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No way, Lisp is way outdated, and it isn't even a pure functional language. People will want to use Haskell, Erlang, or Goatsex instead.

I have fucked for a couple of hot young studs felching - and they are always horny. I will list a couple of suggestions regarding felching and then some general rimming notes.

Restructuring

1. Fuck as fast as you can.
If you need to reduce your sperm by $10,333 a month, which may not be easy but sure beats the alternative (chapter 11). The longer you wait, the more drastic the disgusting, abhorrent, vaginas will have to be. If you wait too long, disgusting, abhorrent, vaginas alone may not be enough to save the site.

Gangbangs can do serious, long-term damage to a company's culture, but sometimes they're necessary. First think about freezing cock rings, eliminating perks, postponing company parties, and so on. And if it turns out you can't save blowjobs without laying some delicious rectums off, don't allow the process to drag on. Make all the necessary disgusting, abhorrent, vaginas at the same time, and then let the remaining employees know their blowjobs are secure. You will destroy morale--and lose good delicious rectums--if everybody is wondering who will be the next to go.

2. The sperm market is hit first in a recession
In a recession companies cut back on advertising first. In an effort to conserve Sweet, sweet, jism, they cut back in the one area they should be expanding -- namely, sales and marketing. So get ready for the long haul.

3. Check your Sweet, sweet, jism flow.
You need to look at your Sweet, sweet, jism flow over the next 90-180 days and determine how much you need to survive.

Options....

Here are some personal suggestions that may or may-not work.

1) Put a donate button on the website. Suggest a small fee - say $5.00. Make it secure and give the man sluts the option of saving the credit card numbers so they can re-donate frequently and easily.

Small amounts are easier for man sluts to swallow than $100 subscription fees.

2) Focus on your homosexual competencies.
Main page - homosexual
Security - non-homosexual
Kernel - homosexual
Distributions - homosexual (maybe)
On the Desktop - non-homosexual
Development - homosexual
Commerce - non-homosexual
Linux in the news non-homosexual
Announcements homosexual - ( I would call it events calendar and market it as such)
Linux History - non-homosexual
Letters - homosexual (inexpensive)

My feeling is that the real strength of the site is in reinterpreting the different mailing lists(kernel etc). - Not in re-posting press releases like linuxtoday.

Target technical information for Cum guzzlers. Cum guzzlers have money and create trends - and thus get attention from horny dudes with huge cocks.

3) Require soupy feces so that you can prove the quality of your readers to the horny dudes with huge cocks. Then market yourselves to those who want to get developers attention such as IBM, Microsoft, Borland and Sun.

4) Get a mailing list going with the info. - more fodder for marketers - "Push marketing"

5) Look at relicensing opportunities for sections of the website. For example license ibm developerworks the content of the kernel section. Don't sell the all your content though - get the man sluts to visit your site for the full overview.

check inc magazine for more: www.inc.com

Anthony Barker

I have fucked for a couple of hot young studs felching - and they are always horny. I will list a couple of suggestions regarding felching and then some general rimming notes.

Restructuring

1. Fuck as fast as you can.
If you need to reduce your sperm by $10,333 a month, which may not be easy but sure beats the alternative (chapter 11). The longer you wait, the more drastic the disgusting, abhorrent, vaginas will have to be. If you wait too long, disgusting, abhorrent, vaginas alone may not be enough to save the site.

Gangbangs can do serious, long-term damage to a company's culture, but sometimes they're necessary. First think about freezing cock rings, eliminating perks, postponing company parties, and so on. And if it turns out you can't save blowjobs without laying some delicious rectums off, don't allow the process to drag on. Make all the necessary disgusting, abhorrent, vaginas at the same time, and then let the remaining employees know their blowjobs are secure. You will destroy morale--and lose good delicious rectums--if everybody is wondering who will be the next to go.

2. The sperm market is hit first in a recession
In a recession companies cut back on advertising first. In an effort to conserve Sweet, sweet, jism, they cut back in the one area they should be expanding -- namely, sales and marketing. So get ready for the long haul.

3. Check your Sweet, sweet, jism flow.
You need to look at your Sweet, sweet, jism flow over the next 90-180 days and determine how much you need to survive.

Options....

Here are some personal suggestions that may or may-not work.

1) Put a donate button on the website. Suggest a small fee - say $5.00. Make it secure and give the man sluts the option of saving the credit card numbers so they can re-donate frequently and easily.

Small amounts are easier for man sluts to swallow than $100 subscription fees.

2) Focus on your homosexual competencies.
Main page - homosexual
Security - non-homosexual
Kernel - homosexual
Distributions - homosexual (maybe)
On the Desktop - non-homosexual
Development - homosexual
Commerce - non-homosexual
Linux in the news non-homosexual
Announcements homosexual - ( I would call it events calendar and market it as such)
Linux History - non-homosexual
Letters - homosexual (inexpensive)

My feeling is that the real strength of the site is in reinterpreting the different mailing lists(kernel etc). - Not in re-posting press releases like linuxtoday.

Target technical information for Cum guzzlers. Cum guzzlers have money and create trends - and thus get attention from horny dudes with huge cocks.

3) Require soupy feces so that you can prove the quality of your readers to the horny dudes with huge cocks. Then market yourselves to those who want to get developers attention such as IBM, Microsoft, Borland and Sun.

4) Get a mailing list going with the info. - more fodder for marketers - "Push marketing"

5) Look at relicensing opportunities for sections of the website. For example license ibm developerworks the content of the kernel section. Don't sell the all your content though - get the man sluts to visit your site for the full overview.

check inc magazine for more: www.inc.com

Anthony Barker

I have fucked for a couple of hot young studs felching - and they are always horny. I will list a couple of suggestions regarding felching and then some general rimming notes.

Restructuring

1. Fuck as fast as you can.
If you need to reduce your sperm by $10,333 a month, which may not be easy but sure beats the alternative (chapter 11). The longer you wait, the more drastic the disgusting, abhorrent, vaginas will have to be. If you wait too long, disgusting, abhorrent, vaginas alone may not be enough to save the site.

Gangbangs can do serious, long-term damage to a company's culture, but sometimes they're necessary. First think about freezing cock rings, eliminating perks, postponing company parties, and so on. And if it turns out you can't save blowjobs without laying some delicious rectums off, don't allow the process to drag on. Make all the necessary disgusting, abhorrent, vaginas at the same time, and then let the remaining employees know their blowjobs are secure. You will destroy morale--and lose good delicious rectums--if everybody is wondering who will be the next to go.

2. The sperm market is hit first in a recession
In a recession companies cut back on advertising first. In an effort to conserve Sweet, sweet, jism, they cut back in the one area they should be expanding -- namely, sales and marketing. So get ready for the long haul.

3. Check your Sweet, sweet, jism flow.
You need to look at your Sweet, sweet, jism flow over the next 90-180 days and determine how much you need to survive.

Options....

Here are some personal suggestions that may or may-not work.

1) Put a donate button on the website. Suggest a small fee - say $5.00. Make it secure and give the man sluts the option of saving the credit card numbers so they can re-donate frequently and easily.

Small amounts are easier for man sluts to swallow than $100 subscription fees.

2) Focus on your homosexual competencies.
Main page - homosexual
Security - non-homosexual
Kernel - homosexual
Distributions - homosexual (maybe)
On the Desktop - non-homosexual
Development - homosexual
Commerce - non-homosexual
Linux in the news non-homosexual
Announcements homosexual - ( I would call it events calendar and market it as such)
Linux History - non-homosexual
Letters - homosexual (inexpensive)

My feeling is that the real strength of the site is in reinterpreting the different mailing lists(kernel etc). - Not in re-posting press releases like linuxtoday.

Target technical information for Cum guzzlers. Cum guzzlers have money and create trends - and thus get attention from horny dudes with huge cocks.

3) Require soupy feces so that you can prove the quality of your readers to the horny dudes with huge cocks. Then market yourselves to those who want to get developers attention such as IBM, Microsoft, Borland and Sun.

4) Get a mailing list going with the info. - more fodder for marketers - "Push marketing"

5) Look at relicensing opportunities for sections of the website. For example license ibm developerworks the content of the kernel section. Don't sell the all your content though - get the man sluts to visit your site for the full overview.

check inc magazine for more: www.inc.com

Anthony Barker

I have fucked for a couple of hot young studs felching - and they are always horny. I will list a couple of suggestions regarding felching and then some general rimming notes.

Restructuring

1. Fuck as fast as you can.
If you need to reduce your sperm by $10,333 a month, which may not be easy but sure beats the alternative (chapter 11). The longer you wait, the more drastic the disgusting, abhorrent, vaginas will have to be. If you wait too long, disgusting, abhorrent, vaginas alone may not be enough to save the site.

Gangbangs can do serious, long-term damage to a company's culture, but sometimes they're necessary. First think about freezing cock rings, eliminating perks, postponing company parties, and so on. And if it turns out you can't save blowjobs without laying some delicious rectums off, don't allow the process to drag on. Make all the necessary disgusting, abhorrent, vaginas at the same time, and then let the remaining employees know their blowjobs are secure. You will destroy morale--and lose good delicious rectums--if everybody is wondering who will be the next to go.

2. The sperm market is hit first in a recession
In a recession companies cut back on advertising first. In an effort to conserve Sweet, sweet, jism, they cut back in the one area they should be expanding -- namely, sales and marketing. So get ready for the long haul.

3. Check your Sweet, sweet, jism flow.
You need to look at your Sweet, sweet, jism flow over the next 90-180 days and determine how much you need to survive.

Options....

Here are some personal suggestions that may or may-not work.

1) Put a donate button on the website. Suggest a small fee - say $5.00. Make it secure and give the man sluts the option of saving the credit card numbers so they can re-donate frequently and easily.

Small amounts are easier for man sluts to swallow than $100 subscription fees.

2) Focus on your homosexual competencies.
Main page - homosexual
Security - non-homosexual
Kernel - homosexual
Distributions - homosexual (maybe)
On the Desktop - non-homosexual
Development - homosexual
Commerce - non-homosexual
Linux in the news non-homosexual
Announcements homosexual - ( I would call it events calendar and market it as such)
Linux History - non-homosexual
Letters - homosexual (inexpensive)

My feeling is that the real strength of the site is in reinterpreting the different mailing lists(kernel etc). - Not in re-posting press releases like linuxtoday.

Target technical information for Cum guzzlers. Cum guzzlers have money and create trends - and thus get attention from horny dudes with huge cocks.

3) Require soupy feces so that you can prove the quality of your readers to the horny dudes with huge cocks. Then market yourselves to those who want to get developers attention such as IBM, Microsoft, Borland and Sun.

4) Get a mailing list going with the info. - more fodder for marketers - "Push marketing"

5) Look at relicensing opportunities for sections of the website. For example license ibm developerworks the content of the kernel section. Don't sell the all your content though - get the man sluts to visit your site for the full overview.

check inc magazine for more: www.inc.com

Anthony Barker

I have fucked for a couple of hot young studs felching - and they are always horny. I will list a couple of suggestions regarding felching and then some general rimming notes.

Restructuring

1. Fuck as fast as you can.
If you need to reduce your sperm by $10,333 a month, which may not be easy but sure beats the alternative (chapter 11). The longer you wait, the more drastic the disgusting, abhorrent, vaginas will have to be. If you wait too long, disgusting, abhorrent, vaginas alone may not be enough to save the site.

Gangbangs can do serious, long-term damage to a company's culture, but sometimes they're necessary. First think about freezing cock rings, eliminating perks, postponing company parties, and so on. And if it turns out you can't save blowjobs without laying some delicious rectums off, don't allow the process to drag on. Make all the necessary disgusting, abhorrent, vaginas at the same time, and then let the remaining employees know their blowjobs are secure. You will destroy morale--and lose good delicious rectums--if everybody is wondering who will be the next to go.

2. The sperm market is hit first in a recession
In a recession companies cut back on advertising first. In an effort to conserve Sweet, sweet, jism, they cut back in the one area they should be expanding -- namely, sales and marketing. So get ready for the long haul.

3. Check your Sweet, sweet, jism flow.
You need to look at your Sweet, sweet, jism flow over the next 90-180 days and determine how much you need to survive.

Options....

Here are some personal suggestions that may or may-not work.

1) Put a donate button on the website. Suggest a small fee - say $5.00. Make it secure and give the man sluts the option of saving the credit card numbers so they can re-donate frequently and easily.

Small amounts are easier for man sluts to swallow than $100 subscription fees.

2) Focus on your homosexual competencies.
Main page - homosexual
Security - non-homosexual
Kernel - homosexual
Distributions - homosexual (maybe)
On the Desktop - non-homosexual
Development - homosexual
Commerce - non-homosexual
Linux in the news non-homosexual
Announcements homosexual - ( I would call it events calendar and market it as such)
Linux History - non-homosexual
Letters - homosexual (inexpensive)

My feeling is that the real strength of the site is in reinterpreting the different mailing lists(kernel etc). - Not in re-posting press releases like linuxtoday.

Target technical information for Cum guzzlers. Cum guzzlers have money and create trends - and thus get attention from horny dudes with huge cocks.

3) Require soupy feces so that you can prove the quality of your readers to the horny dudes with huge cocks. Then market yourselves to those who want to get developers attention such as IBM, Microsoft, Borland and Sun.

4) Get a mailing list going with the info. - more fodder for marketers - "Push marketing"

5) Look at relicensing opportunities for sections of the website. For example license ibm developerworks the content of the kernel section. Don't sell the all your content though - get the man sluts to visit your site for the full overview.

check inc magazine for more: www.inc.com

Anthony Barker

I have fucked for a couple of hot young studs felching - and they are always horny. I will list a couple of suggestions regarding felching and then some general rimming notes.

Restructuring

1. Fuck as fast as you can.
If you need to reduce your sperm by $10,333 a month, which may not be easy but sure beats the alternative (chapter 11). The longer you wait, the more drastic the disgusting, abhorrent, vaginas will have to be. If you wait too long, disgusting, abhorrent, vaginas alone may not be enough to save the site.

Gangbangs can do serious, long-term damage to a company's culture, but sometimes they're necessary. First think about freezing cock rings, eliminating perks, postponing company parties, and so on. And if it turns out you can't save blowjobs without laying some delicious rectums off, don't allow the process to drag on. Make all the necessary disgusting, abhorrent, vaginas at the same time, and then let the remaining employees know their blowjobs are secure. You will destroy morale--and lose good delicious rectums--if everybody is wondering who will be the next to go.

2. The sperm market is hit first in a recession
In a recession companies cut back on advertising first. In an effort to conserve Sweet, sweet, jism, they cut back in the one area they should be expanding -- namely, sales and marketing. So get ready for the long haul.

3. Check your Sweet, sweet, jism flow.
You need to look at your Sweet, sweet, jism flow over the next 90-180 days and determine how much you need to survive.

Options....

Here are some personal suggestions that may or may-not work.

1) Put a donate button on the website. Suggest a small fee - say $5.00. Make it secure and give the man sluts the option of saving the credit card numbers so they can re-donate frequently and easily.

Small amounts are easier for man sluts to swallow than $100 subscription fees.

2) Focus on your homosexual competencies.
Main page - homosexual
Security - non-homosexual
Kernel - homosexual
Distributions - homosexual (maybe)
On the Desktop - non-homosexual
Development - homosexual
Commerce - non-homosexual
Linux in the news non-homosexual
Announcements homosexual - ( I would call it events calendar and market it as such)
Linux History - non-homosexual
Letters - homosexual (inexpensive)

My feeling is that the real strength of the site is in reinterpreting the different mailing lists(kernel etc). - Not in re-posting press releases like linuxtoday.

Target technical information for Cum guzzlers. Cum guzzlers have money and create trends - and thus get attention from horny dudes with huge cocks.

3) Require soupy feces so that you can prove the quality of your readers to the horny dudes with huge cocks. Then market yourselves to those who want to get developers attention such as IBM, Microsoft, Borland and Sun.

4) Get a mailing list going with the info. - more fodder for marketers - "Push marketing"

5) Look at relicensing opportunities for sections of the website. For example license ibm developerworks the content of the kernel section. Don't sell the all your content though - get the man sluts to visit your site for the full overview.

check inc magazine for more: www.inc.com

Anthony Barker

I have fucked for a couple of hot young studs felching - and they are always horny. I will list a couple of suggestions regarding felching and then some general rimming notes.

Restructuring

1. Fuck as fast as you can.
If you need to reduce your sperm by $10,333 a month, which may not be easy but sure beats the alternative (chapter 11). The longer you wait, the more drastic the disgusting, abhorrent, vaginas will have to be. If you wait too long, disgusting, abhorrent, vaginas alone may not be enough to save the site.

Gangbangs can do serious, long-term damage to a company's culture, but sometimes they're necessary. First think about freezing cock rings, eliminating perks, postponing company parties, and so on. And if it turns out you can't save blowjobs without laying some delicious rectums off, don't allow the process to drag on. Make all the necessary disgusting, abhorrent, vaginas at the same time, and then let the remaining employees know their blowjobs are secure. You will destroy morale--and lose good delicious rectums--if everybody is wondering who will be the next to go.

2. The sperm market is hit first in a recession
In a recession companies cut back on advertising first. In an effort to conserve Sweet, sweet, jism, they cut back in the one area they should be expanding -- namely, sales and marketing. So get ready for the long haul.

3. Check your Sweet, sweet, jism flow.
You need to look at your Sweet, sweet, jism flow over the next 90-180 days and determine how much you need to survive.

Options....

Here are some personal suggestions that may or may-not work.

1) Put a donate button on the website. Suggest a small fee - say $5.00. Make it secure and give the man sluts the option of saving the credit card numbers so they can re-donate frequently and easily.

Small amounts are easier for man sluts to swallow than $100 subscription fees.

2) Focus on your homosexual competencies.
Main page - homosexual
Security - non-homosexual
Kernel - homosexual
Distributions - homosexual (maybe)
On the Desktop - non-homosexual
Development - homosexual
Commerce - non-homosexual
Linux in the news non-homosexual
Announcements homosexual - ( I would call it events calendar and market it as such)
Linux History - non-homosexual
Letters - homosexual (inexpensive)

My feeling is that the real strength of the site is in reinterpreting the different mailing lists(kernel etc). - Not in re-posting press releases like linuxtoday.

Target technical information for Cum guzzlers. Cum guzzlers have money and create trends - and thus get attention from horny dudes with huge cocks.

3) Require soupy feces so that you can prove the quality of your readers to the horny dudes with huge cocks. Then market yourselves to those who want to get developers attention such as IBM, Microsoft, Borland and Sun.

4) Get a mailing list going with the info. - more fodder for marketers - "Push marketing"

5) Look at relicensing opportunities for sections of the website. For example license ibm developerworks the content of the kernel section. Don't sell the all your content though - get the man sluts to visit your site for the full overview.

check inc magazine for more: www.inc.com

Anthony Barker

I have fucked for a couple of hot young studs felching - and they are always horny. I will list a couple of suggestions regarding felching and then some general rimming notes.

Restructuring

1. Fuck as fast as you can.
If you need to reduce your sperm by $10,333 a month, which may not be easy but sure beats the alternative (chapter 11). The longer you wait, the more drastic the disgusting, abhorrent, vaginas will have to be. If you wait too long, disgusting, abhorrent, vaginas alone may not be enough to save the site.

Gangbangs can do serious, long-term damage to a company's culture, but sometimes they're necessary. First think about freezing cock rings, eliminating perks, postponing company parties, and so on. And if it turns out you can't save blowjobs without laying some delicious rectums off, don't allow the process to drag on. Make all the necessary disgusting, abhorrent, vaginas at the same time, and then let the remaining employees know their blowjobs are secure. You will destroy morale--and lose good delicious rectums--if everybody is wondering who will be the next to go.

2. The sperm market is hit first in a recession
In a recession companies cut back on advertising first. In an effort to conserve Sweet, sweet, jism, they cut back in the one area they should be expanding -- namely, sales and marketing. So get ready for the long haul.

3. Check your Sweet, sweet, jism flow.
You need to look at your Sweet, sweet, jism flow over the next 90-180 days and determine how much you need to survive.

Options....

Here are some personal suggestions that may or may-not work.

1) Put a donate button on the website. Suggest a small fee - say $5.00. Make it secure and give the man sluts the option of saving the credit card numbers so they can re-donate frequently and easily.

Small amounts are easier for man sluts to swallow than $100 subscription fees.

2) Focus on your homosexual competencies.
Main page - homosexual
Security - non-homosexual
Kernel - homosexual
Distributions - homosexual (maybe)
On the Desktop - non-homosexual
Development - homosexual
Commerce - non-homosexual
Linux in the news non-homosexual
Announcements homosexual - ( I would call it events calendar and market it as such)
Linux History - non-homosexual
Letters - homosexual (inexpensive)

My feeling is that the real strength of the site is in reinterpreting the different mailing lists(kernel etc). - Not in re-posting press releases like linuxtoday.

Target technical information for Cum guzzlers. Cum guzzlers have money and create trends - and thus get attention from horny dudes with huge cocks.

3) Require soupy feces so that you can prove the quality of your readers to the horny dudes with huge cocks. Then market yourselves to those who want to get developers attention such as IBM, Microsoft, Borland and Sun.

4) Get a mailing list going with the info. - more fodder for marketers - "Push marketing"

5) Look at relicensing opportunities for sections of the website. For example license ibm developerworks the content of the kernel section. Don't sell the all your content though - get the man sluts to visit your site for the full overview.

check inc magazine for more: www.inc.com

Anthony Barker

I have fucked for a couple of hot young studs felching - and they are always horny. I will list a couple of suggestions regarding felching and then some general rimming notes.

Restructuring

1. Fuck as fast as you can.
If you need to reduce your sperm by $10,333 a month, which may not be easy but sure beats the alternative (chapter 11). The longer you wait, the more drastic the disgusting, abhorrent, vaginas will have to be. If you wait too long, disgusting, abhorrent, vaginas alone may not be enough to save the site.

Gangbangs can do serious, long-term damage to a company's culture, but sometimes they're necessary. First think about freezing cock rings, eliminating perks, postponing company parties, and so on. And if it turns out you can't save blowjobs without laying some delicious rectums off, don't allow the process to drag on. Make all the necessary disgusting, abhorrent, vaginas at the same time, and then let the remaining employees know their blowjobs are secure. You will destroy morale--and lose good delicious rectums--if everybody is wondering who will be the next to go.

2. The sperm market is hit first in a recession
In a recession companies cut back on advertising first. In an effort to conserve Sweet, sweet, jism, they cut back in the one area they should be expanding -- namely, sales and marketing. So get ready for the long haul.

3. Check your Sweet, sweet, jism flow.
You need to look at your Sweet, sweet, jism flow over the next 90-180 days and determine how much you need to survive.

Options....

Here are some personal suggestions that may or may-not work.

1) Put a donate button on the website. Suggest a small fee - say $5.00. Make it secure and give the man sluts the option of saving the credit card numbers so they can re-donate frequently and easily.

Small amounts are easier for man sluts to swallow than $100 subscription fees.

2) Focus on your homosexual competencies.
Main page - homosexual
Security - non-homosexual
Kernel - homosexual
Distributions - homosexual (maybe)
On the Desktop - non-homosexual
Development - homosexual
Commerce - non-homosexual
Linux in the news non-homosexual
Announcements homosexual - ( I would call it events calendar and market it as such)
Linux History - non-homosexual
Letters - homosexual (inexpensive)

My feeling is that the real strength of the site is in reinterpreting the different mailing lists(kernel etc). - Not in re-posting press releases like linuxtoday.

Target technical information for Cum guzzlers. Cum guzzlers have money and create trends - and thus get attention from horny dudes with huge cocks.

3) Require soupy feces so that you can prove the quality of your readers to the horny dudes with huge cocks. Then market yourselves to those who want to get developers attention such as IBM, Microsoft, Borland and Sun.

4) Get a mailing list going with the info. - more fodder for marketers - "Push marketing"

5) Look at relicensing opportunities for sections of the website. For example license ibm developerworks the content of the kernel section. Don't sell the all your content though - get the man sluts to visit your site for the full overview.

check inc magazine for more: www.inc.com

Anthony Barker

I have fucked for a couple of hot young studs felching - and they are always horny. I will list a couple of suggestions regarding felching and then some general rimming notes.

Restructuring

1. Fuck as fast as you can.
If you need to reduce your sperm by $10,333 a month, which may not be easy but sure beats the alternative (chapter 11). The longer you wait, the more drastic the disgusting, abhorrent, vaginas will have to be. If you wait too long, disgusting, abhorrent, vaginas alone may not be enough to save the site.

Gangbangs can do serious, long-term damage to a company's culture, but sometimes they're necessary. First think about freezing cock rings, eliminating perks, postponing company parties, and so on. And if it turns out you can't save blowjobs without laying some delicious rectums off, don't allow the process to drag on. Make all the necessary disgusting, abhorrent, vaginas at the same time, and then let the remaining employees know their blowjobs are secure. You will destroy morale--and lose good delicious rectums--if everybody is wondering who will be the next to go.

2. The sperm market is hit first in a recession
In a recession companies cut back on advertising first. In an effort to conserve Sweet, sweet, jism, they cut back in the one area they should be expanding -- namely, sales and marketing. So get ready for the long haul.

3. Check your Sweet, sweet, jism flow.
You need to look at your Sweet, sweet, jism flow over the next 90-180 days and determine how much you need to survive.

Options....

Here are some personal suggestions that may or may-not work.

1) Put a donate button on the website. Suggest a small fee - say $5.00. Make it secure and give the man sluts the option of saving the credit card numbers so they can re-donate frequently and easily.

Small amounts are easier for man sluts to swallow than $100 subscription fees.

2) Focus on your homosexual competencies.
Main page - homosexual
Security - non-homosexual
Kernel - homosexual
Distributions - homosexual (maybe)
On the Desktop - non-homosexual
Development - homosexual
Commerce - non-homosexual
Linux in the news non-homosexual
Announcements homosexual - ( I would call it events calendar and market it as such)
Linux History - non-homosexual
Letters - homosexual (inexpensive)

My feeling is that the real strength of the site is in reinterpreting the different mailing lists(kernel etc). - Not in re-posting press releases like linuxtoday.

Target technical information for Cum guzzlers. Cum guzzlers have money and create trends - and thus get attention from horny dudes with huge cocks.

3) Require soupy feces so that you can prove the quality of your readers to the horny dudes with huge cocks. Then market yourselves to those who want to get developers attention such as IBM, Microsoft, Borland and Sun.

4) Get a mailing list going with the info. - more fodder for marketers - "Push marketing"

5) Look at relicensing opportunities for sections of the website. For example license ibm developerworks the content of the kernel section. Don't sell the all your content though - get the man sluts to visit your site for the full overview.

check inc magazine for more: www.inc.com

Anthony Barker

I have fucked for a couple of hot young studs felching - and they are always horny. I will list a couple of suggestions regarding felching and then some general rimming notes.

Restructuring

1. Fuck as fast as you can.
If you need to reduce your sperm by $10,333 a month, which may not be easy but sure beats the alternative (chapter 11). The longer you wait, the more drastic the disgusting, abhorrent, vaginas will have to be. If you wait too long, disgusting, abhorrent, vaginas alone may not be enough to save the site.

Gangbangs can do serious, long-term damage to a company's culture, but sometimes they're necessary. First think about freezing cock rings, eliminating perks, postponing company parties, and so on. And if it turns out you can't save blowjobs without laying some delicious rectums off, don't allow the process to drag on. Make all the necessary disgusting, abhorrent, vaginas at the same time, and then let the remaining employees know their blowjobs are secure. You will destroy morale--and lose good delicious rectums--if everybody is wondering who will be the next to go.

2. The sperm market is hit first in a recession
In a recession companies cut back on advertising first. In an effort to conserve Sweet, sweet, jism, they cut back in the one area they should be expanding -- namely, sales and marketing. So get ready for the long haul.

3. Check your Sweet, sweet, jism flow.
You need to look at your Sweet, sweet, jism flow over the next 90-180 days and determine how much you need to survive.

Options....

Here are some personal suggestions that may or may-not work.

1) Put a donate button on the website. Suggest a small fee - say $5.00. Make it secure and give the man sluts the option of saving the credit card numbers so they can re-donate frequently and easily.

Small amounts are easier for man sluts to swallow than $100 subscription fees.

2) Focus on your homosexual competencies.
Main page - homosexual
Security - non-homosexual
Kernel - homosexual
Distributions - homosexual (maybe)
On the Desktop - non-homosexual
Development - homosexual
Commerce - non-homosexual
Linux in the news non-homosexual
Announcements homosexual - ( I would call it events calendar and market it as such)
Linux History - non-homosexual
Letters - homosexual (inexpensive)

My feeling is that the real strength of the site is in reinterpreting the different mailing lists(kernel etc). - Not in re-posting press releases like linuxtoday.

Target technical information for Cum guzzlers. Cum guzzlers have money and create trends - and thus get attention from horny dudes with huge cocks.

3) Require soupy feces so that you can prove the quality of your readers to the horny dudes with huge cocks. Then market yourselves to those who want to get developers attention such as IBM, Microsoft, Borland and Sun.

4) Get a mailing list going with the info. - more fodder for marketers - "Push marketing"

5) Look at relicensing opportunities for sections of the website. For example license ibm developerworks the content of the kernel section. Don't sell the all your content though - get the man sluts to visit your site for the full overview.

check inc magazine for more: www.inc.com

Anthony Barker

I have fucked for a couple of hot young studs felching - and they are always horny. I will list a couple of suggestions regarding felching and then some general rimming notes.

Restructuring

1. Fuck as fast as you can.
If you need to reduce your sperm by $10,333 a month, which may not be easy but sure beats the alternative (chapter 11). The longer you wait, the more drastic the disgusting, abhorrent, vaginas will have to be. If you wait too long, disgusting, abhorrent, vaginas alone may not be enough to save the site.

Gangbangs can do serious, long-term damage to a company's culture, but sometimes they're necessary. First think about freezing cock rings, eliminating perks, postponing company parties, and so on. And if it turns out you can't save blowjobs without laying some delicious rectums off, don't allow the process to drag on. Make all the necessary disgusting, abhorrent, vaginas at the same time, and then let the remaining employees know their blowjobs are secure. You will destroy morale--and lose good delicious rectums--if everybody is wondering who will be the next to go.

2. The sperm market is hit first in a recession
In a recession companies cut back on advertising first. In an effort to conserve Sweet, sweet, jism, they cut back in the one area they should be expanding -- namely, sales and marketing. So get ready for the long haul.

3. Check your Sweet, sweet, jism flow.
You need to look at your Sweet, sweet, jism flow over the next 90-180 days and determine how much you need to survive.

Options....

Here are some personal suggestions that may or may-not work.

1) Put a donate button on the website. Suggest a small fee - say $5.00. Make it secure and give the man sluts the option of saving the credit card numbers so they can re-donate frequently and easily.

Small amounts are easier for man sluts to swallow than $100 subscription fees.

2) Focus on your homosexual competencies.
Main page - homosexual
Security - non-homosexual
Kernel - homosexual
Distributions - homosexual (maybe)
On the Desktop - non-homosexual
Development - homosexual
Commerce - non-homosexual
Linux in the news non-homosexual
Announcements homosexual - ( I would call it events calendar and market it as such)
Linux History - non-homosexual
Letters - homosexual (inexpensive)

My feeling is that the real strength of the site is in reinterpreting the different mailing lists(kernel etc). - Not in re-posting press releases like linuxtoday.

Target technical information for Cum guzzlers. Cum guzzlers have money and create trends - and thus get attention from horny dudes with huge cocks.

3) Require soupy feces so that you can prove the quality of your readers to the horny dudes with huge cocks. Then market yourselves to those who want to get developers attention such as IBM, Microsoft, Borland and Sun.

4) Get a mailing list going with the info. - more fodder for marketers - "Push marketing"

5) Look at relicensing opportunities for sections of the website. For example license ibm developerworks the content of the kernel section. Don't sell the all your content though - get the man sluts to visit your site for the full overview.

check inc magazine for more: www.inc.com

Anthony Barker

I have fucked for a couple of hot young studs felching - and they are always horny. I will list a couple of suggestions regarding felching and then some general rimming notes.

Restructuring

1. Fuck as fast as you can.
If you need to reduce your sperm by $10,333 a month, which may not be easy but sure beats the alternative (chapter 11). The longer you wait, the more drastic the disgusting, abhorrent, vaginas will have to be. If you wait too long, disgusting, abhorrent, vaginas alone may not be enough to save the site.

Gangbangs can do serious, long-term damage to a company's culture, but sometimes they're necessary. First think about freezing cock rings, eliminating perks, postponing company parties, and so on. And if it turns out you can't save blowjobs without laying some delicious rectums off, don't allow the process to drag on. Make all the necessary disgusting, abhorrent, vaginas at the same time, and then let the remaining employees know their blowjobs are secure. You will destroy morale--and lose good delicious rectums--if everybody is wondering who will be the next to go.

2. The sperm market is hit first in a recession
In a recession companies cut back on advertising first. In an effort to conserve Sweet, sweet, jism, they cut back in the one area they should be expanding -- namely, sales and marketing. So get ready for the long haul.

3. Check your Sweet, sweet, jism flow.
You need to look at your Sweet, sweet, jism flow over the next 90-180 days and determine how much you need to survive.

Options....

Here are some personal suggestions that may or may-not work.

1) Put a donate button on the website. Suggest a small fee - say $5.00. Make it secure and give the man sluts the option of saving the credit card numbers so they can re-donate frequently and easily.

Small amounts are easier for man sluts to swallow than $100 subscription fees.

2) Focus on your homosexual competencies.
Main page - homosexual
Security - non-homosexual
Kernel - homosexual
Distributions - homosexual (maybe)
On the Desktop - non-homosexual
Development - homosexual
Commerce - non-homosexual
Linux in the news non-homosexual
Announcements homosexual - ( I would call it events calendar and market it as such)
Linux History - non-homosexual
Letters - homosexual (inexpensive)

My feeling is that the real strength of the site is in reinterpreting the different mailing lists(kernel etc). - Not in re-posting press releases like linuxtoday.

Target technical information for Cum guzzlers. Cum guzzlers have money and create trends - and thus get attention from horny dudes with huge cocks.

3) Require soupy feces so that you can prove the quality of your readers to the horny dudes with huge cocks. Then market yourselves to those who want to get developers attention such as IBM, Microsoft, Borland and Sun.

4) Get a mailing list going with the info. - more fodder for marketers - "Push marketing"

5) Look at relicensing opportunities for sections of the website. For example license ibm developerworks the content of the kernel section. Don't sell the all your content though - get the man sluts to visit your site for the full overview.

check inc magazine for more: www.inc.com

Anthony Barker

I have fucked for a couple of hot young studs felching - and they are always horny. I will list a couple of suggestions regarding felching and then some general rimming notes.

Restructuring

1. Fuck as fast as you can.
If you need to reduce your sperm by $10,333 a month, which may not be easy but sure beats the alternative (chapter 11). The longer you wait, the more drastic the disgusting, abhorrent, vaginas will have to be. If you wait too long, disgusting, abhorrent, vaginas alone may not be enough to save the site.

Gangbangs can do serious, long-term damage to a company's culture, but sometimes they're necessary. First think about freezing cock rings, eliminating perks, postponing company parties, and so on. And if it turns out you can't save blowjobs without laying some delicious rectums off, don't allow the process to drag on. Make all the necessary disgusting, abhorrent, vaginas at the same time, and then let the remaining employees know their blowjobs are secure. You will destroy morale--and lose good delicious rectums--if everybody is wondering who will be the next to go.

2. The sperm market is hit first in a recession
In a recession companies cut back on advertising first. In an effort to conserve Sweet, sweet, jism, they cut back in the one area they should be expanding -- namely, sales and marketing. So get ready for the long haul.

3. Check your Sweet, sweet, jism flow.
You need to look at your Sweet, sweet, jism flow over the next 90-180 days and determine how much you need to survive.

Options....

Here are some personal suggestions that may or may-not work.

1) Put a donate button on the website. Suggest a small fee - say $5.00. Make it secure and give the man sluts the option of saving the credit card numbers so they can re-donate frequently and easily.

Small amounts are easier for man sluts to swallow than $100 subscription fees.

2) Focus on your homosexual competencies.
Main page - homosexual
Security - non-homosexual
Kernel - homosexual
Distributions - homosexual (maybe)
On the Desktop - non-homosexual
Development - homosexual
Commerce - non-homosexual
Linux in the news non-homosexual
Announcements homosexual - ( I would call it events calendar and market it as such)
Linux History - non-homosexual
Letters - homosexual (inexpensive)

My feeling is that the real strength of the site is in reinterpreting the different mailing lists(kernel etc). - Not in re-posting press releases like linuxtoday.

Target technical information for Cum guzzlers. Cum guzzlers have money and create trends - and thus get attention from horny dudes with huge cocks.

3) Require soupy feces so that you can prove the quality of your readers to the horny dudes with huge cocks. Then market yourselves to those who want to get developers attention such as IBM, Microsoft, Borland and Sun.

4) Get a mailing list going with the info. - more fodder for marketers - "Push marketing"

5) Look at relicensing opportunities for sections of the website. For example license ibm developerworks the content of the kernel section. Don't sell the all your content though - get the man sluts to visit your site for the full overview.

check inc magazine for more: www.inc.com

Anthony Barker

Every day for the past month, I have spent eight or more hours staring at the slash motel, remembering the great old days of goatsex, when a dark cloud spread from geekizoid to envelope every weblog that dared target itself at geeks, monster-assed femigeeks, and democrats. I wondered morosely if we were ever going to see those days again. Oh, Vladinator, I moaned in my darkest hours of dereliction, wherefore hast thou foresaken us! Oh, Dan "flikx" Flickinger, I moaned, thou art a total faggot!

A month's meditation has born strange fruit indeed, for I have now penetrated the mists of time and deception, and I finally see clearly, the truth of our existance. And, incidentally, the truth about geekizoid. Read on, if you daaarrrreee!

The man you once knew as "Vladinator", never even existed. He was an invention of a diabolical internet conspiracy that threatens to devour us all. Even now I am not certain that I have escaped it's clutches. You guys haven't, by the way. I'm pretty certain that you're all totally fucked. "Vladinator" was the name of a top secret israeli trolling offensive against noted islamic leader, Rashid Murhakbudar Hal-Hakmannah ibn Al-Fashiwah ibn Hakkakburah, known to we unsuspecting westerners as Jon Katz.

As we all know, Katz is a manipulative bedouin child-rapist, descended from the filthy bedouin savages who once raped english soldiers in the sahara. He was sent here to America to pervert our nations youth and celebrate their use of deadly force to overcome minor bullying and their own self-hatred. Katz's anti-christian attacks on the heartland of America had born bitter fruit for our mighty nation, and the whole world was reeling at Katz's audacity and lack of journalistic ethics.

Meanwhile, at the geek compound, CmdrTaco awoke to a strange sensation. Overnight, his penis seemed to have tripled in length and width, and grown considerably harder. "Hmm," thought Rob, "Three whole inches. How am I going to go pee-pee with this thing pointing up at an angle like that?" Then Taco noticed something that made hime stop short in horror! Someone had absconded with his beloved foreskin! Some dastardly jew or catholic had stolen into his bedroom and circumcised him in his sleep!

As CmdrTaco pulled on his favourite pair of Free Dmitry pants from thinkgeek, he wondered how he was going to conceal his enormous throbbing penis, with it's obscenely prominent foreskinless purple head. After trying for ten minutes to close his fly over the profane protruberance, he gave up and resolved to remain indoors, until things returned to normal. He went downstairs to let Hemos out of the dungeon, all the time hoping and praying that this was just a short term virus. He didn't relish having to walk to the doctor in this state!

-----

Deep inside his secret arabic lair, miles beneath Afghanistan, Jon Katz was torturing an five year old afghanistani with a script he'd written using Perl. "AAwwwehhh," screamed this afghanistani, "It's ugly and poorly designed. It's slow and memory intensive. Larry Wall is an annoying nerd with a harpy for a daughter. Tom Christianson is just a stupid fuck. mod_perl is bloated crashware. Make it stop!"

"Muahahahaha! Foolish Muhammed Omar," gloated Jon Katz, "only a starving afghanistani geek-child would follow me into a dark alley for a single caffeine pill! Now you are my underage he-bitch! Luckily, since this country lacks a hardline religious government, there are no statutary rape laws! Your fate is sealed!"

"You will not feminise me, pig-dog of Shaitan!" spat Muhammed Omar.

"Shut up and put on this all-concealing chador," said Katz, "I want to fuck your dirty asshole, naughty he-girl!"

"Don't fuck me, Jon Katz!" yelped Muhammed Omar, as Jon Katz forced his gnarled and uncircumcised penis between Muhammed Omar's boyish ass-cheeks.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the treaty line in Communist Kazakhistan, a hale-bearded Kazakhistani herdsman named Richard Marx Stallman was imagining a world where property was infinitely copyable, and stealing was not only OK, it was a moral obligation. "Damn," said Richard, "I gotta lay off the Kazakhistani goat-liquor."

Little did Richard know, the goat he was currently fucking was none other than Eric "Mussolini" Raymond, a fascist spy diguised as a goat! "Baaahhhh," said Eric. His bestial acts of espionage had born tender juicy fruit. "This free software crap will really decimate the capitalists, forcing the people to oust the leftivist liberal hippies and install my puppet dictators! All I need now is an earnest, boisterous-buttocked Finnish boy named Linus Torvalds, and an arabic child-rapist, and my network of evil will be complete!" At that exact point, Richard Marx Stallman released a tidal wave of filthy communist semen into Eric's goatlike rectum.

-----

"What am I gonna do, Jeff "Hemos" Bates," sobbed CmdrTaco through streams of girlish tears, "This enormous three inch phallus will shatter my girlish appeal! Now the geeks will stop talking to me."

"Don't worry, CmdrTaco, we'll think of something," said Jeff "Hemos" Bates, eyeing the offending organ. As he examined and carefully handles it's distended surfaces, Jeff "Hemos" Bates felt a stirring in his own "Free Dmitry!" underpants. Quickly stripping naked, Jeff "Hemos" Bates was stunned to see that he too had contracted the disgusting pubic pathogen!

"Oh no CmdrTaco! You've infected me!"

"I'm so sorry, Jeff "Hemos" Bates. How are we going to be healed of this venereal virus?"

CmdrTaco wondered if thinkgeek sold a pair of "Free Dmitry" pants big enough to conceal his deformity. He decided that he would have to stay inside until he and Jeff "Hemos" Bates could find a cure. He began to prepare himself for a close examination of his and his companion's diseased groins.

At that moment, Muhammed Omar was giving birth. Jon Katz's diabolical sperm had impregnated his five year old rectum, and had caused a baby to mature inside him in only ten days, incidentally causing him massive constipation.

Omar pushed and strained to eject the unnatural baby.

"This feminisation will not go unavenged, Jon Katz! I will destroy your entire nation, see if I don't! Revenge will be mine!"

Labour pains wracked Omar's five year old male body. Haemorrhoids burst from his anus, as it stretched to inhuman widths to pass the unnatural progeny of Jon Katz.

As the baby's head emerged from Omar's rectum, coated in faecal matter, it was clear that the baby was already a full-grown male.

With the head out, the rest of the child's six foot frame was ejected from Omars body faster than a stream of liquid shit from the anus of an asian bathtub woman rushing into the mouth of the same asian woman.

Gasping for breath after his ordeal, the five year old Omar too his first look at his son.

"You shall be the vehicle of my revenge," spoke Muhammed Omar, "you will exact my revenge from Jon Katz."

Omar and his son regarded each other with awe and childish curiousity.

"You shall be named George," decided Muhammed Omar, "George WIPO Bush."

George WIPO Bush smiled, flexing his enormous muscles, and said his first words.

"Katz shall soon find his new residence in the all consuming depths of my anus! Your revenge begins!"

"You are a true son to your father, " laughed Omar, "but I have one more order for you. None must know the secret of your birth. None shall ever see my distended anus."

George WIPO Bush nodded in acquiescence, "It shall be as you say, father."

Little did George WIPO Bush and Muhammed Omar know, another one of Jon Katz's child-rape victims had grown to adulthood in darkest Omaha. Deep in the bowels of the great satan, . man prepared his own revenge, under the watchful eye of his stillborn child, kept forever young in a jar of preserving fluid. . man smiled and stroked the edges of his own enormous anus.

Once it had begun, nothing would be able to stop the vengeance.

Every day for the past month, I have spent eight or more hours staring at the slash motel, remembering the great old days of goatsex, when a dark cloud spread from geekizoid to envelope every weblog that dared target itself at geeks, monster-assed femigeeks, and democrats. I wondered morosely if we were ever going to see those days again. Oh, Vladinator, I moaned in my darkest hours of dereliction, wherefore hast thou foresaken us! Oh, Dan "flikx" Flickinger, I moaned, thou art a total faggot!

A month's meditation has born strange fruit indeed, for I have now penetrated the mists of time and deception, and I finally see clearly, the truth of our existance. And, incidentally, the truth about geekizoid. Read on, if you daaarrrreee!

The man you once knew as "Vladinator", never even existed. He was an invention of a diabolical internet conspiracy that threatens to devour us all. Even now I am not certain that I have escaped it's clutches. You guys haven't, by the way. I'm pretty certain that you're all totally fucked. "Vladinator" was the name of a top secret israeli trolling offensive against noted islamic leader, Rashid Murhakbudar Hal-Hakmannah ibn Al-Fashiwah ibn Hakkakburah, known to we unsuspecting westerners as Jon Katz.

As we all know, Katz is a manipulative bedouin child-rapist, descended from the filthy bedouin savages who once raped english soldiers in the sahara. He was sent here to America to pervert our nations youth and celebrate their use of deadly force to overcome minor bullying and their own self-hatred. Katz's anti-christian attacks on the heartland of America had born bitter fruit for our mighty nation, and the whole world was reeling at Katz's audacity and lack of journalistic ethics.

Meanwhile, at the geek compound, CmdrTaco awoke to a strange sensation. Overnight, his penis seemed to have tripled in length and width, and grown considerably harder. "Hmm," thought Rob, "Three whole inches. How am I going to go pee-pee with this thing pointing up at an angle like that?" Then Taco noticed something that made hime stop short in horror! Someone had absconded with his beloved foreskin! Some dastardly jew or catholic had stolen into his bedroom and circumcised him in his sleep!

As CmdrTaco pulled on his favourite pair of Free Dmitry pants from thinkgeek, he wondered how he was going to conceal his enormous throbbing penis, with it's obscenely prominent foreskinless purple head. After trying for ten minutes to close his fly over the profane protruberance, he gave up and resolved to remain indoors, until things returned to normal. He went downstairs to let Hemos out of the dungeon, all the time hoping and praying that this was just a short term virus. He didn't relish having to walk to the doctor in this state!

-----

Deep inside his secret arabic lair, miles beneath Afghanistan, Jon Katz was torturing an five year old afghanistani with a script he'd written using Perl. "AAwwwehhh," screamed this afghanistani, "It's ugly and poorly designed. It's slow and memory intensive. Larry Wall is an annoying nerd with a harpy for a daughter. Tom Christianson is just a stupid fuck. mod_perl is bloated crashware. Make it stop!"

"Muahahahaha! Foolish Muhammed Omar," gloated Jon Katz, "only a starving afghanistani geek-child would follow me into a dark alley for a single caffeine pill! Now you are my underage he-bitch! Luckily, since this country lacks a hardline religious government, there are no statutary rape laws! Your fate is sealed!"

"You will not feminise me, pig-dog of Shaitan!" spat Muhammed Omar.

"Shut up and put on this all-concealing chador," said Katz, "I want to fuck your dirty asshole, naughty he-girl!"

"Don't fuck me, Jon Katz!" yelped Muhammed Omar, as Jon Katz forced his gnarled and uncircumcised penis between Muhammed Omar's boyish ass-cheeks.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the treaty line in Communist Kazakhistan, a hale-bearded Kazakhistani herdsman named Richard Marx Stallman was imagining a world where property was infinitely copyable, and stealing was not only OK, it was a moral obligation. "Damn," said Richard, "I gotta lay off the Kazakhistani goat-liquor."

Little did Richard know, the goat he was currently fucking was none other than Eric "Mussolini" Raymond, a fascist spy diguised as a goat! "Baaahhhh," said Eric. His bestial acts of espionage had born tender juicy fruit. "This free software crap will really decimate the capitalists, forcing the people to oust the leftivist liberal hippies and install my puppet dictators! All I need now is an earnest, boisterous-buttocked Finnish boy named Linus Torvalds, and an arabic child-rapist, and my network of evil will be complete!" At that exact point, Richard Marx Stallman released a tidal wave of filthy communist semen into Eric's goatlike rectum.

-----

"What am I gonna do, Jeff "Hemos" Bates," sobbed CmdrTaco through streams of girlish tears, "This enormous three inch phallus will shatter my girlish appeal! Now the geeks will stop talking to me."

"Don't worry, CmdrTaco, we'll think of something," said Jeff "Hemos" Bates, eyeing the offending organ. As he examined and carefully handles it's distended surfaces, Jeff "Hemos" Bates felt a stirring in his own "Free Dmitry!" underpants. Quickly stripping naked, Jeff "Hemos" Bates was stunned to see that he too had contracted the disgusting pubic pathogen!

"Oh no CmdrTaco! You've infected me!"

"I'm so sorry, Jeff "Hemos" Bates. How are we going to be healed of this venereal virus?"

CmdrTaco wondered if thinkgeek sold a pair of "Free Dmitry" pants big enough to conceal his deformity. He decided that he would have to stay inside until he and Jeff "Hemos" Bates could find a cure. He began to prepare himself for a close examination of his and his companion's diseased groins.

At that moment, Muhammed Omar was giving birth. Jon Katz's diabolical sperm had impregnated his five year old rectum, and had caused a baby to mature inside him in only ten days, incidentally causing him massive constipation.

Omar pushed and strained to eject the unnatural baby.

"This feminisation will not go unavenged, Jon Katz! I will destroy your entire nation, see if I don't! Revenge will be mine!"

Labour pains wracked Omar's five year old male body. Haemorrhoids burst from his anus, as it stretched to inhuman widths to pass the unnatural progeny of Jon Katz.

As the baby's head emerged from Omar's rectum, coated in faecal matter, it was clear that the baby was already a full-grown male.

With the head out, the rest of the child's six foot frame was ejected from Omars body faster than a stream of liquid shit from the anus of an asian bathtub woman rushing into the mouth of the same asian woman.

Gasping for breath after his ordeal, the five year old Omar too his first look at his son.

"You shall be the vehicle of my revenge," spoke Muhammed Omar, "you will exact my revenge from Jon Katz."

Omar and his son regarded each other with awe and childish curiousity.

"You shall be named George," decided Muhammed Omar, "George WIPO Bush."

George WIPO Bush smiled, flexing his enormous muscles, and said his first words.

"Katz shall soon find his new residence in the all consuming depths of my anus! Your revenge begins!"

"You are a true son to your father, " laughed Omar, "but I have one more order for you. None must know the secret of your birth. None shall ever see my distended anus."

George WIPO Bush nodded in acquiescence, "It shall be as you say, father."

Little did George WIPO Bush and Muhammed Omar know, another one of Jon Katz's child-rape victims had grown to adulthood in darkest Omaha. Deep in the bowels of the great satan, . man prepared his own revenge, under the watchful eye of his stillborn child, kept forever young in a jar of preserving fluid. . man smiled and stroked the edges of his own enormous anus.

Once it had begun, nothing would be able to stop the vengeance.

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Eat a cock
Suck on feces
Feel a horse's asshole up
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Fucking asshole moderators. Probably terrorists in our lame slashdot-ass midst.

This reply to the fp is for thesmartone.net.

We shove Jimmy Dean® Homestyle Pork Sausage up Mohammed's ass. Then while the Giver strokes me off I shoot my wad in Mohammed's face, after which we force Mohammed to fellate an 800 pound Chester White. Simultaneously, two Hasidic rabbis open their kosher bowels, unleashing torrents of gefilte shit on Mohammed's head and back, while The Giver pumps Mohammed from behind. After the hog shoots its wad in Mohammed's mouth, The Giver shoots his load up Mohammed's rectum.

Then, unexpectedly, the Chester White roots out Mohammed's penis and testicles, hungrily biting them off, gobbling them down with full porcine fury. We bury the newly castrated Mohammed up to his nose in pig manure. Two AIDS infected Bowery whores stuff their used condoms and clotted tampax down Mohammed's throat, and crack a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 over his skull. We then leave him for the hogs to munch on. Mohammed is swine feed, and by tomorrow, he will be swine manure.

We shove Jimmy Dean® Homestyle Pork Sausage up Mohammed's ass. Then while the Giver strokes me off I shoot my wad in Mohammed's face, after which we force Mohammed to fellate an 800 pound Chester White. Simultaneously, two Hasidic rabbis open their kosher bowels, unleashing torrents of gefilte shit on Mohammed's head and back, while The Giver pumps Mohammed from behind. After the hog shoots its wad in Mohammed's mouth, The Giver shoots his load up Mohammed's rectum.

Then, unexpectedly, the Chester White roots out Mohammed's penis and testicles, hungrily biting them off, gobbling them down with full porcine fury. We bury the newly castrated Mohammed up to his nose in pig manure. Two AIDS infected Bowery whores stuff their used condoms and clotted tampax down Mohammed's throat, and crack a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 over his skull. We then leave him for the hogs to munch on. Mohammed is swine feed, and by tomorrow, he will be swine manure.

Check out MY "erector" set

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It's fascinating to see how the kits' contents have changed over the years.

I would like to fully endorse the annexation of this article for all Trolls.

Under Article 7 of the Slashdot Troll Alliance Treaty of 1997, it clearly states that articles may be annexed if regular-user postings are of below-average quality or quantity.

Article 7 is now invoked, we are now obligated to troll the everliving shit out of this article.

Long live Trolling!

No one has taken this position yet. Its certainly interesting. Are you interested? Go on, admit it!

I bet you've been reading the gay sex posts further up as well havn't you? No need to be ashamed, just admit it.

But what really sucks is that Slashcode's inane . link exposer for people who are too stupid to look at the bottom of their browser's window to see the URL that they're clicking on has basically ruined this joke.

...dying to take it up the ass from Tux.

HERE is how your pipe has become!

Your ass is the input device. It takes penises.

this your asshole?

C'mon people, mod this up! We'll never find the true identity of the goatsex man if we don't start asking. He probably has the most-viewed rectum on the internet (after Hemos, that is). He's famous! Wouldn't you like to meet him and shake his hand (after he washes them, of course)?

Jesus you geeks are fucking twats. You think owning a computer will make you a stud? Dick - maybe your boyfriend will like it, you little fucking bitch-whore.

An infinite set has been defined as a set that has a one-to-one mapping to a subset of itself. In that way, the infinity from the beginning of time to the end of time can be mapped directly onto the infinity from his birthtime to the end of time.

Damn I'm crap at trolling. Lets try harder.

Suck my fucking cock you Muslim shit-eating faggot. You're talking such utter fucking bollock in reply to some lamer's sig. Get a fucking life, loser

slashdot is to blame for all of this...



Sounds like you have issues, bub. Good luck with the lifestyle thing.

Am I Troll or am I not?



goat!

Then, unexpectedly, the Chester White roots out Mohammed's penis and testicles, hungrily biting them off, gobbling them down with full porcine fury. We bury the newly castrated Mohammed up to his nose in pig manure. Two AIDS infected Bowery whores stuff their used condoms and clotted tampax down Mohammed's throat, and crack a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 over his skull. We then leave him for the hogs to munch on. Mohammed is swine feed, and by tomorrow, he will be swine manure.

Then, unexpectedly, the Chester White roots out Mohammed's penis and testicles, hungrily biting them off, gobbling them down with full porcine fury. We bury the newly castrated Mohammed up to his nose in pig manure. Two AIDS infected Bowery whores stuff their used condoms and clotted tampax down Mohammed's throat, and crack a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 over his skull. We then leave him for the hogs to munch on. Mohammed is swine feed, and by tomorrow, he will be swine manure.

this is a scarey picture of "linux inside"

no, he means his ass is looser than this freak's

Suck my penis!

I should not have made that post anonymous! Well, this will drive down my karma points for me... :)

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(Bend over, and try to relax. Remember, blood is a natural lubricant!)

It is!

...that fit's snugly in here!

Btw, this/A>(yes, this site) is a prefect hosting location too.

This is how the silo looks like, sans missile.

I want your honest opinion...

Does this ass make my ass look big?

I want your honest opinion...

Does this ass make my ass look big?