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See subject here THOR SCHROCK makes mincemeat out of the "maestro" (LOL) APK! ==> http://www.thorschrock.com/200...

APK totally busted

ROFL when APK is totally schooled by NAPK and President Obama. LOL! President Obama got APK ==> https://slashdot.org/comments....

Proof apkapp2backgrounddaemonprocessengine is MALWARE LOL

CA
PestPatrol
SpywareDB ("Dangerous!")
Freedom Anti-Spyware
Spycheck (Spanish-language) - "Recomendacion: DESACTIVAR Y ELIMINAR"
Spyware No-More ("Threat risk: High risk", "Advice: Remove This is a very high risk threat and should be removed immediately as to prevent harm to your computer and / or to protect your privacy")

List of reasons

1. Can't spam properly
2. Not as good looking as Roger Moore. Old Roger Moore. LOL
3. Can't make the KESSELL RUN In under one parsec.
4. Smells of cheese
5. Hitler.

As usual, APK 0, NAPK 1 million!

P.S. => I use Kowalski-be-gone! LOL!

P.P.S. => ROFL! Guess who!

P.P.P,S. => No, seriously, guess who. Say my name.

P.P.P.P.S. => I said, say my name.

P.P.P.P.P.S => I'm the man who killed APK! Now say my name

P.P.P.P.P.P.S. => You're goddamned right I'm NAPK!

....napk

APK so-called DNS expert doesn't know that BIND can run on Windows ROFL! BIND can run anywhere. And BIND isn't even the best solution, DNSMASQ will even read his own HOSTS files yet Mr HOSTS EXPERT (ROFL) doesn't know that! Coren22 SMACKED HIM DOWN here ===> https://slashdot.org/comments.... and NAPK KICKED HIS ASS here ===> https://slashdot.org/comments....

ROFL so-called HOSTS-guy doesn't know how to efficiently use DNS!

APK FAILS AGAIN!

See subject and APK's MASSIVE FAIL here ROFL => http://slashdot.org/comments.p... [slashdot.org] APK thinks local DNS cannot run on a single system despite most Linux systems running that way. LOL. APK should look up DNSMASQ on GOOGLE to see how he FAILS! LOL!

APK totally busted

ROFL when APK is totally schooled by NAPK and President Obama. LOL! President Obama got APK here==> https://slashdot.org/comments....

Proof apkapp2backgrounddaemonprocessengine is MALWARE LOL

CA [ca.com] [ca.com] [ca.com]
PestPatrol
SpywareDB ("Dangerous!")
Freedom Anti-Spyware
Spycheck (Spanish-language) - "Recomendacion: DESACTIVAR Y ELIMINAR"
Spyware No-More ("Threat risk: High risk", "Advice: Remove This is a very high risk threat and should be removed immediately as to prevent harm to your computer and / or to protect your privacy")

LOL ROFL APK!!

APK CAN'T SPELL SIMPLE WORDS LIKE SCHROCK

Thor Schrock SLAMMED APK here! http://www.thorschrock.com/200... [thorschrock.com] [thorschrock.com]

List of reasons

1. Can't spam properly
2. Not as good looking as Roger Moore. Old Roger Moore. LOL
3. Can't make the KESSELL RUN In under one parsec.
4. Smells of cheese
5. Hitler.

As usual, APK 0, NAPK 1 million!

P.S. => I use Kowalski-be-gone! LOL!

P.P.S. => ROFL! Guess who!

-- napk

See subject and APK's MASSIVE FAIL here ROFL => http://slashdot.org/comments.p... APK thinks local DNS cannot run on a single system despite most Linux systems running that way. LOL. APK should look up DNSMASQ on GOOGLE to see how he FAILS! LOL!

APK totally busted

ROFL when APK is totally schooled by NAPK and President Obama. LOL! President Obama got APK here [slashdot.org] [slashdot.org] ==> https://slashdot.org/comments.... [slashdot.org] [slashdot.org]

Proof apkapp2backgrounddaemonprocessengine is MALWARE LOL

CA [ca.com] [ca.com]
PestPatrol [pestpatrol.com] [pestpatrol.com]
SpywareDB [spywaredb.com] ("Dangerous!")
Freedom Anti-Spyware [freedom.net]
Spycheck (Spanish-language) - "Recomendacion: DESACTIVAR Y ELIMINAR" [spycheck.es]
Spyware No-More [spynomore.com] [spynomore.com] ("Threat risk: High risk", "Advice: Remove This is a very high risk threat and should be removed immediately as to prevent harm to your computer and / or to protect your privacy")

LOL ROFL APK!!

APK CAN'T SPELL SIMPLE WORDS LIKE SCHROCK

Thor Schrock SLAMMED APK here! http://www.thorschrock.com/200... [thorschrock.com]

List of reasons

1. Can't spam properly
2. Not as good looking as Roger Moore. Old Roger Moore. LOL
3. Can't make the KESSELL RUN In under one parsec.
4. Smells of cheese
5. Hitler.

As usual, APK 0, NAPK 1 million!

P.S. => I use Kowalski-be-gone! LOL!

P.P.S. => ROFL! Guess who!

-- napk

LOL! President Obama got APK here [slashdot.org] ==> https://slashdot.org/comments.... [slashdot.org]

Proof apkapp2backgrounddaemonprocessengine is MALWARE LOL

CA [ca.com]
PestPatrol [pestpatrol.com]
SpywareDB ("Dangerous!")
Freedom Anti-Spyware
Spycheck (Spanish-language) - "Recomendacion: DESACTIVAR Y ELIMINAR"
Spyware No-More [spynomore.com] ("Threat risk: High risk", "Advice: Remove This is a very high risk threat and should be removed immediately as to prevent harm to your computer and / or to protect your privacy")

LOL ROFL APK!!

APK CAN'T SPELL SIMPLE WORDS LIKE SCHROCK

Thor Schrock SLAMMED APK here! http://www.thorschrock.com/200...

List of reasons

1. Can't spam properly
2. Not as good looking as Roger Moore. Old Roger Moore. LOL
3. Can't make the KESSELL RUN In under one parsec.
4. Smells of cheese
5. Hitler.

As usual, APK 0, NAPK 1 million!

P.S. => I use Kowalski-be-gone! LOL!

P.P.S. => ROFL! Guess who!

-- napk

LOL! President Obama got APK here ==> https://slashdot.org/comments....

Proof apkapp2backgrounddaemonprocessengine is MALWARE LOL

CA
PestPatrol
SpywareDB ("Dangerous!")
Freedom Anti-Spyware
Spycheck (Spanish-language) - "Recomendacion: DESACTIVAR Y ELIMINAR"
Spyware No-More ("Threat risk: High risk", "Advice: Remove This is a very high risk threat and should be removed immediately as to prevent harm to your computer and / or to protect your privacy")

LOL ROFL APK!!

APK CAN'T SPELL SIMPLE WORDS LIKE SCHROCK

Thor Schrock SLAMMED APK here! http://www.thorschrock.com/200... [thorschrock.com]

As usual, APK 0, President Obama 1!

P.S. => I use Kowalski-be-gone! LOL!

P.P.S. => ROFL! Guess who!

-- napk

Proof apkapp2backgrounddaemonprocessengine is MALWARE LOL

CA
PestPatrol
SpywareDB ("Dangerous!")
Freedom Anti-Spyware
Spycheck (Spanish-language) - "Recomendacion: DESACTIVAR Y ELIMINAR" Spyware No-More("Threat risk: High risk", "Advice: Remove This is a very high risk threat and should be removed immediately as to prevent harm to your computer and / or to protect your privacy")

LOL ROFL APK!!

APK CAN'T SPELL SIMPLE WORDS LIKE SCHROCK

Thor Schrock SLAMMED APK here! www.thorschrock.com

Kinda makes you wonder what Pete is hiding ...

LOL! President Obama got APK here.

Proof apkapp2backgrounddaemonprocessengine is MALWARE LOL

CA [ca.com]
PestPatrol [pestpatrol.com]
SpywareDB [spywaredb.com] ("Dangerous!")
Freedom Anti-Spyware [freedom.net]
Spycheck (Spanish-language) - "Recomendacion: DESACTIVAR Y ELIMINAR" [spycheck.es]
Spyware No-More [spynomore.com]("Threat risk: High risk", "Advice: Remove This is a very high risk threat and should be removed immediately as to prevent harm to your computer and / or to protect your privacy")

LOL ROFL APK!!

APK CAN'T SPELL SIMPLE WORDS LIKE SCHROCK

Thor Schrock SLAMMED APK here! http://www.thorschrock.com/200...

As usual, APK 0, President Obama 1!

I notice you say all that but "forget" to tell us if you have a typing diploma APK? Could it be because you don't have one? APK, diploma-less "ne'er-do-well" rofl NAPK showed you here -> https://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3083489&cid=41179623

NAPK burned APK here ---> http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3058625&cid=41100739

Where is your typing diploma APK? LOL you can't answer because you don't have one!

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Proof of the efficacious of APKapp2backgrounddaemonprocessengine

CA

  PestPatrol

  SpywareDB("Dangerous!")

  Freedom Anti-Spyware

  Spycheck (Spanish-language) - "Recomendacion: DESACTIVAR Y ELIMINAR"

  Spyware No-More ("Threat risk: High risk", "Advice: Remove This is a very high risk threat and should be removed immediately as to prevent harm to your computer and / or to protect your privacy")

CA has actual programmers with actual experience working for commercial corporations. Do you have real world work experience Mr APK smartypants? LOL some of us "put up or shut up".

--- NAPK

P.S. => Just ask BILL GATES. When I asked him if he knew APK and whether APK was a good programmer he said "What? Who?" or would have done had I asked him.

P.P.S => More proof

* Thor Schrock, who knows about spyware and malware and has been known to manage a real business, said this about APK and his letters to him

If I trusted every jerk who emailed me about why his spyware application is detected by our software I would go blue in the face.

Do you manage a major corporation APK? Do you even live in Nebraska? ROFL I don't think so!

P.P.P.S => Do you even have a typing diploma APK? LOL. You can't answer because you don't have one!

P.P.P.P.S => ROFL! LOL! LOLOL!

P.P.P.P.P.S => FOUR MILLION CLOCK CYCLES PER HOSTNAME? Seriously? LOL! Do you have a real computer science degree APK or one you bought from an online college?

I notice you say all that but "forget" to tell us if you have a typing diploma APK? Could it be because you don't have one? APK, diploma-less "ne'er-do-well" rofl NAPK showed you here -> https://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3083489&cid=41179623

NAPK burned APK here ---> http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3058625&cid=41100739

Where is your typing diploma APK? LOL you can't answer because you don't have one!

---

Proof of the efficacious of APKapp2backgrounddaemonprocessengine

CA
PestPatrol
SpywareDB("Dangerous!")
Freedom Anti-Spyware
Spycheck (Spanish-language) - "Recomendacion: DESACTIVAR Y ELIMINAR"
Spyware No-More ("Threat risk: High risk", "Advice: Remove This is a very high risk threat and should be removed immediately as to prevent harm to your computer and / or to protect your privacy")

CA has actual programmers with actual experience working for commercial corporations. Do you have real world work experience Mr APK smartypants? LOL some of us "put up or shut up".

--- NAPK

P.S. => Just ask BILL GATES. When I asked him if he knew APK and whether APK was a good programmer he said "What? Who?" or would have done had I asked him.

P.P.S => More proof

* Thor Schrock, who knows about spyware and malware and has been known to manage a real business, said this about APK and his letters to him

If I trusted every jerk who emailed me about why his spyware application is detected by our software I would go blue in the face.

Do you manage a major corporation APK? Do you even live in Nebraska? ROFL I don't think so!

P.P.P.S => Do you even have a typing diploma APK? LOL. You can't answer because you don't have one!

P.P.P.P.S => ROFL! LOL! LOLOL!

P.P.P.P.P.S => FOUR MILLION CLOCK CYCLES PER HOSTNAME? Seriously? LOL! Do you have a real computer science degree APK or one you bought from an online college?

Do you have a degree from an accredited Internet learning institution in Google Search APK? LOL!~ I thought not. What else don't you have?

#1 Typing diploma APK?

* Where is your typing diploma APK? LOL! You don't have one!

You prove you don't by not being able to spell simple words like "Schrock". LOL or should I say KERBLAMO!

#2 Python skills

"Skilled" APK can't even cut and paste Python without failing to indent it properly. LOL! Python, the Object Oriented COBOL and APK doesn't understand indenting! LOL! Maybe Dijkstra was right when he said "Learning BASIC causes permanent brain damage." --> here http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3058625&cid=41137423

#3 Forgets to mention his crowning achievement: apkapp2backgrounddaemonprocessengine.exe

* LOL Malware APK?

The notorious apkapp2backgrounddaemonprocessengine.exe is so dangerous that respected virus authority spynomore.com describes it as "Threat risk: High Risk. Very dangerous malware. Can log user's keyboard activity and take snapshots of the user's screen. Uses stealth installation and removal is very difficult"

#4 Forgets to name major corporation he "owns" LOL

Why? Because APK doesn't own one! Unlike people like Bill Gates, Thor Schrock, and Mitt Romney APK has never owned a company that had hundreds of people reliant on him for employment.

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Proof of the efficacious of CA

CA
PestPatrol
SpywareDB ("Dangerous!")
Freedom Anti-Spyware
Spycheck (Spanish-language) - "Recomendacion: DESACTIVAR Y ELIMINAR"
Spyware No-More ("Threat risk: High risk", "Advice: Remove This is a very high risk threat and should be removed immediately as to prevent harm to your computer and / or to protect your privacy")

CA has actual programmers with actual experience working for commercial corporations. Do you have real world work experience Mr APK smartypants? LOL some of us "put up or shut up".

---

Real computer experts and users on APK:

Jeremy Reimer: "rather completely insane person who registered on ars a few years back, tried to spam his worthless do-nothing utility shareware junk, got roundly thrashed, and then started lashing out at anyone he could get his hands on"

Thor Schrock: "If I trusted every jerk who emailed me about why his spyware application is detected by our software I would go blue in the face."

"Kings Joker": "now i am lucky if i get 1 or 2 viruses a month. if you want my opinion if you stick to what APK says in his article about securing your computer then {...}| if you do get hit with viruses and spy ware then it will your own fault. "

Tom Hudson: "Thanks for the heads-up. How have I missed all this stupidity for so long"

Edsger Dijkstra: "Learning BASIC causes permanent brain damage."

Jay Little: "This individual is a menace to society and has proven himself to be a drain on the productivity for the millions of IT workers worldwide that spend so much time uncontrollably laughing at APK and his antics"

"squiggleslash": "At this point, Alexander Peter Kowalski's nam

Long list of "achievements" APK but missing several important things:

#1 Typing diploma APK?

* Where is your typing diploma APK? LOL! You don't have one!

You prove you don't by not being able to spell simple words like "Schrock". LOL or should I say KERBLAMO! [youtube.com]

#2 Python skills

"Skilled" APK can't even cut and paste Python without failing to indent it properly. LOL! Python, the Object Oriented COBOL and APK doesn't understand indenting! LOL! Maybe Dijkstra was right when he said "Learning BASIC causes permanent brain damage." --> here http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3058625&cid=41137423 [slashdot.org]

#3 Forgets to mention his crowning achievement: apkapp2backgrounddaemonprocessengine.exe

* LOL Malware APK?

The notorious apkapp2backgrounddaemonprocessengine.exe is so dangerous that respected virus authority spynomore.com describes it as "Threat risk: High Risk. Very dangerous malware. Can log user's keyboard activity and take snapshots of the user's screen. Uses stealth installation and removal is very difficult"

#4 Forgets to name major corporation he "owns" LOL

Why? Because APK doesn't own one! Unlike people like Bill Gates, Thor Schrock, and Mitt Romney APK has never owned a company that had hundreds of people reliant on him for employment.

---

Proof of the efficacious of CA

CA [ca.com] [ca.com]
PestPatrol [pestpatrol.com] [pestpatrol.com]
SpywareDB [spywaredb.com] [spywaredb.com] ("Dangerous!")
Freedom Anti-Spyware [freedom.net] [freedom.net]
Spycheck (Spanish-language) - "Recomendacion: DESACTIVAR Y ELIMINAR" [spycheck.es] [spycheck.es]
Spyware No-More [spynomore.com] [spynomore.com] ("Threat risk: High risk", "Advice: Remove This is a very high risk threat and should be removed immediately as to prevent harm to your computer and / or to protect your privacy")

CA has actual programmers with actual experience working for commercial corporations. Do you have real world work experience Mr APK smartypants? LOL some of us "put up or shut up".

---

Real computer experts and users on APK:

Jeremy Reimer: "rather completely insane person who registered on ars a few years back, tried to spam his worthless do-nothing utility shareware junk, got roundly thrashed, and then started lashing out at anyone he could get his hands on"

Thor Schrock: "If I trusted every jerk who emailed me about why his spyware application is detected by our software I would go blue in the face."

"Kings Joker": "now i am lucky if i get 1 or 2 viruses a month. if you want my opinion if you stick to what APK says in his article about securing your computer then {...}| if you do get hit with viruses and spy ware then it will your own fault. "

Tom Hudson: "Thanks for the heads-up. How have I missed all this stupidity for so long"

Edsger Dijkstra: "Learning BASIC causes permanent brain damage."

Jay Little: "This individual is a menace to society and has proven himself to be a drain on the productivity for the millions of IT workers worldwide that spend so much

Long list of "achievements" APK but missing several important things:

#1 Typing diploma APK?

* Where is your typing diploma APK? LOL! You don't have one!

You prove you don't by not being able to spell simple words like "Schrock". LOL or should I say KERBLAMO! [youtube.com] [youtube.com]

#2 Python skills

"Skilled" APK can't even cut and paste Python without failing to indent it properly. LOL! Python, the Object Oriented COBOL and APK doesn't understand indenting! LOL! Maybe Dijkstra was right when he said "Learning BASIC causes permanent brain damage." --> here http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3058625&cid=41137423 [slashdot.org] [slashdot.org]

#3 Forgets to mention his crowning achievement: apkapp2backgrounddaemonprocessengine.exe

* LOL Malware APK?

The notorious apkapp2backgrounddaemonprocessengine.exe is so dangerous that respected virus authority spynomore.com describes it as "Threat risk: High Risk. Very dangerous malware. Can log user's keyboard activity and take snapshots of the user's screen. Uses stealth installation and removal is very difficult"

#4 Forgets to name major corporation he "owns" LOL

Why? Because APK doesn't own one! Unlike people like Bill Gates, Thor Schrock, and Mitt Romney APK has never owned a company that had hundreds of people reliant on him for employment.

---

Proof of the efficacious of CA

CA [ca.com] [ca.com] [ca.com]
PestPatrol [pestpatrol.com] [pestpatrol.com] [pestpatrol.com]
SpywareDB [spywaredb.com] [spywaredb.com] [spywaredb.com] ("Dangerous!")
Freedom Anti-Spyware [freedom.net] [freedom.net] [freedom.net]
Spycheck (Spanish-language) - "Recomendacion: DESACTIVAR Y ELIMINAR" [spycheck.es] [spycheck.es] [spycheck.es]
Spyware No-More [spynomore.com] [spynomore.com] [spynomore.com] ("Threat risk: High risk", "Advice: Remove This is a very high risk threat and should be removed immediately as to prevent harm to your computer and / or to protect your privacy")

CA has actual programmers with actual experience working for commercial corporations. Do you have real world work experience Mr APK smartypants? LOL some of us "put up or shut up".

---

Real computer experts and users on APK:

Jeremy Reimer: "rather completely insane person who registered on ars a few years back, tried to spam his worthless do-nothing utility shareware junk, got roundly thrashed, and then started lashing out at anyone he could get his hands on"

Thor Schrock: "If I trusted every jerk who emailed me about why his spyware application is detected by our software I would go blue in the face."

"Kings Joker": "now i am lucky if i get 1 or 2 viruses a month. if you want my opinion if you stick to what APK says in his article about securing your computer then {...}| if you do get hit with viruses and spy ware then it will your own fault. "

Tom Hudson: "Thanks for the heads-up. How have I missed all this stupidity for so long"

Edsger Dijkstra: "Learning BASIC causes permanent brain damage."

Jay Little: "This individual is a menace to society a

"Learning BASIC causes permanent brain damage." - Edsger Dijkstra

"(Plus, lastly - My python code works, & 'CruTcHy' admitted it does, you ac trolling FOOL, lol!)" -- by Anonymous Coward on 2012-08-28 16:18 (#41155629)

LOL Mr Smartypants APK doesn't even have a typing diploma and is in no position to tell whether someone else said what he thinks he said!

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Proof of the efficacious of CA

CA [ca.com] [ca.com]

PestPatrol [pestpatrol.com] [pestpatrol.com]

SpywareDB [spywaredb.com] [spywaredb.com] ("Dangerous!")

Freedom Anti-Spyware [freedom.net] [freedom.net]

Spycheck (Spanish-language) - "Recomendacion: DESACTIVAR Y ELIMINAR" [spycheck.es] [spycheck.es]

Spyware No-More [spynomore.com] [spynomore.com] ("Threat risk: High risk", "Advice: Remove This is a very high risk threat and should be removed immediately as to prevent harm to your computer and / or to protect your privacy")

CA has actual programmers with actual experience working for commercial corporations. Do you have real world work experience Mr APK smartypants? LOL some of us "put up or shut up"! You can't even shut up as you don't have a typing diploma!

--

Do you have a typing diploma APK? CAn you even spell the surnames of major, real, business people like Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Thor Shrock, Larry Ellison, and Cherry Chevapravatdumrong? LOL you can't because you don't have one!

But I guess you've "Never been this far before" LOL -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V1fX-FvKW8 [youtube.com]

-- NAPK

P.S => Visual BASIC 3? LOL! ROFL!

P.P.S => I see you still don't know what big O is!

P.P.P.S => FOUR MILLION CLOCKCYCLES per HOSTNAME?! ROFL!

Long list of "achievements" APK but missing several important things:

#1 Typing diploma APK?

* Where is your typing diploma APK? LOL! You don't have one!

You prove you don't by not being able to spell simple words like "Schrock". LOL or should I say KERBLAMO! [youtube.com]

#2 Python skills

"Skilled" APK can't even cut and paste Python without failing to indent it properly. LOL! Python, the Object Oriented COBOL and APK doesn't understand indenting! LOL! Maybe Dijkstra was right when he said "Learning BASIC causes permanent brain damage." --> here http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3058625&cid=41137423 [slashdot.org]

#3 Forgets to mention his crowning achievement: apkapp2backgrounddaemonprocessengine.exe

* LOL Malware APK?

The notorious apkapp2backgrounddaemonprocessengine.exe is so dangerous that respected virus authority spynomore.com describes it as "Threat risk: High Risk. Very dangerous malware. Can log user's keyboard activity and take snapshots of the user's screen. Uses stealth installation and removal is very difficult"

#4 Forgets to name major corporation he "owns" LOL

Why? Because APK doesn't own one! Unlike people like Bill Gates, Thor Schrock, and Mitt Romney APK has never owned a company that had hundreds of people reliant on him for employment.

---

Proof of the efficacious of CA

CA [ca.com] [ca.com]
PestPatrol [pestpatrol.com] [pestpatrol.com]
SpywareDB [spywaredb.com] [spywaredb.com] ("Dangerous!")
Freedom Anti-Spyware [freedom.net] [freedom.net]
Spycheck (Spanish-language) - "Recomendacion: DESACTIVAR Y ELIMINAR" [spycheck.es] [spycheck.es]
Spyware No-More [spynomore.com] [spynomore.com] ("Threat risk: High risk", "Advice: Remove This is a very high risk threat and should be removed immediately as to prevent harm to your computer and / or to protect your privacy")

CA has actual programmers with actual experience working for commercial corporations. Do you have real world work experience Mr APK smartypants? LOL some of us "put up or shut up".

---

Real computer experts and users on APK:

Jeremy Reimer: "rather completely insane person who registered on ars a few years back, tried to spam his worthless do-nothing utility shareware junk, got roundly thrashed, and then started lashing out at anyone he could get his hands on"

Thor Schrock: "If I trusted every jerk who emailed me about why his spyware application is detected by our software I would go blue in the face."

"Kings Joker": "now i am lucky if i get 1 or 2 viruses a month. if you want my opinion if you stick to what APK says in his article about securing your computer then {...}| if you do get hit with viruses and spy ware then it will your own fault. "

Tom Hudson: "Thanks for the heads-up. How have I missed all this stupidity for so long"

Edsger Dijkstra: "Learning BASIC causes permanent brain damage."

Jay Little: "This individual is a menace to society and has proven himself to be a drain on the productivity for the millions of IT workers worldwide that spend so much

Long list of "achievements" APK but missing several important things:

#1 Typing diploma APK?

* Where is your typing diploma APK? LOL! You don't have one!

You prove you don't by not being able to spell simple words like "Schrock". LOL or should I say KERBLAMO!

#2 Python skills

"Skilled" APK can't even cut and paste Python without failing to indent it properly. LOL! Python, the Object Oriented COBOL and APK doesn't understand indenting! LOL! Maybe Dijkstra was right when he said "Learning BASIC causes permanent brain damage." --> here http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3058625&cid=41137423

#3 Forgets to mention his crowning achievement: apkapp2backgrounddaemonprocessengine.exe

* LOL Malware APK?

The notorious apkapp2backgrounddaemonprocessengine.exe is so dangerous that respected virus authority spynomore.com describes it as "Threat risk: High Risk. Very dangerous malware. Can log user's keyboard activity and take snapshots of the user's screen. Uses stealth installation and removal is very difficult"

#4 Forgets to name major corporation he "owns" LOL

Why? Because APK doesn't own one! Unlike people like Bill Gates, Thor Schrock, and Mitt Romney APK has never owned a company that had hundreds of people reliant on him for employment.

---

Proof of the efficacious of CA

CA [ca.com]
PestPatrol [pestpatrol.com]
SpywareDB [spywaredb.com] ("Dangerous!")
Freedom Anti-Spyware [freedom.net]
Spycheck (Spanish-language) - "Recomendacion: DESACTIVAR Y ELIMINAR" [spycheck.es]
Spyware No-More [spynomore.com] ("Threat risk: High risk", "Advice: Remove This is a very high risk threat and should be removed immediately as to prevent harm to your computer and / or to protect your privacy")

CA has actual programmers with actual experience working for commercial corporations. Do you have real world work experience Mr APK smartypants? LOL some of us "put up or shut up".

---

Real computer experts and users on APK:

Jeremy Reimer: "rather completely insane person who registered on ars a few years back, tried to spam his worthless do-nothing utility shareware junk, got roundly thrashed, and then started lashing out at anyone he could get his hands on"

Thor Schrock: "If I trusted every jerk who emailed me about why his spyware application is detected by our software I would go blue in the face."

"Kings Joker": "now i am lucky if i get 1 or 2 viruses a month. if you want my opinion if you stick to what APK says in his article about securing your computer then {...}| if you do get hit with viruses and spy ware then it will your own fault. "

Tom Hudson: "Thanks for the heads-up. How have I missed all this stupidity for so long"

Edsger Dijkstra: "Learning BASIC causes permanent brain damage."

Jay Little: "This individual is a menace to society and has proven himself to be a drain on the productivity for the millions of IT workers worldwide that spend so much time uncontrollably laughing at APK and his antics"

"squiggleslash": "At this point, Alexander Pete

"Learning BASIC causes permanent brain damage." - Edsger Dijkstra

"(Plus, lastly - My python code works, & 'CruTcHy' admitted it does, you ac trolling FOOL, lol!)" -- by Anonymous Coward on 2012-08-28 16:18 (#41155629)

LOL Mr Smartypants APK doesn't even have a typing diploma and is in no position to tell whether someone else said what he thinks he said!

---

Proof of the efficacious of CA

CA [ca.com]

  PestPatrol [pestpatrol.com]

  SpywareDB [spywaredb.com] ("Dangerous!")

  Freedom Anti-Spyware [freedom.net]

  Spycheck (Spanish-language) - "Recomendacion: DESACTIVAR Y ELIMINAR" [spycheck.es]

  Spyware No-More [spynomore.com] ("Threat risk: High risk", "Advice: Remove This is a very high risk threat and should be removed immediately as to prevent harm to your computer and / or to protect your privacy")

CA has actual programmers with actual experience working for commercial corporations. Do you have real world work experience Mr APK smartypants? LOL some of us "put up or shut up"! You can't even shut up as you don't have a typing diploma!

--

Do you have a typing diploma APK? CAn you even spell the surnames of major, real, business people like Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Thor Shrock, Larry Ellison, and Cherry Chevapravatdumrong? LOL you can't because you don't have one!

But I guess you've "Never been this far before" LOL -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V1fX-FvKW8

-- NAPK

P.S => Visual BASIC 3? LOL! ROFL!

P.P.S => I see you still don't know what big O is!

P.P.P.S => FOUR MILLION CLOCKCYCLES per HOSTNAME?! ROFL!

"Yes, & put it this way: I own a business that's SO SURE of monetary intake, it's not even funny (since I supply something every human being requires, as a BASIC need)." - by Anonymous Coward on 2012-08-24 9:49 (#41108583)

LOL! We already know you supply a "BASIC" need, your VB3 skills are top notch A "Pee" K! My guess is you don't do typing though, as you don't have a typing diploma!

Proof APK can't spell Schrock here ---> http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3058625&cid=41107859

Where is your Typing Diploma APK? I notice you don't answer! Proof of the efficacious of CA?

CA [ca.com] [ca.com]

PestPatrol [pestpatrol.com] [pestpatrol.com]

SpywareDB [spywaredb.com] [spywaredb.com] ("Dangerous!")

Freedom Anti-Spyware [freedom.net] [freedom.net]

Spycheck (Spanish-language) - "Recomendacion: DESACTIVAR Y ELIMINAR" [spycheck.es] [spycheck.es]

Spyware No-More [spynomore.com] [spynomore.com] ("Threat risk: High risk", "Advice: Remove This is a very high risk threat and should be removed immediately as to prevent harm to your computer and / or to protect your privacy")

CA has actual programmers with actual experience working for commercial corporations. Do you have real world work experience Mr APK smartypants? LOL some of us "put up or shut up".

---

"they got SOLD OFF after being caught in accounting FRAUD by the SEC!" - - by Anonymous Coward on 2012-08-24 9:49 (#41108583)

That's a strange way of saying someone bought them. You can't sell something unless it's any good. Have you ever sold anything APK? LOL!

These are real businesses: Sun Microsystems, DEC, Sinclair Research, CA, BellSouth. Know what they have in common? People wanted to buy them and paid big $$$. Some other businesses? Enron. The Dumont Network. APKWare LLC. Anyone bought them? No, because those businesses weren't worth buying.

--

"I also noticed you shut up about Big O too" - - by Anonymous Coward on 2012-08-24 9:49 (#41108583)

Oooh you think because you "answered" one question in my last message about it you actually prove you knew anything about it? I don't think so APK! I'm pretty sure you still think Big O has something to do with your sphincter!

And BTW I notice you didn't even bother commenting on the fact that I even admitted I was making fun of your posting style.

Still, need to go to bed now APK, you do, otherwise you'll be too tired to be driving Miss Daisy tomorrow! LOL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR0oZ2pnhyg

--- NAPK

P.S. => Do you have a Typing Diploma APK? I don't think you do, hence you don't answer! You can't even spell "Schrock"

P.P.S => I see from here --> http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3058625&cid=41080409 you have a dangerous piece of malware installed on your PC!! Proof hosts doesn't work!

P.P.P.S => VB3?! ROFL!

As usual the "trolls" lose again as seen here: http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3058625&cid=41100739

I run a REAL business, right now, & for years now... and Thor "SCHMUCK"? Well, looks like his buddies @ CA got SOLD OFF (after being caught in accounting scandals) - real "good people" he pals around with, eh? NOT! Birds of a Feather & all that... lol! by Anonymous Coward on 2012-08-23 17:09 (#41101483)

LOL so you admit you can't spell Schrock. Where is your typing diploma APK? You can't show it because you don't have one ROFL. And you admit CA's security department was good enough that it was BOUGHT by other companies, like a long line of VALUABLE corporations like Sun Microsystems, Sinclair Research, BellSouth, DEC, etc, etc. Has anyone tried to buy APKWare LLC? I think not! It takes two to tango LOL

---

Proof of the efficacious of CA?

CA [ca.com]

  PestPatrol [pestpatrol.com]

  SpywareDB [spywaredb.com] ("Dangerous!")

  Freedom Anti-Spyware [freedom.net]

  Spycheck (Spanish-language) - "Recomendacion: DESACTIVAR Y ELIMINAR" [spycheck.es]

  Spyware No-More [spynomore.com] ("Threat risk: High risk", "Advice: Remove This is a very high risk threat and should be removed immediately as to prevent harm to your computer and / or to protect your privacy")

CA has actual programmers with actual experience working for commercial corporations. Do you have real world work experience Mr APK smartypants? LOL some of us "put up or shut up".

---

(This was too easy... & I doubt, severely doubt, that Thor "Schmuck" has a CSC degree or an MIS degree either (any FOOL can start a business, it's as simple as getting a DBA)). by Anonymous Coward on 2012-08-23 17:09 (#41101483)

A real business with real employees? I don't think so APeeK LOL! It's one thing to run an LLC out of your basement but a real corporation, one of the most respected in Nebraska? You have to at least know how to spell people's names. Thor Schrock can spell your name, can you spell his? LOL YOU CAN'T because you don't have a typing diploma. As Miss Daisy would say "Slow down!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR0oZ2pnhyg

What absolutely staggers me here is that this is an obvious joke about your posting style and you don't get it, you'll respond to each reply with the same easily imitable crap. Anywho...

---- NAPK

P.S. => Visual BASIC 3? VISUAL BASIC 3!! LOL!

P.P.S => FOUR MILLION CLOCK CYCLES PER HOSTNAME? Seriously? LOL! Do you have a real computer science degree APK or one you bought from an online college? ROFL etc.

P.P.P.S => As "Han Solo" would say "Talk Backward I do not Because Yoda I am not!"

P.P.P.P.S => LOL! ROFL!

* Your own posting on Slashdot proves it? LOL! I want real evidence!

And Thor Schrock is smarter than you, he can, after all, write both his own name, and yours whereas you can't even write "Schrock" LOL. Show me your typing diploma. Do you have a typing diploma APK? You can't show me yours because you don't have one

You ran a REAL business? I don't think so! Real businesses are like CA, IBM, Schrock Associates, Oracle, Google, and Microsoft. You think you have industry experience just because you ran an "LLC" out of your basement? ROFL.

---

Proof of the efficacious of CA

CA [ca.com]

  PestPatrol [pestpatrol.com]

  SpywareDB [spywaredb.com] ("Dangerous!")

  Freedom Anti-Spyware [freedom.net]

  Spycheck (Spanish-language) - "Recomendacion: DESACTIVAR Y ELIMINAR" [spycheck.es]

  Spyware No-More [spynomore.com] ("Threat risk: High risk", "Advice: Remove This is a very high risk threat and should be removed immediately as to prevent harm to your computer and / or to protect your privacy")

CA has actual programmers with actual experience working for commercial corporations. Do you have real world work experience Mr APK smartypants? LOL some of us "put up or shut up". Troll no more APK!

--- NAPK

P.S => Visual BASIC 3? ROFL!!

P.P.S => For the "trolls" Big O is a measure of complexity, whereby the length of time, measured in cycles, of a looped operation is compared to the amount of data being processed. For example, a hash lookup is O(1), a search through a list is O(N) (because the number of operations is proportional, on average, to the number of items), and a bubblesort is O(n!) (I think, I can't remember, it's been a while since I did this.) The reason it's relevant to a hosts file generator is that if you use the wrong algorithms, you'll find that the length of time it takes to process your initial hosts list will increase exponentially, or worse, as you add more hosts.

P.P.P.S => That wasn't really for the "trolls", that was for you APK. I thought you might need it explaining to you.

P.P.P.P.S => FOUR MILLION CLOCK CYCLES PER HOSTNAME? Seriously? LOL! Do you have a real computer science degree APK or one you bought from an online college? ROFL etc.

Do you have a source that proves that it isn't malware? LOL you can't

---

Proof of the efficacious of CA

CA
  PestPatrol
  SpywareDB ("Dangerous!")
  Freedom Anti-Spyware
  Spycheck (Spanish-language) - "Recomendacion: DESACTIVAR Y ELIMINAR"
  Spyware No-More ("Threat risk: High risk", "Advice: Remove This is a very high risk threat and should be removed immediately as to prevent harm to your computer and / or to protect your privacy")

CA has actual programmers with actual experience working for commercial corporations. Do you have real world work experience Mr APK smartypants? LOL some of us "put up or shut up".

--- NAPK

P.S. => Just ask BILL GATES. When I asked him if he knew APK and whether APK was a good programmer he said "What? Who?" or would have done had I asked him.

P.P.S => More proof

* Thor Schrock, who knows about spyware and malware and has been known to manage a real business, said this about APK and his letters to him

If I trusted every jerk who emailed me about why his spyware application is detected by our software I would go blue in the face.

Do you manage a major corporation APK? Do you even live in Nebraska? ROFL I don't think so!

You dodged a bullet. I did some reading and apkapp2backgrounddaemonprocessengine.exe sounds like it's one of the most dangerous programs on the Internet, based upon the reviews below.

CA
PestPatrol
SpywareDB ("Dangerous!")
Freedom Anti-Spyware
Spycheck (Spanish-language) - "Recomendacion: DESACTIVAR Y ELIMINAR"
Spyware No-More ("Threat risk: High risk", "Advice: Remove This is a very high risk threat and should be removed immediately as to prevent harm to your computer and / or to protect your privacy")

Based upon the above, I'd say better advice than simply restoring your Slackware .wine directory would be to completely lowlevel format the drives. I hope you haven't kept your PC connected to the Internet since you installed the app.

Why isn't "ping" listed thus? It could issue a "ping of death".

No, it can't. Do you even know what the "ping of death" is?

Why isn't Spybot Search & Destroy?? It alters a HOSTS file.

Because there's nothing wrong with software modifying the HOSTS file per-se, especially in the context of actually trying to remove malware.

Your app got blacklisted because it hid running applications. And who blacklisted it? Amongst others:

CA - listed as "Any tool that might be used in planning an attack on a system, developing tools for such an attack, or performing it."
PestPatrol (They're still removing it)
SpywareDB ("Dangerous!")
Freedom Anti-Spyware
Spycheck (Spanish-language) - "Recomendacion: DESACTIVAR Y ELIMINAR"
Spyware No-More ("Threat risk: High risk", "Advice: Remove This is a very high risk threat and should be removed immediately as to prevent harm to your computer and / or to protect your privacy")

I'm disappointed in the length of your answer BTW. Please review the original requirements and respond to this with a more APKish answer.

It may be that the reason for APK's existence is to serve as a warning to others.

Ever done anything bad, completely unintentionally? Alexander Peter Kowalski fits the bill. He's the author of a tool, apkapp2backgrounddaemonprocessengine, considered malware by a large number of anti-malware companies and organizations. He probably wrote it in good faith, but the reality is that it's a product that can be used easily and effectively to hide spyware on a computer. So many anti-malware organizations have flagged it as majorly dangerous.

CA
PestPatrol
SpywareDB ("Dangerous!")
Freedom Anti-Spyware
Spycheck (Spanish-language) - "Recomendacion: DESACTIVAR Y ELIMINAR"
Spyware No-More ("Threat risk: High risk", "Advice: Remove This is a very high risk threat and should be removed immediately as to prevent harm to your computer and / or to protect your privacy")

To add insult to injury, Kowalski doesn't handle criticism maturely. See here for an example of Kowalski going about dealing with negative material on the Internets in entirely the wrong way.

So if you read material by APK, just remember that while he apparently has a lot of degrees in computer something or other, he's not terribly smart when it comes to the whole forward thinking thing.

It may be that the reason for APK's existence is to serve as a warning to others.

Ever done anything bad, completely unintentionally? Alexander Peter Kowalski fits the bill. He's the author of a tool, apkapp2backgrounddaemonprocessengine, considered malware by a large number of anti-malware companies and organizations. He probably wrote it in good faith, but the reality is that it's a product that can be used easily and effectively to hide spyware on a computer. So many anti-malware organizations have flagged it as majorly dangerous.

CA
PestPatrol
SpywareDB ("Dangerous!")
Freedom Anti-Spyware
Spycheck (Spanish-language) - "Recomendacion: DESACTIVAR Y ELIMINAR"
Spyware No-More ("Threat risk: High risk", "Advice: Remove This is a very high risk threat and should be removed immediately as to prevent harm to your computer and / or to protect your privacy")

To add insult to injury, Kowalski doesn't handle criticism maturely. See here for an example of Kowalski going about dealing with negative material on the Internets in entirely the wrong way.

So if you read material by APK, just remember that while he apparently has a lot of degrees in computer something or other, he's not terribly smart when it comes to the whole forward thinking thing.

http://www.ca.com/us/securityadvisor/pest/pest.aspx?id=51276
http://www.pestpatrol.com/zks/pestinfo/a/apkapp2backgrounddaemonprocessengine.asp
http://www.spywaredb.com/remove-apkapp2backgrounddaemonprocessengine/
http://sw.freedom.net/portal/swportal?partnerid=20&lang=fr&component=spyware&spyware=apkapp2backgrounddaemonprocessengine&option=fulldisplay

You may not like it, you may have done it accidentally (though with your determination to slander the anti-malware community and promote snake-oil "anti-virus" solutions with demonstrable flaws, and an unwillingness to address those flaws, suggests bad faith on your part), but you are, objectively, an author of software considered malware by the wider community.

Libel kinda sorta requires the allegation be false. The allegation you write malware does, well, appear to be true now, doesn't it?

Oh look, it's the troll that's been stalking Clone53421, Squiggleslash, Falconhell, GM Howell, Red Flayer, and Tom Hudson.

For those new to this, the troll is someone claiming to be a defender of a certain Alexander Peter Kowalski, the author of a tool, apkapp2backgrounddaemonprocessengine, generally considered malware by a large number of anti-malware companies and organizations.

CA
PestPatrol
SpywareDB ("Dangerous!")
Freedom Anti-Spyware
Spycheck (Spanish-language) - "Recomendacion: DESACTIVAR Y ELIMINAR"
Spyware No-More ("Threat risk: High risk", "Advice: Remove This is a very high risk threat and should be removed immediately as to prevent harm to your computer and / or to protect your privacy")

Mr Kowalski, or his admirer, got upset because someone had the audacity to link to a threat describing Kowalski's attempts to remove some embarrassing comments posted under his name. Rather than deal with it maturely, this person has been attempting to stalk said poster and those who pointed out Kowalski wasn't doing himself any favors.

So if you see these comments posted as replies to clone, squiggleslash, GM Howell, Falconhell, Red Flayer, or Tom, now you know why they're appearing. And if you feel like joining in, making it clear to Mr Kowalski that spamming, sliming, and stalking are unacceptable, well, come on in, the water's lovely!

Oh look, it's the troll that's been stalking Clone53421, Squiggleslash, Falconhell, GM Howell, Red Flayer, and Tom Hudson.

For those new to this, the troll is someone claiming to be a defender of a certain Alexander Peter Kowalski, the author of a tool, apkapp2backgrounddaemonprocessengine, generally considered malware by a large number of anti-malware companies and organizations.

CA
PestPatrol
SpywareDB ("Dangerous!")
Freedom Anti-Spyware
Spycheck (Spanish-language) - "Recomendacion: DESACTIVAR Y ELIMINAR"
Spyware No-More ("Threat risk: High risk", "Advice: Remove This is a very high risk threat and should be removed immediately as to prevent harm to your computer and / or to protect your privacy")

Mr Kowalski, or his admirer, got upset because someone had the audacity to link to a threat describing Kowalski's attempts to remove some embarrassing comments posted under his name. Rather than deal with it maturely, this person has been attempting to stalk said poster and those who pointed out Kowalski wasn't doing himself any favors.

So if you see these comments posted as replies to clone, squiggleslash, GM Howell, Falconhell, Red Flayer, or Tom, now you know why they're appearing. And if you feel like joining in, making it clear to Mr Kowalski that spamming, sliming, and stalking are unacceptable, well, come on in, the water's lovely!

Oh look, it's the troll that's been stalking Clone53421, Squiggleslash, Falconhell, GM Howell, Red Flayer, and Tom Hudson.

For those new to this, the troll is someone claiming to be a defender of a certain Alexander Peter Kowalski, the author of a tool, apkapp2backgrounddaemonprocessengine, generally considered malware by a large number of anti-malware companies and organizations.

CA
PestPatrol
SpywareDB ("Dangerous!")
Freedom Anti-Spyware
Spycheck (Spanish-language) - "Recomendacion: DESACTIVAR Y ELIMINAR"
Spyware No-More ("Threat risk: High risk", "Advice: Remove This is a very high risk threat and should be removed immediately as to prevent harm to your computer and / or to protect your privacy")

Mr Kowalski, or his admirer, got upset because someone had the audacity to link to a threat describing Kowalski's attempts to remove some embarrassing comments posted under his name. Rather than deal with it maturely, this person has been attempting to stalk said poster and those who pointed out Kowalski wasn't doing himself any favors.

So if you see these comments posted as replies to clone, squiggleslash, GM Howell, Falconhell, Red Flayer, or Tom, now you know why they're appearing. And if you feel like joining in, making it clear to Mr Kowalski that spamming, sliming, and stalking are unacceptable, well, come on in, the water's lovely!

Oh look, it's the troll that's been stalking Clone53421, Squiggleslash, GM Howell, and Tom Hudson.

For those new to this, the troll is someone claiming to be a defender of a certain Alexander Peter Kowalski, the author of a tool, apkapp2backgrounddaemonprocessengine, generally considered malware by a large number of anti-malware companies and organizations.

CA
PestPatrol
SpywareDB ("Dangerous!")
Freedom Anti-Spyware
Spycheck (Spanish-language) - "Recomendacion: DESACTIVAR Y ELIMINAR"
Spyware No-More ("Threat risk: High risk", "Advice: Remove This is a very high risk threat and should be removed immediately as to prevent harm to your computer and / or to protect your privacy")

Mr Kowalski, or his admirer, got upset because someone had the audacity to link to a threat describing Kowalski's attempts to remove some embarrassing comments posted under his name. Rather than deal with it maturely, this person has been attempting to stalk said poster and those who pointed out Kowalski wasn't doing himself any favors.

So if you see these comments posted as replies to clone, squiggleslash, gmhowell, or Tom, now you know why they're appearing. And if you feel like joining in, making it clear to Mr Kowalski that spamming, sliming, and stalking are unacceptable, well, come on in, the water's lovely!

Keep digging.

Oh look, it's the troll that's been stalking Falconhell, Clone53421, Squiggleslash, Tom Hudson, Red Flayer, and GMHowell.

For those new to this, the troll is someone claiming to be a defender of a certain Alexander Peter Kowalski, the author of a tool, apkapp2backgrounddaemonprocessengine, generally considered malware by a large number of anti-malware companies and organizations.

CA
PestPatrol
SpywareDB("Dangerous!")
Freedom Anti-Spyware
Spycheck (Spanish-language) - "Recomendacion: DESACTIVAR Y ELIMINAR"
Spyware No-More ("Threat risk: High risk", "Advice: Remove This is a very high risk threat and should be removed immediately as to prevent harm to your computer and / or to protect your privacy")

Mr Kowalski, or his admirer, got upset because someone had the audacity to link to a threat describing Kowalski's attempts to remove some embarrassing comments posted under his name. Rather than deal with it maturely, this person has been attempting to stalk said poster and those who pointed out Kowalski wasn't doing himself any favors.

So if you see these comments posted as replies to Falconhell, clone, squiggleslash, Tom Hudson, Red Flayer, or GM Howell, now you know why they're appearing. And if you feel like joining in, well, come on in, the water's lovely!

For those new to this, the troll is someone claiming to be a defender of a certain Alexander Peter Kowalski, the author of a tool, apkapp2backgrounddaemonprocessengine, generally considered malware by a large number of anti-malware companies and organizations.

CA
PestPatrol
SpywareDB ("Dangerous!")
Freedom Anti-Spyware
Spycheck (Spanish-language) : "Recomendacion: DESACTIVAR Y ELIMINAR"
Spyware No-More("Threat risk: High risk", "Advice: Remove This is a very high risk threat and should be removed immediately as to prevent harm to your computer and / or to protect your privacy")

Mr Kowalski, or his admirer, got upset because someone had the audacity to link to a threat describing Kowalski's attempts to remove some embarrassing comments posted under his name. Rather than deal with it maturely, this person has been attempting to stalk said poster and those who pointed out Kowalski wasn't doing himself any favors.

So if you see these comments posted as replies to clone, squiggleslash, Tom Hudson, or GM Howell, now you know why they're appearing. And if you feel like joining in, well, come on in, the water's lovely!

Oh look, it's the troll that's been stalking Clone53421, Squiggleslash, GM Howell, and Tom Hudson.

For those new to this, the troll is someone claiming to be a defender of a certain Alexander Peter Kowalski, the author of a tool, apkapp2backgrounddaemonprocessengine, generally considered malware by a large number of anti-malware companies and organizations.

CA
PestPatrol
SpywareDB ("Dangerous!")
Freedom Anti-Spyware
Spycheck (Spanish-language) - "Recomendacion: DESACTIVAR Y ELIMINAR"
Spyware No-More ("Threat risk: High risk", "Advice: Remove This is a very high risk threat and should be removed immediately as to prevent harm to your computer and / or to protect your privacy")

Mr Kowalski, or his admirer, got upset because someone had the audacity to link to a threat describing Kowalski's attempts to remove some embarrassing comments posted under his name. Rather than deal with it maturely, this person has been attempting to stalk said poster and those who pointed out Kowalski wasn't doing himself any favors.

So if you see these comments posted as replies to clone, squiggleslash, gmhowell, or Tom, now you know why they're appearing. And if you feel like joining in, making it clear to Mr Kowalski that spamming, sliming, and stalking are unacceptable, well, come on in, the water's lovely!

For those new to this, the troll is someone claiming to be a defender of a certain Alexander Peter Kowalski, the author of a tool, apkapp2backgrounddaemonprocessengine, generally considered malware by a large number of anti-malware companies and organizations.

CA
PestPatrol
SpywareDB ("Dangerous!")
Freedom Anti-Spyware
Spycheck (Spanish-language) - "Recomendacion: DESACTIVAR Y ELIMINAR"
Spyware No-More("Threat risk: High risk", "Advice: Remove This is a very high risk threat and should be removed immediately as to prevent harm to your computer and / or to protect your privacy")

Mr Kowalski, or his admirer, got upset because someone had the audacity to link to a threat describing Kowalski's attempts to remove some embarrassing comments posted under his name. Rather than deal with it maturely, this person has been attempting to stalk said poster and those who pointed out Kowalski wasn't doing himself any favors.

So if you see these comments posted as replies to clone, squiggleslash, Tom Hudson, or GM Howell, now you know why they're appearing. And if you feel like joining in, well, come on in, the water's lovely!

Oh look, it's the troll that's been stalking Clone53421, Squiggleslash, Tom Hudson, and now GM Howell too.

For those new to this, the troll is someone claiming to be a defender of a certain Alexander Peter Kowalski, the author of a tool, apkapp2backgrounddaemonprocessengine, generally considered malware by a large number of anti-malware companies and organizations.

CA

PestPatrol

SpywareDB ("Dangerous!")

Freedom Anti-Spyware

Spycheck (Spanish-language) - "Recomendacion: DESACTIVAR Y ELIMINAR"

Spyware No-More ("Threat risk: High risk", "Advice: Remove This is a very high risk threat and should be removed immediately as to prevent harm to your computer and / or to protect your privacy")

Mr Kowalski, or his admirer, got upset because someone had the audacity to link to a threat describing Kowalski's attempts to remove some embarrassing comments posted under his name. Rather than deal with it maturely, this person has been attempting to stalk said poster and those who pointed out Kowalski wasn't doing himself any favors.

So if you see these comments posted as replies to clone, squiggleslash, gmhowell, or Tom, now you know why they're appearing. And if you feel like joining in, making it clear to Mr Kowalski that spamming, sliming, and stalking are unacceptable, well, come on in, the water's lovely!

Oh look, it's the troll that's been stalking Clone53421, Squiggleslash, and Tom Hudson.

For those new to this, the troll is someone claiming to be a defender of a certain Alexander Peter Kowalski, the author of a tool, apkapp2backgrounddaemonprocessengine, generally considered malware by a large number of anti-malware companies and organizations.

CA

PestPatrol

SpywareDB ("Dangerous!")

Freedom Anti-Spyware

Spycheck (Spanish-language) - "Recomendacion: DESACTIVAR Y ELIMINAR"

Spyware No-More ("Threat risk: High risk", "Advice: Remove This is a very high risk threat and should be removed immediately as to prevent harm to your computer and / or to protect your privacy")

Mr Kowalski, or his admirer, got upset because someone had the audacity to link to a threat describing Kowalski's attempts to remove some embarrassing comments posted under his name. Rather than deal with it maturely, this person has been attempting to stalk said poster and those who pointed out Kowalski wasn't doing himself any favors.

So if you see these comments posted as replies to clone, squiggleslash, or Tom, now you know why they're appearing. And if you feel like joining in, making it clear to Mr Kowalski that spamming, sliming, and stalking are unacceptable, well, come on in, the water's lovely!

Oh look, it's the troll that's been stalking Clone53421, Squiggleslash, and Tom Hudson.

For those new to this, the troll is someone claiming to be a defender of a certain Alexander Peter Kowalski, the author of a tool, apkapp2backgrounddaemonprocessengine, generally considered malware by a large number of anti-malware companies and organizations.

CA

PestPatrol

SpywareDB ("Dangerous!")

Freedom Anti-Spyware

Spycheck (Spanish-language) - "Recomendacion: DESACTIVAR Y ELIMINAR"

Spyware No-More ("Threat risk: High risk", "Advice: Remove This is a very high risk threat and should be removed immediately as to prevent harm to your computer and / or to protect your privacy")

Mr Kowalski, or his admirer, got upset because someone had the audacity to link to a threat describing Kowalski's attempts to remove some embarrassing comments posted under his name. Rather than deal with it maturely, this person has been attempting to stalk said poster and those who pointed out Kowalski wasn't doing himself any favors.

So if you see these comments posted as replies to clone, squiggleslash, or Tom, now you know why they're appearing. And if you feel like joining in, making it clear to Mr Kowalski that spamming, sliming, and stalking are unacceptable, well, come on in, the water's lovely!

Oh look, it's the troll that's been stalking Clone53421, Squiggleslash, and Tom Hudson.

For those new to this, the troll is someone claiming to be a defender of a certain Alexander Peter Kowalski, the author of a tool, apkapp2backgrounddaemonprocessengine, generally considered malware by a large number of anti-malware companies and organizations.

CA
PestPatrol
SpywareDB ("Dangerous!")
Freedom Anti-Spyware
Spycheck (Spanish-language) - "Recomendacion: DESACTIVAR Y ELIMINAR"
Spyware No-More ("Threat risk: High risk", "Advice: Remove This is a very high risk threat and should be removed immediately as to prevent harm to your computer and / or to protect your privacy")

Mr Kowalski, or his admirer, got upset because someone had the audacity to link to a threat describing Kowalski's attempts to remove some embarrassing comments posted under his name. Rather than deal with it maturely, this person has been attempting to stalk said poster and those who pointed out Kowalski wasn't doing himself any favors.

So if you see these comments posted as replies to clone, squiggleslash, or Tom, now you know why they're appearing. And if you feel like joining in, making it clear to Mr Kowalski that spamming, sliming, and stalking are unacceptable, well, come on in, the water's lovely!

For those new to this, the troll is someone claiming to be a defender of a certain Alexander Peter Kowalski, the author of a tool, apkapp2backgrounddaemonprocessengine, generally considered malware by a large number of anti-malware companies and organizations.

CA
PestPatrol
SpywareDB ("Dangerous!")
Freedom Anti-Spyware
Spycheck (Spanish-language) - "Recomendacion: DESACTIVAR Y ELIMINAR"
Spyware No-More ("Threat risk: High risk", "Advice: Remove This is a very high risk threat and should be removed immediately as to prevent harm to your computer and / or to protect your privacy")

Mr Kowalski, or his admirer, got upset because someone had the audacity to link to a threat describing Kowalski's attempts to remove some embarrassing comments posted under his name. Rather than deal with it maturely, this person has been attempting to stalk said poster and those who pointed out Kowalski wasn't doing himself any favors.

So if you see these comments posted as replies to clone [slashdot.org], squiggleslash, or Tom, now you know why they're appearing. And if you feel like joining in, well, come on in, the water's lovely!

Oh look, it's the troll that's been stalking Clone53421, Squiggleslash, and now Tom.

For those new to this, the troll is someone claiming to be a defender of a certain Alexander Peter Kowalski, the author of a tool, apkapp2backgrounddaemonprocessengine, generally considered malware by a large number of anti-malware companies and organizations.

CA
PestPatrol
SpywareDB ("Dangerous!")
Freedom Anti-Spyware
Spycheck (Spanish-language) - "Recomendacion: DESACTIVAR Y ELIMINAR"
Spyware No-More ("Threat risk: High risk", "Advice: Remove This is a very high risk threat and should be removed immediately as to prevent harm to your computer and / or to protect your privacy")

Mr Kowalski, or his admirer, got upset because someone had the audacity to link to a threat describing Kowalski's attempts to remove some embarrassing comments posted under his name. Rather than deal with it maturely, this person has been attempting to stalk said poster and those who pointed out Kowalski wasn't doing himself any favors.

So if you see these comments posted as replies to clone, squiggleslash, or Tom, now you know why they're appearing. And if you feel like joining in, well, come on in, the water's lovely!

squiggleslash = malware maker? (Score:1)

That's an interesting claim given it's from the author (or someone pretending to be a "fan" of the "author") of apkapp2backgrounddaemonprocessengine.exe:

CA
PestPatrol
SpywareDB ("Dangerous!")
Freedom Anti-Spyware
Spycheck (Spanish-language) - "Recomendacion: DESACTIVAR Y ELIMINAR"
Spyware No-More [spynomore.com] ("Threat risk: High risk", "Advice: Remove This is a very high risk threat and should be removed immediately as to prevent harm to your computer and / or to protect your privacy")

There is one person involved in this conversation who has written software identified as "malware" by the security community. That person is the one promoting the idea of using a HOSTS file to block malware. That same person says that even after using HOSTS the way they claim, they're getting hit by two viruses a month, two more than the vast majority of Windows users.

Your gall is astonishing.

No, a good reason for putting down HOSTS as a solution to anything is when the person proposing it as a "solution" admits it doesn't work by admitting that using the scheme they get two viruses a month, which is two more than the vast majority of Windows users.

I suspect the real reason why you're proposing HOSTS is because you're desperate to prevent people giving money to the anti-malware companies. And why would that be?

CA
PestPatrol
SpywareDB ("Dangerous!")
Freedom Anti-Spyware
Spycheck (Spanish-language) - "Recomendacion: DESACTIVAR Y ELIMINAR"
Spyware No-More ("Threat risk: High risk", "Advice: Remove This is a very high risk threat and should be removed immediately as to prevent harm to your computer and / or to protect your privacy")

(...there's quite a few more links too. Want me to post more? Just ask!)

Was considering starting off a project like this a week or so ago.

Will be good to contribute to an open source project like this.

Though when http://freedom.net/ tried this years ago they suddenly stopped it.. Was not sure if this was due to legal issues or server strain.

ok here are some examples though some cost a little.

Most IRC servers support ssl. in BitchX do:-

BitchX -SSL irc.foo.com 7000 (could be .com:7000) most servers tell you what the correct port is for ssl.

Xchat has the ssl libraries static so you can use it in windows aswell. /server -SSL irc.foo.com 7000

both clients suffer on openbsd though so just setup stunnel if required I think they are both ok on freebsd now but not checked.

Newsgroups - well this is not a free option www.easynews.com offer secure connections and ssl downloads https://secure.members.easynews.com but can be a bit expensive.. or just use the ssl port on the easynews nntp server.

www
Again only free if you look hard enough but http://dmoz.org/Computers/Internet/Proxying_and_Fi ltering/Hosted_Proxy_Services/ supply some good subscription based proxy services which just setup a vpn through your browser so no need to install a client.
http://red-library.com/ have a proxy section if you don't care about encryption for normal browsing though.

years ago they was a very cool client from http://www.freedom.net/ I have not tried it recently due to staying with linux and openbsd. But it would encrypt any of your traffic through its servers, encrypted in layers which was rather hard to trace...

here is a small writeup on onion routing. http://zoo.cs.yale.edu/classes/cs490/00-01b/oh.jas on.jeo8/section5.html

they are alternatives some odd p2p implementations floating around ect.

As always things can be used for bad aswell as good.. does not mean such services should seise to exist :)

hope this helps

1. Theoretically, it is impossible to have anonymous communication on the Internet.
2. In practice it is a balance of resources. The trick is that it is much cheaper to publish contents anonymously, than to trace the origin of an information. Therefore projects like Hacktivismo - Six/Four, Crowds, Freedom-Net, Tarzan, Onion-Routing, etc. make sense.

Furthermore, it is often the content which speaks more about the authorship, than the chain of technical events that leads to the publishing of the information. In Slashdot, for example, I have chosen not to show my e-mail, etc., but by reading my comments even a 10-years old kid can make a deduction about my real identity. Does it make sense for me to use IP-tunneling then?

Finally, I do not understand the author. He just seems pissed. Maybe he will reconsider his opinion and revive the project. Is he sick from the lies (?) about the crypto-protocols used in the software which is written? IMHO the theory proves quite stable and if there is a room for attacks it is more in the implementations than in the protocols themselves. How many broken cryptosystems do you recollect (I know, I know "the knapsack", but it got broken on the conference on which it was presented).

Still, even with this project retreating, the subject remains interesting.

I use something called an EZ-Pass,...Yeah. I know they could use it to track me. They could somehow link it back to my bank account.

As a general rule I don't worry as much about the government. If the government is out to get me, I'm boned.

However, consider the ramifications of an individual out to get you. If the government has the information, you have to consider that a dirty government agent might sell it

Of course, who might attack you? Now, maybe you live the boring life and have no potential enemies. Good for you, everyone should be so lucky. But many people do have to worry. Get into a messy divorce? Your ex-spouse may be interested in whatever dirt they can dig up on you. Perhaps your religious views are unpopular where you live, but you can't afford to move. Someone who hates your religion might notice that the times and locations of your trips correspond to visiting a religious site.

jeeze, remember standing in line at the bank to get a check cashed?

Not really. I only started banking after ATMs were moderately common. Thanks to people using ATMs, my bank usually has no lines. I find it funny to occasionally pass busy ATMs to arrive at my line-free bank.

He has no spare or leisure time because the very housekeeping of life takes him twice or three times as long as it does the rest of us.

I find that surprising. I do most (but not all) of the same things he does and I find it has little to no impact on my life. It really doesn't take any longer. I'm a bit baffled as to how not using an affinity card takes more time.

That said, maybe those remaining things he does make the difference...

He no longer uses his home computer because he's convinced that his ISP (Verizon) has nothing better to do than to track his every move online. ... doesn't visit ATM's

I suspect your brother is getting a bit unhinged. Part of making decisions like these is seriously considering what the risk is. There aren't any real privacy implications of using an ATM provided you consistently use a small set in locations already associated with you. Using the ATM in your grocery store links you to the grocery store. But using the ATM nearest to your home or office just links you to using convient ATMs. Not using his computer? At all? Or just online? There are solutions, and if you're completely unwilling to trust anyone, well, he needs some help.

For some reason, I place sneaky library books squarely in the "don't sweat this" category. At least for now.

Freedom to read is an essential element for democracy. To ensure that everyone has this freedom, we have public libraries to help ensure that everyone, no matter how poor, can learn on their own. To really have freedom to read, you need freedom to read anonymously. If you're afraid of the ramifications of reading something, you are effectively censoring it. Another wave of McCarthyism might drum up another irrational wave of hatred of communism. Suddenly a list of who has checked out and read Karl Marx's books would be very useful for tracking down people deemed to be unamerican. Perhaps the list was gained from library records (a reason many libraries do not maintain records longer than necessary), or through hidden RFID monitors on the sidewalk by the library scanning your books and your RFID library card (or one of the many other RFID items purchased on your credit card). As a friend pointed out, "Once you've burned the books, you have to track down everyone who read the books and burn them too."

It's highly unlikely, but government must be held to the highest standards.

To securely browse the Internet, Freedom WebSecure customers must login with their usernames and passwords. This is always done in a secure manner, e.g. using encrypted SSL connections, to prevent unauthorized interception.

nice

To ensure the fastest service and minimal performance degradation, Zero-Knowledge does not collect or store any information about WebSecure customers' online browsing activities.

the above paragraph giveth

Please note that, in some exceptional instances, we may need to log certain traffic data, for example, in order to detect and diagnose technical problems, prevent network abuse, or if compelled to do so by law

while that one taketh away--emphasis mine

"Compelled to do so by law" could mean anything from an airtight subpoena to some random LEO flashing a badge and asking nicely. Thus, this service is only useful for protecting against casual snooping. It's strong point is that it uses an ActiveX control and can easily be used on (non-locked down) public machines.

To securely browse the Internet, Freedom WebSecure customers must login with their usernames and passwords. This is always done in a secure manner, e.g. using encrypted SSL connections, to prevent unauthorized interception.

nice

To ensure the fastest service and minimal performance degradation, Zero-Knowledge does not collect or store any information about WebSecure customers' online browsing activities.

the above paragraph giveth

Please note that, in some exceptional instances, we may need to log certain traffic data, for example, in order to detect and diagnose technical problems, prevent network abuse, or if compelled to do so by law

while that one taketh away--emphasis mine

"Compelled to do so by law" could mean anything from an airtight subpoena to some random LEO flashing a badge and asking nicely. Thus, this service is only useful for protecting against casual snooping. It's strong point is that it uses an ActiveX control and can easily be used on (non-locked down) public machines.

Hahahahahahahahaha. That's the funnyest thing I heard in a long time. I wish it were true though, that way I would have a cool car with switching lincence plates and machine guns. On a more serious note, check out WebSecure. anonymous ZK employee

It's difficult to tell what will be the attributes of any method that will exist, but it's not hard to give requirements. I'll use the word "spyee" to mean the person whose data is being stored.

* First of all, it cannot be done without people's permission. Every single piece of info that is stored MUST be there with the spyee's knowledge and consent. If someone wants to store their sexual preference or medical records, etc. etc. let them, but don't reqiure me to tell you my SSN / Credit Card info.

* Second: It MUST be distributed. This is because it can work iff (if and only if) the spyee retains ownership and complete rights to his data. Nobody else can even think for a minute that they own it. Even if they store it. It's paramount that each spyee's info be broken up and different chunks stored on different computers. In this sence, it would work like The Eternity Service (here's even more info) or (my favorite), Freenet.

*Third, Every piece of info must be stored encrypted. Let the user's browser have a session keys. Let the user have a few keys. That way, the user can access his data (with the help of front-end programs) and he can have a stupid form filler, but the company or Skriptkidd1e can't use it.

*This MUST be a subscription service. I believe that it would be far too expensive for advertising to be the source of driving revenue. The storer MUST NOT be able to sell the data, thus depriving him of that form of revenue as well.

*The user can pay the same way as payment worked in ZKS FREEDOM - The user bought an activation number and used it to buy the service - but the end user name _cannot_ be traced to the person who bought it (Hence "zeroknowledge"). It was awesome!

This can be accomplished quite easily, and built in to any UI so that working it requires minimal gray matter. I think that the best way would be to store it on freenet. It takes care of all the above problems, but introduces one of its own: data expiration.
Reply and tell me what you think, this topic is fascinating.

Or borrowing the Perl TMTOWTDI, you could also use any number of Ad Filters out on the market. I personally like the Freedom Privacy client [freedom.net].