes, it is. maybe I should have said the milky way?

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  76. Re:woo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    and truthfully, i'm not willing to risk our economic growth and security on a guess. and what about China, Russia, Africa, Latin America, et al. are they going to play by the rules established in "the west"? are they going to sacrifice economic prosperity so a few wealthy nations can once again dictate to the world how to live? hardly.

    Say the US Congress and Senate specifies within the framework of the law that all imported and domestic vehicles sold in the US have to make a certain MPG benchmark(or be hybrid?). How would this sacrifice our economic prosperity? It seems like it would actually cheapen the cost of goods because energy prices would decline(or at least their rate of growth would decline) because the rate of growth of demand would be lessened.



    man is subjhect to the whims of the earth, not the other way around.

    Past temperature changes on earth may have been caused by massive events like an astroid hitting the earth or a large volcano blanketing the atmosphere with ash. Increased carbon emissions are not random events but deliberate actions that we partake in everyday(forest depletion, combustive energy harvesting). If it is shown that our small contributions add up in sum to an equivalent of a large event, then why is it not wise to curtail our behaviour in a thoughtful way to prevent this from happening(if we can?)?



    every day the earth is bombarded by the universes biggest nuclear reactor. (that's the sun by the way.) perhaps all the radiation has had an effect? maybe we should build a big canopy and just hide in the shade.

    If the ozone hole depletion had not been rectified, perhaps you might be living under a canopy these days in order not to die horribly of skin cancer. Also, I think you meant solar system and not universe.

  77. Re:woo by Dance_Dance_Karnov · · Score: 1

    we don't have the largest star in the galaxy ethier. :P

  78. Re:Finally... [my crackpot threory] by layer3switch · · Score: 1

    Viking ==> Brute (horny) Man ==> Woman playing hard to get ==> Man makes green cash ==> Man gives diamond to Woman ==> Diamond becomes woman's best friend ==> Brute (horny) Man becomes just Brute Man ==> Woman calls diamond "ice"

    Hence Diamond = Ice = Cash = A lot of Green

    All the men living in Greenland, we know your pain!

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  79. dead wrong by gd23ka · · Score: 1

    There's not a hell of a lot of science behind the "climate systems" mainly because there is not a hell of a lot of hard fact. Climatic models may well be good enough for forecasting the weather two or three days into the future but that is the state of the art. The models you are talking about are based on theories and having theories is what _these_ scientist get paid for. Up to now a CO2 based doomsday theory was a sure winner but nowadays the market is too saturated creating openings for solar-CO2 hybrids or pure solar theories, computer models and research inclusive.

    1. Re:dead wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, there is a BIG difference between climate models and the day-to-day weather models (which actually do surprisingly well in forecasting the weather two to three days out, in spite of the fact that the weathermen do their damnedest to make it look like it's impossible to forecast the weather more than 6 hours into the future). These two classes of models are very different and as such you can't take the accuracy of one class of models as proof of the validity of the other class of models. Sure, the GFS and European models (short and medium range models) suck past about 6 or 7 days, but the climate models, which don't worry about the mundane details such as where specific low-pressure systems track or how warm it'll be in Albany, NY on Monday, can do a much better job years and decades into the future. They've been tested on past data and shown to do decently well, although by no means perfect.

  80. And here's the effect of this new information by The+Master+Control+P · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It will have no effect on people who already believe global warming is happening other than confirming what we believe.

    People who have a vested interest in the world not moving to combat global warming (like energy company lobbyists) will cite the fact that the climate has changed in the past, claim this accelerating melting is part of that natural change, and use it as an excuse to do nothing. When the effects of global warming become too sever to ignore any longer, they will feign ignorance, claim noone could have seen it coming, then demand a silver bullet-type solution from the same scientists who have been telling them what needs to be done for decades, but were ignored because the executives possess a shortsightedness bordering on myopia (that is to say, their utter inability to see beyond next quarter's profit goal).

    Am I psychic, or just really, really cynical?

    1. Re:And here's the effect of this new information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Am I psychic, or just really, really cynical?

      No, you're boring and just rehashing what has been said before. Now, do you have anything to add that is worth our time?

    2. Re:And here's the effect of this new information by BoRegardless · · Score: 1

      So far, I see acknowledgement of change, to one degree or another depending on what is cited.

      What I do NOT SEE, is quantification of whether the U.S. alone (the EU isn't too happy to change, and China simply will not, and the Brazilian peasants will not) can change physical factors which will stop the change or delaying for a specific period of time, and then the cost of that change.

      I argue that any effect the U.S. can do will NOT ALTER THE LONG TERM CYCLES.

      No nation is going to bankrupt itself voluntarily, to try to achieve something which is not known to be achievable. If we do not have sufficient mathematics or historical data to prove reasonably that we have a chance to stop an adverse event, then why even postulate a futile try. That is sort of a suicide compact to comitt to change that which is capable of just overwhelming you, with no amount of effort you have at your disposal.

    3. Re:And here's the effect of this new information by woolio · · Score: 1

      Am I psychic, or just really, really cynical?

      Nope, you probably just fall into the small group that can be described as "observant". Are you talking about climate changes or recent US events?

      Remember what 1st grade was like? Remember the kids that would only act in their interest and never take responsibility for their actions? The ones that would wine and cry when they got caught? Well, I think they got BS degrees in Business or Marketing and are running our companies!

      On another note, I saw a "Stretch Hummer" today. Looked about 3/4 of a School Bus in length. It saddens me not that there aren't government regulations against such vehicles, but that enough of the public demands these vehicles.

      I bet most people don't know what "Tragedy of the Commons" means... If they did, the word wouldn't exist.

    4. Re:And here's the effect of this new information by Detritus · · Score: 1

      People who have a vested interest in the world moving to combat global warming (like environmental activists and so-called progressives) will claim this accelerating melting is evidence of human-caused change, and use it as an excuse to advance their agenda.

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  81. Skepticism by John+Bayko · · Score: 1

    "no, it's not stupidity, it's skepticism."

    Skepticism can be stupid, if the stakes are high enough. Example:

    "Those two headlights heading towards me at high speed could be a bus that will kill me, but they could be two motorcyles that will pass harmlessly on either side of me. I think I'll stand here until I know for sure."

    1. Re:Skepticism by groomed · · Score: 1

      "Those two headlights heading towards me at high speed could be a bus that will kill me, but they could be two motorcyles that will pass harmlessly on either side of me. I think I'll stand here until I know for sure."

      Were it so simple. In your example there is no benefit to remaining where you are and no penalty for stepping aside. In the real world the benefit of the status quo is huge and the penalty for change enormous.

    2. Re:Skepticism by ozmanjusri · · Score: 2, Insightful
      In the real world the benefit of the status quo is huge

      And in the real world, a faceful of high velocity bus is still terminal, no matter what benefits you've managed to stuff in your pockets while it was on its way.

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    3. Re:Skepticism by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      How about this scenario then

      "There's a Big Mac tethered to the road which I am enoying eating, those two headlights heading towards me at high speed could be a bus that will kill me, but they could be two motorcyles that will pass harmlessly on either side of me. I think I'll stand here until I know for sure."

  82. Clarification - UN Climate models by imipak · · Score: 1

    To the best of my knowledge there's no such thing as "U.N. climate models". The IPCC , which is a UN sponsored organisation, exists to draw together, collate, evaluate and present other studies - the work done in the field over the previous five years, in fact.

  83. Are you serious?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you actually not read anything, is this the first slashdot reference to this you have seen, have you failed to follow any links the past couple of years?? Get REAL will you. Here it is. National Academy of Sciences. Antarctic ice cores to greenland glaciers, all across the planet, all the credible studies. The major official braintrust in the US is there, peer reviewed, as in "peers", dudeds who do this for a living, and they get a check REGARDLESS of what they find out. Get it? You go and look what they have accumulated. Come back next month or in a couple months when you are done reading.. There's two topics they are adamant on, to the point of issuing editorial statements, to shut up the loons, fundies, and denialists. One is evolution, the other is the reality of global warming/rapid climate change (which is more accurate). The third editorial major policy statement lately is to tell the government that if they continue to let loons, fundies and denialists run things in this nation that have anything to do with important technology or engineering, that it will destroy the economy in the US. Not just mess it up, *destroy* it, obliterate it, bring about the renaissance of the new dark ages. Make the US a third class nation if we are lucky, maybe even have to invent FOURTH class.

        They only debate now on rapid global climate change is whether it will suck, or suck hard. And that's it. The "suck" level is pretty bad, the "suck hard" level is OMG madmax bad. It's so far proven that it's their official editorial policy now, to set the record straight and get on with dealing with it. You want to argue anymore, YOU need to write an academic peer reviewed paper that completely refutes all the others. It's like 99 to 1 now, and the 1 is pretty fringe, so you have your work cut out for you. You can get some media coverage too, easy, call up Rush Limbeau, get on his football, cigars and fringe fascist double digits IQ politics show. Any place else you are going to be laughed at.

  84. Polar bears are a problem too by VampireByte · · Score: 1

    Polar bears are heavy and undoubtedly put a large amount of strain on the ice.

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  85. British Petroleum on Global Warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If one of the world's largest oil companies thinks global warming is real and vows to adjust its business to this reality, what are the odds that Global Warming isn't happening?

    http://www.bp.com/sectiongenericarticle.do?categor yId=9002327&contentId=3072035

    1. Re:British Petroleum on Global Warming by cdn-programmer · · Score: 1

      IMHO BP has embarked on their "Beyond Petroleum" advertising campaign is in part because they realise they are in trouble and are running out of oil. If we check their filings we find the amount they have spent on non-oil energy is insignificant. The amount of energy they supply from non-petroleum energy sources is also insignificant.

      I called their public relations people and asked them what they were proposing for an energy source other than oil and gas. This was when I first saw the commercial of a brightly lit gas station - fueled by what? I dunno?

      Their response was that the commercial should not have been broadcast in my area.

      Yup - heads in the sands.

      Part of this is so that when they make their massive profits having shut down much of their Exploration part of the business (which is quite expensive) people will think they are developing a replacement energy source.

      About the only viable alternative in the short term is nuclear.

      However - people can and should insulate their homes to about R50 in the walls and R70 in the ceilings. Also insulating shutters which close automatically at night (when nobody is looking out the windows anyway) can be installed.

      Those people who are most worried about CO2 emissions and global warming should lead the way by (1) re-insulating their homes (2) shutting off their furnaces and (3) stop driving their cars.

      They might also want to look into placing their office in their homes so that we don't have to have two (2) heated buildings to do what can be done with one. Since I have personally had an office in my house for the last 25 years and I don't drive a car at the moment I do happen to know it can be done.

      Also - I make more money than most people. And I don't have to waste 2-3 hours a day commuting in rush hour traffic. Its also very nice to be able to pop out any time I want for a coffee with a friend or to run an errand when all the businesses I need to deal with are open.

      In the long run I'll probably live longer too since I don't have the daily stress most people think is "normal".

      While I am on the subject... I was able to walk my kids to school and spend time with them when they were little. Now they are young adults. I never experianced any of the problems I hear in the news that people experiance with teenagers. There was no rebellion, no drugs, no drinking. Instead I was treated to seeing the kids getting scholerships, developing businesses, hiring other kids, creating employment and yes - paying lots of taxes too.

      It is much easier to be involed with your family when you have an extra 2-3 hours per day that most people don't have and the simplest difference was not having to make a daily commute.

  86. Re:woo by prometheon123 · · Score: 1

    On the contrary to Mr. Perry's assertion that I'm being playful, I'm quite serious. Read Michael Crichteon's State of Fear. It's a good fictional account wrapped in facts that global warming, at best, is still a theory. Here is more evidence. http://brunnur.stjr.is/embassy/geneva.nsf/form/con tent.html?openForm&wt=4B0130312E30332E30352E303000 4C01454E4700

  87. So is my reasoning here incorrect.... by Berserker76 · · Score: 1
    ....but as far as I understand, excessive melting of the glaciers dilutes the water in the North Atlantic, thus stopping the North Atlantic current that right now keeps most of Europe a moderate temperature.

    So if the current stops, the temperatures drop, thus you will have accumualtion of ice/snow and the glaciers come back with a vengence. I would assume because of global warming this will occur...we would perhaps have smaller ice ages that do not take tens of thousand of years to start/ finish, but rather maybe decades...

    So am I correct here or am I missing something??

    1. Re:So is my reasoning here incorrect.... by arkhan_jg · · Score: 2, Informative

      If the atlantic conveyer slows or stops, then northern and western europe will get colder. All sorts of changes will happen.

      The global temperature will still go up overall though. Changes will include an increase in temperature near the equator, and reduced rainfall in the existing temperature zones, causing big effects for farming. Storms will get more powerful, and sea levels will rise.

      As with any big complex system, you introduce more energy (temp=energy), the system gets more chaotic. We can't say with certainty what will happen, or when exactly it'll happen, but it won't be fun or cheap to deal with. You won't see a decades cycle for glaciers though, as the system doesn't change that fast. We're starting to see the effects of 100 years of huge amounts of CO2 being pumped into the atmosphere. The effects will carry on getting worse for decades, even if we drastically cut emissions now. If we don't, we just make things even worse for our children and grandchildren. I think they're really gonna hate us for not doing anything about our ongoing mess, even though we knew what we're causing.

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    2. Re:So is my reasoning here incorrect.... by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1

      "I think they're really gonna hate us for not doing anything about our ongoing mess, even though we knew what we're causing."

      What, you think they want us to give up all *THIS* (points to piles of Walmart-purchased plastic convenience) or *THIS* (points to 3400sq ft home) or *THESE* (points to 5.2L 7passenger SUV x 2)!

      Common! Really! WHO WOULD GIVE UP ALL THIS WONDERFULL STUFF!

  88. Simply... by Llywelyn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    > For heavens sake, why is everyone so arrogant to think that our species is capable of uprooting
    >the climate cycle of a [b]planet[/b]? ...because the idea that we cannot do anything at all--that humans can only sit back and watch the planet change--is scarier than the thought that we might be causing it.

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  89. PV is not the only way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Solar thermal for electricity takes nothing more than shiny metal and being able to bend shapes with it, low tech at best. Nothing exotic to it, no unobtaniumtransoxide silicon wafers with catalyst, none of that, and you can get electricity from conventional steam turbines then, using the concentrated solar heat. There's already a few medium sized projects out there, and some really huge ones going in that use concentrated solar heat.

  90. Re:woo by b17bmbr · · Score: 1

    okay, is it at least fairly large? it is certainly by far the largest one 93 million miles away.

    i hope!!!

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  91. ETA on global warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    According to all our current models, global warming will occur TWO DAYS BEFORE THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW.. OH SNAP...

    That episode rocks

  92. Re:In other news... by jcuervo · · Score: 3, Funny

    Come on, now you're just being lazy. Put some effort into it.

    "People curious about computers start running Linux. They start writing kernel modules, device drivers, GNU software. They start creating little Lego Mindstorms projects. Eventually, they start overclocking. The effects of overclocking on global warming are rather like the effects of cow methane: if a single cow in Iowa rips one, no matter how bad it smells, it probably won't contribute much to global warming. However, if all the cows on the planet simultaneously fart, we have a problem. In other words, Linux is responsible for global warming. The Film Actor's Guild (F.A.G.) was unavailable for comment at press time, but it is well-documented that Alec Baldwin endorses Linux and encourages members of FAG to use the popular operating system: 'All FAGs should run Linux', he is quoted as saying."

    (Sorry, just having a bit of fun. :-))

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  93. Re:woo by Dance_Dance_Karnov · · Score: 1

    by far the largest inside of a 93 million mile radius ^_^

  94. [OT*10^128] Re:Who says climate change is all bad? by jcuervo · · Score: 1

    Oh, man, that is a shitcan of worms that I'm not even gonna try to open up in this thread. :P

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  95. We are already in an interglacial by Intraloper · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The starting point for anthropogenic warming is at temperatures already very, very near the the highest seen in over 650,000 years, based on available data.

    Yes, global climate changes. But no, it has not changed into the realms we are moving into, at least not within the time span of the evolution of our species, or of almost all species now on the planet. We are moving global climate into new regimes.

    The speed of my car changes all the time, too, But that does not mean I can put my foot to the floor when I'm already doing 75 mph, and expect things to remain all right for very long.

    1. Re:We are already in an interglacial by gdmellott · · Score: 1

      I cannot verify all the details, yet they seem valid in general. The amounts you speak of I'm sure of. (NASA will surely get a better handle on it with more and more of their satellites measuring things). The point I wish to assist here is that, there are many sources of energy not being used, that probably would not be that hard to use. The roiling ocean for one thing. Just a six foot wave has well over 1000 Watts of power for every foot of its length (when worked acrossed one wave length). From what I hear 20-30 foot waves in storms are not uncommon. And the North Pacific is noted as being storm breeding territory. That puts Alaska's Aleutian Islands right in the middle of it, as I figure it. During WWII the made ships out of concrete. Sounds like the ideal way to go to make a power generation system to me. (If one had the Moon's wealth of titantium for rebar they might have lasted longer than they did.) Limestone for concrete is very common. One might even solidify piles of sand in the desert with salt, by purifying sea water and make mounds that peak with an limestone oven to make concrete. Korea and Alaska have 20 foot tides. Thats up and down then up in 12 hours, in general. I can imagine using a long piece of drill steel attached to paddles and floats and periodically anchored to the bottom of a tidal basins inlet and a sheet likewise anchored that restricts the flow to the top few feet by being tied to floats. A 2' head of water would give about 150 lbs of pressure on a paddle for every foot of its length, as I figure it. And if one needs to worry about animal getting through, I'm sure with some care and time, there would be ways to do that also. Using the same sheet anchoring process, one might make something similar to the gates in the Panama canal, where even a whale could use it. Geothermal is no joke either, I hear that Mammoth Lake in California, may be heading for becoming a volcanoe again. Then its not a matter of how much heat, its just a matter of how and when. Shoot, with the way video displays are going, some people may not note the difference if they lived undergound, anyway. Growing food under LED lighting may even be easier, once one gets the space for it. And making diamond for drilling tunnels, etc., is no mean feat anymore either.

  96. WE already HAVE changed teh planet, it large ways by Intraloper · · Score: 1

    A large increase in the atmospheric concentration of one of the major temperature regulating gasses, over a 30% increase in CO2 and still rising rapidly, is due entirely to human inputs of CO2. We KNOW that, there is no question about that. Our planet is as warm as it is because of atmpspheric CO2. Without atmospheric CO2, we would be a ball of ice. We have just made a major alteratiin, in just about a century, in the concentratin of that gas, to levels WAY outside anything oserved in well over half a million years.

    Arguing that we cant drive global processes is simply absurd, in the fact of even just this one fact.

  97. for the bazzillionth fricking time!!!!! by Intraloper · · Score: 1

    All together now"

    CLIMATE IS NOT WEATHER!!!!!!!

    We have trouble predicting WEATHER more than a few days out.

    But I can guarantee you that when I fly to connecticut tomorrow, I will need a winter coat and not summer clothes. And I can guarantee you that when I fly there in July, that I will NOT need a cold-weather coat but I will need warm weather clothes clothes.

    THAT is climate, and we routinely predict climate for months, years, decades, and even centuries into the future. We do this every time we plan a trip to florida for december, and we do the planning in july, for just one of literally countless exmaples.

  98. Environmental Terrorism! by SirBruce · · Score: 2, Funny
    Bush Administration Accuses Greenland of Environmental Terrorism:

    http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/?itemid=1516&cat id=9

    Bruce

  99. Re:Not Good News For New Orleans by cdn-programmer · · Score: 1

    New Orleans has also been experiancing rising sea levels for the last several 100 years.

    Er...

    The Mississippi rive delta has been experiancing rising sea levels for the last several 100 thousand years and oil companies routinely drill oil wells into it.

    Could it be the built the city on the River Delta? Could it be the river delta is sinking? Could it be some low lying islands are sinking?

    Could it be that sea level is actually lower at the height of an ice age?

    Could it be that the planet moved out of an ice age about 10,000 years ago?

    IMHO when we get a measurable change over a few million years then maybe we have an inkling something is going on. Besides which - the planet is cold now and has been for about 30 million years.

    IF the planet warms up soon - and this is a really big IF because we have had over 20 ice cycles in the last 2 million years and are presently in an interglacial - then IF the glacial maximum we just left is the last one (I think this is very unlikely) then we will be better off for it!

    As fossil fuels run out we will have to move to a sustainable energy economy. One of the consequences of this is that oil and gas will not be available to heat our homes.

    Each and every one of our Global Warming folks should lead the way to sustainability by shutting off their furnaces. Next they should stop driving their cars.

  100. Dihydrogen monoxide is the worst greenhouse gas. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1
    It alone accounts for the majority of the green house effect.

    To make CO2 significantly change the environment (in models) you have to ASSUME a strong positive feedback on dihydrogen monoxide atmospheric levels.

    My approach to the problem would be to assume the strong temperature/water vapor feedback and try to make it fit historic data. To date they have not. They are all too busy forcasting to bother backcasting.

    Backcasting is the process of validating computer models by having the model accuratly predict past events.

    Computer modelers that don't attempt backcasting are ALL POLITICAL HACKS. I say this with years of experiance running power system models. We routinely took models/datasets as presented by opposing teams and showed them to return crazy results in historic simulations.

    On second thought, on review of my power systems work. I'd like to revise the above statement.

    Computer modelers are ALL POLITICAL HACKS. Computer modelers that don't attempt backcasting are ALL INCOMPETENT POLITICAL HACKS.

    --
    John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  101. Re:woo by abigor · · Score: 1

    Er...this is from the link you gave me: "During the past decades, however, they have markedly thinned and retreated owing to a milder climate, and some of the smaller ones have all but vanished."

    Okay, are you just kidding around? First you cite a Michael Crichton novel, then you give me a link that directly contradicts your assertion. I thought you were being serious - I guess I missed the joke here? Maybe I'm not so great at picking up sarcasm.

  102. Mod parent up! by cdn-programmer · · Score: 1

    Given my latest experiances with the moderations around here I will not be surprised if your very excellent well thought out and well written post gets moderated as a "troll"

      http://science.slashdot.org/~cdn-programmer/

    "Mod parent up! Friday February 10, @06:32PM 1 2, Troll"

    This of course is done in the interest of suppressing ideas and information and is done by people who cannot handle critisisms.

    My tag line should read "If you want to win the argument then pick the right side before you open your mouth".

  103. Re:woo by abigor · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Ah, I just read your post again, and I noticed the "still a theory" remark, always a dead giveaway of someone who doesn't understand the process of science. So you weren't just kidding - you actually, really cited a Michael Crichton novel as "evidence" against the hard data that was measured in Iceland. The mind boggles.

  104. It is not constant - it doubled in five years by dsfox · · Score: 2, Informative

    To use similar, but more reasonable logic to the previous poster, if it continues to double every five years, that means the entire 6096 mm will be gone in x years where

        2 ^ (x / 5)= 6096
        (x / 5) log 2 = log 6096
        x = 5 log 6096 / log 2

    or 63 years.

  105. Re:WE already HAVE changed teh planet, it large wa by Delta+Vel · · Score: 1

    Do you know what percentage of atmospheric gases is CO2?

    0.035%

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth's_atmosphere (Pie chart a little bit down the page.)

    Let's say, just for argument, that the amount of CO2 in the atmosphere doubles. Then it makes up 0.07% of the earth's atmospheric gases.

    This is not going to kill us.

    "Carbon emissions for U.S. territories range from 9 to 12 million metric tons per year." http://www.eia.doe.gov/oiaf/1605/gg99rpt/appendixa .html

    One metric ton is 1000 kg.

    "Volcanic activity now releases about 130 to 230 teragrams (145 million to 255 million short tons) of carbon dioxide each year." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volcano

    One short ton is 2000 kg.

    Let us compare. US activity gives off 18-24 million short tons, volcanic activity 145-255 million short tons, of CO2 each year.

    How much can we affect climate change if our entire CO2 emission is 1 percent of that of a single natural source of CO2?

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  106. Re:Dihydrogen monoxide is the worst greenhouse gas by rewinn · · Score: 1

    So what if water "accounts for the majority of the green house effect" ? That's like saying, "I get the majority of my calories from meat and potatoes, so having another candy bar doesn't matter."

  107. Not All Glaciers Melting (Good News From Oregon!) by rewinn · · Score: 2, Funny

    Are you worried that melting glaciers may raise ocean levels, inundating coastlines and triggering massive damage?

    Fear Not! NASA scientists have discovered a glacier that is not only not melting, but actually growing!

    It is, of course, the glaciation on Mt. St. Helens. It had been blown away a few years ago, but it is now growing back!!!

    So Panic Not! All we need to do is detonate a few thousand volcanos in Greenland, Siberia and Antarctica: problem solved!

  108. Right concern, wrong conclusions by Tau+Zero · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Not that I agree with kraut, but I've got plenty of disagreements with you.
    The only way to stop global warming were for the people of the world to collectively reduce their usage of energy and lower their standard of living.
    Desperately poor people do more damage to their environment, even at the expense of their viability. Proof: Haiti.

    (this should be too obvious for me to have to say it but...) The only way to stop global warming is to reverse the flow of greenhouse gases into the atmosphere. This is not the same as reducing energy use. We can use all the wind power we want (1.2 TW available in the CONUS alone). We can use nuclear. We can do something about sources of nitrous oxide and methane (a bugaboo that hits Europe hard). We can even burn coal as long as we stuff the carbon back underground where it came from. We can wrap our houses in really good insulation to keep heat in instead of burning fuel to replace losses.

    just remember that our great and global civilization wont be the first to have underestimated their effect on nature.
    Oh, definitely true.
    I believe we are PAST the point of no return.. at this point we might as well just try to find ourselves another planet, or work on technologies that make sure our civilization can survive the future.
    The thing to do is use the same capabilities which let us change things so far in the direction they've gone, and instead use them to change things back.

    Have you looked at the Keeling curve? The seasonal swings in CO2 concentration are still much bigger than the annual rise. If we could grab enough of that carbon before it goes back into the atmosphere and stash it away, we could level the trend. Think about possibilities for a while, and study (starting with chem and physics). No telling what you might come up with.

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  109. So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Greenland was much warmer when it was originally discovered and settled. Where do you think it got its name?

    Sounds like maybe the climate there is just singing back toward the other end of its natural cycle.

  110. Re:woo by youroldbuddy · · Score: 1

    And have been for the last few thousand years from what I gather. Heard a localglacier expert talk about it on the radio a few years ago (here in Iceland). Not that I dont think global warming is a danger.

  111. Shrink? Grow? WTF? by M0b1u5 · · Score: 1
    Sweet Baby Jebus, I wish I had a dollar for every time some greeny gets upset about a fucking glacier shrinking - or growing! They freak out when they melt, and they turn around and freak out if they're growing!

    Look, you can't have it both ways!

    I'm far more inclined to believe that glaciers shrink and grow in a rythmn entirely their own, on a time-scale that depends on a million things. Hell, 10 years ago the greens in New Zealand were panicing because Fox Glacier was retreating at some god-forsaken, never before heard of, world altering rate - and now that self same glacier is growing at some god forsaken, never never before heard of and world altering rate! And guess what? They're spinning out!

    When the glacier was shrinking, it was "Global Warming Is Dooming Us All". Now it's growing, and hey, it's "Global Warming is Dooming Us All".

    I think from this we can take the following information:

    1) Glaciers shrink sometimes
    2) Glaciers grow sometimes
    3) We don't know dick about where, when or why
    4) We should shoot all those who profess to know the answer to #3.
    5)????
    6) Profit

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  112. % changes in CO2 are almost meaningless. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1
    CO2 greenhouse effects are lost in the noise of all the other green house gasses (water vapor is 1st, CO2 is down the list a good way).

    Someone upthread said there was a 30% increase in CO2 levels in the last 100 years.

    That's about .3% increase in greenhouse effect (assuming it's measurable).

    Addressing the feedback assumptions in the models is the core of the technical arguement regarding mankinds contribution to global warming.

    Assume large positive feedback and the sky IS FALLING.

    More realistic assumptions lead to less threatening conclusions.

    Which models do you think get the air time? The funding?

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  113. Re:Not Good News For New Orleans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A strawman argument followed by inconsistent arguments, sheesh.

    For one the data isn't just for New Orleans, so trying to show how it might be an exception really doesn't matter. The second is that you first say we should measure changes over long times and then quote that temperatures from long ago. I realise you perhaps mean we should take the mean of the current temperature rises spread out over a few million years, but that really is unuseful except for the most general of planetary trends. Truth is afterall that glacial-interglacial cycles take only about 100.000 years afterall and the most massive changes of temperature in it occur within something like a centuries timeframe.

    Or in other words, if we start seeing suspicious changes now, it could be an indication of an impending massive change again. Thus we can't ignore this potential threat to our costal cities and shipping.

  114. Sure we forecast climate 100 years out. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1
    But we don't have any way of verifying the forcasts.

    Backcasting is not done to the degree needed (because the alarmest models invariably can't get history right).

    --
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    1. Re:Sure we forecast climate 100 years out. by Intraloper · · Score: 1

      "the alarmest models invariably can't get history right"

      Really?

      http://www.realclimate.org/index.php?p=221

      http://www.uni-leipzig.de/~meteo/MUDELSEE/publ/pdf /EPICA-challenge.pdf

      "First of all, the results demonstrate clearly that the relationship between climate and CO2 that had been deduced from the Vostok core appears remarkably robust. This is despite a significant change in the patterns of glacial-interglacial changes prior to 400,000 years ago. The 'EPICA challenge' was laid down a few months ago for people working on carbon cycle models to predict whether this would be the case, and mostly the predictions were right on the mark. (Who says climate predictions can't be verified?). It should also go almost without saying that lingering doubts about the reproducibility of the ice core gas records should now be completely dispelled. That a number of different labs, looking at ice from different locations, extracted with different methods all give very similar answers, is a powerful indication that what they are measuring is real. Where there are problems (for instance in N2O in very dusty ice), those problems are clearly found and that data discarded."

  115. Did you take chemistry in college? by Intraloper · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Equilibrium processes?

    We WERE at equilibrium. We have added a new substantial source of CO2, and we are now moving to a new higher equilibrium concentration. Tehjabsolute levels of
    BTW, your volcanic CO2 numbers are very, very wrong. Anthropogenic CO2 emissins are more than two orders of magnitde heigher than volcanic emissinons. Total natural emissions of CO2 are about a norderof magnitude higher than anthropogenic inputs. Adnanthropogenic inputs are changing the equilibrium.

    http://www.realclimate.org/index.php?p=160
    http://www.radix.net/~bobg/faqs/scq.CO2rise.html

    This folloing info is from the second URL

    >From its preindustrial level of about 280 ppmv (parts per million
    by volume) around the year 1800, atmospheric carbon dioxide rose to
    315 ppmv in 1958 and to about 358 ppmv in 1994 [Battle] [C.Keeling]
    [Schimel 94, p 43-44]. All the signs are that the CO2 rise is
    human-made:

    * Ice cores show that during the past 1000 years until about the year
    1800, atmospheric CO2 was fairly stable at levels between 270 and
    290 ppmv. The 1994 value of 358 ppmv is higher than any CO2 level
    observed over the past 220,000 years. In the Vostok and Byrd ice
    cores, CO2 does not exceed 300 ppmv. A more detailed record from
    peat suggests a temporary peak of ~315 ppmv about 4,700 years ago,
    but this needs further confirmation. [Figge, figure 3] [Schimel 94,
    p 44-45] [White]

    * The rise of atmospheric CO2 closely parallels the emissions history
    from fossil fuels and land use changes [Schimel 94, p 46-47].

    * The rise of airborne CO2 falls short of the human-made CO2 emissions.
    Taken together, the ocean and the terrestrial vegetation and soils
    must currently be a net sink of CO2 rather than a source [Melillo,
    p 454] [Schimel 94, p 47, 55] [Schimel 95, p 79] [Siegenthaler].

    * Most "new" CO2 comes from the Northern Hemisphere. Measurements
    in Antarctica show that Southern Hemisphere CO2 level lags behind
    by 1 to 2 years, which reflects the interhemispheric mixing time.
    The ppmv-amount of the lag at a given time has increased according
    to increasing anthropogenic CO2 emissions. [Schimel 94, p 43]
    [Siegenthaler]

    * Fossil fuels contain practically no carbon 14 (14C) and less carbon
    13 (13C) than air. CO2 coming from fossil fuels should show up in
    the trends of 13C and 14C. Indeed, the observed isotopic trends
    fit CO2 emissions from fossil fuels. The trends are not compatible
    with a dominant CO2 source in the terrestrial biosphere or in the
    ocean. If you shun details, please skip the next two paragraphs.

    * The unstable carbon isotope 14C or radiocarbon makes up for roughly
    1 in 10**12 carbon atoms in earth's atmosphere. 14C has a half-life
    of about 5700 years. The stock is replenished in the upper atmosphere
    by a nuclear reaction involving cosmic rays and 14N [Butcher,
    p 240-241]. Fossil fuels contain no 14C, as it decayed long ago.
    Burning fossil fuels should lower the atmospheric 14C fraction (the
    `Suess effect'). Indeed, atmospheric 14C, measured on tree rings,
    dropped by 2 to 2.5 % from about 1850 to 1954, when nuclear bomb
    tests started to inject 14C into the atmosphere [Butcher, p 256-257]

  116. Point of no return? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How would you know the point of no return? We know that in the "middle ages" there were longer periods of higher temps than we've experienced in the last 10 years. We also know that we are coming OUT of an ice age, and that we're due for another one. What happens just before the beginning of an ice age? High temperatures? Hmm. What causes an ice age? Fresh water melting into the ocean causes cold undercurrents to surface, disrupting the jetstream and forcing colder air patterns south. Ice age.

    The yahoos at the UN aren't very trustworthy. I know I wouldn't trust them with anything I considered important. They are a political agency. If they want to publish something, who's to believe it? Politicians? College professors? Certainly not me. I put the UN right up there with the NY Times and the Washington Post. Left wing wackos with an agenda.

    Most of these morons can't even explain why the magnetic poles are reversing... they have no idea that we're going to have a tough few years worth of nasty exposure to solar and cosmic radiation. They have no idea that the magnetic pole reversal might be the cause for global warming... or global cooling.

    Most of the UN yahoos deserve to live in igloos for awhile. I grew up in the north, and frankly, the planet is much more pleasant at 2 or 3 degrees warmer.

  117. Re:Not Good News For New Orleans by cdn-programmer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    To suggest that global warming is going to change the environment is the same as suggesting that there will be no future ice ages. Since there have been around 20 in the past 2 million years on something like a 110,000 year cycle - this would mean that the last has come and gone. Please note that 5 million years ago there were trees north of the Arctic circle.

    If we believe in irreversable Global Warming, then we can expect the planet will revert to the warm phase which is about 20 degrees F (10C) on average warmer than now and which the planet enjoyed for oh about +85% of the last 500+ million years. This will melt the Antarctic and Greenland ice sheets. http://www.scotese.com/climate.htm

    There is no evidence to suggest this will happen. Most likely we are simply in an interglacial and there will be another glacial cycle just as there has been in the past.

    If we reject the idea of the Global Warming, then this senerio - if the planet warms up a little for a short while then it will just delay the onset of the next ice age.

    During the last ice age there were glaciers as thick as the Matterhorn in Switzerland is high. Toronto was covered by more than a mile of ice. That is a lot of ice and it wouldn't be very nice to live in a world like this.

    The thing is that whoever is correct, there is little that mankind can do about it. If we have a warming trend for a while then some islands may be flooded and Florida might need to hire some Dutch engineers. Britain may once again be able to tend vinyards. If we have global cooling for a while as occured during the little ice age then we may find that we won't have enough food to eat.

    A far more pressing problem is that mankind is buring fossil fuels at a totally unsustainable rate. IMHO we are going to be facing the peak of world oil production within a couple years and when this happens, $70 oil is going to look real cheap.

    So I would suggest that rather than worry about global warming, we should instead prepare for a world with less oil and gas. This will probably have the side effect of reducing CO2 emissions. If anyone considers this a positive outcome then fine.

    North America peaked in natural gas production in 2001. Since that time - what has the population of North America done to cope?

    The answer is pretty much nothing. A huge part of the fertilizer industry has been shut down. Now part of the plastics industry will follow suit. The price of Natural Gas goes up and up (and temporarily down for now - yes I DO know about gas in storage levels) and still people talk about building more gas fired electricity stations. Ontario is still thinking there is no issue and they can have all the gas they want and I read New York State is also imbued with a high level of polyanna thinking.

    The last major company to think this way was Calpine. They are in bankruptcy now. If we look at their history we will find that a few years back their shares were trading at $45 bux. They had more gas turbines on order than could be built in the USA. They were planning on burning most of the North American gas supplies all by themselves. The market LOVED THEM.

    I do not subscribe to the fears of Global Warming. However I will say again - those who do should get off their butts and do something about it. Insulate your homes. Shut off your furnaces. Stop driving your cars.

    Do something that counts, something that will reduce your demand for fossil fuels. If you want to justify it by citing Global warming then be my guest. But however you justify it - DO SOMETHING. Tear a wall down in your house and use some spare time to put R50 insualtion into it. That alone will accomplish far more than wasting your time worrying about something you can do nothing about.

  118. Gee, another story about this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yay. Hm... Didn't Mr. Wizard prove that melting ice doesn't make the water level go up?

    I'd put a lot more faith in Mr. Wizard than any of those politically motivated scientists.

  119. Re:woo by prometheon123 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's a fictional "entertainment" book yes, however, it's has many facts, all backed up by legit data that refutes the claims of global warming. Do you even know when the "theroy" of global warming came to be? 1989, and guess what happened that year? 4 countries exploded Nukes, big earthquake in San Francisco, Berlin Wall fell, and there was a drout in the U.S. Bottom line is this: people believe what they want, and you believe that global warming exists. I live in Chicago and it's -10 wind chill right now. Think I believe in Global warming? Re-read the link I sent: During the 1960s the retreat began to slow down, and some of the glaciers are now advancing again.

  120. In other news... by slashname3 · · Score: 2, Funny

    In other news, suspicions that the giant magnifying glass in orbit is causing the glaciers to melt was dismissed as just being to silly.

  121. Some more food for thought... by gd23ka · · Score: 0

    If the scientists interpretation prove accurate... pretty iffy, isn't it, Paua but I didn't refer to the article
    because I wanted to give equal time to the CO2 camp. The really interesting thing about that article however is that
    not so long ago (in the blink of Mother Gaia's eye :-):-) ) this planet had so little to do with present day Earth,
    people arriving there today would probably rather consider having been transported to the other end of the Galaxy
    than through time. Like I was saying in my posting before, humankind's notion of what should be normal on this planet
    is probably just an infinitesimal fraction of what this world has been through ever since life took hold on it.
    If during the millions of years other intelligent species had developed they would have probably call a much hotter and
    far more oxygenated version of earth "normal" (and been equally dismayed at the inavoidable slide into an ice age).

    Whatever conjecture on what might have been.. or might once be: during all this discussion it is important to keep in mind:

    - We don't really know what's normal on this planet because we've not been around for very long.

    - "The" global warming people are not decided on the causes of global warming yet. In fact, some scientists have begun talking about another ice age (global cooling).

    - Those in the global warming camp are divided into the greenhouse gas vs. extraordinay solar activity camps. Some claim it's a combination of the two.

    - The global cooling people claim that reducing CO2 / greenhouse gas levels will only hasten the onset of the coming ice age.

    - Politicians (and the powers that be behind them) love the greenhouse gas version best because it gives them excuses for social reforms.

    1. Re:Some more food for thought... by Paua+Fritter · · Score: 1

      Heh heh ... god forbid you should give "equal time" to climatologists!

      Personally I'm not too fussed whether this is "normal" climate ... in fact I don't see why you are so keen to make the point - who cares?! I just like the fact that, at this temperature, the city where I live is above sea level. Maybe this is "abnormally cold" by long-term standards, but really, so what? Even if global warming were caused almost entirely by increased solar radiation (which it is not) - what does that matter? Do you think that lets us off having to do anything about it?

      We are well advised to try to do our best to keep the global climate stable, whether that's (so-called) "normal" or not, and whatever is causing it. Sure we can't turn down the sun when it gets brighter, but we can reduce greenhouse gas emissions to compensate.

      BTW, do you honestly doubt that the recently-enhanced CO2-levels in the atmosphere are warming up the Earth's surface? Seriously? I mean ... do you think that paleoclimatologists are trying to hoax us? Didn't you study physics at school? Did you not cover the greenhouse effect? Are you just unaware of fossil evidence linking CO2 and temperatures, going back hundreds of thousands of years? http://www.cnrs.fr/cw/en/pres/compress/mist030699. html

      You will always find some mavericks to dispute any science (see the Discover Institute), but you are kidding yourself if you think that climatologists in general are in doubt about it. Pretending that it's still too early to take seriously while there's not 100% consensus just makes you look naive and silly, frankly.

      Also, I don't care that animals from millions of years ago wouldn't like today's climate - it doesn't matter now because those animals are extinct. In the long term, if the climate continues to warm, humans and other animals will continue to adapt. Polar bears will die out, but when the Earth cools down again similar animals will evolve to fill the polar niche again. A few tens of thousands of years should be ample. But your long-term sang-froid is not much comfort to people of the next 100 years having to live with the consequences of rapid global warming, though.

      You sound very defensive in your eagerness to deflect the "blame" onto something other than humans - are you secretly a guilty SUV-driver or something?

      BTW, perhaps we are due for a bit of global cooling ... but remeber that right at the moment we are in fact in a period of rapid warming, correlated strongly with rapid increases in greenhouse-gas concentrations. Let's leave hypothetical problems of the future to the future, shall we, and instead try fixing the actual problem of the present? Because if it turns out that we are up for an ice age we will be fine because we now have an established technique for averting it - burning fossil fuel. You can get your SUV back out of the garage then.

    2. Re:Some more food for thought... by Moofie · · Score: 1

      "Do you think that lets us off having to do anything about it?"

      Do, what exactly? Ask the sun nicely to stop being quite so hot?

      OK, so say we stop using internal combustion engines tomorrow, and every economy on Earth crashes, and I have to eat you for dinner because there's no more food distribution.

      How's that going to stop the sun from getting hotter?

      --
      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
    3. Re:Some more food for thought... by Paua+Fritter · · Score: 1
      "Do you think that lets us off having to do anything about it?"

      Do, what exactly? Ask the sun nicely to stop being quite so hot?

      OK, so say we stop using internal combustion engines tomorrow, and every economy on Earth crashes, and I have to eat you for dinner because there's no more food distribution.

      No, instead of stopping tomorrow, let's say we aim for a few years, but let's at least stop dithering, because it's already too late to stop global warming altogether, and the longer we fuck about, the worse it will get, and the worst will come sooner.

      How's that going to stop the sun from getting hotter?

      You're just trolling, surely, but I'll bite: actually, "Mr Rocket Scientist" :-), reducing greenhouse gas emissions won't have the slightest effect on the sun at all. See, the sun is hundreds of thousands of km away, and not noticeably affected by the changing composition of Earth's atmosphere.

      But it would have the beneficial effect, on the Earth, of reducing the rate at which the environment is heating up, mitigating some economically harmful effects of global warming in the future (do I have to mention New Orleans?), and thereby just maybe keeping you in a job so you don't have to stoop to cannibalism, and I can remain a vegetarian.

    4. Re:Some more food for thought... by gd23ka · · Score: 1

      Paua do try not to ignore increased solar activity.

  122. Re:% changes in CO2 are CONSPIRACIES!!! by rewinn · · Score: 1

    >CO2 greenhouse effects are lost in the noise ....Which models do you think get the air time? The funding?

    You offer a conspiracy theory of Global Climate Change, in which Global Climate Change is a fiction promulgated by money-hungry scientists.

    According to you, these scientists are smart enough to create phoney computer models to get grants out of the small pool of available funds, but not smart enough to get grants from the vastly richer petroleum industry.

    There is an alternative theory of science: observation, theory-forming, testing and refinement. All observations strongly support recent Global Climate Change; all credible theories point to human impacts on the environment; Greenlands' glaciers are furnishing us with a natural test; and no doubt the theories will continue to be refined as we learn more.

    If your calculations of CO2's impact do not agree with the observations, then your theory of CO2 impact is faulty. Go refine it ... if you are into science and not polemics.

  123. Correct by gregm · · Score: 2, Informative

    You're correct... floating ice does not make the water level rise. However, melting ice that was supported by a land mass that is not floating in the water will indeed make the water level rise.

  124. Re:woo by SteeldrivingJon · · Score: 1

    " i for one would prefer to see technology and the free markets provide the answers"

    Yeah, like how technology and the free markets arrived out of nowhere like superheroes to save New Orleans from hurricane damage and flooding, days before the hurricane hit.

    Oh, wait, that never happened. Despite being a known threat for decades, no private-sector profit-oriented firm popped up with a solution for saving New Orleans.

    Sorry, but "Technology and the free markets" don't do anything. People do. Guided by management and investors, technology and the free markets chase money. They will ignore many significant problems unless other people spend money on those problems. In the case of most problems larger than personal entertainment and transportation, that means government. That's just reality.

    Markets lag demand, for the most part. The problem with climate change is that we need to take steps long before the shit hits the fan.

    The solution to air pollution was not to wait until the air became unbreathable and "technology and the free market" provided "solutions" consisting of air tanks and comfortable, affordable mass-produced respirators. The solution was to institute regulations to keep the air from getting to that point.

    Then, the existence of the regulations creates demand for ways to reduce costs, which spurs "technology and the free market" to produce solutions so companies can more economically meet the requirements of the regulations.

    As the saying goes, necessity is the mother of invention. We can wait until climate change has provided "necessity" by screwing things up, causing trillions of dollars of damage, and killed millions. Or governments can provide the necessity through regulations, before any of that heavy loss of capital and life.

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  125. It is not enough to simply accomodate past data. by gd23ka · · Score: 1

    Sorting through the article we find that some more raw data has been recovered from Antarctica. However... tweaking the model that it will fit past data still wont allow them to chart the future. Something that can't even be achieved for in comparison ""relatively simple"" systems like the financial markets they expect to achieve for a far more complex and unknown system. That damming criticism up front and then regarding the so-called "EPICA challenge"... so they weeded out a couple of teams whose bets on the extended vostok data were way too far off while allowing the winning teams to fine tune their models to the new extended data set. We all know to what impressive lengths people will go to in order to secure funding...

  126. Re:It is not enough to simply accomodate past data by Intraloper · · Score: 1

    Tweaking the model?

    The modelers were presented with temeprature data for about 300,000 years of new data, with NO Co2 data accompanying. Teh CO2 data wer not yet determined. The modelers then prediected CO2. Note taht this was for glacial epochs with different timing, temp extremes, and dynamics than those that were previously known, and for which the models had been previously verified.

    8 teams using 8 models, published their predictions. The predictions were very close to each other. Adn then when the CO2 data were later released (in subsequent publicatinos) the predictins were very close to the actual data.

    This is not 'tweaking the models.' This is using a BLIND test to verify the models against brand new data. Adn the models passed.

  127. BTW, climate is demonstrably simpler than markets by Intraloper · · Score: 1

    "Something that can't even be achieved for in comparison ""relatively simple"" systems like the financial markets they expect to achieve for a far more complex and unknown system. "

    I can predict with a very high degree of acuracy that the current cyucle of clear and cool followed by extended periods of rain, here in the SF Bay area, will transition in 5 months to coool and foggy near the coast and hot as blazes inland, with no rain for about 6 months. That prediction, a CLIMATE prediction, is a no brainer. I can extend that precition to 17 months from now, and 29 months from now, and 41months from now, and 53 months from now, ad nauseum, with a very high expectatin that I will be correct.

    For markets, I wont predict even somethign a simple as whether it will be higher or lower in 6 months.

    So no, markets are NOT 'relatively simple' in terms of predictability, when compared to climate.

  128. Greenland will be green again? by The+New+Stan+Price · · Score: 0

    Some of us were wondering when Greenland would live up to its name and become green again...
    Does this mean that England will be known for its great wine again too?

  129. Or for another perspective... by MickLinux · · Score: 1

    The current rate of increase per year comes out to be 5.8% -- but they note that the rate has increased. So a good estimate is 10% per year, or doubling every 7 years.

    This year, the water levels went up 3 mm, 1/2 mm of which was Greenland. (Let's not forget that as we raise these water levels, we affect the rate of melt for ice worldwide). So after 50 years, we could estimate that the water levels go up 6 feet, 1 of which was greenland. After 70 years, the water levels go up 48 feet, 8 of which was greenland.

    That's the same numbers, but a different perspective. It assumes a exponential increase. Actually, even that assumption, though better founded than your constant-rate equation, isn't correct.

    The reality well might be worse than exponential growth in melting at the current time. And later, as the Gulf Stream stops, it might be not so bad: closer to your linear model -- or even reversing the melting, as the warm Gulf Stream stops delivering heat to moderate Greenland's summer temperatures. I'm not saying that either of these cases is correct. I'm saying we can't tell, but your estimate of a linear melt rate is insanely ludicrous. It just has no bearing on anything.

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    Correct Horse Battery Staple: 72 bits of entropy. Enter "Correct H" into google. When it generates the phrase, that's
  130. 4,000 Year Old Engine might help; link. by RabidTrucker · · Score: 1
    http://www.newpath4.com/millenialdawnpowerandlight secure21.htm .

    This engine doesn't produce any greenhouse gases. It's a new type of engine that doesn't combust any fuel. Also no recoil so ALL the energy from the solenoids goes into the metal steelies {balls}. Extremely devoid of friction but resistance in the generators.

    The resistance can be greatly minimized once the generator sizes are closely configured during R & D. White House has looked at it and the Department of Energy but since they see little way to tax it and no way to charge a monthly bill for it to power each person's home, the engine is -for the time being- meeting with some resistance.

    However, seeing as how we have come down to "crunch time"... and seeing as how hurricanes, tornadoes, & sudden high winds combined with snow & ice are taking so many powerlines down, it looks like resistance is futile. Nuclear power takes 5 years to build just one plant and even after they're built the powerline infrastructure is destructing faster than the ice in Greenland.

    1. Re:4,000 Year Old Engine might help; link. by ab8ten · · Score: 1

      An infinite energy machine you say?
      Fascinating. Perhaps we can arrange a swap. I have several major metropolitan bridges that I own the rights to...

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    2. Re:4,000 Year Old Engine might help; link. by RabidTrucker · · Score: 1
      Yours is a good offer. Actually, my machine... I expect it to have an upper size limit where efficiency drops or stops. The solenoid weight and ball weights would be unrealistic. So it isn't quite as infinite as it probably looked to you on first glance.

      A lot of people think the machine will accumulate negatives or entropy til it quits. That isn't quite right either. Each time the solenoids fire & the cycle completes with the balls returning home {to the opposite side}, that's the end of *that* cycle. There is no continuation or "snowballing" of negatives carried over to the next cycle. Each "firing" is all new.

      I'm having some difficulty getting people to understand that point. The secret to the engine is the speed of the solenoids, not the power of the solenoids. In the speed is the power... If someone else had the idea, someone who could explain it better in proper language, it would have had a better chance.

      You're not the first to have difficulty with it. However, at least you wrote a decent post. Some are not so decent. Some people get pretty upset. Anyway, the device would make enough power -once all the tweaking is done- to run a home or apartment. Hybrid cars could run on steady electric & save the gasoline for tough jobs like mountains or pulling a camper maybe. Hot water heaters could be made with one built in. ditto for laptops, computers.

      The solenoids won't fire til both balls trip the common trigger,
      so the device never needs a timing distributor.
      It does a total "reset" per each cycle.

    3. Re:4,000 Year Old Engine might help; link. by RabidTrucker · · Score: 1
      {continuing my reply}

      My car engine fix from 2003, yes, it can be viewed as a perpetual motion system. sort of. But since I figured out where it was using Gravity (a major cause of the vehicle's kinetic motion), it is tapping an OUTSIDE ENERGY SOURCE. Which technically disqualifies it as being a true perpetual motion system > http://www.newpath4.com/enginewow.htm .

      The Millenial Dawn Device is disqualified as being
      perpetual motion also. Which kind of saddens me really.
      { http://www.newpath4.com/millenialdawnpowerandlight secure21.htm }.
      I know you looked at it & you thought you saw perpetual motion but unfortunately its looks are very deceiving. Perpetual would mean a non stop motion. The MD engine runs one time. Then it runs another time. Then another. So what it could maybe be called at best is a perpetual series of runs, but to call it even that is wrong. It's simply a string -a series- of successful runs.

      If I recall correctly, true Perpetual Motion isn't something you start & stop a lot. The MD engine can be stopped any time you please *after a completed run*. When it's stopped, it stops with the capacitor fully charged & ready to start again.

      But it's a free country so if you just want to look at the surface of my engines, you're certainly going to. You have plenty of company. I saw how to make a "dry stream" that replaces the water stream of a waterwheel. I balanced it by opposing the solenoids, the left half & the right half being a mirror of each other. As you're no doubt well aware, any vibration or resonance tends to drain an engine of power. They are energy robbers. The MD engine isn't robbed of anything. The initial firing "explosion" is followed by a degrading cycle til the cycle energy is gone when the balls return home. But the degradation still contains force, and it's those degrading forces that are used to turn the top generator to recharge the solenoids & the bottom "paddle wheel" {fins} on the bottom generator taps the remaining force to send current out to wherever it's designed to go.

      hehehe I guess only someone like me would have designed such engines so I don't realistically expect too many people to understand the engines than understands me. All I would ask you or anyone to do is look at them real close, see where the negatives & positives are, and then factor in the awesome SPEED OF THE SOLENOIDS. That speed imparts one heckuva punch... which dies from that point on. It's a steadily decaying "orbit".

      All I've done is say that putting generators in the path of that decaying orbit will "pull off" enough energy to do Work. Then, for an instant in time, the device enters dormancy, waiting for that next shot from the capacitors.

      But you understand the generators can't be "too stiff" or they would stop the balls... and if the balls were too lightweight they wouldn't turn the generators... All anyone need do is write the equation then input all the variables. I don't have access to the software to compute so many variables but I feel certain there is an equation that will govern such an engine over a wide range of speeds & outputs. Once this {set} of ranges is discovered we will have all the energy independence we can ever stand.

      I know how awesome it sounds to hear someone say that, and I know the usual response already is to deny it. But it is not without precedent. See for yourself. Doesn't each full wave of AC current still go through ZERO? What is zero if not a dead point?

  131. look at the vote count by vboulytchev · · Score: 0

    on the site, you can vote for your own opinion. It is mind boggling, that there are still people that disregard scientific facts...

  132. One Momento please. We can do BOTH. by RabidTrucker · · Score: 1
    If a new technology came suddenly upon the world scene... and people set up factories to mass produce this new energy source... you could actually see global climate change come to a screeching slow or halt within 3-5 year's time. Such engines are being looked at right now >

    http://www.newpath4.com/millenialdawnpowerandlight secure21.htm produces power for each home and apartment. It would cause such a sudden reduction in greenhouse gases that one day we might have to produce greenhouse gases ANYWAY to stabilize the planet.

    There is also a new car engine being examined worldwide right now. An enclosed pollution-free system of combining supercold liquid air with superhot steam vapor for an intra cylinder expolosion. It doesn't exhaust anything, uses the air and water over & over in a closed regenerative cycle. The liquid air causes each separate H2O steamed molecule to collapse INDEPENDENTLY. The resulting collapse of all the molecules creates an instantaneous vacuum that pulls the expanding liquid air into instantaneous slam against the piston head.

    It's also being looked at very closely. Here's the link > http://www.newpath4.com/enginewow.htm . They're both mine but since they come so close to looking like perpetual motion -and since climate change was accelerating- I released them free of charge instead of patenting, so that all the people able to refine them would have them immediately.

    I agree with you tho that it does look hopeless. In fact, I recently defined hopeless as being 4 different types of manmade Armageddons >

    http://www.newpath4.com/index.html#The4ManmadeArma geddons1EarthbutstillFluid2Water3WindPeopleLeaders andthefourObjectives4FirestormFloodofRadiation_Arm ageddonlinksonnewpath4homepage ...

    & suddenly the Bible's Armageddon looks a lot better than 4 from men. At least the Bible Armageddon promises to leave survivors (Revelation 7:9,13-17)

  133. Re:BTW, climate is demonstrably simpler than marke by gd23ka · · Score: 1

    I will predict that googles stock will fall when they get busted over the head by the feds own courts for not disclosing search data. That's a no-brainer just like predicting that winters will tend to be colder rather than warmer for a certain region. I suppose as long as Earth's axis is tilted and retards get to be presidents this will be true for a very very long time. Having dealt with your prediction here let's take another look at your Epica challenge...

    A question right on the top of my mind... why are you defending the CO2 models so vehemently? What's your stake in them? Personally in my career I've met a lot of people hell-bent on producing (desired) results and the CO2 camp is well funded because it has become a political tool and corruption is certainly not unheard of in research. An "Epica challenge" competition held by the like-minded (and above all like funded) is a little to self-serving, don't you think?

    At this point I will leave it up to the reader to decide what to believe. I don't want to trump your "Epica 8 Team coinciding result" card because I wasn't there as a witness and thus can't point to any foul-play, but anybody following the thread all the way to here will always know there's another side to the equation to consider - which really is all I set out to achieve tonight.

    Regards.

  134. Alarmist by umbrellasd · · Score: 2, Informative
    The poster a few posts up did not say Earth would be uninhabitable. He just said our current lifestyle would become unsustainable. For certain, if the planet does warm significantly, you will have elevated sea levels that flood many major metropolitan areas all over the world, and that will cause some havoc in real estate and the market in general. Then there is the effect of climate change on food production. I guess one bonus is that the need for heating oil goes down, :-). This is assuming the heating scenario does not trigger a mini-glacial period.

    The way I see it, the most likely fallout of planet wide warming is an increase in infectious diseases. Take a look at the avian bird flu as it is slowly spreading across the world despite our best efforts to contain it. The higher the temperatures go, the more interesting the disease become. It's no accident that the most virulent diseases in the world are in warm moist climates.

    Even that is not an alarmist thing to say. We can adapt. But in a warmer Earth, I think disease may play a bigger roll in population reduction than many anticipate. In a colder Earth, we play the bigger role by killing each other for diminishing food and fuel resources. Pick your poison.

    I know there are always a lot of people that say, "Hey, it is not so bad. We will adapt. Etc." But I think everyone can agree that the tone of commentary on the planets climate has shifted pretty dramatically since I was in school 15 years ago. We've got some serious trends emerging including high hurricane activity (with unusual electrical properties never before witnessed), rapid melting of glaciers that is outstripping the predicted rates by our best scientists (just today recent data is showing Greenland melting far faster than we predicted even 5 years ago and the arctic shelves are calving into the ocean at a rapid rate), increased threat of a pandemic despite our rapidly increasing scientific knowledge in the field of epidemiology (right now we are looking at a bird flu which is a hit on our food rather than on our population directly), and of course, our dwindling fossil fuel supplies upon which our industries are based.

    That last one I put in there as an indicated of economic stresses on the system. We will feel some pressure from that one. Yes, we can transition away from fossil fuels, but if you combine the economic pressure from that with rising sea levels displacing industry and people, greater likelihood of worldwide epidemics (sure the US is pretty covered but 3rd world countries should be terrified by this possibility more than a US citizen could likely imagine), and so on.

    Any one of these things, we can deal with, but we are not confronting just one thing. We are confronting a multitude of things that are all converging on our current way of life: an unsustainable one. Heck, I work in health care and I know the exponential cost projects very well. We can't sustain the costs. There's just no way. Something will give within the next 10 to 20 years...which again coincides with all these other things. There's a big pattern here. I don't think many people see the forest for the trees on this right now. You can argue about this one posts topic, but it's just one topic of a dozen that are all pointing toward, "Ouchtime".

    I don't think it's hopeless, but I think there's a Hell of a lot of work to do in the next 20 years. People need to start making right choices on their own and helping their neighbors to get educated and shift their life choices toward a path that protects us from the problems on the horizons. In health care, it's simple things like HSAs that let you get tax free payroll deductions into an investment account to pay for health care and getting more educated about what treatment you really need and what you don't (you might not need that drug the Doctor is being paid to prescribe--sometimes you do). Here's a fact: health care costs are rising exponentially and well beyond the capacity of our insu

  135. one of the most intellectually dishonest responses by Intraloper · · Score: 1

    I have ever seen on slashdot, and that's pushing a long way.

    You dint respond at all to the point. You indirectly called my motivatin into question, you indirectly called the hoensty of EIGHT INDEPENDENT TEAMS into question, you implied that none of this is worth paying attentin to, and you managed to do so without ever addressign teh actual data.

    Congratulations.

    BTW, my motivation is a desire to understand what we know about our planet, magnified a bit by the potential risks of this anthropogenic apparent perturbation in our planet's processes. What is YOUR motivation in vehemently denying the relevance of the models, to the point of dismissing them without addressing the actaul evidence?

  136. Re:WE already HAVE changed teh planet, it large wa by AoT · · Score: 1

    Let us compare. US activity gives off 18-24 million short tons, volcanic activity 145-255 million short tons, of CO2 each year.

    How much can we affect climate change if our entire CO2 emission is 1 percent of that of a single natural source of CO2?


    Wow, you really, really flubbed this arguement, 18-24 is ~10% of 145-255. And that is just the US and territories, only about a quarter of the worlds CO2 comes from the US.

    So, um, to cover a couple of other points.

    Let's say, just for argument, that the amount of CO2 in the atmosphere doubles. Then it makes up 0.07% of the earth's atmospheric gases.

    Not going to kill us? Of course not, but there is a good chance it will heavily affect the temperature. I think it was back in the 70s when Carl Sagan predicted that venus would be really hot because of the large amount of co2, he was right.

    We know for a fact that CO2 is a prime driver of heat retention, quit trying to pretend like it will not have a big effect.

  137. Re:Greenland Glaciers Growing linked to the NAO by ankhank · · Score: 2, Informative

    The last line you quoted is the key -- increased snowfall is cyclical, linked to the North Atlantic Oscillation.

    The accelerated flow of the ice into the ocean, by contrast, is new and apparently related to warmer ocean and maybe meltwater from the surface of the ice flowing down through crevices and lubricating it.

    The natural forces are cyclical (aside from the fact that the sun will continue to become warmer until it becomes a red dwarf and swallows the planet, but that's later).

  138. this is random and off topic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    idiot
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  139. Re:Haw! Where's the Skeptical Environmentalist now by rbrander · · Score: 1

    He's at http://www.lomborg.com/ ...where you can hardly avoid reading or watching interviews where he stresses that he accepts global warming and discusses the issue mostly in the context of the IPCC report - the major one that predicted global warming between 1.4C and 5.8C by 2100, with a couple of "most likely" scenarios around 2.2C.

    A page or two of 'The SE' did ah, "cover the controversy" about global warming itself, Lomborg mentions that there are data that point the other way, scientists who disagree.

    Then he basically waves all that aside and stipulates the conclusions of the IPCC report are true and should form the basis of deciding our response.

  140. Good. Bring it on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I hope it continues. I hope this so called "global warming" actually reaches here. It is f***ing cold outside.

    Now if I were actually a global warming fanatic, I would most definitely kick the living $#!+ out of whoever produces these stories in the heart of winter. Just stop it now. It's not helping your case.

  141. The jokes on you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have no children. I don't even have a girlfriend. Why? Because the world is filled with greedy people caring only about themselves. So it's a dilemma:

    (Group A) Those who care about others. Problem: they don't leave offsprings.

    (Group B) Greedy bastards. Problem: they just want to get ahead.

    See the whole problem now?

    1. Re:The jokes on you by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Why would the joke be on me? It's my wife who's made a genetic investment in the future (with some guy I've never met, nor am I ever likely to). She's trying to persuade me to risk someone else's life, but she's not making much progress on even getting me to the urologist.

      I saw the whole of the problem when I learned how to do the maths of exponentials. Unfortunately, most people can't (or won't) do the basic maths, or interpret the results in personal terms.

      --
      Birds are not dinosaur descendants;birds are dinosaurs, for all useful meanings of "birds", "are" and "dinosaurs"
  142. Miserable Death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I suspect even Americans will have a lower standard of living because most of the foods they are used to eating now will simply be unavailable.

    Dude, anyone who even tries to take away my lipie and hummus will die a slow, miserable death in the Dune Sea where I will toss you into the Great Pit of Carkoon so that you can contemplate the error of your ways!

  143. Invade Greenland ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, those Darn Greenlanders!

    Well, the U.S. will have to Nuke those Greenlanders and save the iceburgs... err no, wait a second...

  144. Re:its not goober warming by yidele · · Score: 0

    Since when is extremism a race? How can you insult something that does not exist?

  145. Re:BTW, climate is demonstrably simpler than marke by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

    So are you saying that all the evidence for global warming including the EPICA challenge is simply made up or invented by dishonest scientists chasing a pay cheque ?

    You'd have thought that if that is what you're saying you'd have mountains of evidence yourself clearly demonstrating the corruption, the fixed results, the bogus data etc and wouldn't need to resort to simply making unfounded allegations of dishonesty against people against whom you appear to dislike or disagree with.

    Alternatively you could perhaps publish your own studies demonstrating where the CO2 in the atmosphere comes from and the likely effect it'll have on the environment. Will you be doing that ?

  146. This will (eventually) kill us all by idkk · · Score: 1
    It is a shame that this discussion has (at points) descended into yar-boo name-calling. The base subject is far too important to allow these ad hominem squabbles to get in the way. The raw facts are that the Earth is warming, and that despite political/economic shouting, this will anihilate mankind. Not just some of us, not just many of us, but all of us.

    We can (perhaps) save the situation - but only if we all work together. That is, the whole of humankind must be aware of this "clear and present" danger, and must change its energy and waste usage before it is too late.

    I am 60 years old, This warming will not (probably) affect me directly - but it will (unless countered) remove the possibility of my having any great-great-grandchildren.

    --
    Ian D. K. Kelly

    idkk Consultancy Ltd.

    "Quality through Thought"

    1. Re:This will (eventually) kill us all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is a shame that this discussion has (at points) descended into yar-boo name-calling. The base subject is far too important to allow these ad hominem squabbles to get in the way. The raw facts are that the Earth is warming, and that despite political/economic shouting, this will anihilate mankind. Not just some of us, not just many of us, but all of us.

      Barring the possibility of a really powerful viral agent (and there is no reason to believe that such a virus will ever exist), this planet is not capable of producing any catastrophe which could eliminate all of mankind. The only danger we are in is from celestial bodies. Sol will expand and wipe out this planet eventually (not within four generations), and an impact with a very large celestial body is statistically likely to make the planet uncomfortable for us, perhaps even unfit (Sometime before Sol takes us out, but again, not in four generations).

      We can (perhaps) save the situation - but only if we all work together. That is, the whole of humankind must be aware of this "clear and present" danger, and must change its energy and waste usage before it is too late.

      Yes, the only way to save us all is to drink the kool-aid...

      Has it occurred to you that perhaps depression and anxiety brought about by this doomspeak is a more serious danger to mankind that any possible climate shift? We're Homo Sapiens, descended from a long line of Homonids who have historically been quite good at adapting to climate change.

      I am 60 years old, This warming will not (probably) affect me directly - but it will (unless countered) remove the possibility of my having any great-great-grandchildren.

      Really, there are only two things keeping you from having your great-great-grandchildren:

      1. You are not a pre-menopausal female.
      2. You are not procreating with your great-grandchildren (I assume).
    2. Re:This will (eventually) kill us all by idkk · · Score: 1
      Alas, despite your optimism, it is possible for this Earth to anihilate the whole of mankind. Although it might (and might not) have been an astronomical intervention that wiped out the dinosaurs, there have been at least six mass exinctions of life upon this planet. We can not, therefore, from past experience deny the possibility of this happening again. The rising of the sea levels, though very serious, would (in itself) wipe out only (say) half or a third of us. But the consequential changes in global climate - massive changes - would (not could but would) lead to the arable areas of the planet shrinking dramatically - very dramatically. With as little as a five degree (Celsius) average teperature increase the Sahara desert would expand to cover more than half of the African continent, the whole of Australia would be unfit for human habitation, and ony a tiny part of EurAsia would remain open to cultivation. Granted Canada would be a new, warm and attractive location (for some of the year), but the whole of the southern half of the United States would be arid, and barren. Ah yes - all the cattle in Texas will die from drought.

      Perhaps I exagerate in saying all of us will die - but a ten degree temperature rise (rather extreme, but just possible) would leave fewer than a tenth of a percent of us around. Are you (honestly) happy to see the population falling from seven thousand million to just five million? I am not.

      You are not the first person to think of a deadly virus. I grant that there is currently no evidence that such a virus exist - but do you know that research for such a thing is not taking place? It certainly could exist. And BTW, what are we doing with the stockpiles of Smallpox virus that we have still not destroyed? Not knowing the answer to that makes me a little uncomfortable.

      Homo Sapiens adapts, and we have adapted to climate change - but there are limits, and we must not push them to breaking point.

      --
      Ian D. K. Kelly

      idkk Consultancy Ltd.

      "Quality through Thought"

  147. To Interloper and Cmdrgravy... by gd23ka · · Score: 1

    I'm still recommending that people examine your claims and theories taking into account the perspective I've given in the previous part of the thread. At this point I just note that you seem to be extremely upset over this or you wouldn't get personal with me.

  148. Ice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Sky is falling! The Sky Is falling! oh wait, wrong story.

  149. Katrina mostly missed New Orleans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and clobbered coastal Mississippi. How exactly do you build to withstand 125 mph sustained winds AND a 30 ft storm surge?

    1. Re:Katrina mostly missed New Orleans... by Stelminator · · Score: 1

      the point is that you don't. GP said "build around". it floods where you live? go live somewhere else. high winds there? try again. repeat untill your house survives longer than you live (and die of old age). also try not to build something that lights on fire easily. Guess what, the edge of an ocean isn't the best place to build a house.

  150. submitted nearly a week ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I submitted this nearly a week ago. Slashdot needs to be a bit more current...

  151. Reqeust for a Poll Rerun by rkaa · · Score: 1

    There once was a poll:
    "You're In Stasis 100 Years. What's the First Tech You Look Into?"

    I replied "an icepick", which was modified as insightful. Which made me very glad. But I feel I've now gained even more insight! As from today (actually yesterday) my reply would have been "scuba diving tech".

    Can we please have a rerun? Please??

    --
    "Life is wasted on the living"

  152. And even if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First of all, I'd like to state my point of view. I'm a convinced "environmentalist", I made the vow to never have a car (this in itself is nonsense to most people I know), and I make little "sacrifices" for what I stand for every day.

    I believe that human certainly does have an effect on nature. And to people who say that glaciers melting and stuff like that is a non-issue, I always say:

    Given that you are right, even if sea levels don't rise and we don't see any epidemics caused by slight warming and more stuff like that, we still only have one planet and if we pollute it past the acceptable level (which is already the case in many places, remember being said not to drink river water?) there is no point having a planet to live on if we can't actually do nothing with it. Even without global warming, if the air is too polluted we cannot live on it. Seeing the rise of alternative power-nations will not help in any case.

    I wholeheartly agree that the costs of reorganizing the society to shift from a petroleum-based transportation system to a, in my opinion, optimally electricity-driven (although this electricity must at best be safely generated from the different options available) common-transportation system will be, if there is any shift towards this, very high, but in the end getting rid of cars will probably just shift these costs to the new means of transportation. On a side note, I still cannot understand why we, in Canada at least, still rely on diesel for running our (rather uneffective) train system.

    There are easy ways to contribute by simply reusing everyting, and at least recycle everything that can be. I also encourage people to buy objects that are meant to last and not simply buy the cheapest thing around, since anyway in the long run this is gonna blow back in your face.

    I also believe customers should begin requesting package designers to make the packaging entirely recyclable.

    Also, try not to buy "use and throw away" products like the Swiffer--I get mad everytime I see their ad on tv which feature a good mom who cleans and throw away right after use, isn't life so wonderful when you stop thinking?

    Don't leave useless lights open and get those fluorescent lightbulbs that use so much less power than conventional incandescent lights. Not only do you save money (power consuption is around 5 times less, e.g. 15W as apposed to an equally bright 60W), but they last about 10,000 hours: 10 times more than normal ones.

    Also, get a bunch of these canvas bags in different sizes. Use these when doing your groceries, but also even more when shopping at the shopping centre since they too often use bags that are even worse that the ones from your usual grocery store. Don't get items bagged for no reason. If you buy a toaster, don't get it bagged unless you really need to, it already has enough packaging layers as it is and large boxes can be conveniently transported without a bag.

    There is no use for Windex, Lysol and the other brands of cleaning products most times. Not only do these often contain solvents and ammoniac that pollute in the long run, they can also be a nuisance for your health in the very long run although there have been very few studies on the matter. A simple combination of water and vinegar is well enough, and you can just refill a bottle you would have bought specifically for this use. There is a very useful link on greenpeace featuring many easy recipes for cleaning: http://www.greenpeace.ca/e/resource/green/recipes. php . I personally switched from all-purpose cleaning products to the water-vinegar solution and I cannot notice any difference. There might be a slight smell at application, I would suggest maybe adding a small dose of real lemon juice but I haven't tried this.

    There are plenty of small acts like that that, if people thought more about, would benefit everyone at little or less cost than what we alrea

  153. Buy cheap real estate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Buy cheap real estate. It may be 10 miles from the sea right now, but wait a few years and then sell it as desirable beach side plots for several squigillions per sqft.

  154. Think your actions through by Engineer-Poet · · Score: 1

    Unless you're planning to do 1 wall per year, putting another R-12 over all 4 walls is much better than just putting R-50 into one.

  155. Your sig reminds me of a song by Engineer-Poet · · Score: 1

    Last verse of "Never set the cat on fire", to be specific:

    Don't start an interstellar war, it has no proper uses
    When they ask what you did it for, you'll only make excuses
    If thirty billion folks get hurt
    You'll go to bed with no dessert
    Don't start an interstellar war
    And mind your manners as circumstances may require
    And never set the cat on fire.

  156. Canards galore by Engineer-Poet · · Score: 1
    Global warming has finally been explained: the Earth is getting hotter because the Sun is burning more brightly than at any time during the past 1,000 years, according to new research.
    Your "explanation" only accounts for about 30% of the observed warming, even if the estimates of historical solar output are correct.

    Climatologists have addressed this before:

    At the same time, estimates of solar output in the past are extremely uncertain, and so there is a great deal of scope in blaming any unexplained phenomena on solar changes without fear of contradiction.
    In contrast to the claims of solar output, historical temperature data is quite firm and atmospheric concentrations of greenhouse gases are accurately known for almost a million years. In short, the claim you're making is a canard.
    It is us monkeys, who have been actively measuring temperatures for two hundred years at best and are reconstructing climate history with very limited devices and methology that are getting overtly excited when we still have no idea whatsoever as what is "normal" on this planet in this part of the galaxy.
    On the contrary. We have an excellent idea of what is "normal" in human history, and how poorly we're likely to do if things change seriously. We're already seeing damage to ecosystems.
    The other thing to take home is that there are a lot of people on this planet all too happy to abuse doomsday predictions to further their agendas both socially and economically.
    Given the number of people with interests in the status quo who will abuse any trivial uncertainty as an excuse to continue doing what they're doing, I find your projection very ironic.
  157. cars not really improving. by raygundan · · Score: 1

    A 2006 model car (note that I said car, not masquerading truck) will get better mileage, comfort and performance than it's 1996 equivalent. Again, how does that lower the standard of living?

    If only that were true!! Sadly, vehicle fuel economy seems headed in the wrong direction. Take the Honda Civic and Toyota Corolla:

    1986 Civic HF Manual: 52/57mpg (non-hybrid)
    1996 Civic HX Manual: 39/45mpg (non-hybrid)
    2006 Civic Manual: 30/38mpg (non-hybrid)
    2006 Civic Hybrid: 49/51mpg (hybrid!!)

    1986 Corolla Manual: 31/37mpg
    1996 Corolla Manual: 31/35mpg
    2006 Corolla Manual: 32/41mpg

    Does this look like we're moving in the right direction? This year's Civic Hybrid costs significantly more and uses more gas than a car from 1986. And the Corolla looks pretty stagnant, although it has improved slightly.

    I'm all for the hybrids, but because we keep making the cars bigger and more powerful year after year, we're not getting anywhere on economy.

  158. You sad, sad little man by imrdkl · · Score: 1
    Don't you see that you've become little more than a cheerleader? Blindly accepting what you're being fed? Yellowstone was not a victim of an active solution, quite the contrary. But what your buddy GWB has passed for the Healthy Forest plan is not science, it's a simple payoff. Healthy Forests is, at heart, an active plan, based on a technique called Forest Restoration, developed at me alma mater, by real scientists, not con men, or bootlickers.

    Wake up, friend. The truth is available even as you sacrifice your liberties on the alter of fear and ignorance.

    1. Re:You sad, sad little man by HebrewToYou · · Score: 1

      Yellowstone was most certainly a victim of an active solution.

      Our gov't and those who they gave the responsibility treated that park as their own playground of nature. They thought they knew better, that their methods would somehow preserve the "nature" of the park in some awesome way. What they did was simply display their own ignorance and arrogance, exactly what our current breed of climatologists does so well.

      If it wasn't Global Cooling it was Global Warming. If it wasn't preserving Old Growth Forest it was using Managed Foresting approaches. If it wasn't carbon pollution it was an overactive carbon sink. These are all perversions of science and a pox on humanity. A big "FOR SHAME" from this Hebrew to You, and anyone else who thinks we'll ever comprehend global systems. The best we can do is learn to coexist to changing climates, for if anything is a constant it is this planet's ability to change at whim, so to speak. A bit of planet personification.

      In short, I'm no cheerleader. I'm merely the loudspeaker blaring out the truth nobody wants to hear.
      Humanity is arrogant, fickle and unreliable. Don't put your faith in it.

      --
      I'm not popular enough to be different.

      Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

    2. Re:You sad, sad little man by imrdkl · · Score: 1
      Dude. You're a broken record. You're throwing out terms which you have little or no understanding about, and thinking that somehow it's making a point. I've got news for you, it's not. Wagging your finger and claiming that we're not smart enough to understand the system is equivalent to giving up and trusting in chaos. Thanks, but I'll stick with the scientific approach to understanding nature, and leave my faith to understanding other things.

      Good luck to you.

    3. Re:You sad, sad little man by HebrewToYou · · Score: 1

      Good luck to you.

      To you as well. Know this, however: it's not a matter of giving up. It's all about managing expectations. We need to expect our climate to change, because the rock record shows it happens pretty darn regularly. We need to be prepared for a climate change instead of trying to prevent it. We need to work on preparation for this "feature" of the planet instead of trying to disable it.
      Keep resorting to wit and myopic retorts such as "cheerleading" or "broken records." Continue insulting someone you're arguing with. It makes you look very insightful, and I'm sure the equally insightful /. moderators will reward you for your unique interventionist agenda.

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      I'm not popular enough to be different.

      Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

    4. Re:You sad, sad little man by SteeldrivingJon · · Score: 1

      "We need to be prepared for a climate change instead of trying to prevent it. We need to work on preparation for this "feature" of the planet instead of trying to disable it. "

      Um, not to be insensitive or anything, but antisemitic genocide is also a "feature" of this planet, of long standing. I don't see Israel taking your approach of "preparing" for it "instead of trying to prevent it."

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    5. Re:You sad, sad little man by HebrewToYou · · Score: 1

      Um, not to be insensitive or anything, but antisemitic genocide is also a "feature" of this planet, of long standing.

      It's at most 5000 years old, Jon...

      That's a blip on the radar screen, not a long standing feature.
      But way to somehow relate this to Israel, a country whose existence I do not support.

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      I'm not popular enough to be different.

      Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

  159. Intellectual dishonesty effects me that way. by Intraloper · · Score: 1

    BTW, it isnt anger. More like disgust.

    1. Re:Intellectual dishonesty effects me that way. by gd23ka · · Score: 1

      You go great lengths then to show your disgust. Which is fine with me actually, because I have made my point and that still stands. It looks like there isn't anything really new forthcoming so I suggest we call it a day. Until slashdot decides to carry another environmental story... au revoir.

  160. The rock record? by imrdkl · · Score: 1
    The ice record is much more relevant, methinks. And while it's true that changes can be observed, there have not been any, outside of catastrophic events such as the dinosaur extinction, that progressed at the current rate which is being observed all over the planet. To say that this is something that we need to "get used to" is, quite simply, cheerleading. Like it or not.

    And if you think that the moderators give a damn about this thread, indeed, if you are concerned at all about moderation, then, well, my point is simply reinforced.

  161. We urgently need to create more Pirates by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    As everyone knows, the only solution to Global Warming is getting more pirates. Explanation here.

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  162. Nope, not Siberia either by BoogieChile · · Score: 1

    Remember that story from a little while ago saying all the frozen tundra was melting?

  163. What point was that? by Intraloper · · Score: 1

    YO made an indirect acusation of academic dishnonesty, in lieu of actually adressing the points. I posted direct quotes and links to a blind test of the models, and the best you can do is say, "well, they might have cheated, so I wont beleive it." Good on ya...

    1. Re:What point was that? by gd23ka · · Score: 1

      You posted links. Excuse me for not being awed by your presentation however pretty it might be. I maintain that "academic dishonesty" (how politically correct can you get when we're talking fraud here?) is rampant in research. Now what do we do...? ...?

  164. Great News!!! by hunter+II · · Score: 1

    Ah!!! I am glad of this news!! It's going to swipe the humans out of earth! let's hope that we al die instantly. without pain..

  165. Re:woo by frozen_kangaroo · · Score: 1

    I have just started work on my Ark!

  166. Re:Haw! Where's the Skeptical Environmentalist now by SteeldrivingJon · · Score: 1


    Increasing elevation (though only at high altitudes) could actually be a sign of increased temperature.

    The increased elevation must be coming from snowfall, which requires that there be moisture in the air. That moisture comes from either sublimation of the icecap, or from the air that moves in from over the ocean. The moisture from sublimation is probably insignificant and can be ignored.

    As for the humid sea air: I'm no meteorologist, but it seems to me that the colder the air is over Greenland, the faster the sea air should dump its moisture as snow as the air mass moves onto Greenland and mixes with the cold local air. Which means that the colder Greenland is, the less moisture should be in the air when it reaches the interior of Greenland, because it will have been dumped closer to the coasts, leaving the air dry and unable to produce much snow.

    On the other hand, if Greenland is warming, then the sea air would retain moisture longer as it passes over Greenland, and there would be more left to precipitate out as snow in the interior, especially at colder high elevations.

    So, basically, it looks to me like the evidence shows that Greenland is in fact warming up.

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