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GNAA gives you clarity of insight tsarkon reports by Anonymous Coward · 2003-11-05 11:29 · Score: -1, Troll · on Fedora Core 1 Released

GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to any of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.easynews.com as one of the EFNet servers.
If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.

If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

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Re:Agent Smith files for Chapter 11 by Anonymous Coward · 2003-11-05 08:57 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Voyager 1 Reaches Interstellar Space

Check out these excelent pictures it took of Uranus!

Re:2004 promises to be interesting by Anonymous Coward · 2003-11-05 06:53 · Score: 0 · on Trouble Getting to SpamCop?

See how this connects to the anti-spam and anti-virus corporations profit from buggy Microsoft software and OS gaping holes.

So you mean goatse.cx is part of the spam and virus problem?

Oh. OS gaping holes, not just gaping holes in general...

question related to book by Anonymous Coward · 2003-11-05 04:29 · Score: -1, Troll · on The Visual Display of Quantitative Information

how can one visually quantify how gay slashdot is? Answer = goatse

Re:First p0st! by Anonymous Coward · 2003-11-04 14:31 · Score: 0 · on Novell Announces Agreement to Acquire SUSE

I recommend this as Ximian wallpaper.

First Yoshisex Post! by Anonymous Coward · 2003-11-04 13:20 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on FCC Adopts Broadcast Flag Scheme

Check out the amazing Yoshi girl and her playful tentacle friend! Rides starting soon at $29.99 (Saddle not included; children ride for half-price).

Yoshi-girl is genetically engineered to be in constant sexual heat and is guaranteed to pounce on even the smelliest nerd with little coaxing! Spending a few hours with Yoshi-girl is sure to be the most gratifying experience you've had in years. Don't believe us? Just look at these testimonials from previous customers:

Hunched over in that uncomfortable chair writing Linux kernel code all day was really tense. Human girls wouldn't come near me, but Yoshi-girl treated me like I was the last man on Earth. Two thumbs up!
-- Linus Torvalds

Sure she's not human, but it sure beats all the sleazy Mexican whores I've been with, and believe me, I've been with more than you can count. You go Yoshi!
-- Miguel De Icaza

You gotta love the 2-foot-long tongue.
-- Richard Stallman

Official webpage with registration info and pricing coming soon, be patient /.'ers. In the meantime try these other quality sites for all your horny geek fanboy needs:

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tsarkon reports on lots of things. by Anonymous Coward · 2003-11-04 13:01 · Score: -1, Troll · on Gold Beads Can Fight Cancer, Too

GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to any of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.easynews.com as one of the EFNet servers.
If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.

If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

This post brought to you by Tsarkon Reports , a psychotic troll.

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Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · 2003-11-04 10:22 · Score: 0 · on Microsoft Looks At Other Search Engines

I wonder if Microsoft really wants a search engine to help their security experts find their own asses with both hands in the dark.

You mean goatse.cx?

Re:MY GREASED YODA DOLL'S FROSTY Ps0t IS ON TEH SP by Anonymous Coward · 2003-11-04 09:32 · Score: 0 · on Microsoft Looks At Other Search Engines

Here you are, get on TEH SPOKE!

Re:Not quite "fair" politically. by Anonymous Coward · 2003-11-04 01:39 · Score: 0 · on GNU-Darwin: Three Years of Free Software Activism

We've found you! I bet you liked it, too.

Re:tsarkon reports cock licking slashdotters by Anonymous Coward · 2003-11-03 22:21 · Score: -1, Troll · on Netcraft Claims Apache Now Runs 2/3rds Of The Web

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Re:Moderators beware, parent is a liar by Anonymous Coward · 2003-11-03 19:07 · Score: 0 · on LinuxAnt's DriverLoader Loads Centrino Drivers

Parent-post is wrong.

Grandparent-post claiming that Grand-Grandparent-post contains a link to really really nasty site showing the picture of a man with a wide ripped-open anus is right.

Will they have G.O.A.T.S.E. support? by Anonymous Coward · 2003-11-03 01:22 · Score: -1, Troll · on Compiere on Postgres/MySQL

A database is a toy without G.O.A.T.S.E. support. No, I don't mean that man stretching his rectum at goatse.cx, I mean Georeplication Over ADBC Tunnelling Subkey Encryption. If you don't know what it means, then you don't deserve your job as a DBA.

Re:It Gets Worse by Anonymous Coward · 2003-11-02 12:55 · Score: 0 · on Software Installation/Update via Internet Patented

He doesnt go to those sites. He doesnt accidently go to any porn sites. Except for the occasional link.

Re:More and more data by Anonymous Coward · 2003-11-02 05:37 · Score: 0 · on 800 Megs of Data Per Person Last Year?

you can retrieve an "assload" of information, but it's not pretty

Re:Nice, but by Anonymous Coward · 2003-11-01 13:26 · Score: 0 · on Alien vs. Predator Movie Trailer Available

How about...

"Geeks vs. Soap"
"Geeks vs. A Social Life"
"GNAA vs. First Posters"

Re:Nice, but by Anonymous Coward · 2003-11-01 13:26 · Score: 0 · on Alien vs. Predator Movie Trailer Available

How about...

"Geeks vs. Soap"
"Geeks vs. A Social Life"
"GNAA vs. First Posters"

Attn webmaster of goatse.cx/hick.org by Anonymous Coward · 2003-11-01 11:19 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Scamming Spammer Hooks the Wrong Person

Why is the pumpkin still featured on goatse.cx? Halloween is over and I do not want to send people goatse links unless they are going to see the regular goatse man. Please fix this, thanks. -Fan

ATTN: Webmaster of goatse.cx/hick.org by Anonymous Coward · 2003-11-01 05:21 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on British Library to Archive Electronic Resources

Why is the pumpkin still featured on goatse.cx?

Halloween is over and I do not want to send people goatse links unless they are going to see the regular goatse man.

Please fix this, thanks.

-Fan

I agree with this post. by Fecal+Troll+Matter · 2003-11-01 02:43 · Score: -1 · on Motorola Launches A760 Linux and Java Smartphone

Have you seen this recent change?

When will the goatse-guy return? by Anonymous Coward · 2003-11-01 02:19 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Motorola Launches A760 Linux and Java Smartphone

The pumpkin is still there - but for how long?

lol... by Anonymous Coward · 2003-10-31 11:06 · Score: -1, Troll · on Gaming Communities Cause Of TV Ratings Decline?

Check out Goatse's Halloween Special!

goatse.cx by grub · 2003-10-31 09:26 · Score: 0, Offtopic · on China Detains Internet Essayist for Subversion

I swear to all that is good: goatse.cx has a Halloween Theme today: check it out

Re:Bush Pledges To Eliminate Porn: +1, Patriotic by Anonymous Coward · 2003-10-31 07:51 · Score: -1, Troll · on Apple to Fix Security Holes in Jaguar

Quick! Someone tell GWB about this abomination and maybe he'll fix it.

FP by Anonymous Coward · 2003-10-30 06:55 · Score: -1, Troll · on Apple Forcing Panther Upgrade for Security Patch

First Post

I can't wait!!! by DCowern · 2003-10-30 06:06 · Score: 1, Funny · on More on Talking Shopping Carts

I rue the day when viruses attack these carts, telling everyone to go buy Brand X.

I, on the other hand, eagerly anticipate the day when viruses attack these carts, plastering the goatse dude on the screen while blaring "HEY EVERYBODY! I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORN!" out of the speakers. Can you imagine the reaction?

An even better one would be doing this to only one cart in every market... ;-)

Re:There already is one by c.emmertfoster · 2003-10-29 13:38 · Score: 1 · on Should Hackers Get Their Own Logo?

Kind of like this?

By the way, don't click on that link.

I AM SIMONIKER AND I AM GAY by Anonymous Coward · 2003-10-29 13:20 · Score: -1, Troll · on FTC Issues Report Critical Of Patent Policy

HERE IS MY PICTURE

goatse.cx? by camusflage · 2003-10-29 12:08 · Score: 1, Funny · on Should Hackers Get Their Own Logo?

I think that regardless of what we choose, goatse.cx should be stricken from the list immediately!

Re:110 comments and no .torrent file?!?!?!?!?! by Anonymous Coward · 2003-10-29 11:10 · Score: 0 · on FreeBSD 4.9 Released

You describe that occasion with such detail...

Maybe you've done it before?

Re:quote by danila · 2003-10-29 10:23 · Score: 1 · on Info Glut - Five Exabytes of Data Created in 2002

Here you are.

P.S. It was extremely difficult, practically impossible, to ignore another brilliant example

Re:so what ? by Anonymous Coward · 2003-10-29 07:32 · Score: 0 · on Microsoft Fires Mac Fan For Blog Photo

you don't seem to understand - /. janitors are used to taking sexually explicit pics of each other at work and putting them on the next all the time - here's one for example.

So of course they don't understand what the problem is here.

And it still works ! by Anonymous Coward · 2003-10-29 05:25 · Score: 0 · on W3C Requests Eolas Patent Re-Examination

Here, the hole is still open !

Re:Wrong PDF by Anonymous Coward · 2003-10-29 02:38 · Score: 0 · on Tennessee's Super-DMCA Rises From The Grave

So what? It could have been far worse, you know!

Re:first command by Anonymous Coward · 2003-10-28 05:55 · Score: 0 · on Microsoft Voice Command Almost Here

This colon, bitch

Kamikazi = "Divine Wind" by Anonymous Coward · 2003-10-28 04:34 · Score: -1, Troll · on Star Trek Enterprise Tested to Mach 5

An evil wind blows out of this tunnel!

MOD PARENT INFORMATIVE! by Anonymous Coward · 2003-10-28 01:31 · Score: -1, Troll · on Dell DJ: Yet Another MP3 Player

Even better, knock up some text on some faggotty subject of particular interest to Slashdot nerds, such as Linux, just interesting enough to be accepted as a story. After they've posted it to the front page, redirect the URL to you-know-where, and cackle as the geeky faggots howl and moan at sight of the holy goatse!

DO THE DEW, MOTHERFUCKERS! by Anonymous Coward · 2003-10-27 07:50 · Score: -1, Troll · on Microsoft Officially Shows Longhorn, WinFX

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Re:could this be... by Anonymous Coward · 2003-10-26 23:12 · Score: -1, Troll · on A Fiber-Optic Cable To Inner Space

Ja, das ist ein First Post, und das ist ein Goatse Hole.

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Is das nicht ein early post? Ja! Das ist mein early post!
Is das nicht ein Goatse ghost? Ja! Das ist mein Goatse ghost!
Early post, Goatse ghost,
Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene,
Oh, du schoene, Slashdot sucks!

Is das post at minus one? Ja! Das ist at minus one!
Is das trolling so much fun? Ja! Das trolling is so fun!
Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost,
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Oh, du schoene, Slashdot sucks!

Is das nicht ein big crapflood? Ja! Das ist mein big crapflood!
Is it worthless Linux FUD? Ja! Das ist mein Linux FUD!
Big crapflood, Linux FUD,
Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost,
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Oh, du schoene, Slashdot sucks!

Is das nicht der CowBoiKneel? Ja! Das ist der CowBoiKneel!
Is dis nicht his manchode meal? Ja! Das ist his manchode meal!
CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD,
Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost,
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Oh, du schoene, Slashdot sucks!

Is das nicht ein WIPO Troll? Ja! Das ist der WIPO Troll!
Is das nicht ein Goatse hole? Ja! Das ist der Goatse hole!
WIPO Troll, Goatse hole,
CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD,
Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost,
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Oh, du schoene, Slashdot sucks!

Is das nicht Jon Katz' slave boys? Ja! Das ist Jon Katz' slave boys!
Und are they not Taco's sex toys? Ja! They are Taco's sex toys!
Katz' slave boys, Rob's sex toys, WIPO Troll, Goatse hole,
CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD,
Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost,
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Oh, du schoene, Slashdot sucks!

Is das nicht ein trolltalk thread? Ja! Das ist ein trolltalk thread!
Is it nicht now FUCKING DEAD? Ja! Is really FUCKING DEAD!
Trolltalk thread, FUCKING DEAD,
Katz' slave boys, Rob's sex toys,
WIPO Troll, Goatse hole, CowBoiKneel, manchode meal,
Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost,
Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene,
Oh, du schoene, Slashdot sucks!