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Your anus will never be private again.

Use this activation service instead. :)

look how much this man has been horizontally drilled

A million Goatses stretching their anus, until they stretch their ass into the Shape of Shakesphere's works.

Slashdot makes me post goatse links.

With the new Anal Massive Deformation technology my ass has been strecteched to 10 Goatsehertz

We at Cloud Xtreme systems (cx) have the perfect system for you, it "stretches" seamlessly to your requirements.

My ass has been stretched ahead of schedule, plus it leaks less memory than Firefox 6.

Posted using Chrome.

Is how much money would it take to plug this hole?

I got around to "philosophy" when I had a severe case of the tl;dr and decided to leave you with these parting comments:

First, you didn't even post the link. Fuck, it's been forever since I've actually been goatsied, and for nostalgia's sake I wanted to visit the site. Just for the heck of it. Well, lo and behold, goatse.cx doesn't even exist anymore. But I took a hint from you (the part that I did read, anyway) and hit goatse.ru instead. That's an awful fucking lot of work just to see a huge stretched asshole.

Second, I actually did have a second thing to post, but I can't for the ass of me remember it now. It took me too long finding goatse, and typing that first thing. Oh well.

OH. I remembered the second thing. It was... nothing personal, but I'd love to cut your eyeballs out, take a phillips-head screwdriver to your fingernails, a hammer to your testicles, and have the three tools at my disposal to otherwise wreak havoc as I saw fit on whatever was left of you. But as I said, don't take that personally.

I got around to "philosophy" when I had a severe case of the tl;dr and decided to leave you with these parting comments:

First, you didn't even post the link. Fuck, it's been forever since I've actually been goatsied, and for nostalgia's sake I wanted to visit the site. Just for the heck of it. Well, lo and behold, goatse.cx doesn't even exist anymore. But I took a hint from you (the part that I did read, anyway) and hit goatse.ru instead. That's an awful fucking lot of work just to see a huge stretched asshole.

Second, I actually did have a second thing to post, but I can't for the ass of me remember it now. It took me too long finding goatse, and typing that first thing. Oh well.

OH. I remembered the second thing. It was... nothing personal, but I'd love to cut your eyeballs out, take a phillips-head screwdriver to your fingernails, a hammer to your testicles, and have the three tools at my disposal to otherwise wreak havoc as I saw fit on whatever was left of you. But as I said, don't take that personally.

1829 victims disagree with you (fell for it via thoughts.com goatse link). Besides thats not a goatse link, but rather a shit eating guy (a mac user) from http://www.themacuser.org/
(567 victims so far).

And in total I have much more more that 11,000 victims (11,817 victims on last link to http://goatse.ru/hello.jpg) and few thousands victims on goatse links via other sources (eg goatse.fr that is defunct now) plus ~500 victims on each of tubgirl,hai2you, and now that mac user that I troll now (567 victims and counting)...

So....nobody fell for it?

And just wait and see, soon I will be on vacation and will troll full-time. I won't be just using thoughs.com or just using goatse, I will scan shock sites and prepare you something you really would wish that you didn't see.

For anyone who cares, we have
Free P90X videos
Free P90X non-video shit

But for you, dear spammer, nothing but the finest Free Sexy Pictures!

its http://goatse.ru/ link you insensitive clod!

http://goatse.ru/

Testing: http://goatse.ru/ Yep, works, thanks for the tip, will make my trolling a bit faster

You are living under a rock, no?
goatse.cx is down since the dawn of time.
Rather go to goatse.ru you insensitive clod.

goatse.ru hosting provider decided to put them offline of a while.
Sorry for inconvience, not my fault.
As soon as outage were reported to me, I switched to another goatse mirror.
BTW, goatse.ru is up and running again.

My deep apologies, and here is a goatse link for you

Here's the page source.

Wouldn't this be like a vulnerability? Doesn't seem to work on Opera though.

var yBase = screen.width / 2;
var xBase = screen.height / 2;
var delay = 10;
var step = .2;
var currStep = 0;
var Xpos = screen.width / 4;
var Ypos = screen.height / 2;
var j=0;

function start() {
        window.resizeTo(500,500);

        movew0w();

}

function movew0w() {
        for ( j = 0 ; j

The above fine work of art is © the Goatse guy.
Thanks to goatse.ru for hosting it.

setTimeout("start()", 1000);

That link has now been altered to goatsex. Do NOT click! Mod Parent Down

I have never seen such wrong comment:

That link has now been altered

It wasn't alerted, tinyurl doesn't allow this. I once expiremented with a chan of links and dyndns redirect in the middle to post a comment with legetime link, and then switch - didn't seem to work well enough to justify it.

That link has now been altered to goatsex

No, it points to goatse.ru, you insensitive clod!.

Do NOT click! Mod Parent Down

Well, thats your personal opinion, and my opinion is that it is wrong.

For the time, I'll reside with http://goatse.ru/

So what? I'll just create another blog there. And if you want to see goatse, click here

There are so many better goatse links out threre, why 'd you try with this one?

Try http://goatse.ru/ for example.

The code they use for navigation actually runs on Linux. And they plan to open source it! and hardware design too! (They use 8 cameras and few dozens of sensors)

$ wget http://goo.gl/zjJOI -O /dev/null 2>&1 | grep -i goatse
Location: http://goatse.ru/ [following]
--2011-03-04 19:55:36-- http://goatse.ru/
Resolving goatse.ru... 78.47.200.67
Connecting to goatse.ru|78.47.200.67|:80... connected.

The code they use for navigation actually runs on Linux. And they plan to open source it! and hardware design too! (They use 8 cameras and few dozens of sensors)

$ wget http://goo.gl/zjJOI -O /dev/null 2>&1 | grep -i goatse
Location: http://goatse.ru/ [following]
--2011-03-04 19:55:36-- http://goatse.ru/
Resolving goatse.ru... 78.47.200.67
Connecting to goatse.ru|78.47.200.67|:80... connected.