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Then, unexpectedly, the Chester White roots out Mohammed's penis and testicles, hungrily biting them off, gobbling them down with full porcine fury. We bury the newly castrated Mohammed up to his nos in pig manure. Two AIDS infected Bowery whores stuff their used condoms and clotted tampax down Mohammed's throat, and crack a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 over his skull. We then leave him for the hogs to munch on. Mohammed is swine feed, and by tomorrow, he will be swine manure.

Then, unexpectedly, the Chester White roots out Mohammed's penis and testicles, hungrily biting them off, gobbling them down with full porcine fury. We bury the newly castrated Mohammed up to his nos in pig manure. Two AIDS infected Bowery whores stuff their used condoms and clotted tampax down Mohammed's throat, and crack a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 over his skull. We then leave him for the hogs to munch on. Mohammed is swine feed, and by tomorrow, he will be swine manure.

I can't believe this.. the mods here are so gay.. whenever I make a new account so I don't post as -1 all the time and get ignored.. I get modded down more than 5 times withing a day. And I post intelligent, and witty posts. The mods here are so fucking gay.. I think you need to use more lube when you get done up the ass so you will be in better moods.. You love to do each other up the ass. Screaming out 'OH LINUX!' 'OH FREEBSD!' because non-MS os's turn you on. Then after climax you smear your own feces over each other, then compile the linux kernal by typing the commands with your still erect Penii (or is it penises). What a bunch of flamming tards. And slashdot and BSD are dying. So eat that huge stinking pile of shit. Mod this down to prove you are a big stinking pile of feces goatse.cx loving piece of elephant shit. Fucking Linux homos.

mad propz to my niggaz in the hood

FREE MUMIA!

We shove Jimmy Dean® Homestyle Pork Sausage up Mohammed's ass. Then while the Giver strokes me off I shoot my wad in Mohammed's face, after which we force Mohammed to fellate an 800 pound Chester White. Simultaneously, two Hasidic rabbis open their kosher bowels, unleashing torrents of gefilte shit on Mohammed's head and back, while The Giver pumps Mohammed from behind. After the hog shoots its wad in Mohammed's mouth, The Giver shoots his up Mohammed's ass. Then, unexpectedly, the Chester White roots out Mohammed's penis and testicles, hungrily biting them off, gobbling them down with full porcine fury. We bury the newly castrated Mohammed up to his nose in pig manure. Two AIDS infected Bowery whores stuff their used condoms and clotted tampax down Mohammed's throat, and crack a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 over his skull. We then leave him for the hogs to munch on. Mohammed is swine feed, and by tomorrow, he will be swine manure.

The only thing I can see is that he's trying to cash in on the paranoia of record companies, making a buck without actually solving any problems.

The recording industry wants to make it harder for consumers to directly copy CDs, but one of the hurdles is that any barriers to copying must be "backwards compatible"--meaning the new technologies would have to work on old CD players that don't screen pirated material and vice versa. What is SunnComm doing to overcome this problem?
What we do is we own hundreds and hundreds of CD players dating back to 1983 and forward. [What you do is you do huh?]...That's how we ensure that what we build today will work on CD players from 20 years ago.

Speaking obviously isn't this guy's forte. But the real question is, what are they doing to ensure that the CDs play in modern CD players, which may contain CD-ROM drives?

What kind of initiatives are you undertaking to prevent consumer backlash?
By allowing the consumers all the fair-use opportunities they had prior to having the protection on the disc itself. That's how we do it.

Pronunciation: 'dü 'it, d&(-w) &t
- do it : to have sexual intercourse

Have you ever used Napster?
Yes, I have. I've used Napster, and both my kids have used Napster...I (also) smoked once but I didn't inhale...I've tried to explain to my kids how wrong this is.

What?? I can't tell if he's being serious or trying to be funny. And if so, was he kidding about using napster or weed? Or both? It's file sharing sir. It's not inherently right or wrong.

Someone better come up with a way to get better and better at protecting the rights of the artists, because without doing that, I think that the art and the ability to distribute the art goes away. If somebody can show me that I'm wrong, I'll be out of this business in two days. But I don't think that I'm wrong.

No, it really doesn't. Take a lesson from the software industry. It's not at all difficult to copy or distribute most software electronically, yet Bill Gates has managed to become the wealthiest man in the world. If that's not proof, I don't know what is. You can post your resignation here, thanks.

We shove Jimmy Dean® Homestyle Pork Sausage up Mohammed's ass. Then while the Giver strokes me off I shoot my wad in Mohammed's face, after which we force Mohammed to fellate an 800 pound Chester White. Simultaneusly, two Hasidic rabbis open their kosher bowels, uleashing torents of gefilte shit on Mohammed's head and back, while The Giver pumps Mohammed from behind. After the hog shoots its wad in Mohammed's mouth, The Giver shoots his up Mohammed's ass. Then, unexpectedly, the Chester White roots out Mohammed's penis and testicles, hungrily biting them off, gobbling them down with full porcine fury. We bury the newly castrated Mohammed up to his nose in pig manure. Two AIDS infected Bowery whores stuff their used condoms and clotted tampax down Mohammed's throat, and crack a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 over his skull. We then leave him for the hogs to munch on. Mohammed is swine feed, and by tomorrow, he will be swine manure.

We shove Jimmy Dean® Homestyle Pork Sausage up Mohammed's ass. Then while the Giver strokes me off I shoot my wad in Mohammed's face, after which we force Mohammed to fellate an 800 pound Chester White. Simultaneusly, Two Hasidic rabbis open their kosher bowels, uleashing torents of gefilte shit on Mohammed's head and back, while The Giver pumps Mohammed from behind. After the hog shoots its wad in Mohammed's mouth, The Giver shoots his up Mohammed's ass. Then, unexpectedly, the Chester White roots out Mohammed's penis and testicles, hungrily biting them off, gobbling them down with full porcine fury. We bury the newly castrated Mohammed up to his nose in pig manure. Two AIDS infected Bowery whores stuff their used condoms and clotted tampax down Mohammed's throat, and crack a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 over his skull. We then leave him for the hogs to munch on. Mohammed is swine feed, and by tomorrow, he will be swine manure.

Postus primus penis magnus!

Postus illus comentarium copmressionis violat!? WTF?

We shove Jimmy Dean® Homestyle Pork Sausage up Mohammed's ass. Then while the Giver strokes me off I shoot my wad in Mohammed's face, after which we force Mohammed to fellate an 800 pound Chester White, while two rabbis shit on Mohammed's back. The Giver pumps Mohammed from behind. After the hog shoots its wad in Mohammed's mouth, and The Giver shoots his up Mohammed's ass. Then, unexpectedly, the Chester White roots out Mohammeds penis and testicles, hungrily biting them off, gobbling them down with full porcine fury. We bury the newly castrated Mohammed up to his nose in pig manure. Two AIDS infected Bowery whores stuff their used condoms and clotted tampax down Mohammed's throat, and crack a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 over hs skull. We then leave him for the hogs to munch on. Mohammed is swine feed, and by tomorrow, he will be swine manure.

We shove Jimmy Dean® Homestyle Pork Sausage up Mohammed's ass. Then while the Giver strokes me off I shoot my wad in Mohammed's face, after which we force Mohammed to fellate an 800 pound Chester White, while two Hasidic rabbis shit on Mohammed's back. The Giver pumps Mohammed from behind. After the hog shoots its wad in Mohammed's mouth, and The Giver shoots his up Mohammed's ass, the China White unexpectedly roots out Mohammeds penis and testicles, hungrily biting them off, and gobbling them in a fully porcine manner. We bury the newly castrated Mohammed up to his nose in pig manure. Two AIDS infected Bowery whores stuff their used condoms and clotted tampax down Mohammed's throat, and crack a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 over his skull. We then leave him for the hogs to munch on. Mohammed is swine feed, and by tomorrow, he will be swine manure.

We shove Jimmy Dean® Homestyle Pork Sausage up Mohammed's ass. Then while the Giver strokes me off I shoot my wad in Mohammed's face, after which we force Mohammed to fellate an 800 pound Chester White, while two rabbis shit on Mohammed's back. The Giver pumps Mohammed from behind. After the hog shoots its wad in Mohammed's mouth, and The Giver shoots his up Mohammed's ass, the China White unexpectedly roots out Mohammeds penis and testicles, hungrily biting them off, and gobbling them in a fully porcine manner. We all bury the newly castrated Mohammed up to his nose in pig manure. Two AIDS infected Bowery whores stuff their used condoms and clotted tampax down Mohammed's throat, and crack a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 over his skull. We then leave him for the hogs to munch on. Mohammed is swine feed, and by tomorrow, he will be swine manure.

We shove Jimmy Dean® Homestyle Pork Sausage up Mohammed's ass. Then while the Giver strokes me off I shoot my wad in Mohammed's face, after which we force Mohammed to fellate an 800 pound Chester White, while two rabbis shit on Mohammed's back. The Giver pumps Mohammed from behind. After the hog shoots its wad in Mohammed's mouth, and The Giver shoots his up Mohammed's ass, we all bury Mohammed up to his nose in pig manure. Two AIDS infected Bowery whores stuff their used condoms and clotted tampax down Mohammed's throat, and crack a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 over his skull. We then leave him for the hogs to munch on. Mohammed is swine feed, and by tomorrow, he will be swine manure.

We shove Jimmy Dean® Homestyle Pork Sausage up Mohammed's ass. Then while the Giver strokes me off I shoot my wad in Mohammed's face, after which we force Mohammed to fellate an 800 pound Chester White, while two rabbis shit on Mohammed's back. The Giver pumps Mohammed from behind. After the hog shoots its wad in Mohammed's mouth, and The Giver shoots his up Mohammed's ass, we all bury Mohammed up to his nose in pig manure. Two AIDS infected Bowery whores stuff their used condoms and clotted tampax down Mohammed's throat, and crack a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 over his skull. We then leave him for the hogs to munch on. Mohammed is swine feed, and by tomorrow, he will be swine manure.

Goatse has come out of mourning.

<Insert mandatory joke about Uranus here>
C'mon. You want to do it...

and for some added terror, here's a happy link!

here! have some goatsex!

you can find more information here.

A: He needed a new jockstrap!

Hahaha!

I regularly send a gigaton of detritus out my ass!

gross ass stretching? Better go here!

I think the only thing with a bigger security hole than IIS is the Goatse.cx guy

Why, oh why the fuck did I watch this??? It's like the first time you see the goat sex man, your brain is thinking "OH MY GOD, CLOSE THE BROWSER!!!" but you can't, you just can't, you have to stare at it like a deer in the headlights of a oncoming car. Oh, man! Please kill me now, because I'll never be able to have sex again!

• The Giver
• The Receiver

• The Giver
• The Receiver

yeah I only trust the ones made by big corporations
open source... my ass

Moderators: This is a troll, As an Anonymous Coward, he's posting at 0, look at his Previous Posts, this guy is a troll. Dont let him get karma, and troll at +2. And at the very least, Its redundant, as 2 other trolls have already posted this crap.

If you don't want to register with fileplanet, I mirrored the image here.

The same law says all terrorists must have a backdoor like this

This text inserted because Taco licks JonKatz's balls. And to abort his goddamn lameness filter.

This text inserted because Taco licks JonKatz's balls. And to abort his goddamn lameness filter.

This text inserted because Taco licks JonKatz's balls. And to abort his goddamn lameness filter.

goat secx
**Some text here to bypass the compression filter. Another way to become a raging homo is to rewrite Slash. In perl.

you should try reading slashdot's faq. It even contains pictures of cmdrtaco

why was this old article dredged out of goddess knows where and thrown in our faces? it's old (5 years now) and it's irrelevant. i love how i've submitted intelligent stories to be posted - that get rejected - and this bullshit surfaces on /. rob blows nuts

People of Slashdot, do not be fooled. It is important that you know that mackga is a sand nigger. Thank you for your attention.

Check this link out for more news! This has much more information than the site in the story.

I wonder if the shitweasel gets the message goatse.cx is sending him.

(This time, it might pay to visit goatse.cx, before you moderate ;-)

Backdoors aplenty, leading to all the goodies you could possibly want. See this article.
Yes, I know this is lame, but I am tired of legitimate posts. I'm back to the troll underworld, where I truly belong.

Where else would we see as creative work as this?

this backdoor

And shame on you Hemos, for posting this. You and Taco already know plenty about backdoors.

Great! That makes me think of another disposal procedure: take it with you to the loo, and wipe your ass with it. After that, it is no longer a flag (or does the American flag have any brown in it?), and you can burn it safely...

You know, I understand (at least in the abstract) how you might be morbidly fascinated by the picture here; but I don't understand why you felt the need to place your head so far up there; were you wanting the full nasal experience, or what? Inquiring minds, yadda yadda yadda....

I think the lucky celeb is obvious!
[Warning: Goatse Link! DO NOT CLICK!]

Right here. The compression filter can blow my asshole.

This one seems to be functioning normally.

Please re-read the directions. Windows XP isn't administered orally!
Here's a diagram of a patient preparing for treatment.