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Cows On Treadmills Produce Clean Power For Farms

separsons writes "William Taylor, a farmer in Northern Ireland, recently developed the Livestock Power Mill, a treadmill for cows. Taylor uses the device to generate clean, renewable power for his farm. Cows are locked into a pen on top of a non-powered, inclined belt. The cows' walking turns the belt, which spins a gearbox to drive a generator. One cow can produce about two kilowatts of electricity, enough energy to power four milking machines. It may seem like a kooky idea, but Taylor could be onto something: According to his calculations, if the world's 1.3 billion cattle used treadmills for eight hours a day, they could provide six percent of the world's power!"

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  1. Food? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Do they need to eat more?

    1. Re:Food? by Brett+Buck · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They would probably be walking around anyway.

    2. Re:Food? by rotide · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Apparently you've never watched cows grazing out in an open field. They do move around, but only enough to get fresh grass between their lips. They don't trot from one end of the field to the other. They mow a bit, take a step, mow a bit, take a step. Sure, they do end up going a fair distance over time, but nothing like being forced to walk a treadmill.

    3. Re:Food? by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Apparently you've never watched cows grazing out in an open field.

      I saw one open a box of oreos and eat it right in the aisle at Safeway. She was sitting on a scooter, so that probably changes the whole exercise dynamic, though.

    4. Re:Food? by bradm · · Score: 3, Funny

      TFA says that cows walk around 8 hours a day grazing anyway.

      Let's get to the more important questions: What impact does all that captive exercise have on the tasty dairy and beef products so critical to maintaining our waistlines and thickening our arteries?

      If it makes the beef even better and generates power, it's a total win.

      (With unheartfelt apologies to the veg types in the crowd).

    5. Re:Food? by nedlohs · · Score: 4, Funny

      The cows around your parts must be completely different than the lazy fucks around here.

      Sure they take a step now and then when their mouth can't reach anything edible anymore, but I wouldn't really call it "walking".

      Just ask an Intelligent Designer, they'll explain that cows are so lazy they only bothered walking part way up the hill when the flood came and hence were fossilized in the middle instead of at the top, like the less lazy people.

    6. Re:Food? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yup, just the opposite of those millions of hard-working shellfish that managed to climb to the tops of huge mountain ranges in order to be fossilized.

    7. Re:Food? by Surt · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Unfortunately, increasing exercise will reduce the tastiness of both milk and meat. The meat gets leaner (the fat is the part that gives is great taste, and is why kobe is legally required to have a minimum fat content). The milk tends to have more stress byproducts, but that impact is less important.

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    8. Re:Food? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      It’s exercise. It probably makes the meat leaner, better for you, slightly less tasty, etc.

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    9. Re:Food? by countertrolling · · Score: 2

      Not only that, but they're gonna fart a hell of a lot more, too. Should we harvest the methane?

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    10. Re:Food? by madsenj37 · · Score: 1

      Taste was secondary to health concerns in his question. So, yes perhaps the beef becomes less tasty, but we the consumers of beef and beef itself, becomes healthier with the beef on exercise and a grass-fed diet. I would much rather see grass-fed as the dominant food source and pay more. End corn subsidies now.

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    11. Re:Food? by ElizabethGreene · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Just to make sure I understand... We grow grain with petroleum based fertilizers, harvest it with diesel powered combines, diesel truck it over asphalt highways, and then feed it to cows on treadmills to make electricity. Then we diesel truck the manure off and bury it in a landfill.

      Yes, that make perfect sense.

      Here is a crazier idea! Let the cows WALK to gather GRASS instead. Then use the corn for ethanol! Why we insist on feeding 75% of our grain production to ruminants baffles me.

      -ellie

    12. Re:Food? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Apparently you've never watched cows grazing out in an open field.

      I saw one open a box of oreos and eat it right in the aisle at Safeway. She was sitting on a scooter, so that probably changes the whole exercise dynamic, though.

      No shit. I've never seen a person with an actual handicap or disability using those scooters. Every one of them had two arms and two legs and none of them were paraplegics or quadraplegics. All of them were really, horribly, disgustingly fat. I'm talking like, on the women you could not tell their gut from their tits, and the rolls of fat hanging from their shoulder blades looked like another, deformed set of tits.

      I guess they don't want to walk because they might lose some of their precious calories that way. They looked like they were trying to hang onto all the calories they could get. It's cute the way each one of them wants to pretend like their lifestyle choices have absolutely nothing to do with their weight. Helpless innocent victims, they'd have you believe.

    13. Re:Food? by quenda · · Score: 1

      No way can a cow do 2kW for 8 hours. How long have you seen a cow run for?
      A fit human can do maybe 200W on a pedal generator, so 2kW is a lot even for a bovine.
      Its nearly 3 horsepower.
      Horses can run better than cows, but still not for hours solid.
      Maybe if we bred a billion Clydesdale horses, it might put a small dent in global energy needs.

    14. Re:Food? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      >> Then we diesel truck the manure off and bury it in a landfill.

      Y'all ain't from around here, are ya?

    15. Re:Food? by Cmdr-Absurd · · Score: 1

      You forgot the methane and C02 produced by the cows.

    16. Re:Food? by Surt · · Score: 1

      Taste was absolutely clearly the primary concern in his post, read it again!

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    17. Re:Food? by mcmonkey · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Hint to mods: parent complaint is 'Funny' not 'Insightful'

      This is crazy: "We grow grain with petroleum based fertilizers, harvest it with diesel powered combines, diesel truck it over asphalt highways, and then feed it to cows on treadmills to make electricity."

      But is this any more sane: "We grow corn with petroleum based fertilizers, harvest it with diesel powered combines, diesel truck it over asphalt highways, and then feed it to yeast on treadmills to make ethanol to burn."

    18. Re:Food? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Unfortunately, increasing exercise will reduce the tastiness of both milk and meat. The meat gets leaner (the fat is the part that gives is great taste, and is why kobe is legally required to have a minimum fat content). The milk tends to have more stress byproducts, but that impact is less important.

      Do you have any citation for the difference in milk between exercised and non-exercised cows?

      I'm curious, as I'm not sure what "stress byproducts" are... but it's known that among humans, exercise during lactation does not change the makeup of breast milk, except when exercise is extremely vigorous (unlike these treadmills), and even then the impact is temporary (lasting less than 1 hour). Furthermore, there is no different in fat content, protein content, etc.

      I'm not saying that cows are biologically the same as humans... I just question that exercise would affect milk production differently among different mammals when I couldn't find any evidence to support that conclusion.

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    19. Re:Food? by CapnStank · · Score: 1

      Although it might cost more to feed them it will probably yield a higher grade meat. Less fat = higher grade = more money for the meat. Think of the texture/taste of buffalo (if you have ever had it). If every cow tasted that good then I'd be willing to fork out 20-40% more per pound of beef.

    20. Re:Food? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Apparently you've never watched cows grazing out in an open field

      I grew up near a dairy farm and watched the cows quite often. They'd run across the field, go in groups and investigate anything that made a noise or entered the field. They stood still when they were eating, but walked around quite a lot at other times.

      Maybe you just have lazy cows near you?

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    21. Re:Food? by Migraineman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Did some measurements in prep for a human-powered race. I agree - a very in-shape athlete can sustain 200W on a recumbent bike for a couple of hours. The average Joe cannot - he can sustain about 70W continuous, occasionally bursting to 250W.

      A cow that could sustain 2kW would be a frightening beast.

    22. Re:Food? by ptbarnett · · Score: 1

      They'd run across the field, go in groups and investigate anything that made a noise or entered the field.

      Cows do this because they've been conditioned to expect to eat anytime a human approaches them. Any noise is a potential arrival of a human.

    23. Re:Food? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Right here:

      Here is a crazier idea! Let the cows WALK to gather GRASS instead. Then use the corn for ethanol! Why we insist on feeding 75% of our grain production to ruminants baffles me.

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    24. Re:Food? by mini+me · · Score: 1

      The byproduct of ethanol is an excellent food source for cattle. Arguably better than whole corn itself. Why not produce ethanol and feed the same corn to cattle who can walk on treadmills?

      Also, who buries their manure in a landfill? Manure makes for a nice fertilizer when spread on fields, and it also makes for another nice power source when put in a digester.

    25. Re:Food? by KevinKnSC · · Score: 1

      Just a guess, but maybe the part where he said "Then use the corn for ethanol!"?

    26. Re:Food? by ElizabethGreene · · Score: 1

      You make an excellent point, and I don't have an answer to it.

      It is possible to grow corn and other ethanol feedstock without dead dinosaur fuels, but would that be solving the right problem?

      -e

    27. Re:Food? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Hint to mods: parent complaint is 'Funny' not 'Insightful'

      Hint back at you: a Funny mod doesn't improve the recipient's karma and an Insightful one does. So those in the know tend to save their Funny mods for ACs and for posts they think are wrong but in an interesting way.

    28. Re:Food? by Rastl · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No shit. I've never seen a person with an actual handicap or disability using those scooters. Every one of them had two arms and two legs and none of them were paraplegics or quadraplegics.

      Oh, so my mother who was in end stage cancer and unable to walk more than a dozen yards doesn't qualify? She had two arms and two legs.

      I agree that a fair number of the people using them might look like they would benefit from exercise but that doesn't mean that I have any right to judge whether or not they use a scooter. Ditto with the handicap cards. I'm not qualified to decide if they're handicapped or not so I don't bother worrying about it.

    29. Re:Food? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My uncle does this on his dairy farm for a good part of the year, but still needs hay and sileage because the cows simply refuse to eat grass through a foot of snow.

      Presumably the situation is similar in Northern Ireland.

    30. Re:Food? by torkus · · Score: 1

      I was with you until you went for corn-based ethanol.

      It's horribly inefficient and was only championed as a 'gimmie' to corn farmers. The same group who actually used to get paid by the gov't NOT to grow anything in order to keep from flooding the market with grain.

      We feed grain to moo-moo's because some of us like the tasty meat or milk. It's not an efficient process, but there's not enough wild animals (nor would catching them be efficient) to meet the meat demands in our country/world.

      A better question is to look at increased food intake vs. power output. The cost of the grain (in theory if not in practice) includes the fuel cost to grow/transport it. If power output is worth more than the grain costs it's (in theory) a net win.

      Meh. Still overall a silly idea in the end if you ask me.

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    31. Re:Food? by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Funny
      "You forgot the methane and C02 produced by the cows."

      A small price to pay for yummy milk, cheeses, steaks and roasts...

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    32. Re:Food? by modecx · · Score: 1

      Cows get more fat as a result of eating grain more than anything else, (especially intramuscular fat, which gives oh so precious marbling). Grain fed cows are just more fatty compared to those eating grass, but grass fed cows are much more tasty. In fact, if you feed cows too much grain they get sick (since they evolved to eat grass) but breeders are working to remove this quality from the gene pool.

      The UDSA may grade the grain fed meat higher, but the grass fed cow will be far better tasting, even if it is less fatty... And, it's better for you, since much less of the fat is saturated, there are also more omega-3 acids in grass fed beef. Cows are supposed to move around a bit, even if they are grazing machines. I don't see that a bit of exercise is going to be very detrimental to quality. Might even be better.

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    33. Re:Food? by S.O.B. · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Excellent idea. In the past it was difficult to harvest the methane because they were all over the fields.

      Now that they're on treadmills I say we put a feeding tube in one end, a gas hose in the other and a milking machine on their udders. Now if we can only genetically modify them to shed their skin like a snake we could radically increase leather production too.

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    34. Re:Food? by TheLink · · Score: 2, Informative

      Uh, that's almost like promoting junk food that tastes crappier but is a bit healthier for you ;).

      Beef isn't the healthiest of foods for humans ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_meat#Health_risks ).

      So if you're going to eat beef, you might as well be eating beef that tastes good.

      On the other hand if you want to have a healthier diet, eat more vegetables and regularly eat oceanic fish (the ones lower down the food chain with less mercury and crap). You can still have a nice steak once in a while.

      p.s. if you actually like very lean cuts of beef, then I guess you don't have to worry about the heart disease risk, not so sure about the cancer risk tho.

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    35. Re:Food? by wagnerrp · · Score: 1

      I was just thinking the same thing. I remember visiting a hydroelectric dam as a kid where they had an exercise bike hooked up to a generator and a 60W bulb. Everyone there who tried it had a hard time keeping it at full brightness.

    36. Re:Food? by eleuthero · · Score: 1

      1) since the cow is going to be eating the material anyway, why not do this (there are many times of the year where having the cows remain in peak condition requires they have extra food beyond grass anyway).

      2) Since the manure is actually going to be UV'ed and then bagged as fertilizer (which can be used on the grain), an entire two sections of your complaint are unnecessary.

      3) Exercised cows have leaner meat and more muscle mass... this sounds like it might be worthwhile (although they are doing it for milking cows, not those used for meat).

    37. Re:Food? by Surt · · Score: 3, Interesting

      No, it's anecdotal based on a dairy owning friend who likes to complain about the activists who want the cows to be free range, and the number of complaints about milk quality he gets when he does. He can't win.

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    38. Re:Food? by ElizabethGreene · · Score: 1

      Please don't think I support ethanol as a Panacea. Unfortunately, Joe Iowa is so far in debt and heavy metal he realistically can't grow anything else. Maybe the next generation of farmers can see that, but this generation just won't happen.

    39. Re:Food? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, lessee, in this part of the country (southeastern Pennsylvania), the cows eat grass in the summer, and the manure is spread on the fields used to grow the grass (ever drive through dairy country on a spreadding day?), alfalfa and corn for the winter. So, except for the methane, the cow exhaust is re-used for cow fuel. Some farmers are starting to make attempts to capture that, too.

      (And if you're a traditionalist agriculturist - like the Amish in Lancaster County - you don't use diesel on tractors, since you don't have any, and you don't use synthetic fertilizer or pesticides on the crops, either.)

    40. Re:Food? by MiniMike · · Score: 4, Funny

      Could the scooter fit on a treadmill?

    41. Re:Food? by losfromla · · Score: 1

      Then use the corn for ethanol! Why we insist on feeding 75% of our grain production to ruminants baffles me.

      Probably because GMO corn tastes like shit and only animals which have no choice in the matter will ingest it. I think it's also acceptable for corn oil due to the deodorizers that they add after it becomes rancid during processing.

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    42. Re:Food? by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

      Then use the corn for ethanol!

      Corn-based ethanol production takes massive amounts of water, and also requires most of the same petrochemical inputs you mentioned already. It only exists due to massive govenment subsidies, a fair chunk of which probably ends up in the pockets of truly scary near-monopolies such as Archer-Daniels-Midland.

    43. Re:Food? by FlyMysticalDJ · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree. I know that my mother would be in one for her arthritis were it not for the fact that she is bull headed and pushes herself harder than most people would deem possible. From what I've heard, once you stop and sit down... You just don't get back up. If you have a problem that keeps you from walking, walking less will lower your muscle mass, making it less likely that your body has the capacity to compensate for your problem. Meaning that these people may not have even been fat in the first place. But if they physically just cannot force themselves to walk anymore... well a lack of exercise tends to lead towards weight gain.

    44. Re:Food? by c1ay · · Score: 1

      Do they need to eat more?

      Not only do they eat more? Do they produce more methane by eating more? Methane is a bigger greenhouse gas than CO2 is. His method may not be so "clean" after all.

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    45. Re:Food? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just to make sure I understand... We grow grain with petroleum based fertilizers, harvest it with diesel powered combines, diesel truck it over asphalt highways, and then feed it to cows on treadmills to make electricity. Then we diesel truck the manure off and bury it in a landfill.

      Yes, that make perfect sense.

      Here is a crazier idea! Let the cows WALK to gather GRASS instead. Then use the corn for ethanol! Why we insist on feeding 75% of our grain production to ruminants baffles me.

      -ellie

      Just to make sure I understand... We grow grain with petroleum based fertilizers, harvest it with diesel powered combines, diesel truck it over asphalt highways, and then feed it to cows on treadmills to make electricity. Then we diesel truck the manure off and bury it in a landfill.

      Yes, that make perfect sense.

      Here is a crazier idea! Let the cows WALK to gather GRASS instead. Then use the corn for ethanol! Why we insist on feeding 75% of our grain production to ruminants baffles me.

      -ellie

      Just to make sure I understand... We grow grain with petroleum based fertilizers, harvest it with diesel powered combines, diesel truck it over asphalt highways, and then feed it to cows on treadmills to make electricity. Then we diesel truck the manure off and bury it in a landfill.

      Yes, that make perfect sense.

      Here is a crazier idea! Let the cows WALK to gather GRASS instead. Then use the corn for ethanol! Why we insist on feeding 75% of our grain production to ruminants baffles me.

      -ellie

      Letting cows free-range isn't very environmentally friendly either, the McDonalds and Burger King cows are largely harvested from farms in south America where its cheaper to slash and burn hundreds and thousands of acres of Rain forest to let the cows eat grass.

      The farms of the future should be vertical farms in cities, where the plants and animals are used for both food and energy for the building itself. There's quite a bit of literature on the subject I suggest you read up on it.

    46. Re:Food? by NewWorldDan · · Score: 1

      It's still more efficient than producing Ethanol, so what's your beef?

    47. Re:Food? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      The idea that saturated fat causes heart disease does not correlate with reality.

    48. Re:Food? by snowraver1 · · Score: 1

      If you like steak, you don't want your cow to be all ripped. If you look at a cutting chart, the best meat is meat that is not excercised much. Tenderloins rarely work, and are soo tender. Rump roasts are worked thoughly, so they need to be slowly cooked to tender it up.

      I would bet that the only cows on these treadmills are the dairy cows, or maybe bulls, because they have poor meat anyways.

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    49. Re:Food? by Z34107 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Cows are lazy, but also very curious.

      I was bicycling past a herd of cattle, and they all looked up and stared at me. They started wandering towards the road I was at, following me, but soon broke from "mosey" into full-out "walk." I sped up, and so did the cows - they were leaping, like giant, bloated, mooing rabbits, fully keeping pace with my bicycle.

      Granted, I never had cancer, but I'd like to think I bicycle faster than cows. They were almost doing 20 miles an hour.

      They're evil, too. My grandfather was a farmer back in the day. One day working in the fields, a door-to-door salesman drove up, through the field, to try to hawk something to him. My grandfather was annoyed, naturally, but the cows discovered his car and licked all the chrome off.

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    50. Re:Food? by VariableRob · · Score: 1

      What breed of cattle does he have?

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    51. Re:Food? by Dan667 · · Score: 1

      ethanol is a scam and worse for the environment. It takes more energy to make ethanol than is saves.

    52. Re:Food? by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 1

      The mountain shellfish that you mentioned are indeed a great role model for all carbon-based lifeforms. They didn't depend on government handouts to get to the top of that mountain, they just pulled themselves up by their own bootstraps. Or they would have, if they had legs. They didn't blame anyone for the loss of their legs - some Chinaman took them in Korea - but they went out and achieved anyway!

    53. Re:Food? by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      A cow that could sustain 2kW would be a frightening beast.

      I for one welcome our new well-trained bovine overlords.

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    54. Re:Food? by losfromla · · Score: 1

      I have no citations but am going to guess that the contrast regarding stress was between a cow grazing in an open field vs being held captive and "forced" to walk on a treadmill. I find it a little weird that the cow "has" to walk (if it didn't, no electricity would be generated) so I imagine the treadmill is inclined to such a degree that the cow is constantly, if slowly, falling back away from the food so has to walk to get near it again. Thus it is really functioning as a dead weight forcing the treadmill back then setting itself back at the top, near the food, only to fall back away from the food again. Sisyphus, was a bit stressed so I imagine so would the cows be seeing as how the job is essentially the same.

      I'd suggest looking for stress byproducts in milk with no relation to exercise, since the stressor here isn't activity but rather the captivity and forced nature of the work being done by the cow. Do lactating humans produce milk with a different chemical makeup when in forced-labor conditions? Is the question I suggest you should be asking.

      In case it's not clear, I didn't RTFA thus my hypothesizing about the treadmill.

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    55. Re:Food? by northernfrights · · Score: 1

      I can almost guarantee this is a moot point. The muscle is an extremely efficient machine, much more than anything we can build, if I recall my physics lessons correctly.

    56. Re:Food? by orasio · · Score: 1

      3) Exercised cows have leaner meat and more muscle mass... this sounds like it might be worthwhile (although they are doing it for milking cows, not those used for meat).

      Leaner meat is lower quality meat.
      The most expensive beef comes from spoiled, lazy japanese cows.
      You could eventually get good prices with organic, grass fed beef, but there are a lot of reasons why you can't do it in North America. Here in Uruguay, cows are mostly grass fed, and grain is used during droughts, or in some specific conditions.
      Putting cows in a barn would be a waste of resources, because you would have to bring them fresh grass, and the exercise would work against the tenderness of the beef, which means selling it as a lesser grade.

    57. Re:Food? by jDeepbeep · · Score: 1

      I've never seen a person with an actual handicap or disability using those scooters.

      I've always referred to them as 'fat-carts'. Is scooter the PC word to use though? Personal mobility device?

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    58. Re:Food? by bongk · · Score: 1

      It also seems crazy that this weekend I paid less for a gallon of milk that was pumped out of an animal than I paid for a gallon of gas that was pumped out of the ground.

    59. Re:Food? by crmarvin42 · · Score: 4, Informative

      How many generations are you separated from the farm Ellie??

      Don't bother answering that, it's retorical. Animal production farms are always associated with crop production farms where the manure is spread on fields as fertilizer. Landfills are full of trash, not animal waste (unless you count cat and dog feces).

      We don't feed 75% of our grain production to ruminants. We don't even feed 75% of our grain production to livestock (which includes pigs and poultry). According to the USDA, nearly a third (~ 4.25 billion bushels) of domestic corn production is expected to be used for ethanol in 2009/10. In the same season, ~5 billion bushels (~45%) will be used for "Feed and residual uses" which includes both human consumption and livestock use, and another ~2 billion bushels will be exported.

      As to the original topic, putting cows on treadmills, I don't see it being feasible. Cows are rough on equipment, so the treadmills would need to be very robust. Cow manure is very corrosive, so they'd either have to use expensive equipment that is durable, or have a high rate of failure of various parts. I do have to admit though, that cows do a fair amount of walking in free stall barns, but I just don't see how you'd get them to use the treadmills instead of walking up and down the isles as they do now. IMO, it's a case of something being technically plausible, but ultimately unfeasible.

      Definitely an intriguing idea though. I'd be interested to see if they could do something similar with an animal that is raised in a more confined environment, like a gestating sow. It would require that she get more food, but her appetite already oustrips what she's allowed to eat so that's not an issue (whereas dairy farmers don't want their cows to be wasting any of the energy that could be going into milk production, and the cows are already offered ad libitum feed). It would come down to whether the electricity a sow could generate would save the farmer more money over the increased feed, equipment, and management costs.

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    60. Re:Food? by Rei · · Score: 1

      One more question: do you have a time machine I could borrow to go back and punch myself for poor reading comprehension? ;)

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    61. Re:Food? by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you should go tell the National Cattlemen's Beef Association to use fattier cuts of beef for their next study.

      They picked lean cuts of red meat for their 1999 study ( http://archinte.ama-assn.org/cgi/content/full/159/12/1331 ).

      Maybe you can teach them a thing or two.

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    62. Re:Food? by rainmouse · · Score: 1

      Not that making them walk is likely to work anyway. The vast majority of cows are on massive corporate farm complexes and pumped so full of growth hormones that their legs can barely (and frequently cannot) support their own body weight. Probably be cheaper and more humane to catch cow farts and burn it to power turbines.

    63. Re:Food? by r_jensen11 · · Score: 1

      Why we insist on feeding 75% of our grain production to ruminants baffles me.

      -ellie

      Could it have anything to do with major dairy states (e.g. Wisconsin) not having year-long growing seasons due to being covered with snow for significant portions of the year?

    64. Re:Food? by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Clearly those cows were trying to catch and eat you.

      Their evil murderous instincts overcome their lazy instincts occasionally.

      Almost as bad as rabbits.

    65. Re:Food? by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

      Just be happy the fatties don't have personal levitation devices like Baron Harkonnen. At least for now they can't reach the top shelves unless they have a trained monkey.

    66. Re:Food? by crmarvin42 · · Score: 1

      I don't know how much time you actually spend watching cows walk, but they do a fair amount of it. In grazing situations, they can travel pretty far over the course of a day. I know, because I worked on a couple of dairy farms that incorporated grazing when possible. I had to track them down to bring them in for the evening milkings. However, with that being said I don't really see this being feasible, no matter how plausible.

      I do know of a breed of pigs that is so lazy they'll sit down with their head in the feeder and not move unless forced. They are an older line, not used anymore in part because of how much fat they put down due to their sedentary nature.

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    67. Re:Food? by Rei · · Score: 1

      The byproduct of ethanol is an excellent food source for cattle.

      Not really. Distillers' grain is an acceptable food source for cattle and provides some nutritional benefits, but must be limited in consumption and mixed with actual food as a minority component (~20% or so).

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    68. Re:Food? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so what's your beef?

      Cows. Beef. I see what you did there!

    69. Re:Food? by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 1

      But I am Lactose Intolerant you insensitive clod.
      But if you grind em up into hamburgers when you are done with them, you can count me in.

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    70. Re:Food? by Rei · · Score: 1

      Plus, for those who care, grass-fed cattle tend to be a lot healthier, and live much longer lives (if not interrupted for the slaughterhouse). They don't put on mass as quickly, though, and grass-fed dairy cattle don't produce as much milk (grain is much more calorie dense, obviously).

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    71. Re:Food? by Fahrvergnuugen · · Score: 1

      Their manure is used as fertilizer to grow food (either for the cows or for us). Sure, it may be supplemented with chemical fertilizer, but no farmer throws away manure. It's like black gold.

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    72. Re:Food? by hawguy · · Score: 1

      Also, cows don't typically sweat like a horse, so even if a cow can produce 2KW peak it's not likely that it can sustain that level of output for 8 hours due to cooling issues.

    73. Re:Food? by CorporateSuit · · Score: 1
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    74. Re:Food? by crmarvin42 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Correction # 1:
      Cattle are not as sedentary as you may believe. Range raised beef cattle walk between 2.8 and 4 kilometers/day according to a 1991 study published the Journal of Animal Science. This means they are already doing a lot of walking. The real question is whether we can capture that energy they are already spending, and turn it into electricity at a price that is acceptable. (I doubt that they can, but I could be wrong)

      Correction # 2:
      Exercise does not increase "stress byproduct" concentrations (what every that's supposed to mean), unless the exercise in forced. As I mentioned before, the animals already do a fair amount of walking on their own initiative. In that case the actions taken to force the exercize would be causing the stress, not the exercise itself.

      Correction # 3:
      It is the intramuscular fat that is responsible for the great taste. Backfat is often cut off by consumers and not eaten due to texture issues, and sometime for cooking issues. Kobe beef is completely unlike anything raised for the general consumer market, so trying to draw conclusions based on that niche market is inadvisable.

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    75. Re:Food? by Surt · · Score: 1

      Guernsay? I think. I'm sure i've probably heard him say it a dozen times, but it's sort of polite conversation for me.

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    76. Re:Food? by TheMeuge · · Score: 1

      ... not so sure about the cancer risk tho...

      The single most vile carcinogen, responsible for the vast majority of all cancers... ... is oxygen.

      There are a number of cultures in the world that consume a diet of meat and milk and cheese that's extremely high in saturated fats... and yet live very long lives, such as the tribes of the Caucasus mountains.

      Just like one's cholesterol level is only marginally related to the cholesterol intake, saturated fat is not innately harmful. How much of it people eat at a sitting, coupled with their level of physical activity is what's important.

    77. Re:Food? by ravenscar · · Score: 1

      I get your point, but there are interesting concerns on the other end as well. Cattle are often raised on pasture for 9 months or so and then shipped off to high density pens where they are grown and fattened on grain http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cattle_feeding . Moving cattle to these areas greatly reduces the amount of pasture land necessary to sustain the 30 or so million cattle that the US produces every year. This is important because the grazing of cattle has had (and continues to have) devastating impacts on the riparian zones of the Southwest. Reducing this environmental strain has a number of positive impacts. For more info on riparian land damage see: http://www.publiclandsranching.org/htmlres/wr_lifeblood_west.htm

      If you're really concerned about the impacts of cattle (be it their strain on energy or their impacts to the environment) it's probably best to give up or greatly reduce your use of cattle products. That's an ugly proposition for people like me who love beef and cheese, but I can't help see the logic.

    78. Re:Food? by operagost · · Score: 1

      Why we insist on burning our food in our vehicles is beyond me.

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    79. Re:Food? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      No shit. I've never seen a person with an actual handicap or disability using those scooters. Every one of them had two arms and two legs and none of them were paraplegics or quadraplegics.

      Oh, so my mother who was in end stage cancer and unable to walk more than a dozen yards doesn't qualify? She had two arms and two legs.

      I agree that a fair number of the people using them might look like they would benefit from exercise but that doesn't mean that I have any right to judge whether or not they use a scooter. Ditto with the handicap cards. I'm not qualified to decide if they're handicapped or not so I don't bother worrying about it.

      Anytime a generalization is made, an obvious generalization, inevitably somebody pipes up with "but X is an exception" and seriously believes they have made a useful point. That's what you've done. It's like you seriously believe one should discard the fact that it's mostly fatties who use those scooters merely because you know one person who used them for another reason. You do realize that saying "I have never seen this" is not remotely the same thing as saying "this does not exist anywhere", right? This can't be a hard thing to understand unless of course your emotions about your mother's condition are overriding your reasoning. No offense, but that is your problem. Ever heard of the concept of the exceptions proving the rule? I'm sure you have and are choosing to ignore it.

      Fact is, obesity is a real problem in America and elsewhere and has a great deal of impact on whether mobility devices like scooters are used. Fact is, unlike cancer patients, most fatties do have control over their condition and could work to change it. The reason they don't is that they want to blame genetics, being "big-boned", etc. rather than face the fact that they are responsible for their condition. Fact is, avodiing physical activity like walking (more like waddling in their case) is a great way to remain fat. Fact is, if you burn more calories than you eat you will lose weight -- you'd have to disprove some very fundamental laws of physics to argue otherwise. Fatties need to either consume fewer calories or burn more calories, or both, and their refusal to do so means they are choosing to be fatties. Choosing something means the person is not helpless but is actively making a lifestyle choice.

      It's mysterious to me why fatties allow their condition to get so bad in the first place. They weren't born obese. It took time to happen. They became 10 pounds overweight and didn't do anything about it. Then they became 20 pounds overweight and still didn't see the writing on the wall. Then 30, then 50, etc. At any point along this progression, they could have said "hey, this is going to keep getting worse if I keep doing the same thing, but if I do something right now I can start reversing the damage before it progresses further." Yet they don't, because that would mean taking responsibility for their choices and they'd rather make excuses. Think about it this way -- if you cannot even take control over your own body because you don't believe it's worthwhile to care about yourself enough to do so, how can anyone argue with you? Why should they be concerned about you?

      Oh and incidentally, if you've ever seen cancer patients you'd know it's quite easy to distinguish them from the morbidly obese. Cancer tends to make someone waste away, not become fat. If they are on chemeotherapy, the fact that this makes their hair fall out is also a dead giveaway. It just isn't difficult to tell the difference. That isn't the same as "judging" anything unless seeing a spade and calling it a spade is your idea of being judgmental. There is no criteria for "am I qualified?" when it comes to a personal opinion so there's no good reason for you to mention that. If I were an elected official who wanted to start taking away handicap cards and access to things like scooters, then and only then would you have a case for whether I need to be qualified to make medical assessments. Nice red herring there.

    80. Re:Food? by SirGarlon · · Score: 3, Informative

      Why we insist on feeding 75% of our grain production to ruminants baffles me.

      For beef cattle, we do it because they bulk up faster on grain than on grass. It is possible to buy range-fed beef, though if I recall it is substantially more expensive. The rancher is a business man and he makes better profits feeding grain to his cattle to get them ready for slaughter. This in turn enables him to sustain his (usually modest) livelihood and enable the consumer to afford beef as a staple rather than as a luxury. If all beef were range-fed then the economics of beef production would be totally different.

      For dairy cattle, they are often range-fed in my region (New England) but due to freezing temperatures cattle have to be fed on silage in the winter. Otherwise they'd stop producing milk and we'd either have to import milk from outside the region, or go without.

      So, we feed 75% of our grain production to cattle so we can have readily available beef and milk. Why we think we need so much beef is another question, and one that does make me scratch my head a little.

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    81. Re:Food? by Pharmboy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      >> Then we diesel truck the manure off and bury it in a landfill.

      Y'all ain't from around here, are ya?

      I was about to say, I pay $2 to $4 a bag for that stuff to put on my blueberries, blackberries, etc. Better yet: use human waste for lawns, fields and golf courses.

      We cleared off 1/4 acre of wood (which was taken to the lumber mill and turned into railroad ties) and in order to get grass to grow in the poor soil, we hauled in a tandem load (about 11 cubic yards or about 9-10 cubic meters) of "sterilized compost" from the waste treatment plant. This means grass clippings, leaves and human poo, sterilized and composted, all "trash" that the county has to deal with. It costs $110, delivered, and we spread by hand. Best. Lawn. Ever. And no, it doesn't smell like poo, just a little like ammonia (like all compost) for a couple of days.

      I'm a conservative who is a conservationist (ie: I have no use for environmentalists as I want to USE the resources we protect) and this is the right way to recycle and reuse, as it gives great results, cheaper, and creates less landfill, which is where it would have gone if I didn't spread it on the lawn. AND it allowed the waste plant to make a profit on something they normally would have to pay to dispose of.

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    82. Re:Food? by Captain+Centropyge · · Score: 1

      If it were my farm, it's likely I'd only have a few of the cows walking on the treadmill to power the milking machines, then switch them for "fresh" cow energy. After each group of cows is milked/walked, they get let back into the pasture. There's no need to keep the machines running 8 hours a day by the same cows. Otherwise those cows produce bad quality milk compared to the rest. Rotate the bunch in and out of the treadmills and they'll do just fine. Good luck doing that, though, when you have 1,000 cows to deal with. Figuring out how to group and rotate the cows could get interesting...

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    83. Re:Food? by causality · · Score: 1

      Then use the corn for ethanol! Why we insist on feeding 75% of our grain production to ruminants baffles me.

      Probably because GMO corn tastes like shit and only animals which have no choice in the matter will ingest it. I think it's also acceptable for corn oil due to the deodorizers that they add after it becomes rancid during processing.

      That and in my opinion, GMO corn fuels the evil which is the Monsanto Corporation. In my opinion, if their corporate charter were revoked and all their patents invalidated and all their assets sold at auction, everyone would be better off. It's hard to imagine a more terrible power than control over the food supply.

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    84. Re:Food? by PRMan · · Score: 1

      Tell that to Brazil.

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    85. Re:Food? by SirGarlon · · Score: 1

      And, does using a treadmill reduce their milk production? I would bet it does. I never worked on a farm but I grew up in dairy country. Getting cows to consistently produce is both complicated, and vitally important to the survival of a dairy farm. The wholesale price of milk is only in the low tens of dollars per hundredweight, whereas the electricity produced by the treadmill is worth maybe one dollar per hour, if that. So if the use of the treadmill perturbs milk production even slightly, it's a money loser for the dairy farmer.

      On the other hand the farmer could just construct a windmill in the pasture and get lots more electricity without affecting his feed costs or production at all.

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    86. Re:Food? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Why should CO2 from any animal; food, wild, human, whatever, count? What's the difference between cow farts and elephant farts? This CO2 is natural, CO2 from burning jurassic plants is not.

    87. Re:Food? by u38cg · · Score: 1

      I've no idea what the impact of exercise is, but certainly the impact of diet on milk is vast. You can if you know what you're doing make a pretty good estimate of what a cow was fed on and even where it lives from its milk.

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    88. Re:Food? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Also, four funnys and one insighful = +5, Insightful, as I found out when wondering why a comment I made that was clearly a joke was modded +5, insightful and checked the moderation history (click the score on any comment to see the moderations)

    89. Re:Food? by Brett+Buck · · Score: 1

      I have seen plenty of cows, having grown up on or near farms. Cows travel a very set pattern around the fields and are in constant motion. Note also that the metabolic output is the vast majority of the energy uses - just keeping the temperature up and the systems running is a huge fraction of the output. That's why it takes a huge amount of exercise to burn calories. So the differential in energy requirements between ambling around a field and chewing, and walking a treadmill at a moderate pace, and chewing, probably isn't all that big.

            Its a stupid scheme for other reasons, of course. Instead of having the cows get some of their own food, you have to cut it and bring it to them somehow. Because of the metabolic issues, it takes far more feed to keep them going than they will ever output. You would probably do better sticking thermocouples in their sides and using it to charge a battery. Or tossing them in a furnace and burning them for fuel to run a generator. Or even better, burning their feed for fuel - the cow is an unnecessary and very inefficient middle-man. And of course their price on the market when you finally sell them for meat is much lower than regular cows because you are going to eventually run them ragged so they are too lean.

            Brett

    90. Re:Food? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      You weigh how much? Think about a 2000 pound animal wandering slowly up hill. Think gravity.

    91. Re:Food? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The genetically modified corn used for ethanol production is not the same breed used for feeding livestock.

      Pretty bold statement... do you have a citation?

    92. Re:Food? by Temposs · · Score: 1

      The problem is the assumption that we have to use corn at all. Corn is highly subsidized by the government, which is the reason it's used in every which way the agri-business folks can think of, like feeding it to the majority of cattle, turning it into ethanol fuel, and extracting cheap high-fructose corn syrup from it. We have massive corn production that increases every year, and there is a constant scramble to find ways to create demand for all of the supply.

      But we don't need to use corn in these ways. If we didn't grow so much damn corn, we wouldn't need to find these wacky uses for it, like feeding it to an animal that gets sick trying to digest it. The most sane thing to do is stop the excess corn production outside of maybe chicken(and similar animals) feed and food products made directly from corn, like tortillas and corn meal and such.

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    93. Re:Food? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Corn-based ethanol production takes massive amounts of water

      That's not a problem in corn country; they only irrigate here in times of severe drought. But corn-based ethanol is far more ineficient than using other plants to make ethanol; corn based ethanol is for drinking (BEER!).

      My state is one who lobbies for ethanol corn; also, another strike against corn for fuel is it makes the price of food (and some beers, like Budweiser) go up. And as to ADM, they are IMO truly evil; visit Decatur some time, the city smells like someone mixed a huge pile of shit and sugar, threw a couple of dead pigs on top, and set it on fire. I avoid Decatur whenever possible.

    94. Re:Food? by Fnkmaster · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There's this *really* cool thing called a free market economy that prevents bozos from implementing cockamamie schemes that don't create any economic value. Then we go and do stupid shit like subsidizing corn production to fuck up these economics. I'm not an absolutist, but when it comes to energy production technologies, we really should just let the market sort it out, and abolish the corn subsidies.

      Things that make no sense in terms of net energy production will inherently be money-losing ventures in the absence of state intervention. So we won't have to listen to people whining about how bioethanol is inherently a net energy-wasting fuel (gee, if it is, and it produces no economic value otherwise, it will be a money losing venture and nobody will make it).

      Beyond that research funding and venture capital investment should finance the technologies that are actually capable of producing net energy, rather than those that have figured out how to game the system of subsidies best.

    95. Re:Food? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      That is referring to gaseous nitrous oxide (N2O) emissions produced by some soil microbes, which cannot easily survive in freezing soil vs. in soil which was protected throughout the winter by an insulating layer of grass and snow which keeps the soil above freezing and produces plenty of moisture in the springtime to help the microbes thrive. They discovered that bacterial N2O emissions were lower in the springtime if the grasses were kept short (by grazing or mowing).

      “Nitrogen” is altogether different: a fertilizer component which is added to the soil and has nothing to do with global warming.

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    96. Re:Food? by orasio · · Score: 1

      On the other hand if you want to have a healthier diet, eat more vegetables and regularly eat oceanic fish (the ones lower down the food chain with less mercury and crap). You can still have a nice steak once in a while.

      p.s. if you actually like very lean cuts of beef, then I guess you don't have to worry about the heart disease risk, not so sure about the cancer risk tho.

      If by "once in a while" you don't mean everyday, you are not being reasonable. What kind of life would be that, if I can't have beef?

    97. Re:Food? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AMEN to that Rastl - my father, a former U.S. Marine and veteran of the Korean War, much to his own dislike, was also forced by the ravages of age and wounds suffered in defence of his country, to use one of those scooters, as he neared the end of his life. I was constantly amazed by the attitude of people who had never met him, knew nothing about his true physical condition and yet made comments about "lazy old farts and their scooters" when seeing my father.

    98. Re:Food? by TheLink · · Score: 1

      > There are a number of cultures in the world that consume a diet of meat and milk and cheese that's extremely high in saturated fats... and yet live very long lives

      There's a hypothesis going around that the milk is different and has different health effects (if that's true, then perhaps the meat is also different too).

      http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11015514
      http://www.nzma.org.nz/journal/116-1168/295/
      Counter study: http://www.nzma.org.nz/journal/116-1170/368/

      I guess we'll have to wait a few more years to find out :).

      It may also be that humans don't do well at mixing the two metabolic modes - carb burning and fat burning, so being on a low carb diet high fat diet is OK, and a moderate carb + low sat fat diet is ok, but a diet with carbs + saturated fat is bad.

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    99. Re:Food? by Dan+Ost · · Score: 1

      Yup. Free range cows eat all sorts of crap that effects the taste of the milk.

      For an even better example, the meat from a deer that eats thistle and tree bark is almost inedible, while the meat from a deer that eats alfalfa and clover tastes wonderful...

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    100. Re:Food? by init100 · · Score: 1

      Tenderloins rarely work, and are soo tender.

      But would tenderloins and similar cuts be degraded by putting the cow on a treadmill? Walking probably doesn't use every muscle in the body, but I don't know which are used and which are not.

    101. Re:Food? by thoughtprovoking · · Score: 1

      Just to make sure I understand... We grow grain with petroleum based fertilizers,

      Actually that is not quite true. The majority of fertilizer is produced as byproduct of food processing or through the mining of potassium combined with nitrates to produce the commonly used product of potassium nitrate. the same chemical used at the Oklahoma City Bombing. it also primarily comes from the large quantities of cow manure produced at feed lots. most petrolium base products are the pesticides and herbicides used to keep the bugs and weeds out of the grain.

    102. Re:Food? by elnyka · · Score: 1

      Uh, that's almost like promoting junk food that tastes crappier but is a bit healthier for you ;).

      Beef isn't the healthiest of foods for humans ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_meat#Health_risks ).

      So if you're going to eat beef, you might as well be eating beef that tastes good.

      On the other hand if you want to have a healthier diet, eat more vegetables and regularly eat oceanic fish (the ones lower down the food chain with less mercury and crap). You can still have a nice steak once in a while.

      p.s. if you actually like very lean cuts of beef, then I guess you don't have to worry about the heart disease risk, not so sure about the cancer risk tho.

      That's only a concern for sedentary couch potatoes in the industrialized world (specially in the US). In any meat-eating country where you have to walk 2 miles a day at least, saturated fats from red meat becomes a negligible remote possibility, so remote it makes no sense to even consider it.

    103. Re:Food? by chadplusplus · · Score: 1

      Eh, don't forget the GMO soy bean and their efforts to destroy heirloom soy bean farming.

    104. Re:Food? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 2, Informative

      More my issue is that the original studies used something like 30 model countries, and found the correlations in under half of them; in the other half they found no correlation, or inverse correlation. The original researcher published a commentary on this, which effectively said "I think eating fat is bad; if we ignore half the data, you can kind of see it." Then other people took that and ran with it, ignoring whatever in the data was inconvenient.

      In short, the actual assertion that saturated fat intake causes cholesterol problems by itself comes from extremely shaky data. It's been proposed that the problem is the intake of too much starch, which prevents the metabolism of said fats; but then, you have nutty people coming up with things like the Atkins diet, missing the point on that too.

      So we have silly people deciding that any intake of fat is bad for you; and other silly people deciding that any intake of starch is bad for you. Welcome to Earth; everything here has a brain made out of mostly fat.

    105. Re:Food? by operagost · · Score: 1

      Sir, you win the internet.

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    106. Re:Food? by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      People with chronic fatigue, weak hearts, damaged lungs look normal but lack the energy to do what healthy people take for granted.

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    107. Re:Food? by Bandman · · Score: 1

      You can't just compare like that. You've got to look at volume.

      For instance, you say cow farts are "natural" sources. Natural how? As in, because they're produced by animals? How would you explain the unnatural population of animals that we've bred into being, solely for consumption? All of those extra animals contribute, too, but can't be considered "natural", at least in the way you were meaning it.

      The truth is that there is not, never was, and can't be, a single canonical "right" amount of CO2 in the atmosphere. We're living in a world that changes drastically over the course of 10,000 years. Millions of years ago, insects were the size of us, just because of a _slight_ change in the O2 percentage in the atmosphere. Was that wrong? Or was that right? How about a few millions of years before that, when CO2 was king, and plants evolved because it was the most plentiful, and they exuded a caustic gas, O2?

      This biosphere adapts. The animals (including us) come and go, and change and adapt to the circumstances of thousands and millions of years, but there's no "wrong" or "right", there's only "right now".

      Now, you could argue from the point of view that since we're the dominant form of life, most intelligent, and technologically advanced, we have a sort of noblesse oblige to "fix" things. Especially since there's evidence that we "broke" them.

      There's a sort of universal guilt among the ecologically-friendly people that attempts to repent for their lifestyle. "Carbon credits", for one. Buying organic food, for another. People feel guilty for their "footprint" and try to buy the new age equivalent of indulgences. "I fly a lot, so I buy carbon credits". Great. I mean, not as good as not flying, but at least you feel better about yourself. "I buy organic because pesticides hurt the environment". Awesome. Unfortunately, you had to work nearly twice as much to pay for those organic foods, not to mention that it's unbelievably inefficient, and much more susceptible to disease than the cheaper, prettier, just-as-healthy food 20 feet down the row at the grocery store.

      We need to get past the guilt for breaking our planet, because we haven't. It isn't broken. We might have changed our planet, but it's not broken. As soon as we change the terminology, we can stop focusing on the guilt, and start focusing on what's really happening. We want to change the planet again, but in the other direction. We want to change it, because it's going to be more comfortable for us like that. It's what we're used to. It's how we like it, and we (might) have the technology to do it. So stop concentrating on guilt, and start concentrating on the real goal. We're being selfish, by trying to adjust the planet for our own gain, and there's nothing wrong with that. We've been doing it ever since we killed the first snakes that lived under the rocks we were moved when we built the first house. It's only a matter of scale.

    108. Re:Food? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      A man once told me his car needs a gallon of gas to go 20 miles; but he can eat a pork chop and run a 20 mile marathon.

      I'd like to see you chug a gallon of milk and then run a 20 mile marathon. With a 4000 pound trailer strapped to your ass. My Pontiac GTO got me 20mpg in the city if I drove it nice, and it weighed 3700 pounds.

    109. Re:Food? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A lot of them have disorders, it's hard to eat enough to get that fat unless you have some sort of problem. I'm the other way around, I can sit around all day eating cake all day and while it would make me sick and unhealthy in other ways, I wouldn't get fat.

    110. Re:Food? by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

      I was about to say, I pay $2 to $4 a bag for that stuff to put on my blueberries, blackberries, etc. Better yet: use human waste for lawns, fields and golf courses.

      You do know that human waste should be labelled "biohazard", don't you?

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    111. Re:Food? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You bring up a lot of valid points, so don't get me wrong... but what is it about morbidly obese people that sends the Internet into a blind rage? As opposed to, say, people with socially-obnoxious cellphone behaviors, like texting while driving?

      At least the former self-destructive behavior provides some Web-based entertainment.

    112. Re:Food? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, I get annoyed with the fat people on scooters too, but I had a coworker with MS & she really needed the scooter. To look at her in her scooter you wouldn't think anything was wrong with her (she wasn't fat), but she could barely walk even with a walker after a while. So, best to reserve judgment if you don't know all the facts...

    113. Re:Food? by CorporateSuit · · Score: 1

      Thank you, Captain Pedantic! Quick, make sure that everyone who mentions "Carbon emissions" changes their wording to "Carbon Dioxide Emissions"!

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    114. Re:Food? by Mr.+DOS · · Score: 1

      Meet my uncle. That guy over there, with the bone spurs on his hips. That whole walking thing? Yeah, agony.

      Maybe stop to think before hitting Submit next time, hm?

    115. Re:Food? by Migraineman · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, I don't follow. Moving the cow vertically against gravity is an energy proposition. With a block and tackle, I can lift said cow with my relatively puny frame.

      Moving a cow vertically against gravity at a specified rate is a power proposition. That's a horse of a different color ... so to speak.

      So I'm imagining a cow wandering up a gentle incline. Gravity is keeping it from floating off into deep space. Now what?

      Oh, alright, you've baited me into doing a basic physics problem. We will consider only the gravitational potential energy consequences, and ignore the acceleration issues (which is reasonable, as the acceleration ability of a cow is pretty low.) So y'all hop up here on Uncle MM's knee ...

      Gravitational potential energy is expressed as U=mgh
      . U = energy, in Joules
      . m = mass, in kilograms
      . g = gravitation (9.8 m/s^2 on earth)
      . h = height delta, in meters

      We were provided a power number - 2000 watts, which equals 2000 Joules/second. If we divide both sides of the above equation by "seconds," we get a power proposition:
      U/s = mgh/s

      U/s is power. We assign that to 2000 watts. The 2000 lb cow is about 1000 kg (yes, napkin math here.) g as mentioned is 9.8 m/s^2.
      2000 = 1000 * 9.8 * (h/s)

      Note that (h/s) has units of meters/second ... which is a vertical velocity.
      (h/s) = 2000 / (1000 * 9.8) = 0.2 m/s

      So our cow will increase it's gravitational potential energy at a rate of 2000 J/s if it can maintain a vertical climbing rate of 0.2 m/s. That's one meter every five seconds.

      One minute into the cow's climb, it should have increased it's altitude by 12m. One hour in, it should be 720m above were it started (vertically.)

      Honesly, I don't see a cow climbing 3/4 km every hour as a sustainable proposition.

    116. Re:Food? by paiute · · Score: 1

      Did we learn nothing from WALL-E?

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    117. Re:Food? by ZFox · · Score: 1

      My only problem with the handicap placards is the length of time they issue them for (temporary ones only, I guess). It could just be the inept bureaucracy of my state (or maybe a doctor, after all this is an anecdotal case), but I know a person who broke a leg and got a placard issued that was not going to expire for 2 years. Looking back at it, maybe it was just the fact that she is incredibly hot.

    118. Re:Food? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      No, it's anecdotal based on a dairy owning friend who likes to complain about the activists who want the cows to be free range, and the number of complaints about milk quality he gets when he does.

      What's the forage like on his farm?

      A lot of plants that affect milk taste grow in pastures that are not maintained properly for free-range dairy cattle. An easily identifiable one is wild garlic (which basically means your milk is only good for feeding to hogs).

      I think it's mistaken to assume the problem is stress from exercise, and not some other factors. The only time exercise itself is going to negatively affect milk composition is if the cattle are undernourished for the amount of exercise they get.

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    119. Re:Food? by countertrolling · · Score: 1

      That's nothing. I saw a fat lady in her scooter, on a treadmill! While eating Oreos and smoking a cig, with a bloody Mary in the cup holder.

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    120. Re:Food? by aer0 · · Score: 1

      Thanks for this. I don't post often, but this is the best laugh I've had in a while.

    121. Re:Food? by AshtangiMan · · Score: 1

      You could, you know, read the post you respond to. Start with the phrase "sterilized compost".

    122. Re:Food? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fact: diets are unhealthy
      Fact: most people are fat because of hormones, not food
      Fact: anorexia is unhealthy

    123. Re:Food? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      The cow can provide more horsepower than you can. If I tied 2000 pounds to your ass, and you tried to walk up your fucking stairs, you wouldn't make it halfway to your bedroom.

    124. Re:Food? by ZFox · · Score: 1

      "Why we think we need so much beef is another question, and one that does make me scratch my head a little."

      I wondered that, once--then I ate a bite of a well prepared steak and then the answer struck me with a lightning bolt of crystal-clear epiphany.

    125. Re:Food? by tha_toadman · · Score: 1

      Now for my shameless plug,

      Watch PBS this Wed. night at 7pm CST for a show called "Food, Inc." It's an excellent movie and yes, it will piss you off even further about Monsanto and their practices.

      http://www.foodincmovie.com/

    126. Re:Food? by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      You do know that human waste should be labelled "biohazard", don't you?

      It is sterilized, so it is not a biohazard. We aren't talking about raw sewage here. And it is the county government selling it, through the health department, not some guy out of the back of his truck.

      The only concern with using humans waste is the compost has a higher amount of metals and chemicals than cow manure, due to what is flushed down the toilet, so it is strongly suggested that you don't use it on crops for two years after composting the ground with it. That is why I said to use it on lawns, fields (ie: fallow) and golf courses. You might want to read up on it, they are starting to use it for playgrounds and all kinds of places here in North Carolina, which the vast majority of people consider a good thing since we are running out of landfill area, and chemical fertilizer uses WAY too much foreign oil to produce.

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    127. Re:Food? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fact: most people are fat because of hormones, not food

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

    128. Re:Food? by CookieOfFortune · · Score: 1

      I'd say that human waste is certainly much more of a health hazard than cow manure, not that cow manure is very clean, but disease transmission from human to human far outweigh those of cow to human.

    129. Re:Food? by Migraineman · · Score: 1

      Was it the math? I mean, I never questioned that a cow could provide more power that the average human could, only that the 2kW number seems "exceedingly optimistic" under even the best conditions. The math provides a context for interpreting the numbers.

      Oh, and there are no stairs in my house.

    130. Re:Food? by modecx · · Score: 1

      All true. It's less profitable for the industrial agricultural complex to feed cows grass (all things considered), making it more expensive to consumers. The way I look at it: if grain (and the requisite steroids, antibiotics and other chemicals fed to cows) shortens the lives and decreases the health of OUR food, it's probably not doing us much good either. Plus, the taste just doesn't compare.

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    131. Re:Food? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Your statement, “reduction of nitrogen in grazed/mowed areas”, was completely misleading. Until I read the article, I thought you were talking about eliminating nitrogen-based fertilizer.

      I’m sorry for being confused when you referred to a compound that makes up a mere 0.00003% of earth’s atmosphere as “nitrogen” when it is completely different from the common fertilizer additive or the inert gas that forms 78.084% of earth’s atmosphere.

      And I’m very, very sorry for being such a pedant and helpfully pointing this out in case anybody else was confused by your statement but didn’t have the diligence to check your link and see if your claim accurately represented the article you were citing.

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    132. Re:Food? by psithurism · · Score: 1

      You forgot the methane and C02 produced by the cows.

      Since those cows aren't going anywhere, can't we plug in a methane capture device and use it? Isn't methane the prime component of "natural gas" which we mine at great expense?

    133. Re:Food? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      You commented that you can't sustain 200W, so a cow cannot sustain 10 times that. The cow is a lot bigger. Trying to do comparisons to a human or mouse is nonsense. Mathematics are tied to physics so that's still fair game.

    134. Re:Food? by stonedcat · · Score: 1

      One thing is for sure... PETA is gonna be pissed.

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    135. Re:Food? by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Cow emissions are produced from living biomass (plants), that biomass was recently formed by absorbing CO2 from the atmosphere and binding it. Fossil fuels are dead biomass that hasn't been in circulation for millennia. Cars add to the CO2 in circulation, cows don't.

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    136. Re:Food? by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Wait, corn-based beer? Doesn't that taste like shit?

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    137. Re:Food? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So science is funny now? I bet you are confused by rainbows too. If someone has bad genes they will end up fat. End of story.

    138. Re:Food? by mrchaotica · · Score: 2, Informative

      Brazil's success making ethanol from sugar cane doesn't make U.S. companies' practice of making it from corn any less of a scam.

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    139. Re:Food? by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Ethanol from corn is a scam. Ethanol from more appropriate sources -- sugar cane, cellulose, etc. -- is (or has the potential to be) worthwhile.

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    140. Re:Food? by westlake · · Score: 1

      As to the original topic, putting cows on treadmills, I don't see it being feasible.

      You'll find treadmills in the 1897 Sears, Roebuck catalog. They were built for draft animals. What dairy farmer would be idiot enough to stress a cow producing marketable amounts of milk and butter by running her on a treadmill?

      This Champion One Horse Power should give you some idea of what it is you are asking the animal to do.

    141. Re:Food? by laron · · Score: 1

      Because CO2 is not the issue with cow burps and farts. It's methane, which is apparently a more potent greenhouse gas.
      A truly elegant solution would be to harvest that methane.

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    142. Re:Food? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > we go and do stupid shit like subsidizing corn production

      Congressional bribes^H^H^H^H^H^H lobbying is now as close as it can get to a free market. How do you expect to change that?

    143. Re:Food? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're not being forced to walk.

    144. Re:Food? by crmarvin42 · · Score: 1

      FUD check
      There are no "Requisite steroids, antibiotics and other chemicals fed to cows." Sick animals get treated (would you prefer that they suffer?), and as a result they are more expensive (Pharmaceuticals are expensive no matter who get them) than healthier animals. The trick is to keep the animals healthy while they grow, or go out of business paying your Veterinarian to treat your herd. Hormones are often used to synchronize Estrus (think the birth control pill), and to increase lean gain during the final stages of the Finishing period (and nothing prevents them from being fed to grass fed beef BTW).

      None of these are the reason that grass fed beef tastes different (and I agree it is a better taste). The difference is the lipid that is deposited is of higher quality in grass fed beef (synthesized from the volatile fatty acids that are produced by the rumen microbes) as opposed to grain fed beef (a higher proportion of the fat is derived from corn oil which has a shorter carbon chain and is therefor softer). The difference has nothing to do with whether or not antibiotics or hormones are used in production.

      We need to stop confusing the issue of feed quality and production aids. Good feed makes for a better animal product. Synchronizing estrus is a tool for managing when calves are born, that has no effect on meat quality a year later. Anabolic hormones in feedlot cattle will effect the fat:Protein ratio in the animal, but not the quality of the fat, which as I already said is influenced by what feedstuffs are going into the ration.

      Hormones and antibiotics have a bad rap. I've seen no evidence that they deserve it, and I've seen a lot of evidence that the bad rap is the result of a FUD campaign being pushed by animal rights groups, and health guru's that are trying to sell you something to cure all of your ills.

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    145. Re:Food? by crmarvin42 · · Score: 1

      WTF are "Stress byproducts" I've seen several people refer to them, but as an animal scientist I have NO IDEA what you are talking about. By-products implies that they were something else that then broke down. AFAIK, stress is measured in body fluids by measuring stress hormones such as cortisol. No one measures for the breakdown products of cortisol, because as a steroid hormone, they are the same chemicals that result from the breakdown of testosterone, estrogen, etc.

      The fact that the OP is using words like "Stress byproducts" indicates that they have no real understanding of stress physiology and they are talking out of their ass.

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    146. Re:Food? by Migraineman · · Score: 1

      You commented that you can't sustain 200W, so a cow cannot sustain 10 times that.

      No, go read it again. I never drew that conclusion.

      The data regarding human power capabilities was setting the context for athlete vs. average-joe. That sets an expectation in terms of something the reader can directly relate to (most folks can't relate watts to human power output.)

      The big math post was a "put up or shut up" moment. I don't think a cow can do this. I did the math. The math supports my earlier statement.

      Further, if cows could produce 2kW beyond their needs, farmers would have hitched them to plows instead of using horses or oxen. 2kW is almost 3hp. If you want to infer something in the original post, you may prepend "Based on my observations of cows," to "A cow that could sustain 2kW would be a frightening beast."

    147. Re:Food? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No disrespect, but that was just too much for 'me' to read. But here's my 2 cents..

      Long story short, my buddy's dad was in contruction - not lazy by any means. Ends up hurting his hips and needs replacements x 2. That pretty much did it for his walking ability. Few years later he's huge! But didn't use a scooter.

      I'm quick to judge but also to 'think and contemplate' they why instead of just judging blindly. Being hurt myself I say the same: 2 arms and 2 legs GTFO the chair and walk! If they're just obese but otherwise 'healthy' (not physically disabled) then wtf? Lazy bitches

    148. Re:Food? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants.
      That's all there is to say (you might want to search for that phrase)

    149. Re:Food? by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

      Make a solid state version. We went from large relay computer to solid state laptops, so can we just skip over several generations of this and jump directly to a solid state device. Maybe we could run it off the sun. We could even give it a cool name, like "solar cell".

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    150. Re:Food? by clong83 · · Score: 1

      I have two arms and two legs, and am a marathon runner (not bragging, just letting you know I'm "normal" sized). I had knee surgery and couldn't walk for two months. I had to have friends drive me to the store and go get the scooter for me so I could do my shopping. Keep in mind that I was young (20 years old), and otherwise looked perfectly normal. I even had, on more than one occasion, a store employee ask me to not use the scooters as the were reserved for the handicapped!

      I know you will likely think that just proves your point, but I can also tell you how absolutely hard it is to have to rely on those scooters. When you suddenly can't walk or stand, it's very hard to get meaningful exercise. It's also hard to cook or get around a kitchen unless you can afford to buy a custom designed place. Living in a chair tends to direct you into a certain lifestyle. I'm not saying it's impossible to stay healthy or eat right, many people do. But it's harder. Everything is harder. And when I got out of my chair, I was much more unhealthy than at any other point in my life. It was the chair, not the initial knee injury (which I could walk around on a bit), that had the most profound impact on my health.

    151. Re:Food? by asdf7890 · · Score: 1

      I was about to say, I pay $2 to $4 a bag for that stuff to put on my blueberries, blackberries, etc. Better yet: use human waste for lawns, fields and golf courses.

      You do know that human waste should be labelled "biohazard", don't you?

      This is an area I'd like to see some hard research on. I've heard both sides in their pure form ("human waste could be put to use" and "it is a bio-hazard") and slightly more refined ("if properly treated it is a valuable compost material" and "it costs so much, financially and in raw materials directly or otherwise, that the planet is better off if we dispose of it carefully and let nature take its course over 10s/100s/+ of years" but I don't think I've ever seen a proper impartial comparative study of the options.

      Caveat: my knowledge in the area in the past decade-or-so doesn't extend much beyond what I learned in GCSE and A level schooling (my degree level learning and life experience since being of a less natural and/or more abstract bent) and being a regular-but-not-always-avid reader of New Scientist, so I may have missed or accidentally skipped over news of some important research in the area.

    152. Re:Food? by Anomalyst · · Score: 1

      a deer that eats alfalfa ... tastes wonderful

      If they ate Spanky or Darla instead would that make a discernible difference?

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    153. Re:Food? by afidel · · Score: 1

      That's exactly what happened to a friends father, he had knee surgery to correct a weakened tendon which lead to several months of immobility (physical therapy wasn't really possible for him for some reason) which lead to weight gain which lead to an inability to do exercise, etc. He eventually got up to over 350 lbs from ~160 before the surgery. He finally went on Atkins and was able to shed enough weight that he was able to start walking around the house, then around the block, etc until he was back down to near his original weight. It's one of the few instances where I'd advocate Atkins.

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    154. Re:Food? by megrims · · Score: 1

      So, you're claiming he's seen your mother?

    155. Re:Food? by KahabutDieDrake · · Score: 1

      Right, because 1.3 billion cattle would be grazing the wild plains if humans weren't around. :|

      Natural emissions from NATURAL herds is one thing, unnaturally large, overfed and under worked animals is another thing entirely.

    156. Re:Food? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not an absolutist, but when it comes to energy production technologies, we really should just let the market sort it out, and abolish the corn subsidies.

      This is a good theory, as long as the "real" economic cost of all energy production technologies is part of the market. The problem is there's no good way to price the millions of years of aggregation that went into producing current fossil fuels. It's insanely cheap to dig coal or oil out of the ground, but that's because no one is paying the cost to replenish those stocks.

      Think of it this way: we've been using coal on a large scale for maybe 200 years and oil for maybe 100. We're likely to consume the last oil in less than another 100; the last coal in a similar time frame. If it took just 1,000,000 years to generate those resources, then we're using 1000x more than we're replacing. Our 'sustainable' use of oil is around 80,000 barrels/day, not the 80,000,000 we're using. For the "real" economic cost of oil to manifest in the economy, we'd have to limit production to 0.08 M bpd.

    157. Re:Food? by 517714 · · Score: 1

      Great! So all we have to do is keep government out of our energy policy? I'll get right on that!

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    158. Re:Food? by afidel · · Score: 1

      Except the cows are largely fed plants that were grown with fertilizer derived from fossil fuels, not at all a natural equilibrium.

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    159. Re:Food? by 517714 · · Score: 1

      I'd like to think I bicycle faster than cows.

      How do they keep those little hooves on the pedals?

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    160. Re:Food? by flyneye · · Score: 1

      From experience raising cattle as a boy, the problems with this system I see are these:
      1. Exercise above and beyond the steer or heifers routine will lower their weight reducing market value.Trade beef/money for electricity
      2. If this is a milk cow you are increasing her need for feed and lowering the amount of milk as her body will use the feed more and more for energy to expend. Trade milk/money for electricity.
      3. If this is a bull, you are going to wear him out and lower the likelihood of getting him to pump Bossy later to produce more cattle. Bulls tend to like a more leisurely lifestyle and save the energy for asserting herd dominance and f**king. Trade way too much profit for electricity.

      The average middle aged farm wife in the midwest tend ( -disclaimer word) to be overweight chickenbodies with a round butt and excessive tricep flab. Put her fat butt on the treadmill and shut the daytime soaps and court shows off, that should both save and make electricity. Bonus points for fat kids.

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    161. Re:Food? by electrosoccertux · · Score: 1

      have you ever flown over a landfill?
      We've had one for about 25 years next to a top-5 city, all our waste goes there.
      It takes up about 1/1000th of the viewable area from the plane at that moment. It was gone from sight in a few minutes.

      Landfills do not concern me. Mercury in the air and radioactive chemicals in the air from coal do. There are hills, and then there are mountains we need to climb. In this case, it's a hill of garbage that just doesn't matter.

    162. Re:Food? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cattle are not as sedentary as you may believe. Range raised beef cattle walk between 2.8 and 4 kilometers/day according to a 1991 study published the Journal of Animal Science.

      Mice with a wheel in the cage average 12-15 km/day, none of which is searching for food. Cattle are sedentary. http://la.rsmjournals.com/cgi/reprint/10/2/81.pdf

    163. Re:Food? by electrosoccertux · · Score: 1

      food subsidies are a national defense thing. I'm against them in general though (due to what they've done to the politics regarding ethanol).

    164. Re:Food? by ElizabethGreene · · Score: 1

      My comment about landfilling manure was incorrect. I was thinking about anaerobic manure lagoons and got the concepts switched around.

      mea culpa.

      -ellie

    165. Re:Food? by flyneye · · Score: 1

      So you're gonna make your mother go to the store in this condition?
      Jewish and Catholic guilt to you! I bet you made her cook and clean too.

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    166. Re:Food? by clong83 · · Score: 1

      FYI - a marathon by definition is 26.2 miles. But point taken.

    167. Re:Food? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parent is on the ball - I'm Irish and farming myself. One of the big things we're taught is grassland management - if the grass in a field is so short that the animal has to walk around too much to eat enough then that animal is wasting energy. This 'farmer' is feeding this animal over the odds to generate this power. And is that a cage he's got the animal in?

      In summary:
      He's putting stress on the animal - never mind animal rights etc, he's taking a hit on milk quality and quantity.
      He's feeding this animal more than it needs to be fed to do this - he's paying well for this 'free' energy Based on that cage, that animal is kept indoor and fed meal and silage.

      And the annoying thing is, people will probably buy this crap :-(

    168. Re:Food? by hipp5 · · Score: 1

      I was about to say, I pay $2 to $4 a bag for that stuff to put on my blueberries, blackberries, etc. Better yet: use human waste for lawns, fields and golf courses.

      You do know that human waste should be labelled "biohazard", don't you?

      Why? It's entirely possible to make human waste perfectly sterile (and with not much effort). Obviously we shouldn't go around pooping on lawns, but the amount of nutrients we waste by letting our waste run into the sea is ridiculous. There's a reason we have to use so much artificial fertilizer.

    169. Re:Food? by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

      Then we diesel truck the manure off and bury it in a landfill.

      Definitely not. You feed the manure into a anaerobic digestion (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anaerobic_digestion) plant and make more electricity from the biogas. Then you use the digestate (the remnants of the manure) as fertilizer.

      At this point you still have some diesel vehicles for trucking stuff around, but the bottom line looks much better than before.

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    170. Re:Food? by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

      Start with the phrase "sterilized compost".

      Sterilized how? Checked by who?

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    171. Re:Food? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Animal production farms are always associated with crop production farms where the manure is spread on fields as fertilizer. Landfills are full of trash, not animal waste (unless you count cat and dog feces).

      Eh, maybe on good farms. On dense factory farms, the area of crops needed to consume the manure is so large, the distance that you'd need to transport the manure makes it prohibitively expensive. So they just hide the manure anywhere they can -- rivers, holding tanks, spraying it into the air.

      In fact, Smithfield doesn't grow nearly enough crops to absorb all of its hog weight. The company raises so many pigs in so little space that it actually has to import the majority of their food, which contains large amounts of nitrogen and phosphorus. Those chemicals -- discharged in pig shit and sprayed on fields -- run off into the surrounding ecosystem, causing what Dan Whittle, a former senior policy associate with the North Carolina Department of Environment and Natural Resources, calls a "mass imbalance." At one point, three hog-raising counties in North Carolina were producing more nitrogen, and eighteen were producing more phosphorus, than all the crops in the state could absorb.

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    172. Re:Food? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cheaper, yes, but cows don't ingest a carnival of pharmaceuticals and all sorts of other stuff that get into your produce. Using human waste, regardless of anyone's "sanitizing" of it, has a long way to go before I put anything that an average person has ever eaten near my mouth.

    173. Re:Food? by kiddygrinder · · Score: 1

      well, if yeast doesn't produce much bad gas it might be a net win

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    174. Re:Food? by flyneye · · Score: 1

      That's funny, at my local Wal~Mart I heard the stockboys refer to them as "fart carts" since 90% of the riders have that buttcrack exhaust port showing. Now if they could just go "green" and harness that methane to run the things. Wal~Mart could get a tax credit and we wouldn't have to smell the results of the bags of Chips, Tater tots, Pick 3 buckets and Ice Cream buckets filling the basket portion of the "fart carts".

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    175. Re:Food? by bughunter · · Score: 1

      It sounds to me like he saw a voluntarily handicapped tubby on a scooter that should have been reserved for your involuntarily handicapped mother.

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    176. Re:Food? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The milk tastes different based on the food they are eating. Grass fed milk tastes different than grain fed. Also different grass mixes lead to different flavors.

    177. Re:Food? by losfromla · · Score: 1

      yeah, you're probably right, "Stress byproducts" is a non-valid term, I should not have recycled it. It sounded good.

      However, seeing as how this is /. and we can't all be animal scientists, we can still argue from a "common sense" and logical perspective, can't we? However, you are the expert, so... would you care to give a little on terminology and comment on the probably stress on the animal if your education qualifies you to comment expertly in this area of animal science?
      I realize that your specific expertise may lie in another of the subfields, if so, please feel free to decline to comment, publicly.

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    178. Re:Food? by Fnkmaster · · Score: 1

      I will grant that there are incomplete markets and markets with externalities in the real world. Fossil fuels do indeed have significant negative externalities related to the net release of carbon dioxide, above the rate at which nature sequesters it away.

      The time nature took to create the resource isn't the relevant part though to me - it's the negative effect that consumption has on the rest of the world.

      As a result, one can argue for taxing consumption of gasoline and using the funds raised by that tax to reduce free carbon dioxide in the atmosphere. We have part 1 down fairly well, though we could do it more like the Europeans do, which probably comes closer to representing the real economic costs of gasoline use.

      In any case, my original point now seems somewhat muddled - but it's that weird, artificial subsidies of certain energy production regimes (like ethanol from corn) create perverse incentives - rather than worry about people doing weird things that aren't net energy producers and are thus wasteful, if we got rid of the weird subsidies, the net energy losing propositions would all be money losing.

      Taxes on consumption that has real negative externalities don't create such perverse incentives, and thus are cool by me.

    179. Re:Food? by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      It is funny how people like to take the 1 in 100 case and hold it up as a reason to not criticize the other 99. The fact of the matter is that the other 99% of the people who are as big around as they are tall got that way because they eat in horrible excess and move only in as much is as necessary to obtain and place food in their face.

      I have sympathy for those 1% that have a legitimate, out of their control reason for their size. However, if I were to head to the casino with the same odds as I would have claiming that every randomly encountered morbidly obese person I met got that way due to their destructive lifestyle I'd break the bank.

      The main problem I have with the 99% who can help it isn't that their countenance makes one nauseous. It's that they disproportionately and as excessively as they eat food consume funds from social treasuries be they private or public. My taxes, private insurance premiums, hospital fees, USDA crop subsidies, etc. should not be spent perpetuating their lifestyles of gluttonous excess.

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    180. Re:Food? by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      My concern with landfills is that no one wants one in their backyard, and it is getting near impossible to start a new one. They don't freak me out, but we are filling them up much faster than we are building new ones. THAT is a problem.

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    181. Re:Food? by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      what part of "sanitizing" do you not understand? The rest is answered in other posts above.

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    182. Re:Food? by quenda · · Score: 1

      Do the maths. e.g. 1000kg x 9.8 (gravity) x 6% gradient x (2km/hr)0.55m/s = 325W.
      Assuming perfect efficiency. And how long can a one ton cow walk uphill? For 2kW it would be charging up.

    183. Re:Food? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And as long as they aren't disgustingly fat no one will assume they use scooters because they're too lazy to burn a few calories. So what was your point again? It's okay, when you fail to answer this post I'll just snicker and understand that you did in fact read it and are too proud to admit that you had no point at all except some bleeding-heart tripe that had nothing to do with the discussion about fatties.

    184. Re:Food? by countertrolling · · Score: 1

      Now that they're on treadmills I say we put a feeding tube in one end, a gas hose in the other and a milking machine on their udders.

      Yeah, I kinda had a "Far Side" drawing of that scenario in mind when I made the comment.

      Jane! Stop this crazy thing!

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    185. Re:Food? by crmarvin42 · · Score: 1

      My specialty is in Nutrition, but we have a very active Animal Behavior group at Purdue (MS and PhD), and I learned quite a bit about stress physiology.

      Stress can be measured using various different metrics. The most popular is measuring plasma cortisol levels, as I stated before. However, a friend of mine's Ph.D. work was in trying to develop a multi-diciplinary method for evaluating the status of pigs during transportation. He looked at blood chemistry (cortisol among others), behavior (aggression, vocalization, etc.), body temp, and a 4th category that I can't remember.

      The problem with "common sense" arguments in the absence of even basic knowledge on the topic, is that you are ill prepared to know what actually makes sense. It's not just you, I'm sure that your field of expertise (what ever that is) there are issues that I'm ill prepared to make "common sense" judgements. For that reason I try to avoid posting on issues in which I am unprepared, accept to ask questions. I also try to avoid getting snarky when someone points out just how off base my "common sense" arguments are from reality.

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    186. Re:Food? by jamesh · · Score: 1

      No shit. I've never seen a person with an actual handicap or disability using those scooters

      It may be hard to see the genuinely disadvantaged ones behind the fat ones where you live they do exist. People with arthritis and other bone disorders are the main ones. MS is another cause that can put people in those. Sure, they can walk in a lot of cases but it hurts to do so, and makes the problem worse.

      Myself, I've never seen a grossly overweight person on a motor scooter where I live.

    187. Re:Food? by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      Fact: most people are fat because of hormones, not food

      So they eat 1500 calories a day, get regular exercise, and hormones magically make their asses fat?

      I'm 30 pounds overweight because I screwed up my foot many months ago and had to quit walking briskly 30 minutes a day on the treadmill and working regularly in the yard (which also served as a stress relief). Guess what? It is my own fault for gaining the weight, which is why now I'm working hard to eat less and find more creative ways to get more exercise until (if) the foot heals. Oh, and a few months ago, I quit smoking after 30 years.

      I could easily blame it on the fact that I quit smoking or on the foot (both feet have been significantly injured over the last three years, requiring ongoing medical attention), and I could easily be a huge fat fucker by doing so, but by placing the blame where it belongs, on myself for not being more proactive before now, I can actually do something about it. And I've already lost several pounds.

      The whole "it's not their fault" thing is bullshit. It *is* harder for some people with bad metabolism, but you still can't gain weight if you burn more than you eat. The science is simple, and anyone who thinks otherwise is simply ignorant of how your body works.

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    188. Re:Food? by jamesh · · Score: 1

      Pretty bold statement... do you have a citation?

      I have one. Right here

    189. Re:Food? by jamesh · · Score: 2, Funny

      A hint for you. If you worry about how your moderation is going to affect someone's karma then you are doing it wrong. If the post is funny, mod it funny. If it's insightful, mod it insightful, etc. Other peoples karma is not your problem.

    190. Re:Food? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Cows are lazy, [...] They're evil, too.

      A cow tripped me once. It was tied up, started running and the steel cable it was tied with scythed my legs from under me.

      I've eaten many of her sisters in revenge.

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    191. Re:Food? by TheLink · · Score: 1

      > What kind of life would be that, if I can't have beef?

      Too long for you I guess ;).

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    192. Re:Food? by fractoid · · Score: 1

      Oh, so my mother who was in end stage cancer and unable to walk more than a dozen yards doesn't qualify? She had two arms and two legs.

      I'd guess she doesn't qualify because the AC has never seen her. I could be wrong though.

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    193. Re:Food? by fractoid · · Score: 1

      Why we insist on feeding 75% of our grain production to ruminants baffles me.

      ...because they're tasty? Even *I* know that and I'm a vegetarian.

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    194. Re:Food? by orasio · · Score: 1

      > What kind of life would be that, if I can't have beef?

      Too long for you I guess ;).

      Ok, jokes apart, I don't think that beef itself is that guilty for heart disease.
      Grass-fed beef fat is substantially different from the one that comes from grain-fed cattle, and has more omega-3.
      Cooking style is important, too.
      Where I live, grilled beef is the national dish, and we eat it rare to medium, with a side of lettuce and tomatoes. Fish, on the other hand, is almost every time fried in batter. Chicken is grilled with skin.
      Add to that the fact that we export _all_ the good fish, and chicken is mostly bred in an industrial way, probably the best way to get your proteins is fresh, top quality grass fed beef.
      Of course, I live in Uruguay and beef is our flagship export, so other places might be different. I've been to Central America and the Caribbean, and the specific grade of US beef you can find there doesn't taste like real food.

    195. Re:Food? by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Cheeky for an anonymous coward.

      Sick people with bad hearts, lungs, chronic fatigue often put on the weight because they can't exercise.

      Listen-- this is a cliche. DON'T JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER.

      Get the facts before you judge them.

      I have a friend who is very grateful these things exist- because somedays she has trouble even standing up. She's also gone gained about 80 pounds since this problem started 15 years ago.

      You are an asshat with no sensitivity to other people's pain. Probably like those bullies who drove the young girl to suicide.

      Someday-- you'll likely be old, sick, tired too.

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    196. Re:Food? by fractoid · · Score: 1

      If untreated, any animal waste should be considered a biological hazard.

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    197. Re:Food? by kmoser · · Score: 1

      Yes, they need to "eat mor chikn."

    198. Re:Food? by Eivind · · Score: 1

      True enough, many of the people with decreased mobility, can blame themselves for it. True for overweight people, true for smokers with lung-cancer, true for people who're in a wheelchair because they voluntarily decided to have that 4th drink, then drive home anyway.

      Despite this, though, you -really- can't tell with a glance if someones core problem is overweight, or something else. Yeah, you can easily tell they're overweight. But it's entirely possible to be disabled -and- overweight. Your legs are among the larger muscle-groups you have, if you can't use them (for whatever reason), the possibilities that you end up being overweight too (in addition to your original problem) is increased.

    199. Re:Food? by drkim · · Score: 1

      Better yet: use human waste for... ...golf courses.

      I've tried this at my local course; but for some reason they always start yelling at me...

    200. Re:Food? by Archades54 · · Score: 1

      View them like addicts, with a diminished mental drive to excercise, major self esteem issues and other mental problems where food actually triggers positive feelings for them, then makes them feel guilty which in turn makes them want a source of comfort which, is food.

      Then realize they can't just stop taking their drug, it's essential to live, things soon start to pile up and many issues plague them. At the size that they would probably need a scooter, they would have fuck all fitness and merely moving their body with walking would probably wear them out in a few steps.

      Yes it's self induced, but without a lot of support and POSITIVE reinforcement it is extremely difficult for them to get past it. If you just give them shit it will probably upset them, make them wanna comfort eat more.

      Yes they've probably given up, not everyone has the same amount of willpower, we all suffer from illness at one point in our time, whilst it is self induced there is some responsibility in genetics, society itself, hell people around them, cultural issues, and more which people will just say is an excuse.

      Obesity is more than just 1 problem.

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    201. Re:Food? by xtracto · · Score: 1

      Here in East Germany there is a strong push to reuse cows shit as an energy source.

      As part of my job we met a farmer who told us a story "too good to be true": First, he got a preferential credit and investment from a gorvernment program to have a chunk of a Biofuel generator (he is the owner along with other farmers and a electricity company).

      Second, the guy *sells* (or may I say, rents) manure to this biofuel company, which is a separate income for him.

      And third, after the manuer is used for electricity generation, the guy gets the manure back and uses as fertilizers for the plants. This however with added value because the manure does not smell (or smells much less), does not attract flies and it is combined with other stuff such as corn (part of the biofuel plant).

      Regarding the cows exercising, I think this will be a good idea if the cows had some kind of portable electricity generator allowing them to graze freely in the field.

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    202. Re:Food? by Archades54 · · Score: 1

      Only trouble with human waste is that the bacteria/etc would probably find it much easier to infect us since they came from a human. That's my theory

      Once sterilized it should be fine, there are plenty of toilet systems coming out now which produce good quality compost from your leftovers at the porcelain altar.

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    203. Re:Food? by howzit · · Score: 1

      A double-wammy win! That's it! In order to make the cow walk it will have to be fed (kinda carrot on a stick) this would mean the food will have to be brought to it. Much too much energy waste there. So places where this MUST BE DONE ANYWAY, like in winter, these treadmills might just work. Even to offset the cost of warming them, or maybe the walking will make them warm themselves. A double-wammy win!

    204. Re:Food? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I grew up on an ecological dairy farm in Norway, where the cows could not graze in the winter. When they werwe first allowd to graze after having eaten hay, silo and grain the whole winter, the milk did take on an unpleasant taste for a few days. Once they had gotten used to their new food however, the milk was as delicious as ever before.
      Bad silo did also make the milk taste funny once (and made some of our cows sick). AFAIK there are also certain plants that can affect the taste of the milk. But the excercise is not the source of this problem.

    205. Re:Food? by Phoghat · · Score: 1

      Their meat would be kind of tough from all the exercise

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    206. Re:Food? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I'm not qualified to decide if they're handicapped or not so I don't bother worrying about it.

      What about those who aren't qualified to drive the fucking scooter? If I get run into one more time, or for that matter glared at by some human sphere sitting there in reverse, beeping at me, but too rude to ask me to move (when I'm only trapped right behind her with my cart because I thought she knew where she was going) I'm tipping the bitch over. Which brings us back to cows. Note: The use of the pronoun 'she' in this context is not meant to be politically correct. Without exception, every massive failure of driving one of those carts that I have witnessed has been executed by a woman. I rarely see a man on one anyway, so that could be a contributing factor.

      I wouldn't say that your mother shouldn't have had a right to shop. And I'm not saying she was one of the cud-chewers who we shouldn't allow behind the wheel of anything. But I think it's natural to be revolted at watching the human blob drive around the Slaveway on an electric cart. Aside from a very few people who were born with a genetic defect affecting their ability to regulate their weight, pretty much every fat person you see is fat by choice. When you start getting fat, it's your own responsibility to change your habits. I can't blame my fat on anyone at this age. As a teen I could blame my mother, but now I'm an adult and I'm responsible for my own health. If you have an illness which causes you to become fat if you eat your "normal" food intake... eat something else. If you get too sick to move around enough to burn 2,000 calories, don't eat 'em. Oh, you have a right to be fat; eat what you want. But then, I have a right to be revolted.

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    207. Re:Food? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The whole "it's not their fault" thing is bullshit. It *is* harder for some people with bad metabolism, but you still can't gain weight if you burn more than you eat. The science is simple, and anyone who thinks otherwise is simply ignorant of how your body works.

      You sound ignorant when you say that you can't gain weight if you burn more than you eat. You don't gain weight when you burn more than you store. We don't store everything we eat and don't burn. The state your body is in very much alters what you store, and how efficiently you store it. While there may be plenty of reasons why it could be dangerous, the Atkins diet very much proves this. While in ketosis, you do not store any fat. So it does not matter how much fat you eat, while in ketosis, no amount of fat will make you fat.

      I don't want to turn this into an Atkins rant, though, instead I want to turn it into a question: are there other altered states like or totally unlike ketosis in which the rate at which the body stores unused energy increases or decreases? In any case, there is much, MUCH more to the equation than calories consumed vs. calories burned, the since is not simple and we still don't actually understand it all that well, and anyone who thinks otherwise is seeing science through rose-colored glasses.

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    208. Re:Food? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Animal production farms are always associated with crop production farms where the manure is spread on fields as fertilizer.

      False. Pig and dairy farms in particular often run their shit into a pond and hold it for weeks to months, where it sits digesting and emitting methane, one of the most powerful greenhouse gases. And often, the ponds break or flood, and the shit ends up running into streams and rivers. So the truth is that a percentage of the manure is spread on fields as fertilizer. On the way, it does ridiculous levels of economic damage. These ponds could be tented over and used to produce methane, and some farmers are in fact doing that; most of them are thus producing more electricity than they can consume on their operation, and selling the remainder at a profit after a sub-decade payback.

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    209. Re:Food? by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Informative

      For beef cattle, we do it because they bulk up faster on grain than on grass. It is possible to buy range-fed beef, though if I recall it is substantially more expensive.

      We eat beef primarily because they will stand in a feedlot and chew cud instead of breaking down fences or harming each other trying to escape, like Bison. Unfortunately, this feedlot approach results in sick animals, period, the end. So we treat the animals with antibiotics. The cattle can't move around so they don't develop any muscle tone. The result is insipid and often unsafe beef. Sure, it costs more to buy grass-fed, free-range beef, but the quality is superior in every way. Meanwhile, I'm buying buffalo meat at comparable prices; you can't put them in a feedlot, so all of them are grass fed. Actually, there is a movement today towards native grasses, at least in this country; native grasses don't ever need to be fed because they grow in what a permaculturist would call a guild, with each plant providing for its fellows. Some grasses anchor soil, some fix nitrogen, and some send deep tap roots to mine the lower parts of the soil for minerals. This native grass will support nearly any kind of animal; the "improved" grasses commonly planted for animal grazing tend to be species-specific. For instance, the pasture mejorado being planted in Panama causes increased beef production in the cows, but a horse will starve in the field. And more importantly for the beef, it produces a lower quality of meat with reduced flavor and texture as compared to the native grasses. So ranchers who are aiming for quality rather than quantity are very much replanting their ranges in native grass.

      So, we feed 75% of our grain production to cattle so we can have readily available beef and milk. Why we think we need so much beef is another question, and one that does make me scratch my head a little.

      Beef is delicious. The real question is why we need so much milk. Milk subsidies in the USA led to the production of milk hormones to increase their production... or was it the other way around? Thanks, Monsanto. Regardless, we produce so much milk that we have to invent new ways to get rid of it, which is why we got all that Recaldent-brand gum which is made from milk. It would be nice if we could get some milk paints out of it, so we could use less of the toxic bullshit housepaint that we tend to use, but I guess the chemical lobby would put a quick stop to that. The really sad part is that the rest of the world is less than interested in hormone-infested milk (rBGH has been proven to increase udder infections which means that milk with rBGH also has increased levels of both antibiotics and pus from infections in it... I like my milk with extra pus, how about you?) so the only place we can get rid of it internationally is those parachuted milk powder bombs that we keep dropping on the third world.

      Ending all food subsidies would be a very good way to improve the quality of food production in the USA, not to mention, it would enable the free market to provide us with more logical foodstuffs.

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    210. Re:Food? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      That's exactly what happened to a friends father, he had knee surgery to correct a weakened tendon which lead to several months of immobility (physical therapy wasn't really possible for him for some reason) which lead to weight gain

      False. Storing more calories than you're burning is what leads to weight gain. One way to do that is to eat too much of the wrong food. If you're not burning so much, don't eat so much. So what if you feel hungry? Isn't the ability to override instinct supposed to be what separates us from animals? Note that I am a bit pudgy, though I'm getting healthier all the time, and I do apply this logic to myself. I blame no one. I'm the one who fed my face. I shoveled those Doritos down my throat. Nobody else chewed those chicken-fried steaks for me. Incidentally, if they're still there, Z Tejas in Austin has an amazing chicken-fried ribeye. Don't eat as many of them as I did.

      He eventually got up to over 350 lbs from ~160 before the surgery. He finally went on Atkins and was able to shed enough weight that he was able to start walking around the house, then around the block, etc until he was back down to near his original weight. It's one of the few instances where I'd advocate Atkins.

      If he had simply gone on the diet when he stopped moving, then he would not have gained weight while immobile regardless of caloric intake since the diet controls how much of your intake you will store, and the rate of lean muscle loss would have been slowed as well, reducing atrophy. So while Atkins was (the/a possible) answer, it was utterly misapplied.

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    211. Re:Food? by crmarvin42 · · Score: 1

      The lagoons (the proper term) are artificial constructs. They are not natural ponds that were converted into waste holding sites. They are designed by engineers and constructed specifically for the purpose of storing waste. The EPA has rules governing their construction, one of which being that they must be large enough to contain all of the waste generated by the farm for 12-18 months, and have sufficient extra storage capacity to be able to stand up to a 100-year storm event. Essentially they have to be big enough to hold all the waste, plus all of the extra water from the largest rainfall event the farm is likely to experience this century.

      Now, these lagoons can occasionally leak, but that is why they need to be inspected periodically. Engineers come out and look over the walls of the lagoon, take samples from local surface and well water, and if there is a problem with the lagoon they require it be fixed or replaced.

      Under normal operations a lagoon is filled over the course of the year (running generally from late spring to the end of winter) and then the contents of the lagoon are spread on fields as fertilizer. The lagoons are rarely drained completely, but they reach an equilibrium where the amount remaining in the lagoon each year after the farm is done fertilizing is roughly the same from year to year. The lagoons act not only as a reservior for the manure, but as a digester as you indicated. They break down much of the wasted feed (pigs are pigs after all) or previously undigested organic matter in the feces. This acts to do 2 things. First it increases the availability of nutrients in the manure, making it a better fertilizer. Second, it results in a reduction in the total amount of waste. Methane, H2SO4, and various other gasses are produced by the microbes in the lagoon as part of the digestion process. There have been various attempts to capitalize on the Methane production specifically, and a lot of work has been done on trying to reduce the production of noxious odors like H2SO4. I have even seen farms which utilize equipment to separate the solid parts of the waste from the liquid. The solid is then composted and sold as garden fertilizer, and the left over liquid is then used as both fertilizer and irrigation. However, it is feces after all and there is no reason to expect it to smell like roses.

      As to the "economic damage", I would disagree. The on farm jobs, and down stream jobs that animal production creates (truck drivers, slaughterhouse employees, grocery stores, local butcher blocks, meat inspectors, etc.) are a net positive for the economy. These lagoons do not routinely leak, and anyone making claims to the contrary have a political axe to grind in my experience (PETA, ELF, ALF, etc.). Hell, you even indicate where some progressive farmers are using the methane to create extra profit for themselves by selling back surplus electricity to the grid (which the electric companies in some areas are not actually pleased about according to a dairy farmer I met from California).

      Basically your view contains all real components of animal manure handling, but is based on an mistaken impression as to the prevalence of leaks, which happen rarely and a very big deal when they happen (as opposed to being glossed over) and the true purpose of a lagoon. The lagoons exist to improve the fertilizer value of manure, and hold it so that it can be spread at the best time of the year for cropping (spring around planting time). I worked on a very small dairy in MA that did not have a lagoon. They utilized straw and a recessed lane in the floor with a chain that dragged the dirty straw and manure out to a pile. They were forced to spread manure every couple of months in the summer because they didn't have enough storage space to go all winter. They were a small operation as I said (~30 milking cows at a time) so much of the regulations don't apply to them, and fortunately they didn't have any surface water close to their farm (no streams, brooks, lakes, or ro

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    212. Re:Food? by crmarvin42 · · Score: 1

      yeah, I'd take the word of Rolling Stone at face value. Their investigative journalism is what they are known for. All that stuff about glorifying the excesses of Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'n Roll is just noise. [/sarcasm]

      As someone with advanced degrees in animal science (non-ruminant nutrition specifically) I feel confident in stating that no one sprays their manure into the air thinking it's going to vanish. First off their is gravity which then pulls it back down to earth. Any sprayed manure is only dispersed this way in order to get it onto ground that needs fertilizing. Second, their are the laws of conservation of mass and energy, and I doubt most farmers expect airborne manure to simply undergo spontaneous conversion into energy.

      I also feel confident that Rolling Stone didn't bother talking to anyone in the EPA about the dumping of manure into rivers. Anyone caught doing that faces hefty fines, and can have their farm taken away. Any Concentrated Animal Feeding Operation (CAFO) is required to file a nutrient management plan outlining the flow of nutrients onto (Fertilizer, imported feedstuffs, nutrient supplements, etc.) and off of (grain, animals, milk, wool, manure, etc.) the farm, with the goal being no net change (any Nitrogen coming onto the farm is matched by Nitrogen leaving the farm for example). Anyone caught deviating from the plan, or lying on the application faces very serious consequences from the state and federal governments.

      As to holding tanks, what could possibly be the problem with those. They allow the farms to hold the manure until spring when it is most advantageous to use it as fertilizer. Do you really want farmers to be spreading manure in January and February? Any manure spread onto snow will simply run off into surface water when the snow melts, but the ground is still frozen. While in holding tanks, the manure breaks down further due to the action of microbes, thus increasing the nutrient availability for the plants when the manure is later applied to cropland. This degradation also has the effect of reducing total volume (water vapor and gas emissions, combined with breakdown of larger structures). Some progressive farms have taken to capturing the methane produced by this microbial fermentation and then burning it to generate electricity. Some even generate enough electricity to sell the surplus back to the grid. Others have started separating the solids from the liquid, composting the solids and selling them as fertilizer for gardens.

      Please try reading something from an organization that is actually involved in agriculture before making your final judgement.

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    213. Re:Food? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      He finally went on Atkins and was able to shed enough weight that he was able to start walking around the house, then around the block, etc until he was back down to near his original weight. It's one of the few instances where I'd advocate Atkins.

      Even people with impaired glucose tolerance will lose weight on a caloricaly appropriate diet based on complex carbohydrates -- and in so doing, will avoid the negative health effects of a high protein Atkins-style diet.

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    214. Re:Food? by h00manist · · Score: 1

      Indeed the most efficient thing to do in our society is just think a little and coordinate a lot. Taking the billions paid to ball-tossers and advertising on an international level and giving to scientists and students, for example. I would say about 99% or more of everything produced is wasted. A few really tough and effective laws on false or misleading ads and statements in the advertising industry would completely transform the information-distributing-media landscape, impacting media, mass-media's role in "education", distribution, design, manufacturing, etc, on and on down the social, work and production chain. Just about everything in the media is false or misleading, and large numbers of lives are guided by it's values and dreams.

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    215. Re:Food? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The lagoons exist to improve the fertilizer value of manure,

      That is false. The holding ponds (you can call them a lagoon if you want, but they are not lagoons, and calling them such is stupid, I don't care what the official terminology is) are necessary to make the shit safe for spraying. It's not "improve the fertilizer value", it's "make it safe for use as fertilizer". Unprocessed sewage has been fingered in several death-causing food safety failures in the last decade, not to mention the last few millenia.

      Lagoons are required for farms that produce large numbers of animals in an intensive husbandry situation.

      The holding ponds are a health hazard, and an utter failure on every level when compared to Bio-Bags or AIWPS. There's nothing natural or indeed desirable about an open lake of shit.

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    216. Re:Food? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Budweiser uses corn (along with, of course, malt, barley, and the other ingredients). I didn't know that until I saw a History Channel show about the history of beer. Rice is used in many beers, too.

    217. Re:Food? by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      We shouldn't? Oh.

      "Heh, honey!! Come back in the house."

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    218. Re:Food? by crmarvin42 · · Score: 1

      Your anger and suspicion is not going to be a very effective argument against my formal training and experience. Calling me stupid, especially over a term that I did not create, is unlikely to help convince me either. Unlike you, I'm not basing my arguments on what appears to be vitriol and ignorance. If you intend to continue this discourse I'd appreciate if you'd refrain from mudslinging and maybe provide a little evidence to back up your claims as to the reasons for lagoons. I've read a fair amount of peer-reviewed research literature on lagoons, where are your 'facts' coming from??

      Raw sewage can be toxic. But no one is talking about eating it, or spreading it on your salad. They are talking about spreading it on fields that grow primarily corn and soybeans for livestock. It has just as much bacteria when it enters the lagoon as it does when it is applied to the land. That is what makes feces dangerous, the bacteria not the undigested organic matter. Lagoons allow the bacteria to further degrade the manure and liberate nutrients bound up in that undigested organic matter, or in bedding (straw and wood shavings can end up in lagoons as well as feces, urine and wasted feed), whether it fits into your world view or not.

      I agree that holding ponds can be a health hazard. That's why they are usually located in the middle of the farm, as far from the road and the neighbors as possible. As long as you don't climb into them, and they are well constructed, then they are a manageable risk just like storing heating oil in a tank in your basement (common in the north east US), or a propane tank on your back porch. That is the reason for the state and federal regulations. In fact, when I was working on a dairy in CT a heifer got away from us when being moved between barns and ran straight off of the cement ramp that we used for pushing manure into the lagoon. She floated (thanks to her rumen) for about 20 min before we were able to get a lasso around her neck and drag her back to the ramp. She was covered from head to foot in manure by the time she got out, and after rinsing her down the with the hose, had no lasting negative effects. She didn't get sick, go off feed, or loose the fetus she was carrying.

      Besides, the government doesn't just trust that farmers are going to be good stewards of that potential risk. They ensure it through laws and procedures that force the farmer to prove that they are being responsible. Farms operate on razor thin margins, when profitable at all (we recently went through a period of 2 years where most pork producers lost money on every hog due in part to feed prices), and no one can really afford to face fines or waste the nutrient value of manure (inorganic fertilizers are expensive).

      The alternative to lagoons is to spread the manure on land as soon as possible. Either directly by the animal (grazing situation) or by frequent use of manure spreaders (like the MA diary I described above). Either way the manure still needs to be spread, its just that the risks and benefits differ from each scenario. Grazing requires far too much land for current production levels on the large scale. Isolated operations can do it, but it just doesn't scale to meet nation (never mind international) demand. Frequent application to avoid lagoons is also not really feasible on the medium to large scale based on the costs associated (time, fuel, equipment, wasted nutrients, potential for run off in the winter) with this method.

      Hey, if you've got another method that was cost competitive, and further reduced the risks I'd be glad to hear it. I could even call a couple of people in Ag Engineering, or in other departments at various Universities to see what they thought of it. There are a lot of smart people trying to address these questions (I tend to think of myself as one of them, but I am by no means among the smartest) and they are constantly coming up with ideas and evaluating them. Your interest is appreciated, but your armchair quarterbacking is not

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    219. Re:Food? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      While there may be plenty of reasons why it could be dangerous, the Atkins diet very much proves this. While in ketosis, you do not store any fat.

      What the Atkins diet proves, is that you can make a lot of money telling people what they want to hear.

      A little Googling will show low-carb diet boards where people are complaining about how they're in ketosis but still gaining weight. It is not the case that you can take in unlimited calories on a low carbohydrate diet and not gain weight. The difference that ketosis makes, by excreting ketones in urine and in the breath, is minimal, on the order of 45 kcal a day at most.

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    220. Re:Food? by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Leaner meat is lower quality meat.

      But I'll be damned if the local grocery stores don't charge a premium for the lower fat ground beef.

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    221. Re:Food? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2 kilo watts per day assuming the cows moves the tread mill for 8 hours. They say it would run four milking units. A typical milking parlor would have 12 - 16 stalls which would translate into 25 - 30 amps at 220 V. The typical vacuum pump draws 75 amps of current at 220 V. Therefore, you need some +30 cows walking for eight hours a day just to run one pump. I am plugging in and leaving the cows to eat.
      Not a lot of power but some. It would also cost the farmer 5 8 lbs of milk a day loss too.

    222. Re:Food? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Hey, if you've got another method that was cost competitive, and further reduced the risks I'd be glad to hear it.

      AIWPS is my favorite. There's some company I thought was called bio-bags but maybe not which makes big sacks that are cheaper and take up less space, but AIWPS is an effective long-term solution. It takes vastly more space, however, so it's not appropriate for all situations.

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    223. Re:Food? by jDeepbeep · · Score: 2, Funny

      I once witnessed a battle of two morbidly obese women, both "sort of" in line to check out, in fat-carts. They were hitting each other with rolls of paper toweling (still wrapped up) and shouting about who was first in line. I took one look and realized I might never again be graced with a vision of consumer culture so vividly. It was awesome.

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    224. Re:Food? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The difference that ketosis makes, by excreting ketones in urine and in the breath, is minimal, on the order of 45 kcal a day at most.

      The difference that ketosis makes is that you don't store unburned fat. Thus, if you are in ketosis, and the calories you consume are from fat, you won't get fatter. Under any other conditions, you fail. This is not a diet on which you can cheat. And it's more than possible to believe you're in ketosis when you aren't. Self-reporting is not useless, but it's the next best thing.

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    225. Re:Food? by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      The only war the US has fought in the past 100 years in its own defense was World War II.

    226. Re:Food? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not great with my unit conversions, but wouldn't that make a cow a three horsepower animal? And that a horsepower is roughly based on a draft horse, which is about the size of a cow, it makes you wonder why people used horses to do labor when a cow could do it three times as well!

      I think someone in the original study misplaced a decimal point.

    227. Re:Food? by ormondotvos · · Score: 1

      Your mothr may be allergic to milk. My wife was. No milk, no arthritis.

    228. Re:Food? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      This biosphere adapts.

      If change is slow enough, yes. The current human-caused mass extinction is not slow enough.

      Of course life on this ball of rock will continue, but when mass extinctions occur the biosphere that results after recovery is very different, enough that we might say that the original was destroyed and a new one has taken its place.

      The animals (including us) come and go, and change and adapt to the circumstances of thousands and millions of years, but there's no "wrong" or "right", there's only "right now".

      I would prefer it if our species -- and our civilization -- didn't go anytime soon. Call me sentimental about this wacky bunch of monkeys, but I think it would be sad if they spoiled their nest to the point of wiping themselves out, or even to the point of needlessly killing billions of themselves but still surviving.

      I'm also sentimental about non-human sentient beings, and would point out that ethical anthrocentrism is part of the problem that's got our species fouling the nest, but that's a rant for another time.

      There's a sort of universal guilt among the ecologically-friendly people that attempts to repent for their lifestyle.

      Guilt? No, I hang around with lots of ecologically-friendly people and haven't seen any such guilt. It's no more "guilt" that drives people to purchase carbon credits, or to purchase sustainably-grown produce, than it's "guilt" that makes me crap in the toilet rather than in the middle of the street, and put my trash in the can rather then throwing it into my neighbor's yard. It's called cleaning up after yourself, and it's what grown-ups do.

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    229. Re:Food? by FelixNZ · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but what country grows corn with Petroleum based fertilizers? and remind me never to eat their corn.

    230. Re:Food? by crmarvin42 · · Score: 1

      Ok, I've only had time to just glancing though this, but it appears to be a type of storage lagoon. I don't see any fundamental differences between this and the lagoons I described. They store effluent, and encourage it to breakdown. The lagoons at Purdue are 2 stage digesters, and this seems to be simply a different design with the same function.

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    231. Re:Food? by bipbop · · Score: 1

      You're often encouraged to eat more after surgery, to aid in healing properly. I'm curious what a surgeon would say about your advice.

    232. Re:Food? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if so, would it take off?

    233. Re:Food? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      They're a completely different design, they take up more space for a given amount of shit, they have to have water running into them to function. The effluent is stored beneath a plastic layer which collects methane; this also stops the smell. Heavy metals settle out because of where new material is introduced (i.e. the bottom.) But again, if you want to gain the same benefits without using more space, you put it in a big bag. Either way, allowing the methane to simply escape is utterly wrongheaded, and it should probably be prohibited by law. Even flaring it off would be better.

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    234. Re:Food? by ElizabethGreene · · Score: 1
      Most of them.

      Let me introduce you to the Haber Process.

    235. Re:Food? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      Thus, if you are in ketosis, and the calories you consume are from fat, you won't get fatter.

      So you believe that if you can consume 10,000 calories of fat a day and 0 carbs, sit around on your ass, and not gain weight? I'm sure that you can reference a published, peer-reviewed study that demonstrates this magic? And you can explain why a ketogenic low-carb diets gives no better results than non-ketogenic low-carb diets?

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    236. Re:Food? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      And you can explain why a ketogenic low-carb diets gives no better results than non-ketogenic low-carb diets?

      The study you cite is flawed. Both diets contained about the same number of calories which is not the point of the Atkins diet. The point of Atkins is that if you stick to the rules, it doesn't matter how much you eat. They should have had both groups on 2,000 calories or even more.

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    237. Re:Food? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      The study you cite is flawed. Both diets contained about the same number of calories

      Uh, that's not a flaw. That's good experimental design: holding all other factors constant while varying only the one under investigation, in this case the ketogenic nature of the diet. If two diets are similar except that one is ketogenic and one isn't, and they have the same weight-loss results, then this indicates that ketosis doesn't mean anything for weight loss.

      The point of Atkins is that if you stick to the rules, it doesn't matter how much you eat

      And the point of actual science is that yes, it does matter how much you eat. People who lose fat weight (not merely the initial dehydration of Atkins-style diets) do so because they reduce their caloric intake. Atkins "rules" are fairy dust that disguise the fact that when it works, it works because it's a restrictive diet that results in people eating fewer calories.

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    238. Re:Food? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Atkins "rules" are fairy dust that disguise the fact that when it works, it works because it's a restrictive diet that results in people eating fewer calories.

      I guess you missed the point, you need more than 1500 calories intake. It's easy to eat only 1500 calories when someone is cooking all your meals for you and telling you that it's imperative that you eat this food and only this food, then checking up on you later. But most people who are fat are eating a bunch of bullshit prepared food and getting more than 1500 calories. So this study says that people under highly controlled conditions and consulting daily with a dietitian and eating food prepared for them and designed specifically for steady caloric content will derive no benefit from Atkins vs. a less severe low-carb diet. Whoop de shit, if you read Atkins, he'll tell you the same thing. This is a bad study because people don't live like this, and you could eat more or less anything and lose weight if your caloric intake is restricted and monitored. The whole point of diets like Atkins is that people generally won't stick to a diet, and no diet works if you cheat on it.

      As always, the best thing is just to go out and get more exercise, and to eat healthy food when you do eat, not to mention maintaining balance in your diet. If you do these three things, you'll find yourself becoming more fit without counting calories.

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  2. Meat cows? by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 0

    I'm not sure I want my cows exercising. Their muscles will get tough and stringy.

    It may be a bit more expensive and resource consuming, but fat, lazy cows are what I want.

    1. Re:Meat cows? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I'm not sure I want my cows exercising. Their muscles will get tough and stringy.

      It may be a bit more expensive and resource consuming, but fat, lazy cows are what I want.

      For steaks, sure, but for ground beef, you want it lean.

    2. Re:Meat cows? by Nyall · · Score: 1

      So make them into hamburger.

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    3. Re:Meat cows? by ATestR · · Score: 4, Funny

      One cow can produce about two kilowatts of electricity, enough energy to power four milking machines.

      The real question is: Does it make the Milk tough?

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    4. Re:Meat cows? by odin84gk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Doesn't matter if they are dairy cows. Exercised cows = happy cows = better milk.

    5. Re:Meat cows? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I'm not sure I want my cows exercising. Their muscles will get tough and stringy.

      It may be a bit more expensive and resource consuming, but fat, lazy cows are what I want.

      For steaks, sure, but for ground beef, you want it lean.

      Unless you are making hamburgers. All the best burgers have higher fat content. The leaner the burger the more non-meat stuff you have to put in to get it to stick together.

    6. Re:Meat cows? by uncledrax · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I dunno, if I was forced to exercise 8 hours a day, I probably wouldn't be all that happy... especially if it was on a treadmill where I couldn't actually GET anywhere.

      If you're gonna use happy and animals together.. you can't do it while they are penned up forcing them them to do labour all day.

      That said, I don't object in to penning animals in general, after all I like their tasty flesh and white milk and cream.. and eggs.. man I love eggs.

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    7. Re:Meat cows? by FluffyWithTeeth · · Score: 1

      Doesn't matter if they are dairy cows. Exercised cows = happy cows = better milk.

      Yes, I too learned all my farming knowledge from playing Harvest Moon.

    8. Re:Meat cows? by krnpimpsta · · Score: 1

      One cow can produce about two kilowatts of electricity, enough energy to power four milking machines.

      The real question is: Does it make the Milk tough?

      No, the real question is... how does 2kw of electricity compare in units of bio-electricity? Say, to a 120 volt battery that is capable of producing 25,000 BTUs of thermal energy?

      And if it compares favorably, what would be the costs of constructing a virtual reality universe to occupy the cattle's minds - a universe modelled after the late 20th century, arguably known to be the peak of cattle civilization?

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    9. Re:Meat cows? by jimicus · · Score: 1

      That said, I don't object in to penning animals in general, after all I like their tasty flesh and white milk and cream.. and eggs.. man I love eggs.

      Then if you're only prepared to do one thing to increase animal happiness, make it "buy free-range eggs". Decent quality free-range eggs have a much better flavour and the size allocated per hen in a battery farm is about the same size as a sheet of writing paper.

    10. Re:Meat cows? by NFN_NLN · · Score: 1

      I dunno, if I was forced to exercise 8 hours a day, I probably wouldn't be all that happy...

      Jesus H., it's a NON-POWERED treadmill. There's nothing stopping them from standing still or even laying down.

      You guys keep picturing a cow on a POWERED treadmill where they are forced to exercise. That would be the EXACT F**KING opposite.

    11. Re:Meat cows? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "So make them into hamburger."

      Err, fat is also what makes burgers taste better...a completely lean burger is a bland, dry tasteless burger.

      And really, our digestive systems are MADE to use some fat, that bile duct is there for a reason.

      Part of the reason that the US is so damned obese has a great deal to do with the lie propagated over the past few decades that FAT is the culprit, when really, it is over-processed foods with high sugar/starch content.

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    12. Re:Meat cows? by FlyMysticalDJ · · Score: 1

      Do I smell a Matrix-Kung Pow crossover?

    13. Re:Meat cows? by losfromla · · Score: 1

      please see my response here for thoughts on the nature of the treadmill (developed in response to another thought):
      http://hardware.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1623484&cid=31898870

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    14. Re:Meat cows? by FlyMysticalDJ · · Score: 1

      Jesus H., it's a NON-POWERED treadmill. There's nothing stopping them from standing still or even laying down.

      To quote TFA:

      Cows are locked into a pen on top of a non-powered, inclined belt.

      Emphasis mine. If the belt is inclined, they're going to have to walk or fall off.

    15. Re:Meat cows? by GoChickenFat · · Score: 1

      Apparently the moderators are as ignorant as the poster. ...unless the poster was going for humor...as in reference to the "happy cow" commercials.

    16. Re:Meat cows? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      they're going to have to walk or fall off

      Are there razor-sharp blades waiting at the bottom to make hamburger of the cows who fall off? That would make an excellent cow horror movie, if cows were intelligent enough to appreciate horror movies.

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    17. Re:Meat cows? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real question is: Does it make the Milk tough?

      Nah. It just makes it thick.

    18. Re:Meat cows? by Tekfactory · · Score: 1

      Many years ago my Dad took me to the Stockyards in Fort Worth Texas, he showed me some tall brick buildings where they used to slaughter cattle.

      They would walk the cattle up stairs in a building eight stories tall, and then kill them, the parts of the cow would then be placed on an unpowered assembly line that ran in the opposite direction and was moved by the potential energy of the cow's weight pulling it down the sloped assembly line.

    19. Re:Meat cows? by rhsanborn · · Score: 1

      Funny, I thought it had to do with people eating too much.

    20. Re:Meat cows? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Funny, I thought it had to do with people eating too much."

      That is part of the problem...too many calories, but there are schools of thought that the types of food...cheap sugar and carbs, 'low fat' foods are causing insulin problems...spikes that hit and then you crash from the sugar high, and eat again.

      Eating more proteins and fat calories, actually satiet a person longer, they stay full and don't eat as much or as often.

      We have more cheap/worthless calories in abundance today...sugar filled sodas and the like that don't fill you up like the same amount of calories from a well marbled steak would do.

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    21. Re:Meat cows? by FlyMysticalDJ · · Score: 1

      the potential energy of the cow's weight pulling it down the sloped assembly line.

      Could this be considered prior art?

  3. What? by sbierwagen · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Don't the cows have to... eat? How is this any more efficient than burning corn directly?

    1. Re:What? by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      The cows are going to eat and walk anyways... Might as well make the cow more efficient. There is a lot of energy wasted anyways might as well capture some if it and convert it to a more useful form.

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    2. Re:What? by Plazmid · · Score: 1

      Thermodynamically it's probably close to the same efficiency you'd get if you burned the corn, muscle is about as efficient as a gasoline engine on a per weight basis when you take conversion of food into ATP into account. However, unlike an engine, prime mover(moover?) ends up being edible so you don't have the problem of "burning food for fuel" that your corn burning engine would have.

    3. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You get to trade whinging greenies for animal rights activists, who are far less resourceful and organised.

    4. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not plus you have to build the tread mills. Epic fail, think it through first!

    5. Re:What? by Explodicle · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's used in conjunction with a form of nuclear fusion. Just an intermediate step before plugging them into the Meatrix.

    6. Re:What? by quenda · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Corn? Cows eat grass. Feeding them corn would be a huge waste of resources.

    7. Re:What? by batquux · · Score: 1

      Right, skip the cows and put the corn directly on the treadmill!

    8. Re:What? by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 2, Informative
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    9. Re:What? by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 1

      However, unlike an engine, prime mover(moover?) ends up being edible so you don't have the problem of "burning food for fuel" that your corn burning engine would have.

      Yes, you do. The food the cow is burning to drive the treadmill is not simultaneously available to help to cow grow. Unless, of course, you meant that in a political sense, rather than a thermodynamic one, in which case the argument makes perfect sense: most people won't understand that there is no energy advantage to be had from burning corn in a cow vs. in a car, so this approach gives you advantages of ethanol without provoking the "burning food for fuel" protesters.

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    10. Re:What? by noidentity · · Score: 1

      Duh, everyone knows that cows have been walking on inclined treadmills for 8 hours a day since the 1950s, when they realized how good it would be for their figure. At first it was a few cows, but the fad swept heards everywhere until they were all on a fitness craze that hasn't ended. Now they're just hooking generators up to those treadmills.

    11. Re:What? by xgr3gx · · Score: 1

      Grass fed beef is far more expensive, because of the amount of acreage required for the cows to graze. Grass only grows so fast in a given area.
      Corn on the other hand is dirt cheap. Why do you think most mass produced food uses corn syrup instead of sugar? (Part of it is becuase sugar is artificially expensive due to import tariffs, but that's besides the point)
      They should make prisoners generate electricity! They'll stay healthy and will be too tired for prison yard shenanigans!

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    12. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many cows are fed corn. Get over it.

      no

    13. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are right. I have a cow in my appartment, and I am telling you - not only she eats, she wathes TV all day long. She is definatelly NOT energy efficient.

    14. Re:What? by dfgchgfxrjtdhgh.jjhv · · Score: 1

      Corn is artificially cheap (especially in the us) because of massive us government subsidies for growing corn. Sugar, or glucose syrup would be cheaper than corn syrup otherwise. Corn syrup is almost unheard of here in the UK & the rest of Europe.

    15. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Welcome to America. Most cows are now fed corn.

    16. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't the cows have to... eat? How is this any more efficient than burning corn directly?

      Phew! For a moment there, I thought you were suggesting it would be more efficient to burn the COWS directly.

    17. Re:What? by Urkki · · Score: 1

      most people won't understand that there is no energy advantage to be had from burning corn in a cow vs. in a car

      Well, there's the thing that turning a cow off in a thermodynamic sense is rather permanent. So if the cow is a must-have anyway, and burning corn in the cow can't be avoided, then one might as well extract some of that corn's energy for electricity generation. It's bound to be a net win. And if some plain grass (much harder to burn in a car compared to corn) is going to be burnt in the cow, then it's even better.

    18. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I advise you actually look into what cows eat most of the time. I suggest starting with Silage (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silage#Nutrition)

    19. Re:What? by shentino · · Score: 1

      When I hear you say "get over it" I don't hear you, I hear the voice of the corn growing lobby that is making a killing and getting fat off of government subsidies, and who would throw a royal hissy fit if they had to compete in the market on their own merits.

    20. Re:What? by quenda · · Score: 1

      Many cows are fed corn. Get over it.

      Woosh! only in the US, where the corn lobby gets massive subsidies from taxpayers. Its like the old days in the USSR when bread was subsidised, and so cheap that people fed it to their cows. Such a waste.

    21. Re:What? by quenda · · Score: 1

      Silage is made from grass around here (Australia). It is just an alternative to hay, isn't it? Useful in seasons when the grass is not growing so fast.

    22. Re:What? by quenda · · Score: 1

      Why do you think most mass produced food uses corn syrup instead of sugar?

      Only in the US. Corn syrup is unheard of in other places. I'd like to blame HFCS for US obesity, but we seem to be getting nearly as fat over here without it.

    23. Re:What? by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      Actually, I support ending all agricultural subsidies, but I don't lose any sleep over it.

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    24. Re:What? by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      only in the US

      Yeah, too bad you're either ignorant or lying. Maize silage (which granted is not grain-only, but does contain a lot of corn) is used significantly throughout Europe and Australia/NZ to feed cattle. Articles are hard to come by, but I did find this about maize silage in the UK, this paper about maize silage in Italy, and this paper which mentions maize silage in France and Switzerland.

      QED, fool. Did you really think the US was the only place on earth that ever put corn into cattle feed? Please.

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    25. Re:What? by quenda · · Score: 1

      Interesting, but silage is hardly the same thing as grain-fed. Maize is a grass, remember. And grain (aka corn) is the seed part of that plant.
          Corn-fed means feeding on the grain only. Its confusing as in the US, corn is now used to mean the maize plant.

    26. Re:What? by GravityStar · · Score: 1

      True, but daily I still see lots of cows grazing while they're looking at the funny colored cars whizzing by.

  4. Spoil the meat? by PolyDwarf · · Score: 1

    I thought you weren't supposed to exercise the meat you eat, because un-exercised meat tasted better (see Kobe beef).

    1. Re:Spoil the meat? by Nadaka · · Score: 1

      In this case I think he is using dairy cows for his particular needs.

    2. Re:Spoil the meat? by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      One cow can produce about two kilowatts of electricity, enough energy to power four milking machines.

      They're talking about milk cows, the ones that normally are out to pasture wandering around anyway.

    3. Re:Spoil the meat? by c · · Score: 1

      > I thought you weren't supposed to exercise the meat you eat

      Milk cows. People don't eat them too often.

      That being said, a farmer's daughter I know told me that they actually increased milk yields when they reduced access to the exercise yard for their cows. I would imagine the reduction in costs due to power use would more than offet a reduction in yield, though.

      c.

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    4. Re:Spoil the meat? by countertrolling · · Score: 1

      Reduction in yield? Is this a problem?

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    5. Re:Spoil the meat? by c · · Score: 1

      > Reduction in yield? Is this a problem?

      Can't speak for other countries, but in Ontario, milk producers are under a quota system. So a higher yield means less cattle to reach that quota. Less cattle is pretty much always a good thing.

      Whether milk overproduction is a problem in the grand scheme of things... yeah, probably. But the entire agriculture industry is a largely artificial market these days anyways, so I wouldn't be singling this one out. Particularly since it's one of the few where small family operations are still viable.

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    6. Re:Spoil the meat? by countertrolling · · Score: 1

      Yes, there are plenty of famers plowing their crops under also. I wasn't singling anybody out, just finding the most dramatic example to point out the insanity. The agricultural industry is probably the biggest criminal organization operating today. Nothing presents a greater danger to the world's population.

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    7. Re:Spoil the meat? by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Actually, meat gains flavour with work, and the hardest-working parts of the cow have the most flavour. Kobe tastes like it does due to its high fat content.

  5. But it's not as cool as... by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 3, Funny

    sharks with lasers.

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    1. Re:But it's not as cool as... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      And that's not as cool as sharks with friggin' lasers. After all, I've seen lasers, I've seen sharks, but I've never seen a laser frig. How does one get a laser to frig, anyway?

    2. Re:But it's not as cool as... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, Cows with Guns.

    3. Re:But it's not as cool as... by gmby · · Score: 1

      Or Cat-vity Lasers!

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    4. Re:But it's not as cool as... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... or cows playing poker

  6. "Does your farm run on solar power?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "No, sirloin power!"

  7. 1.3 billion treadmills needed by FTWinston · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And how long would it take a cow walking on a treadmill to produce an amount of energy equivalent to that used to produce the treadmill (including its raw materials) anyway?
    But if he's got 1.3 billion cow treadmills handy, I'd happily take one if I had a cow.

    1. Re:1.3 billion treadmills needed by polar+red · · Score: 1

      That thought crossed my mind too. It's all about cost: how much does the device cost, and how much maintenance it requires, this translates into a cost per Kwh, which tells us if it is a good idea; but I guess it'll probably be more expensive than wind power.

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    2. Re:1.3 billion treadmills needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if we assume that the production of the treadmill is, at worst case, a break-even proposition and that the final retail cost reflects the costs of all the in-line producers and their energy costs (accepting the macro-economic model that energy and human labor are interchangeable at a certain exchange rate)....then to get a back-of-the-envelope answer we only have to take the retail price of the treadmill and divide that by the cost of energy to get time needed to offset. In this case, lets say a treadmill costs $1000. This might be high or low..but it's a starting place. Next, lets fix the cost of energy at 10 cents per kWh (reasonable assumption for many parts of the world). According to TFA, each cow's "shift" should be able to generate 16 kWh = $1.60. Figure in 2 shifts per treadmill per day (rotating the cows so each cow only does one shift per day, and no "graveyards" for the cows so they can get their proper night time rest) = $3.20 per day. That gives us a little under a year for energy pay-back. Adjust the input numbers with more precise information to get a more precise answer..but that should be a decent guestimation for starters.

    3. Re:1.3 billion treadmills needed by polar+red · · Score: 1

      Don't forget cows sh@tting a lot, it getting all over the machine means a high maintenance cost.

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    4. Re:1.3 billion treadmills needed by Idarubicin · · Score: 1

      It's all about cost: how much does the device cost, and how much maintenance it requires, this translates into a cost per Kwh, which tells us if it is a good idea; but I guess it'll probably be more expensive than wind power.

      Well, the article claims 2 kW output. Let's figure cows are walking 16 hours per day (two shifts); that's 32 kWh per day (most optimistic assumption). If it's sold back to the grid at ten cents per kWh, we're looking at 3.20 USD per day, or about 1000 USD per year.

      Now, those are some optimistic assumptions (about per-day use, and electricity rates) but not totally ridiculous. If you can make a cow treadmill for a thousand bucks (Amazon quotes prices of four hunded to a couple thousand dollars for people treadmills) then you might have something worthwhile there.

      That said, I don't know what the maintenance will run you, nor how much it will cost to bring feed to the now non-grazing cattle....

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    5. Re:1.3 billion treadmills needed by NFN_NLN · · Score: 1

      Don't forget cows sh@tting a lot, it getting all over the machine means a high maintenance cost.

      Yeah, but then you create a circle of really long treadmills that all terminate at the center. Then a dump truck sits below the e-poo-center and collects all the poo. That way the treadmill will also offset cost of shoveling and collecting manure.

      Oh did I mention the dump trucks will be electric and directly powered by the cows. :)

    6. Re:1.3 billion treadmills needed by drunkenoafoffofb3ta · · Score: 1

      Mod points if I had them. This is terrible science and not worthy of slashdot.

    7. Re:1.3 billion treadmills needed by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      why don't you have a cow, not married yet?

    8. Re:1.3 billion treadmills needed by mea37 · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure why you figure the threshold for 'worthwhile' is 1 year to recover initial capital; I believe in the energy field that would rule out most means of generation.

      Comparing the cost to a human treadmill isn't as helpful as you might think. The purpose, therefore design, therefore cost drivers are completely different.

      I would bet you could build a device cheap enough; the question is how much you'd pour into maintaining it to keep it running long enough to cover your expenses.

    9. Re:1.3 billion treadmills needed by Idarubicin · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure why you figure the threshold for 'worthwhile' is 1 year to recover initial capital

      Why do you believe I make that assumption? I was simply offering order-of-magnitude estimates for each of the values; as they're in the same ballpark, it's not unreasonable to conclude that the payback period might be acceptable.

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  8. This is NOT a treadmill for cows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This guy just took a stock heavy-duty treadmill, and painted over the "Jessica Simpson" with "Livestock."

  9. Brutal civilization. by unity100 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Shouldnt we fix the abomination that livestock industry is, in that they make cows live in 1x2 m enclosed space from their birth to their death in the first place.

    reminds of how big corporations treat people like livestock and make them toil for dimes in cramped spaces ... a society's mindset reflects on every aspect of life.

    1. Re:Brutal civilization. by Ubergrendle · · Score: 1

      "reminds of how big corporations treat people like livestock and make them toil for dimes in cramped spaces ... a society's mindset reflects on every aspect of life." But do the sheeple taste as good as the cows?

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    2. Re:Brutal civilization. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I completely agree because I think it's wrong, and I do not eat veal (I am not a vegetarian though), not all live stock live in the crates for their life.

      However, I was thinking the exact same thing--how cruel of a life is it to not only eat them at the end, but we also force them into a life in a box where they make our electricity all day.

    3. Re:Brutal civilization. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I think you're missing something: immersive VR. Imagine you're a cow just kinda hanging around on a treadmill. Let's also assume that the treadmill is on a giant ball so you can turn, etc. Everywhere you look you see pasture and other cows. Life is bliss!

      Of course, the power goes out and suddenly wolves start showing up - just to get the juices flowing again. But you'll get to visit the grand canyon, run with the buffalo, and do all sorts of things that other cows cannot.

      We'll shove a tube up their butts to siphon off the methane and get even more power from the little beasties. It's cow-matrix!

    4. Re:Brutal civilization. by TheKidWho · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of the matrix.

      Maybe the next thing we can do is allow the cows to live in a virtual reality world where it seems like they are grazing in the grass when they're really on a treadmill making our electricity.

      Maybe the reality of the matrix is that the machines needed humans to... Eat. Because we tasted yummy to them or something after they processed us into fuel.

      Or maybe they needed to eat our thoughts because information was so important to them and we were random generators of information which were hard to replicate in machines.

    5. Re:Brutal civilization. by the_humeister · · Score: 1

      Yes. They're cheaper to make and people willing die so they can be eaten!

    6. Re:Brutal civilization. by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      It appears their answer is to put the cows on a treadmill that is approximately 1x2m instead. I'm all for eating other animals that aren't smart enough to dodge a bullet, but I prefer my meat isn't tortured (veal) or subjected to crowded unhappy lives either (chickens, pigs, cows). It is a true dilemma. It isn't easy to find meat that is raised like a normal animal in the eastern USA.

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    7. Re:Brutal civilization. by pclminion · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that a huge number of cows are fed corn, which is a food that eventually causes liver failure -- by the time the cow is slaughtered, it was basically going to die anyway. But hey, the FDA says that the quality of beef is determined by marbling, and corn gives way more marbling than grass (the cow's natural food, which we don't exactly lack), and it lets us grow and subsidize a shitload of corn, so who cares about the cows?

    8. Re:Brutal civilization. by Nadaka · · Score: 1

      It is pretty easy to find, you just have to kill it yourself. I can guaranty that 95%+ of the time, an animal you shoot and butcher yourself will suffer less than something raised on a factory farm.

    9. Re:Brutal civilization. by lwsimon · · Score: 1, Insightful

      That's true only of veal. For most cattle, they live in an open area, with many other cattle - granted, when you take the area and divide by the number of cattle, each cow may indeed end up with 2 m^2, but you're forgetting something -- cattle are herd animals. Even open grazing, they will typically stand as close together as possible and still eat fresh grass.

      Feed lots and the like suck, don't get me wrong - but it is the willing price we pay for meat. I've been to large feedlots - I've worked in a small processing facility. I've hunted, dressed my own game, and been a part of the entire process, from feedlot or field to the table. I still eat meat. I fucking love meat.

      Animals die to predation all the time in the wild - that is far, far more stressful and violent than standing in a line and getting a piston gun through the head. While standing in a muddy pen mooing all day must be awfully boring, I would wager that it is probably preferable (if a cow was smart enough to have a preference) to wandering around constantly in search of food.

      We are human beings, the very pinnacle of the food chain. Cows are animals, below us, and damned tasty. It is right and natural that we should raise them, slaughter them, and eat them. If you feel it is barbaric, then don't partake - but please don't try and make it out to be some moral outrage, because it isn't.

      As for the "big corporations" - show me the ones using slave labor, and I'll stop buying from them. If you mean sweatshops and child labor in the third world - you don't know what you're talking about, and if your ilk were ever successful in stopping it, the death of countless people would be on your hands.

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    10. Re:Brutal civilization. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't we fix the abomination that livestock industry is ...

      We just need to breed the Dish of the Day.

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    11. Re:Brutal civilization. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, considering that the people in the Matrix were being used as thermal generators to for power, I would say, yes, the machines consumed the humans.

      And from it looked like, it was done with at least some thought towards being a renewable energy/food source.

    12. Re:Brutal civilization. by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      "reminds of how big corporations treat people like livestock and make them toil for dimes in cramped spaces ... a society's mindset reflects on every aspect of life."

      Yeah, like the corporations are holding a gun to the heads of the people working in cubes, and the people have no other choice! /sarcasm.

      Yeah it is nice to see people RANT against corporations for choices and careers people make. If you don't like working for a Corporation for 78K a year, then don't. Move to Kansas or Missouri where you can have the same lifestyle for half what it costs in LA, NY, SF or Boston.

      Quite frankly, I don't care a single whit about the complainers who work in cubes all day, it was their choice for the lifestyle they've chosen.

      And I'm not sure why others complain for those locked in a cube. You may not like working in a cube (and why you don't), but that doesn't give you a right to complain for those that do. Again, it is their choice.

      Now if you want to complain about working in a coal mine, especially when the corporate overlords are short changing safety for an extra buck, then complain about that. I hope the families of those killed get millions from the operators of the mine.

      Kind of puts things into perspective now doesn't it???

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    13. Re:Brutal civilization. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This reminds me of an idea a friend of mine and I had years ago called the Mootrix.
      Basically it's an enormous warehouse, completely automated, which grows grass to feed to cows, which are raised in standard cow-shaped template forms for allow for easier machine processing.
      The cows are fed intravenously and mow around in a VR field simulation. When the cows are fully grown, they are automatically processed.
      A full cow-based ecosystem under one roof massive roof.

      Sunlight goes in, steak, milk, and leather coats some out.

    14. Re:Brutal civilization. by quickpick · · Score: 1

      Shouldnt we fix the abomination that livestock industry is, in that they make cows live in 1x2 m enclosed space from their birth to their death in the first place.

      reminds of how big corporations treat people like livestock and make them toil for dimes in cramped spaces ... a society's mindset reflects on every aspect of life.

      you are absolutely right. I want to go back to eating lentils and bread as my primary meal. Meat was a luxury in the past and todays meat is available to the masses because of that 'abomination'. If you want accessible meat proteins then you have to accept the fact that this is what is required. If you don't like it, YOU get out in the field, find better way to treat the animals while staying afloat economically, and then you can come back and bitch out the industry.

    15. Re:Brutal civilization. by garcia · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Feed lots and the like suck, don't get me wrong - but it is the willing price we pay for meat.

      It's not a price I'm willing to pay for meat and as such I get my meat from local, organic, and free range farmers and you should too.

    16. Re:Brutal civilization. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      only trouble is you gotta feed 7billion humans and also keep them happy..

    17. Re:Brutal civilization. by TheKidWho · · Score: 1

      Yes, and once everyone starts doing that we can go through world wide famine.

    18. Re:Brutal civilization. by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of the matrix.

      Maybe the next thing we can do is allow the cows to live in a virtual reality world where it seems like they are grazing in the grass when they're really on a treadmill making our electricity.

      Ah, yes. The Mootrix, where Morph-Angus has to show Mr. Armorican that he is the One before Agent Simmental gets him.

      (Wikipedia makes incredibly bad puns easy!).

      And sadly, I've heard the Mootrix joke before.

    19. Re:Brutal civilization. by mini+me · · Score: 1

      We raise veal cattle here. The cattle have free rein of the barn, and a large outdoor area. I am sure there are some farms that do pen in their cattle in a tiny pen for life, but that is hardly the norm.

      The only difference between veal and your normal beef cow is the weight at which the beast goes to market. The procedure of raising the animal is virtually the same either way.

    20. Re:Brutal civilization. by NFN_NLN · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that a huge number of cows are fed corn, which is a food that eventually causes liver failure -- by the time the cow is slaughtered, it was basically going to die anyway. But hey, the FDA says that the quality of beef is determined by marbling, and corn gives way more marbling than grass (the cow's natural food, which we don't exactly lack), and it lets us grow and subsidize a shitload of corn, so who cares about the cows?

      More importantly the corn changes the acidity of the cows stomach which promotes e.coli. growth.

    21. Re:Brutal civilization. by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Not to mention that a huge number of cows are fed corn, which is a food that eventually causes liver failure -- by the time the cow is slaughtered, it was basically going to die anyway. But hey, the FDA says that the quality of beef is determined by marbling, and corn gives way more marbling than grass (the cow's natural food, which we don't exactly lack), and it lets us grow and subsidize a shitload of corn, so who cares about the cows?"

      If that is the case, they WHY is it so damned hard to find a well marbled cut of beef??

      I mean, hell, even when you can as a consumer find Prime grade beef...it is nowhere nearly as marbled as it was in decades past.

      I saw a photo comparison card used for grading from like the early 60's vs one used today...and a prime steak back then was almost light pink due to all the internal marbling of fat...vs what was a largely solid red with small flecks of marbling.

      I now know why steaks just do not taste as good today as they did when I was a kid...whatever they're doing, they're breeding the flavor out of meat just like they are with produce. More volume....less flavor.

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    22. Re:Brutal civilization. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's true only of veal. For most cattle, they live in an open area...

      If by "most" you mean "the less than 20% of American cattle that aren't from factory farms", then yes, you are correct.

    23. Re:Brutal civilization. by mini+me · · Score: 1

      I prefer my meat isn't tortured (veal)

      The only difference between veal and any other kind of beef is the size of the animal at the time it goes to market. Perhaps it is cruel to shorten the lifespan of the animal by a few months, but otherwise a veal cow sees the same life that any other beef cow does.

      I am sure that some farmers do mistreat their animals. But it is not fair to paint all farmers with the same brush. Most farmers who raise veal do care about the well-being of their animals during their lifespan and do not trap them in a tiny box.

    24. Re:Brutal civilization. by jlf278 · · Score: 1
      "It is pretty easy to find, you just have to kill it yourself. I can guaranty that 95%+ of the time, an animal you shoot and butcher yourself will suffer less than something raised on a factory farm."

      Yes, but I don't have a gun to shoot the cow. How much less would they suffer if I repeatedly stab them in a face with a chef's knife?

    25. Re:Brutal civilization. by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      I do catch and clean my own fish (had crappie for dinner last night, catch bass/bream/catfish all the time), but it isn't practical for me to hunt for the rest of my meat. Besides, hunting cows and chickens is illegal ;) There isn't nearly so much available hunting area in the metro Mid-Atlantic area either.

      Get this: We now have a coyote problem in NC. To help trim the deer population, they introduced coyotes here as a natural predator. They *could* have simply raised the hunting limit, and charged an extra fee for those who wanted to take advantage of the higher limit, thus raising money for the wildlife fund, which would actually PAY for the management. Instead, they mismanaged it by introducing a problematic predator/scavenger, which will end up costing much more to deal with. My guess is this was to keep the deer from being hunted, which ironically, is much more humane than being stalked and attacked by a coyote. Now we just need another animal that will hunt down all the coyotes and trim their populations. Maybe a T-Rex, that would make as much sense.

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    26. Re:Brutal civilization. by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

      Haven't they done genetic work on the cows yet, like KFC did to chickens? http://www.snopes.com/horrors/food/kfc.asp

      I'd like to see them use six or eight legged cows in bull fights. It would be like fighting a giant centipede. Would they be called hexipedes of octapedes? Think of how differently a stampede would sound.

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    27. Re:Brutal civilization. by drsquare · · Score: 1

      People would be a damn sight healthier if they lived off lentils rather than meat every meal. They'd use a lot less oil and save a hell of a lot of money. Less bowel cancer too I'd expect. It'd be interesting to know how 'economical' the current system of industrial meat production would be without the corn subsidies.

    28. Re:Brutal civilization. by mini+me · · Score: 1

      Even veal are free to roam as they please on most farms. Placing the animal in a small box is not a requirement for producing veal meat.

    29. Re:Brutal civilization. by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 1

      It isn't easy to find meat that is raised like a normal animal in the eastern USA.

      Depends what part of the eastern USA. Around here (the Finger Lakes in western NY) it's pretty easy.

    30. Re:Brutal civilization. by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      So, you are saying only the wealthy should eat meat? Local, organic and free range farming is much more labor intensive (higher cost) than ordinary farming and produces significantly less food per acre than the more common practices.

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    31. Re:Brutal civilization. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shouldnt we fix the abomination that livestock industry is, in that they make cows live in 1x2 m enclosed space from their birth to their death in the first place.

      I think that's what the author of the article intended. A 1x2 M enclosure is way too big for a treadmill; it would be an abomination -- not to mention a waste of money -- to make the treadmill floor area so large. Excellent catch! Mods, moderate parent up as insightful!

      Cows are not people. They should work for their food, in as small of a space as possible, right up to the point that we decide to eat them. Take that, nature!

    32. Re:Brutal civilization. by losfromla · · Score: 1

      Sunlight goes in, steak, milk, and leather coats some out.

      shit, don't forget the shit. Next time, review the idea after you're both not stoned.

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    33. Re:Brutal civilization. by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      Veal is bottle fed only milk and typical restrained from moving completely. Regular cows do not have nearly so much restriction.

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    34. Re:Brutal civilization. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean you've never tasted delicious SoylentGreen(tm) ?!?

    35. Re:Brutal civilization. by TheKidWho · · Score: 1

      The shit is used to fertilize the grass.

    36. Re:Brutal civilization. by lwsimon · · Score: 1

      No, I mean the 80% that are. It would be cost prohibitive to put each cow in it's own pen, when you could just as easily put them all in a big pen, with a feed trough down one side.

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    37. Re:Brutal civilization. by lwsimon · · Score: 1

      I was using "we" as a collective term for humanity. If you want local meat, and are willing to pay a premium - awesome. That's the beauty of the free market.

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    38. Re:Brutal civilization. by unity100 · · Score: 1

      they soon may. they had been feeding them the parts of their dead comrades, which probably lead to various abominations, and maybe mad cow disease.

    39. Re:Brutal civilization. by unity100 · · Score: 1

      there is no 'trouble'.

      there is artificial scarcity. while there is hunger and famine in africa, millions of tons of grain rot in warehouses in america in order to keep grain prices high.

    40. Re:Brutal civilization. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $4.75/lb vs $2.50/lb is worth it. You'll eat less meat, like you should, and it'll be better for everyone all around.

    41. Re:Brutal civilization. by unity100 · · Score: 1

      That's true only of veal. For most cattle, they live in an open area, with many other cattle - granted, when you take the area and divide by the number of cattle, each cow may indeed end up with 2 m^2, but you're forgetting something -- cattle are herd animals. Even open grazing, they will typically stand as close together as possible and still eat fresh grass.

      Feed lots and the like suck, don't get me wrong - but it is the willing price we pay for meat. I've been to large feedlots - I've worked in a small processing facility. I've hunted, dressed my own game, and been a part of the entire process, from feedlot or field to the table. I still eat meat. I fucking love meat.

      http://www.google.com/search?q=livestock+industry+brutality&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a

      Animals die to predation all the time in the wild - that is far, far more stressful and violent than standing in a line and getting a piston gun through the head. While standing in a muddy pen mooing all day must be awfully boring, I would wager that it is probably preferable (if a cow was smart enough to have a preference) to wandering around constantly in search of food.

      im sure animals would disagree. and it is odd that you are so sure that a cow is not smart enough to have preference, while various researches showed that even fish were much more aware and sentient than the millenias old bullshit advocated.

      We are human beings, the very pinnacle of the food chain. Cows are animals, below us, and damned tasty. It is right and natural that we should raise them, slaughter them, and eat them.

      yea, and who decided that it was right and natural that we should raise them, slaughter them, and eat them ?

      we did.

      ironically, we are not employing the same kind of survivalist, strong eat weak barbarism in our own society, where we tend the weak, cure the sick, and not execute the mentally ill or castrinate them.

      If you feel it is barbaric, then don't partake - but please don't try and make it out to be some moral outrage, because it isn't.

      i am not partaking in it. what irritates me is that survivalist bullshitters coming up with the same bullshit like this everytime, ie 'dont do it if you dont like it', without realizing the possibility that the person in front of them may already be not doing it.

      furthermore, brutality wouldnt change its nature if i was the biggest carnivore that has ever came to pass on the face of this planet. if it is brutal, it is brutal. so spare us the bullshit of using that 'if you join in then you cant criticize' bullshit. if people did that, we wouldnt have gotten out of caves and out into space.

       

      As for the "big corporations" - show me the ones using slave labor, and I'll stop buying from them. If you mean sweatshops and child labor in the third world - you don't know what you're talking about, and if your ilk were ever successful in stopping it, the death of countless people would be on your hands.

      any big megacorporation you know its name is a slave holder.

      slavery is still here, it just changed its storefront, and the slaveholder is no longer obliged to feed you.

    42. Re:Brutal civilization. by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Well, that’s obvious. The shit would be dried and then burned, creating steam to turn large turbines and generate the electricity needed to run the machines to supplement the solar energy.

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    43. Re:Brutal civilization. by lwsimon · · Score: 1

      My family actually raises a good portion of the meat I eat - and it isn't in a 2 m^2 cage. I understand the concept, I just don't understand the drama that surrounds factory farms.

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    44. Re:Brutal civilization. by avandesande · · Score: 1

      ...good thing we put them out of their misery by eating them.

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    45. Re:Brutal civilization. by mini+me · · Score: 1

      Most calves, no matter what they are destined to produce (veal, beef, dairy, etc.), are bottle fed and restrained. It is the only way you can realistically ensure they are fed without compromising the mother's milk. Once they are old enough to feed without intervention, they are moved to less restrictive quarters.

    46. Re:Brutal civilization. by lwsimon · · Score: 1

      http://www.google.com/search?q=livestock+industry+brutality&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a

      I see a bunch of environmentalist drivel. I've experience what I speak of, so I'm not going to learn anything there, and it isn't entertaining to me.

      im sure animals would disagree. and it is odd that you are so sure that a cow is not smart enough to have preference, while various researches showed that even fish were much more aware and sentient than the millenias old bullshit advocated.

      Cows are dumb. Incredibly dumb. As in, will walk over a cliff while grazing dumb. That said, they have emotion, just like any other animal. They can feel pain, of course. A well-adjusted human will be compassionate with animals - but compassion doesn't extend so far as to stop eating meat. It is wrong to slit a cow's throat and let it bleed to death in pain, but it is not wrong to use a piston gun or similar device in a humane manner. Abuses do occur, but they are a reflection on the individuals, not on the concept of raising animals for meat.

      yea, and who decided that it was right and natural that we should raise them, slaughter them, and eat them ?

      we did.

      ironically, we are not employing the same kind of survivalist, strong eat weak barbarism in our own society, where we tend the weak, cure the sick, and not execute the mentally ill or castrinate them.

      Wrong audience for this argument - I am a strong proponent of "social darwinism". I don't want to be paying to heal anyone other than my own family, and I think warning labels have done much to harm our society. Sorry, but if you're dumb enough to put a gun to your head and pull the trigger, no amount of engraving on the barrel will change your mind - and further, if it *does* change your mind, you're just going to live on to do increasingly stupid things.

      i am not partaking in it. what irritates me is that survivalist bullshitters coming up with the same bullshit like this everytime, ie 'dont do it if you dont like it', without realizing the possibility that the person in front of them may already be not doing it.

      furthermore, brutality wouldnt change its nature if i was the biggest carnivore that has ever came to pass on the face of this planet. if it is brutal, it is brutal. so spare us the bullshit of using that 'if you join in then you cant criticize' bullshit. if people did that, we wouldnt have gotten out of caves and out into space.

      It never occurred to me that you would be partaking in it now. In fact, based on your post, I assumed you were not. I was merely stating that this is the limit of what you can accomplish to change things - to stop partaking an try to convince others to think like you.

      any big megacorporation you know its name is a slave holder.

      slavery is still here, it just changed its storefront, and the slaveholder is no longer obliged to feed you.

      Show me an example. Employment is not slavery.

      Finally, exactly what do you mean "survivalist"? I might qualify for that, depending on the definition, but I don't see how it is relevant here.

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    47. Re:Brutal civilization. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Feed lots and the like suck, don't get me wrong - but it is the willing price we pay for meat.

      No, that's the price the COWS pay so we can pay LESS for the meat.

    48. Re:Brutal civilization. by Explodicle · · Score: 1

      Employment is not slavery.

      I don't think you two are going to settle that argument any time soon.

    49. Re:Brutal civilization. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a bumper sticker out in the parking lot that reads^p
      If you love animals called pets, why do you eat animals called food?'
      ^p^p
      So far I've resisted offending this gentle soul with the obvious answer.

    50. Re:Brutal civilization. by unity100 · · Score: 1

      I see a bunch of environmentalist drivel. I've experience what I speak of, so I'm not going to learn anything there, and it isn't entertaining to me.

      if you are not going to respect what is replied to you, i am not going to waste time with you.

      Wrong audience for this argument - I am a strong proponent of "social darwinism". I don't want to be paying to heal anyone other than my own family, and I think warning labels have done much to harm our society. Sorry, but if you're dumb enough to put a gun to your head and pull the trigger, no amount of engraving on the barrel will change your mind - and further, if it *does* change your mind, you're just going to live on to do increasingly stupid things.

      you are precisely the type of idiot that is VERY harmful to human civilization, and you are the ones who should be locked up, so that you cant harm the civilization anymore.

      this species of weak monkeys came on top of the 'food chain' precisely because they were considerate enough to care for their weak and sick, which allowed the intellectual capacity and tool usage to develop among the population and therefore get out of fucking caves.

      had it been left to people like you, we would still be living in caves hitting each other in the head with clubs and stealing each others' pathetic findings.

      im not going to respond to your other arguments, because i dont have time to waste with a badass wannabee. next time you want to argue with someone and be taken seriously, shove that self centered survivalist bullshit up your ass and talk like a civilized person that actually deserves to live in 21st century.

    51. Re:Brutal civilization. by lwsimon · · Score: 1

      The fact that some choose to argue does not overshadow the truth. Employment is voluntary. There are no laws requiring you to have a job at all - when that changes, employment will be slavery.

      I don't see that happening, but then again, 5 years ago I'd have never thought my government would have ordered me to purchase a product from a private company.

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    52. Re:Brutal civilization. by unity100 · · Score: 1

      i already did. i cant waste time with a self centered badass wannabee.

    53. Re:Brutal civilization. by lwsimon · · Score: 1

      So, you insult me, and the argument is over? Gotchya.

      Oh, and the part where you bluntly state that you'd like to "lock me up" is great too. I offered you a reasoned argument, backed with personal experience in the subject offered, and your response is that I should be imprisoned.

      For what it's worth, we're the pinnacle species on the planet because we are adaptable. We use our intelligence to overcome our weaknesses, not because of empathy. Most animals are capable of empathy, few are capable of abstract thought. Only one is capable of vicarious learning and abstract language.

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    54. Re:Brutal civilization. by unity100 · · Score: 1

      no, the argument is over because despite you are making your living on working in i.t. related sectors, in a modern knowledge age, you dont have the brains to realize that it is the society to which you should be thanking for for your well being.

      had you been born in 1450, you wouldnt be worth polishing the local lord's shoes with your current intellectual capacity. the people you are looking down now would be living a high life because their skill set would be worth more at that point in time than yours would be.

      you are currently here, living an easier life, someone who wouldnt be worth shit a few centuries ago precisely because that society didnt talk and behave like you do, and instead moved on in a more civilized, society conscious direction. else, you would either be a slave, or a beggar in a very different world.

      buuuuut, you come up blabbering about how you owe nothing back to society, this and that.

      then go fucking live on a mountain top. for all the amenities and conditions you are living in has been created by the society which you are snarking back against.

      it is the lack of mental capacity that makes you unable to realize this situation, or the immense ignorance of societal history that makes you not worth discussing. i cant keep wasting time teaching one badass survivalist wannabee self centrist after another how and why this civilization came to being like it is now. ill go survivalist with you : 'go fucking learn history'

      good day.

    55. Re:Brutal civilization. by lwsimon · · Score: 1

      That's just the thing though - I am working in a field that is somewhat related to IT because of my own perseverance - not because "society" gifted it to me. I started work as a cashier at a drugstore. I've worked on farms, in processing facilities, as a plumber and electrician, and as a day laborer. I've done jobs that I'm sure you would consider "cruel" - I've worked 18 hour days for months on end to save the money I needed to buy a decent computer, then worked my ass off at night to learn a marketable skill.

      If the tech industry had not existed, I'd have shined extra shoes, cleaned extra outhouses, broken extra horses - whatever it took.

      Our present industrialized state was built by men doing what I am doing now - working, building, producing. Without productive, rational people, you wouldn't have the luxury of sitting back and railing against the abuse of animals, or the ills of society - you would be too concerned trying to find something to eat tonight.

      I recognize that empathy is part of what makes us human. I would never cause an animal to suffer unnecessarily - but it seems that my definition of necessary is slightly different that yours.

      It is necessary that they must do so that we may eat.

      As for being grateful that i live in 2010 -- why should I be? It could be worse, surely - but it could also be unknowably better. What will life be like for someone born in 2584? These circumstances are outside my control - I seek to do the best I can within the reaches of my own ability.

      Why that seems to upset you so much is beyond me.

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    56. Re:Brutal civilization. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, I don't have an extra $400 a year to buy their product. Give me the feedlot kind.

    57. Re:Brutal civilization. by lgw · · Score: 1

      Your lesson for today: never argue with people who don't use capital letters in their writing. I'm sure if you scroll up a bit you'll take my point. Well argued, though.

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    58. Re:Brutal civilization. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me just check:

      Law requiring you to have a job = slavery.
      Law requiring you to purchase a product (for which you need a job) = NOT slavery.

    59. Re:Brutal civilization. by lwsimon · · Score: 1

      It didn't even occur to me :)

      That's okay though - you see, I have a link to my ecommerce site in my sig, and from this little exchange, I've gained 15 hits and 4 sales. In short, I made $40 arguing with him.

      As a capitalist (and a bit of a villian), I find great humor in using socialists/collectivists to indirectly profit.

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    60. Re:Brutal civilization. by shentino · · Score: 1

      Often times I've wanted to catch and kill one of the geese that parks by the bus lot.

    61. Re:Brutal civilization. by shentino · · Score: 1

      The industry only cares about profits.

    62. Re:Brutal civilization. by shentino · · Score: 1

      Actually if we start giving ourselves more of the produce instead of feeding it to cattle we'd have lots more food.

      Unfortunately, many folks would rather have their steak and let a dozen people starve to death than graze on veggies and grains and let everyone live.

    63. Re:Brutal civilization. by koreaman · · Score: 1

      The set of people who like eating meat and can afford it, but can't easily afford organic, local, and free-range is non-empty.

    64. Re:Brutal civilization. by TheKidWho · · Score: 1

      That's a silly statement since food production currently surpasses demand.

      People aren't starving because you want a steak. People are starving because people are poor.

    65. Re:Brutal civilization. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then you go ahead and do that.

      For the vast majority of people though the difference in price is significant. Any hike in the price per pound will mean more people will not be able to afford to eat meat, or as much of it. Or are only the rich allowed to eat meat in your world?

      Additionally this is not the 18th century. We have a much larger population to feed and a different standard of living. If all meat production went the way you want it too then the vast majority of the population will not be able to afford it, if even get it in the first place. Those industrial farms provide a much needed service.

    66. Re:Brutal civilization. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally I would think it makes more sense to feed grass, which we don't eat, to the cows. However I trust the meat companies, who have all the cost information available to them and an incentive to lower costs, to find the most cost effective means of feeding their livestock. If they say corn is best for cheap meat, I'm all for it. Its not like we have any shortage of it in this country, at least as of right now.

      As long as the liver failure is likely to happen after said slaughter date, it works quite well I say. The cows will never know nor feel the difference.

      What do you expect to happen? Are the cow going to revolt and institute the planet of the cows only to die soon afterward of liver failure?

      Geez, most would likely not be alive in the first place were it not for the factory farm system. The old style systems can only support much fewer numbers of cows, at a much higher price. Might be a sucky life for the cows but at least its a life and they pretty much get to live out the goal of their existence in the first place; which is to exist and pass on their genes. You should not attribute human emotions, feelings, and thoughts to other creatures. As far as the cow goes, like most other prey animals, he's fully content with eating, breading, and avoiding a horrid slow death at the teeth of some predator (at least we dispatch them with one quick shot).

    67. Re:Brutal civilization. by pclminion · · Score: 1

      Might be a sucky life for the cows but at least its a life

      By this logic, if we had the ability to create life, but only in a mutated, agonizing form, we should do it, because its better than non-existence. That's crazy talk.

      You should not attribute human emotions, feelings, and thoughts to other creatures.

      I don't. I have no idea what a cow thinks or feels. However, what I feel is important to me, and irrational or not, the idea of feeding cows a food which is alien to them, causing all sorts of damage to their internal organs, just because it leads to something called "marbling" which I don't give a crap about anyway, is not sufficient justification. Seeing it happen makes ME feel bad.

  10. The same for people on social assistance. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Anyone who is perfectly capable of working, but who chooses not to and is on social assistance should do something similar. If they want their check, they need to run on a treadmill or peddle a bike or something until they've earned their money.

    This would be a great benefit to most of the southern states in the USA. Large percentages of the population there are on social assistance (mostly provided by California and the northern states). At least now they'd be able to generate their own power, which will help cut down their own expenses, or they can sell that power to other states.

    Not only that, but obesity is a huge problem in the states with the highest number of welfare recipients. Making them exercise even on just a bi-weekly basis would help trim them down to size. They'd be healthier, would consume less food, and might be in a better position to actually contribute to society for once.

    1. Re:The same for people on social assistance. by agnosticanarch · · Score: 1

      I see you got marked "Troll" there, but I personally think this is fzcking genius!

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    2. Re:The same for people on social assistance. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL, some fat Southern welfare pig is scared that your idea will catch on and he'll have to run a few times a month instead of watching NASCAR or sitting on his porch having a taxpayer-funded BBQ.

  11. Saves running by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

    A cable out to the milking shed though - it is at least convenient.

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  12. Healther meat too? by arkham6 · · Score: 1

    I would imagine that cows that get regular exercise like this probably have meat that is much leaner than regular feed fed cows.

    Power to help the farm AND a healthier product for the population at large? Sounds like a double win.

    1. Re:Healther meat too? by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Except it would taste pretty boring because the flavour comes from the fat.

    2. Re:Healther meat too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe. Although the fat is suppose to be the tasty part. Though not for me, I always cut it off; I've only found the fat tasty if its been heavily brown which usually melts lots of the fat away anyway.

      That aside general butcher's knowledge is that the best meat comes from the areas furthest away from the foot and rump. More concisely the best meat comes from the least exercised part of the cow. So the legs, butt, and head/neck are the lowest quality (least tender) while the center of the cow is the best (most tender). For edibility and taste those lower quality parts should only be cooked either via long slow cooking method, usually in a liquid. So a higher percentage of the meat from these highly exercised cows is more likely to be only good for stews, soups, real bbqs, braising, or pot roasts. So less good steaks and stir fries. Additionally many of the cheaper cuts which come from the borderline regions may not longer serve as a decent steak. BTW, good steak and stir fry meat also bring in the most price per pound so less profit at sale time.

  13. Two kilowatts... by Plazmid · · Score: 1

    that's enough to produce 11,755.1486 horsepower hours in a year!

    1. Re:Two kilowatts... by Jeian · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't you mean "cowpower?"

    2. Re:Two kilowatts... by hedwards · · Score: 1

      No, there is no unit at present which represents cow power. A (mechanical) horsepower is defined as 550 foot-lbs per second and was selected as a sort of average amount for draft horses for comparison against steam engines.

      For instance that whoosh is going over my head with a full 4 horsepower.

    3. Re:Two kilowatts... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      No, there is no unit at present which represents cow power.

      Well, there is now... a cow is equal to about 2.68 horsepower.

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    4. Re:Two kilowatts... by M8e · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Cowpower = 2000 W
      Horsepower = 745.7 W

      WTF?

    5. Re:Two kilowatts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jokes aside, there's no way a cow can produce 2kW. The story is bullshit.

    6. Re:Two kilowatts... by SydShamino · · Score: 1

      For instance that whoosh is going over my head with a full 4 horsepower.

      Don't you mean "windpower?"

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  14. Ox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those are no cows... We've been using them for centuries.

  15. Torture? ASPCA should investigate. by B5_geek · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There are two glaring faults with this setup:

    #1) The cows are 'locked in'.
    #2) The treadmill is inclined.

    This results in the animal walking out of 'fear' from falling. The inability of the animal to stop whenever it wants is cruel treatment. On the other hand, if it were 'elective' and the cows got a special treat (a yummy grass/feed?) then it is a different story.

    I would like to see how guy would like to be locked onto a treadmill 8hrs a day, walking uphill the entire time.

    I doubt the quality of the milk would be very good. Stress does not make for a nice quality or quantity of milk. (I used to work on a dairy farm.)

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  16. Riiiggghhht.... by djupedal · · Score: 1

    And if all the birds in the world flew west at the same time, the planet would spin faster.

    And if all the snakes in the world crawled east at the same time it would spin slower.

    And if I wake up from this lousy dream one more time, I'm hunting doolittle down and feeding him to the fishes...

  17. Really clean power? by wvmarle · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Funny and innovative as the idea is: I wonder how clean this energy really is. It doesn't come out of thin air, those cows have to eat. And a cow's digestive system tends to produce quite some methane (a major greenhouse gas), and quite some waste - which also releases lots of ammonia amongst other harmful chemicals. On top of that the fodder also has to be produced (often using power for machinery and so), and a cow that walks that much definitely eats a lot more than a cow that grazes the pasture or is kept in a stable without much room to move.

    And besides I think there are much more cattle-friendly ways to exercise your cow.

    1. Re:Really clean power? by macbeth66 · · Score: 1

      And a cow's digestive system tends to produce quite some methane

      I was thinking about that myself.

      Why not shove a hose up their ass and collect that gas?

      I have a cubeville neighbor that we should do that with. Somedays, I know what he had for lunch..

    2. Re:Really clean power? by deander2 · · Score: 1

      a different article i read on the same device claimed the inventor discovered the cows actually produce considerably less methane when using this device. which makes sense, as the constant movement would increase the efficiency of their digestive track, which means less undigested food in the bowels, which means less food for the methane-producing bacteria in their colon.

    3. Re:Really clean power? by corbettw · · Score: 1

      They're going to eat anyway so what's the problem?

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    4. Re:Really clean power? by gtbritishskull · · Score: 1

      Whenever anyone comes out with a new way of making energy, then someone always says "but that is less efficient than x". 'x' usually being coal or nuclear or gas. But, how do you measure efficiency? If you have to have the inputs anyway (the cow has to eat) then they are already lost. This guy is not saying that we should breed more cows so that we can make electricity with them. So, we are just using energy that would have been wasted otherwise. Efficiency -> infinity. Same goes for the waste (solid and methane). It was going to happen anyway, why should you not get as much benefit as possible from it. Actually, if the cow can get exercise (by being on the treadmill), it might not mind so much having a collection method attached to its hindparts to collect the wastes (and maybe produce even more power from the methane).

      and a cow that walks that much definitely eats a lot more than a cow that grazes the pasture or is kept in a stable without much room to move.

      Are you sure? How much is a lot more? What benefits do you get from the cow getting exercise?

      And besides I think there are much more cattle-friendly ways to exercise your cow.

      I am sure there are. As there are more efficient ways to produce power. But, if you are in the business of making a profit, then compromises have to be made. The benefits might outweigh the costs.

      Now, I am not saying that I think this is necessarily a good idea. But, I think it is has enough potential that it is worth taking a second look.

  18. interesting by je+ne+sais+quoi · · Score: 1
    I was a little concerned over the treatment of the cows but the guy doing it made an interesting point:

    It may seem cruel to make cows sweat it out on a treadmill, but the routine is actually quite similar to the animals' normal behavior. Cows walk about eight hours a day while grazing. Doing that walking on a treadmill provides the same amount of exercise with the added bonus of renewable power production.

    Also, after thinking about it, I can't think that this is any worse than making them stand shoulder to shoulder, knee deep in their own shit in the high density feed lot while they're finished off with corn before processing. The cows might actually prefer this to the high density feed lot.

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    1. Re:interesting by GoChickenFat · · Score: 1

      Also, after thinking about it, I can't think that this is any worse than making them stand shoulder to shoulder, knee deep in their own shit in the high density feed lot while they're finished off with corn before processing. The cows might actually prefer this to the high density feed lot.

      Actually, our 100 head of dairy cattle voluntarily packed themselves into the holding pin in shin-deep manure twice a day as they waited to get milked. I never once saw a cow just walk 8hrs non stop. They may accumulate 8hrs of movement over 24hrs but that's more wandering and eating than the continuous walking that a treadmill would require.

      Now, adding human peddle powered generaters in each workers cube...there's an idea.

  19. Cows with guns by rwa2 · · Score: 1

    Wake me up when they come with their own mounted systems for bovine freedom.

    I think they might want to take this technology to Southeast Asia... elephants are not only much more massive but also seem much more active, and the elephant conservatories in Thailand are always looking for things to do to make money to afford to keep their brood occupied and healthy. /drove through Wisconsin last week, saw mounted cows.

    1. Re:Cows with guns by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      drove through Wisconsin last week, saw mounted cows I can only assume they were being mounted by bulls, and not Wisconsin dairy farmers...

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    2. Re:Cows with guns by mswhippingboy · · Score: 1

      LOL. That's what I thought of when I read this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5s5qGg01nE

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    3. Re:Cows with guns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "We are free roving bovines, we run free today" really "Pop"'s out at me there.
      Lame, but very, very funny song.
      Not too off topic, either.
      Hmmm...

    4. Re:Cows with guns by rwa2 · · Score: 1

      Cartoon version is better than the claymation version:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI&feature=related

      if only because they didn't try as hard

  20. Blasphemy! by Locke2005 · · Score: 3, Funny

    How do the Hindus feel about their ancestors being forced into manual labor like this, when they could have used human beings instead? And how does the cost of buying and maintaining a cow treadmill compare to the cost of a solar power array that would generate 2 kilowatts without the constant trouble of cleaning all the cow shit off of it? Cows are one of the least efficient animals at turning grain into meat; I suspect they are also grossly inefficient at turning grain into power. If you take that same grain, ferment it, distill it, and use it to power an engine, how much more or less power output would you get?

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    1. Re:Blasphemy! by maxume · · Score: 1

      Or maybe just use the natural gas and diesel directly (or have the energy numbers changed a whole bunch on grain->ethanol?).

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    2. Re:Blasphemy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jackass - the hindus dont consider them as ancestors, They consider them useful - and if you consider the amount of products a cow can produce (milk for food & dried dung for burning), killing them seems downright stupid (of course - I love steaks - american cows are after all just garbage - they have been bred to be slaughtered!)

      But then again - for a people that used 'STOP' in English to communicate to rural Iraqis who only knew arabic - and then shot them when they did not, there is only so much to expect in terms on world view.

    3. Re:Blasphemy! by east+coast · · Score: 1

      How do the Hindus feel about their ancestors being forced into manual labor like this, when they could have used human beings instead?

      I don't know if you're being a troll by saying that but it is obvious you know little about the Hindu religion. I would take it as a slight if it wasn't for the fact that it's much more likely that you're just ignorant.

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    4. Re:Blasphemy! by Rutefoot · · Score: 1

      One slight problem: It takes fossil fuel to grow corn. Fuel to power the machinery that tends, plows and harvests the land. Fuel that is converted into fertilizers and pesticides. And Fuel that is used to transport around the various stages of the corn-fuel. In the end, ethanol from corn is horribly, horribly inefficient. In fact, some have calculated the system to have a negative net energy output when everything is taken into consideration.

      Even if it has a positive net gain of energy, once fossil fuels are taken out of the equation, it wouldn't economically feasible to rely on a system of biofuel from corn.

      Biofuel from sugarcane on the other hand is a different story...

    5. Re:Blasphemy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I believe that having a gun pointed at you is a fairly universal language for “stop”.

    6. Re:Blasphemy! by I'm+not+really+here · · Score: 1

      Well, the cows will exist because people want hamburgers and cow milk. So, the cows can stand around doing nothing but eat, or they can get some exercise. Now, I agree that they should have a space behind the treadmill where they can back up to in order to get a break, but the idea of putting their food at the top of the treadmill is genius.

      According to this article, Energizer Cow, Not only do cows that exercise make more milk, but they also generate less methane gas than those that stand around all day.

      So, it sounds like a win-win situation.

      The only question I have is, can one make more power from capturing and burning the methane output, or from the treadmill motion?

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    7. Re:Blasphemy! by witch-doktor · · Score: 1

      Don't forget- they are your ancestors too!

    8. Re:Blasphemy! by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Plus, cows aren't designed to eat corn -- it leaves them susceptible to disease, and requires they be given large amounts of antibiotics in addition to the corn. (Although feed corn does work well for quickly fattening them up -- that should give you a hint about the obesity epidemic in humans -- most of them aren't designed to eat corn either.) The real question is, could you get more energy out of the grasses they eat by converting it directly to biofuel rather than running it through a cow on a treadmill? Also, don't fat, lazy cows simply taste better than ones that work out every day?

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    9. Re:Blasphemy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ancestors? Which Hinduism are you talking about? The one that about a billion people over there in Asia follow does not say cows are their ancestors. Cows are revered animals because they feed us milk -- which, until someone figured that out, could only be had from your mother. Hence respect them like you mother, etc. Cows and their milk products were seen as being a key cornerstone of a stable civilization so it made sense not to allow anyone to kill them for food. Same thing here for horses in the US...they were a key part of the society at one point and therefore it made no sense to kill them for meat.

    10. Re:Blasphemy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you take that same grain, ferment it, distill it,

      Great idea, I'll get right on it ...

      and use it to power an engine

      ...uh oh, you lost me there, buddy...

      What were we talking about again?

  21. Re:Torture? ASPCA should investigate. by Lohrno · · Score: 1

    I guess it's better than them being just locked up all the time maybe? At least they get some exercise. I agree with the elective thing though, and them generating energy is maybe better for the environment? It all does bear some investigation, but it seems like a decent idea.

  22. Take it to the next level by DieByWire · · Score: 1

    The next logical step is to install these at MacDonalds.

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    1. Re:Take it to the next level by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and have the human cows use a treadmill to power the burger frier

    2. Re:Take it to the next level by chichilalescu · · Score: 1

      they already have: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8621038.stm

      on a more serious note, i would buy a pedal generator for my laptop if i could find it at a reasonable price (my cousin said he could build one for me with 100-200 euros, so I would pay 70-100 euros for one).
      why spend money on the gym when I can work out while working?

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  23. Brilliant! by nedlohs · · Score: 1

    It'll be even better when PETA finds out about this.

    Put cow in tiny box which is sloped so they keep walking up hill, shove food in its face, hook the belt they are turning while walking up hill to a generator which in turn powers the milking machine that is hooked to the cow's udders.

    They milk themselves, while being put on a forced march.

    That should generate entertainment in the form of PETA ravings.

    1. Re:Brilliant! by hrvatska · · Score: 1

      That should generate entertainment in the form of PETA ravings.

      PETA has on occasion used nude attractive women in the propaganda videos. It'd be amusing if they produced a video of a women with large 'udders' walking on a treadmill as a statement against dairy cows on treadmills.

    2. Re:Brilliant! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [citation needed] !!!

  24. Bad for the meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Meat is muscle tissue, the more they exercise, the harder the meat gets.
    Worst idea ever.

    1. Re:Bad for the meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just like watching buns of steel.

  25. Re:Torture? ASPCA should investigate. by hedwards · · Score: 1

    You mean in addition to the fact that this would have to violate the laws of thermodynamics to be useful?

  26. PETA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just wait for PETA to hear about this and complain about animal cruelty.

    1. Re:PETA by dotgain · · Score: 1

      Like most things ranging from Browser Exploits to the discovery of new Earth-like planets, this was probably on peta.org a fortnight before Slashdot.

  27. And we can use their burps to ignite their crap by Orga · · Score: 1

    The methane from the digestion that poroduce can start their crap on fire. All we need is a little midget to manage it all.... let's call him Master...

  28. Re:Torture? ASPCA should investigate. by COMON$ · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I would like to see how guy would like to be locked onto a treadmill 8hrs a day, walking uphill the entire time.

    Let me guess, you are also one of those people who gives your dog purified water, human food, a spring mattress to sleep on, and keeps them inside all day so they are more comfortable. I am an animal lover, have a feisty fat tabby and a Yellow Lab. Both very happy and healthy, why? Because I treat them like the animals they are. My dog gets dog food, I leave her outside all day, she rolls in mud puddles, chews on dead things, and occationally steals a treat from the kitty litter box when we aren't looking..

    My point? These are COWS I have worked with cattle, I grew up in a farming community and worked on farms for most of my childhood. Cows are happy pretty much anywhere they don't have to swat flies. Treating a cow like a human is sheer stupidity because it would make them miserable.

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  29. MMMM TASTY STEW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  30. This is hardly new... by the_rajah · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In Lincoln's New Salem, near Springfield, Illinois, there is a reconstructed carding mill powered by a tilted tread wheel on which an ox walked to supply the power. This would have been in use around 1830.

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    1. Re:This is hardly new... by WeirdJohn · · Score: 1

      I believe that oxen have been used to provide mechanical power since the Middle Ages, probably much, much earlier. This Irishman would appear to have re-implemented a very old idea.

    2. Re:This is hardly new... by andhar · · Score: 1

      Here's a video that shows it in action. It's pretty amazing to see -- and equally difficult to keep in trim. The leather bands have to be tensioned just so, etc, etc, which makes it notoriously difficult to demonstrate just once in a while.

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  31. This is the meatrix by mdsolar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Cows are batteries, not this silly stuff: http://www.themeatrix.com/

    1. Re:This is the meatrix by Inda · · Score: 1

      I wonder what the calorific value is? Surely burning them to heat water would be more efficient?

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  32. Methane by SteveFoerster · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Some people have joked about methane, but for those concerned about greenhouse gases, this would probably be worse than burning coal. Methane from livestock is a major source of greenhouse gases, to the point where one's personal impact on greenhouse gases is greater from giving up animal products than giving up one's car.

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    1. Re:Methane by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      Methane from livestock is a major source of greenhouse gases ...

      Unless we devise a method to capture that methane at the source. I'll leave it to the reader's imagination as to how that device might constructed and/or attached...

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    2. Re:Methane by pehrs · · Score: 5, Informative

      Methane has indeed a high global warming potential compared to CO2, however that calculation misses one important fact. And that is that methane has a rather limited limited lifetime in the atmosphere, around 12 years. After that it breaks down and to a large degree it goes back into circulation, becoming new methane eventually.

      When you burn oil you release CO2 that has a life cycle of (conservatively) tens of thousands of years.

      This means that if you kill off all cows and other methane production today you will see the methane effect start to wean after about a decade. Stop burning coal today and the effects will last longer than civilization has existed. As we are speaking of additive effects on the climate you quickly realize that you probably should be much more worried about the gases with long lifetimes and/or high GWP (CO2, HFC-23, SF6 etc) and less about those gases with short lifetimes/low GWP.

    3. Re:Methane by SteveFoerster · · Score: 1

      Got it. Thanks, that's both interesting and informative.

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    4. Re:Methane by gtbritishskull · · Score: 1

      OTOH, if the cow is confined to the treadmill, you could just stick a tube up its ass and collect the methane and make even more power with it.

    5. Re:Methane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you burn oil you release CO2 that has a life cycle of (conservatively) tens of thousands of years.

      That's patently ridiculous. CO2 may be chemically stable for tens of thousands of years, but there's an enormous and distributed sink for CO2. Plants, algae, and some microbes consume CO2 almost as fast as it's produced. To the best of my knowledge, nothing directly consumes methane, so the only way it goes away is by chemical decomposition.

  33. What I don't get... by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

    ...is why doesn't the `Y' hook it's treadmills up to generators? I have seen fat cows walking on them all day - the energy they produce is just lost as waste heat. It would be far better to redirect it into the grid.

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  34. Time for a new unit of measure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cowpower?

    Any idea on the conversion formula to horsepower?

    1. Re:Time for a new unit of measure... by boristdog · · Score: 1

      How many Moogawatts is that?

  35. Re:Torture? ASPCA should investigate. by clone53421 · · Score: 1

    His cows can’t stand still on hillsides without fear of falling down? Shoulda bought some of those hill-cows...

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  36. WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cows eat and drink a lot. It is ridiculously inefficient to use them as a source of energy. By the way not only for electrical energy. Also meat as a food is horribly inefficient use of resources.

  37. result in better tasting meat? by houghi · · Score: 1

    As a side effect, you could get better tasting meat. Where does meat gets it taste from> From the blood and the more blood, the more taste. Moving will increase the blood flow and thus the taste. The downside is that meat won't be as tender anymore and in todays world tender is more important then taste.

    What the effect is if these are milking cows (which I assume, as they are talking about milking machines), I have no idea. Will the production and/or quality be the same, higher or lower?

    All in all a great idea. Not a solution by itself, but there is no reason why we would go with only one solution.

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    1. Re:result in better tasting meat? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      The flavour of meat comes primarily from the fat, not the blood.

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  38. Before we discuss cruelty to animals.. by HockeyPuck · · Score: 2, Funny

    Have you ever seen a field or corn, wheat or strawberries? Those plants are packed in tight. This is completely opposite to how plants grow in the wild. It's so cruel that we force these plants to grow in tight, geometric formations, never able to get proper air circulation, we force grow them in pots which is never found in the wild and in densities never intended to by our mother, earth.

    1. Re:Before we discuss cruelty to animals.. by PSandusky · · Score: 1

      And carrot juice is murder.

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    2. Re:Before we discuss cruelty to animals.. by Orga · · Score: 2, Funny

      This is why I'm a carnivore, I don't believe in the senseless killing of millions of plants when I can kill just a few animals instead.

  39. End Bovine Slavery! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would add details but I need to moooove

  40. Clean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about the methane they produce, which is more powerful than carbon dioxide as a global warming agent?

  41. Lean meat and healthier cows by spyingwind · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't this mean that the cows would become a bit more health and in turn be more health for us to eat? Who really cares about energy when we are dieing from a bad hamburger...

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  42. methane, more food, etc? A greenwash. by SuperBanana · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is just a distractionary greenwash.

    • The livestock industry is already the largest source of methane. This would no doubt result in more methane.
    • Cattle already require enormous amounts of feed to produce the same amount of caloric food value (ie, it's much more efficient to eat bread and vegetables in terms of how much food grown makes it to you, by the calorie.) This will make them consume more food.

    It's kind of staggering to realize that there are almost 100 million cows in the US.

  43. Far Side? by statusbar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If only Gary Larson was still making Far Side comics. I'm certain he would make a very funny one!

    --jeffk++

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  44. Calorie Man was right! by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

    YES! A legitimate place to plug the Calorie Man books. Although Paolo envisioned gene-altered elephants or something, and not cows.

  45. Tougher Meat by WRX+SKy · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't this force the cattle to build muscle, and thereby create tougher eating meat... thus reducing the demand for cattle meat?

    1. Re:Tougher Meat by coolsnowmen · · Score: 1

      milk cows != meat cows

    2. Re:Tougher Meat by WRX+SKy · · Score: 1

      Where does TFA specify milk cows?

    3. Re:Tougher Meat by coolsnowmen · · Score: 1

      "A feed box hooked to the front of the device keeps cows occupied and happy. One cow can produce about two kilowatts of electricity, enough energy to power four milking machines."

      And from the original article @ http://www.popsci.com/gadgets/article/2010-04/energizer-cow
      "Some studies suggest that cows that exercise make more milk..."

    4. Re:Tougher Meat by WRX+SKy · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected - I missed that sentence.

    5. Re:Tougher Meat by coolsnowmen · · Score: 1

      no worries (in fact you had me worried at first) - 'crlf-F' FTW

  46. At least all those windmills will keep them cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY

    -Morbo

    (Stupid filter... I am yelling.)

  47. Are we forgetting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What did the cow say about it?

  48. Brace for PETA shitstorm.. by kheldan · · Score: 1

    in 3, 2, 1..
    Seriously, I'm not a PETA-type person at all, and even I think this is kind of a cruel thing to do to animals, even if it's cows we're talking about. Granted, they're not in the least bit bright, but we already use them for milk and eventually kill them for their meat and hide, it seems rather heartless to make them generate power as well.

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    1. Re:Brace for PETA shitstorm.. by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

      in 3, 2, 1..
      Seriously, I'm not a PETA-type person at all, and even I think this is kind of a cruel thing to do to animals, even if it's cows we're talking about. Granted, they're not in the least bit bright, but we already use them for milk and eventually kill them for their meat and hide, it seems rather heartless to make them generate power as well.

      Yeah, it's a tad... horrible. I'm excited to see the PETA fallout, though.

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  49. Everyone sets the line in a different spot by Shivetya · · Score: 2, Insightful

    while you and a few others will decide the pen is too small someone else will come along and call you barbaric for what you accept. Some may decide that one size permits too much movement which somehow injures the cow. Another might decide its painted the wrong color, get what I mean? There is permanent goal, meet one and they will make another or move it further out.

    No farmer wants animals harmed or raised in unsafe manners, it is not cost effective. On a farm with a few thousand head of cattle it ain't hard to find an animal who is not healthy or into a situation you could not predict.

    As far as the quip about big corporations and cubes, spend less time ranting and more time starting your own business. Oh, I forgot, ranting is so much easier. There is a reason why so many are employed by big corporations, it is because it is far easier to let someone else make the decisions for you and take the risk for you. This is the same reason why many have no problem giving up their personal and financial freedom to the government for the coddling they believe they receive in return.

    We seem to put more care into the well being of animals than ourselves.

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    1. Re:Everyone sets the line in a different spot by drsquare · · Score: 1

      while you and a few others will decide the pen is too small someone else will come along and call you barbaric for what you accept. Some may decide that one size permits too much movement which somehow injures the cow. Another might decide its painted the wrong color, get what I mean? There is permanent goal, meet one and they will make another or move it further out.

      By that logic, there's nothing wrong with literally torturing animals to death for entertainment, because if you stop someone will just move the goal again.

      Have you ever considered, not putting them in a pen at all? Or would this jeopardise the
      dollar menu?

    2. Re:Everyone sets the line in a different spot by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Have you ever considered, not putting them in a pen at all?

      I don't know about you, but I don't want cows wandering through my yard because the local dairy farmer doesn't pen them up.

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    3. Re:Everyone sets the line in a different spot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could we get a Randroid sterilization team over here, stat? Just another "the government and teh evil librals will get you" fucktard.

      As to the "points" raised:

      - "No farmer wants animals harmed or raised in unsafe manners": perhaps true for some individual farmers, but certainly not for agribusiness. If it wasn't illegal, we'd all be eating steaks from cows injected daily with just slightly less than a lethal amount of steroids. Better for the bottom line, ya know? Don't even open your mouth on the "the free market would stop it"; see the state of the meatpacking industry prior to the creation of the FDA for an example of the "free market" at work.

      - the cube bit was clearly in jest, but you just couldn't resist the opportunity to spooge your "I am John Galt" crap, could you? If you don't think you receive anything from your government, GTFO. I'm sure you'd have *no* difficulty setting up shop in a "freer" country where the government doesn't "coddle" people. I hear Somalia is nice this time of year.

    4. Re:Everyone sets the line in a different spot by Mr+Bubble · · Score: 1

      "while you and a few others will decide the pen is too small someone else will come along and call you barbaric for what you accept"

      Wow, you are so right. We should abandon any efforts to treat animals more humanely because there will always be someone who wants them to be treated better. We should cut off their legs and reduce the pen size even further cause, hell, you can't please everyone.

      "No farmer wants animals harmed or raised in unsafe manners, it is not cost effective."

      Bullshit. There are farmers that have their hearts and production methods in the right place and there are farmers that abuse animals to maximize profits. You are either being naive or dishonest.

      "We seem to put more care into the well being of animals than ourselves."

      This is a false dichotomy. We need to treat all living creatures with respect. It is a closed system. I'm not saying to not eat them, I am saying we need to make sure they live healthy lives - for their sakes and ours. The current state of meat production is abysmal. The only reason cows eat corn is because it's an artificially cheap commodity because of government subsidies. This is also the reason most of our processed food is made out of corn. Cows aren't meant to eat corn - they have spent millions of years evolving a stomach to eat grass. You can feed them corn, but then you have to take all kinds of measures to keep them healthy. The only sustainable and sane way to raise cattle is to let them walk under the sky and eat grass. I urge everyone to read Michael Pollen's book, "the Omnivore's dilemma". It will really open your eyes to the consequences of a food economy based on cheap corn. I try to eat grass-fed beef whenever I can afford it.

      http://www.amazon.com/Omnivores-Dilemma-Natural-History-Meals/dp/1606861670/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1271700304&sr=8-1

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    5. Re:Everyone sets the line in a different spot by unity100 · · Score: 1

      morons like you cause the propogation and continuation of the current brutal society, in all its respects.

      yea i used the word moron, and dont excuse me. i meant every word of it.

      1 - being forced to live in 1x2 cramped space for entirety of your life, is brutal. there is no discussing it or 'penning' it otherwise.

      2 - farmers dont give a crap about animals' well being. because, first, there arent any farmers anymore, the sector is industrialized. you should have said corporations. and corporations dont give a flying fuck about well being or injury or whatever of any animal. its about profits.

      3 - i already have my own business, and i have it since 6 years. so spare me the conservative bullshit.

      4 - as above, as below it is said. human society doesnt put more care into the well being of animals. it puts exactly as much care to well being of animals as it puts to well being of people. this is why i said that the philosophy, attitude of society reflects in everything.

    6. Re:Everyone sets the line in a different spot by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      As far as the quip about big corporations and cubes, spend less time ranting and more time starting your own business.

      You can't start a business without capital.

      There is a reason why so many are employed by big corporations, it is because it is far easier to let someone else make the decisions for you and take the risk for you.

      You can't take a risk if there's nothing to risk. You sound like Donald Trump hawking his book "How to Get Rich". What would anyone born into wealth know about getting rich?

      My uncle got rich, after a lot of hard work and a lot of luck, but part of the luck was his mother-in-law had money, so he was able to get seed capital. Most people don't have this luxury.

    7. Re:Everyone sets the line in a different spot by drsquare · · Score: 1

      I think they have these things called 'fields' nowadays.

    8. Re:Everyone sets the line in a different spot by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      I think they have these things called 'fields' nowadays.

      Yes, but if you don't pen them into the field, they will just wander on out. Now maybe you think that a field is a good pen for cattle, but some would find fault with that...which was the OP's point.

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  50. Gary Larson Illustration Please by srobert · · Score: 1

    The article should have gotten Gary Larson (Far Side) to illustrate the concept. I picture the Cow standing on hind legs running on a treadmill at the gym with an ipod and watching Oprah.

  51. Will a cow walking on a treadmill... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...eventually take off?

  52. yes, but will it make better steak? by Madman · · Score: 1

    You haven't thought of the most critical question which is will this improve the quality of my beef? Will it make my fillet even more juicy and delicious, or will it make my tenderloin toughderloin? Think Man!!

  53. Works with pigs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We raise pigs on pasture. They will literally walk many miles a day. Generally they walk a ways and then graze or root, walk a ways, eat again, walk, eat, etc. From their night area near our house in the home fields they walk out as far as a mile at times, usually less though. The incline could work. The big sows and boars weight 800 to 1,400 lbs. With the right motivation they would walk for an hour or so but then they're going to want to lay down and rest so if you want continuous power you'll need to have at least two of of these running and be swapping out animals frequently.

    Cheers

    -Walter
    Sugar Mountain Farm
    Pastured Pigs, Sheep & Kids
    in the mountains of Vermont
    Read about our on-farm butcher shop project:
    http://sugarmtnfarm.com/butchershop
    http://sugarmtnfarm.com/csa

  54. In practice from the 1800's by djKing · · Score: 1, Redundant

    King's Landing Historic Park had a treadmill like this that was powered by oxen or horses for running simple machines. So this isn't totally new.

    - Peace

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  55. Next Thing... by sycodon · · Score: 1

    ...ya know is they will be hooking cows up to giant turn styles to power grist mills and pump irrigation water.

    We have seen the Green Future and it is the past!

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    1. Re:Next Thing... by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Buildgrist or shale?

  56. The Onion by sycodon · · Score: 1

    This is from the Onion, right?

    If not, then PETA is dropping cow pies all their offices right now.

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  57. 1.3 billion? only? by Siberwulf · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure if we could get 1.3 billion PEOPLE to run on a treadmill, we could produce just as much power, and we'd actually shed some fat....

    Nah, screw it. Make the cows do it.

  58. I never post but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is so stupid it should posted as: "Idiot has a dumb idea and thinks it is great". Come on, not caring about the cows at all, where does the green energy comes from??? Not paying for the damn energy doesnt make it green. This audience should be smart enough to realise that the energy coming from a F... cow wastes much more energy than a really really bad coal plant!!! The number of steps from real energy in the beginning of the food chain up until that damn cow walks up the alley is ridiculous.
    Just said "green" people can be so damn stupid.

  59. Re:Torture? ASPCA should investigate. by corbettw · · Score: 1

    That explains why that new temp is always spitting her curd on the monitor in her cube.

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  60. Um, no by way2trivial · · Score: 1

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beef

    " The difference between Choice and Prime is largely due to the fat content in the beef. Prime typically has a higher fat content than Choice. The fat in Prime beef is also distributed evenly (also known as "marbling")."

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    1. Re:Um, no by MiniMike · · Score: 1

      Ground beef is labeled by percent fat (actually percent lean, but the math is fairly easy). Lower fat content costs more. Maybe that's what he was referring to.

    2. Re:Um, no by FlyMysticalDJ · · Score: 1

      From what I've heard, that's more a matter of opinion. Some people prefer fatty cuts of meat, some people prefer lean cuts. No animal has 0% body fat, so I would think the Prime beef would still exist to some extent. Not to mention America in general could stand to have a little less fat. And what I can say from experience is in my opinion, buffalo meat tastes much better than beef.

    3. Re:Um, no by pbrooks100 · · Score: 1

      In the US, most markets sell only Choice; you need to special order Prime or visit a butcher shop. The restaurant industry consumes most of the Prime cuts, providing better margin because people will pay for the quality when they go out to dinner.

      Marbling is the real difference. The Japanese have spent generations breeding and tending to Wagyu cattle that have some of the most tender and marbled beef in the world. Sell a choice steak at the market with a ring of fat that would represent the amount of fat in a Prime cut and the customer would complain that the store was trying to cheat them.

      As for range fed; it tastes MUCH better. The difference between a Choice steak of grain fed origin and that of a Prime, range fed cut is like the difference betweem Cheez Whiz and Camembert.

      I've been working hard to control the corn derived products in my diet. I prefer range fed meats and products with no high-fructose corn syrup.

    4. Re:Um, no by pbrooks100 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Make that "AND no corn syrup". High-fructose corn syrup ON meat is a bit much, even for crazy Amercicans...

    5. Re:Um, no by clone53421 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What do you think barbeque sauce is made from?

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    6. Re:Um, no by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Of course I could have also said catsup, pickle relish, sweet & sour sauce, teriyaki sauce, the pancake syrup you dip your sausages in, the “honey” glaze on a honey-baked ham, that broth they inject into chicken breasts to make them juicy and delicious...

      But I guess you get my point.

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    7. Re:Um, no by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      Well, mine is made from tomatoes, bell peppers, onions, garlic, habaneros, worcestershire sauce, vinegar, coffee, whiskey, sugar, salt and pepper. No HFCS in there. Doesn't take long to make it yourself and beats everything from the supermarket. give it a try.

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    8. Re:Um, no by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Lea & Perrins Worcestershire Sauce sold in the USA differs from the British recipe. Its ingredients are listed as: vinegar, molasses, high fructose corn syrup, anchovies, water, onions, salt, garlic, tamarind concentrate, cloves, natural flavorings and chili pepper extract. The main differences are the use of distilled white vinegar in place of malt vinegar, and ...

      ...wait for it (aren’t the US corn subsidies great?)...

      ... high fructose corn syrup in place of sugar.

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    9. Re:Um, no by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      You're doomed.... Sorry, I didn't take into consideration that they would put that stuff into Worcestershire sauce. I live in Europe myself, so I did not expect that. Throw out that corn lobby, guys, and fast.

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    10. Re:Um, no by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      I have bad news about the molasses, too...

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    11. Re:Um, no by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      (Actually, I’m not sure, so we’ll call it a strong hunch. It might depend on what kind of molasses you buy.)

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    12. Re:Um, no by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      P.S. the best barbeque sauce in the world is made by Gates Bar-B-Q. It’s like nothing I’ve really ever tasted elsewhere... the spices are what makes it unique.

      You have to have a UPS shipping address for them to ship anything to you... I think it would be worth the shipping cost to give it a try at least once...

      According to Wikipedia, its ingredients are:

      Tomatoes, vinegar, salt, sugar, celery, garlic, spices, and pepper. 1/10th of 1% potassium sorbate preservative added.

      I’m actually rather surprised... HFCS doesn’t seem to be in there.

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    13. Re:Um, no by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      Locally produced southern German sugar beet molasses from a local factory. I hope I am on the safe side there. If I discover HFCS in that, I gonna pay said factory a visit with pitchforks and torches...

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    14. Re:Um, no by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      Looks interesting - if I get a few friends or colleagues together for an order of a few bottles, the costs should be negligible. I'll give it a try, thanks for the tip.

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  61. Re:Torture? ASPCA should investigate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) Yes, they're locked in but you could only have them locked in for an hour or two of this work.

    2) No, they're not walking out of fear of falling and the incline is not a problem. We live on a mountain. Our pastures are on the sides of the mountain and far steeper than the incline of that treadmill. Our livestock as well as the moose, deer, turkeys, etc all do fine walking up and down the slopes.

  62. Re:Torture? ASPCA should investigate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude, you're arguing with an "animal rights" type of person. There's no point. Someone like that is beyond reason or logic and living in a self fabricated cartoon reality. It's a mental illness like any other form of extremism. The OP should be in a mental institution.

  63. Sure it's a neat idea, for 6% by Provocateur · · Score: 1

    Have you tried overclocking them?

    Didn't think so.

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  64. Re:Torture? ASPCA should investigate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i agree with you, should be voluntarily. walking 8 hours a day... ripped beef thighs. i want my thighs all fattied up. tortured cows are not kosher or halal

  65. Re:Torture? ASPCA should investigate. by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

    I wish I had mod points. Some people talk out of their ass. the GP poster is a moron, how it got modded "interesting" only shows those moderators are morons too.

    Besides .... THEY'RE COWS. They're stupid. However I'm starting to think they are smarter than certain people.

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  66. Actually, exercising cows == hamburgers by ericvids · · Score: 2, Informative

    Who really cares about energy when we are dieing from a bad hamburger...

    Hamburger meat is most often made from ground beef. The beef is ground because it's tough. The beef is tough precisely because of exercise.

    Prime cuts actually come from the type of cows that are restricted from moving so much in the farm. Not sure if they're healthier, as they do have more marbling (fat), but I'm just saying that hamburgers WILL be the only type of beef available if all cows exercised. :P

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    1. Re:Actually, exercising cows == hamburgers by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Exercise adds flavour to the meat at the expense of tenderness. It doesn't require hamburgers, just longer, slower cooking.

    2. Re:Actually, exercising cows == hamburgers by Tekfactory · · Score: 1

      Really? Because a lot of hamburger meat is ground chuck.

      The chuck is the meat from the first 5 ribs over the top of the front legs. It is not exercised as much as say the round which is the tough flavorless meat from the hind end of the cow.

      There are also a lot of tasty steaks and roasts available from the tenderloin primals, all of the well marbled meat comes from areas that don't get much work.

      But the biggest problem with your statement is that the treadmill is supposed to help this farmer power his milking machines, and exercising his dairy cows. Despite the statement at the end about all the cattle in the world making 6% of our electricity. This would never make sense outside of a dairy, since you don't need much electricity to raise cattle. As others have stated, a windmill or solar panel would do a better job.

      All hamburger comes from boys/bulls/steers, other than a few very rare bulls used for breeding most steers end up on feed lots live a fairly short life and are turned into all manner of tasty beef products and mystery meats.

      Girl cows spend years getting pregnant over and over while providing thousands of pounds/gallons of various dairy products.

      The folks complaining that cows are a poor system to turn grain into meat, need to consider that is only when the grain is used to fatten up beef cattle for slaughter, dairy cows turn grass/grain into dairy products, and more cows. The latter is much more efficient use of land and water.

    3. Re:Actually, exercising cows == hamburgers by Tekfactory · · Score: 1

      McDonalds found this out first, but many restaurant chefs have found out through trial and error, that people like their burgers made from 70% lean beef with 30% fat. It makes a jucier burger than the 80/90/93% lean meats, a lof of this fat gets cooked off, but leaves flavor behind, and keeps the meat from overcooking and drying out.

      So even if you were even close to right, those would not be tasty burgers.

    4. Re:Actually, exercising cows == hamburgers by ericvids · · Score: 1

      Really? Because a lot of hamburger meat is ground chuck.

      Which is still tougher than rib and loin meat. That's STILL why it's ground for hamburgers.

      But the biggest problem with your statement is that the treadmill is supposed to help this farmer power his milking machines...

      Actually my own statement was that IF cows exercised to produce power and get cows lean, THEN all we get is meat suitable for hamburgers (and not much more) because the rest of the cow will be tougher and the meat will inevitably need to be ground. That was in response to the GG parent post's idea to exercise cows intentionally to get lean meat, which I disagree with. There are ways to get the cow leaner (making the meat healthier) without exercising its muscles (making the meat tougher).

      I don't see how that conflicts with your statement "the treadmill is supposed to help this farmer power his milking machines, and exercising his dairy cows". That seems to be a different thought altogether from what I was discussing. Care to clarify how it opposes my statement?

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    5. Re:Actually, exercising cows == hamburgers by ericvids · · Score: 1

      So even if you were even close to right, those would not be tasty burgers.

      I didn't say it would be tasty. :) I'm just saying that if all cows exercised, we'd be left with meat so tough that they need to be ground if we were to consume it.

      I don't think all fat would be removed with exercise anyway, so we would still be able to get the McDonalds formula burger. But we won't anymore get to eat steaks that are cooked rare or medium rare (my personal favorite). :(

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    6. Re:Actually, exercising cows == hamburgers by ericvids · · Score: 1

      Exercise adds flavour to the meat at the expense of tenderness.

      It would have a stronger flavor, yeah, but I'm not so sure it would be better. Usually it's the subtle flavor that makes prime beef sought after.

      You can go all the way and put cows on strenuous daily exercise, and you'd get meat that tastes like liver all around. (Which is great if you LIKE liver... but ah well...)

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    7. Re:Actually, exercising cows == hamburgers by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Actually it's the fat that makes prime beef sought after. Kobe is basically fat marbled with beef.

    8. Re:Actually, exercising cows == hamburgers by ericvids · · Score: 1

      If it's fat (not the flavor) that makes prime beef sought after, then McDonalds hamburger beef ought to be considered prime.

      And you've sidestepped your own original point ("Exercise adds flavour to the meat"). Exercise reduces marbling. Kobe beef comes from Wagyu cattle which don't exercise at all, to the point that workers have to massage them to keep them from getting sick.

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  67. Cool! by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    Finally, something to brag about, I think this is an awesome idea, and should be sent out to all dairy farmers, in order for them to think of the bigger picture. Not only make money for milk, but keep themselves off the grid, or even give back some.

  68. Re:Torture? ASPCA should investigate. by Macrat · · Score: 2, Funny

    Beef tastes better when you've named it.

  69. +1 for the Idiocracy by kenp2002 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Woot first point for the day. As usual idealists live in a 1 dimensional universe where they again fail to see the whole cost beyound the end of their nose.

    He isn't on to something, and anyone that thinks this is a great idea is a stark raving idiot.

    A: Treadmills don't far well outside. More roofed covered space. Nor to treadmills grow on trees.

    B: Carbon footprint for the manfacturing of said treadmills

    C: Additional feed for active cows now burning more calories. More waste from more feed too

    D: Energy loss in conversion to heat from friction from transmission points

    E: More wiring and cabling sucking down more copper from an already stressed raw material market. Ohms.... .Ohms.....

    F: Who in their right mind thinks: taking solar energy and water and converting it into biomass

    Then using millions of tons of fossil fuels to build machinery to develop and harvest biomass.

    Feed said biomass to another animal

    To use millions of tons of fossil fuels in manufacturing a kinetic engery transfomation device (treadmill)

    To then power a machine to generate a fraction of the energy "THE SUN PUT OUT IN THE FIRST PLACE!?

    Jebus Rice we are getting shit-eating stupid pretty damn fast when people think "Hey they're on to something..."

    Narrow minded morons never looking past their own nose on what real costs are.

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  70. stationary bike by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A 4 pedal stationary bike is more efficient and the cows prefer them, we use about 12 and they produce about 36 kw a day.

    1. Re:stationary bike by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      36 kw a day

      “kilowatts per day” = 1,000s of joules per second per day

      So... after 1 day your 12 cows are producing 36 kilowatts, after a week they are producing a quarter of a megawatt, after a year they will be producing as much energy as a small 13-megawatt power plant, and after 10 years your twelve cow pedal-bikes will be producing enough energy to supply the needs of something like 130,000 people...

      I think what I meant to say was, kilowatts are a unit of power, not energy. You probably meant 36 kw.

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  71. Source article and methane reduction by geek2k5 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    According to the source article I read, the treadmill seems to help cows reduce methane production. The idea is that cows that don't move around are more gassy than cows that move around.

    1. Re:Source article and methane reduction by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      Calf to farting cow: Mama, is that you?

    2. Re:Source article and methane reduction by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Most of the methane cows produce is from burping, not farting.

  72. Re:Meat cows? Chuck Norris Cows' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would walk, no RUN, up the treadmill no matter what the setting, and still produce milk and sirloin that would make you cry in ectasy.

  73. how much energy does it take to build a by a2wflc · · Score: 1

    treadmill capable of supporting a cow for 8 hours a day? And how much energy to ship them to where cattle are. And what's the lifetime of a treadmill with a cow walking on it 8 hours a day. And how efficiently can the energy be integrated into the farm's electric system or local grid?

    It doesn't matter what % of the world's power can be generated at a given point. The net energy of one of these devices is what matters if you want to save the earth.

  74. Re:Torture? ASPCA should investigate. by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    Instead of....inclination, i would put a carrot type in front of them, and if they walk, then the belt moves, if they dont then the belt does not move..but it all comes down to if the cow wants, then there would be no issue with being inhuman, seeing as it could rest if it wanted to...its sheer will to get that carrot would be whats making it move.

  75. Where is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sonic when you need him. Eggman must be stopped from capturing innocent animals and putting them to work.

  76. Re:methane, more food, etc? A greenwash. by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

    it's much more efficient to eat bread and vegetables in terms of how much food grown makes it to you

    Not really, because bread and vegetables are harder to digest than meat. Furthermore, if you can't grow grain for bread, you can't (efficiently) make bread. Look at the vast majority of the world's livestock farms and see if you can figure out how to grow grain on them.

  77. Re:Torture? ASPCA should investigate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "steals a treat from the kitty litter box"

    That's one of the funniest lines i've read in a long time :)

  78. Re:methane, more food, etc? A greenwash. by lorenlal · · Score: 1

    2 points of retort:

    This would no doubt result in more methane.

    Absolutely - Let's hook up a proper methane capturing device... That or find a way to auto-light it. BBQ beef and methane reduction in one!

    It's kind of staggering to realize that there are almost 100 million cows in the US.

    I live in the midwest, and that number seems low to me. Are you counting the heifers that walk around the cities? Or the farm animals?

  79. cowpower vs horsepower by johno.ie · · Score: 1

    So 1 horsepower is approx 700W and 1 cowpower is approx 2000W. Who would have thunk that 1 cowpower ~= 3 horsepowers?

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    1. Re:cowpower vs horsepower by No+Panic · · Score: 1

      And it took this long for anyone to point that out. Thanks !!

        I suspect someone confused Watts vs Watt-Hours. Perhaps a cow can do 2000 Watt-Hours of work in a day. Even that sounds high, but it might be achievable.

  80. Convicts Or Cows by b4upoo · · Score: 1

    Considering the super numerous convicts clogging our prisons and jails perhaps that treadmill could be better powered by them than by cattle.

    1. Re: Convicts Or Cows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not that your idea doesn't have merit, but I don't think providing government an incentive to put MORE people in jail is the best idea. With all of the psychotic laws and obscene prison terms for nonviolent crimes in this country I'm supprised everyone over the ager of 14 isn't on parole for J-Walking, falure to get car insurance, or pirating an MP3 as is. The US already has the highest prison population by far on the planet, I think the only thing keeping it from getting higher is the fact that taxpayers don't want foot the current ~69 Billion bill, let alone more.

    2. Re: Convicts Or Cows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 'super numerous convicts in prisons' rather show that your justice and social system is fucked up tbh.

    3. Re: Convicts Or Cows by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

      > Considering the super numerous convicts clogging our prisons and jails perhaps
      > that treadmill could be better powered by them than by cattle.

      It takes a pound of barely processed grain to produce an ounce of beef. It costs $1000 to raise one animal and you might get a dollar a pound for a 1500 pound animal. Cost to consumers will be about twice that.

      It costs about $50,000 a year to house a criminal. They eat about 1500 pounds of highly processed food per year and we don't get squat back from it. Use the cheaper animal to run the treadmill and turn the prisoners into food stock before they cost us more than we could ever get back out of them.

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  81. Re:methane, more food, etc? A greenwash. by mdarksbane · · Score: 1

    Greenies and farmers always seem to be talking past each other on this point.

    Meat livestock was developed to be able to produce food on areas where you can't really grow human edible crops, generally because it's too dry or hilly, or the soil is too poor. You can produce a fair number of cattle this way. This is how most of the developing world does it, and how a fair number of farmers still do it in the US.

    However, because they grow slower and not as big that way, most modern cattle is grass-fed for the first half of their life before being being put in a feedlot to fatten. This requires a fair amount of grain, the total amount depending on how long they are in the lot and what portion of their growth is meant to take place there. There is obviously an equilibrium point somewhere along this where beef starts to be less efficient to eat than eating the corn direction.

    Some farmers and commercial farms put the young cattle in the feedlot earlier, and feed them grain from the start. This makes them grow faster and takes less acreage, but it requires a ton of grain. The numbers you hear cited by vegetarians to support their cause as more ecologically sound almost *always* cite this number for the pounds of grain it takes to make one pound of beef.

    So, some level of beef production is definitely more efficient than growing corn, because you can raise beef cattle in areas where you really can't grow corn. However, our current methods and amount of production generally exceed this.

    However, the industry standard is not to sit every steer down in a lot for his entire life and feed him nothing but grain. Mostly because this *is* as inefficient as the anti-beef people claim. The way cattle are actually raised in general is somewhere in the middle.

  82. Livestock eat 6 times more food than they provide by SuperBanana · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Not really, because bread and vegetables are harder to digest than meat

    What does ease of digestion have to do with how much food makes it to you? Further: http://www.news.cornell.edu/releases/aug97/livestock.hrs.html: "Each year an estimated 41 million tons of plant protein is fed to U.S. livestock to produce an estimated 7 million tons of animal protein for human consumption."

    So, a 5.8:1 ratio.

  83. My own song line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cows that run.

  84. As well as better beef by Codex_of_Wisdom · · Score: 1

    This would also give the cows more muscle, which equals more and better beef. I can see this being feasible sometime, possibly...

  85. Metabolic efficiency by Type44Q · · Score: 1

    It might seem like a net benefit here would require violating the Second Law of Thermodynamics but you can't reduce the metabolism of a large herd animal to a single mathematical variable. Think about how unhealthy and 'out of shape' the average meat or dairy cow is. Now consider how an overweight, under-active human doesn't necessarily have a reduced caloric intake (if anything just the opposite). Putting a cow on a treadmill (ethical arguments not withstanding) is virtually guaranteed to increase the cow's metabolic efficiency...

  86. Work! Work! by deuterium · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of welfare. Back in the 30s, through the WPA, the government essentially operated a welfare for work system with their many public works projects. People dug ditches or cleared land or built things. What if we required current welfare participants (within their ability) to pedal a generator for a few hours a day? It would eliminate the argument that they get something for nothing, cut down on abuse, get people in shape, require no skills, and partially offset the system costs by producing something of value.

    Of course, it would be easy to paint this idea as slavery or abuse, so it would never survive the political test. Maybe China could implement it.

  87. dairy cows by jDeepbeep · · Score: 1

    I would bet that the only cows on these treadmills are the dairy cows

    Correct. The article states that

    One cow can produce about two kilowatts of electricity, enough energy to power four milking machines

    So at least it seems implied.

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  88. Cows must be really powerful by tygt · · Score: 1

    One cow can produce about two kilowatts of electricity

    Given that 1 horsepower (hp) = 746 watts, 2Kw = 2.68hp.

    It's generally accepted that your typical horse can't even put out 1hp for extended periods, so I have to assume that this cow of theirs is only going to put out 2hp for extremely short bursts.

    I suppose the article could be confusing Kw with Kwh, but then the "one cow [can produce]... enough energy to power" doesn't make sense.

    Overall, I call b-s, or cow-s, as the case may be.

  89. Wow way to go for animal rights! by BlackBloq · · Score: 1

    Animals have no dignity some people. Really! Stuck in a little box and also demeaned by having to walk the whole time ! Fuck those assholes! I hope everyone involved gets mad cow disease and almost dies. Next thing your gonna say is it's more healthy than not moving in a box. Mod me as a troll or flamebait but this is how I feel. I'm not trying to get a reaction but I feel that farmers who keep cattle closed in a little pen with no freedom deserve real punishment.

  90. This treadmill has Super Cow Powers by neiras · · Score: 1


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    ...."Have you generated power today?"...

  91. Re:Torture? ASPCA should investigate. by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

    Dairy cows are rarely (if ever) "locked up all the time".

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  92. Re:Torture? ASPCA should investigate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are two glaring faults with this setup:

    #1) The cows are 'locked in'.
    #2) The treadmill is inclined.

    This results in the animal walking out of 'fear' from falling. The inability of the animal to stop whenever it wants is cruel treatment. On the other hand, if it were 'elective' and the cows got a special treat (a yummy grass/feed?) then it is a different story.

    I would like to see how guy would like to be locked onto a treadmill 8hrs a day, walking uphill the entire time.

    I doubt the quality of the milk would be very good. Stress does not make for a nice quality or quantity of milk. (I used to work on a dairy farm.)

    Just put a hay bale at the end of the treadmill.

  93. Beef vs Dairy vs Ethanol by geek2k5 · · Score: 1

    You might want to differentiate between beef and dairy cows. A lot of grain is used to fatten up beef cattle for the market, after the cattle are fed on the range. This 'finishing' process is one of the reasons why there are stock yards.

    Still, because producing milk takes a lot of protein, corn or other high protein substances are needed to supplement forage that comes in the form of hay or even grass if you are lucky enough to have a source of water. Grass or hay doesn't quite hack it.

    Do note that using corn for ethanol is fairly wasteful and is one of the reasons that food prices have gone up. It is much better to use non-food vegetation for ethanol production.

    Balancing all the inputs and outputs can get pretty complex, which is why ag majors were learning how to use linear programming based programs over three decades ago. Said programs allowed them to come up with cost effective grain-forage-supplement mixes for feeding beef and dairy cattle.

  94. that article is shit by werschi · · Score: 1

    and shit = money

    we call that biogas here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biogas

  95. Re:Torture? ASPCA should investigate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sigh... there are some evil people in the world. With "animal lovers" like you, who needs enemies?

  96. Re:methane, more food, etc? A greenwash. by SydShamino · · Score: 1

    Not that one should really consider evolution at all when talking about human-related activities, but really - for a cow, it's most important survival trait as a species is the fact that it's so so very tasty.

    Compare how many cows there are alive today with other large land herbivores. See? Sure each and every one is going to end up on a plate, but survival of the species is assured.

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  97. Re:Brutal civilization.- Huh!? I call BS. by GoChickenFat · · Score: 1

    "1x2m enclosed space" I've never heard or seen this. The beef that we raised wouldn't even fit in that space. Do you have any proof that this is a common beef producing practice? The only time our cattle were in a space that small was for the brief time they entered the milking station...and that's dairy cattle which are typically more narrow, not beef. Now, feed lots...that's a different story but I've still never seen a feed lot with 1x2m enclosed spaces...it doesn't even make economic sense to build all those individual "cages" for beef production. (possibly Kobe beef?? but its production is not representative of the livestock industry in the U.S. that I am familiar with).

  98. Re:Torture? ASPCA should investigate. by losfromla · · Score: 1

    Cows are happy pretty much anywhere they don't have to swat flies. Treating a cow like a human is sheer stupidity because it would make them miserable.

    I can see that you know a lot about cows. For the unenlightened, can you kindly explain how you determine that a cow is happy? Being that I (like others on /.) am scientifically oriented, I expect that you'll refer to FMRI screenings or other equally scientific methods of determining happiness in contrasting environments. Ad-hominem attacks are a good opener, but, please, bring the meat.

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  99. Re:Torture? ASPCA should investigate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I'm sure they are very happy wherever they don't have to swat flies. And I agree treating any animal as a human, is just stupid. However an animal is an animal, weather dog, cat, cow, or elephant.

    However putting an animal on a treadmill, and then walking away is just wrong.

    @COMON$ Would you put your yellow lab on a treadmill for the day so you could get down your electricity bill? Just tie him to the treadmill, and you go to work. He'd be getting the same amount of exercise as playing outside all day, so might as well make it useful?

    I find people justify things very selectively. @COMON$ I love animals, etc etc. I'm going to go out on a limb and assume you won't eat your dog after he passes away, but its ok to eat cows. Its ok to put a cow on a treadmill to benefit me, but its not ok to put my yellow lab on a treadmill to benefit me, because I say so....and i like the yellow lab...

    I find all these arguments are all just bullshit. Either all animals are equal, in which case throw that lab of your on a treadmill if there's nothing wrong with it.

    There's something wrong with it, I assure you.

  100. One Step Closer to the Matrix by milonssecretsn · · Score: 0

    I know that we would all hate to be generating power for machines after the robot apocalypse, so why are we doing this to cows?

    What about the "Golden Rule"? How about the "Golden Arches" Rule?

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  101. Here's an idea by QJimbo · · Score: 1

    How about we stop farming cows and use the land for soya instead which produces far more milk and edible matter per acre. Meat farming is wasteful and unsustainable.

    1. Re:Here's an idea by night_flyer · · Score: 1

      I think you need to look up the dangers of too much soy

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  102. Cow-a-watt by lexsird · · Score: 1

    Cow-a-watt: New Green unit of electrical measurement.

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  103. Fox to cow transformation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the world's energy needs are not met with the current supply of cows, we may need to transform more foxes into cows. How do you turn a fox into a cow?

    You marry her.

  104. The COWtrix by Latinhypercube · · Score: 0

    The COWtrix

  105. Re:Torture? ASPCA should investigate. by bojan99 · · Score: 1

    I agree with you that animals should not be treated as humans, thats just plain stupid. However all animals should be treated equally. There should be no difference between your cat, dog, elephant, and cow. This is one a single opinion, among millions, if you dont have anything constructive to argue then dont answer. Saying you are a animal lover is in my opinion unlikely. Just because you have a cat and a dog, while you eat cows and other meat says nothing about you being an animal lover (I know you didnt say you do, but I'm assumiung you do, and if it doesnt apply to you, it applies to any of the 100 other commentors). Will you eat your yellow lab after he dies ? (probably not) Other parts of the world think its fine to eat dogs, and cats. I just have a big issue with people saying, I'm an animal lover, I eat cows, I dont eat dogs. Putting a cow on a treadmill to benefit me is ok, but putting my lab on a treadmill for 8 hours, is cruel. In that case, to all of you above saying this is ok, then throw your cat and dog on a treadmill for the day and let me know why its different ? in a nutshell, animals are not humans. All animals are animals, wether you think their 'cute' or not, shouldnt dictate how you treat them. /rant yes i'm a vegetarian.

  106. no by unity100 · · Score: 1

    nothing you said put anything to perspective. you were dead wrong in all of them.

    people do not have 'choice'. some may go rebel and adopt a life that would allow them to work for themselves and not be a gear in corporate grinding machine, but many have obligations and people to take care for, and they cannot do anyhting else but submit.

    1. Re:no by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Obligations and people to care for to what standard of living? Standard of Living is a choice too you know.

      How do I know? I live at my standard of living BY CHOICE. I could live above my standard of living (bigger house, more expensive car, closer to a big city, or further from one), but I chose not to. I've taken a job that affords me the standard of living I'm comfortable living. If I lived in the big city, I wouldn't be able to, unless I lived in a cube doing the bidding of my overlords for more hours in a day than I would like.

      I also make a lot less than I would living in a cube. Big house, car, fine dishes and expensive watches don't make up for living in a cube.

      I have clothes (not designer), my shoes are needing replacement after 15 months of use, and cost me $25 when I buy them. Last care I bought was a used Ford Taurus that cost me $12,000 (two years old) four years ago. I'll get another two or three years out of it (maybe more).

      ALL BY CHOICE.

      As a result, I'm debt free. I have never owned a credit card (in my mid 40's).

      You can see from the things in my house, I'm not lacking nice things, I just wait till I can afford them before I buy them, and usually at a discount (52" LCD 1280p SONY TV $1200 when circuit city went out of business).

      ALL choices. If you THINK you HAVE to live in a CUBE because you're in a place where you have NO OTHER OPTION, that is usually due to choices one has made all along.

      So, while you disagree with me, I'm living proof that lifestyle is a choice. I could have worked in a cube, making more money than I do, subject to the whims of Corporate Overlords ... but I have chosen (it was a choice) a different path, one that is much more sustainable.

      The problem is, nobody wants to hear that their choices in life have consequences. Of course it is easier to just tell people that their life is everyone else's fault.

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    2. Re:no by unity100 · · Score: 1

      you have the choice of an illusion.

      i dont work for any corporate overlordship, and i have never had worked for any corporate overlordship. and i disagree with you.

      for, i was at liberty to choose how much i want and with how much i can do with. i didnt have anyone that i was obliged to provide for.

      we dont even exist as a statistic among the population. masses are obliged.

  107. Alternative assumptions by geek2k5 · · Score: 1

    Woot first point for the day. As usual idealists live in a 1 dimensional universe where they again fail to see the whole cost beyound the end of their nose.

    He isn't on to something, and anyone that thinks this is a great idea is a stark raving idiot.

    A: Treadmills don't far well outside. More roofed covered space. Nor to treadmills grow on trees.

    B: Carbon footprint for the manfacturing of said treadmills

    C: Additional feed for active cows now burning more calories. More waste from more feed too

    D: Energy loss in conversion to heat from friction from transmission points

    E: More wiring and cabling sucking down more copper from an already stressed raw material market. Ohms.... .Ohms.....

    F: Who in their right mind thinks: taking solar energy and water and converting it into biomass

    Then using millions of tons of fossil fuels to build machinery to develop and harvest biomass.

    Feed said biomass to another animal

    To use millions of tons of fossil fuels in manufacturing a kinetic engery transfomation device (treadmill)

    To then power a machine to generate a fraction of the energy "THE SUN PUT OUT IN THE FIRST PLACE!?

    Jebus Rice we are getting shit-eating stupid pretty damn fast when people think "Hey they're on to something..."

    Narrow minded morons never looking past their own nose on what real costs are.

    A. We're talking about ag quality treadmills, not human quality. Ag equipment tends to be designed to handle weather, dirt and manure while lasting a lot longer than treadmills meant for humans.

    B. While manufacturing/maintaining the treadmills has a carbon footprint, so does getting power from non-treadmill generators to the milking machines.

    C. Is that much additional feed needed? Farmers do have to consider feed costs in all the things they do. If they are lucky, they have their own feed sources or feed sources that are close by. I do recall one version of the article claiming that the cows wouldn't be any more active on the treadmill than they would be in the field.

    D. All conversion systems have energy losses. To minimize these losses you need to get the generator as close to the end user as possible. In this case, the cow powered treadmill could be used to power the equipment used to milk the cow powering the treadmill, with an offset due to timing. (Batteries would likely be needed, or some sort of schedule that has X cows on the treadmills while Y cows are being milked.)

    E. When considering the cost of copper, you also need to consider the demands that the solar industry and the wind power industry are putting on the market. Is the amount of material required for treadmills, with their reduced point to point losses, less than the amount of material needed to move power from solar and wind farms?

    F. You might consider the treadmill idea to be more a case of trying to use an unused resource as opposed to creating a new power system. If the total value, financial and environmental, of the power generated exceeds the total cost, financial and environmental, of the equipment and other resources needed to generate that power, then it is a good idea. Note that these factors WILL vary location. Also note that the person promoting the idea wanted to reduce his dependency on fossil fuels. (In an area with lots of water and a good climate for growing hay, this could be done by using horses as opposed to tractors.)

    General Comment: To be completely fair to all points of view, the cost/benefit analysis needs to consider all of the above and more before accepting or rejecting the idea.

    1. Re:Alternative assumptions by geek2k5 · · Score: 1

      PS: I'm a Rand fan who reads Atlas Shrugged and The Fountainhead at least once a year.

  108. What to call this splendid concept? by Talarohk · · Score: 1

    I nominate "cowlisthenics".

  109. Re:Torture? ASPCA should investigate. by TerranFury · · Score: 1

    beyond reason or logic

    Damnit, logic is just a formal system; it's a machine that you put assumptions into to produce other statements which are true so long as the assumptions are. That's it. "Logical" is not a synonym for "correct."

    As for your argument with GP: Personally, I don't think GP said anything particularly extreme. He's probably not even vegetarian.

  110. Re:Torture? ASPCA should investigate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dairy cows are rarely (if ever) "locked up all the time".

    Sounds like you haven't been on a dairy farm recently. In the US, you almost never see dairy cattle outside anymore. Milk is entirely factory farmed. The dairy farmers in my family hate it. They told me they had two choices, factor farm or quit. Traditional dairy farming can't compete. They told me they do let the cows out, maybe ever other year or so. They're basically locked up, in a system that is designed to keep them from moving. Moving wastes calories. It was not a pleasant sight.

  111. Re:methane, more food, etc? A greenwash. by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

    The numbers you hear cited by vegetarians to support their cause as more ecologically sound almost *always* cite this number for the pounds of grain it takes to make one pound of beef.

    But what they don't take into consideration is that the amount of grain that *doesn't* get turned into meat gets turned into fertiliser. Growing arable crops without "input" from livestock farming is pretty much impossible. You could use only petrochemical-derived fertilisers to grow vegetables and make no use of animal products, but it would be woefully inefficient and ecologically damaging.

    The other thing the "ZOMG MEAT IS SO NOT GREEN" whiners forget is that in commercial arable farming, you take a bit of land and strip *every single living thing* off it, and out of the soil to the depth of about half a metre. Once it's thoroughly killed and sterilised, you can let Monsanto in to plant their frankencorn. Yay for ecology.

  112. why not just stop factory farming? by Gothmolly · · Score: 1

    Given that cows and associated infrastructure are a huge methane/CO2 emitter, wouldn't it make more sense to just NOT factory farm them?

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  113. Types of ag land by geek2k5 · · Score: 1

    Not all ag land is suitable for growing crops that are human consumable. That is one of the problems with the 'soy' argument.

    Properly handled, a lot of this marginal ag land works well for grazing. Unfortunately, there are a lot of greedy types that overgraze the land and cause problems.

    At the same time, there are a lot of crop growing types that abuse the land and cause problems too.

  114. I smell male bovine feces! by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    As a bonus, he speculates that it might cut cattle's methane problem--cows burp up to 20 percent of the world's emissions of this powerful greenhouse gas. Humans, he notes, tend to be more gassy if they lounge around. "Helping cows produce less methane while cranking out energy should get them better PR."

    This strikes me as complete BS. For one, I'm pretty sure methane comes out the _other_ end, not in a "burp". (Burps come from accidentally ingested air. Farts come from methane produced by gut bacteria. Stomachs have sphincter valves to keep stuff from flowing backwards.) For another, exercise makes people _feel_ less gassy simply because it helps the methane escape! Shaking the intestinal contents probably promotes methane production, in much the same way that rotating composters promote faster composting.

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    1. Re:I smell male bovine feces! by mudshark · · Score: 1

      No, it's factually correct. Ruminant animals emit methane through belching, not farting. The methane is generated by bacteria which live in the rumen (the forward part of the stomach) and metabolize the cellulose in plant material consumed by the animal. Check the Wikipedia entry for methanogenesis.

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  115. "Dinamoo" was my idea ages ago... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good for them, anyways.

  116. Economics by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Let the cows WALK to gather GRASS instead. Then use the corn for ethanol! Why we insist on feeding 75% of our grain production to ruminants baffles me.

    Because it is more economically efficient to feed cattle a corn diet that promotes/induces rapid growth in a feed lot and gets them to the slaughterhouse faster. Next time you go to a fast food restaurant (and the data says you probably do) and pay $1 for a hamburger, think about the economies of scale required to support that sort of price point. Yes there are significant environmental, health and economic consequences to providing meat cheaply.

    Never mind that switchgrass is more efficient for making ethanol. Why would you use corn for ethanol when grass will literally get you more bang for your buck?

  117. Two words: by mccrew · · Score: 1

    Lean beef

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  118. Re:Torture? ASPCA should investigate. by COMON$ · · Score: 1
    However all animals should be treated equally.

    Treated equally huh, I used to have pet hamsters, they ate meat and liked to chew on wood...should I do the same for cows or my dog? What about my goldfish? Should I put it outside in a dog kennel and teach it to fetch? I mean I don't want to treat things with inequality...

    Yes I fully admit, I treat animals differently than each other. Guess what I do the same with people. Because there is no such thing as equality as you are putting it. Animals are different, thus they get treated differently. Yes I also believe I am an animal lover and I know people would disagree with that because it is a subjective statement. I treat my pets well by the standards I hold true. Other people would say I am cruel. But of course some people say it is cruel to have pets at all. But my definition is not subject to your opinion unless you can find a qualitative value as to what an "Animal lover is". If my dog enjoyed being on a treadmill for 8 hours (which if she was not scared to death of them I think she would do for at least 3 hours a day and smile the whole time) I would think that would be great. However, this is a natural thing for cows, as was pointed out in the article. Most all the cows where I grew up (in a hilly valley) keep moving all day without a though in the world.

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  119. Value != Money by sjbe · · Score: 1

    (ie: I have no use for environmentalists as I want to USE the resources we protect)

    There is value in many things other than how much they can increase your bank account. If you can't see that I truly pity you.

    1. Re:Value != Money by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      You just don't get it. Using something doesn't mean profiting from it. I use the lake, I use the woods, I enjoy these things, and using them COSTS me money, it doesn't pay me. I like roping nature off an declaring it to be off limits, I use it for my own enjoyment by walking in it, fishing in it. We manage deer populations by allowing people to harvest some each year, to maintain balance. I don't hunt, but others do, and they PAY for the right to do so, which provides the money to monitor and manage them. Hunting and fishing for "fun" and personal food is a multi-billion dollar industry for stores that sell supplies, and for the tax revenue it generates. It creates jobs and provides pleasure to millions of Americans. I don't see that as a bad thing. Some, but not all, environmentalists do, and are quite vocal about it.

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    2. Re:Value != Money by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      I meant to say I don't like roping off nature and calling it off limits, but it doesn't matter, the parent didn't sound very reasonable anyway.

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  120. nano-scale "hamster" wheels by AttillaTheNun · · Score: 1

    Cows are inefficient (and better suited to other purposes) We should turn our attention further down the food chain. Why lot leverage the gazillion insects out there that serve no better purpose and put them to work on nano-scale "hamster" wheel generators? Fields and fields of insect generators, Matrix-style.

  121. Methane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are cows really a low-emission energy source? :P

  122. The open ended food chain by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    People eat the cows and everything which isn't spread on the fields ends up in the ocean. There's a conveyor belt of mass from the farm to the seabed, powered by oil.

     

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    1. Re:The open ended food chain by crmarvin42 · · Score: 1

      Soo, do you take off your tinfoil hat when you shower, or do you keep it on all the time??

      I kid, I kid!!

      Seriously though, where do you get your information?? I got mine by spending 12 years getting a BS, MS and PhD in animal science. There are more acres of land for manure spreading than manure to spread. Even if there weren't (and on some farms their isn't enough land), the manure is not dumped into the ocean.

      One quick way to get shut down by the federal government is to get caught intentionally polluting the environment with animal waste. Even accidental pollution will get you shut down pretty quickly. The EPA requires all Concentrated Animal Production Facilities (CAFO's) to file Nutrient Management Plans, by which the farms indicate flow of nutrients onto (fertilizer, feedstuffs, etc.) and off of (animal products, waste, run-off, etc.) the farm and what exactly they are doing to prevent pollution. If your plan is not comprehensive enough, they can levy huge fines and ultimately shut you down. If you are found to have lied on your plan, or to be deviating from the plan then the same things can happen, fines or being shut down.

      I'm guessing that you are not actually a tinfoil hat conspiracy theorist, but just (mis/un)informed. Try visiting the EPA's website and reading the rules on CAFO's. They are fairly dry and dense reading, but it's better to have facts to base your opinion on than a whole lot of nothing.

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  123. Stop Eating Meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This just shows how un-efficent eating meat is - save energy and the planet: stop eating meat

  124. Won't Work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    6% of the world's power? Sweet.

    But it will never happen. Traditionally conventional power companies have legislated alternative power sources out of existence the moment they start to actually compete. Like the recent political maneuvering by power companies on the East Coast and in Texas to limit cheap wind power availability. http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=politics-of-wind-power

  125. Golden Fleece Award by geek2k5 · · Score: 1

    Back in the 70's and 80's Senator William Proxmire (D - Wisconsin) handed out 'Golden Fleece' awards to groups that were doing things that he considered to be a waste of tax payers money.

    I believe that one of the awards went to a group that was trying to reduce flatulence in cows.

    It is interesting how said research has relevance today.

    It is even more interesting that Proxmire represented a state that got a lot of price supports for the dairy industry.

  126. Dairy vs Beef by geek2k5 · · Score: 1

    Odds are your fancier cuts come from beef cattle as opposed to the dairy cows of the article.

    Your hamburger and dog food might come from the dairy cow after her milk production level drops too low to be profitable.

    There is also a chance that the fancier cuts may come from the offspring of a dairy cow if the dairy cow was bred to a beef bull.

  127. super-cows 3x as powerful as horses. by viking80 · · Score: 1

    Since 1 horse power is 0.7kW, and a cow generate 2kW, 1 cow power of 1 k.p. = 3 h.p.

    Either these cows are under extreme pressure, or this is some kind of super-cow.

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  128. Innumeracy in source not checked by Yoik · · Score: 1

    Two kilowatts is an unlikely estimate for the output of a single cow. A horsepower is about 750 W, and was based on peak output of a large draft horse. I doubt a cow can produce more than a fraction of a horsepower continuously.

    Now the farmer may believe the number because the picture shows the cow powering some kind of machine through a linkage. Since a generator rated at 2kw can't start a very large electric motor, it is easy to believe that the cow can substitute for a 2kw generator in that application.

  129. Re:methane, more food, etc? A greenwash. by mdarksbane · · Score: 1

    The other thing the "ZOMG MEAT IS SO NOT GREEN" whiners forget is that in commercial arable farming, you take a bit of land and strip *every single living thing* off it, and out of the soil to the depth of about half a metre. Once it's thoroughly killed and sterilised, you can let Monsanto in to plant their frankencorn. Yay for ecology.

    Definitely true. And if they didn't, they'd need twice the surface area to be able to feed our population. So it's a big mess either way. Existing has an environmental impact.

  130. Different production modes by geek2k5 · · Score: 1

    Some veal is produced that way. But there are other types of veal.

    My wife, an ag major, often tells the tale of a beef-dairy cross that was raised on grass and cow's milk. The calf was bigger than his mother at about the time he was ready for slaughter. He would have qualified as veal if they hadn't decided to 'finish' him on grain.

  131. change cow diet to avoid methane emissions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was under the impression that cows make lots of methane when eating lots of grain, instead of grass, as nature recommended.

  132. Get KFC on it by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

    KFC has created the chicken-beast ( a chicken with 6 legs), so let them create a pig-a-pede. A pig with 100 legs. Think of all the ham, ribs, bacon, etc. you would get out of one, and it should be able to operate a very long treadmill.

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  133. Not a new idea by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

    How is this any different from using an ox to pull a plow, except that now the ox is physically separated from the plow? The animal still does the work.

    Mal-2

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  134. Re:Torture? ASPCA should investigate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I would like to see how guy would like to be locked onto a treadmill 8hrs a day, walking uphill the entire time."

    you don't work in an office, do you?

  135. Re:Torture? ASPCA should investigate. by bojan99 · · Score: 1

    Yes you did have a pet hamster, but teaching it to fetch is pointless. I’m saying what is wrong with eating the gold fish, or the hamster, or the lab? I treat different people differently too, but the issue that I was trying to get out, is that if we ask a cow if it wants to be artificially impregnated so that it produces milk its whole life, or if veal wants to be ground up, or a cow standing on a treadmill to produce power, that these things should not be subjective weather you think they are wrong or not. ( obviously they are subjective now, the point I'm trying to make is that they shouldn't be) Your definition is not subject to my opinion, no, its not, however I'm just trying to point out that there is an impartial view to things. In a nutshell, I like to think that as a species which has culture, spirit, and the most "intelligence" on this planet, that we would be able to get past our basic instincts, and see that putting your dog/cat/cow on a treadmill is in fact all the same. Or eating your dog/goldfish/cow/veal is all the same, and would hope, that one day we will become a little more sophisticated, and be able to show more empathy than you average lion.

  136. I call BS! by godel_56 · · Score: 1
    "One cow can produce about two kilowatts of electricity, enough energy to power four milking machines"

    A standard horsepower is less than 0.75kW, so for a cow to be producing 2kW they would have to be using whips!

    I suspect this is a left-over April fools article

  137. Do the same with Life Sentence Prisoners by Slotty · · Score: 1

    I'm sure people will get all up in arms over this but why not put prisoners on a treadmill or exercise bike and make them generate electricity.

    Have them do it on a rotating roster and you have base load power...

    Just a thought

  138. Stress Free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Using a feed delivery system connected to the treadmill, the cow would probably be enticed to walk toward the food as it does in a free range setting; each step bringing the food a measure closer. This would not induce any stress on the animal as it is not only voluntary but part of its' normal habits. By adjusting the ratio of treadmill walking to time of food arrival the animal would not be walking continually for hours, but say in 5-10 min. intervals with a minute or so break to eat before it would 'walk' to the next clump of food. Through simple trial and error an optimum schedule that maximizes walk time, power generation, with animal health can be found. At minimum, using the cows own habit of walking could power the food delivery and waste removal (which would conveniently fall off the end of the treadmill into a removal system instead of needing to be mucked out) would save farms energy costs, and any excess power added back to the grid.

  139. Re:Torture? ASPCA should investigate. by bar-agent · · Score: 1

    I agree with you, should be voluntarily. walking 8 hours a day... ripped beef thighs. i want my thighs all fattied up. tortured cows are not kosher or halal

    Are you crazy? Walking 8 hours is torture? Are you aware of what life in nature is like? ...though I am pretty sure you are kidding. So never mind.

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  140. Re:Torture? ASPCA should investigate. by bar-agent · · Score: 1

    Instead of....inclination, i would put a carrot type in front of them, and if they walk, then the belt moves, if they dont then the belt does not move..but it all comes down to if the cow wants

    I think even a cow would catch on to the carrot trick after a while.

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  141. Re:Torture? ASPCA should investigate. by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

    Can someone enlighten me, how someone could possibly see this as a flamebait? What the... I don’t get it.
    Man, some people should perhaps take of their mental distortion glasses, before misinterpreting weird things into other people’s comments...

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  142. Re:Torture? ASPCA should investigate. by koreaman · · Score: 1

    Wrong.

  143. Conservation of Energy still applies by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    You have to feed those cattle enough food to produce that energy, and because the Laws of Thermodynamics are not subject to legislative decree or even the most well-intentioned wishes, it's still a loser.

  144. Re:Brutal civilization.- Huh!? I call BS. by GoChickenFat · · Score: 1

    clicked throught the first page of results...no evidence of 1x2m enclosed spaces for cows. Actually, the search results produce little evidence of any bovine brutality outside of feeling bad for milk cows due to the continuous milk production cycle (not saying it doesn't happen...just surprised your search did not produce any results on the first page). Like I said...it doesn't make sense, economic or otherwise, to "store" a cow in a 1x2m space.

  145. You're married? Bwahahahaha... what's his name?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Roman_Mir: The ONLY way you could be married, is if the broad was brain-dead, or needed money. Which one of those 2 choices do you fall under we wonder?? Also, what's the man whom you married's name (male only, as we all pretty much know you're a homo in the closet GOOFY and doubtless you paid for the sex change he OR YOU had, lol!).

  146. Fuck the Hippocratic Oath by linzeal · · Score: 1

    Some of those people on those scooters have reaped what they have sown with 20-30 years of smoking cigarettes, crack and meth while the one's with congenital problems sometimes have to wait a half hour on a bench in the front of the store for one of those fat/meth-addled pieces of trash to gather their 200 dollars worth of food stamps that month. What I have a problem with is some of these people on Medicaid who have spent their entire adult lives smoking crack having millions of dollars of health care thrown at them when the US won't even pay for a fucking pap smear for a straight A college student.

  147. Re:Torture? ASPCA should investigate. by Nyder · · Score: 1

    There are two glaring faults with this setup:

    #1) The cows are 'locked in'.
    #2) The treadmill is inclined.

    This results in the animal walking out of 'fear' from falling. The inability of the animal to stop whenever it wants is cruel treatment. On the other hand, if it were 'elective' and the cows got a special treat (a yummy grass/feed?) then it is a different story.

    I would like to see how guy would like to be locked onto a treadmill 8hrs a day, walking uphill the entire time.

    I doubt the quality of the milk would be very good. Stress does not make for a nice quality or quantity of milk. (I used to work on a dairy farm.)

    Who said the treadmills where inclined?

    quit relating human things to animals.

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  148. Cow Matrix is upon us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Cow Matrix is coming.

    Cows will be imprisoned into virtual reality while they walk around to produce electricity.

    Very soon some crazy scientists with no mercy for animals will discover that they could optimize the system with piezoelectric carpets and pressure-based generators. Then the cruel, dark world of the Matrix movies will be a reality for the cows.

    And soon enough the world is going to be powered by sleepwalking cows.

    The bravest cows will try to escape the system, but their overlords with the nickname "Farmers" will reduce them to stakes for trying that.

    Of course, the Neo Cow will save them all in the end.

    If someone is going to make a movie from this, I want epSos.de to be credited for it !

  149. PLZ curb your cow. by newdsfornerds · · Score: 1

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walking_the_Cow That treadmill would get slippery pretty quick.

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  150. Just think of the cow treadmill industry.. by 3seas · · Score: 1

    Let's do it for them....

  151. 8 hours per day? by nuckfuts · · Score: 1

    Short of a trusty old cattle prod, what on Earth would motivate a cow to work a treadmill for 8 hours per day?

    Why don't we just tie long ropes to elephants and then frighten them into stampeding! We could attach the ropes to pulleys and drive electric generators.

  152. Re:Livestock eat 6 times more food than they provi by howzit · · Score: 1

    You all forget one eenzy weenzy fact. It takes 6 units of plant protein for US to make 1 unit of meat protein (in our body-mass) too! So when we eat steak, we are getting concentrated protein, or we'd have to eat a LOT of bran which also takes a lot of energy to grow, be processed, packaged, bought, delived and eaten.

  153. Re:You're married? Bwahahahaha... what's his name? by roman_mir · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    don't be so upset, you'll find yourself someone who could love you one day, I mean even the ugliest and the dumbest and even the most morally absent creatures find someone, I am sure you will too.

  154. Re:Torture? ASPCA should investigate. by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    You would obvisouly have to give it to the cow once in awhile, in order for it
    to know there is hope, maybe after having waled a certain distance or that after a particular amount fo feet it moves forward some..then the cow gets to it...and the process repeats, you know
    we were able to come up with being able to put man on the moon, i am sure they can devise a method or machine that does just this.

  155. Re:Torture? ASPCA should investigate. by COMON$ · · Score: 1
    I think we are missing here. But driving a similar point.

    Each animal has a different "idea" of what is fun. Some of the more intelligent animals need a lot of stimulus to be happy. We have tools to measure the "attitudes" of animals, but I am not a zoologist so I don't know if they do it by measuring hormones, weight, activity or what. But there are quantitative measuring tools to discover what makes a given animal content. We need to measure that rather than applying our own emotions to the battle. Obviously I will defend my pets a lot stronger than you would as I have an emotional attachment to them. I could not eat them because of this attachment. But as a food lover I would eat dog, or goldfish to see if I liked it. But there are many meats I just do not enjoy. I enjoy vegetables and fruit much more than meat. As a Christian we believe that we were originally created vegetarians. However, I do love a good steak or cheeseburger :)

    To sum up, a fish can swim in a tiny bowl its whole life and be measurably happy, it could be that a cow would be just as happy walking on a treadmill. But assuming they arent because we wouldn't be happy doing it, or another animal wouldn't be happy is a bad way of measuring things. I just dont like it when people judge me giving my dog Science Diet because "Would YOU eat that crap?" No but my dog seems to LOVE it.

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  156. A "fine performance" by Roman Mir (NOT!), rotflmao by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Roman_Mir didn't do so well here http://developers.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1622780&cid=31904240 just judging by his lame off topic trolling reply, as well as his inability to disprove what was written there.

  157. What Happens if you try to order cows around by billstewart · · Score: 1
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  158. Kilowatt-Hours by linuxpyro · · Score: 1

    I'm guessing TFA meant kilowatt-hours, ie 2000 watt-hours of total energy you get from the cow in a day. Confusing watts and watt-hours seems to be a common mistake, and I'd be surprised if the cow's putting out that much power.

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  159. Re:Upset? No just laughing about 2 guys being marr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    His name is Lena, and hey, there are sad, desperate folks all over the world ;)

  160. Re:methane, more food, etc? A greenwash. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This would no doubt result in more methane.

    Wrong. Just like physically active people, physically active cows are less gassy and produce less methane.