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In a related story, VA Motors has just filed for bankruptcy.

In other news, the Queen of Spain and the Queen or Norway both upgraded their webservers to IIS because Linux sucks ass.

Queen Latifah, the Queen of Hearts, and Freddie Mercury's carcass were unavailable for comment.

reasons why ubc engineers suck

he already did open wide.

1. Don't follow Slashdot's lead. A moderation system can be nice, but any zealots on your website will just act ignorant with it. As an example; ALL my posts are at '-1', yet every other day, some moderator will try to mod me down. If you have moderation, you should ban people who will not follow the moderation guidelines.
2. Don't try lameness filters. You see how well they 'work' here. the 'Eat my Nuts' ascii art still shows up, but if you try to post a semi-large snippet of perl, you get filtered.
3. Is stopping the trolls woth the time and effort? As you can see, most trolls here post at '-1' by default. The only people who read the trolls are people who *want* to read them. If you are censoring trolls, they will see your efforts as a challenge and will just try harder. You might make your situation worse. I know many trolls troll slashdot because it gets a reaction from the editors.

This project has been being worked-on ever since slashdot was king of the ping-flood.

Important Information For Slashdot Users

Because Chirstmas is on the horizon, I thought I would share to you a relevent tale of what happened to me last Christmas. This is so you, the reader may be able to avoid the terror I have been through this upcoming holiday season.

Last Christmas, while visiting family, I resided in a Best Western hotel. It was comfortable yet affordable and I really enjoyed and appreciated their friendly knowledgeable staff. Why didn't I stay with my family in their house you ask? Well, there were children present and as children often do are a nuisance and I assumed would inturrupt my morning and nightly rituals. On my first night at the Best Western, I proceded to...oh, I think a song would better illustrate this...

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn bored I'm going blind
And I smell like shit

Oh, sorry, wrong song...

Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
Off to never never land

Yeah... uh, thats right.

As I drifted off to sleep, I was startled by noises. It seems the residents in the next room were making a downright lot amount of noise. I was about to bang on the wall again but was curious at what was being discused so i pressed my ear up against the wall and listened. Here are the words that have been forever burnt into my previously virgin mind:

CmdrTaco:
Nowadays everybody wanna talk
But nothing comes out
When they move the lips
Its just a bunch of jibberish
And motherfuckers act like CmdrTaco aint' gay
Everybody forgot
What happened?
What up Linus

Linus Torvalds: Yeah

CmdrTaco:
It's all about Linus
It's all about Linus

Linus Torvalds: Linus is in the house

CmdrTaco: Yeah, thats right Linus is in the house

Linus Torvalds: Come here pull down your panites you little bitch

CmdrTaco: Aiight, hold up dawg go easy on me and shit you ripped my asshole last time

Linus Torvalds: Come get some of this Monolithic Kernel

CmdrTaco: Let me take off this white shirt so you can see my bird chest

Linus Torvalds: You wanna be famous?

CmdrTaco: Uh huh

Linus Torvalds: Spread that bitch ass

CmdrTaco: It's all about Linus

Linus Torvalds: Yeah, Linus

CmdrTaco: Uh, dawg, your hurting me dawg

Linus Torvalds: Your the loosest Slashdot editor you little bitch

CmdrTaco: Your ripping my asshole dawg, hold on a sec, wait don't bust

Linus Torvalds: Yeah

CmdrTaco: Hold on a sec, don't bust

Linus Torvalds: Come here

CmdrTaco: Wait, uh wait, uh, hold on don't bust

Linus Torvalds: Take all of this Monolithic Kernel

CmdrTaco: Hold on don't bust, do it on my lip like a milk ad

Linus Torvalds: Linus is in that ass

CmdrTaco:
It's all about Linus
It's all about Linus, ahh ahh

Linus Torvalds: You wanna be famous you little bitch

CmdrTaco: Man don't tell CowboyNeal dawg please, it's all about Linus Torvalds

Linus Torvalds: Aiight, now get the fuck out of here

CmdrTaco: Aww shit

I constantly wonder why God has allowed me to hear this horror. Maybe it is because I am the chosen one and the Time of Purification is at hand. Or maybe God has simply punished me for my lifetime of sins. Or perhaps the devil was involved in this brillant scheme. You may ask me why I have shared such an awful tale. It because I feed off the horror others experience from my story and it gives me the strength to continue living. Now that I haved shared this with you, you are going straight to hell with me, that is if you don't murder yourself in a bloody orgy of hatred for me and these two homosexuals who are the star of my timeless tale.

© 7H3 31337 5145HD07 7R001, 2001.

Important Information For Slashdot Users

Because Chirstmas is on the horizon, I thought I would share to you a relevent tale of what happened to me last Christmas. This is so you, the reader may be able to avoid the terror I have been through this upcoming holiday season.

Last Christmas, while visiting family, I resided in a Best Western hotel. It was comfortable yet affordable and I really enjoyed and appreciated their friendly knowledgeable staff. Why didn't I stay with my family in their house you ask? Well, there were children present and as children often do are a nuisance and I assumed would inturrupt my morning and nightly rituals. On my first night at the Best Western, I proceded to...oh, I think a song would better illustrate this...

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn bored I'm going blind
And I smell like shit

Oh, sorry, wrong song...

Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
Off to never never land

Yeah... uh, thats right.

As I drifted off to sleep, I was startled by noises. It seems the residents in the next room were making a downright lot amount of noise. I was about to bang on the wall again but was curious at what was being discused so i pressed my ear up against the wall and listened. Here are the words that have been forever burnt into my previously virgin mind:

CmdrTaco:
Nowadays everybody wanna talk
But nothing comes out
When they move the lips
Its just a bunch of jibberish
And motherfuckers act like CmdrTaco aint' gay
Everybody forgot
What happened?
What up Linus

Linus Torvalds: Yeah

CmdrTaco:
It's all about Linus
It's all about Linus

Linus Torvalds: Linus is in the house

CmdrTaco: Yeah, thats right Linus is in the house

Linus Torvalds: Come here pull down your panites you little bitch

CmdrTaco: Aiight, hold up dawg go easy on me and shit you ripped my asshole last time

Linus Torvalds: Come get some of this Monolithic Kernel

CmdrTaco: Let me take off this white shirt so you can see my bird chest

Linus Torvalds: You wanna be famous?

CmdrTaco: Uh huh

Linus Torvalds: Spread that bitch ass

CmdrTaco: It's all about Linus

Linus Torvalds: Yeah, Linus

CmdrTaco: Uh, dawg, your hurting me dawg

Linus Torvalds: Your the loosest Slashdot editor you little bitch

CmdrTaco: Your ripping my asshole dawg, hold on a sec, wait don't bust

Linus Torvalds: Yeah

CmdrTaco: Hold on a sec, don't bust

Linus Torvalds: Come here

CmdrTaco: Wait, uh wait, uh, hold on don't bust

Linus Torvalds: Take all of this Monolithic Kernel

CmdrTaco: Hold on don't bust, do it on my lip like a milk ad

Linus Torvalds: Linus is in that ass

CmdrTaco:
It's all about Linus
It's all about Linus, ahh ahh

Linus Torvalds: You wanna be famous you little bitch

CmdrTaco: Man don't tell CowboyNeal dawg please, it's all about Linus Torvalds

Linus Torvalds: Aiight, now get the fuck out of here

CmdrTaco: Aww shit

I constantly wonder why God has allowed me to hear this horror. Maybe it is because I am the chosen one and the Time of Purification is at hand. Or maybe God has simply punished me for my lifetime of sins. Or perhaps the devil was involved in this brillant scheme. You may ask me why I have shared such an awful tale. It because I feed off the horror others experience from my story and it gives me the strength to continue living. Now that I haved shared this with you, you are going straight to hell with me, that is if you don't murder yourself in a bloody orgy of hatred for me and these two homosexuals who are the star of my timeless tale.

© 7H3 31337 5145HD07 7R001, 2001.

goatse.cx is actually a va software web site. They get money for every redirect, which is why the links are so common here.

goatse.cx is actually a va software web site. They get money for every redirect, which is why the links are so common here.

No.


Rate my troll at : Am I IP banned or Not?

Am I IP banned or am I not?




I guess that would be a no.

Oh the humanity!!!

I had sex with your mom. I got pictures. Wanna see them? Click here!

fucking post bitches.

Silly Americans (Score:0)
by Omega Prime on Wednesday November 21, @05:28PM (#2598294)
(User #265024 Info)
Silly Americans, didn't you know that thanksgiving was back in October.

FP

Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered *BSD community when recently IDC confirmed that *BSD accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that *BSD has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BSD is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last [samag.com] in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.

You don't need to be a Kreskin [amdest.com] to predict *BSD's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *BSD faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *BSD because *BSD is dying. Things are looking very bad for *BSD. As many of us are already aware, *BSD continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. FreeBSD is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

OpenBSD leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of OpenBSD. How many users of NetBSD are there? Let's see. The number of OpenBSD versus NetBSD posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetBSD users. BSD/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of NetBSD posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSD/OS. A recent article put FreeBSD at about 80 percent of the *BSD market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeBSD users. This is consistent with the number of FreeBSD Usenet posts.

Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeBSD went out of business and was taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled OS. Now BSDI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

All major surveys show that *BSD has steadily declined in market share. *BSD is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *BSD is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. *BSD continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *BSD is dead.

Fact: *BSD is dead

Get the goatse.cx man to moon as many CCTV cameras as he can. How would THEY like it when they see a gaping ass whenever they look at the monitors. hehehe

That's goatse.cx.

I think Ryan Wager summed this whole arguement up when he gave his Thesis at yale. If you would like to read it check it out Here .

I just anally punished this hooker and her hole gapes like the neverending pit

wu-ftpd has holes bigger than this!

But is it as big as this black hole?

Or goatse.cx for that matter.

...I wonder how this would rank (or, more importantly, how rank this is).

Some things people post on message might be opinions, but just look at this link and you'll recognize that some things are just plain facts.

This surely gets down to -1, but hello mod, isn't there a little voice in your head that say that somehow this is insightful ?

This has to be the most troll-attracting comment I have ever seen on /., even outdoing Jon Katz's worst or the ever-popular duplicate postings the /. editors seem prone to these days. I predict that this topic will generate a near record number of out-and-out flames and trolls. Pour those hot grits. Bring on the Penis Birds. And don't leave out the endless postings of goatse.cx.

It was probably the goatse.cx guy with Mickey Mouse ears Photoshopped in for effect.

> some pervert had left up a XXX [...]
> He wouldn't elaborate on what it was, but he said it shocked even him.

Gee, I wonder what could have been so shocking?

Try this one.

Indeed, it's terrible isn't it?!

At least we've still got Natalie to keep us going. Phew.

However, we still have to watch out for Anne Robinson. She could be nasty to us at any time.

Indeed, it's terrible isn't it?!

At least we've still got Natalie to keep us going. Phew.

However, we still have to watch out for Anne Robinson. She could be nasty to us at any time.

Indeed, it's terrible isn't it?!

At least we've still got Natalie to keep us going. Phew.

However, we still have to watch out for Anne Robinson. She could be nasty to us at any time.

Jeez, first the Pope, and now the Recycle Bin? What a day of infamy.

Jeez, first the Pope, and now the Recycle Bin? What a day of infamy.

Jeez, first the Pope, and now the Recycle Bin? What a day of infamy.

Jeez, first the Pope, and now the Recycle Bin? What a day of infamy.

Jeez, first the Pope, and now the Recycle Bin? What a day of infamy.

Jeez, first the Pope, and now the Recycle Bin? What a day of infamy.

Jeez, first the Pope, and now the Recycle Bin? What a day of infamy.

I just heard sad news on talk radio - The Recycle Bin was found dead in his Windows operating system this morning. I'm sure we'll all miss him - even if you didn't delete files regularly, you've probably enjoyed one of his great little emptying animations. Truly a desktop icon.

Order grits!

^^^ HOT GRITS ^^^
Grits

3 cups water
1 1/2 cups grits -- white (not instant)
1 tablespoon salt

Heat the water to boiling in a large saucepan over medium heat. Pour in the grits very gradually, stirring the whole time to prevent lumps. Add the salt, reduce the heat to low (one or two bubbles should rise to the top at a time), and cook, stirring constantly, until tender, about 10 minutes. Grits should be as thick as oatmeal, not runny or stiff. If the grits get too thick toward the end of the cooking time, stir in a little hot water. Pour hot, down your pants!

Serving Ideas : Pour with a pat of butter or some brown gravy. It gives it twang!

Early post gets the Goat! Or should that be be the worm?

Early post gets the Goat! Or should that be be the worm?

Dude...stop talking about anal sex!

Sorry to hear you are being so oppressed online, you fucking shit-eating fag. The EFF is about as worthy a cause as MY DICK.

We have locked onto your coordinates in Australia. Per the DMCA and the Berne Copyright Treaty, Jack Valenti and the MPAA will be coming to investigate your ass for conspiracy to pirate intellectual property. We will be investigating your ass with a large unlubricated broomstick handle, followed by the large end of a Louisville slugger, and finally we will conclude by investigating your ass with this. Do not be alarmed, if you have done nothing wrong then you have nothing to hide. Thank you.

They could always go here

Then how do you explain the fact that goatse is hosted on slashdot-owned servers?