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Software Installation/Update via Internet Patented

RKBA writes "My wife just handed me an article from the Wednesday, October 22, 2003 issue of the Wall Street Journal about a tiny Austin, TX company called Bluecurrent that has been awarded patent No. 6,636,857 covering the Internet installation of any software or settings on new computers. The patent was granted by the USPTO on October 21, 2003. It will be interesting to see if it can be enforced. I think it's time for someone to file a patent on Earth, Fire, and Water. ;-)"

519 comments

  1. It's official by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's official. There is no God, the madness will never end. Kill me now.

    1. Re:It's official by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      > It's official. There is no God, the madness will never end. Kill me now.

      well, we're gonna have a hard time /.ing you if you don't give us your IP...

    2. Re:It's official by pyrrhonist · · Score: 1

      No, no, no. You totally failed to do the troll properly. You start off by stating that, "it is now official", and then you present that Netcraft has confirmed that God is dying. Next you tie it into the Amazing Kreskin, and then you put up the facts and numbers. In conclusion state that God is dead. Please read the BSD section for reference.

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    3. Re:It's official by autiger · · Score: 1

      All your IP are belong to us.

      Sorry, it had to be done.

    4. Re:It's official by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apologize not!
      Because in Soviet Russia, your IP that are belong to US
      amount to PI owned by SU!

    5. Re:It's official by Saiai+Hakutyoutani · · Score: 1

      However, there is a Europe.

      Stop by whenever you feel like it. Lots of software installation here.

    6. Re:It's official by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >It's official. There is no God, the madness will never end.
      >Kill me now.
      Sorry, you have to pay me first. I was just granted a patent titled "Method and system for the termination of life using a single, or multiplicty of, harmful instruments and/or natural causes".

      All your death taxes are belongs to us!

    7. Re:It's official by LegionX · · Score: 2, Funny

      to quote from famous movie: "I sue dead people"

    8. Re:It's official by bev_tech_rob · · Score: 1

      The patent was filed in 2002. Should be plenty of prior art for this sucker. They sure put the word 'said' in the patent description plenty of times.....said what???

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    9. Re:It's official by mykepredko · · Score: 1

      It's 127.0.0.1 - Method for Preventing Excessive Bandwidth Demand.

      myke

  2. It Gets Worse by John_McKee · · Score: 5, Informative

    According to the WSJ article, They have already found a law firm willing to pursue the claim for a contingency fee.

    "Mr. Thomas said Bluecurrent intends to seek royalties of $10 to $25 for each time a new computer has software or other settings updated over the Web."

    1. Re:It Gets Worse by BenFranske · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Sounds like trouble for users of Micro$oft's Windows Update. Or for the *NIX users of apt-get and similar utilities. Of course, coming up with prior art should be no problem and the rich Micro$oft will fight this for you.

    2. Re:It Gets Worse by CrowScape · · Score: 5, Funny

      If they can enforce it they'll make a mint from all those spam/pr0n sites that try to change your homepage settings when you accidentally visit them.

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    3. Re:It Gets Worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Micro$oft is teh evil! You are teh funnay! I wish I could sheep-troll like you! I want to suck Linus's cock! Mmmmm delicious Linus-cock, looks just like a penguin!

    4. Re:It Gets Worse by jeffkjo1 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh yea, accidentally, I bet.

    5. Re:It Gets Worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Would you please explain to me how apt-get depends on the web?

      The patent is specific to the web.

    6. Re:It Gets Worse by yerricde · · Score: 1

      The Web protocol is HTTP. Doesn't apt-get support downloading packages from an HTTP server? Or is it FTP only?

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    7. Re:It Gets Worse by Dorothy+86 · · Score: 1

      I can only imagine the trouble this will make for a company like Steam with their new HL deal... and deal that Autodesk (creaters of Auto Cad) made with... I can't remember the name of the company. Same type of deal as steam though. There is going to be a serious firestorm over this one.

    8. Re:It Gets Worse by FxChiP · · Score: 2, Informative

      The web is usually an "alias" for the internet. I'd say a program like apt-get that uses FTP or anything like that must use the internet; therefore, problems.

      And if apt-get is in trouble, then so is emerge. So that would screw Debian AND Gentoo users.

    9. Re:It Gets Worse by perotbot · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So GATOR and all the other drive by downloaders can be charged for their robo spamming? COOL!

      this will definitely screw up their balance sheets, but
      it will be the only reason to rejoice at this

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    10. Re:It Gets Worse by rootofevil · · Score: 3, Informative

      apt-get can use either HTTP or FTP sources.

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    11. Re:It Gets Worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It can use either HTTP or FTP. It certainly could use FTP only if need be.

    12. Re:It Gets Worse by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Wouldn't DHCP be "updating settings over the network"???

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    13. Re:It Gets Worse by CrowScape · · Score: 1

      What? You actually seek out domain-name squatter sites that serve no purpose other than to try to fill up your available RAM as quickly as possible with pop-up ads? Why???

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    14. Re:It Gets Worse by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Of course, coming up with prior art should be no problem

      You mean, coming up with a prior patent should be no problem- and it will be a problem in this case because apparently there was no prior patent or the USPTO wouldn't have granted this one.

      The USPTO definition of prior art is a prior patent. If nobody has filed a patent on something, there is no prior art and they consider it patentable.

    15. Re:It Gets Worse by attobyte · · Score: 0

      Well if this was true there are alot of open ideas that could be pantented. I am sure no one has ever pantented e-mail, Internet chat. I am sure prior art means more then just pantented prior art or that swing pantent would have stayed on the books.

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    16. Re:It Gets Worse by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 5, Insightful

      false. prior art means that the idea has been in common use for a while.

      Apt has been around for a long time. since the mid 90's

      this is mot going to be enforceable. I doubt the Patent officer looked farther than his windows machine.

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    17. Re:It Gets Worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He doesnt go to those sites. He doesnt accidently go to any porn sites. Except for the occasional link.

    18. Re:It Gets Worse by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 4, Insightful

      false. prior art means that the idea has been in common use for a while.

      I phrased it badly- I meant "there is no prior art" as far as the USPTO is concerned when they grant the patent. They do a search through their database, and if they don't find anything, they grant the patent and pocket the fees.

      Why waste time doing a Google search? It might find something, and then they don't get the fee. If there's unpatented prior art out there, let the courts sort it out!

    19. Re:It Gets Worse by a.deity · · Score: 1

      The web is usually an "alias" for the internet.

      But what about Gopher? And WAIS?

      People will get confused!

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    20. Re:It Gets Worse by letxa2000 · · Score: 1
      Why waste time doing a Google search? It might find something, and then they don't get the fee.

      I believe they get the fee whether the patent is granted or not... don't they?

    21. Re:It Gets Worse by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      Hmmm... well that would make the most sense.

      Someone is clearly using other, unofficial mechanisms to collect fees for granting patents, or we wouldn't see such heavy opposition to even the most trivial patent reforms.

    22. Re:It Gets Worse by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1
      if apt-get is in trouble, then so is emerge. So that would screw Debian AND Gentoo users.

      Redhat and Mandrake users, too: rpm can update via the internet as well, IIRC.

    23. Re:It Gets Worse by BrokenHalo · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Agreed. IANAL and all that, but common sense would dictate that the first time these guys attempt to collect on their patent, the overwhelming evidence that this is not their invention should get the case thrown out of court.

      So they will have wasted their money, and it serves them right.

    24. Re:It Gets Worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You make it sound like coming up with prior art will make a difference.

    25. Re:It Gets Worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " Sounds like trouble for users of Micro$oft's Windows Update."

      Isn't MS Windows Update prior art?

    26. Re:It Gets Worse by stevew · · Score: 1

      Don't you imagine that apt-get, etc. constitutes prior art?????

      I certainly did this with Suse in the early days.

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    27. Re:It Gets Worse by bahamat · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually, the pattent specifically and repeatedly says "World Wide Web". Contrary to popular belief, the WWW is NOT the Internet. The WWW is a subset of the Internet. DHCP would not apply, since it's not part of the WWW. FTP would not apply. NNTP, SCP, UUCP, RCP, SMTP, or any protocol other than HTTP would be outside the scope of this patent.

      Also, this patent is only for transferring one's files/settings from one computer to a new computer. Before you all go moaning and groaning, RTFP. This thing is written very specifically. So specifically, I don't see how it could possibly affect any other service currently in place that I am aware of. Of course, IANAL, but it seems to me that this was intended to be so specific to only cover precicely and exactly the service Bluecurrent offers, or whoever wrote it is moronic enough to think that the "World Wide Web" is all there is to the Internet. Either way, I don't think this will ever affect my life again.

    28. Re:It Gets Worse by KlomDark · · Score: 1

      Yah, and you ask any newbie of the last 10 years what either term is and you'll get a blank stare.

      Gopher? Um, that guy from MASH? Or maybe it was the Love Boat?

      WAIS? Uh, that new white rapper? The new party drug?

    29. Re:It Gets Worse by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Sounds like trouble for users of Micro$oft's Windows Update. Or for the *NIX users of apt-get and similar utilities.

      Uhm...how so? Neither Windows Update nor apt-get do anything remotely (no pun intended) like what is covered by this patent.

      Go read the claims of the patent.

    30. Re:It Gets Worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a good point, isn't javascript prior art?

    31. Re:It Gets Worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not if you RTFA.

    32. Re:It Gets Worse by KarmaOverDogma · · Score: 1

      Bluecurrent will probably not be stupid enough to go after Microsoft or any other comapny with very deep pockets for legal defense and/or counter suits (not to mention the media coverage).

      Instead, count on seeing the law firms who will "represent" this company going after smaller companies/individuals who cannot or do-not want to deal with the financial headaches and ping-pong style litigation in civil court.

      Likely we will see RIAA style suits instead.

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    33. Re:It Gets Worse by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

      So this is basically a method for "ghosting" a drive over the web?

    34. Re:It Gets Worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't/wasn't there something called blink or something that would allow you to use the web to upload your internet favorites (settings) to a remote server and then download them again to a new computer?

    35. Re:It Gets Worse by whereiswaldo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Likely we will see RIAA style suits instead.

      You mean like 12 year olds getting sued for using Windows update?

    36. Re:It Gets Worse by whorfin · · Score: 0

      One word: Lawyers

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    37. Re:It Gets Worse by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 1

      It looks like he didn't even check his Windows machine, unless he's running Win 95 or something. Windows Update has been around since at least 2000. That's 3 years of prior art right there.

    38. Re:It Gets Worse by psxndc · · Score: 1
      Wrong. The one word is "Clients". Lawyers are part of the problem, but lawyers don't exist without clients.

      psxndc

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    39. Re:It Gets Worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      RTFP?!? Are you serious?!? I tried to read the said patent but all the said talk about moving said data from said computer across said internet gave me said headache.

    40. Re:It Gets Worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Well as long as the UPSO is not responsible an liable for patents delivered that do not stick, it's in their best interest to even let people patent the wheel. And what prior art studies is concerned it's a mojor hoax. They do a study alright. But a thorough study for prior art could take quite some time, if done properly. Time they usually rather invest in collect the greenback. Anyhow the prior art research they do is generally very narrowsighted. ie. If they don't find a literal copy of what you claim, you're practically in the clear. Even though your claim may be a lot more general.
      Start making the UPSO liable and we should see a better natural balance kick in. That and a public prior art database.

    41. Re:It Gets Worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      correct however there is also some clause in patents (at least in europe) that says a patent should be an inovation. Something not obvious. If settings updates exist over one protocol its obvious you can do it over an other!! There is nothing innovating in that. Its just transposition of an existing idea.

    42. Re:It Gets Worse by hendrix69 · · Score: 1

      Of course, IANAL, but it seems to me that...

      UANAL?

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    43. Re:It Gets Worse by mnot · · Score: 1

      Actually, the pattent specifically and repeatedly says "World Wide Web". Contrary to popular belief, the WWW is NOT the Internet. The WWW is a subset of the Internet. DHCP would not apply, since it's not part of the WWW. FTP would not apply. NNTP, SCP, UUCP, RCP, SMTP, or any protocol other than HTTP would be outside the scope of this patent.


      The Web is NOT just HTTP; a much better yardstick of whether something's on the Web is whether it has a URI. There are three major components to the Web; Identifiers (URIs), Formats (HTML) and Protocols (HTTP). Of the three, Protocols and Formats can be switched in and out, but the general consensus is that if it doesn't have a URI, it's not "on the Web."

      The TAG is noodling on these issues as we speak. The Web has also been described as an "information space," which is nice and vague (nice for the purposes of fighting patents, that is).
    44. Re:It Gets Worse by villiros · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Yes, read the patent before you post.

      34. The method of claim 25 wherein said method has the ability to monitor, update and control versions of software resident on said computer-related hardware device.
      5. A method for asset management using the World Wide Web, comprising:
      - accessing the World Wide Web through a series of computer-related hardware devices connected to a network;
      - transferring information regarding each computer-related hardware device in said series of computer-related hardware devices to a remote storage medium;
      - compiling information related to said series of computer-related hardware devices derived from said information residing on said remote storage medium; and
      - preparing and disseminating reports compiled from said information.


      The patent was probably filled (and applies to) enterprise-class workstation managing software. Funnily, though, if you ignore the WWW bit, mounting home directories over NFS would be prior art for this patent.

      Also, simple internet installation is covered in the prior art -- there's a link to Microsoft's patent on internet installation.
    45. Re:It Gets Worse by Twylite · · Score: 2, Informative

      Provisional patent Dec 2001. Filed Dec 2002. Granted Oct 2003. I don't think there should be a problem finding prior art.

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    46. Re:It Gets Worse by Larsing · · Score: 1

      ://:/* is a valid URI, thus (according to your argument) every (available) resource on every computer on the internet is on the WWW, which is, ofcourse, rubbish...

      But that's just my 0.2c...

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    47. Re:It Gets Worse by junklight · · Score: 1

      Ha Ha,

      I can see it now - they will go after redhat for their Red Hat Network updateer thing and GenToo and of course M$ can foot the bill SCO stylee in return for a cheap license....

    48. Re:It Gets Worse by Gago · · Score: 1

      Would GNUWin fall in that category ?

    49. Re:It Gets Worse by Deusy · · Score: 1

      I cite prior art.

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    50. Re:It Gets Worse by Deusy · · Score: 1

      I cite prior art.

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    51. Re:It Gets Worse by olderchurch · · Score: 1

      Common Sense?

      Did you read a different article then I did? I could not see any common sense in the patent, please point it out to me.

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    52. Re:It Gets Worse by waterbear · · Score: 4, Informative

      The USPTO definition of prior art is a prior patent. If nobody has filed a patent on something, there is no prior art and they consider it patentable.

      Nonononono. Wrong bug report. The problem is elsewhere. The USPTO definition of prior art is the same as the one in the US patent code (35 USC sec. 102), and this includes _much_ more than prior patents and non-patent literature. (E.g., prior inventions of other inventors in the USA are also part of the prior art even if not published, but unpublished material is quite hard to bring into the process and hard to prove.) Novelty searches in the patent office could be more thorough than they are, and sometimes are careless. But the examiners do sometimes look at non-patent publications.

      The USPTO issues a patent if it doesn't find relevant prior art. This means that a careless USPTO search is likely to result in the issue of a patent with claims that should not be patentable, or at least are too broad.

      Currently, there are access-to-justice issues (the law does not yet provide enough, or effective, opportunities for third parties to challenge issued patents). That means correcting mistakes like this is usually an uphill struggle, slow, and likely very expensive. So in the meantime, the beneficiary of the USPTO mistake, the owner of the patent, may be able to cash in on it.

      The Federal Trade Commission recently made proposals aimed at correcting these defects of the system. The FTC proposals might or might not go far enough, but either way, between now and possibly getting them adopted, there would be another hard slow struggle ahead for their advocates :( .

      But the bug in the system is not the one diagnosed by the parent poster (inadequate definition of prior art)! It lies in either or both of two other places (a) the skill/thoroughness of patent examination before patent issue and (b) lack of proper opportunities to correct mistakes after patent issue.

    53. Re:It Gets Worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he meant that anything that will open in a browser is technically part of the web. I would agree, I consider ftp part of the web (opens in the same browser window), but not telnet (opens in a separate app), although a java plugin showing a telnet session would again be part of the web.

      Ofcourse, this is vague, but if you limit yourself to http then what will we call its inevitable successor?

    54. Re:It Gets Worse by hemanman · · Score: 1

      This sounds like SOAP to me...

      -H

    55. Re:It Gets Worse by Hellkitten · · Score: 1

      I believe they get the fee whether the patent is granted or not... don't they?

      The way it should be: If the patent can be refused because the USPTO can find prior art the fee should be the same (and the one finding the prior art should get a bonus,). If it's obvious that a patent should be denied because the idea is in common use, or prior art can be found easily the fee should be a lot higher than usual, as a penalty for wasting the USPTOs time.

      That little bonus to the person at the patent office might be all that is needed to get all the stupid patent claims thrown out. Heck I bet a person with half a clue could make a fortune out of such bonuses.

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    56. Re:It Gets Worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So if I hire a hitman and he subsequently shoots someone, the hitman is still a good guy and it wasn't his fault?

      Nice try.

    57. Re:It Gets Worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many browsers can still use Gopher, and I don't recall FTP being "part of the web".

      Lets just be honest here; anyone who believes "Web" means "Internet" is just stupid.

    58. Re:It Gets Worse by dpash · · Score: 1

      Plus it clearly states that the settings and auditing infomation is remotely stored in a relational database.

    59. Re:It Gets Worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fight M$ back: patent BSOD.

    60. Re:It Gets Worse by brunes69 · · Score: 1

      Also, this patent is only for transferring one's files/settings from one computer to a new computer. Before you all go moaning and groaning, RTFP. This thing is written very specifically. So specifically, I don't see how it could possibly affect any other service currently in place that I am aware of.

      Ever heard of bookmarks.com? I don't know about you, but I consider bookmarks "software settings".

      There have been sites like bookmarks.com around for at least 8 years if not more.

    61. Re:It Gets Worse by Larsing · · Score: 1

      Hear, hear!

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    62. Re:It Gets Worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does WWW mean. If your storing files elsewhere your storing them on an FTP, TFTP or similar server. Many people and companies do this. For instance CISCO techs have always stored configuration files on servers via the internet on other continents when doing IOS updates etc. in case something goes wrong.
      Many people store their Bookmarks on servers in case of a meltdown. How bout online hard drives.
      People have been doing this for years and a patent on the idea should never have been granted.

    63. Re:It Gets Worse by tiger_omega · · Score: 1

      Sounds like he didn't get as far the Window's machine seeing as it has the Windows Update item in the menu.

    64. Re:It Gets Worse by Whibla · · Score: 1

      To an extent I agree with you, the patent does not seem to cover this... ...however, what the patent does seem to cover is a situation that arises in roaming profiles:

      From Machine 1

      1. Connect to World Wide Web (http port? must be publicly accessible computer? What's the definition of the WWW?)

      2. Upload your profile to remote storage (domain controller / file server - this happens when you log off anyway!)

      3. Delete original profile (if you don't do this do you need to pay patent royalties?)

      To Computer 2

      1. Connect to World Wide Web (I mean, what's the real difference between an intranet and the internet, except who has access to it?)

      2. Download profile (from file server which, by definition, includes user settings & preferences.)

      3.Update user preferences (see above... Automatic and 'transparent' process.)

      It is still a useless patent, with a lot of grey areas, that should never have been granted.

    65. Re:It Gets Worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sarcasm. See above.

    66. Re:It Gets Worse by whorfin · · Score: 1

      The question was who benefits from perpetuating this system of weak patents, and who has an interest in perpetuating the system?

      Despite your response, the answer is Lawyers. The company I work for was involved in a patent suit/countersuit and the legal fees exceeded the awards.

      We also pay legal fees for the patent filing costs, but compared to any eventual court costs, they're fairly trivial.

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    67. Re:It Gets Worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry, Microsoft won't let this puny company push us around. They'll probably just buy them out, and then Microsoft will own the patent. Oh, wait...

    68. Re:It Gets Worse by endrs · · Score: 1

      What about the "roaming profile" of M$? Windows NT, 2000, XP will download your roaming profile once you log onto a machine in the domain. Then, when you log out, it will upload the profile again. When you move to another client, this client will again download the profile.. Voila, your settings were transferred.

      Is using the WWW instead of SMB of any relevance? If yes, I'm amazed..

    69. Re:It Gets Worse by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > > Lawyers are part of the problem, but lawyers don't exist without clients.
      > So if I hire a hitman and he subsequently shoots someone, the hitman is still a good guy and it wasn't his fault?

      I can't figure out what you don't understand. He attributes the problem to both lawyers and clients. Your argument implies that the person making the order & the person doing the work aren't both accountable for the hit? Of course they are. In each example, both (all 4) people involved are at fault.

    70. Re:It Gets Worse by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > That's a good point, isn't javascript prior art?

      Isn't your empty fucking head prior art? No one (well, very few) seems to understand what this is all about. This saves your computers settings (IE, bookmarks, Control Panel settings, etc). It doesn't install progroms. Just settings. Admittedly, this is due to /. artcile poster ignorance (the inappropriate title).

    71. Re:It Gets Worse by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > although a java plugin showing a telnet session would again be part of the web.

      No, it wouldn't. FTP is not part of the "Web." Telnet is not either. I don't care how YOU define the Web, it is really limited to HTTP(S) traffic.

    72. Re:It Gets Worse by Compenguin · · Score: 1

      Judges ande politicians are the real problem, the judges should just be throwing these frivolus suits out of court and the politicians should institute patent reform but the judges are out of touch and the politicians are married to corporate special interests.

    73. Re:It Gets Worse by ErixTr · · Score: 1

      You mean like 12 year olds getting sued for using Windows update?

      No. Actually like 55 year old Mac users getting sued for using Windows update.

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    74. Re:It Gets Worse by psxndc · · Score: 1
      The question was who benefits from perpetuating this system of weak patents, and who has an interest in perpetuating the system?

      Actually, the PTO. They are the ones that get money for someone filing a patent, good or not. And they get money if a patent gets issued or not. And oh yeah, they get money to keep a patent "alive" over the 17 years it is viable. Lastly, did you know that if you miss a deadline with the PTO, you can fix it 85% of the time just by paying a fee?

      psxndc

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    75. Re:It Gets Worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Also, the submitter is obligated to research the prior art and cite it in the application. The uspto does their check as well, but the burden is on the submitter to tell them what the examiner should look at. Submitting a defective application is grounds for denial of the patent, but of course you need deep pockets, lots of time, and a lawsuit to overcome the presumed validity of an issued patent.

      IANAL, nor a paralegal, but I am a co-inventor named on a patent assigned to a certain large computer company, so I have been through the application process. PJ of groklaw, please set any errors straight!

    76. Re:It Gets Worse by bobtheheadless · · Score: 1

      Except that I bet they go after smaller firms... MS, etc would be able to crush them in an instant. But they don't have to go for MS or Gentoo or Debian if they don't want to.

      The'll try it on a few small-time firms and crush them, collect the fees, then just sit on the patent until its convienient to use it agian...

      Meh.

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    77. Re:It Gets Worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Patent officer has a computer?

  3. Patent this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Frost piss.

    1. Re:Patent this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry. Prior art...

  4. Wind? by toeofdestiny · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think it's time for someone to file a patent on Earth, Fire, and Water. ;-)

    Wind is already patented?

    1. Re:Wind? by kfg · · Score: 2, Funny

      They were just afraid to violate the IP on "Earth, Wind & Fire."

      KFG

    2. Re:Wind? by gilesjuk · · Score: 1

      Of course, Microsoft Windblows :)

    3. Re:Wind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Not sure about Wind, but SCO seems to have the exclusive rights to hot air....

    4. Re:Wind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well scents can be patented or trademarked or something (IANAL)

    5. Re:Wind? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Royalties on farts! I'll be rich. Celibrate: Free burritos on me, everyone.

    6. Re:Wind? by Keeper · · Score: 1

      Of course ... why else don't you see windmills generating power all over the place? :)

    7. Re:Wind? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      no, it just blows.

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    8. Re:Wind? by joFFeman · · Score: 1

      they all are, as is heart.

      your powers combined, i am captain planet!

      --
      "Life is great; without it, you'd be dead." -Harmony Korine
    9. Re:Wind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Oh, you poor thing! Cat got your humor? Living a terrible life without laughter and joy? Feel the need to defend Microsoft even when people are just joking?

      Well, I guess I can welcome you to Slashdot. You are yet another one of these Slashbots that are programmed to flame anyone who as much as hints about anything bad about Microsoft.

      How incredibly unoriginal.

    10. Re:Wind? by jo42 · · Score: 1


      I'm going to 'patent gaseous rectal explusions'. Once I get that patent, Wind will be next...

    11. Re:Wind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about paper, scissors and rock?

    12. Re:Wind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are yet another one of these Slashbots that are programmed to flame anyone who as much as hints about anything bad about Microsoft.

      At least I can feel better knowing that for every one of my kind, there are ten Slashbots programmed to make the obligatory "M$" joke.

      How incredibly unoriginal.

      Unoriginal? Dude, what the fuck are you smoking? Microsoft Windblows? That's original??

    13. Re:Wind? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Oh? Then what about all those cloned colognes that they sell down at the mall?

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    14. Re:Wind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm how about a tax on your cows farting? ^^ was on news, some country like new zealand.

    15. Re:Wind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No but Windows is.

    16. Re:Wind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How incredibly unoriginal.

      That was exactly the point the parent to your post was trying to make. Not to "defend Microsoft".

    17. Re:Wind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well think of the amount of hot air in all those patents......

  5. Oh no! by Karl+Cocknozzle · · Score: 2, Funny
    I think it's time for someone to file a patent on Earth, Fire, and Water.
    ...Just keep them away from Earth, Wind, and Fire--that's all I ask!
    --
    Who did what now?
  6. has anyone patented this: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    multiple computers connected by digital communications?

  7. Yeah, and by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm gonna patent Air and Spirit.

  8. Apt? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Will Debian have to move APT to non-us now?

    1. Re:Apt? by WanderingGhost · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Will Debian have to move APT to non-us now?

      What about the BSD ports tree? How old is it? Would it be possible to consider that prior art?

  9. RTFA! by bigHairyDog · · Score: 5, Informative

    NO! This is *not* a patent "covering the Internet installation of any software or settings on new computers".

    This is a patent covering backing up preferences on a remote server so that someone can safely upgrade their OS or move computers.

    To recap:

    1. We are not all going to die
    2. It's all going to be OK
    3. Profit!

    I wish /.ers would check their facts before screaming how the sky is going to fall on our heads every time the USPTO grants a patent.


    --

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    1. Re:RTFA! by falxx · · Score: 0

      -can- that include cookies too? Patented? Pretty please?

      --
      falxx
    2. Re:RTFA! by kfg · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ah yes, patenting ftp and email to store your own files is sooooooooo much better.

      KFG

    3. Re:RTFA! by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      Does this mean that I can no longer tar up /home/USER_NAME and copy it to a backup server unless I pay them money?

      The USPTO is getting more and more fucked up each and every day.

    4. Re:RTFA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the worst part is just reading the first said claim:
      A method for asset management utilizing the World Wide Web, comprising:
      Accessing the World Wide Web using a user's computer-related hardware device;
      transferring information from said computer-related hardware device through said World Wide Web to a remote storage medium;
      transferring said information from said remote storage medium to a new computer-related hardware device; and using said information from said computer-related hardware device on said new computer-related hardware device to update said user's settings on said new computer-related hardware device.

      If they just said what they said, unstead of said,it would have been much easier to say.

    5. Re:RTFA! by ergo98 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This was filed December of 2002: I think Microsoft "roaming profiles" (of course their patent claims that the unique aspect is "access the world wide web", which is a clause that should immediately send any patent application to the garbage bin), or even ICQ (which stores settings and contact lists on their server) had them beat quite handily.

      This is yet another bullshit patent that claims uniqueness (in this case to the rather bland "backup data" process) by adding "World Wide Web". I repeat: Any patent that includes any reference to the "World Wide Web" or "Internet" should be immediately discarded.

    6. Re:RTFA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The sky may not fall, but I read the full text link of the patent, and it seems very general to me. The description they give violates my "prior art".

      More than a decade ago I copied hosts, *.conf and other files to an ftp server, and pulled them down to my new servers. This patent clearly violates my amazing process. Where are those SCO lawyers, I smell big money here.

    7. Re:RTFA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      READ THE PATENT INFORMATION. It's a web-driven process, for fuck's sake!

      DAldredge, -2 (Stupid)!

    8. Re:RTFA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I wish /.ers would check their facts before screaming how the sky is going to fall on our heads every time the USPTO grants a patent.

      Amen. In addition, I wish they would get it through their heads that questionable patents have the effect of *weakening* patent protection, which is supposedly what they want in the first place. When has the /. crowd actually lost something they liked due to patent infringement? Anybody?

    9. Re:RTFA! by Josh+Booth · · Score: 4, Funny

      Of course not, you just have to do a quick "rm -rf ~/.*" before you send your home directory to the backup computer. Just remember to "mv ~/.porn ~/porn" before you do that.

    10. Re:RTFA! by js7a · · Score: 1
      This is a patent covering backing up preferences on a remote server so that someone can safely upgrade their OS or move computers.

      Right, but, as the special case of using a web browser.

      If bookmark files count as preferences, then there's plenty of prior art. People have been uploading bookmarks to servers using INPUT TYPE=FILE since before '98.

    11. Re:RTFA! by the+uNF+cola · · Score: 1

      Sounds like windows roaming profiles.

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    12. Re:RTFA! by Meor · · Score: 1

      bigHairyDog is right, this patent is very specific and covers a lot less than the assinine blog submitter let on. Even if this guy somehow snuck a patent through that had prior art, patents mean nothing until they are tested in court. So if the patent filer did in fact file something that had prior art it that was somehow covered by tar or ftp or something, it would be easy to prove in court and get the patent struck down. I'm so glad slashdotters don't control the USPTO because some of you guys have to be the stupidest people in the world. You don't know how patents work or even how to read them to see what they cover. Stick to software writing because you guys have no clue how law works.

    13. Re:RTFA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When was the last time the majority of these Linux-worshipping, anti-anything-that-is-actually-profitable sheep have made any sense?

    14. Re:RTFA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      To recap:

      1. We are not all going to die
      2. It's all going to be OK
      3. Profit!

      I wish /.ers would check their facts before screaming how the sky is going to fall on our heads every time the USPTO grants a patent.


      RTFA? You must be new here. And, it's:

      1. We are not all going to die.
      2. ???
      3. Profit.

    15. Re:RTFA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it doesn't! Where did you utilize the WWW? Did you even read the links in the article?? YOU'RE AN IDIOT!

      What the fuck is with everyone on Slashdot today? Did you all pop Stupid Pills?!?!

    16. Re:RTFA! by Rumagent · · Score: 1
      This is a patent covering backing up preferences on a remote server so that someone can safely upgrade their OS or move computers.


      Please not that it says "Information" not preferences. I the full text things like passwords and bookmarks are mentioned. I am not certain what this means - except from the obvious: another fscked up patent:(
    17. Re:RTFA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So somehow you think that ftp, get, put and ls are patently different from http and get, post, and no index.html?

      Or maybe you're just being sarcastic.

    18. Re:RTFA! by LoadStar · · Score: 4, Interesting
      NO! This is *not* a patent "covering the Internet installation of any software or settings on new computers".
      This is a patent covering backing up preferences on a remote server so that someone can safely upgrade their OS or move computers.

      Agreed. Reading the patent, one sees that they describe a web-based process where one can access a web page, back up files comprising a user's environment, go to a new workstation, and restore said files.

      What they describe is essentially a web-based version of Microsoft's FAST (File And Settings Transfer) Wizard from Windows XP.

    19. Re:RTFA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any AC stalker that writes nonsensical claptrap in response to an insightful post needs to be eviscerated.

    20. Re:RTFA! by rongage · · Score: 1

      While it does sound a bit like Windows Roaming Profiles, it sounds a lot more like USMT - User Settings Migration Tool - a utility included with Windows XP for migrating user settings from one machine to another.

      The bigger question is: does "using the world wide web" mean using TCP ports 80 & 443, or does it mean the more broad using TCP/IP connectivity between computers/servers.

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    21. Re:RTFA! by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      The guys bbehind nautilus have prior art on this. As do many other companies.

      --
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    22. Re:RTFA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YES they are!

      It's a patent, narrowing the patent down in scope is a way to avoid prior art and is perfectly legitimate.

    23. Re:RTFA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Wake up retard, there's still a huge volume of prior art and NO it's NOT ACCEPTABLE to make money off others by enforcing this patent. Your tax dollars are paying to support this scamming of the system you schmuck.

      When will we start exterminating lawyers, spammers, politicians and other human effluent? These people just waste space on earth and consume valuable resources all the while producing only negative contributions to society. I'm serious, when did we become inured to this bullshit? Doesn't anyone care anymore?

    24. Re:RTFA! by Suppafly · · Score: 0

      This is a patent covering backing up preferences on a remote server so that someone can safely upgrade their OS or move computers.

      Which is a stupid patent as well considering the amount of prior art on that.

    25. Re:RTFA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone that thinks they're insightful just because they have a low user number, and then decides to defend their retarded comment by pretending to be someone else and anonymously posting a response to a response to their original comment is totally, totally gay.

    26. Re:RTFA! by ergo98 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Indeed, it is a blanket statement. A process between computers, or with given technical criteria (such as a minimizing throughput over a network connection) is actually credible material for patenting, however most patents including the terms mentioned add nothing technically to the mix, but simply take a standard process (such as backing up and restoring preferences), put the world "Internet" in it, and call it patentable - in any other field that is nothing more than a nuance of implementation, but in the computer field it is considered unique (which is harmful).

    27. Re:RTFA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That clarifies your original post. I concur.

    28. Re:RTFA! by ctishman · · Score: 1

      ...which pretty much describes the Mac-to-Mac synchronization function of the iSync application. So because Apple didn't get on the ball on their patent once again, we lose a cool feature?

    29. Re:RTFA! by John+Hasler · · Score: 2, Informative

      > ...patents mean nothing until they are tested in
      > court.

      Patents mean quite a lot until tested in court. They are presumed valid until proven otherwise.

      > ...it would be easy to prove in court and get
      > the patent struck down.

      Right. I'm sure it wouldn't cost more than a few hundred thousand dollars and take more than a few years.

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    30. Re:RTFA! by Ridge · · Score: 1

      Funeral homes to recap:

      1. We're all going to die
      2. Put remains in box, it'll all be OK
      3. Profit!

    31. Re:RTFA! by man_ls · · Score: 1

      AIM Server-Side buddy lists, block lists, and alerts. Been around for a while, don't know about since before 2001 though.

    32. Re:RTFA! by IdleLay · · Score: 1

      Does this bring into question such things as LDAP, M$ roaming profiles?

    33. Re:RTFA! by moltar77 · · Score: 1

      While I hope that is the case (admittedly I did not RTFA), I still think such a patent is unnecessary. It is such a sad thing for the USPO to be granting such software patents at all. It seems like such a cheap way to cut out competetors, by acquiring such "rights". I can't seem to figure out where the invention part, or even innovation part of this patent comes in. This isn't a codec, a protocol, an algorithm, or a compression, it's another example of "fill-in-the-blank using the [web|computer|internet]" which is nothing more than a software feature like being able to export a document or install a patch. I feel better now. :)

    34. Re:RTFA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Beware: rm -rf ~/.* also removes ~/..

    35. Re:RTFA! by Micah · · Score: 1

      Netscape 4.x, IIRC, also had roaming profiles. That was released in, what, 1998?

      STUPID USPTO

    36. Re:RTFA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a patent covering backing up preferences on a remote server so that someone can safely upgrade their OS or move computers.

      Oh, you mean like roaming profiles that us administrators in M$ shops learned to hate and despise. Like copying complete user settings directory (desktop, favourites, registry, ... - the lot) to server and then back again when user logs in somewhere else. This profile roaming is made to specificaly copy all of user related settings to the server and copy them back when needed.

      This was done so long ago I can't even recall the year, but the occasion was probably the release of Microsoft Windows NT 3.5 or if not even earlier. Unless the patent specificaly claims that the remote computer MUST NOT BE CENTRALIZED SERVER then we can all sleep now. Other than that, they have managed to patent the common procedure of network/system combo administrators that used network to move stuff to remote computers while performing some pesky things like reformating disks (for DOS this was acute) or changing any piece of hardware (under Windows 9x/NT this usualy meant complete OS reinstallation).

      If this patent holds, it means that I can patent any procedure (mathematic or otherwise) that hasn't been computer automated yet, just by adding magical "computer" wording to it.

      Anonymous Cowards Unite

    37. Re:RTFA! by L1TH10N · · Score: 1
      • This is a patent covering backing up preferences on a remote server so that someone can safely upgrade their OS or move computers.

      There may be prior art but this sure aint novel.

      As most people would agree here this patent would be solved by a person who is properly trained in software engineering, who finds themselves facing the same problem as these guys, would solve in a similar if not identical way.

      Software engineers are just natural innovators. Its in our blood. We just find it insulting to our intellegence when we find crud like this being patented when we know that its our job to come up with creative solutions to problems of a similar stature to this patent.

      If software patents are to be allowed then software developement must be understood as a prerequisite.

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    38. Re:RTFA! by nathanh · · Score: 1
      I wish /.ers would check their facts before screaming how the sky is going to fall on our heads every time the USPTO grants a patent.

      I wish /.ers wouldn't speak in the third person.

    39. Re:RTFA! by aled · · Score: 1

      The sky is going to fall? we are going to die!! run! run for your lives!

      --

      "I think this line is mostly filler"
    40. Re:RTFA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing is credible material for patenting. You computer programmers don't know how good you had it for a while. Patents exist solely so that Businessmen can legitmately 0wn the products of the mind of "their" engineers with a bit of paper.

    41. Re:RTFA! by Trojan · · Score: 1

      Claim 1 requires the information to be used as "user's settings", so bookmarks would certainly qualify, yes.

    42. Re:RTFA! by Trojan · · Score: 1

      Do you know the average cost of challenging a patent in court? This patent is worth exactly that amount. It is certain to fail in court, but it costs money. I don't know if you could get your legal costs reimbursed by the patent holder suing you, since after all, he did get that patent granted, so legally you can't really blame him for trying to use it (but I'm not an expert here...).

    43. Re:RTFA! by Trojan · · Score: 1

      No, you don't have to patent something to prevent some random guy from patenting that something. All you need to do is to disclose it, for example by offering it in your products. So Apple did what it had to. The patent should simply not have been granted.

    44. Re:RTFA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So backing up the preferences for my address book, my browser bookmarks, etc., to a remote site via FTP or otherwise, doesn't count?

    45. Re:RTFA! by EddWo · · Score: 1

      Well one thing that definately covers this is the "Save my settings wizard" that is part of Office XP. This stores you MS Office settings on a Microsoft Server under a passport account and allow you to restore them to a different machine.

      Office XP was released in 2001 wasn't it? So this is clearly invalid.

      I don't think MS would stand for paying royalties, they have just announced all sorts of web based and OneTouch app deployment techniques as part of Longhorn. Someone will have to make this paten go away before that arrives.

      --
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    46. Re:RTFA! by hkmwbz · · Score: 4, Insightful
      The problem is that the patent madness is a hindrance to the development of software. Rather than focus on making good software, companies that want to try to make a living in the software industry has to hire an army of lawyers to make sure they aren't infringing on anyone's patents, or they can ignore it and hope that they aren't, and that no one will find anything and sue them.

      Maybe these ridiculous patent applications weaken the patent system, but real companies are having real problems with this today. Maybe a lot of people in the /. crowd work in the software industry, and are therefore concerned about their jobs.

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    47. Re:RTFA! by salesgeek · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Reading the patent, one sees that they describe a web-based process where one can access a web page, back up files comprising a user's environment, go to a new workstation, and restore said files.

      How is this different than using NFS of FTP for the same end other than the protocol?

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    48. Re:RTFA! by nomadic · · Score: 4, Funny

      I wish /.ers would check their facts before screaming how the sky is going to fall on our heads every time the USPTO grants a patent.

      It's a catch-22--if they did that, then they wouldn't be /.ers.

    49. Re:RTFA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't MS at one point push a system where user data was stored on their servers so users could use any computer and get their data?

    50. Re:RTFA! by flatface · · Score: 1

      \. would be fine though, wouldn't it?

    51. Re:RTFA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > How is this different than using NFS of FTP for the same end other than the protocol?

      "Other than the protocol" is a significant phrase given a multi-protocol Internet. The patent covers use of HTTP and no other protocols for this purpose.

    52. Re:RTFA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do realize, don't you, that Dean is the most unelectable candidate with the exception of Al Sharpton? If he were elected, the economy would grind to a halt. Who would bother trying to make more money since it would all just go to the government anyway? Since he will have no corporate support whatsoever, his campaign is about as pointless as Pat Buchanan's was.

    53. Re:RTFA! by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 1

      Actually, our taxes don't pay for it, which is part of the problem. Since the decision was made (late 80s or early 90s) to make the patent office self sufficient financially, patents have been granted to anyone and everyone because more patents = more fees. Since the patent examiner is not the one getting sued for infringement, they really have no incentive to reject a patent and lots of incentive to approve it.

    54. Re:RTFA! by fireman+sam · · Score: 1

      backup.sh*

      #!/bin/sh

      /sbin/mount -t nfs 192.168.0.1:/backup /backup
      tar -czf /backup.tar.gz /etc /home
      /sbin/umount /backup

      restore.sh*

      #!/bin/sh
      /sbin/mount -t nfs 192.168.0.1:/backup /backup
      tar -xzf /backup.tar.gz -C /
      /sbin/umount /backup

      * Patent Pending

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    55. Re:RTFA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Move slashdot porn? You mean goatse?

    56. Re:RTFA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not using "rm -rf" should do it :-)

    57. Re:RTFA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the fuck is wrong with you people??
      Even then, if it's only about safegardicng your settings. The idea is ages old and the implementation has been done in older protocols. Thats the point.
      The fact is that the UPSTO should be liable for delivering both bad an unenforcable patents!!
      Oh by the way did I tell you that software patents are bad and stiffle economic growth and diversity!! Very bad for your general ecosystem.
      A patent protection of about 5 times the time a technology needs to become obsolete or common use is quite a mismatch. And then I'm not even talking about the huge investments that are done to justify this long protection!!

    58. Re:RTFA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I have an embedded product that uses HTTP/CGI to synchronize data and configuration of several units.

      So, basically, the sky is going to fall on our heads if Bluecurrent finds it.

    59. Re:RTFA! by JamieF · · Score: 1

      >I wish /.ers would check their facts before screaming how the sky is going to fall on our heads every time the USPTO grants a patent.

      I wish /. ADMINS would RTFA and reject stupid submissions, or ones that were posted already, or ones that are months-old news (or more than one of these).

      Story: Microsoft hit men kill RMS and Linus
      Admin: [approve]
      Poster: I can't believe this happened!
      Reply: You dummy, it's just a link to goatse!
      ...who's the dummy here? Who's GETTING PAID to keep the quality of content high?

    60. Re:RTFA! by somneo · · Score: 1

      Read? /.ers reading the article before posting? That would make a /.ing so much more severe if everyone even clicked on the relevant links (let alone paging through that site). I'm kind of glad that only an intelligent fraction actually opens their eyes before they go into rant mode; It makes it much easier to discriminate signal from noise.

      All your elemental web services are belong to us.

    61. Re:RTFA! by Nucleon500 · · Score: 1
      No it doesn't.
      /tmp $ rm -rf ..
      rm: cannot remove `.' or `..'
    62. Re:RTFA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) We all are going to die. I promise. Can't tell you when, how or where, but the outcome is assured.

      2) Good lawyers are smart about what cases they take for contingency. Perhaps the threat of legal action is from a lawyer on the left-hand side of the normal curve.

      3) If it covers an application to move files/setting to a new computer from an old computer, I would pay $25 for this! Would make installs for smaller companies w/o a central network admin. easier.

    63. Re:RTFA! by jc42 · · Score: 1

      How is this different than using NFS of FTP ...?

      Not materially different at all; it's using HTTP to do what thousands of us have been doing with NFL and FTP for several decades.

      For a good parallel, imagine that a new sort of road surface material were developed and started to be used on some highways. If this patent holds up, then we could expect to see patents for methods of driving on this new material. Yes, people have been driving on roads for a long time. But they haven't been driving on this new material, so this would be patentable.

      The USPTO is getting to be a real frustration for satirists. You can't think of a bizarre IP-related idea without reading that they just outdid your idea with something that's even more bizarre.

      --
      Those who do study history are doomed to stand helplessly by while everyone else repeats it.
  10. Sigh by Empiric · · Score: 2, Informative

    Mainframes.

    (And please don't tell me this applies "originally" to the World Wide Web... if that matters I'm applying for a patent to do the exact same thing "for IP block 90.x.x.x".)

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    1. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      for IP block 90.x.x.x

      'cept you'd wanna use IP v6 there, no?

  11. I know, I'm Karma Whoring... by Evil+Adrian · · Score: 3, Informative

    ...but here's a link to a relevant article.

    I hope someone counter-sues them into the dust!

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    evil adrian
    1. Re:I know, I'm Karma Whoring... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll scratch your back if you'll scratch mine ;)

  12. GO USA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Aren't American Citizens ASHAMED of the US Patent Office? I know I would be.

    Then people think about the USA = stupid stereotype and wonder where it comes from. It's not just GWB.

    1. Re:GO USA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, you realize that a great many of us here are Americans (and definately pissed off about the stuff they're allowing folks to patent...)

    2. Re:GO USA! by spectasaurus · · Score: 1

      He doesn't help though.

    3. Re:GO USA! by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      You're just upset that we're winning the global patenting race.

  13. Breathing by rf0 · · Score: 1

    Well I will just patent breathing and sue everyone. Now I'm sorry that there has to be prior art to this. Surely even Windows Update covers this. Prehaps MS should just bring up a test case as they have deep enough pockets. Then again they will probably just buy the patent for stupid amounts then tax everyone else

    Rus

    1. Re:Breathing by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      Surely even Windows Update covers this.

      Read the patent. Windows Update is outside the art described here.

      What should be counted as prior art are services like X-Drive and .Mac that allow you to move data to a remote location and store it during an upgrade.

    2. Re:Breathing by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1

      'remote location' == floppy.
      Seems like that is prior art.

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    3. Re:Breathing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      'remote location' == floppy

      No, it doesn't. Could you be any stupider?

  14. Hehe by dolo666 · · Score: 1

    I find it especially funny that this amazing company can't be accessed from my computer due to their use of Shockwave Flash, which I removed because it is being systematically abused by large websites for popup ads.

    I'm guessing their current plans are equally as amazing!

    1. Re:Hehe by mgs1000 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm sure they are just trying to cash in on the fact that IE will automatically try to download the Flash plugin.

  15. People patent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I think it's time for someone to file a patent on Earth, Fire, and Water. ;-)"

    I hold a patent on Eart, Wind, and Fire

    1. Re:People patent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Eart"?

      Hit a bit too much with the dumbass stick when you were a kid, huh?

  16. Earth, Fire and Water!? by Anomander · · Score: 1

    And I always thought the name was Earth, Wind and Fire...
    And can you patent a band?

  17. Re:I DO IT WRONG!!! by node159 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Dood!

    You REALY need to get out more!

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  18. RTFA, this patent is quite specific! by RT+Alec · · Score: 4, Informative

    It looks like this is a bit more specific than the original post would lead one to believe. It does not cover installing software remotely. This patent is more about saving a user's settings remotely, then transferring them to a new computer. Looks like it is a way to facilitate the use of a remote IT staff. It does not look like it covers downloading software install packs, nor does it seem to cover software updates. But hey, IANAL :)

    1. Re:RTFA, this patent is quite specific! by Timesprout · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is getting ridiculous. Articles are being more frequently posted that are seriously inaccurate, or based on pure conjecture a la recent furore over Apple not updating their older OS's. Can we see some more intelligent editor intervention in assertaining the actual facts before the article gets posted.

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    2. Re:RTFA, this patent is quite specific! by curious.corn · · Score: 1

      So CMU is supposed to pay 25$*client for every ACAP client? Oh, that's not the same thing... how 'bout putting a shameless cache to app config in the acap client and get in the lawyers' crosshairs?

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    3. Re:RTFA, this patent is quite specific! by canajin56 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but on the other hand, that is still an old feature. For example, if you are logging in to a Windows NT domain from a Windows 95 machine, it will save your user settings on the server. If you log in from a new machine, they get transfered to the new machine and stored in its local profile settings. It was annoying because if you logged in with the machine unplugged as your FIRST login, it uses default settings. Then you plug it in later and it says "Oh, newer settings! Update!" The other annoyance is that, say you install Mozilla on one computer. When you go and use another, you will have the Mozilla icon on your desktop, and in your settings...but it won't work since none of the binaries are on the new machine. So unless all the machines you use have the same software, you end up with lots of bad shortcuts. In summary, good idea, poor execution, although I seem to recall in Win 98, it at least asked before overwriting your network profile...

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    4. Re:RTFA, this patent is quite specific! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The editors don't care. They're pushing an Open Source agenda, and have no qualms about spreading misinformation as long as their agenda is advanced.

      And you think "Micro$oft" is the only evil entity out there, this site is no better.

    5. Re:RTFA, this patent is quite specific! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This *is* a new feature, because it utilizes the World Wide Web, which you would have known had you read the fucking article.

      Die of AIDS!

    6. Re:RTFA, this patent is quite specific! by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      This patent is more about saving a user's settings remotely, then transferring them to a new computer. Looks like it is a way to facilitate the use of a remote IT staff.

      Finally someone has patented the use of off-shore outsourcing? And reeling to collect royalties? Yeah! My prayer to The Great Penguin was finally answered.

    7. Re:RTFA, this patent is quite specific! by dAzED1 · · Score: 2

      yes, but it was not doing that via the web. Therein lies the difference.

    8. Re:RTFA, this patent is quite specific! by BJH · · Score: 1

      Hmm, you must be new around here...

      UID over 500,000? Check.
      Thinks /. editors care about accuracy? Check.
      Thinks /. used to be better? Check.

      Yup, you're definitely new around here.

    9. Re:RTFA, this patent is quite specific! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      yes, but it was not doing that via the web. Therein lies the difference.
      So what? What is the difference between doing it over the web or a local LAN? This is hardly something worth patent protection.
    10. Re:RTFA, this patent is quite specific! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe I missed something but this sounds an awful lot like roaming profiles. Which have been around a very long time in the NT world.

    11. Re:RTFA, this patent is quite specific! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that there's no such thing as editor intervention on slsahdot. They don't even know what editing means.

  19. MOD PARENT UP by corebreech · · Score: 1

    He's right.

    That said, who can blame anyone for assuming the worst-case here?

    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? I blame anyone that doesn't know how to read something before commenting on it.

    2. Re:MOD PARENT UP by CowboyMeal · · Score: 1

      Especially when the editors make the headline BLATANTLY WRONG.

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  20. Isn't this like Apple's .Mac? by Rascasse · · Score: 2, Interesting

    .Mac allows me to backup much of my data and utilize that data on other computers. I wonder if these people will go after Apple.

    1. Re:Isn't this like Apple's .Mac? by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Depends on how Apple does it. Note claim 5:
      5. The method of claim 3 or claim 4 wherein said method of accessing said World Wide Web incorporates secure, encrypted transmission.

      If your transmission is unencrypted, it falls outside the scope of this patent.

      Also, they keep referring to the "World Wide Web". I assume this means accessing a local server via port 514 (shell) instead of 80 (http) would fall outside the scope, too, but am not sure.

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    2. Re:Isn't this like Apple's .Mac? by Trojan · · Score: 1

      Nope, unencrypted still falls inside the scope of claim 1, so infringes the patent. However, my guess is that Apple already did it before this patent was filed, so that would make the patent invalid.

      The "World Wide Web" in the wording of the claim is a bit ridiculous, but in the US system the doctrine of equivalents will make sure that any "equivalent" transmission method would also be judged as infringing.

    3. Re:Isn't this like Apple's .Mac? by corbettw · · Score: 1

      I thought devices had to cover all of the claims of a patent to be infringing? Is this not the case?

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    4. Re:Isn't this like Apple's .Mac? by troc · · Score: 1

      Nope. Prior art can "kill" a single claim or any combination of claims. A list of claims will have a number of "independent" claims (e.g. claim 1 always) and then some "dependent" claims. The dependent claims add features to the claims upon which they depend (i.e. they are of narrower scope than the independent claims)

      It is perfecty possible to have some prior art which kills claim 1 and some of the dependent claims but which doesn't disclose the features of the remaining dependent claims.

      This would result in a court case in the US (or an Opposition in EU) where, probably, the new features from the dependent claims would be added to the indenendent claim to make the patent novel. It could also be that these exztra features are blindingly obvious and therefore not inventive in any way and then the whole thing could be nullified.

      Troc

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  21. Details... by frodo+from+middle+ea · · Score: 1
    But most of the software's that install over internet only download the installer over the internet.

    After that the installer run's locally, i.e. the installer executable is running on the consumer's PC not on the webserver.

    So unless the patent cover's downloading over internet, which in turn would mean patenting the HTTP or FTP or any kind of File transfering protocol, I don't see how can they apply this patent.

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  22. Good.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    maybe this will stop all those browser hi-jack programs like comet cursor and gator that auto installs on browers with low security.

  23. This should be in the European press. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Any of you readers who live in europe should be writing letters or whatever else is necessary to get your local media in some way to report this and other stories like this.

    You need for the Great Washed, the computer-uninformed persons of europe, to become aware that if software patents go forward in Europe, this is the sort of thing you have to look forward to.

    They need to understand that software patents will not help the innovators. They will simply mean that by some kind of strange lottery system, the first person to successfully get through a bs application describing something that is already an obvious, common practice will suddenly "own" that practice.

    They need to understand that software patents help nobody who actually makes a profit, and will only help vultures like this Austin company who have never made a product anyone noticed; at the one end, it causes the small companies to do a strange dance around concepts that they thought of but turned out to already be patented; at the other end, it causes the large companies to obsessively spend time, money, and effort tossing all their obvious ideas they can think of at the patent system in hopes that enough of them will be granted they can generate a strong "patent shield".

    -- Super Ugly Ultraman

    1. Re:This should be in the European press. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, judging by the smell of most Europeans, wouldn't that be Great Unwashed?

  24. Omce again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The US Patent Offide has it's head up it's collective ass. SPAM the patentholders...track them down and SPAM them. Be relentless, they deserve no less. Snail mail SPAM, Email SPAM, pron until they relinquish the patent. SPAM the US Patent Office, nail all the guilty parties.

    1. Re:Omce again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahem. I hold the patents on both snail mail spam and email spam. Every instance of spamming requires a $10 royalty fee to me.

  25. Congratulations, Bluecurrent! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You just earned you asshole merit badge!

  26. Mozilla by Espectr0 · · Score: 1

    What about mozilla .xpi installs?
    Or windowsupdate?

    Or plugins?

    1. Re:Mozilla by BurKaZoiD · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What about mozilla .xpi installs? Or windowsupdate? Or plugins?

      For that matter what about large Active Directory structures that span large areas, even crossing state or country borders, and that utilize SMS for any type of maintenance? Obviously, within a local network it's a no brainer, but I have SysAdmin friends that do manage large networks that are spread all over the world.

      And no, I didn't RTFA.

  27. Re:WILDCAT IS ON TEH SPOKE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They have women on g4?

  28. Just one example of prior art by corebreech · · Score: 3, Interesting

    BookmarkSync, which has recently gone open source. This does exactly what they're talking about in the patent, the preferences here being bookmarks, of course, and this was being done well before the 2001 application date of the patent.

  29. Well, what I say is by FractusMan · · Score: 1

    Aaah hahaha. Pahahahhahahaha. Ooooooh my... PAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh MAN, I ... I JUST LAUGH MAAHAHAH WMwmahahahahahaha, can't... PAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. It with... with the... and update... PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

  30. New Patent by CSharpMinor · · Score: 1

    Patent on abuse of the patent system

    Abstract: This patent shall cover the act of patenting an idea, concept or plan for the purposes of eliminating competition, stopping another party from pursuing an idea which I find threatening, or creating a method of suing other people. The act of patenting an obvious or previously-invented idea is also covered by this patent.

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    Whatever it is I'm complaining about, I'm sure the Republicans did it. This is /., after all.
    1. Re:New Patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like a restriction to me. Patents can only cover one single invention, you will have to split that up into two application.

  31. Easy to get around this patent... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Read the actual text

    It repeatedly refers to using the "world wide web" to do its magic.

    As most slashdot geeks know, the internet is far, far more than the world wide web. The web is a small subset of the internet.

    So do everything outlined in the patent, just use ftp, ssh, NFS or samba.

    I think the lawyer/patent agent who wrote this thing needs a cluestick.

    Too bad for the company.

    1. Re:Easy to get around this patent... by zurab · · Score: 1
      It repeatedly refers to using the "world wide web" to do its magic.

      As most slashdot geeks know, the internet is far, far more than the world wide web. The web is a small subset of the internet.

      So do everything outlined in the patent, just use ftp, ssh, NFS or samba.

      I think the lawyer/patent agent who wrote this thing needs a cluestick.


      So there's still time to get a patent on storing and updating preferences over the rest of the Internet.
      OK, "Patent attorneys" ---> I'm feeling lucky!
  32. Obvious? by redgopher · · Score: 5, Funny
    I think it's time for someone to file a patent on Earth, Fire, and Water


    With your powers combined, I am Captain Patent!!

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    1. Re:Obvious? by servoled · · Score: 1

      What about Wind and Heart?

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    2. Re:Obvious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      With your powers combined, I am Captain Patent!!

      You mean...
      With your patents combined, I 0wn Captain Planet

    3. Re:Obvious? by slide-rule · · Score: 1
      I think it's time for someone to file a patent on Earth, Fire, and Water ...
      With your powers combined, I am Captain Patent!!

      Twin 1: "Shape of... cease and desist letter!"
      Twin 2: "Form of... BSA Auditor!"

    4. Re:Obvious? by a5cii · · Score: 0

      captain patent, he's our hero gonna take our finances down to zero....

  33. Parent correct -- read the abstract! by jhujoe · · Score: 5, Informative
    Abstract The method and system of the present invention provides an improved technique for replacing, implementing and managing computer-related assets. A technician accesses the World Wide Web through a user's computer. The information resident on the computer, including information regarding the computer and the user's preferences, are downloaded to a remote storage medium through the World Wide Web. Once downloaded, all information may be removed from the user's computer. Subsequently, the technician accesses another computer such as, for example, a new computer that has been assigned to the same user. The technician accesses the World Wide Web through the new computer and downloads the information previously stored on the remote storage medium. This information can then be used to install the user's prior applications, settings and preferences on the new computer.
    As the parent noted, as would anybody who actually took the time to read the patent abstract (which apparently does NOT the original poster), this patent is for using the web as a place to migrate settings and data from one computer to another.

    Now, in my opinion, the actual patent is also ridiculous and way too broad in scope, but not nearly as bad as the picture painted by /.

    1. Re:Parent correct -- read the abstract! by miruku · · Score: 1

      "World Wide Web"

      so, this only covers http?

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    2. Re:Parent correct -- read the abstract! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sigh... it's called a definition.

    3. Re:Parent correct -- read the abstract! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know it's doofy when the abstract confuses "upload" and "download".

    4. Re:Parent correct -- read the abstract! by aastanna · · Score: 1

      Downloading my files from my desktop to a remote server? That doesn't make any sense...how about if i upload my files, am I exempt from the patent?

    5. Re:Parent correct -- read the abstract! by mattdm · · Score: 2, Informative

      Check out the definition of download. Apparently, there's some sorta bizarre historical usuage of the term that was lost on us kids growing up with BBS systems....

    6. Re:Parent correct -- read the abstract! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't Netscape Communicator do this?

    7. Re:Parent correct -- read the abstract! by E_elven · · Score: 1

      No, just the WWW. So, for example, http://slashdot.org is safe :)

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    8. Re:Parent correct -- read the abstract! by The+Bod · · Score: 1
      World Wide Web implies that the patent only applies to using the hypertext transfer protocol.


      World Wide Web != Internet


      I haven't read the claims of this patent, but the company I work for could may be in violation of this patent. We make industrial controllers and have a configuration utility that can download the settings from one controller and upload it to another controller.

    9. Re:Parent correct -- read the abstract! by aborchers · · Score: 1
      World Wide Web implies that the patent only applies to using the hypertext transfer protocol.


      Sorry, but that's incorrect. WWW uses any number of protocols and has since day one. HTTP is just a specialized protocol for the hypertext aspect. ftp, gopher, wais (remember those?) and many others are also considered part of WWW.

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    10. Re:Parent correct -- read the abstract! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is there a formal defintion of the www?

      From my understanding, the whole of idea of a "World Wide Web" is interconnecton via hypertext links. An idea really introduced with HTTP/HTML.

      The "Internet" refers to the interconnection of computers/networks.

      In the early 90's to today, I have never heard "the Web" refer to anything other than HTTP/HTML/... type service: WEBsite, WEB page, etc..refer to HTML/HTTP.

      gopher/ftp/wais/etc are part of the Internet, but they are not the web.

    11. Re:Parent correct -- read the abstract! by CustomDesigned · · Score: 1

      I've been doing this every time we upgrade a customer since 1985. But on a private LAN. Is this a case of "do what people have been doing with computers for 20 years, but do it on the web!"? Or is migrating configuration via any kind of network covered by the patent?

    12. Re:Parent correct -- read the abstract! by naoursla · · Score: 1


      As the parent noted, as would anybody who actually took the time to read the patent abstract (which apparently does NOT the original poster), this patent is for using the web as a place to migrate settings and data from one computer to another.


      Except that that has been done before too. It looks like the company, Virtual Access Networks, Inc., may have been bought by Symantec. They had a product that uploaded settings and files on your old PC to a website and then downloaded them onto your new PC. It won best of show in the Enterprise Product category at Comde 2000 (I think that is the correct year). The company web site, thevan.com, is now redirected to Symantec ghost.

    13. Re:Parent correct -- read the abstract! by PIBM · · Score: 1

      And it say's exactly that we are UPLOADING the data to the bigger computer (server) and so this patent is not clearly written and should be voided. Anyway, as long as we don't need a technician to send the data to the distant computer, we are not infringing their patent .. right ?? =)

    14. Re:Parent correct -- read the abstract! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "web" was specifically designed to hyperlink to resources running other protocols such as FTP, Gopher, and so on. This solved a major problem where there was a lot of content on the Internet, but no good way to index or reference it.

      Furthermore, not all uses of the HTTP protocol could be considered part of the world wide web. For example, RPC-over-HTTP services usually aren't linked to the conventional WWW.

    15. Re:Parent correct -- read the abstract! by Ashtead · · Score: 1
      I haven't read the claims of this patent, but the company I work for could may be in violation of this patent. We make industrial controllers and have a configuration utility that can download the settings from one controller and upload it to another controller.

      Depending on when your company began using the technique you describe, this could be either infringement or prior art.

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    16. Re:Parent correct -- read the abstract! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Now, in my opinion, the actual patent is also ridiculous and way too broad in scope, but not nearly as bad as the picture painted by /.

      Well actually it would cover a backup system, where the backup is started by a "technician", and which can be restored on a new machine when the other is dead. It would also cover copying vmware image files to a server (using ftp via Internet Explorer ftp://myname@myserver.mycompany/ to access it), and then back to a new machine (provided there is a "technician").

      The good news is that the "technician" (sysadmin) could just write a script to allow the user to do everything by hirself, and I don't know how the claims holds.

    17. Re:Parent correct -- read the abstract! by aborchers · · Score: 1
      Is there a formal defintion of the www?


      Yes. Note that HTTP is listed as an example protocol, not the only one. Hypertext is vital, but needn't be HTML nor delivered over HTTP.

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    18. Re:Parent correct -- read the abstract! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The wording alone makes it invalid. Last time I checked, a download implies a "pull" from one machine to another. An upload is a "push" to one machine from another.
      How do to download to a server on the WWW?

      They need some people who understand basic english and technology whom grant these patents, or is the USPTO contracting out to India now too?

    19. Re:Parent correct -- read the abstract! by happyfrogcow · · Score: 1

      The information resident on the computer, including information regarding the computer and the user's preferences, are downloaded to a remote storage medium through the World Wide Web. Once downloaded...

      Technically.. one cannot download files from a local computer to a remote computer. You can upload the files from local->remote. You can download from remote->local. I think their terminology is wrong.

  34. Over the Internet... Technology? by BuckaBooBob · · Score: 1

    Seems to be the new Buzz word of Patentology.

    Patentology - The process of putting patents on everyday common tasks.

    Who would consider adding on "Over the ineternet" onto a common task and call it "Technology". Not I, Thats for sure. Then tossing a patent on it. This is totally out of hand.. This needs to stop sooner rather than later.

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  35. my patent - DOS attacks. by super_ogg · · Score: 0

    I plan on patenting DOS attacks. Someone's going to pay me whether what they are doing is illegal or not.
    ogg

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  36. NOT about software updates by LauraW · · Score: 4, Informative
    As someone else pointed out, this patent isn't about software updates; it's about preferences and other user settings. You have to read the patent's "Claims" section to know what it covers. They're the only part that really matters.

    The scary part of this patent isn't the user settings stuff, it's this claim:

    25. A method for asset management using the World Wide Web, comprising:
    • accessing the World Wide Web through a series of computer-related hardware devices connected to a network;
    • transferring information regarding each computer-related hardware device in said series of computer-related hardware devices to a remote storage medium;
    • compiling information related to said series of computer-related hardware devices derived from said information residing on said remote storage medium; and
    • preparing and disseminating reports compiled from said information.
    This seems to cover cases where every computer on a network (say in a corporate IT environment) uploads a bit of information about itself to a server, and then someone prepares a report based on that information. But there must be prior art on this one. And it would be pretty easy to get around this claim anyway -- just poll the machines for information rather than having them upload it to a central server.
    1. Re:NOT about software updates by crazy+blade · · Score: 1

      How about more-or-less everything regarding network management? Ok, so most SNMP related stuff uses polling as you said, but if I'm not mistaken, I think you can cofigure routers/switches to report status/statistics periodically to the NMS and... compile reports!

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    2. Re:NOT about software updates by curious.corn · · Score: 1

      Wasn't LDAP just about a directory service for just about anything you can think of? Anyone wishing to use LDAP to do HW accounting can get an unique id in the LDAP namespace and write an LDAP compliant schema to mirror PCI, mobo serial num, ATA ids (hw serial codes hardwired in the peripherials) and write boot scripts in new hardware wizards to upload them to an LDAP master. The only challenge in such a thing is getting to know the OS platform and write sw to fetch the data from the registry or /proc... hell if I were to administer > 100 meachines that's the first thing I'd do! This patent reminds me of a .sig I once read:

      --
      At that point, "you're no longer patenting the corkscrew," explained Duke University law professor James Boyle. "You're patenting the idea of taking the cork out of the bottle so you can drink the wine."

      Bah...

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    3. Re:NOT about software updates by questionlp · · Score: 1

      Sounds like something that LANDesk, SMS, Tivoli and CA's management suites do, be it over a local area network, wide area network, or even over the Internet (with or without tunneling).

    4. Re:NOT about software updates by jason.stover · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Just glancing at that, it seems that Red Hats RHN, would be prior-art. When the machines are registered with the network, you can have them upload information about the box; RAM, Processor, packages installed, name, etc.

      IIRC, you can also create reports from the data, but I haven't looked at it in a while.

      -J

    5. Re:NOT about software updates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't that be similar to XP's Product Activation?
      You tally hardware devices on the local machine, hash and encrypt it, send it off to Microsoft who store it and return to you a code to input into your Software to use it. However, they keep a copy of the info you send them to compare subsequent 'calls' from you.

    6. Re:NOT about software updates by silver · · Score: 1


      The scary part of this patent isn't the user settings stuff, it's this claim:

      25. A method for asset management using the World Wide Web, comprising:
      [...]

      This seems to cover cases where every computer on a network (say in a corporate IT environment) uploads a bit of information about itself to a server, and then someone prepares a report based on that information


      No, it doesn't quite cover that. Actually it doesn't cover that at all. The patent specifies "The World Wide Web". This is an important point. An http server on a lan is NOT "the World Wide Web" it is an http server on a lan. If you're going over a lan to an http server that doesn't face the Internet, they you are arguably not transferring anything over the World Wide Web at all.

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      Silver

  37. MOD PARENT DOWN by corebreech · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Poll: 75% of Palestinians support Haifa restaurant attack:

    Sig-lines like this should warrant posts automatically being modded down as off-topic or troll.

    1. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you'd be modded down as Offtopic for this post, so you're just perpetuating the nonsense...

  38. What kind of wind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're going to patent anal scents?

  39. MOD PARENT UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kinda neat!

  40. the patent only covers www, not the internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    so does that mean the patent only protects such activities when the transfer takes place through port 80 on the server?

    "The method and system of the present invention provides an improved technique for replacing, implementing and managing computer-related assets. A technician accesses the World Wide Web through a user's computer."

    1. Re:the patent only covers www, not the internet by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      No, the world wide web is not limited to port 80.

  41. Earth - Air - Fire - Water by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

    You forgot "Air" on that list. Well, unless someone has already patented it. :)

    http://www.paganlibrary.com/rituals_spells/invocat ion_elements.php

    North = Earth
    East = Air
    South = Fire
    West = Water

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    1. Re:Earth - Air - Fire - Water by yerricde · · Score: 1

      The omission of "air" was probably in response to the old "might as well patent breathing" joke repeated endlessly in topic: Patent Pending.

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    2. Re:Earth - Air - Fire - Water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, prior art is on air. it's the space between the 'pagan' ears.

      right next to the 'you hate me cause i'm a pagan' section.

      No, I hate you because you chose a belief based on it being different. Moron.

  42. Re:WILDCAT IS ON TEH SPOKE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no, just unlikely

  43. Only covers updates via the "World Wide Web" by slyfox · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This patent specifically covers using the World Wide Web to update a computer; it does not cover all possible ways to update software via the Internet (the web is just the subset of the internet that uses HTTP and HTML). Thus, if you perform automatic updates without using HTTP or HTML (say, XML and SCP), this patent does not affect you. In essence, this patent is easy to work around, so it should have much of a long-term effect on the world as we know it.

    I suspect the only reason this patent was issued was due to this specific nature of the claims; however, in the short-run this pattent still might cause some big headaches if the lawyers get really over eager (which always seems to happen...)

    1. Re:Only covers updates via the "World Wide Web" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WinWay Resume had auto updates via the WWW since November of 1998.

    2. Re:Only covers updates via the "World Wide Web" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Thus, if you perform automatic updates without using HTTP or HTML (say, XML and SCP), this patent does not affect you. In essence, this patent is easy to work around, so it should have much of a long-term effect on the world as we know it.

      Isn't there a clause that says if something is so obvious it can't be patented? I was installing Slackware via FTP or HTTP in 1995. I sure as heck know there's prior art before that.

    3. Re:Only covers updates via the "World Wide Web" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...if the lawyers get really over eager...

      It's the people who hire them that get over eager. You think any lawyer would do it on their own?

    4. Re:Only covers updates via the "World Wide Web" by aggressivepedestrian · · Score: 1

      Hmm. Saving user settings over the internet via some protocol other than HTTP. Anyone like to get together with me and patent that idea?

    5. Re:Only covers updates via the "World Wide Web" by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      The patent specifically said do not taunt Happy Fun Ball!

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      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
  44. It doesn't seem that broad by HardCase · · Score: 4, Insightful
    After reading the patent, the claims that are made don't appear to support updating or installing software over the Internet. They do seem to support maintaining a database of system settings that can be updated at a given workstation by a technician, then accessed by the same, or different technician, in order to account for existing user settings and to maintain a list of installed hardware and software so that when a software installation is performed, the technician can rely on this database to make sure that the software is installed to the user's satisfaction. It really seems to me that all that is really claimed is a way to utilize a remote database to maintain records of a particular computer's software and hardware configuration. The things that we write down on paper are now contained in a database. The critical part of the patent appears to be that the database is relational, maintained at a different location from the computer under examination and is accessed via the Internet.


    There aren't any claims about installing software or software updates. Perhaps a case could be made that an online software installation/update system that copies a computer's configuration from the computer to a remote system via the Internet could be infringing, but as far as I can tell software installers/updaters simply send an installer program that examines what's on the computer, then requests the appropriate files from the remote server. And it seems to me that that's how it should be done, anyway.


    Nonetheless, this still does not seem like anything particularly novel. The idea of maintaining a database of settings is certainly nothing new. Making that database accessible over the Internet doesn't seem like a particularly significant improvement. In fact, what is (critically) missing is automation. The claims that are made in the patent specifically call for the intervention of a technician in the process, to interpret the settings reported from the remote database. Regardless of the novelty of the idea, it doesn't seem to be as broadly applicable as the title of the /. summary makes it appear. I'm sure that the company can try to sue to enforce the patent against others delivering software updates over the Internet, but the claims that the patent makes (at least the novel claims) are so narrow that I don't think that they will enjoy too much success.


    And it seems that if anybody wants to look at an existing system that might infringe, Red Hat's RHN system may be just the thing. But I think that it's been around since well before 2002.


    -h-

    1. Re:It doesn't seem that broad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fact, what is (critically) missing is automation

      No, they covered that in the claims. They claim a system where the configuration info is updated in real time.

      Of course, they limit their claims to the "world wide web". You can implement the exact same thing using ssh or CVS and it will not be infringing.

    2. Re:It doesn't seem that broad by Herkum01 · · Score: 1

      Like Windows Profiles? That would seem to an obvious prior art claim. You might be able to claim XTerm settings are transferable from client to client and stored on a central server. This just to freakin obvious.

      I am going to file the "Get a Clue" Patent, and then license back to the USPTO for fortune because it then need it badly.

    3. Re:It doesn't seem that broad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It also focuses exclusively on the use of World Wide Web to transfer such settings.

      Last I checked, there were alternatives to move data objects: ftp, scp, etc.

      -jonathan

    4. Re:It doesn't seem that broad by BugZRevengE · · Score: 1

      From what i read, basically it is about automatically storing a disk image in a database of each machine. This image is transfered over the WWW.
      I have done something similar:
      Using norton ghost and windows scheduler schedule norton ghost to dump the disk at midnight each night to the windows server drive.. each machine backs up its own hdd to the server. The only difference is that i used windows networking (sometimes over high speed internet vpn) instead of WWW - why whould you want to use www???

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    5. Re:It doesn't seem that broad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I think that netscape had a feature to allow you to store your bookmarks via HTTP (roaming profiles) prior to 2000, thus there is no doubt about prior art.
      Our Tech's at work used this to propagate settings from our old Sun machines to the new ones.

  45. Re:I DO IT WRONG!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Replace "tear her ass open with my engorged dick" with "copy a 20 MB file from one folder on her hard drive to another", and it will be perfect.

    Oh, and work GNAA into there somewhere, too.

  46. OMFG what about the apt system by aws4y · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Does this mean I have to pay $10 to $25 when I use apt. I mean it seems pretty clear to me that apt goes through the method of the patent. I think the USPTO has gone to far.

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  47. MOD PARENT UP! by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 4, Funny

    well, we're gonna have a hard time /.ing you if you don't give us your IP...

    Very nice pun, in a story about patents :)

    --
    "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
  48. My plan by ThenAgain · · Score: 1

    I intend to file for a business practice patent covering filing fraudulent method patents as a revenue source. Who's with me?

    1. Re:My plan by Simple-Simmian · · Score: 1
      You need to add "prior art" to the patent and I am investing in ya.
      Given the patent offices current method of granting patents you have a sure winner.
      Then you can run a litigation company like SCO and others.
      I can already feel the gold in my greedy little hands now.
      Go for it baby I am with you!

      For those of you who are humor challenged.
      I am joking.

      --
      If you don't like what I write don't be a CS and mod it down. Refute it.
      Yea I can't spell. So what is your point?
  49. There must be some prior art before Dec 2002 ! by openmtl · · Score: 2, Informative

    Roaming profiles seem to be prior art for this one !. Also what about likes of NortonsGhost or Veritas and the myriad of backup systems that save user data to network for bare-metal recoveries. Puting magic words of world wide web just means using http to transfer files: nothing new and done many time before. Bluecurrent probaly can't believe their luck in getting this patent. User settings saved on a network so that you can re-use these when you re-install on another machine (asset) ! Shit, I would never have thought of doing that ! No my first thought when I re-install my PCs is to copy my files from my local hard disk to my local hard disk; you know, the one I'm about to format/junk/rebuild !. Doh !.

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  50. Is it me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... or did they just patent rcp?

    1. Re:Is it me... by Bu+Na+Dan · · Score: 0

      what's with the old netscape roaming profile feature?

  51. Prior Art: PC Sync by Brett+Glass · · Score: 1

    Traveling Software/Laplink's PC Sync, which was out quite some time ago, is prior art.

  52. Microsoft Windows Roaming Profiles as Prior Art? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft should be able to whack it.

  53. Senate by man_ls · · Score: 1

    I'm writing letters to my U.S. Senators about this issue...if it raises a few eyebrows, mission accomplished.

    Yes, I said writing and letters. I am going to mail dead trees to them.

    1. Re:Senate by Simple-Simmian · · Score: 1

      It appear dead trees and cash are all they will listen to (maybe)

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      If you don't like what I write don't be a CS and mod it down. Refute it.
      Yea I can't spell. So what is your point?
    2. Re:Senate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell them that examiners need more time to do a quality job for each patent than what they are currently given. More search time will result in better quality searches and fewer bad cases getting through.

      See here for some more info:
      http://www.popa.org/newsletters/sepoct03.sh tml

    3. Re:Senate by Haeleth · · Score: 1

      > I am going to mail dead trees to them.

      Well, I suppose that will probably get their attention, but can you afford enough stamps?

  54. AGGGHHHH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  55. OT: Whats up with these new slashdot ads ? by phoxix · · Score: 1
    Sorry for the offtopic discussion

    But who else is noticing the new ads on the front page ?

    http://opencurve.org/~sunny/images/slashdot.png

    Sunny Dubey

  56. Its unfortunate that... by supton · · Score: 1

    ...in the US, we bomb foreign countries for less invsive violations of human rights, such as free speech. Imagine these folks suign the Debian project, for example. I'm more worried day-to-day about the more suttle, under-the-table terrorism enacted against our industry and trade by those willing to exert power through the legal and patent system. The problem here is that enforcing a patent can trace its authority to the end of the barrel of a law-enforcement officer's handgun, or the weapons of economic ruin in court pronouncements. As long as corporations can carry this kind of power protected by the rule-of-law to stifle free speech and free enterprise, how can it not be called fascism? It's not a stretch to call this violence, is it? What kind of sentences should we give to violent criminals (perhaps better use of the court system)?

  57. Just another patent... by matchlight · · Score: 1

    A patent is easy to get considering that the burden of proof depends partly on the party filing. Along with the research done by the patent office, which takes a long time, the patent filer is supposed to, for their own sake, research for prior art, etc. I've been schooled on this by another slashdot user on the topic of how many ways there are to bust a patent.

  58. Prior Art? by Feezle · · Score: 3, Informative

    WebMachines "iaNetwork" used to support remote storage and management of user preferences, so you could log into any machine managed by iaNetwork and see your data the way you liked. It handled remote updates, individual user preferences, devive settings, etc. See this link, courtesy of the WayBack Machine for a look at the (sadly, defunct) WebMachines iaNetwork. The iaNetwork "Identity Server" and iaNetwork "Device Server" seem most relevant to the patent in question.

    1. Re:Prior Art? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wrote this code for AOL in 1997.

      This patent *WILL* be challenged.

  59. Re:OT: Whats up with these new slashdot ads ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tell them that examiners need more time to do a quality job for each patent than what they are currently given. More search time will result in better quality searches and fewer bad cases getting through.

    See here for some more info:
    http://www.popa.org/newsletters/sepoct03.sh tml

  60. Why? by DAldredge · · Score: 1, Interesting

    It is a fact.

    http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?pagename= JP ost/JPArticle/ShowFull&cid=1066287147759&p=1008596 981749

    Just because something doesn't fit your view of the world, doesn't mean that it should be hidden. If you don't agree with it, you should confront it, not try to hide it.

    1. Re:Why? by corebreech · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The hope was not to turn this into a forum on the Israeli occupation of Palestine, something your sig clearly tries to do.

      If you are so desperate to defend the indefensible, perhaps you should take it to a forum that wants to talk about that subject.

      There are any number of "facts" about this conflict, not the least of which is that the number of Palestinian dead exceeds the number of Israeli dead by a factor of three.

      I am quite sure if I were to put that in my sig that I would be modded off-topic or troll here, as I should, since this is /., and not a forum for Jewish Supremacists like yourself.

    2. Re:Why? by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

      No, it's not a FACT.

      I say this is not FACT because the link you didn't bother to put in an anchor tag is broken. So I went to the root site. Needless to say, I wouldn't consider it an unbiased source for such information, much less a source of any reliable FACTS on the matter.

      The FACT is probably this:

      Poll: 75% of totally unaccountable people who responded to this poll support Haifa restaurant attack

      I put as much stock in your FACT as I put in those idiotic call in polls that MSNBC and CNN run.

      If you don't agree with it, you should confront it, not try to hide it.

      This coming from an individual who has apparently gone out and actively sought "evidence" to support a decision they already made.

      The only FACT is that you've got a bunch of Jewish folks running around claiming they own this that and everything else and making constant, aggresive incursions into territory that DOESN'T belong to them. On the other side, you've got fanatical loons blowing themselves and innocent people to smithereens in the name of "justice" and "martyrdom". On both sides, you have the large numbers of people who just want it all to stop so they can pick up their broken lives and try to move on.

      Therefore, the only FACT is that a group of Jewish and Palestinian fanatics are making life miserable for everybody else and until they're all dealt with on BOTH sides of the coin, it won't stop.

      Being stupid doesn't afflict just Palestinineans or Jews - there's plenty of stupid people on both sides of the border. But, of course, you'd prefer to believe, I suppose, that somehow the Palestineans' fanatical idiots are "worse" than the invading - yes, invading - Jews that keep pushing new settlements into territory they claim some idiotic "divine right" to. Nope - sorry, that's just as stupid. If you don't want a war, you don't engage in acts of war in the first place.

      --
      Alito: A vote for Alito is a punch in the eye to put that bitch back in her place!
    3. Re:Why? by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      My sig doesn't say what side of the issue I am on.

    4. Re:Why? by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      2 points.

      1: The link is not broken.
      2: /code puts spaces in long lines. That is why when you copy/past the link it appears broken.

      Perhaps one who doesn't know such simple things shouldn't be posting about topics that are much more complex.

    5. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you don't want a war, you don't engage in acts of war in the first place.

      That's pretty insightful there.

      Of course, it's so far off topic as to make me cringe.

    6. Re:Why? by the_mad_poster · · Score: 0, Troll

      My sig doesn't say what side of the issue I am on.

      Uhhh... and that would be a relevant response how? I'm attacking that you said it's a fact. It's irrelevant which "side" you're on. The point is, it's not a fact. Aribitrary polls are not fact and there's no "good guy" in the conflict. That's the point. I can't really boil my post down any simpler than that, so I hope you can make a relevant response based on that simplification.

      Perhaps one who doesn't know such simple things shouldn't be posting about topics that are much more complex.

      And... slashcode is relevant to the middle east how? Do you understand how an alternator works? If not, it's my informed opinion that YOU, good friend, should not be commenting on issues this complex.

      In fact, I did take out the space, but, I apparently took out more than that as well because I got a 404. Oops, my bad, sorry I typoed because you didn't bother to put your link in a tag so it would've worked properly to begin with.

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      Alito: A vote for Alito is a punch in the eye to put that bitch back in her place!
    7. Re:Why? by andreMA · · Score: 1
      I am quite sure if I were to put that in my sig that I would be modded off-topic or troll here
      No, most people here (even the Usual Suspect trolls and flamebaiters) recognize a .sig for what it is: irrelevant to the topic at hand... sometimes humorous, sometimes expressive of a political viewpoint, often stupid. It means about as much as a bumpersticker you see on the highway... and if you get this excited about them, I suggest some anger management seminars.
    8. Re:Why? by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      The survey was done by "Palestinian Center for Policy and Survey Research (PSR) in Ramallah."

      http://www.pcpsr.org/index.html

      I would not call them a pro-jewish org.

      For those that have trouble with complex computer operations, like cut and past and/or space removal

      As to their not being a good side to this conflict, maybe so. But it isn't the Israel that is killing women and kids AS THEIR MAIN OBJECTIVE. If the PA wanted peace, they would stop the bombers and stop teaching that the state of Israel should be wiped off the face of the Earth.

      IF they did, it would remove the reasons for Israel counter attacks.

    9. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The hope was not to turn this into a forum on the Israeli occupation of Palestine, something your sig clearly tries to do.

      So... uhh... why did you post something about it to this forum? Why didn't you just e-mail the guy?

      You're stupid!

    10. Re:Why? by andreMA · · Score: 1
      Respond! Don't mod down.
      I'll take Door Number 3, Monty... "Ignore"

      It's a .sig it should be neither the basis for moderation nor the spawning of an offtopic thread. It's irrelevant except that it might be thought provoking to someone. There's a reason they're limited to 120 characters: to discourage editorializing on unrelated subjects. This seems lost on some people, though...

    11. Re:Why? by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      Changed my sig per your suggestion.

      Thanks.

    12. Re:Why? by corbettw · · Score: 1

      The link is broken, because it's not a link. It's just text in your comment. A link would have anchor tags surrounding it.

      Jesus Christ, there a lot of lazy people on this site. How damn hard is it to put "<a href=foobar.org>" and "</a>" around your damn "links"??

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      God invented whiskey so the Irish would not rule the world.
    13. Re:Why? by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      Psss. Look two posts down.

    14. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      this is /., and not a forum for Jewish Supremacists like yourself.

      Isreal!=Jews and Jews!=Isreal, shithead.

    15. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isreal != Jews. How is this so hard for people here? There not a bunch of Jews -- they're a bunch of Isrealis. Get it right.

    16. Re:Why? by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

      I would not call them a pro-jewish org.

      You still missed the point. I don't care if they're pro-Martian - a poll is not a "fact". There are any number of ridiculous polls running around about every subject at any given time from any number of "reputable" resources. Amusingly enough, despite the fact that many claim to be "independant", they always manage to refute one another's conclusions. A poll can be twisted in any way a pollster wants, so it's not a debateable "fact".

      And, I'm not going to argue over the middle east with you. You obviously have drawn a conclusion that you wouldn't change in the face of evidence that piled higher than Mt. Everest. You can believe whatever you want about the conflict. You can believe aliens built Easter Island and the Pyramids as vacation resorts. I don't care. The point still stands that a poll is not a fact.

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  61. There is far too much punctuation... by gsdali · · Score: 1

    for that document to stand up in court.

    On a more serious note. It's hard actually to see what they are patenting, which I guess is the hallmark of a good money grabbing patent. I think, though, that prior art will probably deal with this. The patent system is being slowly broken by people patenting the gimcrack, and the money grubbing rather than the truly novel.

  62. Time to pay by JFMulder · · Score: 1

    to file a patent on Earth, Fire, and Water.
    Yeah, that's right, you can't patent Air, because I've already patented it along with breathing so you people better start coughing up that money now!

  63. GO PLANET! by yerricde · · Score: 1

    [Patents on earth, fire, wind, water, heart]

    By your powers combined, I have patented Captain Planet!

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    1. Re:GO PLANET! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot about 'heart'

    2. Re:GO PLANET! by schnits0r · · Score: 1

      no no, you mean, By your powers combined, I am captain patent!

    3. Re:GO PLANET! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read it more closely. Yerricde mentioned "heart", which was used on Captain Planet to mean something roughly equivalent to "spirit".

      Still, I think the punchline would be better as "By your powers combined, I am Captain Patent!"

    4. Re:GO PLANET! by eatdave13 · · Score: 1

      Someday I will kill you all.

      --
      "Verbing weirds language." -- Calvin
    5. Re:GO PLANET! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Captain Planet! He's Our Hero!
      Gonna cut pollution down to Zero!

      He's our powers, magnified
      And he's fighting on the planets side!

      We're the planeteers,
      you can be one too!
      Cause saving the planet
      is the thing to do!

      Looting and polluting, Is not the way,
      Hear what Captain Planet, has to say!


      You'll pay for this Captain Planet!!

  64. M$ Prior Art???? by perotbot · · Score: 1

    Isn't this the same as the M$ user setting migration utility? Hate to say it but the boys in Redmond may have thought of this before the Patent Submitter......

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  65. More Prior Art by magnum3065 · · Score: 1

    Windows Roaming Profiles have been mentioned, but starting with Windows XP MS offered the "Files and Settings Transfer Wizard." I think third parties have also previously provided software like this as well which allows program settings and files to be saved to a disk or transferred over the network to the new computer.

  66. AOL is going to love this by Crashmarik · · Score: 1

    I am surprised their lawyers aren't busy formulating a defensive suit right now. Lets face it they have been storing your buddy list information, your favorites and emails as backed up files on their servers since aol 3.0 (that I know of please don't flame for earlier versions)

    1. Re:AOL is going to love this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And don't forget the updates to the AOL software that would automatically download prior to the modem disconnecting when you gave AOL the 'sign off' command. Those auto-downloads of updates have been around for at least 9 or 10 years.

  67. ZeroInstall by Roguelazer · · Score: 1

    Information is sparse, but one would think that 0Install (http://zero-install.sourceforge.net/) would be prior art...

  68. Goatse Pumpkin Carving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Off topic but....

    http://www.speedball2000.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/imag es/pumpkin.jpg

  69. Not to mention Blood, Sweat, and Tears. by unassimilatible · · Score: 1

    Jesus H, all that money spend on law school, why didn't I think of this???

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  70. keep the good flash... by gid13 · · Score: 1

    Mozilla Firebird has an extremely simple but extremely useful plugin (oh, "extension", whatever) called "flash click to view"... It is exactly what it says; every time you load a web page with flash content, it doesn't play until you click it... The ads are gone, and on those rare occasions when I find flash I want to see, it's easy.

  71. LDAP? by femto · · Score: 1
    Aren't there and awful lot of similar things out there using LDAP to store settings and statistics? Also doesn't IMAP include some way of storing settings and other such 'meta' information?

    Presumambly LDAP is included as part of the 'world wide web' (including http, ftp, ...) as distinct from the 'http web', so they cannot even claim the dubious novelty of just sustituting LDAP with HTTP?

  72. Prior art! by Raptor+CK · · Score: 1

    I'm sure that Earth, Wind and Fire may have some issues with being 2/3rds patented by someone else.

    --
    Raptor
    "Procrastination is great. It gives me a lot more time to do things that I'm never going to do."
  73. Don't use secure-incryption methods by perrye · · Score: 1

    I know that transfering personal data across the internet with out encryption is just stupid, but they did specify it...

    5. The method of claim 3 or claim 4 wherein said method of accessing said World Wide Web incorporates secure, encrypted transmission.

  74. God damn! by autopr0n · · Score: 0

    Why the hell don't people on this site know how to hyperlink? Pasting URLS into Slashdot does not work. You have to make a link like <a href="yoururl">link text</a>

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  75. Prior Art Novell ZENWorks by perotbot · · Score: 1

    If this is true, then Novell ZenWorks is prior art. The ZEN Inventory module has been around at least since 97/98 and does exactly what is listed above using a report engine. It also can export all the inventory data to Crystal Reports....

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  76. Apache itself is prior art by yerricde · · Score: 2, Informative

    My own web site is prior art to claim 25 of this patent. Here's how access to a web site running on Apache HTTP Server goes:

    25. A method for asset management using the World Wide Web, comprising: accessing the World Wide Web through a series of computer-related hardware devices connected to a network;

    People visit the web site, looking for a recently released open-source NES game.

    transferring information regarding each computer-related hardware device in said series of computer-related hardware devices to a remote storage medium;

    Web browsers send User-agent: HTTP headers to the web site whenever pulling a file.

    compiling information related to said series of computer-related hardware devices derived from said information residing on said remote storage medium;

    Apache collects User-agent: information in a log file.

    and preparing and disseminating reports compiled from said information.

    The web site uses Webalizer to produce reports from the server logs, and the webmaster digests the reports into posts on the site's news page.

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    1. Re:Apache itself is prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First off, congratulations on a well thought out presentation of prior art which actually deals with the claims instead of some general vague understanding of what the abstract says is the invention. This is perhaps the first post I have seen where I may actually agree that something is prior art. Slashdot needs more people like you.

      Secondly (and I am reaching a bit here), the only thing I can think of as to why this may not qualify, is that the system you are describing has little to do with assest management. For prior art to qualify, it must be in the same field as the invention in a patent application. I do agree that it could be argued that the system could be adapted for assest management, however whether that would be obvious (according to 35 USC 103 and established case law) or not is questionable.

      Just thought I'd throw it out there for the sake of discussion.

    2. Re:Apache itself is prior art by yerricde · · Score: 1

      the system you are describing has little to do with assest management.

      A well-paid attorney would be able to argue that the web site is an asset, and repeat readers are assets, and considering which pages are viewed most often is a method of managing them.

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  77. On further reflection. . . by kfg · · Score: 1

    at least they didn't patent backing up system files to removable media, so at least we still have that area open to us.

    Oh, wait. Call my patent attorney, we've got a live one!

    KFG

  78. It is still wrong by konmaskisin · · Score: 1

    ACAP is prior art

  79. RTFA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Seriously, read the fucking article. Actually, just read the abstract, and you will see that this is a system for saving a user's settings on a remote server so that the settings and software can be installed on a new computer for the user.

    Now this is not nearly as outrageous a patent as the headline would have you believe. But it is still pretty general and there is probably prior art for it.

    Anyone else think Slashdot has turned into a sensationalistic tabloid?

  80. Pointless by fractilian · · Score: 0

    Its their patent is pointless because I am filing a patent for zero's and one's. When i get it ALL digital data will belong to me and you will all have to pay me Millions.... muhahahahahaha

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  81. These patent stories are getting old... by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yes. The patent system is screwed up. But do we really need to have a story every day about every new piece of evidence that the patent system is screwed up?

    When this company starts actually enforcing its patent, then maybe it'll justify a story. Probably not though. I'd wait until they actually win a case. Which will be never.

  82. ob Half-Baked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you ever updated your software...over the Internet?

  83. Well what diffrence does it make? by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    As long as you're not sending the data over port 80 using HTTP, you're not going to be violating the patent!

    I don't think this company is going to to take the time to file the other 2^32-1 patents they are going to need to cover the rest of the 'net.

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  84. Prior art in 4 steps. by mpn14tech · · Score: 1

    1. Zip up my home directory on my linux box which has all my settings in rc files. 2. Upload to a server 3. Download to a second linux box 4. Extract settings to my home directory on second linux box.

  85. does this not describe HTTP ???? by nzNick · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Forgive me if I am mistaken - but this process is the HTTP protocal!! Pages are stored on your PC (OK in a tempory directory but still, they are "installed") and "run" in your browser. Oh !@#$%^&

  86. The Web huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    What exactly is the 'World Wide Web'? Does it have boundaries, is it a distinct term used for a specific area of the Internet? What?

    I say this because as far as I'm concerned, it doesn't cover a system I developed which runs on HTTP over a company intranet. It does exactly what this patent describes and assists in the migration of user settings from one PC to another when systems are updated etc. etc. in a large organisation. It does not use the 'World Wide Web' so to speak.

    The 'World Wide Web' is just a buzzword and shows that the holder has no idea about the system that they're talking about, which is too generalised. If they don't describe exactly what it is they're referring to, the whole patent is screwed I guess. IANAL, but it'd be so much better to say 'a method of transferring data using the HTTP protocol to a remote server' - but in any case, a real world non-patentable method of doing this would be to stick important copies of documents in a safe at another location. That fulfils exactly the same criteria, but I bet that can't be patented... It's all just nuts.

    1. Re:The Web huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah nuts, just read the definition for World Wide Web.

      Well, guess I'll just have to get users to access it via IP, not URI.

    2. Re:The Web huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's nuts is that the Patent Office accepted it. As far as I can tell, there's Earth, and then there's Planet Patent Office.

  87. Fraud charges by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The "inventors" should be charged with fraud. Debian was able to do all this long before December 17, 2002.

  88. 'till '13? by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    Well, anyone is better then bush, but shouldn't we get someone who will end this ridiculous war on drugs soon?

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  89. Frivolous software patents. by pstreck · · Score: 1

    It seems to be getting all to common to here about new software related patents that are not inventive, but that describe a procedure or system that is already in wide spread use. There must be some way to appeal to a right-minded government official that these things are not new ideas, that the people patenting them didn't even think them up, and that thousands of pieces of software free and commercial are already implementing things like these. In this particular case its clearly obvious that this patent was filed for one reason, to make money. I don't know legalese, but some of you do. Is there any way we as a community can fight this?

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    1. Re:Frivolous software patents. by EnderWiggin99 · · Score: 1

      Yes quite doable. The impossible is finding a right-minded government official. Kinda like wiping diarrhea with cheesecloth. You get down and dirty, things are looking up, and then your hand is covered in shit with nothing to show for it.

  90. You're all in violation! by inkswamp · · Score: 1
    I've just been awarded a patent on posting responses to technology and computer-related issues on Internet message boards and forums. Anyone posting here, please contact me immediately so we can settle your violation of my patent out of court.

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  91. Is this covered? by jefu · · Score: 1
    When I upgrade linux on my computer, I copy (usually using scp, but also at one point or another I've used ftp, email and even a cheezy web based file saving program I wrote) /etc/fstab, /etc/passwd and the like to another computer over the network.

    Then I do the upgrade and copy back those files.

    Is this in violation of the patent if I do it now?

    I've done it before, but evidently it does not count as prior art, nor as being obvious to someone in the field. (I didn't publish it.)

    As I said in my last post on the subject, the USPTO and their overlords need large doses of antipsychotics.

    1. Re:Is this covered? by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 2, Funny

      As I said in my last post on the subject, the USPTO and their overlords need large doses of antipsychotics.

      I, for one, welcome our new psychotic undermedicated patent-holding Texan overlords.

      [ducks]

  92. yes, you need to know. by twitter · · Score: 4, Insightful
    But do we really need to have a story every day about every new piece of evidence that the patent system is screwed up?

    If you don't care about internet software updating and maintaning that has a database, you don't care about this. That would mean you don't have a system like apt, up2date, ports or any other software version atomation on any of your computers. If that's the case, Slashdot does not have much to offer you and you should point your licensed copy of IE someplace else. If you care about free software, stupid software patents bother you because that's how propriatory software makers intend to kill their competition.

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    1. Re:yes, you need to know. by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      If you don't care about internet software updating and maintaning that has a database, you don't care about this.

      Hmm, well I do care about internet software updating and maintaining a database, but I don't care about this.

      That would mean you don't have a system like apt, up2date, ports or any other software version atomation on any of your computers.

      Umm, that would require 1) Slashdot to have described the patent properly, 2) The company to decide to enforce it, 3) The courts to agree, and 4) Them to stop me from downloading the software from download sites in other countries, just like I did with PGP when that was under patent restrictions.

  93. Are patent applications made out of hemp? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Cause the USPTO employees must be smokin it up!

  94. Waay OT but. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Posting anonymously because this is so far off-topic it doesn't need to be at even +1 here.

    What diffrence does the tactic make?

    To civilised people, it does make a difference. But you're right that it cuts both sides. If it's ok for the IDF to level entire blocks to kill Hamas leaders, then it's just as ok for Hamas to blow up restaurants, buses, and nightclubs (remembering that Israeli soldiers use the bus system as their main way of getting to and from base, and that every crowded nightclub or restaurant in Israel has a fair percentage of IDF troopers, in or out of uniform, in it.)

    The Pallies, fighting with scavenged materials, at least have some excuse - the years of oppression and warfare have left them without the means to wage a traditional battle, and it could be argued that they have no other choice. But the Israeli government has the very best equipped military in the world, bar none, and are quite capable of fighting in a more civilised way, or, god forbid, just ending the occupation and putting a stop to the violence. But they use it just like the US government uses the threat of Al Qaeda - to keep the population united against the external threat, so they don't notice the internal one. Neither one will willingly let the threat recede.

  95. No, I'm New Here by New+Here · · Score: 1, Funny

    No, I'm New Here

    1. Re:No, I'm New Here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're some sort of Slashdot Kibo. You odd, odd man.

  96. Trademarked already by willpost · · Score: 1

    EARTH, WIND & FIRE
    IC 041. US 107. G & S: ENTERTAINMENT SERVICES RENDERED BY A VOCAL AND INSTRUMENTAL GROUP. FIRST USE: 19701110. FIRST USE IN COMMERCE: 19701110
    Serial Number 73120117

    WIND WATER FIRE EARTH
    IC 025. US 022 039. G & S: Clothing, namely T-shirts, sweatshirts, sweatpants, pants, shorts, hats, caps and visors. FIRST USE: 19950915. FIRST USE IN COMMERCE: 19950915
    IC 028. US 022 023 038 050. G & S: Sporting goods, namely, skateboards and skateboard accessories, namely, wheels, rails and trucks. FIRST USE: 19950915. FIRST USE IN COMMERCE: 19950915
    Mark Drawing Code (1) TYPED DRAWING
    Serial Number 76055552

    WATER, WIND, EARTH & FIRE
    IC 042. US 100 101. G & S: Retail Store Services, featuring fireplace accessories, gas logs, fountains, outdoor furniture, garden accessories, planters, statuary, and house furnishings. FIRST USE: 19920000. FIRST USE IN COMMERCE: 19920000
    Mark Drawing Code (1) TYPED DRAWING
    Serial Number 76144623

    FIRE WATER EARTH
    (CANCELLED) IC 018. US 003. G & S: luggage, namely tote bags. FIRST USE: 19940815. FIRST USE IN COMMERCE: 19940815
    Mark Drawing Code (3) DESIGN PLUS WORDS, LETTERS, AND/OR NUMBERS
    Design Search Code 260103 260112 260512 260912
    Serial Number 74579027

    1. Re:Trademarked already by Codifex+Maximus · · Score: 1

      PRIOR ART:
      Greeks, Romans and many other classical/pre-renaissance cultures believed that there were only four elements: EARTH, WIND, FIRE and WATER.

      So, these terms have been in common use for over 2500 years.

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    2. Re:Trademarked already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that has what to do with trademarks?

    3. Re:Trademarked already by Codifex+Maximus · · Score: 1

      AC Posted:
      > And that has what to do with trademarks?

      And from the original thread parent:
      > I think it's time for someone to file a patent
      > on Earth, Fire, and Water. ;-)

      What does my post have to do with trademarks? Well, I'm not a lawyer; I suppose you are. Anyway, just that the terms are of ancient common use. The original post mentioned patents - which had more to do with my post.

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    4. Re:Trademarked already by OwnedByTwoCats · · Score: 2, Funny
      Greeks, Romans and many other classical/pre-renaissance cultures believed that there were only four elements: EARTH, WIND, FIRE and WATER.


      Modern science is now much more advanced, and clearly states that there are four phases of matter: solid, gasseous, plasma, and liquid.
  97. Never! by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    That would ruin the slashdot "You do the work, we take the money!" bussness model!

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  98. Unix / Windows has been doing this since ~1994. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    (1) What about thin clients? They store all settings on a server so that you can sit at any terminal you want and get your desktop. Unix has been capable of this since way before 1994 (which was when I first used Unix at university).

    (2) At the school I went to they even did the same thing with the Windows 3.1 machines. Because they couldn't secure the installations, the machines were re-imaged every time they rebooted. When you logged out, your files were written to your network drive and the entire machine erased. I'm fairly sure that Windows has been capable of doing something like this (syncing with a network drive) without any extra software since Windows 95.

    (3) The book "The Diamond Age" by Neil Stephenson describes a similar process whereby user settings were stored on a server (YT's mom in her federal job whereby the earliest arrivals sit at a computer close the front of the room - those who are late sit at the shameful back).

    (4) Microsoft Hotmail has an Outlook Express interface that works over port 80 using web services to access and read your mail. Any changes you make to your mail files locally is then mirrored on the remote Hotmail server.

    You only need to substitute "world wide web" in the patents text with "LAN" or "WAN" (which is essentially the same damn thing - it's just a protocol over TCP/IP) to get a good description of 1, 2 or 3. Item 4 covers web-based access over port 80 - which, really could be applied to anything.

    With these sort of patents being filed (and approved) - the patent office should be shut down permanently. It has lost it's original purpose of protecting the truly original thinkers amid a sea of pathetic scam artists and lawyers who have never done a day's real work in their lives.

    1. Re:Unix / Windows has been doing this since ~1994. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      (3) The book "The Diamond Age" by Neil Stephenson describes a similar process whereby user settings were stored on a server (YT's mom in her federal job whereby the earliest arrivals sit at a computer close the front of the room - those who are late sit at the shameful back).
      Don't you mean "Snow Crash"?
  99. It's not all that specific by billstewart · · Score: 1

    I've used this basic technique to migrate machines using various remote file sharing protocols - NFS for Suns, Microsoft file server file sharing for DOS and Windows, probably even FTP sometimes. It's an obvious thing to do. Using HTTP as the protocol instead of other file transfer or file sharing protocols is also obvious to anyone skilled in the art. About the only wrinkle is files that Windows deliberately makes hard to copy, i.e. the Registry, and there's plenty of commerical and probably free prior art for things that make copying the Registry less annoying.

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  100. Microsoft 2000 does infringe on this patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since my settings are transfered if I log in on my colleague's PC...

  101. .Mac is Prior Art by Josuah · · Score: 1

    Apple's .Mac service does this saving of user settings/preferences and stuff like that via the web through WebDAV. And .Mac is prior art since this patent was filed Dec. 17, 2002, at which time .Mac was already operational.

    I don't know exactly when the iSync capable features were added to .Mac, but the address book and bookmarks is also there. You could also publish iCal calendars.

  102. Internet VS In-tar-web by OzPhIsH · · Score: 1

    This patent pretty specifically says "World Wide Web". What if we use some other tool, like scp, or ftp. That's not still "the web", is it? What if this is done using with VPNs? Is that "the web?" What if the dream of a nationwide wireless mesh network actually pulls off in the future. Is that "the web," or is it something new. Is "the web" IP based network? This is all in additon to the more obvious problems of prior art and obviousness. I hate software patents!

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    1. Re:Internet VS In-tar-web by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
      Knowing how twisty lawyers can be, this is probably exactly how Microsoft, IBM and others will get around the patent. The Web is very specifically HTTP components. If the patent specified TCP/IP, it would be more difficult to avoid.

      All the big players need to do is to provide a download-and-install program that uses their own custom, trade-secret protocol to pull files from their home base.

  103. Re:has anyone patented this: by Xformer · · Score: 1

    Yeah... Amazon.com

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  104. Re:Also: by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

    anyway More palistinan women and children have been killed then isreali's in total

    Yes, because numbers are all that matters.

    How about taking the intent of those doing the killing into account? You know, like how the Palestinian suicide bombers and infiltrators specifically targets civilians, whilst the Israeli military does not?

  105. Nature cannot be patented. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nature cannot be patented.

    Natural estrogen is modified to allow for patents.

    Installation via Internet is a natural product of the Internet, thus cannot be patented.

    Just my 2 cents.

  106. Doesn't Office have this built in? by ripleymj · · Score: 1

    Given that this article is just slightly misguided, and this patent does indeed cover remote settings storage, I believe that Microsoft may have a little prior art. IIRC, Office since 2000 or XP had an option on the menu that would allow settings to be stored to MS's servers for 30-90 days or so to allow you to move between computers, or reformat and reinstall.

  107. CmdrTaco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would you please get rid of your so called news reporter "timothy"? His skills are those below of a regular Slashdot troll. Thank you.

  108. Don't worry! by Eat_The_Rich_Bastard · · Score: 1

    Sci-Fi Rome can't last forever. It's only a matter of time before the serfs get sick of it.

  109. I've used it by JynXed · · Score: 2, Informative

    I've used the product in question on a contract a little while ago. It's great for taking an entire office, upgrading all their computers to newer models.. and retaining all the personal settings from the account/profile.

  110. Indians have a patent on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    5 elements - earth, wind, fire, water, nature.
    also the concept of Zero.
    You guys can take the rest.

  111. IBM AIX FixDist by egburr · · Score: 0
    If it is really talking about performing software updates like Windows Update...

    If you replace the patent's text "World Wide Web" with "Internet", this would be a good description of IBM's AIX FixDist tool. It was firmly entrenched in place when I first encountered it in 1998, so I'm sure it has been around considerably longer than that.

    It was a program that you downloaded on your AIX system. When you ran it, it would check in with IBM's FTP site for the list of available fixes and maintenance packages, then give you the option to download them. It used FTP to perform the downloads, and installation was not automatically performed, but the main point is that it determined what was the latest updates available and made it easy to download them.

    On the other hand, what the patent sems to describe to me is more like (again substituting "Network" for "World Wide Web") is NIS, which is a fairly old *NIX software that lets you maintain user's data and setings on a central server for distribution to new machines.

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  112. Have to be blind not to see the prior art... by rdean400 · · Score: 1

    Sheesh...take something that's already well-known and established, slap "via Internet" on it, and voila, instant patent. Turning a previously manual process into essentially a backup shell script shouldn't be patentable.

  113. In related news.. by Ancil · · Score: 2, Funny
    "..intends to seek royalties of $10 to $25 for each time a new computer has software or other settings updated over the Web."
    This is going to cost the author of Blaster a lot of money.
    1. Re:In related news.. by joelsanda · · Score: 0

      ROTFLMAO. What a great idea! Patent violations for folks like the blaster author. You oughta patent that!

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  114. instead of telling /. about prior art by fermion · · Score: 1
    Submit an Citation of Prior Art as directed in the Content of Prior Art Citation at the USPTO.

    They say will say will enter all proper citations into the patent file.

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    "She's a scientist and a lesbian. She's not going to let it slide." Orphan Black
  115. Accuracy smackuracy by scdeimos · · Score: 2, Informative

    Claim 18 is just wrong.

    I can see now why Patent Lawyers get paid the big bucks. Though they obviously still can't afford proofreaders.

  116. Oh no, not again... by Bored+Huge+Krill · · Score: 2, Informative
    /.ers getting wound up about a patent. Some important things you need to know:

    1. The patent only covers anything that does everything in the claim, just like it says. It cannot be generalized. If you don't do all of the steps, you don't infringe.

    2. Claims are often narrowed by stuff you don't see in the patent itself, but which are contained in the file wrapper, that is, the documents exchanged by the applicant (or applicant's attorneys) and the patent office. These documents must be obtained from the patent office, and are often very revealing. Typically every patent gets rejected in the first instance, on grounds of insufficient novelty, and will be appealed by the applicant saying "...but we only intended application in this narrow set of circumstances, which are different from the prior art...". All those documents are recorded and form part of the validity of the patent. They are admissible in court. It usually turns out that patents are much narrower than a reading of the patent alone implies.

    Read the claim carefully. It applies only to "web" transfers, and you must upload from an existing computer and download to a "new" computer. I'd be willing to bet that there are specific circumstances contained in the file wrapper also.

    I don't think this is very alarming, in summary. It's probably a much narrower patent than it first appears. Really, this kind of thing happens all the time and it isn't a big deal. Move along, nothing to see here.

    Krill

  117. This is good! by AstroDrabb · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Maybe this crazy patent will wake some peopel up? This patent is a joke and there are litterally thousands of applications that use this method. Adobe Acrobat checks for new versions, Windows update, Red Hat up2date, apt-get, Norton, Symantec, ZoneAlarm, etc. You name it, most software has some online update feature. Finding prior art in this case will be very easy. However, I bet this company will go after the "small fish" companies who cannot afford to fight the court battle and just pay the license fees. You gotta love the current implementation of Capitalism in the USA!

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  118. Not so impressive by Nybble's+Byte · · Score: 0

    This pales in comparison to Sen. Trent Lott, who invented the paperclip.

  119. you are so l33t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like trouble for users of Micro$oft's Windows Update. Or for the *NIX users of apt-get and similar utilities. Of course, coming up with prior art should be no problem and the rich Micro$oft will fight this for you.

    Ah, a post that points out the obvious and succumbs to petty gimmicks while doing so. Why is this interesting and insightful?

  120. YOU FORGOT WIND AND HEART, YOU STUPID GIT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t ^_^

  121. Re:Also: by LearnToSpell · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You know, like how the Palestinian suicide bombers and infiltrators specifically targets civilians, whilst the Israeli military does not?

    Gimme a fucking break. You don't honestly believe that, do you? Say that again the next time Israel levels an entire neighbourhood because there may or may not have been some 'terrorists' hiding there.

  122. Oh dear, then that is a cock-up... by xixax · · Score: 1

    Because I am not going to use the "World Wide Web" (HTTP?), but rsync, CVS, Jabber, IRC, FTP or some other protocol.

    It's also rather like how our Win2K user profiles work.

    Or I don't remove it from my local PC after I upload it, I'm also OK with that.

    If the abstract is accurate, it iooks like they wasted their money...

    Xix.

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    "Everything is adjustable, provided you have the right tools"
  123. MOD Parent Up by aws4y · · Score: 1

    Damn I wish I had some mod points, parent is on point. This patent basicaly describes any web services transaction, and makes the US unsafe for pretty mutch every webservices maker, open and closed source. Also apt has been doing something similar since 1999 or longer if you count the unstable tree.

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  124. i, for one, welcome our new bluecurrent overlords. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i, for one, welcome our new bluecurrent overlords...

    -what no sco today?

    *bah*

  125. Wait - Patent the RJ11 & RJ 45 connectors!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IANAL, But -

    Prior Art, Pre-existing... been done by
    about everybody for over 10 years...

  126. Re:Also: by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

    If the Israelis wanted to kill civilians, they'd do a far better job of it. 2000lb bombs from F-16s hitting every block would probably do it.

    Israel doesn't go into a Palestinian restaurant/mall/university/bus and kill all the people there just because they're Palestinian.

  127. Not surprising by dnedry · · Score: 1

    I have had dealings with Bluecurrent in the past. In all aspects, they are a bunch of anus-tickling cock wombats.

  128. Re:Also: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the Israelis wanted to kill civilians, they'd do a far better job of it. 2000lb bombs from F-16s hitting every block would probably do it.

    That's exactly what they're doing now!!!

  129. Why is parent off-topic... by corebreech · · Score: 1

    ...but not parent's parent?

    (Oh, that's right, one post glorifies the genocide on an entire people, whereas the other does not. How silly of me.)

  130. Profit??? by Pan+T.+Hose · · Score: 1
    1. Pay SCO for kernel -- checked
    2. Pay Bluecurrent for APT -- checked
    3. ??? -- note to self: find an O/S cheaper than this Debian
    4. Then (maybe) finally Profit!!!
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  131. provisional application? by qtp · · Score: 1
    I don't know mch about patent law, but does the line:
    Claims priority of provisional application 60/342031, filed on Dec. 18, 2001
    affect the prior art claims?

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  132. Ever seen a valid software patent? by Flambergius · · Score: 1

    As anyone ever seen a valid software patent? I mean a software invention that doesn't just copy an old idea or isn't just a business method. I sure haven't ever seen such a beast, not that I have looked that hard.

    I'm willing to ignore just for a moment that in my opinion software shouldn't be patentable to begin with. I'm just interested if anyone has seen a software patent that made them go: "Hey, that's interesting idea."

    --Flam

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  133. Re:Also: by YOU+LIKEWISE+FAIL+IT · · Score: 1
    How about taking the intent of those doing the killing into account?

    Dead is dead, gone forever, and irretrievable by no amount of 'intent'. You might be interested in checking out the commentary on the Khartoum bombing given by Noam Chomsky in the March 31st "New Yorker".

    I by no means agree with everything he said, but it's food for thought.

    YLFI
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  134. Talk about being general by Avatar889 · · Score: 1

    In the tradition of BlueCurrent being over general about everything, here are some of their more specific META Keywords:
    internet, store, pc, inexpensive, box, computer, computers, notebooks, laptop, desktop, monitor

    Just to name a few things that I'm sure not too many people search for on the internet

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  135. the patent to fix it all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    im gonna patent "the method and technique of patenting stupid patents"

  136. Anyone notice that the patent is incorrect? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    A technician accesses the World Wide Web through a user's computer. The information resident on the computer, including information regarding the computer and the user's preferences, are downloaded to a remote storage medium through the World Wide Web.

    Actually, they're uploaded to a remote storage medium. When you receive something, you are downloading. When you send something - well, what's the opposite of down? - uploading.

    Now it's possible that when the technician contacts the remote system that it installs a daemon which the other system then connects to and downloads the data, but I think it's far more likely that even if some app or applet is downloaded and run, that it contacts a remote server, and uploads.

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  137. Author misunderstood the patent by MntlChaos · · Score: 1

    As far as I can tell (especially looking at the diagram), this patent is about upgrading. It's for a program that uploads software and prefs, and then redownloads them to a single new machine.

  138. RTFP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Read the actual patent, the patent refers to creating a backup of current data on machine "A" which is uploaded via the web, then when allowing you to download the backed up data on machine "B" via the internet. Probably for their lifecycle services, which most likely will allow you to do what the patent refers to.

  139. this is BS right?? by orpx · · Score: 1

    cant this be claimed public property or whatever. organizations, corporations, and individuals already widely use this 'type' of technology. heck, in a sense slashdot would be infringing in this techonology by my computer submitting this post as information, being stored on slashdot's remote storage units and my user settings being updated. This is pure bullshit. btw /., you will now have to pay a royalty of 10$ per post. Have a good day and keep inventing technology so i can charge you for it!!

  140. I didn't know... by akudoi · · Score: 1

    "...Earth, Fire, and Water"

    I didn't know you could patent music...

    errr wait..

  141. I "invented" this is 1994 by Hanashi · · Score: 1

    This is ludicrous. I implemented an Internet-based software download/install system in 1994 while on a contracting job with NASA. If you google, you'll find references to my system, called Cicero. There were probably others before me, though I don't know of any. I hope this patent gets revoked.

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  142. No problem... by Codifex+Maximus · · Score: 1

    Just don't use the World Wide Web.

    This seems to be just an obvious way to upload, via WWW, all the data, program settings and customisations done to an old system; later downloading all data, program settings and customizations to the new computer. Finally, downloading updates and further customizing the new computer.

    My opinion: This Patent will not stand.
    Explanation: The method is exactly what most people do when they get a new computer except for using the WWW part.

    US Patent Office strikes out again.

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  143. Damn - too late for me ! by steveoc · · Score: 1

    I upgraded a machine over the weekend - I used a 30c notepad & pen to write down user settings such as /etc/fstab, grub.conf, iptables additions, etc.

    After upgrading the disks, I installed a clean OS on the machine, and then proceeded to RE-APPLY-THE-SETTINGS-FROM-REMOTE-STORAGE remote storage being my 30c notepad.

    Since I was charging for my time, this was a commercial activity, which may place me firmly in violation of this patent, and a good candidate to be sued.

    My only defence could be that when transfering information from the remote storage (paper notepad) to the computer (via the keybord), the WWW was not involved.

    Regarding the transmission of data from the paper notebook to the PC, this involves using an unsual physical medium involving the passive reception of reflected ambient light parsed by an OCR device, and converted to a sequence of mechanical actions (ie. reading the notes off the paper pad, and typing it in).

    Despite this, it could well be argued that this mechanism involves a complex set of SYN/ACK like packets that closely resemble TCP/IP. (ie - the same OCR device which scans the reflected light from the paper also scans the emitted light from the monitor, to check that the keyed in letters match the original source).

    So, at what point can something be called part of the WWW ? My paper notepad is world-viewable, can store data from a computer. Surely this is a pretty fuzzy thing to define in legal terms.

  144. Cookies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    uploads a bit of information about itself to a server

    We call it cookies where I am from

  145. Debian? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Doesn't this instantly kill Debian, since if this patent is enforced (such as through licensing) would make their killer app non-free?



    At the very least, I suggest everyone take the same route suggested by Debianites everywhere whenever a licensing/patent issue comes up: until it's resolved, stop using it. Guess this means a lot of GNUbies will stop using computers now. :-(

  146. Only New Computers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > a tiny Austin, TX company called Bluecurrent that has been awarded patent No. 6,636,857 covering the Internet installation of any software or settings on new computers.

    It only applies on New computers, me runs off to patent it on all Old Computers. woohooo i'm rich.

  147. Distributed.net by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dosen't this patent cover applications such as distributed.net and other such distributed processing technologies?
    IANAL, but wouldn't that count as prior art to this patent?

  148. It really might cover update's via internet by Zakabog · · Score: 1

    If you look at it, it seems like they only cover backing up files on a remote location and downloading the files to a new computer so you can update settings (like coppying a httpd.conf file to a server and then downloading it to a new server that will use the httpd.conf file for it's apache settings.)

    But I've been thinking, it can be bent to include downloading of software updates. It fit's into all of those steps perfectly,

    Accessing the World Wide Web using a user's computer-related hardware device;
    A developer goes online on a computer

    transferring information from said computer-related hardware device through said World Wide Web to a remote storage medium;
    Upload's information (a self extracting exe containing updates for software) to a remote storage medium (any server online, like a ftp site)

    transferring said information from said remote storage medium to a new computer-related hardware device;
    The file gets downloaded from the site to a different computer (it could be a regular users computer)

    and using said information from said computer-related hardware device on said new computer-related hardware device to update said user's settings on said new computer-related hardware device.
    Using the said information (the self extracting exe file) from the site, on the new computer (the regular user's computer) to update the computer's settings (they could claim that settings includes whatever a patch might include.)

    They're not going to get any money from it, even if it is just for uploading and downloading settings there's so much prior art. Using norton ghost to make a drive image, uploading that to a server through the internet, and downloading it on a new computer (also through the internet) would be prior art.

  149. Two words by extrarice · · Score: 1

    [text from the patent]
    "SUMMARY OF THE INVENTION:

    The present invention addresses the need for an improved method and system for replacing, implementing and managing computer-related assets. The present invention provides a method of asset management in which a technician accesses the World Wide Web through a user's computer. The information resident on the computer, including information regarding the computer and the user's preferences, is downloaded to a remote storage medium through the World Wide Web. Once the information is downloaded, all information may be removed from the user's computer. Subsequently, the technician accesses another computer such as, for example, a new computer that has been assigned to the same user. The technician accesses the World Wide Web through the new computer and downloads the information previously stored on the remote storage medium. This information can then be used to install the user's prior applications, settings and preferences on the new computer."

    [end quote]

    Two words: Roaming Profiles. I know some people in Redmond who are going to be pissed.

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    1. Re:Two words by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      The difference with roaming profiles is in the "World Wide Web" thingy. Roaming profiles roam to and from an SMB server, like Windows NT or SAMBA.

      However, the old Netscape 4.x program did have this roaming profiles over World Wide Web capability.
      It required a customization kit to be activated.

    2. Re:Two words by extrarice · · Score: 1

      [quote]
      The difference with roaming profiles is in the "World Wide Web" thingy. Roaming profiles roam to and from an SMB server, like Windows NT or SAMBA.
      [/quote]

      The patent says that the "World Wide Web" can be accessed by either (a) "the Internet", or (b) the local area network.

      First of all, define "World Wide Web". A world-wide network of computers, right? There are several international companies that have WANs so spread out that they might qualify as a world-wide network.
      Second: the patent just says that there is a server of some kind accessible on the "world wide web" somewhere. Just tunnel through the Internet to a SMB server out there somewhere, and you've just done what this patent says.

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  150. Somebody contact James Taylor. by Ride-My-Rocket · · Score: 1

    I think it's time for someone to file a patent on Earth, Fire, and Water."

    James Taylor already has a patent on Fire and Rain. And with a patent on "Sunny Days", I think he might very well have fire (whose energy is derived from a very intense flame-based process called fusion) covered, too.

  151. Patent office is useless by ratfynk · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Patents like this are starting to prove that the US patent office has become irrelevant. I feel redundant so mod me down.

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  152. Obligatory Prior Art by ThisIsFred · · Score: 1

    TridiaVNC Java installer
    MS Update
    Symantec Live Update
    United Admins' Cheat-Death Auto-update
    Mandrake Update
    Redhat Update
    Debian's apt-get

    That's just a few I could think of. Those that specifically cover updates for installation of new devices, are of course: WUpdate, Mandrake update, Redhat update and Debian apt-get.

    Windows update definitely matches the functionality shown in the patent, as you can tell the device wizard to check on-line for drivers. Looks like MS "innovated" something after all.

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  153. All Remote Backup software is prior art by itsybitsy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Any backup software that allows someone to backup part or all of their system including settings and preferences is prior art for this patent.

    Also, this is highly obvious. Patents are supposed to be non-obvious.

    The problem is that English is such a powerful and flexible language that there are many ways to describe the same technique. While there are many ways to describe it the base method of utilizing it is the same.

    1. Save your data to remote computer or alternate disk drive.
    2. Do something that could loose data on original computer.
    3. Restore data.
    4. Be happy (if restore worked).

    If only people patent examiners would learn the nature of software, computer technology and complex equilivant meanings in English. Maybe then we'd be spared this.

    1. Re:All Remote Backup software is prior art by darkonc · · Score: 1
      If only people patent examiners would learn the nature of software, computer technology and complex equilivant meanings in English. Maybe then we'd be spared this.

      Problem is, that they'd need to know what the complex equivalent is and the significance of the equivalence. This is not currently the case, and that's near the heart of the problem.

      Nearer the heart of the problem is the fact that a bit over a decade ago, the patent office went from being an administrative center to a revenue center. Since the patent office only makes money from successful patent applications, patent clerks are now strongly encouraged to accept applications. It's now changed from the applicant having to prove that an application is worth awarding a patent (award being a very significant word here), to a situation where the patent clerk has to prove (in the 8-24 hours he has to examine the patent) why (s)he shouldn't award the patent.

      The end result is that only the most obviously unpatentable applications are rejected, and even many of those are often let thru.

      One day, somebody is going to get a patent on breathing... All it'll take is the properly obfuscatory english.

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  154. Strange... by The+Master+Control+P · · Score: 1

    I seem to recall reading somewhere about patents being for, oh, what was it... oh, yeah: "Promoting the progress of science and the useful arts." Oh, who cares about the constitution anyway? I mean, it's only the supreme law of the land. I mean, if I get more money by spitting on it both in letter and in spirit, then let's start spittin'! This makes me sick.

  155. WTF??? by clickster · · Score: 2, Informative

    I used to work for BlueCurrent. They used to be called Lincoln Financial. Their business was refurbishing and reselling companies' old PCs and laptops. As I was leaving the company, I think they were getting some sort of contract with Dell to do warranty service for them. I have no idea where this patent would fit into their business model unless they have made some significant changes in the last 4 years or so.

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  156. With mine and SCO's license fee you are covered. by modme2 · · Score: 0

    im going to patent posting on a web forum.

    i'll settle with you lot for $699 each, since you are writing another cheque for that much anyway.

    send to paypal account h4h4_5ux0r5.

  157. patent my ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder if I can patent the dried up itchy dignleberries on my hairy ass?

    1. Re:patent my ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps you can patent a process for removing them (lighting them on fire, pulling them, shaving your ass, etc).

  158. Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    up2date, apg-get, yum, and dozens of other applications (some in old-time unix for a dozen years). Attempting to enforce this will turn the paper the patent was issued on into faster than you can say (in the words of Speedy Gonzales) Arrrreeeba Arrrreeeba, EEEEEEEHaaaaa, Andele, Andele.

  159. Wrong, as usual. RTFP by crucini · · Score: 3, Informative
    Once again, slashdot posts an utterly wrong synopsis of a patent.
    ...covering the Internet installation of any software or settings on new computers.

    Wrong. Since very few slashdot readers can be bothered to actually read the patent before complaining about it, it covers this process:
    1. Upload user settings from an old computer to a server.
    2. Download those settings to a new computer.

    This little game of outright lying about the content of a patent and then joining in a chorus of ignorant bleating about the awful, awful patent system accomplishes nothing. I hope that no legislator or decision-maker ever reads this drivel, as he'll be convinced that patent reform is championed only by cretins.
  160. Patent appears to fit business model by crucini · · Score: 1

    The patent covers a way of moving user settings from an old computer to a new computer. So it's a logical fit for a company that upgrades desktop PC's in an organization.

    1. Re:Patent appears to fit business model by clickster · · Score: 1

      By refurbish, I mean they would buy a couple hundred old PCs from company X who had recently replaced those systems. They would wipe the drive, and test all of the hardware. They would then turn around and sell the bare systems online. No moving of settings at all.

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  161. Re:Wrong, as usual. RTFP by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 1
    1. Upload user settings from an old computer to a server.
    2. Download those settings to a new computer.


    Kind of like Slashdot! Your user settings, or 'preferences' can be created on an 'old' computer and then downloaded, when you load the page, onto a 'new' computer. See how easy the prior art game is? If only the patent office and courts recognized obvious prior art, patented or not.
  162. I just filed a patent by blair1q · · Score: 1

    on communications between hierarchical levels in an organization.

    I call it "business".

    Think it'll catch on?

  163. Learn something before you start lecturing others. by werdna · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As the parent noted, as would anybody who actually took the time to read the patent abstract (which apparently does NOT the original poster), this patent is for using the web as a place to migrate settings and data from one computer to another.

    Anybody who reads an abstract and draws conclusions about the scope of the document deserves everything they get. Someone with a clue would know that the abstract, by regulation "will not be used for interpreting the scope of the claims."

    Please, don't give us this horseshit by "reading the abstract." The claims define the patent, and the claims are informed by careful reading of the specification and the relevant prosecution history. Seriously, the legal advice offered here is absolutely hopeless.

    Time will tell what is the scope of the patent -- but no fair reading of the claims may conclude that this patent covers a scope of behavior as broad as that set forth in the parent. No reading credibly informed by a review of the specification will reach that conclusion.

    Just stop it, guys! If you aren't really going to bother to learn what these claims are, don't whine about them. It makes us all look silly, and takes away from those of us who ARE interested in limiting the scope of bad patents.

  164. No! RTFC! by werdna · · Score: 2, Informative

    The abstract neither broadens nor limits the scope of claims of a patent. By regulation, it "will not be used for interpreting the scope of the claims."

    The claim is the thing, and must be read carefully in view of the specification and prosecution history.

  165. You're too late by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just for the record...'Earth, Air, Fire and Water' are already copyrighted by Harlan Ellison.

    It's a name of a story which was made as an episode of the 1970's televsion series Ghost Story/Circle of Fear. ;)

  166. This won't affect us.... by LnxAddct · · Score: 2, Interesting
    From the article
    Method and system for web-based asset management
    Abstract:
    The method and system of the present invention provides an improved technique for replacing, implementing and managing computer-related assets. A technician accesses the World Wide Web through a user's computer. The information resident on the computer, including information regarding the computer and the user's preferences, are downloaded to a remote storage medium through the World Wide Web. Once downloaded, all information may be removed from the user's computer. Subsequently, the technician accesses another computer such as, for example, a new computer that has been assigned to the same user. The technician accesses the World Wide Web through the new computer and downloads the information previously stored on the remote storage medium. This information can then be used to install the user's prior applications, settings and preferences on the new computer.
    Just shows who actually reads the articles and who doesn't. This won't affect Windows Update or apt-get. Did you forget that apt has supercow powers? A dumb patent can't destroy it:) Any way... this appears to have nothing to do with what people have been complaining about.
  167. Earth, Fire, and Water..... by __aafkqj3628 · · Score: 1

    Earth, Fire, and Water

    Don't forget wind, don't let it slip away so easily. Then all you need is the 5th element and you've got it all covered ;)

    1. Re: Earth, Fire, and Water..... by davFr · · Score: 1

      Too late! All those elements are already patented by "Earth, Wind & Fire"! ;o)

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  168. The Fifth Element... by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    Earth, Fire, and Water

    You can have those three. I'll even toss in Wind.

    But no patents allowed on Milla Jovovich!

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  169. when is it gonna end? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When is the authorities gonna put an end to this idiotic patents? I fail to see the point of the whole thing, why can people make a patent on "what" something do rather than "how"?

    It is like getting patent for
    "four wheel vehicle that can move forward/backwards and with steering capability"
    and then be able to sue every car manufacturer....

    I remember the old days when you could code whatever you wanted for the internet without getting sued.

  170. Re:Also: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just because people *looks* civilised, they are not. As the americans are killing civilians in Baghdad (and creating more and more riots and freedom fighters), the Israli military is wellknown for its non-care for civilians too. Many fanatic families put their son/daughter in the military, to take even more lands away from the original inhabitants. I see a parallel to the native americans here (lets educate the wild with guns).

  171. awarded? by rokka · · Score: 1

    ...has been awarded

    Yes! It is indeed a lottery.

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  172. Wow by Greyfox · · Score: 1
    I wonder if whatever it is they're smoking over at the USPTO is also patented. I don't think you can score anything that good on the streets, though it seems to be the same blend that's making its rounds at SCO.

    Or is the USPTO hiring "Will work for food" people to do patent examinations now? Rubber stamp patents for minimum wage and all the cheeseburgers you can eat?

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  173. I was going to Patent mindboggling stupidity... by Grizzlysmit · · Score: 1

    But the US Patent office had too much prior art on that.

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  174. WWW != HTTP+HTML by heironymouscoward · · Score: 1

    The 'web' is not strictly defined, but it is unlikely to be interpreted as just HTTP/HTML. What about XML over HTTP? What about FTP accessed from a browser? What about intranets, web protocols used over a LAN? What about accessing your own hard disk via a browser?

    Strictly speaking, any URL-able resource is part of the web. This is what makes the patent meaningless: LAN connections, even local files on your own disk could be seen as being part of the 'web'.

    But custom TCP/IP protocols are most definitely not.

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    1. Re:WWW != HTTP+HTML by slyfox · · Score: 1

      The 'web' is not strictly defined, but it is unlikely to be interpreted as just HTTP/HTML... Strictly speaking, any URL-able resource is part of the web.

      This comment makes me wonder how the term "World Wide Web" would be interpreted. Would it be interpreted based on what the web was when the patent was written? As the web becomes subsumes more and more traditional protocols, doe the scope of the patent broaden? If I make a resource URL-able does that make it part of the web now, and thus covered by this patent?

  175. himmel und teufel by rastamutz · · Score: 1
    Method and system for web-based asset management
    The method and system of the present invention provides an improved technique for replacing, implementing and managing computer-related assets. A technician accesses the World Wide Web through a user's computer. The information resident on the computer, including information regarding the computer and the user's preferences, are downloaded to a remote storage medium through the World Wide Web. Once downloaded, all information may be removed from the user's computer. Subsequently, the technician accesses another computer such as, for example, a new computer that has been assigned to the same user. The technician accesses the World Wide Web through the new computer and downloads the information previously stored on the remote storage medium. This information can then be used to install the user's prior applications, settings and preferences on the new computer.
    oh my god somebody should take a patent on such humor... (a moron can do this with a firewire drive)
  176. 42 by thrill12 · · Score: 1

    I saw the week in which this patent was published is week 42. So that's it, that must be the question:

    In which week are you stupid enough to award a patent that is so obviously and mind-boggingly similar to everything else, including digital watches, that it makes people laugh ?

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  177. hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just checked and it looks like we use this process.

    Click the icon 'Backup Personal Settings', and it shows up an IE page with the stuff you want backed up to the server:
    Internet favourites
    Office settings
    Desktop shortcuts

    Choose what you want backed up, and away it goes.

    Log onto any computer in our company, click the icon 'Restore personal settings', and another IE page opens to ask what you want to restore (from above choices).

    Bang, there's all your stuff again.

    Guess I'm lucky we aren't in the US ;)

  178. Doing it the SCO way by jokkebk · · Score: 1

    And if they do it the SCO way(tm), Microsoft licences the technology and that money is spent on suing Linux companies and threatening to sue individual users for updating their systems using the web! This would also probably quadruple their stock price, if they happen to have one.

    But wait, for $699 you will not be sued, even if your Linux system contains infringing code!

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  179. How Debian Netinst Violates This Patent by Grail · · Score: 0
    1. A method for asset management utilizing the World Wide Web, comprising:

    The author of a Debian package prepares the information required to install that package as-is on a new machine. This package is uploaded to the Debian archive (a WWW site).

    2. The method of claim 1 wherein said computer-related hardware device is selected from the group ...

    Debian GNU/Linux is available for many different platforms.

    3, 4, 5: Method of accessing repository is over Internet or LAN, perhaps with encryption.

    Public Debian archive or private copy (eg: CDs mounted on loopback, published through Apache server).

    6. The method of claim 1 wherein said information is converted to formatted data files for ease of storage and transfer prior to said transmission to said new computer-related hardware device.

    The Debian Packages file and friends are exactly covered by this claim.

    7. The method of claim 1 wherein said information is stored on said remote storage medium in a relational database.

    The depends/suggests relations turn the dpkg database into a relational database.

    8. The method of claim 1 wherein said information is continuously updated on a real-time basis.

    If you subscribe to the security updates, you match this claim. If you are using unstable or testing, you match this claim.

    9. The method of claim 1 wherein said method includes means for generating a report of said information after said user's new computer-related hardware device has been updated.

    What detail of report are they looking at? Debian's apt-get utility will provide interactive reports of how far through the update you've come. Right at the end, it gives a summary of how long the process took.

    Other tools allow generation of reports of how many files are installed and managed by the apt utils, what status any of the known packages are in, and there's even a report which allows you to install exactly the same set of selected packages on a different machine.

    10. The method of claim 1 wherein said means for transferring information from said computer-related hardware device through said World Wide Web to said remote storage medium includes a method for filtering unwanted or redundant information.

    dpkg can put packages on hold - that's a means of filtering out unwanted packages. tasksel can filter out unwanted packages. The web server itself might have spam filters in place - just because they don't affect the download, doesn't mean the filters aren't in place.

    11. The method of claim 1 wherein said updating of said user's settings consists of the steps of: [getting remote settings, filling in the blanks]

    When performing an installation or update, the Debian package management system allows the user to read about changes to configuration files as suggested by the package maintainer. eg: decisions about running suid programs, adding new options.

    12. The method of claim 1 wherein said method has the ability to monitor, update and control versions of software resident on said computer-related hardware device.

    That's exactly what a package management tool is for. That's exactly what dpkg and the apt utilities do.

    13. The method of claim 1 wherein said method provides a means for translating said information into a common language.

    "Internationalisation" is what it's called everywhere else. Debian has many options for local languages - you can have all of your software configured for English or even German, for example. One common language for the whole system.

    Claims 14 through 35 reiterate the above.

    The only point I can find where Debian is not exactly covered by the patent is where the patent talks about the entire process being carried out by the one person (in claim 1 the user is mentioned, then in subsequent claims, reference is made to "said user") or at least on that person's "new computer-related hardware device."

    Am I casting a long line here?

    1. Re:How Debian Netinst Violates This Patent by cdn-programmer · · Score: 1

      Thankyou for the definative explanation of prior art.

      So let me ask... rather than we folks spinning our wheels up in arms at these damn attacks on our sanity, how do we profit from this?

      In an actual infringment situation we have the company that holds the patents in a position to threaten legal action against whatever victims they choose to go after.

      Said victims are forced into a situation of paying lawyers or paying license fees. The issue of validity of the patent is irrelevant because that will _eventually_ be dertermined by the courts and meanwhile the lawyers expect to be paid.

      If you don't pay your lawyer you lose your case whether you are right or wrong. Others might clue in and call this sort of activity by the name of extortion.

      Since the system is set up to encourage this sort of abuse is there any wonder that it does exactly what it was set up to do?

      Seems like a pretty efficient system for generating law suits and legal fees actually.

      It won't surprise me that if the Debian community sends over the prior art claims that the company in question will simply sue us.

      Or expect a license fee.

      I have said before that we need to look at setting up an organisation to form our own patents... and we also need to look into ways to bloody well fight back against this attempted theift of our intellectual property.

  180. Law? by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    Can someone explain what this means (im not in America)? theres obviously prior art examples of software installation, updating and settings everywhere does that mean someone can just patent an idea thats not even new and then no-one else can use it? or am i missing something, because that seems like the most stupid law ever?

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  181. So i can patent snail-mail ... by gotan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... if i specify that it has to be put in a yellow envelope?

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  182. let's do something about it by verrol · · Score: 1

    When we see BS patents awarded, I think we should do something about it. Let's send emails and letters to the party seeking the patent to let them know we know it is bogus. We should also send letters and emails to the USPO and the patent issuing officer to inform them of this bogus patent. Of course we should include info on prior art to both parties. We should be rude about it, noone will take us seriously. It's like teh USPO is living in a bubble and that bubble is not anywhere in this world.

  183. bizarre... by mantera · · Score: 1

    the software patent was filed in 2001, which means it shouldn't affect what we've all been doing since at least the midnineties.

  184. Network backup and Restore by pcause · · Score: 1

    From the summary of claims one has to wonder how this was ever granted. First, as other posters have pointed out, the person who posted the article misunderstood the claiims. But the applicants and the USPTO also demonstrate ignorance.

    Before the date of the filing, there were online backup products which met the claims presented here. They let you store information and settings and then restore them on new machines. There are products that did software distribution that also included the claims present here.

    Maybe there is something novel here, but if so, it is minor and the claimants didn't really identifiy it and the PTO should have done a better job of rejecting this amd making them refile a decent application.

    But, as /.'ers know, the PTO is completely incompetent when it comes to vetting SW patent clains. Sigh.

  185. Read the patent. by jamie(really) · · Score: 1
    1. A method for asset management utilizing the World Wide Web, comprising:

    (a)Accessing the World Wide Web using a user's computer-related hardware device;

    (b)transferring information from said computer-related hardware device through said World Wide Web to a remote storage medium;

    (c)transferring said information from said remote storage medium to a new computer-related hardware device; and

    (d) using said information from said computer-related hardware device on said new computer-related hardware device to update said user's settings on said new computer-related hardware device.

    Example: I take my mail settings and zip them.

    (a): I then go to my Apache web page and

    (b) use an upload script to transfer this information to my server's file system (i.e. remote storage).

    (c): I then log on to my new computer at work and go to my web page, and download these files from my server.

    (d): Finally I unzip the files and use them to configure my "user settings" for outlook.

    Absolutely no brainer prior art found. This patent broadly covers any use of HTTP upload/download scripts in the event that the files transfered are used to configure user settings. Surely you can all find prior art for that! Its a joke, and their lawyers are suckers for settling for contingency fees.

  186. Patents on Earth, Fire, Water by Robo+Dojo · · Score: 1

    There are already patents on Earth, Fire, Water, and Air. They're #3, #4, #5, and #6, respectively, right after 'patents'(#2) and the 'time machine'(#1). That's why you have to pay a third of your income to the government every year, for the use of those elements.

  187. apt-get by cdn-programmer · · Score: 1

    And for how many years has apt done this?

    The issue with these software patents is not only that they contain land mines for programmers to wade through... they also contain bullshit that we waste our times talking about.

    Surely the USPTO is vulnerable to some form of control. Surely there is some form of accountability.

    We live in the new age of insanity I guess.

    What do we call it? the age of neostupidity?

    arrgghhh!

  188. So Debian is safe? by Pan+T.+Hose · · Score: 1

    [...] Thus, if you perform automatic updates without using HTTP or HTML (say, XML and SCP), this patent does not affect you. In essence, this patent is easy to work around, so it should have much of a long-term effect on the world as we know it.

    So, in other words, does it mean that Debian is safe after running:

    perl -i -ples/http/ftp/ig /etc/apt/sources.list

    Right?

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  189. That definition by cosmol · · Score: 1

    That definition says that the disnction between downloading and uploading is hazy, that usually a transfer form a larger computer to a smaller one is considered a download, a trasfer from a small to a big system would be an upload. Who writes these definitions! Seems to me that the common usage of down/upload is just like the usage of import/export. When you download, your computer is recieveing information. When you upload, your computer is sending data to another computer. What's so hazy about that?

    1. Re:That definition by happyfrogcow · · Score: 1

      exactly. import/export is a great example of similar terms. i think i'll use that with my family whenever they confuse download/upload.

    2. Re:That definition by mattdm · · Score: 1

      Well, for example, in embedded systems, you *download* from a workstation to the littler computer connected to it by a cable. You're *exporting* -- sending data to another computer -- via a *download*.

      I agree, the common usage is what you say, but I think the other one is older.

  190. Lets Patent: method of filing bogus patents claims by cdn-programmer · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Since business methods seemingly can now be patented, why don't we patent "AA moethod of doing business by filing bogus patent claims".

    Then when ever one of these bullshit patents gets granted we can send cease and disceast letters and demand licensing fees and so forth.

    This way we'll be able to tax every company that loses a patent case in court, right?

    This is a new business model? This is non-obvious right?

  191. Prior art... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about Microsoft roaming profiles? NIS? Netscape remote preferences? Seems to me that they've just specified a different port/protocol.

  192. Claims 5 and 8 make this patent unscary. by match00 · · Score: 1

    ...they require encryption, and they require "continuous updating" of information from the user to the server. Hence would a one-time download or other request not be covered.

  193. Ghost and netowrk file server by mencik · · Score: 1

    This sure looks very similar to how I set up the computer lab at my kids school about 5 years ago. I created the first machine, Ghosted the image to a network file server, and then applied the image to all the other machines. All that then had to be done was to give each machine a unique name and IP address. Sure seems like prior art to me, and I know I was far from the first one to do this.

  194. Prior art???? by Nonillion · · Score: 1

    Huuh?? Software vendors have been doing this for about 10 years. Does this mean that SuSE is going to drop the online update feature or pay the extortion.. I mean licence fee?

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  195. This ./ post is wholly inaccurate... by gamlidek · · Score: 3, Informative

    Whoever decided to let this go through as a valid ./ article is a moron and didn't read the link in the posting. The article is about a backup/restore procedure using the internet to access the storage medium. This has nothing to do with updates.

    I wasted 5 minutes on this because I deal with this kind of tech at my company... geez.. ;)

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  196. Maybe not... by ClubStew · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm not so sure this is a problem. The patent mentions that data has to be encrypted when transmitted (presumably with SSL) and that the data has to be stored in a relational database.

    MS primarily keeps data in config files (.inf, etc.). The old Windows update just used data out of these files with the ActiveSetup control to update components. I actually haven't checked into the "new" one (the one that was released with XP).

    Of course, if they broaden the scope of "relational database" to start covering filesystems and loosely-related sectioned files like INF files, then, yes, I suppose they're screwed...

    ...except prior art exists. Then again, when has that stopped the USPTO from being utter morons with a bad business model?

  197. Forgot one... by jcuervo · · Score: 1
    I think it's time for someone to file a patent on Earth, Fire, and Water. ;-)

    And ether!
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  198. Re:Also: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I see a parallel to the native americans here (lets educate the wild with guns).

    If there's a parallel to the Native Americans, does that mean that it's OK to wipe most of them out and then stick the rest of them on semi-soverign Isreali reservations?

    Original inhabitants is sort of an irrelevant term here. This is a piece of land that has been taken over, contested, and taken over again -- over and over for the last 5000 years. Original inhabitants does not apply here like it did for the Native Americans...not to mention that nearly all land in this world was divided up by some type of military conquest (which again, makes it difficult to turn anything over to anyone.

    It's a complex argument about a complex problem with no simple solution (which reminds me, your Americans killing Iraqi citzens quip is a weak one). But it's important to understand that both the Isrealis and the Palestinians are fucking assholes for allowing this problem a global one.

  199. Thinking about it... by CyBot · · Score: 1

    has /.ing already been patented?

  200. I got ya all beat by SyncNine · · Score: 1

    I just patented a "method of using one's diaphragm to forcefully ingest air into said person's lungs", and then subsequently patented a "method of using one's diaphragm to forcefully remove air from said person's lungs." Now you all owe me 25$ every time you inhale, and 25$ more every time you exhale. All your lungs are belong to me.

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  201. apt-get install by sirfuzz · · Score: 1

    apt-get update
    apt-get install apt-patentfree
    Error: /bin/true already installed

  202. Peer review. by John+Allsup · · Score: 1

    What is sorely needed in the current system is a method for peer review to be brought in early. The patent examiner should do very brief checks that the patent isn't completely stupid, before granting a 'preliminary patent' thingy. This thing should not be enough to force licensing or stuff, but should be made public so that companies can see that the patent application is there.

    Exactly how the procedure should work is not entirely clear, but this is the though I have every time I see a stupid patent. (Think what happens to quack-mathematical papers or reports on the already-known dressed up as new science.)

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  203. Funny... by Physics+Dude · · Score: 1

    Sorry I don't have any mod points. ;)

  204. Marimba == Prior Art by JHillyerd · · Score: 1

    Marimba was founded in 1996, and was doing internet delivery and updates of software. So wouldn't that be prior art, since it looks like the patent was submitted in 2001?

  205. Hmm, let's see by clarkcox3 · · Score: 1

    Windows Update
    apt-get
    MacOS Software Update ...

    Nope, no prior art here.

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  206. You're also in violation! by ErixTr · · Score: 1

    Because I've just been awarded a patent on settling violations of patents out of court.

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  207. Sounds like NFS to me... by calidoscope · · Score: 1
    Informations stored on a computer??

    Is that information stored specifically on the computer's hard drive or just info stored on the computer (e.g. RAM). NFS allows for users' preferences to be stored on a remote storage system, the preferences removed from said computer (usually by turning power off) and the user can go to a new computer and download the preferences.

    Ummm.

    Silly me - I forgot one slight detail - NFS does this automatically - the patent requires a technician to activate the transfer.

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  208. Software Installation/Update via Internet Patented by RKBA · · Score: 1
    "First, as other posters have pointed out, the person who posted the article misunderstood the claiims. But the applicants and the USPTO also demonstrate ignorance."
    Actually I was just quoting from the WSJ article which said "... a tiny Austin, TX company called Bluecurrent has been awarded patent No. 6,636,857 covering the Internet installation of any software or settings on new computers." I only glanced at the actual patent briefly. Since I am not a patent attorney I thought maybe the patent could be construed as the WSJ specified, so rather than write a novelette about my interpretation (which would have surely gotten my submission rejected), I simply quoted the sentence above directly from the Wall Street Journal article.

    Ron
  209. Re:Also: by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    How about taking the intent of those doing the killing into account?

    What's the point in that? Dead is dead. An unarmed man with a family to feed, a woman, a child. What difference does it make what was going through their attackers head when it happened? What difference does it make if they were targeted or just ignored?

    whilst the Israeli military does not.
    Yup, they just ignore them completely and slaughter thousands.

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  210. Re:Also: by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

    What difference does it make what was going through their attackers head when it happened?

    So the killing of, say, an SS officer about to shoot civilians in WWII is the moral equivalent of murdering a two year old?

    If you believe that intent has nothing to do with it, then there's no sense in arguing with you - I can't help ya.

  211. Patenting the patent system itself? by cpghost · · Score: 1

    Wind is already patented?

    The patent on Wind expired. Wind technology is now in the public domain.

    How about patenting the patent system itself? Everyone except the holder of the meta-patent would be prevented from filing a new patent. If they did, they'd be infringing the patent on the patent system.

    Unfortunately, it wouldn't work, because there is prior art. But will the patent officers at the USPTO notice?

    Or use a variation of the same: Patent on a new way of abusing the patent system to make money. Just rename it so something more technical, and peng, you may be lucky to have this patent granted. Then start spreading FUD :-)

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