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Once might be an accident, but two unreleased iPhones lost in bars starts to look like a strategy.

No, it actually makes it look more like an accident.

Oddly, something about it sort of reminds me of a Clancy plot.

The first (and only) time I've seen the text in the sig you replied to was from "Mr/Mrs Garrison" (if I've spelled that correctly) in South Park. I believe it was from an episode called "Bloody Mary", but I could be wrong. I tried to search for a clip (in English!) on youtube, but my search skills have failed me.

Really, those Diebold games consoles are awful. You only get to press one button, and even when you win you lose (because a politician gets elected).

W.O.P.R. analysis (.WAV)

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Umm... I'm almost positive that Ray says the last line about dogs and cats.

It was a cut-and-paste from here. It's been a while since I've seen the movie, so I'm kinda fuzzy on who said what.

Mondays MP3
Asskicked MP3

Stolen directly from Office Space Clips

Mondays MP3
Asskicked MP3

Stolen directly from Office Space Clips

Mondays MP3
Asskicked MP3

Stolen directly from Office Space Clips

In Windows, if you middle click in a page, you can scroll up and down. In Linux, again, you have to enable this in the about:config

What? Middle click opens a new tab on either platform unless you have a mouse manager like Logitech's running which remaps all your buttons except left & right.

But while we're on the subject, I find it a bit annoying that in the the Firefox Help thing, it shows you the keyboard shortcuts for Windows, not Linux. For the most part they are the same, but there are subtle differences, like ctrl+k in Linux takes you to the google search bar, and in Windows (according to the documentation anyway) its "Remove End of Line". Not sure what that even means, maybe its a reference to Tron.

Are you James T. Kirk?

Yes, but... What Would Bones Say?

Hear a sample of 'Amazing Grace' sung through the Vodaloid.

And here is a sample of 'Daisy Daisy' being sung through the Vodaloid...

"Daisy....Daisy.....Give me your answer due.....I'm half-crazy....all for the love of you...."

"People figured out how to make the Xbox do something it wasn't designed to do."

Hate to break it to ya, but your xbox is nothing but a 733MHz Celeron system with a decent Nvidia GPU - nothing more.

"Microsoft has taken the stance that it doesn't want that happening on their systems, especially when you consider the fact that with Xbox Live factored into the equation, and that this might open the door for cheaters to ruin online game, hell Just look at SOCOM."

Funny, I thought that it was my Xbox... I have no objections to the patch being required for Xbox Live - but it should be my decision.

"...But jesus chrsit quit whining about how evil Microsofts intentions are."

Ha, lets see what you think about Microsoft's intentions when you are attempting to run some "unsafe" software, or burn an audio CD with your new "Trusted Computing" system and it calmly asks...

Reminds me of the scene from the South Park movie, where the holographic war map crashes, and the General summons Bill Gates. Here an MP3 of their conversation.

Watch out for your cornhole, bud.

Okay, Lawrence.

PDHoss

My favorite exchange:

Spock: Ahh, Mr. Scott, I understand you're having difficulty with the warp drive. How much time do you require for repair?
Scotty: There's nothing wrong with the bloody thing!
Spock: Mr. Scott, if we return to Spacedock, the assassins will surely find a way to dispose of their incriminating footwear, and we will never see the captain, or Dr. McCoy, alive again
Scotty: Could take weeks, sir
Spock: Thank you, Mr. Scott

(Star Trek VI)
Hilarious everytime!

Here's what I'll listen to first when I get this working.

Anyone know where I can stream a copy of daisy_daisy.mp3?

Try in here:

www.moviesounds.com/2001.html