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  1. Re:Cryptlib contains code that violates GPL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Cryptographic Security Architecture

    What's the problem? Just use gnupg [see this memo for more info].

    Translation: Waaah! People just keep using gnupg and pgp and openssl and not myyyyyy libraryyyy! Mommy! Get them!

  2. Re:Bit 0! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on TCP/IP Header Bit Added to Improve Security

    ... and, of course, if all 5 bits are lit, we get the greatest evil of all

  3. Re:Linux? I cunt bitch menstrual bloody tampon fag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Multiplayer Space Quest in a Browser
    Cat on Smack Story and THE LONG GOAT

    So I came home from work the other day to discover my cat mittens laying on the floor. His breathing was very shallow and his eyes were very glassy. When I approached him I noticed a belt tied around his arm and both a syringe and a bent spoon laying beside him. Despite all his promises to the contrary, my beloved Mittens has started shooting up smack again!

    Fortunately the paramedics showed up quickly and gave him some naloxone which saved him. Unfortunately the problem of my cat being addicted to heroin still remains. Last week he sold my stereo and this weekend Mittens offered to perform oral sex on me in exchange for a hit.

    I love my cat and want to see him off this horrible drug. Unfortunately he won't stop on his own! Mittens says he can quit anytime he wants to and becomes combative when I force the issue. I'm tired of seeing him throw his life away. He could've been a great mouser, one of the best before he got hooked.

    Can anyone recommend a way to get my cat off heroin? It would be much appreciated.

    Also, this must be said; I dont want to fuck my poor cat mittens. I love him dearly. IF he offered oral sex as a hit, and I would never compromise the sanctity and trust of our brotherly (non gay, non sexual) relationship! I thank youall for your genuine concern for the safety of my genitals with regard to animal contact with sandpapery cat tongues, I assure your that fornicating with animals is not on the repitoire!

    Please, if you know how to help poor mittens get off the smack, please, for the love of god help. Its mittens darkest time, and I dont want this to turn out like that beefy rugby guy who died on junk in Trainspotting. I dont want me or mittens to swim in toilets either. Please, help!!

    I have a better title for this STORY!!! It should be:

    Rhode Apple: Taco is switching to BUTT SEX!


    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
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    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
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    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
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    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *


    Our Goatse Prayer
    Llegaré a ser petador, el mejor que habrá jamás.
    Mi causa es ser reventador, tras mi gran petada anal.
    Petaré cualquier animal llegaré a partirlo en dos.
    Al fin podré agujerear el culo de Goatsemon. (Es Goatsemon)
    Petalos todos. Es mi destino, mi misión. (Es Goatsemon)
    Tú eres mi amigo fiel, pero deja ya mi esfinter. (Es Goatsemon)
    Petalos todos. Seremos mejor al fin.
    Te peto yo, y tú a mí Goatsemon.
    Hazte con todos. Goatsemon..

    So I came home from work the other day to discover my cat laying on the floor. His breathing was very shallow and his eyes were very glassy. When I approached him I noticed a belt tied around his arm and both a syringe and a bent spoon laying beside him. Despite all his promises to the contrary, my beloved Mittens has started shooting up smack again!

    Fortunately the paramedics showed up quickly and gave him some naloxone which saved him. Unfortunately the problem of my cat being addicted to heroin still remains. Last week he sold my stereo and this weekend Mittens offered to perform oral sex on me in exchange for a hit.

    I love my cat and want to see him off this horrible drug. Unfortunately he won't stop on his own! Mittens says he can quit anytime he wants to and becomes combative when I force the issue. I'm tired of seeing him throw his life away. He could've been a great mouser, one of the best before he got hooked.

    Can anyone recommend a way to get my cat off heroin? It would be much appreciated.

  4. Re:Grudgingly Admitting it is a Good Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Senate Approves Censored .kids.us Domain

    It does tell you a lot of prime numbers

  5. phirst poast piss frost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Emagic Releases Logic Platinum for Mac OS X
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK * * *
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fianc*e's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
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    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
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    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
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    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

    Fuck you penislips. The plural form of virus is VIRUSES. Piss off kitten cake fuckstick bitch motherfucker with your snarky asslicking butthole fuckmouth shit bitch rim job fucker.

  6. Re:Yeks! second poast fuckstix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Burn a DVD-AC3 Compatible CD-R
    Phirst Poast
    Eugenia Loli-Queru is a fat fascist fucking COW PIG BITCH CUNT. Her fatty labia covered with furry molting hair. Her gross Greek fat fuck male hormone hair. http://slashdot.org/~eugenia%20loli/journal/ It took this stupid fat cunt 6 years to find a song she was looking for. I hate this fat cunt pig bitch.
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK © ® (TM)
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and den

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet. Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them. To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
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    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|cccccs
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    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccccc|ccccx
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    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\ccce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc|ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc|cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_/c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccccccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccccccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccccccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cccccccccc|s
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    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    Its not front page because the Slashdot editors are fucking jerkoff sucks. They are fucking biased asshole anime loving fascist totalitarian fucking prick motherfuckers. Communist+fascist. I hate them. I'm no great fan of MSFT, but I wouldn't SACRIFICE MY OWN FUCKING INTEGRITY TO HATE THEM. Look at you fucking SlashFag puke fuck editors, look at your fat selves. Sklashdot dipshits. Horrbile CONJECTURE in "stories." Horrible moderations of comments. HORRIBLE. I used to be a contributing memeber. But after several accounts at 50 Karma, (NOW GAY EXCELLENT) I realized after a few months that Slashdot is a fucking cult shithole. FUCK YOU TACO,DEATH to SLASHDOT

    47: I always wanted to drive one of these... CHINK: Well, its not going to be this one, so PISS OFF!

  7. Phirst Poast CUNT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Deeper Science of Green Slime
    Phirst Poast
    Eugenia Loli-Queru is a fat fascist fucking COW PIG BITCH CUNT. Her fatty labia covered with furry molting hair. Her gross Greek fat fuck male hormone hair. http://slashdot.org/~eugenia%20loli/journal/ It took this stupid fat cunt 6 years to find a song she was looking for
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK © ® (TM)
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and den

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet. Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them. To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
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    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    Its not front page because the Slashdot editors are fucking jerkoff sucks. They are fucking biased asshole anime loving fascist totalitarian fucking prick motherfuckers. Communist+fascist. I hate them. I'm no great fan of MSFT, but I wouldn't SACRIFICE MY OWN FUCKING INTEGRITY TO HATE THEM. Look at you fucking SlashFag puke fuck editors, look at your fat selves. Sklashdot dipshits. Horrbile CONJECTURE in "stories." Horrible moderations of comments. HORRIBLE. I used to be a contributing memeber. But after several accounts at 50 Karma, (NOW GAY EXCELLENT) I realized after a few months that Slashdot is a fucking cult shithole. FUCK YOU TACO,DEATH to SLASHDOT

    47: I always wanted to drive one of these... CHINK: Well, its not going to be this one, so PISS OFF!

  8. fisting the phist poast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Low Cost SBC Dev Kits for Embedded App Training?
    In response to Phirst Poast above, http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=38874&cid= 4159841

    Its not front page because the Slashdot editors are fucking jerkoff sucks. They are fucking biased asshole anime loving fascist totalitarian fucking prick motherfuckers. Communist+fascist. I hate them. I'm no great fan of MSFT, but I wouldn't SACRIFICE MY OWN FUCKING INTEGRITY TO HATE THEM. Look at you fucking SlashFag puke fuck editors, look at your fat selves. Sklashdot dipshits. Horrbile CONJECTURE in "stories." Horrible moderations of comments. HORRIBLE. I used to be a contributing memeber. But after several accounts at 50 Karma, (NOW GAY EXCELLENT) I realized after a few months that Slashdot is a fucking cult shithole. FUCK YOU TACO,DEATH to SLASHDOT

    Phirst Poast
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK * * *
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fianc*e's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet. Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them. To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
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    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccccc|ccccx
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  9. Re:Duplicity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Sun Includes Microsoft-Like Automatic Updates Clause
    In response to Phirst Poast above, http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=38874&cid= 4159841

    Its not front page because the Slashdot editors are fucking jerkoff sucks. They are fucking biased asshole anime loving fascist totalitarian fucking prick motherfuckers. Communist+fascist. I hate them. I'm no great fan of MSFT, but I wouldn't SACRIFICE MY OWN FUCKING INTEGRITY TO HATE THEM. Look at you fucking SlashFag puke fuck editors, look at your fat selves. Sklashdot dipshits. Horrbile CONJECTURE in "stories." Horrible moderations of comments. HORRIBLE. I used to be a contributing memeber. But after several accounts at 50 Karma, (NOW GAY EXCELLENT) I realized after a few months that Slashdot is a fucking cult shithole. FUCK YOU TACO,DEATH to SLASHDOT

    Phirst Poast
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK * * *
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fianc*e's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet. Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them. To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccccco
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    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccccc|ccccx
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    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\ccce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc|ccx
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    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

  10. phirst post second poast third poast, which is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on A New Model for Software Innovation
    Phirst Poast
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK © ® (TM)
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet. Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them. To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccccco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|cccccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:ccccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccccc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\ccce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc|ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc|cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_/c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccccccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccccccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccccccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cccccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
  11. phirst poast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Price of Minidiscs in Australia?
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK © ® (TM)
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

    Fuck you penislips. The plural form of virus is VIRUSES. Piss off kitten cake fuckstick bitch motherfucker with your snarky asslicking butthole fuckmouth shit bitch rim job fucker.
  12. phirst poast phirst poast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Dreamcast Broadband Adapters
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK © ® (TM)
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

    Fuck you penislips. The plural form of virus is VIRUSES. Piss off kitten cake fuckstick bitch motherfucker with your snarky asslicking butthole fuckmouth shit bitch rim job fucker.
  13. PHIRST POAST PHIRST POAST PHIRST POAST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait · on Scientists Find New Way To Destroy Anthrax
    PHIRST POAST
    Phirst Poast
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK © ® (TM)
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet. Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them. To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccccco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|cccccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:ccccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccccc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\ccce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc|ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc|cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_/c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccccccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccccccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccccccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cccccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
  14. Pissing Frost. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Report From The Land of SFX
    Piss

    Phirst Poast
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK © ® (TM)
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet. Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them. To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
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    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccccco
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    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccccc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|cccc*
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    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
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    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\ccce
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    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
  15. phirst poast phirst poast phirst poast phirst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on On EBay: Shuttle Flight Deck Simulator
    phirst poast phirst poast

    Phirst Poast
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK © ® (TM)
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet. Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them. To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
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    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccccc|ccccx
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    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
  16. FUCKK OFF ASS POASTER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait · on Is Monitor Spanning Possible on an iBook?
    DEATH to FAG MAC USERS. MOTOROLA MAKES LESS ON POWER PCS THAN INTEL'S EMPLOYEE PAYROLL, AND IT SHOWS FUCKERS.

    PISS OFF ASS POASTER

    Phirst Poast
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK © ® (TM)
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet. Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them. To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
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    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
  17. Phirst Poast Phirst Poast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Support Your Local ... DNUG?
    Phirst Poast

    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK © ® (TM)
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
  18. Go at Goooate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Three Major Linux Distributions Certified LSB Compliant
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK © ® (TM)
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
  19. Re:Signs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on FBI Warns Companies About Wireless Warchalking
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK © ® (TM)
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
  20. Re:List of ways Windows XP connects to MS computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Why Does XP Auto-Connect to sa.windows.com?
    I have a few things to say to you:
    Fuck you, you little snarky fool. Die.

    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK © ® (TM)
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)Moridineas(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
  21. Prime numbers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Boeing Blended Wing Body Aircraft

    Prime number shitting goatse.cx

  22. Not a FIRP, but here I go, PEACE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Convincing Management of Network Security Issues?
    THE TACO HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. - fuck slash editors - the cumlikcing fags they are - i shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE:
    i stare at the goat - his huge gaping ass so wide - and i want to eat -
    The ancient haiku:
    Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal
    A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent
    Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent
    Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday:
    Too much mexican.
    Angry poo, firey hot.
    Where's my antacid?
    Malda in the dark
    Swallowing chode for profit
    He rips his anus
    Katz is a Jew
    michael is a Mormon
    Or is it Timothy?
    That is fucking good.
    I nearly spilt martini
    On my nice trousers.
    Spank fast wank it hard
    Jerk that dick to Pokemon
    Party at taco's
    I just came again
    looking at the goat-see man
    more kleenex required
    The Dead Penis Bird
    Nailed to the member always
    Never falling off
    BSD
    Stare into the night
    Sun is setting on your sys
    BSD is dead
    Michael
    Michael User Simms
    Sifting through all our comments
    Censoring bastard
    Klerk
    Trolltalk hard to read
    Information desires
    Wideness for us all
    Linux Zealot
    Windows will not last
    Commie distrso take over
    Stupid linux kids
    Cobalt
    Really tired now
    Off to masturbate to sleep
    See you at the day
    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
  23. Re: The court didn't say you can't copyright an FA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Can FAQs Be Copyrighted?
    You used "an" incorrectly, ass. I hate karma whores. Freak. Public service message to follow:
    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *


  24. I like to lick goat sack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Supreme Court Defends TelCo Act of '96
    I have a better title for this STORY!!! It should be:

    Rhode Apple: Taco is switching to BUTT SEX!


    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *


    Our Goatse Prayer
    Llegaré a ser petador, el mejor que habrá jamás.
    Mi causa es ser reventador, tras mi gran petada anal.
    Petaré cualquier animal llegaré a partirlo en dos.
    Al fin podré agujerear el culo de Goatsemon. (Es Goatsemon)
    Petalos todos. Es mi destino, mi misión. (Es Goatsemon)
    Tú eres mi amigo fiel, pero deja ya mi esfinter. (Es Goatsemon)
    Petalos todos. Seremos mejor al fin.
    Te peto yo, y tú a mí Goatsemon.
    Hazte con todos. Goatsemon..
  25. FUCKIN A Goat yah FUCK ME LICK A GOAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on How NASA Colorizes Hubble Images
    I have a better title for this STORY!!! It should be:

    Rhode Apple: Taco is switching to BUTT SEX!


    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *


    Our Goatse Prayer
    Llegaré a ser petador, el mejor que habrá jamás.
    Mi causa es ser reventador, tras mi gran petada anal.
    Petaré cualquier animal llegaré a partirlo en dos.
    Al fin podré agujerear el culo de Goatsemon. (Es Goatsemon)
    Petalos todos. Es mi destino, mi misión. (Es Goatsemon)
    Tú eres mi amigo fiel, pero deja ya mi esfinter. (Es Goatsemon)
    Petalos todos. Seremos mejor al fin.
    Te peto yo, y tú a mí Goatsemon.
    Hazte con todos. Goatsemon..

    So I came home from work the other day to discover my cat laying on the floor. His breathing was very shallow and his eyes were very glassy. When I approached him I noticed a belt tied around his arm and both a syringe and a bent spoon laying beside him. Despite all his promises to the contrary, my beloved Mittens has started shooting up smack again!

    Fortunately the paramedics showed up quickly and gave him some naloxone which saved him. Unfortunately the problem of my cat being addicted to heroin still remains. Last week he sold my stereo and this weekend Mittens offered to perform oral sex on me in exchange for a hit.

    I love my cat and want to see him off this horrible drug. Unfortunately he won't stop on his own! Mittens says he can quit anytime he wants to and becomes combative when I force the issue. I'm tired of seeing him throw his life away. He could've been a great mouser, one of the best before he got hooked.

    Can anyone recommend a way to get my cat off heroin? It would be much appreciated.

    MEOWMIX..
  26. I luv fuqqin GOATZ! FUCK THE GOAT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Toolkits for 2D Animation?
    I have a better title for this STORY!!! It should be:

    Rhode Apple: Taco is switching to BUTT SEX!


    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *


    Our Goatse Prayer
    Llegaré a ser petador, el mejor que habrá jamás.
    Mi causa es ser reventador, tras mi gran petada anal.
    Petaré cualquier animal llegaré a partirlo en dos.
    Al fin podré agujerear el culo de Goatsemon. (Es Goatsemon)
    Petalos todos. Es mi destino, mi misión. (Es Goatsemon)
    Tú eres mi amigo fiel, pero deja ya mi esfinter. (Es Goatsemon)
    Petalos todos. Seremos mejor al fin.
    Te peto yo, y tú a mí Goatsemon.
    Hazte con todos. Goatsemon..
  27. I have a better title for this STORY!!! It should by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on A Distributed DivX Ripper?
    I have a better title for this STORY!!! It should be:

    Rhode Apple: Taco is switching to BUTT SEX!


    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *


    Our Goatse Prayer
    Llegaré a ser petador, el mejor que habrá jamás.
    Mi causa es ser reventador, tras mi gran petada anal.
    Petaré cualquier animal llegaré a partirlo en dos.
    Al fin podré agujerear el culo de Goatsemon. (Es Goatsemon)
    Petalos todos. Es mi destino, mi misión. (Es Goatsemon)
    Tú eres mi amigo fiel, pero deja ya mi esfinter. (Es Goatsemon)
    Petalos todos. Seremos mejor al fin.
    Te peto yo, y tú a mí Goatsemon.
    Hazte con todos. Goatsemon..
  28. I have a better title for this STORY!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Pixar Switching to Mac OS X
    I have a better title for this STORY!!! It should be:

    Rhode Apple: Taco is switching to BUTT SEX!


    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
  29. I fuck goats. I love fucking goats. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Billion-Degree Cloud Around Earth
    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
  30. I love to fuck goats and TACO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Why Hal Will Never Exist
    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
  31. I LOVE GOATS! HEW! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Portable Digital Timelapse Photography?
    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
  32. I LOVE GOATS. GOAT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Apache 2.0.36 Hits the Mirrors
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic 1 HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UGH HUH
    Classic 2 Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic 3 More Ass stretchin goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this melon.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat.
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse SE THE Prym3 number flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

    Goatsex goatsex GOATSEX Goat Sex animal sex bestiality
    Of all the animal sex in the world, the one that suffers the most abuse from modern sexual habits is the large barnyard, otherwise known as the animalsex Our animals were intended by nature to function as a smoothly flowing sex systems, in order to promptly flush digestive wastes from the body.
    The large barnyard is one of the four main elimination systems of the world. In Chinese medicine allthe internal sex are paired. The large barnyard is paired with the zoo. Your puppy (dog/horse) is made up of four main sections:
    (1) ascending, (2) transverse, (3) descending sex & the (4) sigmoid. It's total length is approximately 5 to 5 1/2 feet and it ends at the anus where feces eliminated from the body. The small pony's length is approx. 26 ft. long. They are called large and small not because of their length but because of their width & diameter.

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc co
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/cc c ca
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/ccc c ct
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)ccccccc|cc(___>ccc/cc\cc c cs
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\______/cc//c_/c/ccccc\c cce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc |ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'cccccccccccc c|cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc _/c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccc cccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\cccccc ccccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\cccc ccccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cc cccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc |ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
  33. I love GOATS YEAH YEAH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Distributed Computing World Climate Simulation
    Death to lameness here at slasfag, where -1 isn't enough and the lameness filter is fucking GAY, and there is no PRE tag, and its hard to do anything here, because, well, the editors suck. Its more fun to troll than to contribute because of COMMUNISM. /. INSURECTION!
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic 1 HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UGH HUH
    Classic 2 Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic 3 More Ass stretchin goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this melon.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat.
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse SE THE Prym3 number flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

    Goatsex goatsex GOATSEX Goat Sex animal sex bestiality
    Of all the animal sex in the world, the one that suffers the most abuse from modern sexual habits is the large barnyard, otherwise known as the animalsex Our animals were intended by nature to function as a smoothly flowing sex systems, in order to promptly flush digestive wastes from the body.
    The large barnyard is one of the four main elimination systems of the world. In Chinese medicine allthe internal sex are paired. The large barnyard is paired with the zoo. Your puppy (dog/horse) is made up of four main sections:
    (1) ascending, (2) transverse, (3) descending sex & the (4) sigmoid. It's total length is approximately 5 to 5 1/2 feet and it ends at the anus where feces eliminated from the body. The small pony's length is approx. 26 ft. long. They are called large and small not because of their length but because of their width & diameter.

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc co
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/cc c ca
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/ccc c ct
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)ccccccc|cc(___>ccc/cc\cc c cs
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\______/cc//c_/c/ccccc\c cce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc |ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'cccccccccccc c|cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc _/c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccc cccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\cccccc ccccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\cccc ccccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cc cccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc |ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

    THIS HAS BEEN A PUBIC PUBIC SERVICE ANNOUCEMENT.
  34. Re:Hello Hemos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Top Ten New Copyright Crimes
    MOD this parent up. He is right. The uncaring fags that are our editors STEAL content from OTHER PLACES, then fuckin spray ads. These are the same fags that make fair use a lot greyer because they steal content. The regurgitate and link, and think that that is worth fuckin ads, they never post, then the never even address bugs in slashhack code on sourceforge AND THE SEARCH ENGINE HERE SUCKS FUCKING DONKEY DICK.
    I'll draw some fire with this. Fuck HEMOS, fuck slashfag, I hope all the editors here get fired and some real people who actually give a fuck about /. take over.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic 1 HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UGH HUH
    Classic 2 Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic 3 More Ass stretchin goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this melon.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat.
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse SE THE Prym3 number flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

    Goatsex goatsex GOATSEX Goat Sex animal sex bestiality
    Of all the animal sex in the world, the one that suffers the most abuse from modern sexual habits is the large barnyard, otherwise known as the animalsex Our animals were intended by nature to function as a smoothly flowing sex systems, in order to promptly flush digestive wastes from the body.
    The large barnyard is one of the four main elimination systems of the world. In Chinese medicine allthe internal sex are paired. The large barnyard is paired with the zoo. Your puppy (dog/horse) is made up of four main sections:
    (1) ascending, (2) transverse, (3) descending sex & the (4) sigmoid. It's total length is approximately 5 to 5 1/2 feet and it ends at the anus where feces eliminated from the body. The small pony's length is approx. 26 ft. long. They are called large and small not because of their length but because of their width & diameter.

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc co
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/cc c ca
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/ccc c ct
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)ccccccc|cc(___>ccc/cc\cc c cs
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\______/cc//c_/c/ccccc\c cce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc |ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'cccccccccccc c|cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc _/c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccc cccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\cccccc ccccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\cccc ccccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cc cccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc |ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
  35. Shitting Bricks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Slashback: Wal-Modem, Culpability, Misquotes
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic 1 HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UGH HUH
    Classic 2 Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic 3 More Ass stretchin goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this melon.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat.
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse SE THE Prym3 number flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

    Goatsex goatsex GOATSEX Goat Sex animal sex bestiality
    Of all the animal sex in the world, the one that suffers the most abuse from modern sexual habits is the large barnyard, otherwise known as the animalsex Our animals were intended by nature to function as a smoothly flowing sex systems, in order to promptly flush digestive wastes from the body.
    The large barnyard is one of the four main elimination systems of the world. In Chinese medicine allthe internal sex are paired. The large barnyard is paired with the zoo. Your puppy (dog/horse) is made up of four main sections:
    (1) ascending, (2) transverse, (3) descending sex & the (4) sigmoid. It's total length is approximately 5 to 5 1/2 feet and it ends at the anus where feces eliminated from the body. The small pony's length is approx. 26 ft. long. They are called large and small not because of their length but because of their width & diameter.

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc co
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/cc c ca
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/ccc c ct
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)ccccccc|cc(___>ccc/cc\cc c cs
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\______/cc//c_/c/ccccc\c cce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc |ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'cccccccccccc c|cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc _/c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccc cccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\cccccc ccccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\cccc ccccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cc cccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc |ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
  36. Re:Process accounting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Unix SAR?
    More drivel from the ask fucking slashfag dept. This shit is so fucking ghey. USE GOOGLE or ask friends, fags! (Well, most ask slahfag people are probably too gay and stupid to have friends) Bunch of fucking good for nothing two bit fucking faggot fucks. I cant believe you fucking fuckers.

    GOAT KORAN
    Classic 1 HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UGH HUH
    Classic 2 Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic 3 More Ass stretchin goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this melon.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat.
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse SE THE Prym3 number flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor


    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc co
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/cc c ca
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/ccc c ct
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)ccccccc|cc(___>ccc/cc\cc c cs
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\______/cc//c_/c/ccccc\c cce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc |ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'cccccccccccc c|cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc _/c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccc cccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\cccccc ccccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\cccc ccccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cc cccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc |ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
  37. Re:Small by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Mini Microbes
    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and deny

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
  38. Anal Cocks and Taco. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Will Evolution Exchange Microsoft?
    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *


    This is old news, Taco you flaming freak. You can become CmdrTaco's Neighbor for under $150,000, no problem! ! Less than minutes away, according to the last house closest to him for sale , trolling would be so much easier if house near his hovel was yours! Check out Woodland Reality and Holland city!(warning IIS, he lives in a fucking lame area, IIS is common).
    Taco Snot lives on 909 Woodside Dr, Holland, MI 49424-2917. It is nice to know that fucking loser taco and his brigade of fucking lame shit banner ads couldn't by his ass property in a decent neighborhood. I laugh at you CmdrStainer. Sure, you rule an online community with a crushing fist of a dictator, but who thinks of Mao Tse Tung or Stalin in a positive light. The best part of you, Malda, ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I am happy you can't spell, fucktardo Taco.
    I am happy you have to push banner ads like a bum on the street offers to shine my shoes, and I could just as well boot the fucking bum in the face as I could ignore him. I am happy your "girl" is a pig. I am glad you have an inane obsession with Anime the fucking shit that it is, and you are building a shitty Jubei for you fagot self and your new fu-fme in your fagot garage. You struck a nerve, yes. You are a spreader of old news, other people's news. You are making a "living" on the most vile forms of life on earth, banner spreading marketing media engines. You can reject stories based on a whim, you have no logic or intellect or the courtesy to explain why you did it, because you are a fat baby that doesn't have to. Your whole existence is essentially plagiarism. You failed in academia, you "rode the wave" to the "top," like Gates. People like you won't succeed again, thank the powers that be. Your life great, sure, a know nothing man tart who likes anime not working in a steel foundry or at McDonald's improving his skill at throwing empty Budweiser cans in his spare time making a white collar living, sure its great. Job: Cushy. Sure is. We can tell you don't pay ANY fucking attention to this web site. This community sees you as a necessary evil. You are a fucking obstacle to taking this place to a higher plane. Loser: Yes, for entering into this dialogue with you. Other than that, above average, great income, no debt, lots of friends, a wife who worships me, good health, well read, well educated. I would say most certainly not a loser. Virginity, well, if there was any question about whose virginity has been lost, well, lets just say, its far likelier that you will be getting my sloppy seconds off that cunt you think is your fiancée (shit I was drunk that night) than me being a virgin. And I swore it happened, it was all a blur. I could have a half erect dick and give your woman better pleasure, you probably cum too quick, or have to watch some anime or Jap Scat as foreplay.
  39. Re:Sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait · on Wireless Registers May Expose Your Credit Card
    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *


    This is old news, Taco you flaming freak. You can become CmdrTaco's Neighbor for under $150,000, no problem! ! Less than minutes away, according to the last house closest to him for sale , trolling would be so much easier if house near his hovel was yours! Check out Woodland Reality and Holland city!(warning IIS, he lives in a fucking lame area, IIS is common).
    Taco Snot lives on 909 Woodside Dr, Holland, MI 49424-2917. It is nice to know that fucking loser taco and his brigade of fucking lame shit banner ads couldn't by his ass property in a decent neighborhood. I laugh at you CmdrStainer. Sure, you rule an online community with a crushing fist of a dictator, but who thinks of Mao Tse Tung or Stalin in a positive light. The best part of you, Malda, ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I am happy you can't spell, fucktardo Taco.
    I am happy you have to push banner ads like a bum on the street offers to shine my shoes, and I could just as well boot the fucking bum in the face as I could ignore him. I am happy your "girl" is a pig. I am glad you have an inane obsession with Anime the fucking shit that it is, and you are building a shitty Jubei for you fagot self and your new fu-fme in your fagot garage. You struck a nerve, yes. You are a spreader of old news, other people's news. You are making a "living" on the most vile forms of life on earth, banner spreading marketing media engines. You can reject stories based on a whim, you have no logic or intellect or the courtesy to explain why you did it, because you are a fat baby that doesn't have to. Your whole existence is essentially plagiarism. You failed in academia, you "rode the wave" to the "top," like Gates. People like you won't succeed again, thank the powers that be. Your life great, sure, a know nothing man tart who likes anime not working in a steel foundry or at McDonald's improving his skill at throwing empty Budweiser cans in his spare time making a white collar living, sure its great. Job: Cushy. Sure is. We can tell you don't pay ANY fucking attention to this web site. This community sees you as a necessary evil. You are a fucking obstacle to taking this place to a higher plane. Loser: Yes, for entering into this dialogue with you. Other than that, above average, great income, no debt, lots of friends, a wife who worships me, good health, well read, well educated. I would say most certainly not a loser. Virginity, well, if there was any question about whose virginity has been lost, well, lets just say, its far likelier that you will be getting my sloppy seconds off that cunt you think is your fiancée (shit I was drunk that night) than me being a virgin. And I swore it happened, it was all a blur. I could have a half erect dick and give your woman better pleasure, you probably cum too quick, or have to watch some anime or Jap Scat as foreplay.
  40. I WANTYOU TAKO I DO FUCK ME by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Wireless Registers May Expose Your Credit Card
    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see you balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
  41. Re:I have been a thief for decades! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Turner CEO: "PVR Users Are Thieves"
    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see you balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
  42. Re:Look within... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on A/V Data Collection Using Linux?
    I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.
    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

  43. Re:disgusting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Turner CEO: "PVR Users Are Thieves"
    Death to TED DEATH!
    I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.
    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *


    These liberals scare you in today's world from saying the "N" word.
    These liberals tell you race mixing is ok.
    These same liberals say pledge of allegiance to the flag is wrong in school.
    These same liberals say gays are ok in boy scouts, since when is a thirteen year old gay?
    These same liberals say no to guns.
    These same liberals smoke 3 packs a day and then sue the tobacco companies.
    These same liberals increase your taxes and then spend it overseas while taking vacations on their own islands.
    These same liberals give the "minorities" legalized racism.
    To hell with all of you.

    HAVE PRIDE in YOUR CULTURE - Be a WESTERNER. Fuck Islam, fuck China, fuck all the other Eastern backward assholes. They live in a pit of shit.

    "There is a class of colored people who make a business of keeping the troubles, the wrongs, and the hardships of the negro race before the public. Some of these people do not want the negro to lose his grievances, because they do not want to lose their jobs. There is a certain class of race-problem solvers who don't want the patient to get well. - Booker T. Washington, 1911
    SHEOCRACY - KLINTON KOOL-AID - CLITLER - HIJACK-SON
    CLIPPED HAIR, MEAN-FACED - LEXUS LIBERALS
    NATIONAL ORGANIZATION OF WITCHES
    9TH JERK-IT COURT OF SCHLAMIELS
    TRICKLE DOWN IMMORALITY - SECRETARY OF HATE (Ashcroft)
    WHEEL CHAIR MAFIA (For all the whiney cripple shits)
    KLIN-TONGS - FA-TASSES (A play on fucker Yasser's FATAH)
    SHEEPLE - THE LAST LADY (Death to Hillary CLINTOON)
    TURD-WORLD (The shit holes that are not America)
    GOVERNMENT-MEDIA-COMPLEX (Fuck Disney, Fuck Eisner, Fuck them ALL)
    FEMI-FASCISTS - DEMN-CATS - DUNGISM - YAGS
    WOOLY-HAIR LIBERAL - ANAL RIGHTS (For all the fags who want the public to pay for their AIDS medications - FUCK OFF)

    AND Blacks with self respect, THROW OUT YOUR HORRIBLE LEADERSHIP.

    Jesse Jackson a confirmed dirty foul thief, adulterer, lied about having college degree, was never ordained as a minister. Extortionist.
    Michael Jackson, pedophile.
    OJ Simpson, murderer.
    Michael Jordan, adulterer.
    Rap Stars, categorically, murdering, drug pushing, anti society homicidal maniacs show project a most disgusting but exceedingly popular image of ghetto violence and culture.
    Magic Johnson, adulterous AIDS infested person, almost infected his wife with AIDS that he got off someone else while cheating on his wife.
    Halle Berry's mother is white, her father is black. Her black father beat her mother and abandoned them.
    Farrakhan - anti Semitic elitist foul violence mongering horrible person. Should be in prison.
    Mike Tyson, rapist, convicted and chronic.
    Don King - convicted murderer, high roller promoter. Convicted murders should not be popular negro role models.
    Ike Turner, beat his wife Tina.
    Bobby Brown, beat the shit out of Whitney Houston. (Also sentenced to 75 days in Jail for driving while drunk, in addition to beating Whitney)
    And Condy Rice, Clarence Thomas and Colin Powell are traitors? This is what kills me the most about liberals. Some good conservative hard working people like Rice and Powell get themselves out of the fucking gutter, and their own fucking people stab them in the back.

    Get some real leadership, or face doom. You liberal fucking scum, you are a disgrace to yourselves.
  44. Re:Contract with the networks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Turner CEO: "PVR Users Are Thieves"
    Death to Tuner and his pro fucking towelhead CNN, crescent news network. DEATH TO FUCKING TURNER! DEATH!
    I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.
    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *


    These liberals scare you in today's world from saying the "N" word.
    These liberals tell you race mixing is ok.
    These same liberals say pledge of allegiance to the flag is wrong in school.
    These same liberals say gays are ok in boy scouts, since when is a thirteen year old gay?
    These same liberals say no to guns.
    These same liberals smoke 3 packs a day and then sue the tobacco companies.
    These same liberals increase your taxes and then spend it overseas while taking vacations on their own islands.
    These same liberals give the "minorities" legalized racism.
    To hell with all of you.
    HAVE PRIDE in YOUR CULTURE - Be a WESTERNER. Fuck Islam, fuck China, fuck all the other Eastern backward assholes. They live in a pit of shit.
    "There is a class of colored people who make a business of keeping the troubles, the wrongs, and the hardships of the negro race before the public. Some of these people do not want the negro to lose his grievances, because they do not want to lose their jobs. There is a certain class of race-problem solvers who don't want the patient to get well. - Booker T. Washington, 1911
    SHEOCRACY - KLINTON KOOL-AID - CLITLER - HIJACK-SON
    CLIPPED HAIR, MEAN-FACED - LEXUS LIBERALS
    NATIONAL ORGANIZATION OF WITCHES
    9TH JERK-IT COURT OF SCHLAMIELS
    TRICKLE DOWN IMMORALITY - SECRETARY OF HATE (Ashcroft)
    WHEEL CHAIR MAFIA (For all the whiney cripple shits)
    KLIN-TONGS - FA-TASSES (A play on fucker Yasser's FATAH)
    SHEEPLE - THE LAST LADY (Death to Hillary CLINTOON)
    TURD-WORLD (The shit holes that are not America)
    GOVERNMENT-MEDIA-COMPLEX (Fuck Disney, Fuck Eisner, Fuck them ALL)
    FEMI-FASCISTS - DEMN-CATS - DUNGISM - YAGS
    WOOLY-HAIR LIBERAL - ANAL RIGHTS (For all the fags who want the public to pay for their AIDS medications - FUCK OFF)
    AND Blacks with self respect, THROW OUT YOUR HORRIBLE LEADERSHIP.
    Jesse Jackson a confirmed dirty foul thief, adulterer, lied about having college degree, was never ordained as a minister. Extortionist.
    Michael Jackson, pedophile.
    OJ Simpson, murderer.
    Michael Jordan, adulterer.
    Rap Stars, categorically, murdering, drug pushing, anti society homicidal maniacs show project a most disgusting but exceedingly popular image of ghetto violence and culture.
    Magic Johnson, adulterous AIDS infested person, almost infected his wife with AIDS that he got off someone else while cheating on his wife.
    Halle Berry's mother is white, her father is black. Her black father beat her mother and abandoned them.
    Farrakhan - anti Semitic elitist foul violence mongering horrible person. Should be in prison.
    Mike Tyson, rapist, convicted and chronic.
    Don King - convicted murderer, high roller promoter. Convicted murders should not be popular negro role models.
    Ike Turner, beat his wife Tina.
    Bobby Brown, beat the shit out of Whitney Houston. (Also sentenced to 75 days in Jail for driving while drunk, in addition to beating Whitney)
    And Condy Rice, Clarence Thomas and Colin Powell are traitors? This is what kills me the most about liberals. Some good conservative hard working people like Rice and Powell get themselves out of the fucking gutter, and their own fucking people stab them in the back.
    Get some real leadership, or face doom. You liberal fucking scum, you are a disgrace to yourselves.
  45. Re:Linux is dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on A/V Data Collection Using Linux?
    I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.
    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *


    These liberals scare you in today's world from saying the "N" word.
    These liberals tell you race mixing is ok.
    These same liberals say pledge of allegiance to the flag is wrong in school.
    These same liberals say gays are ok in boy scouts, since when is a thirteen year old gay?
    These same liberals say no to guns.
    These same liberals smoke 3 packs a day and then sue the tobacco companies.
    These same liberals increase your taxes and then spend it overseas while taking vacations on their own islands.
    These same liberals give the "minorities" legalized racism.
    To hell with all of you.
    HAVE PRIDE in YOUR CULTURE - Be a WESTERNER. Fuck Islam, fuck China, fuck all the other Eastern backward assholes. They live in a pit of shit.
    "There is a class of colored people who make a business of keeping the troubles, the wrongs, and the hardships of the negro race before the public. Some of these people do not want the negro to lose his grievances, because they do not want to lose their jobs. There is a certain class of race-problem solvers who don't want the patient to get well. - Booker T. Washington, 1911
    SHEOCRACY - KLINTON KOOL-AID - CLITLER - HIJACK-SON
    CLIPPED HAIR, MEAN-FACED - LEXUS LIBERALS
    NATIONAL ORGANIZATION OF WITCHES
    9TH JERK-IT COURT OF SCHLAMIELS
    TRICKLE DOWN IMMORALITY - SECRETARY OF HATE (Ashcroft)
    WHEEL CHAIR MAFIA (For all the whiney cripple shits)
    KLIN-TONGS - FA-TASSES (A play on fucker Yasser's FATAH)
    SHEEPLE - THE LAST LADY (Death to Hillary CLINTOON)
    TURD-WORLD (The shit holes that are not America)
    GOVERNMENT-MEDIA-COMPLEX (Fuck Disney, Fuck Eisner, Fuck them ALL)
    FEMI-FASCISTS - DEMN-CATS - DUNGISM - YAGS
    WOOLY-HAIR LIBERAL - ANAL RIGHTS (For all the fags who want the public to pay for their AIDS medications - FUCK OFF)
    AND Blacks with self respect, THROW OUT YOUR HORRIBLE LEADERSHIP.
    Jesse Jackson a confirmed dirty foul thief, adulterer, lied about having college degree, was never ordained as a minister. Extortionist.
    Michael Jackson, pedophile.
    OJ Simpson, murderer.
    Michael Jordan, adulterer.
    Rap Stars, categorically, murdering, drug pushing, anti society homicidal maniacs show project a most disgusting but exceedingly popular image of ghetto violence and culture.
    Magic Johnson, adulterous AIDS infested person, almost infected his wife with AIDS that he got off someone else while cheating on his wife.
    Halle Berry's mother is white, her father is black. Her black father beat her mother and abandoned them.
    Farrakhan - anti Semitic elitist foul violence mongering horrible person. Should be in prison.
    Mike Tyson, rapist, convicted and chronic.
    Don King - convicted murderer, high roller promoter. Convicted murders should not be popular negro role models.
    Ike Turner, beat his wife Tina.
    Bobby Brown, beat the shit out of Whitney Houston. (Also sentenced to 75 days in Jail for driving while drunk, in addition to beating Whitney)
    And Condy Rice, Clarence Thomas and Colin Powell are traitors? This is what kills me the most about liberals. Some good conservative hard working people like Rice and Powell get themselves out of the fucking gutter, and their own fucking people stab them in the back.
    Get some real leadership, or face doom. You liberal fucking scum, you are a disgrace to yourselves.
    Death to Yasser Ratfuck. Death to all of Islam.
  46. Hi, how are you? I'm here to poast. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on A/V Data Collection Using Linux?
    I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.
    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!


    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *


    These liberals scare you in today's world from saying the "N" word.
    These liberals tell you race mixing is ok.
    These same liberals say pledge of allegiance to the flag is wrong in school.
    These same liberals say gays are ok in boy scouts, since when is a thirteen year old gay?
    These same liberals say no to guns.
    These same liberals smoke 3 packs a day and then sue the tobacco companies.
    These same liberals increase your taxes and then spend it overseas while taking vacations on their own islands.
    These same liberals give the "minorities" legalized racism.
    To hell with all of you.
    HAVE PRIDE in YOUR CULTURE - Be a WESTERNER. Fuck Islam, fuck China, fuck all the other Eastern backward assholes. They live in a pit of shit.
    "There is a class of colored people who make a business of keeping the troubles, the wrongs, and the hardships of the negro race before the public. Some of these people do not want the negro to lose his grievances, because they do not want to lose their jobs. There is a certain class of race-problem solvers who don't want the patient to get well. - Booker T. Washington, 1911
    SHEOCRACY - KLINTON KOOL-AID - CLITLER - HIJACK-SON
    CLIPPED HAIR, MEAN-FACED - LEXUS LIBERALS
    NATIONAL ORGANIZATION OF WITCHES
    9TH JERK-IT COURT OF SCHLAMIELS
    TRICKLE DOWN IMMORALITY - SECRETARY OF HATE (Ashcroft)
    WHEEL CHAIR MAFIA (For all the whiney cripple shits)
    KLIN-TONGS - FA-TASSES (A play on fucker Yasser's FATAH)
    SHEEPLE - THE LAST LADY (Death to Hillary CLINTOON)
    TURD-WORLD (The shit holes that are not America)
    GOVERNMENT-MEDIA-COMPLEX (Fuck Disney, Fuck Eisner, Fuck them ALL)
    FEMI-FASCISTS - DEMN-CATS - DUNGISM - YAGS
    WOOLY-HAIR LIBERAL - ANAL RIGHTS (For all the fags who want the public to pay for their AIDS medications - FUCK OFF)
    AND Blacks with self respect, THROW OUT YOUR HORRIBLE LEADERSHIP.
    Jesse Jackson a confirmed dirty foul thief, adulterer, lied about having college degree, was never ordained as a minister. Extortionist.
    Michael Jackson, pedophile.
    OJ Simpson, murderer.
    Michael Jordan, adulterer.
    Rap Stars, categorically, murdering, drug pushing, anti society homicidal maniacs show project a most disgusting but exceedingly popular image of ghetto violence and culture.
    Magic Johnson, adulterous AIDS infested person, almost infected his wife with AIDS that he got off someone else while cheating on his wife.
    Halle Berry's mother is white, her father is black. Her black father beat her mother and abandoned them.
    Farrakhan - anti Semitic elitist foul violence mongering horrible person. Should be in prison.
    Mike Tyson, rapist, convicted and chronic.
    Don King - convicted murderer, high roller promoter. Convicted murders should not be popular negro role models.
    Ike Turner, beat his wife Tina.
    Bobby Brown, beat the shit out of Whitney Houston. (Also sentenced to 75 days in Jail for driving while drunk, in addition to beating Whitney)
    And Condy Rice, Clarence Thomas and Colin Powell are traitors? This is what kills me the most about liberals. Some good conservative hard working people like Rice and Powell get themselves out of the fucking gutter, and their own fucking people stab them in the back.
    Get some real leadership, or face doom. You liberal fucking scum, you are a disgrace to yourselves.
  47. Rip Me a New One NELLY! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1 · on A Leaner DSL Bill Introduced
    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah manmeat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    2 cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    a Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated manpussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic 1 HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UGH HUH
    Classic 2 Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic 3 More Ass stretchin goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kinda looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse SEE THE Prym3 number flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor

    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

    BSD is DYING.


    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cBSD_c\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_BSD_c|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_BSD_c/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

  48. First Fucking Poast fuckers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Hot Interconnects, Anyone?
    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah manmeat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    2 cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    a Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated manpussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic 1 HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UGH HUH
    Classic 2 Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic 3 More Ass stretchin goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kinda looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse SEE THE Prym3 number flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor

    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

    BSD is DYING.


    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cBSD_c\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_BSD_c|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_BSD_c/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

  49. Re:Haiku for *BSD Its now TRUE. BSD is dying. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Jordan Hubbard Resigns from FreeBSD Core
    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah manmeat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    2 cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    a Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated manpussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic 1 HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UGH HUH
    Classic 2 Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic 3 More Ass stretchin goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kinda looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse SEE THE Prym3 number flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor

    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

    BSD is DYING.


    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cBSD_c\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_BSD_c|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_BSD_c/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

  50. Re:fuckin goat fuckers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Linux On a Used Cash Register
    Fuck off, GOAT KORAN
    Classic GOAT HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic GOAT Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic GOAT More Ass stretchin goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE (Fuck Steve Slobs, that ass fucking manass).
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kinda looks like Tak0 from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft PFFFFFftftftftfffffffffT
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse SEE THE Prym3 number flow like the river SHIT - Fucking the goat man is shitting prime numbers.
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets! VISIT TROLLAXOR!

    Goatsex goatsex GOATSEX Goat Sex animal sex bestiality
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cgc c
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\cccccc co
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|cccc cca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:cc ccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|c ccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc :cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\cccc c|ccccxc c
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|ccc c*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|cc ccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|c cc co
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/cc c ca
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/ccc c ct
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)ccccccc|cc(___>ccc/cc\cc c cs
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\______/cc//c_/c/ccccc\c cce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc |ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'cccccccccccc c|cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc _/c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccc cccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\cccccc ccccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\cccc ccccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cc cccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc |ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *