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...with five dollars? Imagine... five whole dollars in your pocket (if you're an open-source programmer, you know that five dollars is a veritable fortune). What do you do with it?

Why, if you're a typical Linux zealot, you...

BUY A SHARE OF LNUX!!!!!

But what do you do with the rest of the money? Three bucks and a quarter is still a fortune (remember, you're an open-source programmer here). There's only one thing to do: you...

BUY ANOTHER SHARE OF LNUX!!!!!

But you still have a buck fifty! A vast amount (open-souce programmer, remember)! There's only one thing to do with it: you...

BUY AN HOUR OF WILD ANAL PASSION FROM SOME SLUTTY HO

But you still have a buck and a quarter! A huge amount (open-source, yadda yadda yadda)! What do you do but:

BUY ANOTHER HOUR OF CRAZED ANIMAL LUST FROM A TWO BLUE-COLLAR LOSERS

So now you have one dollar left. You now own two shares of LNUX that are worth a dollar each, you have herpes and genital warts from the ho, and a bleeding rectum from the losers. What do you do? You ... you ... you don't know that to do with it.

Well, since you're an open-source programmer, you won't have to worry about what to do with all that money, since you'll never have five dollars to begin with.

convict this-

...with five dollars? Imagine... five whole dollars in your pocket (if you're an open-source programmer, you know that five dollars is a veritable fortune). What do you do with it?

Why, if you're a typical Linux zealot, you...

BUY A SHARE OF LNUX!!!!!

But what do you do with the rest of the money? Three bucks and a quarter is still a fortune (remember, you're an open-source programmer here). There's only one thing to do: you...

BUY ANOTHER SHARE OF LNUX!!!!!

But you still have a buck fifty! A vast amount (open-souce programmer, remember)! There's only one thing to do with it: you...

BUY AN HOUR OF WILD ANAL PASSION FROM SOME SLUTTY HO

But you still have a buck and a quarter! A huge amount (open-source, yadda yadda yadda)! What do you do but:

BUY ANOTHER HOUR OF CRAZED ANIMAL LUST FROM A TWO BLUE-COLLAR LOSERS

So now you have one dollar left. You now own two shares of LNUX that are worth a dollar each, you have herpes and genital warts from the ho, and a bleeding rectum from the losers. What do you do? You ... you ... you don't know that to do with it.

Well, since you're an open-source programmer, you won't have to worry about what to do with all that money, since you'll never have five dollars to begin with.

...with five dollars? Imagine... five whole dollars in your pocket (if you're an open-source programmer, you know that five dollars is a veritable fortune). What do you do with it?

Why, if you're a typical Linux zealot, you...

BUY A SHARE OF LNUX!!!!!

But what do you do with the rest of the money? Three bucks and a quarter is still a fortune (remember, you're an open-source programmer here). There's only one thing to do: you...

BUY ANOTHER SHARE OF LNUX!!!!!

But you still have a buck fifty! A vast amount (open-souce programmer, remember)! There's only one thing to do with it: you...

BUY AN HOUR OF WILD ANAL PASSION FROM SOME SLUTTY HO

But you still have a buck and a quarter! A huge amount (open-source, yadda yadda yadda)! What do you do but:

BUY ANOTHER HOUR OF CRAZED ANIMAL LUST FROM A TWO BLUE-COLLAR LOSERS

So now you have one dollar left. You now own two shares of LNUX that are worth a dollar each, you have herpes and genital warts from the ho, and a bleeding rectum from the losers. What do you do? You ... you ... you don't know that to do with it.

Well, since you're an open-source programmer, you won't have to worry about what to do with all that money, since you'll never have five dollars to begin with.

like this

Sorry its the 'net and all so i can't get a woman over to u in the next 24hrs, but i can give u the next best thing. Some good gear to get you off :)
http://www.goatse.cx
enjoy

ps: i hope this doesn't lead u 2 suicide

the Linus method of backing-up.

[Yeah, this conversation is dead, but I'm a jerk.]

Before a year or two ago *nix was the only systems doing high performence 3D and SGI still pretty much rules the roost in the 3D workstation market.

No shit. I have an Indy sitting on my desk.
I'm fully aware that IRIX (and other high-end unices) support some of the highest performance graphics hardware around (InfiniteReality, anyone?) but Linux Is Not UniX, and XFree86 is not XSGI.

I don't care WHY 3D sucks on Linux, I'm just observing that in my experience, it does, and until 3D works as smoothly as St. Ides Malt Liquor drinks, linux will not be a viable gaming OS.

Since when is pointing out gaping flaws "bashing"?
There are problems, and the "community" generally responds by blaming everything BUT their software (be it drivers, apps, or the kernel), instead of trying to make their software more bulletproof, writing better docs, or even admitting their software may have problems.
There is nothing blessed about linux. Get over it, it's just an OS.

I think that we all have forgotten that linux and most of it's programs were done on a volunteer basis

How true that is. Watching the linux scene over the last few years has been like watching a great punk band sell out.

C-X C-S

Am i the only one that gets annoyed with these silly little asides that are all over the place (inside of these ()s)? Do you people have multiple personalities (or any at all)? (I'm currently thinking about going home. maybe i will soon) (The sky is blue) (I wish i knew a girl).

Am i the only one that gets annoyed with these silly little asides that are all over the place (inside of these ()s)? Do you people have multiple personalities (or any at all)? (I'm currently thinking about going home. maybe i will soon) (The sky is blue) (I wish i knew a girl).

miSSHapen aSSHole.

You mean Physics + Art = Beautiful fun !!!

I just heard sad news on trolltalk - Puerto Rican street lawyer John Saul Montoya was found dead in his New Yawk City barrio apartment this morning. He was 35. There weren't any more details. Even if you've never responded to one of his trolls, you've probably visited his website. I'm sure we'll all miss him - truly a Troll icon.

Anonymous cowards do too know how to spell, dammit.

Seeing that Slash has decided to mangle our postings (the link describer), why stop there ? Let's discourage AC's from posting anonymously by randomly inserting misspielings, or W0RDZ TH4T L00K K00L and H4XX0R

PS - What does Slash do if you do post a Goatse.cx link ?

hole

Yeah too bad stuff like this is a whole lot more entertaining.

hello jello

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Eh. All nearest mirrors show me a picture of a handsome guy

If that's you're definition of handsome, I'd hate to see your idea of ugly.

you might also want to go on over to goatse.cx and take some notes as you will be performing that stance quite regularly.

Read the rest of this comment...

open source this

oh and by the way, i am a karma whore...isn't everyone?


I'm not.. Karma This!

I know the domain will show up, I'm not attempting to hide it. No obfusication with google's translations or whatever. I just wanted to show you not everyone really cares about karma.
(Plus I just once wanted to post a goat link.. Scratch that one off the list of things to do before I kill everyone.)

well I guess he asked for it:

"a internet wide universal login system"

right on! (not a goatse link...)

testin g slash2.2

Riight, odds of that are what? Take a given hotmail account, and then guess which couple hundred message IDs out of 10 billion correspond to something in their mailbox. Fuck you taco, that's not a security hole, thisis a security hole.

Wow, I just realized something. This new Slashdot now has smart tags. See those domain names in brackets? I never put those there. You are putting words into my mouth! This is even worse than the damned Smart Tags IE6 wants to use! Slashdot!

This is a link to CNN [CNN.COM]

but what of us poor, lame annoymous cowards?!!

(oh, wait, I guess that means that logged in users are the threat now, heh.)

goat!

Annonymous Coward r0x0r the casbah! look at that karma!!!

Now if we/I can figure out how to get their goat

links in .sigs aren't suffixed with the [domain]

"Take off every zig!

for great goatse[slashdot.ogre]!"

(don't worry, we'll figure it out...)

Sorry about that... How about this?

HAHAHAH HOW DO YOU LIEK THEM APPELS, FELLOWS?!! GRABOULOUS!

test too! can i break the

yahoo.com

http://www.stopftaa.org

http://www.citizen.org/pctrade/gattwto/gatthome.ht ml

http://www.indymedia.org

http://www.zmag.org/ZNETTOPnoanimation.html

Glad that I could help out.

http://www.stopftaa.org

http://www.citizen.org/pctrade/gattwto/gatthome.ht ml

http://www.indymedia.org

http://www.zmag.org/ZNETTOPnoanimation.html

Glad that I could help out.

yeah right! You long for the day when you can navigate to this site with your voice.

www.goatse.cx or 209.242.124.241, the choice is yours..

test link

First they post the OpenGL troll as a complete story, now they accept an "anonymous" submission that is obviously Blowie J. Poag blatantly whoring his Propaganda bullshit. Now all we need is an Ask Slashdot "Is BSD really dying?", and we'll know the trolls really own Slashdot.

Much more important.

I think I've found a hole.

test

test

It's here. (wouldn't have guessed that, eh?)

Banjo banjo banjo.

It moved to a new URL.

damn

How about this?

For greater justice.