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Does this ass make my ass look big?

I want your honest opinion...

Does this ass make my ass look big?

despite it being a wide-open hole for abuse.
No shit it's wide open

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Thank you.

Kallahar, you misused the colon there. When addressing someone in written form, their name should be set off by commas. If the name occurs in the middle of a sentence, Kallahar, then it needs a pair of commas.

"Editors: You edit the ..." means that it is the Editors saying "You edit ..." (take a look at a script for a play sometime).

The biggest Internet hole of all!

Since it runs on methane, the easiest solution would be to plug it in here.

Isn't there a gas powered thinga-ma-brator that MOT is looking into fuel cells for:

US Patents - Other application's

If that doesn't work, I'm sure this US Patent Mirror Site works...

Then, unexpectedly, the Chester White roots out Mohammed's penis and testicles, hungrily biting them off, gobbling them down with full porcine fury. We bury the newly castrated Mohammed up to his nose in pig manure. Two AIDS infected Bowery whores stuff their used condoms and clotted tampax down Mohammed's throat, and crack a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 over his skull. We then leave him for the hogs to munch on. Mohammed is swine feed, and by tomorrow, he will be swine manure.

Then, unexpectedly, the Chester White roots out Mohammed's penis and testicles, hungrily biting them off, gobbling them down with full porcine fury. We bury the newly castrated Mohammed up to his nose in pig manure. Two AIDS infected Bowery whores stuff their used condoms and clotted tampax down Mohammed's throat, and crack a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 over his skull. We then leave him for the hogs to munch on. Mohammed is swine feed, and by tomorrow, he will be swine manure.

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In ass there is a security hole that allows penises to enter it without the user's consent.

more information

just change the actions associated with compressed files to decompress only.

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We shove Jimmy Dean® Homestyle Pork Sausage up Mohammed's ass. Then while the Giver strokes me off I shoot my wad in Mohammed's face, after which we force Mohammed to fellate an 800 pound Chester White. Simultaneously, two Hasidic rabbis open their kosher bowels, unleashing torrents of gefilte shit on Mohammed's head and back, while The Giver pumps Mohammed from behind. After the hog shoots its wad in Mohammed's mouth, The Giver shoots his load up Mohammed's rectum.

Then, unexpectedly, the Chester White roots out Mohammed's penis and testicles, hungrily biting them off, gobbling them down with full porcine fury. We bury the newly castrated Mohammed up to his nose in pig manure. Two AIDS infected Bowery whores stuff their used condoms and clotted tampax down Mohammed's throat, and crack a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 over his skull. We then leave him for the hogs to munch on. Mohammed is swine feed, and by tomorrow, he will be swine manure.

We shove Jimmy Dean® Homestyle Pork Sausage up Mohammed's ass. Then while the Giver strokes me off I shoot my wad in Mohammed's face, after which we force Mohammed to fellate an 800 pound Chester White. Simultaneously, two Hasidic rabbis open their kosher bowels, unleashing torrents of gefilte shit on Mohammed's head and back, while The Giver pumps Mohammed from behind. After the hog shoots its wad in Mohammed's mouth, The Giver shoots his load up Mohammed's rectum.

Then, unexpectedly, the Chester White roots out Mohammed's penis and testicles, hungrily biting them off, gobbling them down with full porcine fury. We bury the newly castrated Mohammed up to his nose in pig manure. Two AIDS infected Bowery whores stuff their used condoms and clotted tampax down Mohammed's throat, and crack a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 over his skull. We then leave him for the hogs to munch on. Mohammed is swine feed, and by tomorrow, he will be swine manure.

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Then, unexpectedly, the Chester White roots out Mohammed's penis and testicles, hungrily biting them off, gobbling them down with full porcine fury. We bury the newly castrated Mohammed up to his nose in pig manure. Two AIDS infected Bowery whores stuff their used condoms and clotted tampax down Mohammed's throat, and crack a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 over his skull. We then leave him for the hogs to munch on. Mohammed is swine feed, and by tomorrow, he will be swine manure.

Then, unexpectedly, the Chester White roots out Mohammed's penis and testicles, hungrily biting them off, gobbling them down with full porcine fury. We bury the newly castrated Mohammed up to his nose in pig manure. Two AIDS infected Bowery whores stuff their used condoms and clotted tampax down Mohammed's throat, and crack a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 over his skull. We then leave him for the hogs to munch on. Mohammed is swine feed, and by tomorrow, he will be swine manure.

Then, unexpectedly, the Chester White roots out Mohammed's penis and testicles, hungrily biting them off, gobbling them down with full porcine fury. We bury the newly castrated Mohammed up to his nose in pig manure. Two AIDS infected Bowery whores stuff their used condoms and clotted tampax down Mohammed's throat, and crack a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 over his skull. We then leave him for the hogs to munch on. Mohammed is swine feed, and by tomorrow, he will be swine manure.

Then, unexpectedly, the Chester White roots out Mohammed's penis and testicles, hungrily biting them off, gobbling them down with full porcine fury. We bury the newly castrated Mohammed up to his nose in pig manure. Two AIDS infected Bowery whores stuff their used condoms and clotted tampax down Mohammed's throat, and crack a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 over his skull. We then leave him for the hogs to munch on. Mohammed is swine feed, and by tomorrow, he will be swine manure.

We shove Jimmy Dean® Homestyle Pork Sausage up Mohammed's ass. Then while the Giver strokes me off I shoot my wad in Mohammed's face, after which we force Mohammed to fellate an 800 pound Chester White, while two rabbis shit on Mohammed's back. The Giver pumps Mohammed from behind. After the hog shoots its wad in Mohammed's mouth, and The Giver shoots his up Mohammed's ass. Then, unexpectedly, the Chester White roots out Mohammeds penis and testicles, hungrily biting them off, and gobbling them with full porcine fury. We bury the newly castrated Mohammed up to his nose in pig manure. Two AIDS infected Bowery whores stuff their used condoms and clotted tampax down Mohammed's throat, and crack a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 over his skull. We then leave him for the hogs to munch on. Mohammed is swine feed, and by tomorrow, he will be swine manure.

Here is the labb of Butt fucking labs that does the ass thingie. This is the penis to test the robustness of the ass. GOATSE has learnt (sic) from several failures apparently.

A picture of martian ass with some cock, if you're interested. Along with some interesting ass with dick patterns!

Here is the labb of Butt fucking labs that does the ass thingie. This is the penis to test the robustness of the ass. GOATSE has learnt (sic) from several failures apparently.

A picture of martian ass with some cock, if you're interested. Along with some interesting ass with dick patterns!

Here is the labb of Butt fucking labs that does the ass thingie. This is the penis to test the robustness of the ass. GOATSE has learnt (sic) from several failures apparently.

A picture of martian ass with some cock, if you're interested. Along with some interesting ass with dick patterns!

Here is the labb of Butt fucking labs that does the ass thingie. This is the penis to test the robustness of the ass. GOATSE has learnt (sic) from several failures apparently.

A picture of martian ass with some cock, if you're interested. Along with some interesting ass with dick patterns!

Here is the labb of Butt fucking labs that does the ass thingie. This is the penis to test the robustness of the ass. GOATSE has learnt (sic) from several failures apparently.

A picture of martian ass with some cock, if you're interested. Along with some interesting ass with dick patterns!

Read the article, this is specifically addressed.

http://ftc.gov/articles/2001/10/01/internet.shtml# linking

I've got a popup that I like to show to people! I'm quite proud of it!

You can still get the porn you enjoy from here. Fuck off, SI, you trollbusting asshole.

- The AC Avenger

I like to take it up the ass!

"All Your Base" is dying

Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered "All Your Base" community when last month IDC confirmed that "All Your Base" accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all jokes. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that "All Your Base" has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. "All Your Base" is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive Humor test.

You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict "All Your Base's" future. The handwriting is on the wall: "All Your Base" faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for "All Your Base" because "All Your Base" is dying. Things are looking very bad for "All Your Base". As many of us are already aware, "All Your Base" continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. "Move Zig" is the most endangered of them all.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers. "For Great Justice" leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of "For Great Justice". How many users of "Somebody Set Up Us The Bomb" are there? Let's see. The number of "For Great Justice" versus "Somebody Set Up Us The Bomb" posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 "Somebody Set Up Us The Bomb" users. "It's you" posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of "Somebody Set Up Us The Bomb" posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of "It's you". A recent article put "Move Zig" at about 80 percent of the "All Your Base" market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 "Move Zig" users. This is consistent with the number of "Move Zig" Usenet posts.

Due to the troubles of what you say, make your time, and so on, Captain went out of business and was taken over by CATS who owns another troubled base. Now CATS is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

All major surveys show that "All Your Base" has steadily declined in market share. "All Your Base" is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If "All Your Base" is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. "All Your Base" continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, "All Your Base" is dead.

"All Your Base" is dying

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Here you are. Of course it's lame, but it's what the guy asked for.

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Then, unexpectedly, the Chester White roots out Mohammed's penis and testicles, hungrily biting them off, gobbling them down with full porcine fury. We bury the newly castrated Mohammed up to his nose in pig manure. Two AIDS infected Bowery whores stuff their used condoms and clotted tampax down Mohammed's throat, and crack a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 over his skull. We then leave him for the hogs to munch on. Mohammed is swine feed, and by tomorrow, he will be swine manure.

Then, unexpectedly, the Chester White roots out Mohammed's penis and testicles, hungrily biting them off, gobbling them down with full porcine fury. We bury the newly castrated Mohammed up to his nose in pig manure. Two AIDS infected Bowery whores stuff their used condoms and clotted tampax down Mohammed's throat, and crack a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 over his skull. We then leave him for the hogs to munch on. Mohammed is swine feed, and by tomorrow, he will be swine manure.

Then, unexpectedly, the Chester White roots out Mohammed's penis and testicles, hungrily biting them off, gobbling them down with full porcine fury. We bury the newly castrated Mohammed up to his nose in pig manure. Two AIDS infected Bowery whores stuff their used condoms and clotted tampax down Mohammed's throat, and crack a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 over his skull. We then leave him for the hogs to munch on. Mohammed is swine feed, and by tomorrow, he will be swine manure.

Then, unexpectedly, the Chester White roots out Mohammed's penis and testicles, hungrily biting them off, gobbling them down with full porcine fury. We bury the newly castrated Mohammed up to his nose in pig manure. Two AIDS infected Bowery whores stuff their used condoms and clotted tampax down Mohammed's throat, and crack a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 over his skull. We then leave him for the hogs to munch on. Mohammed is swine feed, and by tomorrow, he will be swine manure.

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OPERA is the browser of choice for dead Russian submarine commanders.

Shouldn't you use the same browser as these ex-communists?

How can you say no, except if the question was: "Do you not want to use OPERA?"

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4 out of 5 trolls agree that OPERA is the best browser out there.

With OPERA being on almost every platform, why not get it RIGHT NOW!?!?

GET OPERA HERE!

Please respond to this post and say how great OPERA is.

THANK YOU!

I can't believe this.. the mods here are so gay.. whenever I make a new account so I don't post as -1 all the time and get ignored.. I get modded down more than 5 times withing a day. And I post intelligent, and witty posts. The mods here are so fucking gay.. I think you need to use more lube when you get done up the ass so you will be in better moods.. You love to do each other up the ass. Screaming out 'OH LINUX!' 'OH FREEBSD!' because non-MS os's turn you on. Then after climax you smear your own feces over each other, then compile the linux kernal by typing the commands with your still erect Penii (or is it penises). What a bunch of flamming tards. And slashdot and BSD are dying. So eat that huge stinking pile of shit. Mod this down to prove you are a big stinking pile of feces goatse.cx loving piece of elephant shit. Fucking Linux homos.

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Then, unexpectedly, the Chester White roots out Mohammed's penis and testicles, hungrily biting them off, gobbling them down with full porcine fury. We bury the newly castrated Mohammed up to his nos in pg manure. Two AIDS infected Bowery whores stuff their used condoms and clotted tampax down Mohammed's throat, and crack a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 over his skull. We then leave him for the hogs to munch on. Mohammed is swine feed, and by tomorrow, he will be swine manure.

Then, unexpectedly, the Chester White roots out Mohammed's penis and testicles, hungrily biting them off, gobbling them down with full porcine fury. We bury the newly castrated Mohammed up to his nos in pg manure. Two AIDS infected Bowery whores stuff their used condoms and clotted tampax down Mohammed's throat, and crack a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 over his skull. We then leave him for the hogs to munch on. Mohammed is swine feed, and by tomorrow, he will be swine manure.

Then, unexpectedly, the Chester White roots out Mohammed's penis and testicles, hungrily biting them off, gobbling them down with full porcine fury. We bury the newly castrated Mohammed up to his nose in pig manure. Two AIDS infected Bowery whores stuff their used condoms and clotted tampax down Mohammed's throat, and crack a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 over his skull. We then leave him for the hogs to munch on. Mohammed is swine feed, and by tomorrow, he will be swine manure.

Then, unexpectedly, the Chester White roots out Mohammed's penis and testicles, hungrily biting them off, gobbling them down with full porcine fury. We bury the newly castrated Mohammed up to his nose in pig manure. Two AIDS infected Bowery whores stuff their used condoms and clotted tampax down Mohammed's throat, and crack a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 over his skull. We then leave him for the hogs to munch on. Mohammed is swine feed, and by tomorrow, he will be swine manure.