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Re:Musk worship by Anonymous Coward · 2014-09-08 08:50 · Score: 0 · on Tesla Plans To Power Its Gigafactory With Renewables Alone

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Red alert. Go to red alert. Fag alarm. This fucking vidiot sexless fat poor health bad physical condition racist fat ultra left wing nationalist asshole idiot is speaking GO TO RED ALERT. Space and Time are grinding to a halt. Fucking idiot SHITSTAIN McGuspaz is speaking. Fat man living off of government or with parents with no sex jerking off to pedophile porn and trolling Slashdot is speaking. WOOP WOOP. Captain, people cant take much more of this shit. I'm giving it all shez got. WOOP WOOP
The alien Guspaz, with his corpulent fat face and fronds of flash drooping over belly into cheap assed keyboard try is coming. He farted on the left nacelle! Should we fly up his ass to hide?
NO!!!!! That will massage his prostate, GUSPAZ likes anal pleasure, we must go to warp 69! FAT SEXLESS GUSPAZ pursues the captain in a long brown skidmarking journey through space. Fat fucking pig. Fat stupid. All Your Base Are Belong To Us was meant to be funny, its not the 11th commandment you dumb motherfucker. FUCKING ASSHOLE ALARM.
Re:Musk worship by Anonymous Coward · 2014-09-08 08:50 · Score: 0 · on Tesla Plans To Power Its Gigafactory With Renewables Alone

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Red alert. Go to red alert. Fag alarm. This fucking vidiot sexless fat poor health bad physical condition racist fat ultra left wing nationalist asshole idiot is speaking GO TO RED ALERT. Space and Time are grinding to a halt. Fucking idiot SHITSTAIN McGuspaz is speaking. Fat man living off of government or with parents with no sex jerking off to pedophile porn and trolling Slashdot is speaking. WOOP WOOP. Captain, people cant take much more of this shit. I'm giving it all shez got. WOOP WOOP
The alien Guspaz, with his corpulent fat face and fronds of flash drooping over belly into cheap assed keyboard try is coming. He farted on the left nacelle! Should we fly up his ass to hide?
NO!!!!! That will massage his prostate, GUSPAZ likes anal pleasure, we must go to warp 69! FAT SEXLESS GUSPAZ pursues the captain in a long brown skidmarking journey through space. Fat fucking pig. Fat stupid. All Your Base Are Belong To Us was meant to be funny, its not the 11th commandment you dumb motherfucker. FUCKING ASSHOLE ALARM.
Re:Musk worship by Anonymous Coward · 2014-09-08 08:50 · Score: 0 · on Tesla Plans To Power Its Gigafactory With Renewables Alone

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Red alert. Go to red alert. Fag alarm. This fucking vidiot sexless fat poor health bad physical condition racist fat ultra left wing nationalist asshole idiot is speaking GO TO RED ALERT. Space and Time are grinding to a halt. Fucking idiot SHITSTAIN McGuspaz is speaking. Fat man living off of government or with parents with no sex jerking off to pedophile porn and trolling Slashdot is speaking. WOOP WOOP. Captain, people cant take much more of this shit. I'm giving it all shez got. WOOP WOOP
The alien Guspaz, with his corpulent fat face and fronds of flash drooping over belly into cheap assed keyboard try is coming. He farted on the left nacelle! Should we fly up his ass to hide?
NO!!!!! That will massage his prostate, GUSPAZ likes anal pleasure, we must go to warp 69! FAT SEXLESS GUSPAZ pursues the captain in a long brown skidmarking journey through space. Fat fucking pig. Fat stupid. All Your Base Are Belong To Us was meant to be funny, its not the 11th commandment you dumb motherfucker. FUCKING ASSHOLE ALARM.
Re:Musk worship by Anonymous Coward · 2014-09-08 08:50 · Score: 0 · on Tesla Plans To Power Its Gigafactory With Renewables Alone

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Red alert. Go to red alert. Fag alarm. This fucking vidiot sexless fat poor health bad physical condition racist fat ultra left wing nationalist asshole idiot is speaking GO TO RED ALERT. Space and Time are grinding to a halt. Fucking idiot SHITSTAIN McGuspaz is speaking. Fat man living off of government or with parents with no sex jerking off to pedophile porn and trolling Slashdot is speaking. WOOP WOOP. Captain, people cant take much more of this shit. I'm giving it all shez got. WOOP WOOP
The alien Guspaz, with his corpulent fat face and fronds of flash drooping over belly into cheap assed keyboard try is coming. He farted on the left nacelle! Should we fly up his ass to hide?
NO!!!!! That will massage his prostate, GUSPAZ likes anal pleasure, we must go to warp 69! FAT SEXLESS GUSPAZ pursues the captain in a long brown skidmarking journey through space. Fat fucking pig. Fat stupid. All Your Base Are Belong To Us was meant to be funny, its not the 11th commandment you dumb motherfucker. FUCKING ASSHOLE ALARM.
Re:Musk worship by Anonymous Coward · 2014-09-08 08:50 · Score: 0 · on Tesla Plans To Power Its Gigafactory With Renewables Alone

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Red alert. Go to red alert. Fag alarm. This fucking vidiot sexless fat poor health bad physical condition racist fat ultra left wing nationalist asshole idiot is speaking GO TO RED ALERT. Space and Time are grinding to a halt. Fucking idiot SHITSTAIN McGuspaz is speaking. Fat man living off of government or with parents with no sex jerking off to pedophile porn and trolling Slashdot is speaking. WOOP WOOP. Captain, people cant take much more of this shit. I'm giving it all shez got. WOOP WOOP
The alien Guspaz, with his corpulent fat face and fronds of flash drooping over belly into cheap assed keyboard try is coming. He farted on the left nacelle! Should we fly up his ass to hide?
NO!!!!! That will massage his prostate, GUSPAZ likes anal pleasure, we must go to warp 69! FAT SEXLESS GUSPAZ pursues the captain in a long brown skidmarking journey through space. Fat fucking pig. Fat stupid. All Your Base Are Belong To Us was meant to be funny, its not the 11th commandment you dumb motherfucker. FUCKING ASSHOLE ALARM.
Re:Musk worship by Anonymous Coward · 2014-09-08 08:50 · Score: 0 · on Tesla Plans To Power Its Gigafactory With Renewables Alone

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Red alert. Go to red alert. Fag alarm. This fucking vidiot sexless fat poor health bad physical condition racist fat ultra left wing nationalist asshole idiot is speaking GO TO RED ALERT. Space and Time are grinding to a halt. Fucking idiot SHITSTAIN McGuspaz is speaking. Fat man living off of government or with parents with no sex jerking off to pedophile porn and trolling Slashdot is speaking. WOOP WOOP. Captain, people cant take much more of this shit. I'm giving it all shez got. WOOP WOOP
The alien Guspaz, with his corpulent fat face and fronds of flash drooping over belly into cheap assed keyboard try is coming. He farted on the left nacelle! Should we fly up his ass to hide?
NO!!!!! That will massage his prostate, GUSPAZ likes anal pleasure, we must go to warp 69! FAT SEXLESS GUSPAZ pursues the captain in a long brown skidmarking journey through space. Fat fucking pig. Fat stupid. All Your Base Are Belong To Us was meant to be funny, its not the 11th commandment you dumb motherfucker. FUCKING ASSHOLE ALARM.
My Gift ... apk by Anonymous Coward · 2012-12-24 11:10 · Score: -1 · on Ask Slashdot: How Do You "Unwrap" e-Gifts?

My gift is an /etc/hosts file!! btw - I've got "SOMETHING" 4 CruTcHy => http://goatse.ru Put TATH under your tree!!!

APK
APK - use hosts file by Anonymous Coward · 2012-12-04 12:59 · Score: 0 · on The Trouble With Bringing Your Business Laptop To China

I recommend using a hosts file to prevent spyware. I also use this as my wallpaper to prevent people from searching my computer.
Re:Care to Elaborate? by grub · 2012-09-18 04:22 · Score: 0, Flamebait · on Dice Buys Geeknet's Media Business, Including Slashdot, In $20M Deal

"I'm sitting in a conference room right now next to a gentleman from Dice, and he's just been curious what people are saying; hasn't suggested any comments or messaging at all."

Show that 'gentleman' this link and they will, hopefully, cancel the deal.
Re:If you think by budgenator · 2012-09-16 04:25 · Score: 1 · on The Implications of Google Restricting Access To Anti-Islam Film

I've seen it, my neices were 10 times the film makers when they were in 8th grade, the subject matter was taking every vile prejudice about muslims and the religion and stringing them together. The acting makes cheesey pornos look like like Oscar material. Because Im retired military and have undergone special training to make me resistant to torture, I was able to watch the entire movie trailer, but it is not a feat for the faint of heart or those of delicate constitutions. If you take blood thinners you should especially avoid this trailer as it will make your eyes bleed. After considering all of these caveats, your still sure you want to watch the trailer, you might want to stare at goatsex for a while to build up our tollerance.
Re:Let's fix them all! by Anonymous Coward · 2012-09-14 10:46 · Score: 1 · on Rewiring the Autistic Brain

Don't try to pretend like there's nothing malfunctioning, because the first message that sends is "if you can't do it, it's all your fault" and you'd never tell that to a person who couldn't walk because they had a deformed leg.
Wouldn't I?
This is the internet; you have no idea how big an asshole I am IRL.
I've a pretty good idea.
Re:WARNING: by Anonymous Coward · 2012-09-04 07:17 · Score: -1 · on Valve Job Posting Confirms Hardware Plans

Fucking troll. This is real goatse
Obligatory Noscript fp by Anonymous Coward · 2012-07-29 12:09 · Score: -1 · on JavaScript Botnet Sheds Light On Criminal Activity

Now script this
First strike... you out by spaceplanesfan · 2012-06-30 00:55 · Score: -1, Flamebait · on Don't Forget: "Six Strikes" Starts This Weekend

We are the slashdot trolls, my (just made, surprise butt fuck) friend.
And we keep on trollin' till the end.
We post goatse links.
Natalie portman and hot grits.
No time for lusers (Linux users),
because FreeGayOS (FreeBSD) rules!
Watch your rear.... by Anonymous Coward · 2012-06-29 23:13 · Score: -1 · on UK Company Demos Color Video Animation On Electronic Paper

We are the slashdot trolls, my (just made, surprise butt fuck) friend.
And we keep on trollin' till the end.
We post goatse links.
Natalie portman and hot grits.
No time for lusers (Linux users),
because FreeGayOS (FreeBSD) rules!
Apple fan posto by Anonymous Coward · 2012-06-29 22:05 · Score: -1 · on Sale of Galaxy Nexus Banned in the US

We are the slashdot trolls, my (just made, surprise butt fuck) friend.
And we keep on trollin' till the end.
We post goatse links.
Natalie portman and hot grits.
No time for lusers (Linux users),
because FreeGayOS (FreeBSD) rules!
You nigga!! by Anonymous Coward · 2012-06-29 17:23 · Score: -1 · on A Program Learns Oriental Ink Painting

We are the slashdot trolls, my (just made, surprise butt fuck) friend.
And we keep on trollin' till the end.
We post goatse links.
Natalie portman and hot grits.
No time for lusers (Linux users),
because FreeGayOS (FreeBSD) rules!
Dick in dick out by Anonymous Coward · 2012-06-29 16:40 · Score: -1 · on Gmail Takes Largest Webmail Service Crown

We are the slashdot trolls, my (just made, surprise butt fuck) friend.
And we keep on trollin' till the end.
We post goatse links.
Natalie portman and hot grits.
No time for lusers (Linux users),
Because FreeGayOS (FreeBSD) rules!
Nth+1 posto by Anonymous Coward · 2012-06-25 13:01 · Score: -1 · on AutoCAD Worm Medre.A Stealing Designs, Blueprints

We are the slashdot trolls, my (just made, surprise butt fuck) friend.
And we keep on trollin' till the end.
We post goatse links.
Natalie portman and hot grits.
No time for lusers (Linux users),
Because FreeGayOS (FreeBSD) rules!
Nth posto by Anonymous Coward · 2012-06-25 12:54 · Score: -1 · on AutoCAD Worm Medre.A Stealing Designs, Blueprints

We are the slashdot trolls, my (just made, surprise butt fuck) friend.
And we keep on trollin' till the end.
We post goatse links.
Natalie portman and hot grits.
No time for lusers (Linux users),
Because FreeGayOS (FreeBSD) rules!
psoto!!! by Anonymous Coward · 2012-06-22 09:57 · Score: -1 · on How Madefire Is Changing the Visual Grammar of Comics

We are the slashdot trolls, my (just made, surprise butt fuck) friend.
And we keep on trollin' till the end.
We post goatse links.
Natalie portman and hot grits.
No time for lusers (Linux users),
Because FreeGayOS (FreeBSD) rules!
Psoto!!! by Anonymous Coward · 2012-06-22 09:31 · Score: -1 · on AMD Radeon HD 7970 GHz Edition: Taking Back the Crown

We are the slashdot trolls, my (just made, surprise butt fuck) friend.
And we keep on trollin' till the end.
We post goatse links.
Natalie portman and hot grits.
No time for lusers (Linux users),
Because FreeGayOS (FreeBSD) rules!
Suck my dick by Anonymous Coward · 2012-06-22 05:21 · Score: -1 · on XBMC Developers Criticize AMD's Linux Driver

We are the slashdot trolls, my just made surprise butt fuck friend.
And we keep on trollin' till the end.
We post goatse links.
Natalie portman and hot grits.
No time for lusers (Linux users),
Because FreeGayOS (FreeBSD) rules!
Re:Make mycleanpc reference shit eating by couchslug · 2012-06-14 17:45 · Score: 1 · on Intel Dismisses 'x86 Tax', Sees No Future For ARM

Might as well add as many shock sites as convenient to the response.
http://encyclopediadramatica.se/ has plenty of references.
http://goatse.ru/ is a goatse mirror.
When I pasted your content the links weren't highlighted as in your original post. Any idea why?
Re:Guess whose bootysnap I'm gonna violate? by RenderSeven · 2012-05-24 13:08 · Score: 3, Funny · on Supreme Court Orders Do-Over On Key Software Patents

No I like their tactics and we should all help MyCleanPC, since MyCleanPC needs better rankings so that MyCleanPC users can find more information about MyCleanPC and interact with others that want to use MyCleanPC. "MyCleanPC", they will say, "is so kool I want more stuff just like MyCleanPC!". Three cheers for MyCleanPC, MyCleanPC, MyCleanPC!!!

I for one welcome our new search engine robot overlords!
Re:obviously by Anonymous Coward · 2012-03-12 06:15 · Score: -1 · on Have Online Comment Sections Become Specious?

The idea of capturing the intelligence of the readership — that's a joke
Being on /. for 13 years, I agree :)
That's bullshit. /. comments capture the intelligence just fine!
By reading this comment you agree to mod me up by Anonymous Coward · 2012-01-24 10:14 · Score: 0, Troll · on Apple's iBooks EULA Drawing Ire

Your anus after using apple products
type g for goatse by Anonymous Coward · 2012-01-24 02:33 · Score: -1 · on Ubuntu 12.04 To Include Head-Up Display Menus

"Unity" in my ass
Megagoatse by Anonymous Coward · 2012-01-22 03:39 · Score: 0 · on Megaupload.com Shut Down, Founder Charged With Piracy

Admit you read all these comments and now your so mad you want to mega stretch your ass
I took a LOIC in the ass by Anonymous Coward · 2012-01-20 14:46 · Score: -1 · on Downloads of DoS Attack Tool LOIC Spike

and look what happened
Also I'm a Microsoft Shill, LOIC is developed by filthy linuxfags.
Re:Microsoft Succeeded by Anonymous Coward · 2012-01-13 09:08 · Score: -1 · on Microsoft 'Trustworthy Computing' Turns 10

Admit you like licking the inside of Goatse's anus.
Re:Tired of coddling to disabled by Anonymous Coward · 2012-01-01 15:27 · Score: -1 · on In New Zealand, a System To Watch for Disabled Parking Violators

Try walking when your ass is stretched open.
2012se.cx by Anonymous Coward · 2011-12-31 13:52 · Score: -1 · on How the Year Looked On Slashdot

It's time for your first goatse link of the year.
GoatseV6 by Anonymous Coward · 2011-12-29 22:16 · Score: 0 · on No IPv6 Doomsday In 2012

Due to the expanding diamater of Goatse, it will soon need its own IP address block
500th post by Anonymous Coward · 2011-12-29 21:58 · Score: -1 · on How Doctors Die

Doctors don't die, their ass just keeps expanding indefinitely
Re:Please keep the "Christ" in Christmas by Anonymous Coward · 2011-12-27 06:20 · Score: -1 · on 2012 and the Technology Blahs

We put the "goat" in goatse, how else is that hole so huge.
m0d d0wn by asshole3343 · 2011-12-07 13:11 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on DARPA Seeks App Developers For War App Store

We are the slashdot trolls, my friend.
And we keep on trolling till the end.
We piss on the slashdot,
We post the goatse posts,
No time for lusers (Linux users), 'cause we troll slashdot.
m0d d0wn by asshole648 · 2011-12-07 09:09 · Score: -1, Troll · on EFF Asks To Make Jailbreaking Legal For All Devices

We are the slashdot trolls, my friend.
And we keep on trolling till the end.
We piss on the slashdot,
We post the goatse posts,
No time for lusers (Linux users), 'cause we troll slashdot.
Sing with me by asshole648 · 2011-12-06 09:31 · Score: -1, Troll · on US Launches Virtual Embassy For Iran

We are the slasdot trolls, my friend.
And we keep on trolling till the end.
We piss on the slashdot,
We post the goatse posts,
No time for lusers (Linux users), 'cause we troll slashdot.
Sing with me: by asshole647 · 2011-12-06 09:21 · Score: -1, Troll · on US Launches Virtual Embassy For Iran

We are the slasdot trolls, my friend.
And we keep on trolling till the end.
We piss on the slashdot,
We post the goatse posts,
No time for lusers (Linux users), 'cause we troll slashdot.
We are the slashdot's trolls by asshole36535 · 2011-12-06 06:57 · Score: -1, Troll · on Physical Models In an Age of Computers

We are the slashdot's trolls, my friend
And we keep on trolling till the end.
We post goatse links.
, We post goatse links.
, No time for lusers (Linux users),
'cause we troll slashdot...
We are the slashdot's trolls by asshole36535 · 2011-12-06 06:57 · Score: -1, Troll · on Physical Models In an Age of Computers

We are the slashdot's trolls, my friend
And we keep on trolling till the end.
We post goatse links.
, We post goatse links.
, No time for lusers (Linux users),
'cause we troll slashdot...
The iPhone is over by Anonymous Coward · 2011-11-27 13:55 · Score: -1 · on Next Apple iPhone To Have a 4 Inch Display?

If your phone can fit in here, it's too small.
More to .ru instead by Anonymous Coward · 2011-11-18 12:00 · Score: 0, Troll · on Two Porn Companies Take ICANN and .xxx Registrar To Court

After the great .cx purge all the great websites moved to .ru
Do not Goatse was a failed proposal by Anonymous Coward · 2011-11-15 16:53 · Score: -1 · on W3C Proposes Unified "Do Not Track" Privacy Standard

By visiting Slashdot, you automatically opt in to Goatse
Re:Apple users get told again. by thirdwikidotorg · 2011-11-14 00:40 · Score: 1 · on Mac OS X Sandbox Security Hole Uncovered

Steve Jobs got his security hole exploited last month, and now apple fanboys are getting it too.
Looks like it's a ringer: http://www.macupdate.com/app/mac/15930/macnessus Warmest regards.
Apple users get told again. by Anonymous Coward · 2011-11-13 11:43 · Score: -1 · on Mac OS X Sandbox Security Hole Uncovered

Steve Jobs got his security hole exploited last month, and now apple fanboys are getting it too.
Trade them all for GoatseCoins by Anonymous Coward · 2011-10-29 01:53 · Score: -1 · on When Having the US Debt Paid Off Was a Problem

Bitcoin has failed but Goatsecoin has begun. Download the Goatsecoin client today and start mining
Re:Oblig xkcd by Anonymous Coward · 2011-10-27 22:20 · Score: -1 · on 1 MW Cold Fusion Plant Supposedly To Come Online

Obig goatse
I have had a phone dock for years by Anonymous Coward · 2011-10-26 14:01 · Score: -1 · on Man Has Nokia Phone Embedded In False Limb

It fits all sizes