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  1. Re:Hardcore Gaming is dying by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1 · on FarmVille Now Worth More Than EA

    Wait. You people are actually talking about cows with guns?

  2. Re:Methane-based Overlords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Hints of Life Found On Saturn's Moon Titan

    Well played :-)

  3. What Happens if you try to order cows around by billstewart · · Score: 1 · on Cows On Treadmills Produce Clean Power For Farms

    Cows With Guns

  4. Re: worst that can happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny · on Ranchers Have Beef With USDA Program To ID Cattle

    If the bovine has done nothing wrong, surely it has nothing to fear from being tracked. After what's the worst that can happen to it?

    You mean like...

    We are free roving bovines
    We run free today

    We will fight for bovine freedom
    And hold our large heads high

    We will run free with the Buffalo
    Or die

    Cows with guns

    [ Source: Cows with guns ]

  5. Interesting logical paradox, or is it? by Mathinker · · Score: 1 · on World Copyright Summit and the Lies of the Copyright Industry

    If "to think like me" is actually "to actively try to not think like others want me to, but rather find my own way", what is the real meaning of your problem with my suggestion? Interesting.

    But you are right. There is no real way to define what I would like people to "think like", by definition, I'd like them to be able to think independently to a much larger extent than is currently accepted. But that's too hard (and dangerous) for Joe Average, so it's not going to happen.

    Actually, TV stations currently do need to use some kind of percentage of their advertising power for "public service announcements", don't they? These announcements, however, often end up showing media figures doing "good deeds". They never try to warn Joe Average that he's being manipulated by the media, and should go off to try to think for himself.

    Actually, in human society, not thinking "like everyone else" isn't typically a good survival trait, so there might be significant evolutionary pressure causing the status quo.

  6. Re:Intelligence of cows by MaxwellEdison · · Score: 1 · on Virtual Fence Could Modernize the Old West

    We are just attempting to prevent the inevitable Cattle Uprising

  7. Re:Great idea, but... by neonstz · · Score: 1 · on WiFi Gone Wild
    Why do cows need Internet access?

    I have no idea, but we better not tell them about this site.

  8. The SCO Cow Joke by Googol · · Score: 1 · on Linus to SCO: 'Please Grow Up'

    SCO Corporation Cow Joke

    You have one cow, which is dying.
    You borrow a second cow, genetically engineered under the GPL.
    You try to join the GPL herd, then leave, claiming they stole parts of your dead cow.
    Eric Raymond hires the Cows with Guns.

    =googol=

  9. Re:Permaculture Chickens and Cows by spun · · Score: 1 · on Chicken Run
    I got this picture in my head of a mecha cow, bristling with armament: lasers in the horns, electric tail, nostril rockets, and we won't even go into what the udders do... And of course, the cows aerial assult force: chickens in choppers! (anyone remember the song "Cows with Guns"?

    I was going to post the lyrics, it's hilarious, but slashdot's lameness filter thinks that 29 characters per line is too few. After futzing around for ten minutes trying to get it to accept the song, I gave up. Here's a URL instead. Cows With Guns

  10. Re:Better idea by peter+hoffman · · Score: 2 · on X-33 Venture Star Reborn as Space Bomber
    A penny from a tall building can leave a pretty big crater

    Since it seems a lot of people believe this, I'll comment. Because of its shape, a penny flutters like a falling leaf and reaches a terminal velocity too low to do any damage.

    See this site for confirmation.

    See also Cows with Guns .


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