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Turner CEO: "PVR Users Are Thieves"

mrbrown1602 writes: "It was bound to happen - 2600.com is reporting that Turner Broadcasting CEO Jamie Kellner is calling PVR users thieves. When asked why personal video recorders are bad for the industry, Keller says 'Because of the ad skips.... It's theft. Your contract with the network when you get the show is you're going to watch the spots. Otherwise you couldn't get the show on an ad-supported basis. Any time you skip a commercial or watch the button you're actually stealing the programming.' Since when have we made contracts with the broadcasters for watching their content? More of the 2600 article can be found here."

906 comments

  1. Contract with the networks by spookysuicide · · Score: 3, Funny

    Apparently there was no clause in the contract about quality of programming, have you seen the crap on TNT?

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    1. Re:Contract with the networks by spookysuicide · · Score: 4, Funny

      And on another note, on most of the turner stations, the ads are the best thing they're broadcasting.

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    2. Re:Contract with the networks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dude... you look at pics of men shoving things up their ass... you have links to them.. i dont think you should question anything about anyone else.. maybe you should worry about yourself for a second...

    3. Re:Contract with the networks by rmadmin · · Score: 1

      You watch the adds? I don't see what the big deal is. Am I also a thief due to the fact that every time a commercial comes on, I get up, take a leak, and then mollest my girlfriend a tad? Same concept, just skipping the advertisements.

    4. Re:Contract with the networks by Phreakiture · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The usage is not free of charge, in fact, it is rather pricey. They pay a license fee to the FCC, and have to renew every couple of years....

      Now, about this contract..... I didn't sign any contract. I challeng the networks to produce for me the contract I allegedly agreed to, and explain to me through what mechanism I allegedly agreed to this.

      Lastly, how about we put together a contract for the networks. Something along the line of the Software Vendor License Agreement mentioned on /. yesterday?

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    5. Re:Contract with the networks by Golias · · Score: 5, Insightful
      An FCC license in a minimal expense compared to what it cost to run a broadcast station. An FCC license is provided (at a small fee) in exchange for keeping other would-be broadcasters from crouding out your signal, it is not a lease of the frequency itself. Use of the frequency is allowed for free, and in exchange, the broadcaster must agree to serve the public interest. Serving the pubic interest, for these purposes, include doing whatever the FCC says is required, (i.e., broadcasting news updates and station ID each hour on radio stations, playing PSA's, etc.)

      If broadcasting rights were parceled out like land, and auctioned to the highest bidder, the would cost an order of magnatude higher than an FCC license fee. The market value of bandwiths is huge.

      All this is actually off-topic though, because Turner networks are all cable channels, and therefore are not regulated by the FCC. They can broadcast whatever the fuck they want, and no, there is no implied contract that you will watch their ads, because you are paying a cable company to watch their channel, who in turn pays them, and the requirements of all parties are spelled out in black and white on your cable subscription agreement.

      The Turner rep who said this is actually flat-out wrong.

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    6. Re:Contract with the networks by bleckywelcky · · Score: 3, Insightful


      I wonder if the 'channel up' and 'channel down' buttons are in violation of this "contract" as well. Under their train of thought anyone who changes the channel during commercials, or even gets up from the TV to get something to eat or use the bathroom during commercials is a criminal. I know I for one find a couple shows to watch at the same time, and always flip between channels when commercials come on. It always annoys me when the stations time their commercials together too, heh. Well, at least I don't have to watch both sets of commercials... or do I?

    7. Re:Contract with the networks by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      most of the turner stations, the ads are the best thing they're broadcasting.

      This could be said of most TV in general. I rarely even tune in anymore, which makes the decision to get a PVR tougher to defend. Probably has something to do with rather being out on the bike, watching the sunset/moonrise or reading. For all the accolades of new shows, most of which are on cable and another expense I'd have to face, not much seems to be worth it. Judging, IMHO, the current crop of shows and how lame writing has become (you know it's really bad when you catch an old episode of Dick Van Dyke and by comparison it's much more entertaining), a renegotiation of the contract is called for.

      But do people complain? None that I know, we just tune out.

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    8. Re:Contract with the networks by arivanov · · Score: 2, Informative

      Why funny. It is insightful. Absolutely agree. Most of TV especially daytime can be watched only by indivudals that have had their brain completely amputated.

      Valid not just for TNT and US.

      I hardly watch more then one film a month nowdays. The rest can be obtained on DVDs and the bbc news site contains more information than their news programs anyway.

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    9. Re:Contract with the networks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      And as the advertising companies pay less for the ads, the programming will get worse.

      Why don't people realize that broadcast TV, and even superstations only have programming to sell advertisements, and only have programming because they do sell advertisments.

      The same mentality exists in this vein as well as in music, or anything else. Just because you like what I produce (music, acting, whatever), and I am the hottest thing in the pop culture right now, doesn't mean I am rich. People assume fame equals money, and don't want to contribute more to that money. After enough people decide they don't want to contribute, I am broke, and have to start flipping burgers, and not make music, just to make ends meet.

    10. Re:Contract with the networks by bdgcorp · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Just Stop Watching. Stop paying for Cable. Don't give them so much leverage by being one of their lemmings...

    11. Re:Contract with the networks by rmcrob · · Score: 1

      Does my supposed contract with the networks allow me to go to the bathroom during commercials?

      Aren't there some kind of viewing rate statistics figured into the advertising bill? Does the advertiser suppose everyone is watching the stupid commercial and pay for that? Seems to me that the networks owe a lot of money back to the advertisers, if that is the case?

    12. Re:Contract with the networks by randomsample · · Score: 1

      This is where the rubber meets the road, they realize that the American Citizen will not go without cable for even 1 month it would be far too inconvenient. From the time we were toddlers we have been parked in front of the TV set so Mom could get things done.......and we're still there. Too wrapped up in making sure we have a better minivan than the guy next door, to keep tabs on our elected officials. Apathy got us here, and if we let it.......it will be our guide to the future.
      I've ditched cable, refuse to buy a Dvd player, don't pay $$ to go to movies. In short when you spend time with PEOPLE, the Entertainment Conspiracy becomes little more than background noise. It just takes some getting used to. I do still like my broadband though.......no man is an Island

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    13. Re:Contract with the networks by invenustus · · Score: 1
      Does my supposed contract with the networks allow me to go to the bathroom during commercials?
      RTFA. They asked him that question, and he answered it:
      I guess there's a certain amount of tolerance for going to the bathroom. But if you formalize it and you create a device that skips certain second increments, you've got that only for one reason, unless you go to the bathroom for 30 seconds. They've done that just to make it easy for someone to skip a commercial.
      Add me to the list of users who think we need a (-1, Didn't Read Article) moderation option.
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    14. Re:Contract with the networks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was answered in the article, AND on the thread. You know those words in Slashdot stories that are a different color from the rest? Those are links to articles. If you READ the articles, sometimes your really intelligent points turn out not to be as original as you thought.

    15. Re:Contract with the networks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forget, people already DO pay for cable! In my mind, if I pay for something, then ... I paid for it!
      If I order a supreme pizza and it comes with onions, damn straight I'm picking the onions off. If you come over to me and say "sir, our contract dictates that you must eat the onions on our pizza", you know where I'm going to shove your onions?

      Exactly.

    16. Re:Contract with the networks by TheMostBob · · Score: 1

      hmmm....minute-man, huh? :-)

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    17. Re:Contract with the networks by sabinm · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And as the advertising companies pay less for the ads, the programming will get worse.

      Why don't people realize that broadcast TV, and even superstations only have programming to sell advertisements, and only have programming because they do sell advertisments.


      That is only half the truth. Most likely, what the broadcast stations really want is to maintain their monopoly position (yes, they do have a monopoly position for their specific market). In other words, they want to remain price makers and not be price takers.

      In the worst nightmare for the broadcast stations, advertisers will move from paying broadcasters to paying pvr makers. You will just get your advertisements through your pvr, or you will have to record and view a certain amount each month in order to remain active with your pvr account and services.

      The broadcast companies will no longer be able to name their price, and will most likely bid for space in the pvr arena. That is what the broadcast fears. There will be no reduction in programming or quality of programming, or people watching, the market will just shift its focust to greener pastures. So no the artist won't starve and you'll still get your good programing. Just instead of "Must See TV", there will be "Must Record TV" brought to you by TiVo, Budweiser, Coca-Cola, and McDonalds.

      Getting so you can't tell the pigs from the humans. (paraphrasing from George Orwell's Animal Farm)

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    18. Re:Contract with the networks by Falcula · · Score: 1

      You are allowed to go to the bathroom, but you'd best be sure to miss a commercial with which you are already familiar.

      You don't want to do poorly on the test.

      Eyes front! Stop Talking!....are you chewing GUM?

    19. Re:Contract with the networks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really, for the explanation behind this, all you need to do is recognize the name `Turner` in the original msg.

      Ted Turner, IMHO, is a one-world globalist who, if made king of Earth for a day, would make the freedom enjoyed by the citizens of North Korea look enviable. If he had his way, TV would work like the Matrix or something. You'd have it jammed right into your brain. Ads and all.

    20. Re:Contract with the networks by Sloth503 · · Score: 1

      At the end of the article, he said:
      "I guess there's a certain amount of tolerance for going to the bathroom. But if you formalize it and you create a device that skips certain second increments, you've got that only for one reason, unless you go to the bathroom for 30 seconds. They've done that just to make it easy for someone to skip a commercial." Heaven forbid."

      This isn't completely accurate. I hate to admit it but I watch college football and the 30 second skip feature allows for the exact amount of time to pass between a down and the begining of the next play. It's great for when I'm in a hurry and don't care to see the replays or if they got a first down.

      pwb.

    21. Re:Contract with the networks by rmcrob · · Score: 1

      My bad. Your bad attitude.

    22. Re:Contract with the networks by eam · · Score: 1

      I apologize in advance for posting the extremely obvious comment below, but I can't help myself. I can't resist the urge to put it in writing.

      Jamie Kellner is an asshole.

      Sorry about that.

    23. Re:Contract with the networks by Ioncable · · Score: 1

      Funny thing is all the Cable and BroadCast Networks get paid by the Cable Operators to "deliver" the content. So, what is happening is the TNT is worried that it is loosing it's double-dip of money. 1. From the ads and 2. from the Cable companies. I pay my cable bill. The cable company pays TNT. I've paid from the show. End of Contract.

    24. Re:Contract with the networks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do entirely sign in blood and agree to:
      -- 1. Never leave a tv show in progress, at the risk of severe kidney stones, to go to the 'other room'
      -- 2. Never ever blink during a commercial
      -- 3. Never ever answer the phone during a show

      :)

    25. Re:Contract with the networks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In short when you spend time with PEOPLE, the Entertainment Conspiracy becomes little more than background noise

      Who let this guy in? Spend time with people?!?!? WTF?

    26. Re:Contract with the networks by mr-ixo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Something occurred to me that I have not heard much and I'd like to strengthen the meme.

      The problem with television is twofold:

      1) The makers of shows are not responsible to the viewers of shows. Only to the advertizers. Shows are design to be containers for ads, not to be informative or entertaining. It happens that both information and entertainment do happen, but only accidently. So we could view television as the disease vector spreading the advertizers memes: "Buy our crap or you are a worthless waste of space!"

      2) We have to pay for advertizing even if we don't watch televison in higher prices for everything that we buy. If you don't think that advertizers "adjust" their prices based on what they pay to advertize, then you must be from some really weird brain-dead planet. I know that some people argue that the current system serves us in that we now have a huge choice in products available to us. This agument however is wrong. Or as a good friend of mine says: "It's not EVEN wrong." Why is left as an exercise for the reader.

      So a new meme might be: given that we have to pay for it anyway, wouldn't it be better to pay for it more directly? And maybe have more direct control over it as well? Unfortunately, getting from the current system to any other system, let alone one that would prevent some scum-sucking low-lifes from skimming off huge profits for basically no real return, seems impossible. Sigh.

    27. Re:Contract with the networks by randomsample · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that really does not read as I intended.

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    28. Re:Contract with the networks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      losing

      why do so many people that post here spell that incorrectly?

    29. Re:Contract with the networks by AndyChrist · · Score: 2

      People? That's not high on my list of favorite magazines.

    30. Re:Contract with the networks by BalkanBoy · · Score: 1

      Dont bash TNT bitch! They're the only channel devoted to Star Trek: TNG for now :).

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    31. Re:Contract with the networks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd like to properly express to him my gratitude for so generously and graciously allowing us that liberty, but his secretary won't schedule an appointment for him in a dark alley with me and a 2x4. Jeez, how arrogant and condescending can he be?

    32. Re:Contract with the networks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gimme a break.. have you watched TNN lately?

  2. Is it also theft to just NOT WATCH the ads? by splorf · · Score: 2

    Give me a break. Next they'll ban remote controls that let you turn the sound off during ads.

    1. Re:Is it also theft to just NOT WATCH the ads? by ankit · · Score: 1

      And when that is done, they will ban people not looking at the TV when the ads are playing, or not paying attention to ads.

      And next, they will make it compulsory for people to 'respond' to ads by buying whatever they are trying to sell...

      Thank God I dont have a tv!
      Oh wait... they can do this with magazines and the internet as well!!!

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    2. Re:Is it also theft to just NOT WATCH the ads? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Is closing your eyes or going for a pee allowed?

    3. Re:Is it also theft to just NOT WATCH the ads? by ragefan · · Score: 1
      Thank God I dont have a tv!

      Oh wait... they can do this with magazines and the internet as well!!!

      Uhh... it's stealing content to not look at the ads in magazines and newspapers, and to not click on *every* banner ad... :-)

    4. Re:Is it also theft to just NOT WATCH the ads? by rickymoz · · Score: 1

      I was fearing this will come sooner or later. I'm just wondering they don't call it "Copyright theft" like the Dallas Morning News Thread from yesterday.

      What those companies would like is to controll everything we do, like

      "Now YOU watch this, don't turn your head and watch out of the window - no! Watch this (especially if it's a commercial) and listen to closely. You will understand why you want to buy this product, even if you don't need it. And Hey! don't turn off the sound, just watching is not enough. If you don't, we will sue you, because you are a thief, you are violating the copyright."

      Big Brother, 1984... Well, for sure, now we are slowly but surely coming to this date...

    5. Re:Is it also theft to just NOT WATCH the ads? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're allowed to close your eyes for a "reasonable amount of time", no more.

    6. Re:Is it also theft to just NOT WATCH the ads? by Janax · · Score: 1

      Next there will be legislated monitors installed into screens to monitor the rate you blink during ads. A maximum rate of tolerance will be assigned otherwise you will be in violation. Covering up this device will also be illegal.

      No more falling asleep on the sofa in front of the screen either! Same goes for the TV in the bedroom...

    7. Re:Is it also theft to just NOT WATCH the ads? by minus9 · · Score: 1

      "Oh wait... they can do this with magazines and the internet as well!!!"

      And on busses and in the subway and written on the sky, but not in dreams, never in our dreams.

      -- Fry

    8. Re:Is it also theft to just NOT WATCH the ads? by junklight · · Score: 1

      "Thank God I dont have a tv!"

      lawbreaker!

    9. Re:Is it also theft to just NOT WATCH the ads? by ThePilgrim · · Score: 4, Funny

      Smith. 487536 Smith, Winston. I saw you blinking suring that advert.

      BB is watching you.

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    10. Re:Is it also theft to just NOT WATCH the ads? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Makes me think...
      is it also theft not to watch TV at all, or not to watch a specific channel? Am i robbing every other station if i watch PBS? Do i need one TV set for every station i can receive, having them on all the time, not mute of course? What about visiting the loo while an ad runs? Should i wear diapers while watching TV? Where have this guy been when they handed out the brains?

    11. Re:Is it also theft to just NOT WATCH the ads? by ankit · · Score: 1

      but not in dreams, never in our dreams.

      You havent read 1984 by George Orwell, have you?

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    12. Re:Is it also theft to just NOT WATCH the ads? by sallen · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Give me a break. Next they'll ban remote controls that let you turn the sound off during ads.


      If he thinks I have a contract to watch the ads, then he also had a contract: (1) to go back to just showing about 2 minutes of spots every 15 minutes instead of making them every 7 or 8 minutes and taking more than 1/2 of the time; (2) to not have my volume blasted when an ad comes on.

      I signed no contract with him or anyone else to watch commercials. But I do question that all seem to put commercials on the same time. Is that collusion between networks???

    13. Re:Is it also theft to just NOT WATCH the ads? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Big Brother, 1984... Well, for sure, now we are slowly but surely coming to this date...

      I REALLY need to read that book. Over the past 10 years something really bad has been taking root in certain industries that frightens the hell out of me. It's being topped off by things like that Dallas Morning News "deep linking" article and this kind of thing where you have some "contract" that forces you to view advertisements in exchange for content on television. How the hell did we let this happen? 10 years ago these kinds of articles would have been laughed out of existence before they left the editor's desk. Now they're actually taking this seriously?

      Where do you go from where we are now? We have advertising and commercialism everywhere except the deepest reaches of the scant wilderness still left in this country. Even when you go away camping you're still assaulted with logos and images of the sporting goods industry present on almost any piece of equipment you could possibly imagine advertising their name. Is it safe anywhere anymore? Someone needs to organize a good old fashioned boycott. I wish I had the willpower to resist the MPAA and RIAA completely and just shut off my TV, refuse to listen to the radio or non-indie music, and forget about my DVD collection. I'm a media whore and it scares the living fuck out of me. I can't even go onto the Internet anymore without being assaulted with banner ads of all makes and models. Flash ads, huge popups and popunders, ads in the middle of the content, etc. In 1994 when I started playing with the web there was NONE of that. You could go to a site and it would be completely ad-free. It's impossible to find sites like that anymore unless they're somebody's small homepage. Ah well, fuck it.

    14. Re:Is it also theft to just NOT WATCH the ads? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where have this guy been when they handed out the brains?

      Where most of these clowns were: marketing class.

    15. Re:Is it also theft to just NOT WATCH the ads? by Skater · · Score: 1

      Or come up with a restraint that prevents you from going to the bathroom during commercials...

      --RJ

    16. Re:Is it also theft to just NOT WATCH the ads? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Theft is defined as whatever the ruling class says
      is theft. More so with ethics, whatever the
      ruling class says in order to contro your behavior (free of charge), that
      what ethics is. Depending on the situation, of
      course, don't get the idea that they have to
      be consistent: it all depends on what the say
      on this particular situation at this particular moment.

    17. Re:Is it also theft to just NOT WATCH the ads? by jordan_a · · Score: 1

      I think that the reason ads all seem to come on at once is most stations begin a program at the same time. And they all have the basic pattern of 7 or 8 minutes of show 2 minutes of ads.

    18. Re:Is it also theft to just NOT WATCH the ads? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I visited the States last year and was very very sorry for you all.

      Not only are the adverts all the time but they advertise such rubbish, we have our share of bad adverts here in the UK but your adverts are permantly bad, ye gads.

      I can only conclude that we are all doomed or adverts suck your will to live

    19. Re:Is it also theft to just NOT WATCH the ads? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aparently, he hasn't watched Futurama either.

    20. Re:Is it also theft to just NOT WATCH the ads? by uradu · · Score: 2

      > Where have this guy been when they handed out the brains?

      He asked for a milk shake, extra thick.

    21. Re:Is it also theft to just NOT WATCH the ads? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not blame me for theft since I've seen many car ads and have not bought any yet. And not buying any in the future either, if I can help it. Not that any inane 'buy car and feel good' message is going to change my mind, either...

    22. Re:Is it also theft to just NOT WATCH the ads? by OroMan · · Score: 0

      I can't wait till I can have some kids, and do a deal with the TV companies to spread my expected ad viewing requirement time over them... or maybe they can pay me to have kids so I can sell viewing time to them! "The all new CraaapCo (TM) Family entertainment unit, comes complete with 1 fully endorsed certificate guaranteeing the bearer to the right to have one child."** **offer valid with minimum viewership subscribtion of 20 years and is non transferrable. Your child could be at risk if you fail to meet minimum viewing requirements. No refunds; not valid in conjunction with any other family offers.

    23. Re:Is it also theft to just NOT WATCH the ads? by Hyperfrog · · Score: 1
      Actually, there is a valid reason for this (believe it or not). There are laws pertaining to exactly how many minutes of ads channels can show per hour. They tend to get fined severely if they cross these set time limits by even 10 seconds. However, the law also makes a distinction between viewing times: such that they basically can show more ads after 9:30 at night.

      Ever notice that you get more ads after 9:30? Right. Now, as the why your channel surfing produces ads at the same time: When you have a 1/2hr show and you need to show the maximum amount of ads in that time, you need to carefully split the ads with the program.. or the users will give up on the show altogether. The only reason you go back to the show is because you know the ads will stop in exactly 2 minutes and 30 seconds. You know there are three ad breaks in a 1/2 show, so you put up with it.

      On this point, this is a little bit like torture techniques: You learn that the human body can only take some much punishment. A torturer must walk an extremely fine line between convincing the victim that they will recover and actualling doing so much damage that the victim gives up and just dies.

      This is exactly what is happening here. The networks have measured exactly how long ads can be before the victim (you) switches off mentally. Be assured that if they could show more ads more frequently then they would.

      However, like most victims we're pretty spineless. Too much pain and we just turn off.

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    24. Re:Is it also theft to just NOT WATCH the ads? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, this is remeniscent of the Max Headroom returning to TV thread. In Max Headroom, it was illegal to have an OFF button, and they were scandalized to find someone who had rigged an off button onto thier TV.

    25. Re:Is it also theft to just NOT WATCH the ads? by Pyrosophy · · Score: 1

      Every ethical theorist I know of tries to present a consistent theory. It doesn't matter what the ruling class WANTS ethics to be -- that would be saying they can't be unethical, which isn't true.

    26. Re:Is it also theft to just NOT WATCH the ads? by UberChuckie · · Score: 0

      ... and the fast-forward button :)

    27. Re:Is it also theft to just NOT WATCH the ads? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's moral relativism. What's ok for them might not be for you. The point is that they're the ruling class and what *you* think doesn't necessarily count.

    28. Re:Is it also theft to just NOT WATCH the ads? by porges · · Score: 1

      You're allowed to close your eyes for a "reasonable amount of time", no more.

      What if I just happen to blink......really....slowly.....?

    29. Re:Is it also theft to just NOT WATCH the ads? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      good thing I keep a supply of empty beer bottles
      next to my chair.

    30. Re:Is it also theft to just NOT WATCH the ads? by sallen · · Score: 2
      Actually, there is a valid reason for this (believe it or not). There are laws pertaining to exactly how many minutes of ads channels can show per hour. They tend to get fined severely if they cross these set time limits by even 10 seconds. However, the law also makes a distinction between viewing times: such that they basically can show more ads after 9:30 at night.


      I disagree to an extent. First, I believe that is (or was) for broadcast TV only, channels that use publically provided airways not cable only channels. Secondly, was that a 'law' or was that a restriction in place that was 'agreed to' and required to retain NAB or similar membership? I think any regulation came under pressure when the FCC attempted to block some of the UHF channels that were purchased by some of the shopping channels and used 24X7 for 'commercial selling' and the use of infomercials which were full 1/2 of full hour commercials. I don't think they got anywhere. I believe the only thing they were able to do was, on the over air channels, still require the station id every so many minutes, some minimum childrens and public service programming, all of which, I believe, ARE based on regulation.

  3. what an asshole by fz00 · · Score: 0

    i suppose he hasn't heard of a vcr which has the same exact technology. or cable tv for that matter.

    1. Re:what an asshole by Khan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I was thinking the exact same thing in referance to VCR's. This fucktard obviously has never seen my l33t skillz of fast forwarding through all of the commercials and hitting "play" right before the show comes back on. Oh yeah, I tend to tape almost EVERYTHING I watch for the explicite reson of skipping commercials and if I am watching something live, I'm the fastest MUTE button clicker in the MidWest. These morons just dont get it.

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  4. Broadcast Data by sflanker · · Score: 4, Funny

    How does receiving publicly broadcast data bind you to a contract? It wasn't in the EULA when I bought my TV.

    1. Re:Broadcast Data by Quixote · · Score: 2

      How does receiving publicly broadcast data bind you to a contract? It wasn't in the EULA when I bought my TV.
      See that little red button on the remote? The one that says "power" or "pwr" ?
      Yep, clicking on that button made you agree to and sign the EULA.
      Isn't technology amazing!?!?

    2. Re:Broadcast Data by Grape+Shasta · · Score: 2
      How does receiving publicly broadcast data bind you to a contract?

      I totally agree with this. In fact, I'd take it a step farther - if something is broadcast freely to the general public, then I think it should be implied that we can do what we want with that data. I have the first five seasons of the X-files on videotape. I'd love to sell those to someone on Ebay, but I can't, even though those shows have been broadcast freely across the country. It makes no sense.

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      "I am a cipher, a cipher, wrapped in an enigma, smothered in secret sauce" -Jimmy James
  5. Ha Ha friggin Ha. by Erik_Kahl · · Score: 5, Insightful



    This is silly. I pay my damned cable company ~50 for the right to watch whatever portion I want of what they send down the wire. I didn't agree to watch everything they offer.

    Are they going to come and beat me now up if I flip the channel during a commercial. I almost always do.

    This is silly.

    1. Re:Ha Ha friggin Ha. by mpe · · Score: 2

      Are they going to come and beat me now up if I flip the channel during a commercial. I almost always do.

      A way TV companies have tried to counter this is synchronised commercial breaks, so that channel hopping will simply get another commercial, sometimes even the same commercial...

    2. Re:Ha Ha friggin Ha. by hdparm · · Score: 1
      True.

      New Zealand state TV has masterred this in last couple of years. This doesn't bodder me much though, since I watch Sky (when I watch TV) but I still have to pay yearly subscription for state TV's unbelievable crap.

      On a side note, my strong feeling is that all this shit is slowly getting out of hand and future doesn't look very bright. We don't seem to be doing much and if we do it happens too late.

    3. Re:Ha Ha friggin Ha. by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      Hmm, havn't you ever noticed that all 30 minute shows start at the same time. Given only 30 minutes and generally the same amount of commercials, the need to spread the commerical out, seem to dictate that the commericals would start within 30 seconds to a minute of eachother. No big divious plot, but you think what you want, you could be right, you never know.

    4. Re:Ha Ha friggin Ha. by Hittite+Creosote · · Score: 1

      That probably explains how the BBC manages to keep its audience figures up then. Flip to avoid adverts, then stay...

    5. Re:Ha Ha friggin Ha. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even more funny: I have ATT as my cable provider, and I know for a fact that they are running some of their own (they sell 'em to people in the local area too) commercials over whatever popular channels there are commercials. If there is someone that should be sued it's definitely the cable providers.
      How do I know that they run their own commercials? Ever watched Jay Leno and then in the commercial breaks suddenly you only see half of a commercial you know that is much longer than that (cut off in the middle of a sentence anyone?) suddenly a commercial for ATT broadband comes up about how getting broadband Internet changed this retards life. I think it's pathetic. Even if they have an agreement that they are allowed to do it.

    6. Re:Ha Ha friggin Ha. by ShavenYak · · Score: 2

      I was attempting to watch some of the Stanley Cup playoffs last week, and noticed that the commercials were incredibly repetitive. ESPN and ESPN2 were both showing the exact same sequence of commercials during each commercial break. Five or six breaks during each period, all identical.

      Finally I starred flipping to the music channels during each commercial break. Sure, I might miss a bit of the game, but then again you can often miss goals during commercial breaks anyway.

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    7. Re:Ha Ha friggin Ha. by Triton_among_minnows · · Score: 1

      This goes along with my argument for not having cable TV. (Or a dish, or anything of that nature...) In the world of 'local' TV stations, commercials are needed to help cover the cost of the broadcast. In the world of cable/satalite TV, where people pay for a subscription to certain channels, the commercials are just a way of collecting even more money.

      Would anyone else pay a couple bucks more a month to get all the channels with none of the commercials?

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    8. Re:Ha Ha friggin Ha. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Turner's comment were on /. it would be at (-1, Flamebait) by now...

    9. Re:Ha Ha friggin Ha. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The extra money you pay to get TNT in your tiered system doesn't go to TNT.

      It is just the cable company making more money.

      That is why in certain states it is outlawed. If a cable company carries a channel that isn't a subscription channel, they can't charge any more for the channel. The logic being that you are paying for the service of the cable to your house, and they incurr no more cost (because they don't) to give you 30 advertising supported stations instead of 25.

  6. I have been a thief for decades! by aussersterne · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't look at ads anywhere -- on television, at the cinema, on shopping center walls... And yet I continue to keep my eyes open and see everything else!

    I am stealing all of society! I will crush the world economy! It is my evil masterplan!

    Bwahahaha! Ha-ha!

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    1. Re: I have been a thief for decades! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


      > I am stealing all of society! I will crush the world economy! It is my evil masterplan!

      I go further and add insult to injury, by getting up and making a peepee during commercials.

      Take that! I pith on your profitability, Turner Broadcathting!

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      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    2. Re:I have been a thief for decades! by Joe+Rumsey · · Score: 2

      Just a couple of weeks ago I was thinking about those glasses that project virtual video screens in front of you, and wondering how long it will be before someone comes up with a system that includes a pair of those, a video camera, image recognition software, and an algorithm for blocking out ads in the real world. A GPS receiver and a user accumulated database of ad locations could simplify the image recognition to the point where you could build one today. Not without making you look like a total dork wearing them, I suppose, but it could probably be done.

      You probably wouldn't want to wear the early versions while driving either; Just imagine having yours set to recognize some supermarket's ads, and then a delivery truck going by. Ouch.

      I have no doubt that billboard companies will sue the makers of such a system, because by looking in the direction of a billboard you have entered a contract to view the ad.

    3. Re:I have been a thief for decades! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now if only the 2600-gang had HTML-skillz enough to not require me to scroll horizontally in Mozilla. Not everyone have 1024x768 screen, or even want their browser to stay maximized during net-surfing.

    4. Re:I have been a thief for decades! by Pogue+Mahone · · Score: 2

      I have 1024x768 and Moz. maximised, and I still had to scroll sideways :-(

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    5. Re:I have been a thief for decades! by Twylite · · Score: 2

      OMG! I just committed a heinous crime! I skipped tracks 1 and 2 on a CD (which I bought) to listen to my favourite (track 3).

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    6. Re:I have been a thief for decades! by leviramsey · · Score: 1

      A Canadian researcher is working on that very technology.

    7. Re:I have been a thief for decades! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, c'mon... you didn't really buy a CD, did you?

  7. the future according to the broadcast companies by Sarin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Normally I just zap away during a commercial break.
    If they get what they want then I can imagine a future with digital tv, when you zap away the commercial break too long, you will be banned from watching the end of the show.
    There's going to be all kinds of irritating rules if we don't watch out.

    1. Re:the future according to the broadcast companies by nicky_d · · Score: 1

      > Normally I just zap away during a commercial
      > break. If they get what they want then I can
      > imagine a future with digital tv, when you zap
      > way the commercial break too long, you will be
      > banned from watching the end of the show.

      And should you choose to read a magazine or look out the window during the ad break, they can put up a list of observational questions about the adverts that have to be answered before the show resumes. Hey, that's not bad... to the patent office!

    2. Re:the future according to the broadcast companies by Danse · · Score: 3

      Hey, that's not bad... to the patent office!

      Go for it! But if you ever license it to anyone, or implement it yourself, I'll be forced to hunt you down and force you to watch MTV 24x7 until you're nothing but a gibbering, drooling shell of a human being.

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      It's not enough to bash in heads, you've got to bash in minds. - Captain Hammer
    3. Re:the future according to the broadcast companies by tade · · Score: 1

      I'd imagine that if you can automatically skip ads the industry will use part of the screen for ads, like they do on some sporting events that can't be stopped for the duration of commercial break. they have banners flying that say "buy me im 1337" etc, and product placement will be more aggressive etc, i mean broadcasters can't expect anyone to pay for commercials if anyone can skip them automatically.

    4. Re:the future according to the broadcast companies by Surak · · Score: 2

      Oh...so THAT's what happened to Taco. :-P

      It's a joke, people, laugh, it's funny!

    5. Re:the future according to the broadcast companies by susano_otter · · Score: 2

      The other alternative, of course, is HBO: Programming so good it's worth paying for, and supports itself without any need for in-line ads.

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      Any sufficiently well-organized community is indistinguishable from Government.

    6. Re:the future according to the broadcast companies by demaria · · Score: 2

      Sure if you want to spend $10/month per channel. I don't want my TV to cost $300/month, I'll take the ads.

    7. Re:the future according to the broadcast companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so people go to washroom or make some snacks during commerical break are thieves ?

      It is called a commerical break, why can't my VCR have a break from commericals too ?

    8. Re:the future according to the broadcast companies by alcmena · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually, I get HB0(1-3) and Cinemax(1-2) for $10/mo total. That's 5 channels at $10, or $2 each. I really wouldn't mind paying $2/month per channel I watch provided the channel is ad-free.

      Heck, doing so would drop my monthly bill from $40/mo to around $20/mo. I really spend almost all my time between Fox, SciFi, Discovery, TLC, Animal Planet, HBO(1-3), and Cinemax(1-2).

      I'd be hard pressed to name five more channels that I really watch so even at a base rate of $10/mo + $2/channel I would come out ahead.

    9. Re:the future according to the broadcast companies by LatJoor · · Score: 2

      Where I live, HBO has been tied (illegally?) to digital cable, so that regular cable subscribers can no longer get it even if they're willing to pay for it. In order to watch HBO you need to get digital cable, which is quite a markup. Actually, my dad finally did it because he loves HBO so much (especially when he's up late at night, since he's an insomniac), but we were pretty pissed.

    10. Re:the future according to the broadcast companies by Ioldanach · · Score: 2

      I'd be hard pressed to name five more channels that I really watch so even at a base rate of $10/mo + $2/channel I would come out ahead.

      This is, of course, only if they allow me to pick my channels. I'd love to be able to pick the 5 channels I like and only get them, but the networks would have a cow there, too. Most of them require you to carry a bunch of stupid little channels with programming on par with public access tv just in order to carry the main channel. I believe Disney is one of these. I bet they'd require you to pick all their garbage channels in addition to their worthwhile channel.

    11. Re:the future according to the broadcast companies by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      "and supports itself without any need for in-line ads."

      I'm a big fan of HBO, but just for their TV shows. Band of Brothers, Six Feet Under, Sex and the City et al kick the collective ass of anything from the broadcast networks.

      However, I was very disturbed by one particular scene in Six Feet Under a couple weeks ago...which is saying something if you've ever watched it. There is one scene where Nate (the straight brother) whips out his cell phone to answer a call.

      The camera gives us a nice, big closeup of his shiny Motorola cell phone in his hand and the shot stays there for a little longer than the conventional rules of cinematography call for. I was pretty darn sure that I had just witnessed a product placement ad on a channel that I pay $18/mo for.

    12. Re:the future according to the broadcast companies by BinxBolling · · Score: 2
      The other alternative, of course, is HBO: Programming so good it's worth paying for, and supports itself without any need for in-line ads.

      I never had cable until I spent a year living in a corporate apartment with free cable and HBO a few years ago. After that, I couldn't stand watching ad-supported television any more. I'd come to find commercial breaks incredibly jarring, and couldn't enjoy programs that were fragmented by the inclusion of ads. It's hard to develop good quality programs when the narrative flow is broken every 7-8 minutes by advertisements for soap and toilet paper.

      He who pays the piper calls the tune. Is it any surprise that most ad-supported TV sucks, given that it's paid for by advertisers who can usually manage to insult the audience's intelligence a half-dozen times in the space of a single 30-second spot?

    13. Re:the future according to the broadcast companies by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > I'll be forced to hunt you down and force you to watch MTV 24x7 until you're nothing but a gibbering, drooling shell of a human being.

      That's not much of a threat to those of us who already spend a lot of time hanging around Slashdot.

      [Gibbers, drools, exits stage left wiping the drool off his shell.]

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      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    14. Re:the future according to the broadcast companies by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 1

      I really wouldn't mind paying $2/month per channel I watch provided the channel is ad-free.

      I've been of this belief for years. Let me choose the channels I want, and only the channels I want. Problem is, then they wouldn't get the $50 per house that they are used to. So they load all of the crap on us, and say, "look its a great package 150 channels!" The fact is, its 25 sports channels, 90 "special intrest" channels, that don't interest me, plus the usual gambit of junk, so that I can get my wanted 3 channels. Of course, this package mentality is a defensive reaction for the cable companies. They know that, if they let people pick and choose channels, that they would only sell 10 or so channels per household. And most of the oddball ones would die from lack of revenue. In the end I just decided that I would dump cable/satellite TV and use my DVD player for my viewing recreation. In actuallity, I've been without TV for over a year now, and find that there are only 2 shows I miss. But then again, isn't that what CD burners and the internet are for, can we say VCD? But, of course, I would never do that, that would be stealing.

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      Laziness is the father.
  8. People owning a toilet, kitchen are thieves by daBass · · Score: 1

    Beter close the curtains next time I take a whiz or get some Haagen Dasz from the fridge during the ad breaks, for all I know a neighbour might be watching and snitch on me!

    1. Re:People owning a toilet, kitchen are thieves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry about your neighbor, worry about who is on the other side of your telescreen.

    2. Re:People owning a toilet, kitchen are thieves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No chance of being ratted out by your neighbors. They're too busy watching the commercials.

  9. Networks Are Given Free Airspace in Public Trust by loggia · · Score: 1

    Consider that the major networks are given public airspace to broadcast for FREE.

    That's right. Free. NBC pays the government how much for the rights to its frequency? Zero. New HDTV channels? Zero.

    Channels that exist exclusively on cable or satellite are paid for in your cable or satellite bill.

    And that about covers it.

  10. Can't hold it much longer... by yoshi_mon · · Score: 1

    "I guess there's a certain amount of tolerance for going to the bathroom."

    Wow, I sure am glad he cleared that up. Feeling the a thief every time I made a trip to the can during a commercial was bringing me down.

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    Really, I know what I'm doing...Ohhhh, look at the shiny buttons!
    1. Re:Can't hold it much longer... by tlh1005 · · Score: 1

      You are only a thief if you don't continuously look at the "American Standard" Logo on the toilet while you're using it.

  11. Other Crimes by jackal! · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Skiping commercials is theft? Then what about hitting mute? What about going to the bathroom? What about talking loudly to your loved ones during commercial? Gonna send us to jail for that?

    Should we envision a dark future where you watch a show and then are QUIZZED on the ads you saw? If you pass you're good, if you fail you're fined? That's the only way I can see this form of theft ever really held in check.

    When I buy something and take it home or have it delivered to my home, I can do whatever I want with it. If I buy something I can use it however I want. I can even throw it away if I want. Same should apply with my cable television. I paid for it, it was delivered. I didn't sign any contracts promising I'd watch any single second of it, and whatever I do with it is up to me -- the sale never stated otherwise.

    And what about broadcast television? What are your signals doing tresspassing on my property? Okay, that one's a bit silly, there are federal regulations for airwaves, but it isn't much siller than calling skipping an ad theft.

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    Who moderates the meta-moderators?

    1. Re:Other Crimes by forgoil · · Score: 2

      Exactly. What kind of crap are they trying to pull? This sounds like some kind of Taliban influenced thinking. Most people I know switch channels when there are commercials on, everyone hates them and irritated by them. They love getting the shows on VCD because they can watch it when they want and without commercials.

      Stopping PVRs is stupid and should be ignored by everyone.

    2. Re:Other Crimes by ankit · · Score: 1

      Yea, kind of reminds me of the "Thought Police" from 1984...
      But that was a satire on extreme communism, wasnt it?

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    3. Re:Other Crimes by J�r�me+Zago · · Score: 1
      Skiping commercials is theft? Then what about hitting mute? What about going to the bathroom? What about talking loudly to your loved ones during commercial? Gonna send us to jail for that?

      This looks a lot like Captive Audience, a novella written in 1953 (!) by Ann Warren Griffith.

    4. Re:Other Crimes by dunstan · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Reminds me of a campaign which ran in the newspapers here (GB) encouraging advertisers to buy newspaper advertising space. It pictured a couple enjoying married congress on the sofa with the TV on in the background and said "accorting to audience statistics these people are watching your advert - who's really being screwed?".

      Of course Turner's real concern isn't whether people skip the adverts, it's whether he gets paid by the advertisers, in which case it's not a lot different to websites saying "please click on the banner ads so we get money from the advertisers".

      Dunstan

      BTW, is this the same Turner as runs TNT? I happened to be in the US for the 1990 World Cup, and remember that TNT repeatedly interrupted the live soccer to run adverts while play continued, and it was the same adverts over and over and over again. After that I vowed never to by "Tums" again. Worse, they ran trailers for their own World Cup coverage instead of cutting back to the game which was going on. Madness.

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    5. Re:Other Crimes by jonr · · Score: 2

      Yup, Orwille almost got it right. It will be the corporations, not the goverment that will be the totaltarian.

    6. Re:Other Crimes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. Taliban influences US exec opinion on PVRs.

      What the hell are you drinking? You shouldn't drink and post you know ;*)

    7. Re:Other Crimes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The world has already experienced totalitarian dictatures, fascism and communism. I guess the proponents of capitalism needs to experience that evil can reside in-, and be advanced by even the most advanced economic systems in the world.

    8. Re:Other Crimes by mpe · · Score: 2

      Skiping commercials is theft? Then what about hitting mute? What about going to the bathroom? What about talking loudly to your loved ones during commercial?

      For a long time electricity companies have had to plan for commercial breaks. Because then a lot of people watching the programme suddenly do things which use a lot more electricity, such as turning on lights, boiling water, etc. Even going to the toilet can use electricity, since water is often pumped by electric pumps.

    9. Re:Other Crimes by koekepeer · · Score: 1

      who's orwille?

      ah you're referring to george orwell, and the book 1984 :-) if you had read it, you wouldn't misspell his name. interesting how many products of his imagination are becoming reality at a frightening rate nowadays. expecially when you realise the book was published shortly after WW2. nostradamus eat your heart out, hehe.

      looking at the plans of (media) corporations, the television will become a telescreen soon. scary stuff.

      btw we all knew that corporations rule the world didn't we? ;-)

    10. Re:Other Crimes by kubrick · · Score: 1

      It pictured a couple enjoying married congress on the sofa with the TV on in the background and said "accorting to audience statistics these people are watching your advert - who's really being screwed?".

      Who's paying for the adverts in the first place? The customers of the company that bought the advertising. They're the ones being screwed.

      The only way to stop companies advertising so much is fo everyone to buy the products that are not advertised very much, if at all. Ain't gonna happen, though... otherwise companies wouldn't be spending the billions of dollars that they do on advertising.

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    11. Re:Other Crimes by pennsol · · Score: 1

      OK i gotta ask..My local cable co constantly overlays the network commercials with lame ass local comercials for thier own channel or crap that i or no one else watches.. now if i skip those commercials .. who am i screwing?

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    12. Re:Other Crimes by peddrenth · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of another.com (email supplier) before they collapsed.

      "You will not be logged out until you've gone to the logout screen and clicked on one of the adverts" they whined. "Your email will be vulnerable until you click on an advert". They were lying of course.

      I think they recently changed to a pay-model, and watched their number of users fall from 10M to about 5K

      I pay subscription for my set-top box, there's no way I'll put up with watching adverts on it. My housemates do watch Sky1 though, and just sit there through 20 minutes of advertising without complaining.

    13. Re:Other Crimes by Hard_Code · · Score: 3

      "After that I vowed never to by "Tums" again."

      These days the only thing commercials do to me is make me resolve NOT to ever buy their product.

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      It's 10 PM. Do you know if you're un-American?
    14. Re:Other Crimes by invenustus · · Score: 2, Informative
      What about going to the bathroom?

      You should check out this 2600 story. They interview the guy, and he answers that question. There's also a link to this article at the very top of this discussion. I think this discussion might have been intended for people who had read the article, but I'm not sure.
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    15. Re:Other Crimes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TNT puts waaaaay too many commercials in. I feel bad for Ted Turner.

    16. Re:Other Crimes by rapid+prototype · · Score: 1

      if buying one of those infernal x-cams would get their ads to STOP popping up on my screen, i would buy an x-cam.

      -rp

    17. Re:Other Crimes by jelle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Right on the bat.

      I think Kellner is responding to messages from his advertisers that they realize that a lot of people don't actually watch the TV commercials and want to pay less.

      On the Internet, one of the factors in the dot com bomb was declining ad revenues because advertisers realized that the banner ad wasn't worth as much as what they were paying for it. Maybe the same advertisers are now questioning the value of TV ads.

      As they should, because I've seen enough beep-beep commercials (I just bought a new car, am not looking for another), neither do I have herpes or am I looking for a lawyer. The time of mass media marketed TV ads is over, advertisers are realizing how relatively worthless they are.

      What PVRs can do for you is viewer profiling and targeted ads. After a couple of car ads, I'd tell the machine I just bought a new car, and then it will show me commercials for accessories for my new car, and cell phones and PDAs instead, because I'm in the market for new ones right now. What counts in advertising is eyeballs, and another car ad doesn't get my eyeballs right now, it doesn't matter whether I'm looking live or recorded TV.

      Really, this will become one of the classic examples that established industry first fights ferociously against changes, and in the end praises the changed environment.

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    18. Re:Other Crimes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Should we envision a dark future where you watch a show and then are QUIZZED on the ads you saw? If you pass you're good, if you fail you're fined? That's the only way I can see this form of theft ever really held in check. Quizzed? Bah, that's low tech stuff. If you've read 'Armageddon: The Musical' by Robert Rankin, you might remember that the TVs had built-in eyeball (retina?) scanners so they could tell who was watching TV and when... and you got more credits the more hours you watched. Of course, the main character got around it by sleeping with his eyes open, if I remember correctly......

    19. Re:Other Crimes by Alsee · · Score: 2

      Other Crimes... What about going to the bathroom?

      I guess you didn't read the article.

      When asked if he considers people who go to the bathroom during a commercial to be thieves, he responded: "I guess there's a certain amount of tolerance for going to the bathroom."

      So be careful you don't piss them off (pardon the pun) or they may not be so generous in the future.

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    20. Re:Other Crimes by Beliskner · · Score: 1
      Should we envision a dark future where you watch a show and then are QUIZZED on the ads you saw? If you pass you're good, if you fail you're fined?
      OH MY GOD! So that's what interactive TV is for, that's why they're advertising that red interactive button on your sky remote.

      Whoa. This is worse than Matrix, at least there in the dream world you were free to do whatever you wanted, but here we'll be handcuffed to the TV during the show and get blasted with ads. "Buy Barbie, buy Barbie!" what the hell is a Java programmer gonna do with a barbie doll?? I'm gonna stick with the BSD daemon statuette. Maybe they'll want us to generate our own electricity for the TV using our own body heat. And thanks to globalisation, when customer service is bad, new customers (people) will be grown in large fields and harvested. Oh man, Neo was right, this IS about control. I wanna take the red pill.

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      A caveman dreams of being us, the incalculable power and riches. We dream of being Q, then what?
    21. Re:Other Crimes by Beliskner · · Score: 1
      It will be the corporations, not the goverment that will be the totaltarian
      Osama bin Laden's brother's Uncle's Niece's Nephew's room-mate: We have struck the World Trade Centre, and yet the corporations have not been destroyed.
      George Bush: I thank your mercenaries for destroying the WTC, but we have greatly underestimated the enemy. Unemployment is at 5%, so 95% of US citizens have jobs - 95% of US citizens are the enemy. Destroying WTC is nothing.
      Osama bin Laden's brother's Uncle's Niece's Nephew's room-mate: AHHH! Sheesh kebab! They have found us!
      Bill Gates with armed strike team: There you are. Sign this DMCA-compliant waiver that everything you have said in your life breaches the CDBPTTA. Our worldwide DRM hardware+software system will then make all video and audio records of you unreadable.
      Osama bin Laden's brother's Uncle's Niece's Nephew's room-mate: And if we don't sign it?
      Bill Gates: We will install IP chains at every Border Gateway and sell the entire Internet backbone of the United States including ICANN and all DNS registrars to Scientology. They will censor it far better than we can. Muh ah ah ah ahhhhhhhh. MUH AH AH AH AH AHHHHH.
      George Bush: I would order my military to destroy you, but your DRM system would censor my orders as soon as I issue them. Dang. I have friends in the Tora Bora caves. You will NEVER defeat them!
      Bill Gates: Really.......? Every employee in the US is under our spell. If they don't do what we want, even if it's illegal or breaches their morals, we'll fire them. Their kids won't get healthcare, they'll be out in the street with all the whinos, starving. <Klingon accent> They will die without honour </Klingon accent> Now that we have this power NOBODY can fight against our megacartel. We will destroy the lives of anyone that tries. Muh ah ah ah ahhhhhhh
      Krusty the Clown: At least now I'll get ratings, and the adverts can pay my salary, alright, bwa ha ha! Ha ha! Ha, huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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      A caveman dreams of being us, the incalculable power and riches. We dream of being Q, then what?
    22. Re:Other Crimes by trixillion · · Score: 1

      After that I vowed never to by "Tums" again.

      I could give up a lot but for me giving up Tums would be like giving up jalepeno peppers... just not worth it.
      Man, you must have a stomache of iron.

    23. Re:Other Crimes by M-G · · Score: 2

      advertisers realized that the banner ad wasn't worth as much as what they were paying for it.

      What if banner ads couldn't record clicks? Seems to me that the biggest reason the market for banners fell apart is that companies suddenly had real numbers of how many people clicked. If it weren't for this, they'd be no different than radio, TV, or newspaper/magazine ads, where the advertiser has no idea how many people actually pay attention to the ad.

      And the other problem is that the stats generated by banner ads aren't really that good. If I see a banner ad for a product I've already bought, I'm not going to click. If I see a banner ad from the same company on ten different web sites, I'm not going to click on all of them. And sometimes banners may be for products that I'm not in the market for at the moment, but the name has stuck with me, and I'll check them out when I am in the market. In advertising, there's is some difficult -to-measure worth in just having your name in front of people, whether they click through or not.

    24. Re:Other Crimes by aron_wallaker · · Score: 1

      BTW, is this the same Turner as runs TNT? I happened to be in the US for the 1990 World Cup, and remember that TNT repeatedly interrupted the live soccer to run adverts while play continued, and it was the same adverts over and over and over again. After that I vowed never to by "Tums" again. Worse, they ran trailers for their own World Cup coverage instead of cutting back to the game which was going on. Madness.

      It's a cultural thing - all North American sports intentionally have breaks in play so the networks can play ads....so they don't know what to do with soccer. Lately they've gotten better - in Canada at least they'll go to a picture-in-picture display so you can at least watch the game while the ads play.

    25. Re:Other Crimes by grip · · Score: 1
      Should we envision a dark future where you watch a show and then are QUIZZED on the ads you saw? If you pass you're good, if you fail you're fined? That's the only way I can see this form of theft ever really held in check.


      They already do this ... I we pass we go out an buy bags of Oxyclean and GM Trucks. If we fail, they claim the economy is crumbling and we will soon be wearing rags and drinking from puddles.

      Grip

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    26. Re:Other Crimes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the future, the ads and the shows will probably just become indistinguishable. 'Product placement' was essentially the beginning of the trend. Think of 'truman show' or 'evolution', but worse, and on a large scale. I wonder if it would work?

    27. Re:Other Crimes by BalkanBoy · · Score: 1

      You're wrong (partly) on this one, hombre. Do you know exactly why K-Mart fucked up and why Wal Mart is still #1? Personally, I've seen the same pricing with slight variations in both stores, and the # of articles they have is about the same.

      So, in a world of everything, how do you make them flock to your store? You put an animated Zorro-like smiley, that keeps repeating "ALWAYS LOW... ALWAYS LOW....ALWAYS LOW... prices"... Eventually, whether you like it or not, it will sink in and resurface next time you need to buy your "always low" shampoo or coffee maker or vacuum cleaner....

      Do NOT underestimate the power of advertising, EVER. It is how Hitler was able to control a mass of people, it is how this country is being controlled as I am typing this. Don't fuck with advertising/marketing/propaganda.

      Read my sig. I've had it for years.

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      'A lie if repeated often enough, becomes the truth.' - Goebbels
    28. Re:Other Crimes by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      Should we envision a dark future where you watch a show and then are QUIZZED on the ads you saw? If you pass you're good, if you fail you're fined?

      Maybe they could use a carrot instead of a stick. Tie some contest into the ads contents - like 1/N of the people who remember X from ad Y win Z amount of dollars.

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    29. Re:Other Crimes by jelle · · Score: 2

      I'm not saying ads don't work. I'm saying mass media ads are a lot less effective than direct targeted ads, and the new media in the changing world of technology including PVRs make that more and more possible.

      I'm still not buying another new car, neither are dancing or singing people in or around cars things that make me interested in the brand. Sure, the marketing people play the statistics and know that music and dancing people 'sell cars' in the percentages, but I for example base my choice on car size, engine power & technology, available options, dealer location, warranty time, safety, looks&color. So an ad geared towards me would show me the good stuff that I use to choose the car ('look at this: this is the size boat this car will tow', without the disclaimers you hear all the time now 'professional driver, nonstandard automobile, closed concourse' and all that b.s. about $1 down).

      Mass media works only on the lowest-common-denominator, so they can't target me directly on TV, because many people for example won't like my choice of color, and may not be interested to see what's under the hood. So they show the thing that in _totals_ after summation of everybody, averaging out of differences between peope, gets the most cars sold. And then in the next ad they show me that nsync has released a new CD. I'm not the median of the audience, I'm me. I'm not even the 'target' audience for that nsycn cds. Summarizing, all those mass-media marketing minutes are 95% lost to me, while a directly targeted ad might make me go to the store immediately, with much much better hit rates for those ads.

      A large part of the commercials they show me are about things that definitely will not generate sales for them. Most of the remaining commercials have only a slight probability of generating brand recognition next time I'm in a store picking up a bottle of peanuts. I'm just saying that if some clothing manufacturer would show me an ad in which they claim their pants were optimized for Linux, I'd buy it right away (even though I know it can't really be true, they just hit the right strings). However when they show that you can walk like an idiot in their pants because they are supposed to be 'superlight', then I don't care at all, and I'll get whatever fits best and is cheapest when I'm in the store.

      Sure, they want to repeat things in which I'm not interested, so that when the day comes they get brand recognition. But even then, ads for stuff that 'm actually looking for or might actually be interested in are 500% more effective, they will generate sales the same week instead of hoping to give marginally more brand recognition some time in the future.

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    30. Re:Other Crimes by forgoil · · Score: 2

      Enforcing completely moronic ideas on a people by draconian means sounds like both these guys and the Taliban. Also reminds me of Ashcroft forcing ppl to morning prayers.

      I am happy the US removed the taliban from power, now it's time you remove your "talibans" from the US.

      OBS, I am not bashing the US for the sake of doing it. I've been there several times, I want to move there, but this kind of shit isn't helping anyone.

      I don't drink and post, I get seriously pissed, tired, and then posts... and always regrets it the day after *laughs*

      PS Don't post anonymously for these kinds of things, it was a good reply.
      ds

  12. What about newspapers? by andawyr · · Score: 1

    Maybe the next time I pick up a newspaper I'll cut out all the ads, just so I don't have to see them, let alone read them. 'Course, if I did that, there'd be nothing left of the paper :-)

    Using a PVR constitutes theft. What a ridiculous argument.

    1. Re:What about newspapers? by MaddyX · · Score: 1

      Do your community a service and cut out all the ads in a whole newspaper box on your street and put the papers back in the box.

  13. If all commercials... by BalkanBoy · · Score: 1

    were as entertaining as the Budweiser "WHATUUUPPPP", then I might consider viewing them ;-).

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    'A lie if repeated often enough, becomes the truth.' - Goebbels
    1. Re:If all commercials... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its not WHATUUUUPPPP............ Its WHATZZZZZZZUPPPPP.... All my boys... Keep it re'l in the f'ld, ieeeettt.

    2. Re:If all commercials... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      What about the Tonight Show spoof?

      Ring, ring
      Osama: Hello?
      Taliban #1: Jihaaaaaaad!
      Osama: Jihaaaaaad!
      Ring, ring
      Taliban #2: Jihaaaaaaad!
      Taliban #1: -aaaaaaa-
      Osama: -aaaaa-
      Taliban #2: -aaaaaaa-
      Osama: -aaad!

      Jay Leno is pretty lame, but you have to admit, that was funny. Better than all those "can you hear me now?" spoofs he does.

      /me admits he watches that show from time to time...

  14. Kinda like "Contact"... by Posiks · · Score: 1

    Hasn't this whole ad scenario already been mocked enough in Carl Sagan's "Contact"? I really can't even take it seriously now...

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  15. Contract? by Innomi · · Score: 1

    What contract?

  16. Stealing by mmThe1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    you're actually stealing the programming

    Okay! I will record only the ads and watch them 200 times...hope that will compensate them for the loss...

    1. Re:Stealing by duren686 · · Score: 1

      Recording is in violation of the DMCA and by recording their copyrighted advertisements, you're a thief and a terrorist.

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    2. Re:Stealing by old7 · · Score: 1

      Okay! I will record only the ads and watch them 200 times...hope that will compensate them for the loss...

      Actually you are not too far off, remember this story, TiVo Watches the Super Bowl the most replayed "scenes" were the commercials. Were those PVR's stealing too, Mr. Kellner?

      Let's not lose site of reality. Not everyone watchs every commercial now. In the future product placement will probably become the model and commercials, as we know them will fade away, with the exception of live sporting events.

  17. The future of TV and commercials by btempleton · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The bad news is the Supreme Court betamax decision, if you read it in detail, may not protect automatic commercial skipping, though it would probably protect manual skipping like the 30 second button or 60x FF.

    I've written up an essay of one possible result of the conflict between commercial TV, PVRs, commercial skip and DRM.

    You can read about The future of TV in the essay.

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    1. Re:The future of TV and commercials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real question is:

      Did the Supreme Court address whether you can legally go to the john during a commercial? ;-)

    2. Re:The future of TV and commercials by btempleton · · Score: 5, Informative

      Well, to get technical, this is how it works. Recording a program off the air is, the court agreed, covered by copyright. If you recorded tapes off the air and tried to sell 'em (normally a right you have under first sale doctrine) you would definitely get nailed, and the court would agree about it.

      So what they said was that the reason you made the copy made a difference in whether you needed permission or not. They said, quite reasonably, that if the reason you made the copy was to watch it later, that was cool, and you don't need the permisison of the studio. Because this was ruled a fair use, it meant the VCR was not an illegal device, the way the studios wanted it to be. It has other uses, such as recording Mr. Rogers. Mr. Rogers, a big believer in sharing, came into the court and said he didn't mind if people taped his shows. Again, this meant to the court that the VCR must be legal.

      That created a good standard that said that even though you could make infringing copies of movies with the VCR, it was still legal as a device because you could also do totally legal things with it. All good news.

      The bad news comes when you read why they said it was OK to time-shift. Back in 1978, studies showed few people fast forwarded over commercials. No surprise, it was a pain to do it with a 1978 model VCR. Thus, the court said, people are just watching the shows at other times, and still seeing the commercials, so what are you studios complaining about? This box is getting you more viewers.

      But if the court had decided that those viewers were skipping the commercials, they might have not ruled the same way. With newer tech, the story could have been different. The vote was only 5 to 4 -- just one judge changing his mind and the VCR would have been illegal, along with a lot of other tech.

      And yes, leading the dissenters was our current chief justice.

      Nobody knows how the modern court would rule. But you can't take out protection for automatic commercial skip from the older decision.

      Of course, going to the bathroom during a live show doesn't have anything to do with copying, so it doesn't even come up. The law is all about copying, not about the commercials. Normally you can't copy at all, other than for the fair uses. The court said watching it later was a fair use. More recently, a lower court ruled that watching it on another device is a fair use too.

      (This was a bit of an expansion of what fair use is, since most of the time it referred to republishing, not personal copying.)

      The fight to protect technology will not be an easy one, unfortunately. This decision is more narrow than we might hope. However, the current court is a pretty good free speech court, and we have hope that they will approve free speech arguments.

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    3. Re:The future of TV and commercials by Cynicx · · Score: 1

      I can see it now: TV viewing credit being auctioned off on Ebay :-)

    4. Re:The future of TV and commercials by pyite69 · · Score: 1


      > Thus, the court said, people are just
      > watching the shows at other times, and still
      > seeing the commercials, so what are you
      > studios complaining about? This box is
      > getting you more viewers.

      This is even more true with Tivo, in my case.
      A vast majority of the programs that I watch
      are recorded at times when I would be unable to
      watch. Setting up a VCR to record 5 shows
      during the day and middle of the night would be
      too painful.

      I do love to skip those damn commercials
      though. I wish the TV networks would come up
      with an arrangement like Salon - pay to not
      see the ads. They could just move all the ads
      to the end of the show to keep time parity with
      the ad-laden broadcast.

    5. Re:The future of TV and commercials by BeBoxer · · Score: 2

      This was a bit of an expansion of what fair use is, since most of the time it referred to republishing, not personal copying.

      That expansion corresponding to an expansion in copyright, which I believe originally only regulated publishing. Personal copies shouldn't have to be considered "fair use" because they shouldn't even be regulated by copyright law in the first place. Unfortunately, the original justification for copyright law is almost uselessly vague:

      To promote the progress of science and useful arts, by securing for limited times to authors and inventors the exclusive right to their respective writings and discoveries

      What exactly does exclusive right cover?

    6. Re:The future of TV and commercials by Reziac · · Score: 2

      [reads essay] If my options were to either pay for TV, or have to watch ads closely enough to pass a quiz for "credit" against the hourly TV levy, my choice is -- turn off the TV entirely. I'll find something else for background noise. Or do without. (Yes, I have done entirely without TV, for years at a stretch -- and LIVED!!)

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    7. Re:The future of TV and commercials by TMFUberman · · Score: 1

      Contracts begin with an offer. Where is the offer here? Is the network "offering" to let me watch its programs in return for my commercial-watching activity? If so, when do I "accept" this offer? Do I accept the offer by turning on the TV? No, because I'm able to freely turn the channels whenever I've decided to move on. There is nothing holding me to one particular show
      or another, or even to one particular network.

      Say I decide to watch a show on NBC at 8pm. What if after 10 mins of watching, I remember that I've seen the show before and I turn the channel to ABC to check out their 8pm time-slot. Then did I committ myself to watching the NBC show? Or maybe only the commercials in the 10 minutes that I inadvertantly put up with twice? And what about the ABC show? I've now missed about 1/3 of the show, assuming a half-hour broadcast. Am I liable to try to go back and watch the commercials in the first 10 minutes? That's ludicrous, I didn't get any content for those minutes.

      Furthermore, what's keeping me from flipping to the Discovery channel for each 30 minute segment of commercials? What's the difference between that behavior and pushing a button to do it for you. By the TV-Executive's logic, the TV remote should also be banned for breaking the sacred TV commercial contract. The remote makes it easier for me to skip to another channel that is showing actual content instead of commercials.
      Complete rubbish.

      Another thought: I may be a sap, but I actually pay for my cable access. That payment is to my cable provider, who has to pay fees to the individual networks to carry their content. So why is it exactly that I am engaging in theft for not watching something that I am paying for?

    8. Re:The future of TV and commercials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...but how does skipping advertising fit into this argument? The only business exchange that has occured is between the broadcaster and the advertiser, on the *assumption* from the broadcaster that for them to run the advert will bring in X amount of sales. The advertisers can only measure this more or less indirectly, and then make broad assumptions based on it.

      Nowhere in the FCC license is there an obligation on those who watch the signal to do anything other than that, watch the signal at their own leisure.

      This is like Jesse Jackson or any other demagogue getting all bent out of shape when an expected audience does not appear to hear them speak.

      Sure, sometimes audiences are "prevented" from being able to access the speaker, and this is wrong. But what if no one really wants to hear what is being said? Where in "Freedom of speech" is there an "obligation to listen"?

    9. Re:The future of TV and commercials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So record it with all the ads, then delete the ads on a second pass (yawn).

    10. Re:The future of TV and commercials by btempleton · · Score: 2

      The issue is of course that the TV studios have little use for you if you're not going to either pay or watch the commercials. They have to get money one way or another. So if you don't wish to do either, they won't care a lot that you turn off your TV.

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    11. Re:The future of TV and commercials by btempleton · · Score: 2

      Copyright law only governs copying and performance. You are correct that there is no contract with you just watching the show.

      The reason they hand grounds to sue the Betamax, and now the Replay, is that those devices made copies of their shows. Copyright law starts by saying that you can't do that at all, then statute and courts have marked out exceptions.

      As noted "making a copy to watch it later" was one of those exceptions the court defined.

      All of this has no bearing on what you do watching live TV.

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    12. Re:The future of TV and commercials by testuser58 · · Score: 1
      Mr. Rogers, a big believer in sharing, came into the court and said he didn't mind if people taped his shows. Again, this meant to the court that the VCR must be legal.
      So basically we should take up a collection to buy Mr. Rogers an iPod, a Tivo and a computer with some variant of Napster and Gnutella installed.

      Then he can go to court and take the stand with one of his puppets:

      Mr. Rogers: "They're just sharing, your Honor. Isn't that what we taught them to do? Isn't that what people should do?"
      Puppet: "Yeah, I never thought of it like that. They're like neighbors."
      Mr. Rogers: "Gasp! Look what I found... a home-made cookie in my pocket. Mrs. Andrews down the street made it for me yesterday but I forgot all about it. Would you like some, your Honor?"

    13. Re:The future of TV and commercials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is a common misconception that with commercial TV the 'product' is the TV programs and the 'consumers' are the watching public.

      The reality is that the 'product' is an audience with an identifiable demographic and the 'consumer' that pays for the whole operation is the advertiser. They generally pay per thousand viewers and place their ads where their target audience are more likely to watch them.

      The programs are merely bait designed to attract the appropriate class of viewers. Given, eg, that they want a 'product' of, say, 1 million teenage girls then they will set programs at appropriate times to attract those then sell that to the highest bidder.

      Young unmarried men with plenty of disposable income and a liking for new toys are the most productive advertising targets, they are also the most likely to buy devises that will defeat the advertising.

      Mechanisms which shut off the product during advertising directly affect its marketability and thus the revenue. You are not 'stealing' because you are watching the program, you are 'stealing' because the advertiser pays less for the 'broken' product.

    14. Re:The future of TV and commercials by aoeuid · · Score: 1

      Has it been more than a year since you last donated to the Electronic Frontier Foundation [eff.org]

      Pretty soon we'll need to find a way to fast forward these .sig ads.

  18. Sorry, Cable was to be ad free. BZZT. by Zeio · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why do I pay for cable? I remember when they were laying out the lines that it was supposed to be that you paid for a subscription to avoid ads!

    HAHAHAH.

    And cable stations didn't have to following the 7 dirty words and decency regulations.

    What a crock. MTV is sanitized, no one shows skin, its all a failure.

    Sorry, Turner, you and your mogul pals failed to deliver. How about showing European style ads with breasts showing? I hate American TV for how sanitized it is. Forget you TED.

    I feel like getting a Tivo - I have already upgraded several for my friends, I should just do it. Thanks for MFSTools.

    As for Turner's content, it's a joke. Time for Direct TV with a Tivo BUILT IN!!!

    End rant;

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    1. Re:Sorry, Cable was to be ad free. BZZT. by ImaLamer · · Score: 2

      You are correct.

      If you are paying monthly fees to get commercial funded channels then you are "paying twice".

      Networks such as TNT, TNN, Comedy Central, National Geographic, et. al. are funded by commercials - yet Turner charges us on "tier" plans.

      They own my cable company anyways...

    2. Re:Sorry, Cable was to be ad free. BZZT. by Telemakhos · · Score: 1

      What a crock. MTV is sanitized, no one shows skin, its all a failure.

      Wow. So anything "following the 7 dirty words and decency regulations" is automatically a "failure?" No wonder television is a vast wasteland -- we can thank these vocal people whose attention spans are incapable of comprehending anything that doesn't appeal to juvenile or prurient interest.

      One wonders which came first -- the chicken or the egg. Did humanity first become so degraded that it produces children who demand "ads with breasts showing?" Or did the entertainment industry first create that demand, television changing society's tastes?

      Perhaps its time we all forgot about the PVR technology and discarded our televisions altogether. Parents, care for your children yourselves; don't let Turner, AOL, MTV or Skinemax babysit your children! O flesh-seeking masses, who envy the Europeans their ads, go read, read poetry and discover romance that brings joy beyond simple lust!

    3. Re:Sorry, Cable was to be ad free. BZZT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ugh. He is probably a paying adult viewer who wants his content to fit his lifestyle.

      Decency is lame. Television is a wasteland because it is forced to hold back.

      Sex and adult language is juvenile? You are a fucking Mormon or an Ashcroft loser or something, man.

      Look, I don't know where you come from, but take a vacation in Italy or something. Sex appeal sells, not the FUFME drive you stick you cock into. Since when did society start producing such spineless effeminized pussies?

      Fuck that parent riff. Its your fucking job to raise your kids, i hate the PARENT. Don't ever fucking utter that word in my presence, ITS YOUR FUCKING JOB. NOT MINE, not societies. You fucking cunts in the FCC, and you regulate shit, you and your draconian fascist censorship.

      FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. I want to break a dildo off inside Mickey Mouse's fucking ass. What do you think of that?

      I have sex every night. I love fucking my girl, we like looking at naked human bodies because its fun, I get a boner, she gets horny. Tits and pussies are good. I want more sex, and adult content and language please. Im sick of this shit.

      And as for your snarky little fuckhead quip about reading up on poetry and discovering romance, fuck you what a cop out. I have read plenty of prose, poetry and literature - probably more than your puritanical ass. And as for romance, believe me, I'll fuck your "woman," if you have one, and show her a man who has a dick. You and your fucking perceived highfalutin superiority. Id love to break a bottle over your head after you lose an intellectual argument to me. Fuckstick. Don't pollute this thread further.

      I hate your fucking post.

    4. Re:Sorry, Cable was to be ad free. BZZT. by Zeio · · Score: 2

      While I wouldn't go so far as the AC previous to this post, I have to vehemently disagree with you. I think you may be a bit judgmental here.

      I want adult content, I'm paying for this, and I should get what I want. When they orginally marketed cable that touted it as much more than it became - free from absurd broadcast restrictions and advertisements.

      As far as any romantic or intellectual denigration you insinuate, either directly or by proxy, I really resent that, you don't even know who I am.

      The point of the main post isn't what you seem to be fixated on, I originally said something simple: ads were not supposed to be part of the deal. Then I added on various things I was not happy with. I don't understand why you now seek to accost my morality based on the things which are ancillary to the crux of my original post.

      Please reconsider the meaning of the original story, the idea is to get everyone riled up, so we complain to Turner's company. Not to legislate morality, on Slashdot of all places. The real morally bankrupt people here are the TV operators.

      As far as my parenting capability, I don't have kids, and if I ever do, I'm going to depend and trust no one but myself and my wife. Sorry, its not anyone's job but your own to raise kids. My parents showed me a few great things, one being less parenting can actually be more effective than most think, and that they trusted no one and "regulated content" as they saw fit - which wasn't very often - I was busy with school, sports, girls, etc - its funny, but kids don't recognize things until they are ready, at least that's how I felt. Kids will repeat a foul word to get a rise out of parents, but they don't know what it means or that its insidious to do so. Goofy parents overreact and seek to scour the earth looking for the source of this foul language, and the only one to blame, well, it ends up being reflexive.

      Now to wrap it up, Ted Turner owns the cable service now. He owns the stations. He gets money from both you and the advertisers. We are being bombarded from all direction and they make money any way the cookie crumbles. We need to stop this incursion into our home - it's the last bastion of freedom and its being violated by these strangely crypto-communist companies. Its my house, my business.

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    5. Re:Sorry, Cable was to be ad free. BZZT. by Kibo · · Score: 1

      First I want to say that I also like T&A, who doesn't? And once more I respect a person who knows what they like and doesn't feel the need to appologize for it. And so ends the sunshine enema.

      But Turner was bought out by AOL "We've lost $54 Billion and all we got was this lousy ISP" Time Warner and is now a vp iirc. So naturally the great evil here isn't Ted "I'm Bipolar, but you can call me Mercurial" Turner, it's the same old media conglomerate that's always been a villain. If the villain must be a person and not a corporation, might I suggest Rupert Murdock? He would at least appear to be both evil and insane. Both excellent qualities for an archvillain.

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    6. Re:Sorry, Cable was to be ad free. BZZT. by Tom · · Score: 2

      How about showing European style ads with breasts showing? I hate American TV for how sanitized it is.

      The problem is that as with all things advertisement, they just overdo it. The US is usually much worse in excessiveness than europe, so I don't want to even start imagining what your ads will look like once that has started. Well, I guess the tame ones will have a hardcore scene where they moan the product name all the time.

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    7. Re:Sorry, Cable was to be ad free. BZZT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a dick!

    8. Re:Sorry, Cable was to be ad free. BZZT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sheesh, I see they're still performing lobotomies down at the 'tard farm, eh? Thanks for proving to the entire world what a glorified chimpanzee you are.

    9. Re:Sorry, Cable was to be ad free. BZZT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I want adult content, I'm paying for this, and I should get what I want.

      It's extremely easy to get "adult" content if you're willing to pay for it. Check out any of the PPV channels on your cable system, or venture behind the bead curtain at your local video store. There's the internet, too. But you shouldn't expect every channel to have adult content. If you're paying for it and not getting it, obviously you're paying for the wrong thing. Turn off the cable and head to the video store.
    10. Re:Sorry, Cable was to be ad free. BZZT. by Squideye · · Score: 1

      Turner does indeed suck! But not Ted, necessarily.

      Actually, Ted no longer has a major role at Turner Broadcasting... it's just a minor cog in the $50b-losing AOLTW Vamp-I mean Empire.

      Kellner was one of the key figures in forcing him out, if I'm not mistaken.

      Kellner also decried Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I have no sympathy for the man. Why doesn't he go get more Smallville episodes, without-credit ripping off the Bruce Wayne concept that was proposed two years before?

    11. Re:Sorry, Cable was to be ad free. BZZT. by Telemakhos · · Score: 1

      Wow. You made my point for me, and quite elegantly. Almost as if I'd been trolling for juvenile responses...

    12. Re:Sorry, Cable was to be ad free. BZZT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dont think you get 'adult'. I'm talking something between *everything* Disneyand and pornography. Right now it is fairly binary. Sucky or pornographic. Sanitized TV.

    13. Re:Sorry, Cable was to be ad free. BZZT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Marked redundant as one of the earliest posts in this discussion. Jesus christ.

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    14. Re:Sorry, Cable was to be ad free. BZZT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Almost?

    15. Re:Sorry, Cable was to be ad free. BZZT. by BtAFMB · · Score: 1

      Maybe "adult" doesn't have to mean "porn". Maybe I want to watch grown up shows. Six Feet Under and The Sopranos aren't "porn" but they're definitely "adult".

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  19. Excuses, excuses ... by Scotch+Game · · Score: 1

    Uh, our registered impression numbers? Oh. Well. Those. Heh. Funny you should ask! Um ... Well ... Well, you know what it is ... Uhhhh ... Oh! Oh! I know! It's those PVRs!!! It's the VIEWERS! They're STEALING! That's it! It's not us! It's the VIEWERS! Gosh, boy am I MAD! Gladys! Get in here and take a letter! I'm so MAD I'm going to issue a STATEMENT!

  20. my favorite part... by carpe_noctem · · Score: 1

    Quoting from the article the 2600 article references...

    CW: What if you have to go to the bathroom or get up to get a Coke?
    JK: I guess there's a certain amount of tolerance for going to the bathroom. But if you formalize it and you create a device that skips certain second increments, you've got that only for one reason, unless you go to the bathroom for 30 seconds. They've done that just to make it easy for someone to skip a commercial.

    Ok, so you're allowed to go to the bathroom. But just don't be in there too long buddy! We'll have you taken to court for violating your contract!

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  21. WTF? by Deltan · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's right kids, your cable bill buys you.. spam! Not just any spam, but spam that talks to you and tells you how much you need their products.

    I don't remember agreeing to anything about watching commercials and actually wanting to. Nowhere did I put my john hancock on a piece of paper saying, "I wanna see Billy Mays pimp more Oxi Clean to me!"

    Someone explain to me PVR's are any different from VCR's with "VCR Plus!" which automatically mark commercials and skip over them when you watch a recorded tape. Same thing, except it's not instantaneous like a PVR. Why is one stealing and one is not?

    AOL TW if you're reading. Wanna save some of that 45B mark down? Fire her ass, you'll save yourselves a whole lotta grief down the road.

    Don't forget! When you're stealing TV (that you paid for), you're watching communism. :P

    1. Re:WTF? by kenthorvath · · Score: 2
      You make a good point, and how exactly is this any different than getting up to go to the bathroom, or changing channels during a commercial? It is up to the advertisers to come up with new draconian technology to keep us all glued to the screen. Until they strap me down to a chair and tape my eyes open (while applying eye drops and playing Beethoven's ninth) I will choose not to watch cheesy commercials. Now there ARE commercials that I do watch. They are the ones that are clever, funny, and amusing. If all commercials were amusing, I would be less likely to "skip on the spot".

      See Spot. See Spot Skip. Skip Spot; skip! Skipping Spot is stealing. See Spot steal. Good boy spot!

    2. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right or wrong, for the past several years advertisers
      (huge companies, small companies, anyone trying to
      make a buck) have been attempting to tap one of the
      few ad-free places left in the US. Schools. Schools
      hard up for money accept the bribes from companies
      and then the ads get placed on busses, on Channel 1
      which is farking MANDatory viewing.
      What a crock!!!

  22. So am I a thief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I turn the channel when ads come on. I feel so bad now. I think I'll go write a check to ted turner. I know he has billions, but dammit I stole his show and that makes me a criminal.

    50 hail marys and 20 our fathers

  23. disgusting by gvonk · · Score: 5, Insightful


    The only payment for a lot [of content] is the willingness of the viewer to watch the spot, the commercial. That's part of the contract between the network and the viewer. For anybody to step in between that content and encourage the viewer to disregard the payment in time that he's making--I think everybody should fight those people...or let the viewer have a subscription model where they pay for that, in which case the monies can be taken in and distributed back to cover the loss of the ad revenue.

    This is wrong on so many levels. I can watch whatever the fuck I want to of the television programming you send into my house. If I want to watch only 3 minutes of CSPAN perday and nothing else, so be it. If I want to watch only the 5 or 6 interesting shows on the air, so be it. If I want to close my eyes and not watch the ads or find some other way to not watch them, too freakin bad for you! YOU were the one who decided that the volatile business model of selling advertising would bring you stable profits; you are the one taking the risk and putting together the programming together in the first place.
    I don't owe you anything.

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    1. Re:disgusting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uhhh...arent we already paying?

    2. Re:disgusting by Danse · · Score: 2

      Yeah.. but i guess we just aren't paying enough for their liking. We need legislation to increase their profits!

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    3. Re:disgusting by dimator · · Score: 5, Insightful

      YOU were the one who decided that the volatile business model of selling advertising would bring you stable profits

      Volatile? This is how television has worked for decades. This model is what pays the stars of the shows millions of dollars per episode. It's hardly volatile.

      The interesting thing is, does it really matter if you watch the ads or not? Networks' ad revenue is based on how many people watch a show, which is based on Nielson ratings. It is NOT based on how many people buy something after they see an ad, because that is pretty hard to determine.

      So if a Nielson family PVR's a show, it will still show up in it's Nielson rating. Who cares if everyone *else* watches or doesnt watch the ads?

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    4. Re:disgusting by Pogue+Mahone · · Score: 3, Funny
      (I actually saw this argument on TV a while ago, so *of course* it must be true. ;-)

      The people who are paying for the TV shows are those who buy goods from the advertisers, regardless of whether they watch the shows or not - the viewers are being subsidised by those who buy anyway.

      So if you really want to get your TV for free, you have to watch *all* the commercials on *all* the channels, and avoid buying *anything* from the companies who advertise. Simply ignoring the commercials isn't good enough, because you might inadvertently buy something that was advertised and thus make a contribution to the TV channel's budget.

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    5. Re:disgusting by dirk · · Score: 3, Insightful

      While I disagree with saying PVR is basically theft, we have to consider the ramifications of TV with no commercials (or commercials which are watched by no one). Commercials are the only way commercial TV stations generate money. The only other way I can think of for them to generate money is to charge for their channel (and if this happen, cable prices would increase probably 20 times) or to include ads in the actual shows themselves. The problem with the first is obvious, but there is a bigger problem with the second solution. If ads are included in the show (say the cast of friends always have to mention how much they love Jif peanut butter) you start to lose show content and more importantly, show control. If the advertising is integrated with the show, advertisers will rightly want to control how their ads show up. They won't want the evil murder on Law and Order talking about how he loves to spread Jif peanut butter on dead bodies. SO creators lose control of at least part of the content of their shows, which makes for much worse television.

      I don't agree that PVRs are theft, but I see no other ways TV can stay free (or even affordable for most people) and have no one watching the commercials.

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      "Information wants to be expensive" - Stewart Brand, the same guy who said "Information wants to be free"
    6. Re:disgusting by kubrick · · Score: 2

      I adopt a related approach; I blacklist companies that sponsor shows I find especially annoying. (assuming I would ever have bought anything from that company anyway).

      For example, I live in Australia, and the 2nd series of localised Big Brother has just started here; now I see enough annoying advertising for this series that I've decided to punish those people paying for the media blitz. (and the only program I watch on that channel is The Simpsons, maybe a couple of hours a week).

      I know my actions alone won't affect them at all, but if enough other people acted like this, maybe companies will stop spending their money on idiotic media 'events' and saturation advertising like this.

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    7. Re:disgusting by p3d0 · · Score: 2
      This is wrong on so many levels.
      Damn, I was just about to post an article with exactly that first sentence.

      The one other thing I'd add is that I can't believe these people are dumb enough to try to force adds on people who don't want to watch them. How is that going to sell anything?

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    8. Re:disgusting by hendridm · · Score: 1

      > I can watch whatever the fuck I want to of the television programming you send into my house.

      Although I agree this is how it should be, but I'm sure the industry would be willing to curb ads if you and I are willing to pay more money per month, and I'm guessing a lot more money per month. They can't do it for free. As much as I hate ads, I know they're necessary.

      What angers me more is the fact that I feel like I'm paying a LOT of money in monthly access charges and still have to sit through ads. Not only that, there should be fewer ads per television show. Why do they show the same ad 3 times during one show, especially ones that I've seen 6 million times already. I get it that Jared lost 300 pounds on his Subway diet. I understand that Britney thinks Pepsi is swell. I've seen this one already, on with my show!

      And don't give me the excuse, "well, YOU might have seen it a million times, but someone else might not have." Horse pucky. I may watch a decent amount of television, but I KNOW there are a bunch of commercials that anyone who watches even an hour a week have seen. Why play these over and over. If anything, you're not selling your product, you're just annoying the hell out of me. Perhaps that's the point?

      Meanwhile, a meager, disgusting Subway sub costs me $3.50 for something that might have been two-thirds the price if they didn't advertise so damn much, but I'm not in advertising/marketing. And don't even get me started and the price of soda and automobiles...

    9. Re:disgusting by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      I agree to you, you said the things I couldn't with my broken english...

      Don't watch the ads because you are so 133t with your PVR but... You will give them no chance except moving to a subscription model.

      Tivo is currently partnering with AOL in the other news. I guess some stinky online services but... If Time Warner boss gone that mad to call all PVR owners thiefs, you will see some real surprising stuff in a year I'd say...

      People, believe me, TV is a REAL , REAL expensive business... Its not just those superstar sitcoms getting the money, its... everything you can imagine in TV building.

      Oh, I fastforward the ads on my SVHS video, 6x speed :-) So, it makes me 1/6 thief? :-)

    10. Re:disgusting by Jim+Norton · · Score: 1
      Why play these over and over. If anything, you're not selling your product, you're just annoying the hell out of me. Perhaps that's the point?

      Not exactly. It's my belief (and it has been theorized by others as well, I believe) is that repetitive advertising drives "needs association" into your subconscious. When you're thirsty you are conditioned to think "Coke" or "Pepsi", if you're hungry you're conditioned to think "McDonalds", etc, etc. The repitition itself is simply used to drive the point home more forcefully than if you had only seen the commercial once.

      I hate it as much as you probably do, but it's certainly effective.

      BTW, I definitely recommend that anyone read "No Logo" or "Culture Jam" to better understand what i'm talking about. "Culture Jam" is a good read and i've heard that "No Logo" is as well.

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      -- Jim
    11. Re:disgusting by Erasmus+Darwin · · Score: 2
      "Networks' ad revenue is based on how many people watch a show, which is based on Nielson ratings. It is NOT based on how many people buy something after they see an ad, because that is pretty hard to determine."

      Yes, but companies pay out based on Nielson ratings because they believe (presumably with the help of marketing research) that those ads do cause people to go out and buy things later. If ads decline in actual effectiveness, that knowledge will eventually get back to advertisers, who will then value ratings to a much lesser degree.

    12. Re:disgusting by kadehje · · Score: 5, Informative

      The interesting thing is, does it really matter if you watch the ads or not? Networks' ad revenue is based on how many people watch a show, which is based on Nielson ratings. It is NOT based on how many people buy something after they see an ad, because that is pretty hard to determine.

      That statement is slightly incorrect. Networks advertising revenue is based not only on how many people watch a show, but also on the what advertisers are willing to pay to show ads to each viewer. For example, Anheuser-Busch will pay a lot more per viewer to have Budweiser ads shown during an ESPN hockey game than during Oprah Winfrey's show because the two target audiences are different. If technology makes it easier for viewers to skip advertisements, then it can be expected that the advertiser's perecieved value for TV spots will drop, assuming the audience size does not grow. This is a reasonable assumption to make since if even fewer people now than before are viewing an ad, then fewer new sales can be expected as a result of a given television ad campaign. Thus networks will experience a drop in revenue because of this.

      On the other hand, calling the user of PVR's theives will not do these networks any good, and risks further alienating people from these outlets' programming. Technology changes: they need to deal with it, and I believe most will do so in the long run. IMO, the pay cable channels like HBO and Showtime have the right idea: produce top-notch, ad-free programming and air popular movies long before any other television outlet (beside PPV), and people will gladly pay $12-15 a month for your product. If a similar premium service came out that aired sports in a similar fashion at a similar price, then I would cancel all of my other basic cable channels in a heartbeat and be happy with over-the-air and two premium services for ~$30/month that I will watch on a nightly basis. Unfortunately, the rules of American sports make explicit allowances for TV timeouts and the like, so a premium ESPN doesn't seem possible for the near future.

    13. Re:disgusting by ronfar · · Score: 1
      TV with no commercials? Wow, that'd be great! They'd start putting on the kind of TV I like. What kind of TV is that? TV with lots of toy (or video game) based merchandising. A good example is the fact that I just bought the "Big O" and "Big Duo" toys from Bandai. I bought those because I watched "Big O" on the cartoon network. (Good thing my brother has cable!)

      I think the Simpson's would stay on, what with those electronic character sets and video game tie ins. Oh, and this would be the type of thing that would save shows like Futurama. Turner itself might've been a little less quick to cancel Crusade!

      Of course some shows, shows that couldn't have toy or video game tie ins, well those would just have to be replaced by infomercials or something. However, all wouldn't be lost, if you still wanted serious dramatic shows you could contribute to PBS. People have been doing that for years...

      Of course, a lot of other types of shows would be in trouble... but then, how much quality TV survives anyway? TV is already a lowest common denominator based medium. Lots of times shows get critical acclaim and the axe a few episodes later. Most of the tripe that survives is not worth saving....

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    14. Re:disgusting by Rogerborg · · Score: 5, Insightful
      • So if a Nielson family PVR's a show, it will still show up in it's Nielson rating

      With a big old question mark over it regarding whether the ads were actually watched. Advertisers - who have to pretend to believe that advertising has an effect - will happily use any uncertainty to leverage pay deals.

      There's an interesting advert airing in the UK at the moment, for the main satellite broadcaster. They're selling a tweaked PVR that also decodes two channels at once. The advert is about how subversive this is. Unspecified Men In Black are aghast that Joe Consumer is pausing live TV and watching one channel while recording another. What they don't say is that you can skip adverts. It's a very intruiging angle on it; the broadcasters are clearly uncomfortable with the idea. It doesn't feel right, even to them, and they backed away from pushing one of the big selling points, the ad skips.

      Incidentally, in the UK, ratings are gathered minute-by-minute, so they know if we're channel hopping during the adverts. The ratings households also have their VCR recordings watermarked, so their viewings are registered when they play them back. I don't know if they can detect advert skips in a recording, or whether the watermarking works on PVR's. I do know that they're worried about digital content, as we went a week or so at the start of the year with no figures, when they screwed up the rollout of a new interim system to track figures, while they come up with a complete solution to registering all digital content play through the TV.

      Now there's a thought. What's the difference between recording and playing back to my PVR, between me getting that same digital content from someone else, or downloading a copy from the 'net, or for that matter using my TV to play a sports game from my PC or console which has in game advertising?

      I can see why this is keeping the advertising droids awake at night. If they want to continue pretending that advertising works, they'll need some pretty smart hardware - or some pretty harsh legislation. And it's that latter thought that worries me. If you thought the RIAA and MPAA were bad, wait until the advertising market wakes up and smells the digital coffee.

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    15. Re:disgusting by RalphSlate · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is wrong on so many levels. I can watch whatever the fuck I want to of the television programming you send into my house. If I want to watch only 3 minutes of CSPAN perday and nothing else, so be it. If I want to watch only the 5 or 6 interesting shows on the air, so be it. If I want to close my eyes and not watch the ads or find some other way to not watch them, too freakin bad for you! YOU were the one who decided that the volatile business model of selling advertising would bring you stable profits; you are the one taking the risk and putting together the programming together in the first place.

      OK, you're technically correct. You certainly have the right to ignore the commercials. However, if you and everyone else choose to ignore the commercials, you can kiss TV goodbye. Devices that automatically skip the commercials, which are definitely legally grey, hasten the demise of TV. If the advertisers know that no one is watching the commercials, they stop advertising. With no ads, it's pretty hard to justify giving your content away for free, especially when it's extremly expensive to produce.

      It's not enough to say "they have a lousy business model". That's a cop-out. That's like the CEO of a company, after laying off 10,000 workers, outsourcing the work to China, and terminating pension payments to retirees saying "Too bad, those people should have had a better financial plan". You may not like it, but there is no such thing as a free ride. You get the TV because you have to put up with the ads.

      The bottom line is, the companies are allowing you to view their content for free in exchange for the ads (cable fees pay for cable access). You certainly can ignore the ads if you want, but as soon as you buy a device to strip them from the show, you're violating the contract between the TV station and you.

      This is, by the way, 100% equivalent to using internet ad blockers. This is the classic ethical problem of the "free rider", where individuals, rationalizing that their actions don't matter, choose to not "pay" for service. Of course, if everyone took that path, the service would cease to exist.

      Ralph

    16. Re:disgusting by MCZapf · · Score: 2
      Commercials: I wouldn't mind seeing them go the way of the dinosaur. They are a very crude way of collecting revenue, and as technology improves, we can afford to impliment more finely grained payment controls.

      Why on Earth would I want this? Because it just makes me sick thinking of all the crappy content I pay for by virtue of buying products from the sponsers. Sure, I could stop drinking (for example) Pepsi, but what if I like like Pepsi? If I only pay for quality programming, maybe all the other crap will disappear.

      Commercials are about 28 seconds longer than they need to be anyway. It's so annoying how they mercilessly try to drum messages into my head.

      Would any of you ever, ever watch something as stupid as "Glutton Bowl" if it was funded by you, rather than advertisers?

    17. Re:disgusting by Viking+Coder · · Score: 2

      I would pay money for a channel that had no commercials and showed Eek The Cat, The Maxx, The Simpsons, Futurama, The Family Guy, The Critic, Invader Zim, South Park, Duckman, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Cowboy Bebop, and The Tick. And I certainly wouldn't mind if the channel also showed King Of The Hill, Beavis and Butthead, Dilbert, PowerPuff Girls, Ren and Stimpy, Sponge Bob Square Pants, classic Looney Tunes, and maybe stuff like Superfriends, The Adventures of Batman And Robin, Animaniacs, Robotech, Voltron, Thundercats, heck even Transformers and He-Man. Organize the shows so that the more adult-only they are, the closer to prime-time they show. Kids shows in the morning, more sarcastic and adult in the evening. Hell, it'd be my favorite channel, and I'd probably watch it every day after work for an hour or two.

      I would probably also pay money for a music channel that actually showed videos from music that I mostly like.

      And I'd pay for good news coverage.

      I have no problem going with a subscription-based model for entertainment that I enjoy.

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    18. Re:disgusting by black88 · · Score: 1

      Good, let television die.

    19. Re:disgusting by geekoid · · Score: 2

      that rightm then the "stars" of friends would be forced to live on a measley 100,000 a week. we can't have that!

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    20. Re:disgusting by Beliskner · · Score: 1

      This guy is taking it personally. Ad revenues are not his to possess. The shareholders constantly scream out for more and more profits. Ads were just a way of increasing this profit, decreasing subscription costs and thus reaching a greater viewer base, increasing revenue. They are in effect just as temporary ad hoc measure. Subscriptions are the core of what pays for the service in law. A TV alrady carves the content by changing brightness, contrast, picture size, widescreen. Temporal carving was always inevitable. TV advertising can stop tomorrow, it's not a guaranteed income, same as shares in Yahoo! It just seems like a guranteed income which you're entitled to while it's there. There's nothing stopping it from not being there.

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    21. Re:disgusting by Erasmus+Darwin · · Score: 2
      "that rightm then the "stars" of friends would be forced to live on a measley 100,000 a week."

      ...and the stars of many of the less popular shows (some of which tend to have a loyal geek following) will be off collecting unemployment. If there's an across-the-board drop in ad revenue, it hits everyone. The super-popular shows have enough leeway to tighten their belts. The less mainstream shows will probably get kicked in favor of reality TV garbage.

    22. Re:disgusting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and the stars of many of the less popular shows (some of which tend to have a loyal geek following) will be off collecting unemployment

      And why is that a bad thing? Isn't that just the market at work?

    23. Re:disgusting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Volatile? This is how television has worked for decades.

      But the industry has changed. Instead of 2-4 broadcast channels, people have access to 100+ channels. There's always something to watch besides the ads. And unlike the past, where there wasn't really a way to monitor what people watch, today it's easy for advertisers to get a fairly accurate picure of what viewers see, thanks to technology. I see two options for broadcasters: either create compelling content that people will pay for so that ads aren't needed; or offer per channel pricing, so people don't have (or have to pay for) hundreds of channels they only watch when their favorite shows take a commercial break.
    24. Re:disgusting by bnenning · · Score: 2
      However, if you and everyone else choose to ignore the commercials, you can kiss TV goodbye.


      Showtime and HBO appear to be doing rather well.


      It's not enough to say "they have a lousy business model". That's a cop-out.


      Why? Some business models are just crappy and deserve to die; that's part of capitalism.


      as soon as you buy a device to strip them from the show, you're violating the contract between the TV station and you


      Please supply a definition of "contract" that makes this sentence remotely accurate. Does this "contract" also require me to actively buy the products of the advertisers? After all, if I don't, I'm reducing the value of the advertising and ultimately "stealing" just as much from the station.


      This is, by the way, 100% equivalent to using internet ad blockers.


      Yes, and neither is legally or morally wrong.

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  24. What they don't realize... by Cornelius+the+Great · · Score: 1

    ...is that the vast majority of us change channels during commercials.

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    1. Re:What they don't realize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes they do...

      They even know what channels you prefer to swap to and the like! (well not exactly YOU, but someone with a likelly socio-economic profile).

      They are watching...

  25. Karma Whoring: Link to Full Interview by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    CableWorld interview with Turner

    *cough* posting anonymous because... well.. you know.

    -spectecjr

  26. Channel Surfing == Armed Robbery by vkg · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Yeah, right... watching Buffy, then skipping over to PBS while the ads are showing is going to be illegal soon, right? Your new CBDTPA TV set is going to force you to watch shows ALL THE WAY THROUGH.

    Jesus, give me a break! (no pun intended)

    1. Re:Channel Surfing == Armed Robbery by ThaReetLad · · Score: 1

      I can just see this happening. TV's with built in DRM will not allow you to change channel, turn off or mute until the program you're watching finishes.

      alternatively TV execs could stop paying actors $1M+ for each episode. If their business model changes then perhaps they should rethink how much stuff costs. No one can realistically demand that their right to print money be enshrined in law (unless you have a pet senator obviously).

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  27. FINE! by gnovos · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Then I'll just take my public airwaves back please... Oh, NOW who's the thief?

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    1. Re:FINE! by jgerman · · Score: 2
      Well said. In the case of broadcast tv, you're beaming a signal on public airwaves. I'm not sure how you're allowed to restrict the use of that signal in any way shape or form. The fact that the NFL has that copyright disclaimer about reproducing the images shouldn't really be legal.


      An argument could be made for cable since it's sent over lines paid for by the cable companies, but in that case, I'm paying for the content, quite a bit too.


      Is tnt available anywhere over regular airwaves. We only get it here over cable. Not that I watch it, it's a terrible station. Sorry Ted, I'm not going to watch your commercials or the reruns of Full House you seems to think everyone wants.

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    2. Re:FINE! by The+Mayor · · Score: 2

      The signal is just a medium. Like a videotape. Or a CD. I understand that beaming data over public airways should mean that people can use the airways anyway they want within the confines of copyright law, I don't understand how the medium affects the copyright.

      The copyright is still valid. If I read a book over the radio, that doesn't make the book part of the public domain.

      Don't confuse the medium with the content. You should be able to do whatever you want with the medium. But altering the content for anything other than for personal use (i.e. rebroadcasting or whatever) crosses the boundary into copyright law. The question is really whether altering the TV program (by removing commercials) constitutes a violation of copyright law. IANAL, but I wouldn't think it would (unless rebroadcasted...i.e. put on the Internet w/o commercials).

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    3. Re:FINE! by jgerman · · Score: 2

      That's a valid POV, however AFAIC, when you pass something through over the airwaves you are giving it away. You have no choice in the matter as the creator. To be fair however, copyright law is, in my eyes, a travesty, and a ridiculous concept.

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    4. Re:FINE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Communist! public property doesn't exist in a capitalist world

    5. Re:FINE! by PlatoShrimp · · Score: 1

      Yeah! The broadcasters have been ignoring my EULA for years. Somewhere in it there's something about beaming signals through my body and some kind of "pay-per-signal" thing, but I haven't read it in a while.

    6. Re:FINE! by Alsee · · Score: 2

      "Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!"

      Oh look! PUPPIES!

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      - - You can't take something off the Internet! That's like trying to take pee out of a swimming pool.
    7. Re:FINE! by gnovos · · Score: 2

      I don't understand how the medium affects the copyright.

      I think this particular medium does affect it, though, because:

      A) They are given free reign to use public property without paying anything. It would be like setting up a public art project, and then suing people who took pictures. If they want to keep thier copyright intact they shouldn't broadcast it over public airwaves (cable only).

      B) They are using, in addition to "air", people's bidies, houses, cars, pets, etc. for thier "medium" (radio waves go through all that stuff). It would be VERY hard, no IMPOSSIBLE, to justify owning the copyright on something that is forcibly written onto somone elses body.

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      "Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!"
    8. Re:FINE! by taniwha · · Score: 2

      yeah - I'm just waiting for the next generation of kids (who've grown up on cable and satellite and maybe never lived with an off-the-air feed) to start making comments like "he's stealing cable, he's got one of those antenna thingys on hiw roof".

    9. Re:FINE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I don't understand how the medium affects the copyright.

      Simple. Their medium is a public, limited resource, and they've been granted a monopoly on its use. Selling me a videotape is not the same thing at all, because when they do that, they're not denying resources to anyone else. With spectrum, they are - the fact that they broadcast means other people can't.

      These same people, incidentally, are lobbying against ultrawideband (recently approved but only at very low power), which could eliminate spectrum scarcity.

      While you're right from a legal standpoint (I think), from a moral standpoint it only seems right that if you're sponging off a government-created monopoly, you should have a greater obligation to serve the public than if you're not.

    10. Re:FINE! by Odinson · · Score: 2

      Why take the airwaves back? It's only one way of getting Internet.

      The more successful a commercial/"pirate" crackdown is, the sooner it will before the first 24 hour free to redistribute streaming video net channel comes about. Their advertising will be all taken care of, all they need to do is say "We won't try to arrest you! We don't care what you do with our content, just don't sell it! Who cares what you watch this on!"

      "IWAMOBLAM.com proud member of the openvideo network. The you can't steal this if you try network, now presenting "potato weapons unleashed."

  28. How about by browser_war_pow · · Score: 2

    if I'm a thief of your precious IP then you're a thief of my far more valuable freedoms. Your entire business is a government created business. It cannot exist without state intervention into the economy. In a true lassiez faire nation you would not exist or would be scraping by. Don't whine and bitch and moan to me, you people are worse than welfare babies. Both you and welfare babies have to suck off the public teat for your sustinanice, but at least the welfare babies are even a little bit greatful for what society gives them. You miserable little shits expect society to hand over its cash and rights to you and then respect you and for you to not have to in any way show appreciation.

    That is what I would say to that exec if I was called a thief by such a person to my face.....

  29. what the? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I signed a contract saying I am legally required to watch all adverts they show on TV? Hmm, maybe I signed a contract with Coca Cola that I have to drink their product whenever I see a Santa Claus

  30. He is missing something - some people like ads by kasnol · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I personally like to watch commercials if they are good quality.
    i.e. Nike ads etc
    so if they can make ads attractive enough, ppl like me will WATCH it

  31. Does this mean.. by ShaunC · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ..if I decide to watch the ads, I can quit paying money to watch cable?

    I was under the impression that the money I pay to my cable company - Time Warner, which is a Turner enterprise in its own right - is passed along to the cable content providers in licensing fees. I thought that my cable subscription fee was divvied up and sent piece by piece to Showtime, E!, the Comedy channel, etc. I guess perhaps I've been wrong all these years, and Turner is giving the programming to my (Turner) cable company? That Turner isn't making a penny off the fees I pay to my cable company? Ignoring, of course, the obvious Turner-Time Warner relationship.

    I really don't get it. I pay for cable programming, it has commercials. My local TV stations are free, they have commercials. Guess which channels on which I'm more likely to mute/skip commercials? Damn right - the channels I pay for.

    Shaun

    --
    Thanks to the War on Drugs, it's easier to buy meth than it is to buy cold medicine!
    1. Re:Does this mean.. by Lumpy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You are right, the cable provider pay's hefty fees to carry each channel. Some newer channels and the moron channels(tv shopping and infomercial channels) pay the cable system to carry it. While again some channels like Discovery have a regular rate but FORCE the cable carrier to also carry their off-shoot channels.. like discovery-kids, discovery-vasectomy, and discovery-rerun channels.

      If any TV network or cable network tries to tell you (Espically the Turner scumbags) they are hurting because of this then you can be assured that is is a 100% lie. Someone needs to go public calling the Turner network anti-american (Duh, it has been for years, look at who turner is married to) and call the CEO a hypocritical liar. Yes, calling him a liar in public will get things rolling.

      This Bullcrap has to stop and it has to stop now. Why the hell do these overpaid SOB's get to make bold-faced lies to the public and not get called on the carpet about it?

      I think it's time to start forming an angry mob.

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      Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
    2. Re:Does this mean.. by angelo · · Score: 1

      They are getting divorced, just so you know. Apparently, she's become one of those born again shee^H^H^H^Hchristians.

    3. Re:Does this mean.. by Sc00ter · · Score: 2
      What you are paying the cable company for is the service that they provice. That service is the actual cable run on the polls, keeping the signal running over those cables, having the sat dishes and such to get the signal to put over the cable.. NOT the actual programming. With the exception of pay channels, and those don't have commercials

    4. Re:Does this mean.. by Erik+Fish · · Score: 1

      That's cool, that's cool.

      I wish AOL/Time Warner and the other cable companies good luck in their goal of getting people to pay for those lines and those dishes and all that other shit without showing things that people want to watch on them.

    5. Re:Does this mean.. by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2

      What you are paying the cable company for is the service that they provice.

      Where I live this is understood to be 'Delivery of TV signals to my house'

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    6. Re:Does this mean.. by fwr · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You're wrong of course. If that was the case then there would be no extra charge for extra programming with commercials. Most cable companies have a "basic cable" option where you get the basic channels, possibly 20-30 channels, all with commercials. Then they charge you EXTRA for additional channels (like CSPAN, FNC, etc) that ALSO HAVE COMMERCIALS. If your bogus excuse was true then all programming with commercials would be free and there would only be one basic fee for cable TV with extras only for premium programming with no commercials. In fact, as others mentioned, MOST channels do cost the cable company $$$ to provide to it's customers, and that money goes right to the producers of that programming. A much smaller percentage "give" their programming free to cable companies, and an even smaller percentage actually pay cable companies to run their programming. Either you are severely misinformed or you are being dishonest.

    7. Re:Does this mean.. by Sc00ter · · Score: 2
      They of course need extra equipment to offer the extra channels. Sometimes whole cities or towns need to be upgraded to handle the extra bandwidth needed.

    8. Re:Does this mean.. by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2

      Someone needs to go public calling the Turner network anti-american (Duh, it has been for years, look at who turner is married to)

      Jane Fonda filed for divorce over a year ago.

      Please check your facts before posting nonsense to Slashot. I always do!

    9. Re:Does this mean.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, Turner lost control of all former Turner Broadcasting stations shortly after AOL took over. Poor bastard.

    10. Re:Does this mean.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Jane Fonda filed for divorce over a year ago.
      Somehow, I can see why...
  32. A Clockwork Orange by j09824 · · Score: 3, Funny

    What's going to be next? This???

    1. Re:A Clockwork Orange by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Burgess was prescient about so many things. How long before fake wars and organized homosexuality as population control? Or commercial cannabalism to combat food shortages? Damn! Can't remember the name of the book. Can someone help me out with that?

    2. Re:A Clockwork Orange by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      How long before fake wars

      What do you mean "how long"? What do you think has been going on since the end of the cold war?

      organized homosexuality as population control?

      Don't need to organize that--high population densities lead to homosexuality in many mammals. Nature already does it for us.

  33. So wait if that is theft... by rblancarte · · Score: 5, Funny

    Will they pay me if I record their channel and JUST watch the comercials? It sounds like a sound arguement.

    RonB

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    It is human nature to take shortcuts in thinking.
  34. Um right they have a ad contract? by Dudds · · Score: 1

    Ok let's see, I pay $60/month for cable. What in the world do they smoke that they think they can even PLAY ads?! It's like AOL, you pay for a service that shows you ads???

    When will people realize that they are getting screwed over BIGTIME. When you pay for something, you should get it, not the ads that "come" with it.

    -Dudds

    1. Re:Um right they have a ad contract? by Lambdaknight · · Score: 1

      You pay the 60$ for your cable provider, NOT for the broadcasting companies. They get exactly 0.00$ from these 60$. The broadcasting companies are entirely financed by the advertisement.

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      -- Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
    2. Re:Um right they have a ad contract? by Ageless+Stranger · · Score: 1

      Cable companies pay TNT/TBS for the right to broadcast their signal. All 'cable' channels work this way. I'm not sure about network broadcasters (ABC/CBS/NBC) though.

    3. Re:Um right they have a ad contract? by phil+reed · · Score: 2
      You pay the 60$ for your cable provider, NOT for the broadcasting companies. They get exactly 0.00$ from these 60$.


      Wrong. Cable-only channel providers do get money per head from the cable company. The amount varies (I heard somewhere that the Weather Channel gets something like 20 cents per connected household per month; others are higher).

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      ...phil
      "For a list of the ways which technology has failed to improve our quality of life, press 3."
    4. Re:Um right they have a ad contract? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > It's like AOL, you pay for a service that shows you ads???

      Next they will make it 'illegal' to put dubleclick in my hosts file.

  35. He does have an excellent point by BoBaBrain · · Score: 1

    I for one will be taking my toilet breaks during the shows from now on.

    I only pray that Mr. Kellner can forgive me for my previous indiscretions.

    --
    I am a Karma Library.
  36. No problem by ragefan · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, i don't bother to use my TiVo to record the lame edited movies on TBS and TNT, I'd rather watch the whole movie!!

    1. Re:No problem by Kibo · · Score: 1

      But what about Atlanta Hawks games? Surely those are worth recording for posterity if nothing else!

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      --Jimmy has fancy plans; and pants to match.
  37. Flipping channels by vagnerr · · Score: 1

    Have you not noticed how strangly almost all the channels have their adverts at exactly the same time. "Ah adverts, i'll just channel hop for a bit, adverts, adverts, adverts.... etc" Its almost as if they all work together to make sure this happens, but that can't be right? ... Can it?

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    -- Vagnerr - (www.vagnerr.com) Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
    1. Re:Flipping channels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ive noticed this too! Pisses the hell outta me...

    2. Re:Flipping channels by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

      Works for me- go grab dinner, bathroom break, read a few pages of a book, go grab a smoke.

      Since I do this, do I now owe TNT $x for not watching the commercials? No? Gee, I guess PVR skipping is ok now...

      --
      Vote monkeys into Congress. They are cheaper and more trustworthy.
    3. Re:Flipping channels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Re sig: Congressmen aren't cute.

    4. Re:Flipping channels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think if they do organize it that way, it's for competition.

      If you see a commercial and change the channel, and there's another commercial, you're likely to change back to the original channel. But if you see a commercial and change the channel, and there's another program, you might forget that you were watching something else. They want to keep your viewership, so they schedule commercials at the same time as someone else..

      Just a theory.

      Also: have you noticed that TNT has way more commercials than most other networks?

    5. Re:Flipping channels by gimpboy · · Score: 1

      do they all have adverts at the same time, or is such a large percentage of their programming advertisement that it seems that way?

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      -- john
    6. Re:Flipping channels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Re sig: Congressmen aren't cute.

      And monkeys don't masturbate nearly as much as congressmen.

    7. Re:Flipping channels by vagnerr · · Score: 1

      Grin, I think you might just have a point there :)

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      -- Vagnerr - (www.vagnerr.com) Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
    8. Re:Flipping channels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nor do they fling as much shit...

  38. Best "no-dishes" excuse ever by SLOGEN · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry love, can't help with the dishes -- entered into a contract to watch the commercials...

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    SLOGEN [ http://ungdomshus.nu : Sebastian cover music]
  39. Uh, what about sleep. by Janitor · · Score: 1

    "I guess there's a certain amount of tolerance for going to the bathroom."

    What about sleeping? I like to get a couple hours of sleep each day, am I actually stealing during that time?

    1. Re:Uh, what about sleep. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if you have picture-in-picture, but don't use it?? You COULD be watching twice as many commercials!!

  40. You don't even need that kind of machinery by JBv · · Score: 1

    I casually slip out of the living room during comercials. It's a welcome break to have a snack, go to the toilet or read some part of the boot while the TV is mute.

    I never thought my kitchen, toilet and books were all part of qualified theft. Then again, I'd rather stop stealing by stopping whatching TV than by stopping eating or reading.

    What's wrong with this guys in the US? Since when I am not free to choose what I see or don't see on TV? When I buy a TV, use a web browser or whatever I am under no contractual obligation to see comercials.

    1. Re:You don't even need that kind of machinery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > or read some part of the boot

      Doesn't the logos and labels constitute advertising ?

      Oh, 'book'!

      Actually I find that I can read a book while watching most American programs, it seems that they are specifically designed to be lightweight enough that they can be on during normal household activities without mutual interference. If the program was more more complicated and less repetitive then people would have to decide whether to watch only or switch it off.

      With, eg, the BBC there is no advertising thus they don't care too much whether you turn it off and so the programs can be more demanding (and thus to me far more interesting).

      As commercial TV only demands that the TV be on then 'chewing gum' programs are ideal for that purpose, given that the audience is prepared to put up with that.

  41. Ads by Arsewiper · · Score: 1

    I decided a long time ago that if I could remember an ad for anything I wouldn't buy that product. It works great in supermarkets. Pick up item, remember advert (entertaining or not), put down product, find something else. It's good practice for keeping a free mind.

    1. Re:Ads by Lag+Master · · Score: 1

      Do what i do, but food from the kosher supermarkets, you never see commercials for the food there...

    2. Re:Ads by Lag+Master · · Score: 1

      whups, i ment "buy food"

  42. Social contract? by autopr0n · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Maybe he just means 'social contract'. But still, if you can claim someone owes you anything simply for passively listening to radio waves broadcast on public spectrum unencrypted, you seriously need to reevaluate your position.

    Its a bit different with cable, since you do actually sign a contract, but I doubt "must watch the adds" is a clause.

    And how is this different from flipping channels, or going to the bathroom or something during a regular TV show? Or fast forwarding through commercials on a tape?

    really, turner's CEO's position is really pretty tenuous...

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    autopr0n is like, down and stuff.
    1. Re:Social contract? by interiot · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There are already exceptions to the "I can listen to anything on the public airwaves I want" notion. It's illegal to 1) listen to other's cellular phone conversations, or 2) import or manufacture a device that allows one to do that. 10 years ago, the idea of such a law would have been laughable, because there's unencrypted stuff passing through your body, right? Now it's law. Today, a law that states that you can't listen to the television airwaves without using a certified TV would be laughable. 10 years from now, it may be ancient history, simply accepted by the lemmings^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hconsumers.

    2. Re:Social contract? by Salsaman · · Score: 2
      "Today, a law that states that you can't listen to the television airwaves without using a certified TV would be laughable."

      This is already the case in the UK, you can't (officially) watch TV without buying a TV license. The TV license money goes to pay the BBC, which is entirely ad-free.

  43. enough is enough by kars · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Now maybe if they'd only show two or three ads an hour, I wouldn't mind watching them so much...

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    Take life easy: one bit at a time.
  44. hehehe by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Forget you Ted"

  45. Ad Detecting VCRs by galaga79 · · Score: 5, Informative
    What about those VCRs that have mechanisms for detecting and skipping ads? They must really instill fear in the likes of Jamie Kellner and co.

    After a quick Google I found an example of such device, being the Hitachi VT-FX880E that has a feature called Commercial Advantage. I am not sure how effective it is but his a snippet taken from a review

    If the FX880 were a computer Commercial Advantage would be described as its killer app. What it actually reflects is Hitachi ingeniously tackling the old problem of getting rid of the ads from programmes recorded from commercial TV stations. There have been attempts to do this almost from the dawn of the VCR but most have attempted to blank out the ads completely. What Commercial Advantage cleverly does is detect when an ad break starts, automatically kicks into fast forward and then drops back to normal speed when the programme resumes, all without you having to lift a finger.

    It does this by detecting a signal that is sent at the beginning of each ad break which effectively returns a network to local programming so ads for that region can be shown. A signal at the end of the break marks network programming restarting and the end of the Commercial Advantage option. As with all good ideas it is deceptively simple but not without its faults. In our tests of the feature we found CA kicking in at the start of local TV promo spots (trailers, etc) that run before the advertisements themselves. Even so, it's a great idea and a genuinely useful one.

    1. Re:Ad Detecting VCRs by PhatAir · · Score: 1
      I bought one of these and (in the UK) it worked about 75% of the time. The really annoying thing was it sometimes missed the indicator to start recording after the adverts had finished and so missed part of/rest of the show. This made it next to useless in my book, and so I returned it and got my cash back on the grounds that it didn't work as advertised.


      I think to manufacture a device that skips all adds without screwing up is next to impossible (which is the reason why all VCR's don't include the feature).

    2. Re:Ad Detecting VCRs by pavera · · Score: 1

      My business partner has a really good one of these.
      I've never seen it miss, whole ball games, movies,
      half hour shows, everything, whole vhs tapes full of tv, with no adds. I don't know what manufacturer/model his is, but I know it works.

    3. Re:Ad Detecting VCRs by biglig2 · · Score: 2

      Well, I do this manually. When I remember - it's always embarassing when my significant other asks me "why are we watching adverts when it is on tape?"

      This must be why ITV digital has failed in the UK - all those buggers going to the toilet during ad breaks.

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      ~~~~~ BigLig2? You mean there's another one of me?
    4. Re:Ad Detecting VCRs by Lumpy · · Score: 5, Informative

      what it is attempting to detect are Cue tones.. and they happen from 5-3 seconds before the break is to start (depending on the network, the delay was for tape decks to get up to speed, now we use Pentium 133 machines inserting 24 Mpeg2 streams at once.... cool hardware) The problem with the VCR and why it is now a flop is that the new digital insertion equipment filters out the touchtones that are the Cue tones (Usually a *XXX to start with XXX being a number sequence and a #XXX to be a stop tone, they dont send those and are almost always ignored except for live events)

      so this vcr would not work today. and digital cable channels dont use old-fashoned touch tone based Cue tones but a 3rd digital audio carrier sent on the sattelite feed that is fed directly to the ad insertion equipment and is never a part of the signal that leaves the cable TV headend.

      The ONLY way you are going to detect and remove commercials is with a luminance level detector and a type of "AI" to watch a few of the shows and determine the approximation of the ad-break times and then work on assumptions. AD's are 30 and 60 seconds in length and breaks are from 2 to 4 minutes in length with Turner networks averaging 8 minutes or more. (UPN does 10 I swear!)

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    5. Re:Ad Detecting VCRs by Altus · · Score: 1

      one interesting feature of the V-chip that is now common in TVs is that you can set it to not display video that is unrated.

      I believe most advertizing falls into this category, you could probably use something like this to detect ads and remove them

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      "In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women..." -H. Simpson

    6. Re:Ad Detecting VCRs by slyfox · · Score: 2
      The ProScan VCR I have has an "auto-commercial-skip" feature like the one you describe. BTW, this isn't a feature for which I paid extra. My VCR isn't a high-end model or anything; I'm not even sure I was even aware it had this feature when I bought it.

      After you record a show it rewinds the tape and scans what you recorded looking for commercial breaks. When you play back the tape, it begins fast forwarding at the beginning of a commercials and resumes normal play speed at the end of the commercials.

      It works pretty well, though Law and Order sometimes confuses it with their scene transitions. However, since you watch the commercial go by, you can tell when it screws up and then you can just rewind or fast forward as needed.

      If a mainstream VCRs I bought a couple of years ago can do this, why are so many corporations fixating on TiVOs?

    7. Re:Ad Detecting VCRs by weinerdog · · Score: 1

      The ONLY way you are going to detect and remove commercials is with a luminance level detector and a type of "AI" to watch a few of the shows and determine the approximation of the ad-break times and then work on assumptions. AD's are 30 and 60 seconds in length and breaks are from 2 to 4 minutes in length with Turner networks averaging 8 minutes or more. (UPN does 10 I swear!)

      Couldn't you also measure the level of sound compression? IIRC, virtually all commercial spots compress their audio range so that instead of a range of very quiet - very loud you get a range of loud - very loud.

      My RCA VCR blanks out and fast forwards through commercials. I don't record a lot of programs, but it seems to work almost all of the time. I'm not sure what technology it uses, but it has to go back *after* it's finished recording in order to mark the commercials.

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    8. Re:Ad Detecting VCRs by geekoid · · Score: 2

      actually, you could probably just watch the gain. When it takes a sudden spike, its a commercial.
      I built a device that turns of the speaker to the TV when the gain spikes, it has almost never failed, and it never shut the speaker off during a non advertisment.

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    9. Re:Ad Detecting VCRs by steve_l · · Score: 1

      Actually another way to detect them would be collaborative filtering; enough people mark something up as an add then its frame checksum would get recognised and the vcr could skip...relies on the systems all being networked, but that isnt hard.

      Of course, there is the abuse problem...what happens if enough people mod down CNN news as nothing but advertising...

    10. Re:Ad Detecting VCRs by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 2

      Abuse can be checked by only having a trusted group of filterers. This wouldn't be slashdot we're talking about, where it takes people with different opinions to recognize the value of various posts. What constitutes an ad is clear-cut. Just mark the start and end times, and maybe a quick description of what it is. (so that people who want, say, to capture a movie trailer off of TV can do so more easily)

      Then, the longer the viewer waits, the more filters get dl'd by the PVR until it's done. With big shows, e.g. Simpsons, this could be done pretty rapidly.

      To start the process, hire a couple hundred filterers, then let users filter, and start adding users to a filter group based on how closely their filter submits match those of the trusted core group until you've got so many that the need for the core group is diminished to checking out collisions.

      Of course, there is a bit of a twist b/c local broadcasters may not all operate at precisely the same times (e.g. if there's local breaking news that interrupts something) but with a big enough population in the general area, and with the filter submissions tagged by station and area, this is likely a solvable problem.

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    11. Re:Ad Detecting VCRs by MuMart · · Score: 0

      Some VCRs also detect ads by sensing for highly compressed audio with much higher pervieved volume. I expect these ones will never stop working.

      It sure does piss me off when the adverts come on at 3x the volume of the program...

    12. Re:Ad Detecting VCRs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RCA owns a patent on a commercial detection algorithm that uses brightness and frequency of camera angle changes. TV shows keep the same angle for many seconds, while commercials, esp. MTV types, switch angles many times a second. This works 90% of the time for me, but can't decide when a commercial ends and the X-Files resumes.

  46. UK Broadcaster provides PVR by grahammm · · Score: 1

    If the TV stations do not like PVRs why does the UK satellite broadcaster (BSkyB) offer a PVR as one of its subscription options? Or is this different (from the broadcater's pov) because the broadcaster is getting additional subscription income from the PVR users?

    1. Re:UK Broadcaster provides PVR by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 2

      The same broadcaster runs movies without any adverts in them - they're all played before and after the programme when nobody is watching. Sounds like they don't give a shit whether the ads get seen or not...

  47. Media recession? by einTier · · Score: 2

    Why is it that they haven't figured out that declining profits are of their own making?

    Ted, let me tell you something. It's not pirates who are killing your bottom line. It's not the guys who trade your files on Kazaa or Usenet.

    It's you. It's your cartel-like pricing, coupled with your outright hostility for the people who have to buy your product. GM tried this tactic in the 70's. At one time they had a greater than 50% market share. Today they are still trying to recover from their mistakes.

    Keep legislating. I'll keep voting with my pocketbook. I quit buying CDs two years ago. I quit buying DVDs after a few of Jack Valenti's rants this year. If it comes down to it, I'll pull Time Warner out of the wall and only watch the media I've currently paid for and own. Turn my computer into a glorified toaster and I'll never buy another.

    You know what? I'll deal. I thought getting rid of CDs would be bad. It hasn't. DVDs were even easier because I'd been down the road with CDs. Suddenly, I've got a lot more disposable income to spend on other things and other passtimes. I figure this year alone the RIAA and MPAA should save me about $5,000 with their predatory tactics.

    Keep it up guys, I'm sure I'm not the only one who is spending their money on things other than your overpriced product.

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    1. Re:Media recession? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you know, thats not a bad idea. at say $50/month on cable we spend $600/year. Thats a cheap computer!

    2. Re:Media recession? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know.. I thought I was the only one who behaved like this..

      No new microsoft products allowed past my firewall.. No updates... Their software is being phased out here...

      My firewall also has almost _all_ of the online advertising people blackholed.. and the spyware people too. None of my computers ever ask for any of their data.

      Gave up buying CDs once Napster went.. I just didn't know what I wanted to listen to anymore.. Just use the radio once again now..

      I don't have satellite/cable.. got rid of it.. adverts pissed me off too much.

      It's saving me an absolute fortune, which I spend on new hardware and geek toys.

      I'd have got rid of the TV althgether, but GF would kill me.

      In a sad way, I kinda hope that they bring in all the hardware to cripple PCs with DRM... I can design my own VLSI Chips, make my own PCBs... If they cripple PCs, then I'll start making my own machines... Should be fun...

    3. Re:Media recession? by inKubus · · Score: 2

      Cheers to that. How very capitalist. Since when are we in some sort of ogligarchy? This is America. I vote with my dollars. RIAA CD's are nothing but shit anyway. I don't buy new music. I don't DOWNLOAD new music. It sucks, period, so I don't consume it. Same with movies. Ok, granted once on a blue moon a decent movie comes out. More often than not, hollywood just shits out giant movie turds.

      Personally, I'd rather have a glass rod shoved up my urethra and shattered than subject myself to their crap.

      Sorry MPAA and RIAA, it's over. You lost. Be good sports.

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    4. Re:Media recession? by datacide · · Score: 1
      It's your cartel-like pricing, coupled with your outright hostility for the people who have to buy your product. GM tried this tactic in the 70's. At one time they had a greater than 50% market share. Today they are still trying to recover from their mistakes.

      It's actually a little-known fact that GM's decline started with an epidemic of thieves who would use the so-called "automobile superhighway" to share cars so that they wouldn't have to buy their own.

    5. Re:Media recession? by einTier · · Score: 2

      That would be known as "carpooling". I mean, really, how can we have a viable car market if everyone doesn't own their own car, and if they don't drive it, they might never have to buy another, and if they carpool, they are aren't degrading their product.

      I hereby propose that everyone in America must buy a new car every year, and they have to use that car exclusively, unless of course, they buy a second car, and in which case they can use that car on odd days. There will be no more "catching rides" or "borrowing of cars". These activities shall henceforth be illegal, and punishable by a very large fine and imprisonment.

      ...makes about as much sense.

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  48. "Theft?" by LMariachi · · Score: 1

    So choosing to skip an ad, whether by fast-forwarding through your Tivo's buffer or simply going to the kitchen or bathroom during breaks is "theft." So what exactly is the term for broadcasters' government-sanctioned hijacking of publicly-owned airwaves for their own profit? Everyone who wanted 17 more channels of WWF pay-per-view in lieu of HDTV that's actually HD, raise your hand.

  49. show more live events by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I tend to watch live programs live with commercials and all.

  50. OT: suicidegirls by autopr0n · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Emo? I have to say I hated that term since the first time I heard it. And how can you have emo porn?

    But thats beside the point. Any chance of hooking a fellow slashdot sig porn spammer up with a free account?

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    1. Re:OT: suicidegirls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wtf is up with the pics on a lot of these pr0n sites? I click on a thumbnail and the pic flashes up on the screen for a sec and then is replaced by just the url of the pic in black text on a white background. I'm using Mozilla 1.0RC1 and I'm not accepting cookies from the site. Is it something that the sites are doing to punish me for not accepting cookies, or is it something misconfigured on my end?

    2. Re:OT: suicidegirls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check your preferences and see if you've got 'Enable cookies for the originating web site only' on. They're probably cross-linking to another site or something.

      Personally, if you do have it on I'd leave it that way.

    3. Re:OT: suicidegirls by GafTheHorseInTears · · Score: 0

      Yeah, who the fuck wants to see Emo Philips naked, anyway.

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  51. PVRs are here to stay by GutBomb · · Score: 2

    I am suprised it took this long for a broadcaster to finally come out after the PVR people for something like this. I expected it a long time ago when PVR's first hit the scene. I think that instead of putting commercial breaks between the show we will start seeing picture-in-picture commercials or we will see MUCH more product placement in shows, perhaps with the stars of the shows themselves doing advertising like the Truman Show. Either that or an annoying block of text scrolling at the bottom of the screen, however advertisers probably don't feel there is enough sex appeal in scrolling text.

    The only thing I know is that PVRs are here to stay, so broadcasters are going to have to change thier business model accordingly.

  52. I'd GLADLY steal from Turner by ringbarer · · Score: 1

    After all, it was TNT that stole the good name of "Babylon 5" away from the creator with that "Crusade" abomination.

    Yes, we really want to follow up five years of quality cerebral science fiction (not 'sci-fi') television with a show that features a character that greets new aliens by having sex with them.

    Some of the ideas the TNT execs had for Crusade make Andromeda seem like Asimov.

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    1. Re:I'd GLADLY steal from Turner by hplasm · · Score: 1

      Maybe he was taking a lead from Captain James.T. "give us a kiss" Kirk, and was boldly going??

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    2. Re:I'd GLADLY steal from Turner by dSV3Hl · · Score: 1

      Hmmm... That sounds alot like Lexx... :P

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  53. When will these idiots learn,information != OBJECT by HanzoSan · · Score: 2

    Information is not a physical object, it cannot be stolen.
    It can be copied, shared, illegally distributed, but to call someone a thief or a pirate, is just a way of issuing out your propaganda, to make you feel morally wrong for doing whats right.

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  54. Don't touch that dial... I MEAN IT! by gnovos · · Score: 2

    I wonder, does this "contract" that we have with the networks also mean that we must buy things too? What if we make a point of expressly NOT buying everything we see in commercials, would that make us thieves if we DO watch the commercials?

    Once again, it's old worn-out business models running at hurricane speeds into the reenforeced concrete wall of technology and progress. If they absolutly demand that thier advertisements get seen, then start using product placement in the shows! Oh, wait, that would hurt thier lucrative syndication racket^H^H^H^H^H market. How about making thier business a micropayment one, where you pay per minute watched (with ads deducting from the bill)? Oh, that would require innovation and investment on thier part. Again, not going to happen.

    As soon as all of the *cough* "Content" industries fail we may finally have a chance to see some real creative innovation in both the kinds of shows we watch and the models in which we pay for them, but until then, I'll just sit back and enjoy watching them squirm about like the stuck pigs that they are.

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  55. He can suck my ass. by SensitiveMale · · Score: 1, Informative

    However he is right about the broadcastig. You 'we want everything free as beer' people need to realize that it is the advertisers that pay for the airwaves and to a large extent the internet bandwidth and the people that provide the content. You start circumventing everyway to avoid advertiseing and soon you all of the free content will be gone.

    1. Re:He can suck my ass. by repoleved · · Score: 1

      You start circumventing everyway to avoid advertiseing and soon you all of the free content will be gone.

      that is because the word "free" doesn't really mean the content providers are making it out of the goodness of their hearts. they are creating content for money, because they need money, just like everyone else does. i would prefer to see a community of hobbyists who create interesting content because they WANT to, much like what we see on the internet (aside from the junky commercial sites). of course, most world "leaders" seem to prefer a coercive, debt-based economic system, which means that this kind of sharing is subversive and must be minimized and eliminated if possible.

  56. a bit far fetched by fecaljapan · · Score: 1

    While I think it's a bit far fetched to say that not watching the ads is stealing, at least as far as network television goes, the ads are there for a reason. Because we get it for free. And as far as cable/satellite goes, you're paying for the service, not for the programming. The programming still needs to be paid for by ads. And while the quantity of advertising has gotten ridiculous, even abusive on some stations, there is definite pressure for more ads. The push for hdtv alone (something most stations can't really afford) will mean more ads if we actually want to see it as a reality. I personally don't care about hdtv, and I'm fine if people want to use pvrs, though I don't see the need for them, myself. If so much tv programming is crap, and it is, why bother spending money on something like that? Ads themselves are not inherently bad, but the increase in them I think is just a biproduct of other evils in the media.

    1. Re:a bit far fetched by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The programming still needs to be paid for by ads"

      Nah. Just ditch the programming. This is much like recording industry...just because you, as a business, have made money on a product in the past, you feel like you have a God-given right to make money FOREVER. If the ads don't work, DO SOMETHING ELSE. And don't go crying to Daddy Government that the consumers are mean and don't like you/your shows/your ads.

  57. and they wonder why i watch pbs... by blackcoot · · Score: 1

    or any number of crud free channels... whoops -- guess i'm stealing from them 'cos i opt to watch their competition.

  58. bathroom breaks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Turner should prohibit me from getting up and taking a whiz during commericals too, cause i'm 'skipping' the ads.

  59. Guilty as charged by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a tivo lovin' bandit! I confess...I thumb my nose at you, you english speaking pig-dogs!!! Your mother was a hamster and your father...well, you know the rest.

  60. Extended discussion at TivoCommunity.com... by steppin_razor_LA · · Score: 1
    You might also want to check out the discussion at:

    Tivo Community - Link to thread

    There are already 4+ pages of pissed off people..

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    1. Re:Extended discussion at TivoCommunity.com... by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 2

      There are already 4+ pages of pissed off people..


      And there will be more. It's easy to attack people who trade mp3s, because for the most part those are just college students and geeks.

      But got to the average Joe and Jane American who spent $300-$1000 on something they consider to be as benign as a VCR, and call them theifs... It's going to piss them off.

      Just wait until this story hits prime time CNN... oh, wait, never mind.

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  61. Fair use = STEALING by HanzoSan · · Score: 5, Insightful



    Face it, its their way of trying to make you feel morally wrong for doing what you have a right to do.

    You paid for access to the information, once it gets to you its YOURS to do whatever you want with it, or at least thats how it should be. information is NOT an object, its more like air, they want to charge you for air and then say you are a thief if you use the air in the wrong way, (example you find a way to use the air to create more air)

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    1. Re:Fair use = STEALING by Beliskner · · Score: 1
      Ads are just an icing on the cake for the broadcaster. They have no right to force anything, just as doubleclick.net cannot BSoD your PC with an ad at the bottom to get "maximum visibility".

      It's not stealing as in criminal law, it's simple breach of contract which is up to the company to prosecute if they wish, but then physically forcing you to sit through ads is against the Bill of Rights, as is DDoS'ing your TV by not allowing you to switch channels. Unless you were explicitly told this when you purchased your TV and signed the contract, it's unlawful hijacking of TV equipment. The only way to lock in channels during ads is by a CDPPBTTA derivative.

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    2. Re:Fair use = STEALING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you even *read* the Bill of Rights? There's nothing in there that even mentions ANYTHING about forcing people to watch ads. There's nothing in there that you could stretch to even *imply* anything of the sort. Of course, there are other laws that prevent such things, but really, you should learn to become more educated about your own laws and government.

    3. Re:Fair use = STEALING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You haven't paid for it yet, that is his point.

      You paid for the cable company to pipe it to you, but you haven't paid the provider. The provider lets the cable company pump it to you with the understanding that you will be exposed to its advertising.

      Watching advertisements is your payment.

      Just cause you pay your ISP doesn't mean all the porn dealers on the net should give up their copyright infringed pictures to your for no money, or that they should get their money from your ISP.

      You pay for access to the services, then you have to pay for the specific services also.

    4. Re:Fair use = STEALING by psycho · · Score: 1

      That's precisely his point...He's talking about ad-sponsored shows, where the ad is virtually your mode of payment.

      of course the gray area starts when you retort that you had no choice in the matter: You didn't enter into an explicit contract with the TV company in which you ask for the show to be broadcast free of cost in exchange for promising to watch the ads too.

    5. Re:Fair use = STEALING by gr8g12kn0 · · Score: 1

      Amendment VIII Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted. Some of the commercials they come up with are cruel and unusual. Amendment IX The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people. A general catch all that can be taken to mean anything you want.

    6. Re:Fair use = STEALING by Mario21 · · Score: 1
      This would end one of my favourite form of TV - channelsurfing. Anytime you accidentally land on a commercial, you can't return, doesn't matter if you just accidentally pushed the button and it was the most important moment of the plot.



      Keep youre eyes above this, on the commercial, will you? So you'll help US fight the terrorists. If you divert your eyes from that commercial, that means the terrorists will have won!

  62. NOT FUNNY [Re:Is it also theft to just NOT WATCH] by ariels · · Score: 1
    Read the Inside story quoted by 2600. Closing your eyes is apparently not covered under the current contract; the other thing is a grey area, but evidently broadcasters are currently lax about enforcement:

    CW: What if you have to go to the bathroom or get up to get a Coke?

    JK: I guess there's a certain amount of tolerance for going to the bathroom. But if you formalize it and you create a device that skips certain second increments, you've got that only for one reason, unless you go to the bathroom for 30 seconds. They've done that just to make it easy for someone to skip a commercial.

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  63. Indeed by yogi · · Score: 1

    I channel surf during the adverts. Sue me.

  64. Lawsuit time.... by tktk · · Score: 1
    So why don't we accept the idea of a contract?

    Then we could sue for lack of quality programming. I'd love to see the CEO's expression when he finds out about a class-act lawsuit. Who cares if the whole lawsuit is frivolous?

    Of couse... I'd want my share if any settlement occurs.....

  65. The 'Television Station' is dead by Espressoman · · Score: 1

    This is exactly why this guy and everybody else working for television broadcast companies are going to be joining the unemployment line. Ahh, how I look forward to the future where I can download any program I wish via the Internet, right from the production company for a few lousy bucks. Yay for progress.

  66. Anyway it dosn't matter. by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    5 years from now, there will be no commercial breaks. They will just stick a huge banner on the screen all the time like CNN/Fox news do now but with adverts. I guarantee it.

    Well, actually they will probably still have commercial breaks. Fat lazy Americans who spend all their time in front of the TV will complain because they need to have pee breaks.

    This is quite different from us intellectual people who spend all their time surfing slashdot/k5/fark/etc and have the luxury of urinating whenever we want to.

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  67. yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Come on, this is the fuckwhit who brought us "The WB"

  68. Yeah, I was shows just for the ads by Hyperfrog · · Score: 1
    Since when have we made contracts with the broadcasters for watching their content?

    More to the point: Since when do people actually watch ads? Ads are designed to be forced down our throats.. and most people go out of their way not to watch them (channel surfing, pop up blockers). If they fail for whatever reason - tough shit.

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  69. I love these morons... by MrHat · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm sure they wouldn't mind producing this 'contract', then. What's that? I didn't sign a contract? Well, that's interesting. Perhaps they meant 'broken business model' and not 'contract'.

    Additionally, maybe this fucktard Kellner can explain how I go about stealing something I've already paid for. I'd love to hear that one.

    I swear to God, the year that we perfect a method to endlessly duplicate food will be the year in which half of the US population starves to death.

    In the rare chance that Slashdot is still here when that happens, I'll post an 'I told you so' message. I'll be the one with a shotgun and a food duplicator, hiding in my basement, posting from the only Apple IIe that survived the circumvention crackdown of 2015. I'm saving this link. I expect a +5.

    1. Re:I love these morons... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The social contract
      is also unwritten but
      we hold to it fast.

    2. Re:I love these morons... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I swear to God, the year that we perfect a method to endlessly duplicate food will be the year in which half of the US population starves to death.

      Isn't that called farming? :-) We've been doing it for tens of thousands of years.

    3. Re:I love these morons... by oslojack · · Score: 1

      I swear to god I hate this shit, somehow I am under some contract to watch the shitty commericals that those assholes run, and this piece of shit Jamie Kellner has the balls to call me a theif. Im tired of being diplomatic about this, if i find that fucker on the street im gunna beat his fuckin ass.

    4. Re:I love these morons... by MrHat · · Score: 2

      An industry spawns 'entertainment'
      They broadcast it then preach containment
      Social contract's not owed
      When our rights they erode
      They won't stop 'till they have our arraignment

    5. Re:I love these morons... by MrHat · · Score: 1

      I meant without limiting factors such as land, labor, and weather. Which is basically what we have here. Technology removes limitations on which an industry was based, and legal action tries to put them back.

      There was a whole other thread somewhere that beat the 'object generator' analogy to death. I don't think any suggested the shotgun + basement approach, though. I have to claim credit for that one. :)

    6. Re:I love these morons... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes! POETRY WARS!

    7. Re:I love these morons... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yay, haiku!!

      Ted Turner sucks ass
      He is a big pile of shit
      Fuck his gay network

    8. Re:I love these morons... by SEE · · Score: 2
      Oh, bullshit. There is no "social contract". A contract entered into under duress is not a contract, and there's no government on Earth that's willing to let me peacefully seceede.

      An unwritten contract is still a contract if both parties freely agree; an involuntary association is not a contract whether written or not.

  70. Big deal.... so I am thief! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My directivo is connect to a pc running emulation software anyway. Also I have the extreme2.5 drive image and am testing the tivo sub as well.

    If you think calling me a thief for skipping commericials is a big deal.... sheesh, I steal DirecTV and Tivo service man!

  71. Thats totaly unnessesary. by autopr0n · · Score: 4, Funny

    No such draconian measures are required. A simple mandatory commercial display device (CDD) will be required to be installed in the bathroom, behind (for the guys) and in front (for the ladies) the toilet.

    A computer will detect when you fall asleep, and will air specially created 'sleepverts' that influence buying decisions why the consumer is asleep!

    See, no draconian measures are required at all! Good behaviour will be rewarded with soma

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    1. Re:Thats totaly unnessesary. by radja · · Score: 3, Funny

      >A simple mandatory commercial display device (CDD) will be required to be installed in the bathroom, behind (for the guys) and in front (for the ladies) the toilet.

      Oh great, I go take a crap and get treated to a tampon commercial.

      //rdj

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    2. Re:Thats totaly unnessesary. by proj_2501 · · Score: 1

      What about guys who watch their aim so they don't pee all over the rim? Will they put an LCD screen IN THE BOWL? :D

    3. Re:Thats totaly unnessesary. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The worst thing about it, is that they'll make you buy all that expensive equipment...

    4. Re:Thats totaly unnessesary. by uebernewby · · Score: 2

      Yeah, so you can piss on the latest Microsoft ad.

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    5. Re:Thats totaly unnessesary. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The worst thing about it, is that they'll make you buy all that expensive equipment...

      And the legislation mandating it will be tacked on to either an anti-terrorism bill or an educational bill (it's for the children).

    6. Re:Thats totaly unnessesary. by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      That's an excellent location for a lot of ads, and many of the shows.

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  72. strange things are afoot ;) by pangloss · · Score: 3, Interesting

    laugh now.
    but bill and ted will have their revenge:
    - digital television, brought to you through your xbox2.
    - advertising overlays on your shows every three minutes that you can only get rid of by pressing a special key combo on your xbox controller

    what's scary is that you could almost see something like this happening. how fucked up is that?

    1. Re:strange things are afoot ;) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's even more fucked up is if people stand for it. I mean, I don't watch TV now. Why would I want to, there's just nothing they serve me that I want. Those far and few series in between, Futurama and the like, they send on a time of night I have to quit my day-job in order to watch it. Unless I use my VCR... I prefer to download it whenever I want to. The money my rent spends for cable isn't buying me anything I watch.

      I watched TV for 5, maybe 10 minutes three days ago. The last time before that was perhaps 2-3 months. I just couldn't stand more than a few minutes.. The flicker-box is just full of unintelligent shit these days. If these bozos think they can legislate me into watching it, they're going down so fast they turned blind. Good for them, there's only one way to learn properly..

    2. Re:strange things are afoot ;) by linzeal · · Score: 1

      . . . and the funny thing is in 20 years from the exact date that happens the RIAA, congress, and various authority figures heads are stuck on poles in front of the whitehouse which has become known as carrion cove because the street dogs have begun picking the still fresh human meat from the interns that were not in the fortified bomb shelter when the nuke went off. cop cars burn like pyres to the last vestige of old america, the great oppressor is no more.

    3. Re:strange things are afoot ;) by Gareth+Williams · · Score: 2, Funny

      "laugh now. but bill and ted will have their revenge"

      Am I the only one who thought of two totally awesome dudes playing air guitar when I read that? ;)

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    4. Re:strange things are afoot ;) by drsoran · · Score: 3, Insightful

      what's scary is that you could almost see something like this happening. how fucked up is that?

      Almost happening!? It already does happen! I don't remember what channel it was but they were showing some movie and had this big ass graphics overlay run across the screen advertising another television show that was coming "next month" to their channel. Why in the FUCK do they think I care? Does they really need to inform you of that in the middle of the program? Then you get the clowns like TNN and the E network who put a huge band across the bottom of the screen and scroll text across it while the show is on. Also, pretty much every channel now puts their big old logo sitting in the corner of the screen now. Yes, thank you NBC, home of the Olympics. Thank you for putting your huge ass logo on the screen all the time. If it wasn't there I would forget to look at the channel indicator and might think I was watching CBS.

    5. Re:strange things are afoot ;) by GrenDel+Fuego · · Score: 1

      Strange things are afoot at the circle K.

    6. Re:strange things are afoot ;) by phil+reed · · Score: 3
      If it wasn't there I would forget to look at the channel indicator and might think I was watching CBS.


      Actually, with Tivo it's nearly that way now. I program the shows I want. I don't care what channel or time they are on. Later, I come back to the machine and see what it's recorded for me and I watch it. Channel? What channel? (Prime example: in response to the Max Headroom article from earlier this week, I ran to my Tivo and programmed Title: "Max Headroom", Keep: Until I delete. Tech TV? WTF? Who cares?

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    7. Re:strange things are afoot ;) by (trb001) · · Score: 0

      advertising overlays on your shows every three minutes that you can only get rid of by pressing a special key combo on your xbox controller

      I only hope that combo is up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start (select, start for 2 people watching)

      sick thought: would this be copyright infringement on Konamai?

      --trb

    8. Re:strange things are afoot ;) by cdrudge · · Score: 2

      You, my friend, need to get out more often.

    9. Re:strange things are afoot ;) by MasterKayne · · Score: 1

      Then you get the clowns like TNN and the E network who put a huge band across the bottom of the screen and scroll text across it while the show is on.

      I wish that they would all do this. It would give me yet another use for duct tape :)

    10. Re:strange things are afoot ;) by Kishar · · Score: 1

      A frightening image not too far removed from reality, non?

    11. Re:strange things are afoot ;) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Leftists KNOW that America is the most EVIL country in the world. Worse than Iraq and North Korea COMBINED! All 50 states are the true "Axis of Evil" EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL

    12. Re:strange things are afoot ;) by thePfhitz · · Score: 1

      yeah, they should stop showing those annoying little logos because (as wilford brimley says) it's the right thing to do :)

  73. So the next hit game will be... by jabapi · · Score: 1

    ... called GTA (Grand Theft Advertisement)! Crush the economy by moving around the town and not looking at the ads.

  74. Bad Ratings? Try Direct Mail. by barneym · · Score: 1

    Advertising is not a protected form of speech. It is not a contractual obligation to listeners. It is a gamble. A marketing tactic that says x% of the population will respond for n$ revenue. There is no contractual obligation that you open the junk mail in your mailbox. There is no legal ramification for deleting spam messages from your e-mail box. What right, under law or ethics do the television broadcasters have to claim legal protection for their advertising.

    The modern day PVR is the equivalent of filtering your telephone calls or arranging for junk mail blocking with your post office or email service. The broadcasters are gambling on x% of the viewers to respond just as a marketing person gambles on their 1.0% return on a direct mail campaign.

    Why should television get an advantage over every other legitimate business or industry? The broadcaster's have chosen this model of free broadcast for advertising revenue because it works. When that model no longer works you don't go to the courts and force them to make people respond to your commercial/mailing/phone call. You change your business model. The Cable companies figured this out long ago and made a change.

    Perhaps Turner Communications should try Direct Mail?

  75. Not really futile by Tyreth · · Score: 0, Redundant

    People advertise on TV because people watch the ads. If people find clever ways of removing ads and never watch them, the advertisers would soon realise. TV would see less/no ads, and we would no longer have "free" tv.

    We signed no contracts, as was said. Let the advertisers advertise on TV. If they think it doesn't reach an audience, let them stop paying the tv stations. This issue will sort itself out if left to run it's own natural course.

  76. Well, technicaly speeking by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    The less attention you pay to an add the more effective it is. Advertisers want the ads to pass right to your subconscious with as little critical thought as possible. If you don't pay much attention to the ad (yelling at kids, nodding off, wanking, whatever) great.

    If you flip channels or skip or whatever, then you cost 'em money.

    Not that I'm defending their idiotic position, but I just thought I'd point that out.

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    1. Re:Well, technicaly speeking by Kibo · · Score: 2

      Tell that to Jack.

      The good ads have always had a life of their own. There's so much shit on cable, often people will talk about the new commercial. (Every time the channels double, the total content seems to halve) The Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dew, and Cat Chat Jack In The Box commercials come to mind. Not to mention the old Joe Isuzu commercials. If they entertain me, I'll watch, and I'll even remember them when it comes time to pick up some carbonated caffine drink, or grab a quick bite to eat.

      Now if they had a high quality product, Kid Valley Hamburgers, or Stewart's fine sodas for example, they don't even have to entertain me.

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    2. Re:Well, technicaly speeking by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      great, so with the advent of digital TV, it will only alloow you to switch stations during the show and lock the tuner during commercials.

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  77. It's his product by BoBaBrain · · Score: 1

    Mr. Kellner can charge what he likes for providing it and impose any regulation he likes on using it.

    If we are not happy with it, we shouldn't buy it. Simple. We can whine all we like, but if we keep giving him our money, he'll keep peddling crap.

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  78. Children and Brain-washing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I find this kind of naked, and cynical exploitation of corporate power completely and totally alarming.

    I am in the process of building a PVR to protect my one year old son from the endless pumelling of sell, sell, sell adverts from TV.

    And before you self-righteous few start criticising me for allowing my son to watch TV, I will point out that my son _sometimes_ enjoys watching TV and I am not about to play some kind of stupid authoritarian figure and ban him from things he enjoys because of my misgivings.

    However,when adverts are now played so loud that I hear them in clear detail whilst taking a dump several rooms away, I think I am totally justified in being worried about what kind of effect this is having upon my young lad.

    Where does it say, that the TV companies have the right to dictate to me what my children watch?

    Indeed if our satellite provider were to provide a service where there were *NO* adverts on Kiddy channels (also on the Channels I watch), then I would gladly pay the premium for such channels

    (Subscription channels do work. The best channel in the world is the BBC who provide 2 kids channels without adverts; 2 24 x 7 News channels, 1 arts/documentary channel, 3 general lifestyle channels, 6 high-quality broadcast/internet radio channels, and many, many specifically local radio channels, along with the world service).

    I personally think such overpaid, insensitive CEO of multi-million companies should be taken out and shot for try to mess my kid's head up.

  79. Less is more... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    So evidently, taking less from a TV channel works out as stealing... How!?

    What fuckin' backwater does this guy come from?

  80. CEO is right by Badger · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well, now that I've got your attention....

    Let's think about it this way: let's say in five years, everyone owns a VCR that removes commercials. Thus, no one ever watches commercials, and all broadcast networks go out of business. You know what all the Slashdot posters will be doing? Posting here because they can't afford to pay for their shows!

    People, look, you can whine all day about how you deserve to get everything for free. At the end of the day, someone has to pay for it, though. Yes, you can go to the bathroom, channel surf, use mute, whatever. The point is, with all those methods, the advertiser has a chance to get to you first. You can ignore it, but the advertiser can still catch your attenetion. With a Tivo, that doesn't happen anymore. You can skip commericals with no risk of missing anything.

    Think of it like a timeshare deal, where you get the free weekend for listing to the sales pitch. You might very well go there with no intention of buying anything, and you may well leave without spending any money. The point is, you can't skip the sales pitch. Everyone gets to take their shot since you took the offer. Same with TV. The advertiser won't spend money if there's no change of people watching his commercials.

    1. Re:CEO is right by mrbester · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Bullshit.

      Total fscking bullshit

      I pay for several channels (some of which I can't even receive) which have ZERO commercials, apart from their own "watch this programme on Friday" type. I don't have a choice in paying, it's the law. As a "benefit" of that payment I can receive two other channels (out of the three available) that DO have advertising, but never watch the ads anyway. Zero money goes from me to the advertisers. Why would they go out of business? Only if they are relying on the ad revenue. Channels that charge for content AND shove ads in your face are the worst. They're getting a double slice of the pie for no perceived benefit to the consumer and should be stamped out.
      Noone is saying "I want everything for free". Paying for content is a good idea. Paying to be told what you can and cannot watch is not. Paying for shit and then told you don't have a say in it is not.

      P.S. There's also the "Off" button. How many ads are watched when the TV is off? None. Fuck 'em. It's the consumer's choice to increase their electricity bill. Not the broadcasters.

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    2. Re:CEO is right by Grax · · Score: 1

      That won't happen. Before they'd let that happen they would move to a different sponsorship model.

      Soccer uses a no commercial break model with product placement, vocal mentions of the sponsor, and the sponsor named displayed on-screen.

      An interactive digital TV with no commercial break sponsorship could utilize the lower right hand corner for a small sponsor ad and a clickable link to their web page. If you are watching in your PVR and you see an ad that interests you then you can click the link and your show pauses and the appropriate page is displayed. Otherwise they just benefit from the added name recognition, which is the main point of most ads.

      And, of course, they can always put more product placements in the shows. However that probably would inhibit the artistic qualities of the shows.

    3. Re:CEO is right by fraggleyid · · Score: 0, Troll

      I don't get TV for free in the U.K. I end up having to pay 5 times over for some programs:-

      1st payment: T.V. License (legal requirement in UK)
      2nd payment: Subscription to cable/satellite
      3rd payment: Subscription to channel on cable/satellite
      4th payment: Pay per view for a film/sporting event
      5th payment: Adverts during program.

      And now I'm stealing from them?

    4. Re:CEO is right by Erik+Fish · · Score: 1

      I would be happy to pay a fair price for high quality, commercial-free shows that I can download in a fully open file format and view as many times as I want using whatever hardware, OS and player software I choose. If the business model currently used in television has to be scrapped in order to get this I'm all for it.

      Right now I don't watch TV -- including the basic cable I'm paying for in order to get my cable modem service. If I did watch TV though I'd still be subsidizing a whole bunch of shit I have less than no interest in (religious channels, sports channels, etc.) so that I could semi-regularly watch fewer than five shows (when they aren't re-runs).

      But of course if television moved to the internet there would be all that nasty competition and we just can't have that. Things work out so much better for the big entertainment corporations if everyone is herded into digital TV instead.

    5. Re:CEO is right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its not a timeshare deal, because I never said "Ads interrupting the show every 7 to 10 minutes? Fuck yeah, sign me up!" And if it comes down to watching for free or paying for pap like WB, TNT, etc. I'd rather not pay

  81. In 2 years, I spent $6.81 because of commercials. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 2


    Over a two year period I considered how commercials on TV affected my buying. During that two years, I spent $6.81 because of having seen commercials.

    Have you ever noticed that the things that are advertised on TV are usually things you should not buy, if you care about spending your money wisely?

  82. See... by NetGyver · · Score: 2

    We're all thieves in content providers' eyes. The best way to put that thought into motion is to strike at any technology, reguardless of it's non-infringing uses, and nail it to the cross and say "Look there's proof!"

    How is this different than those VCRs with a built in commercial-skipping feature? My guess is that the VCR is an analog medium. Kinda makes sense when you think about it.

    When you have content in perfect digital quality, it makes it hard to improve on perfect, and they know this. So what do the content owners do? That's right, slam any piece of technology that can: copy, reproduce, and store digital content of any kind.

    In their eyes we're stealing from them because that's how TV Broadcasters make their money. They rent TV airtime space to advertisers and get a kickback which finances their operations. I can understand this. Suppose if everyone in the US for starters, all had PVR's and know how to use them? What then? How would they continue to exist? I definately can see that.

    Their needs to be a balance here. Why not revert back to the business model of: "you pay x amount for ad free tv" AND STICK TO THE DAMN MODEL. If they did that for cable when it first came out, this would not be an issue.

    Kinda funny to see how shit like that comes back back to bite them in the ass.

    A penny for my thoughts? Here's my two cents. I got ripped off!

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    1. Re:See... by Ziviyr · · Score: 1

      When you have content in perfect digital quality, it makes it hard to improve on perfect,

      Thats the good part, reception, encoding, decoding, transmitting to the TV, decoding there, and pushing it out of a CRT are all imperfect affairs.

      Therefore its substantially easier to improve on it.

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  83. Editing "system32/drivers/hosts" a crime too? by pepper_pusher · · Score: 0

    So blocking banners is a crime as well?!...hehe stupid f*cks.

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  84. Because by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    If you get a Satellite PVR, you're probably getting a TiVo, American DirectTV PVRs are TiVos, I would guess BSkyB's are too. TiVos do not have a 'commercial skip' feature (30x to skip add breaks in a few seconds). The networks specifically negotiated it.

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    1. Re:Because by slim · · Score: 2

      TiVos do not have a 'commercial skip' feature (30x to skip add breaks in a few seconds).

      It's available as a backdoor feature. A few obscure button presses on the handset.

      Still, Tivo seem anxious not to upset the broadcasters. I'd be interested to see their official response.

    2. Re:Because by perlyking · · Score: 2

      The sky plus boxes (satellite pvr you are talking about) arent tivos they are a competitor. They are official boxes and they have one major downside, if you record a pay per view event then you are charged each time you watch it. Worse is they can choose to not let you record some programmes (e.g live specials).

      Expect more of this in the future, your cable company tries to get you to buy their PVR so they can retain control over your viewing habits.

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  85. Ok.. So I'm a thief. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well... I guess that's that cleared up.. For years I've been fast forwarding through adverts.. So..I'm a thief.. Tarred and Feathered...

    Since I'm guilty anyhow, I'm going to hop onto IRC now, and download all the latest movies with xdcc. Why the hell not.. I'm already guilty. Anyone want the latest DVD rips? I've got 160Gigs of disk space that I'm gonna fill up with movies now.. Why not... After all.. I'm a thief already.

    I guess it's time to sell the TV, and spend the money on a faster internet connection and more disk space. :D

  86. disgusted. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So lets see.
    I didnt ask for ads to be pumped into my home.
    But I'm a damn thief if I don't watch them.

    If I pay for cable(or anything else), I have the right to use it how I want. I never agreed to watching the ads.
    If I get something for free (like free-to-air TV), I didnt think I could steal it.

    I wonder how broad this man's belief is.
    Am I stealing the internet because I dont click banners?
    Am I stealing email because I dont read spam?

    Its scary that these kinds of people can have so much power.

  87. Somebody has to pay for it... by Gordonjcp · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you pay for cable or satellite TV, then only a small proportion of the money goes to the company that produces the programmes. Most of it is sucked up by administrivia.

    Here in the UK, the "TV Licence" that so many USians seem to just not understand pays for something like 6 advert-free TV stations (two of which are on analogue UHF, all six only being carried on digital TV) and a couple of dozen advert-free radio stations. Now, there's a side effect to this - in heavily commercial radio and TV the programmes are just a vehicle for the adverts. In other words, any programming is just there to fill the 10 minutes between ad breaks. Remove the need to be commercially competitive, and the quality of the programmes goes up - the incentive is to make something that people want to listen to.

    £130 well spent, I think...

    1. Re:Somebody has to pay for it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't want to watch TV. Can't you make it a tax on new TVs or something?

      I'm not one to normally complain about taxes (in fact, I vote to raise them whenever the opportunity presents itself) but a tax on new TVs seems like it might be a more fair way to do this.

      I dunno, the tax on a new TV might have to be like 25% just to get the same revenues though, so maybe that's a bad idea.

    2. Re:Somebody has to pay for it... by PhilHibbs · · Score: 1
      I don't want to watch TV. Can't you make it a tax on new TVs or something?
      You only pay it if you have a TV decoder. You could have a DVD player on your PC, or a dedicated unit with DVD or VCR player and a screen, and pay no licence fee. You'll get constantly hassled by the licencing authority, though, because mose people without a licence are actually watching TV. I know a couple of people who don't have any TV at all, and they are always getting letters and people calling to check.
    3. Re:Somebody has to pay for it... by csteinle · · Score: 1

      If you don't have a TV you don't have to pay for it. It's a license. Have a look at http://www.tv-l.co.uk/

    4. Re:Somebody has to pay for it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remove the need to be commercially competitive, and the quality of the programmes goes up - the incentive is to make something that people want to listen to.

      Like what? I admit to never having seen a UK television broadcast, so what kind of show does this TV license bring you? Is it similar to the crap that our public broadcast stations like PBS bring us or is it actually interesting content that the networks sometimes put on? See, in the US, our public broadcasting stations usually play the worst garbage in the world that would never be able to be commercially supported unless it was either tax supported (which it is) and donation supported (that too). The majority of Americans couldn't care less about watching the Boston Pops play a symphony, or watching 20 year old reruns of Dr. Who and Red Dwarf. PBS stations tend to carry the worst content of any of the broadcast stations.

    5. Re:Somebody has to pay for it... by Mr+Reaney · · Score: 1

      Not only does the license fee pay for radio/TV broadacsts but also part funds the BBC's excellent web services, so often linked to on /. Any shortfall is paid for by selling High Quality Publicly Funded progrsmming to the rest of the world.

      I get to watch ad-free programming on up to eight channels and the other UK channels have to keep the ad-to-progamming ratio low and the quality high to compete. A show running at an hour in the US would run for about 50 minutes with UK adverts and 45 minutes ad-free

      .

      This service gave you HHGttG, Monty Python's Flying Circus, the BBC world service, BBC News sites and much, much more.

      However, in the USA, you'd probably call this Communism.
    6. Re:Somebody has to pay for it... by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2

      Well, what do you get on PBS? I've never seen it, being in the UK. Why not go and have a look at www.bbc.co.uk and see what's there?

      Frankly, I'd rather watch a washing machine than some. advert-loaded American "comedy" series. What do your commercial stations produce that's good (apart from Futurama)?

    7. Re:Somebody has to pay for it... by extra88 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Remove the need to be commercially competitive, and the quality of the programmes goes up - the incentive is to make something that people want to listen to.
      Let me make the american free market counter-argument. American programming is of higher quality because it is ad-supported. You are correct that the progamming can be considered filler between the advertisements but that filler must be of high quality for people to watch it and therefore for advertisements to pay for the programming. If a show is bad, people don't watch, advertisers don't pay for ads on unwatched shows so the show goes away. If a show is good, more people watch it and advertisers pay more to have their ads shown during that program.

      With the TV license, the network already has their money, from the TV owners. The network won't get more money if they produce better shows and they won't get less money if they produce worse shows. Even if a TV owner only watches the network's competition, the private broadcasters, the network still gets its money. They only have to produce "good enough" programming across their whole line of channels to keep masses of people from getting rid of their "rabbit ears," dish, cable, or the TV entirely. Even those that do try to do without broadcast TV are harrassed by their own government who treats them as guilty before proven innocent of not paying the license.

      The real pro-license argument is it means the network is free from appeasing risk-adverse advertisers and from appealling to the lowest common denominator in its audience. Also the fact that shows do not have to be cut into little bits to fit between the ads allows for greater artistic freedom. The networks have more "pure" goals, they want to "enrich" the audience, not themselves.

      PBS is a dilluted form of this. PBS relies on tax money and contributions individual viewers. However the programs also have "sponsors" who are sometimes non-profit organizations but are usually for-profit corporations and they get to show an "ad-like" spot before the program. I remember the sponsor spots being fairly dry, read by PBS announcers with fairly ordinary text shown on screen. It made the argument that show sponsors were not doing it for the TV time plausible. Today the spots are virtually indistinguishable from advertisements on other channels so it's hard to believe the TV time isn't a major motivation for the sponsors.

    8. Re:Somebody has to pay for it... by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2

      But everyone I know from the US complains about the huge amounts of advertising on American TV. I don't think I watch anything produced in America apart from Futurama and The Simpsons. Most people in Europe's experience of American TV programmes is comedies, some of which are good, some of which are utterly dreadful ("Married with Children", anyone?)

    9. Re:Somebody has to pay for it... by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      First of all the public television and radio in the US is mostly supported by donations rather than the government.

      PBS, in my experience watching it, broadcasts mostly children's and educational programs during the day (e.g. Sesame Street, Mr Rodgers Neighborhood) and concentrates on news and political discussions in the evenings.

      In response to your other question, the few really good shows I've seen come out of the American commercial television world are, in no particular order: South Park, The Daily Show (Although most of their jokes are American-oriented), Stargate, The Simpsons (when it ran), Family Guy, and according to some Buffy the Vampire Slayer. You'll note that many of these have some pointed social commentary, which is part of a good show IMHO. My impression is that there are a few people (Matt Groening among them) in American television who are interested in saying something important, rather than producing drivel.

      This is not to disparage the fine institution of the BBC, which has produced many of the finest films and programmes in the world. I consider the BBC to be a better source for international news than American news organizations. All I'm saying is that not everything produced here is hyped crap.

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    10. Re:Somebody has to pay for it... by radja · · Score: 2

      and we often get to see them without ads, proving once and for all that the ads are not part of the content. One could even say that in some cases showing ad-breaks during a movie is copyright-infringement, since it changes the way the movie was meant to be viewed (this doesn't fly for your avg. hollywood production... they're mostly vehicles for merchandise anyway)

      //rdj

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    11. Re:Somebody has to pay for it... by RexRuther · · Score: 1

      I hate to burst your bubble on British TV, but I spent a few weeks there last year and I have to tell you that the quality of the TV was pretty bad. I think there were like 4 channels with not much on.

      I think you should ask for your £130 back.

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    12. Re:Somebody has to pay for it... by lars_stefan_axelsson · · Score: 1

      Let me make the american free market counter-argument.

      By all means.

      American programming is of higher quality because it is ad-supported. You are correct that the progamming can be considered filler between the advertisements but that filler must be of high quality for people to watch it and therefore for advertisements to pay for the programming. If a show is bad, people don't watch, advertisers don't pay for ads on unwatched shows so the show goes away. If a show is good, more people watch it and advertisers pay more to have their ads shown during that program.

      Let me then make the other side of the argument, namely that this model only produced shows that are bearable enough that most people will watch, and not truly "good" in any real sense of the word.

      Comedy for example, would then do its best to try not to be actually funny, but rather to try and not step on anyones toes for fear of offending anyone. Ten million flies can't be wrong... The proof is left as an excercise for the viewer. And while there may not be a direct economic pressure on the public television to take shows of the air, ordinary taxpayer pressure works just as well. There was an attempt to put a Jerry Springer type show on TV here a few years back, and that didn't fly at all. There's enough of that particular crap going around not to have to make more yourself.

      Now, we do have commercial TV in Europe these days, but we've sort of tried stemmed the tide by legislating how many commercial break there can be, I believe the European standard to be four times per hour.

      Myself, I've all but stopped watching TV in the US whenever I'm there, any show that is watchable and the slightest bit popular is cut by commercials so often it becomes unwatchable. Case in point ST Voyager (OK, OK, I like it) eight commercial breaks last time I was there, at home in Sweden (where it's on publicly funded TV) zero.

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    13. Re:Somebody has to pay for it... by Elias+Israel · · Score: 2
      Remove the need to be commercially competitive, and the quality of the programmes goes up...

      I'm sure you meant to say that without competition the quality goes down.

      Or is the BBC the one exception to the laws of supply and demand?

      It's amazing to me that people in a supposedly free country will chastise dictatorships around the world for maintaining state-run broadcast media, but then blindly defend the same practice in their own back yards as enlightened and advanced.

      Sheer foolishness

      That said, the idea that I am somehow obliged to watch the ads that pay for the programming is so mind-numbingly stupid as to be unworthy of comment.

      You can have my Tivo when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.

    14. Re:Somebody has to pay for it... by Tyrant+Chang · · Score: 1
      > Here in the UK, the "TV Licence" that so many USians seem to just not understand pays for something like 6 advert

      Well, it is more than that. US government is restricted from law from meddling with tv or radio (i believe pbs is an explicit exception). The worry was that government would run propaganda to government tv (not that it was prevented).


      On a related note, Korea also has a TV license - about $5 USD per month per household. What it gives us is all the ads in the front of the show and uninterrupted programming afterwards. Its great but it has been argued that the tv stations are pawns of the government from time to time precisely because 3 out of 4 stations are govnment owned.

    15. Re:Somebody has to pay for it... by Paul+Komarek · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm not English. I'm an American and have little knowledge of the inner-workings of the BBC. However, I have my own half-baked opinions, which in the tradition of slashdot, I'll share with public. ;-)

      I think that there *is* competition in the BBC model. The competition occurs between the people who want to provide programming for the BBC. The BBC cannot afford to be complacent, because they're an easy target for politicians. If the BBC screws up, people contact their reps in government and complain, the reps make some national statement about the decline of the BBC, and top BBC management gets fired. Imagine trying to fire Ted Turner because TNT sucks.

      Overall, I find I truly prefer BBC sitcoms over American sitcoms. I'll take Monty Python, Black Adder, Red Dwarf, Dr. Who, and a few others whose names I don't know (and Dame Judy rocks) over Archie Bunker, Family Ties, BH 90210, Friends, and Who's the Boss. I can live with the special effect in Dr. Who that aren't up to Hollywood standards. What I can't stand is the feeling that my brain is leaving me for someone more interesting, which happens when I see Friends.

      To me, that is evidence which supports the efficacy of the BBC model, and the dysfunction of the TNT model.

      -Paul Komarek

    16. Re:Somebody has to pay for it... by IPFreely · · Score: 2
      Let me make the american free market counter-argument. American programming is of higher quality because it is ad-supported.

      Then why do I spend all my time watching PBS and the Discover channel? Becuase ABC, NBC and CBS are filled with ABSOLUTE CRAP that I would never watch if they paid me. I don't even know what channels they are on in my area. The major channels are so worried about getting EVERY VIEWER possible that they worry more about not putting on something that would loose audience than they do about attracting more audience. What you get is lukewarm, stale, rehashes of old stories cleaned up for "the family" audience. Anything with any Zing might offend someone. Can't do that. Anything educational might bore someone. Can't do that.

      At least FOX has some interesting comedies. So they offend people. Some offend me, I just don't watch those. But many others are really funny and I watch them a lot.

      PBS is sponsered, but that does not drive their programming. PBS makes their lineup, and the sponsers come and add support to particular shows by name.

      Any company that is driven too much by the business side of TV and not by the content side is just going to put out drek. Those really interested in making good material (PBS!) do it and get by.

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    17. Re:Somebody has to pay for it... by 3Bees · · Score: 1
      In other words, any programming is just there to fill the 10 minutes between ad breaks.

      This isn't precisely correct. The programming is there to fill those 10 minutes, but it is also there to make the consumers receptive to the 5-8 minutes of advertising that follows. The TV companies need to sell the time, so they create a demographic that they can sell to their advertisers, a demographic that is reinforced by the programming.

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    18. Re:Somebody has to pay for it... by brad.hill · · Score: 2
      If a show REALLY sucks, yes nobody will watch it and no ads will sell. But, the advertising system also puts a cap on really GOOD shows too, because it's in their best interest to make sure that the ads are just a little more interesting than the show - so you'll actually watch them. Thus, mediocrity is assured.


      Britian, in contrast, has shows that are terrible, dull as dirt crap, but also shows that are outstanding works of art. Not very much of the latter outside PBS here.

    19. Re:Somebody has to pay for it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Comedy for example, would then do its best to try not to be actually funny, but rather to try and not step on anyones toes for fear of offending anyone...

      You've tremendously underestimated modern advertisers. With all of the cable channels available, there is no real aim to appeal to all people at once. Modern advertising plays different elements of society against each other. Watch, sparingly, some children's television to see this in its least subtle form-- purple ketchup is cool because parents and older siblings think it's gross.
    20. Re:Somebody has to pay for it... by toriver · · Score: 2
      Let me make the american free market counter-argument. American programming is of higher quality because it is ad-supported.

      Is that why HBO has The Sopranos, Sex and the City and Six Feet Under? Only some of the highest-regarded TV series currently going.

      Quality comes from not having to make concessions to UH-dvertisers.

    21. Re:Somebody has to pay for it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but then again, you have that silly BBC TV Tax, where you have to *license* (and pay to the Queen) your TVs, right, where the BBC/govment runs around with huffduff equipment looking for "unlicensed oscillators"?

    22. Re:Somebody has to pay for it... by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2

      You probably should spend more than a few weeks, and have something better than an obsolete analogue-only television.

      Yes, I probably have been trolled.

    23. Re:Somebody has to pay for it... by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2

      Ok, but the BBC is independent from the government. The government just pay for it. There have been many, many scandals which have only come to light through BBC reporting.

      Strangely enough, it's possible for the government to own something without it being used as a propaganda machine.

    24. Re:Somebody has to pay for it... by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2

      Nothing gets paid to the Queen. It gets paid to the government, and then is handed over to the BBC. Anyway, £130 isn't a lot of money. It's certainly not a tax. Why are USians so scared of paying taxes?

      I'm not sure if we even have a Queen any more.

    25. Re:Somebody has to pay for it... by Vulture_ · · Score: 1
      Let me make the american free market counter-argument. American programming is of higher quality because it is ad-supported.
      Since when was American TV programming of "higher quality"?
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    26. Re:Somebody has to pay for it... by skimmer · · Score: 1

      The majority of the really good shows are on networks like HBO which have NO ads. I'd rather never have ads and just pay for the premium stations I want. Let ad-supported tv die. Good riddance.

    27. Re:Somebody has to pay for it... by Lazlo+Nibble · · Score: 1

      Remove the need to be commercially competitive, and the quality of the programmes goes up - the incentive is to make something that people want to listen to.

      In the States, we call this "HBO".

    28. Re:Somebody has to pay for it... by ronfar · · Score: 1
      Well, one reason why people in the U.S. don't like paying taxes is that the U. S. government uses taxes as a way to siphon money away from uppity working class people and give it to large, soulless corporations, almost exclusively.

      I know it probably seems strange to you, but if we had anything like BBC fees in the U.S. they would take the money and give it to Omniglobalmegatech to design programming for TV which would consist of nothing but program length commercials for Omniglobalmegatech's products. If anyone complained, the Senator from Omniglobalmegatech would claim that people were trying to shut down TV, so no one would be able to watch TV at all.

      This is the way taxes work in the United States, it's called "pork barrel politics." If this is not the way things work in Britain, then Britons are indeed fortunate.

      I'm sure I just saw the Queen of England on TV the other day... although I do have an active imagination.

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    29. Re:Somebody has to pay for it... by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1

      I suppose that's a matter of taste. Personally, I think HBO is a cesspool.

    30. Re:Somebody has to pay for it... by Art+Tatum · · Score: 2
      Most people in Europe's experience of American TV programmes is comedies, some of which are good, some of which are utterly dreadful ("Married with Children", anyone?)

      Sadly, a *lot* of Americans *like* this program. Why? Because a lot of Americans are mindless dorks. And that's the *real* reason why the quality of American TV is generally lower. It has little to do with the private vs. public funding, as can be seen with the massive amounts of money that networks pour into their programs.

    31. Re:Somebody has to pay for it... by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1
      What I can't stand is the feeling that my brain is leaving me for someone more interesting, which happens when I see Friends.

      Amen.

      To me, that is evidence which supports the efficacy of the BBC model, and the dysfunction of the TNT model.

      But I think you are wrong here. I think it's the audience that makes the difference rather than the funding model. Most American viewers like trash, so they *get* trash.

    32. Re:Somebody has to pay for it... by Paul+Komarek · · Score: 2

      Aw geez, do you really have to go and ruin my day like that? I've always been tempted to believe this, but ignored it because I can't do anything about it. Maybe I can convince my wife that we should move across the pond. ;-)

      -Paul Komarek

    33. Re:Somebody has to pay for it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. So people who don't like the advert-free stations have to pay for them whether they like it or not *and* endure advertising, because the people who like it control Parliament. Can't make let people make their own decsions if the majority disagrees with them . . .

    34. Re:Somebody has to pay for it... by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2

      Well, one reason why people in the U.S. don't like paying taxes is that the U. S. government uses taxes as a way to siphon money away from uppity working class people and give it to large, soulless corporations, almost exclusively.

      Ah, right... Now, when we pay taxes in the UK, some of it gets siphoned off into slush funds for dodgy politicians (but I didn't just say that, right?) and a lot of it gets spend on health care, schools, roads etc.

      This is why the National Health Service can provide "free at the point of need" health care to people, without them needing health insurance. Of course, if you carry suitable health insurance, there's nothing to stop you going private. But why pay extra to get something you've already paid for?

      Actually, the NHS is a good example - despite horror stories of patients left on trolleys in corridors etc., the NHS works quite well, if slowly. Despite the huge advertising push for private health care and private hospitals in the UK, the standard of care turns out to be the same. In many cases, if you go private, you end up being treated in an NHS hospital, but only marginally sooner... and it's just cost you a packet.

      Can't you use those Second Amendment rights to do something about "pork barrel politics"? :-)

      Incidentally, it turns out that the Queen of England *is* alive - it was her mother who died recently. However, being in Scotland, not England, it's hard to keep track. They live at the opposite end of a different country that I only pay a tiny amount of tax in, so they're largely irrelevant.

    35. Re:Somebody has to pay for it... by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      Ah, they make The Sopranos and stuff? You see, it works!

  88. Already happens in schools by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1

    As a recent slashdot poster mentioned, in the USA you can get locked up for not watching the adverts they show in schools on Channel One. So it's obviously a matter of time before they extend that to the rest of the population.

    (I've finally got around to start reading Naomi Klein's "No Logo"... does it show? ;-)

    1. Re:Already happens in schools by proj_2501 · · Score: 1

      Eh? I remember seeing an agreement my school had that said 90% of students present must watch Channel One 90% of the time, but I remember nothing about people going to jail for that, only losing the televisions.

    2. Re:Already happens in schools by paganizer · · Score: 1

      Any chance you could elaborate on that? I have NO clue what you are talking about. Sorry.

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    3. Re:Already happens in schools by thpdg · · Score: 1
      I read the post, and the article he's speaking of. I wish I could recall where it was, or what story it was hooked to. The point of it was that at some school here in the US, these two high school aged kids decided to boycott the showing of Channel One, so they walked out. They were charged with truancy and went to juvenile hall for it. They were supposed to each serve 15 days for it, but I can't recall if they actually did the time.
      It's partially their own fault, because I'm sure there is a more official way to be excused from the showing. Just walking out of any class room usually means big trouble.
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    4. Re:Already happens in schools by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was on a different thread that pointed to the adbusters site...
      got it

      http://adbusters.org/magazine/34/jail.html

    5. Re:Already happens in schools by Verteiron · · Score: 1

      They used to show channel 1 at my jr. high during homeroom. No one ever watched it. Usually we'd gripe at the teacher to turn the volume down so that we could actually get some work done.

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    6. Re:Already happens in schools by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    7. Re:Already happens in schools by Gaijinator · · Score: 1

      > in the USA you can get locked up for not watching the adverts they show in schools on Channel One
      Then my classes are screwed. In art, we unplugged the TV, and in English, we unplug it about half the time so we can learn, as opposed to getting our daily dose of propaganda.

      Therefore, when they extend it to the rest of the population, we'll do what we've been doing for years: ignore the rule and continue doing things our way.

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  89. We're all in it together! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about companies selling you multiple channels? Or, companies selling you more channels when you already have some? Are they not accessories to the crime?

  90. new business plan!! by Big+Toe · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This must be their new business plan to recover from their 54 billion dollar loss from last quarter. I guess classic business models don't work anymore; have to accuse millions of a crime that doesn't exist.
    "It's not our fault we lost 54 billion! They didn't watch the commercials!!!"

  91. I'll do it for you. by game0ver · · Score: 1

    I love ads. I choose them over the programmes. I don't *buy* anything, but lovge the jungles and pretty pictures.

    I got a few of you covered. Consider it a gift.

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  92. Bathroom users are thieves! by Patrick+May · · Score: 1

    People who leave the room containing the television to use the toilet while commercials are running are stealing ad revenue!

    1. Re:Bathroom users are thieves! by anonymous+cupboard · · Score: 1
      Bathroom Users are Thieves
      IANAL, but I guess this would an issue regarding the violation of viewing licence granted under the agreement with the cable or sattelite provider which protects their copyright.

      Is the invention of Sir Thomas Crapper therefore a copyright violating device?

  93. Reality check for Broadcast media. by DarkHelmet433 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    One thing that they seem to have lost track of reality on, is that nothing *guarantees* them the *right* to keep on making money the way they always used to.

    They (the networks) choose to make a gamble in paying content providers (or paying to produce it themselves) and that they can recover their costs and make a profit in the process. You do not get the payoff without taking the risk. They have no more "right" to expect the models to work forever than I have the "right" to expect a guaranteed job forever from my employer.

    If times change and they can no longer do this, then they had better find a another way to make money.. Here's one.. Find out what the consumers *actually want* and be the best to serve their needs rather than choosing something cheap and nasty and attempting to ram it down their throats and force them to like it.

    Viewers are not the property of the networks. If times change and the old media models no longer work, then they had better start thinking of new ones. Actually listening to people instead of trying to "capture" them would be a good start.

    1. Re:Reality check for Broadcast media. by repoleved · · Score: 1
      Actually, broadcasters have a tremendous amount of power, since they can talk to so many people at once. Given enough time, they could probably bring most people around through putting their messages in their programming. They are not above doing this; just watch CNN for proof that broadcasters are willing to use their position to influence viewers.

      In addition, while you are watching TV, you are not doing hundreds of subversive things that you COULD be doing. You could be writing to the newspapers, organising rallies, attending demonstrations, researching into the latest scandals that affect you, going to school and learning about alternatives to the current political/economic system, talking to your friends about the latest assault on personal freedom, making a website that exposes immorality in government, or even posting on slashdot! ;-) But instead, you watch Buffy, or Star Trek, and drink the broadcaster's message.

      Television is not about satisfying viewer's needs. It is about making it harder for you to satisfy your needs by sucking your time, and your life, away from you. When people have a hard enough time satisfying their own needs, they will not have the energy to participate in the political system, and the few people who are still paying attention will control everything.

      Television, as it exists today, is actually an agent against free speech, and against individual rights, because
      1. while people watch TV, they are not speaking out
      2. while people watch TV, they are paying attention to what the broadcasters want them to, which is probably not individual rights (especially if the broadcasters decide that individual rights do not help them)
      3. while people watch TV, their attention raises money from advertisers which gets funneled mostly to Hollywood, which has a very strong (lobbying) interest in suppressing individual freedoms
  94. Keep it up! They are desperate! by mshiltonj · · Score: 1

    This is stunning. We should encourage this sort of behavior. Luckily for us, Ol' Ted is carrying out thier argument to the logical and absurd extreme. By being as incendiary as he is, even the most lethargic of people will draw the right conclusions.

    Like another post said: Is muting during the commerials "breaking the contract"? What contract? Wouldn't his logic also make fast-forwarding the commercial on a regular VCR "theft" also?

    Keep saying it, Ted. You'll win this issue for us.

  95. I dunno. by autopr0n · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Are you talking about pages linked to from Autopr0n? Suicide girls? Autopr0n itself?

    I don't really know that much about the pages I link to. I use a special program that just shows the pics they link to (and they have to be direct .jpg links, not to HTML pages in order for me to post 'em.)

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  96. Use DMCA to turn it on its head by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shouldn't butchering movies by altering them to contain commercials be a violation
    of DMCA? It seems like Turner is taking movies and making derivative works of "art"
    by inserting commercials into movies, thus changing the plot and structure of the film.

  97. Thieves is a little strong, but... by Rakarra · · Score: 5, Insightful

    .. he does have a point, in that commercial TV is supported by.. surprise surprise, commercials!! Commercial advertisers pay money to networks with the expectation that people will see the commercials. If that doesn't happen then the advertisers don't get a return on their money. The advertisers aren't paying for a commercial to simply run, they're paying for a commercial to be run and for people to see it. That's why networks charge more for a timeslot during the Superbowl or during popular programs. Sure, they know not everyone watching a program will see the commercial, but they can be sure a good percentage will. For a device to come around that makes this truly common.. now that's when it becomes dangerous enough to be attacked. The RIAA never cared enough about a few people swapping .wav files or .mp3's over irc... but Napster, Napster became a threat. Advertisers put up with VCRs, because even with those you're still getting a fair amount of the commercial. But a device where you don't even know what commercial aired? The commercial that is paying for the program? It should be no surprise advertisers aren't thrilled about that. And if these devices become popular? Should be no surprise again that they go on the attack. Network TV isn't commercial free, it's not supposed to be. Comments about whether or not this would be a good thing aside, the networks and channels like Cartoon Network, Sci-Fi, Food channel, History Channel.. none of these would survive without people actually watching the commercials that run. Or does everyone look forward to every channel running PBS-like pledge drives?

    This is the same argument that comes up when people complain about banner ads in websites. Commercial TV needs either advertising, or else they have to become a pay channel like HBO. Slashdot needs to run advertisements to survive or just become a pay site. So does Salon.

    All of them are supported by advertising, advertising which requires viewers for it to work. Saying that PVR users are thieves is... a little extreme, and somewhat silly, but to strip commercials completely out of programs is being a little dishonest.

    1. Re:Thieves is a little strong, but... by Kynde · · Score: 2

      I hate to admit but you do have some point in there. People surfing channels during commercial breaks is hardly a threat, but devices that automate that is another thing.

      My point is that I doubt that ./ would put up with ad blocking software becoming widley spread and de facto standard for slashdot readers.

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    2. Re:Thieves is a little strong, but... by ThaReetLad · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well, boo hoo!!!

      If adverts no longer work then stop using them. There is plenty of scope for product placement in TV and of course, they could just cut wages. Besides, big media makes too much money already, I fail to see how profits falling from astronomical to simply extravagent will stop people making TV.

      Here in the UK actors are paid a fraction of what the major US stars earn. Often they earn in a year what a similar US star will take home every episode. At least then they can stay a bit truer to their roots.

      Of course we also have 6 TV channels, and many radio stations with no adverts paid for by the TV licence fee, which is currently a little over £9 per household per month.
      Best thing is 24 currently being shown on BBC2. Each show is supposed to show the passing of one hour of the day yeah? But each show is only 45 minutes long because we have no adverts. Ha Ha! we get 33% more drama for our money.

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    3. Re:Thieves is a little strong, but... by johnw · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There seems to be a growing misconception that, because a business model has worked in the past it therefore must be entitled to legal protection in order to ensure it continues to work in the future.

      Consider the position of being, say, a musician a few hundred years ago. You could make a living (probably not a very good one) by composing and playing music for other people but, much like a plumber today you couldn't apply any multipliers to that. You play music for one evening - you get paid (or fed or something) a corresponding amount. If you want to be paid again tomorrow, make sure you have another gig lined up. The only way of avoiding that would be to find a rich sponsor.

      Along came printing - suddenly there was a way for musicians (and others) to get the multiplication factor in. Write a piece of music and then *sell* it. You only have to write it once but you can sell it lots of times.

      Along came audio recording - an even bigger multiplier. Now you don't even have to play it for each listener. Play it once (all right - I know - several times), record it, then sell it lots of times. You're not guaranteed to make lots of money that way but the potential is there and it's a perfectly reasonable thing to do (and it's perfectly reasonable to insist that others comply by the restrictions you choose to put on your material when you sell it - copyright).

      What is *not* reasonable is then to expect legislation simply to preserve your business model from other perfectly legitimate business models. If you're producing and selling recorded music you have absolutely no right to insist that others can't distribute *their* music in a different way, even if it blows your business model right out of the water.

      Similarly with the question of commercial TV channels. 100 years ago there were no commercial TV channels (bliss!). A particular combination of available technologies made them feasible (TVs available at prices consumers can afford; cameras and broadcasting kit available at prices consumers definitely can't afford; limited broadcast bandwidth available etc.) Now the technology position is moving on. Lots of new equipment is available and people may not be willing to make the same trade-off as before ("I'll watch your irritating adverts because I want to watch the program in the gaps"), particularly as the quality of both programs and adverts goes through the floor. Perhaps an entirely new business model will have to arise but there is absolutely no possible justification for legislation to protect an existing business model just because its window of opportunity is closing.

    4. Re:Thieves is a little strong, but... by Tom · · Score: 2

      .. he does have a point, in that commercial TV is supported by.. surprise surprise, commercials!!

      Yes, he does. So did the dinosaurs when they died because their environment changed. Well, except that I don't think they complained about it in interviews.

      The world is changing, and if paid-by-advertisement doesn't work anymore, you should go and find a new business model.

      I forsee that a law (or ten) will be made about this, maybe the "Television Advertisement Consumer Protection Act". Nobody will ask the question of whether something seemingly important enough for society to have a law about should not instead be supported financially, i.e. your taxes pay for the TV, but it comes ad-free. It's not that you're not paying already, it's just that the costs are hidden. For example in the fact that TV broadcast frequencies are given away for free, even though UMTS proved that frequencies are worth billions of dollars. So that's a multi-billion $ subsidiary to the TV networks already.
      And they still sing the old (and becoming boring fast) MPAA song "we're going to diiieeee!".

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    5. Re:Thieves is a little strong, but... by Hard_Code · · Score: 2

      "Or does everyone look forward to every channel running PBS-like pledge drives?"

      I would GLADLY GLADLY GLADLY pay, on a per-channel or per-show (hell, even per-episode) basis for the shows I watch. I only watch a few shows out of the sea of absolute stinking shit that is out there...why the hell should I be paying the same fee as people watching all that other crap?

      If I could, say, purchase episodes of Futurama, Simpsons, Family Guy, BBC news, SNL, and a Frontline or Nova here and there (well, ok, I can "purchase" those by donating to PBS), I would be in heaven. So YES I would like channels to be responsive to the market of VIEWERS not ADVERTISERS. Then maybe through natural selection, the vast amount of crap that is out there would die.

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    6. Re:Thieves is a little strong, but... by elmegil · · Score: 2

      What I want to know is where this mythical "contract" they think I signed is. The only contract I remember signing is the one that says I'll pay my cable provider for a feed. Don't recally any clauses about must watch advertising.

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    7. Re:Thieves is a little strong, but... by analog_line · · Score: 2

      Actually, i honestly only listen to Public Radio (and I do send money) and only watch PBS (though I don't really watch PBS anymore, and have therefore stopped financially supporting it). I just don't visit the most ad-invasive sites on the net, because the ones that do have a subscription-for-no-ads model aren't worth it. I'm considering doing the Gamespot subscription that was mentioned perviously on slashdot, as it's a service I used alot before the banner ads just got WAY too invasive and annoying. Until they actually get it up and running and I decide whether it's worth it or not, I'll use other less invasive services. Hell, I even pay a monthly fee to play Dark Age of Camelot, because I like it enough to pay $11/month for it. It's worth it to me.

      While I will support directly programming and content that I use, and I think that's the best way, I think the networks complaining about PVRs stealing their ad revenue is ludicrous. It's no different from ad-removing VCRs (which have been around for a good long time without any complaint) muting the TV, pressing the pause button while commercials are on, or even fast-forwarding through the commercials. All of that can be done with almost any TV/VCR combination available today, and it accomplishes the exact same thing as PVRs. The ad-supported networks are obviously running scared from new technology that does the same thing as old technology that they just don't understand.

      Perhaps the US market should move to a subscription-only model for television, something like it is in the UK. I'd certainly be willing to pay $5.00/month/channel to get the two or three channels that I would ever watch piped into my home, commercial free. Especially I can specify channel numbers for them. I don't want to have to turn to channels 26, 71, and 82 if those are the only channels I want. It ought to be easy enough to get some kind of interface that allows me to map those onto 1, 2, and 3, or whatever.

      As it is, I won't pay $40 for a whole load of crap I will never use. The channels I would watch are just not worth it.

    8. Re:Thieves is a little strong, but... by Papineau · · Score: 2

      How many PVRs (TiVo, etc.) were sold in the US over the few last years? A few (2-3) millions? So let's say that 3% of the population (about 3 people per household) have access to one of them. What's the percentage of those that actually use it use it for the purpose of skipping commercials (or what average percent of the time they use it for that)? Yeah, not very significant at the scale of the US.

      So, basically Turner is pissed because overall, in the whole US, a fraction of a percent of their possible audience is skipping commercials.

      Don't ever let them near a school! They'll go on a blood hunt for students not listening in class!

    9. Re:Thieves is a little strong, but... by darkweasel · · Score: 1

      hear hear!

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    10. Re:Thieves is a little strong, but... by rakeswell · · Score: 1

      I think you need to realize that advertizers are aware that not all ads run will be seen by everyone. You might assume a higher rate of your market seeing/hearing/reading your ads in one media versus another, and this is factored into the cost they the advertizer is willing to pay for an ad in that media. There is never a guarantee that your market will actually see your ad. The only thing that PVR will do is affect *price* of advertizing in one specific medium -- assuming that it becomes widespread enough to actually matter. Television has no inherent right to be entitled for perpituity a fixed rate of revenue from advertising. Television is a business and therefore entails risk. What iritates me to no end are business people who spout off endlessly about the efficiency of the free market and getting government off of our backs, yet when the market changes and threatens to make them obsolete, they go running to government for intervention and aid.

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    11. Re:Thieves is a little strong, but... by GungaDan · · Score: 2
      "and of course, they could just cut wages."

      But then we couldn't have each of our insipid "friends" raking in a million bucks per episode of the sitcom drivel in which they wallow about. And it's already likely we won't have Peter Jennings around next year because his corporate masters have told him to take a 40% pay cut or take a hike. You know what that amounts to in Mr. Jennings' case? $6 million a year instead of $10 million. Frankly, his services aren't worth $6 million to me, and I can't imagine they are for anyone else, either. His livelihood consists of reading from a frikkin' teleprompter and smiling for the damned camera. And some kind of weird hair thing. I'd pay him maybe $250,000. Maybe.

      So in the end, we have the corporate greed, exemplified by Mr. Rectum Helmet from TW, which turns out to be driven, at least partially, by the on-air personality greed, exemplified by Peter Jennings and the cast of "Friends." And what drives their greed, their craving to compile ever more and more cash in their mink-lined titanium piggy banks?

      Probably $cientology.

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    12. Re:Thieves is a little strong, but... by milo_Gwalthny · · Score: 2
      Well, I'm sure the dinosaurs railed against their destruction as well. Why is everyone so annoyed that this man is resisting change? That he doesn't want his livelihood to be destroyed? He's entitled to a little bitterness and hyperbole.

      He's also right... I'm sure you understand that it's your watching of commercials that pays for the content. Doesn't mean you have to watch the commercials, but then it isn't really fair that you watch the content either, is it? That, in effect, is the 'contract.' You can always pay more for HBO, or rent movies, and watch no commercials. Do this enough and the content producers will change their model. Skip commercials enough and the content producers will also change their model. The only difference will be how disruptive it will be to the industry. Television isn't especially profitable, averaged over time, but its profits are especially volatile. This leaves the networks vulnerable to cost-cutting and downsizing. So, feel free to take their content without compensating them, there's nothing they can do about it, but remember that you are preventing them from making money.

      And don't fool yourselves with the classist arguments that you are simply depriving Courtney Cox of even more money she will misspend. It's a truism that the people who get hurt are the ones who can't afford it.

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    13. Re:Thieves is a little strong, but... by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > So, basically Turner is pissed because overall, in the whole US, a fraction of a percent of their possible audience is skipping commercials.
      >
      >Don't ever let them near a school! They'll go on a blood hunt for students not listening in class!

      No, it'll be worse.

      They'll go on a blood hunt for students who are paying attention.

      Think about it. If the student's typing away on the keyboard and doing his assignment on the school computer, the computer doesn't idle out.

      No idle time, no screensaver kicking in.

      No screensaver, no pair of receptive eyeballs watching the happy Coke(tm) can or Pepsi(tm) can rotating on the screen, singing "Let's all go to the lobby, Let's all go to the lobby, let's all go to the lobby, and get ourselves a snack!"

      Believe me, if the ad industry gets into your kid's school, it's the students that are paying attention to their classes (and getting minimal screensaver-ad-time) that are gonna get the detentions. (Where sitting numb and braindead at the desk, is the explicitly desired behavior, not just the convenient one :)

    14. Re:Thieves is a little strong, but... by GungaDan · · Score: 2
      "I'm sure you understand that it's your watching of commercials that pays for the content."

      This is so wrong. It's the commercial interests actually giving money to the networks that pays for the content. All of the "contract" stuff goes on in the media whore black box before a signal gets to my house. By the time whatever signal they send reaches my TV, it's bought and paid for, no matter how much they want me to believe I have further obligations. Once a signal is sent to my home, all the money transactions have happened, and all the commercial interests can do is sit back and see if their gamble pays off like they thought it would when they bought the commercial slot.

      McDonalds buying an ad for $1,000,000 in the middle of "Syphilis Island" does not guarantee that McDonalds will sell any number of burgers based on that ad. Hence the gamble, and hence the "quit whining, fatcat bitches!" when they sometimes lose.

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    15. Re:Thieves is a little strong, but... by Kintanon · · Score: 2

      I would GLADLY GLADLY GLADLY pay, on a per-channel or per-show (hell, even per-episode) basis for the shows I watch. I only watch a few shows out of the sea of absolute stinking shit that is out there...why the hell should I be paying the same fee as people watching all that other crap?


      As would I, but I want to be able to do it on my computer, and I want it streamed in decent fsckin quality!! I have a 13" TV that I have a VCR hooked to, I have no cable, no atenna, zilch. I occasionally watch TV when I am over at a friends house and something interesting is on. What I would much rather do is pay 10-15$ per month and have all of the Simpsons, Futurama, and Wrestling stored on a server for me in full quality where I can then stream it and watch it any time up to 60 days after the program originally aired. Come to think of it, I would pay 50$/month for that service... Of course, I would want it to be 100% OS independant, and not require any hardware be purchased. So it would need to be a nice clean Mpeg stream running at around 750kb/sec. They can fit a nice TV quality strem in 750kb/sec right?

      Kintanon

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    16. Re:Thieves is a little strong, but... by clickety6 · · Score: 1
      Or does everyone look forward to every channel running PBS-like pledge drives?


      Let's see. Average amount of adverts per program in the US maybe 10 minutes per hour? Per year, that equals 87600 minutes of adverts.


      Avergae pledge-a-thon lasts for a day and, "off my head sounds about right figure", say contains about 5 hours of begging. That equals 300 minutes of "adverts" per pledge-a-thon. SO we'd need 290 pledge-a-thons a year to equal the amount of advertising the other channels push down your throat.


      Now which looks like the better deal? :-)

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    17. Re:Thieves is a little strong, but... by kingozymandias · · Score: 1

      First, I own a TiVo and use it. In fact, I sometimes use it to skip commercials (gasp...). However, while I'm skipping the commercials, I'm watching intently for the program to come back on so that I can start playing again. During this period of time, I sometimes see something interesting in one of the ads, which will cause me to stop and see what it's about.

      What this means is that I'm skipping the ads for things I don't care about and wouldn't buy anyway, as well as ads I've seen 74 times, but I'm still watching the ones that might actually be effective. Maybe this is the exception rather than the rule but I have observed several other TiVo users doing this as well.

      So, unless the networks want to argue that I'm missing the brainwashing from watching the same commercials over and over, I don't think that (at least in my case personally) they can argue that they're losing anything through my owning and using a TiVo.

    18. Re:Thieves is a little strong, but... by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      "If that doesn't happen then the advertisers don't get a return on their money. "

      Why does that make us thieves? Commercials are annoying, therefore we take steps to remove them. Somebody earlier mentioned that they synchronize commercials so you always catch one when you channel flip. That's part of the reason they're annoying! If I could just switch to another show while it's on, no big deal.

      Frankly, there are other methods TV networks could be employing. If they were smart, they'd be doing that instead of calling their customers dirty names. Here's a simple idea: "Mention this ad and you get 50 cents off your next meal at McDonald's." Or "Sometime during the day tomorrow, we're going to request that people call in. Caller 62 will win $62!"

      Reward the customer for their time! It's cheaper than making the show more interesting to watch.

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    19. Re:Thieves is a little strong, but... by Zathrus · · Score: 2

      Best thing is 24 currently being shown on BBC2. Each show is supposed to show the passing of one hour of the day yeah? But each show is only 45 minutes long because we have no adverts.

      Which is produced by Fox in the US. And without the commercial-bourne television in the US you wouldn't have 24. Or any of the other popular US television shows that get exported overseas. Funny that.

      Ha Ha! we get 33% more drama for our money.

      Hrm. Fox is a broadcast network in the US, which means it's totally supported by advertising. So I paid nothing (directly) for watching 24. Paying any amount of money for it can't gain you "more" than free.

      Oh, and my wife and I watch it in about 45 minutes too. Thanks TiVo.

      For reference, the US also has a network of free, totally commercial free, television and radio stations. PBS and NPR, respectively. They are funded through government grants as well as corporate and private donations. And some of the better programming has come from them as well (particularly children's TV such as Sesame Street, but also shows like Cosmos and Nova).

    20. Re:Thieves is a little strong, but... by Zathrus · · Score: 2

      No, government should not protect a broken business model. Heinlein is often quoted in regards to this. But it's long been true.

      That said, there are some flaws in your particular statements...

      100 years ago there were no commercial TV channels

      100 years ago there were no TV channels, period. The first broadcast of any significant power was circa 1936 when Adolf Hitler opened the Olympics in Germany.

      That said, yes, 50 years ago there were no commercial breaks on TV. They also didn't broadcast 24/7, and shows were sponsored. The commercials were put right in - often with the host blatantly pushing the product. You also had 2 or 3 stations to watch, not 3-400. But things changed, and the old model of a single company footing the bill for a show was no longer viable.

      The current model is becoming unviable too... and, as you note, the current power structure is trying to fight change. They'll lose in the long run, but the problem is that they can win some short term battles that will eventually cause even more havoc as outdated laws get stomped on by technology. It just means stagnation while other industries and countries move onward. It's happened before in history, it'll happen again.

    21. Re:Thieves is a little strong, but... by SamTheButcher · · Score: 1
      I would also say that it's the responsibility of advertisers to make commercials that we want to watch. People watch the Wazzup? ads because they're little tiny events. Ads for Pledge I tune out because they're boring, not because I don't dust.

      And I'll watch the ads on the Food network because that's what I'm watching for. It's target marketing to the fullest, and that makes sense. Just like all the toy ads on Cartoon Network. When you're watching Friends, you could have ads for all sorts of things, and I end up tuning most of them out, because they don't have anything to do with me.

      And don't start up with taking this feature away on PVR's, too! I'm just waiting for the new DishPVR 721 and I'm kissing AT&T goodbye! (but in reality, it's more for recording convenience than channel skipping. This guy, however, is a tool. Theives. The very idea. Off-topic, we're entering a dangerous period of adjective hyperbole -"thieves", "axis of evil", "pirates".... Shall we tone the rhetoric down a bit, people?)

    22. Re:Thieves is a little strong, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is produced by Fox in the US. And without the commercial-bourne television in the US you wouldn't have 24. Or any of the other popular US television shows that get exported overseas. Funny that.

      Fox didn't give the programme to the BBC for free. The fees expected to be paid by foreign TV companies are obviously taken into account when these things are funded.

    23. Re:Thieves is a little strong, but... by gerardrj · · Score: 1

      By your logic:
      It is wrong for me to not stop and read (most)every advertisement and classified ad in a newspaper.
      Newspapers are supported by classified ads and general advertising. The purchasers of that space expect people to look at them, it's sort of a "contract" when you purchase a newspaper that you'll read the ads.
      If the ads weren't in a newspaper, the paper would have to go subscription and probably cost $20 or more.

      So the next time you flip past the ads on the way to the comics section, remember your behaving like a criminal.

      Perhaps not clipping cupons should be a felony?

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    24. Re:Thieves is a little strong, but... by Vulture_ · · Score: 1

      Good point. Now we can add the broadcast TV industry to the same category as the recording and movie industries -- trying to use legislation to protect their obsolete business models.

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    25. Re:Thieves is a little strong, but... by Rakarra · · Score: 2
      If I could, say, purchase episodes of Futurama, Simpsons, Family Guy, BBC news, SNL, and a Frontline or Nova here and there

      We already do, in a sense through the ratings system. If the ratings for Futurama and Family Guy (probably my two favorite fox shows these days) are so low that the network is going to cancel them, you can bet they won't survive on a pay-per-view basis either.

    26. Re:Thieves is a little strong, but... by Tom · · Score: 2

      I'm sure you understand that it's your watching of commercials that pays for the content. Doesn't mean you have to watch the commercials, but then it isn't really fair that you watch the content either, is it? That, in effect, is the 'contract.'

      No, it is not. You Have Been Brainwashed(tm).

      A contract requires a meeting of wills, two sides agreeing on an exchange. In the case of TV, there is no agreement happening. They deliver stuff to my house. I didn't even ask for the stuff, much less did I ever agree to their shaky business model.

      What they are claiming is a right because things always worked like that. That's where the dinosaurs come in - they could've claimed the same right. Probably did. Didn't make any difference, though.

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    27. Re:Thieves is a little strong, but... by milo_Gwalthny · · Score: 2
      So, when you turned on the TV and got this thing you seem to think is of value (if you're watching it, you must think it has some value) what did you think you were giving in return? Did you think they were giving you this out of charity?

      You say you didn't ask for the stuff. If a bookclub delivers an unwanted book to your house, you write return to sender and drop it back in the mail. You don't keep it and not pay for it, claiming there was no "meeting of the wills." It may be legal to do so, but it's not right. Do you think the networks need to broadcast a EULA before every show saying that if you don't agree to watch the commercials, you can't watch the show? If you think that's the solution, you are the one who has been brainwashed, by the Association of Trial Lawyers of America. Not everything you do has to be regulated by a written, signed contract. Some things are regulated by trust and good will.

      Things can change, like I said. Things will change, I agree. I disagree that I have been brainwashed by understanding the give and take that has supported TV since its beginning. If you say you don't understand that that is the business model, then I think you're being obtuse. Plenty of people ignore it, and in my mind that's not much worse than double-parking, morally speaking, but you should at least realize that you're in the wrong, not them.

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    28. Re:Thieves is a little strong, but... by milo_Gwalthny · · Score: 2
      Straw man.

      We aren't talking about the decisions McDonalds made. We are talking about the decisions you make. Watching a commercial does not obligate you to buy something. In fact, it usually motivates me not to buy something (especially cow flesh.)

      I was on vacation and someone walked up to me and told me I would get all sorts of free trinkets if I toured their time-share villas. The quid pro quo, which is obvious to anyone who thinks about it, is that they would give me the hard-sell on buying a time-share. I declined. You can also decline to watch commercial TV, if you don't want to watch commercials.

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    29. Re:Thieves is a little strong, but... by Tom · · Score: 2

      The bookclub delivers a physical item. The choice for me is throwing it away or returning it. Obviously, returning it is the right thing to do.

      TV (and, btw. I don't even own one, I discuss this because of the social/contract points) works differently. They broadcast all over the PUBLIC airwaves, and the costs are independent of the number of people listening in.

      Yes, there is a certain working system that has been established. However, no deal was ever struck, so each side may bottle out at any time, no obligations. If people stop watching TV (which I did a couple years ago) or stop watching parts of TV, such as the ads, then too bad.

      And no, I absolutely do not believe in law being the solution. On the contrary, there is no better proof that something is fucked then the need of a law about it.

      I understand their business model. But, I also understand they built their castle on quicksand. It held surprisingly well for a couple years, now it's shifting. Is it so hard to understand that I have no sympathy for their whinings?

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    30. Re:Thieves is a little strong, but... by milo_Gwalthny · · Score: 2

      You bring up one of the few interesting questions about this whole debate: is intellectual property really property? Does the tangibility of something create its value? Does the fact that the book is a physical object change the ethics here? There are good arguments on both sides. On one side is the argument that if I take something from you and you still have it, I haven't taken something from you. On the other side is the Lockean argument that property is something that you worked to create and so in inalienably yours. Our current system was designed to forge a middle road with respect to intellectual property, letting the creator exploit it for a period of time, then freeing it.

      Another question is, do you believe that things that have no marginal cost should have no cost to the consumer? This would mean that software should be free, of course, prescription drugs should be almost free, airline seats and hotel rooms should cost 10% of what they do, etc.

      The other defense for destroying their business is that you are fighting for a higher good. I hear that a lot on /. Can't entirely disagree with that argument, but it should be an explicit ethical choice, not rationalized with the argument that you aren't, in effect, stealing something in the first place.

      I agree that their business model may have been built on quicksand. What does that have to do with you? Are you free to kick a dying man? Seems specious. I also agree that not watching TV at all is a great choice and one I also have made. Not that it was so hard given the sh*t they show. But I believe that the agreement we all make when we turn on the TV is to watch the commercials. Would you feel differently if the network put a EULA up before every show, prohibiting you from commercial-skipping if you watch the show?

      Laws are necessary to protect contracts. How else would you protect them?

      I wouldn't expect you to feel sympathy, really, unless you were another television exec (or stockholder) seeing your livelihood disappear. Empathy, perhaps, would be more appropriate: if you were a television exec, wouldn't you squawk too?

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    31. Re:Thieves is a little strong, but... by Tom · · Score: 2

      First of all, let me state clearly what my POV is: There is no intellectual property. Applying the concept of property to creations of the mind was the core mistake that we're still suffering from.

      Now I don't think that the difference between physical or not is the key point. Taking my idea and saying its your own is just as unethical as taking my car. However, the difference that I still have my idea, but I lack my car, is also to be taken into account.

      Once you free yourself of the property model, you can do both. Taking my idea is unethical, but it's not theft. It's something else. What it is depends on what exactly you do, and a property-model doesn't mirror that. e.g. taking my music and publishing it as your own is very different from taking my music and listening to it without paying.

      So what is happening in the case of TV and advertisement? What happens is that the consumer is making a choice that he could not (easily) make earlier - watch some things, but not others. The business model of TV, however, was based on the unavailability of this choice.
      Is it unethical for the consumer? I don't think so. We have no voice in the kind of, frequency or placement of ads, therefore we are looking at a one-sided deal. What has changed is that we can suddenly change the deal, and that we do so is a clear sign that we don't consider the deal fair anymore. Mostly because TV has changed from "programs interrupted by some ads" to "non-stop advertising with some shows inbetween". Over time, the deal has slowly shifted in our disfavor, and now the technical means have appeared to show that we are not satisfied with it any longer.

      An EULA would surely not be the solution. However, I want to offer a solution what would - IMHO - answer the ethics question:

      Make advertisement programmable. Much like in Opera, give the TV viewer a place where he can say which and how many ads he is willing to take in. Make a simple ratings system that limits the program, e.g. people who don't want many ads only get the cheap programs and the premium content is only watchable if you view enough ads to pay your share.
      This, too, could be circumvented. But now suddenly I would consider it unethical to do so, because there has been an active agreement. It doesn't matter if that agreement is based on a 100-page contract or five clicks with the mouse.

      To the final question: A difficult one to answer. I guess I would be unhappy if my own snakeoil business model suddenly evaporates. However, I think I would be bright enough to not whine in public about how unfair it is that people are a little smarter than I had hoped all the time.

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    32. Re:Thieves is a little strong, but... by milo_Gwalthny · · Score: 2

      I can respect your view that IP is not property. In fact, I agree that it isn't property. The problem from an ethical perspective is that there are established ethical rules for property use, but not for whatever it is you will classify IP as.

      This may contribute to what seems to be an inconsistent approach to the ethics on your part. First you state that taking your idea and saying it is mine is unethical. Then you say that taking the TV networks' ideas and doing something they didn't intend for you to do with them isn't unethical.

      Claiming your idea as mine and avoiding embedded 'payment' for an idea seem, in a topological sense, equivalent. If you can say that the old deal is no longer valid because one side has unilaterally decided so, why can't I say your idea is mine? What, exactly, is the ethical rule you are applying?

      The EULA idea was a strawman, of course.

      As for the whining, at least they're not asking for government handouts because their business is disappearing, like the steel industry or farmers. Well, not yet anyway.

      Thanks for the argument. These issues are unclear to pretty much anyone, and the only way to sort them out is the back-and-forth. I have to admit that the attribution of immorality to the current media structure annoys me - it is absurd, in this narrow context. The networks can be called many things, doomed is probably the most accurate, but they are large businesses with thousands of employees who depend on a specific business model to survive. They realize their chances of being dominant in a new paradigm are slim. Of course they squawk and perhaps sympathy isn't unwarranted. But why the squawking of the snakeoil salesmen is 'news' escapes me. I would rather have this conversation: what are the ethics of this situation and how do we present them as achieving the greater good for society? That argument will become important as more and more people pay attention to these issues.

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    33. Re:Thieves is a little strong, but... by Tom · · Score: 2

      I, too, like this exchange going on long after the initial story dropped off the front page. But I guess we are coming to an end real soon, with all arguments exchanged.

      Let me briefly go through yours back to front.
      Yes, the networks are not yet asking for subsidies, except if you count MPAA et al in among the crowd and new harsh "anti-piracy" laws a form of government subsidiaries. And, just to be fair, the networks are already receiving something for free: The use of the public airwaves.

      The difference between taking my idea and marketing it as yours and taking my idea and using it in a way unforseen by me is mostly one of just reward. Taking ABC and broadcasting it as, say, /. TV, would be something I consider unethical, too. But if your business model rests on my stupidity and/or inability, then me enabling myself is not unethical.
      The whole point is that one is based on a shortcoming, on a one-sided deal. As I said so eloquently: If the one-sidedness is removed, I'd stop having an issue with it.

      And yes, the main problem behind all this is that nobody can really make something of it. If I had the ultimate solution, I'd have written a book about it. The whole "intellectual property" debate is not becoming, it already is one of the turning points of our culture.
      Let me explain: In early cultures, knowledge was generally viewed as a public good. I'm not talking secret procedures to create some weird chemical, I'm talking folk-lore, stories, myth, but also everyday ideas like cooking receipts(sp?) or hunting tips. We still owe the openness (and probably success) of science to these times, as the open exchange of scientific ideas was started in times and places such as ancient greek.
      During the christian, i.e. dark, middle ages, knowledge became "dangerous" and/or reserved for the elite, i.e. the clergy. Books were kept away from the people. Even the language of science and religion was reserved for the few.
      We are, I believe, now at a point where both approaches are fighting with each other. It is interesting to note that the proponents of stronger "intellectual property" laws usually coincide with what is in the USofA the "religious right". That may or may not be a coincidence.
      Key point: The barriers to widespread knowledge that were artificially errected during the middle ages have finally fallen. Both language and the tools to acquire and distribute information are now - once again - available to large parts of the people.

      IMHO, "intellectual property" is already dead, it just hasn't stopped moving yet, and in its death throws is moving about much more ferociously than ever before. But in a few decades, few will even remember that IP could stand for anything besides Internet Protocol.

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    34. Re:Thieves is a little strong, but... by milo_Gwalthny · · Score: 2

      Well, I hadn't thought of using pragmatism as a defense, since it's sort of counter-cultural. You run into the "the door wasn't locked, so I let myself in" type reasoning. Doesn't mean it's not an internally consistent system, but it isn't going to get you very far.

      Your second argument goes in the entirely opposite direction: the High Road, Knowledge Should be Free way. I understand Homer didn't charge for his books. Of course, there really weren't many books. The change that brought about the "media" industry was mass replication. This allowed people to make money off their intellectual works in ways other than audience contribution (how I assume Homer made his living.) So, to your key point, I would make the argument that it is the ability to mass produce/distribute that have given rise to the ability and need to profit and that these have spurred the end to the barriers. Homer couldn't get around much and I doubt many people wanted his wretched life. Or, for that matter, Socrates' or Newton's life. Would there have been more Newtons if he could have made a better living (and avoided church censure)? I suppose the first part of that question is in bad taste, but the professionalization of science has certainly become necessary as, for instance, physicists keep pushing the envelope. Hard to imagine any 'gentleman scientist' funding a cyclotron.

      There is an argument to be made that better art is made when it is made for art's sake, not money - the government funding cliche that French art has gotten worse the more the French government has subsidized it is one manifestation. This argument seems less true in the productive arts - science, engineering etc. - that require money to progress. I think that the government extension of patent lives and copyright periods is a better example for your argument than TV.

      Anyway, my key point, which I should have just made half an hour ago: deciding society's best interests in this regards isn't quite so simple as declaring IP dead and the barriers down. Better TV shows won't be made if there's no revenue model: I know there are some good PBS shows, but there are also excellent HBO shows. There are people who would argue that there are excellent network shows (there's no accounting for matters of taste.) Right now you have a choice which revenue model to support: free, ad supported, pay. What more could you want?

      I think your "religious right wants IP fascism" idea has the making of an excellent conspiracy theory. Especially if you could drag in the COS or LDS or the Ashcroft/NSA link. Didja ever play the cardgame Illuminati?

      There should be a better board for discussing these things. Know of any? We need other viewpoints because you're right - we are both starting to recycle arguments. Plus this thread will be frozen soon.

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    35. Re:Thieves is a little strong, but... by Tom · · Score: 2

      Yes, mass marketing has created media as we know them today. For all I know, the rest of human culture pretty much existed because of sponsorship (usually by nobles) or because the creators were just so crazy with it that they had to create something even though they had a day job.
      Obviously, both methods promote quality much better than what we have today. Also obviously, they don't allow for niche markets very much.

      About the revenue models - my point was all along that if I had a choice, I'd be glad to make it. I like Opera for that reason.

      And yes, I played Illuminati (but the board game, no longer in production I think). I also like to play with conspiracy theories somewhat. The thing about them is that they're just like TV news: Oversimplified accounts to bring a complex matter down to headline size.

      A better board might be dvd-discuss@eon.law.harvard.edu - a mailing list I'm on that hasn't been about DVDs for quite a while now (was created during the high times of DeCSS).

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    36. Re:Thieves is a little strong, but... by milo_Gwalthny · · Score: 2

      Can't join a discussion list of lawyers. Have to find one of philosophers.

      Looks like the same topic has been reposted as another story. See you there!

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  98. The ads pay for the programme? by Fishtank · · Score: 1

    Ignoring the fact that I pay a subscription and still get ads (SKY), does Turner's view mean that a video tape of a programme that contains the ad spots can still be legally distributed? Or did I misunderstand? Perhaps I just have to send a letter to the advertiser to remind him pay the content producer.

  99. VCR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Geeze, the RIAA doesnt like CDR's, but is ok with Audio Cassettes.

    Now the Cable companies dont like PVRs, but are ok with VCR's?

    WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF DIGITAL ELECTRONICS BOYS!

    .get over it.

  100. Execs say: Well, it sure isn't OUR fault! by nettdata · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Let's face it, we're becoming over-saturated with marketing, and I think it's losing its effectiveness.

    The companies that are placing ads on TV (which seem to take up 50% or more of any show's air time these days) are probably seeing a shitty return on their investment.

    As a result, the ad companies are probably complaining that there aren't the same levels of profits, etc., and are complaining to the network execs. Those execs are probably in denial and are looking for a reason that would explain the drop in marketing response, and have become somewhat fixated on PVRs as their scapegoat. After all, it CAN'T be due to the quality of the programming or advertising, could it?

    It amazes me that they put such incrediblely shitty programming on TV and yet expect the same returns as with quality programming. Look at adcritic and ifilms to see how quality stuff is entertaining and effective.

    Oh, yeah, and I forgot to mention that my PVR is the ONLY reason why I don't ever watch the commercials on TNN... yeah, that's it... it's got nothing to do with the fact thay they have shitty programming and I don't watch ANYTHING on TNN, never mind the commercials.

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    1. Re:Execs say: Well, it sure isn't OUR fault! by sckeener · · Score: 1

      (which seem to take up 50% or more of any show's air time these days)

      18 minutes of an hour show is usually commercials.

      Before I had my TIVo, I didn't have cable. I was quite happy watching PBS shows like Masterpiece Theater, Nova, or Frontline. Once I got my TIVO, having more channels became a good thing. I never had to worry about nothing being on at the time I wanted to watch. I was always irked when I was paying for the service and there was nothing on to watch.

      So Mr. Turner...FYI, kill the PVR and A) you lose a customer (me) and B)I'll watch less TV.

      Here's my suggestion: Get better ADs.

      I was cracking up watching a toliet paper ad during Frontier House. (and BTW I am so glad we live in the time we do!)

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    2. Re:Execs say: Well, it sure isn't OUR fault! by peddrenth · · Score: 1

      That sounds like most people's attidude. DVR's are the one thing that would make commercial TV bearable for most people. If we are somehow contractually bound to sit through their adverts, most people's reaction will be "fsck off then, I'll read a newspapaer instead"

    3. Re:Execs say: Well, it sure isn't OUR fault! by Alsee · · Score: 2

      $0.02 (CDN)

      I'm sorry, but we will have to charge you $0.03 (CDN) due to the exchange rate.

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    4. Re:Execs say: Well, it sure isn't OUR fault! by theCoder · · Score: 1

      Here's my suggestion: Get better ADs.

      Exactly!

      For example, how many people watch the Superbowl on TV for the ads? I know it's one of the big reasons I watch it (especially if I don't care about the teams playing). During that one show, advertisers pay out the ass for advertising time. And because of that, they usually make quality commercials that are worth watching. Imagine if they _always_ did that? If their commercials were good, people wouldn't be fast forwarding (or PVR skipping) through them. But since they're typically worthless crap, most people just skip them. Why should I waste my time with crap? (that's what /. is for :)

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    5. Re:Execs say: Well, it sure isn't OUR fault! by nettdata · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but we will have to charge you $0.03 (CDN) due to the exchange rate.


      *sigh*

      Please, it's painful enough as it is!

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  101. TOCs now illegal by CptnKirk · · Score: 2

    What's next, publishers demanding that table of contents information be removed from books, due to inherent use for skipping sections of already read material? And what about TVGuide, it allows you to eliminate whole shows you'd rather not see.

    Come on Turner. This sort of add revenue is used to offset production and distribution costs. Assuming that a person watches these commercials once, Turner should be happy. After all additional views aren't being broadcast, and thus costs Turner nothing. Time shifting is legal, and Turner, I would think, would want people to view Turner shows often. This would raise interest in Turner programming. The more interest in Turner programming the more they'll be able to charge for adds anyway.

    Also given that the interest level of the average commercial is rather low (ie, people would rather do something else than watch a commercial, and often do). I would think Turner would look into ways of making commercials more interesting. Failing that, it's actually quite ironic that in order to tape a show "without commercials" one actually has to intently watch a show with commercials in order to cut them out. So Turner actually get's more bang for their commercial buck from people who use a VCR to tape a show "without commercials".

    And last thought. Why does Turner even care? After all they charge for commercial time based on viewership numbers estimated by third party polls. These polls don't take into account estimated numbers of people who recorded the show for later viewing. View the show later and skip all the commercials you want, Turner still got it's money and gains viewer loyalty in the process. Sounds like nothing but a win for them to me.

  102. Re:In 2 years, I spent $6.81 because of commercial by Stephen+Williams · · Score: 1

    Have you ever noticed that the things that are advertised on TV are usually things you should not buy

    It might vary from area to area; here in the UK, TV ads are a fair mix of useless tat and useful products.

    One such advert for a useful product prompted me to consider buying the product, but buying something as a result of seeing it advertised on TV left a bad taste in my mouth, so I bought a similar product from a competing company instead.

    -Stephen

  103. Taking a piss by Skapare · · Score: 2

    Taking a piss during the commercials, or going to the kitchen to make a sandwich, is theft, too, with the logic Ted Turner is suggesting. What the PVR is probably doing is formally defining it and as a result, advertisers demand discounts on the basis of percentages assumed from sales of PVRs. More likely he's pissed off that business models are changing and he's past his prime in coming up with new business ideas to make money in the new ways.

    And about this contract. I never made such an agreement in writing, nor have I ever seen even so much as an announcement of such at the beginning of the shows, such as "By continuing to watch, you hereby agree to view the commercials in the following programming, and not go to the bathroom or kitching, or fast forward". Is it really any different if I don't watch the commercials during the time of broadcast, or when the program is played back later when I get home?

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    1. Re:Taking a piss by jgerman · · Score: 2

      And if I did see that announcement, I'd ignore it, it'd hardly be legal.

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  104. WTF??? by Nonillion · · Score: 0

    This has got to be the stupidest thing yet (right up there with Al Gore inventing the internet and Microsoft being the only one who should innovate). So he means to say if I edit all the commercials out of program that I'm recording constitutes theft? Get a life Jamie! If I want to edit all the crap out or a program I'm recording there is nothing that can be done about it.

    What's next, you gonna make it illeagle for me to throw away all the junk mail I get in my mail box just to get my bills? Sheesh!!

    rm -r windows

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  105. The solution has been around since the 1920s by phaze3000 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    It's called the BBC. You pay a flat fee, and you get to watch quality TV programs (and shitty TV programs too if you so desire) without any adverts!

    Ted Turner has a good point, adverts as an advertising medium haev passed their sell-by date. What a shame his company will go out of business because he'd rather bitch about it than get a new revenue model.

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    1. Re:The solution has been around since the 1920s by Zathrus · · Score: 1

      Did you even read the article? Ted Turner has nothing to do with this yammering. He's not the CEO of Turner networks, nor has he been for several years now.

    2. Re:The solution has been around since the 1920s by phaze3000 · · Score: 2

      You're quite right, I did read the article, but after reading many comments speaking about Ted Turner there was a buffer overflow and Ted Turner got written to the stack in place of Jamie Kellner.. :)

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  106. Re:disgusting (Target Audience) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just wait until the TV stations realize youre NOT a part of their Target Audience.

    YOURE GOING TO JAIL PAL!

    Shit, 99.999999999% of the commercials I see are NOT targeted to ME.

    I DONT have HERPES.
    I DONT have PMS.
    I ALREADY HAVE A DELL.
    If I DID GET HERPES I KNOW TO USE VALTREX.
    I DONT smoke. I know the TRUTH.
    I DONT drink, so WHASSSSSUP?
    I DIDNT know who Shaq was until I asked someone "whos the big ole black guy in those Burger King Commercials anyways?"

    Doh!

  107. Reducto Ad Absurdum (or something like that) by briaman · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If this argument applies to broadcasted content - that not watching the adverts constitutes theft - then the same argument must by extension apply to other mediums. Thus buying a newspaper and not reading all of the adverts contained therein also constitutes theft. I hope you have large prisons in America.

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  108. Tivo by law by nexex · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actually, what Ted doesn't realize is that I use my Tivo so I don't miss any commercials. When I leave the room to get a snack that I saw advertised in the previouse commercial break, I can pause the signal so I don't miss any valuable and high quality advertisements for useful goods and services! Its the people WITHOUT PVRs that are really costing them money.
    So, basically I think the networks should make it mandatory that everyone have a Tivo and buy them for everyone. Of course, those of us that already have them would get a credit for a big hard drive.

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    1. Re:Tivo by law by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 2

      Very soon the adverts will begin playing during the programs, probably in a quarter of the screen or something, meaning you can't see the whole program without seeing the adverts.

      There may be increased product placement but that can only go so far - most advertising is regional and too much could have the show banned/heavily cut in other countries (the ITC in the UK has strict rules about product placement... anything too obvious cannot be shown, so you can't have the characters in the show saying 'drink budweiser, it's really good', for example).

    2. Re:Tivo by law by BenjyD · · Score: 1

      anything too obvious cannot be shown, so you can't have the characters in the show saying 'drink budweiser, it's really good', for example

      Surely the subtle placements are more dangerous - kind of subliminal advertising in that they create a general feeling that $PRODUCT_NAME is 'good'.
    3. Re:Tivo by law by Big+Dogs+Cock · · Score: 1

      You've obviously never seen that popular comedy staring Martin Clunes and Niel Morrissey - "Men drinking Stella".

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    4. Re:Tivo by law by WWWWolf · · Score: 1
      When I leave the room to get a snack that I saw advertised in the previouse commercial break, I can pause the signal so I don't miss any valuable and high quality advertisements for useful goods and services!

      And if I had a PVR, I would not only make it record me some programs, but also make it record all commercials I want, too.

      I actually respect commercials as a form of visual art - whether or not I will actually buy anything based on advertising is an entirely different issue.

      Just don't force me to watch dumb commercials and everything OK by me =)

      - WWWWolf, hoping adcritic.com will return soon...

    5. Re:Tivo by law by Hard_Code · · Score: 2

      "Very soon the adverts will begin playing during the programs"

      What are you talking about "very soon"? How about NOW? Conan, Leno, SNL, are already acting like advertising whores by mentioning and displaying ads *in their programming*, right before going to a commercial which matches the product they just showed. I don't know how they do it...I would feel so dirty.

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    6. Re:Tivo by law by Alsee · · Score: 2

      I don't know how they do it...I would feel so dirty.

      It's called money. Getting pissed on by a goat may make you feel dirty, but you can buy one hell of a shower if there's enough zeros on the end.

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    7. Re:Tivo by law by Asprin · · Score: 1

      I actually respect commercials as a form of visual art - whether or not I will actually buy anything based on advertising is an entirely different issue.

      Commercials are truly the cultural 'Haiku' of our generation.

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  109. Class action for defamation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I think he his damaging the good name of all PVR users.

    Can't that be the grounds for a class action for defamation?

    Cheers...

    P.S.- There is a little diference between something that one doesn't like and something illegal. And anyway, isn't thieving a public crime? If so, it is also improper for calling thief someone that has making a breach of contract (as that isn't a public crime, but instead a civil case).

  110. What about boring bits... by jonr · · Score: 2

    I sometimes fast forward over the boring bits of a show. (Say some silly romantic in Star Trek) Does this means I can no more?
    J.

    1. Re:What about boring bits... by CaseyB · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually, for every 2.75 minutes of show that you skip, you're allowed to skip 1 minute of commercials. Keep a calculator handy when you watch.

  111. Uk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Glad i get to watch BBC1 & 2, no adverts in the programmes at all, just the odd one between, and thats for upcoming programmes.

    Still cant believe the amount of adverts on US telly as it is. Is is possible to watch more than 5 minutes of a programme without ads?

    1. Re:Uk by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1

      Still cant believe the amount of adverts on US telly as it is. Is is possible to watch more than 5 minutes of a programme without ads?

      No, but it is possible to watch 5 minutes of ads without any programme!

  112. lousy ads, lousy media companies by geoff+lane · · Score: 1

    It's been years since I watched an ad and acted positively on it's content (ie bought something)

    I often promise myself to avoid products whose ads treat me as an idiot.

    As ads have become less effective and less relevant to viewers the broadcasters have responded by making adverts more intrusive, more common and generally making watching TV a difficult experience. Surprise! People watch less TV.

  113. This is gonna... by groupthink · · Score: 2, Interesting
    go over like an uranium balloon. Unlike circumventing the viewing restrictions on DVDs, the concept of "not having to watch commercials" isn't going to take a great deal of explanation to the general public.

    When the MPAA says anyone attempting to break the encryption on DVDs is a pirate, it can be difficult to explain to the laymen how innacurate such a statement is. One could go into depth about fair use rights, the definition of "pirate", as well as region coding... and on and on. However, noone is going to need any kind of geek to layman translation of this bull.

    All of a sudden I'm entering into a contract when I hit the power button on my appliance which converts electromagnetic waves into pictures and sound!? Um, I don't think so. Nope, no matter how much the dictatorial corporations try to push this concept on the public, ain't noone gonna buy it.

  114. What about theatres ? by rnash · · Score: 1

    Here (in France) before a movie begins in a theatre, there are commercials for various products (in general these ones are better than those broadcasted on TV) and some teasers for other movies. Should the people who come late (and so miss the ads) pay more to see the movie ??? :-)

    1. Re:What about theatres ? by briaman · · Score: 1

      Heck no! Just clap the in irons and make them watch the adverts next time around and expell them from the cinema before the main features comes on again.

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    2. Re:What about theatres ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, just interrupt in the middle of the film and show those commercials. Then everybody gets to see.

  115. Pointless As Hell by boris_the_hacker · · Score: 1

    The other day I was considering situations such as these where it is illegal to do something. Such as, copy a music cd, copy a dvd, play my dvd's to an audience [my house mates, my gf and her friends] to name but a few. Now we can't watch TV without breaking the law? If I switch channels at an ad break [I know I always do, and so my house mates] am I breaking the law? Because I am obviously watching content - but not "paying" for it by watching the adverts on that channel. If this is illegal - how many times has Mr "high-and-friggen-mighty" Jamie Kellner done the same?

    It drives me fscking bat sh1t that we [the consumer] are being dictated to as to what we can and can't do by people want to shovel adverts down our throats. If I dont want to buy something, PUSHING an advert down my throat isn't going to suddenly make want to go out and buy it. Even more when it gets IN THE WAY of my program. What ever happened to delivering a QUALITY product. I can understand the need to advertise but when it gets to the stage where the need to advertise overtakes the product something is seriously wrong.

    I am a capitalist by heart - always have been - but I feel that there is something inherently wrong with this situation and where it is leading us [as a group of consumers]. I dont want something for nothing, I dont expect companies to give things away for free.
    I am willing to pay - I understand that things cost money. What I want is something that resembles reasonble, and a certain amount of freedom, but from the looks of things, thats not going to happen any time soon, so I think I will drop my trousers and just prepare for the shafting.

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  116. The future of TV programs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If getting people to watch commercials is so
    important to advertisers, why don't they find
    ways of embedding commercials into the program
    itself? That way, you don't have a choice
    *but* to watch the commercial. The program
    becomes the ad, and the ad the program.

    Whoops. Wait. That's already happened.

    Anyone remember the Friends episode that was
    sponsored by Pottery Barn, where all the furniture
    in the show was Pottery Barn furniture, and the
    plot of the show revolved around something that
    was Pottery Barn related? Product placement is
    becoming more prevalent all the time, with
    characters now uttering direct endorsements of
    products. Example, the Friends episode
    where Joey says something to the effect of "Hey! This guy will make a great father because *he*
    brought Twizzlers! [to the hospital]"

    The point isn't that I watch far too much Friends (which is true), but rather that advertising will expand to fill the space available, displacing other content when necessary. I fear it will only be a matter of time until the majority of programs are essentially nothing more than ads in disguise.

    Think about it - the best ads on TV are the ones that grab your attention and hold it by not looking like ads, but like mini-programs.

  117. Replay TV 4000 by Joe+Rumsey · · Score: 2

    The Replay TV 4000 series of PVRs does this too. There have been stories about it on Slashdot before, they shouldn't be hard to locate.

    I was under the impression, though this could be incorrect, that they aren't looking a special signal exactly, but rather just a silent, all black, frame at the start and end of the commercial breaks. If there really was a special signal, the networks would just stop broadcasting it and these things would all break. I have a friend who has one of those VCRs (not sure if it's a Hitachi or not) and says it works quite well, so obviously it hasn't been broken by the networks yet. Although even with the black frame thing, it still seems like they could break it pretty easily. There really isn't any reason I can think of that they have to broadcast anything that would give commercials away this way, I'm thinking they do for mostly historical reasons, like the hardware all their local affiliates and cable companies use isn't capable of completely removing the black frame or the special signal or whatever it is before sending it out over the air. Maybe it's even just an aesthetic thing, but either way it will probably change eventually if this kind of recorder becomes popular.

    1. Re:Replay TV 4000 by sporkboy · · Score: 1

      The ReplayTV does this quite well on most programming that I watch. The main exception being Law & Order where the black title screens for scene breaks causes it to skip sections of the show sometimes. Some networks are more consistent than others.

  118. Paying extra if your telly is broken? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Soon they'll say that if you don't watch enough of the programming you're paying for they'll force you to pay more; to cover their extra costs.

    1. Re:Paying extra if your telly is broken? by vlag · · Score: 2

      Someone moderated this as funny, but I find it not to be so. Chances are, this is how the cable companies and broadcasters will attack PVR users. While eyelid monitoring and viewing contracts are all very wonderfully 1984-ish, the more likely solution the broadcasters will use is some sort of fee for using PVRs. They can't control when you take a leak or flip to another channel during commercials but there is a good chance they will be able to put some sort of legislated fee in place for those of us with PVRs. That's what scares the shit out of me. All these execs have their personal monkey / congressman [à la Hollings] to look after their interests and sure enough, one of them will sponsor a piece of legislature to help this along. Maybe they'll be able to append it to the DCMA during the proposed ammendment period next year. In the end, it doesn't matter how it was done, it's gonna happen.

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    2. Re:Paying extra if your telly is broken? by vlag · · Score: 1

      On a more interesting note, isn't this what Slashdot has done already? I don't really have a problem with it but honestly, if you want to skip the ads on this website, you cough up a fee. The difference is that we aren't already paying Slashdot for their content, whereas broadcasters (excepting the public broadcasters) are collecting fees from us so we can access their content.

      Maybe we can work out a micropayment scheme with Turner and friends to not view ads. Five bucks for 1,000 deducted ads sounds great to me :-) .

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    3. Re:Paying extra if your telly is broken? by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      No, it's not the same, because if you wanted to you can run ad-blocking software.

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    4. Re:Paying extra if your telly is broken? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No doubt if you did run adblock software, someone would call you a thief, so it is similar.

  119. It is a thieft... but they will sell it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yup... it is confirmed... it is a thieft... but they will promote it by themselfs when they start to sell the equipment that allow users to do it (they are evaluating it right now!)...

    Isn't this a wanderfull world?

  120. They are the thieves by joss · · Score: 2

    If you watch US television for long, you will start to understand the obesity levels. Stuck between 10 minutes of inane rubbish featuring potentially beautiful but dangerously starved people, you are subjected to 5 minutes of carefully crafted manipulation inviting you to go further into debt, then pig out on sugered drinks and ultra high fat junk.

    Simply by increasing obesity, TNT's advertising is responsible for more deaths than heroin. See this. One could argue that it should be banned entirely, like heroin. Personally I think dangerous and destructive things (like adverts or heroin) should be regulated rather than banned outright.

    One valid argument against legalised heroin is that sometimes people's choices harm others. For instance, if I end up having to foot the medical bills of heroin users, then it *is* my business what other people do in the privacy of their own homes. So, along with legal drugs I would also support education to warn people of dangers.
    It would seem a bit off to me if far more effort went into trying to persuade people to take heroin than was being spent telling them it might not be such a good idea. I don't believe in stopping people from doing stupid things, but I do have a problem with relentless propoganda telling them that stupid things are a good idea.

    The existence of adverts on TNT effects me adversely even if I don't watch it. For instance, the advertising for PizzaHut leads to increased obesity, the additional burden on medicaid and welfare which increases my taxes. I would be willing to pay money to educate people about dangers of eating high-sugar high-fat diets because education is cheaper than cure. By the same token, I would be prepared to pay extra not just to avoid adverts myself, but to avoid your exposure to adverts.

    In general advertising leads to increased consumerism: more roads, driving, shops, stress and pollution. In fact, it leads to what is hilariously called "progress". The direction it leads people in has only got the faintest association with this idea of "choice". The only "choices" proposed in adverts are ones which will make the advertiser richer.

    The desires of humanity are being manipulated and shaped by those with a short term money making agenda. If you want a purely capitalist solution, you need to somehow calculate the true costs of advertising. So, by all means: persuade people to buy that new BMW or pizza, that is perfectly fair - just make sure that the full cost of the extra death, pollution, congestion, noise, road accidents, etc is paid by the advertiser.

    In summary, PVR's should be subsidised by extra taxes on advertisers, and TNT can go fuck themselves.

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  121. Face it, AOL/TW needs money... by Shivetya · · Score: 2

    So they are just going to set the stage. They will use a process similar to what political parties do. Repeat something often enough and the general public will believe it.

    It is no secret AOL/Time Warner is in a mess. Hence they are bound to do anything which will possibly allow them to setup a future lawsuit.

    Think about it. Who has PVRs on the market? Hmmm

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  122. Mice are Thieves Too by NotGeekyEnough · · Score: 2, Funny

    The mice trying to get cheese without having their heads snapped off are thieves too! How are the mousetrap makers supposed to make a profit if the mice won't follow the contract they clearly agreed to by sniffing the cheese? I think we need a "Darn Mousetrap Circumvention Act" making it illegal for mice to figure out or discuss how mousetraps work or, worse yet, making their own cheese. Otherwise, all the mousetrap makers will go out of business and the world will be overrun by mice, causing the earth to implode from the sheer weight of mice upon it.

  123. I am a thief! by tijsvd · · Score: 1

    I read ./ in light mode. Does that make me a thief?

  124. Coffee is theft! Phones are theft! by mccalli · · Score: 2
    Your contract with the network when you get the show is you're going to watch the spots.

    So...am I stealing if I just get up, walk out of the room and make a cup of coffee? What if the phone rings and I choose to answer it during the ad breaks?

    Utter nonsense.

    Cheers,
    Ian

  125. Shut your eyes by hairy_hippy · · Score: 1

    How about shutting your eyes during the commercials.. Grand thievery! If I'd known it was this easy I would have taken up a life of crime a long time ago.. ..oh hang on, I did.

  126. Tell you what... by evilviper · · Score: 2

    When you make commercials that are at the very least entertaining, I'll consider watching them.

    That means I if I see one more 'less-than fresh' commercial, or any friggin adds in the corner of the screen while I'm trying to watch a show, I'll go right back to resentfully skipping the commercials.

    That's right, as a matter of fact it's because the commercials disqust me so much that I feel obliged to skip them. I refuse to watch a 'fear factor' commercial where someone bites a bug and it squirts out at the screen.

    All I've got left to say is this: It's their own faults. Commercials used to be a part of our culture. People would ask 'did you see that commercial yesterday'? Now there are many more than ever before, they are far more annyoing, disgusting, and we're subjected to them constantly. Something had to give, and now they're merely having to sleep in the bed they made.

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    1. Re:Tell you what... by snkline · · Score: 1

      Good point. Commercials really were once a part of our culture, even at the age of 22 I remember when they were. But the quality has really gone down, not in the sense that those old commercials were much better, but there are SO many more now that there is alot more room for VERY crappy commercials. Nowadays commercial breaks are for me to do my homework:)

  127. UK - BBC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the UK we have 2 TV channels that carry no adverts. BBC1 & BBC2. These used to be good channels with quallity programming, but in an attempt to win raittings they have sacrificed quallity for that mince that plebs like.

    The model works thus - you own a TV in the UK you pay a licence fee (http://www.tv-l.co.uk/) of £112 (approx $165) wether you watch these subsidised channels or not.

    Currntly I watch about 1 hour of TV a month, if that. Which means I pay roughly £10 per hour to watch TV, and I still have to watch the Ads?

    No thanks. If ad companies are making enteraining/informative ads then I would quiet happily watch them, I dare say it might even inhance my viewing pleasure.

    If you believe what most of these ads say, the product is good enough to sell itself, so why are they wasting money on advertising?

    - IWD

  128. Jamie's got a gun by nagora · · Score: 1

    Always remember that any time you buy something which is advertised on TV you are paying part of that cost even if you didn't see the ad. So is Jamie going to suggest that in those cases we should get a discount? Is he buggery!

    Little Jamie is head of a company that is still using a 1950's business model to try to compete in the 2000's and he's worried. Adapt or die, baby.

    In other news: candlemakers protest at light bulb usage in ordinary homes. "These people are just light-thieves!"

    TWW

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  129. Hey Kellner, eat a big one by davmoo · · Score: 2

    And here all this time I thought I was paying for what I receive by sending Dish Network $121 (I get pretty much every non-ppv American oriented channel they offer) each month for my subscription.

    Personally, I view commercials as conveniently spaced 30 second pee and "grab some food" breaks. I'll start intently watching the commercials when Jamie Kellner starts paying my aforementioned Dish Network bill.

    Although I gotta admit, I do like the Mountain Dew commercial where the dude has the fight with the long horn sheep...

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    1. Re:Hey Kellner, eat a big one by BCoates · · Score: 2

      Personally, I view commercials as conveniently spaced 30 second pee and "grab some food" breaks

      Um, aren't they like every 10 minutes? You may need to see a doctor about that...

    2. Re:Hey Kellner, eat a big one by davmoo · · Score: 2

      Don't need to see a doc, I already see one. I'm diabetic, one side effect of which is I pee more than the average person :-)

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  130. Does this mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... that if I send this guy a letter telling him what a bent unit he is, and he chucks it out without reading it, that he's stolen my letter? Can I sue him?

    Anyway... I'm off to steal some music. No need for MP3s, I'll just skip a few songs on my CDs and boom, it will be like I never paid for them.

    What a complete fscking tosser.

  131. It's not "dishonest" by vrt3 · · Score: 1

    True, commercial TV survives because of the ads. But there is no obligation whatsoever that any person should watch the ads. If someone, commercial TV in this case, chooses to use a business model that doesn't work, it's their own fault and somebody elses. It's simple as that.

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  132. Re: volatile by PhilHibbs · · Score: 2
    This model is what pays the stars of the shows millions of dollars per episode. It's hardly volatile.
    Systems that have remained stable for years can still be volatile - just ask the inhabitants of Herculaneum and Pompeii.
  133. Re:Networks Are Given Free Airspace in Public Trus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The statement is from the CEO of Turner, the cable provider... er CABLE.

    And if you think they're paying costs by charging $50 a month... All that cable laying isn't cheap.

  134. Advertisers pay for the airwaves? by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    They may pay for the broadcasters payment to the government for use of the airwaves, but they do not pay for the airwaves. The airwaves are not something that needs to be maintained.

    802.11 style communications for everybody!

  135. How long until... by Unfallen · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How long until we see overlaid adverts during shows? Captive audiences. There must be one of those screen corners left to show a rotating Coke can during the kiddies' cartoons, or enough space along the top to scroll some translucent pictures of MacD's latest offering...

    Or maybe it's already here. I dunno, I don't watch a a great deal. And most of that's BBC.

    1. Re:How long until... by Jason+Levine · · Score: 2

      I can see it now: All shows are broadcast in widescreen and the top and bottom black areas are used to cycle ads. Of course, people will tune them out the same way they tune out banner ads on the web.

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  136. Re:Networks Are Given Free Airspace in Public Trus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about DirecTV and Dish network viewers? All those satellites aren't cheap? ;-)

  137. Socially Acceptable by Self+Bias+Resistor · · Score: 2

    The reason that PVRs are perceived to be different from VCRs is because VCRs are more established and more socially acceptable. VCRs have been around for at least 20 years, most people know what they are and that they're "okay" to use (even if they still don't quite know how to use them :-)). PVRs, on the hand, are a relatively new invention. Most people aren't aware of what they are and the fact that they are an electronic device lends them an even greater aura of mystery to the average person. I personally find it disgusting that the "content industry", as it's known, is using this ignorance to deliberately misinform the populace about these devices, in order to "indoctrinate" them to their point of view (eg. "file sharing is stealing", deleting commericals from recordings is stealing", "watching ads is part of your contract with us").

    Ads are a way for studios to generate revenue to create content (though the cheapness of RealityTV(TM) means that most of this money just goes to the pockets of execs), but they are not part and parcel of the viewing experience. Sorry, Mr Turner, but there is no "contract" and it is part of my fair use rights (not that I expect you to give a flying fuck about that, given the previous behaviour of your colleagues in the industry) to delete commercials from recordings that I make for my personal use. And if I don't watch ads, it's my right. It's bad enough that you try to equate file-sharing to stealing...

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  138. Ad supported TV is the wrong model by richieb · · Score: 2
    For a while I've felt that TV ads are just a complete waste of time and money. Next time you watch TV pick a random ad and ask your self "Am I going to buy this product?". Will seeing the ad 10,000 times change your mind? I didn't think so.

    I suspect that the theory that enough people actually buy the specific product to make the ads pay for themselves is not right (at least in most cases). For example, why am I seeing ads for "International Paper" or IBM or SUN? Will my grandmother buy SUN servers because she saw the ad on TV? Come on!

    I think that, just like Web banner ads, TV ads are not particularly effective, but unlike Web ads, it's impossible to measure effectiveness of TV.

    This carpet bombing of people with advertisements makes everyone immune to the message after a while and as a result the ads do not have the desired effect.

    A new model for marketing is needed and making people watch TV commercials is not it. Unfortunately I don't know what the new model should be...

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    1. Re:Ad supported TV is the wrong model by PigleT · · Score: 2

      "This carpet bombing of people with advertisements makes everyone immune to the message after a while and as a result the ads do not have the desired effect."

      Well said. In my case, I still *watch* adverts - at least when they're not so repetitive I get bored after a weekend of having the telly on - but only for the pretty-picture, childish humour or nice music factors. It's a matter of personal principles that I won't buy something as a result of an advert.

      How's about this for an idea: Make an online shopping portal with a mark-up to account for programming?

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  139. You just can't club this man long enough!!!! by Genda · · Score: 1

    I am so freakin' sick and tired of people climbing into my face telling me that if I don't listen and watch attentively to the disgusting drivel they are intent on shoveling into my sensory organs, I have somehow broken the law, committed a sin against man and god, and should be publically disemboweled for undermining the very beating heart of their capitalism!

    When some rude waste of human DNA calls me to switch my telephone service, and paves over me with their sales pitch, even after I immediately and with extreme prejudice yell "NO" not once, but a dozen times before slamming the phone on them (and as the phone goes down I still hear them blithering away like there wasn't really a human being at this end of the phone...)

    When some hair brained reject from the third level of legal hell, decides that a product should include a license that not only signs away my rights as a consumer, but as a human being, a life form, and finally as a sentient entity that deserves at least as much respect as the machine I'm going to run the program on...

    When I see, and read, and hear about greedy, power hungry men with minds and souls smaller than a gnat's navel or a landlord's heart, highjacking our government, getting laws passed to allow them to slice and dice all human art, and history, and ultimately speech and thought into byte size bits, so that they can charge you for the priviledge of experiencing said bits, each and every time you experience said bits...

    When I see men who can't seem to distinguish nations, from environments, from cultures, from human dignity, because they seem so bloody adept at raping them all interchageably and simultaneously.

    When I find myself disgusted by the quality of the whores that run my country... (where have all the whores with hearts of gold gone?) I would be appalled that such scumbags could be elected, but then of course, that isn't really the case now is it now...

    When I see the hogs and the pigs siddling up at the trough, chomping away at the future, because they're only interested in the quarterly return, and how much blood they can suck out of John Q., and when John, smiles his vapid stupid smile, and his ignorant, drug hazed eyes tell you that he's just not present enough anymore to notice that he and his progeny have suddenly showed up as an endangered species...

    when I see these things, I simply want to vomit. I am so sick and tired of being used and abused by men with no conscience, no purpose save the fiscal, and no vision except for the bottomless desire to play hit and run with all life on the planet. You just can't club these folks long or hard enough!!! Honest, I'm open to suggestions... how the hell are we going to get these turkeys to cease and desist? What's it going to take???

    Genda
    - Sick and tired of being sick and tired!!!

  140. Don't take that PISS!!! You thief! by replay+TV+Guy · · Score: 0

    You got it! If you pee, you're a thief. I wonder how Coke will feel about aiding thiefs by having their customers get up during commericals and get a coke? Wait a minute, they are the advertisers. I'm confused. Should I buy their products to enjoy with my television or shouldn't I? Should I watch only the commercials and not the show? Dam, what contract did I sign? Liberals.

  141. Why would he make such a claim? by databank · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's interesting to note how much of what he says can inflame people. The facts are that
    1.) No person ever signed a contract that says they have to watch commercials. (Legally, none of us ever signed or had a verbal "agreement" to watch commercials.)
    2.) The amount of money spent on programs by commercials is irrelevant to the public. If john q. Business man pores money into advertisements and theirs no return then he is taking a risk and is suffering the consequences of the "risk". Equally, if he spends money in the stock market, he is again "taking a risk."
    3.) From a functional point of view there is NO difference between a vcr and a pvr. If a vcr is permitted then a pvr should equally be permitted.
    4.) On top of that Turner reserves the right to NOT accept business from companies such as DirectTV which provide and support PVR units such as the integrated DirectTV and TIVO unit. Yet instead, you go to Best Buy and there in Big Ads are all the Turner channels on DirectTV. Why?
    Because they want the money.
    5.) Ultimately, its an issue of money. They just expect to get more revenue from TV ads then they do now.

    So here's the BIG THOUGHT OF THE DAY. I wonder if he is making such a critical CLAIM just so that they GET more PUBLICITY and encourage people to buy TIVO's? After all PVR sales are really not doing that great and maybe this is a way to PROMOTE them. (ie-...by saying they're bad..people will want to buy more of them.)

  142. Increments...? by HiQ · · Score: 1

    I guess there's a certain amount of tolerance for going to the bathroom. But if you formalize it and you create a device that skips certain second increments
    I thought going to the bathroom had all to do with excrements!

  143. TV commercials in Europe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In much of Europe, commercials never appear in the middle of movies or programs (in fact it is illegal to butcher up movies by inserting commercials). Commercials only appear between programs.

    On the other hand there is a tax to be paid for watching television.

    1. Re:TV commercials in Europe by acceleriter · · Score: 2, Insightful
      On the other hand there is a tax to be paid for watching television.

      There's one here in the states, too. Only people who watch TV here pay it to a cable company. Which is why the audacious stupidity of the Turner weenie's statement amazes me so. I could just as well say that inserting commercials is theft because their customers pay for cable.

      OBDisclaimer: I don't have cable. I refuse to pay for TV that contains commercials.

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    2. Re:TV commercials in Europe by dark-nl · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, nothing stops them from inserting commercials between the "parts" of a "miniseries". That used to annoy me, back when I still watched TV.

  144. This should come as no surprise: by Craig+Maloney · · Score: 2

    This shouldn't be a surprise coming from a network built by a man who made his money in billboards.

  145. Out to lunch? by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

    "Well there is a certain amount of tolerance for people going to the bathroom..." [etc..]

    So what, are they planning on dictating not only what crap goes on TV but when we choose to watch it?

    I mean, no, thank you mr. TNT guy for letting me use the bathroom in my house during a commercial.

    Another thing I don't get. If you pay for cable, why must you see advertisements? I don't get it. What is the point of paying for the damn cable then on a "CONTENT" basis?

    I mean sure paying for the installation [e.g. routing a coax to your house] and keeping the electricity flowing would cost ya monthly but when I want to get the extra non-basic-cable channels I pay *extra*. Not only that but there are still tons of adverts on those channels too!

    I think its about time people realize that TV is not all that its cracked up to be. You pay for the cable, they put shit on 99% of the time [friends, nuff said] then to top it off they now want you to feel guilty for not watching the same pepto bismal commercial for the 18th time in a row [because showing the same commercial during the same show is smart, people may be stupid and not get it that a poor diet is cured by some pink liquid...]

    Tom

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  146. I've been "stealing" TV shows for years!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since I always switch around and never watch the commercials and I have spent half my life watching TV, that makes me some sort of kleptomaniac!!

  147. Great! by lunenburg · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe Turner and the rest of the TV distributors will get mad at their customers and decide to withhold their precious "content" from us. I can't imagine anything nicer than turning on the TV, seeing nothing but 600 channels of no signal, and going outside to work in the garden.

  148. Channel Surfing by dreamchaser · · Score: 2

    Does that mean that if I change the channel during a commercial, or even get up to go to the bathroom, then I am breaching some mythical 'contract'???

    I'd laugh at this, if so many of the uninformed didn't believe this crap.

  149. If only ads were really informative by ch-chuck · · Score: 2

    If only tv ads were really informative about a product I might actually consider using their product - as it is they're 90% useless, often offensive fluff just trying to jerk your emotions. If I could NOT block all the ads for hyperactive bladder (gotta go! gotta go!), all the quack medicine and sexual dysfunction miracle cures, I wouldn't watch TV or listen to radio at all!

    In fact, most of the time an ad comes on and I try to imagine the demographic clientel it's targetted for, I realize I just don't belong here!

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  150. Damn, I'm a theif.. :( by slakdrgn · · Score: 1
    I don't own a PVR but I do own a remote... Guess they are going to fix your remote so you eventually can't change the channel during a commerical, only during actual programming..

    Seriously tho, many VCRs skip commercials, granted they arn't as useful or as easy as PVRs, but under his thought, arn't they still illegal? Why doesn't he go after them also!?

  151. PVR Suppliers are SPIES! by ScrewTivo · · Score: 1


    The networks might not feel the same if they were in control of the information cos like TIVO are collecting about their viewers habits. Maybe the PVR cos are the thieves, not the viewers.

    With a PVR tied to your credit card the demographics they build on you is astounding. It's just a warm up to the next round of marketing tailored specifiaclly to you.

    The networks may actually be more afraid of the "Internet effect" where advertisers can learn just how important an ad spot is or isn't since they know about every show not just from random sampling. In that case broadcast ad revenue may crash the way internet banner ad revenue crashed.

  152. They are off their bloody mind by VEGx · · Score: 1

    Idiot corporate fools! just because they are evil and want to make us buy things we don't want nor need, it doesn't mean we have to take all this crap from them. Let them go and watch their own adds! Leave us alone. PEACE

  153. Commercials ? by cbodine · · Score: 0
    I hate to tell the man with this evil plan but I just switch the channle when I see a commercial comming. Does that mean I broke this contract.

    Hell NO! the thing to know is ,There isn't a contract !

    I know more people now that will not watch TV then ever before. I mainly watch HBO and guess what if it is in between shows I don't watch it either.

    They day I have to agree to a EULA to watch tv shows is the day I stop watching!

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  154. Just vary the length, Jamie by djmurdoch · · Score: 2

    I have just submitted a patent application for the following invention:

    Make commercials shorter or longer than 30 seconds.

    Then when those PVR thieves skip forward 30 seconds, they'll end up still in the middle of a commercial, or they'll have missed the exciting first few seconds of the actual show! The 30 second skip will be forced into extinction!

    Once my patent is granted, I promise to license it to broadcasters on a reasonable and non-discriminatory basis.

  155. How is this different than VCRs? by Milalwi · · Score: 2

    When asked why personal video recorders are bad for the industry, Keller says 'Because of the ad skips.... It's theft...

    Every time this comes up I ask the same question.

    How is this different than a VCR?

    My 1990 vintage VCR allows me to fast-forward through stuff I didn't want to see, my 1998 VCR does as well. I do not see a difference in functionality between what my VCR does and what my Tivo does. They both allow me to fast-forward through things and "jump back" to compensate for reaction time.

    I does seem from the article that his main bitch is with the ReplayTV-like "skip 15 seconds" function. But haven't VCRs had that too? Perhaps they see a logical evolution of the devices (to be able to automatically delete commercials? I thought some VCRs did that too!) and they want to stop it before it becomes well established.

    I'm not even going to get into his "contract" comment. I certainly didn't sign anything that said I had to watch Turner or any specific part of its content!

    Milalwi
  156. My remote by RalphTWaP · · Score: 2

    &#60sarcasm&#62
    Well, it had to come.

    *smirks* Why, just the other week, my neighbor stopped in during a game and noticed that my great new remote let me quickly change channels during TV commercials.

    He of course pointed out that it was theft to do so, and that "when the revolution comes" I'd be hung for it.

    Strange, I'd never noticed it before, but come to think of it, he does have an AOL email address at work.

    *sighs* To think of it, all this time, when men get the "itchy remote finger" during commercials (don't worry, I know we all do), we're being bad little thieves. Now this, this I like.
    &#60/sarcasm&#62

  157. Twofer thought by LittleGuy · · Score: 2

    Am i robbing every other station if i watch PBS?

    The cliche for PBS is that you're a thief if you watch and don't contribute. Nice twist.

    But what about people who actively boycott sponsors because of show content? Another free-wheeling use of the term 'terrorist'?

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  158. What is TV selling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Interesting idea that I once heard:
    The idea goes like this. TV executives are not selling TV to consumers they are selling consumers to advertisers.

    The people who pay them money are the advertisers not the people who watch TV. And what are advertisers buying - people who watch TV.

    Really scary

  159. Mirror? by PhilHibbs · · Score: 2

    I know the site is not /.ed but does anyone have a mirror, or an alternate source, for this article? My company's internet filter is blocking me.

  160. Yeah, but.... by pcwhalen · · Score: 1

    The case in question here is Sony Corp. of America v. Universal City Studios, Inc.
    Justice Stevens wrote the opinion which looks at whether the rights of the copyright holder of the show that was taped was harmed, NOT THE NETWORK THAT BROADCAST IT.

    The case relies on the codified version of the "Fair Use Doctrine" -- Any individual may reproduce a copyrighted work for a "fair use," copyright owner does not possess exclusive right to such a use. 17 U.S.C.A. 106. As it was noted, you are making a copy of a show for your own personal veiwing after it has been broadcast. this is a fair use.

    Notably, the Supreme Court further held that just because a machine could infringe on copyrights didn't make it's sale illegal if it had other uses, however small. "Accordingly, the sale of copying equipment, like the sale of other articles of commerce, does not constitute contributory infringement if the product is widely used for legitimate, unobjectionable purposes. Indeed, it need merely be capable of substantial noninfringing uses."

    No One is taking your TiVo just yet.

    hehehe

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    1. Re:Yeah, but.... by h0mer · · Score: 0

      Similar to glass "tobacco" pipes/bongs/etc. I've never seen anyone use them for tobacco, only pot. But they're legal, because you *could* smoke tobacco out of them. Mind you if they find your piece, and it has resin from pot on it, you're still gonna get fucked.

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  161. Change your sig please.... by Grape+Smuggler · · Score: 0

    I have taken the liberty of modifying it for you, simply cut and paste:

    yes i run a ugly skank/pound puppy/wouldn't fuck her with your dick porn site.

    Hope this helps!

    p.s. Goths are fucking morons.

  162. In Summation by blankmange · · Score: 3, Insightful
    This guy is an idiot -- there is no contract with the network when I watch TV, there is certainly no contract to contend with when I skip the addled advertising (is it just me or is it just noise?), and there is certainly no contract dispute when I turn the damn thing off.

    In summation, an idiot...

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    1. Re:In Summation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think by "contract" he was being figurative, not literal.

  163. ted turner = hacker? by nalfeshnee · · Score: 1

    "Kellner, a launcher of broadcast networks, sits atop the empire built by Ted Turner, who acquired programming libraries and turned them into cable leaders."

    new dists list for debian:

    cable,potato,sid,stable,testing,unstable,woody

    nalfy.

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  164. Surgeon General's warning on cable television by qweqwe · · Score: 1

    The Surgeon General has issued a warning on cable television. Watching television nonstop without ever leaving the room during commercials will lead to severe kidney, urinary, and intestinal problems. Just say no to cable, for the sake of your kidneys.

  165. What a moron!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now that It labels everyone a thief, then what will happen next? Massive boycott of ad watching, even if it is interesting.

    Lately, there's a trend in big media corps to accuse everyone of thievery. Moreover, there's a new definition for thievery, and it is "if you don't buy All of the Shits we produced, then you're a thief." It's sad how money changes people, but this is good for the future. This is the beginning of the consumer revolution. Some idiot execs just won't get it.

  166. Certainly Subliminal Messages have value by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't speak for Replay's Magic Button, but when I fast-forward on my Tivo I can still see the spots. And, I'm getting the commercials subliminally! (cue Suicidal Tendancies song)
    I can watch a commercial break at ">>" speed and still tell you what ads are on in it. ">>>" is too fast to be able to stop reliably... :)

  167. I don't think they get it by The_Mighty_Squid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If these people would work with the technology and not agaist it they would lead more relaxing lives.

    Tivo (Not sure about any others, don't have 'em) can track what you watch and each button press. Remember the Super Bowl? Tivo was quick to disclose the most rewound commercials. Isn't that a useful technology? Want a better idea about what shows we like? Thumb up or down. This is extremely usefull and accurate information. Much better than Neilson (sp?).

    I'm not sure if the other Tivo users remember this but a many months ago I got a message in Tivo about a new contest. Watch these 3 car commercials either in Tivo Showcase or during these shows. Then go to the web site answer a few simple questions about the commercial and maybe win the car. Did I do it? Yes. To support Tivo. . . and maybe win a car.

    There are numerous other ways Tivo can be an advertisers best friend and keep the viewer happy. I think they are trying a lot of cool things in the second generation Tivo.

    So fellow Tivo geeks. Turn on your tracking. It's a small price to pay. And maybe the Networks and others will stop whining.

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  168. Ya know, this reminds me of a quote... by Coffee · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is at least as relevant today as when Heinlein wrote it about 30 years ago.

    "There has grown up in the minds of certain groups in this country the notion that because a man or a corporation has made a profit out of the public for a number of years, the government and the courts are charged with the duty of guaranteeing such profit in the future, even in the face of changing circumstances and contrary public interest. This strange doctrine is not supported by statute nor common law. Neither individuals nor corporations have any right to come into court and ask that the clock of history be stopped, or turned back, for their private benefit. That is all."
    - Robert A. Heinlein ("Life-Line")

    1. Re:Ya know, this reminds me of a quote... by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 2

      Damn, you beat me to it by an hour and a half! and I didn't see your post!

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  169. What if you switch off your tv set? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Give me a break. Next they'll ban remote controls that let you turn the sound off during ads.

    Next they'll call it theft if you switch it off.

  170. Coming soon! by psychopenguin · · Score: 0

    Comming soon! Chairs with broadcaster controlled harnesses to strap you in during those commercial breaks! We can't have those thieving viewers trying to get a snack or go to the bathroom during a commercial now can we?

  171. Well, if he's so worried... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... maybe his shareholders should be too?

  172. Why should ads pay for TV? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I certainly wouldn't have a problem with a fundamental change in the economic model of television. If advertising didn't pay for TV, but rather the individuals payed for it, then the producers would have to pay much more attention to what their public wants. Crap low-demand filler shows would be the only shows which would continue to be supported by advertising, because nobody would consider them *worth* taping much less worth paying for. Public television and educational programming would get a boost because parents would pay for it for their kids, even if they wouldn't have paid for it for themselves. People offended by pornography wouldn't have to worry about porn into the house over the television, because nothing would be coming into the house which they didn't explicitly request by paying for it. Everybody would be getting what they wanted if the networks were forced to stop using the shotgun approach. Or maybe people would just stop watching as much TV -- also not a bad thing.

  173. So when I go to the bathroom by theolein · · Score: 1

    I'm technically comitting a crime?

  174. No more next-day conversations, either... by berniecase · · Score: 1

    I guess after I sign that contract to watch network TV, I'll also have to sign another contract stipulating that if I have a conversation about the show the next morning at work, I'll also have to mention the commercials.

    What a crock of shit.

  175. Don't watch TNT eh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck em. Who cares really? Mass media sucks. Record labels suck. These people think we are all thieving stealing scumbags who are born only to consume wares at their mass feeding trough. Fuck them. Really. Stop supporting these people.

    1. Re:Don't watch TNT eh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful
      Mass media sucks.
      Yes, Slashdot does suck.
  176. He might be right but ... by midh · · Score: 1

    It might be a contract. For my part I got sick and tired of watching all the commercials and predominantly crass programming. I got my cable disconnected in Jan 2000 and I have been very happy since. I believe that I was actually pissed off that I was paying $35 a month and they were feeding me 3min of commercials every 15min. I think the networks need to find a better business model.

  177. no 2600 for me by ChristTrekker · · Score: 1

    I can't read the article. My company has it blocked with websense. I guess I'll look at the comments here to see if a KW has posted the text yet...

  178. Re:He is missing something - some people like ads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Amen to that. There is no reason why a commercial can't be entertaining. I visited the US couple of years back and I was absolutely stunned about the commercials. 99% REALLY BAD QUALITY, plus there is a commercialbreak every five minutes. Show less ads and make them better quality and maybe people will stop hating them so much.

  179. How many newspapers would dare say that? by Rares+Marian · · Score: 1

    Jamie K. is lucky. Television is so easy. Push a button and shut off your brain.

    I wonder how many newspapers would dare make the same comment?

    A newspaper must first be opened. Then it must be opened to the correct page to continue reading front page stories.

    Nobody would buy a paper that tried to pull that crap.

    But there is good news!

    AOL/TW stocks have dropped because the rules say that you can't claim the same value of your stock for a very long time. Now it does discourage long term planning for some. Boohoo. It curbs long term market strangling. Me happy.

    In other words, the short term becomes more important, kinda like it is for us poor 9-5 schmucks though still nowhere near to that scale. Oh well.

    Somebody figured out how to punish companies that try to squeeze the market with long term bets. Hallelujah!

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  180. Who are the adverts for? by 40000 · · Score: 1

    "Averts aren't for Slashdot users". The people who make use of technology to skip adverts are the people who wouldn't take any notice of them anyway. If you don't care whether something is a well known brand then TV adverts can't affect you. Adverts obviously work on some people but if you see an advert and think "how can I get rid of this annoying crap" then it hasn't worked on you and no amount of "contracts" and "rights management" will get you to buy the product.

  181. All day long I feel like a criminal by eyeball · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We're seeing an increase of law abiding citizens being treated like criminals in so many parts of our society. Every day we are being combarded with copy protection technology, security screenings, identifications, background and credit checks, etc. I really wonder if someday someone is going to do a study and find that the psychological effects of going through most of life not being trusted is causing all sorts of issues, like incrased stress, depression, family problems, etc... At the very least, one has to wonder if being treated like a criminal would start to make someone act like a criminial.

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    1. Re:All day long I feel like a criminal by edstromp · · Score: 1

      Well, when they put a tax (as proposed in Canada) on CD-R's to compensate the RIAA/MPAA for the lost income of stolen music... It seems to me that I now have an obligation to steal music so that I don't feel ripped off for being honest, yet still paying the tax.

    2. Re:All day long I feel like a criminal by BeBoxer · · Score: 2

      causing all sorts of issues, like incrased stress, depression, family problems, etc.

      You obviously don't watch enough TV. If you did, you would have seen the ads for all the pretty little pills you can take to fix these problems.

    3. Re:All day long I feel like a criminal by n-baxley · · Score: 2

      At the very least, one has to wonder if being treated like a criminal would start to make someone act like a criminial.

      This is an excellent point! I think that as people feel that they are not trusted anywhere and that they have to fight for every little freedom, they will begin to fight dirty in an effort to survive. They will look to take advantage of "the company" every chance they get. If the corporations, like Turner, would be open and trusting with their customers, customers would react in the same manner and Turner would be better off. But we're already on the slippery slope to be cliche. Turner claims it's customers are criminals, customers feel and then act like criminals, Turner execs are proved correct and they ratchet down the controls one more step. This will end up making more trouble for both sides.

    4. Re:All day long I feel like a criminal by green1 · · Score: 1

      > When they put a tax (as proposed in Canada) on CD-R's

      unfortunatly it's no longer "proposed" we have been paying this levy up here since 99 or 2000 no matter what we use the blank media for a portion of it still gets paid to the "starving artists" (interestingly enough the person I met who was the most upset about the levy ran a small record label, he would have to pay this levy on every CD he produced, while at the same time his company was too small to see a single penny of it returned to him, so basically he got to pay the competition for every cd he produced)

    5. Re:All day long I feel like a criminal by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well the powers that be have to justify their existence. It isn't enough to maintain the status quo, they have to give the impression that they are working against something. In the case of foreign relations as soon as the Soviet Union disappeared new boogie-men were instantly created, such as Iraq and North Korea, that were previously of little importance (and still are).

      Now since the US is actually a pretty safe place with most serious crime being rare (it just gets condensed for the nightly news and COPS) they have to push the boundaries of what is considered crime to justify their existence.

      Health care is the same way, now that they have gotten rid of the real threats to human life, such as disease, afflictions of old age and rare conditions are presented to the public as if they were the scourge that smallpox was.

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    6. Re:All day long I feel like a criminal by gblues · · Score: 2

      "The funny thing is that, on the outside, I was an honest man--straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to become a crook."

      --Andy Dufresne, Shawshank Redemption

    7. Re:All day long I feel like a criminal by eyeball · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, when they put a tax (as proposed in Canada) on CD-R's to compensate the RIAA/MPAA for the lost income of stolen music... It seems to me that I now have an obligation to steal music so that I don't feel ripped off for being honest, yet still paying the tax.

      I love that. I really wonder if compensation for assumed crimes sanctions the crime. Sometimes I wish I was a lawyer so I could figure this stuff out.

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    8. Re:All day long I feel like a criminal by eyeball · · Score: 1

      You obviously don't watch enough TV. If you did, you would have seen the ads for all the pretty little pills you can take to fix these problems.

      LOL! You are my hero!

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    9. Re:All day long I feel like a criminal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Judging by the examples you use, it seems you're confusing "being treated like a criminal" with "being prevented from committing a crime". To be thrown in jail is to be treated like a criminal. Having a credit check done before someone loans you money or qualifying for a driver's license before you can get on the freeway is quite appropriate.

    10. Re:All day long I feel like a criminal by eyeball · · Score: 1

      Lame. What about being regularly strip-searched in order to ensure you weren't carrying weapons that could be used in a crime. Would that be "treated like a criminal" or "being prevented from committing a crime?" You seemed to miss my point. There are more and more instances where innocent people are treated with the assumption that they are a criminal. Yes, often times it's for the sake of crime prevention, but at some point you cross some fuzzy threshhold and it becomes intrusive.

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    11. Re:All day long I feel like a criminal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And see, now you change the types of examples you use. From credit checks and copy protection to regular (regular? ha) strip-searching. Strip searching (under most circumstances) would still be "being prevented from committing a crime". It's not a form of punishment unless it's intentionally humiliating or done without a very damn good reason (those reasons are specified by law). The difference is that it's a violation of your rights (in most cases) and THAT's what makes it wrong, not because you're being prosecuted or sentenced for something you didn't do ("being treated like a criminal"). None of the examples you originally mentioned (copy protection, credit checks, etc.) are a violation of your rights (or even intrusive) - they don't fall into the same category of crime prevention as regular strip-searching. More importantly, they don't neccessarily lead to the fascist version of crime prevention as your slippery-slope argument suggests.

  182. Would your Kids be Accesories? by e_butler · · Score: 2, Funny

    If your kid was crying or needed attention during the commercial would he be an accesory to the Theft?

    E

  183. commercial TV is soon dead. by gregarine · · Score: 0

    Pretty soon we will all subscribe to on demand content providers. We will watch downloaded or live streams using our X-Box 2 or PlayStation 3. The there will be no commercials or they will be easily skipped.

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    1. Re:commercial TV is soon dead. by OroMan · · Score: 0

      Don't worry, they will try to find ways of getting ads in there: there will be questionaires that give them information about you the viewer, so that instead of selling ads based on the show or the time it is on, they will sell based on who you specifically are and what your preferences are perceived to be. In the old days, big business were worried that people would stop to buy things when they felt they didnt NEED anything; but along came marketing and the sale of a better life and then the 60s and the whole movement towards self discovery, and hey presto, marketing switched to appealing to the inner desires that we are supposed to have towards being individuals. What we will see will be an evolution from this. Instead of mass advertising, targetting psychological profiles, they will have targetted ads, based on profiles again, but broadcast to you specifically. But why not; if you say you like underwear, then you get wall to wall underwear ads...Im sure there's people who would like it!! And you can bet they will make it a term of your contract that any information provided is accurate; but....the good news is: they are all so utterly stupid, and their motivations are so lacking in imagination and so predictable that somewhere a 15 year old kid will figure a way to beat them; just as ridiculous technology has always been beaten.. sadly, we as a species will have a difficult time getting past the consumer phase where we have become advertising targets and revenue generators, as opposed to individuals with free will. But whose fault is that I ask myself.....

    2. Re:commercial TV is soon dead. by gregarine · · Score: 0

      If they charge enough for the product, like my telephone provider does, to make a profit, they will not need to advertise to the user. I mean sure there will be incentive to do so to grab a few extra bucks, but at the point it becomes annoying they will lose customers to competition. I guess what it is really goin on is balancing subscription price/add revenue with the friction co-efficient being based on how annoying the advertising is to the user. This is kinda like aol where people subscribe but still get advertised to. I don't know how anybody stands aol. I guess making it easy for the masses goes a long way.

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  184. Ads are in Mono by ProfBooty · · Score: 1

    Don't forget that most ads are played in mono. This is another commerical detection method.

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    1. Re:Ads are in Mono by Lumpy · · Score: 2

      not anymore. with most advertising houses now using AVID for spot production stereo ad's are common and requested. and now that the digital insertion equipment is the de-facto standard... well let me do a correction.. GOOD quality digital ad insertion equipment will insert in stereo. (Seachange for example) there are some really crappy digital insertion system out there, (Cough...starnet...Cough) that can only handle mono because the hardware is from the 1980's and they cant design anything that is current)

      I can tell you that in the DMA that I have knowlege of, all spots, including the local cable ad's, are produced in stereo. now if the optimods and other audio processing equipment farther down the stream butcher the stereo audio... i am not 100% sure.

      BTW, the absolute best sounding ad's come from the Manhattan transfer production house.. those guys are awesome at audio production.. we recently discovered that they have some GM ad's that are 5.1 dolby encoded!

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    2. Re:Ads are in Mono by ProfBooty · · Score: 2

      Well prehaps they are encoded in stereo, but check most of them when they are displayed onscreen, someone is downconverting them to mono.

      it seems rather silly to do so, but then again i havent seen to many ads that take advantage of stereo(tv shows don't seem to take full advantage either!)

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  185. So the next time I go take a piss... by SonicBurst · · Score: 1

    ...during a commercial, I'm stealing? Give me a freaking break!

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    1. Re:So the next time I go take a piss... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should read the entire interview. Kellner plainly states (in response to a question from the interviewer about going to the bathroom):

      "I guess there's a certain amount of tolerance for going to the bathroom."

      So you see, he's actually quite reasonable ... for a jackass.

    2. Re:So the next time I go take a piss... by SonicBurst · · Score: 1

      Actually, I did read that part. However, the use of the word tolerance in his reply really means: "You're not really supposed to go to the bathroom, but we can't exactly lock you up for taking a leak". (at least not yet)

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    3. Re:So the next time I go take a piss... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is because the adverts are broadcast at a higher db level, so chances are you can still hear it while you're on the pot.

  186. So if I by nowt · · Score: 2
    turn off the TV for 30-second intervals, I'm a thief?

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  187. Stopped taking your meds, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did your father violate your sphincter with a TiVo remote or something? Because otherwise I'm at a loss to explain your hatred and paranoia.

    The data collected is aggregate, not viewer-specific. This, and the fact that once you opt out of sending the data it indeed stops being sent, have been independently verified by TiVo hackers with packet sniffers and a little too much time on their hands. :-)

  188. Austin Powers - BBC by gnugnugnu · · Score: 1
    He obviously has never watched the BBC. You pay your TV license and there is absolutely no commercial advertising. Same goes for the radio stations and website.

    If a television station really wanted to they could charge a subscription fee instead of showing advertising, of course most stations try and do both.

    The advertisements last 3 minutes and tv exec's are surprised that people dont sit obediently watching the ad's.

    It is not that particularly object to watching advertisments, often they are the best thing on tv. What bugs me is seeing the same advertisments over and over again for crap i dont want.

    In the words of Austin Powers:

    Missus,
    Will ya
    Make me tea?
    Make love to me?
    Put on the teley?
    To the BBC!
    To the BBC,
    Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

    BBC 1!
    BBC 2!
    BBC 3!
    BBC 4!
    BBC 5!
    BBC 6!
    BBC 7!
    BBC heaven!
  189. Are Turner and assosiated companies thievs? by ksflock · · Score: 1

    Or do they not own any recording device?

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  190. Contract? by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

    I don't recall clicking on an Agree button when I first bought my TV or got Cable.

    Using my ReplayTV to move 30 seconds ahead through commercials is no different than channel surfing through commericals like I used to do.

    If Tuner wants to keep it up, I'll block thier channels from my Replay, not like I'm missing much.

    I wonder if the ability to block channels is also theft, or maybe it's vandalism.

  191. Shit, it's lockup time for me... by Qwaniton · · Score: 1

    Oh $H1T, I'm going to the slammer big time.

    I went and got a Jolt cola during the commercials. I guess that since I didn't watch the commercials, I'm going to jail now.

  192. Commercial Advantage works just fine today by David+Jao · · Score: 1
    so this vcr would not work today.

    I can't speak for digital cable channels, because I don't have any, but for old-fashioned cable and over-the-air broadcasts, I can tell you that the "Commercial Advance" feature on my VCR works just fine.

    I have no idea how it works, though ... for all I know it could really be using luminance level detection.

    1. Re:Commercial Advantage works just fine today by Lumpy · · Score: 2

      some VCR's do use the lumance detection.. and what i saw on one refrence design was that a vcr recorded a seperate subaudio tone on the left audio track during the recording phase for every time a fade to black occoured. then upon playback it sutomatically skiped the segments that are 30 seconds apart.

      these do not work all the time as you notice that sometimes commercials do get through.

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    2. Re:Commercial Advantage works just fine today by young-earth · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is all based on the NTSC standard, I have no idea about PAL/SECAM...

      It works (like mine did when I watched the tube, gave that up a few years ago due to being an immense useless time sink) by looking for the signals the networks use to indicate to the affiliates "hey here comes a commercial" which is encoded in the "back porch". That's the area of the signal when the CRT beam is repositioning itself from the bottom to the top of the screen. During that period, there is a fair bit of information sent. The "Commercial Advance" VCR's just rely on the idea that for the networks and affiliates to change their codes would take so many bucks that it's not likely to happen.

      Some of them also look for black screens around the time of the back porch signal; that can fool them into cutting into the program content on the leading or trailing edge.

      And when it's not networks but others, the ads are still encoded with the signalling and the equipment still generates the signal; once it's the standard it's easier to have all cases covered.

  193. Let's all be thieves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The entertainment industry and the software industry have devalued the word 'thief' to the point that it's no longer emotive. So let's agree that we're all thieves, hold a big party for Thief Pride, and invite them to come up with some other term for people that take something with intent to deprive the owner of its value, which is what the word used to mean before Hollywood got its hands on it.

  194. This has happened before by uradu · · Score: 2

    We're living during the transition time between media technologies, where the computer is coming in and disrupted familiar business models, replacing them with something yet unknown and raising fear in the feeble-minded. This is not unlike the transition to the automobile, where some countries legislated that a person waving a flag has to walk ahead of a self-propelled vehicle which is limited to 4 mph. Sooner or later even the thick minds at TV networks will realize that the era of advertising as we know it is over, and they'll have to come up with new ways of making money. Meanwhile we'll be stuck with the metaphorical flag-waving man in front of our PVRs.

  195. Let's see... by Rogerborg · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If I go out of my way actively to avoid an advert, what exactly are the chances that I would buy the product if I'd watched it? Quantify your answer, please.

    Advertising is a crock, an utter crock. Advertising is something you spend between X and Y% of your budget on, because that's what market analysts expect, and if you do something unusual, you're high risk. The only people who pretend to believe that it actually does anything are advertising executives and the people carrying the adverts. Note: "pretend".

    Oh, sorry, let's also include in that delusional group "e-advertisers". Because god knows that click-through adverts have really being pulling in the revenue, right?

    Once again for luck: overt advertising doesn't work! Actually, even advertisers know this, which is why they are so keen on product placement (place the product with the content, or place the content (e.g. of Britney's brassiere) with the product) rather than trying to actually sell the product on merits.

    I'm quite happy for the delusions to continue though: I mean, it's paying for this great free ride that we're all enjoying right now. But for anyone in the industry to actually claim that it matters that we watch commercials is crackpot delusion, pure and simple.

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    1. Re:Let's see... by bilbobuggins · · Score: 1
      God, I am so sick of seeing anyone who wildy yells that advertising doesn't work get modded up as a genius, when in fact the opposite is true.
      Saying that advertising doesn't work is completely delusional.
      Let's review a few things here:

      A) The overt advertising model has been in place for over 100 years. And nobody has noticed this 'not working' (except for you) yet? Well then that would certainly explain all the successful businesses that exist (or maybe those are all a crock too?).

      B) I sincerely doubt that you have NEVER bought ANYTHING that you first heard about in an advertisement. And if you have in fact bought at least one thing then your entire argument is hypocritical.

      C) I'm not sure what you do for a living, but it would seem that you don't have much contact with the advertising department because click-through advertising is actually doing pretty well. Not on the same level of TV etc. but it can in fact be profitable. If not, then apparantly Slashdot keeps those banners up top just to annoy you and IBM is in on the gag.

      I am happy for you that you have resigned yourself to be a the modern day Thoreau and reject all advertising media but blindly claiming that it has no effect is completely ignorant and should be recognized as such.

    2. Re:Let's see... by gfreeman · · Score: 1

      Advertising is a crock

      That's like saying people are bad. Some advertising is not worth it. Much of it is. Maybe you are confusing it with MARKETING, which is not the same as advertising.

      Advertising, as a tool of marketing, is very effective. It's some of the other aspects of marketing that are doubtful.

      I worked in media for 10 years, and apart from the PR guys, marketing was by far the most slimy group of individuals you ever wanted to meet. Doublethink? Hell, these guys could quadruplethink.

      No, advertising is useful and it works. I've BTDT, so I know of what I speak.

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  196. Likewise... by Greyfox · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Listening to NPR or watching PBS without becoming a member must also be theft. Only difference, really, is that NPR and PBS actually have content worth partaking of. I can't wait for the day you park your kids in front of Sesame Street and the SWAT team breaks down your door and demands to see your PBS membership card. And if you can't produce it, they cart you off to jail for theft and put your kids in a foster home.

    A lot of new TVs have picture in picture now, which makes channel surfing a breeze. I guess all those companies are just aiding and abetting. I'd love to see the end result of all this being that all remote controls become illegal in the USA. At least that's something that Joe Sixpack can really get up in arms about. "You can take away mah freedom, but you nae can take away mah remote!"

    I'm sure it won't take Turner and his slimy little friends long to come up with an even more obnoxious advertising method than the one he currently employs.

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  197. My contract is my cable bill by Bravo_Two_Zero · · Score: 1

    My contract with the broadcaster is my cable bill. I don't know how much an individual channel garners from the fee (if indeed it's anything at all), but I certainly owe them no more. Maybe Turner-wonk would prefer if I just watched the ads and didn't purchase any more Cartoon Network-related items?

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  198. WATCH OR GO TO JAIL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WATCH OR GO TO JAIL
    Students locked up after refusing to watch Channel One

    When Ohio teenagers DJ and Carlotta Maurer walked out of their classrooms in October to protest the compulsory viewing of Channel One, a television program with commercials which is shown in schools across America, school officials realized they had a couple of dangerous radicals on their hands. Principal Patrick Calvin invoked the truancy provision of the school's code of student conduct, and 13-year-old DJ and 14-year-old Carlotta were whisked away to the Wood County Juvenile Detention Center, where they had all day to consider their crime.

    Since then, Commercial Alert and Obligation, Inc., two national anti-media groups, have taken up the Maurers' cause. The groups wrote to Ohio Governor Bob Taft, urging him to remove Channel One from all public schools.

    "When the government sends children to a juvenile detention center because they don't want to watch advertising, that is both Orwellian and more than a little sick," reads the letter. "The public schools ought to be a sanctuary from the noxious aspects of commercial culture."

    The governor has not responded to the letter. But the school is in negotiation with the Maurers, who have religious objections to television. It seems a day in the lockup didn't cool their heels enough to keep them from kicking.

    - Eliza Strickland
    http://adbusters.org/magazine/34/jail.html

  199. What's next by tutal · · Score: 1

    Hmm, maybe the television/cable industry should fine anyone who tapes shows on their VCR. Heck, they should probably look into fining anyone that gets up and goes to the bathroom or grabs a beer during commercials. And to those who don't watch TV, they should be fined too for missing those commrecials.

  200. What a concept! by gandy909 · · Score: 1

    Welp, the remote controls need to be outlawed, too, huh??? ....I guess we can no longer click through channels during the commercials...

    Next thing they'll want to do is require the tv to be connected to furniture with electronically controlled handcuffs attached. Then you can't start a show til you put the handcuff on, and the handcuff won't release til the show is over. What a concept!

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  201. HEHEHE ... by ProfMoriarty · · Score: 2
    I must be REALLY "sticking it to the man" ... since I don't even have cable. Hell, I don't even have ANY pay service for TV. I just get all 5 (4 good reception) channels for "free".

    So I skip ALL of his commercials.

    BTW, can someone put up "The Osbournes" on Hotline?

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  202. Not to mention... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...running to get something to eat during the commercial break.

  203. If they want us to see ads so badly... by jesser · · Score: 2

    why can't I find and download my favorite Got Milk ads for free?

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  204. MOD Parent UP by jazmataz23 · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one browsing at a low enough level to read these things?

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  205. About those licenses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Personally, I would like to see the license that gives Network television stations the right to fill my property with broadcast signals over the airwaves.

    In lack of such I license, I think, I have the right to do whatever I wish with any unauthorized signal that enters my property.

    So according to Jamie Kellner, if a thief enters my house and leaves something of theirs behind, then it is really I who am the thief, and not them? Especially if I alter or move it in any way? This would also include fingerprints, so that when the police come and "reverse engineer" their fingerprint then this fingerprint could obviously not be used against them since it was obtained illegally.

  206. I skip ads on my VCR too by Papineau · · Score: 2

    I don't know about all of you, but if I record a show to watch it later, I'll fast-forward through them when I'll watch the show. It's quite easy: you spot the time elapsed since the beginning of the show, press fast-forward, and when it's about to turn to 3 minutes you press play. Check your local commercial breaks for the exact duration.Of course you actually "see" them, but if you don't already know the ad there's almost no chance you can guess what product it is for. And if you absolutely don't want to see them, press stop before fast-forward and you'll skip them even faster!

    Same thing on rental videos. There's usually a couple trailers for future releases at the beginning, along with a warning from the FBI. Press that same button on the remote, and they go away! I heard that some DVD players, in coordination with the actual DVD, prevented you from doing that, though.

  207. Your sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I prefer: coito ergo sum ;-) or: vidi vici veni...

  208. The top reasons to use PVRs: by mshiltonj · · Score: 2
    The top reasons to use PVRs:
    1. Carrot Top
    2. P'zone commercials
    3. Mr T
    4. All calls under 20 min for .99
    5. "No credit, bad credit, bankrupt or divorced? No problem. We can finance your (car|furniture) today!"
    6. Any promo spot for "Friends"
  209. Contract? by wolf- · · Score: 1

    A contract? Interesting. I dont recall seeing the specific terms of this "contract". Nope, just went through my dish network contract, no reference to commercials. Paying for content. Don't have a contract with aol/tw/turner.

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  210. I Won't Watch Then by ogar572 · · Score: 0

    My time is valuable to me. I don't want to spend it watching stupid ass commericials when I just want to watch a missed episode of my favorite show. Lets see, the normal show lasts a little over 20 minutes total, so that less than ten minutes of commercials. What can I do in ten minutes? I know what I can do, take a shit! Anyway, if it is a crime to skip commercials then I just won't watch that show then. With less people watching the show, the ratings will go down. And with poor ratings, upper management gets reemed and possible fired. So AOL lady, if you don't want me to skip commercials, I won't watch the show and you will get fired.

  211. don't go to the bathroom it's theft! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remeber going to the bathroom during an ad is theft too! You are supposed to stay and see all the ads- no matter how many red hot chili beans you just ate.

  212. Naturally by Unanimous+Backward · · Score: 0

    Of course they're concerned with anything that impacts their bottom line. If they don't make huge gobs of money, how ever will they be able to afford the huge amounts of crack they are obviously fond of smoking?

    Next they'll say I'm breaking the law by not buying the products advertised. If they want it their way, I'm willing to oblige them... How about this for an idea: all the people who are tired of the broadcast networks', the movie industries' and the recording industries' shit simply stop using them. Don't buy them, don't watch them, don't listen to them.

    Throw away (or sell if it's too big an investment) all your recorded media. When enough people do this, these executive cocksuckers will finally dry up and blow away, and what a happy day that will be!!!

    Send these people a message. Stop supporting them. If enough people do it, they'll beg you to come back. Most new music is crap anyway, just ripping-off old tunes. Most new movies are crap, same bored tired old story lines, new special effects. Whoopie. As for TV, most TV programs are crap. The quality is so ludicrously subpar that it's pathetic. Why not preemptively reclaim all the time you would have wasted watching some sorry excuse for a TV program, and spend it instead with a book. Then, when you're done reading the book, you can shoove it up a TV executive's asshole! Sounds like a neat idea to me, anyway.

    The ass calls PVR users thieves... I guess it would take one to know one!

    Gotta go, I have a book to read!

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  213. Not Quite by WebMasterJoe · · Score: 2

    When we subscribe to channels, we agree to pay them a set amount of money per month, and in return they allow us to watch their programming any time during that month.

    What Turner is forgetting is that we don't just subscribe to one channel and leave it on all day - so there is never a guarantee that I will watch the advertisements that companies paid to put on the stations I subscribe to. If I choose to "time-shift" the programming I subscribed to, then I can do that. If I choose to empty my bowels instead of watch the latest overproduced Pepsi spot, then I can do that. If I choose to talk to my friend during the commercial, or see what else is on TV, then I can do that.

    Kellner (the CEO) does say it's OK to go to the bathroom during commercial breaks. His problem is that the 30-second skip neatly coincides with the standard advertisement length. Well, there are two options that he can pursue without whining to the government (is it just me or does it seem like "content providers" are just fighting technology with government now?)

    • Make your programming so compelling that viewers would rather tune in and watch your shows "live," thereby rendering the 30-second-skip feature useless. The benefits to this are the stations don't have to give soft money contributions to government, and their rating go up because their shows are that much better. The downside is that the stations need intelligent, semi-talented people to crank out this programming, and they can't rely on the government to provide guaranteed income (like what Communism was supposed to be like).
    • The second solution is to change the length of commercials. What would happen if Turner sent out a memo to all of its advertisers on all of its stations that it is now accepting 40 second commercials? First, we'd get a lot of commercials with ten seconds of junk thrown in (not like the first thirty seconds weren't junk anyway). Then stations could start charging more money for ads. The upside is that this solves Kellner's problem from the 2600 article -- the "Skip ahead" feature is only there to skip the 30-second commercial. It may slightly de-value that feature for the time being.

      The downside is that it would be completely ineffective. I have a DishPlayer 501 which includes this 30-second-skip feature, and since sometimes 10- or 15-second spots are thrown in, it doesn't skip exactly. I end up hitting skip-skip-skip-skip-skip, back-back and watching up to ten seconds of the last commercial usually because after each skip, if I see a commercial I hit "skip" again. If I see programming I hit "back" until I see a commercial.
    But I was just looking for a solution that would solve what he claims is the problem - the "skip" button lasts as long as a typical advertisement.
    if (Advertisement.length != PVR.skipAhead.length) { echo "Problem Solved!"; return true; }
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    1. Re:Not Quite by elflord · · Score: 2
      Make your programming so compelling that viewers would rather tune in and watch your shows "live," thereby rendering the 30-second-skip feature useless.

      I'm sure all the networks would like to obtain compelling content. After all, they do need to compete for ratings. However, there are constraints. It costs money to obtain content, and not everyone agrees on what is "compelling".

      The second solution is to change the length of commercials. What would happen if Turner sent out a memo to all of its advertisers on all of its stations that it is now accepting 40 second commercials?

      They'd lose advertising revenue.

      Then stations could start charging more money for ads.

      But would that compensate for the smaller amount of ads ? I have another take on this-- appealing to the whims of the slashdot mob who want everything for free is not a good business strategy.

    2. Re:Not Quite by WebMasterJoe · · Score: 2

      I have another take on this-- appealing to the whims of the slashdot mob who want everything for free is not a good business strategy.

      I'm not getting it for free, first of all - I have a subscription and was promised a service in return. What I want is the freedom to view or not view any part of that content I subscribed for (with certain limitations, such as not being able to view what is on multiple channels at the same time). My problem with his complaint is that he is doing the same thing that the record companies were doing several years ago -- proclaiming the evils of a new technology just because they can't keep doing the same thing and keep growing profits*. There is no law stating that just because a company made a profit in the past, it has to keep making profits in the future. If profits go down because the product/service is no longer worth as much (i.e., consumers are not willing to pay as much) then the company must adapt, and this could mean some of its employees will go and get other jobs. If they're smart employees and they look ahead at their careers, they'll start moving before they have to.

      I can't agree with the logic that because the CEO of Turner doesn't want to change with the times, I have to watch commercials.

      I still stand behind the two solutions I proposed before: Either provide a better service or out-maneuver your competition. If profits go down, try something new. Don't complain to the government because you're not paying attention to technological progress. If 15% of Turner's stations can't survive the changing times, then we'll only have 85% of the stations we used to have, and they'll be the strongest of the stations (not necessarily the best, but that's how the system works).

      Yes, the "content providers" stand to lose money if they mess with their advertising scheme. That's where the business skills of the corporate leaders come in. They have to figure out how to work with the system as it stands, not how to complain to congress to fix the system.

      Capitalism is Darwinism with money, folks. If the government steps in and regulates our TV-viewing so that the consumers better fit the business model of the companies with the most congress(wo)men hanging out of their pockets, then the "fittest" company is not most likely to survive anymore.

      * Or so they think. As we all know, record sales kept increasing for several years after mp3 hit quazi-mainstream. And with the birth of recorded music in the early 1900s, musicians feared they would no longer get gigs - live performance revenues actually grew as a result of the availability of recordings and radio broadcasts. PVR's may boost cable/satellite subscriptions and in turn boost ratings and advertising dollars, even if a lower percentage is watching commercials. But since it's somewhat counter-intuitive, the corporate types would rather outlaw this new technology than think about how to profit from it.

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    3. Re:Not Quite by elflord · · Score: 2
      I'm not getting it for free, first of all - I have a subscription and was promised a service in return.

      I suppose you also think that paying a cover charge entitles you to unlimited drinks. You're paying the carrier fee. This is not enough to keep the networks in business, though it partly takes care of this. I'm curious, would you accept a much higher price (eg double) for no ads ? Of course, the networks could move to a subscriber based monthly charge model, or a pay per view model, but I don't think most customers would be very happy with this.

      The bottom line is that it boils down to money, and the slashdot herd don't want to pay up.

      My problem with his complaint is that he is doing the same thing that the record companies were doing several years ago -- proclaiming the evils of a new technology just because they can't keep doing the same thing and keep growing profits*

      The problem is that this model is actually quite good in a number of ways, because it keeps the cost down. However, there is an implied social contract. What the slashdot herd typically wish to do is take advantage of the low prices, but ignore the social contract. Basically, they don't want to hold up their end of the deal-- when you rely on an honor system, you'd better not deal with slashdotters!!! The outcome of this is that the freeloaders will ruin this for everyone and we'll be stuck with higher prices for services.

      I still stand behind the two solutions I proposed before: Either provide a better service or out-maneuver your competition. If profits go down, try something new.

      If their model doesn't work, they will have to change it. However, if you think the change will mean catering to the mindless slashdot herds chants ... "free-free-free" ... then think again. That's not a viable business model. What will happen is that there will be a move towards a per-channel subscription based model (pay per channel), more PPV, and a higher base service charge.

      Capitalism is Darwinism with money, folks. If the government steps in and regulates our TV-viewing so that the consumers better fit the business model of the companies with the most congress(wo)men hanging out of their pockets, then the "fittest" company is not most likely to survive anymore.

      I agree that the government shouldn't step in here. However, he's dead on when he says that you can't get something for nothing. If the social contracts aren't adhered to, advertising dollars will go South and your cable prices will go up, then the slashdot herd will whine about how Cable is "too expensive" and get illegal cable installations for themselves, because "cable wants to be free (as in beer)"

  214. Product Placement by jjv411 · · Score: 1

    In order to make money and stay in business in a PVR world, the networks are going to have to consider different business models. There are a few options that can still generate revenue for the networks

    1. Quality Commercials - if commercials were funny, entertaining, enlightening, etc, people may watch them. I have a show recorded on my TiVo that I am saving just because of one really good commercial that aired. (It is that one where death is on that black horse and tried to catch that car...) PVR may just kill all the CRAPPY commercials and leave only the entertaining ones. That would be great!!

    2 Another option is product placement. Companies could make contracts with studios and networks to place their products right in the show (i.e. - If Joey and Chandler use Motorola cell phones, you just might too). They do this in movies all the time.

    Modern technology is threatening current business models everywhere. I personally think that it is great. Companies need to re-evauluate how things are done. The status quo has been shrinking the American middle class for some time now. It is about time that things change. Techology can help do it. Maybe the cast of all the top shows won't be making 2 million per episode anymore. But those are the breaks.

  215. ok people, it's illegal to change channels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know about the rest, but I usually in TV breaks, like to switch channels, it's something that I have seen my parents do since I can remember, so it's an old trick too. But now it's illegal to do it, I can't skip the commercials, and I'm legally bound if I watch a segment not to switch channels.

    Great, so now I only have to pay subscription to one channel, what's the use of having variety if I can't see them. You would prefer that Kellner wouldn't you?

    Now, the only dilemma, which channel do I pick?

    1. Re:ok people, it's illegal to change channels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kellner would preffer you depositing your whole pay into his bank account

  216. Hey! by Big+Sean+O · · Score: 2

    I didn't get a copy of the EULA with my TV!!

    AOL Time Warner is in the dumper, so they send the guy with the supposedly most independent and legitamate voice (the head of their independent news organization) to float this.

    They're big in cable, maybe they'll add it to their terms and conditions.

    Hey, AOL, you're losing money because you suck, not because I'm a thief. I resent the implication that I'm a criminal because Steve Case doesn't have more money than Costa Rica.

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  217. The future of advertising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    SXSW Interactive had some interesting talks on this topic, which basically amounted to the SMART advertising professionals are looking at the Tivo phenomenon and realizing that they have to approach advertising in a completely different fashion, because otherwise, yes, their ads will be skipped. It's dinosaurs like this Turner guy who think that a single business model is going to be true forever. What's the phrase for someone like that? An ex-CEO.

  218. Yes, for the love of all things, mod the parent up by supahdren · · Score: 1

    I read it, too, and I agree completely. Your dumb business model is none of my concern. As is always the case, changes in content delivery technology and changes in audience viewing habits will, and should, lead to changes in advertising methods. 'Trailers' used to be played at the end of the movie, hence the name, yet when the studios realized nobody was sticking around any longer, they decided to play them before the movie. This was a smart move and an adaptation to a changed viewing habit. What Turner apparently wants to do now would be analogous to these same studios placing armed guards at the theater exits and making you sit down, shut up, and watch the trailers at the end. Ludicrous. They can take my PVR from my cold, dead, and civilly disobedient hands if they decide to ban it.

  219. Of course there's a contradiction in the article.. by waldeaux · · Score: 3, Informative
    From the article:

    CW: Have you had any pressure from advertisers?
    JK: Our business is so much better this year than it was last year--it's remarkable. Rates are higher.

    Doesn't this pretty much nullify and credibility in the whining about how people who skip through ads are hurting the industry? What's very annoying is that they don't "get it": when I'm fast forwarding through the ads, either on the VCR or PVR, I'm scanning to know when to let go of the FF button. I'm paying MORE attention to the ad (albeit in time-compressed space) than I probably would be in real-time.

    For example:

    "Ad, ugh, where's the remote, , car ad, tampon ad, Miss Cleo, whoa what's that? check out ad, back to fast forward, grow more hair ad, lose unwanted hair ad, Miss Cleo, dog food ad, ad that made no sense and I doubt I'd do better in real-time, Jordan's Furniture ad - stop hafta watch, FF again, car ad, stop for Dean's Home Furniture ad? I doubt it!, Miss Cleo, back to program...

    There's probably MORE brand name recognition among VCR/PVR users than the people who have to suffer through real-time ads. If I were in advertising, I'd definitely do a study on this - actually I'd exploit it by making an ad that looks great while fast-forwarded (or one that mimics it in real-time - you'd get 60 seconds of content in 30 seconds!)

  220. Next: Refrigerator Owners are Theives by ipmcc · · Score: 1

    Attention Network Executives: Before I had a TiVo, I still never watched your infernal advertisements. Instead, every time they came on I got up and went to the fridge for a beer or checked slashdot on my laptop or changed the freakin' channel for 3 minutes. In fact TiVo has helped me lose weight, and increase my attention span. :)

    We all know the networks hate the fact that we don't watch commercials, but let's face it, PVRs didn't start the commercial hatred and avoidance movement among consumers of TV programming. It's been there for years. The problem is that now all the executives for the companies that buy your advertising time have TiVos themseleves and it occurs to them as they skip forward that everyone else is doing it too.

    How much of Kellner's spare time does he spend watching other peoples' commercials? That's what I want to know. And although he may not have a PVR (or maybe he does and he's just a hippocrite) I suspect that he has a human PVR that he calls a "media consultant," or "programming director" or something similar that tells him what to watch and filters out the crap that isn't worth a CEO's valuable time. Oh let's see... Like commercials!!!

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  221. Social Contract by lynx_user_abroad · · Score: 1
    Quoting Jamie Kellner:

    Your contract with the network when you get the show is you're going to watch the spots.

    There are merits to this argument.

    The contract Kellner speaks of is the implied social contract. It's the same type of contract USENET once had (years ago) which said you can use the resource so long as you don't do things like waste bandwidth, post commercial offers, make wildly off-topic posts, cross-post to every newsgroup, etc.

    It was exactly the sort of social contract the Green Card Lawyers broke; not technically a violation of any laws or prohibited by any contract they signed, but (to many, including me) it broke the social norms of the community, and ultimately destroyed the community.

    It's the same sort of social contract violation you feel when a telemarketer calls you during dinner (or at all), or when a spammer puts ten "need inkjet refills?" into your email inbox.

    In a way, it's related to how the RIAA felt about the people who violated the "personal copies only" norm for music and instead used Napster to share everything with everyone. Again, it may technically not be a violation of copyright law, but it violated the social norms which the music industry executives were banking on.

    Think about this; we used to have a social norm in this country which allowed people to carry things like toenail clippers and box cutters with them onto aircraft. That norm was violated on only one occasion (with tragic consequences) and now that social contract is void. We are developing new laws and contracts (social and otherwise) to deal with the new realities, but at a great cost to all involved.

    Can you blame the RIAA for the fear that the community (of music lovers) which they based their industry on is threatened with distruction by those CDR-toting geeks who don't understand (or choose to ignore, for their own personal benefit) the social norms of the community?

    Can you blame the MPAA for the same (as yet mostly unrealized) fear that broadband internet will do the same to their community?

    I've watched the geek community come into it's own during the opening days of the Internet, and I can't say I'm impressed with attitude toward respecting (or understanding, or even recognising) the social contracts they're expected to follow. Part of that is good: some people call that behavior "thinking outside the box" and it was no doubt responsible for much of the innovation we've seen in the technology sector recently. But there's also a dark side to it; that behaviors could lead to the destruction of a community we might later decide we would rather have kept.

    Heed this warning: The free software/open source community is founded on exactly this sort of social contract in the GPL. It would not take much of a well-funded anti-GPL element to violate that social contract and destroy this community. There are no doubt forces examining just these sorts of tactics for their own benefit.

    I'm not saying it's your patriotic duty to watch the commercials, but think beyond your own personal gain and understand how your actions might eventually come home to roost. If you insist on having a PVR with a 30-second skip function, don't be surprised if communities built around the lack of that function (broadcast television with 30-second commercials, for example) crumble. If enough people get a 30-second skip function, you may find that feature becomes worthless. What replaces the community you lose may be better, or it might be worse. On the other hand, if we write into law a preservation for "broadcast television with 30-second commercials", our act of preserving that community will deny the development (good or bad) of what would have replaced it.

    If we had banned ad-blocking technology from the World Wide Web, there may have been less incentive to develop click-behind windows. Then again, if we had banned ad-blocking technology from the World Wide Web, there might not be today any web on which those ads could be displayed.

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  222. Annoying DVD by Unanimous+Backward · · Score: 0

    Yes, they DO! The one REALLY ANNOYING thing about DVD's is that they generally force the stupid FBI warning and other crap like the logo from the producer on you.

    My original solution: Pop the disc in but don't turn the TV on until I see the display indicate either that the menu is up or the movie is playing. If I miss the beginning, the back-chapter button will usually take you to the beginning of the movie, rather than the FBI stuff. :-)

    My final solution: I have divested myself of most of my DVD's and CD's. My "watching TV" phase is almost over, soon I will toss my glass-anchor as well. Screw the movie/tv/music industry. They can collectively kiss my ass.

    ~Me.

  223. It may not be theft, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but unless you're an idiot, you know that free tv isn't relly free. The shows you boneheads watch cost money. Sarah Michelle Geller doesn't come cheap, Scott Bakula doesn't come cheap. None of them do, also sci-fi isn't cheap. These all cost money, MONEY. I know that /. ers really hate money, but without it these shows wouldn't get made.

    I know the concept isn't in line with the techno-elite. Sarah Michelle should do this out of pure enjoymemt, the producers of Star Trek should be fair and make these shows for us because we've been loyal "fans".

    I was on-board with /. at one time in my life, until I realized you're all nothing but hypocrites. I think the open source movement needs a new saying:

    "Free as in slashdot" -- def. we're evading the truth that someone produced this, ergo we can just take it.

  224. Unfortunately by G00F · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, most of the human race is little more than drones, and just follow along, and enjoy being little more than slaves. Err, maybe not enjoy, but don't care, they don't want to work anymore than they need to.

    While, many of us, who don't watch TV to begin with, would find a book or other reading matterial, these people might whine at the most.

    We really need to do something about this new form of slavery. In slavery I meam that we exist soley to pay taxes and be happy little customers. And anything that goes against that marks you as a theif.

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  225. Boycott? by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 2

    If we boycott, it will have the same effect of not watching the ads, so how would they know we're boycotting?

    I don't watch TV as it is, so how can I boycott?

    Better strategy: WATCH the commercials. Make a list of who's sponsoring these shows. Write them letterst stating your position on PVR, Fair Use, your "obligation" to watch commercials, and the corporate use of public airwaves, which is supposed to be licensed by the government for the public good.

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  226. Ads were supposed to pay for cable by Kombat · · Score: 1
    When cable TV was first pitched to the masses, it was a new medium, and ad support was weak. At the time, subscribers were told that as the ad revenue picked up, cable would eventually be free, so people signed up, paying the "temporary" subscription fee.

    I don't know about you guys, but I'm still paying for my cable. 50 years later, and the ads still aren't paying for the whole model. So I'll be damned if I'm going to pay to watch advertisements.

    Should I feel a moral obligation to not channel surf during commercials? Because they're giving me such a great discount (*guffaw*) on quality programming, by only charging me $49.95/month?

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  227. Contract? Watch the Commercials? by rjamestaylor · · Score: 1
    This idiot is dreaming. Commercials are "station breaks" that allow the viewer to snap out of catatonia and grab a beer/coke/glass of water, or, that having been done in the previous break, to return said beverage to the depths of the earth. Optionally, one can engage in "quality conversation" with a significant other or visiting dignitary.

    Contractual obligation to view the ads? Rubbish.

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  228. my cantract i signed by 4444444 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I signed a contract with a cable company where I pay them for cable access to tv shows I don't remember paying for comercials

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  229. Robert Heinlein said it... by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 4, Interesting
    There has grown up in the minds of certain groups in this country the notion that because a man or a corporation has made a profit out of the public for a number of years , the government and the courts are charged with the duty of guaranteeing such profit in the future, even in the face of changing circumstances and contrary public interest. This strange doctrine is not supported by statute nor common law. Neither individuals nor corporations have any right to come into court and ask that the clock of history be stopped ,or turned back, for their private benefit.

    Source: The Judge in Life-Line
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    1. Re:Robert Heinlein said it... by ronfar · · Score: 2
      I love this quote. Unfortunately, though, I also remember the ending of "Life-Line."

      A more upbeat story along the same lines is "Magic, Inc." also by Heinlein.

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  230. American Football... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, watching American Football on video tape is pretty cool.

    When you fast forward through all the BS, you can watch a game in well under an hour. The faster pace makes it so much more enjoyable. No PVR required, thankyouverymuch.

    Of course my TV has not been on for 3 weeks (when I watched a tape of an F1 race).

    I would sooner smash my TV than watch their drivel advertising.

    Mr. Man, please tell me how my mute button is theft.

  231. Re: Old shows being more entertaining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ``you know it's really bad when you catch an old episode of Dick Van Dyke and by comparison it's much more entertaining''

    Heck... where have you been for the past couple of decades. IMHO, Dick's been winning that comparison for a long time. At least as far as TV comedies go.

    ``But do people complain? None that I know, we just tune out.''

    Heh, heh. Then the Nielson (sp?) boxes will just get moved around to households that actually watch the drek that's broadcast so it'll appear as though TV is still popular.

  232. Yet Turner and Philips are good buddies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Items: Philips is a producer of PVR's. CNN Center in Atlanta is right next to Philips Arena which houses the Atlanta Thrashers and Atlanta Hawks (both owned by Turner), Philips is a major sponsor of the aforementioned teams, Turner employees get employee discounts on Philips equipment, and just about every new consumer grade (cheap to expensive) TV in the place is from Phillips.

    Does this mean that Turner is profiting from this theft? Are they condoning it with their relationship with Philips? Should I, as a Turner employee, be expecting a visit from HR regarding my theft of corporate property using the PVR I bought using my employee discount during a special Philips/Turner 'Employee' sale in Philips Arena?

    Hum...

  233. Stupid exec by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    This guy is logically-challenged (or, less politically correctly put, an idiot.) By the same logic, whenever I watch a channel but not the others that offer shows (and, God forbid, commercials!) simultaneously I am committing theft.

    Network TV is, for the most part, a lot of crap, anyway. And here in the US they mangle movies to such an extent that watching them (even if they were ad-free) is a grueling experience.

  234. It's time to kill the baby. by EvilNight · · Score: 2

    Ads are useless. I haven't bought a product based off an advertisement on television since I reached the age of reason. I never watch the Ads now, I either click over to another channel or get up to go do something for the full five minutes that they run this crap. Do they really think that anyone on this entire planet gives a damn about 1-800 rates, the latest in skin-care products, or what new car they are going to buy this year, all based on television ads? All telephone rates are roughly the same. Skin care hasn't changed in a thousand years, you wash it you don't have problems. Stick to auto-enthusiast magazines for your car info, you'll get better information.

    Lo and behold, after fifty years of being inundated with this crap, we developed a way to remove the ads. You know what they'll be doing next? Overlaying the advertisements directly on the picture, like CNNfn does with the stock ticker. just what I need to keep me interested... a constant stream of inane bullshit streaming across the face of the show I'm interested in watching.

    I say, let them. We'll create PVRs that zoom in and completely ignore the banners. Move the banners and windows around, we'll develop PVRs that can track the real content and we will still avoid the advertisements. Every trick they can devise can be countered with a technical solution. You can't rule these devices as illegal, because they do nothing that IS illegal. There are no contracts to watch advertisements, and nobody would watch any television if there were.

    Let these assclowns go back to a subscription model. You create a channel that has content that I actually WANT to watch, and I'll pay you for it. You can leave the useless ads out, you'll get your money, and everyone will be happy except the advertisers. Good, fuck them. I hope there is a special place in hell just for them, right next to the telemarketers and email spammers.

    I have very serious doubts about the ability of the television industry to actually create anything that even remotely resembles quality entertainment. I've reached the point where I frankly have zero interest in watching any television. If the show is that good, I'll buy the DVD releases, ad free, and they can get their money that way.

    Or better yet, I'll keep my damned money and go to the library. There's more entertainment in one single Neal Stephenson novel than there is in an entire year of television, even if you count the content from every single damned station.

    Someday the artists of this world are just going to have to start giving everything away free. After a few years, when all the big media companies go bankrupt from being unable to compete with the independent media, things will be back on track again.

    This is like fighting some kind of fucked up war.

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  235. Shopping and Jail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    In the future, there will only be shopping and jail.

  236. Don't need a PVR to be a thief by bwallace · · Score: 1

    Sayeth the bozo:

    "I guess there's a certain amount of tolerance for going to the bathroom. But if you formalize it and you create a device that skips certain second increments, you've got that only for one reason, unless you go to the bathroom for 30 seconds."

    The remote control for my t.v. allows me to set a timer in 30s increments. I can then flick to whatever channels I want, and when the timer hits zero I am sent back to the original channel. The point? My t.v. itself has become the instrument of my so-called theft - no PVR or VCR is needed. It's a feaure I rarely use, but I think I'll use it more, just for the petty feeling I'll get that I'm pissing off t.v. execs

  237. hello broadcaster's license by rakerman · · Score: 2

    Not only are we not in a contract with them, it is in fact the opposite.

    From the time of "public airwaves", broadcasters have gotten a LICENSE (unfortunately not shrinkwrapped) for the privilege of using a public resource.

    They routinely violate their license conditions, but nothing ever happens :(

  238. Theft? Ad skips? by pyite69 · · Score: 1


    If this is a problem, these damn networks need
    to come up with a way to provide advertisement-
    free programming. I would gladly pay an extra
    $100/month (total, not per-station obviously)
    to have the ads removed - or even to just have
    them all bunched at the end of a program (to
    keep time continuity with the regular
    broadcast). Obviously live events wouldn't
    apply, but I can deal with that.

  239. Turner CEO: Wear a diaper, dammit by rjamestaylor · · Score: 4, Funny
    What about going to the bathroom?
    Unbelievably, he addresses this very question:
    CW: What if you have to go to the bathroom or get up to get a Coke?

    JK: I guess there's a certain amount of tolerance for going to the bathroom. But if you formalize it and you create a device that skips certain second increments, you've got that only for one reason, unless you go to the bathroom for 30 seconds. They've done that just to make it easy for someone to skip a commercial.

    A certain amount of tolerance? What if I have a bladder infection and exceed that certain amount of tolerance? Holy Out-of-Touch-with-Reality, BatMan!

    My certain amount of tolerance of overreaching entertainment industry executives has been breached long ago.

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    1. Re:Turner CEO: Wear a diaper, dammit by Rupert · · Score: 2

      The PVR doesn't differentiate based on the content. The user decides that he does not want to watch the next 30 seconds of recorded TV. Maybe I've seen the show before and would rather not hear the bad joke that's coming up.

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  240. Skinamax by dcocos · · Score: 1

    Does this mean if I watch a movie on Skinamax and forward to "the good parts" I'm stealing?

    The big media industry needs to realize the they will have to place ads directly in the show so that they are incredibly difficult to remove.

  241. I Choose Not to watch Commercials by daniel_isaacs · · Score: 2

    I don't have a PVR. But I still choose not watch most commercials, except during the Super Bowl. In addition to choosing not to watch commercials, I will be choosing not to watch the following:

    TNT
    TBS
    CNN
    TCM
    and (ouch) The Cartoon Network.

    For a list of all the things I have added to my "list of things not to watch" today, visit http://www.turner.com/

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    1. Re:I Choose Not to watch Commercials by ncc74656 · · Score: 2
      I don't have a PVR. But I still choose not watch most commercials, except during the Super Bowl. In addition to choosing not to watch commercials, I will be choosing not to watch the following:

      TNT
      TBS
      CNN
      TCM
      and (ouch) The Cartoon Network.

      I have a TiVo, and while all those channels are carried by the local cable system, I've marked them as "not received." They won't have to worry about any "theft" from me since I'm not watching their drek. (I've blocked them ever since they got bought out by AOHell.)

      BTW, you forgot CNN Headline News. :-)

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  242. Actually, it does work by ragnar · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What you say assumes that the only function of advertising is to make a direct sale, when in fact it is more often to gain mindshare. The public quickly forgets about a product and advertising is used to keep it in the forefront of people's minds. This is why McDonald's still advertises, even though everyone knows who they are and what they do. (as an aside, McDonald's is really in the real estate business, but that isn't pertinent to my point)

    Advertising actually does work, but not in a reliable way. A common marketing mantra is "I know half of my advertising budget is wasted, I just don't know why half." Consequently, they try all sorts of thing, akin to throwing mud on the wall and seeing what sticks. Everybody knows it is a crap shoot and the advertisers and media who sells advertising aren't as naive as you make it out to be.

    The fact is that there is some return on investment for advertising or else they wouldn't do it. It may be the case that advertising doesn't work too well on you, but they have already factored in this loss.

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    1. Re:Actually, it does work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please have yourself eliminated for using the term "mindshare"

    2. Re:Actually, it does work by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • The fact is that there is some return on investment for advertising or else they wouldn't do it.

      Post hoc, ergo propter hoc? You're really saying "because they do it, it must work".

      OK, I'm over generalising. Advertising does build awareness, but there's no particular reason to suppose that translates into sales. You say yourself that in the case of McDonalds, it's the real estate that matters. You're not going to drive half a mile past a Burger King to get to a McDonalds, no matter how succulent they make their 100% ground beef patties look in their adverts (and they are 100% ground beef, because they're 100% of the cow, ground into paste).

      Do you have figures to support the idea that advertising leads to sales?

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  243. Dear Jamie Kellner; fuck you very much by gelfling · · Score: 2

    You're stealing oxygen you haven't contracted to breathe so you need to drown in your own kids' blood.

    and you have a nice day too!!

  244. I guess it was only a matter of time by beleg777 · · Score: 1

    Well people have been taking stupidity seriously in the tech industry for long enough, it was inevitable that it would spread. Either by other stupid people thinking its a good idea or by greedy bastards deciding they can make bank by acting stupid.

    People need to accept that no one has an inherrant right to have a successful business. It is their job to make whatever method of money making they use work, and only when a law is broken should they turn to the law for help. It's not theft that's making TV ads less effective, it's changing technology. Maybe your going to have to do something differently.

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  245. Look at who he is! by apago · · Score: 1

    Jamie Kellner was the former chief executive of the WB network. We should be charging him for wasting human brains cells.

    1. Re:Look at who he is! by Kishar · · Score: 1

      There is no prima facie evidence that the material in question was ever in the posession of the accused; move that the charges be dismissed, your honor.

  246. Product Placement by eples · · Score: 2



    No problem, the networks will push for product placement over the traditional 30-second spots.

    I dunno about you, but product placement B_L_O_W_S

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  247. Bring on Pay-per-view by cryptochrome · · Score: 2

    If the advertising-supported-broadcast business model is obsolete, good riddance, although I expect it to go down kicking and screaming. We're drowning in ads and crappy programming as it is, and paying for them in the process.

    Who knows? If people actually had to pay directly for TV, they'd probably expect a lot more from it, and consume a lot less. Which could mean less programming in general, but much higher quality. With other changes in distribution (built around PVR time-shifting and satellite/digital cable bandwidth) the broadcast model could become nearly obsolete, replaced by something more akin to the magazine and video market.

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    1. Re:Bring on Pay-per-view by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      oh my god.

      you need to take that to a cable company or a sat company.

      you realise what you are saying?

      we can pay for a show, and our PVR will record all the shows for us.

      I would rather pay 10 bucks a month for the cable news channels and the educational channels, then pay a buck or 2 for ech show I would watch, then have those shows that I pay for beemed to my PVR and recorded, then I can watch the show at my leasure!!!! hell, if I like it, perhaps one day, the PVR will let me burn a DVD of it (erasing the origional from the PVR)

      IMO educational TV, public TV, and cable news need to be streamed in to every tv, but for shows that you want to have recorded for you, you should get a subscription to it like a mag for a few bucks a month (2 or 3 bucks) and then you can watch it at your leasure and recoded it to a perminent media.

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    2. Re:Bring on Pay-per-view by cryptochrome · · Score: 2

      Well I know I'm not the first person to have this idea. Surely the cable companies have thought of it before - and in fact I think the DirecTV is already starting to implement some aspects of this (they've partnered with TiVo, and I think may incorporate PVR into all their recievers starting this winter). In some ways it's a lot like Video On Demand, except less bandwidth intensive.

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  248. I feel guilty by iamnotascript · · Score: 1

    ... and I erased all my Simpsons tapes.
    I was wondering though: What if I need to go to the bathroom during ads? Would that be a felony?

  249. Turner goes the Max Headroom route... by buckeyeguy · · Score: 2

    and installs 'blipverts'!!! Wouldn't surprise me if they did... but will TechTV follow suit?

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  250. Do you really believe this? by RalphSlate · · Score: 1

    I was under the impression that the money I pay to my cable company - Time Warner, which is a Turner enterprise in its own right - is passed along to the cable content providers in licensing fees.

    C'mon, let's look at this realistically for a minute.

    I pay $50/month for cable. I get over 100 channels. That's $0.50 per channel per month.

    Let's say that there are 100 million households in the US that have cable. That's a pot of $5 billion per month, or $50 million per channel per month. Don't forget, the cable companies take a large portion of this for the expense of gathering and retransmitting the signals (cable lines and satellite dishes aren't cheap), but we'll ignore that for now.

    Let's say that each channel runs 500 hours of programming per month. That's about 17 hours per day. Of course, it's not all original, but it is available for you to watch.

    Now let's do the math. $50 million / 500 = $100,000. That means that for each hour of programming, cable fees can subsidize a maximum of $100,000 (and this number is probably at least 50% less once you take out the costs of the cable companies).

    Do you think that it costs only $50,000 to create an episode of Friends? Or any other show out there with the exception of local cable access programs?

    Now I know that my numbers aren't really correct because they don't take into consideration that there are reruns on TV 80-90% of the time. If only 20% of TV is original during a month (seems high, but sporting events probably bump this up), that means that the $100,000 per hour is really more like $500,000 per hour. But still, considering how many people go into producing a TV show (actors, writers, producers, editors, etc.), $500,000 per hour of original programming isn't going to buy you much.

    Ralph

    1. Re:Do you really believe this? by fwr · · Score: 2

      If you calculations are correct then the answer is simple. The programmers need to get rid of all ads and charge much more for their programming. The only way this would work, of course, would be to go to a pay as you watch model, not even a pay per channel model. Say you want to watch Friends. It comes on a particular channel, but you're not necessarily interested in anything else on that channel. So, it would be unfair to charge you $10/month just for that channel (no ads), but it may be fair to charge you $2 for the few hours of original programming that you watch per month on that channel (figure four episodes a month, $0.50 per episode). So you have 100 million people watching Friends each week and they all are paying $0.50 per episode, so that's $50 million per episode. If they can't product one hour of programming for $50 million then there's something wrong (and it would have to be a full hour since there are no ads, not the 30 minutes or so that is actually in a one-hour program now-a-days).

      I'd say it would be fair to pay 50 cents per hour of TV that you actually watch, if there was no ads at all. Figure you watch 3 hours of TV per day, so that's a buck 50 per day, or $10.50 per week, or $42 per month (avg). That would be fair, in my opinion. It would also tend to cost people who sit in front of the TV all day much more than those that watch a news program or two a day.

  251. It doesn't matter by rnd() · · Score: 3, Interesting
    The networks are going to lose to HBO anyway... HBO is great television, and I gladly pay $4.99 a month for it in digital quality.

    Below is an excerpt from an article in The Economist about television:

    So how is it that commercial American TV can come up with such funny, clever output? The first explanation is HBO. "Sex and the City", "The Sopranos" and "Six Feet Under" are all made by this cable channel, part of AOL Time Warner. "HBO's achievements have had a dramatic impact on the entire media culture; creatively, it's put its rivals to shame," comments Peter Bart, editor of Variety, a Hollywood industry newspaper. HBO owes its achievements to a potent mix: stable management under Jeff Bewkes, who has held one or other of the two top jobs for the past 11 years; savvy, blanket promotion of its shows; and a business model that relies entirely on subscriptions rather than advertising. Curiously, a channel that did not originally chase ratings, because it did not need to, has ended up grabbing them anyway: on Sunday evenings during the summer, "Sex and the City" often beats other network shows. All this enables HBO to take creative risks, which itself draws talent to it. Alan Ball, who writes "Six Feet Under", had previously won an Oscar for the screenplay for "American Beauty", a successful movie. Writers love working there. "On most network TV, once you have a successful formula, you have to stick to it for ten years," says Michael Patrick King, creator of "Sex and the City". "With HBO, we have complete liberty to take the story wherever we want."

    The full text of the article is here

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  252. As a Turner Employee... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't tell you how embarrased I am. I just had a big discussion with my fellow coworkers about which was better: Tivo, Replay, or the PVR that you can get with satellite services.

    All the rest of the employees have to say things like "my opinion doesn't necessarily reflect that of Turner Broadcasting", but believe me, no one I know agrees with this opinion. In fact, I have a hard time accepting that even he really believes that opinion - he's just trying to protect a corporate interest for the sake of the "shareholders", who probably also don't agree with his opinion. I can't believe someone is actually taking that position.

    But let me also defend the slamming you guys are giving TNT - who gave you B5 when no one else wanted it? Who gives you Witchblade, and the Shield? Who was the first to broadcast The Matrix? I'm not saying Turner has the best channels, they all have crap on them, but it's no worse than any of the others.

    FWIW, I don't work at any "station".

  253. Ads! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, it's stealing when we don't watch ads on TV. What is it when I have 50 e-mails waiting for me every morning from xnd483@hotmail.com.

    Better yet, what if I get called by a telemarketer when during a commercial break? Who is at fault then?

  254. Rights and Obligations by Rarcke · · Score: 1

    Seems to me that this is all an argument about rights. The people's (hopefully) insert-deity-of-your-choice-here given right to exercise freedom of choice about what we will and won't watch and the broadcasters supposed right to make money. They think, "Hey, we're going to broadcast something that we think will make people watch our channel. Why don't we also put some advertising on in between the parts of the show so we can make some money too. This will give our viewers a chance to see some products and services that they might find helpful. And if they don't find it helpful, it will give them time to go pee or what have you so they can concentrate on the rest of the program and want to watch again next time." Then the people who sell the commercials come in and say "Hey! Great idea. We know most people are too lazy to do anything but sit there when we interrupt their show for a minute." So these lines of thinking go on, pressing the limits of the balance between the viewers drive to want to finish watching his show and annoyance at the commercials which by now don't show anything he's interested in buying. So next week, when our viewer decides to tape his show because he doesn't have time to watch it this week, and he goes to play it and finds "Hey, I could fast-forward though these commercials that I have no interest in." the commercial companies cry foul "No, you can't circumvent us!" Frankly, I think they should be putting pressure on the broadcastings stations to put programs that people are most likely to want to watch but have to tape because of the time slot, into time slots where people could watch them to avoid taping. But again, this is about rights. We as viewers have NO OBLIGATION to the broadcasters to watch the commercials, nor do we have any obligation to web sites to click on banner adds. They are trying to entice is into buying something, if they want us to watch adds, they should damn well make the adds more entertaining!

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  255. BREAKING NEWS: AOL-TIME WARNER SUES THE POTTY by _aa_ · · Score: 2

    It's nice that we aren't allowed to potty anymore. We'ce entered into a contract that says, "It is illegal to potty". Oddly I don't remember agreeing to that. I have a solution, however.. Government subsidized toilet TVs. Because, "Everybody Loves Raymond While They're Taking a Crap."

    I happen to think that it's illegal that EVERY SINGLE CHANNEL PUTS THEIR DAMN LOGO OVER EVERY SINGLE SHOW. I'm extremely disappointed in the Discovery/Science channel for this. Their logo often blocks important information on the episode. And those damn Nigel's Wild Wild World ads that they run during the show. I think that is breach of contract right there. Discovery is by no means the only culprit, MTV is by far the worst. I think that if you're going to put that damned logo over all of your shows, the FCC should require that you put it over the commercials too.

  256. hmmmm... ok by Capt.+Beyond · · Score: 1

    So I own a tv. I don't use it much. It sits mostly gathering dust particles. Since I'm not watching commercials, I am a thief. I guess I'd better turn myself in to the police, never know when the warant for my arrest will be issued.

    Commercial thieft.... puh!

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  257. Liars by bstadil · · Score: 1

    If skipping advertising is theft we are in good company. Advertising is mostly lies about products. If they stopped lying maybe we would start watching.

    Second theft is removal of something from someone, at best this is breach of an implicit contract.
    Wish the Turner CEO had said what he said in the UK as he and his company could have been sued for defamation.

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  258. OOPS, my tv is swiched off! by Fuzzums · · Score: 1

    Now I don't watch the ads therefore I'm a thieve.
    Well. My hourly rate for watching ads is.. Hmm.. HIGH ;)
    Be my guest. Make me watch the ads and I'll send you a BIG BIG bill!

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  259. No it doesn't. by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 2

    Most of the time in high school, we turned the sound off during the commercials so we could talk about what was just said in the "news" reports.

    - A.P.

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    1. Re:No it doesn't. by doooras · · Score: 2

      The high school i attended had some trouble with the channel one feed a few years ago, so they forced us to watch the same recoreded edition every day for a week and a half. Is Lisa Ling still on there? :-D

  260. Spam by cluening · · Score: 2

    So, does this mean that every time I delete a piece of spam-mail I am stealing too? I had always thought it was them who were stealing my time and resources, not the other way around...

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  261. Analog Defence is needed by randombozo · · Score: 1

    To protect the digital world, what we really need to do is start a campaign for the defence of analog. When Hollings introduced S.2048 he made a big deal about the "analog hole", saying that it was a danger because people could convert the analog signal between the digital box and the analog tv back to a digital signal. Now this guy's saying PVRs are evil because they let you skip commercials.

    The thing is that they use the newness of digital to paint everything as a new threat that needs immediate and scorched-earth legislative response. Then they use examples like these that aren't really new. Even without digital content being broadcast through the air, I can convert an analog signal into digital. My groovy (but analog!) VCRs with the shuttle controls make it trivial to skip over commercials. There's nothing new with digital added in. Sure, it's easier, sure, picture quality might be nicer, but it's not new, it's just progress.

    We must not let them continue to create this perception of newness that requires legislation. Every time they go out and say "this new digital stuff is bad because it lets evil pirates board our ships and steal our gold and then use that gold to fund terrorism", we need to point out that the evil pirates could steal their gold even when it was analog gold.

    When they start to spew about how digital makes it easier and makes the stolen gold shine brighter, we need to point out that it's just progress. It's always been that more expensive equipment was easier to use and had better quality. If the "digital revolution" hadn't come we'd just have something different like 12x speed read/write (analog) laserdisks. It'd be expensive and thus rare, but it's still the same thing. Digital made things cheaper and more common, that's all.

    Laws are not just for the common things. Every time they say a law is needed, we need to ask them why they didn't need a law for the analog version. They need a better answer than "we tried and failed" or "the amount was too small to worry about," but they won't have any answers.

    Digital makes everything cheaper, easier and better for everyone, not just the pirates. Manufacturing is cheaper, customers like the better picture and not rewinding a tape. But it's nothing new, just progress. If they want the advantages of digital, they'll have to accept that everyone else gets the advantages too.

  262. Contract? by dave_mcmillen · · Score: 1

    My "contract with the network"? Clearly he doesn't mean that in any technical legal sense, but I don't see how there's even the suggestion of such a contract in my interaction with the network. They place advertising in shows and HOPE that people will watch it; it's absurd to think that people are somehow REQUIRED to watch.

    If advertisers decide that everyone is skipping their ads and therefore stop paying to run them, that would certainly constitute a large change in the nature of television. But it's crazy to suggest that it's illegal for such a change to take place. But of course, this is a running theme lately: industries wanting legislation protecting the way things currently work (RIAA, anyone?)

    Things are going to change. Preventing that change will require increasingly draconian legislation, and for what? To protect the interests of bodies who have traditionally profited by the way things work now. Whatever changes come down the pike, I'm confident in predicting that somebody is going to profit from them; today's content distributors are just terrified that it won't be them. And they're probably right, given that they seem to be devoting all their efforts to preventing the changes rather than capitalizing on them.

  263. skipping through commercials by warnerve · · Score: 1

    I think it is important to point out that when you skip through commercials, you can still see the product being advertised. You just don't have to sit through a half minute long advertisement about it that some marketing department thought you would enjoy. If I am going through and see a commercial that I enjoy, I will stop and watch it. Chances are that I would do something else during a bad commercial anyhow. If the Tivo came with a commercial skip button, things might be different(I think that is a easter egg however...).

    1. Re:skipping through commercials by rylos · · Score: 1

      Let's turn this around and put the burdon on advertisers to make us WANT to watch commercials. We shouldn't have to be force fed this stuff.

      If a commercial is worth watching (ie I will get something out of it - a laugh, or whatever) then I'll probably watch it. And I'll probably tell 5 other people about how funny it was. So then they watch it and it goes from there.

  264. I'd prefer to pay for an ad-free world by edstromp · · Score: 1
    I completly agree. I am so sick of advertisements - be it on a web page, on the tv, before a movie, in a magazine, in a newspaper...

    I would love to see the ad-revenue rotated into cost increases. So what if I pay $20/year for Wired magazine instead of $10? (although I like their ad's). I feel like no matter how hard I try, I am simply another pawn in the advertising game. If they grab my attention, they win. If they get me to talk about their product to other people, they win. If I actually buy their product, they have really won.

    I want to be able to determine the value of a product from user/owner reviews, and not from advertising fluff. But this is hard to do considering how subliminal some of the advertising is.

  265. Hey, this sounds familiar by mikemulvaney · · Score: 5, Insightful
    It seems like someone else was complaining that blocking ads was stealing services(this was around 15:34):
    <hemos> Here's the reality:
    You block ads.
    You cost us money.
    Ultimately, I mean.
    -Mike
    1. Re:Hey, this sounds familiar by bstadil · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Good point but there is a slight difference.
      Slashdot is using resources in their end to support you when you access their site. That is not the case for Turner. There is no delta cost imposed on Turner by your behaviour.

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    2. Re:Hey, this sounds familiar by Sloppy · · Score: 3, Insightful
      And Slashdot had a solution to the problem. Turner has three choices:
      1. Accept it and lose money
      2. Be smart, like Slashdot, PBS, etc.
      3. Purchase legislation against technology
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  266. commercails in real time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So are we obligated to sit through all commercials when we watch a show in real time? Of course not. I personally like to visit the fridge during commercails.

  267. the US legal/business system feels horribly broken by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 3, Interesting
    its seem that in the US, if you do something 'I' don't want you to do, and I'm in a position of power (and lets say I got there first) then you're 'breaking the law' and are a criminal.

    when will the insanity end? arresting whole populations, doesn't, uhm, scale well.

    in this particular case, there was NEVER a contract. show me my signature, please. therefore no wrongdoing is ocurring. the stations put on 'free' broadcasting and they really thought thay had us nailed. we now have a workaround and their pissed. well, maybe its time to find a better business model! remember the story about the buggy whips and how, when cars became popular, the BW companies had to find a new business? same thing here. no one is willing to watch commercials (given a choice) and you can either legislate/force people to watch the stupid things or - well - update your business to modern times.

    personally, I'd be very happy to see all commercials go the way of the buggy whips. if you want to watch tv, pay for it (eg, cable, satellite). but of course, once we pay for it, let us record and watch the way WE want to.

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  268. They are gettin real anal with this whole deal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay, first of all how many people don't flip the channel when it comes to a commercial or get up and grab a snack or go to the bathroom. People don't want commercials they are annoying and althought the geico with the squrriels is pretty funny. Soon they are gonna try and make a television that you will be unable to change the channel during commercials.

  269. Dear Mr. Kellner by alazar · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't your time be better spent figuring out how to work, and be profitable in this brave new world of technology, rather than ranting in frustration over the new uses of ubiquitous tools.

    These tools are the wave of the future, and PVRs, set-top-boxes and the like are going to be subject to free market capitalism and the whims of consumers just like the tuna fish and femine products you advertise.

    Fact is, for programming that you have on your station(s), your biggest concern should be over getting any eyes at all, let alone the viewing habits of thos eyes. My understanding of the industry may be simple, but I believe more eyes leads to more ad revenue and to get more eyes you need programming that draws them. Whether those eyes are watching at air time or later should only give you further opportunites.

    Your a bright guy, I'll bet you'll figure it out. You'll have to if you expect to succede beyond Turner.

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  270. Embeded Advertising by kooshvt · · Score: 1

    Instead of trying to accuse people of stealing a program that we paid to recieve and have no requirement to even watch it in the first place, why don't they try and restructure their revenue model to keep up with the changing technology. This is not a new concept but a fact of life that every business has to deal with. You don't see any company's only manufacturing phonograph's do you? No, because they saw that it would be a smart move to keep up with technology rather than sue to force technology to a halt. I think it has become pretty obvious that people ignore advertising as it is constantly bombarded at us everyday and we have become immune to the current techniques. I think the advertising industry is responsible for their own downfall as they have completly satturated our brains with this crap for so many years we have built up an immunity to it.

    Just as a suggestion, I know this is done some already, but why not try more product placement in television shows and less commercial breaks. It should guarantee more viewers since the subtle advertisement will be part of the show. When I say subtle I don't mean have the characters stop mid show and do some song and dance to some idiodic jingle. I mean the next scene in the restruant have a Dr. Pepper on every table or something simmilar such as product or service name dropping in the script.

    Do advertisers really think their commercials really affect anyones purchase decissions other than making children pester their parents for the new toy they saw on tv? Does Pepsi really believe that I will stop drinking Coke because they have Britney Spears in their stupid commercials? Does Sprite really believe that I will "obey my thirst" and suddenly have a craving for their product because some overpaid basketball player told me to?

  271. Re: Old shows being more entertaining by ackthpt · · Score: 1
    Then the Nielsen boxes will just get moved around to households that actually watch

    This is certainly something I wonder about, as fewer of my friends actually know what's on the t00b than in the past. I expect ACNilesen doesn't just go around and find houses that watch TV and report viewing as a percentage of the entire population, which would be transparent and amaturish, no doubt the broadcasters and advertisers who actually pay for these ratings get the full package, including estimates of % of demographics viewing TV. That doesn't mean your average local TV/Radio news reporters don't get fed bad or misleading information to give ratings false appearances.

    i.e. An statistical estimation of viewers on Households with a TV on Thursday evenings from 8:00 pm to 10:00 pm could be 40 million. With an average of 2.5 persons per household that expands to 100 million people. 25% are watching All My Circuits, which with a reasonble amount of error would state 25 million people are watching the show. If some doofus gets the 25% number and works that against the last population estimate they heard of the U.S. they could assume that 75 million people are watching. (Then advertisers would like to know why they're not all buying their products!)

    It's important to keep raw numbers and percentages separated and understood for such reasons.

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  272. Speculation by TheZork · · Score: 1

    Kellner is an incredible dumbass.

    Since its inception, advertising has been a game of speculation. The advertisers make a bet that a particular medium (TV, radio, print, Web) can get their message across. They then contract with the purveyor of that medium (NBC, AOL/Time-Warner, CNET) who promises to reach the demographic and numerical maximums that justify the spend of their advertising budget.

    That's where it ends. The contract is solely between the advertiser and the carrier of that advertising. The public reaps the benefits as the advertiser hopes to reel in enough of that public mindshare to cover their bets.

  273. Come on people. by mindstrm · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Don't get so riled up. IT's PR spin, nothing else.

    Ranting about it here is preaching to the converted.

    They know it's not illegal. They just want it to be, and if big important people get up in the big media and start saying it is, believe it or not, lots of Americans start to believe it too... which curbs the behavior, which is what they want.

    1. Re:Come on people. by fishbowl · · Score: 2

      So you're saying the problem lies in the complacency of the semiliterate masses?

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  274. Re:Networks Are Given Free Airspace in Public Trus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not to mention radio deregulation which resulted in 4 companies owning most of the radio stations. And now "they" want to destroy internet radio. What we need is a new Jimmy Cliff ("The harder they come"). Personally, I take offense to anything Turner or his goons say, on principle.

  275. In this vein.. by Hyperfrog · · Score: 1

    And today, Microsoft have announced that they will uphold the new laws that state that users cannot block cookies being placed on their computer because [quote]..the users accepted the agreement when they travelled to the web page that serves the cookie. The user has no say in this matter as they have conciensously agreed before entering the site. We would like to thank our friends at Microsoft for collaberating with us on this issue...[/quote]

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  276. Hang on guys...lemmie check my contract. by RiotNrrd · · Score: 1

    Ok, got my contract that I signed when the guy put the dish on the roof. Bear with me and lemmie see if I can find the line about watching commercials. Let's see...*thumbing through contract*...bullshit, bullshit, bullshit..."viewer agrees to watch at least one 'Reality TV' show a month"...blah, blah, blah..."must make a living sacrafice to Regis Philbin or Kathy Lee Gifford annually"...blah, blah...something about "network branding" and a "firstborn male child"...

    Hmm. Nothing about watching commercials. Unless, of course, you count product placement. There WAS that stipulation about having to drink 10 cups of Starbucks a week every time Niles has one on "Frasier".

  277. that kind of Advertising is Dead, anyway by Mastedon · · Score: 0

    As a person that works in the "new media" industy (god I hate that term), I see this kind of attitude from tv execs all the time.

    They are totally afraid of the internet as a content ditriubution medium because of revenue losses in their current advertiseing based biz models, redistribution of their content, etc... and they are watching their ad-based revenue model fall apart in front of them, as audiences leave television, or oaudiences make more and more use of PVRs and otehr tech to avoid advertising.

    What we are going to see happen in TV, is that advertising as we know it is going to go away.
    Two things:
    1. Interactive TV with a micropayment/pay-per-view model. When interactive tv actually happens, we will be able to choose and pay for only the shows we want, when we want them, and commercial advertising will be gone.
    2. Sponsored content/product placement. You will see more and more of your favorite tv stars prominently drinking diet coke after diet coke while the "show" isrunning. or more of the bugs across the bottom that state "brough to you by...". so if you want to watch the content, you have to see the addvertising at the same time.

    1. Re:that kind of Advertising is Dead, anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or more of the bugs across the bottom that state "brough to you by...". so if you want to watch the content, you have to see the addvertising at the same time.

      Until someone invents a something like this for television. You might not be able to block out the ad "download" because a TV signal is one big signal, not individual files like a website and it's auxiliary banner ads, but you could certainly create something to modify the signal by putting a big black box over certain portions of the screen.

  278. Re:How about CLASSIC!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you've nailed it. Like some one said, technology changes - get used to it. More and more of the big corps are needing the govt to step in and create legislation so they can keep the same business models they've always had, while technology dictates that they are no longer valid moddels. The line between the politicians and execs is so blurry now, that ANYthing that causes the profits increase to SLOW (not even go down, just not increase as fast as they want) results in tax dollars GIVEN to companies to help them. I can't stand it!

  279. Contracts and bathroom breaks by Galen+Wolffit · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So... I somehow signed a contract when I put up that TV antenna, that I would watch the commercials? I don't recall signing anything... And what about when I skip out to take a bathroom break, or make a snack, or whatever, during the commercials? Am I a thief, then, too?

  280. Re:In 2 years, I spent $6.81 because of commercial by afidel · · Score: 1

    One such advert for a useful product... from a competing company instead.

    I think that was the origional posters point, that supported inflated pricing for "branded" products and therefore furthering the advertiser as customer model of the media companies is a bad thing

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  281. New Regulations by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 2, Funny

    From 7 to 9PM every household member must be fastened into the new TV chairs. They must be restrained so they cannot reach the mute, volume, or channel buttons on the remote. They must use the bathroom and finish eating/drinking at 6:59. They must be muzzled so they cannot drown out the commercials by speaking loudly. They must have toothpicks inserted under their eyelids so they cannot close their eyes. Be happy, and remember; Time Warner is your friend.

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  282. BrEAK Break by leuk_he · · Score: 2

    let me interrupt this topic with this excellent product:

    Webwasher that is 30 days free for evaluation. (and happens to work just fine after 30 days).

    Buy it! It's great

  283. no bathroom breaks then? by amigabill · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well, I've been stealing TV shows for the vast majority of my lifetime then, taking bathroom breaks, refilling my drink, grabbing a snack, taking dirty dishes to the kitchen, cheking my email, or whatever else I feel during breaks in the show. I suppose I'm also stealing when I fast-forward through commercials if I've taped a show I wasn't home for.

    Besides, a lot of commercials are really annoying, and sometimes outright insulting to me. And these commercials only end up making me boycott the product/service/company involved, so not seeing commercials in my case should usually be good for the marketing guys, and hte networks should be happy that I am not boycotting advertizers' stuff due to watching my favorite TV show on that channel.

  284. Actually, PVR's make the network's thieves by TimTr · · Score: 1

    I think the statement that users of PVR's are thieves is rediculous for about a million reasons listed below. The fact is, "fair use" is sooo subjective that every argument like this guy's are quickly taken down a slippery slope that results in us never getting to change the channel or leave our couches, or probably even blink.

    The thing that is funny is that the networks are upset largely because PVR's make THEM into thieves (or more accurately, liars.) Commercial time is priced based on predicted numbers of eyeballs watching it. They tell an advertiser "hey, we have a million people watching this show, you pay us X dollars." The problem is, if every one of those million people had a PVR, next thing you know, a million viewers may mean only 1000 watching the commercials (extreme I know.) But if you were that advertiser you'd say to the network "hey! that's not what I paid for!" So, the network has to square that with their advertisers - I don't see that the PVR user did anything wrong.

    The trouble is, we can all scream about how we are "entitled" and agree that we are. But the networks are also entitled to go out of business as the advertisers are entitled to realize that their ad dollars aren't going very far... Its a kinda viscious cycle. Maybe we do have too many channels as it is. Maybe my $50/month for cable should just give me local, ESPN 1,2, and CNBC and they can split my $50 among them and stop doing commercials all together... But for those of us that want 200 channels for $50/mo - you have to understand you are getting them basically for free paid for by advertisers...

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  285. I don't remember signing anything when I started.. by borgheron · · Score: 1

    watching Turner Classic Movies. Nor do I remember signing anything when I bought my television that said that I *must* watch the commercials.

    I don't watch much TV, but when I do I usually ignore the commercials.

    Strange stuff

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  286. Yeah, we're thieves... but you can bet... by Quixadhal · · Score: 1

    ...that when Turner and co decides to start offering PVR services *AT* their cable companies so you can schedule shows at your own times, THEY won't be called thieves.

    I think the only prerequisite for being the CEO of a really BIG company these days is a sufficiently jerky knee and an anus wide enough for your head, but retentive enough to hold it.

    Just like Micro$oft... I'll care what you think when you produce the *signed* contract I got to *negotiate* with you. Until then, cry me a river...

  287. they *hope* we will watch by benevolent_merchant · · Score: 1

    There is absolutely no legal material to support this nonsense.

    Basically, the networks HOPE that we will watch their commercials as we watch their shows.

    If we skip over the commercials then it is not illegal, it is merely that viewage was below their expectations.

    How many of you get up and do something during commercial breaks? Is this illegal too?

    Obviously, if everyone stops viewing commercials then their business model starts to fail. However, they should invent a new one instead of claiming that the inadequacy of the old one is due to non-existent legal infractions.

  288. DVDs with adver breaks by ajaygautam · · Score: 1

    Not to far in the future, I see DVD that pay for filled with adverts every 15 minutes, with, of course the fast forward disabled.

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    1. Re:DVDs with adver breaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't give them any ideas, OK?

  289. I want that in writing from him! by immortal · · Score: 1

    You can't say there is a contract unless you have something in writting. Hell, the idiot doesn't even have anything verbal, and that would be a task. If he is going to claim a contract with viewers, I think he is obligated to post it on their web site for everyone to read and review.

    Then I bet we could find plenty of space where they have faulted on their side of the agreement, like producing quality shows. HA!

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  290. omg I gotta pee but dont wanna goto jail! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what a load of balony!
    if you skip the commercials you are thieving.
    by golly dont go to the bathroom, get a drink of water or check on the wash!

    the TV police are watching you
    BEWARE!

  291. Banners on TV by zmokhtar · · Score: 1

    Eventually, we will win and the devices will be legal. At that point, the industry will respond by using the bottom of your tv set to display ads all the time. Maybe they will move around so that people don't cover them with electric tape. And we might even get endorsements from characters during the show.

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  292. ads by kasper37 · · Score: 0

    if this becomes too much of a problem they are just going to start putting ads at the bottom 1/5 of the screen throughout the entire program (like some do already). The point about a business model wanting legal back up once it's no longer viable was excellent. If I want to put up an electronic shield around my property so that the signal doesn't get through, that's fine and to think that I can't do that is just as rediculous as what they are saying now...

  293. Nielson Ratings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nielson ratings are not affected by video recorders the same way that actually watching the program live does. When a program is being recorded by a Nielson family, although Nielson sees that and reports it to the network, they also report that it _was_ recorded. This additional information allows them make more sophisticated decisions than simply whether or not to keep a program on the air. For example, if a popular show happens to be one that is most popular with time shifters, the network may try to move it to a different time to increase live viewership, but not actually cancel the program outright.

  294. Apology letter by tve · · Score: 1

    Dear Jamie Kellner,

    I'm sorry for stealing your ads. I hereby return them to you on the tape enclosed with this letter. Hoping you can ever forgive me, I remain,

    Sincerely yours,

    T. van Erven

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  295. How do YOU spell moron? by Newer+Guy · · Score: 1

    J a m i e --- K e l l n e r

  296. Kidding, right? by richlb · · Score: 1

    I so thought it was a joke at first. "Contract with the network?" I didn't click on anything?

    Sadly, this is the mindset of today's media. They based their revenue so heavily around advertising, that they are addicted to it.

    Now, the result will end up being "paid" network TV. But, someone has to pay to have the shows made, I guess.

  297. Does this mean I cant goto the washroom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So since there is a contract that I have to view commercials, does this mean I cant get up and goto the washroom while they are on? or even change the channel when a commercial is playing?

  298. Picture In Picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does this mean that the use of picture-in-picture (PIP) televisions also constitutes theft?

    I can think of *very* few uses of PIP beyond skipping commercials. Not only does PIP allow one to largely ignore commercials, but it also lets the viewer go and watch ANOTHER network's programming. I'm stealing content from two sources at once, because I'm not watching the ads on either station.

  299. The other side of the argument by Little+Brother · · Score: 1
    Ok, I'm somewhat playing Devil's Advocate here, but the other side of this argument has a point, although probably no legal ground to stand on.

    It is a generaly known fact that television networks show advertisements as a form of revenue.

    It is also generaly understood that allowing bringing you your programming is a service rendered to you in return for other goods and services.

    Thus a television viewer should understand an implied agreement that, as part of their payment for the services, they should subject themselves to the advertisments.

    I know there are a lot of people here with the mindset that any data transmittible should be done unrestricted and available to anyone, and I agree with that ideal, but in the world as present it isn't an acheivalbe goal.

    We live in a capitalist state (those of us in the USA at least) which means you have to make money to live.

    We can hope that we can someday get our OS for free, our television for free, our food and medicine for free, but for this world to come about, we would have to be willing to work for nothing...

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  300. How the industry should prevent this kind of theft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Before the show starts, the viewer has to get
    into a special chair that immediately shackles them in, head, wrists, waist, and ankles, and keeps them in there until it ends. When the commercial begins, little robotic arms keep they eyelids open.

    Or how about a quiz-style questionare before
    the next segment begins, that the user has to
    answer, kind of like the old AD&D copy
    protect. Something like

    "In the second Toyota commerial that was
    aired during the break , what was the third
    word in they song they used in the background"?

    That should guarantee that the auduience watches
    all of the commercials, right?

  301. ads at the theater by Tesseract · · Score: 1

    I've just recently noticed that some rather smart companies have started adapting to the new advertising environment and advertise at the theater before the movie starts. Now, this is pretty commonplace for the "Go buy some $6 popcorn and a $4 soda to wash it down" and advertising slideshow that we've all come to know and love (and show up 5 minutes late to the movie to skip), but the new plan seems to be to drop actual TV-like advertising on the very captive audience. While I see this as an excellent adaptation, I believe that I've already paid my $20 to get in to see this movie, and find it quite offensive when it takes place.
    When did it become the legislative responsibility to support your business model?

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  302. Benefits of PVRs by big_cat79 · · Score: 1

    I wonder if they ever stop to think of some of the benefits of viewers using PVRs. The main example I can think of is how my TiVo records things I might like. When it comes up with something worthwhile, I watch it. Maybe this will introduce me to a new channel, which could lead to me viewing more shows, which would drive up the ratings. The ratings for are what drives up advertising costs. They aren't looking at this from the proper perspective.

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  303. to prevent theft.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Before the show starts, the viewer has to get
    into a special chair that immediately shackles them in, head, wrists, waist, and ankles, and keeps them in there until it ends. When the commercial begins, little robotic arms keep they eyelids open.

    Or how about a quiz-style questionaire before
    the next segment begins, that the user has to
    answer, kind of like the old AD&D copy
    protect. Something like

    "In the second Toyota commerial that was
    aired during the break, what was the third
    word in the song that they played in the background"?

    This should guarantee that the auduience watches
    all of the commercials, right?

  304. Breach of Contract by White+Roses · · Score: 2
    Surely the networks violated my contract with them when they decided to run Small Wonder, Punky Brewster and Family Matters, and then had the unmitigated gall to cancel Futurama and Family Guy.

    I'll watch your commercials when you fill the space between with something less insipid.

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  305. Maybe it's some sort of Hobbesian contract by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a social contract perhaps?

    I might have some ethical obligation to watch the commercials since they pay for the programming. But in reality, what commercials pay for is a "likelyhood" that people will buy a product if it is given exposure, so I am no more obligated to watch the commercial for my programming than I am obligated to BUY THE PRODUCT because I watch the program.

  306. Moives for guys who are developmently impaired by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come on, do you really even think thier audience can work a PVR? just kidding
    "I only watch good tv, you know anything with Chuck Norris"

  307. Umm, it works for us, and we have proof by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2

    Sorry, but you're wrong. Perhaps some advertising doesn't work in your cultural group, but you can't just say that no advertising works.

    My wife runs a newspaper ad every other week to promote her new business (she's a doctor). At least half of her patients answered "newspaper ad" on their new-patient surveys, and many have directly told her that they decided to come to her because her ad seemed professional and she looked friendly in the picture.

    So, we have overt advertising, and it's working! I don't pretend to believe this means that all ads are effective, but if you believe that no advertising does its job, then you're absolutely, provably wrong.

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    1. Re:Umm, it works for us, and we have proof by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      It's funny; print media seems to be the most effective format for direct advertising. Nothing in the electronic realm has come close to the same level of effectiveness.

      People actually buy some magazines and papers for the ads! Is it just that the time spent on a computer is more focused than the time spent browsing a newspaper?

      If so... why don't TV ads work...?

  308. every time you pee, youre stealing tv by kneeo · · Score: 1
    But if you formalize it and you create a device that skips certain second increments, you've got that only for one reason, unless you go to the bathroom for 30 seconds.

    Peeing is stealing according to this guy.

  309. Remember the Truman Show by LiteralReddy · · Score: 1

    Product placement would be great. Instead of having a show that is interrupted every 8-10 minutes, it would be a continuous show. Apparently Hollywood already thought of this in The Truman Show. Remember how the whole show was for sale with products placed everywhere.

  310. Irrational Argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not particularly sure how the spectrum licensing works out for broadcasters these days (the networks did earn the right to split one analog 'channel' into 4 roughly analog-resolution digital channels via the ATSC spec, getting 3 'good-as-real' channels for free), but this totally ignores the cost of equipment, and FCC certification for same. A high-quality broadcast transmitter of any sort is not particularly cheap, and any broadcaster is required to get inspectors in every few years and pay for the privilege.

    On top of that, consider how much NBC had to pay the cast of Seinfeld for the last seasons of one of the few shows that didn't *totally* suck. Ad revenue really does help pay for that stuff.

    Cable and satellite ads are more specious, but they come down to the addition of revenue for the individual channels. FWIW, I sat through Solaris on Turner's TCM, and didn't see a single ad during the movie- recycling the back catalog = direct profit, rather than production + profit.

    Turner's comments were bozotic, but the point was pretty obvious- for years, there's been a 'social contract' in the broadcasting business model- you get the big productions (Survivor, or if you want to pick something else that sucked but Slashdotters are more likely to enjoy, Sci-Fi's Dune remake) in exchange for the guarantee that people are watching the ads. Legal or not, an ad-skipping device for the masses kills the business model, and the networks are going to be forced to be more intrusive if they want their fat profits. Popup ads, scrolling ads, pledge drives...

    The PVR makers could've avoided this direct conflit if they just allowed for user editing. Mark the ad points during your first (with-ad) viewing, and you can create a personal fair-use edit for later viewing. Unfortunately, everyone's damn lazy, and demands the "skip ads!" button rather than FF/RW/edit controls with 'substantial non-infringing use,' as it were. (Yes, I know it's not actually infringement, but you can see the point.)

  311. Am I a thief too? by Zone5 · · Score: 1

    Whenever I buy a magazine, I automatically flip past the ads to the articles. This is an automatic process which takes no special interaction on my part. Am I therefore a thief?

    Similarly, when a commercial comes on TV, I either walk the dog, go grab a snack, hit the washroom, or change the channel. This too is a completely automated process, handled by the lower functions of my brain without ever entering my consciousness. It's like blinking or breathing, you don't even notice you're doing it.

    I suppose I'm somehow violating a sacred contract between me and the folks to whom I have already given my money for the priviledge of doing whatever the hell I choose to with their product , right? I guess I'd better feel guilty now.... nope, sorry, I can't manage it. I'm just a bad, bad person.

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  312. If I skip the adds in a Magazine, am I stealing? by irchans · · Score: 1

    First, it seems to me that if there is an implied contract between TV viewers and TV broadcasters to view commercials, then there is also an implied contract between readers and magazine/newspaper publishers to view their adds because "otherwise you couldn't get the" article "on an ad-supported basis". So don't go skipping those adds :) (Of course, deep linking at news sites violates the same principle.) Second, Mr. Kellner desires to broaden the definition of stealing, just as the record producers did. This is a powerful method for generating sympathy. For example people have broadened the work "killing" when they say that American drug companies are "killing" people in third world countries by denying them AIDS drugs. If someone bottles a cure for aging and only sells 10 bottles for high prices, is he "killing" the other 100 million people on the planet that die of age related illnesses? Both the implied contract idea and the broadened definition of stealing idea are designed to limit the consumer. Let the consumer beware!

  313. So then... by vorpal22 · · Score: 1

    ...by this logic, changing channels during a commercial break would also constitute theft.

    Man, from all the crimes I seem to unknowingly commit these days, I make the Mafia look like a troupe of girl scouts.

  314. TV? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm just glad I don't have one. The networks can suck my hairy ass.

  315. I'm not a thief, DAMMIT... by A_Non_Moose · · Score: 2

    I've watched the Victoria's Secret commercials plenty of times!

    They should have made a fortune by now.

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  316. Television sucks anyway. Read more, be happy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I pay through the nose for Time Warner cable, not so I can watch assinine television shows but rather for the high-speed cable data connection (1.2Mbps downstream, 384kbps upstream). What I've found is, I really don't like what's on TV most of the time so I generally blow it off. I might flip around for an hour or so if I'm really burned out at the end of a day, but that's about it. And, I haven't been using my home internet connection much either. I mostly just use it for large downloads, and next year I'll be using it to submit coursework for my Master's (emailed tarballs and so on).

    Honestly -- I almost never watch commercials. As soon as the commercial starts (assuming I'm watching the boob tube in the first place), I generally mute the TV and pick up a magazine. When, out of the corner of my eye, I see the show come back on I unmute the TV and put my glasses back on. I reject any assumption that I have "agreed" to watch the commercials as absurd. Do you know that here in the States, they've recently started hawking prescription drugs on commercials, without telling you what the drug does? It's amazing. There was a commercial for "the little purple pill" which shows people frolicking on the beach, and so on, and has them saying how great their lives are now, but NEVER SAYS WHAT THE FUCKING PILL DOES!!! This was even satirized in a comedy sketch somewhere, I think -- but the satire didn't even have to go far from the original commercial, it was so wacked out and weird. I think that American television is pure shit. It's morally totally bankrupt, and full of commercials for things you don't need, want, or need to hear about ("Try our new Herpes cream! You can have sex more often!" UGH UGH UGH!). I swear, if I have to listen to one more fucking tampon commercial, with some idiot bimbo talking about "feeling fresh" I'm going to kill my television.

    Sorry about that. I'm calmer now.

    Ok, basically, it's like this. Television is pure shit. Any news you get on TV, you can get with more immediacy on the internet. If you want to watch movies, you can find those (legally) on the internet at one of the movie sites, like scifichannel.com or atomfilms.com, which now that we can use Crossover, is fully accessible (except for the Star Wars fan movies, which generally crash MediaPlayer's plugin).

    The only thing TV is good for (and I'll admit it's good for this) is when you've just come home after coding all day and you're feeling totally baked, and just want to turn your brain off for an hour, so you watch "The Real World" where you can laugh at the indignities liberal arts majors are willing to endure to get on TV. Say, are those retards funny, or what? And, they take themselves so seriously. I find it amazing that someone over 20 years old can actually be such a moron. But I digress. And, I read magazines during the commercials. DIRTY magazines, ha ha! Well... Linux magazines... But then, maybe a nonprogrammer wouldn't get a woody from that...

  317. Why do PVRs piss them off so much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A PVR is just a device from freeing the viewer from the limits of airtimes, same as a VCR.
    Perhaps PVRs tweak them off so much because their home video departments get nothing out of you owning a PVR? Hmm...

  318. Incorrect assumption by El+Camino+SS · · Score: 2

    Comments about whether or not this would be a good thing aside, the networks and channels like Cartoon Network, Sci-Fi, Food channel, History Channel.. none of these would survive without people actually watching the commercials that run.

    I work in TV. Wrongo.

    These are even newer models. These stations would have never survived if they didn't have a base that would have requested that those channels be put on. That is a totally different captive audience... and a totally different model. Specific cable channel viewers are much more active. Just look at Scifi channel watchers. I call my friends when I want to catch them right after Farscape... cuz I know where they are.

    Advertisers put up with VCRs, because even with those you're still getting a fair amount of the commercial. But a device where you don't even know what commercial aired? The commercial that is paying for the program?

    Actually, advertisers should like VCRs. They helped the Cable boom, which really helped advertisers.
    (More channels? More need for VCRs... more channels? Less programming you can catch on a fixed scchedule, need to get VCR... Full market saturation with VCRs and cable? LESS YOU PAY TO GET TO YOUR TARGET F*N DEMOGRAPHICS! Also, the more likely they are to change their viewing habits to your real-time advertising.)

    Commercial TV needs either advertising, or else they have to become a pay channel like HBO.

    Well, how bout a TV channel that runs at 4x speed or better and has a box to decode shows without ads in them and charges a nominal fee? Like a dedicated Tivo channel? Would that be so bad? YOU KNOW SOMEONE HAS THOUGHT OF THAT. Look. All we're saying is that we are not going to pay for them to come in my house and force me to do anything.

    THIS KIND OF LEGISLATION IS GETTING OUT OF HAND.

    1. Re:Incorrect assumption by gfreeman · · Score: 1


      I call my friends when I want to catch them right after Farscape...

      And how does that help pay Sci-Fi's bills?

      Free-to-air cable channels CONTINUE to exist because advertisers pay them money. Take away the reason for advertisers to pay channels, the advertisers will pay someone else (e.g. print media). So how will the channels stay alive then? Go subscription?

      Maybe you see that as a tax on not-seeing advertisements. It's a Free Market, and Turner is in some way right. But 100% to use the label criminals. The probelem is theirs, not ours (the consumers).

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  319. As Napoleon Said... by Steve+B · · Score: 2
    ...never interrupt the enemy while he is making a mistake.

    One of the problems we've had in defending Fair Use rights is the difficulty of framing the issues in "Joe Sixpack" terms. Use it as an example of the legislation Hollywood wants to purchase (the point can be illustrated with a demonstration of a DVD that has fast-forward lockouts, if you have one available).

    --
    /. If the government wants us to respect the law, it should set a better example.
  320. Perhaps... by wedg · · Score: 2

    ...the reason why we don't watch the commercials is because there's so goddamn many of them. In a 30 minute show, there's usually 3-4 2 minute commercial blocks. That means nearly 1/3rd of the show is commercials.

    Perhaps they should take their cue from Japan. If you've ever watched fansubs (or even some DVDs) of anime, you'll notice that there's only 1 commercial break, right in the middle. Hell, on the fansubs, I watch the commercials 'cause they're funny as hell.

    Less commercials means we aren't desensitized, and ad executives can charge more per commercial, because they're a rarer commodity. Think about it.

    --
    Jake
    Dating: while( 1 ){ call_girl(); get_rejected(); drink_40(); } return 0;
  321. This just in... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... a family was arrested a few minutes ago for getting up to make sandwiches during a commercial break. They are being charged with grand larceny for missing the latest ad for AOL 7.0.

  322. So does my custom hosts file make me a "thief"? by gr8dane · · Score: 1

    Next thing you know, they're going to say that my custom C:\WINNT\system32\drivers\etc\hosts file pointing doubleclick ad banner references to localhost is thievery . . . I think of it along the same lines as "ignore the National Inquirer while in the supermarket checkout line" . . . which incidently I now do by boycotting supermarkets which litter their checkout aisles with magazine trash.

  323. Commercials by overid3 · · Score: 1

    So in other words there saying if you dont watch the commercials you are stealing it?
    So if i watch something on T.V. and turn it off as soon as there is a commercial and turn it back on as soon as the commercials are over, im `stealing` ?

    This is above all stupid i think. People use PVR so they can watch something they missed, or something they like a lot, So now its time to get mad at people that enjoy the shows that you produce ?

    --
    - Zac Epkes
  324. White dot by pussyco · · Score: 1

    I got rid of my TV. I resented paying money to the BBC for dumbed down programs. The TV news used to really wind me up. They would strike poses like "rising house prices are good" (duh, the cost of housing is a cost folks) or "tariff barriers will protect jobs" (That really worked good in the 1930's didn't it).

    Now I've discovered message boards. If some one says something dumb, you can post a refutation. No more passive media for me.

    It is not hard to fill the hole in your life when you get rid of your TV.
    Hiding at the back of the second violins in the
    Stockbridge and Newtown Cummunity Orchestra does it for me.

  325. The REAL link.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    come on editors...

    The full interview is
    HERE

  326. There is something to be learned here by dcavanaugh · · Score: 2
    This is the same theme we hear all the time from the entertainment/media industry. Anytime their business model faces a technological challenge, it's because of
    • "Theft" (of something that cannot be stolen)
    • "Breach of contract" (without having a contract in the first place)
    • "Piracy" (which is often confused with fair use)
    I find it absolutely amazing to see how any unprofitable situation is caused by "illegal" behavior, and the only solution is more laws & government intervention to prosecute the "thieves".

    The Kellners of the world seem to have their own laws and contracts that the rest of us don't seem to be aware of. It must be really great to draft your own laws and unilaterally enforce unwritten contracts on billions of people. Could we skip all the BS and simply let the entertainment/media industry print as much money as it wants?
  327. advert plusplusungood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This guy is a nutcase! The contract is /not/ entered into by the user and the advertiser, but rather the broadcaster and advertiser. The advertiser will pay for amount of viewers regardless of who watches the ad. Ah well, at least this guy stands as living proof of what [working in] tv does to your brain.

  328. Full Interview by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take it easy on 2600!
    Here's the full interview
    from here
    [inside.com]
    -

    Content's King

    Jamie Kellner controls Turner's programming riches. What he does with them could speed up--or slow down--the transformation of television.
    by Staci D. Kramer

    Cableworld
    Monday, April 29, 2002

    A big piece of the future of television is in the hands of Jamie Kellner. Kellner, a launcher of broadcast networks, sits atop the empire built by Ted Turner, who acquired programming libraries and turned them into cable leaders. Now Kellner must steer Turner's networks through a media recession and find the best way to exploit the company's vast resources in a new era of television, filled with digital promises and opportunities.

    This time last spring Jamie Kellner was at the center of intrigue. The new chairman and CEO of Turner Broadcasting System was brought in just as the company was reeling from the wave of layoffs and cost-cutting that came along with the AOL Time Warner merger. Kellner, who launched and was running the WB, was handpicked by AOL TW co-COO Bob Pittman to run the company's ad-supported television properties. Pittman told Cable World that, in Kellner, he had someone with "terrific vision for where the network industry is headed," someone who could push Turner forward.

    Kellner helped make Fox the fourth broadcast network and created the fifth network, the WB. He was responsible for putting the risque Married With Children on Fox. Kellner also had the sense to put the Aaron Spelling family show 7th Heaven on the WB. His new Turner reports wondered how he would apply those skills and sensibilities. How many more heads would roll? And just where would the WB fit in?

    A year later many of the faces on the air at CNN and the revamped Headline News have changed, but most of the people running the show, including Turner Entertainment's Brad Siegel, are the same. Kellner brought with him Garth Ancier and Brad Turell, but Cartoon Network powerhouse Betty Cohen, who left for a mysterious in-house project, was replaced from within. The biggest change came at CNN when News Group chairman Tom Johnson suddenly resigned--totally his idea, says Kellner--and was replaced with Time Inc.'s Walter Isaacson, who brought along heavyweight journalism credentials combined with his rep for energizing Time magazine. The rebranding of CNN was already underway when the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11 and the subsequent war in Afghanistan changed the dynamic of cable news. As AOL Time Warner touted in its mixed first-quarter earnings report, CNN was up 55% in total viewers and 50% in ratings year to year, while Headline News jumped 29% in total viewers. Fox News Channel may be winning the battles for ratings and publicity, but CNN's improvements are considerable.

    On the entertainment side, Kellner was given the chance to experiment with spreading the same content across multiple channels. The WB started to feed shows like Charmed to TNT, and the results have encouraged more of the same. He also set up a second in-house studio to create content for TNT, TBS and the WB.

    While Pittman focuses on underperforming AOL, at least he doesn't have to worry about Turner. "In just over a year on the job, Jamie has worked with the teams at CNN, TNT, TBS, Cartoon Network and the WB and our other programming channels to further extend these powerhouse brands and foster even closer collaboration within our expanded Networks Group," said Pittman.

    In an interview at his CNN office in Atlanta, Kellner discussed the last 14 months and his plans for the future. The following is an edited transcript.

    CW: How is Turner doing now?
    JK: I think the entertainment networks are in great shape. The growth of Cartoon and hooking Cartoon and WB with the Warner animation studio and Cartoon studio--I think our kids business is going to be strong. I like the kids business a lot, so that's a fun one. We've put a lot of new programming on CNN, and we have Connie Chung's show still to go on and a lot of upgrades in our facilities and other little changes we're making, so I think we're going to keep working really hard on CNN, and with what's going on in this world right now, it's going to be a pretty iffy place for a while. CNN International is an important part of that. We've been trying to get into native tongue, and I think that's a place where we can do it with partners, where we bring in our global newsgathering, our expertise, marry it with their expertise, and I think that's a good strategy.

    CW: When you got here did you feel the lines for each network were clearly defined?

    JK: From a content standpoint, yeah.... The great thing about the Turner Entertainment networks is by having Ted be the visionary--who in many ways helped lead the cable industry into the cable programming business in a bunch of different categories--we're 'first in' in a bunch of different categories. Ted loved programming, so he was always willing to have the company invest so we were able to get out in front of everybody else. By adding funds, bringing TNT in as well, all of a sudden we had more shelf space, more capacity for programming than any other networks. What's going to happen in the next couple of years at TBS as we add all the sitcoms is there's not going to be anyplace anywhere over the air or cable where you can get as high a concentration of the very best sitcoms as TBS.

    CW: Is this like a modern TV Land?

    JK: This is different because TV Land took programming from the shelf and said that there's still value in it.... The fact that we continue to step up in the outside marketplace and buy packages is an example of what we have done in the past and what we plan to do: We want to have the best.

    On the original programming front we've restructured ourselves into a model we think will be far more efficient and lead to better programming. We have a lot of experience between all of us in making original programming.... The cable industry has a disadvantage because the way you get to the hit shows is by developing a lot of product, and out of that gigantic development process of 100 scripts you'll end up making 20 to 25 pilots and out of the 20 to 25 pilots you may make five to six series and out of the five to six series you may get one or two shows.... The broadcast networks--that's been their model. The cable model has been to start out with a limited number of made-for-television movies, go to 13 episodes from a script, bypassing the pilot process because they haven't had the resources available to heavily invest in program development. There has been less original programming that has succeeded, that has become a hit. Certainly South Park became a hit in many ways and propelled [Comedy Central] forward. I'm not suggesting that there hasn't been a quality effort, but I'm suggesting that the odds are against you that you'll have that big hit.

    CW: What are you seeing come out of the studios?

    JK: There's a couple of pieces I think are very interesting. We've done a pilot of The Lone Ranger, which is a WB development, but we're doing a two-hour movie. And since the two-hour movie easily fits onto TNT because of the success with the Western genre over the years, that one becomes a natural project where we could help finance the project by selling a couple of runs to TNT. It would have been much harder to do a two-hour movie without TNT there. When we see it my biggest fear about the Western is: Will it play young enough for the WB? If it doesn't and it's still a good show, it could easily play more broadly on TNT.

    CW: Can cable networks afford to be more committed?

    JK: Wait longer for something to develop? Definitely. The ability to play it multiple times is greater in cable.... In cable you can give it a couple of airings and try to get more exposure for it and the multiple airings will come up a larger audience.

    The industry has now experimented with multiplexing, and the results so far say that you can play programs on two different networks and get more new viewers to watch them.... Most industries that don't pay attention to satisfying the demands of their customers fail. You have to realize that television has changed dramatically as much as any other industry I can think of in the past ten to 15 years. American lifestyle has changed dramatically. People are on the Internet a lot, out of the home a lot, having families at a different age than they did ten to 15 years ago. The idea that you can put programs on once a week and expect them to reach their full potential of popularity and their full audience is a joke. If you're interested in satisfying the needs and desires of our customers, we have to offer them multiple times in the week, and that means probably across multiple networks, because the broadcast networks do not have the shelf space to play their program many times during the week.

    CW: When you started in your current job, Headline News was on the verge of being remade.

    JK: They hadn't really started yet. It was the allocation of resources where they could really make it over versus trying to tinker around with it. The company really hadn't really separated Headline News from CNN, hadn't tried to differentiate the mission of Headline News from CNN, so the two networks had similar demographics, and the resources that would enable them to do what's on the air today weren't available.... The good news is that [CNN/U.S. EVP and general manager] Teya Ryan was someone who was well worth making the investment in, a very imaginative thinker, a very passionate hardworking person, someone who's willing to take chances--and a quality journalist.

    CW: Have you had to have conversations with the folks at AOL TW--with Bob Pittman or anybody else--and explain why CNN doesn't have Fox News Channel's numbers?

    JK: They wouldn't want CNN to go there. There's nobody who's a better believer in the power of brands than Bob Pittman. I've done a lot of different kinds of television shows over the years--some of them very responsible and respectful [like] 7th Heaven [and] shows like Married With Children and Cops. I think you can put all different kinds of shows on the air.... That's the beauty of television...advertisers are willing to pay much higher premiums to reach certain groups of viewers than other groups of viewers. There's a reason. In the news business, people pay for credibility. They always have and they always will.... CNN is the credible source in this country, and advertisers support it because of that.

    CW: Have you had any pressure from advertisers?

    JK: Our business is so much better this year than it was last year--it's remarkable. Rates are higher. Our CPM is up above scatter last year. Business is starting to get healthy. Scatter is well above the pacing of last year.... The CPM dropped significantly the previous year. So when you look at the end of the year, scatter is not going to go up enough to mitigate the lower prices for the upfront, so you're not going to end up with a top season. But if you compare scatter this year to scatter last year, the market has definitely firmed. There's more money in the market, and the prices are going up.

    CW: The broadcasters--especially when it comes to sports programming rights--say the cable networks have it easier because of their dual revenue streams. Do you feel like you have a certain cushion there?

    JK: I don't think so at all. I think just the opposite.... I think our company believes that it has to act responsibly to the cable industry maybe more than other network providers that don't own a big piece of the cable industry. With the basketball contract, I was ready to walk away from the NBA deal. Not that I would want to; it's a valuable franchise. If we couldn't have created a deal that had enough value in it for us and the operators, I would have walked away. The enhancements in our contract--I watch a lot of basketball, but for me when we get to postseason play is when I get really interested--and the enhancements to the package on postseason play are extraordinary. I think by having a multiyear package--the All-Star Game and All-Star package is an event that we will be able to make a really important event on cable, one of the most important events of the year that's exclusively on cable. The fact that there will be no games played against us on Thursday night--we want to focus and promote Thursday night into a basketball event much like Monday Night Football is a football event.

    CW: How does the proposed AOL-NBA network fit in?

    JK: If the cable operators are interested in supporting another sports network, that with David Stern and ourselves we could over the next three to four years become a formidable competitor in the category. If that's in the interest of cable operators, they'll support the plan; if it's not in their interest, they won't support it. David is out there discussing that with them today--meaning right now.

    CW: There's a feeling among cable operators that if the guys who own the teams and own cable systems aren't going to get behind this, it's just not going to work.

    JK: This is something David's been talking about a long time. It requires the support of the major cable operators, and if they think the business is worthy of being entered into, I'm sure they'll give David every opportunity to understand the strategy, understand where it's going. And my guess is they would like to be supportive of something the league is involved in if they are in business with them already. If they don't think it makes sense for them, for their other businesses, then they'll say no.

    CW: How did you get Time Warner Cable on board?

    JK: I think there's recognition in the company of an opportunity. We have a lot of assets and we can afford to invest if we want to in that space. We know we can't do it without Comcast, Cablevision, Charter and others that have to be interested as well. David Stern has a unique relationship with a bunch of his owners. If he can't get them to sit down and say, here's what the opportunity is and it's a good opportunity, if he can't get them to agree to it then who could?

    CW: What are the dynamics like now with you and the other pieces of AOL Time Warner?

    JK: We're all running our own businesses, certainly, but where something makes sense for one part of the company it's a lot easier to go in with the good relationships that exist throughout the company at this point, because we all sit together every two weeks. I know [Time Warner Cable chairman and CEO] Glenn Britt very well through that. I didn't know [former Time Warner Cable CEO, current CEO of AOL TW's Interactive video division] Joe Collins. Joe was in here for lunch last week, but we didn't spend a lot of time together. Everybody was off running their own businesses. Now every two weeks we sit down together. We have breakfast together, we work together. We share each other's good news and bad news, usually in New York. I think in many ways that has broken the ice...between the divisions. Instead of festering, problems are put on the table, and we find resolutions. I think everybody is certainly rooting for each other. At the end of the day we're responsible for our bottom lines, which means we have to operate our businesses wisely.

    -
    VOD's Ad-Skipping Irks Kellner
    Jamie Kellner would be the first to tell you he is no VOD visionary. What he is, though, is the chairman and CEO of Turner Broadcasting, which puts him in charge of what could be one of the most potent collections of VOD content anywhere.
    The eclectic catalogue spans CNN's multiple networks, Turner South's cooking show from Commander's Palace, the TNT library of original movies including its successful Westerns, The Powerpuff Girls, WB hits and sports along with series being developed at two Turner studios. It's a VOD library few, if any, cable or broadcast entity could match.

    And yet, ask Jamie Kellner about the opportunities (or challenges) for his company and VOD won't crack the top of his list. He's still too busy making the most out of today's reality: opting for multiplay and multiplex, which he describes as the low-tech way to offer multiple viewing options, creating more network-owned content, pumping up the networks Turner already has (particularly CNN).

    If and when Turner gets into VOD in a serious way, it will be pushed there by MSO demand. Think reactive, not proactive.

    That doesn't mean Kellner is ignoring the potential of VOD. Far from it. Along with creating and owning content comes control. Outside contracts increasingly include VOD clauses--TNT, for instance, has VOD rights during the windows of some of its exclusive movies.

    It's just that he has little patience or time for something that after more than a decade of buzz has finally graduated to trial status.

    While Kellner was building two successful broadcast networks--Fox and the WB--and amassing Acme Communications, his own chain of television stations, VOD was on the industry list of next big things (think PPV, ITV, HDTV) that never quite happened. (One network executive recalls graduating from business school 13 years ago when "pay-per-view was just about to explode as a business.") Like the Eiffel Tower, which looks like it's just around the corner even when it's miles away, VOD was an optical illusion of sorts.

    Now VOD is part of the alphabet soup that makes up the jargon of cable these days. Kellner talked to Cable World contributing editor Staci D. Kramer about VOD and his concerns about PVRs.

    CW: You said earlier that you're getting to know the cable operators better.

    JK: This is my second year on the NCTA board, and I've gotten to know some of the guys by going to board meetings and listening carefully, trying to hear more about what their needs are.

    CW: What do you hear?

    JK: I would say that everybody's focused on costs.

    CW: They're looking for alternative revenue streams.

    JK: We sell that hard. One thing about our networks is they sell well. They're well branded, so it's easier for the local sales people to sell our networks. And delivering marketing plans and promotions and things that help the operators sell their inventory is important to us.... I think what's going to be on the digital tier is important to them.

    CW: Where do you fit into that? Offering alternative product for the digital tier? Making it possible to move material to digital from analog?

    JK: I don't think you want to move your product from analog to digital unless you have very narrow networks that are supportable on a digital tier. Most of ours are much broader networks than that. What is the programming model going to be in digital? What can you afford to produce and do with a high enough quality level to satisfy viewers on digital? There's probably going to be a lot of multiplexing and time shifting and things like that that provide a lot of convenience like HBO provides to its subscribers.... Taking our networks TBS and TNT, multiplexing them, taking the sports out, putting the movies in prime time--there's ways you can repackage our networks that would add a lot of convenience for people as well.

    CW: How do you do that without destabilizing the current model?

    JK: How would that destabilize it? We'd be running the exact same spots. It would all be incremental viewership. That's just one idea. I'm a big believer we have to make television more convenient or we will drive the penetration of PVRs and things like that, which I'm not sure is good for the cable industry or the broadcast industry or the networks.

    CW: Why not?

    JK: Because of the ad skips.... It's theft. Your contract with the network when you get the show is you're going to watch the spots. Otherwise you couldn't get the show on an ad-supported basis. Any time you skip a commercial or watch the button you're actually stealing the programming.

    CW: What if you have to go to the bathroom or get up to get a Coke?

    JK: I guess there's a certain amount of tolerance for going to the bathroom. But if you formalize it and you create a device that skips certain second increments, you've got that only for one reason, unless you go to the bathroom for 30 seconds. They've done that just to make it easy for someone to skip a commercial.

    CW: What if I'm using my PVR to rewind a story on CNN or pause during Moneyline With Lou Dobbs? That's good for you, isn't it, if I can keep watching the network when I might otherwise miss the shows?

    JK: Is it good for me? It's good to make it easier for consumers to watch the programs they want to watch. I'm not opposed to consumers getting a program without commercials in it. But they have to create a new model that charges them for that programming the way HBO charges them.

    CW: Operators are putting PVRs in their boxes. A lot of people are getting into this concept and operators are saying, hey, if people are willing to pay for SVOD give us something we can sell. How do VOD and SVOD fit in with Turner?

    JK: Our company is working on a number of different VOD models. The question's whether these are going to be head-end-based models or in-home models and whether ultimately there's going to be a license required for use of the copyrighted material, or whether people make a bet the Betamax case can cover this usage. My bet would be the Betamax case is not going to cover this usage. What was a highly questionable decision with the new technology will not stand up to the potential of the digital world. Whether there's going to be a challenge or whether it's going to be legislation, there's going to be some way in the digital world that we can protect copywritten material. I think that that's inevitable.

    CW: The New York Times has an electronic edition that disappears a certain time after it's downloaded. Do you see a possibility that I download that show and you give me a license to watch it three times and then it disappears?

    JK: Again, I think that whether it's legislation, whether it's new technology, whether it's challenging Betamax, whatever it is in the video marketplace, we're going to have to find a way to protect copywritten material or there will be less of it made or it will not be made available in windows where it's not protectable and that's not good for consumers, so there's got to be some way it's protected. The audio marketplace--Napster and other companies had a great game going. They figured out how to use the Internet to give music away that they didn't own and make it into a business. Everyone was planning on getting rich there at one point. The companies that are financing and own copyrights stepped in and challenged it, and it's not a very rosy picture for them right now. I think the idea of copyright is very important--and it's respected by the courts and our government--and as people realize the potential of what the Internet with digital can do in terms of distribution, I think there's a good decision to be made that will protect the copyright.... Someone's going to have to recognize that once we've entered the digital world people can send out perfect copies without any costs to large numbers of people in many different territories of the world [and] can dramatically disrupt the system that we've built that allows us to produce and distribute content and pay for it and make...a profit in the investment, and that has to be addressed.

    CW: Assuming this is dealt with satisfactorily and you feel comfortable with the way content is being distributed digitally, what are some of the models that might work for a Turner?

    JK: We have classic films. We have Western films. We have a lot of different things. We have original films every year that could go into VOD. There's a lot of stuff that could go into VOD. We also have exclusive windows for pictures that can go into VOD while we have them. I think there's a lot of product in our networks that could go into VOD.

    CW: Would it be a revenue-sharing model that would work best where every time I download something you get money and the operator gets money?

    JK: I think that these are new rights that have not yet been exploited, and viewers are going to be moved eventually to the new service. So I've paid money to exploit that picture on my service, so I'm not going to let anybody else do it unless I've recouped whatever loss I would have and make some money. The studio that has the copyright that's licensed it to me is going to say that they need something or they don't want you to do the deal, or they're going to tell you "you don't have a right to exploit this new area," and I would say they'd be right as well. The cable operator is going to say that this is a new service that they're making available and they will be entitled to make a profit. It's going to require a lot of cooperation from a lot of different people to do it. At the end of the day, though, it'll provide customer satisfaction for cable, more use of the cable service and that's good for all of us. It's somewhat inevitable. Hopefully the ad-supported network will be protected...there was one button I heard of that could eliminate the entire commercial pod. That would just remove all the network's promotion, all the sponsors that paid for the film and obviously that's not acceptable to anybody.

    CW: If cable operators are putting PVRs in their boxes would you like to see them make a decision that they're not going to put ad-skipping PVRs in?

    JK: Yes. Yes.

    CW: Is this something you've talked to any of them about?

    JK: I've spoken out about this a number of times. Again, it doesn't handle the deal that exists. The only payment for a lot [of content] is the willingness of the viewer to watch the spot, the commercial. That's part of the contract between the network and the viewer. For anybody to step in between that content and encourage the viewer to disregard the payment in time that he's making--I think everybody should fight those people...or let the viewer have a subscription model where they pay for that, in which case the monies can be taken in and distributed back to cover the loss of the ad revenue. This is the time to honestly address it; also, for people to deal with it. If you think it's something that's good for consumers, give them the choice of either watching the commercials or paying incremental money for the service and make sure that people in the business understand the economic damage they can do by licensing this product.

    CW: If VOD were delivered with all the commercials intact would that make you more comfortable with the concept?

    JK: Yeah. The skipping of commercials is part of it. The second part of it is whether anybody has the right to take product and deliver it in a different way on a subscription basis by getting between the consumer and the network that owns the product with the service.

    CW: What if you're cooperating with the delivery?

    JK: That's fine. If I've made a decision to do it, I'm licensing them the product.

    CW: Have you started to write in VOD rights in?

    JK: Right now between networks and studios nobody wants to deal with it because there's no real money there yet, and so it's not worth fighting over quite yet. At sometime down the road when it starts to grow, they'll start fighting over it.

    CW: In doing research for this interview one of the few mentions I found of Jamie Kellner and VOD was in a roundup that featured an NCTA session about the future of VOD and a story about Fox adding a third night of programming. Ten years later I'm sitting down to do an interview and we're still talking about the future of VOD.

    JK: I can only give you the network side of it. The network side of it is to protect our business, protect our rights. We believe in the value of copyrights and the licenses that we've got. The other side of it is more of the Glenn Britt [chairman and CEO of Time Warner Cable] side, which is probably where you should go for the other side of this because mine is really not trying to get into the VOD business as much as making sure it doesn't adversely affect the businesses I've got.

    CW: If operators say to you "we want it," then you're going to find a way to work with them.

    JK: I encourage innovation, and I believe that we should try to satisfy the marketplace, make it as easy and convenient for people to get what they want out of their cable subscriptions, so I'm all for that. I'm for multiplex and multiplay because in many ways it does a similar thing, and it doesn't add in the cost of VOD. It's sort of half a step in the same direction for those who don't want to take the full step, and it's something that can be done relatively quickly and easily. But I'm certainly not opposed, and I encourage the idea of exploring new models with new technology that make it better for people. At the same time, we have to make sure we don't damage the existing businesses, whether it's pay-per-view business--what does it do to that on the cable side--and that we don't damage the advertising-supported networks, cable and broadcast.

    CW: You were part of the fragmenting, in a sense, of the viewing audience by creating new broadcast networks. PVRs, VOD, even PPV, all of these things, are almost the ultimate fragmentation of an audience. If we're all watching at different times, we can't have that next-day "did you see what happened last night?" Does that change the way you have to deal with things as a programmer?

    JK: I don't think it changes the way you make programming. I think it may change the way you market programming. If you have something you really, really believe in and you have a large installed base of PVRs out there, you may be willing to invest a lot more money on the launching and the marketing just to get the PVR/VOD viewer to go home and log in to receive the show because you can probably get a lot of additional viewership. If you're against tough competition, you could put a program against Friends and if there's a large PVR base you could try to pick up people who are still going to watch Friends, but will you watch the next half-hour, the next hour? You pick up People magazine and see this ad for a new show and you see a lot of promotion on the air and if it's a good enough idea maybe you go home and log in on your PVR. You may get very aggressive at promotion because you have two shots at getting people there versus one.

    CW: Is there a problem right now because you don't know who's watching on a PVR? Does that hurt you when it comes to advertising?

    JK: No. You're not getting any Nielsen credit for it so it doesn't help you. I think they'll eventually figure how to get around that, how to measure them if there's enough of them out there. They'll make sure they have a representative sample of PVR households.

    CW: Operators are seeing an uptick in the amount of money consumers are willing to pay for extra services.

    JK: You test it and you see if the consumers embrace it. If the consumers embrace it-- as long as everybody can get fully paid for their rights--I'm certainly not going to fight something that's good for consumers as long as there's distribution of the results.

  329. Network Exec: Bathrooms Rob Us Blind! by 4of12 · · Score: 2

    Your TV Imperiled by Pirates
    Thu May 2, 9:42 AM ET

    By Joe Dweeb Slashdot World News

    WASHINGTON, April 29

    Network executives were caught scrambling Wednesday as news broke that many commercial advertisers were losing revenue as their audiences fled for the stalls.

    "It's a shocking development and terrible problem!", said one vice-president who declined to be identified.

    "Our biggest advertisers have been on the phone all night, asking if I had any idea how extensive this problem was."

    "I had to tell them that I had no idea. I believe that most Americans are patriotic and have learned to `hold it' until the end."

    "Our advertisers rely on the contract we have with our viewers to watch commercials. If the viewers violate that trust by running to the bathroom between shows, then we won't be able to foot the bill to support all of the programming that America has come to love and respect."

    "It's a tragedy! My congressional representative was brought to our headquarters at 7:00 am this morning for a three hour ten-on-one meeting to be briefed about the severity of the problem."

    "We're proposing legislation requiring a technological solution to the problem that will be transparent, convenient and easy to use."

    "All toilets are to be fitted with electroshock devices to prevent their use in unauthorized ways that are in violation of the EULA to which TV viewers are implicitly agreeing by "click^H^H^H^H^H watching through".

    "We feel that this will provide an agreeable solution that should meet everyone's needs for the preservation of high quality programming on television."

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    "Provided by the management for your protection."
  330. what a nut case. by tmcmsail · · Score: 1

    I guess going to the bathroom during commercials is out of the question....

    I have a PVR, best thing around. I can start a show, and pause at the first commercial break, and come back 10 minutes later, and compress time using the skip button. I can read, build a server, talk to a neighbor, make a phone call, etc. I record show and "turbo watch" them (about 22 minutes per 1/2 hour show).

    God bless the PVR, it has broken the chains of watching shows when they are broadcast...

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    What OS do you want to abuse today?

  331. Somewhat similar to... communist Russia by JaguarsRevenge · · Score: 1
    Reminds me about hearing that in certain large living complexes in the former Soviet Union all the apartments used to have built in non-tunable radios that you could never switch off. You could turn the volume up and down but never low enough that you couldn't hear it. I seem to recall also that if you tampered with the radio in anyway in an attempt to turn it off or reduce the volume further that they would come and arrest you!

    I wonder if Turner will pay to have someone introduce legislation here in the US requiring the police to come and arrest any person leaving to go to the bathroom during the "spots"??

    Or maybe for anyone operating/buying/selling a PVR??

    I honestly believe that this is not far from Turner's true vision for our "Brave New World".

    Sigh... Sounds like it may be time to throw out the ol' TV, eh??

    -- Hey, I just heard this really big CRASH! BOOM! outside my house!

  332. how is this any different then a vcr? by Insane+One · · Score: 1

    I don't have a tivo or etc but I do use a vcr to tape the few shows I watch. When I am watching my show I fast forward over the commercial spots. Some shows I can watch in 40 mins and others only 50 depending on the amount and length of the spots.
    The problem is that they are now pointing out as a 'added' feature that you can skip the commercial. If I remember correctly didn't they have vcr's that have a commercial skip? Mine is 2 or 3 years old so I don't know what is on the new vcr's.
    The commercials don't bother me anyway when I watch live (non taped). When I am watching tv and the commercial's come on I just browse through directv's channel guide...the picture is still shown in the upper left corner of the screen but I ignore it while seeing what else is on the other 100+ channels. ;)

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    "I have gone to look for myself, If I return before I get back keep me here"
  333. I'm glad he said this. by NanoGator · · Score: 2

    Because he sounds like an idiot! First off, PVR's time shift. They don't remove commercials in real time. There is value in the first viewing, after that it loses it's value. If I wait two weeks to watch the commercial, a good chunk of them (like sale commercials...) are worthless. At least the show still gets watched, and it'll make the user more likely to watch it the following week.

    Secondly, it proves that he's unwilling to adapt his business model to new market conditions. they act like it's a super difficult problem to look at ads, but it's not. It will be though, one day, because they're trying to place an ad everywhere we go! If I were dyslexic, I'd be going nuts in downtown Portland. The problem is eventually going to spread to the point that there'll be more ads for products than there is money to buy them. Think about that for a moment. Ads just won't work that way.

    Third, my life is busier. I'm sure it's busier for a lot of people in the last 5 years. I have a shorter attention span. I can watch a show in 22 minutes instead of 30. That's quite a time savings! I can watch 3 shows in an hour! Why not cater to my short attention span needs? What about extra channels? Cable can support what, 125 channels? I'm getting maybe 60 right now. Why not take the Scifi Channel, and then add another Scifi Channel that does nothing but their TV show marathons? If I get bored watching TV, and I know I can find something at least semi interesting on this other channel, I'll head over there sans PVR. Ooops more commercials that way! But it's okay, since it's something I want to watch.

    So yes, I'm glad he said this. It illustrates exactly why the Television Industry doesnt need their hand held by the government. With any luck, anybody who listens to him sees it the same way I do. And if they do, the Television Industry will either fall, or they'll revolutionize.

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    "Derp de derp."
  334. How does my mitsubishi VCR do it then? by CausticPuppy · · Score: 3, Informative

    It's never failed when recording any channel off of DirecTV satellite.

    I don't know if it's the same technology but here's what it does: records the show, and after it's stopped (or powered off by the sat receiver) the VCR travels back through the tape and marks the commercials. It may not be using cue tones, but whatever it is (alien mind-rays?) it's worked perfectly every time I've recorded anything. On UPN, FOX, TLC, WB, ABC, etc.

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    -CausticPuppy "Of all the people I know, you're certainly one of them." -Somebody I don't know
  335. American Commercials suck by weaveb · · Score: 1

    I might be inclined to watch commercials if they were at least entertaining. Hell, I saw some hilarious ones when I was in Italy.. I'd even watch a channel devoted to foreign tv ads. Why is it that advertising companies in this country think up some of lamest ideas imaginable?

  336. Oh man, not this guy by philhy · · Score: 1

    Give me a freaking break. How exactly does a standard VCR not fit the same mold? I agree - overt advertising is nauseating at best and doesn't work.

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  337. AOL is a Tivo Investor! by jay95 · · Score: 1

    Turner is owned by Time Warner, which is owned by AOL, right? Well, AOL is a major shareholder/partner of Tivo:

    http://www.tivo.com/tivo_inc/partners.asp?frames =n o

  338. Can I take a piss or what? by atr0x · · Score: 1

    So if skipping the ads with a PVR violates the contract, according to the CEO, can I go take a piss or what? What about getting popcorn, what if the doorbell rings? What if the house is on fire? All "violations" if I dont watch the commercials?

  339. Who contracts with whom? by Stickster · · Score: 1

    The only contract involved here is that the network is being paid by the advertiser to distribute and exhibit their ad. This pays for the shows. Advertisers do this because they expect that an ad will have a certain market penetration -- i.e. they expect some number of people less than the entire audience to watch the ad, and an even smaller number to remember the message of the ad, and an even smaller number to act on it by buying a product. The only theft that could possibly take place here is if either (a) advertisers somehow forced broadcasters or network execs at gunpoint to run their ads for free, or (b) network execs or broadcasters took advertisers' money without running their ads.

    The issue of PVR's, DVR's, VCR's, and whatever else has already been decided in the courts. Anyone who thinks people have a duty to watch ads is off his or her rocker. The revenue to the network is generated by ads, not by viewership. I think this CEO is trying to jump on the Internet "music piracy" issue, not understanding that the individual's tendency to take for granted that which is freely available will always encroach on and overtake the ability of corporations to secure maximum revenue channels for products. And what's more, it's a lot harder to take away freedoms people think they have than it is to deny them prior to their exercise.

    Off topic only slightly, that's not to say I believe it's OK to steal music. As an independent musician I haven't been harmed by net piracy, but I do sympathize with those that are. I'm just saying once the cat's out of the bag....

  340. I would rather pay for TV by flacco · · Score: 2
    No, I don't watch commercials, I use TiVo. Before TiVo I still wouldn't watch commercials - I taped everything on VHS and fast-forwarded through them.

    I would much rather pay for programming out of my own pocket than suffer through that idiotic shit from advertisers. Aside from the issue of wasted time, it really becomes a health issue at some point, because my hatred for them gets so intense when I'm assaulted by some fresh piece of shit that reaches new lows.

    Some say that broadcasting could not stand on its own if it werent't for advertising. I think I'd be OK with that.

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    pr0n - keeping monitor glass spotless since 1981.
  341. 500 CHANNELS OF CRAP by kobotronic · · Score: 1

    I grew up in 70s in the barren plains of a little backwards socialist country where we had no cable and only a dingy aerial on the roof which on a good day could fetch us all of three channels, two of which were Swedish, and all of them state controlled and paid for with TV 'license' fees, sort of a television tax you pay in those countries (even today) if you own a receiver.

    They didn't even broadcast 24/7, if you can imagine. No sir. From midnight until 9am there was just static, no transmission. Then from 9am until noon they broadcast test signals. Then from noon until around 4pm they broadcast a programming guide for the afternoon and evening, starting with children's shows before the evening news and then a handful of shows, some of which were imported from US, UK and Germany.

    Things are quite different now with about a hundred channels of programming to choose from, but the thing is - those state controlled TV stations didn't SUCK and don't suck today either. You paid your television tax (~$10/mo), which paid for programming. So there were no ads on TV. Which was really nice! We got yesteryear's seasons of Hill Street Blues, Muppet Show, M*A*S*H and other fine US TV productions, but each of them airing as complete shows where the commercial fades faded right back up again.

    Commercials came much later when cable and competition challenging the state television monopoly began to arrive, and I quickly grew to despise commercials and recognize them for the psychological assault, calculated rape on one's sensibilities that they are. Today I can't stand them and I find ways to avoid being exposed to them. I don't have a Tivo, but then I also don't even have cable anymore. PVR devices seems like a sensible idea and I hope things like that will remain legal for purchase. Except for the time delay trick and smart scheduling tricks, a PVR doesn't do anything a VCR couldn't do, and they've been legal for decades so I don't see what the fuss is about.

    The way the media corporations embrace legal and legislative action to fix their own stupid mistakes and thuggish business practices, are utterly disgusting. They whine and moan and seek to criminalize their own customers. Why don't they just give us better programming? And what exactly do you pay for with the $40/month basic cable (no premium programming) hookup fees if not content? I think the media circus is just too fucking greedy. How many households have cable in the US? 150 million? If each of those pays $40 per month for a hookup that's six billion dollars. Every month. Where do those money go? In a year that's SEVENTY TWO BILLION DOLLARS. Some of that obviously has to go to maintain the cable network and broadcast infrastructure, but that should still leave EVERY YEAR at least a several dozen BILLION dollars to the media conglomerates (of which there's only a handful remaining) for them to produce shit to toss at the tube. And that's BEFORE the revenue from those godawful commercials.

    I hate commercials. If I'm watching something and I'm "engrossed" by it - my brain and attention is tuned to the reality of that production - and without warning the reality is replaced with that of the commercial. It's like rape, a deceitful intrusion and a breach of trust. At the very least they should fade to black like they did in the old days which permitted one's sensibilities to put the shields up and reject the bucket of shit about to be flung at you... the commercials ... can't stand them. THey tell lies, they induce fear and uncertainty, they're vulgar and noisy, and they are scientifically designed to maximize their potential for damage. Damage, in the sense of your own sensibilities being "succesfully" replaced with those intended by the people who planted that commercial.

    I'm just saying, if there was any kind of common sense in this crazy nation they'd find a way to MAKE DO with the cable fees. The system is utterly retarded today. Do you know what the real currency in network programming is? It's YOU. You and your eyeballs and your credit are what's being traded and sold in those hollywood boardrooms. The programming is just BAIT to lure you to watch the commercials. The BAIT is just crap, produced and evaluated purely in terms of how well it captivates you so when the split-second break from programming to commercial happens you'll hang around like a good consumer and be exposed to the commercials, have that bucket of shit flung at you, endure that so you won't miss the return of the show after the commercial.

    Aesthetic values? Quality programming? Fuck that, welcome to reality! Toss another fucking Survivor show on. Hmmm bait not working, try making it a little bit more lurid! We already did temptation island. Funny: Russia is taking the logical consequence America would have probably followed if not for the hypocritical prudence of broadcast regulations: Reportedly there's a popular news show in Moscow where the hosts are naked chicks.

    There's so little on TV worth watching it's completely ridiculous how the new digital cable systems have so many channels. They all SUCK. Sure, some of them have a few okay shows - but nothing seems to ever be created purely for the sake of an artistic vision, a director's worthy pursuit or the quality of the production alone.

    And news coverage? Do you trust ABC? FOX? MSNBC? CNN? I don't. It is well known that ABC has been suppressing and certainly not investigatively pusuing bad stories about their corporate parent Disney. The dominating U.S. "headline news" format with "news" cut to digestible and under-analyzed minuscule, context-divorced soundbytes to fit within commercial blocks and not offend corporate parents and associates, is laughable. You want the real news, tune to NPR or BBC world news. I'd trust a news network that answered to no commercial interests and had only one responsibility - to produce and investigate the news, glitzy animated infobars, tacky gimmicks and stunt casting be damned. 60 minutes used to be like that. Commercials ruin everything.

    Do you like PBS and NPR? I do. I just hate the fact that they have to beg for bread on the table. Why am I not paying for PBS with my cable fees? I -wish- there was a thing like radio/TV tax here.

    Really! Think about it. Have capitalist indoctrination taught you that only cut throat competition between networks to lure eyeballs with lewd and mean bait can produce "worthy" programming? Imagine if there was a pool of money available, maybe a couple hundred millions of dollars gathered for programming from the TV viewers and radio listeners of the nation, and
    there was a national network "making do" with that, filling the airwaves with programming paid for with those money. If they didn't answer to commercial interests. If their only mandate was to produce the best they could and cater to as many diverse interests as possible within that budget. I think they could do a LOT. I never felt 'deprieved' growing up in that tiny country where the entire nation's socialist TV tax budget was perhaps a few million dollars altogether, the programming produced for those sums I have fond memories of even today, genuinely good things were made for little money and the multi million dollar glitzy hollywood turds aren't all that.

  342. Channel surfing to go to?... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps soon once they get digital TV to be the norm, they'll build new sets that force you to continue to watch a station you just bring up until an ad is shown (which the TV set gets through some digital signal) before you can change the channel to a different one. No more quick channel surfing then... I wonder if they would pay you money if all you caught was a commercial and didn't watch any programming if you flipped to a station that was in the middle of playing a commercial. Hmm... Probably not...

  343. What do the advertisers think about PVR's? by Stimpy2319 · · Score: 0

    The real question is: Are the advertisers complaining or is it just Turner that is upset?

    This has some similarities to the RIAA court battles. The RIAA has a problem with loosing money and most of the actual artists could care less.

  344. New bill in Congress by flacco · · Score: 2

    Did you hear about the new bill in Congress? They're going to require that every consumer television set sold in the US comes with those Clockwork-Orange-like toothpicks to hold your eyes open.

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    pr0n - keeping monitor glass spotless since 1981.
  345. heh... by BOFslime · · Score: 0

    even if i record the commercials along with the program, when i go to watch what i recorded, i'm just going to fast forward though the commercials anyways.. am i know going to be forced into believing i have a moral obligation to watch sponsorship?

    would it be the same if i turned off images in my browser just so i couldn't see the ads? am i steeling web content then?

  346. Turner CEO: "PVR Users Are Thieves" by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 2

    Slashdot Readers: "Turner CEO is an Idiot"

  347. Turner by locutus2k · · Score: 1

    Does this mean we're all theives if we change channels when commercials come on?

  348. Remember Kids... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if you go to the bathroom during the commercial breaks, you are STEALING that television show!!!

  349. You're still watching the commercials anyways by WalletBoy · · Score: 1

    No matter what, you're still watching the commercials with your PVR anyways. They're just going by really fast. :-) The user has to pick up the remote and press the fast forward button, watch the commercials go by, and then switch to normal speed when the show starts back up again. While you're watching the commercials go by, you still are aware that it's a Toyota commercial and a Tide detergent commercial, etc. Sometimes you even see a commercial that you *want* to watch like a movie trailer and stop the fast forwarding to watch that commercial and then speed through the rest. PVR's are by no means a magical box that get rid of commercials so that the user is never aware they exist.

  350. Wait a minute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been able to tape show on a VCR for years, and fast-forward through the commercials, and nobody complained. Now all the sudden we have the digital equivalent of fast-forwarding the videotape, and now I'm STEALING?!? Sorry, this one fails the "laugh test" (No reasonably intelligent person could make the accusation and still keep a straight face.)

  351. um? I don't pay for TNT? by RestiffBard · · Score: 2

    last I knew I paid Cox to let me watch TNT, and TBS and CNN, and TCM, and um... jeeze... shut up moron. is turner suddenly hurting for cash? last I heard Ted was able to give away billions to the UN. they suddenly can't afford for me to fast forward through a commercial as opposed to what I usually do, get up and get a drink or somesuch thing. do people in the tv industry really think that I watch their commercials? in that case lets outlaw PIP and the "last" button on remotes. morons morons everywhere.

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  352. "Contract" my ass! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When the commercials come on, I run off and get something to eat! :D

  353. Symptoms of Executive Confusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear Mr. TV Exec:

    Please stop smoking crack before your interviews and in your planning sessions. I realize that this gives you a pleasant blending of your desires and reality, but I would like to remind you that you are selling two products: audiences to advertisers and tv programs to the rest of us.

    I'm not buying ads from you. I buy TV. In fact, I don't buy TV from you, I buy the feed from the cable provider (or scoop it free from the airwaves). If you don't think you can make enough money from that, I don't care. If you think I'm stealing from you, I still don't care.

    After the drugs wear off, please get some counselling. You really need a reality check.

    Thank you,
    a TV watcher

  354. Everyone must be a thief, in that case. by Maul · · Score: 2
    If we are stealing from networks by not watching advertisements, along the same lines we must also be stealing from the advertisers themselves by not buying the advertised products. I mean, it costs advertisers money to run ads, so they are losing money whenever we don't run to the store and buy whatever is advertised. They don't see any return on their investment this way. Since I doubt anyone does this, everyone must be an evil terrorist/communist/pirate/thief out to destroy American business.


    However, along the same lines, whenever I play the lottery, and I lose, the state is stealing money from me. After all, it costs me money to buy a ticket. When I don't see a return on that investment, I've lost money. The same goes when I lose in Vegas, or a stock I own goes down the toilet.


    Rather than this point of view, how about accepting that advertising is a gamble? There is never a guarantee people are going to watch your ads. There is never a guarantee people are going to buy your products. It is all a gamble on the part of advertisers. Just like when you gamble or play the stock market, there are risks. You could actually lose money!


    If networks want to start making more money, maybe perhaps they should rework their business models. Maybe it would help if they did not produce CRAP.
    There is so much crap on TV that I don't even have any sort of TV subscription (cable or otherwise).
    I pay for the movies and shows (through purchase or rental) I actually WANT to watch when they come out on DVD. It actually works out to be cheaper than cable for me.


    Another thing they could do is also cut the pay of all the gibbering idiots that they pass off as "talent." I'm sure the cast of "Friends" would "manage" if they cut their pay down to $1,000,000 a season.

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    "You spoony bard!" -Tellah

  355. Good New Music From Indy Labels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I haven't bought music from a major label in a couple years but there are some great indy labels putting out fine music. Some I would recommend would be Eighteenth Street Lounge, Wave Music, and Pork.

    They're all mostly acid jazz/downtempo type stuff if I had to put a label on it, but its a genre I never new existed until recently and it ROCKS! I just can't get enough of it.

    Check out the "downtempo" yahoo group for more suggestions. Give this music a try even if you don't think you'll like it...you might be surprised.

  356. So when I'm not watching, I'm _really_ out of line by bgfay · · Score: 1

    If skipping the commercials is bad, then skipping the whole show must be even worse. I figure that the networks are broadcasting, the cable is still sending stuff out, and I'm choosing not to watch it. Breach of contract in the extreme.

    So, in good faith, I now leave all televisions in the house on at all times, carefully watch the commercials and buy all of the products advertised.

    What a load of crap.

    I've started keeping track of what I watch, forcing myself to write it down. It's so embarrassing to write down half of the shows on television, that's I've just stopped watching. I have three hours of television left on the list for each week and I tape those three. Turns out, three hours of television, on tape, is only two hours of viewing time.

    I feel awful though about missing the commercials.

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    Yeah, I'm as old as my UID would suggest.
  357. Don't close your eyes. by shokk · · Score: 2

    So we are no longer allowed to close our eyes during the commercials? Am I allowed to blink? No, don't look away at the cat! The baby's diaper will have to wait! Maybe take a bathroom break? Maybe leave the room for the duration of all commercials and come back when I hear the program on? We are slaves to the tube!

    If I'm not interested in the garbage they are peddling, I am under no obligation to look at their pap. I pay them money for the friggin cable access and they are obligated to provide me with a signal. The content is up to them and I will alter the stream to my taste. Maybe I'll sit there and twist the hell out of the cable until every show looks like it's snowing and Christmasy and there will be Christmas specials year round! Will they like that?

    Plenty of other things to do in life besides watch TV if that is the tact they are going to take. And the crap they have on the tube these days doesn't hold a candle to good old fashioned low-tech sex, baby!

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    "Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart, he dreams himself your master."
  358. Just wait. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You will be born with implants that can control your thoughts. You will watch what they program you to watch. You are worthless. You're the walking, talking shitpile of the world.

    I can't do it. DO IT. I can't do it. DO IT. YOU'VE GOT TO DO IT AGAIN.

  359. WTF? by defeated · · Score: 1

    I pay hefty ass school taxes, so what are public schools doing accepting money from advertisers? This is revolting.

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    Christina! Bring me an axe!
  360. The networks made commercial skipping possible... by emarkp · · Score: 1

    by making all commercials fit into 30-second chunks. If commercials weren't a univeral size, it wouldn't be easy to skip them. Of course the networks standardized that to make it easier for them. I hit the mute button to make things easier for me--but would much rather hit the "skip this commercial" button.

  361. "Your contract with the network"?!?! by mesach · · Score: 1

    did I throw away the mail I got from each network that had my contract in it???

    I dont remember SIGNING any contracts, if I didnt sign it I have NO obligation to do what you want me to with it!!!

    Hey Ted, I got a BIG F. O. with your name on it

    I cant believe that i'm on this soapbox, I dont even watch tv, its all crap, but here I am going to get a PVR just to spite him.

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    moo.
  362. Crap, I keep forgetting! by lobos · · Score: 1

    I keep forgetting to look at every ad in my magazines. Sometimes I just get forgetful and flip to the 20th page where the articles start. Since I made a contract with road & track to read all those ads, I better not skip them. Who wants to go to jail for such a minor thing, especially when I'm so obviously in the wrong? Do any of you contract abiding citizens have tips to help me out? Please don't look down on me for this fault of mine, I am trying to overcome this evil habit!

  363. Since when have we made a contract? by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

    Since when have we made an actual, physical contract with the government under which we are ruled? The "Government Contract" was the principle idea of the Declaration of Independence, yet no actual /document/ existed. [they just wrote it]
    When you watch a show, it's implied that you'll be watching the commercials. That's what the broadcasters are broadcasting for. If you dont watch the commercials, technically, you _ARE_ stealing. There's no law against it, and there can't be a law against it, but it remains that you're watching their show without paying for it.

    [this applies more to broadcast than to cable, obviously]

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    1. Re:Since when have we made a contract? by ronfar · · Score: 1
      Since when have we made an actual, physical contract with the government under which we are ruled?

      It is called the Constitution. Please see the following article:

      The Social Contract and Constitutional Republics

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      All the creatures will die, And all the things will be broken. That's the law of samurai. (Jubai, 1605)
  364. Television is an advertising delivery system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is all TV has become - an advertising delivery system with some other crap in between commercials. It is the corporatization of America and soon the world that is to blame. Spyware, intrusive data collection - Big Brother is not Big Government, it is Big Business.

  365. If they're mad at us not watching the Commercials. by Alkaiser · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They must be incredibly pissed at Cox Cable, who preempt their commercials to run their OWN commercials, which basically amounts to stealing and reselling their commercials. Don't hear them bitching about that, though. Pssh...the last thing I need is to hear another multi-billion dollar company whining. Go back to cooking your books, you bastards.

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  366. No commericals=Thief??!?!? by jsimon12 · · Score: 2

    Ok, so if I get up and go to bathroom during the commercials or change channels does that also make me a thief? I guess only good comsumers are those that dutifuly sit through the commercials.

    Funny that Max Headroom is coming back, in that reality it was illegal to turn your TV off, sounds like what the networks want.

    So from now on you are only allowed to watch ONE channel when you sit down for TV time, and can only change channels after you have viewed the program and its sponsership in their entirety. Doing otherwise will result in stiff fines and possiblly being sent to "retraining camp".

  367. Realistically? by brokeninside · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Your numbers are way, way off.

    First, consider that for non-premium and non-public channels between one sixth to one third of all broadcast time is advertisement. That cuts the length of original content to between sixteen to twenty hours each day right there.

    Second, consider that in the US most prime-time drama and comedy show will film between nine and twenty new episodes per season. (I don't know how frequently news magazine shows produce new episodes.) Even generously assuming one special event that co-opts a show's time slot happens once a month, this means that for prime time comedy and drama shows, only one quarter to one half of broadcast time is original content. Three hours of prime already gets reduced from 180 minutes to 120 to 150 minutes from commercials. Then we need to reduce that by one quarter to one half yielding a range of 60 (at worst) to 115 (at best) minutes of original content programming each night.

    Third consider that Friends and ER are the exceptions. The vast majority of television shows do not cost nearly as much as high profile prime time hits.

    Fourth, one isn't counting syndication of programs from series that are owned by a network.

    Fifth, networks pay studios so much for high profile prime time hits because the studios can get away with charging the networks so much. Whether or not Friends would still be made at the same quality (*cough*) and sold for such a high price in market driven by subscriptions is an unknown.

    Sixth, your division of money is skewed because many of those 100 channels are repeats of the same network. A network only has to pay for a program once, when it purchases it. Your figures would only make sense if 100 channels were actually making 100 different prime time hit programs. As it is, of those 100 channels 10 are ABC, 10 are NBC, 10 are CBS, 10 are WB, 10 are FOX, 10 are independant and 10 are PBS or community access.

    Seventh, the thirty odd channels left are by sucscription only. It should be rather obvious that these channels already find subscriptions are more than adequate for producing or purchasing enough original content to stay in business.

    Your entire argument is built on verbal flatulence. You may in fact be right, but your numbers are so skewed as to be meaningless to figuring out whether or not subscriptions service only is viable as the main model of television viewing.

  368. Real Time Ad Placement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read somewhere where networks are developing real-time ad placement, directly in programming. The example I saw was that of placing a Coke slogan on clothing or superimposing logos on mugs, etc. Think about it, sporting events already have real-time image/ad placement (MLB, Nascar, NFL). the next level is making these ads move, and from what I understand is coming pretty soon. So this revenue model needs to be addressed now, as we would basically be a captive audience to corporate media.

    So if Turner decides to pioneer this new tech, what would all of you say then? Not watch? What pisses you off, the interruption of the commercial, or the messages behind the commercials?

  369. Then change your model to pay-per-view..... by zerofoo · · Score: 2

    These cry-babies are terrible. What ever happened to the american spirit of entrepreneurship? When your market changes, you alter your model to stay viable! If no one is watching the commercials, maybe the network should switch to a completely pay-per-view model.

    The reason they won't is simple...TNT knows no one in their right mind would pay for that crap, so their only choice is to extort money from advertisers. Eventually the advertisers will figure out that no one is watching their commercials and pull money from the networks...oh well I say good ridance!

    I'd pay for high-quality HDTV content. Not this watered down crap the industry wants to implement. Just think, instead of giving high-quality HDTV signals to the public they want to divide up the bandwith to provide 3-4 low-quality channels in what should only be 1 high-quality channel...why? Because they can sell 3-4 times more ad space.

    If congress won't force the broadcasters to do the right thing, maybe economics will.

    -ted

  370. We are criminals by arbarbonif · · Score: 1

    You forget that the "powers that be" are trying their hardest to make sure that we actually are becoming criminals by outlawing what we are doing (legally) now.

  371. AOL/TiVO/Time Warner/Turner relationship.. by gatekeep · · Score: 1

    Doesn't anyone else see this as odd? Let's see if I can summarize.

    AOL/Time Warner owns a stake in Tivo, and also in Turner Broadcasting.

    AOL/Time Warner is therefore promoting Tivo use, by owning a portion of the company, and integrating Tivo with their AOL services.

    Turner Broadcasting, a subsidiary of AOL/Time Warner, is meanwhile making statements calling PVR (including Tivo) users theives.

    Turner (and therefore AOL Time Warner) is thereby calling their own customers theives!

    The whole thing seems really strange to me. I'm sure it's just an issue of the whole AOL Time Warner corporation being so big that the units function somewhat independently, but this is ridiculous! They're essientially saying that users of a product produced by another branch of their super-uber-megalocorporation are criminals!

    Get your message straight AOL Time Warner/Turn/Tivo! At least present a consistent message.

  372. MY POINT by repoleved · · Score: 1

    My point is: In response to the earlier poster, the very power of the broadcasters is their ability to control viewers. That is why politicians probably like having the broadcasters around. Since the politicians need broadcasters to sedate the population, broadcasters can probably convince legislators that not watching advertisements is stealing and technologies which enable citizens to skip commercials (harming broadcasters indirectly) should be suppressed.

    (And don't forget that Bush & team probably owe the broadcasters big-time for their solid support during 911, and want to receive the same support in the future.)

  373. Not watching commercials is piracy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, great...I suppose the next thing we're gonna see is Fritz Hollings introducing a bill to outlaw refrigerators.

  374. so.... by Twister002 · · Score: 1

    You don't like cable because it doesn't show naked breasts during commercials?

    and you have access to the internet?

    Why do you need TV to show you naked breasts when you have the internet? Heck, it's one of the few things that the internet is good for!!!

    --
    "For a successful technology, honesty must take precedence over public relations for nature cannot be fooled." -Feynman
  375. Re:Of course there's a contradiction in the articl by repoleved · · Score: 1

    CW: Have you had any pressure from advertisers?
    JK: Our business is so much better this year than it was last year--it's remarkable. Rates are higher.

    They _always_ have to say that. Whether or not it's true. ;-)


  376. Coming Soon... by JasonMaggini · · Score: 1

    BlipVerts!

    Okay, they had a rough start, but hey, a few people exploding is a small price to pay.

  377. AOL/TW -- TiVO Deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, I wonder how this moron's sentiment "dovetails" with the newly penned AOL/TW -- TiVO deal mentioned in this Slashdot article?

    Where's a good muzzle when you need one?

  378. Government "Welfare" for cable users by katarn · · Score: 1

    When considering the validity of Turner's claims, it mus be remembered that he has no scruples to begin with. This is the same person who lobbied to have the govenment subsidize cable for people who couldn't afford it, so that everyone would have access to this wonderful medium. Of course this would also vastly expanding his customer base, and would cost Americans billions of dollars for the sake of increasing his profits. If his proposal had gone though, *I* would say that he was stealing from *ME*. But that seems to be okay in his book.

  379. Make commercials that are *worth* watching by vanyel · · Score: 2

    Some people just have no clue. For several years before Replay, I couldn't stand watching tv without a remote with a mute on it. On the other hand, I *wish* I'd had a PVR when the Taster's Choice commercial serial was running --- I missed several of them because I didn't always watch tv when they were on. I'd have programmed in shows and skipped over *the shows* to watch those commercials. As I do for the Super Bowl now, well probably not any more, they put them online and there's no point. Many Volkswagen ads have been worth watching for the humor. But the vast majority are SO inane, it's beyond belief that anyone could think that they will make me want to buy their product. They're definitely better off if I *don't* see those commercials.

  380. Not just PVRs by vanyel · · Score: 2

    My VCR which predates PVRs by several years has a 30-second skip.

  381. What about just not watching? by JakiChan · · Score: 1

    I finally have 802.11 at my apartment. I never needed it before, as I only had 1 room, but now I have a couch and a TV and a laptop...so is it wrong for me to sit in front of the TV with my TiBook and do stuff during the commercials? Does that make 802.11 illegal?

    --
    "Where quality is like a dead stinking rat - you just can't miss it."
  382. Everything will be Pay Per View? by Bat_Masterson · · Score: 1

    So basically we're going to go to an all pay per view model with no copying , right? Think about it:

    • The viewers don't want all these commercials.
    • The broadcasters want to make money.
    • The producers want to make money.
    • The artists (and their reps) don't like people preventing them from making money on their product (which unlimited free copies would do).

    I don't see anyway around it. They'll basically go to an all pay per view model and pass all costs (including the profits they want) onto the final customer.

  383. Is the Mute button theft too? by huntdwumpus · · Score: 1

    Is fast forward theft? Is closing my eyes theft? Is turning off the TV theft? Is walking out of the room during commercials theft? Is posting a comment without actually reading the article or any of the other comments theft? Oh Lord, when will the madness end?

  384. Re:If they're mad at us not watching the Commercia by patchmaster · · Score: 1

    It's part of the deal the cable company cuts with the broadcaster. As part of the contract they're allowed to replace some of the broadcaster's commercials with ads sold by the cable company. There is no stealing involved.

  385. How about reading a book? by huntdwumpus · · Score: 1

    Reading a book must be double-double-theft. First, you're not watching commercials. Second, you are stealing the IP of the books content by illegally recording it into the memory of your brain! Wait, that means both memory and brains should be outlawed too!

    Don't try to stop me! I'm gonna jump! AHHHHHHHHHH!

  386. Change The Ads by SamBaughman · · Score: 1

    This just seems so obvious to me (which is probably why the Media Oligarchy has never thought of it):

    Make non-30-second commericals.

    Make complete commerical breaks that are not 30-second multiples.

    Now all of those 30-second skip buttons are useless, because they'll skip into the show and have to rewind and then fast forward again etcetera. That's why I never bothered to fast forward commericals on a VCR--it was too much hassle. Oh, 30-second skip on my TiVo? Cool... zap zap zap done.

    Heck, one 40-second commerical to end the break, and now everyone has to rewind.

    Pointless additional recollection: For some reason I recall an old Sports Illustrated story from the early 90's (say, 1992) about the "TV of the Future," with 10 second commericals, because you can get a really catchy pitch done in 10 seconds.

  387. change the channel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    can we still change the channel during commercials (to a channel not playing commercials)?

  388. Force fed ads by iamroot · · Score: 1

    Whats the problem with skipping ads? If you don't want to see them, then you're probably not going to buy any products from them. Most people just ignore the ads. The same applies to online banner ads. Most people that block them, would just ignore them anyway. If an ad is too intrusive, people will actually begin to hate the company instead of like it. For the most part, I don't really think that ads are effective at all towards people that don't want to see them to begin with. Ads really don't do much, for example, if I wan't to find computer hardware, I could care less if its advertised, I'd just use pricewatch.
    I'm not saying that ads have no effect, just that the effect can be negative when people are forced to see them.

  389. Re:If they're mad at us not watching the Commercia by amuro98 · · Score: 2

    I think *all* cable companies do this...

    I have TCI, and I can't tell you the number of times I've seen TCI/AT&T cut an off in mid-stream to play one of their own for their telephone/long distance/dial-up ISP/broadband/cable TV services...

    TCI is its own best customer.

  390. Then give me a commercial I want to watch by ringrose · · Score: 1

    You want me to watch a commercial? Then give me a commercial I want to watch. I promise, do that and I won't push the skip button on my Replay.

    There have been a few commercials which have been entertaining enough that, after skipping over most of them, I went "Huh?" backed up and watched it.

    Give me commercials worth watching and you won't have to resort to legalisms to get your revenue.

    --
    There's always one more bu6
  391. Aren't we all theives then? by L053R · · Score: 1

    If fast-forwarding through commercials makes me a theif. Then does changing the channel during a commercial on a non-Tivo TV make that person a theif?

    Shouldn't I also read every poster in the Airport? Aren't they too supporting the airport?

    The logic implied by these media companies is astounding.

    --
    L053R
  392. who's a thief? by phloda · · Score: 1
    So who is using public transmission space to transport TV?

    Who is using public right of ways to lay cable?

    Are people who channel surf during commercials thieves too?

    Arrest us all now, please.

  393. Irony by grip · · Score: 1

    The ultimate irony of this story is another posted on this very day about a TiVO and AOL partnership agreement -- Turner Broadcasting is part of the TW/AOL Family of properties.

    Grip

    --
    Failure is not an option. It comes automatically enabled in every Microsoft product.
  394. Irony by Analog+Penguin · · Score: 1

    Does anyone find it ironic that, in an interview dealing with what most people would see as overly intrusive advertising, the interviewer specifically asked about the viewer getting up to get a Coke?

  395. Re:Pay and Get Paid to watch TV by tloveman · · Score: 1

    The pay-per-view concept for broadcast TV is actually a pretty good one but it should be on a optional basis and done as a micropayment or season pass basis.

    Take for example, Friends, and lets say 20 million people watch it on a given week. And let's say that the going rate for a commercial free version is 50 cents, or for a 20 episode season, $10 (possibly discounted for a prepaid full season to say $8).

    20 million people have the option to pay for the commercial free (CF) viewing rights. Say half of them do, so the network makes about $5 million on the episode cash. Through the cable box or PVR, those viewers get the CF version to watch, record, rewatch, watch later, pause - all the functions they want.

    Those that don't pay, get the normal commercialized version. They still have their fair use of a VCR or getting up an leaving to use the bathroom, get a snack or channel surfing, but the commercials are still there. For this audience, calculated in the normal fashion (ratings) or with cable boxes an even more accurate number, the network gets paid by the advertisers.

    Now take it one step further!

    What about a get paid to watch commercials or using PVR two-way feedback get commercials you might actually be interested in watching - like I really like movie trailers and music, and I happen to be nearing the end of my lease so I want some car ads/offers. What if you could balance your CF shows by watching a few commercial shows, and mayb even providing feedback or requesting more information.

    I think there's room for a new system that can make everyone happy. Everyone just has to try and figure it out. I don't want to loose programming because I don't watch commercials (REPLAY TV ROCKS) and for the shows I love, I'd pay the $.

  396. What is a "Contract"? by grip · · Score: 1

    IANAL, but in Canada there are five prerequisites of an enforceable contract (only three if you live in a trailerpark).

    1. Valid Offer and Acceptance.
    Question - where in my cable TV agreement does it say I will watch all the ads in exchange for programming?
    2. Legally Competent Parties.
    - No problem here, although it sounds like the Turner CEO may have a bit o' brain damage.
    3. Consideration (or contract under seal).
    - I pay my bill, so there is consideration. However, if I steal cable, then I am just stealing cable, not violating a contract to watch ads -- so using a PVR in this situation is OK.
    4. Genuine Intention to Create Legal Relations.
    - Now unless Turner Broadcasting sends me a letter, or shows me where in my cable rental agreement it says I have to watch the ads -- there is no "meeting of the minds".
    5. Lawful Object of the Contract.
    - Unless something has changed drastically, it is still legal to recieve a cable signal in my house if I pay for it, so there is lawful object.

    So, again, IANAL, but based on my analysis at least 2 of these 5 have not been met -- thus, no contract!

    Cheers,
    Grip

    --
    Failure is not an option. It comes automatically enabled in every Microsoft product.
  397. Pissing in the well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love my PVR just like anyone else that uses one. However, I am under no illusion that when I use my PVR to fast forward over
    commercials that this is a sustainable system. If everyone had a PVR (and everyone will have them within a few years) then the networks
    would not longer be able to sell ads. (Would you buy an ad on network TV knowing that it won't be seen?) No ads=no programs. Even
    most cable content is heavily subsidized by ad revenue. (How many commercials were there the last time you watched a program on
    discovery?)

    The simple fact is that eventually, network programming is going away, or they will figure out a way to charge you for it ala HBO. Your
    going to pay one way or another for the value you receive, face it!

  398. Logic 101 by Xtifr · · Score: 1

    American programming is of higher quality because it is ad-supported.

    First of all, you're begging the question. Is American programming of higher quality? From my observations, I'd say the answer is no, but I admit that this is highly subjective. Then, to make matters worse, you assume a causal chain for what may be merely coincidence. (A "non causa pro causa" argument.) Perhaps American programming is better simply because America is a wealthy country.

    Let me propose a counter-argument to your counter-argument. "American programming is of lower quality because it's ad-supported." I can't prove that any more than you can prove your assertion. But it's every bit as plausible. It begs a different question, and, like your statement, offers no evidence to back up what may be a coincidence. Nevertheless, it seems to me to be far more in line with the facts. :)

    In any case, a refresher course in logic and logical fallacies would seem to be in order here. I highly recommend this list of logical fallacies. IMO, it should be required reading for all slashdot posters.

    p.s. I note that the American Film industry, which is not ad-supported, generally produces much higher-quality fare than the American TV industry (again, IMO). I'm not sure this actually proves anything, but it certainly throws more doubt on extra88's original premise.

    1. Re:Logic 101 by extra88 · · Score: 2

      I was not expressing my personal beliefs, I was simply trying to express the position on which I believe the U.S. TV business model is based. I shouldn't have expressed that position so succinctly because it appears to have stopped readers in their tracks, leading them to hitting the Reply link rather than reading the whole post (others are more guilty of this than Xtifr).

      As for logic, while I think it's instructive for every person to be familiar with it, I don't think it needs to be adhered to at all times, certainly not here. If this were a debate (which it's not), the goal would be to pursuade others and forming a strong logical chain from premises to conclusion is not the only way to pursuade. In fact in practice it's a pretty bad way to try to pursuade. Really most of us are merely expressing thoughts and opinions to stimulate the thinking of others or just to share. It's nice to be logically coherent but it's not necessary.

      I wish someone would give those fallacies new names, latin is so pompous and it obstructs people's learning and understanding of the concepts.

  399. just tell them what they want to hear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't understand why all the PVR owners continue to brag about not watching commercials. Of course, I skip commercials with my TiVo. But why rock the boat.

    PVR owners - please lie and just tell them what they want to hear. Tell them sometimes you rewind and play commercials over again just to enjoy the bright colors and write down all the relevant product information.

  400. So am I "stealing"... by jbarr · · Score: 1

    ...from the NFL if I watch the commercials but skip through the football game during the SuperBowl?

    --
    My mom always said, "Jim, you're 1 in a million." Given the current population, there are 7000 of me. God help us all!
  401. There is no 'Fair Use Right'. by ProtonMotiveForce · · Score: 0
    You don't have any 'right' to do anything with the information, and there's no such thing as fair use 'right'.



    There is the concept of fair use, or maybe fair use 'doctrine' where the courts won't throw you in jail, but you can't crybaby about your 'rights' if they encrypt the data or otherwise prevent you from copying it.



    Conversely, they shouldn't crybaby if you _do_ copy it or figure out how to copy it. It should be a technical meritocracy bounded by fair use _doctrine_. If you break encryption and make backups, they can't punish you. If you break it and sell it, they can. Should be simple.

  402. tbs by kpeerless · · Score: 1

    We have a TV society here in Queen Charlotte City, BC, Canada. Every year we vote on which channels we want to buy. Next meeting I will be agitating to ensure that we do NOT buy TBS. Kiss my ass TBS.

  403. Breathing.... by ilyag · · Score: 1

    ... is stealing of air from public domain.

    You should be obliged to doing community service for this.

    ;)

  404. What if I only want to watch the ads? by YourGarbageMan · · Score: 1

    What if I use my Tivo to skip the 'content' and just watch the ads does that mean the cable company owes me a credit?

  405. Channel surfers are criminals! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So... does this mean that when I flip channels because a commercial comes on, I'm stealing?

  406. I read the interview but could not get past this. by bentshaft · · Score: 1

    These media execs want to portray hackers and technology as part of a conspiracy that prevent them from really doing great stuff. But, when asked what good things they are doing with a bunch of cable channels, this one comes up with:
    1. Lone Ranger Pilot. Jesus!
    2. Showing the same show on multiple channels to get more viewers. It apparently took "research" to prove that the same slop on two channels will get more brain-dead viewers than slop on one channel. Welcome to "multiplexing". That is great. I am glad they are paying this guy millions of dollars to sit on top of this crap. And then to say, we are criminals for going to the bathroom during commercials when I can barely keep my food down viewing the "content".

    CW: What are you seeing come out of the studios?

    JK: There's a couple of pieces I think are very interesting. We've done a pilot of The Lone Ranger, which is a WB development, but we're doing a two-hour movie. And since the two-hour movie easily fits onto TNT because of the success with the Western genre over the years, that one becomes a natural project where we could help finance the project by selling a couple of runs to TNT. It would have been much harder to do a two-hour movie without TNT there. When we see it my biggest fear about the Western is: Will it play young enough for the WB? If it doesn't and it's still a good show, it could easily play more broadly on TNT.

    CW: Can cable networks afford to be more committed?

    JK: Wait longer for something to develop? Definitely. The ability to play it multiple times is greater in cable.... In cable you can give it a couple of airings and try to get more exposure for it and the multiple airings will come up a larger audience.
    JK: Wait longer for something to develop? Definitely. The ability to play it multiple times is greater in cable.... In cable you can give it a couple of airings and try to get more exposure for it and the multiple airings will come up a larger audience.

    The industry has now experimented with multiplexing, and the results so far say that you can play programs on two different networks and get more new viewers to watch them....

  407. They broke the contract first !!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is anyone old enuff to remember when cable tv first came out? Cable tv was sold to the public with the stipulation that the customers pay for programming WITHOUT ANY ADVERTISEMENTS. Of course, within two years, ads were sneaking into "special programming". So, now we all pay cable companies to watch freaking ads all damn day. They broke the their "contract" with us, PVR users are just enforcing the original "contract" intent.

  408. It depends how good their 'programming' is by Hyperfrog · · Score: 1

    Thousands watch porn show after control room slip up. Television viewers in Namibia settling down for the latest instalment of a mini-series got more than they bargained for when control room technicians pressed the wrong button. Instead of broadcasting the scheduled program, the state-run Namibian Broadcasting Corporation relayed scenes from a pornographic film to thousands of homes. The two technicians who were allegedly watching the pornographic film on videotape have now been dismissed.

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    Move faster
  409. So does that mean.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That when I use the "mute" function, switch channels, or go outside to have a cigarette during commercials, only to return again to the program once they have finished, that I am a "tv theif" too?

  410. I'm screwed by brianber · · Score: 1

    I always went to sleep right as the bell rang, even though Channel One was sometimes more interesting and intelligent than my government and economics teacher. Come to think of it, I don't think ANYBODY ever really paid any attention to the TV, they all just talked for 15 minutes.

  411. So, why not sue Mr. Kellner for libel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's just called innocent people, specificly, PVR owners, "thieves". In writing, no less!

    Slander and libel laws prevent are supposed to prevent people from telling lies that are damaging to someone's reputation, thereby damaging them financially and or socially.

    It can be hard to prove that someone has been "damaged" by a lie -- but some lies are considered sufficiently bad that damage is assumed to have happened. Being called a criminal almost certainly counts as damaging.

    Mr. Kellner can't pretend he was speaking figuratively -- he's gone on to claim breach of a fictitious contract as basis of his "theft" charges. Since the contract can be shown to be non-existant, any judge who values his reputation is likely to rule for the plaintif in a high profile case.

    When a whole bunch of Tivo owners hit him with a class action lawsuit, and the other networks jump on bad press, I'll bet Mr. Kellner will be sorry he ever opened his big mouth.

    Disclaimer: I am not a lawyer. This is not legal advice. Everyone knows lawyers don't give legal advice on Slashdot, anyway. This post void where prohibited by law, and prohibited where voided by law. Don't drink and drive. Play fair. Be nice.

    -- AC

  412. A sound level detector would work too. by cyberformer · · Score: 2

    Commericals always sound louder than regular programming. (The actual volume isn't higher, but quiter soudns are amplified so that they're closer to the peak volume.) A VCR could detect this, though I guess it would also risk skipping out on loud sound effects, etc. during a program. Maybe it could average the sound level for a minute or two, then retroactively apply some kind of mark to the recording taht would later be used for skipping.

    1. Re:A sound level detector would work too. by Lumpy · · Score: 2

      This is called compression and a VCR cant detect this without expensive hardware.
      the working commercial skipping VCR records the commercials, it just rewinds looking for the Liminance drops and scene changes that happens in groups of 30 seconds and remembers to skip those sections.

      But is still isnt 100% accurate it's more like 65-70% accurate just to be safe that it didnt accidently skip over 1/2 the show.

      --
      Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
  413. what if you take a dump during a commercial... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...are you still stealing from the broadcasters?

  414. And Of Course... by Canar · · Score: 1

    PVRs can be set to only record the middle 400 scanlines of TV or whatever corresponds to the amount of data being sent. Then, no adverts, and an even easier algorithm for removing them. This is a really great idea...

    -=Canar=-

  415. So we have to watch the commercials? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So if we don't watch the commercials, and channel surf, then we are 'stealing' the programming? I am not even sure of what the contract actually is, but could this set the precident for MAKING us read or even go to popup banners, someone puts a thing at the bottom of their site that says that they MUST view the popups? Then if they don't they are 'stealing' the page? This is sick

    Tibbon

  416. Wouldn't have chance to see com w/o pvr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it wasn't for the PVR I wouldn't even be able to watch the show in the first place, much less the commericals. Doesn't he realize that if I tape/PVR a show there is a least a chance I will watch the commericals?

    If it's a funny commerical, I'll even rewind it and watch it again.

  417. hell are you talking about? by _avs_007 · · Score: 1

    If somebody mails me a MotorTrend magazine, the shit is mine... Doesn't matter if I paid for it or not.

    Likewise, if I paid for cable TV, the sh*t is mine to do however I feel, outside of redistributing the content.

    How is this like porn on the net? When you go to their site, they present you with a screen asking for payment, blah blah blah.

    When I turn on friends, there is nothing that pops onto the screen saying that I have to watch the damn commercials, or hurry and call them on the phone to give them my credit card number.

    Usually (not saying in this case) the way advertisement works, is that the advertiser pays the distributor to show their ads, because the distributor is giving them a ballpark figure of how many people will be exposed to their advertisements. It would be kind of stupid to have it work the other way. Its like placing an add in the paper... You pay the paper, not the other way around. So does it mean that if you pay the NY Times to advertise your car, and then Joe Blow buys the paper, and throws away the classified section, he's stealing the paper? Didn't you say that paying for the paper was just paying for the distribution feed, not the content?

    Besides, how is it stealing by using a Tivo different then me holding the FF button during the commercials on my VCR?

  418. Why it took so long: by Merovign · · Score: 1
    Because everybody but that Brilliant Idiot Turner knew that as long as the "people never watch ads" meme was quiet, the fiction that kept ad prices high kept the business model going.


    Now that he's publicly and loudly opened his big, fat mouth, that business model is further threatened. Now he's forced himself into a position where he has to advocate insane things (wait a bit for proposed laws to ban ad-skipping technology and think about this - they're not going to ban DVD-R, they're going to ban analog recorders because they can (try to) control the digital ones).


    The really hilarious thing is that his words actually hurt his own profits by bringing the fact that people are skipping ads to the attention of his advertisers.


    The business model works as long as people believe they're getting value for money, just like the monetary system works as long as people believe their money has value. Endangering that perception is just plain dumb.... unless what you really want is the collapse of the system.


    Think about Mr. Turner's history and politics. He may be playing a more complex game than you think.


    And he may have forgotten the rules, because every few generations someone tries that trick, and they never quite get what they want (Les Miserables, Trotsky, Washington, the Shah, ad nauseum).

  419. A minor detail... by Firefly1 · · Score: 1

    I'm sure it's been brought up elsewhere, but it is my understanding that advertisers pay the networks in return for space in which to deliver their message. What happens to the message once it gets to views' homes, however, is not guaranteed. Is it not true that people already use ad time for such tasks as, oh I don't know, getting snacks or tapping kidneys or what-have-you? In other words, people are already tuning out the commercials; given that, I fail to see what this man's beef with PVRs is.

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    - White Knight of the Order of Mihoshi Enthusiasts
  420. Class action lawsuit against Jamie Kellner? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since her(his?) statements about PVR users being "thieves" is factually untrue under current law, I think this statement might be slanderous. Do you think it would be possible to file a class action lawsuit for slander against this joker on behalf of all PVR users?

    This makes me so damn mad. Jamie Keller is a son of a bitch and I'd like to beat the hell out of him (her?).

  421. I like that by tester13 · · Score: 2

    As an American, I'm willing to kick in my ten pounds (whatever that is) into the pot.

    Seriously, at over $30 a month I would be glad to have it and ditch my current model.

  422. Theft? CONTRACT? by Myco · · Score: 1
    It's theft. Your contract with the network when you get the show is you're going to watch the spots. Otherwise you couldn't get the show on an ad-supported basis.

    Well, isn't this cute. A contract, you say? Doesn't a contract involve some sort of consent? When did I consent to have TV broadcast into my home? Did I sign something when I bought my TV saying how I'd use it? No -- I'm not bound by any contract, no matter how disappointed the broadcasters may be with their business model.

  423. Businesses should listen to customers by wessman · · Score: 1

    Just the other day I read an article in Business Week mag about how CEOs in this country have gone from 1980/90s icons to being hated in the past two years. And this guy's comments only enhance that hatred.

    What an idiot, literally. He probably heard one comment from a lawyer or ignorant board member or failing VP and made this PVR theft statement without any research or hard thinking.

    So, if I don't even own a PVR but decide to record my network programming on VCR every night with the intent of watching that programming the next day and fast forwarding thru all the commercials, I am now considered a thief instead of a customer?

    The entire media industry has got to take a couple customer service and marketing classes AND start listening to their customers and adjusting to market trends. Instead, they are running to judges and politicians to create laws that keep their ancient business models alive. But, in the end, no new regulations and laws are going to save these media giants.

    The wave has already begun. If media companies don't start investing in new technology and new business plans like the telcos did in the 1990s, the media companies will fail miserably.

  424. better commercials by rickr538 · · Score: 1

    Perhaps instead of bitching about the public skipping the commercials, maybe they should make better commercials. Wow! There is an idea. A commercial that is entertaining and provides value to the customer. Mr. Kellner might want to re-visit his freshman-level business and marketing books to learn more.

  425. Logic by alexo · · Score: 1

    Let's use the same logic:

    Jamie Kellner is trying to force pople to watch commercials.

    What do they call somebody who tries to force a lot of people to perform certain acts (that they find objectionalble, even disgusting) against their will? A serial rapist.

  426. It's only a matter of time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's just hope that the Broadcast Industry lawyers don't take lessons from AFGA Monotype. They could argue that the 1/8 second pause before the commercial is a technological implementation of an access control device, designed to let display units recognize when a commercial is about to be played so that the display unit could disallow skipping or muting. (Hey, the patent office will let anything through...) After they patent this "technology", they could argue that any device which is designed to circumvent this technology would be in direct violation of the DMCA.

  427. There IS no Contract by sallen · · Score: 2

    This guy, IMHO, has only shown he isn't capable of logical thought let along running a cable network. I, as a cable subscriber, have absolutely no contractual agreement with him, or his network, in any way, manner, shape, or form. I have an agreement to pay my cable service for a package of channels. The cable provider selects the items in the package, pay the provider, be it Turner or others, and it is THEY who have the a contract to provide that for their customers. I am under no contractual obligation to watch this @#$@#$@#$'s programs for 1 second, 1 minute, be it content or commercial. Who IS this turkey? other than, in my opinion and I'm guessing others at this point, a complete laughing stock.

  428. Re: duplicate food and starvation by guybarr · · Score: 1

    " I swear to God, the year that we perfect a method to endlessly duplicate food will be the year in which half of the US population starves to death "

    were you joking ? read steinbeck's "grapes of wrath"
    there he's talking about the great depression.
    the rural parts of america were producing a LOT of food, still many immigrants were starving.

    that method you talked about was then called agriculture, and yes, capitalism made people starve.

    (not that comunism didn't, BTW)

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    Working for necessity's mother.
  429. Re: freedom of choice. by guybarr · · Score: 1

    It all comes to freedom of chice.

    I want to be able to choose how my time is spent, and I'm willing to pay for good products.

    what you're saying is that by excercising my priorities I don't allow the networks to force-feed me their set of values, thereby hurting them financially.

    I realy want the networks to profit; I want them to do this by creating material that has it's own worth, measured by my own valueable money, not by people who wish to poison my mind.

    I am completely honest in that: give me the choice, I'll buy it when I think it's good.

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    Working for necessity's mother.
  430. Re: duplicate food and starvation by MrHat · · Score: 2

    the rural parts of america were producing a LOT of food, still many immigrants were starving.

    Yeah, actually I have. I primarily recall a paper (don't have the source handy) about farmers/distributors throwing food in the river to decrease supply, while the starving were pushed back from the river's edge by police. Lots of food available, people starved. Seems to support my point, and I think we agree. Semantics and language seem to have gotten in the way.

    The year in which we eliminate restrictions on supply in a given industry (e.g. can endlessly reproduce food), will be the year in which someone steps in, attempts to re-control the supply chain, and creates an artificial poverty.

    What's "wealth" if everyone has it, right? (rolls eyes)

  431. Fuck THEM! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck them and their network. I am going to kick the next person in the shins who calls me a thief.

    I'll show them a thief. I think I'll steal a truckload of videos. That's theft.

    Recording around commercials is not theft. Its recording around commercials.

  432. Then cable companies are theives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the exclusion of ads by people with video recorders is theft, then the inclusion of ads by cable companies, in my menus, is also theft. I am paying for cable service.

    While this is not really the topic here, and is not Ted Turners fault, media companies need to understand that it goes both ways.

    This cable service, in the price, includes channel selection menus etc. so that I can find channels, look at a description etc. and also includes several pay channels. This charge is clearly defined on my bill. Is Comcast doing something illegal?

    I get very irritated when the cable company is putting ads on my menus. It takes up valuable screen real estate, and, since I am paying for the service, is theft by the cable company. I believe that cable should be free if they are going to shove ads down our throats.

    Just my two cents. One more reason to hate cable and phone companies.