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How could that possibly go wrong ?

Put very simply: it
just can't!

How could that possibly go wrong ?

Put very simply: it
just can't!

I just hope they can get Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo to reprise their roles for Super Mario Brothers 2.

I think that story line is a little worn out, unless Nintendo would like to ride the wave of loyal fans of other classic biker movies

Actually there's already a Metroid movie.. it's called Alien.

Although a Zelda movie would be pretty neat.

They kind of already did make one.

I love slash dot's new game

I love slash dot's new game

I love slash dot's new game

I love slash dot's new game

I love slash dot's new game

I love slash dot's new game

Very funny animated TV show about a movie critic on TV starring the voice of Jon Lovitz.

George Lucas has announced that, as soon as Star Wars Episode III is released, he plans to commence production of a new science fiction satire starring a large, humanoid duck.

Don't forget http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111301/other classics. I still can't see out of my left eye since Street Fighter, even after they removed the pen from it.

Dont forget this one.

Hey, don't knock it, that might actually work in today's X-Games crazy world... try and rope in some of the big names in to do some spots, CGI in the guys that can't pop the big tricks anymore, grab the songs that they've already put into umpteen video games, and run with it. Could be worse, could be Street Fighter - poor Raul Julia...

Forget animated films.. who can forget the 90 minute Nintendo commercial, The Wizard starring Fred Savage?

It was a story created out of the classic song, Pinball Wizard, but with heavy Nintendo advertising.

It was the first time anyone saw the Power-glove in action and we were all so jealous. Unfortunatley for everyone who went out and purchased it, it didn't work quite as well as the 'movie' made it look.

It was also the worlds first glimpse at Super Mario Brothers 3!

I don't know if the movie caught flack from parents, but I remember quite enjoying it at the time as a kid.

I also remember a Mario Brothers Saturday morning show - and if memory serves correctly, it was also non-animated.

But this time it's animated so I have some hope for it.

I was always pretty fond of the video game cartoons.

But this time it's animated so I have some hope for it.

I was always pretty fond of the video game cartoons.

But this time it's animated so I have some hope for it.

I was always pretty fond of the video game cartoons.

But this time it's animated so I have some hope for it.

I was always pretty fond of the video game cartoons.

Super Mario Brothers isn't in the Bottom 100, but IT SHOULD BE!

I swear they could have done a good film, but the feel of it is that they filmed it in one day and threw it together. There were probably merchandising tie-ins, which probably failed miserably. It's poor execution like this on Hot Property which does the whole genre serious damage.

It'll probably take years for people to trust Hollywood enough to see another Dr. Suess movie, though it seems a lot of people ignored the early warnings and saw it anyway.

Super Mario Brothers isn't in the Bottom 100, but IT SHOULD BE!

I swear they could have done a good film, but the feel of it is that they filmed it in one day and threw it together. There were probably merchandising tie-ins, which probably failed miserably. It's poor execution like this on Hot Property which does the whole genre serious damage.

It'll probably take years for people to trust Hollywood enough to see another Dr. Suess movie, though it seems a lot of people ignored the early warnings and saw it anyway.

Super Mario Brothers isn't in the Bottom 100, but IT SHOULD BE!

I swear they could have done a good film, but the feel of it is that they filmed it in one day and threw it together. There were probably merchandising tie-ins, which probably failed miserably. It's poor execution like this on Hot Property which does the whole genre serious damage.

It'll probably take years for people to trust Hollywood enough to see another Dr. Suess movie, though it seems a lot of people ignored the early warnings and saw it anyway.

Coming in 2006

No word on John Woo tho.

are doomed to repeat it.

Super Mario Bros. was such an groundbreaking, and incredible movie. Do they really want to risk lose tainting their reputation in movie making?

yeah.....because Super Mario Brothers was great! .......

Although a Zelda movie would be pretty neat.

Seriously, is anyone actally still awake in Hollywood or are these scripts actually being greenlighted by some giant evil Twilight-Zone-ish computer that lives in a cave someplace on the back lot of Warner Brothers? This news item seems like something they would have used as the basis of an episode of The Critic, fer cryin' out loud.

Seriously, is anyone actally still awake in Hollywood or are these scripts actually being greenlighted by some giant evil Twilight-Zone-ish computer that lives in a cave someplace on the back lot of Warner Brothers? This news item seems like something they would have used as the basis of an episode of The Critic, fer cryin' out loud.

Seriously, is anyone actally still awake in Hollywood or are these scripts actually being greenlighted by some giant evil Twilight-Zone-ish computer that lives in a cave someplace on the back lot of Warner Brothers? This news item seems like something they would have used as the basis of an episode of The Critic, fer cryin' out loud.

Seriously, is anyone actally still awake in Hollywood or are these scripts actually being greenlighted by some giant evil Twilight-Zone-ish computer that lives in a cave someplace on the back lot of Warner Brothers? This news item seems like something they would have used as the basis of an episode of The Critic, fer cryin' out loud.

Seriously, is anyone actally still awake in Hollywood or are these scripts actually being greenlighted by some giant evil Twilight-Zone-ish computer that lives in a cave someplace on the back lot of Warner Brothers? This news item seems like something they would have used as the basis of an episode of The Critic, fer cryin' out loud.

Seriously, is anyone actally still awake in Hollywood or are these scripts actually being greenlighted by some giant evil Twilight-Zone-ish computer that lives in a cave someplace on the back lot of Warner Brothers? This news item seems like something they would have used as the basis of an episode of The Critic, fer cryin' out loud.

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So:

We need to get the Soviet robots together with the Japanese people for a Turing test.

We need to get the Soviet perople together with the Japanese robots for some peace and quiet.

We need to get the Korean robots together with the Matlock writers to keep old people from going any crazier.

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Young Punk: ... And then I went home. I don't know nothing about no robbery! So go find someone else!

Robot Matlock: What makes you think I don't know nothing about no robbery?

Young Punk: *stunned silence*

Judge: Guilty!

Old Matlock Fan: That's right Robot Matlock! Put those young people in jail! With they're rock and roll, and their crazy haircuts! That'll show 'em to forget Grandpa! Why ... *gasp* *gasp* my heart... !

ROBOT MATLOCK SAVES THE DAY!

Haven't they seen Rojin Z?!

It's an Anime about an old man who gets a robotic bed to care for him that goes on a city destroying rampage.

Wow, that reminds me, I have to rent that movie.

filled with cottage cheese?

Airheads

The Motaba Team, of course ;)

Except for the fact that these guys have made one good movie after another. Lucas has not.

Sam Raimi (Look at the director and writer credits, not producer)
Rob Tapert
(ok, maybe not Bruce Campbell, but he's got some gems in there)

Except for the fact that these guys have made one good movie after another. Lucas has not.

Sam Raimi (Look at the director and writer credits, not producer)
Rob Tapert
(ok, maybe not Bruce Campbell, but he's got some gems in there)

Except for the fact that these guys have made one good movie after another. Lucas has not.

Sam Raimi (Look at the director and writer credits, not producer)
Rob Tapert
(ok, maybe not Bruce Campbell, but he's got some gems in there)

So, I take it you haven't ripped any of your CDs to MP3/AAC/WMA/ogg/etc.? 'Cause, you know, it's just so easy to walk over to your wall, pull down a CD, pop it in your player... :-)

Even if I *weren't* so totally lazy, I'd *still* want to rip all my DVDs. First of all, as a TiVo owner, I *totally love* the whole "press a button and see a list of everything I have" thing.

Secondly, I hate media. That is, little plastic and metal things I have to move around. (Furethermore: I could care less about CD liner notes, and every DVD box is the same--picture of the actor on the front, and a back panel listing all the special DVD features like... interactive menus, and subtitles! ooh... But anyway,)

I hate taking out these fragile things and moving them into and out of the player (and then the bonus: that I *have to* sit through the bullshit red warnings in nine languages, and the 30-minute intro montage just to get to the fscking menus.) If I scratch one while taking it out of its shitty case (I never thought they'd find worse packaging than plain-old jewel cases, but here we are--press the center button, bend your DVD backwards, and hope it doesn't get scratched when it *finally* springs out of the vise-like holder) then yippee, I get to pay for it again!

I'd much rather have it all on HDs. I shouldn't touch anything but buttons. Plus, once it's all, y'know, *computerized*, you get all kinds of neat bonuses, like "Show me all the Harrison Ford movies I have" or "what comedies have I not watched in the last six months" and things like that.

And the randomness is a bonus. Sometimes I can't really think of what I'd like to watch, and I've even had this happen: I'll be flipping around HBO or Showtime, see a move on *that I own*, and I'll leave it on, just because it's already on and it's as good of a choice as I could have made on my own. So a "random play", just like all CD and MP3 players have, would be cool, too. Especially if my Humongo Media Server has shows as well as movies--maybe Used Cars, maybe The Simpsons, maybe Terminator 2, maybe Seinfeld, maybe Law and Order... just the thing to have on for a long Saturday of room-cleaning and slashdot-reading.

But if they name it Firefox, won't it be stolen by Clint Eastwood?

Hit 'em with the Morpheus Defense, Lazlo!

But aren't they already available "on demand"? One day, you say to yourself, "Hey, I want to watch Used Cars again! I have only seen it fifteen times!" You simply walk over to the DVD case, pull out the movie you want to see, and plop it into the DVD player. Voila, it's playing on your TV!.

Or, have we all reached the point where actually standing up and walking over to the DVD case is just too much work?

did anybody see the film "Quiz Show"?